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Speaker 7: morning everybody. You are listening to the voice, come on
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Speaker 7: radio show. Man o man o man. I thank God
Speaker 7: for it. I thank God for all he's done for me,
Speaker 7: for all the little things that I oftentimes failed to
Speaker 7: thank him for that I take for granted for you know,
Speaker 7: I was talking the other day to a buddy of mine.
Speaker 7: We had gotten to this conversation about God and and
Speaker 7: in the conversation we had narrowed it down and we
Speaker 7: were talking about changing the way we are as people.
Speaker 7: You know that everybody has to change. You know, nothing
Speaker 7: stays the same. Everybody changes, and a lot of these
Speaker 7: changes can be for the good, and a lot of
Speaker 7: them are just they just with time. You know, sometimes
Speaker 7: it's aging that changes us. But no matter how old
Speaker 7: you get, you still have the ability to improve as
Speaker 7: a person. You may not have the footspeed you used
Speaker 7: to have. You may not be as agile as you
Speaker 7: used to be. Your energy level may not be what
Speaker 7: it used to be. Your desire to do some of
Speaker 7: the things that you used to do may be gone.
Speaker 5: The thing that.
Speaker 7: Doesn't have to change and will not change is you.
Speaker 7: You have the ability to continue to grow as a person,
Speaker 7: even when far the time and nature has taken its course.
Speaker 7: We were talking about everybody can change and everybody has the
Speaker 7: right to reinvent themselves as they get older, and I
Speaker 7: equated it to jumping out of an airplane. You know,
Speaker 7: there are some people man who get to a certain
Speaker 7: point in their life and they and they jump from
Speaker 7: the airplane is now almost a stunt of some kind.
Speaker 7: It's almost like they lifed and got out of control.
Speaker 7: You ever seen somebody jump out an airplane and the
Speaker 7: parachute don't open, and they life start and it seems
Speaker 7: like they start spinning and tumbling and they can't get
Speaker 7: it together. And I've seen some mid air rescues before.
Speaker 7: But then there are times when you know when it
Speaker 7: hasn't worked. You know, you jump out that airplane and
Speaker 7: at first it's fun. I've never scot dived before, but
Speaker 7: I would imagine when you first jump out of an
Speaker 7: airplane that they people describe it as a a sense
Speaker 7: of being free, and it's exhilarating when you first jump
Speaker 7: out the plane. But if you pull that cord and
Speaker 7: nothing happens. That never happened to me. But I can
Speaker 7: only imagine the panic that's got to set in because
Speaker 7: no matter how fun it was a moment ago, the
Speaker 7: flying over to one another, holding hands in the air,
Speaker 7: the breeze, the descent, the feeling of all of a sudden,
Speaker 7: if you reach for that cord and it's not there,
Speaker 7: you're suddenly spinning out of control. And that's what happens
Speaker 7: in a lot of people's lives. When you first start
Speaker 7: your life, you jump out the plane, You free, you young,
Speaker 7: you ain't got nothing to war about it. But then
Speaker 7: you get to a certain point in your life when
Speaker 7: you go, okay, I'm gonna pull the cord now. And
Speaker 7: pulling the cord is an important thing because here's the
Speaker 7: analogy my friend gave me. He said, man, use your
Speaker 7: mind like a parachute. It works better when it's open. Well,
Speaker 7: see what happens with a lot of people is they
Speaker 7: in life. They jump out the plane and they having
Speaker 7: this free fall and it's fun for now. But they
Speaker 7: get to a certain point in their life where they
Speaker 7: got themself in a situation, or they've had a little
Speaker 7: bit too much fun a little bit too long, or
Speaker 7: you know, they wasn't open to nothing and they just
Speaker 7: did what they wanted to do, or they started getting
Speaker 7: involved with drugs or drinking, or started running with the
Speaker 7: wrong people. See you jump out the plane. At first,
Speaker 7: you're free falling this fun, but then after a minute, man,
Speaker 7: something happens and they realize whoa and they reach for
Speaker 7: the cord, and the chord don't work.
Speaker 1: Well.
Speaker 7: Now you're in the panic stricken situation. And my suggestion
Speaker 7: that what I've learned from the analogy that my friends
Speaker 7: shared with me is that we all the sooner we
Speaker 7: can open our minds to God, the sooner we could
Speaker 7: develop that relationship with Him. It's like pulling the chord
Speaker 7: and opening a parachute. If you open up your mind
Speaker 7: to God, God is like a parachute. You know, God
Speaker 7: can slow your descent. God can turn this out of
Speaker 7: control freefall into a nice ride for you. See, that's
Speaker 7: what happened to me. I was spinning out of control.
Speaker 7: I had gotten myself into a point man where I
Speaker 7: wasn't doing real good. Oh, y'all would look at me
Speaker 7: and think, man, stevee man. Now I wasn't doing real good.
Speaker 7: I had spun out of control. I was in a
Speaker 7: free fall, and I reached for the chord, but I
Speaker 7: was so far away the chord didn't open. Then I
Speaker 7: went to him and I pulled the chord. When I
Speaker 7: went to God, I pulled the cord and open and
Speaker 7: he slowed my descent.
Speaker 1: And this is what I just believe.
Speaker 7: I don't believe now that I age as fast as
Speaker 7: I was aging, because I got that parachute open. Now,
Speaker 7: you know, I take better care of myself, eating, I
Speaker 7: work out more. Now you know I'm not out of control.
Speaker 7: I have a direction now that win. Then got up
Speaker 7: under that parachute a little bit, you know, And now
Speaker 7: I'm I'm going You know, I'm still getting older, you
Speaker 7: know so, but the descent is so slow. Now I'm
Speaker 7: able to enjoy the ride. I'm guiding my parachute over.
Speaker 7: Sometimes we go over to to a vacation spot over here,
Speaker 7: we float back over to it. But you know, I'm
Speaker 7: still getting old. I'm still going down. But the descent
Speaker 7: because I've opened my mind to God, the parachute has
Speaker 7: slowed my descent. And now I'm rocking back and forth.
Speaker 7: But I ain't spending out of control no more. You know,
Speaker 7: I'm able to enjoy the view now. You know, when
Speaker 7: you jump out that plane and you pull that cord
Speaker 7: and it don't work, you ain't looking at the view
Speaker 7: no more. You're thinking of only one thing. How can
Speaker 7: I slow this down? Well, now I'm able to enjoy
Speaker 7: the view. I'm able to see all the beautiful things
Speaker 7: on the horizon that God has for me. I'm able
Speaker 7: to see all the beautiful things around me that He's
Speaker 7: provided for me over these years. Because I've slowed my descent.
Speaker 7: I use my mind like a parachute. It works better
Speaker 7: when it's open. Open your mind to God, and so
Speaker 7: you can see the view, so you can slow the descent,
Speaker 7: so you can stop the out of control free fall
Speaker 7: that you've been on. That you can get your life
Speaker 7: together and see everything out on the horizon that God
Speaker 7: has for you. You know, It turned out to be
Speaker 7: a very true statement your mind. If you use it
Speaker 7: like a parachute, it works better when it's open.
Speaker 1: Y'alling show.
Speaker 5: Wake up, wake up, wake up, rising shine. This is
Speaker 5: Steve Harvey Morning Show. That's right. This is the voice
Speaker 5: of the nephew. Nephew tied me holding it down. Wake up,
Speaker 5: wake up. This is a celebration week for yours, truly.
Speaker 5: This is the celebration week for yours truly.
Speaker 1: All right.
Speaker 5: So I'm waking up with that kind of excitement, that
Speaker 5: kind of love. Ah, that just that, that feeling, that feeling.
Speaker 5: All right, Thursday is one year cancer free, one year
Speaker 5: cancer free. I will be ringing the bell on Thursday.
Speaker 5: You don't understand what I'm talking about. What I said,
Speaker 5: MD Anderson Hospital, Houston, Texas. The nephew gets to ring
Speaker 5: the bell on Thursday moment. So I'm gonna be celebrating
Speaker 5: all week long, probably all year long, but but right
Speaker 5: now I'm in the week of So welcome to the
Speaker 5: Steve Harvey Morning Show, and welcome to the celebration. And
Speaker 5: everybody is here. Shirley Sprout, Barry Mississippi, Monica, Call of
Speaker 5: Farrell and the One and Only Kill junior boys space.
Speaker 5: Uncle Steve is out and we're gonna hold it down
Speaker 5: while how about that everybody good.
Speaker 1: That would break relations?
Speaker 2: That the bell on Thursday?
Speaker 4: M D M.
Speaker 8: Yes you are serious this week?
Speaker 5: Yes, okay, yeah, they're gonna have to watch me. I
Speaker 5: want to steal the whole bell, ringing every day, ringing
Speaker 5: everythinging it all all the way back home. What is
Speaker 5: he doing with that bell.
Speaker 2: Like everything, ring his bell?
Speaker 1: At this time last year, we were we were praying.
Speaker 9: Jesus were deep still are but I'm just saying there,
Speaker 9: yeah and Tommy, everybody else out there that is cancer free,
Speaker 9: survive us.
Speaker 2: We're ringing the bell for them too.
Speaker 5: This week, were ringing the bell for them. If you
Speaker 5: if you can't ring a bell, blow your home, do
Speaker 5: what you can do. Put some pots together, yes yeah.
Speaker 8: Or if you ring that liberty bill right on, climb
Speaker 8: all the way up there.
Speaker 2: All your music bill you're bringing, you're playing bell, b
Speaker 2: of de vote, just bail.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 5: So this is a celebrated celebration week, Man celebration week.
Speaker 5: I am grateful, I'm humble, I'm thankful and blessed.
Speaker 10: Lord today you've changed, right, you have changed. I'm just
Speaker 10: trying to find because you're still holding grudge because you
Speaker 10: know before you would hold grudgy, wouldn't let stuff go
Speaker 10: real grudgy.
Speaker 1: With it.
Speaker 5: You know what. I quit looking at it like that.
Speaker 5: But but I hold people accountable though I do hold
Speaker 5: you accountable.
Speaker 2: No, I mean he ain't changed your I say that.
Speaker 1: I say that.
Speaker 5: I said I whole people account of.
Speaker 2: Now you cantl free and still holding grudges, I'm.
Speaker 5: Not now, Well, let me just put it this way.
Speaker 1: Okay, another question.
Speaker 5: I will whoop your hands if you start something.
Speaker 10: I'm just saying I will change you just answered my
Speaker 10: question because you know you were the hot head on
Speaker 10: the show.
Speaker 1: You were the hot head.
Speaker 2: You're ringing bells and Dan you ready to fight, like ready,
Speaker 2: like it's a boxing match.
Speaker 11: Ready.
Speaker 10: See, we need to do some more praying. We need
Speaker 10: to do some more praying. Congratulations nephew cancer free one year.
Speaker 10: Coming up in thirty two minutes after the hour, we
Speaker 10: will hear from the nephew as he runs that prank
Speaker 10: back right after this.
Speaker 2: I got that hot.
Speaker 10: You're listening Hardy Morning show. It is time now for
Speaker 10: the nephew to run that prank back. What you got
Speaker 10: for his nest.
Speaker 5: Your trash stinks the way we do it. If it's
Speaker 5: a too if it's too much, you need to get
Speaker 5: you some clonoxs and go out there and spread it up,
Speaker 5: pull it all in there.
Speaker 12: Hello.
Speaker 11: Hello, Hey, I'm trying to uh, I'm trying to read swerve. Yeah,
Speaker 11: this is me. Hey, how you doing?
Speaker 5: Man?
Speaker 11: I'm wanting I'm one of your neighbors, but i'm I'm
Speaker 11: I'm one street over from you. You over the off
Speaker 11: uh you River drive? Yeah, that's right? Who is this rico?
Speaker 4: Man?
