Speaker 1: Hey, it's the Brooke and Jeffrey podcast.
Speaker 2: And did you guys know we have listeners in Japan, Germany, UK, Netherlands, Italy.
Speaker 2: Wait wait, those actually all have super hot men, don't
Speaker 2: they actually? If you're listening from their DM me after this,
Speaker 2: k after you hear the full shower.
Speaker 1: I'm just starting right now.
Speaker 3: Crazy stat came out just this morning. Most workers who
Speaker 3: go to their jobs in average of eight hours a
Speaker 3: day aren't as productive as you thought they were, as.
Speaker 4: The managers thought they were, because I think the workers are. Yeah,
Speaker 4: how unproductive everybody expects.
Speaker 3: Apparently the average worker only spends four hours and twelve
Speaker 3: minutes actually working. Yes, so like halff of, that checks
Speaker 3: out and that's a normal job. Just think of everyone
Speaker 3: in this room. Oh, would you guys say you're above
Speaker 3: the four hour twelve minute mark and really be honest
Speaker 3: with yourself here. I mean Jose spends four hours and
Speaker 3: twelve minutes in the bathroom, No way, he's hitting the mark.
Speaker 5: I do have to go right now so we can
Speaker 5: see this up.
Speaker 6: I do cut my social media use as show research
Speaker 6: it is, so I'm going to go, Yes, are.
Speaker 5: Does this work?
Speaker 6: Right now?
Speaker 1: Kind of?
Speaker 3: I mean technically this is what we get.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 3: The survey also found the top five distractions at work,
Speaker 3: and those included surfing the internet, Oh yeah, social media, texting,
Speaker 3: bathroom breaks, and socializing with your co workers. Check Jose
Speaker 3: can do all five of those at the same time.
Speaker 5: I really can.
Speaker 6: Jose will say he's leaving for the day, and a
Speaker 6: half an hour later, he's still in the break room
Speaker 6: talking like, just waiting for more people to come.
Speaker 3: In and go.
Speaker 8: My job to distract them from their Yeah, you're good
Speaker 8: at it stations.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and by doing that, you kind of generate content
Speaker 3: for the show. Because look at that we're talking about
Speaker 3: it right now.
Speaker 5: It was I working were.
Speaker 9: His head.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it looks like we're wasting time. We can't mess
Speaker 3: around anymore. Let's do some actual work and shock each other.
Speaker 3: For the shock collar question of the day, we have
Speaker 3: a bucket bull of names. Are gonna draw one out.
Speaker 3: See who gets asked the trivia question. If you give
Speaker 3: the wrong answer, the punishment is to be shocked while
Speaker 3: singing a song. So text into seventy five nine too
Speaker 3: and tell us which one you'd like to hear. Alexis
Speaker 3: is drawing a name out because she had the shot
Speaker 3: collar lass and she just rolled her eyes. What happened?
Speaker 1: Because I got Alexis Diddley squat spoiler.
Speaker 3: Please all right, Alexis is putting on the shot collar
Speaker 3: while that happens, Digital Jake, please read us a shot
Speaker 3: collar question of the day.
Speaker 9: Decades ago, a retired school teacher came up with a
Speaker 9: board game to entertain children who were hospitalized from polio. Alexis,
Speaker 9: I know what you're thinking. Polio is not an Olympic sport.
Speaker 5: She's like, the one with the horses.
Speaker 3: Is an old disease.
Speaker 1: Gotcha.
Speaker 9: Anyway, the teacher wanted to create something that could be
Speaker 9: while the children were cuperated. Yeah, and also one that
Speaker 9: required no reading, so children of all ages could play,
Speaker 9: no matter their education level. On the advice of her friends,
Speaker 9: she sent the idea to a toy business and fast
Speaker 9: forward to today and it's now in the Toy Hall
Speaker 9: of Fame.
Speaker 3: What game am I talking about?
Speaker 4: Okay, Oh, that's cool.
Speaker 3: So with children's board game that was invented in the
Speaker 3: nineteen forties and.
Speaker 2: The kids are sick while they're playing this, yeah, so
Speaker 2: they're like alone playing it.
Speaker 6: It's like they don't have to be alone in the hospital,
Speaker 6: like you made this sad situation even sadder.
Speaker 3: I don't think you can play a board game alone.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you play Solitaire.
Speaker 1: I don't know exact I was going to, but that
Speaker 1: boring game.
Speaker 4: There's no words in it.
Speaker 6: So my first thought for you, because I play a
Speaker 6: lot of kids' boards games, okay, is candy Land. You
Speaker 6: flip over the cards and it's just colors, and then
Speaker 6: if you land on one of the pictures, you have
Speaker 6: to go back to that picture.
Speaker 5: Oh, that's not bad. I was almost thinking the.
Speaker 4: Yeah, there's numbers on shoots.
Speaker 3: And letters, but there's letters on Candy Land. There's not
Speaker 3: there's the names of the different areas, and they're the
Speaker 3: Lollipop Village, Fudge Mountain.
Speaker 6: You don't have to read them to play, because when
Speaker 6: you flip the card over, it's literally like a picture
Speaker 6: of pepper whatever her name was, and you just go
Speaker 6: back to the picture of the Peppermint lady.
Speaker 10: And candy makes kids happy just talking about candy, and
Speaker 10: so I'm.
Speaker 5: Sure it'd be good.
Speaker 3: Sorry, sick kids, you can't actually eat any but.
Speaker 1: Sad them twister too active. If you're sick.
Speaker 10: Crippled children, that would be sorry.
Speaker 3: It's kind of fun as a nurse to watch it happen.
Speaker 8: Oh God, look at the question braces on.
Speaker 9: Decades ago, a retired school teacher wanted to create a
Speaker 9: game that children could play while they were covered from polio.
Speaker 9: In order to make sure all ages of children could
Speaker 9: enjoy the game, she made it simple enough so that
Speaker 9: whether you could read or not, you could still have fun.
Speaker 9: The kids in the hospital love the game, so she
Speaker 9: sent it to a toy company and it took off.
Speaker 9: Today you can find it in game closets all around
Speaker 9: the world and in the halls of the Toy Hall
Speaker 9: of Fame. What board game? And am I talking about?
Speaker 3: I mean, if the kids are in the hospital, why
Speaker 3: not operation?
Speaker 4: Oh it's not bad. You know, you don't have to
Speaker 4: talk to in operation.
Speaker 3: We took your polio bone out. Now what they're going through.
Speaker 5: To do?
Speaker 11: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Touch side. Okay.
Speaker 6: I got another one though, another fun one that is
Speaker 6: pretty mindless is Hungry Hippo.
Speaker 4: Any words to play mood?
Speaker 10: Yeah, and maybe it gets the kids in the mood
Speaker 10: to eat something, you know, like, hey, you.
Speaker 5: Need your strength.
Speaker 3: Pretty physically demanding though.
Speaker 6: It is your hand though, I get.
Speaker 10: I was going to say another game that I could
Speaker 10: think of his mainly pictures, but you'd have to read names.
Speaker 5: Is guess who?
Speaker 4: Yeah, but you do have to be able.
Speaker 5: To but you you know, you ask questions like do
Speaker 5: they have hair?
Speaker 1: Do they have a batter?
Speaker 10: You can still figure it out who it is. But
Speaker 10: you're right if you have to say the word bob.
Speaker 3: What about battleship?
Speaker 1: You don't need any You can just play board game.
Speaker 5: I think it does. It's in the board game section,
Speaker 5: like when you.
Speaker 3: Buy it, all right, what do you think?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you have to clean up all the pieces and stuff,
Speaker 1: you know.
Speaker 2: Oh, you're right, I'm gonna go with the original of Candyland,
Speaker 2: all right.
Speaker 9: Eleanor Abbott contracted polio at a young age, but survived
Speaker 9: and became a teacher. Later on in her life, she
Speaker 9: invented a pastime for children who were recuperating from the
Speaker 9: same exact disease, so when she visited hospitals, she brought
Speaker 9: a board game she created that required no reading and
Speaker 9: instead operated on a color system.
Speaker 3: So they young children could easily understand.
Speaker 9: She sent the game to Milton Bradley, and in two
Speaker 9: thousand and five it was inducted into the Toy Hall
Speaker 9: of fame. I'm talking about Candy Lamp.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Jakey all right, so we got it right. That
Speaker 3: means Jake is going to take the shock today.
Speaker 10: I remember how Candy Land was playing glad you played
Speaker 10: ye play all the time.
Speaker 3: Somebody wanted to hear the song someone like You by
Speaker 3: Adele never mind all fine.
