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Speaker 4: Yeah, trying to make it work too. I'm not trying.
Speaker 4: I'm getting it. I'm getting it done to the best
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Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 4: Something funny my father taught me. He said, so when
Speaker 4: you've done all you can do, if you've done your
Speaker 4: absolute best and you look up and it didn't get
Speaker 4: the job done, take a deep breath and do some more.
Speaker 4: That used to bug me, man, when my father used
Speaker 4: to tell me.
Speaker 2: That is the son.
Speaker 4: When you've done your absolute best and you think you
Speaker 4: can't do no more. You've done all you can and
Speaker 4: it still don't get the job done, take yourself a
Speaker 4: deep breath.
Speaker 2: And do some more.
Speaker 4: And you know what I found that has worked every
Speaker 4: single time, every single time, because what my father knew
Speaker 4: was that what you think is your breaking point or
Speaker 4: what you think is your all in all, he says, son,
Speaker 4: it's just something about it. Man, if you just gather yourself,
Speaker 4: you got a little bit more. Everybody got some more.
Speaker 4: And you know, I gotta be honest with you. It
Speaker 4: has worked.
Speaker 2: It has helped me greatly, and you know it, everybody
Speaker 2: does have some more.
Speaker 10: You know.
Speaker 4: I tell that to my sons all the time. Dad,
Speaker 4: I did my best. Well, let me ask you something else.
Speaker 4: Could you have done anything else?
Speaker 2: Could you have.
Speaker 4: Studied a little harder, Could you have shown up a
Speaker 4: little bit earlier, could you stayed.
Speaker 2: A little bit later?
Speaker 4: Yeah, well then okay, that's what you should have done.
Speaker 4: Then see, there's always a way. But if you're going
Speaker 4: to create excuses, if you're gonna make them up all
Speaker 4: the time about why you don't get it done, I
Speaker 4: have a very, very sad a statement for you right now.
Speaker 4: You're never gonna get anything done. You're never gonna get
Speaker 4: to the top.
Speaker 2: Not to the top.
Speaker 4: You can get halfway up. Now, you can get a
Speaker 4: third of the way up, you can get three quarters
Speaker 4: of the whey up. But if you don't have that
Speaker 4: little extra reserve in you, you're not getting to the top.
Speaker 4: The top is only reserved for those that have the
Speaker 4: wherewithal and the power to desire, the drive and the
Speaker 4: gut riching effort to get to the top. The top
Speaker 4: is reserved only for the top.
Speaker 2: It's just the top. There ain't but one top, then
Speaker 2: the middle done, ain't it?
Speaker 10: You know?
Speaker 2: The top, the top of the mountain halfway is.
Speaker 4: A different view. At the top, things look different from
Speaker 4: up top. So if you want to get to the
Speaker 4: top of whatever your profession, your field, your career, whatever
Speaker 4: it is, you got to do extra.
Speaker 11: You have to do more.
Speaker 4: More is expected of you. More, but his is what's
Speaker 4: really crazy. More is required of you. Don't live your
Speaker 4: life in a laxadaisical state. Don't wake up every day
Speaker 4: with the feeling of, well, you know, whatever happens happens.
Speaker 4: Na man have a say so in your life.
Speaker 10: You.
Speaker 4: First of all, let me ask you something. Who has God?
Speaker 4: Name the person that God has given authority over you.
Speaker 4: Name the person? But who is the person? Nobody has
Speaker 4: domain over you? God didn't create that person. So what
Speaker 4: you sitting here for? Man, what you sitting here for
Speaker 4: letting people who do not know direct your path? Why
Speaker 4: are you worried about all these people with what they
Speaker 4: got to say about you and all these people with
Speaker 4: what they got to think about you? When here's the
Speaker 4: news flash, they don't know either. All these people that
Speaker 4: you overly concerned about, all these people that you go
Speaker 4: into these.
Speaker 2: Answers for, they need answers to stop. What are you
Speaker 2: doing here? Gather yourself for a minute. Here is a
Speaker 2: solution to all of that.
Speaker 4: You have one source that will be there for you
Speaker 4: to the end of time, and that is your relationship
Speaker 4: with God. That is the one thing that's solid and
Speaker 4: for show. He's behind the wall. He's in your jail cell.
Speaker 4: He rides with you in the police car. He's with
Speaker 4: you on your job up ato school. He's down there
Speaker 4: in the board meetings with you. He goes with you
Speaker 4: when you travel on planes. He says with you when
Speaker 4: you're in a relationship. He helps you with your parenting skills.
Speaker 4: He helps you. He's there to assist you. He show
Speaker 4: if you do the right things, he show you and
Speaker 4: guide you to your next job. When you lose your
Speaker 4: job and you think it's a rap, There's some good
Speaker 4: behind it. Man, God is always working on your behalf.
Speaker 4: To those that believe, you, just gotta believe. He don't
Speaker 4: ask you for nothing else.
Speaker 2: Believe in me. That's all He asks you to do.
Speaker 2: What you're tripping for.
Speaker 4: Man, And then when you make the decision to believe
Speaker 4: in Him, and it comes out your mouth from time
Speaker 4: to time.
Speaker 2: Somewhere what you're worried about, what people say, what you're
Speaker 2: worried about, what they think for? Why who are they?
Speaker 4: They need God to you telling them you found something
Speaker 4: new that you're gonna give this a shot right here now.
Speaker 4: They got some yang ying yang and some yak ofy
Speaker 4: yak to say about that when they need God too.
Speaker 4: That's what amazes me, man about people sit up in here, man,
Speaker 4: be knocking your dream and stuff. Look, if you're an atheist, man,
Speaker 4: do your thing, do your thing. But you can't create
Speaker 4: no laws. Why I can't do mine? That don't make
Speaker 4: no sense, man, That makes no sense at all to me.
Speaker 4: You have the right to go be whatever you want
Speaker 4: to be. You know, if you don't you don't like
Speaker 4: the fact that I'm in school, got my head bowed down,
Speaker 4: and I'm saying a prayer for I take this test.
Speaker 4: Just don't buy your head. Don't you pray. But if
Speaker 4: some kids want to get together, that's some crazy mess.
Speaker 4: That's what happened in our schools. We took prayer out
Speaker 4: of schools, and now look at our schools. You send
Speaker 4: your child to school and someone else comes back home.
Speaker 4: That's a whole nother thing right here. That's not what
Speaker 4: I want to talk to you about. But I was
Speaker 4: just throwing it out because you know, hey, man, your
Speaker 4: relationship with God is essential to your success as a person.
Speaker 4: It's essential to your existence. It's essential to where you're
Speaker 4: trying to go and what you're trying to be. Because
Speaker 4: He made you. Why would you not talk to the
Speaker 4: person that made you to find out what he created
Speaker 4: you for. I ain't talking about your parents, who made
Speaker 4: your parents. This is God, we created in his image.
Speaker 4: Why would you not talk to your maker to see
Speaker 4: why you got made? That don't make sense to you.
Speaker 4: If you're sitting and gotten yourself in a situation. You
Speaker 4: sitting in the jail cell somewhere, you locked up, you
Speaker 4: doing some time, man, be a good time for you
Speaker 4: to refle But whatever your situation is, man, God can
Speaker 4: get you through it. He can give you the strength,
Speaker 4: the courage to wherewith all the understanding everything you need,
Speaker 4: the wisdom to get you through anything you're going through.
Speaker 4: You just got a touch base with him. I need
Speaker 4: God every single day of my life. And what He's
Speaker 4: done for me man off the chain. But guess what
Speaker 4: he'll do the same thing for you.
Speaker 1: You're listening.
Speaker 4: Show, ladies and gentlemen. It is upon us the arrival
Speaker 4: of a new day is hell. The Lord has blessed
Speaker 4: us to come along. We're our great fault, were our respectful,
Speaker 4: and we are ever watchful. I for one, would like
Speaker 4: to say that God is in control and I'm gonna
Speaker 4: let him do it the way he gonna do it.
Speaker 4: I am in B steel mode today all the way
Speaker 4: through Friday. I'm in B steel mode. I am just
Speaker 4: in a position where I just got to let God
Speaker 4: handle this one. It's bigger than me. So I'm in
Speaker 4: B steel mode. Thank you, thank you, thank you. Sherley Strawberry.
Speaker 1: Don't move, Steve, be still good morning calling for real.
Speaker 3: That's right, Peace, be still, good morning? What up?
Speaker 2: Junior?
Speaker 3: Oh, blessed and hoighly favorite movie in the right direction.
Speaker 2: If you tell me yes, sah, peace be steel. Wait on,
Speaker 2: that's hard to do. Sometimes.
Speaker 4: I ain't gonna tell you know, because you want to
Speaker 4: raise your voice and your hand and do something, say something,
Speaker 4: but you a long time smite at them, know you
Speaker 4: got to pull. I mean I ain't saying like smite
Speaker 4: as in killed, but you know, like a light stroke
Speaker 4: a little bit right now, fall down some steps, get
Speaker 4: your hand ran.
Speaker 2: Over by the bush. You know.
Speaker 5: The street.
Speaker 4: You know your hand, you know how you break your
Speaker 4: fall with your hand, and the bush just run over
Speaker 4: both your wrists.
Speaker 3: Stuff like that.
Speaker 2: You know, his head, his head want to be.
Speaker 1: You're weighing on him to bless you. Remember I am.
Speaker 4: I was just you know, That's why I was saying.
Speaker 4: This is why I don't do that other stuff. I
Speaker 4: don't ask for stuff like that.
Speaker 2: I get the feeling that you are not one of
Speaker 2: these people that pray for your enemies.
Speaker 7: You're not.
Speaker 2: You don't do that.
Speaker 4: Oh I'm not at that level of Christianity. I don't
Speaker 4: that's gonna happen. Yeah, to do with it sixty Yeah.
Speaker 2: You're talking about it.
