Speaker 1: Two Teas in a Pod which Teddy Mellencamp and cam
Speaker 1: riche Edge.
Speaker 2: Hi, guys, welcome to another episode of Two Teas and
Speaker 2: a Pod with myself, Teddy Mellencamp and Tamricho.
Speaker 3: Hi. Oh go, it's going. Got it home last night
Speaker 3: from Big Bear. I have officially, or I should say
Speaker 3: we have officially done everything we can do. Now the
Speaker 3: contractor is coming in and I've never worked my ass
Speaker 3: off so much in my entire life. There's still two
Speaker 3: rooms with wallpaper that need to be removed, but there's
Speaker 3: secondary bedrooms. I'm like, they can wait, they can wait now.
Speaker 3: I just want to enjoy the cabin until after labor day.
Speaker 3: Then I handed over to Carlos, who is going to
Speaker 3: renovate it. He's going to stay there for two months
Speaker 3: and got the kitchen and rip o the bathroom and
Speaker 3: do all those things. So excited about that. And I
Speaker 3: feel like I've been pulled in every direction, from being
Speaker 3: in Big Bear to coming home and literally driving down
Speaker 3: to do like you know, a doctor's appointment, and driving
Speaker 3: right back up to back to Big Bear. The road's
Speaker 3: been closed the hurricane that hit us.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Well you realize you realize how lucky
Speaker 2: I am that I was able to be a part
Speaker 2: of two earthquakes in one week.
Speaker 3: I did not feel any earthquakes. This is the first
Speaker 3: time hearing about any of them.
Speaker 2: Okay, well, the one in Colombia I for sure felt,
Speaker 2: because not only were tensions at an all time high,
Speaker 2: because I was traveling with with Slate, Cruz and Dove, Edwin,
Speaker 2: Edwin's dad, Edwin's dad's significant other, Edwin's mom, her brother,
Speaker 2: and like trying to navigate not speaking English being like
Speaker 2: us to go from Bogata to Cartagena, and my freaking
Speaker 2: back being a disaster. I'm like pulling bags trying to
Speaker 2: like get them on, and all of a sudden, I'm
Speaker 2: like this and I'm like, oh my gosh, I'm I'm
Speaker 2: getting vertigo again.
Speaker 4: Oh no, I'm gonna fall down.
Speaker 2: And then I look over at Cruise and he goes.
Speaker 3: Oh, so you felt the earthquake, the one in Colombia.
Speaker 2: I mean it, I'd never felt one like this, and
Speaker 2: I was like, that's pretty big because I've lived in
Speaker 2: La for over twenty years. It so Columbia was the
Speaker 2: six point three. The La one was what was it
Speaker 2: a five point five.
Speaker 3: But when there was the La one.
Speaker 4: It was the day we flew back, the same day
Speaker 4: as Hurricane Hillary.
Speaker 3: Oh, I didn't feel anything well in Big Bear. It
Speaker 3: rained all day, but it wasn't like horrible. It was
Speaker 3: just like a rainy day. Now when I drove home
Speaker 3: yesterday and got home, there was trees in our neighborhood
Speaker 3: that big, giant, mature trees that were literally pulled out
Speaker 3: by the roots.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it just really depends on where even in like
Speaker 2: where I live in la Like coming we landed into
Speaker 2: Lax it was one of those things where like the
Speaker 2: baggage claim, like our bags were delayed over two hours
Speaker 2: because they couldn't get our bags off the plane.
Speaker 4: Dove was a real gem at this point.
Speaker 3: I'm shocked you were allowed to fly.
Speaker 2: I well, we kept checking because I kept thinking, are
Speaker 2: we going to be stuck in Panama? Do we need
Speaker 2: to find a hotel? And I kept checking. It's like
Speaker 2: not getting delayed, so it's like, oh, we're.
Speaker 3: Not coming in Panama.
Speaker 4: No, I haven't house for o cit No.
Speaker 3: Actually, it was one of the first trips I took
Speaker 3: with Eddie. He we were dating. He was in Panama
Speaker 3: with some friends. They were they had an orphanage over
Speaker 3: there that they funded through the business, So he was
Speaker 3: over there checking on that. And I flew in my
Speaker 3: first like international trip all by myself.
Speaker 2: Well, I can say that I love club bathroom at
Speaker 2: the rest of it. Hold on in uh in the
Speaker 2: airport or in the no hotel.
Speaker 3: No, I met him at a restaurant.
Speaker 4: Oh and you had sex in the restaurant bathroom. Did
Speaker 4: it get a b that that? Yep?
Speaker 3: That was Those were the days, you.
Speaker 4: Know, those were the days I can say bang and
Speaker 4: bang and banging.
Speaker 2: Not a ton of sex was had with me on
Speaker 2: this tree. Like the word vacation is very different when
Speaker 2: traveling with multiple children, And.
Speaker 3: I was like, did they help? Did the in laws
Speaker 3: help with the kids? That could be a plus?