Speaker 11: How you doing? I'm one of your neighbors on the
Speaker 11: next street. Oh, how you doing?
Speaker 13: Okay, I'm doing good.
Speaker 4: But how how you get my number?
Speaker 11: One of the neighbors on your block gave me the number. Man.
Speaker 11: We was we were having a little situation. Wanted to
Speaker 11: reach out to you, uh, some stuff going on in
Speaker 11: the neighborhood, man, and wanted to try to make you
Speaker 11: aware of it.
Speaker 14: Well, what what's going on?
Speaker 11: Uh? It seemed like, well, you know, the trash man
Speaker 11: run on on Tuesday, okay and Saturday right now. The
Speaker 11: problem is that that that that a lot of people,
Speaker 11: I guess since the holiday just passed, you know, a
Speaker 11: lot of people got this stuff out on the on
Speaker 11: the curve already.
Speaker 12: Right right now.
Speaker 11: The trolling me is that that that they're saying, man,
Speaker 11: is that your trash is actually really really foul and
Speaker 11: smelling and smelling pretty bad. And we wanted to call you,
Speaker 11: man and see if you do hold on, hold on,
Speaker 11: hold on, hold.
Speaker 14: On, you calling me because you smell my trash?
Speaker 11: Well yeah, they say, yours is the one that's really thinking, man,
Speaker 11: And if you could actually maybe put it in, put
Speaker 11: it back in the in the in the garage until tuesday.
Speaker 12: You know, no trash and no garage.
Speaker 14: That's why I put it outside.
Speaker 13: I didn't have enough room in the garage.
Speaker 11: Okay, well see that?
Speaker 14: And who is everybody saying my trashast?
Speaker 11: Hey? Listen, I'm not saying. You know what I want
Speaker 11: to tell you.
Speaker 14: If everybody in the hood gotta fire with my trash,
Speaker 14: take you tell them because.
Speaker 11: Okay, what what what?
Speaker 4: What?
Speaker 11: We we we discussed that too, But listen, listen, we
Speaker 11: don't want no trouble.
Speaker 5: Man.
Speaker 11: If we could just get you to put your trash
Speaker 11: back in, I'm.
Speaker 14: Not moving no trash. I paid rent over here.
Speaker 11: My brothers. Hey, we're not gonna go back, and I'm
Speaker 11: not gonna go back.
Speaker 14: Tell you what you're gonna do. I'm telling you what
Speaker 14: I pay rent that don't tell me to just over here.
Speaker 11: Okay, Well listen, man, aren't you concerned that your trash
Speaker 11: is thinking and reaking through the whole neighborhood.
Speaker 14: I don't give a damn. If who smelled my chances
Speaker 14: they got a problem with it, tell them come take
Speaker 14: it out still then and say it out there.
Speaker 11: Okay, whether that's the problem, the problem is is that
Speaker 11: you took it out, and you took it out too early.
Speaker 11: You should out till Tuesday morning and tuesday.
Speaker 14: Money find it. If I put it out there and
Speaker 14: say it out yesterday, come get it.
Speaker 11: I'm not gonna go back and forth with you, man. Okay,
Speaker 11: damn what you gonna do?
Speaker 14: If you ain't gonna call me telling me take my chance?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I say, n over here?
Speaker 14: Okay, Well, how is everybody smelling my trash?
Speaker 4: Out?
Speaker 11: Of everybody on the see, I don't know from my understanding.
Speaker 11: It's just a couple of holes in it. There's some
Speaker 11: food or something must have got out. I don't know
Speaker 11: if if one of the roads or dog got in it,
Speaker 11: or what the case may be, but you know we
Speaker 11: need to try to get your trash in the backyard.
Speaker 14: My trash ain't going no damn well, and how come
Speaker 14: you the one your fus of this? How come my
Speaker 14: next neighbor ain't called? How come yo around the corner
Speaker 14: and you call? Who'll put you up to this?
Speaker 11: What if everybody's smelling it? I was just fortunate enough
Speaker 11: to get your phone number. I said, well, look, I
Speaker 11: just gone and call it.
Speaker 1: My I'll tell you this.
Speaker 13: You and hey, you my phone number.
Speaker 14: Don't take it out still then it ain't going nowhere?
Speaker 11: Say just swerve. This week we designed on the case
Speaker 11: we got to this situation with you. I put that
Speaker 11: I'll just come over there and put the trash in
Speaker 11: your backyard, and just tuesday morning and Tuesday morning, I'll
Speaker 11: come back over there and take it out that way,
Speaker 11: all the smell of being in your backyard in the
Speaker 11: you say, you go, what, I'm gonna come over there
Speaker 11: and put the trash in your backyard. So the so
Speaker 11: the smell that falcon, I mean, that's that. Let me
Speaker 11: tell Let me take you this.
Speaker 14: Say, if you come over here, you might well call Ponice.
Speaker 14: That's who you gonna need you come over here. Bring
Speaker 14: all they had a problem saying my trash team to
Speaker 14: come over here and take it out.
Speaker 11: You're trying to you're trying to act like it don't smell, man,
Speaker 11: I don't give them.
Speaker 14: If it's smell, I'll tell you what I do. I'll
Speaker 14: go out to pull slow myself.
Speaker 4: That where that where it happened.
Speaker 11: Got to look at Okay, But see, that's not what
Speaker 11: the people in the neighborhood want. We want you to say.
Speaker 13: Don't give a damn what they want.
Speaker 14: I'm telling you what I'm gonna do. And how do
Speaker 14: did you get my phone?
Speaker 13: I'm any down.
Speaker 11: I already told you, man, I got your number from
Speaker 11: one of the neighbors on your street that said they
Speaker 11: don't want to gell to the.
Speaker 14: Left, one to the right, Tell me which one?
Speaker 11: Listen, listen, listen, Sweve. Won't you get to the meet
Speaker 11: of the problem. The problem is your trash think.
Speaker 14: Don't How is my change? How the hell y'all pitpoint
Speaker 14: my changs out of everybody else chads on the block,
Speaker 14: And how in the hell you small man?
Speaker 11: I don't know, man, I don't know one of it.
Speaker 11: I don't know if you're trans busted open or what
Speaker 11: the deal is for everybody's saying everybody's saying it swerve
Speaker 11: trans that's that's think.
Speaker 14: That's too much chance for me to be going through.
Speaker 14: Try and see what it's dye fast change out there
Speaker 14: and it's gonna stay out there. I still ain't come
Speaker 14: get it, and you ain't coming over there.
Speaker 11: Okay, Now see that's where you're wrong ming over there.
Speaker 11: I'm coming over there and I'm gonna take that trance
Speaker 11: and put it in the backyard till too. Now you're
Speaker 11: gonna try to get it my waddy whatever, but I
Speaker 11: got to go on. Hit your chands in the back.
Speaker 12: I tell you what, bring you over here right now.
Speaker 4: I'll put on my shoes.
Speaker 14: I'm standing on the ports right now. Bring fight a corse,
Speaker 14: Come on.
Speaker 12: Whatever you rico.
Speaker 11: I'll reco one street over and I'm smelling your nash trash.
Speaker 13: Man, take no change out, make smell.
Speaker 14: But you ain't saying to come take it out.
Speaker 11: I'm fit you there a listen slur. I'm gonna say
Speaker 11: this word, man, I call him like name. Excuse me,
Speaker 11: t call him like.
Speaker 14: That whoul the hair solds you called me.
Speaker 11: Swear I'll call me by that name. Okay, well that's
Speaker 11: what they call you. What's wrong, me called? What's wrong?
Speaker 11: Me called?
Speaker 12: You're on comedy the name?
Speaker 14: Now you saying my chat thing? Come over here and
Speaker 14: take the chance out.
Speaker 11: Hey man, I ain't I ain't nobody sitting there scatter
Speaker 11: you swim. I'm trying to get. I'm having to get
Speaker 11: the name.
Speaker 13: You're not.
Speaker 12: Just tell you top caught of my name and swear.
Speaker 12: Come over here.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna show you what I'm gonna do.
Speaker 11: Okay, way, and then it is what it is bytom Man.
Speaker 11: I'm on my way over there to move that damn trash.
Speaker 14: Come on, come over here, come over here moving.
Speaker 12: I'm on the port right now.
Speaker 11: Come on over there, meet me about a nas take
Speaker 11: it trash you got.
Speaker 14: I'm standing right next doing that.
Speaker 11: Okay, Well, I tell you what. I'm on my way now.
Speaker 11: And guess what I'm gonna do when I get over that.
Speaker 13: You ain't gonna do you're gonna do.
Speaker 11: I'm gonna tell you my damn name when I get
Speaker 11: over there. My name is nephew Timmy from the Steve
Speaker 11: Harvey Morning Show. You just got pranked by your cousin
Speaker 11: au Reese.
Speaker 13: Oh man, hey man, I gotta ask you something, dog,
Speaker 13: what is what is the baddest and I mean the
Speaker 13: baddest radio show in the land?
Speaker 1: All right, thinking of you?
Speaker 5: I can it?
Speaker 1: Coming up next?
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Speaker 10: extended until December. Get your tickets. That is all at
Speaker 10: the top of the hour. But right now it is time.
Speaker 1: Together and everything.
Speaker 2: This has been added to the show.
Speaker 10: It's time now to ask the Riddelow and Junior. Here
Speaker 10: we go, you guys. Lynn and Tuscaloosa says, I'm dating
Speaker 10: a married man and he moved in with me because
Speaker 10: I thought his divorce was final. I called his wife
Speaker 10: and she said she'd never divorce him. But she doesn't
Speaker 10: want him. If he really loves me, why won't he
Speaker 10: force her to sign the divorce papers.
Speaker 5: Now he doing the best he can. Nice, she don't
Speaker 5: want him, and he over there with you. Now he
Speaker 5: doing the best he can. All right, it's hard to
Speaker 5: get this divorced. She's not she's not gonna do it.
Speaker 5: But she don't want him either. She done told you that.
Speaker 5: Now he giving you all he got, the best he got.
Speaker 5: And you now you up in here complaining. You know, yeah,
Speaker 5: he giving you the best he got. And now you're
Speaker 5: still sitting up in here complaining. Here you didn't talk
Speaker 5: to the woman. She don't want him, okay, he said.
Speaker 5: And if he just can't make us sign no papers
Speaker 5: and getting on the boards, so he comes over to
Speaker 5: you and has a great time with you. But that
Speaker 5: little piece of papers just it's in your way. Why
Speaker 5: why is that?
Speaker 1: Come on, now, give you all he can get married.
Speaker 5: He given all he can give.
Speaker 1: Well he needs to get some more.
Speaker 2: Yeah, whatever, This is what you call small time drama.
Speaker 2: You know, this small town drama right here. She's not
Speaker 2: going nowhere, told you that she's not. She's not divorcing it,
Speaker 2: so why is you'll upset?
Speaker 1: And she's just doing it out of spite the white.
Speaker 2: It don't even matter. Of course, everybody get him what
Speaker 2: they won't have to deal. It's just gonna be crazy
Speaker 2: when y'all see each other at the grocery store. That's
Speaker 2: why y'all all over the prodiu section. You know it
Speaker 2: is lean, and then they go they go Sylvia right there,
Speaker 2: and then his hair over there by the grapes. Everybody
Speaker 2: finna be mad now, not getting what you want? Small
Speaker 2: town dramas.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, moving on.
Speaker 2: When you gonna sign the papers, it's gonna be a
Speaker 2: regular question when you're.
Speaker 1: Gonna say never. But I don't want to.
Speaker 5: Church.
Speaker 10: I'm not changing nothing, all right, Cashet and Detroit.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 10: My husband's five year old son from a previous relationship
Speaker 10: is living with us.
Speaker 1: He repeats everything he hears.
Speaker 10: And when I was on the phone the other day,
Speaker 10: I told him to get out of my face. My
Speaker 10: husband said I was too harsh. Is it not called discipline?