Speaker 4: Advanced Christianity, basic Christianity, you know basic Christianity four five
Speaker 4: That not.
Speaker 2: No basic is like you know stuff like you know,
Speaker 2: doing to others as you would have and do unto you.
Speaker 1: Ye love your enemies.
Speaker 4: Now that that's the little that's that's what you're getting
Speaker 4: into advance. Now once you thees in there, that's advanced.
Speaker 5: Christian you know, you to pray for you.
Speaker 4: I shall cover with thy neighbor's wife. Then I can stay.
Speaker 4: I can drown it that when I do that, you know,
Speaker 4: but you know I should not kill that that basic
Speaker 4: I'm good with that one. I ain't got to kill nobody.
Speaker 12: You know.
Speaker 2: But now you know all you turn the chain, Oh no,
Speaker 2: that's advanced. That's me.
Speaker 1: You're asking him.
Speaker 2: Strong hold on, hold school right all your life a PhD.
Speaker 2: Right there, listen, I'm still doing one old walk.
Speaker 9: Coming up at thirty two minutes after the hour, we'll
Speaker 9: hear from the nephew as he runs that brank back
Speaker 9: right after this.
Speaker 1: You're listening.
Speaker 9: Morning show, all right, and it's time now to start
Speaker 9: your morning off with the nephew and run that brank back.
Speaker 9: What you got for his nest?
Speaker 10: This right here is stolen car. Stolen car, cat dog
Speaker 10: if you would. Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach a
Speaker 10: Trevor please.
Speaker 2: Okay, Yeah, that's name, sir.
Speaker 10: You purchased a Navy blue from a used car lot
Speaker 10: dealership called a car Lot.
Speaker 2: I don't know, maybe six or seven months ago, am
Speaker 2: I right?
Speaker 6: Right? It was six months ago?
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 10: Now you've been paying notes on this car, I know,
Speaker 10: for the last six months. And you know, I hate
Speaker 10: to be a burden of bad news. Actually, my name
Speaker 10: is Detective Justin, and I'm giving you a call to
Speaker 10: let you know that the actual vehicle, this two thousand
Speaker 10: and one Navy Blue that you purchased, is actually.
Speaker 2: A stolen vehicle.
Speaker 10: And we've actually been looking for this car for the
Speaker 10: last I've been pretty much close to a year now,
Speaker 10: maybe a little over a year. We've been looking for
Speaker 10: this I work in the auto theft division. And hold on,
Speaker 10: who Detective Justin, sir, and I'm in the auto theft
Speaker 10: division here at the police department.
Speaker 13: Hold on, I think you got the wrong I think
Speaker 13: you got the wrong guy, man, because.
Speaker 10: Was it No, sir, it's it's it's And I've done
Speaker 10: the trace on on and I know this is probably
Speaker 10: a shock to you, but we're right on point with
Speaker 10: this thing. You've got a two thousand and one Navy
Speaker 10: blue You did buy it. You did buy it at
Speaker 10: the car lot dealership, and that uh, and it's the
Speaker 10: exact one that the license plate shirt they do match up.
Speaker 6: And uh.
Speaker 10: I know this is a bit of a shock to you,
Speaker 10: but your car is actually a stolen car. So the dealership, sir,
Speaker 10: actually sold you a stolen car. And I know you
Speaker 10: did not know that. I know that it was not
Speaker 10: any information that you already knew. And I know you
Speaker 10: thought that you were just purchasing a legitimate car. But
Speaker 10: you have a stolen car, mister Trevor.
Speaker 13: And no, no, I think you got the wrong first,
Speaker 13: because this car is not stolen for real.
Speaker 6: This is sir.
Speaker 10: I can go all day with you and try to
Speaker 10: make you understand what's going on here, and I know
Speaker 10: it's probably some some blurry information that's not clear to you,
Speaker 10: but at the end of the day, your car is stolen.
Speaker 10: I am gonna have to either get someone to come
Speaker 10: out and impound.
Speaker 2: It or you.
Speaker 13: No, no, I think y'all might need to go back
Speaker 13: over y'all records then, because I think y'all on the
Speaker 13: real I think y'all got the wrong person.
Speaker 6: It's sir.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna tell you once and I'm gonna tell you again.
Speaker 2: You have a car that's stolen that I have to
Speaker 2: have in my possession by the end of the day.
Speaker 6: Now, can't the end of the day? For real?
Speaker 10: Man, you got, sir, you have a stolen car and
Speaker 10: you're gonna need to bring that car into the police
Speaker 10: station so we can get this thing rectified.
Speaker 13: For real, man, hold on, let me talk about this.
Speaker 7: Man.
Speaker 13: I don't know the all that she's telling me.
Speaker 10: For real, Sir, I understand what you're saying, but do
Speaker 10: you realize you're talking to a police officer here.
Speaker 2: I am detective. I am detective justin.
Speaker 3: I am who you are.
Speaker 6: Man. I'm told them is.
Speaker 2: No longer, sir.
Speaker 10: We've had to actually shut them down for the time
Speaker 10: being until we get quite a few cars rectified that
Speaker 10: I've got more than just your vehicle, sir, that's been
Speaker 10: that that has auto theft tied to it. There's two things.
Speaker 10: Either you're gonna bring it to me or I'm gonna
Speaker 10: come get it now. Which one do you want to do?
Speaker 13: You ain't coming to get for real, sir.
Speaker 10: I don't want to have this to have to get
Speaker 10: go to a level of where it doesn't need to be.
Speaker 10: But I need to get that car in my possession.
Speaker 13: Okay, look, look, look, listen while I'm telling you. Okay,
Speaker 13: are you listening.
Speaker 2: I'm listening, sir.
Speaker 13: Okay, look from.
Speaker 14: This, somebody gonna tay me my three hundred seventy fifty
Speaker 14: two cents I've been paying for the last six months
Speaker 14: unless you're gonna play me that give me back my
Speaker 14: trent answer.
Speaker 13: Get this, man, I ain't out here what you're talking
Speaker 13: about for real? Now you're coming at me with man,
Speaker 13: I worked too hard to be keeping up seat notes
Speaker 13: like here, man, I got that? Am I ready to
Speaker 13: take care? Are you coming to talk about? You tuldn't
Speaker 13: take my car because something that happened before I part
Speaker 13: and what I don't even know this is true? Like
Speaker 13: I said, I thank you missing. I think you've got
Speaker 13: me mixed over with somebody else. What y'all just not
Speaker 13: coming in me talking this. I ain't heard nothing about
Speaker 13: this before.
Speaker 10: Sure, it's taking us a while to actually track down
Speaker 10: the car and actually find out exactly where it was.
Speaker 10: I've tracked this car so for the last eight nine
Speaker 10: months and I finally found that you are the one
Speaker 10: that's actually has it in your possession.
Speaker 2: It happens all the time.
Speaker 10: It's an unlikely situation, but I got to get you
Speaker 10: to bring it in, and I'm I ain't bring it, you.
Speaker 13: Know what I mean, I ain't bringing y'all got coming
Speaker 13: to get from me that somebody give me my three
Speaker 13: hundred seventy dollars fifty two cents I've been paying for
Speaker 13: the last six month, trusting my back.
Speaker 2: Sure, I'm sure you're probably long gone by now. It's
Speaker 2: probably that's what I'm something.
Speaker 13: Okay, then then y'all can need at least just come
Speaker 13: with the money.
Speaker 6: Come with the money.
Speaker 13: I just don't get another rossing somewhere else, sir.
Speaker 10: I'm not I can't sit here and negotiate with you.
Speaker 10: I'm just a detective on this actual case. And I
Speaker 10: know it's a trying situation, but I am going to
Speaker 10: have to send some officers out there that that do
Speaker 10: this type of thing.
Speaker 2: They pick up these cars and bring them into the
Speaker 2: I wish you would.
Speaker 13: Send somebody out here to get my car. And if
Speaker 13: you can't, and okay with me, you need to find
Speaker 13: somebody can no.
Speaker 6: You know, you bring somebody out here if you want to.
Speaker 13: I don't bring somebody. I got something I don't like to.
Speaker 14: Man, I'm walking a breatship hunt up in all the
Speaker 14: time the cat of State and they took man.
Speaker 13: I'm working through out and try to get this car. Man,
Speaker 13: So bring out here if you want to for real.
Speaker 2: Sure, hush, sure, sir, come, I gotta get you calm down.
Speaker 2: I mean call me.
Speaker 13: You told me about my car stoning, and y'all talking
Speaker 13: about something to.
Speaker 6: Get it from me.
Speaker 10: I know this is a surprise, and I understand that.
Speaker 10: And you got a great you got an honest living,
Speaker 10: an honest job. I understand that. But some people have
Speaker 10: done some dishonest things. And that's what's happened here. Somebody myself.
Speaker 13: That my problem right there. That ain't the problem with
Speaker 13: when I.
Speaker 6: First got it.
Speaker 13: Write for a problem now I'm not understanding that. All
Speaker 13: I'm saying is with my car. I'm gonna y'all, look,
Speaker 13: that's all I'm saying.
Speaker 2: You know what, I don't want to go any further.
Speaker 2: Can I say one more thing than you can?
Speaker 6: I do that?
Speaker 10: What this is Nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Mornings Show.
Speaker 10: You just got pranked by your cousin Eric. This is
Speaker 10: nephew Tim Me from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You
Speaker 10: got prank by your cousin Matt trouble you?
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 2: All right, man, let me ask you something.
Speaker 10: You gotta tell me, baby, what's the baddest radio show
Speaker 10: in the land.
Speaker 13: Man, It's that Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 9: All right, nephew, thank you coming up next week, you
Speaker 9: asked the Chief Love Officer. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 9: All right, guys, time out for us the c l O.