Speaker 4: No, they were.
Speaker 2: We had fun times like we all played, like we
Speaker 2: learned how to play dominoes, like we had we had
Speaker 2: a lot of like fun experiences. But anytime like, No,
Speaker 2: there wasn't anybody like helping me get the kids ready
Speaker 2: for bed or bath or naps or like all of
Speaker 2: the things that take place. I mean that includes Edwin.
Speaker 2: I teased him, I'm like, babe, honestly, Like there was
Speaker 2: one point I looked at him. At the second hotel,
Speaker 2: I realized there was a kid's club day three, and
Speaker 2: I was like, Dove, after lunch, you're going in there,
Speaker 2: and mommy is going to get a facial peace peace out.
Speaker 2: I had to bribe her with ice cream, but she
Speaker 2: did it.
Speaker 3: Oh well, as long as it worked. Officially, Rugby sleeps
Speaker 3: in between us in the bed, has his own pillow,
Speaker 3: puts his head on. I will tell you he does
Speaker 3: not move one time.
Speaker 4: Well, that's a lot different than eight hours.
Speaker 3: I'm like, like, I go, this is like a regular thing. Now.
Speaker 3: You know, Eddie does not have any children of his own,
Speaker 3: but this dog shows me what kind of father he
Speaker 3: would be. He carries the dog and cradles him, and
Speaker 3: he's about fifty pounds.
Speaker 4: Now would you like me to have a baby for
Speaker 4: you and Eddie?
Speaker 3: No, no, no, this kid would be so spoiled. Carries
Speaker 3: the dog when we are at Big Bear. For some reason,
Speaker 3: he sleeps in his kennel. Maybe because my entire betting's
Speaker 3: white and I won't let the dog in there.
Speaker 4: For some reason, maybe it's because I won't let him.
Speaker 3: It won't let him, and he like cradles Hi until
Speaker 3: he falls asleep, then carries him into his crate and
Speaker 3: big beer and puts him inside the curve.
Speaker 2: I love that you act like he's this big. The
Speaker 2: dog is bigger than my freaking desk that I'm sutting
Speaker 2: at right now. I know, well that's pretty cute. Well
Speaker 2: I made another parenting flaw, so I'll just let you
Speaker 2: guys know. So when you're if you have a child
Speaker 2: that's around three years old and they're laying in bed
Speaker 2: like this, and you think that they're asleep, and you
Speaker 2: think you can watch any television show you want.
Speaker 4: So I was limited.
Speaker 2: I couldn't do any of my housewife research there because
Speaker 2: I couldn't figure out how to do a VPN or
Speaker 2: whatever the hell you're.
Speaker 4: Supposed to do.
Speaker 2: So you guess the last thing I did that I
Speaker 2: couldn't figure it out. So I'm just like scanning through Netflix.
Speaker 2: It was one night that I was like, and when
Speaker 2: you go out later with like your all your work
Speaker 2: people and your family, like, Dove is done and the
Speaker 2: Slayton Cruise stayed out and with Edwin and I was like,
Speaker 2: you guys, go for it.
Speaker 4: I went back. I was like, oh, Dove's sleeping, so put.
Speaker 2: On the Untold by Jake Paul story on Netflix, which
Speaker 2: is like what was about It's all about how he
Speaker 2: was an influencer and then becomes a boxer, and it's
Speaker 2: like this really dramatic story. It's like only an hour
Speaker 2: and ten minutes. But I'm assuming Dove's a sleep. The
Speaker 2: show comes off, I turn off the TV and then
Speaker 2: she goes, Mom, why Jake Paul lose that last fight?
Speaker 2: And I'm like, She's like, didn't pants her? Mom, Jake
Speaker 2: Paul is my new best friend. Jake bawl like a
Speaker 2: thousand things about Jake Paul, and I'm like, holy shit.
Speaker 2: So now it's just a sleep this whole running joke
Speaker 2: where Dove could give you any bit of Dove knows
Speaker 2: more about Jake Paul than he knows about Rachel.
Speaker 4: That is hilarious.
Speaker 3: Well, Sophia used to sleep with her eyes open.
Speaker 4: Well that's what Dove now.
Speaker 2: So I was sure she was asleep because it was
Speaker 2: like this and there was just the little slits open.
Speaker 2: But apparently she was watching like Dylla with her chewpy finger,
Speaker 2: just like Creak Paul. Like now every day, Mom, have
Speaker 2: you do you know Jake Paul yet?
Speaker 4: Is he coming over?
Speaker 2: I'm like, I don't I'm be sliding into Jake Paul's
Speaker 2: DMS because Dove wants to have a boxing fight with him.
Speaker 4: Anyways, Okay, can you.
Speaker 3: Tell me about this retreat we're going on?
Speaker 4: Yes, so we guys go.
Speaker 3: Do I need any fancy clothes or is it just
Speaker 3: all workout stuff?
Speaker 4: No, you don't need any fancy clothes.