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's the that's how that's how they used to
Speaker 5: do it. I think my granddad and my grandma just
Speaker 5: you're quick, quick, quit looking in my mouth while I'm talking.
Speaker 5: You know you're not gonna be in my mouth while
Speaker 5: I'm talking. So yeah, yeah, he just he just ain't
Speaker 5: had no no hard discipline before, so he need to
Speaker 5: take Daddy needs to back up a little bit and
Speaker 5: let him take that little this. But you're gonna get
Speaker 5: out of my mouth while I'm on here talking to Laverne. Though,
Speaker 5: while I'm talking to Laverne, you're gonna get out of
Speaker 5: my mind. But I mean that because I'm talking about
Speaker 5: your damn daddy. So get on my mind.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be a problem.
Speaker 2: That's not I disagree. Uh, threats without action are just bluffs. See,
Speaker 2: get out my face. You have to have some behind that.
Speaker 2: What get out my face in a choking get I don't.
Speaker 2: My mama didn't give it that if I was five,
Speaker 2: to get out of my face. That gets a different
Speaker 2: reaction when you can't, when you can't breathe, When a
Speaker 2: leaves a five year old, they understand life is precious. Yeah,
Speaker 2: life is get out my face. Yeah. Then you can
Speaker 2: just do the statement after that. You don't even need
Speaker 2: the action, Just do the statement.
Speaker 5: Yeah, just a one quick second show, just a knife,
Speaker 5: quick choke.
Speaker 10: Just conversation was fun though it was interesting, It was interesting, but.
Speaker 5: But you couldn't be You couldn't let him know you
Speaker 5: were there. You had to.
Speaker 1: Hide a little bit.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you know you had to hide. You had you
Speaker 5: have to get behind something so you can hear him talk.
Speaker 5: But you can't just.
Speaker 1: Get right up in there right right. Yeah, he's too obvious.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he just in there looking and blinking and listen,
Speaker 2: you can't.
Speaker 1: Do all that she did?
Speaker 5: What say?
Speaker 11: What?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 10: Moving on to Fatima in East Point uh Fatima says,
Speaker 10: I caught my boyfriend cheating for the third time, and
Speaker 10: he broke down and cried and asked me to marry him.
Speaker 10: I shocked and want the proposal to be sincere, but
Speaker 10: I can't help but think he.
Speaker 1: Only did it so I wouldn't leave him. What do
Speaker 1: you think.
Speaker 12: Now?
Speaker 5: Was he button naked when you called him? Because that's
Speaker 5: a great time to ask somebody to marry And that's
Speaker 5: a great time, you know now. I don't see nothing
Speaker 5: most sincere than that. Here I am button naked. This
Speaker 5: is all I got. I got this, and you, baby,
Speaker 5: don't worry about how over there. That's just something I'm
Speaker 5: going through. I'm gonna get out of it that, I'm
Speaker 5: gonna get past that. But this by me and you
Speaker 5: right now? Now?
Speaker 1: What more than you want.
Speaker 5: Well, you can't get on too, car, you can't get
Speaker 5: on two sitting there naked now, one kneedles and nothing.
Speaker 5: My baby, Just look me in my eyes and quit
Speaker 5: worrying abody everybody else that's in this room.
Speaker 1: That's all.
Speaker 5: It's all that this bout me and you. Okay, just
Speaker 5: about the least week. Yes, I know you caught me
Speaker 5: like this before. I know that. That's not what I'm
Speaker 5: talking about right now, Okay, my third time? What I do?
Speaker 5: On the third time, I asked you the man this means.
Speaker 11: No.
Speaker 2: I mean you know, he got caught cheating three times,
Speaker 2: three times, and he didn't ask you to marry you.
Speaker 2: On the third time, he said, what do we think?
Speaker 2: But we want to know did you say yes or no?
Speaker 2: She didn't say yeah, Well we need to know he
Speaker 2: got caught cheating three times. Yeah, and then he asked
Speaker 2: you to marry him. This brother here is going down
Speaker 2: in the hall of fame. No man I've ever met
Speaker 2: have got caught three times cheating and got asked somebody naked,
Speaker 2: will you marry me? This is this is impressive.
Speaker 1: What did you say?
Speaker 11: Though?
Speaker 5: On the third time, he gives her a price.
Speaker 2: I'm so glad you called me cheating hit a ring.
Speaker 8: My goodness, that's not the Paris, she shet it.
Speaker 1: But if you didn't know which one do you want?
Speaker 2: Do you want want or not?
Speaker 1: She wants a sincere proposal, that's what she said.
Speaker 5: Butt naked proposal.
Speaker 8: My side, chicken in the bed, you man catch us?
Speaker 2: Do you want to marry me or nut?
Speaker 11: Oh?
Speaker 2: Cry to regat? Do you want to marry me or not? Gwinnol,
Speaker 2: get out my face? Do you want us to be together?
Speaker 11: No?
Speaker 2: Forget Kesha laying up there. It's by me and you.
Speaker 2: She did me today. Look at me, Look at me,
Speaker 2: look at me. This is just I'm naked.
Speaker 1: And afraid. All right, we'll try to get to this one.
Speaker 10: President Gary says, my dad called my girl's phone and
Speaker 10: she answered and told him I was in the car.
Speaker 10: He said he was trying to reach me. I didn't
Speaker 10: know he had her number, and she said she didn't either.
Speaker 10: Are they lying to me? Should I press them for
Speaker 10: more info? Or let it go?
Speaker 5: I would say, God, dig a little deep into this,
Speaker 5: press the issue a little bit more. You're gonna have
Speaker 5: to do a little bit of c I on this. Okay,
Speaker 5: just find out exactly what's going on. You got to
Speaker 5: do a little bit more more checking and trying to
Speaker 5: figure we I don't know what Daddy in in any
Speaker 5: damn way, but that's that's all.
Speaker 1: I can take.
Speaker 10: Coming up next entertainment news right after this look.
Speaker 1: At me, You're listening morning show.
Speaker 10: Hurricane Hillary was downgraded to a tropical storm, but only
Speaker 10: after it caused major flooding in southern California. Unrelated to
Speaker 10: the hurricane, there was also a five point one magnitude
Speaker 10: earthquake that shook southern California on Sunday afternoon. News outlets
Speaker 10: referred to it as a get this term, hurry quake.
Speaker 10: That's a hurricane and an earthquake combo, wow going on
Speaker 10: at one time. That's yeah, that's been several a whole
Speaker 10: lot of earthquakes, but never never a hurricane, and of
Speaker 10: course never a hurriquake.
Speaker 5: And we've been in a whole lot of hurricane.
Speaker 10: Yeah you guys from Texas. Yes, yeah, earthquake like hurry
Speaker 10: up quake.
Speaker 2: Luckily, good news.
Speaker 10: The good news is no major damage or injuries were
Speaker 10: reported from the earthquake. Now, there are two active storms
Speaker 10: out there right now. Emily is expected to become post
Speaker 10: tropical far out into the Atlantic, and Franklin is coming
Speaker 10: with more force and it is forecast to be a hurricane.
Speaker 10: We'll keep you informed and we'll keep an eye on
Speaker 10: Emily and Franklin.
Speaker 1: Let you know what's going on. Well that's news. Wow.
Speaker 8: Yeah, our show is out of lady. Their family was safe.
Speaker 8: My family was safe. I have a lot of family,
Speaker 8: so yeah, yeah, family and friends were safe.
Speaker 1: So that's that is good news.
Speaker 5: But go ahead, you and our prayers. I can handle.
Speaker 5: I can handle that hurricane. But you can't tell me.
Speaker 5: At the same time. The ground moving too. That's a
Speaker 5: lot going on.
Speaker 8: The water coming, water coming down.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they had to think that this the rapture.
Speaker 8: The rapture's coming. Yeah, for sure, for sure, be prepared.
Speaker 8: It is hurricane season, you know. Late August is busy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and it's been a minute since they've had an earthquake.
Speaker 5: So make up the cobo makeout, Okay.
Speaker 2: I think so, I think everything.
Speaker 11: You know.
Speaker 8: Palm Springs got hit northern hard, got hit hard with
Speaker 8: a lot of war.
Speaker 1: I did see that on the news.
Speaker 10: Moving on to entertainment news, Rihanna and asap Rocky welcome
Speaker 10: their second child.
Speaker 1: It's another baby boy.
Speaker 10: They welcomed the baby boy earlier this month, August third.
Speaker 10: That's according to TMZ, and sources close to the happy
Speaker 10: parents revealed that the baby's name also starts with an R.
Speaker 10: Of course, you know his baby brother, his big brother.
Speaker 10: I should say Rizza. Uh starts with an R. So
Speaker 10: we got to say congratulations to Reave.
Speaker 5: So that's Richie, Richie Rizza and I live Richie something.
Speaker 10: Else re read Rocky Riza, the r family and Renard.
Speaker 2: Yeah, why are we in ray rack?
Speaker 13: Yes?
Speaker 1: Why why are.
Speaker 2: We celebrating these rich babies that's going and never understands struggle?
Speaker 2: Why we sell?
Speaker 5: What about?
Speaker 7: Why?
Speaker 2: What about Latania baby that's just born today? What about
Speaker 2: that baby baby born with a Bentley while we born?
Speaker 2: Why are we celebrating this baby?
Speaker 5: Oh you want to do what baby's born with with
Speaker 5: with the hynda, I mean what you want to do?
Speaker 2: I just I mean, I mean, I mean, I I
Speaker 2: appreciate this, I mean I really do celebrate them.
Speaker 1: But the baby rich rich babies need love to move.
Speaker 2: From who this baby never talked to us? So baby
Speaker 2: ain't never got this? This baby, this baby.
Speaker 15: Mama on fenty Come on, now yeah, yeah, yeah, okay,
Speaker 15: het that a sad rocket platinum Martis, but for Tama,
Speaker 15: for Tama baby, but your baby Lakeisha baby.
Speaker 2: Uh huh, come on carrying baby as your body. Baby
Speaker 2: need love too. We ain't said nothing about that baby
Speaker 2: the birthday night.
Speaker 5: We'll let you take that. On celebration.
Speaker 2: I'm start doing every time y'all celebrate a baby that's rich.
Speaker 2: I'm i'ma bringing somebody that I know that's that's got
Speaker 2: a baby, and we're gonna start doing that on this show,
Speaker 2: because y'all don't ignore these other people everything baby born.
Speaker 2: Every day we saw about congratulations reread, well, what about
Speaker 2: the time your baby siting no kid at Southeast Methodists?
Speaker 2: That baby need love too. Baby got a Bentley, baby
Speaker 2: got a chauffeur.
Speaker 1: Already all right? You done with your rant, Junior, I
Speaker 1: get you.
Speaker 2: I see we got gourmet breast milk.
Speaker 5: Come on, now, that's good eating.
Speaker 1: Though, that's good.
Speaker 5: That's good eating right now on.
Speaker 2: You got basil in your breast milk?
Speaker 1: Bathel Oh my, some more great news.
Speaker 10: Nearly a month after Bronnie James cardiac arrest, he was
Speaker 10: spotted at a Dodgers game over the weekend with his dad, Lebron,
Speaker 10: his brother Bryce to witness the Dodgers beat the Marlins.
Speaker 10: It was Lebron's Bobblehead night and the fans got a
Speaker 10: free Lebron bobblehead.
Speaker 1: But Lebron took home the biggest gift of all.
Speaker 10: It was one hundred thousand dollars that was in check
Speaker 10: form for his Lebron James Family Foundation. Bronnie looks to
Speaker 10: be the that's really great, and Bronni looks to be
Speaker 10: the picture of health.
Speaker 1: We're very glad to see that. Yeah, so he.
Speaker 5: Swich schools, didn't he?
Speaker 6: Do you?