Speaker 9: This one is from Kim and Detroit. Kim writes, I
Speaker 9: need your honest opinion about my man. I'm not an
Speaker 9: insecure woman at all, So I don't mind that my
Speaker 9: boyfriend works in the sex industry. In fact, I met
Speaker 9: him at the swingers club that he works in. I
Speaker 9: just happened to go to the club Saturday night without
Speaker 9: telling him I was coming, and I walked up on
Speaker 9: him kissing a female at the bar. He turned bright
Speaker 9: red when he saw me. He said, it's part of
Speaker 9: his job as bartender to entice women to get more drinks.
Speaker 9: Is it wrong to get mad if he's swinging at
Speaker 9: work without me knowing it.
Speaker 1: Wow, fellow, you.
Speaker 4: And a relationship with a dude that you met at
Speaker 4: the swingers club. Let me ask you something. When you
Speaker 4: met him at the swingers Club, wasn't he in there swinging?
Speaker 5: Hollywood?
Speaker 2: So I'll give a damn if he do work there.
Speaker 2: If you work there, you a swinger.
Speaker 4: Ain't nobody at know swingers club watching all this activity
Speaker 4: going and you ain't trying to participate. They don't pay
Speaker 4: this due at the bar to kiss women to get
Speaker 4: them to buy more drinks. You ain't got to do
Speaker 4: that at the swingers club who? And they ain't drinking
Speaker 4: who at the swingers club?
Speaker 2: Ain't kissing.
Speaker 8: Everybody in there?
Speaker 2: Kissing and drinking.
Speaker 4: That's what you're going hoping that lead to. Mo I
Speaker 4: don't even understand what you're talking about. Am I wrong
Speaker 4: for getting mad at your man swinging without telling me
Speaker 4: he was in that swinging for you met him.
Speaker 2: I'll give a damn what.
Speaker 13: His job is.
Speaker 4: If you take tickets at the door, why would you
Speaker 4: get the job at the Swingers Club taking tickets at
Speaker 4: the door if you weren't interested in a swinging.
Speaker 2: You work at the strip club? Because you like strippers.
Speaker 4: Okay, ain't nobody going down to Magic City talking about man? Hey,
Speaker 4: you got any openings off for him? Anybody want to
Speaker 4: fry broccoli?
Speaker 2: What you're doing there for?
Speaker 4: Don't so?
Speaker 2: Come on, man, Come on lady, come on. Your man
Speaker 2: is a swing?
Speaker 7: Hey?
Speaker 2: You a swing?
Speaker 6: Yes?
Speaker 9: Thank you?
Speaker 2: Sw sw he's swaying.
Speaker 6: Oh.
Speaker 10: I don't know what to tell you, man, And the
Speaker 10: words of my grandmama, I'm with you when you're right,
Speaker 10: all right?
Speaker 13: Uh.
Speaker 9: Moving on to Jasmine, who's a podcast listener, she says,
Speaker 9: I've been dating a man for seven months and he's
Speaker 9: really sweet normally, but I don't know what's happened to him.
Speaker 9: Last weekend. He treated me to a Mother's Day dinner
Speaker 9: on Sunday and he bought the sandals I asked for.
Speaker 9: The Only problem is he got a size nine and
Speaker 9: I wear a seven. And later that night he did
Speaker 9: stuff he'd never done to me sexually, and I didn't
Speaker 9: like it. I think he's got a big foot side
Speaker 9: piece that's freakiered and I am.
Speaker 2: Come on nine because he was thinking about something. What size?
Speaker 2: You want to give me a nine?
Speaker 4: If she don't want it, I got somewhere to take it,
Speaker 4: ye man, Yeah, yeah, yeah, she did something to you
Speaker 4: and then you ain't like it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's somebody else. You wear a seven and he
Speaker 2: bought a nine.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you can look at that shoe and no, that's
Speaker 4: a big difference between seventy and nine. That'd be like
Speaker 4: me sitting up at the shoe star talking about sir,
Speaker 4: what size you want? Oh excuse me, bro, bro, you
Speaker 4: want to eight?
Speaker 2: And nothing?
Speaker 9: No?
Speaker 2: I got no nothing on my foot? Say eight? My
Speaker 2: foot so big? It looked like I got eight big toes?
Speaker 6: Like what?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 5: So she should she ask him?
Speaker 2: Is the question?
Speaker 5: What should she do?
Speaker 2: Ask him? You think he gonna tell you?
Speaker 6: Right?
Speaker 9: What?
Speaker 2: What search do your homewor might if it is volunteer?
Speaker 2: No information for y'all? What makes them think? What should
Speaker 2: I asked him? Is he seeing somebody else? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah you know no, no, ye go ask him. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I promise you he's gonna say no. I told the
Speaker 4: man four seven. I ain't checked the side nine.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you know, what about why are you cheating?
Speaker 3: What about the.
Speaker 2: Other night when you was when you did all that
Speaker 2: new stuff to me?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I mean we ain't got to do it no more.
Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 9: I just know.
Speaker 2: From where I get it from. You know, he's kind
Speaker 2: of been thinking that, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: You know, they say change of behavior definitely means cheating.
Speaker 4: You know that.
Speaker 2: That ain't.
Speaker 3: Who said that?
Speaker 1: Who are you going there with it?
Speaker 6: Who?
Speaker 2: Damn s?
Speaker 1: Always right?
Speaker 2: Always? Oh, so you're gonna listen to them instead of me?
Speaker 1: I'm your man. Uh huh, Here we go, Here we go?
Speaker 1: All right, We're moving on.
Speaker 9: D Z in Alabama says, I'm a twenty five year
Speaker 9: old woman and I'm pregnant with my first child. My
Speaker 9: baby is by a married man, and his wife found
Speaker 9: out about the baby. We live in a small city
Speaker 9: and she's got a good job, so to avoid embarrassment,
Speaker 9: she wants to act like I'm having the baby for
Speaker 9: her as a surrogate. She wants to raise my child,
Speaker 9: and she said, it's the only way my child will
Speaker 9: ever see his father.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 9: If I take them to court for child support, everyone
Speaker 9: will know our business. I'm stuck and feel like I
Speaker 9: have no other options.
Speaker 5: What should I do now?
Speaker 4: Wow, you don't have any other options? For what can
Speaker 4: nobody make you do that? Do you serve and raise nobody.
Speaker 4: You don't let nobody buffalo you like it. You're the
Speaker 4: mother of the baby. All that supersedes all other rights
Speaker 4: and claims, and so what if everybody know your business?
Speaker 4: You're gonna let this woman take your baby from you
Speaker 4: because she got a good job. Hold up, Heffer, why
Speaker 4: don't I post what you said on Facebook?
Speaker 5: How about that?
Speaker 4: You know?
Speaker 2: Why don't I report to your job that you're trying
Speaker 2: to bully me out my baby? Why don't we do that? Nah,
Speaker 2: who got the upper hand?
Speaker 1: That's right, that's right.
Speaker 4: You can't do that to this girl. And he got
Speaker 4: to pay child support, paternity tests. It ain't nothing, give it.
Speaker 2: Damn part of her good ass job gonna be paying
Speaker 2: child support. Thank you very much.
Speaker 1: All right, thank you, clo. You're listening.
Speaker 2: Show. Here's a question for you guys.
Speaker 1: What do you do before sex to make it more incredible?
Speaker 1: Is this tailor made for you?
Speaker 9: Tommy?
Speaker 2: I mean, I can I can give you something. I
Speaker 2: mean you're always talking about. I'm trying to.
Speaker 5: It while you're editing.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you, spur of the moment.
Speaker 9: Sex is always hot and exciting, but sometimes we have
Speaker 9: more time to prepare for upcoming sexy time, and putting
Speaker 9: that time to good use can make can help things you.
Speaker 1: Know, go to the next level, so to speak.
Speaker 9: Here's how to get into the mood in advance to
Speaker 9: make sex more amazing.
Speaker 1: Don't look bored like you already know this, Steve, Okay,
Speaker 1: like you don't need any help in this area. Look
Speaker 1: at all the guys in the room like.
Speaker 2: Yes, like they could have written all the stuff about me.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 9: First of all, get in the mood. Time to start
Speaker 9: thinking about what's going to turn you on later. So
Speaker 9: that's how you get in the mood. You start thinking
Speaker 9: about what's going to turn you on later. Okay, say
Speaker 9: it's now, you know, when we get off you start
Speaker 9: thinking about it now. So by the time we get
Speaker 9: off work and you get.
Speaker 2: Home, tell me if we're going to do something when
Speaker 2: we get home. That's enough. That's enough for any man.
Speaker 2: That's so easy that you do. I won't promise me something.
Speaker 2: You know, we've been turning me on. L I've been
Speaker 2: catching her hand and I don't know what it is
Speaker 2: when I.
Speaker 10: Just when I catch her hand, it happens right there
Speaker 10: at the animals because he is don't really come into
Speaker 10: launch and.
Speaker 1: Part of me, bro, we'd be right down here and
Speaker 1: that the whole weight.
Speaker 2: Man, I like, I like that, Like when you're walking
Speaker 2: up the steps and I'm behind. That's it.
Speaker 1: Makes sense. Ironing is not sexy.
Speaker 10: So you boy, when my baby lean over behind him, God,
Speaker 10: that is the greatest thing in the world.
Speaker 2: Now I'd be like, it's.
Speaker 1: Because four to five damn dollar going down.
Speaker 9: You have to hear about these pills every time, the
Speaker 9: cost of the pills, all of that, every time.
Speaker 2: Every single time.
Speaker 9: Yes, okay, so here's another here's another tip, so you know,
Speaker 9: when you're thinking about it early, start texting, because it
Speaker 9: takes women a little longer.
Speaker 1: We're not as as ready set go as.
Speaker 9: You guys, so it takes us along time to warm
Speaker 9: you know, longer time to warm up to get where.
Speaker 1: You guys already are.
Speaker 15: I have another problem with that because I'm such a
Speaker 15: bad speller. And then I text I'm gonna tear that
Speaker 15: grass up and.