Speaker 3: We're going to sun dresses because it's probably gona be
Speaker 3: one hundred and twenty degrees in Arizona. I mean, I
Speaker 3: can't wait to go.
Speaker 4: It's no, I'm just kidding.
Speaker 2: It's it's at this place called the Enchantment. I partnered
Speaker 2: with Katie Lee, who used to be one of the
Speaker 2: instructors at my favorite workout class in La called Rise Nation.
Speaker 2: She's also a yoga instructor. She was a very formal
Speaker 2: like dancer growing up and then got really into yoga
Speaker 2: and meditation because it changed her kind of you know.
Speaker 4: A lot of the ways that I am very type A.
Speaker 3: Yes, well, I'm gonna have to admit that I got
Speaker 3: the email from her and can you fill out this
Speaker 3: questionnaire if you have time? So I said, yeah, you
Speaker 3: know what, I have like five minutes, right, and let
Speaker 3: me fill it out, and then it started to ask
Speaker 3: me about my feelings I know, and I peace out,
Speaker 3: gotta go, couldn't finish it.
Speaker 4: You're gonna have that means you'll just have to share
Speaker 4: the feelings with their forty eight closest friends at the retreat.
Speaker 3: I am not some person that talks about my feelings.
Speaker 3: It's just not who I am.
Speaker 4: Okay, you need a journal journal I know.
Speaker 3: I read that. I'm like, really, do I really need
Speaker 3: a journals? At one of those we have a journaling,
Speaker 3: Am I gonna have to write in it and then
Speaker 3: talk about what I wrote?
Speaker 2: Yes, learn how to spell and write. Now you all
Speaker 2: spell things correctly. But you have to have a journal,
Speaker 2: you have to have workout clothes.
Speaker 4: You're so shit.
Speaker 3: Very private person, and I just don't feel comfortable talking
Speaker 3: about my inner feelings in front of people.
Speaker 4: You're not gonna have to talk about your inner feelings.
Speaker 4: You're gonna have to write them, which is even.
Speaker 3: Harder, it's even worse.
Speaker 4: But no, we're gonna have a great time.
Speaker 3: Alcohol at this retreat.
Speaker 2: It's not an an if you purchase additionally, there's alcohol.
Speaker 4: It's not something that I am supplying at the event.
Speaker 3: But there's a bar there, right, because I can talk
Speaker 3: about my feelings if I'm drunk.
Speaker 4: And then we'll do some podcast something horrible happened.
Speaker 2: Well, like when I sneezed in A two came out
Speaker 2: and that's still why I can't sneeze regularly.
Speaker 3: Yes, I know I was traumatized by farting in public.
Speaker 4: I was. It hasn't happened since.
Speaker 2: All right, so we're gonna we'll be also podcasting from there,
Speaker 2: so we'll give you guys some lowdowns. We'll see if
Speaker 2: Tamer's made any new besties, if I've learned how to
Speaker 2: give a hug and make sure that everything.
Speaker 3: I'm not a hugger either.
Speaker 4: I know.
Speaker 3: I'm not a warm and fuzzy girl. No, I mean,
Speaker 3: I know this is new news to you.
Speaker 4: It's shocking, but here's the thing underneath. You're a big
Speaker 4: old softie I am.
Speaker 3: And you know who I really relate to, who Brin.
Speaker 3: We'll talk about it later.
Speaker 4: I love you.
Speaker 2: You're going to talk about somebody that was going to
Speaker 2: be at the retreat, No Brin. Before we get into
Speaker 2: Brent and how much we love her, We've got to
Speaker 2: talk about real Housewives of Atlanta.
Speaker 3: Okay, why did this feel like the season finale?
Speaker 2: Because next week is the season finale and they're like, please, God,
Speaker 2: make this sense.
Speaker 3: I feel like this was a season finale and then
Speaker 3: when Drew fell for divorce, there was a new season finale.
Speaker 3: That's just my concept. There's probably zero truth to it,
Speaker 3: but that's what it felt like.
Speaker 4: You know what.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't be shocked if that did happen. But the
Speaker 2: show starts off with Cynthia tells Kenya that her divorce
Speaker 2: is final. She says Kenya needs to wrap it up
Speaker 2: since she has been married and divorced while Kenya is
Speaker 2: still not divorced. How long did your divorce take?
Speaker 3: It took a couple of years, it really did, and
Speaker 3: it was I mean, it was horrible because he was
Speaker 3: going after me for all kinds of different things and
Speaker 3: just publicly trying to make a big old circus out
Speaker 3: of it. But I feel like this divorce has been
Speaker 3: going on a long time.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 3: We haven't gotten an update from Kenya. We need to
Speaker 3: have her on the podcast soon.
Speaker 2: I do think that Cynthia's brand of funny shade is
Speaker 2: exactly what the show needed, because she's not mean right,
Speaker 2: He's good at bringing stuff up and then letting everybody
Speaker 2: else kind of fit you.
