Speaker 1: You're listening to the podcast of Brooke and Jeffrey in
Speaker 1: a moaning. I also know what it's like to secretly
Speaker 1: listen to something that you'd be ashamed of. Your secret
Speaker 1: safe with me. I just don't laugh too loud. I'm
Speaker 1: get in trouble at work. Now here's a show.
Speaker 2: You guys ready to have your minds blown?
Speaker 3: Are you ever ready? Are you ever really ready to
Speaker 3: have it blown?
Speaker 2: Well, prepare yourself, because that's what I'm gonna do this morning.
Speaker 2: What I'm about to tell you it's literally gonna make
Speaker 2: jose fall off his chair.
Speaker 3: Oh I'm standing.
Speaker 2: He already felt you caught yourself with your feet. You're
Speaker 2: lucky your feet.
Speaker 3: It was a jump fall.
Speaker 2: So look, these aren't as prominent anymore. But back in
Speaker 2: the day you might remember McDonald's had a bunch of characters,
Speaker 2: not just Ronald. There was the Hamburglar, They had Birdie
Speaker 2: the Early Bird, and last but not least was Grimace.
Speaker 3: Yah man. I remember there was like a playground at
Speaker 3: like outdoor playground, and you could climb up inside like
Speaker 3: a Hamburgler.
Speaker 4: Head creepy, it.
Speaker 3: Was, that's super creepy.
Speaker 2: What does don't act like you didn't see him on
Speaker 2: your happy meal the other day. Okay, you're not that young.
Speaker 2: Go google Grimace right now if you don't know who
Speaker 2: he is. But I always thought he was just a
Speaker 2: big purple monster that loves greasy food and gives children nightmares.
Speaker 2: But I guess that's not one hundred percent true.
Speaker 3: What is he? Something else?
Speaker 2: A longtime manager at McDonald's didan interview recently, and it's
Speaker 2: blowing everyone away because he claimed that Grimace is actually
Speaker 2: supposed to be a giant taste bud.
Speaker 3: That is so gross. Was monster so much better than that?
Speaker 2: If you look at taste buds on our tongue underneath
Speaker 2: a microscope, they look like big purple blobs. So maybe
Speaker 2: there's actually some truth to this.
Speaker 3: No, no, he was a giant taste bud walking around
Speaker 3: it weird like it grosses me out.
Speaker 2: It's it's a taste, but that I guess is so
Speaker 2: happy and loves burger so much that it literally is
Speaker 2: jumped out of somebody's mouth to live at McDonald's.
Speaker 3: It a happy taste. But why did they name him?
Speaker 3: Grimace never looked very happy?
Speaker 2: Well, see, the thing is McDonald's has never confirmed this,
Speaker 2: not officially, but the former manager claims it's the truth.
Speaker 3: Wow, that's really cool hanging out with the clown all day.
Speaker 2: So sorry to give you nightmares all over again. Let's
Speaker 2: move on to the shock collar question of the day.
Speaker 3: My god, I just realized my whole tongue is full
Speaker 3: of grimaces.
Speaker 2: Got a bugget all of name He's gonna draw one
Speaker 2: outsie who gets asked the trivia question. If you get
Speaker 2: it wrong, you're gonna be punished while singing a song
Speaker 2: and getting shocked. So text into seventy five nine to two,
Speaker 2: tell us what song you'd like to hear? Jose, you're
Speaker 2: drawing a name out because you had the shot collar last.
Speaker 2: And who'd you get? I got brook I only have
Speaker 2: pies for you. Yeah, Brooks putting on the shot collar.
Speaker 2: While that happens digital, Jake, please read us a shock
Speaker 2: collar question of the day.
Speaker 5: Mount Rushmore is an enormous sculpture of four American presidents
Speaker 5: in the Black Hills of South Dakota. However, presidents were
Speaker 5: not the first idea that a historian had when he
Speaker 5: suggested the monument. A man named Dwane Robinson believed that
Speaker 5: the heroes of the sculpture should not be the founding fathers,
Speaker 5: but instead he wanted four people who were instrumental at
Speaker 5: making America what it was back in the eighteen hundreds.
Speaker 5: His suggestions included Buffalo Bill Cody, who was a famous
Speaker 5: American West gun slinger, Lakota Chief Red Cloud, who is
Speaker 5: best known for his confrontations with the US government, and
Speaker 5: two other names. Today, I need you to tell me
Speaker 5: who were the two other notable figures from the eighteen
Speaker 5: hundreds who are supposed to be on the original Mount Rushmore.
Speaker 3: I liked that they were actually going to use the
Speaker 3: Native Americans.
Speaker 6: I do like that.
Speaker 2: I got one for you right away that I think
Speaker 2: is obvious. Davy Crockett, Oh, a guy to where the
Speaker 2: Coonskin had and he died at the Alamo, famous Western explorer.
Speaker 3: I was gonna go Lewis and Clark because there's two
Speaker 3: of them. I mean, it just makes sense to me,
Speaker 3: you know, the famous explorers that those are good thoughts too,
Speaker 3: you know, came out.
Speaker 2: But that would take up both of the other two then, right.
Speaker 3: That would be my easy answer, be.
Speaker 2: A really short shot collar question.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean my thought.
Speaker 7: Was Benjamin Franklin, because of all of his inventions and
Speaker 7: helping form America.
Speaker 2: It's not a bad thought. But it's the seventeen hundreds.
Speaker 3: Oh that's true. Yeah, okay, oh it was in eighteen hundreds.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's talking about eighteen hundreds. Let's get the question
Speaker 2: one more time.
Speaker 5: Historian Dwyane Robinson first suggested four figures to be immortalized
Speaker 5: on Mount Rushmore before being overruled. He initially offered Buffalo
Speaker 5: Bill Cody and a famous American West gun slinger, Lakota
Speaker 5: Chief Red Cloud, who is best known for his confrontations
Speaker 5: with the US government, and two other names.
Speaker 3: I mean, my other thought was Saka Juea, but I
Speaker 3: thought that too.
Speaker 4: But I don't think they're gonna put a female up
Speaker 4: there in general.
Speaker 2: Because they put a Native American chief up there, they'd
Speaker 2: be more willing to put a female on there too.
Speaker 3: Or they felt like we made our quota. Yeah, you know,
Speaker 3: we're it's still the white man that's making.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a diverse enough mountain at this point.
Speaker 7: Yeah, and they would have made him a white looking man.
Speaker 3: Who else would I mean, Bonnie and Clyde, who else
Speaker 3: from the eighteen hundreds? Are we thinking that we're actually
Speaker 3: monumental outside of Lewis and Clark. Can anybody ever think
Speaker 3: is it bad? I can't think any people from it.
Speaker 2: Yes, I mean, I'm just trying to think of famous
Speaker 2: people from the West. There's like Annie Oakley. She's famous
Speaker 2: for being a like a gunslander in the West.
Speaker 3: And I don't know, I think she Wasn't she an
Speaker 3: outlaw or No?
Speaker 2: No, that's like Butch Cassidy. Okay, that's Jesse James, but
Speaker 2: so much you're thinking, I'm with you.