Speaker 8: I'm gonna that grass.
Speaker 3: She's looking at the.
Speaker 5: I'm like what she gonna say to say good, because
Speaker 5: I mean asking you to.
Speaker 3: Kill to take out that garbage.
Speaker 9: You Okay, So they say eat frisky, friendly foods you know,
Speaker 9: like like oysters, things like that.
Speaker 1: You know, the foods that say that they're afrodisiacic.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they don't want you to learn cool wrench.
Speaker 4: Your breath is not cool exactly. It smells a lot
Speaker 4: like a wrench. But cooless, your breath does smell like
Speaker 4: a wrench, but it ain't nothing cool.
Speaker 3: But that's exactly what they say.
Speaker 9: Avoid foods that cause bloating and bad breath. That's exactly what.
Speaker 2: The cigars are. Not helpful, no.
Speaker 6: More.
Speaker 2: You don't know how many times.
Speaker 1: You love your cigars.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but you know, I know, you know, before I
Speaker 4: go to Big Gog, I have to I have to brush.
Speaker 4: First of all, I have to wash my Mustang.
Speaker 2: This is a whole, love of separate my lips is
Speaker 2: a whole.
Speaker 4: So I got to brush my teeth with toothpaste okay.
Speaker 4: Then I brush them with listerine okay. Then I rest
Speaker 4: with listen okay, And then you know, I go eat
Speaker 4: something cool and refreshing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but don't come in there at all with cigar
Speaker 2: because I actually live with the bloodhound. Smell like an
Speaker 2: ass trak.
Speaker 9: Come again, and it says, access your wardrobe. You know,
Speaker 9: where's something sexy that your woman might like or your
Speaker 9: guy might like.
Speaker 1: So what would that be for you?
Speaker 6: Jess?
Speaker 2: I gotta suggestion. You know.
Speaker 4: If you decorate a jack strapped on the whole another out,
Speaker 4: you know, put a little print on it, leopard, you know? Okay,
Speaker 4: all right, Tom, put a put a snake mouth on it.
Speaker 1: I'm coming.
Speaker 2: With a T shirt tied in a nat What the
Speaker 2: last thing you want?
Speaker 1: You don't want this shirt and go up?
Speaker 2: You do not want this shirt to go up?
Speaker 5: We gotta go.
Speaker 1: You're listening.
Speaker 9: Morning show time now, guys, for would you rather? Would
Speaker 9: you rather sleep without a pillow or sleep without a blanket?
Speaker 1: Which one pillow?
Speaker 4: I gotsay have a blanket? Yeah, because I'm naked. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: I sleep.
Speaker 1: That part.
Speaker 4: Now that's gonna be rough without a pillow, but it
Speaker 4: cannot happen without a blanket. The blanket provides too much comfort.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know you have a give pull.
Speaker 4: Up and pull that extra blanket up and then that
Speaker 4: extra warf just sank you into.
Speaker 2: That sleep deep.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: They even have those weighted blankets now that help you sleep.
Speaker 2: Weight them?
Speaker 1: You got one?
Speaker 2: I keep a blanket? What I got a bunch of them?
Speaker 8: Does it?
Speaker 1: Help you sleep.
Speaker 5: I don't have one.
Speaker 1: Does it help you? He said he has one?
Speaker 2: I said I had one.
Speaker 4: Well, she asked you a follow up question, and you
Speaker 4: ignored hers. What she's angry about.
Speaker 2: I couldn't. I couldn't hear.
Speaker 1: I'm bad.
Speaker 2: It helped me sleep better because Jackie got on fifty.
Speaker 2: I just answered, are you all right? We're moving on?
Speaker 2: And you are telling me that it's a little delay
Speaker 2: right now.
Speaker 4: It's throwing off because you normally real shopping week and
Speaker 4: right now you got that little dull marble thing working.
Speaker 2: It's not me, okay, it's not me, all right?
Speaker 9: What'd your we're moving on? Would you rather tell your mate?
Speaker 9: Would you would your move? Would you rather tell your
Speaker 9: mate everything you did yesterday? Tell your mate every single
Speaker 9: thing you did? Or would you rather buy her a car?
Speaker 2: Buy a car?
Speaker 12: You can't tell her what you do, yes, because it's
Speaker 12: every other day always somebody mate. I mean this, you know,
Speaker 12: just in case you do something real crazy.
Speaker 2: You know the argument I'm trying to avoid.
Speaker 3: Sure, I so you're.
Speaker 1: Gonna buy her a car?
Speaker 2: Okay, so you gonna so? So when I called a fleet,
Speaker 2: you didn't have time to talk to me.
Speaker 4: But you would swear at the golf store with who
Speaker 4: let's see now here, here's a car?
Speaker 2: Hell here? Yeah? Oh okay, like that all right?
Speaker 9: Would you rather do five different positions every time you
Speaker 9: were intimate?
Speaker 1: Or only one position forever?
Speaker 2: Variety, spice of life?
Speaker 9: I just five different times every single time?
Speaker 1: Yeah, or only one position forever?
Speaker 9: No?
Speaker 12: I like that?
Speaker 1: Five them five al right lovers?
Speaker 2: Yeah, alright, note every single time.
Speaker 1: Hold on, man, you're getting bored.
Speaker 2: All right.
Speaker 9: That's today's version of would you rather you're listening hard
Speaker 9: Morning Show?
Speaker 6: All right?
Speaker 9: Steve, our very own j Anthony Brown is always here
Speaker 9: with the foolishness. Can count on him, and he's got
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Speaker 15: You just my new book, Steve, and it's called one
Speaker 15: hundred and one Ways to Start an Argument. Several chapters
Speaker 15: in the book. Chapter one, you know, laugh on the
Speaker 15: phone for no reason, just just laugh.
Speaker 2: So argument.
Speaker 8: Yeah, it would start an argument.
Speaker 1: This is.
Speaker 15: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Chapter Chapter seven is a real good chapter.
Speaker 15: Take a shower in the middle of the day, just
Speaker 15: just shower. Yeah, what are you going showering?
Speaker 1: That's on Sunday.
Speaker 15: This is a good one for Sunday, say say I'm
Speaker 15: going to a different church by myself.
Speaker 2: That's what you say. There's gonna be well over there.
Speaker 15: Here's another ways to start an argument. Yeah, put an
Speaker 15: empty bag in the closet and just walk away. Just
Speaker 15: put it up there and just walk away.
Speaker 8: Once and there. Don't war about that. Don't go up there.
Speaker 8: Don't go up there.
Speaker 2: What you mean, don't go up there?
Speaker 8: Don't go up there?
Speaker 15: All right, ways to start an argument. Say this phrase
Speaker 15: right here. This really works. Say I'll be right back
Speaker 15: and leave, just leave, just leave right where you're going.
Speaker 2: I'll be right back.
Speaker 8: Don't worry about where I'm going. I'll be right back.
Speaker 2: I mean, don't wear everybody. Yeah, just walked out of here.
Speaker 8: You just phraised right here on the phone. This really
Speaker 8: gets an argument.
Speaker 15: Say good job, Becky, I'll see you tomorrow the phone,
Speaker 15: Becky with the good hair.
Speaker 2: Why the hell you got to encourage Becky? You doing
Speaker 2: some damn good job, Becky? What's she doing? Something? Gots
Speaker 2: to be commenting on it.
Speaker 15: From my new book, How to Start an argument as
Speaker 15: your mate, your lady, when's the when's your friend coming
Speaker 15: over here?
Speaker 6: You know, when.
Speaker 2: She's been over here.
Speaker 4: In the while?
Speaker 2: Where is she coming here. Oh no, yeah, that starts
Speaker 2: right off.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's a pretty good jay.
Speaker 15: Argument waves and started argument. No matter what movie she
Speaker 15: says you want to go to, you say, oh, I've
Speaker 15: seen it already.
Speaker 3: I oh, you're you're going to movies.
Speaker 8: Okay, you have time to go see it.
Speaker 2: I've seen that.
Speaker 8: That's good. I've seen that.
Speaker 2: I've seen it.
Speaker 8: I seen it. Here's another one, here's another one. Ways
Speaker 8: the starting argument.
Speaker 15: You're on the phone and you laugh real damn loud,
Speaker 15: and then you start whispering.
Speaker 2: You've been man a bunch of boys. This is why
Speaker 2: he's divorced. You know how to run somebody off? Can
Speaker 2: I get you one?
Speaker 8: Give me one, Give me one. I'll put it in
Speaker 8: the book.
Speaker 2: Buy your wife some running shoes.
Speaker 1: Far color.
Speaker 15: Yeah, man, yeah, buy some running shoes that do it. Yeah,
Speaker 15: all of us setting in the middle of the day.
Speaker 15: You put on a clean shirt.
Speaker 2: You woke up in one shirt and put on another.
Speaker 5: What you change your shirts for?
Speaker 8: Can I just put on a new shirt?
Speaker 9: No?
Speaker 1: No, you cannot. What was wrong with all?
Speaker 2: Can just go with the books?
Speaker 7: Jack?
Speaker 2: Can I just add one more? You ready?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Ways to start an argument in your house guarantee.
Speaker 4: Come on what come in from work and pull your
Speaker 4: pants off and ain't got no drawers.
Speaker 1: All Thanks Jay and Steve. You just command you up
Speaker 1: next with today's today's brank phone call. Right after that,
Speaker 1: you're listening.
Speaker 5: Harvey Morning Show coming up at the top of the hour.
Speaker 9: Right about four minutes after, it's my Strawberry letter for today.
Speaker 9: The subject she acts like a bitter old bitty girl.
Speaker 9: You and your subjects, your oh BITI let me be clear,
Speaker 9: I know, I know, wait till you hear the T
Speaker 9: T y O all of that, all of that. But
Speaker 9: right now it is time for the nephew and the
Speaker 9: prank phone call for today.