Speaker 4: That's what I'm saying. That's always had a narrator. You
Speaker 4: always need a narrator. She's good at it. She's bringing
Speaker 4: a lightness, she's bringing fun.
Speaker 3: Cynthia, I know she's it looks stunning now. Cynthia is
Speaker 3: getting confessional. She's been in what the last three episodes?
Speaker 4: I know. I kept thinking to Vicky, I know.
Speaker 3: Do you suspect they're asking her back next season?
Speaker 4: I think they should.
Speaker 3: I think they should too. But do you think they're
Speaker 3: going to.
Speaker 4: Think this is?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Well, before we even get there, we got to get
Speaker 2: to Drew tells Candy that she's nervous about the sex scenes,
Speaker 2: and Candy tells her that they have an intimacy coach.
Speaker 4: This will be.
Speaker 2: Drew's first sex scene and for sex scene with a woman.
Speaker 2: Candy jokes that it won't take much for you to
Speaker 2: get comfortable, obviously referring to her kissing LaToya, and then
Speaker 2: Ralph shows up to set up and ask if they
Speaker 2: kissed with tongue. He also asked if she had an orgasm.
Speaker 2: She says this is work and character is supposed to
Speaker 2: seduce her.
Speaker 3: Was it me or was Ralph kind of getting off
Speaker 3: on the sex talk?
Speaker 4: I think Ralph when I'm sorry, Ralph was done to me?
Speaker 4: When he goes my, you're being a thesbian, I'm like this.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she here's the difference, Like she may be a
Speaker 2: housewife now, but she was a working actor for a
Speaker 2: very long time.
Speaker 3: That's what I was going to ask you. Has she
Speaker 3: done I haven't looked at her.
Speaker 2: Yes, like no, she was like a ton of like
Speaker 2: it was her profession okay, and a working actor like not.
Speaker 3: But what I didn't like because I haven't seen her
Speaker 3: in a lot of things, so I haven't seen her anything.
Speaker 3: To be honest with you, is that she kind of shaded.
Speaker 4: She did shade.
Speaker 3: Yeah, if it's not a lifetime and above, she doesn't
Speaker 3: really want to be part of it moving forward.
Speaker 2: I'm wondering if she was worried that, like her insecurities
Speaker 2: came out and she was worried that Kandy was shading
Speaker 2: her acting, so then she'd acted out on that.
Speaker 4: But they did not.
Speaker 2: They were actually opposite, really complimentary of her. But I
Speaker 2: did think it was pretty funny, Like if I were
Speaker 2: to ever book an acting role and need to have
Speaker 2: sex with somebody, I wouldn't want it to be in
Speaker 2: your bed Well, I.
Speaker 3: Was going to ask you, would you have a problem
Speaker 3: him in sex scene in my bed y. I don't
Speaker 3: think that I could do a sex scene. I could
Speaker 3: do a sex scene, I don't think. I think it's
Speaker 3: like you've never faked it. Remember the popsicle story. Yeah,
Speaker 3: but I didn't do it on camera. I feel like
Speaker 3: I would laugh.
Speaker 4: I think I could fake it. Show me your best
Speaker 4: orgasm right now?
Speaker 3: Are you serious?
Speaker 2: Right now?
Speaker 4: Let's go?
Speaker 3: Okay, can I have a vibrator?
Speaker 4: No, this isn't that's not They didn't pay us.
Speaker 3: Go yeah, is that good?
Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 3: You show me your best orgasm for TV?
Speaker 4: I feel like this is when camera met sally.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm gonna spit my water out all over my computer,
Speaker 3: you ass whole.
Speaker 4: I'm worried my orgasm isn't gonna be as good as yours.
Speaker 4: I'm not gonna be able to deliver it.
Speaker 3: Okay, I got a camera going, it's going, let's hear it. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I didn't hear anything.
Speaker 2: Welcome dead one's life, Okay, but I didn't like when
Speaker 2: he did that but just like Drew sex scene, this
Speaker 2: felt very anti climatic. All right, Then we get to
Speaker 2: when Chara said there was no budget to the party planner.
Speaker 4: I feel like he wanted to be like, are.
Speaker 3: You gonna pay me? Who's gonna write me that check?
Speaker 3: Boom boo, Who's gonna write me that check? I mean, wow,
Speaker 3: that was quite a party.
Speaker 2: That Okay, my favorite part of the party there was
Speaker 2: I liked. I enjoyed the party because I was fascinated
Speaker 2: by Bob fascinated.
Speaker 3: First of all, let's just talk about how tall he is. Well,
Speaker 3: he was towering at first. At first, I'm like, who
Speaker 3: is this guy? And then it came back to me,
Speaker 3: Oh my god, that is her ex husband. I remember,
Speaker 3: way back when, I don't know if you remember this.