Speaker 2: I heard?
Speaker 5: I don't know why I heard he Swiss schools. I
Speaker 5: could be wrong.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we just wanted to get well, that's all.
Speaker 5: Well, that's the that's the key. And were celebrating. Baby,
Speaker 5: we're celebrating being well today. You wouldn't stand that this
Speaker 5: is Wellness Week? Oh oh did you hear me? Do
Speaker 5: them ws? Wellness Week? Did it again?
Speaker 1: Let me do it?
Speaker 5: Wellness week? What?
Speaker 4: What?
Speaker 5: Well?
Speaker 1: This week? Baby? All right?
Speaker 5: We ain't stopping that celebration.
Speaker 10: Absolutely not. Absolutely. Now we're so happy for you made
Speaker 10: it through. God brought you on through. Finally we got
Speaker 10: to get to this, Carl, I think this is just
Speaker 10: great news for us.
Speaker 1: I think this is just for us.
Speaker 10: Usher's Las Vegas residency has been officially extended.
Speaker 1: You know how we feel about Ersha Baby.
Speaker 10: It's like it's like he's doing it just for us,
Speaker 10: right right. Usher announced that twelve more dates for his
Speaker 10: Vegas show have been added and it will now end
Speaker 10: in December instead of October. Tickets for the final shows
Speaker 10: go on sale Friday, and.
Speaker 5: Kiki gonna be at all twelve them. Yeah weah heigy.
Speaker 1: I heard your boyfriend was looking for me, all right?
Speaker 10: Coming up in twenty minutes after the hour, Donald Trump
Speaker 10: is supposed to turn himself in tomorrow to the Fulton
Speaker 10: County Sheriff's office.
Speaker 1: Right after this you're listening the Hardy Morning Show.
Speaker 10: Donald Trump wrote on truth Social quote, I'll be going
Speaker 10: to Atlanta, Georgia on Thursday to be arrested in all caps.
Speaker 10: If he does in fact turn himself into the Fulton
Speaker 10: County jail tomorrow, his bond is has been said at
Speaker 10: two hundred thousand dollars.
Speaker 1: According to his bond order.
Speaker 10: He agreed to that bond amount on charges that include racketeering,
Speaker 10: criminal conspiracy, criminal solicitation, filing false documents, and making false statements.
Speaker 10: The order also states that Trump agreed not to make
Speaker 10: any threats, including on social media, to any co defendants
Speaker 10: or anyone else involved with this case. Trump will be
Speaker 10: booked into the notorious Rice Street Jail in Fulton County, Georgia,
Speaker 10: and the jail is expected to shut down access when
Speaker 10: he arrives. The Fulton County Sheriff said Trump should expect
Speaker 10: to be treated like anyone else.
Speaker 1: Are you okay?
Speaker 5: Yeah? We rolling We rolling them fingers, baby, were rolling
Speaker 5: them fangles. You're gonna turn left, then you're gonna turn right,
Speaker 5: and you gonna hold this number. We're not treating you
Speaker 5: no different. You coming here just like everybody else. Thank everybody.
Speaker 5: Just do this for me time because you a great actor.
Speaker 5: Time you can pull this off. Donald Trump coming into
Speaker 5: the Fulton County Jail. Can you be the one who
Speaker 5: is arresting here with that? Sounded like when he coming
Speaker 5: up pulling County jail. I need you to turn around,
Speaker 5: face your face the wall. Please put your hand behind
Speaker 5: your back. Put your hands behind your back. I do
Speaker 5: not care who you are. Certain hands behind your back.
Speaker 5: Thank you, Thank you, lock it up, lock it up,
Speaker 5: all right, all right, all right, you will stay on
Speaker 5: the yellow line, and you will walk the yellow line
Speaker 5: until we get to the next place. You will hear
Speaker 5: my boys, and anyway I tell you to go, that
Speaker 5: is where you will go. Do not eyeball me, boy,
Speaker 5: I mean that what. You walk this yellow line until
Speaker 5: we get to the turn. When we get to the turn,
Speaker 5: I will tell you to make the turn. Don't you talk,
Speaker 5: don't you look at me? All right, right, move forward,
Speaker 5: let's go, let's go. All right, this section right here,
Speaker 5: shoes off, baby, shoes off, in socks off, blipflops are
Speaker 5: on the way. Thank you, thank you? Yeah, oh yeah,
Speaker 5: he gonna get to the pin. I ain't gonna get
Speaker 5: to the past call because I got to them pants.
Speaker 1: It had been hard on him.
Speaker 2: Ain't gonna have some problems tomorrow they.
Speaker 5: Get to them past. All right, you need to drop
Speaker 5: the pass and drop everything around your waist, bend over
Speaker 5: your toes. You want to make sure you're not bringing
Speaker 5: nothing in here for the United States of America. What
Speaker 5: do you doll like a lot of McDonald's in here
Speaker 5: right now? It smell like a lot of McDonald's.
Speaker 10: And We'll see how this plays out tomorrow, as Trump
Speaker 10: is expected to turn himself into the Fulton County Sheriff's office.
Speaker 10: Do you really think he's gonna go You think he's
Speaker 10: gonna turn himself in?
Speaker 12: Yes?
Speaker 1: Yes.
Speaker 5: What you don't want is us looking for That's what
Speaker 5: you don't want. I got a war.
Speaker 10: He's on the run from justice.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, guys, done it? Yeah? All right?
Speaker 10: Well, coming up next, Glorilla says, there's an age limit
Speaker 10: to toxic behavior. There's an age limit. All right, we'll
Speaker 10: see what she's talking about. Right after this, you're.
Speaker 1: Listening Hard Morning show.
Speaker 10: On the Shade Room wrapper, Glorilla had a message for
Speaker 10: people in their twenties. She called it the toxic twenties,
Speaker 10: and she said this is the only time that you
Speaker 10: can get to be a toxic in life. She said,
Speaker 10: to live your toxic twenties and enjoy them, because when
Speaker 10: you're in your thirties, you're too old to still be
Speaker 10: slashing tires and you know, doing all the stupid things
Speaker 10: that you might do when you're young. So I got
Speaker 10: to ask you, guys, come on, Tommy Junior, what's the
Speaker 10: mot doble thing? The craziest thing you did in your
Speaker 10: in your toxic twenties, and if you would go back,
Speaker 10: if you could go back, but you do it again, twins.
Speaker 1: I ain't going back to that.
Speaker 5: No, I refuse to go back to the twenties.
Speaker 2: We made it out of there, live this whole world? Wow,
Speaker 2: what what is? But I should have pushed that girl
Speaker 2: out the house five minutes early the next show.
Speaker 1: What happened?
Speaker 2: Now, If she's left five minutes early, it's like she's
Speaker 2: supposed to. There would not have been that standoff in
Speaker 2: my house. It's hard bring two women up that love
Speaker 2: you in your twenties. I told one she she needs
Speaker 2: to go. Yeah, my timing was way off cars because
Speaker 2: she should have been gone five minutes for soon as
Speaker 2: they got that they saw each other at the dope man,
Speaker 2: it's asked me attractive to see too. Yeah, I could
Speaker 2: have waited too close. They actually was singing on my
Speaker 2: behave for me. I never had that. That was toxic
Speaker 2: to think that was love.
Speaker 1: No, No, that was stupid and I.
Speaker 2: Tried to break it up.
Speaker 12: It was.
Speaker 2: But when you twenty, you think it's love. Swang girl,
Speaker 2: swang sang.
Speaker 1: This is for me. I shouldn't just I have nothing
Speaker 1: see right there.
Speaker 10: But we did bring up slashing tires.
Speaker 1: You're talking legitly.
Speaker 5: What did you do with that?
Speaker 1: What is that knife?
Speaker 5: I called it that you used to cut them ties with?
Speaker 5: But but where is it though? Is it? Is it
Speaker 5: in the junk drawing? Where is what? What draws it in?
Speaker 2: Well?
Speaker 8: I have a knife if that's what you're asking. That
Speaker 8: probably has knives in their kitchen.
Speaker 5: All we ain't talking about that. Peanut butter and jet knife.
Speaker 5: Ain't talking about that. We ain't talking about that.
Speaker 2: I got a draw full of knives. Move along here.
Speaker 10: There's nothing would you do for love in your toxic twenties? Toxic, toxic,
Speaker 10: something toxic that you did.
Speaker 5: This is me and me and me and my roommate
Speaker 5: didn't have enough just just moving to an apartment together,
Speaker 5: didn't have enough to get to get furniture started. And
Speaker 5: we put on some jumpers that they were down there
Speaker 5: at the school, the people that be working on the school,
Speaker 5: and went down there to the library and got us
Speaker 5: a whole living room suit. We got that couch, that
Speaker 5: plant that uh, we looked nice. It looked like a library.
Speaker 5: It looked like a library in college. It looked like
Speaker 5: a library. It looked like a nice library. You know,
Speaker 5: the stuff they be studying on, all that nice couches
Speaker 5: and then the round table that was our kitchen table.
Speaker 5: I mean just all that. We just had all that. Yeah,
Speaker 5: and we took it back at the end of the semester.
Speaker 1: We did take it back after you slept.
Speaker 5: But we were trying to get through, you know, we
Speaker 5: was trying to get through. But we got a nice
Speaker 5: two piece couch, got that nice table. Yeah, some books.
Speaker 5: We made it look they looked like a nice library.
Speaker 2: Gentleman Our twenty, speaking of stealing. Speaking of stealing, I
Speaker 2: would like to apologize to the Dalits at Macy's at
Speaker 2: Willowbrook Mall. I wanted, man, we had all our clothes
Speaker 2: stolen from there. Well, you know, we stole all the
Speaker 2: stuff out of there. I just want to apologize to
Speaker 2: that dials. Uh you know, statue limitations is up. They
Speaker 2: can't do that. Bode like models on campus. All the
Speaker 2: clothes as.
Speaker 1: He looked like a model for all the closure.
Speaker 2: Still Oh wow, Yeah, I'm from you might catch a
Speaker 2: case we didn't.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I think I think the worst thing ever.
Speaker 2: Uh huh, Come on, tox twenties, man, this is a.
Speaker 5: Man, I was with my professor's wife to get a
Speaker 5: good job and get a good grade and biology.
Speaker 10: And look at the time I was gonna tell you
Speaker 10: how it broke my toe in the twenties.
Speaker 5: Oh, you did way more than that. And your dog
Speaker 5: on twinters left, I got a bet, I got.
Speaker 1: A b.
Speaker 5: All right?
Speaker 10: Coming up next prank phone call from the nephew right
Speaker 10: after this.
Speaker 5: I'm not dissecting no pigs. I can't do that.
Speaker 10: You're listening hard morning show coming up at about four
Speaker 10: minutes after the hour. It's my strawberry letter for today.
Speaker 10: And the subject is too fake and phony for me.
Speaker 10: All right, too fake and phony for me. We'll get
Speaker 10: into that in just a few because right now it
Speaker 10: is time for the nephew in today's prank phone call.
Speaker 1: What you got for his neph uh?
Speaker 5: I don't know how clearly I can see it, but
Speaker 5: let me try it like this, I want to date
Speaker 5: your mama.
Speaker 2: What dog?
Speaker 1: Wait what? You didn't hear it?
Speaker 5: Okay, and then let me say it again because you
Speaker 5: didn't hear it. I want to date your mama.
Speaker 8: No, so you somebody's son, So you're telling them that
Speaker 8: that I want.
Speaker 1: To date your mama. Okay, and you're telling them like that.
Speaker 5: I wanna date your mama, all right, all right, mama's
Speaker 5: need love too. It's a lot of mama's out here
Speaker 5: in their sixties need some love.
Speaker 2: Okay, Hey man, my mom and his sixties dollars. You
Speaker 2: can't say that.