Speaker 5: Now what you got?
Speaker 2: I left my medicine in your house? All right?
Speaker 10: That is a cat dog, if you would, We're going
Speaker 10: to strategically dive into this one. If you're driving right now,
Speaker 10: I think you should pull over because this one right here,
Speaker 10: this home running here, this classic nephew, Tommy, I left
Speaker 10: my medicine in your house.
Speaker 6: Let's go Hello Hello, want said to Claires yet he Claire,
Speaker 6: Hey money sherman dog your house is the one that
Speaker 6: got broke into last week? Right yeah, man, just waiting
Speaker 6: on the police to get back with me, tell them
Speaker 6: if they found these people or not. Man, So now
Speaker 6: hold on, what's your name again?
Speaker 2: There?
Speaker 6: Sman them? How you here about it? You know, I
Speaker 6: stay a couple of streets, so everybody in the neighborhood
Speaker 6: kind of heard that y'all had got broke in on. Yeah, man,
Speaker 6: everybody being kind of kind of real good around here.
Speaker 9: Man.
Speaker 6: It don't make no sense.
Speaker 15: Man.
Speaker 6: You go out here and work hard for stuff and
Speaker 6: then you know, people just do your like this.
Speaker 5: Man.
Speaker 6: It just I'm just glad it wasn't nobody hurt. Man.
Speaker 6: My wife and my son they alive and that's you know,
Speaker 6: that's the best thing.
Speaker 10: Man.
Speaker 6: So you know, trying not to cousin something like this happened.
Speaker 6: You know, I understand.
Speaker 11: Man.
Speaker 6: You stay a couple of streets over you say yeah, yeah, yeah, hey, hey,
Speaker 6: let me let me let me say this to you.
Speaker 4: Man.
Speaker 6: I want to say, pirty all. I hate what happened,
Speaker 6: you know what I mean? Yeah? Man? And uh, I do, man,
Speaker 6: you know, and I'm glad you're your family and so yeah,
Speaker 6: he said, Man, well, hey, man, can I just can
Speaker 6: I just say this here?
Speaker 14: Man? Uh?
Speaker 6: And I don't really know how to say it, but uh, I.
Speaker 1: Was.
Speaker 6: I was with the two dudes that had broken there.
Speaker 6: I was with them when they did that. Okay, you
Speaker 6: did you just say you was with them that broke
Speaker 6: in my house? Oh so you broke in my house?
Speaker 6: No saying, no saying, See, that's why I'm see them claims.
Speaker 6: That's what I'm I'm calling you trying to tell you.
Speaker 6: I was trying to talk them out of it. You
Speaker 6: know what I'm saying, Well, what the happened? Because they
Speaker 6: did this, I couldn't talk them out of it. But
Speaker 6: you know I was when I wasn't there taking nothing,
Speaker 6: That's what I'm saying. Okay, okay, okay, Well who was
Speaker 6: in the ittation then? And I can't I can't be
Speaker 6: doing I can't do that. I can't see I ain't
Speaker 6: trying to get in the middle of that. No, no, no,
Speaker 6: you can't do that. You just got my phone. Oh
Speaker 6: you can tell me who broke in? Is you was
Speaker 6: one of the you was? Wasn't with you? That? That
Speaker 6: ain't that? That ain't in the reason why I called man.
Speaker 6: I don't give a damn what the reason you called me?
Speaker 6: You called me the broken Who who was with you?
Speaker 2: Who was with you?
Speaker 6: Man, I'm matter of fact, what street you stay on
Speaker 6: the Let me say this to you, man, This reason
Speaker 6: why I called. And when we was in there, and
Speaker 6: then they started screaming and hollering at each other and
Speaker 6: then saying we got to hear him get out. You know,
Speaker 6: like I say, I was in there trying to talk
Speaker 6: them out of that. I don't give it. If you
Speaker 6: tried to talk them into it. You walk into my
Speaker 6: broken my eye. You you got the more danced to
Speaker 6: call me okay, but listen, man, listen, listen, listen to me, man.
Speaker 6: I'm listening to you for while I was in there, man,
Speaker 6: and and you know they was we was getting out
Speaker 6: of there in a hurry. I actually left my uh
Speaker 6: my pills fell out my pocket, my bottle of pills
Speaker 6: and my medicine. And I don't I don't got no
Speaker 6: more retails on it, man, And I need my medicine.
Speaker 6: That's why I'm all you to see. If you don't
Speaker 6: man me coming back over there to get my peek.
Speaker 6: They don't give them about your medicine. Who gives us?
Speaker 6: But I tell you what I tell you. I can
Speaker 6: ask me about some medicine. God, I was just caught
Speaker 6: up in a bad situation. Man. I swear to God,
Speaker 6: if I see you over, I swear to God, I'm
Speaker 6: gonna beat your ass. No, I'm gonna beat you. You
Speaker 6: better be glad shy. I wasn't in my house. Man. Listen, man,
Speaker 6: I'm not trying to get you. Have no problems with nobody.
Speaker 6: I just need my medicine. Man, kill medicine. You got
Speaker 6: problems with me, but I don't have no more real
Speaker 6: feels on that medicine. I need my medicine. I'll get sick.
Speaker 6: I tell you what. I tell you what come, Come
Speaker 6: get your medicine. You know exactly where I said. I'm
Speaker 6: gonna have to get the front door over. You ain't
Speaker 6: got the break in this time. Come get your medicine.
Speaker 6: I swear to God. Is gonna need more than just
Speaker 6: that a medicine. I'm gonna put some on your I said,
Speaker 6: why are you doing out on me? Man? And I'm
Speaker 6: the one that was in there time to talk them
Speaker 6: out of it. He was with them because that's the
Speaker 6: point ill, that's what bring them to telling them to
Speaker 6: help you. Come get your medicine. So all I want
Speaker 6: to do is get my medicine and be through with this.
Speaker 6: That's all I'm trying to say to you. I ain't
Speaker 6: trying to start no trouble with you. Start, no trouble
Speaker 6: you bo can't tell my come house, you know what.
Speaker 6: I tell you what I all this? You know, I
Speaker 6: tell you what. Come get the medicine. Come come, come,
Speaker 6: get the medicine right now. I'm in what what street
Speaker 6: you stay on? I bring it to you.
Speaker 4: Man.
Speaker 6: I'm not finna go back and from arguing with you. Man,
Speaker 6: I'm finna come over there and get my medicine. And man,
Speaker 6: you're gonna be through with each other. You ain't got
Speaker 6: to go back and for a moment. I tell you what.
Speaker 6: Come on over here, get your some medicine right now.
Speaker 6: This even if you're gonna need some moment, medicine ain't
Speaker 6: gonna come break in my some houses you go can't
Speaker 6: tell my I take care of my wife and my
Speaker 6: kids in this house. I understand that. And I will
Speaker 6: not be back in your house after I get my medicine.
Speaker 6: I'm gonnase you hollering at No. I tell you what
Speaker 6: you know. No, no, no, you ain't gonna be back
Speaker 6: in my house after you get your medicine. You're gonna
Speaker 6: have a permanent new residence. I swear to God, you're
Speaker 6: gonna be living in the cemetery. I got one more
Speaker 6: than I need to say to you before I get
Speaker 6: over there. I say that on your way over here.
Speaker 6: I'm going. I'm on my way now. I want my fan.
Speaker 6: I need to say it. You say you want to
Speaker 6: say it, then that's when you promptly from the Steel
Speaker 6: harb In morning show. You just got branked. But your
Speaker 6: sister bring hello, Who the is this? Hey? Man? Hey, class,
Speaker 6: this nephew telling me man from the Steve Hobby Morning Show.
Speaker 6: Your sister breed got me to brank you. Man, boy
Speaker 6: you you oh, you need say too much. I don't
Speaker 6: believe this, she said, Man, they broke in my brother house.
Speaker 6: He means the spirits lives, he said, come on calling
Speaker 6: me get it. You know what you damned that had
Speaker 6: you a well with band? Oh man, what y'all wrong for?
Speaker 16: This is?
Speaker 6: Oh man? Oh man? Man? Ask you something. What is
Speaker 6: what is the baddest radio show in the land. It
Speaker 6: is the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Listen, bro hey, and
Speaker 6: if the that that broke in my house is listening. Uh,
Speaker 6: you can come back over here. If you left your medicine,
Speaker 6: come on, come back and get it. I'm at home
Speaker 6: right now. If they listen, they come on back over
Speaker 6: there now, yeah, right right now. Bring y'all wy y'all
Speaker 6: wrong for that, Rephew, tell me.
Speaker 2: I don't know nobody better than me. I hate to
Speaker 2: say that. You know what I mean? I am the
Speaker 2: I am the I am the Steph Curry Lebron Price.
Speaker 10: When you leave your medicine in somebody house that y'all
Speaker 10: broke into, come on, man, come on and you call
Speaker 10: back for your message that you was whipped them blankety
Speaker 10: banks and what they got the nerve a boy, boy.
Speaker 1: You are really a dumb criminal?
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, yeah, what are you robbing people?
Speaker 10: And you're sick for any right right right, But let's
Speaker 10: not let me go through any more complications. You know
Speaker 10: what I'm saying, understanding, stole your stuff? I got that,
Speaker 10: But help me out here with my medicine, all right?
Speaker 5: Do me a solid a heart, brother, have a heart?
Speaker 2: Wow?
Speaker 8: All right?
Speaker 6: Thinking of you.
Speaker 9: Coming up next it is the Strawberry letter subject. She
Speaker 9: acts like a bitter old bitty. We'll get into it
Speaker 9: right after this.
Speaker 5: You're listening hard Morning show.
Speaker 1: All right time now for today's Strawberry Letter.
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Speaker 1: We could be reading your letter live on the air,
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Speaker 5: To read this one right here, right now. It could
Speaker 5: be yours.