Speaker 7: I'm like Betty White and.
Speaker 3: Jesus Betty White. They actually knew each other. That makes sense.
Speaker 2: Loaf of bread, Ratifle, Redenbaker. Oh, there we go.
Speaker 3: Okay, the Wright Brothers isn't bad.
Speaker 2: They did planes in the nineteen hundreds. Nineteen hundred, Yeah,
Speaker 2: it was the early nineteen hundreds. That's Kitty Hawk, North Carolina. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you useless information. He has no laptop or anything in
Speaker 2: front of Jeffrey, hands behind his head. I'm just a
Speaker 2: shame that I even know into this crowd.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna go Lewis and Clark.
Speaker 2: That's a good guess. That's a good guess.
Speaker 5: Well, today we see Washington, Lincoln, Jefferson, and my guy
Speaker 5: Ed Roosevelt. On the face of Mount Rushmore.
Speaker 2: Historian Dwane Robinson wanted to go in.
Speaker 5: A different direction. Initially, he suggested notable people from the
Speaker 5: American West, and I gave you two names and asked
Speaker 5: you to come up with the others. Buffalo Bill Cody
Speaker 5: and Lakota Chief Red Cloud made the list, But the
Speaker 5: other two names I was looking for are definitely a
Speaker 5: soe it with the West and going West because they
Speaker 5: explored it at the asking of Thomas Jefferson. I'm talking
Speaker 5: about best buds, Lewis and Clark.
Speaker 7: All right, we're a historians.
Speaker 3: All that time playing Oregon Trail paid off probably.
Speaker 2: Gets answers right on this more than anybody else. Like
Speaker 2: you get the most correct shot collar questions out of
Speaker 2: anybody I do. Because of that. Jake is going to
Speaker 2: take the shock today while singing the Fresh Prince of
Speaker 2: bel Air theme song.
Speaker 5: In West Philadelphia, born and raised on the playground is
Speaker 5: where we spent most of my days, chilling out Max
Speaker 5: and relaxing, all cool and shooting all be ball outside
Speaker 5: the school my hair.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's your shot collar question of the day.
Speaker 6: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: Guys, I'm worried about our second dates in the future.
Speaker 2: It's broken Jeffrey in the morning. And I just don't
Speaker 2: think people are going to have as many dates soon.
Speaker 2: It's all because of inflation.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, so bad.
Speaker 2: It's not just me speculating. Dating experts are actually saying
Speaker 2: singles across the country have been scaling back on fancy
Speaker 2: food and cocktail dates, opting instead for cheap or just
Speaker 2: free activities like walks and coffee.
Speaker 3: Boring. But maybe they'll want to call in to us
Speaker 3: even more because we give away, you know, free dinner
Speaker 3: at the end of it, and they're going to be
Speaker 3: desperate for a real night still.
Speaker 2: I mean, but I don't. I don't want people to
Speaker 2: go on boring dates to call in. Oh that's boring
Speaker 2: for us too. And there's actually a twenty nine year
Speaker 2: old man named Brian who lives in New York. He says,
Speaker 2: because food and drinks are so expensive now, all of
Speaker 2: his dates are just walking around town till they find
Speaker 2: an open bench.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, that's the whole day. Are you saying
Speaker 3: it's Alexis's one true love walking around to a bench.
Speaker 2: Well, there's other people that are doing mocktails instead of
Speaker 2: cocktail to save a few bucks on their dates because.
Speaker 3: They're trying to live the sober life. It's just because
Speaker 3: they're trying to live the broke life.
Speaker 2: Yeah, trying to save money. And because gas is so expensive,
Speaker 2: people are now meeting each other halfway in between of
Speaker 2: where they live instead of finding like a great date
Speaker 2: spot to go to, it's just let's just meet in
Speaker 2: the middle somewhere.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we have to keep public transportation.
Speaker 2: It's probably too expensive to even afore that.
Speaker 3: It's not a bad thing. It's good for the environment.
Speaker 2: And now there's a new trend where guys are thoroughly
Speaker 2: screening their dates before going out, asking are your pictures current?
Speaker 2: How current are they what? Because if I'm going to
Speaker 2: spend ninety bucks on cocktails, I need to know that
Speaker 2: these pictures were taken in the last two months.
Speaker 3: It's like an investment, exactly right. You don't want to
Speaker 3: put your money where you don't know. You can't it
Speaker 3: can't be trusted.
Speaker 2: You don't want to be scammed. Yeah, So make sure
Speaker 2: to listen to our second date updates on the Brook
Speaker 2: and Jeffrey podcast before dating goes extinct forever, Ah sad
Speaker 2: laser stores coming up. Hey, that's not sad, and that's happening. Next,
Speaker 2: it's the radio segment that's already preparing for Halloween by
Speaker 2: digging a giant ditch in his front yard, putting the
Speaker 2: hose in it, and letting it run, trying to make
Speaker 2: the spookiest sinkhole ever for tricker traders to fall into.
Speaker 3: Terrible.
Speaker 2: It's Laser Stories, the segment where we read weird news
Speaker 2: stories around the globe, just like everyone else does, except
Speaker 2: we have a laser and those other chicken rubbers just don't.
Speaker 2: This first laser story is out of London. Twenty three
Speaker 2: year old man named Henry Gray works as a bartender
Speaker 2: and has a bizarre disorder called lexical goustatory synesthesia.
Speaker 3: Can we get this mata? Raise for pronouncing that. I
Speaker 3: don't even know if it's right, but I'm impressed, Jeffrey.
Speaker 2: It felt good. Yeah, But it's a neurological condition that
Speaker 2: results in the merging of senses that aren't normally connected. Okay,
Speaker 2: So basically, Henry says he can actually taste word words
Speaker 2: when he says them, and especially when it's the names
Speaker 2: of people. So recently he was interviewed about the best
Speaker 2: and the worst tasting names I know we too. According
Speaker 2: to him, the worst female names are Merry, which apparently
Speaker 2: tastes like a pile of unwashed pink bed sheets, faintly
Speaker 2: smelling of damp mildew.
Speaker 3: That is so specific, that's my mom's name. Well, get
Speaker 3: some milded sheets over there.
Speaker 2: Another bad ones Natalie, which apparently tastes like broken wooden
Speaker 2: splinters in his mouth, and Brittany, which tastes like the
Speaker 2: sensation of having his hair caught in something and pulled
Speaker 2: really hard.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, whoa you know there's in Brittany's listening
Speaker 3: right now that we're very disappointed in my mother's naming them.
Speaker 2: Now, for men, the worst ones are Brady, tastes like
Speaker 2: it tastes like rope burn on his tongue. Yes, yeah,
Speaker 2: there's the name Dylan, which he says taste like a
Speaker 2: used toilet seat.
Speaker 3: Oh that's too bad. We work with a really nice Yeah.
Speaker 2: How does he know what a toilet seed tastes like?
Speaker 3: How does he know what pink bed sheets that taste
Speaker 3: of milk?