Speaker 5: Like you you.
Speaker 3: I wish nothing but the best for you.
Speaker 4: To Yeah, why did that work?
Speaker 1: Still?
Speaker 4: That was really good.
Speaker 3: That's your shock collar question of the day.
Speaker 12: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, guys, we got a.
Speaker 3: Fan letter sent into the station this morning.
Speaker 4: Wait, like an actual handa written yeah from a.
Speaker 3: Nine year old girl named Amelia. Oh, hi Amelia, and
Speaker 3: she says, Dear Brook and Jeffrey, I listen to you
Speaker 3: every day in the car with my mom.
Speaker 4: That's nice.
Speaker 3: We love you. You make me laugh, especially with the
Speaker 3: phone taps and second dates.
Speaker 4: That's awesome.
Speaker 3: But when are you going to talk about issues like
Speaker 3: wage increases for low income families and possible solutions to
Speaker 3: combat the effects of climate change on local communities. I'd
Speaker 3: like to hear from someone in my generation, like Alexis. Alexis,
Speaker 3: you got a new bikini recently. You want to talk
Speaker 3: about how climate change played in that decision.
Speaker 1: Well, I've been tanting great lately. Actually the sun is
Speaker 1: very strong, so I've been wearing a new bikinis. The
Speaker 1: world's getting hotter.
Speaker 4: Hopefully you're using reef safe SPF.
Speaker 1: I don't use any.
Speaker 3: Okay, we're gonna get some more deep political insights. I'm
Speaker 3: guessing from Alexis.
Speaker 1: I have a lot to say.
Speaker 3: I'm waging because we have a What's on your Mind? Amelia?
Speaker 3: This one's for you coming up. It's Brook and Jeffrey
Speaker 3: in the Morning. And I know people listening at home
Speaker 3: probably think this is easy, but looking into our minds
Speaker 3: is like watching a giraffe try and do a cartwheel. Awkward.
Speaker 1: Where do I put my head?
Speaker 5: But I can't stop.
Speaker 3: Watching What's on your Mind, where we go around the
Speaker 3: room to see what each member of the morning show
Speaker 3: has been thinking about lately. Starting with Brooke Brook, What's
Speaker 3: on your mind?
Speaker 4: Well, I went to the community pool recently with kid.
Speaker 4: It's fun. You know, it's a nice pool.
Speaker 6: And when I go, I purposely pick out my mom suit,
Speaker 6: Like I have two different types of bathing suit. I
Speaker 6: have the bathing suit for when I'm at the beach,
Speaker 6: having a good time, and then I have the mom suit.
Speaker 3: Wow, why do you need the mom suit?
Speaker 6: You can't show up to the community pool with your
Speaker 6: butt cheeks. Hate, It's just not a cute look. So
Speaker 6: I made my mom suit and it's still I mean,
Speaker 6: it's still a cute suit.
Speaker 4: And it has like a rap tie around the top.
Speaker 4: And I go off the diving board and the whole thing.
Speaker 4: I mean, you guys, literally, I am naked.
Speaker 6: Stumbaing up and luckily, and I'm like quickly as I
Speaker 6: as soon as I dive in, I'm trying.
Speaker 1: To like wrap and like unwrapped back together.
Speaker 4: And I swim up to the edge and I'm.
Speaker 6: Thinking that I'm safe, and I look over and there
Speaker 6: is like eight ten year old little boy with his
Speaker 6: eyes so wide and he has his goggles up on
Speaker 6: his head, and I'm like, I was humiliated. I don't
Speaker 6: know if he saw anything.
Speaker 1: I just want to apologize to his family.
Speaker 3: You're going to pay for his therapy.
Speaker 4: No, it was not good. So I'm tighter.
Speaker 3: Yeah, go with the sexy one. If you're going to
Speaker 3: be showing what's been on your.
Speaker 10: Well, you guys know, because I'm diabetic, I order a
Speaker 10: lot of like low sugar things, and so recently I
Speaker 10: ordered these low sugar donuts from a small company and
Speaker 10: I've been ordered for like two months.
Speaker 5: They're super good.
Speaker 8: And then I got a text from one of their
Speaker 8: co founders. It's like a really small company apparently, and
Speaker 8: they're like, I just want to know, how are you
Speaker 8: liking the product? And you, guys know I love food.
Speaker 6: So he gives a dis So I.
Speaker 10: Just go off and I'm like, oh my gosh, it's
Speaker 10: that classic chocolate shell, but it's also still moist and
Speaker 10: cakey in the middle, plus the low sugar. It's really
Speaker 10: good for me all around. Love right, given this big description.
Speaker 5: A few days later, they.
Speaker 3: Discontinued the donuts.
Speaker 5: I did a targeted ad on Facebook. And what does
Speaker 5: the ad say? Let me read it to you.
Speaker 10: It says classic chocolate shell that you'll love.
Speaker 5: With a moist and cake shelter. It's low sugar. Word
Speaker 5: what I said. I said, chocolate shell, cakey, moisty.
Speaker 4: You're gonna assume him and take down the smoke.
Speaker 3: You got a second job with the market.
Speaker 4: I was like, are you.
Speaker 5: It's exactly what I said. So you know what I did.
Speaker 10: I ordered one hundred because you're so good.
Speaker 1: Marketing worked on me.
Speaker 5: It's true, chocolate.
Speaker 3: What's been on your mind?
Speaker 1: So he's been like streaming video games lately.
Speaker 11: Yay, follow me there?
Speaker 4: It is that what you wanted?
Speaker 1: No, no, really, but some time. So I thought i'd
Speaker 1: be nice and log in and say hi.
Speaker 4: One day while he was out. Okay, so I follo.
Speaker 1: Up the screen. He's talking about like what he's going
Speaker 1: to order for dinner.
Speaker 3: I don't know that.
Speaker 4: The same conversation.
Speaker 2: Choate and I just like right in high and then
Speaker 2: that's when, like I thought just jose would see it,
Speaker 2: but then all his like viewers are listeners.
Speaker 1: So then the whole conversation switches to people talking to me.
Speaker 5: In the chat.
Speaker 13: Yeah.
Speaker 1: In my head, I'm like, whose is going to be mad?
Speaker 2: I just took the attention from his meal, you know,
Speaker 2: So I just exit out real quick, delete the app
Speaker 2: on my phone, just get out.
Speaker 1: He's gonna be so mad at me.
Speaker 2: Then afterwards, as he reached out to me that apparently
Speaker 2: I let everyone down in the chat.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you just left.
Speaker 2: And if someone bought me a subscription to him, yeah,
Speaker 2: I guess now you could get more, Jose ye pay.
Speaker 1: For me anymore.
Speaker 5: I'm pretty sugar at this point.
Speaker 4: A subscription, Well, I.
Speaker 1: Can take that away anyway. So don't do it, guys,
Speaker 1: don't even try.
Speaker 8: But you guys come into my chat and stay all right, Jeffrey,
Speaker 8: what's on your mind?
Speaker 3: I was visiting another city over the weekend and it
Speaker 3: was about two in the afternoon. I just met up
Speaker 3: with friends for lunch and had a couple of cocktails
Speaker 3: with them. So I'm walking down the street. I'm feel
Speaker 3: drinking pretty good. Yeah. Spot this guy with these like
Speaker 3: dope versace sunglasses and I'm like, I'm gonna say say
Speaker 3: something to him, and I go, hey, dude, I like
Speaker 3: your sunglasses and he says thanks, and we start talking
Speaker 3: and he goes, I'm not doing anything. You want to
Speaker 3: go grab a drink at a bar?
Speaker 4: Are you on a date?
Speaker 3: And I thought, wow, people here are so friendly. So
Speaker 3: I'm like, I'm not doing anything. Sure, I'll go drink
Speaker 3: with you. So we go to a bar and instantly
Speaker 3: he's like, oh, crap, I don't have any money. I
Speaker 3: got the drinks manka. Three hours later, three hours later,
Speaker 3: he's like, so, uh, I drink. You want to come
Speaker 3: to a meeting with me? Yeah? A meeting, and I'm like,
Speaker 3: I'm not doing anything.
Speaker 5: Sure, because I'm on vacation.
Speaker 3: So on the way there, he starts to describe what
Speaker 3: the meeting is and how I should be acting, and
Speaker 3: he's like, you need to play it cool, all right,
Speaker 3: you have to have my back I have. I'm like,
Speaker 3: what are you talking about? And that's when he tells
Speaker 3: me we're going to be selling some drugs. I need
Speaker 3: to be his backup. Oh my, you ban and drug
Speaker 3: deal accidentally befriended a drug dealer on the street.