Speaker 1: You never know.
Speaker 2: Buckle up and hold on tight. We got it for
Speaker 2: you here.
Speaker 10: It is.
Speaker 1: Subject. She acts like a bigger subject, shicks like a
Speaker 1: bitter old bitty engage trouble.
Speaker 2: Great day in radio.
Speaker 1: No, it wouldn't know, it wouldn't have junior.
Speaker 5: People will be talking, we'll be trending.
Speaker 2: All right, here we go.
Speaker 9: Dear Stephen Shirley, I'm a fifty year old married man,
Speaker 9: and my wife and I have been married for eleven years.
Speaker 9: When we got married, I was working on my doctorate
Speaker 9: degrees and I worked full time and was struggled to
Speaker 9: take care of her and our newborn child. She decided
Speaker 9: to start school herself after having our second child. She
Speaker 9: got her master's degree in twenty nineteen, and I expected
Speaker 9: her to apply for a job, but instead she decided
Speaker 9: to get her doctorate degree. This led to more financial
Speaker 9: stress in our family. The little I made barely covered rent,
Speaker 9: and the financial strain was great. I had to take
Speaker 9: side hustles just to make ends meet, and I think
Speaker 9: this led to a change in attitude for both of us,
Speaker 9: and we began snapping at each other over the tiniest things.
Speaker 9: I began to think of what to do to improve
Speaker 9: our situation, and finally, by the grace of God, I
Speaker 9: got a great job. I figured it would improve our marriage,
Speaker 9: but things got worse. She is still snappy, complains all
Speaker 9: the time, nags me about everything, and she's always tired
Speaker 9: from school. She hardly takes care of herself, and when
Speaker 9: I come plane, all she says is who am I
Speaker 9: trying to impress. Sex between us has dwindled to once
Speaker 9: or twice a month, and even then it's a chore.
Speaker 9: She only allows me to do a quickie and she
Speaker 9: starts complaining if I take too long to finish. We
Speaker 9: hardly talk as husband and wife, and I started sleeping
Speaker 9: in another room anytime she's not home and I'm with
Speaker 9: our kids.
Speaker 1: We're all in a good mood.
Speaker 9: Soon as she walks in the atmosphere's tense she acts
Speaker 9: like an old, bitter, elderly woman, but she is only
Speaker 9: forty one. Is this how ladies act after a while
Speaker 9: in marriage or is this a special case? How can
Speaker 9: I get her back to how she was? Well?
Speaker 1: I mean, you know, first of all.
Speaker 9: You guys can talk more as husband and wife, you know,
Speaker 9: And you got to consider this huge load that she's
Speaker 9: taken on. She's studying for her doctorate degree, she just
Speaker 9: had a baby. You know, there's a lot of things
Speaker 9: going on here. And I'm going to to tell you,
Speaker 9: I honestly think she needs to see a doctor immediately.
Speaker 9: I mean, she might be suffering from postpartum depression. It's
Speaker 9: been a while, but if maybe if it's untreated. You know,
Speaker 9: there's still some residual effects here from having this baby.
Speaker 9: It happens a lot in women, many women after having
Speaker 9: a baby. And again, she's got a lot on her
Speaker 9: plate with school, the financial stress. You know, that doesn't
Speaker 9: just affect you, it affects her and the whole family.
Speaker 9: Even though you say you have a great job. Now,
Speaker 9: it doesn't seem that easy for her to snap back.
Speaker 9: I'm asking you to be a little more patient with her,
Speaker 9: and if you guys can afford it. Maybe you can
Speaker 9: get someone to help her with the kids and around
Speaker 9: the house for a couple of days a week, you know,
Speaker 9: maybe send her to the spot to see if she
Speaker 9: can invite her girlfriends over or ask them to take
Speaker 9: her out for a girl's night out. Sounds like she
Speaker 9: needs to get out of the house, do something different
Speaker 9: than what she's been doing.
Speaker 5: And it seems like, you know, working on her is
Speaker 5: really really hard on her.
Speaker 9: Please be more supportive as a husband, but by all means,
Speaker 9: make sure she she sees a doctor.
Speaker 4: Steve supportive, I don't. I don't know how she can
Speaker 4: be anymore supportive. I really don't great answer, though, Cheryl.
Speaker 4: I like your answer, uh, to protect this woman, But
Speaker 4: in this case right here, I don't see how she
Speaker 4: needs protecting. I think this woman has to step up
Speaker 4: and get herself together and make some changes. Now, if
Speaker 4: it's medical, then, like Shirley said, it could be this postmodel.
Speaker 4: But the maybe was eleven years ago.
Speaker 9: Now, no, she had another one in a second style
Speaker 9: no space between there. You're right, but she figured the.
Speaker 2: Old man man, my wife and I be married. Eleven
Speaker 2: years we got married.
Speaker 4: I was working on a doctor degree, I worked full time,
Speaker 4: struggling to take of her and our new born child. Okay,
Speaker 4: she decided to start school herself. After having our second child.
Speaker 4: She got a master's degree in twenty nineteen. I expected
Speaker 4: her to apply for a job, but instead she decided
Speaker 4: to get a doctor degree. Now, obviously this is too
Speaker 4: much the children and the doctor to be. This led
Speaker 4: to more financial stress in the family. The little I
Speaker 4: made barely covered rent, so financial strain was great, which
Speaker 4: is always a big cause in marriages struggling. I took
Speaker 4: sideline hustles to make ends meet, and I think this
Speaker 4: led to a change in attitude for both of us.
Speaker 2: We both began snapping over the tiniest things.
Speaker 4: I began to think of what to do to improve
Speaker 4: our situation, and finally, grace to God, I got a
Speaker 4: great job.
Speaker 2: I figured it would improve our marriage, but things got worse.
Speaker 4: She still snappy, complaints all the time, nags me about
Speaker 4: everything as.
Speaker 2: She's tired school.
Speaker 4: She wanted to go to school. She's snapping. She forty one,
Speaker 4: the dude doing all he can do. Now, let me
Speaker 4: tell you something, sir, you can't make another person happy.
Speaker 4: Bishop Jakes told me this one time. He says, Steve,
Speaker 4: you can't make another person happy, nor is it your job.
Speaker 4: And if you take on that job to make another
Speaker 4: person happy, you have taking on like daunting, daunting responsibility
Speaker 4: because you can't do it. She's not a happy person
Speaker 4: right now.
Speaker 1: Yeah, hang on, Steve.
Speaker 9: All right, we'll have part two of Steve's response coming
Speaker 9: up in twenty three minutes after the hour. Today's Strawberry
Speaker 9: letter subject she acts like a bitter old bitty. We'll
Speaker 9: get back into it right after this.
Speaker 5: You're listening Steve Hardy Morning Show.
Speaker 9: All right, Come on, Steve, let's recap today's Strawberry letter subject.
Speaker 9: Watch collar curringe when I say this, she acts like
Speaker 9: a bitter old bitty.
Speaker 4: Fifty year old man married, got a wife eleven years.
Speaker 4: He was working on your doctor degree, and you work
Speaker 4: full time, and y'all was struggling taking care of her
Speaker 4: in a newborn. She decided to start school herself after
Speaker 4: having our second child.
Speaker 2: She got a master's degree in twenty ninety. I expect
Speaker 2: her to apply for a job, but it's there. She
Speaker 2: decided to get a doctor degree. So y'all like degrees
Speaker 2: if y'all like.
Speaker 4: Making money as much as y'all like having degrees. Y'all
Speaker 4: might be on to something, but we'll just leave that alone.
Speaker 4: That ain't my business. You know, some people like degrees,
Speaker 4: so go ahead and get you another one. Somebody once
Speaker 4: told me though, a very very rich man was talking
Speaker 4: to a group of college students at a big event,
Speaker 4: like it was some type of conference going on, and
Speaker 4: this guy was standing up. Then he was talking about
Speaker 4: his degrees and how much he made a year, and
Speaker 4: he was going to go back to get another degree
Speaker 4: because he wanted to make a little bit more a year,
Speaker 4: and if thought necessary, he'd get a third. He said, Son,
Speaker 4: let me ask you something. If you have a degree
Speaker 4: that ain't working for you, why would you go get
Speaker 4: another one of them? And I kind of I just
Speaker 4: thought about that, so I'm I'm just saying that because
Speaker 4: this might be that problem with this letter.
Speaker 2: So now you all barely got through this.
Speaker 4: So finally, by the grace of God, you got a
Speaker 4: good job and you thought it would smooth everything out
Speaker 4: when it didn't. She still snappy, complains all the time,
Speaker 4: nags me about everything, and she's tired from school. She
Speaker 4: says she wanted to go to school. Sometimes, man, you
Speaker 4: make decisions and na, I hate to get spiritual on you,
Speaker 4: but I gotta tell you this because I've done this
Speaker 4: myself several hundred times. You make a decision without asking
Speaker 4: God anything about it. You just go through your plan.
Speaker 4: And now you're miserable cause that might not have been
Speaker 4: the best way to do it. Just because you make
Speaker 4: a decision, don't and you want to do it, don't
Speaker 4: make it the right decision for you.
Speaker 2: So now you're.
Speaker 4: Miserable, And now you're making the man miserable. Nags you
Speaker 4: about everything. She's already tired for school. Now hit the
Speaker 4: part she hardly takes care of herself, he would go,
Speaker 4: Now we're in the dangerous part of the letter.
Speaker 2: She don't take care of herself.
Speaker 4: And then when I complained about that, all she says is,
Speaker 4: who am I trying to impress?
Speaker 2: Hell?
Speaker 4: How about me? But see this woman is tripping a
Speaker 4: little bit because it's just about her. Now, I went
Speaker 4: back to school to get me a doctorate degree. I'm tired,
Speaker 4: I ain't fit to do nothing else. Who am I
Speaker 4: trying to impress me? Your husband? See that she'd have
Speaker 4: forgot the same thing it took to get your baby hook.