Speaker 2: Well, apparently Ian tastes exactly like earwax tasty. And if
Speaker 2: you're wondering, Henry says, there are some good tasting names
Speaker 2: with his century condition alice tastes like sliced apples, oscar citrus,
Speaker 2: and every time he says the name Abby, it tastes
Speaker 2: exactly like orange hubba bubba.
Speaker 8: Ooh.
Speaker 3: So if you have a bad taste in your mouth
Speaker 3: and you're this guy, you just go Abby, Abby, Abby.
Speaker 2: Abby Abby. This next lazer story is out of Holy
Speaker 2: Moley Matrimony Central. Now picture this. It's the big deck
Speaker 2: and your partner is walking down the center wearing all
Speaker 2: white a girl who likes But instead of a flower
Speaker 2: adorned ale in a church, it's the cereal aisle at
Speaker 2: your local grocery store. Oh wait, well that could be
Speaker 2: a reality thanks to the supermarket chains store Aldi, because
Speaker 2: they have a new contest where the grocery store is
Speaker 2: providing one lucky couple and up to fifty guests with
Speaker 2: an all expenses paid ald themed wedding as part of
Speaker 2: their Happily Ever Aldi contest.
Speaker 3: I mean, I love the name. How much could the
Speaker 3: expenses actually be if you're getting married in the grocery store.
Speaker 7: At least the wedding cake is pretty much provided right.
Speaker 2: The ones At a lot of time event will take
Speaker 2: place in a store near their headquarters, and the wedding
Speaker 2: will be officiated by an Aldi employee.
Speaker 3: Ah okay, someone you don't even know, a stranger. Cool.
Speaker 2: Guess A're gonna sip on grocery store cocktails from Aisle
Speaker 2: seven at the reception while enjoying Ald's special two for
Speaker 2: one wedding favors.
Speaker 3: Two for one go on.
Speaker 2: Just to ensure the memories from the quirky wedding last forever,
Speaker 2: there's going to be a storefront photo shoot in front
Speaker 2: of the mechanical rocket.
Speaker 3: You get the store security footage too, so you have
Speaker 3: it on video.
Speaker 2: We should throw that in for you. Not to mention.
Speaker 2: The lucky couples also going to receive free groceries for
Speaker 2: an entire year we go, So any interested parties will
Speaker 2: have to submit a short essay sharing your love story
Speaker 2: and agree to have the bride and Grimm's name announced
Speaker 2: by a grocery checker over the pass. I think it
Speaker 2: happens like during store hours. It happens while people are
Speaker 2: shopping around.
Speaker 3: You excuse me, I just need some curiosity.
Speaker 2: This next laser story is out of the complimentary world
Speaker 2: of Free.
Speaker 6: Jeff.
Speaker 2: So here's a good news bad news story. Okay, you
Speaker 2: might be able to snag some free donuts this weekend.
Speaker 3: I love don Don't tell me the bad news. Let's
Speaker 3: just end it there onto the next laser story.
Speaker 9: Bad news.
Speaker 2: They're mustard donuts.
Speaker 3: I'm still here. I mean, you give me a sweet
Speaker 3: hot mustard. I mean, what are we talking?
Speaker 2: Well, French Is Mustard is doing a giveaway for National
Speaker 2: Mustard Day tomorrow, and you can get two mustard flavored
Speaker 2: donuts sent to you by mail Donuts in the mail
Speaker 2: still and all you have to do is log onto
Speaker 2: dough donuts dot com at exactly nine am Eastern. And
Speaker 2: they're also handing them out at six locations throughout New
Speaker 2: York City.
Speaker 3: I mean, how are they not doing mustard filled donuts.
Speaker 2: Each one's a classic glazed donut, drizzled in a quote
Speaker 2: savory yellow mustard coating and topped with mustard cake crumbles.
Speaker 3: You know, well, we got to catch up popsicles earlier
Speaker 3: this summer.
Speaker 2: Follow if you don't get one. They also posted recipes
Speaker 2: online if you want to make your own mustard donuts
Speaker 2: at home. But the big question is what do they
Speaker 2: taste like? Well, French has said they aren't gonna officially comment,
Speaker 2: but to a few lucky people.
Speaker 9: It's gonna be a fun surprice, be a Collectible's gonna
Speaker 9: open it and need them.
Speaker 2: This next their stories out of the summer of hot
Speaker 2: like here and pretty much everywhere else. It's been super
Speaker 2: hot in Japan this summer, and it's causing a new
Speaker 2: trend to take off. People are now strapping portable fans
Speaker 2: to their cats and dogs to cool them down. I'm
Speaker 2: gonna show you some pictures here, but these are called.
Speaker 3: It's not getting caught in their firsts on their back.
Speaker 2: They're called cool dog vests, and a company in Tokyo
Speaker 2: selling them. The owner came up with the idea when
Speaker 2: she saw how hot and exhausted her chihuahua was when
Speaker 2: she took him out on summer walks. So each little
Speaker 2: fan three ounces and it's attached to a mesh vest
Speaker 2: that they have to wear. And the vessel itself probably
Speaker 2: makes them a little bit warmer, but the fan on
Speaker 2: their back is designed to circulate fresh air through their
Speaker 2: fur and across their body.
Speaker 3: I mean, I don't know, I just think it's a waste.
Speaker 2: I just feel like this.
Speaker 3: I mean it's heavy. You're putting a coat on the
Speaker 3: dog and the summer. Just bring it to like, get
Speaker 3: it a kiddie pool or something, or like cooling vest
Speaker 3: for dogs, No mustard, don't it just feels like it's
Speaker 3: gonna make them hotter.
Speaker 2: I don't think that this works regardless of how you
Speaker 2: do it. I think we can all agree our pets
Speaker 2: do need to cool down, Like this guy needs to chill.
Speaker 3: That is too high.
Speaker 2: No fan needed. That sound means laser shores has come
Speaker 2: to an end for the day. Let's do it again
Speaker 2: the same time on.
Speaker 6: Monday, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: There's so many dumb questions on the internet right now
Speaker 2: that are meant specific defectly to divide us. Is a
Speaker 2: hot dog a sandwich? Should the middle seat on a
Speaker 2: plane get both armrests? Yeah?
Speaker 3: The last two times I've sat middle seat, people have
Speaker 3: taken the arm rest.
Speaker 6: All.
Speaker 3: Sorry, I didn't mean to continue the division.
Speaker 2: I didn't know that you sat with other people on
Speaker 2: the planet. Which tooth in your mouth is the MVT?
Speaker 2: I'm all about that lateral.
Speaker 3: Incisor, I feel like is pretty important.
Speaker 2: The debate rages on. It's nice to find one question
Speaker 2: online that's actually uniting people because it asks something we
Speaker 2: all can immediately relate to what's the strangest thing you've
Speaker 2: ever seen someone by in the checkout line that you
Speaker 2: totally judge them for, And the answers were hilarious. We're
Speaker 2: going to read you the best ones coming up at
Speaker 2: sevent ten. You've probably gone through a checkout line at
Speaker 2: some point with some questionable items and thought, oh God,
Speaker 2: they're totally gonna judge me for this.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and I deserved it. I deserved to be judged.