Speaker 1: I thought you had a new boyfriend.
Speaker 3: Sobered up pretty quickly after that, and I told him
Speaker 3: I need to use the bathroom, and I ducked into
Speaker 3: a building and then like ran out the back.
Speaker 5: Oh my god. So we know how he can afford
Speaker 5: the Masachi sung Yeah.
Speaker 3: And I have a feeling I'm going to see him
Speaker 3: again though, because he took a picture of my license.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 3: He had this cool polaroid camera and he's like, hey,
Speaker 3: hold a picture of you next to your license and
Speaker 3: baring time.
Speaker 5: Yeah, geez, you are.
Speaker 4: Would you take a picture with your license for anyone?
Speaker 3: I don't know. You're drinking with your buddy off the street.
Speaker 3: Things happening. A text into seven eight five nine too,
Speaker 3: tell us what's been on your mind? It's Brooke and
Speaker 3: Jeffrey in the morning. We just shared what's been on
Speaker 3: our minds. Now the texts are coming in at seven
Speaker 3: eight five nine two with people telling us what's been
Speaker 3: on there, like this one that says, I'm working my
Speaker 3: way through nursing school, which is time consuming and super
Speaker 3: hard for good reason. When I need a break from studying,
Speaker 3: I turn on your podcast and laugh my butt off.
Speaker 5: That's awesome.
Speaker 3: It is therapy. Thank you for bringing it every day.
Speaker 3: I hope you know how important you are. Ryan Seacrest.
Speaker 3: I appreciate him too. Actually, I listen to Ryan Seacrest
Speaker 3: while we do our show.
Speaker 4: When you think of funny, you think of.
Speaker 3: Thank you, Ryan. Another text came in that says, have
Speaker 3: any you watched the show called the Boys? One of
Speaker 3: the main characters, Butcher, kind of sounds like Jose's second personality.
Speaker 5: Clover, Oh, somebody told me that.
Speaker 6: I was like, there is no part of Jose's real
Speaker 6: personality and to imagining anyone named Butcher.
Speaker 5: Guys, I'm Butcher. Where are the Boys?
Speaker 3: I actually do watch this show, and it's a really
Speaker 3: good show first of all, And I can see the
Speaker 3: similarity they're drawing. The guy that they're describing is like
Speaker 3: your character Clover, but like time's a million like yeah,
Speaker 3: like he's all drugged up and he's having to melt down.
Speaker 4: He's just more at our Clover doesn't do drugs.
Speaker 3: No, he's just a British special opera operative that uh
Speaker 3: takes his job way too seriously.
Speaker 5: And yeah he actual doesn't have a job anymore. He
Speaker 5: just does right.
Speaker 3: And we got one more text in the seventy five
Speaker 3: nine two. It says, I just wish I didn't have
Speaker 3: to work today. Such a bummer getting out of bed
Speaker 3: this morning. I'm sorry, Yeah, I think, oh yeah, it
Speaker 3: does have your number on it.
Speaker 5: I'm sorry.
Speaker 3: We keep your text coming into seventy five ninety.
Speaker 12: Two brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: Tired dads, frustrated construction workers, kids that should be in
Speaker 3: bed but aren't coming this fall. It's home depot after dark.
Speaker 3: What followed by Busted featuring boyfriends that should be in
Speaker 3: bed but aren't because they're in your friend's.
Speaker 4: Bed right now.
Speaker 3: That's coming up with an all new Busted at seventy ten.
Speaker 12: Sneaky husbands, two timing lives, live, bad boyfriends, and even
Speaker 12: worse girlfriends.
Speaker 3: They thought they could get away with.
Speaker 12: That, but now they're about.
Speaker 3: To get busted. It's just like Goldilocks and the Three Bears,
Speaker 3: except the porridge is all over her outfit and it's
Speaker 3: not Porridge.
Speaker 4: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: Those are the types of stories that we hear when
Speaker 3: we do this segment called Busted, where people share stories
Speaker 3: about how they caught their exes being unfaithful. And we've
Speaker 3: already got a few people on the line ready to
Speaker 3: tell us what happened to them, So let's just talk
Speaker 3: to Charlotte. Charlotte, welcome to the show. Tell us how
Speaker 3: you busted your significant other.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so I got a call that my boyfriend had
Speaker 1: gotten into.
Speaker 7: A car incident and that he's in the hospital and
Speaker 7: I needed to come pick him up.
Speaker 13: Right.
Speaker 6: Oh no, I like how the hospital's like, hey, we
Speaker 6: don't want him, could you just come get him places.
Speaker 5: It's pretty broken.
Speaker 7: Thankfully, it wasn't that bad.
Speaker 14: But I go to the hospital.
Speaker 3: I'm in the waiting room.
Speaker 6: Finally my name gets called over the.
Speaker 14: PA system, but along with some mother woman's name. So
Speaker 14: when I stand up this other woman.
Speaker 3: Across the room stands up and we both like awkwardly walked.
Speaker 5: Towards this room like cut a side, eyeing each.
Speaker 14: Other, like what's going on?
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's so high on painkillers that when he sees
Speaker 3: the both of us, he just starts laughing hysterically and
Speaker 3: he's like.
Speaker 12: You're two more supposed to meet.
Speaker 4: Supposed to meet?
Speaker 6: Oh my god, open in the corner.
Speaker 4: He's also what happened?
Speaker 3: Don't exclaim that he didn't know how to call because
Speaker 3: we were both in his phone labels as girl friends.
Speaker 4: He didn't break any bones and tell you, guys laught.
Speaker 13: We both just started telling him it was so you
Speaker 13: left the hospital.
Speaker 6: Yeah yeah, right, the only thing that died was his relationships.
Speaker 3: Let's hear from Bob, tell us how you busted your
Speaker 3: significant other.
Speaker 15: All right, so you know, I take my car to work,
Speaker 15: and uh, it's.
Speaker 4: A good place to take it.
Speaker 15: Yeah right, Yeah, anyway, the battery dies on my car.
Speaker 4: I hate that.
Speaker 15: I decided to just take the bus.
Speaker 4: Home from work, all right, Okay, you just didn't want
Speaker 4: to deal with jumping it.
Speaker 16: Yeah, you know, I'll deal with it the next day.
Speaker 16: And then I was excited because I was coming up
Speaker 16: onto the stop that my girlfriend gets on us.
Speaker 15: She takes the bus from work and takes her home.
Speaker 15: So I was coming up to her stop.
Speaker 13: Yeah.
Speaker 16: I thought it'd be a nice surprise that, like, you know,
Speaker 16: we can ride the bus together. But as soon as
Speaker 16: she gets on the bus, she kisses the bus driver
Speaker 16: on the lips, and I'm watching, like, what the hell
Speaker 16: is going on? So I'm watching her kiss this guy
Speaker 16: and she's sitting on his lap while kissing him for
Speaker 16: like a few stops.
Speaker 3: He sounds like a pretty talented driver.
Speaker 5: Her hands are on.
Speaker 4: The wheel, huge wheel.
Speaker 6: Wow.
Speaker 16: So we both get off the bus and she's like
Speaker 16: shot the female yeah.
Speaker 15: And I was like, what the hell is that all about?
Speaker 15: She says, she just does it for free bus rides.
Speaker 3: Bus rides like a dollar sixty five cents is too steep.
Speaker 4: You guys, It's much more than that.
Speaker 3: Okay, oh, okay, you also kissed.
Speaker 4: The bus drivers under five.
Speaker 3: But still, let's go to Alice, tell us how you
Speaker 3: busted your significant other.
Speaker 14: So I had a feeling that my boyfriend was cheating
Speaker 14: on me, and I went on to Reddit and I
Speaker 14: posted I was looking for somebody to help me catch him.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 14: Okay, So this girl got back to me and she
Speaker 14: said that she was willing to help me, and I
Speaker 14: told her to d M him with thirty texts whatever
Speaker 14: and get back to me with what he said.
Speaker 4: It's like a sting operation.
Speaker 3: This is always do this. But go ahead.
Speaker 4: She already knows. I mean, like, once you have the
Speaker 4: feeling she's cheating, she just needs proof at this.
Speaker 14: Point, right, Okay, Yeah, So she got back to me
Speaker 14: after a couple of days and said that he never
Speaker 14: applied to her. I never said anything.
Speaker 4: Oh that's good.
Speaker 3: Well face, okay, I mean.