Speaker 3: They're sitting at a picnic table at a park. I
Speaker 3: think she threw a water bottle at him or something
Speaker 3: talking about I think it was about child support. That
Speaker 3: was ten plus years ago, and he resurfaced. We haven't
Speaker 3: seen him in a while, right.
Speaker 2: The women, all the meme of all the women looking
Speaker 2: at him to like grill him because they all think
Speaker 2: that his daughter is his girl girlfriend. And Charrete even
Speaker 2: bringing Martell into the mix just to get back at him,
Speaker 2: like all of it is just the amount of time
Speaker 2: that I had to do research after that, because I
Speaker 2: was like, this is insanity that he came on the
Speaker 2: show to out himself for another child that he said
Speaker 2: just started coming around because everybody thought was the girlfriend.
Speaker 3: I want to introduce my granddaughter to her aunt and oh,
Speaker 3: by the way, everybody, this is your sister, but this
Speaker 3: is your sister. Say hi, she's forty five.
Speaker 4: I mean.
Speaker 2: But then the part that did make me appreciate Bob
Speaker 2: when the women were grilling.
Speaker 3: Him and he was funny.
Speaker 4: He was funny. He was like, well wait till I
Speaker 4: tell her about the twins.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he was funny. We need to see more of him.
Speaker 3: Do you think that Chary purposely invited Anthony to reread
Speaker 3: a scene with Drew she did? I mean, somebody needs
Speaker 3: to tell production this thirsty man should not be filmed again.
Speaker 2: Also, it annoyed me that I wanted to hear what
Speaker 2: char had to say about it, but then they panned
Speaker 2: to him and he's like, I'm like, shut your pipe up.
Speaker 2: I don't want to hear from you. Latching on to
Speaker 2: all these different housewives so you can get your.
Speaker 3: It's embarrassing, like shut up, go away.
Speaker 2: But I did agree with Drew, like I'm not coming
Speaker 2: in there right now, like he threw a shoe at me.
Speaker 4: I'm good. Yeah, I'm not coming in it. It should have
Speaker 4: been there. It's her cutest night. She looked so cute.
Speaker 2: She had a cute outfit on her glasses, look cute,
Speaker 2: she looked beautiful. I was like, I needed you in there.
Speaker 3: I know, I love that. You know, Cher looks so
Speaker 3: proud about being a grandma, even though she made the
Speaker 3: party all about herself.
Speaker 2: Even though the poor babies like just wanting to suck
Speaker 2: her freaking choopy and she's like choopy.
Speaker 3: I kind of felt a little bad for the mom.
Speaker 3: It's like, push her out of the way.
Speaker 4: Here's the bad. You can stand here, you.
Speaker 3: Can stand here. This is my chick. I mean, it
Speaker 3: was great.
Speaker 4: It was great, great television. The women.
Speaker 2: I mean, I enjoyed this episode. I know that people
Speaker 2: you know, didn't according to the fan thoughts, but I
Speaker 2: liked it. But when Kenya pulls Martella's side to talk
Speaker 2: and says she felt like she had to match Martell's
Speaker 2: energy when he was raising her voice at her. Martell
Speaker 2: apologizes to her, and Kenya apologized if she offended him,
Speaker 2: and then Martell jokes, he won't you won't do DMS anymore.
Speaker 3: First of all, when she asked Martel like can we
Speaker 3: talk and he's like mm hmm, I was like, really,
Speaker 3: we're going there, We're going backwards, like seriously. But I
Speaker 3: thought that Martell handled himself very well.
Speaker 4: I thought they made it funny. I thought both of them.
Speaker 3: But at first I'm like, oh no.
Speaker 2: Not that, no, but I thought they both were like,
Speaker 2: all right, we were both a little bit of assholes
Speaker 2: in this situation.
Speaker 3: And yeah, well I did see online. You know, if
Speaker 3: it's online, it's got to be true that Kenya and
Speaker 3: Martel had better chemistry on screen than Cherie and Martel.
Speaker 4: Well, he did DM her first.
Speaker 3: He's cute. He's really cute. I'm like, yeah, you're really cute.
Speaker 3: You look good and pink too.
Speaker 4: You matched.
Speaker 2: Oh at least Martell is pretty charming and Bob's funny,
Speaker 2: so we got two wins. She she she's picking by
Speaker 2: people that have good personalities, you know, and if he.
Speaker 3: Is a big boy, like everybody's like looking up to him, Like.
Speaker 2: Okay, let's let's just get through some facts about Bob.
Speaker 2: Bob is the father of their five children. Cody child
Speaker 2: before he married chre Lnise the child before he married
Speaker 2: Cha Tierra, Charret's daughter she had with her teenage boyfriend,
Speaker 2: then Cairo child Bob had with char then Kaylee child
Speaker 2: with Chara. Now he's introducing his daughter, Candace, who Chara
Speaker 2: did not know about. During the after show of the episode,
Speaker 2: Chara thinks Candace may have found him and he may
Speaker 2: or may not have known about her, which is even.
Speaker 3: It's a lot of kids.