Speaker 2: Back in the early days of our show, when Jose
Speaker 2: was broken doing crazy stunts all the time because the
Speaker 2: show's on so early. One time he walked into the
Speaker 2: grocery store at four in the morning, got two packages
Speaker 2: of adult diapers with a bottle of k y yes,
Speaker 2: and then, of course he came up twenty five cent short,
Speaker 2: so he had to go put one of the diaper
Speaker 2: packages back on the shelf. Yeah, rough morning. For a
Speaker 2: long time, one of the most hilarious, shameful moments of
Speaker 2: Jose's life.
Speaker 3: The cashier still has to be telling that story his.
Speaker 2: Friends at this because what was he thinking, like, Oh wow,
Speaker 2: this guy's really trying to keep the party going at
Speaker 2: in the morning. Then he can't afford to AND's like, no, no,
Speaker 2: I swear I work on a radio show. It's for
Speaker 2: a stunt. And they're like, uh huh, sure, buddy, whatever.
Speaker 2: So Jose understands what it's like absolutely to be judged
Speaker 2: for the items you buy. Well, most of the time,
Speaker 2: the cashiers are probably too busy or jaded to notice
Speaker 2: what you're buying. Occasionally they do, because there's a thread
Speaker 2: online that's going viral of checkers talking about the weirdest
Speaker 2: purchases they've judged people for buying.
Speaker 3: I love this. I was a checker for a while.
Speaker 3: That was the only great part of the job.
Speaker 2: Really, Yeah, just getting to judge people. This one. Number
Speaker 2: seven says a young male customer was buying various junk
Speaker 2: food items and at the end he put a bottle
Speaker 2: of children's flu medicine on the conveyor belt. When the
Speaker 2: total came up, he was short, so what did he do?
Speaker 2: Put the kid's medicine back?
Speaker 7: Sorry, I couldn't get your mess, but here's a cheeto.
Speaker 2: Didn't like trade his kids priorities. Number six, anything in
Speaker 2: a large amount is going to be weird, Like when
Speaker 2: cashier said they had a customer buy fifteen cases of
Speaker 2: red Bull. It wasn't me, they say. The other part
Speaker 2: was the person looked like they were twelve years old.
Speaker 2: So was it a twelve year old buying a bunch
Speaker 2: of red Bull? Or is red Bull the new fountain
Speaker 2: of youth?
Speaker 9: No?
Speaker 3: Not like Jennifer Lopez has been doing number five.
Speaker 2: A worker at a movie theater said that they judge
Speaker 2: people who bring their kids to R rated movies.
Speaker 3: Oh, I can see that. Sometimes it talks to people
Speaker 3: who are like, yeah, we went and saw such and such.
Speaker 3: I'm like, you did.
Speaker 7: I know my little nephew will tell me, like I
Speaker 7: watched this over the weekend.
Speaker 3: I'm like, what, you watch that back in my childhood?
Speaker 3: Though I was watching it at like age eight.
Speaker 2: Oh no, you know lash key kids, this person says.
Speaker 2: One time, she said a couple parents brought their seven
Speaker 2: year old to the movie Deadpool, and she tried to
Speaker 2: talk them out of it. Her shift was over shortly
Speaker 2: after that, but she stayed afterwards just to see the
Speaker 2: look on the kid's face when he walked out of
Speaker 2: the field.
Speaker 7: Oh Jool looks like a superhero to kids, but he
Speaker 7: is very dirty, swears a lot, don't you.
Speaker 3: The kid got a new new vocabulary that body parking.
Speaker 2: We're talking about the weirdest things people have either bought
Speaker 2: at a store or done something somewhere that the cashiers
Speaker 2: judge them for immediately. Number four, a McDonald's cashier wondered
Speaker 2: about people who order their coffees with ten sugars or more.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, to create that Starbucks drink that they well.
Speaker 2: And a Starbucks cashier says that they judge people who
Speaker 2: buy their kids double chocolate chip frappuccinos at eight in
Speaker 2: the morning.
Speaker 3: Breakfast and champions again, though that's kind of you.
Speaker 7: Every now and then we'll do a Starbucks order, and
Speaker 7: I remember, while he's back in the day, you'd get
Speaker 7: like a chocolate.
Speaker 3: Mocha, fancy stuff.
Speaker 2: Number three we kind of went over this one earlier,
Speaker 2: but bizarre combinations, it's always gonna weird people out. And
Speaker 2: this cashier says, an older gentleman brought up a large
Speaker 2: glass jug of red wine, the biggest tube of ky jelly,
Speaker 2: carried two raw potatoes.
Speaker 3: I don't see anything at all.
Speaker 2: Nothing weird at all, Jeffrey, let your mind wander.
Speaker 3: Sounds like a good night to me. Why did I
Speaker 3: get an invite?
Speaker 2: Number two, there's a lady who came to the grocery
Speaker 2: store and purchased a feminine deodorant spray, a can of
Speaker 2: bug spray, and a fly swatter.
Speaker 3: What's going on, I'm not showing what is causing.
Speaker 8: You don't think I'm camping something.
Speaker 6: Poor girl.
Speaker 2: It's like a really fat issue to me. It sounds
Speaker 2: like Brooks life.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, the first time ever had to buy like,
Speaker 3: you know, male contraceptive. Is that what we're going to say?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 3: Can I say that? I just I died inside, like
Speaker 3: I tried to buy everything else that I could at
Speaker 3: the same time, so I had like pasta.
Speaker 2: It's not just that you bought them, it's the two
Speaker 2: hundred people.
Speaker 3: It's like moving slow motion down.
Speaker 2: The And finally, the number one cashier judgment experience is
Speaker 2: an older man who came in one day and bought
Speaker 2: three things donuts, donut holes, and Elmer's glue.
Speaker 10: Do bro.
Speaker 3: My entire life.
Speaker 1: Afterwards?
Speaker 3: Well, it's okay to make it for.
Speaker 2: Kids text into seven eighty five nine to two. Though,
Speaker 2: tell us, have you ever judged someone in line at
Speaker 2: the checkout for what they were buying? We need to
Speaker 2: hear your stories. Too. Phone taps coming.
Speaker 6: Up next Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: When we do prank phone calls, some of us get
Speaker 2: into character for them. Yeah, like I have my old
Speaker 2: man Ellen winter Bottom.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I like your service.
Speaker 2: Sun's out comes out the Brook has her chain smoking
Speaker 2: truck driver character. Is it Marlin? Yeah, there it is,
Speaker 2: which is just Brook in the future. Ye, we all
Speaker 2: did it once and texters at seven eight, five nine
Speaker 2: two said they loved it, which shot.
Speaker 3: To me, there's a couple of truck drivers. I got DM.
Speaker 3: I'm just gonna let you know.
Speaker 2: And then there's Jose And one of his most requested
Speaker 2: fan favorite characters is Clover. Yeah, former British Intelligence Black
Speaker 2: Ops soldier who takes his military training everywhere he goes,
Speaker 2: and of course takes it way too seriously. And today
Speaker 2: he has his sight set on a new location that
Speaker 2: you'll find in almost every neighborhood in North America. You're
Speaker 2: gonna find out where in your phone tap right now.