Speaker 14: That I was. I was definitely relieved, Like, okay, maybe
Speaker 14: I just was in my head about it, overreacting whatever. Well,
Speaker 14: like three months go by and I'm skimming through Reddit
Speaker 14: and I come across this post from this girl asking
Speaker 14: for advice, And the title of her post is what
Speaker 14: do you do when you start hooking up with the
Speaker 14: guy and you lied to his girlfriend about it?
Speaker 12: Oh?
Speaker 6: Please tell me she didn't have the same I.
Speaker 14: Didn't recognize and use your name, but I looked at
Speaker 14: her profile picture and it's her and my boyfriend.
Speaker 5: Oh.
Speaker 6: I mean, I feel like Reddit, you usually go on
Speaker 6: for anonymous advice blow up your own spot.
Speaker 14: So I did the thing, and I went through his
Speaker 14: phone and turns out they'd been talking ever since I
Speaker 14: had her send those first messages.
Speaker 1: Didn't trust anyone.
Speaker 4: She played matchmaker.
Speaker 3: He h she did shut them up.
Speaker 14: Yeah, that was really dumb. I am definitely never doing
Speaker 14: that again.
Speaker 2: Okay, you can't trust people on the internets.
Speaker 3: Okay, Well hit up our textboard at seven eight, five
Speaker 3: nine too. If you have a funny story about how
Speaker 3: you caught your ex cheating, you could be on the
Speaker 3: next edition of Busted. We got your phone tab coming
Speaker 3: up next.
Speaker 12: Frooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: Guys, know this saying what the wife doesn't know won't
Speaker 3: hurt her.
Speaker 4: That's not true. I think the saying is what the
Speaker 4: wife doesn't know. We'll soon find out.
Speaker 3: What happens when the wife finds out is you're in
Speaker 3: big trouble.
Speaker 4: Yeah, there we go.
Speaker 3: See. One of our listeners gave a job to her
Speaker 3: husband to take their dog to her favorite groomer. Okay,
Speaker 3: but the husband thought, what if I took it to
Speaker 3: a groomer who costs half as much and I could
Speaker 3: get away with it. He almost did, but apparently he
Speaker 3: dropped the receipt in the kitchen when he got home,
Speaker 3: and when the wife found it, she did the smart
Speaker 3: thing and contacted us. So we had to turn this
Speaker 3: call around really quickly. It's your brand new phone tap
Speaker 3: right now.
Speaker 5: On the twenties.
Speaker 15: Hello.
Speaker 10: Oh hi, I'm Max.
Speaker 7: Okay, Hi, hey, Hi, Can I help you?
Speaker 10: Oh yeah, I work at groomers and you dropped off
Speaker 10: your dog here to be groomed.
Speaker 15: Okay is he ready?
Speaker 10: Not really, I kind of need your help. He he's Japanese, right.
Speaker 7: No, he's Habines.
Speaker 10: Oh yeah, that's like the same like province or whatever, right.
Speaker 15: Like, uh, no, same area.
Speaker 7: What is going on?
Speaker 10: Well, Like earlier today, I had a really dope idea
Speaker 10: because like my instant has been pretty weak this month
Speaker 10: with like just like picks from my cousin's hot tub
Speaker 10: or whatever.
Speaker 15: Look, you know, I.
Speaker 7: Don't know what you're talking about. Once you just get
Speaker 7: to the point of what you have to say.
Speaker 10: Okay, yeah, can I can I tell you something?
Speaker 15: Yeah?
Speaker 10: So, like I thought it'd be chill to take a
Speaker 10: pic with all the doggies, like the little puppers around me,
Speaker 10: you know, like that one famous picture online with that
Speaker 10: kid in the middle with all the uh stuffed animals.
Speaker 10: You know that, you know that one.
Speaker 7: No idea? What you're talking about is my dog?
Speaker 10: Like okay, oh, here's the thing, Like my boss has
Speaker 10: gone today, and so I kind of let all the
Speaker 10: dogs out of their crates.
Speaker 9: Are you serious?
Speaker 7: Where where the hell is my dog?
Speaker 5: Release the hounds?
Speaker 12: Wait?
Speaker 5: I forgot to hit record.
Speaker 7: Shut up, I want to go back. Where where the
Speaker 7: hell is my dog? It was Bruno?
Speaker 10: Oh, we don't talk about Bruno.
Speaker 7: Hey. I asked you a question, do you have my dog?
Speaker 10: Well?
Speaker 5: Bro, I was.
Speaker 10: I was going to answer, like, if you stop yellings,
Speaker 10: you're kind of loud. Fine, okay, okay, what what.
Speaker 5: Was the question?
Speaker 7: I said? Where's my dog?
Speaker 12: Who?
Speaker 7: Bruno?
Speaker 5: Who's that?
Speaker 13: Am?
Speaker 10: I am?
Speaker 5: I supposed to know who that is?
Speaker 7: My wife is going to be so pissed if she
Speaker 7: founds out. I'd let some stupid pothead, loser idiot lose him.
Speaker 10: Oh my god, I resemble that comment all I respect
Speaker 10: this nightmare.
Speaker 7: I was, you can't even speak English right now?
Speaker 10: Hold on, man, it's not my fault, all right, because
Speaker 10: you're Japanese. Dog was like, whatever it is, he's got
Speaker 10: like an accent with his wolf.
Speaker 5: The hell up is like four inch?
Speaker 13: Shut up.
Speaker 7: I'm not talking to you anymore.
Speaker 15: This is ridiculous.
Speaker 7: I'm coming down there. I'm gonna get my.
Speaker 5: Dog, Okay, all right, cool.
Speaker 15: No, it's not cool.
Speaker 13: This is up.
Speaker 10: Well, I mean when you get here, do you have
Speaker 10: like four bucks I could borrow, because like, my brake's
Speaker 10: coming up, and I've been craving a bean and cheese.
Speaker 7: So I swear to god, you have to be the
Speaker 7: worst employee at any business that's ever existed. Like, how
Speaker 7: did you even get this job?
Speaker 10: Which job though, like the fake groomer job that I
Speaker 10: made up? What or the job that I'm currently doing
Speaker 10: at a radio station. Oh my god, because this is
Speaker 10: actually Jose from Brook and Jeffrey in the morning and
Speaker 10: we're doing a phone tap on you.
Speaker 7: Oh my god, this is a joke.
Speaker 5: It's a prank man. It's not real. Your wife, Trina
Speaker 5: set you up.
Speaker 10: She said she found out from some receipt that you
Speaker 10: dropped on the ground, like you took your dog to
Speaker 10: a cheaper groomer or something.
Speaker 7: Oh my god, I dropped the receipt on the ground.
Speaker 7: Oh my god.
Speaker 15: I thought I was dead.
Speaker 7: I thought my wife is going to kill me.
Speaker 10: Well, if she doesn't kill you, can I borrow like
Speaker 10: three dollars?
Speaker 7: Maybe I'll give you three dollars to get out of
Speaker 7: my wife forever?
Speaker 5: Oh what?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 5: Hold on?
Speaker 10: How do I hang this phone up?
Speaker 12: The week of every morning was funk Taps weekday Mornings
Speaker 12: on the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: Things to do before my date? Okay, one brush my teeth.
Speaker 4: Good idea to wear.
Speaker 3: Underwear, not like yesterday and the whole week before that.
Speaker 3: I don't think there is that. Just me by underwear
Speaker 3: and write that there.
Speaker 5: Yeah, start from the beginning.
Speaker 3: And three. Always clean out your back seat so that
Speaker 3: when your date gets into your car she doesn't try
Speaker 3: and tuck and roll out onto the freeway.
Speaker 5: Didn't make it.
Speaker 4: And creepy.
Speaker 3: Now why do I bring that up? Because one of
Speaker 3: our listeners forgot something that he had in his car
Speaker 3: and he's worried that it may have sunk his chances
Speaker 3: at another hangout. But you know, just like any good call,
Speaker 3: things aren't always what they seem. We're gonna find out
Speaker 3: the truth when we do your second date update, Next.
Speaker 5: Second date update.
Speaker 3: Hey, what should a sick bird do? What get tweetment.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, but one of our listeners emailed the show
Speaker 3: saying he's worried he may have made a bad joker
Speaker 3: too when he was on his date, and I just
Speaker 3: wanted to throw one out there. You better, you.
Speaker 4: Better worry he may be coming for your job.
Speaker 5: I just didn't want to.
Speaker 3: I didn't want to feel self conscious about it. When
Speaker 3: he told us his name's Kyle, Kyle, welcome to the show.
Speaker 13: Hey, how you doing?
Speaker 4: Oh man, you can barely contain your laughter, right, Kyle?
Speaker 13: That's pretty funny, Kyle?
Speaker 3: What did sushi A say to Sushi be?