Speaker 4: That's a lot of kids.
Speaker 2: That's a lot. But uh, fan thoughts are pretty much
Speaker 2: the same as ours.
Speaker 3: Yeah, uh York, New York.
Speaker 2: Sonya oh, Sonya didn't bug me this episode. Liked her,
Speaker 2: Glad it's over. Well, I don't know if I liked
Speaker 2: her this episode or last episode to episode.
Speaker 4: At one time, they seem like they they really like
Speaker 4: each other.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we've got New York.
Speaker 2: Jenna is now doing in cheer design work and helping
Speaker 2: out her friend Emily Hampshire, an actress who is best
Speaker 2: known for Stevie and Shit's Creek. Jenna was introduced to
Speaker 2: she was in Sh'S Creek.
Speaker 4: Yes, she was an actress, like she is an actress.
Speaker 2: She do.
Speaker 3: I love that show. I don't remember her, I don't.
Speaker 4: I didn't watch schitz Creek because I don't watch comedies.
Speaker 3: Of course you don't anything funny.
Speaker 4: I draw the line, she's Stevie. She's Stevie.
Speaker 2: Really, Yeah, I already said it, but I couldn't process
Speaker 2: because I didn't watch the show.
Speaker 4: But would you rather have Jenna or or Aaron being
Speaker 4: in chair designer for your home?
Speaker 3: Well, I haven't really seen Jenna's stuff, but you see
Speaker 3: person at off her house.
Speaker 4: Yes, and like her personal style.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna go with erin see.
Speaker 4: I like it.
Speaker 3: I think they're both great. I think that Jenna's house
Speaker 3: is really cool. There's totally two different types, two different styles.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I us she's more of a basic bitch like us.
Speaker 3: I'll stick with basic bitch stuff.
Speaker 2: And then we get to Abe and Aaron get dinner
Speaker 2: and he says he wants a big rock and his drink,
Speaker 2: which I want to know if a satriss was set
Speaker 2: up to do that. But either way, I'd love Aaron
Speaker 2: and Abe's relationship.
Speaker 3: They're so cute. I enjoy the scene. I think their
Speaker 3: marriage is genuine. I think that they are so in love.
Speaker 2: It's just but they're so in love they don't notice
Speaker 2: the giant pengue sitting behind them.
Speaker 3: What giant ping one?
Speaker 1: What?
Speaker 2: I didn't know there was a gying at penguin sitting
Speaker 2: at the table behind them.
Speaker 4: I do not understand how it got in there.
Speaker 3: I didn't even notice. And I'm gonna have to go
Speaker 3: back and look. But what I do love when I
Speaker 3: had to laugh at I don't know if I love it,
Speaker 3: But Aaron going, why are we here?
Speaker 4: You know?
Speaker 3: I don't ever go past Canal Street, you know, Canal
Speaker 3: Streets where all they sell all the fate.
Speaker 4: All the fake seconds, the Shmirkins.
Speaker 3: The Schmirkins, and the Fucci.
Speaker 4: But like either way, I do love them.
Speaker 3: How much you think that ring costs?
Speaker 4: I would probably say seventy five thousand?
Speaker 3: Oh, I was.
Speaker 2: Thinking more No, if it's gonna be on TV and
Speaker 2: they're probably showcased it in some capacity, about seventy five thousand.
Speaker 3: Would you pay sixty two thousand dollars to put your
Speaker 3: put dub through preschool?
Speaker 4: Are you kidding? Now?
Speaker 3: Was that sixty two thousand per kid?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 2: Also, when she said that the kid was inept and
Speaker 2: that for social social activity or whatever it was.
Speaker 4: I was like, oh my gosh, but wait, what was
Speaker 4: the word?
Speaker 3: Is that the word? They had to social?
Speaker 4: She said, She's so the daughter the son is socially inept.
Speaker 3: And they both look each other and go, what does
Speaker 3: that mean?
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then they had to google it. I'm like,
Speaker 2: this is like me and Taram are trying to read
Speaker 2: a freaking app.
Speaker 3: It was kind of funny. It was pretty entertaining to
Speaker 3: listen to this whole conversation.
Speaker 2: They actually showed me their dynamic. I liked this scene
Speaker 2: actually because you can think that there is a relationship
Speaker 2: in some capacity.
Speaker 3: I love that she thought the biggest selling point was
Speaker 3: he can be rubbing shoulders with Tom Cruise. I think
Speaker 3: that Jessel is more worried about cloud chasing than anything else.
Speaker 2: Jesse, what about when she says one of the school
Speaker 2: boards that you're on and the Fried Chicken Committee, and
Speaker 2: he corrects her saying it's the Street Food Association of
Speaker 2: New York City.
Speaker 4: I just can't no. I would not put my kids.