Speaker 11: On the twenties, Thanks for calling market is how can
Speaker 11: I help you?
Speaker 1: Oi? Is this a secure loaning.
Speaker 6: Huh?
Speaker 1: Is this loaning secure?
Speaker 12: Uh?
Speaker 11: I don't know. Let me this is just a grocery
Speaker 11: store line. Who's calling.
Speaker 1: The name's Frank, but my mates call me Clover because
Speaker 1: I'm lucky to be alive.
Speaker 11: Okay, what do you mean?
Speaker 1: Ten minutes ago, I witnessed a metium sized woman about
Speaker 1: yay hi, put a nectarine in her pocket and just
Speaker 1: walk right out the front door.
Speaker 11: Well, thanks for letting us know. There's not much that
Speaker 11: we can do about it, though, Unfortunately, Well what are.
Speaker 1: You going to do about it? We're in the middle
Speaker 1: of a crisis.
Speaker 11: Okay. Well, I don't know if you're aware of like
Speaker 11: policies and that, but there's not much that we can do.
Speaker 11: You know, we're not allowed to pursue any shoplifters. We're
Speaker 11: just supposed to.
Speaker 1: Then you're lucky you have me because I don't work
Speaker 1: for the store or the cops.
Speaker 4: So what are you saying.
Speaker 11: I'm just not following what you're saying.
Speaker 1: I'm a former black ob specialist for six I have
Speaker 1: a set skills that you might find extremely useful.
Speaker 11: Okay, if you catch my drift, I'm just reiterating this.
Speaker 11: This is a grocery store.
Speaker 1: A further if that's why I'm taking this seriously, write
Speaker 1: this down. I need an empty room in the back
Speaker 1: of the shop, preferdly were to sink with running water
Speaker 1: in a package of one hundred and twenty zip ties.
Speaker 11: Wait, you want a room in the back correct?
Speaker 1: What also? I need a car battery with two jumper cables,
Speaker 1: and I'll have the thief squinting like a pig and
Speaker 1: a Moroccan bizarre.
Speaker 11: Oh, that's not necessary. We don't need to make a
Speaker 11: torture room for somebody who has stolen orange.
Speaker 1: It was a necked rain. Attention to detail love, Okay,
Speaker 1: the morder you'll get in your pockets picked.
Speaker 11: Yeah, I appreciate the call, but I think we're just
Speaker 11: going to handle it on our end.
Speaker 1: Here, I'm hiding inside of one of your freezers right now.
Speaker 1: What what, I'm in a freezer one.
Speaker 11: Of our in a freezer. You're here in our store, affirmative.
Speaker 1: I'm tailing a bloke who may or may not have
Speaker 1: put a bag of frozen fish dicks on his nickers.
Speaker 11: Listen, Frank or whatever your name is, you need to
Speaker 11: get out of our freezer, and you need to leave
Speaker 11: our store Roger d immediately.
Speaker 1: You want me to close in on the target copy.
Speaker 11: No, No, I do not need you to close in
Speaker 11: on the target. I need you to get out of
Speaker 11: the freezer.
Speaker 1: I'll have him hog tied at register for in less
Speaker 1: than three minutes.
Speaker 11: No, sir, No, sir, no, don't you dare?
Speaker 1: I just need the green light? Do I have it?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 11: Are you hearing me?
Speaker 12: No?
Speaker 1: I need your green light to add his phone prank
Speaker 1: once it's over, copy white one, just say the word copy.
Speaker 4: What did you just say?
Speaker 1: My name isn't really Clover, It's actually Jose.
Speaker 2: This is my real voice.
Speaker 11: What is going on right now?
Speaker 2: I'm not in your grocery store. You can calm down.
Speaker 7: I've actually had a radio station and I'm doing a
Speaker 7: prank phone call on you.
Speaker 1: Oh what are your coworkers?
Speaker 3: You know your coworker Laura, she set you up.
Speaker 11: Oh my, I'm like joking.
Speaker 7: She said you had a lot of shoplifters lately, so
Speaker 7: she thought it might be helpful to have someone like
Speaker 7: you know, in British intelligence come and take care of
Speaker 7: the job.
Speaker 11: That's crazy.
Speaker 1: I'll meet you in the back room and three minutes
Speaker 1: with a zip toys in the battery, cables, sculping Roger Wax.
Speaker 11: Let's make it on pa.
Speaker 7: WHOA Okay, now I'm scared of you Lady.
Speaker 6: Week up every morning with fo tabs weekday mornings on
Speaker 6: the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: It's the one thing that you can order on a
Speaker 2: brunch date that guarantees you'll both have a good.
Speaker 3: Time bacon whoa.
Speaker 2: But also might blow your shot at having another hangout.
Speaker 2: And it's something that a lot of us in studio
Speaker 2: have never even heard of before four until we talk
Speaker 2: to the person on the phone today. In fact, Brooke
Speaker 2: has already tried to door dash three of them to
Speaker 2: the studio since she learned about it.
Speaker 3: Nobody stopped talking. I got two of my desks.
Speaker 2: You're gonna find out what it is in your second
Speaker 2: date update coming up, next second date update. What's the
Speaker 2: best way to quickly get to know someone? Is it
Speaker 2: by asking them insightful, interesting questions? That's not gonna work.
Speaker 2: Is it by putting them in a high stress situation,
Speaker 2: like a spontaneous fire in the back seat of their
Speaker 2: car and see how they react to it. Oh my god, maybe,
Speaker 2: but no, I see what you're saying. The authorities could
Speaker 2: get involved. It's a little bit rich, aren't.
Speaker 3: We just gonna go with get drunk with them. That's
Speaker 3: how I do it.
Speaker 2: But that's all the time. I mean, how are you
Speaker 2: supposed to differentiate? We think the best way is to
Speaker 2: read what they wrote on their dating profile and make
Speaker 2: judgments off of their That's what we've been doing a
Speaker 2: lot lately, and it brings us to Dean, who wants
Speaker 2: a second date update Dean, Welcome to the show.
Speaker 12: Hey, thanks for having me on.
Speaker 3: Okay, are we reading Dean's profile or we're going to
Speaker 3: go into his dates profile?
Speaker 2: First off, did you buy your date on fire?
Speaker 3: I'm worried now, Jeff, he's just the car.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, the earning fires involved with your date, Dean?
Speaker 12: No, there are no fires.
Speaker 2: Okay, so let's go back to the tried and true
Speaker 2: test of seeing what's on their dating profile. Can you
Speaker 2: tell us what's on your dates profile? What's her name?
Speaker 12: By the way, her name is Danielle.
Speaker 2: Danielle. Okay, can you pull up Danielle's profile and just
Speaker 2: read some of the stuff on her bio to us.
Speaker 12: I didn't hang out.
Speaker 3: Those are very honest and deep. Let me get she
Speaker 3: likes hiking, she likes to be spontaneous, she hates drama.