Speaker 5: You want me to say it again, gt Me say
Speaker 5: it again. No, closed eye with your mom and your mind.
Speaker 5: Close out with your mom and your mind close out,
Speaker 5: close yours. And I'm gonna say while you got to ask,
Speaker 5: I want to date your mama.
Speaker 1: That is crazy, and you know it's crazy.
Speaker 5: Mama's need love. It how you think y'all got here? Hello?
Speaker 1: Not with you being our daddy here, my daddy.
Speaker 5: I ain't trying to be your dad. I'm trying to
Speaker 5: date your mama.
Speaker 4: Okay.
Speaker 5: Now we're gonna have to learn how to coexist in
Speaker 5: this house together, me and you because I want to
Speaker 5: date your mom.
Speaker 1: All right.
Speaker 5: Everybody listened to it with an open mind. Okay, all right,
Speaker 5: listen to it. Everybody need love and mama's do too.
Speaker 5: Close eyes, Julia, I'm not doing that. I want to
Speaker 5: date your mama. Let's go, cat dog.
Speaker 4: Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach I'm trying to reach
Speaker 4: miss Burns.
Speaker 12: This is James is her son?
Speaker 4: How you doing?
Speaker 11: Man?
Speaker 4: My name is Gordon Gordon. I just recently joined the
Speaker 4: church man within the last month, and I was trying
Speaker 4: to get in touch with Miss Burns. One of the
Speaker 4: members gave me a number, but I guess they must
Speaker 4: have gave me the wrong number. I guess it's this
Speaker 4: a home number or what is this?
Speaker 11: Hold?
Speaker 12: Hello? Who is this again?
Speaker 4: My name is Gordon Gordon. I'm a new member at
Speaker 4: the church. Yeah, this is this your number? Yeah?
Speaker 12: Man, this is my phone number. I'm James, I'm a son.
Speaker 4: Oh that's your mom. Okay, that's your mother? Right?
Speaker 11: All right?
Speaker 4: Well yeah, my bad man. I was trying to get
Speaker 4: in touch with Miss Burns. Now, is do you ever
Speaker 4: a cell or a home number? Something I can get
Speaker 4: in touch with Mss Burns.
Speaker 12: Wait till I tell me to tell you your name is
Speaker 12: what Gordon Gordon?
Speaker 4: Gordon not just joined the church man, so I might
Speaker 4: not have met you yet.
Speaker 5: Jamee.
Speaker 12: Okay, well, God bless you man, Thank you man.
Speaker 4: I appreciate it. Anyway I could get your mom's home
Speaker 4: number from you.
Speaker 12: I mean, you're just joined the church. I mean, I don't.
Speaker 12: I don't say why you wouldn't be able to talk
Speaker 12: to her. I mean, is there anything, Is there a
Speaker 12: message I could pass on to it?
Speaker 11: Though?
Speaker 4: Well? Yeah, I mean I'm trying to see if it's
Speaker 4: all right for uh, for me to take her out.
Speaker 4: I've been seeing her for the last.
Speaker 12: Hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, holdo,
Speaker 12: ho tell about that. You You were just sending you
Speaker 12: a new member to the church and somebody gave you
Speaker 12: or they were attempting to give you my mother's number,
Speaker 12: and you're asking me if you could take an out.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 4: Well, I wasn't asking you. I thought I had her
Speaker 4: phone number. I guess they gave me your number by mistake.
Speaker 4: You know, that's my reason for Carl. I thought I
Speaker 4: was gonna get her. I want to take her out,
Speaker 4: you know, maybe to dinner or something.
Speaker 11: Well, I'll be quite out of this, man.
Speaker 12: I just came back on from overseas, from fighting and everything. Man,
Speaker 12: And uh, I mean, you know, my pops just passed
Speaker 12: away not too long ago. And I ain't you know,
Speaker 12: I ain't too keen or my mama going out with somebody.
Speaker 12: And besides, you don't even sound like you. Hey, she
Speaker 12: in her sixties. Man, how old are you? Man?
Speaker 4: I'm thirty six?
Speaker 12: The hell out of here?
Speaker 4: You How old man, I'm thirty six, I'm thirty four.
Speaker 12: What is you doing?
Speaker 11: You do realize my mom is pushing sixty right? Well?
Speaker 4: You know what, man, I look at it like James, right, James,
Speaker 4: I look at it like it's you know heyes, ain't numb.
Speaker 4: But the number man, it wasn't in your heart? Man,
Speaker 4: And how you carry yourself?
Speaker 11: You know? Yeah?
Speaker 12: But my mom Hey, hey, but my mom ain't no
Speaker 12: cougar like that. And I know she ain't coming after
Speaker 12: you right now. I remember telling me that she tried
Speaker 12: some new things at this church, but going out with
Speaker 12: some thirty thirty howld are you?
Speaker 11: You do a baby? Man? It's like I'm thirty.
Speaker 4: I'm thirty six.
Speaker 11: Dude.
Speaker 12: Man, you like my brother or something. Man, ain't nowhere
Speaker 12: in the world. My mama gonna be danger.
Speaker 4: Okay, let me tell this man. First of all, I
Speaker 4: ain't even off calling you. Second of all, I'm calling
Speaker 4: to speak with her. I'm not calling trying to get
Speaker 4: permission from you. Miss Burns is a grown woman decided
Speaker 4: whoa whoa?
Speaker 12: Whoa talking about that. I don't think you heard me, man,
Speaker 12: I just came back from fighting oversee. My bots passed
Speaker 12: away not too long ago. I am the man at
Speaker 12: the house. Let's get that straight right now, all right.
Speaker 12: I don't care if I'm still living at home or not.
Speaker 12: I'm the man of this house, all right. You calling
Speaker 12: to ask my mama on a date? Yeah, you might
Speaker 12: as well just stick to church, dog, because you know,
Speaker 12: as I said, be blessed. But it ain't gonna be
Speaker 12: no blessing.
Speaker 11: From me to you. I tell you that right now.
Speaker 4: Okay, I'm not looking for a blessing from you at all.
Speaker 11: Bro.
Speaker 4: You might now blessed second bess, but I respect the
Speaker 4: fact that you've been overseas and you've been fighting for
Speaker 4: this country. Okay. But if I decide I want to
Speaker 4: speak to miss Burns about going out, I say, Miss
Speaker 4: Burns has every right to decide if she would like
Speaker 4: to go out with Gordon's or not, and Gordon wants
Speaker 4: to take her out up, Hold it up, Look, brother,
Speaker 4: I don't care how old you say you are, all right,
Speaker 4: Number one, you're too young.
Speaker 12: As I already mentioned. All right, this ain't going down.
Speaker 4: With you and my mom.
Speaker 12: I'm straight up, hey, man, that's for your mama to decide. No, No,
Speaker 12: you bringing up my mama. You letting the word your
Speaker 12: mama come out your mouth again, that's gonna.
Speaker 11: Get you up, all right.
Speaker 12: I don't know where you're from. I don't give how
Speaker 12: old you are. I'm pretty thick. I know what church
Speaker 12: my mama go to, and it ain't gonna be her
Speaker 12: and you you ain't gonna be asking her out, all right.
Speaker 12: I don't give what it take. I would show up
Speaker 12: on Sunday, catch up in the pul pit or wherever
Speaker 12: you're gonna be sitting in the back and the choir.
Speaker 12: It don't matter. Something is going down. You wire not
Speaker 12: gonna get with my mama like that. You got that.
Speaker 4: That's up for your mama to decide. If your mama
Speaker 4: want to go out with.
Speaker 11: Me to have dinner. I ain't nothing wrong with that, man.
Speaker 12: I'm I'm deciding it right now. It ain't gonna happen.
Speaker 12: I told you before.
Speaker 4: Beeve blest or get your whoop.
Speaker 12: You got two choices. I didn't think let's see this
Speaker 12: three years to come back and also deal with my
Speaker 12: daddy died.
Speaker 11: And then come back.
Speaker 12: Man, I'm suffering from PSD. Doog, I don't know what
Speaker 12: I'm gonna do unless you want to get it like that,
Speaker 12: suffer from what a PSD? Post traumatic stress syndrome and
Speaker 12: I will release all that on you got that one?
Speaker 4: I don't play. Hey man, listen, I don't want no trouble.
Speaker 4: It don't matter to me. You can qult you. Okay,
Speaker 4: Look man, listen, I ain't trying to have no trouble
Speaker 4: out you.
Speaker 12: Man.
Speaker 4: All I'm finna say is this right here? I'ma I'll
Speaker 4: talk to you mama on Sunday. Okay, you ain't gonna
Speaker 4: talk to me?
Speaker 9: Are you not hearing me?
Speaker 4: Man?
Speaker 12: I'm crazy right now?
Speaker 11: Okay?
Speaker 4: Can I say this? Can I say one more thing
Speaker 4: to you? Man? Before you explode?
Speaker 12: You ain't got nothing else to say?
Speaker 4: I got one more thing before you explode?
Speaker 11: Man?
Speaker 12: Is you listening?
Speaker 11: Yeah? Man?
Speaker 4: James?
Speaker 11: What? Hey man?
Speaker 4: I want to tell you this man. This is Nephew
Speaker 4: Tommy from the Steve Hobbin Bourne to show your mama,
Speaker 4: I got me the brank pahone call you get them.
Speaker 11: Out of here.
Speaker 4: This is who Hey man, This is Nephew Tommy from
Speaker 4: the Steve Harvey Morning show Man. Your mama told me,
Speaker 4: she said, my son been overseas, he's been fighting. I'm
Speaker 4: glad to have him home. She said, we got to.
Speaker 11: Get them back.
Speaker 4: Get in the spirit of laughing.
Speaker 12: Man, my mama, are you Are you kidding me? Man?
Speaker 11: We got you good.
Speaker 12: We listen to this show overseas. Man.
Speaker 4: First of all, I got to say thank you for
Speaker 4: fighting for this country. I want to ask you one
Speaker 4: more thing.
Speaker 11: What is the.
Speaker 4: Baddest and I mean the baddest radio show in the lane?
Speaker 12: Man, nothing but the Steve Harvey more than show you
Speaker 12: get it over season in the States? Though, Thanks Man?
Speaker 5: Did I put that stupid up in there this morning?
Speaker 5: Did I put that stupid in there?
Speaker 13: His mom?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 2: He's not playing, all right.
Speaker 5: So all your mama's out there to send their sixties
Speaker 5: and seventies that's looking for a man and want to
Speaker 5: date a little something something. I understand, Timmy. Know you
Speaker 5: need love? Yes you do, Yes you do. And if
Speaker 5: you sixties and seventies single moms and you in watching
Speaker 5: the DC, come on out to the Hogward Theater this
Speaker 5: weekend and hang out with you.
Speaker 1: Boy.
Speaker 5: All right, I'm celebrating being one hundred one hundred percent
Speaker 5: cancer free for one year, So come hang out with me.
Speaker 5: I will be at the Howard Theater, Nephew time your friends.
Speaker 5: You do not want to miss me. One show Friday,
Speaker 5: one show Saturday. Come on out. Mama's baby, Mama's Grandmama's y'all.
Speaker 5: Come on, We're gonna have a good time. Yes, I
Speaker 5: want to date your mama. I want your mama to
Speaker 5: come to my show. Tell your mama to come to Nephew,
Speaker 5: Tommy and Friends show. Bring your mama all right?
Speaker 10: Coming up next Strawberry Letter subject too fake and phony
Speaker 10: for me.
Speaker 1: We'll get into that right after this.
Speaker 5: Who you're talking about my mama?