Speaker 4: I want to know what?
Speaker 12: I have no idea what's say?
Speaker 3: Okay, see, there you go, Kyle. Your jokes couldn't possibly
Speaker 3: have been much worse than those. And Brooke promises to
Speaker 3: laugh when she hears.
Speaker 5: You say them.
Speaker 4: I don't, but okay, well we'll get to that.
Speaker 3: In a minute. But first, tell us about the lady
Speaker 3: you went out with. What's her name?
Speaker 13: Well, her name is Sasha.
Speaker 4: Okay.
Speaker 13: I met her at a friend's party. She was wearing
Speaker 13: a beautiful red dress, but she looked really, really worn out.
Speaker 4: Yeah I didn't either.
Speaker 13: I could see through her like the bags underneath her
Speaker 13: eyes that she was pretty special.
Speaker 5: Oh wow, none of these sounds like compliments. Bro.
Speaker 13: Well I was you know, I want to know more
Speaker 13: about her. I didn't know why she was so tired.
Speaker 5: I guess standing out is standing out?
Speaker 13: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Did you ever find out why she looks so tired?
Speaker 13: Well? Yeah, she's actually a paralegal. So she was up
Speaker 13: working on this big case with their boss.
Speaker 6: Okay, I mean so you actually read it, right, I guess,
Speaker 6: which is a positive?
Speaker 12: Yeah?
Speaker 13: Called it?
Speaker 6: Okay, So how did you parlay a conversation about how
Speaker 6: exhausted she looked into a date?
Speaker 13: So I asked her, you know, if she was so tired,
Speaker 13: I could carry her into the bedroom and lay her
Speaker 13: down to sleep. But she really didn't think that was funny.
Speaker 4: I got it, I got it.
Speaker 6: Yeah, okay, I would be appalled.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I like it now now that I know you're kidding.
Speaker 13: Yeah, of course I was kidding.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 4: Did she laugh?
Speaker 5: Did she know?
Speaker 12: Not?
Speaker 13: At first? But then I said she could carry me.
Speaker 3: Okay, all right, you know what, guys, he's one of
Speaker 3: those funny guys that you have to be there.
Speaker 4: You know, she was there and she didn't laugh, right,
Speaker 4: And she'd been up all night. She's exhausted, she's at
Speaker 4: this part.
Speaker 3: At the end of the day. You ended up getting
Speaker 3: a date with her, right, Kyle?
Speaker 13: Yes, Well, yeah, I got her number from a friend
Speaker 13: and texted her and eventually we did go out.
Speaker 4: Oh you did go out? Interesting? And what was that?
Speaker 6: Like, I'm just shocked. Now, Well, sometimes that's all the
Speaker 6: date is for people.
Speaker 4: We've had a lot of them.
Speaker 3: So what did you guys do for your date?
Speaker 13: So I picked her up and we went out to dinner.
Speaker 13: But on the way to dinner, she noticed that I
Speaker 13: had a bunch of like kids toys in my back sheeat,
Speaker 13: and she asked about them, like I think she thought
Speaker 13: that I had a family.
Speaker 5: Any adults should ask.
Speaker 13: And I explained to her that the toys are for
Speaker 13: this toy drive at the church I go to. But
Speaker 13: I guess when I explained it, I was kind of
Speaker 13: nervous or something, and maybe she thought I was lying.
Speaker 3: She's like, why do you also have a bunch of
Speaker 3: ice cream and like children's music playing everywhere you go?
Speaker 4: Why does this van have no windows? What next?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Where where did we go from her thinking that
Speaker 3: maybe you had a family?
Speaker 13: Okay, So we had dinner. It went really good. You know,
Speaker 13: she's into sports. She likes football, and I like football
Speaker 13: as well, so that's something that I figured we could
Speaker 13: bond over.
Speaker 4: Okay, that's good. Did that carry the conversation for a while.
Speaker 13: Yeah, Well, her favorite team is like a rival of
Speaker 13: my favorite team, So there was like some banter.
Speaker 15: Back and forth.
Speaker 6: I always think it's cute when couples have that, you know,
Speaker 6: they're like going for opposite teams.
Speaker 3: Yeah, couples fight with each other.
Speaker 4: I like it.
Speaker 3: Well, that's good. At least now you guys are starting
Speaker 3: to vibe a little bit on and the connections.
Speaker 13: Yeah, it was good, playful banter between us. Okay, and
Speaker 13: then good.
Speaker 5: I will say it is nice when they can make couples.
Speaker 6: Bets, you know, and it shows that, like you both
Speaker 6: truly love the sport that you're reading for different things.
Speaker 4: You're not just some bandwagon ers. Yeah you're not, Alexis Jersey.
Speaker 5: It just does football.
Speaker 3: How did the night end for you, Kyle?
Speaker 13: So after dinner, I drove her home, and again, you know,
Speaker 13: I thought everything went well. So I leaned in to
Speaker 13: give her a kiss, saying that she just kind of
Speaker 13: turned her head and jumped out of the car and
Speaker 13: took up. I was stopped. I mean, you know, but
Speaker 13: she just kind of said all right, good night and
Speaker 13: just kind of jumped out of the car.
Speaker 3: The kiss was a joke.
Speaker 10: Also, all kidding aside, that's kind of rough when you
Speaker 10: physically move in, they physically move.
Speaker 5: Away at me.
Speaker 6: But it's a first date, you know, Like everybody has
Speaker 6: different comfort levels on a first date, so it doesn't
Speaker 6: necessarily mean she didn't like you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, So which part of that night are you
Speaker 3: thinking may have been the dagger for you?
Speaker 13: Oh gosh, in hindsight, I guess it's probably maybe the
Speaker 13: kid's toys in the car. I think said either family
Speaker 13: or something. Cheating on my wife. I don't know, excuse Yeah,
Speaker 13: I mean I even had my friend call or abouch
Speaker 13: for me, let her know that I'm married, I don't
Speaker 13: have any kid.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 4: Well, okay, that's one of those protests too much.
Speaker 12: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Well, now we're gonna have an entire radio show call
Speaker 3: her and say the same thing, so hopefully it'll work better.
Speaker 3: When we play a song we come back, we'll call
Speaker 3: saush for you, and we'll try and get you a
Speaker 3: second date. Update Okay, thank you all right, hold on
Speaker 3: there second. Everybody knows the secret to any good relationship
Speaker 3: is what Brooke, don't say water bed? Please?
Speaker 4: I trust communication stopped.
Speaker 5: I was looking for one thing.
Speaker 3: Communication. Yes, I was going for good communication. Eventually got it.
Speaker 3: But unfortunately for Kyle, communication was a little bit off
Speaker 3: during his first date with Sasha because he made some
Speaker 3: jokes that she didn't quite get. Honestly, I'm not sure
Speaker 3: if we really got them either, but he made them.
Speaker 3: Also had to explain why there was a bunch of
Speaker 3: children's toys in the backseat of his car.
Speaker 5: Yeah, off and do too.
Speaker 3: We've all been there.
Speaker 5: He actually had a legit reason.
Speaker 3: Yeah, donating them.
Speaker 5: To charity charity with the church he works for.
Speaker 3: And he also missed out on a first kiss. I
Speaker 3: guess she didn't read that right, but yeah, clearly communication
Speaker 3: was off. But Kyle is hoping that we can get
Speaker 3: things back on track and realign with this second date.
Speaker 3: Am I right, Kyle?
Speaker 13: Yeah, I'm really hoping that we can straighten this out
Speaker 13: and move forward with this beautiful girl.
Speaker 5: I guess Okay, it's just clarify it.
Speaker 6: That's actually true and we're not calling her tired girl anymore,
Speaker 6: which is already.
Speaker 1: We're a movie forwards a little early.
Speaker 5: She tired. You don't want to promise anything the answer?
Speaker 13: We want to ask her that off the get Yeah,
Speaker 13: I wouldn't ask that if I were you.
Speaker 3: Guys good. I'm glad that we communicated about that before
Speaker 3: the call, and this is going to make things go
Speaker 3: so much smoother. I'm ready to dial her number right now.
Speaker 3: Are you ready, Kyle?
Speaker 13: Yeah, I'm ready.
Speaker 3: All right, here we go. Hello, Hey for Sasha.
Speaker 13: Hi a Sasha.
Speaker 3: My name is jeff from the radio show brook and
Speaker 3: Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 13: I'm sorry, who are you? So?
Speaker 3: Do I need to speak louder? My name's Jeffrey from
Speaker 3: Brooklyn Jeffrey in the Morning. It's a radio show.
Speaker 5: We're just not that popular.