Speaker 12: Uh huh, Actually, none of those are really on there.
Speaker 12: So wow, she's a morning person with a nighttime energy.
Speaker 3: A morning person with a nighttime energy.
Speaker 6: Never heard.
Speaker 3: I mean she's just again now I'm back to she's
Speaker 3: drunk in the morning, a little unstable.
Speaker 12: Sounds like lady not looking to be tied down, just
Speaker 12: dating right now.
Speaker 3: Okay, that could be the reason why she's not calling
Speaker 3: me back right there, Okay, could be.
Speaker 12: But the other one looks like I'm fragile, not like
Speaker 12: a rose, but like a bomb with the bomb emoji.
Speaker 3: That means she's crazy.
Speaker 2: Perfect for a reality TV show, island or something.
Speaker 3: She sounds really fun, almost for fun. Yeah, just don't
Speaker 3: make her mad.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, when you met up with her, did she
Speaker 2: seem fun?
Speaker 12: She did. We decided on a Sunday brunch person get
Speaker 12: night time energy, and so we ordered sting called a
Speaker 12: brunch punch I think it was called. It was like
Speaker 12: a large glass, like a wine glass. There was like
Speaker 12: juice straws in the drink, a big cup. It hadn't
Speaker 12: lots of alcohol, I know that, like.
Speaker 2: Or junkle juice like an a ms yeas serving like
Speaker 2: a punch.
Speaker 3: There's all sorts of different names, but the same.
Speaker 12: Yeah.
Speaker 3: The same everywhere.
Speaker 2: Wow, make you puke exactly.
Speaker 3: You're sweet and delicious.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you guys are splitting one of those in the morning.
Speaker 12: Yes, you're right. We've opening on us pretty quickly.
Speaker 3: You know, it's called brunch punch because it's like a
Speaker 3: punch to your face.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 12: We laughed about a lot of stupid stuff. There was
Speaker 12: like I don't really remember a lot of it, but
Speaker 12: I remember like there was a bit of a zebra Zebra.
Speaker 2: You were were hallucinating zebras and we were talking about zebras.
Speaker 12: I'm not sure. We got pretty floppy.
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, And did you guys stay at the brunch
Speaker 3: spot the whole time or did you head somewhere else?
Speaker 12: Well, we stayed there. Was like we had a couple
Speaker 12: hours of fun there, you know what I mean. So
Speaker 12: we agreed we're definitely going to do it again.
Speaker 3: Like, yeah, you're like best friends by the end of
Speaker 3: something like that. Friends, I'm sorry, boyfriend girlfriend.
Speaker 2: At the end, I'm worried. Did you feel like a
Speaker 2: romantic connection with her?
Speaker 12: I mean, I guess I couldn't feel my legs at
Speaker 12: you know, we were sitting down for so long. It's
Speaker 12: like when I got up like I was like, hold.
Speaker 2: Is now your legs? That's what love feels, like, I hear.
Speaker 3: Having fun, We're having so much fun and then you
Speaker 3: stand up. You're like, whoa right?
Speaker 12: And I definitely wasn't standing straight, that's for sure. So nice. Okay,
Speaker 12: I've been trying to date her, but she keeps telling
Speaker 12: me like wrong times, so like that's the deal, Like
Speaker 12: I'm not completely getting ghosted, But.
Speaker 3: What do you mean wrong times? Wrong time to hang
Speaker 3: out with her?
Speaker 12: Right? Like it's a bad time.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, but you are in contact with her still,
Speaker 2: Like how long has it been since the brunch punch date?
Speaker 12: Brunch ones? In? Like three weeks and she mentioned brunch.
Speaker 3: Again, Oh she did? Okay, So it sounds like maybe
Speaker 3: she thinks you're expecting more from her and she's not
Speaker 3: ready to have you know, who knows. Maybe maybe it's
Speaker 3: something else.
Speaker 12: But I don't want to get ripped every morning for
Speaker 12: breakfast with this girl. Yeah, I want to go like
Speaker 12: on a real date, you know, nighttime.
Speaker 2: Oh so does that mean that you turned her down
Speaker 2: for the second brunch?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 12: I mean I turned her down because I was working
Speaker 12: during that time, you know, Like I was I had
Speaker 12: work so okay, she.
Speaker 2: Wanted to go out with you during a work day
Speaker 2: in the morning.
Speaker 3: So we'll try to get you a what you call
Speaker 3: a real date a little more sober.
Speaker 2: Well, let's not go that far. I mean we want
Speaker 2: to we still want to have fun right.
Speaker 12: At so by one that's a little crazy.
Speaker 2: Well, we're going to call dan Yelle for you, and
Speaker 2: I want to see this nighttime energy in the morning myself.
Speaker 3: I mean she's perfect for our show.
Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe, sure, we'll place one of us and we
Speaker 2: wanted to work anymore. We'll call her and try and
Speaker 2: get you a second date. Update right after this.
Speaker 6: Date.
Speaker 2: Usually when somebody says they left a date with no
Speaker 2: feeling in their legs, it's from a mind blowing hook up,
Speaker 2: but not with Dan. No, his paralysis came from a
Speaker 2: brunch punch drink off with Danielle because they've been sitting
Speaker 2: down at brunch drinking a very very strong concoction together
Speaker 2: that caused him to go numb from the waist down
Speaker 2: and laugh a lot about Zebras. I guess he.
Speaker 3: Doesn't remember the details. He remember the stripes.
Speaker 2: Thanks to the brunch punch, but they both said that
Speaker 2: they wanted to see each other afterwards, and she's not
Speaker 2: completely ghosting him either, which bodes very well for us
Speaker 2: getting another date.
Speaker 9: Right.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she even invited him to brunch again. I mean,
Speaker 3: why don't you just go that route? I know you
Speaker 3: say you want a real date, but like maybe two
Speaker 3: brunches and then your nighttime date.
Speaker 12: Oh listen, I want to be clear, like, I don't
Speaker 12: mind the drinking at brunch. I just want other experiences,
Speaker 12: you know.
Speaker 7: Oh god, it's like going to the same movie again
Speaker 7: or something.
Speaker 2: Let's try something new. I get it. Not everybody wants
Speaker 2: to blow off work to get drunk with some random
Speaker 2: person in the morning. That's not you, Dean. But that's okay.
Speaker 2: We're gonna try and get you a second date anyway.
Speaker 2: You ready, Awesome?
Speaker 12: I am ready.
Speaker 3: I think that's gonna be easy. I mean, like, what
Speaker 3: a nice thing to say, like I want a different
Speaker 3: experience with you.
Speaker 2: I mean, she might be ripped when she answers, but
Speaker 2: well that'll make it even easier to get a yes
Speaker 2: out of us. So let's try it all, right, here
Speaker 2: we go.
Speaker 13: Hello.
Speaker 2: Oh, that's a sober hello, right, hey Danielle. Oh, let's
Speaker 2: call her back in out, Hey, what's up?
Speaker 4: Who's this.
Speaker 2: This is a morning show called Brook and Jeffrey in
Speaker 2: the Morning.
Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe you listen. We heard your real morning person.
Speaker 4: I'm from who you don't know?
Speaker 3: Something else?
Speaker 2: We heard it from a guy you went out with
Speaker 2: the other day named Dean.
Speaker 3: Oh, okay, it was a couple of weeks ago.
Speaker 2: Yeah, sorry it was. She said about three weeks ago.
Speaker 2: You guys to brunch together.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so, uh, why are you calling me?
Speaker 2: Well, Dean wants a little bit of help today because
Speaker 2: he said that you two have been in contact with
Speaker 2: each other since your date happened, which honestly is a
Speaker 2: lot different than a lot of the people that we
Speaker 2: talked to in these second date updates.
Speaker 7: Most of the time they're just ghosting, like no communication.
Speaker 7: At least you guys are kind of talking.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and it sounds like you have a real vibe
Speaker 3: with Dean.
Speaker 2: And so we're just trying to get YouTube back together.
Speaker 2: And he's not sure if you're just like stringing him
Speaker 2: along or if the timing isn't working out. But he
Speaker 2: wants to see you again.
Speaker 4: Oh, I mean, this is weird, but I guess you
Speaker 4: can tell him, yeah, I'll see him again.
Speaker 3: No, we know you want to see him again.
Speaker 7: You just mean, like, why, I guess to be direct,
Speaker 7: Why only brunch? It seems like that's the anything You're interesting?
Speaker 3: Well expensive, He said that.
Speaker 2: He said that he's been trying to arrange dates with
Speaker 2: you a lot and you keep saying no. And you
Speaker 2: asked him for a brunch date during the work day.
Speaker 4: Yeah, because that's when I'm available.
Speaker 3: Oh do you work?
Speaker 6: Like?
Speaker 3: Are you like, yeah, are you working nights? You work
Speaker 3: in a restaurant or a bar or something?
Speaker 4: Oh no, like I'm midshift. But no, I just already
Speaker 4: have a night guy.
Speaker 3: What do you mean you have.
Speaker 4: A night guy, like a guy I go on nighttime
Speaker 4: dates with, like I told him I was dating.
Speaker 3: Oh, we you have a different guy for each part
Speaker 3: of the day.
Speaker 2: It's like a schedule. This is amazing.
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, listen, my job's really important to me and
Speaker 4: I have friends and I'm doing this dating thing, so like,
Speaker 4: I'm really effective at scheduling my time. So yeah, I
Speaker 4: have a guy that I see like two nights a
Speaker 4: week for dinner and I'm not hanging out with friends
Speaker 4: or working. And then I have a lunchtime guy that
Speaker 4: I see like once a week, like the morning slot
Speaker 4: was open, and I mean, like, Dean's cool, but he's
Speaker 4: not a morning person like I'm When we before we.
Speaker 3: Call it, I thought you were going to be a
Speaker 3: total mess.
Speaker 2: And you're extremely organized.
Speaker 3: Like that's a lot to wow. Does lunch guy know
Speaker 3: about dinner guy or is this like a cheating thing?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 4: No, Like I've been really open and told everyone i'm dating,
Speaker 4: Like I even said out my dating profile that I'm
Speaker 4: not looking to be tied down.
Speaker 2: You know, well we did hear about that, but Dean
Speaker 2: never mentioned anything about a scheduled guy for each part
Speaker 2: of the day.
Speaker 4: I don't think, yeah, I'm not going to tell him,
Speaker 4: like some guys get super weird about that stuff. Like
Speaker 4: I mentioned I was dating. I'm not going to be like, hey,
Speaker 4: I can't see you tonight because I'm seeing another dude tonight.
Speaker 4: You know how some guys get this was fun.
Speaker 3: I can't wait to tell three boyfriends the Dean's got
Speaker 3: runch energy but not nighttime energy.
Speaker 13: I seek, No, it's not that, it's just that, like
Speaker 13: I already have a nighttime slot, and like the nighttime
Speaker 13: guy's cool, Like if a lunch or dinners open, I'd
Speaker 13: be willing to, like offer it to him.
Speaker 3: He could get a raise.
Speaker 2: Level up to lunch. You've been lay three times for
Speaker 2: our date. I'm gonna have to move you know, motive
Speaker 2: better than look, Danielle. I know you you didn't want
Speaker 2: to tell him, you know, face to face that, but
Speaker 2: you already kind of told him over the phone because
Speaker 2: Dean's been listening on the other line.
Speaker 4: Oh that's awkward.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that is kind of awkward. Huh.
Speaker 3: It's good for him to know, Dean you're there.
Speaker 12: Oh my gosh, what is this all about.
Speaker 3: Asking us for her?
Speaker 2: I think yeah.
Speaker 4: I mean, like I told you, I'm dating. Like I
Speaker 4: got out of a pretty serious relationship a few months ago.
Speaker 4: I'm not looking for that. I'm really taking time to
Speaker 4: like work on me and work on what I like
Speaker 4: and what I want and like with my schedule. This
Speaker 4: is just what I have available. And Dean like, you're cool.
Speaker 4: I know the morning slot is not the most ideal.
Speaker 4: Should probably write the one that I have open. I'm
Speaker 4: a morning person.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 4: I'd like to see you again if you're up for it.
Speaker 12: What I mean, I only have one slot? Why are
Speaker 12: you doing this?
Speaker 3: Wait? I can't tell Dean, are you like open to
Speaker 3: this idea. Are you insulted?
Speaker 2: Like, where are you at the morning guy?
Speaker 12: I'm just trying to wrap my head around this whole thing, right,
Speaker 12: And I'm thinking the morning guy is like the most
Speaker 12: friend zone of all the guys that you.
Speaker 4: Could be Danielle Oh, I mean, like, if that's your perspective.
Speaker 4: But like I said, I'm a morning person, Like I'm
Speaker 4: up at five am. Anyway, there's a lot of fun
Speaker 4: things you can do in the morning that's not just brunch.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think I would think lunch would suck the most,
Speaker 3: to be honest, I.
Speaker 4: Mean, lunch Guy's really fun. Although now that I think
Speaker 4: about it, lunch Guy's going out of town next week,
Speaker 4: well like a week and a half from now, so
Speaker 4: like two weeks. So if you wanted a lunchtime slot
Speaker 4: that week, I mean we can have. If you're not
Speaker 4: a brunch.
Speaker 2: Guy, you could be a substitute for a week. Dean.
Speaker 12: Can I reach out to the nighttime guy and maybe
Speaker 12: switch spots with him? Like, can we work something out
Speaker 12: with him.
Speaker 2: And do a little negotiation between you two.
Speaker 4: No, that's so weird.
Speaker 3: That's weird.
Speaker 12: What maybe I could tell them about the drinking in
Speaker 12: the morning and he'll get into that and let that'll
Speaker 12: be a good skin. Nice listen.
Speaker 4: I live and die by my Google calendar, and if
Speaker 4: you can't fit into a slot on my Google calendar,
Speaker 4: I just don't think it's gonna work.