Speaker 1: Uh uh, you're listening Hardy Morning Show. It is time
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Speaker 10: Right, thanking neh, you subject to fake and phony for me,
Speaker 10: Dear Stephen Shirley, my cousin hooked me up with a
Speaker 10: man that works with her. He was nice and handsome,
Speaker 10: but I could tell that he dyes his hair and
Speaker 10: he had something in his beard to make it look
Speaker 10: a lot fuller. We went on a few dates and
Speaker 10: the conversation was great, but I couldn't get past how
Speaker 10: proper he spoke. I drew the line when he tried
Speaker 10: to correct how I speak. All the major things checked
Speaker 10: out with him. He had a nice condo, but it
Speaker 10: was small and there wasn't much furniture in there. His
Speaker 10: car was older, but he explained that it was it
Speaker 10: had sentimental value to him. I was telling my cousin
Speaker 10: the pros and cons of dating him, and she said
Speaker 10: that he's really down to earth. So I was wondering
Speaker 10: if we were talking about the same man. This man
Speaker 10: has been pretending to be something he's not, and I
Speaker 10: finally started seeing little things that lead to bigger things.
Speaker 10: I spent the night with him, and I ordered dinner
Speaker 10: for us. The girl at the restaurant said that they
Speaker 10: won't deliver here anymore because the last few orders have
Speaker 10: been disputed at the bank and they did not get paid.
Speaker 1: Old boy said they had.
Speaker 10: Him confused with someone else, and he suggested we make
Speaker 10: tacos instead of ordering food.
Speaker 1: That same night. I know I would have been out
Speaker 1: that same night.
Speaker 10: I saw an envelope with a lease in it after
Speaker 10: he told me that he owned the condo. I then
Speaker 10: noticed that the apartment sign on my way out the
Speaker 10: next day. He's also a lot more comfortable around me,
Speaker 10: and he dropped the proper talk and he sounds so country,
Speaker 10: and boy, can he cuss? This man is a fake,
Speaker 10: phony liar. I'm ignoring his calls, and I told my
Speaker 10: cousin that he's not the man for me. My cousin said,
Speaker 10: he's probably very nervous around me. Am, I being too judgy?
Speaker 10: Am I supposed to lower my standards and overlook certain things.
Speaker 1: Please help?
Speaker 10: I mean, no, you want what you want, right, You're
Speaker 10: definitely not supposed to lower your standards. There's nothing wrong
Speaker 10: with you wanting a man who's truthful. He's not giving
Speaker 10: you the option to choose whether you want to be
Speaker 10: with him or not. How could you You don't even
Speaker 10: know who he really is, Okay.
Speaker 1: His cousin said.
Speaker 10: Your cousin says he's one person, and you're seeing that
Speaker 10: he's almost the exact opposite of who your cousin said.
Speaker 10: At first, I thought you were just complaining and complaining
Speaker 10: about the guy. You know, when you said he was
Speaker 10: talking proper, and after the woman in the restaurant said
Speaker 10: she wouldn't serve him anymore and they didn't get paid,
Speaker 10: I was with you after that.
Speaker 1: He is a fake and phony.
Speaker 10: I don't care that he dies his hair and beard
Speaker 10: or whatever, but I do care how he treats you
Speaker 10: and lying to you about who he is and what
Speaker 10: he asks.
Speaker 1: That's not cool. You deserve to know who he is.
Speaker 10: If you guys are thinking about a future together and
Speaker 10: all of that.
Speaker 1: I mean, you know.
Speaker 10: You don't even know who you're dating, who he really is,
Speaker 10: and what are all these lies for.
Speaker 1: Anyway, I think you can do better, Tommy.
Speaker 5: I think you already found out that you got you
Speaker 5: a phony. I think you already know it. I think
Speaker 5: you just want somebody to co sign it for you.
Speaker 5: But you already been picked out, like all these little
Speaker 5: strange things to give you the ok to give you
Speaker 5: to understanding that this brother right here is on something
Speaker 5: else that you need to keep him moving and move on.
Speaker 5: You already know when he dropped that accent on you
Speaker 5: and he quit being proper. That right there, that was
Speaker 5: a flag right there when he was over there talking
Speaker 5: to you. Yeah, hey, you know what, it's been a
Speaker 5: great thing for you to come over and hang out
Speaker 5: with me in my apartment. And then all of a sudden,
Speaker 5: hey like it. Look at Oh, look at Oh. You
Speaker 5: gonna sit on this car right here, know, look say
Speaker 5: this here with you. Now, I'm gonna say this here
Speaker 5: with you now going down and watch how you sitting
Speaker 5: over there? Uh, I need you go out there in
Speaker 5: that noble, Go out there in that noble. You know,
Speaker 5: that's my pride and joy right there, baby, that's my
Speaker 5: pride and joy. That No, but right there and them
Speaker 5: people over there, look at it, Look at them people
Speaker 5: laying on me by this whole this food thing you're
Speaker 5: talking about, you talking about the greasy grill, all right,
Speaker 5: No know who you're talking about. You talk about greasy grill,
Speaker 5: all right? And what it would they drop some food
Speaker 5: off over here and fold had a little old situation,
Speaker 5: what hold hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on,
Speaker 5: that's that's somebody from my job. Hold on, Hello, hey
Speaker 5: Robert here, how are you great?
Speaker 1: Great?
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, we gonna we're gonna. I'll be
Speaker 5: there tomorrow morning. We'll get their stings taken care of. Okay, no, no, no,
Speaker 5: I got you man, I got you now. Now we're
Speaker 5: gonna get those celves up this year. Yeah we are, buddy,
Speaker 5: all right, see you tomorrow. Hey, hey, hey, golf this
Speaker 5: weekend maybe, huh. Let's let's think about it, all right,
Speaker 5: all right, talk to them. Hey, look at it, Larissa,
Speaker 5: let me tell you this that out on on the riel.
Speaker 5: When you come over here, everything cool tween me and you,
Speaker 5: all right, I trying to cush you out. I just
Speaker 5: cuss a lot when I talk. So sit your up,
Speaker 5: I mean, sit your behnd down. You know when I
Speaker 5: took I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I mean you know,
Speaker 5: I'm trying to something I'm working on. Okay, there's something
Speaker 5: that I'm working on. And this ain't really I know
Speaker 5: you're looking around thinking it's like a apartment, but this,
Speaker 5: this is this is really a duplex. See that's better
Speaker 5: than an apartment. It's a duplex. Kind of minium is
Speaker 5: what this is. So it's a duplex minim it's.
Speaker 11: What it is.
Speaker 5: Okay, you know, I know you're trying to read tweenty
Speaker 5: last year. If I'm a good dude or whatever, I
Speaker 5: am a good dude.
Speaker 1: I am.
Speaker 5: Hold on somebody at the door, all right, how are
Speaker 5: you great? Well you need uh? Yeah, I worked if
Speaker 5: you need it, go ahead. The lawnmars in there in
Speaker 5: the garage, great, no problem at all. Yeah, he always
Speaker 5: coming over here trying to or something from me. But
Speaker 5: it's all good. You know, I be loaning and that
Speaker 5: I'll be cool with my wife. Folts, I'll be living
Speaker 5: with you know they straight or whatever. But yeah, yeah,
Speaker 5: I just thank me and you. You know, I think
Speaker 5: that you could really be something if we wanted to
Speaker 5: be something, you know, because I'm real and I'm real
Speaker 5: about who I am. Who I'm really really Yeah, I'm
Speaker 5: real by who am you? I just that's that's all
Speaker 5: I want to say. I'm the big up out what
Speaker 5: it or whatever? But were go going on history. Hey's Tuesday,
Speaker 5: wal me and you made some taco yourself?
Speaker 9: Say hey, how you do it's.
Speaker 5: Too the baby. Let's get your tacols. Up in here,
Speaker 5: all right, all right, yeah, bellow fans, still all right, listen,
Speaker 5: there you have it.
Speaker 1: Time to take on. It's a fake and a phoney. Tellmy,
Speaker 1: we definitely get it. Thank you loved it, Yes, it
Speaker 1: was wonderful. All right.
Speaker 10: Look, Part two of today's Strawberry Letter. The response coming
Speaker 10: up at twenty three minutes after the hour today Strawberry letter.
Speaker 10: Subject is too fake and phony for me. We'll hear
Speaker 10: from Junior when we come back right after this. You're
Speaker 10: listening hardy Morning show. All right, here we go with
Speaker 10: the recap of today's Strawberry letter. The subject is too
Speaker 10: fake and phony for me, Dear Stephen Shirley. It says,
Speaker 10: this is from a woman who has a cousin hooked
Speaker 10: her up with this man from work. And you know,
Speaker 10: she liked the man. The man was nice looking, he
Speaker 10: was nice to her, but she could tell, you know,
Speaker 10: she that he died his hair and he died his beard,
Speaker 10: and also she thought that he was a bit phony.
Speaker 10: You know, he spoke really proper with her, but then
Speaker 10: you know when he got with his his friends when
Speaker 10: he wasn't at work, then he talked real country. She said,
Speaker 10: he said he owned the condo in which he lived.
Speaker 10: Come to find out it was an apartment. She saw
Speaker 10: the lease on the table. So he's just telling her
Speaker 10: a bunch of lies. But she's seeing the real truth
Speaker 10: with her own eyes. So, you know, she said he
Speaker 10: was a lot more comfortable around her, and you know,
Speaker 10: he cussed a whole lot. You know, she just said
Speaker 10: he was a fake and phony liar. So she told
Speaker 10: her cousin, and her cousin said, maybe he's just a
Speaker 10: little nervous around you.
Speaker 1: And she wants to know is she being too judgy?
Speaker 10: She is she supposed to lower her standards and overlooks
Speaker 10: her things.
Speaker 2: She needs some help or yeah, let me let me
Speaker 2: just say this. It started with that beard and that hair.
Speaker 2: That Beijing black. Okay, that Beijing black. That was your
Speaker 2: first red flag. Okay, you went past that. But but
Speaker 2: go ahead. I ain't even mad at it because I'm
Speaker 2: telling you I used to be him. Oh yeah, see,
Speaker 2: I believe it. Fake it till you make it. Just
Speaker 2: fake it, and it's always good because you can still
Speaker 2: get girls if you're fakeingy, why tell the truth? This
Speaker 2: is me Listen, I never had besides you, but I
Speaker 2: have Susachi Sachi you ain't even know because I'm faking it. Okay, Gucci,
Speaker 2: I woke what I WoT, Nuccie. See, here's two ends
Speaker 2: turned sideway. You get em tell the difference. Wouldn't even
Speaker 2: looking good though. Louis Baton, Billy Satan, That's what I woke,
Speaker 2: Billy Billy Baton. I had two v's, not an LV.
Speaker 2: It's two v's. You ain't even know. Fake it till
Speaker 2: you can make it. Who cares about fery Gamos? They
Speaker 2: cost so much? But them Sarah Gamos was in my
Speaker 2: price range thirty five? How much thirty five? Now you
Speaker 2: got the fake it? Didn't nobody even know you an'ybody
Speaker 2: paying attention to all this designer where? But he faking it?
Speaker 2: Why are you mad at him? Okay? Everybody loved coach? Okay, well,
Speaker 2: I had assistant coach, that's what I had. Didn't nobody
Speaker 2: even know I WoT assistant coach. You had no idea?
Speaker 2: Why are you mad at him? He is doing what
Speaker 2: he wants to. He ain't got no name brand foods
Speaker 2: in the house. That's why I'm living, y'all making taco
Speaker 2: He didn't have nobody name brand, He had no he
Speaker 2: didn't have like you know, like what you call the
Speaker 2: ladies that do the taco shells. He's the name of
Speaker 2: the competent. Come on, Carling, you cook that that do
Speaker 2: the shells El passo. He ain't had that, he had
Speaker 2: taco shells, that would have said on the bob.