Speaker 15: Okay, what's going on?
Speaker 3: We're doing something called the Second Date Update, and we're
Speaker 3: trying to help one of our listeners get in touch
Speaker 3: with you because you went out with him the other night.
Speaker 3: His name's Kyle.
Speaker 13: Why did.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's a listener of ours. He's been trying to
Speaker 3: get in touch with you after your date, but he's
Speaker 3: been having a hard time doing that, so he's using
Speaker 3: us to reach you.
Speaker 11: I see.
Speaker 6: It sounds like he's had quite a few people call you.
Speaker 6: He also told us that his friend called you as well. Yeah, okay, okay,
Speaker 6: it's probably a lot.
Speaker 3: So all that's checking out. We're trying to understand how
Speaker 3: you feel about Kyle, Like, how did that date go?
Speaker 11: I mean, when I first met him, I thought he
Speaker 11: was kind of quirky, but I actually thought it was
Speaker 11: kind of cute.
Speaker 4: You're talking about when you met him at the party.
Speaker 11: Yeah, like when he came on to me. I can
Speaker 11: see that keeping a little nervous and a little corky
Speaker 11: at the same time. But like I said, I thought
Speaker 11: it was cute.
Speaker 3: Sweet, Okay, But did that same feeling not continue when
Speaker 3: you went out to dinner with him?
Speaker 11: Yeah? So when we went out to dinner, that's when it.
Speaker 13: Kind of all went left.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 11: When we were at dinner, he just his body language
Speaker 11: kind of changed, you know, he kept adjusting, you know, down.
Speaker 13: There, so.
Speaker 4: During during dinner.
Speaker 13: Yeah.
Speaker 11: I know it's imbalancing to say, but he looks physically uncomfortable.
Speaker 5: Are you sure? Like sometimes we just adjust because it's
Speaker 5: fun or is it.
Speaker 4: More like an itching thing?
Speaker 10: You know?
Speaker 11: It's like I don't want to say, but I mean
Speaker 11: it looked like it was frequent, and it looked like
Speaker 11: he was adjusting very often.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that would make it really hard to concentrate on
Speaker 6: like conversation.
Speaker 4: Yeah, ing else.
Speaker 11: Right, you know, I don't think he noticed that I noticed,
Speaker 11: but they kind of threw me off.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's understandable. I mean, what do you think was
Speaker 3: going on?
Speaker 13: I don't.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 11: I didn't know if he just didn't babe down there, jesus.
Speaker 11: I mean, it could have been a bathroom thing, because
Speaker 11: even on the way home, he just said that he
Speaker 11: had to make like a pit stop randomly, and then
Speaker 11: after we made that stop, I was like, okay, he
Speaker 11: just ran out the car.
Speaker 4: Oh I had to go weird?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 7: Yeah, Well, I.
Speaker 4: Mean, are you curious a little bit about what was
Speaker 4: going on?
Speaker 13: I mean not really, but.
Speaker 5: Okay, I'm the only one that wants to know.
Speaker 3: That's enough of a yes that I need in order
Speaker 3: to let you know that Kyle has been on the
Speaker 3: other line listening this entire time and he wants to
Speaker 3: talk to you.
Speaker 15: Wait, what are you talking about?
Speaker 13: You're joking.
Speaker 11: He's not on the phone.
Speaker 3: No, he is, at least I think he's still there.
Speaker 3: Kyle hands back on the phone. We want to talk
Speaker 3: to you again.
Speaker 13: Hi, Sasha, how you doing?
Speaker 15: Oh wow?
Speaker 13: Oh hey guy, I'm so sorry. I apologize. I thought
Speaker 13: we were having a good date.
Speaker 3: Did you hear what?
Speaker 1: Sig kid?
Speaker 4: He's embarrassed?
Speaker 3: What was going on there? Do you know that you
Speaker 3: were doing that?
Speaker 13: Yeah? I guess I kind of made known that I
Speaker 13: was a little bit uncomfortable. I was trying to, you know,
Speaker 13: just ignore it.
Speaker 4: Why were you?
Speaker 13: I mean, it's just it's really embarrassing, you know. I
Speaker 13: didn't really I didn't really want to talk about this
Speaker 13: on the radio.
Speaker 10: I mean, if it's like a medical thing, you can
Speaker 10: just say that we can move on.
Speaker 11: Bro.
Speaker 13: I mean well, I mean no, it's not not really
Speaker 13: anything medical. I guess did you.
Speaker 5: Hurt yourself like I'm worried about.
Speaker 13: I mean, I was just, God, this is so embarrassing. So,
Speaker 13: like before the date, a friend of mine told me
Speaker 13: to put a banana down in my pants and said
Speaker 13: it would give me some confidence during the day.
Speaker 4: No, what what?
Speaker 13: Yeah? So you know, I thought like having that down
Speaker 13: there would make it seem like Johnson was like, you
Speaker 13: know bigger, No.
Speaker 3: You actually had a banana in your pants at dinner.
Speaker 13: Like, well, when I when I sat down, then it
Speaker 13: like it squeezed out of the banana wishing.
Speaker 6: Masks got a little fruit salad down here now, so
Speaker 6: I should not laugh.
Speaker 4: So you had smashed banana in your pants at that point?
Speaker 1: Can you say like that?
Speaker 3: Why did you sit at the dinner table the entire
Speaker 3: time just adjusting the smushed banana? Why didn't you like
Speaker 3: fix that?
Speaker 13: So we were vibing off the conversation about football, and
Speaker 13: I didn't want it to stop.
Speaker 10: Also, guys that he stands up and some banana mash
Speaker 10: comes out.
Speaker 12: Of his legs.
Speaker 4: You get up at some point walked the r How
Speaker 4: did you keep it in your pants? You wear in
Speaker 4: tidy whities.
Speaker 1: That would like carry it really through the loom.
Speaker 13: You think, yeah, I don't want to, you know, get
Speaker 13: in the specific spot. It's kind of embarrassing. But yeah,
Speaker 13: that's why I had eventually stop at the restroom on
Speaker 13: the way home.
Speaker 3: That's when he got out and cleaned up. So, I mean, Sasha,
Speaker 3: now now we're getting the truth of what was really happening.
Speaker 3: Is that changing your opinion a little bit about Kyle?
Speaker 13: It is?
Speaker 11: It is I wish he would have told me, But how.
Speaker 1: I got to stand up for him on that one?
Speaker 4: How the hell do you approach that conversation on a
Speaker 4: first date.
Speaker 6: I mean, he has a lot of regret and he's
Speaker 6: learned to lessen, I think, is where we're at at
Speaker 6: this point, and he was just trying to impress you.
Speaker 6: That's you.
Speaker 11: Maybe guess he shouldn't have told me because that that
Speaker 11: probably been weird too.
Speaker 4: Yeah, at least can you imagine, Hey, Sasha, I got
Speaker 4: a banana in my pants.
Speaker 3: That line's worked for some people before.
Speaker 13: Yeah, guys, I'm still here the phone, going one more date, right?
Speaker 3: I mean, Sasha, look at the confidence that it's taken
Speaker 3: him to stay on the line and put himself out
Speaker 3: there like this. Yeah, I mean that says a lot
Speaker 3: about who he is. And I think maybe you should
Speaker 3: give him one more shot at another date, and we
Speaker 3: would pay for it and the fruit. No, we're not
Speaker 3: paying for any fruit. No, No, just the date.
Speaker 11: You're laughing, Sasha, I don't mind going on a second date.
Speaker 13: Just make sure you leave the banana a whole.
Speaker 1: Okay, you were just trying to impress.
Speaker 6: You should like a literal banana.
Speaker 13: Hannah Yeah, that's something I can't agree to him not
Speaker 13: bringing a banana this.
Speaker 11: But if the day goes, I might even actually bring
Speaker 11: the banana on a third date.
Speaker 3: Oh now, it's just got weird.
Speaker 4: Take it as a positive.
Speaker 3: He got weird and I like it.
Speaker 12: Freaking Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 3: Remember I talked about this on the show a while ago,
Speaker 3: But I stuffed my pants for one week in middle
Speaker 3: school with a sock because I was a late bloomer
Speaker 3: and got kind of self conscious about it. And that
Speaker 3: eighth grade choice would have been a better decision than
Speaker 3: what Kyle decided to do on his date, aka mister
Speaker 3: Banana Pat.
Speaker 6: Do you think his friend was joking him and like Kyle,
Speaker 6: Kyle missed it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you know, like took it too literal.