Speaker 2: And granted my kids are in private school and it
Speaker 2: is expensive in LA, but sixty two thousand.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I feel like in New York. That's a
Speaker 3: very common things to do. Like their kids are all
Speaker 3: just geared and educated for I mean, which we all
Speaker 3: should be like that, but there's got to be a
Speaker 3: part where your kid needs to be a kid.
Speaker 4: Yeah, agreed.
Speaker 2: But then we get to David and Cy and I
Speaker 2: love them, but I knew in this scene there was
Speaker 2: no way David was going to that party. He's like me,
Speaker 2: when I say I'm going out after ten pm, it's
Speaker 2: not happening. I may have good intentions to do, I
Speaker 2: want to, I want to, but it's not happening.
Speaker 3: It's not happening. That's a running joke with some of
Speaker 3: my friends. I'll be like, yeah, I want to go out.
Speaker 3: I'll go, when are we going? And then they'll I'll go,
Speaker 3: you're not going, You're not going, And the time will
Speaker 3: come and I'll be like, sorry, guys, I'm really tired.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you really have good into you're not being rude,
Speaker 4: but the babysitter didn't cancel. You weren't going.
Speaker 3: I like them, the New York Husbands, I do like them,
Speaker 3: and I feel like I'm wondering if we're gonna be
Speaker 3: able to see like the Jersey Husbands. Where they come together.
Speaker 3: I'd love to see you.
Speaker 4: I don't know, it's seeming a little rough.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 3: How about Meredith being there.
Speaker 4: It was just where she was, of course she was.
Speaker 3: Well, you know I ran into her, did I tell you?
Speaker 3: I posted I ran into her at the montage?
Speaker 2: But then this, what about this thing with the sister
Speaker 2: where the sister comes in and says they all need
Speaker 2: to be quiet.
Speaker 4: Do you think that the sister was overreacting everyone.
Speaker 3: Trying to get some airtime. Let's be honest. I know
Speaker 3: Grope was talking. First of all, they have speakers at
Speaker 3: something like that is so boring, and you're gonna know
Speaker 3: that production is going to make it look so boring.
Speaker 4: And there's no music and all of the things.
Speaker 2: So everybody who's just like piece like, if you can
Speaker 2: stick it through when filming's done, then the party will
Speaker 2: become fun. Clearly with all the sponsors.
Speaker 4: I know.
Speaker 3: How about Brend's comment to whose husband was it? It
Speaker 3: was a oh yeah, no, yeah, it was Aaron's husband, right, yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Do you think that she overstept her boundaries or was
Speaker 3: she just joking and trying to you know, have a
Speaker 3: good time And would you be bothered by that.
Speaker 4: I wouldn't be bothered by it.
Speaker 2: I think she's because she's so blatant about it and
Speaker 2: it's not like she's doing it under wraps. But it
Speaker 2: did appear that at this party, the one sponsor they
Speaker 2: didn't have was food.
Speaker 3: I mean, there had to be food there. That party
Speaker 3: looked stunning.
Speaker 4: It looks stunning. There was outfit changes.
Speaker 3: SI was over it, though I'm out, I'm gonna go eat.
Speaker 4: We hear a little bit about Jenna finally opening up
Speaker 4: about her relationship, but I'm like, you never showed it
Speaker 4: in the first place.
Speaker 3: I don't care.
Speaker 4: It's fine. Somebody knew that you can show us on
Speaker 4: the show and then we'll go on.
Speaker 3: I agree, I agree, a little boring, a little bit boring.
Speaker 4: Uh, you know, I don't get on it.
Speaker 3: But you know, when I feel like it was a
Speaker 3: little filler episode, it was she was she actually renewing
Speaker 3: her vows because I heard her talk.
Speaker 4: I didn't really hear vows.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's no vows, there's no wedding. I heard her
Speaker 3: talk about renewing vows, but I never saw it. So
Speaker 3: it was so confused and what actually went down.
Speaker 2: There, maybe because I mean, they did them but there was.
Speaker 2: It wasn't standard vows. But oh I don't know.
Speaker 3: Okay, well good.
Speaker 4: Either way, crabby legs over, it's over.
Speaker 2: My favorite part that I can say is that even
Speaker 2: though Sonya and Luanne fight, you can tell they love
Speaker 2: each other.
Speaker 3: Yeah, for sure. I think they're funny. I think they're
Speaker 3: both entertaining. I think the show could have been cut
Speaker 3: to six episodes. Yeah, but if we were, it should
Speaker 3: be ten.
Speaker 2: If we were doing it, we should have twenty four
Speaker 2: and three reunions, yes, yes, And.
Speaker 3: It should be like a whole eight months on air.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: And we should get Rachel's full salary for one episode.
Speaker 3: I actually saw a familiar face on this episode. It
Speaker 3: was Richard Jay which I know him by Richard Alexander,
Speaker 3: Broadway producer and director, and he was at the Trace,
Speaker 3: a Mega's first show. We actually talked to him three
Speaker 3: or four years ago when this was a concept of
Speaker 3: doing this. He was interested in taking it on the show,
Speaker 3: like what he did for Luan. He has been in
Speaker 3: Broadway performer, don't. I don't know if he's an agent
Speaker 3: or exactly what he is.