Speaker 1: I'm like, wait what.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he he ain't had no you know, he ain't
Speaker 2: had no farm. He just had ground beef. That's all
Speaker 2: he had. It just said corn. It just had it,
Speaker 2: just had beans. Uh, you know it just what you
Speaker 2: mad at him for? Yeah, he just doing what he
Speaker 2: could afford. At that car eighty five osbo Bill is
Speaker 2: not sentimental, it's all he could afford. That's the car
Speaker 2: he driver. He faking it, Uh huh. Now you mad
Speaker 2: at him because he got two horses on his polo shirt.
Speaker 2: That's not a polo shirt, that's called polo game. I
Speaker 2: used to wear this stuff. When you got two horses
Speaker 2: on your shirt a polo game. Why is y'all mad
Speaker 2: at him? This man is faking it till he make
Speaker 2: it and it got you. Now you could be the
Speaker 2: woman that could change his entire life and get him
Speaker 2: some of the real stuff. But right now, if it
Speaker 2: caught your attention. You wasn't paying attention because it looked good.
Speaker 2: It just ain't it. So why is you mad at him?
Speaker 2: This man is doing all he can for you. Now
Speaker 2: he's faking till you make So what it ain't a condo?
Speaker 11: What's it?
Speaker 2: Put the condom in the apartment. Guess what? Everybody got
Speaker 2: neighbors next? Well, hey, hey, we don't know if it
Speaker 2: okay one you own one, you rent, but everybody got neighbors.
Speaker 2: Don't you take it until we make it?
Speaker 1: That's all I'm saying. But Junior, did you ever wear
Speaker 1: drill instead of dere?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Like did I closed?
Speaker 2: Since I met the man at the barber shop that
Speaker 2: had the oils with the same sense on it, that's
Speaker 2: what you had, like juke. I didn't have the spray bottle.
Speaker 2: I rubbed the oil on. That's what I had to do.
Speaker 2: I'm faking until I make it. Was five dollars, man,
Speaker 2: You you ain't got this here, boy rich Tommy is that?
Speaker 2: And in my lie, Tommy, you're not. We had to
Speaker 2: wear the oils, we had lock oil, we had juke.
Speaker 2: We had all of that, the oils, not the not
Speaker 2: the spray bottle. What Yeah, could give me my whole
Speaker 2: my wrist up in front of your face and put
Speaker 2: it on. So we faked it till we made it.
Speaker 2: That's it.
Speaker 1: That's all. That's all he's doing. That's all.
Speaker 2: See my whole thing, sht is it got her?
Speaker 10: It's working, Yeah, because she did go over to his
Speaker 10: place in order.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you get two people out the deal. You get
Speaker 5: a proper person and you get a country person. Get
Speaker 5: the win is a win.
Speaker 1: Win the proper person.
Speaker 5: You know what, we're doing really good down there at
Speaker 5: the job and we're we're I mean, things just seem
Speaker 5: to be really turning in the direction of we want
Speaker 5: for this pretty for this this time of the year.
Speaker 5: On for the second. Hey good, if you don't see
Speaker 5: your down on the damn county, I get off your phone.
Speaker 5: I know you see me on your.
Speaker 2: Phone because he did cuss a lot, she said, yeah.
Speaker 5: I ain't gonna tell you.
Speaker 1: Thank you guys.
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Speaker 10: Sports Talk right after this you're listening morning show, It
Speaker 10: is time now for junior and sports talk.
Speaker 5: When you got.
Speaker 2: Junior, let's just go ahead and say this. Uh Chikari Richardson,
Speaker 2: they just gone ahead and say.
Speaker 5: Take your take you when you do it?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, girl is a world champion. That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: One hundred years women's world champion. You know, uh did
Speaker 2: you did? Y'all see the race.
Speaker 1: I'm talking about.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the semi finals. Man, not a good start, but
Speaker 2: she walked him down got into the finals. Let's not
Speaker 2: take nothing away from the Jamaicansjican girls, the heat and
Speaker 2: the smoke that woke. But I just want to give
Speaker 2: her props man to take a setback like that. Yes,
Speaker 2: she did and then come back and become world champion. Yes,
Speaker 2: I'm talking about in the Hunting Man. She just she
Speaker 2: just I don't care what color I have is, I
Speaker 2: don't care how long her nails is. All I know
Speaker 2: she's faster than all y'all. I might want to add
Speaker 2: half and nails to That's what y'all.
Speaker 1: Might want to do.
Speaker 2: You might want to get that. You might want to
Speaker 2: get that Shikari kid. Yeah, it's the first time that
Speaker 2: the men and the women own the one hundred meters
Speaker 2: world champions. Yes, no lies a man, Timmy, Man, that's
Speaker 2: one thing about I love about track. Man, I need
Speaker 2: to come on. I look like Carl. I know Tasha
Speaker 2: is running track right now, but when you said she's
Speaker 2: a jumper, it ain't nothing like watching a hundred meter
Speaker 2: and that two hundred and that quarter, yes water that quarter, Tommy, Well,
Speaker 2: what did you love about the quarter when it gets hardy?
Speaker 5: I loved it and hated it at the same same time,
Speaker 5: the same time and hated it at the same time.
Speaker 5: That back stretch, I'm feeling good. I'm feeling good. That
Speaker 5: at the top of that last curve, I'm feeling good.
Speaker 5: But that that that last one ten on the way
Speaker 5: in o MG, man, when you.
Speaker 2: Turn left, baby man, and people understanding, we have to
Speaker 2: train to run these races. Man, Like a two hundred,
Speaker 2: you can't put everything in that first seventy eighty meters.
Speaker 2: You got to have something for them last one.
Speaker 5: Twenty you know, you know something that they that they've
Speaker 5: done Junior, that I didn't realize that this is about
Speaker 5: the third or fourth time they've done it. But the
Speaker 5: mixed mile relay where you got two men and two women.
Speaker 5: I love two women.
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, man, she actually came back and won. She
Speaker 2: walked them down to get that championship. Go ahead, Kuriy Richardson,
Speaker 2: I ain't even mad at you, girl. I'll tell you
Speaker 2: if I'm running out to me if we raced again. Tommy,
Speaker 2: my hair go be long. I know that I witness
Speaker 2: Shakari kid.
Speaker 5: I got my beazing to come off.
Speaker 10: Coming up at the top of the hour, Guys, a
Speaker 10: female wrote in for advice after she showed up unannounced
Speaker 10: at her man's job.
Speaker 1: God, yes you're listening morning show.
Speaker 10: Well, guys, Mackenzie and Newark says, I've been seeing a
Speaker 10: man for almost a year. He's a veterinarians assistant and
Speaker 10: he has been working longer hours, so I wanted to
Speaker 10: surprise him with Chick fil A for dinner. The receptionist
Speaker 10: said his clinic had a nasty attitude, and she told
Speaker 10: me he was with a patient. I laughed and said
Speaker 10: it was an animal, not a patient. She rolled her
Speaker 10: eyes extra heart at me and said I could leave
Speaker 10: the food and go. I texted him and he hit
Speaker 10: me right back and said he was really busy. I
Speaker 10: walked out and sat in my car for a while.
Speaker 10: A few minutes later, my man came to the front
Speaker 10: of the clinic and he shared his food with the
Speaker 10: receptionists and.
Speaker 1: They talked and laughed.
Speaker 10: Later on, when I asked him how the food was,
Speaker 10: he lied and said that he was so busy he
Speaker 10: barely had time to eat. Is there something going on
Speaker 10: with him and the girls?
Speaker 1: Should I pop up again?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 5: They play in front of you. What you think when
Speaker 5: she rolled her eyes, you supposed to know something was
Speaker 5: going on when she said he with a patient. He's
Speaker 5: with a lama right now, all right? He got allama,
Speaker 5: and he got two cows he got after that, and
Speaker 5: he got a chipmunk. He got the work on this evening. So, yeah,
Speaker 5: we don't have time for all of this right now. Whatever,
Speaker 5: you need to leave it at the think we got
Speaker 5: a hippopotamus coming in about two thirty. We got a
Speaker 5: hip hop coming in two that. We got a lot
Speaker 5: we got to work on right now, So we do
Speaker 5: not have time for this. And as soon as you left,
Speaker 5: they outside with some chick flate, dipping it in that
Speaker 5: Polynesian south and enjoining themselves. Yes, she passed. Something going on.
Speaker 2: When you're a veterinarian and a universal soul cervices in
Speaker 2: your city. You're finna be busy, you know what, You're
Speaker 2: gonna be busy. Yes, he was business.
Speaker 5: Because they're in town.
Speaker 2: That line. Gotta get this these splinners out of his foot.
Speaker 2: There's a lot of stuff happening.
Speaker 5: In him and get his raw back. He gotta get it.
Speaker 2: He got sore throat in here every night, Yeah, every night. Yeah,
Speaker 2: this man is busy. And now now when you messed up,
Speaker 2: was you need to bring two chicken sandwiches? That's what
Speaker 2: you need to do. You're gonna go to chicken because
Speaker 2: you know she in there? Uh huh, it's man busy. Yes,
Speaker 2: he's busy.
Speaker 5: Circus, that's what you said.
Speaker 2: Yeah, when they in town, all the animals come in town.
Speaker 5: Would you that that graffe giraff.
Speaker 1: Thing crazy? He needs one of those pill ups? Yeah, airplane.
Speaker 2: Do you think he ain't busy. That's the only reason
Speaker 2: why I'm betting every business is the universe of sold
Speaker 2: circus is in your city?
Speaker 5: A monkey is not? Why is I monkey?
Speaker 1: Monkey?
Speaker 5: By the monkey Frisch.
Speaker 2: They've been row eight months. They ain't seen a family.
Speaker 2: Everything going on.
Speaker 1: A lot all right, we have time for one more guys.
Speaker 1: Queenie and Mobile says.
Speaker 10: For my sixtieth birthday, I was supposed to be going
Speaker 10: on a cruise. For the past six months, I've been
Speaker 10: giving my sister the money to pay on the cruise.
Speaker 10: I called the travel agency to get my tenerary and
Speaker 10: they said I only paid a deposit. I was able
Speaker 10: to get half of my deposit back, but I'm out
Speaker 10: of five hundred and seventy dollars. My sister admitted to
Speaker 10: spending my money on her bills. She ruined my birthday.
Speaker 10: I'm too old to fight, so what should I do?
Speaker 5: You ain't never too old to fight. Let's get that
Speaker 5: still understood. You are never too old to fight now, y'all. Y'all, y'all,
Speaker 5: y'all was talking about me earlier when we first started
Speaker 5: the show. Do you steal? Hold a grudge?
Speaker 1: Do you hold a grugg?
Speaker 5: I said, I don't hold grudges, but I do make people,
Speaker 5: you know, keep you accountable. This this is a prime
Speaker 5: example right here, now, what we're supposed to do. Why
Speaker 5: are we not supposed to whoop our sister ass at
Speaker 5: this point right here? Tell me why you then took
Speaker 5: my money and ran off with See. This is where
Speaker 5: folding chair comes in. Yes, yes, yes, And when I
Speaker 5: get to whooping your ass with it, you can sit
Speaker 5: in it.
Speaker 2: That's what I'm talking and think about your actions. I'm
Speaker 2: gonna be honest with you. Spent all your money. This
Speaker 2: is where you invite your sister down to Montgomery, Alabama.
Speaker 5: Mm hmm.
Speaker 2: This is where you invite her down there. Throw your
Speaker 2: hat in the air and start letting everybody. You need
Speaker 2: people swimming across the water for you.
Speaker 11: Yes, you need.
Speaker 2: All your birthday money.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she was wrong for that.
Speaker 5: Faithful, you got to get you a faithful hat. Right
Speaker 5: when you come to my show, make sure you make
Speaker 5: sure you out in the lobby. You get you a
Speaker 5: faithful hack a f O F you can say, I
Speaker 5: don't know, sir.
Speaker 10: Coming up in twenty minutes after the hour, we'll have
Speaker 10: more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this.
Speaker 1: Don't even oh you're listening Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 4: Well.