Speaker 3: Kyle did have a big problem with like communication and
Speaker 3: understanding what was jokes and what was serious. Yeah, his
Speaker 3: friend may have been messing with him, and it totally
Speaker 3: screwed him over on the date because when you think.
Speaker 5: About it, there's a lot of curve in banana.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well somebody.
Speaker 10: Saw that shape as tiny at one side.
Speaker 4: Yeah, there's a lot happening there.
Speaker 6: There was, you know what, he is the most endearing
Speaker 6: banana pants guy that I've ever heard like.
Speaker 5: He's honest.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and that's the thing. When you tell the truth
Speaker 3: and you come clean and be honest, that really sets
Speaker 3: you free. On this show.
Speaker 4: I hope we get an update update from them.
Speaker 3: I don't know if I want an update update, especially
Speaker 3: after what she said is going to happen during date three.
Speaker 4: I don't want to know.
Speaker 3: She can DM you directly at Brook Fox Fox on Instagram.
Speaker 3: You can reach out to Brook and give her all
Speaker 3: the weird details about what you guys do with that,
Speaker 3: but not everybody else. Everybody how do you use your banana?
Speaker 3: But if you want to get a second day it
Speaker 3: up to you can always email the show and we'll
Speaker 3: call the person who's been calling you back.
Speaker 12: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: Everyone has a celebrity that they can't stand. Oh, and
Speaker 3: there's usually a good reason for it. But have you
Speaker 3: ever found yourself disliking a famous person that you really
Speaker 3: can't put your finger on why you just kind of
Speaker 3: hate them?
Speaker 10: Yeah, something about their face.
Speaker 3: Well, there was a poll done about celebrities you hate
Speaker 3: for no good reason.
Speaker 5: I cannot think of one.
Speaker 4: It's not even people who have gotten canceled or anything.
Speaker 3: Yes, you can't have a good reason for it, it's
Speaker 3: just random. I don't like that person.
Speaker 5: Remind me tell me who I hate.
Speaker 3: Although it's funny, some people just couldn't help but explain themselves,
Speaker 3: which goes against the primise of this I'm.
Speaker 5: Supposed to explain.
Speaker 3: But here were the highlights. Number fourteen Jerry Seinfeld. Someone
Speaker 3: said he just seems really cocky.
Speaker 6: I don't like him only because my husband still tells
Speaker 6: that same Jerry Seinfeld tsa joke every time we go
Speaker 6: through TSA.
Speaker 3: The deal with that?
Speaker 4: I mean, oh god, yeah.
Speaker 3: That's a classic. So how dare you? Number twelve Jerry
Speaker 3: twelve is Will Ferrell. They cite him having a punchable face.
Speaker 1: I hear a lot of people say that Number.
Speaker 3: Nine is Gwyneth Paltrow. Yeah, I don't know if there's
Speaker 3: no good reason, there's probably plenty of reasons you come
Speaker 3: up with.
Speaker 4: She's so out of touch as the problem.
Speaker 3: Number six Adam Sandler, same character, same joke, same movies.
Speaker 6: Yeah, if you know what you're doing, Will Ferrell's the same, Yeah,
Speaker 6: I mean is they different type of role?
Speaker 3: Number four's Ed Sheeran. Number three most of the entire
Speaker 3: cast of friends.
Speaker 5: Fuck, I don't agree with any of these.
Speaker 3: Number two is Harry's styles one person. One person said,
Speaker 3: I just don't like the whole be positive thing that
Speaker 3: he's pushing on.
Speaker 1: Sheer in I don't want to hear.
Speaker 3: And the number one most hated celeb for no good
Speaker 3: reason year after year, it's Justin Bieber. Everybody hates for.
Speaker 4: Some reason reasons. He's getting better. He's trying to fix
Speaker 4: his ways.
Speaker 3: Text into seven eighty five nine two who on this
Speaker 3: show do you hate the most for no good reason?
Speaker 3: And reading Remember Brooke is spelled with two o's, just
Speaker 3: in case it comes up no good.
Speaker 5: Reason, I'm saying yourself.
Speaker 3: Laser Story is coming up next. It's the radio segment
Speaker 3: that's starting a high tech rodeo where instead of horses
Speaker 3: and bulls, cowboys try and stay on a rumba while
Speaker 3: balancing on one foot without getting thrown off.
Speaker 4: It's exciting.
Speaker 3: Yeah, can I get a gehaw For Laser Stories, it's
Speaker 3: a segment where we read weird news stories around the globe,
Speaker 3: just like everyone else does, except we have a laser
Speaker 3: and those other spur suckers just don't. This first laser
Speaker 3: story is out of Ontario. Nine to one one got
Speaker 3: a call recently from a fifteen year old girl, and
Speaker 3: according to the police, she told them her emergency was
Speaker 3: a unique one, okay, and she let the dispatcher know
Speaker 3: that quote her parents forced her to go on vacation
Speaker 3: with them.
Speaker 4: I mean, we've all been held hostage as a teenager before.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 3: She then hung up. So authorities weren't sure if that
Speaker 3: was code for something else, and they said two costs.
Speaker 4: They're like, looking on TikTok, does that mean anything.
Speaker 3: They sent two cops to check things out, make sure
Speaker 3: there wasn't anything else going on. That's when they got
Speaker 3: to the cottage where the family was staying. It found
Speaker 3: out that really was the only reason the girl had called.
Speaker 5: And we're in a cottage. The Wi fi is awful here.
Speaker 4: Do you know how many board games my dad wants
Speaker 4: to play?
Speaker 3: She was particularly upset with her father and younger brother
Speaker 3: for making her play frisbee instead of being on her
Speaker 3: cell phone. Right, the police chief says, quote, this appeared
Speaker 3: to be a case of teenagers just being teenagers. Although
Speaker 3: she perceived this as a real issue, it was not
Speaker 3: appropriate use of nine to one one Luckily, her police
Speaker 3: didn't file any charges against the team for misusing the
Speaker 3: emergency line. As for the game of frisbee, reports are
Speaker 3: she still does not enjoy it, especially with her family. Okay,
Speaker 3: his next laser stories out of Missouri. The pilot of
Speaker 3: a crop dusting plane was doing this thing last month.
Speaker 3: It's not okay, this is an actual plane that was
Speaker 3: the crops. He heard some loud noises.
Speaker 4: Happening in the plane.
Speaker 3: He was in the air and was confused at what
Speaker 3: was going on, but then realized he was in trouble.
Speaker 3: Turns out a sixty two year old guy on the
Speaker 3: ground named Donald Bates Junior was shooting at him. Yeah,
Speaker 3: oh my, Why well? Donald lived on the farm next
Speaker 3: to the place he was crop dusting and was angry
Speaker 3: about the plane flying so low and close to his house.
Speaker 4: Nobody, I mean literally, the plane will be gone in seconds.
Speaker 12: Just wave.
Speaker 3: Not only was he flipping off the pilot, he was
Speaker 3: also holding a shotgun in one hand.
Speaker 5: Plane. Where do you come on, bro, that's not a
Speaker 5: lot of range.
Speaker 3: The pilot decided to leave the area and crop dust
Speaker 3: a different farm nearby to avoid any drama, like use
Speaker 3: a better.
Speaker 12: Gun thy.
Speaker 3: Crop Duster's fly real low, real close to when he
Speaker 3: landed at an airport. Later on, he noticed fuel leaking
Speaker 3: from a bullet hole in the Then he found another
Speaker 3: hole in the nose cone, so he reported it to
Speaker 3: the cops, and when authorities arrived, Donald admitted he'd been
Speaker 3: holding a gun to intimidate the pilot, but claimed he
Speaker 3: never fired any shots.
Speaker 4: Yea, those boles are from the other thing.
Speaker 3: Although a witness nearby said they heard up to fifteen shots.
Speaker 3: Oh so police arrested.
Speaker 1: Him forget.
Speaker 5: Just carefully.
Speaker 4: Yeah, thank you, Jose.
Speaker 3: This next laser story is out of food news.
Speaker 13: Yay.
Speaker 3: Applebee's is up to something that's getting some press. I'm
Speaker 3: not sure if it's good news or not. They partnered
Speaker 3: with a makeup company to create four lip gloss shades
Speaker 3: that taste like the restaurant's wing sauces. Oh my god,
Speaker 3: that is discussing. The flavors are get me Hot Buffaloes,
Speaker 3: which every wondering is a coral color.
Speaker 4: I mean when I think sexy, I think Applebee's.
Speaker 3: Then there's a gold flecked deep red called Sweet Chili Kiss.
Speaker 11: Okay.
Speaker 3: Next up is the glass called be My Honey Pepper
Speaker 3: in shimmery gold better, and last, but not least, is
Speaker 3: a smoky burgundy called Honey Barbecue Tea.