Speaker 4: Well, he worked with Barbara streisand who Sonya looks like.
Speaker 4: I love that she goes.
Speaker 2: People have confused me for Barbara streisand I was like,
Speaker 2: she was so funny when she pulled out her vibrator
Speaker 2: to sing into it, I was, She's so people still
Speaker 2: have vibrators like that.
Speaker 4: That was like an old school big ass.
Speaker 3: I did a plug in.
Speaker 2: It was like one of those big pink ones that
Speaker 2: also looks like a massager, not like the little one.
Speaker 3: I didn't really didn't notice it happened.
Speaker 2: I didn't have a chord, but it seriously was like
Speaker 2: one of those like pounder ones.
Speaker 4: I was like this.
Speaker 3: I was like that that looked lacking hood.
Speaker 4: That was a major one.
Speaker 3: Okay, So people say she looks like Barbara streisand I'll
Speaker 3: tell you what people say I look like Sometimes I've
Speaker 3: gotten a Foo, Kelly Rippa, Kristin Chenowitt. And when I
Speaker 3: had the dark hair, people were saying I looked like
Speaker 3: Victoria Beckham, which I've heard that a lot of times.
Speaker 3: And then Miranda Wait, Miranda the country singer Miranda Lambert
Speaker 3: people have said that as well. So I will say
Speaker 3: that sometimes I will see Janny McCarthy's Instagram and think, at.
Speaker 4: You, we use the same face. App God, I.
Speaker 3: Was gonna say that that. I thought it'd be nice.
Speaker 4: I loved Jenny McCarthy. I used to get.
Speaker 2: The weird thing is when I was younger, I used
Speaker 2: to get her and Carmen Electra.
Speaker 4: But they were both even though they don't even look alike.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's weird.
Speaker 4: They were both hosts of Singled Out.
Speaker 3: I thought you said they're both host they're both Carls like.
Speaker 4: Me, we'd all hosts together.
Speaker 3: Oh now they're going around in the nineties.
Speaker 4: But I mean, we probably do have some crossover ladies.
Speaker 3: Who's your daddy, John Mellencamp.
Speaker 4: Oh my god?
Speaker 2: Then Luanne and Sonya sing their song dedicated to Bitton,
Speaker 2: but leu Anne, I mean, but Sonya had more words
Speaker 2: than Luyne.
Speaker 4: What took you know what?
Speaker 3: This took me back to? This took me back to
Speaker 3: doing the commercial for five or one, and Sonya was
Speaker 3: had no clue what she was singing or doing, and
Speaker 3: she literally made up her own words on the show.
Speaker 4: But what I was very impressed about, and I do
Speaker 4: agree with it.
Speaker 2: There's not even much more to recap on the show
Speaker 2: because we don't need to talk about all their performances.
Speaker 2: Right how when they left and all of the people
Speaker 2: have bit and were sitting there like just say goodbye
Speaker 2: as they fly from the private jet. Sonya, regardless of
Speaker 2: this was produced or not, she knew everybody's name.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and she.
Speaker 2: Went up and I had a personal story about them,
Speaker 2: and I was like, but I had to.
Speaker 3: Laugh when she said I made lifelong friends with so
Speaker 3: many people, and I'm like, you will never talk to
Speaker 3: any of these people again. Who are you fooling? It's
Speaker 3: not the.
Speaker 2: One lady in full glam is my favorite, the one
Speaker 2: that owns the like tea place.
Speaker 4: Oh gosh.
Speaker 3: Well, well, I will say that I was a little
Speaker 3: bit jealous because Luanne and Sonya got to read off
Speaker 3: cards when they sang their song. When we're doing the
Speaker 3: Trace Amigas, we have like four songs that we sing
Speaker 3: during this performance, and I suggested to Shannon, well, can't
Speaker 3: we just have like cards or the lyrics?
Speaker 4: Of course, not.
Speaker 3: No, no, not once, amgas, you can't.
Speaker 4: Did you did you think the cards being held up
Speaker 4: was a good look? No? It hit Tamra.
Speaker 3: No, all right, well we got a rip tequila on me.
Speaker 3: She'll give you head.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, that's what it said. Yes, and we
Speaker 4: if I was invited. I know the words, so uh,
Speaker 4: but we have to wrap it. We are running.
Speaker 3: That's what Vickey does when we do it. We pourse
Speaker 3: some tequila. In the back, there's a big screen and
Speaker 3: it shows her with a lollipop down her throat.
Speaker 4: What is in your hand? It looks like a knight.
Speaker 3: That's a nail file. It's the only thing I can
Speaker 3: find that looked like a penis.
Speaker 4: What penises are you having sex with? That's frightening.
Speaker 2: All right, Tamra, I will see you on Thursday in Sedona.
Speaker 4: Bye guys,