Speaker 10: National Cinema Day is this Sunday, guys, August twenty seventh,
Speaker 10: And to celebrate this event, all movies will be available
Speaker 10: Forget This four dollars at select theaters over only one
Speaker 10: thousand theaters, yeah, including major chains like AMZ AMC like
Speaker 10: Regal will be participating in National Cinema Day all over
Speaker 10: the US. Last year for National Cinema Day, approximately eight
Speaker 10: million moviegoers purchase tickets, making it the busiest day of
Speaker 10: the year for theaters.
Speaker 1: So I'm really happy when theaters are back open.
Speaker 10: Now.
Speaker 5: When is Cinema Day this.
Speaker 1: Sunday, August twenty seventh?
Speaker 5: Do they think they slick? Why ain't wait till Why
Speaker 5: do ain't wait a few more days? When Bnzel movie
Speaker 5: coming out? Training Day? Why do you don't wait?
Speaker 1: Wow?
Speaker 4: Y'all?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you mean Equaliza three?
Speaker 1: Yeah you said, yeah, the new Denzel movie Equaliza three? Yeah?
Speaker 11: Yeah?
Speaker 10: Does it matter?
Speaker 5: That would have been great.
Speaker 2: I think Denzel don't want to be a part of
Speaker 2: National Cinema Day. I think said, y'all keep it, y'all
Speaker 2: don't pay twenty something.
Speaker 1: I think that with I got a lifestyle, you.
Speaker 5: Know, I got a ritual. I gotta have my popcorn,
Speaker 5: I gotta have my butter, but I got to have
Speaker 5: some butter on it. Yeah, I'm about to go to
Speaker 5: the movie Help. I'm going in there with popcorn that
Speaker 5: butter on it. I'm putting. H I'm putting. I'm taking
Speaker 5: all my my goobers and dumping it into popcorns. Every
Speaker 5: now and then you hit, you hit a you hit
Speaker 5: a chime?
Speaker 1: All right? All right?
Speaker 10: Coming up next, thank you. At thirty three minutes after
Speaker 10: the hour, we'll play around it.
Speaker 1: Would you rather? Right after this you're listening Morning show time?
Speaker 1: Now for a round? Would you rather?
Speaker 10: Would you rather be a genius and always worried or
Speaker 10: a dummy with no worries?
Speaker 1: A genius always worried.
Speaker 5: Always worrying.
Speaker 1: Uh huh and a dummy with no worries?
Speaker 2: Well yeah, change dummy out?
Speaker 5: Can we just change dumb? Yeah?
Speaker 1: No, no, it is as it is.
Speaker 2: Because if you say stupid with no worry, that's timmy
Speaker 2: every day.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I ain't dumb though, stopid and dumb.
Speaker 1: It's different. Yeah, I'm genius a genius also.
Speaker 5: I mean you could be stupid and brilliant.
Speaker 1: You know that was jump? Wow, that's dumb right there?
Speaker 1: You were moving on?
Speaker 10: Would you rather be able to see through walls? Or
Speaker 10: would you be rather to be able to read other
Speaker 10: people's mind? See through walls to read mine?
Speaker 2: Oh? I need to be all day because I don't
Speaker 2: know what the hell my wife thinking, I have no
Speaker 2: idea I need that.
Speaker 1: I don't want to see through that wall.
Speaker 5: If I can see stuff on the other side of
Speaker 5: that wall, oh yeah, what I'm dealing with. Who you're
Speaker 5: gonna look to see it?
Speaker 2: If the refrigerators still there, you can.
Speaker 5: See who coming and who ain't coming. I can see things.
Speaker 5: I've always wanted to walk through walls, and I tried
Speaker 5: it when I was a kid, but you know, it
Speaker 5: never worked out for me. But I always wanted that
Speaker 5: type of you know, all right, ain't nobody that grew
Speaker 5: up watching cast but a friend of go. You ain't
Speaker 5: try to walk through that wall, you know, damn So
Speaker 5: you tried to walk through that wall.
Speaker 10: Would you rather have your eyes glued shut for a
Speaker 10: week or would you rather have your mouth glued shut?
Speaker 5: My mouth I got to see. Now we just gonna
Speaker 5: be in the eating. We just want to be faster.
Speaker 1: You can lose talking.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we ain't gonna be talking. We're gonna We're gonna
Speaker 5: be a glued shut. We're not gonna unless we can
Speaker 5: do it through our teeth like black people.
Speaker 1: Drinking mad Junior.
Speaker 2: Now, now, glue my eyes ship glue, glue, gorilla glue,
Speaker 2: my eyes ship. I just rather talk. I don't like
Speaker 2: half the stuff I see anyway, I don't want to.
Speaker 1: My eyes glue.
Speaker 5: My eyes don't move.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry.
Speaker 10: Would you rather last one? Would you rather laugh at
Speaker 10: your wife when she's yelling? Or would you rather turn
Speaker 10: the TV up real loud?
Speaker 1: I don't want to do now one of them.
Speaker 2: Either one is death.
Speaker 5: Either one is a month without talking. That's that's a.
Speaker 2: Month killing myself.
Speaker 5: Either way. I can't answer this for you.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, laughing.
Speaker 5: This is this is why I wanted to walk through walls.
Speaker 5: You see them?
Speaker 10: Oh, now we get it. You're not as stupid as
Speaker 10: we saw it. All right, thanks guys. That's today's roundup.
Speaker 10: Would you rather coming up? It is our last break
Speaker 10: of the day, and we'll close out the show at
Speaker 10: forty nine minutes after right after this.
Speaker 1: You're listening morning show?
Speaker 10: All right, guys, it's our last break of the day
Speaker 10: on this Wednesday home day, Yes day?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Wow, what a day though, What a day? Guys? Hey,
Speaker 1: you know what one last? Would you rather?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 10: Okay, okay, no, this is a good one. Would you
Speaker 10: rather give up barbecue ribs? Forever or be or would
Speaker 10: you rather give up fried chicken forever?
Speaker 5: I gotta let the reb go.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I gotta let the very.
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, yeah I can't.
Speaker 1: I can't.
Speaker 5: I can't let that bird go because.
Speaker 1: You can barbecue that bird wings.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I do anything to the bird.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry.
Speaker 5: I got to let that real go.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 8: It's really a sad day to make that choice.
Speaker 1: But we do want some kind of way about it.
Speaker 2: Caroler.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I know, I know our vegan listeners at.
Speaker 10: But you could go to the vegan restaurant and get
Speaker 10: stuff to taste like chicken.
Speaker 2: That's not chicken, though it tastes tastes like in chicken.
Speaker 2: It's two different things.
Speaker 5: I don't want to know impossible chicken chicken. I want
Speaker 5: possible chicken, not impossible.
Speaker 1: All things are possible with chicken. Yeah.
Speaker 5: Can I say something today?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Can I can? I speak like Thomas Miles? Is that possible?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: Oh, so many people in your head? Yeah?
Speaker 5: But you know what, I just want to say that
Speaker 5: I'm grateful, man, I am so grateful, you know, to
Speaker 5: be coming up on a year and and I am
Speaker 5: I'm one percent cancer free.
Speaker 1: A beautiful thing.
Speaker 5: It's it's it's been an incredible journey. They had a
Speaker 5: lot of ups, lot of downs, and just the village
Speaker 5: that I have around me. Man, I'm so grateful that
Speaker 5: you know, my mother, my wife, my sister, I mean,
Speaker 5: just people that that helped me get through this. And
Speaker 5: even you guys. You know, you guys are very supportive.
Speaker 5: And I just want to tell anybody, Man, if you
Speaker 5: out there and you're going through some health issue, if
Speaker 5: you're going through uh, this this thing they call cancer,
Speaker 5: that can just pretty much mentally shut you down. When
Speaker 5: you get that word, when you get that phone call,
Speaker 5: I just want you to know that that it's possible.
Speaker 5: It's possible to get to beat it. It's possible to
Speaker 5: get to the other side.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 5: You you you need a lot of faith and a
Speaker 5: lot of work and it can be done. And I
Speaker 5: just I just encourage you not to give up, man,
Speaker 5: do not give up.
Speaker 1: You can make it through that storm.
Speaker 5: And I'm blessed to be standing on this side to
Speaker 5: tell you that I made it through it. And you know,
Speaker 5: just coming up on one year, man, this is this
Speaker 5: is something different from me. And I don't know, I
Speaker 5: just I'm still standing and that's I'm still standing and
Speaker 5: to be able to be back back working, back on
Speaker 5: the microphone, back on stage, back on my TV show.
Speaker 5: I mean it's I do I do. I am blessed.
Speaker 5: I'm blessed, and I give God all the praise man,
Speaker 5: and I do I do.
Speaker 1: He brought you through this one.
Speaker 10: The most incredible thing, Tommy, for me, when you had it,
Speaker 10: just for me as your friend looking on number one,
Speaker 10: you didn't know, you didn't know initially somebody pointed it
Speaker 10: out to you. That was a miracle in and of itself,
Speaker 10: you know, and and all the story. And then your voice,
Speaker 10: you know, as you were going through it, you had
Speaker 10: to work with your voice, and you know, you had
Speaker 10: certain exercises and all of that.
Speaker 1: So, like we say, able to take. Yeah, it was
Speaker 1: a struggle, but you you made it through.
Speaker 10: And and you know, I love the fact that you're
Speaker 10: giving God the glory because you know that's what you do.
Speaker 10: And I'm so happy that you're here one year later
Speaker 10: because we were all praying, praying, praying hard.
Speaker 2: For Let me tell you some man, when when was
Speaker 2: in New Orleans, brother, let me tell you something, man,
Speaker 2: I saw a dude out there on stage that has
Speaker 2: overcome something and enjoying what he did it. It was
Speaker 2: a pleasure watching you perform, man, because you always could
Speaker 2: realize that it could have been gone yeah, oh yeah.
Speaker 2: And you was out there giving it to them, man,
Speaker 2: And I was just proud to say, Man, that's how
Speaker 2: you that's how you bounce back. That's how you bounce back.
Speaker 6: Man.
Speaker 2: I mean man, New Orleans. Man was out there giving
Speaker 2: it to them. Dog, you didn't miss a step. It's
Speaker 2: like you never missed a step.
Speaker 5: Man, trying to give it I try to give one
Speaker 5: hundred and ten now, trying to make Yeah, I do
Speaker 5: not take it for granted. I do not take it
Speaker 5: for granted.
Speaker 8: Well, you know what, Tommy, what what you just said?
Speaker 8: It was emotional, your journey, what you've gone through. You're
Speaker 8: a survivor, You're very very strong. Your family loves you,
Speaker 8: your friends, your family, your fans, listeners, everybody out there
Speaker 8: was praying for you. And as you what you just said,
Speaker 8: you are helping someone today. Somebody is on their way
Speaker 8: to get in chemo. Somebody is on their way to
Speaker 8: get that diagnosis, that horrible word they were about to
Speaker 8: hear that, but just knowing through the power of prayer,
Speaker 8: and your village and your family through the grace of God,
Speaker 8: praise him as if it's already done. And keep going
Speaker 8: and keep fighting because you know, we've all know someone
Speaker 8: that either has been affected by cancer.
Speaker 5: We know someone is.
Speaker 2: Going through what we've lost loved ones, you know behind cancer.
Speaker 8: So I'm like you blank cancer with you all that, and.
Speaker 2: Its great that you're doing.
Speaker 8: You're an advocate now cancer awareness and all of these
Speaker 8: things as we hear on this radio show. We say
Speaker 8: it all the time, we talk about as well on
Speaker 8: this Wednesday. But we are here to help you fight
Speaker 8: the fight. You take care of yourself.
Speaker 1: You know this Wealth and Reason said what I say.
Speaker 10: Ring the bell, I cancer free, take us home.
Speaker 5: Hey, we love you, We love you. Thank you for
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