Speaker 2: It's gonna take the same thing. Keep it.
Speaker 4: Sex between us has drained her down to once or
Speaker 4: twice a month. See, we're in trouble now. Now you
Speaker 4: ain't taking care of yourself, and now we having sex
Speaker 4: once or twice a month. He fitted with got problem
Speaker 4: without probably anybody final to do this one twice a month. Okay,
Speaker 4: I'm just saying, I'm just I'm just trying.
Speaker 2: To because it hurt them everything. Yeah, hurt with everybody.
Speaker 2: I know that this is time to change your tone
Speaker 2: because things is finish. Change.
Speaker 4: Let anybody finish it up here and do this what
Speaker 4: you Wantsing twice a month, he'dne got the good job.
Speaker 4: Somebody down there walking past him looking just like he
Speaker 4: like it. She taking care of herself and everything. Now,
Speaker 4: I'm all for the institutional marriage. I try to make
Speaker 4: it work. But now even when you make love, it's
Speaker 4: a chore. She only allows me to do it quickie,
Speaker 4: and she starts complaining if I take long to finish.
Speaker 4: We hardly talk as her husband and wife and I
Speaker 4: started sleeping in another room anytime she got home, and
Speaker 4: I'm with our kids were all in a good move.
Speaker 4: Soon as she walk in the atmosphere's tenth that reminds
Speaker 4: me of a person we used to know. It's called
Speaker 4: black cloud. See black You got some people who walk
Speaker 4: in the room, but just a black cloud. It's just
Speaker 4: people walking room, just dark black cloud. Just he the
Speaker 4: ass come damn thunderstorm walking in the room. Weather change.
Speaker 4: She acts like an old bity elderly woman, but she's
Speaker 4: only forty one. Is this how ladies act after a
Speaker 4: wildly marriage? Know, by any means, nowhere near all of them,
Speaker 4: but you got the one that do though? Is this
Speaker 4: a special case? Yeah, it's kind of special. Now, changes
Speaker 4: happen in all marriages, and you got to make adjustments,
Speaker 4: but she ain't making them.
Speaker 2: So now how can I get her back to how
Speaker 2: she was? I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 9: Now.
Speaker 4: Surely said get us some medical help, but I think
Speaker 4: it's a mental thing. If you tied all the time,
Speaker 4: that ain't medical. You done bit off more than you too.
Speaker 4: You try to get a degree in some and now
Speaker 4: you're on a doctorate. You know, y'all gonna just keep
Speaker 4: going to school. I mean you can do that. Education
Speaker 4: is great. I think smart is a gift. But sometimes
Speaker 4: you're doing more more than you can handle. And she
Speaker 4: done bid off a lot. We having sex once twice
Speaker 4: a month. You nagging and complain about everything you done,
Speaker 4: let yourself go, and you ain't taking care of yourself.
Speaker 2: Me and the kids at home having a good time.
Speaker 2: You walk in and the.
Speaker 4: Change because you're evil. I'm not staying with that. I'm
Speaker 4: not I'm not doing that. I'm not staying No, if
Speaker 4: you evil, I'm not staying with you. There's a scripture
Speaker 4: that says it is better to live on the corner
Speaker 4: of a rooftop than inside with a quarolsome woman. That's
Speaker 4: in Proverbs. I'm not fit to do that, and you
Speaker 4: can't ask a man to do that. Ladies, I feel
Speaker 4: like I'm dead. Once I feel like I'm dead, I
Speaker 4: gets out the.
Speaker 2: Relations Today's Strawberry. That's what that part means, to death,
Speaker 2: do us part, and I feel dead.
Speaker 9: Time for us to part at Steve Harvey FM on
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Speaker 9: demand listening.
Speaker 5: Morning show.
Speaker 1: All right, sis, Steve, come on, introduce your boy.
Speaker 2: Ladies and gentlemen. It's now time.
Speaker 4: I must warn you is dark in now. But here
Speaker 4: we go into the mind of j Anthony Brown.
Speaker 8: All right, Steve don't gonna need your help on this.
Speaker 15: The Bible says Peter cussed when he was asked the
Speaker 15: third time about rather fact he knew Jesus. So what
Speaker 15: I'm gonna give you, miss doll Harby, is some situations
Speaker 15: in the Bible, and like a little light cussing, nothing
Speaker 15: over the top, just a little light cussing when David,
Speaker 15: when David was in the lions, then just David and
Speaker 15: the lions. Give me a little light cussing, sir, Just
Speaker 15: a little light's.
Speaker 2: Dog, it's hell down here.
Speaker 8: We don't know if that happened, but we just think
Speaker 8: maybe he did cuss.
Speaker 15: How about this with miss Jonah in the belly of
Speaker 15: the well when he clothing well closed up and he
Speaker 15: in there by himself.
Speaker 8: Just a little like custom, mister Harpy, Just something real light.
Speaker 2: It's nothing over the time. What the hell did you eat?
Speaker 8: Okay?
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 15: These are these are bi biblical situations where I think
Speaker 15: there was some cussing going on.
Speaker 2: Check this out.
Speaker 15: Sampson wakes up and he discovers all of his hair
Speaker 15: is gone. Look like customed, mister harp just something look
Speaker 15: like look.
Speaker 2: Like what did Joe ass do?
Speaker 1: Delilah?
Speaker 7: Let me that again.
Speaker 2: Let me again. What did Joe ass do?
Speaker 3: Delilah?
Speaker 15: Okay, all right, David, David when he first laid eyes
Speaker 15: on Bathsheba naked on the top of the building, little light.
Speaker 8: Custing, mister Harvey, nothing nothing over the.
Speaker 3: What David?
Speaker 1: When he looked at.
Speaker 2: That's she?
Speaker 8: What did he say, miss the Harvey? A little lights?
Speaker 8: I'm like.
Speaker 15: When Eve came back and told Adam what she did?
Speaker 15: What did Adam say, little light cussing? Nothing over the top, sir,
Speaker 15: nothing over hell?
Speaker 2: Now what.
Speaker 3: Did they tell you? We gotta go?
Speaker 5: You're listening Hardy Morning Show.
Speaker 1: Here's a question. Listen, guys, if you had to fight
Speaker 1: a wild animal, which animal would you choose?
Speaker 2: And why?
Speaker 9: A new online survey by you Gov of twelve hundred
Speaker 9: and twenty four US adults aged eighteen and over ask
Speaker 9: participants to answer the question which animal do you think
Speaker 9: you would.
Speaker 1: Win in a fight?
Speaker 9: Humans included the mighty elephant and fierce rhinoceros won out
Speaker 9: against more than thirty other predators and pray seventy four
Speaker 9: percent of the time.
Speaker 1: So I got to ask you, guys, which animal? Which
Speaker 1: wild animal would you fight? Junior?
Speaker 2: I'm telling you right, now now I'm gonna whoop a
Speaker 2: wild rabbits ass. I got. I promise you I'm gonna
Speaker 2: win that one.
Speaker 8: I'm not going to.
Speaker 1: Lose to is rabbit.
Speaker 3: I'm going to fight.
Speaker 4: That's a weird question, but okay, yeah answer, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: Oh I kick a squirrel ass.
Speaker 2: Come on, squirrel, I'm telling you my name is squirreling.
Speaker 2: I ain't any squirrel in the country with my ants
Speaker 2: that running out in traffic, faking back and forth.
Speaker 3: What was that you thought you saw in your car?
Speaker 9: That?
Speaker 2: Oh that was awesome. Oh no, that was Tommy.
Speaker 3: But you saw something too.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, a squirrel.
Speaker 4: I had left my windows open in the garage, and
Speaker 4: a squirrel climbed up in the back seat and was
Speaker 4: in the window. And when I get in, the car
Speaker 4: started a cob and I looked in the rear view mirror.
Speaker 4: I thought a bell was in my because you know
Speaker 4: that little sign saying objects are closer than they appear.
Speaker 2: Hey, doc, let me tell you so. I thought it
Speaker 2: was a bell in that damn car.
Speaker 4: If you have seen me climb op that damn car
Speaker 4: without opening the door.
Speaker 1: And it was a squirrel.
Speaker 4: The squirrel just jumped out the car just hopped on
Speaker 4: down the driver because I let your garage do them.
Speaker 2: So but that damn Tommy with that possum store the.
Speaker 1: Greatest birthday boy.
Speaker 2: All right, So we're at LA and me and I
Speaker 2: ste at YouTube shirt.
Speaker 10: We got to be on the air at three o'clock
Speaker 10: in the morning because we were syndicated to Dallas, which
Speaker 10: is five o'clock in the morning in Dallas, so you
Speaker 10: got to be there. So I'm leaving thirty thirty minutes
Speaker 10: ahead of time. I'm leaving so I can get there
Speaker 10: on time, so he ain't mad at me. But when
Speaker 10: I get to the when I get on top of
Speaker 10: the park instruction, my car is backed up against the
Speaker 10: fence and it's got one of them listen, two forty
Speaker 10: Nissan two forty Z and it's got that little pop
Speaker 10: up sun roof. You know, it don't go back and forth,
Speaker 10: it just pop up. Behind the car is a possum
Speaker 10: on the fence.
Speaker 2: So I thene stomped. I stomped. I shoe shoe, shoes, shoe.
Speaker 2: I did all that.
Speaker 10: Now now it's about two fifty I'm finna be late
Speaker 10: for work for show. So I said, okay, that's what
Speaker 10: I'm gonna do. I'm gonna get in on the passenger
Speaker 10: side since I bad then and then I just climb over.
Speaker 2: So I get in on the passenger side, and I
Speaker 2: closed the door.
Speaker 10: Now, if you knew a thing, if you know anything
Speaker 10: about a Nissan two forty, when you closed the door,
Speaker 10: there's a seatbelt track that comes right down the side
Speaker 10: of your face autumn automatically.