Speaker 1: Like burn a little and plump your lips exactly.
Speaker 3: They're called Saucy Gloss and it goes along with their
Speaker 3: new promotion called Taste My Face, which is available masks
Speaker 3: you got.
Speaker 4: A backfire if it actually tastes better than the real food.
Speaker 3: In other food news, a new seasoning blend is being
Speaker 3: rolled out to stores nationwide this month that makes everything
Speaker 3: taste like Snickers, chocolate.
Speaker 4: And caramel and peanuts like okay, nugget, where are we going?
Speaker 3: Each jar is filled with around seven ounces of Snickers
Speaker 3: in powdered form that's supposed to be for things like
Speaker 3: ice cream or milkshakes, pancakes, and frozen yogurt.
Speaker 4: More more options than that.
Speaker 3: So I mean mostly a dessert thing, but hey, it's
Speaker 3: also a un your spaghetti. Let us know how that goes? Okay,
Speaker 3: I actually would next says the story is out of
Speaker 3: Candy Central Wood.
Speaker 4: It's like we didn't even leave.
Speaker 12: You know.
Speaker 3: This sounds more like a Halloween costume than a job title.
Speaker 3: But it is a real job and even kids can
Speaker 3: apply for it. A website called Candy Funhouse is looking
Speaker 3: to hire their first chief candy officer with a salary
Speaker 3: of one hundred thousand dollars a year. Oh my, anyone
Speaker 3: over the age of five can apply.
Speaker 5: Some six year old can.
Speaker 4: Be shut up pose. I'm going to beat those kids
Speaker 4: out for this job. They don't know how to write
Speaker 4: a cover letter.
Speaker 3: You've been wanting to put your kids to work for years, Brook,
Speaker 3: This is the perfect opportunity.
Speaker 4: But I don't want to pay for the Dennis bills after.
Speaker 3: They take this job. I have good news on that
Speaker 3: front coming in just a bit. But anybody over the
Speaker 3: edge of five can apply. No previous work experience necessary.
Speaker 4: If you have it at five.
Speaker 3: I was a child laborer before the One of the
Speaker 3: only prerequisites is.
Speaker 4: You have to love candy, got it my whole family.
Speaker 3: You have to be willing to taste test a ton
Speaker 3: of it and have no serious food allergies. The main
Speaker 3: job duties include deciding which products to carry, so the
Speaker 3: choice comes down to you. You must also taste test
Speaker 3: three thousand, five hundred different candies a month a month,
Speaker 3: or more than one hundred every day.
Speaker 5: Okay, it's flaring up?
Speaker 12: Is that?
Speaker 4: How one hundred a day. Oh my god, your tongue
Speaker 4: is just going to be blitter like sugar blisters everywhere.
Speaker 3: So if you or child are interested, you have till
Speaker 3: the end of the months. Who apply on LinkedIn and
Speaker 3: good news, Brook, it does come with an extensive dental plant.
Speaker 1: Oh goody, lose your baby teeth anyway.
Speaker 4: Yeah, this's get of dentures now perfect.
Speaker 3: What's the possibility of brook leaving her lucrative job as
Speaker 3: a radio host to be a head candy tester Pretty high.
Speaker 3: I mean she'll have to beat out some pretty stiff competition.
Speaker 3: Oh this guy, I know, this guy likes it sweet,
Speaker 3: so good luck beating him out. That sound means Laser
Speaker 3: Stories has come to an end for the day. We'll
Speaker 3: do it again, same time on Friday. Brooks going for
Speaker 3: eight wins in a row. Today, you're gonna be playing
Speaker 3: Amy from Bothel who is an attorney. Oo, Amy, So
Speaker 3: don't make her angry? What's up, Amy?
Speaker 4: Everything, everything's up?
Speaker 7: I'm ready?
Speaker 13: Oh ready?
Speaker 4: Now are you going to try to sue me if
Speaker 4: you lose?
Speaker 14: Absolutely not? Okay, Okay, I don't do anybody. I'm a
Speaker 14: different kind of attorney. What kind of attorney I'm an
Speaker 14: information governance attorney.
Speaker 7: Don't ask me about that, though asked me about my
Speaker 7: three kids. I have a lot more fun doing that.
Speaker 4: I don't know, it sounds pretty sexy.
Speaker 3: I think I rubbed some information governments on my rash
Speaker 3: the other day.
Speaker 4: I don't think we got it right now.
Speaker 1: Yeah, not smart enough to understand her job.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're just going to send Brick out of the
Speaker 3: studio while that happens. Amy, you know how the game's played.
Speaker 3: You have thirty seconds answer as many questions as possible.
Speaker 3: If you don't know when, you can say pass. But
Speaker 3: you have to beat Brooke outright to win. You Ready, Ready,
Speaker 3: all right, here we go. Your time starts now. The
Speaker 3: TV show South Park aired its first ever episode on
Speaker 3: this day in what year of the late nineties?
Speaker 7: Nine?
Speaker 3: World famous soccer star Lionel Messi is from what South
Speaker 3: American countryell? How big is the diameter of a regulation
Speaker 3: basketball hoop twelve eighteen or twenty four inches wide?
Speaker 7: Well?
Speaker 3: In the Catholic Church, which day of the week marks
Speaker 3: the start of Lent.
Speaker 7: Gooding?
Speaker 3: The song when You Wish upon a Star is featured
Speaker 3: in what iconic Disney film.
Speaker 12: Oh makes a difference Who you are?
Speaker 14: Pinocchio.
Speaker 3: All right, we got that in We're gonna bring Brooke
Speaker 3: back into the studio. And you mentioned that you have
Speaker 3: three children.
Speaker 14: I have three boys.
Speaker 3: Three boys.
Speaker 4: That's so funny.
Speaker 6: My best friend in the whole world is an attorney
Speaker 6: as well. It also has three boys.
Speaker 1: Is this Megan didn't be friends with her?
Speaker 7: I'm transferred to three boy mom club?
Speaker 3: Oh my god?
Speaker 4: Is that where you just cry and drink at the
Speaker 4: same time.
Speaker 14: No, it's we're gonna plan retreats and like go away
Speaker 14: overnight and make our husbands take care of their boys.
Speaker 3: All right, Brook, you're up? You ready? Yes, your time
Speaker 3: starts now. The TV show South Park aired its first
Speaker 3: ever episode on.
Speaker 4: This day in what year of the late nineties ninety nine?
Speaker 3: World famous soccer star Lionel Messi's from what South American country?
Speaker 4: Brazil?
Speaker 3: How big is the diameter of a regulation basketball hoop?
Speaker 3: Twelve eighteen or twenty four inches wide?
Speaker 4: Eighteen?
Speaker 3: In the Catholic Church, which day of the week marks
Speaker 3: the start of Lent Tuesday? The song when You Wish
Speaker 3: upon a Star is featured in what iconic Disney film Pinocchio.
Speaker 3: All right, answers are in We're going to the scoreboard
Speaker 3: to see how you did with Jose.
Speaker 4: So did you eat a lot of French onion soup
Speaker 4: last night?
Speaker 3: Or is that just the natural scent your body secretes?
Speaker 5: Hell, Amy, you got one correct today.
Speaker 4: I got Tuesday and Brook.
Speaker 5: Yeah you did get Tuesday wrong.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but you still got too. I'll take it.
Speaker 3: Oh, Amy, would you like to object and approach the bench?
Speaker 5: She accepts the ruler.
Speaker 3: Okay, all right, let's go over the answers for everybody.
Speaker 3: The TV show south Park aired its first episode on
Speaker 3: this day in nineteen ninety seven. Show still on the air.
Speaker 5: I love the south Park so good.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you did it. We're gonna move past it.
Speaker 3: Soccer star Lionel Messi is from Argentina. Diameter of a
Speaker 3: regulation basketball hoop is eighteen inches wide. In the Catholic Church,
Speaker 3: ash Wednesday starts.
Speaker 5: Fat Friday is what ends Lent.
Speaker 6: Just so you know, she said, right, and Fat Tuesday
Speaker 6: happens the night before ash Wednesday.
Speaker 4: Right, No, that's true, for absolutely happens Catholic.
Speaker 7: I'm gonna be so much.
Speaker 3: In the song when you Wish upon a Star that's
Speaker 3: featured in the Disney film Pinocchio. So Amy, I'm sorry. Brooke, Ah,
Speaker 3: you too, can't give you any money. We'll be back
Speaker 3: to play winn Brooks Bucks same time
Speaker 12: Tomorrow, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.