Speaker 2: And I thought his ass was in that car.
Speaker 10: I was throwing them hands like it was the end
Speaker 10: of the world. My knuckles were swollen, I was bleeding on.
Speaker 10: My face was scratched. The greatest ass.
Speaker 2: You thought that seat belt was the possible I thought,
Speaker 2: I thought that was that possum.
Speaker 10: Though I thought that was that part. I thought that
Speaker 10: possum had come through the top of that roof down
Speaker 10: the greatest ass whooping I have ever taken. I gave
Speaker 10: it to myself, right, my man, s man, I got
Speaker 10: the word. Steve looked at me, Man, what happened?
Speaker 2: What happened?
Speaker 1: Who jumped on you?
Speaker 6: Yes?
Speaker 2: Man, you ain't gonna believe this right here. That's why
Speaker 2: we had to go do something.
Speaker 3: All right, all right, we'll let more up the sea.
Speaker 9: Harby Morning Show coming up in twenty minutes after the hour.
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Speaker 5: Would you rather?
Speaker 1: Right after this? You're listening.
Speaker 5: Morning show time?
Speaker 1: Now guys for would you rather?
Speaker 9: Would you rather sleep without a pillow or sleep without
Speaker 9: a blanket?
Speaker 1: Which one pillow?
Speaker 2: I gotta have a blanket? Yeah, because I'm naked. Oh
Speaker 2: I sleep.
Speaker 4: That part Now, that's gonna be rough with a pillow,
Speaker 4: but it cannot happen without a blanket.
Speaker 2: The blanket provides too much comfort.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you know you have a give pull and pull
Speaker 4: that extra blanket up, and then that extra warf just
Speaker 4: sank you into.
Speaker 2: That sleep deep.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 1: They even have those weighted blankets now that help you sleep.
Speaker 1: You got one?
Speaker 2: I keep a blanket? What I got a bunch of them?
Speaker 1: Does it help you sleep? I don't have one? Does
Speaker 1: it help you? He said he has one?
Speaker 2: I said I had one.
Speaker 4: Well, she asked you a follow a question and you
Speaker 4: ignored hers. What she's angry about?
Speaker 2: I couldn't.
Speaker 1: I couldn't hear. I'm bad.
Speaker 2: It helped me sleep better because Jackie got on fifty.
Speaker 2: I just answered, are you all right?
Speaker 1: We're moving on, and you.
Speaker 2: Are telling me that it's a little delay right now.
Speaker 4: It's throwing off because you normally real shop and quick
Speaker 4: and right now you got that little dull marble thing working.
Speaker 2: It's not me, okay, it's not me, all right?
Speaker 9: What'd your we're moving on? Would you rather tell your mate?
Speaker 9: Would you what'd your move? Would you rather tell your
Speaker 9: mate everything you did yesterday? Tell your mate every single
Speaker 9: thing you did? Or would you rather buy her a car?
Speaker 2: About a car?
Speaker 1: You can't tell her what you doing?
Speaker 7: Yes?
Speaker 12: Yes, because it's every other day always somebody mate. I
Speaker 12: mean this, you know, just in case you do something
Speaker 12: real crazy.
Speaker 2: You know the argument I'm trying to avoid.
Speaker 1: Surely, So you're gonna buy her a car?
Speaker 2: Okay, so you go.
Speaker 4: So so when I called a fleet, you didn't have
Speaker 4: time to talk to me, but you would swear at
Speaker 4: the golf store with who let's see here, here's a
Speaker 4: car here here?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Oh okay, like that all right?
Speaker 9: Would you rather do five different positions every time you
Speaker 9: were intimate? Or only one position forever?
Speaker 2: Theiet a spice of life. I just think five.
Speaker 9: Five different times every single time? Yeah, or only one
Speaker 9: position forever?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 2: I like that five.
Speaker 16: Them five all right, lovers, Yeah, yeah, we got five years,
Speaker 16: all right, not one five every single time.
Speaker 2: Same. Hold on, man, you're getting bored. All right.
Speaker 1: That's today's version of would you Rather?
Speaker 9: And at forty nine minutes after the hour, we'll be
Speaker 9: back with our last break of the day and some
Speaker 9: closing remarks from the one and only Steve Harvey right
Speaker 9: after you're listening.
Speaker 5: Morning show.
Speaker 1: All right, Steve, here we are last breakup the day.
Speaker 1: It's been a good Monday. It's been a good monday.
Speaker 9: Yeah anyway, all right, Steve, So time for you now
Speaker 9: to leave us with some closing remarks like you always do,
Speaker 9: some good ones as usual.
Speaker 10: You know.
Speaker 4: I was thinking the other day because this year my
Speaker 4: vacation was more spiritual than it's ever been. And I
Speaker 4: kid you not to keep saying it, but God really
Speaker 4: really opened up my eyes to a lot of things,
Speaker 4: and I have no problem sharing it, man, And I've
Speaker 4: learned so much that I'm kind of aggravated at myself
Speaker 4: a little bit that I didn't take the time to
Speaker 4: sit down and really let his presence speak to me
Speaker 4: the way I did this year. I'm kind of aggravated
Speaker 4: at myself that I didn't do this years ago, and
Speaker 4: I found out real quick that I was wasting a
Speaker 4: lot of time being mad at myself because how many
Speaker 4: times have you said in your life? If I only
Speaker 4: knew then what I know now, But you know what
Speaker 4: I had to come to terms with, I just wouldn't
Speaker 4: have taken this information and appreciated it the same way.
Speaker 4: And I think all of us when we sit back
Speaker 4: and people asked us questions like if you could change anything,
Speaker 4: what would you change in your life? Or if you
Speaker 4: were talking to your twenty year old self, what would
Speaker 4: you say to your twenty year old self. I don't
Speaker 4: mind answering that question what would I say to my
Speaker 4: twenty year old self? But the question is often asked,
Speaker 4: if you could change anything, what would you change? Well,
Speaker 4: I know a lot of stuff in my life that
Speaker 4: lasted a lot longer than I wanted to. I didn't
Speaker 4: think I needed to live in a car for three years.
Speaker 4: After I learned what he was teaching me, it took
Speaker 4: three years for me to get it. I didn't think
Speaker 4: that I needed to get divorced, But after getting divorced, I.
Speaker 2: Learned what he was trying to teach me.
Speaker 4: Because what you got to understand is behind and I've
Speaker 4: said this several times before, behind every moment of adversity,
Speaker 4: there's a lesson and there's a blessing. And so all
Speaker 4: the experiences that I've had in my life have led
Speaker 4: to some incredible lessons and some incredible blessings. Now, the
Speaker 4: lessons you don't like them all the time, because being
Speaker 4: disciplined nobody likes that.
Speaker 2: But the blessings you do like.
Speaker 4: But in every last one of those lessons, if I
Speaker 4: stayed the course and paid attention, that was always a
Speaker 4: blessing behind it.
Speaker 2: So I can't change anything.
Speaker 4: That's ever happened to me because that's how it became experienced.
Speaker 4: That's how you've become experienced. That's why you know what
Speaker 4: you know. That's why you can cope with what you
Speaker 4: can cope with. A lot of people complain about the
Speaker 4: hardships that they've had in their life, But what people
Speaker 4: sometimes don't look at is that in spite of those hardships,
Speaker 4: I mean, look at you. You survived every last one
Speaker 4: of them. Not one of them took you out because
Speaker 4: you still him. So instead of studying, reminiscenting and talking
Speaker 4: about how hard you done, had it Why don't you
Speaker 4: sow some gratitude for the fact that he brought you
Speaker 4: through it?
Speaker 2: And I promise you you're stronger for it. You get stronger.
Speaker 4: Because you've been challenged, You get you get tougher because
Speaker 4: you get you've been whooped on.
Speaker 2: You know things because you are now experienced. You know
Speaker 2: how to fight cause you've been beat. You know how
Speaker 2: to get up cause you kept getting knocked down.
Speaker 4: Man, Ain't that amazing man that sometimes you have to
Speaker 4: realize that you got to go.
Speaker 2: Through some things to end up with some things.
Speaker 4: I just would not be the person I am today,
Speaker 4: and you would not be the person that you are
Speaker 4: today had you not gone through what you gone through. Now,
Speaker 4: I guess what I got that you was uncomfortable with
Speaker 4: the fact that you didn't meet your father or your
Speaker 4: mom passed early. I got you uncomfortable with the fact
Speaker 4: that you were adopted. I'm god that you're uncomfortable with
Speaker 4: the fact that you had to go through Falster care.
Speaker 4: I got you uncomfortable with all of that. But ain't
Speaker 4: you still here though it didn't break you? But see,
Speaker 4: if you don't move past the lesson, if you keep
Speaker 4: going over the lesson, you'll never make yourself available for
Speaker 4: the blessed. I had to go through this, and then
Speaker 4: I went through that. You keep going over the lesson.
Speaker 4: I can't believe the Lord let me get adopted and
Speaker 4: I never met my mother and father.
Speaker 2: I got that.
Speaker 4: I can't believe they put me in foster care. They
Speaker 4: must have didn't want me. I understand all of that.
Speaker 4: But when you get through saying all of that, have
Speaker 4: you ever thought that just maybe in there, it made
Speaker 4: you a little bit stronger, made you a little bit tougher,
Speaker 4: made your little bit wiser, made you a little bit
Speaker 4: more experience, And in that that is the blessing. So
Speaker 4: quick complaining and talking about the lesson and focus, because
Speaker 4: behind every moment of adversity there is a lesson and
Speaker 4: a blessing.
Speaker 2: So now we came. None of us change what happened
Speaker 2: to us. They probably shouldn't want to.
Speaker 4: Class who wouldn't be who we are today shows of
Speaker 4: my closer remarks today.
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Speaker 3: We can't.
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