Speaker 2: That's great. Maybe you should just forward your Google doc
Speaker 2: over to him so that everybody can see it and
Speaker 2: show them the slots that they want to go on
Speaker 2: a date with you.
Speaker 7: You guys can make notes after each date of see
Speaker 7: when someone's out of town.
Speaker 12: If I get that week with the lunch slot, do
Speaker 12: I miss the morning slot, or do I can? I
Speaker 12: can I get you?
Speaker 2: You're sounding a little bit greedy now, Dean coming.
Speaker 3: If you think about it, dinner, dinner and breakfast would
Speaker 3: be a better situation that you can just stay shift
Speaker 3: in the morning.
Speaker 2: And it's like, who wants pancakes?
Speaker 4: I don't know, Deed, you seem pretty cool, but like
Speaker 4: you called a radio station to track me down. I
Speaker 4: don't know if this is the lifestyle for you.
Speaker 2: We're oh god, hey, we're about to lose her here.
Speaker 2: We got to get her back. So Danielle, we'd like
Speaker 2: to send you on another date here with Dean, a
Speaker 2: lunchtime date and we'll pay for it.
Speaker 13: Oh yeah, I guess so.
Speaker 4: But like I said, I've got that one lunch slot
Speaker 4: that opens in two weeks, so you gotta be cool
Speaker 4: with that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, you got it, I guess. So are
Speaker 2: you down?
Speaker 12: I guess I gotta take what I can get, right.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Wait, so the beginning, all you wanted.
Speaker 9: Was to run.
Speaker 3: Lunch.
Speaker 2: I want to see her Google.
Speaker 12: I didn't know what again, but this is a lot
Speaker 12: of thinking.
Speaker 3: Impressed.
Speaker 2: Next week, we're going to boot the night guy out
Speaker 2: of his slot. Are you ready for that?
Speaker 6: Dean?
Speaker 3: That is right man turn into dessert.
Speaker 6: Man, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: I swear when we do a second date update update
Speaker 2: with them, like months from now, Dean better have knocked
Speaker 2: off the current night guy.
Speaker 3: And I'm proud of you for being cool with that.
Speaker 3: That that she's got the different shifts, Yeah I know.
Speaker 3: I mean, maybe she's looking for an overnight guy. We
Speaker 3: never asked that, you know, the overnight shift not usually
Speaker 3: that glamorous, but in this case, something you'd want.
Speaker 7: First, long he's still a member of her company.
Speaker 1: I guess you could.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a good thing. First, he's going to have
Speaker 2: to prove that he can hang with her at lunch. Yeah,
Speaker 2: maybe she's even auditioning him right now to be the
Speaker 2: new lunch guy. And then the lunch dude gets bumped
Speaker 2: back down to breakfast.
Speaker 3: Dude, he better go change his LinkedIn profile right now.
Speaker 2: How ashamed do you feel if you're the guy who
Speaker 2: gets bumped back down to breakfast?
Speaker 7: And do they ever show up at the wrong time
Speaker 7: and go, oh, I forgot, I'm.
Speaker 3: Not on this time? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Awkward, but I don't know. We're hoping for the best
Speaker 2: for those two. If you ever want to get a
Speaker 2: second eight update for yourself, though, you can always reach
Speaker 2: out to the show. We'll call the person who isn't
Speaker 2: calling you back.
Speaker 6: Frooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: We're minutes away from my song of the week. Yes,
Speaker 2: and I googled recently the top things that make you smile?
Speaker 3: Okay, cool, that's a nice Google search.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and there's a lot of good ones in there.
Speaker 2: Some of the answers were looking back at old photographs
Speaker 2: a for sure, finding ten bucks in an old pair
Speaker 2: of jeans.
Speaker 3: Oh that's clutch.
Speaker 2: Eating enough comfort food in one sitting where the buttons
Speaker 2: fly off your pants.
Speaker 3: Wow, that one went six feet.
Speaker 2: I was surprised though that my song of the Week
Speaker 2: didn't make the top ten, but cuddling a random child
Speaker 2: in a kindergarten playground did Wait, that's a problem. What
Speaker 2: list am I looking at?
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Oh God, the Internet's horrible.
Speaker 3: It is, so are a.
Speaker 2: Lot of the people in it. Yeah, so we're going
Speaker 2: to bring some light to that area, hopefully when I
Speaker 2: sing my song in the week that's coming up at
Speaker 2: eight ten. All right, it's time for Young Jeffrey's Song
Speaker 2: of the Week.
Speaker 3: Yay.
Speaker 2: Yes, And if you have the courage to log on
Speaker 2: the internet right now and browse around, do it mean
Speaker 2: God bless you. Yeah, there's just so much bad stuff
Speaker 2: out there. All it takes is five minutes to send
Speaker 2: you into a deep, dark depression.
Speaker 3: Oh my god. I closed my browser right before we
Speaker 3: did this song because I try it. It was too much.
Speaker 7: Yeah too, It's like, I'm just trying to find something
Speaker 7: good and I can't.
Speaker 2: I mean, between the political news and the celebrity scandals,
Speaker 2: it is hard to feel happy when you get online
Speaker 2: right now. And then once you finally find something that
Speaker 2: you actually enjoy, something that really puts a smile on
Speaker 2: your face for even a few milliseconds. Maybe it's a
Speaker 2: video of a baby elephant tripping over its feet into
Speaker 2: a big bucket of water. Even that wholesomeness can be
Speaker 2: instantly ruined by an ugly comment from a vulgar, self
Speaker 2: righteous Internet troll. They are the STDs of the web.
Speaker 3: And they work so hard.
Speaker 2: Yes, they are so hard working. They're on twenty four
Speaker 2: to seven, browsing around all day and night, spewing toxicity,
Speaker 2: trying to ruin other people's days for what for their
Speaker 2: own amusement.
Speaker 3: Dude, they were even infesting poor Alexis's Instagram. You guys,
Speaker 3: we've been doing right now long enough. Take us down,
Speaker 3: don't take the newbie.
Speaker 2: I'm not just talking about it. Let's talking about all
Speaker 2: Internet trolls all over the place. Internet trolls are obnoxious,
Speaker 2: they're callous, but most of all, they're just pathetic. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: I feel bad for them because you have to think
Speaker 2: what kind of person actually spends their life trying to
Speaker 2: spread negativity.
Speaker 3: Around physical people?
Speaker 2: And so I thought there needs to be a song
Speaker 2: that addresses the trolls of the Internet in a fun way. Okay,
Speaker 2: So instead of singing the famous song from Little Mermaid,
Speaker 2: Poor unfortunate souls. Oh it's young Jeffrey's poor Internet trolls. Yeah,
Speaker 2: we're already getting texting from trolls. This song sucks.
Speaker 3: Yet Jeffrey makes a terrible orsla.
Speaker 2: I know, all right, I'm gonna point when I'm ready.
Speaker 2: Let's go point, my dear sweet child. That's what they do.
Speaker 2: It's what they live for, to say.
Speaker 9: Obscene, malicious things, all for sport. Poor trolls with no
Speaker 9: morals to guide them up on Twitter, they can be
Speaker 9: a little nasty on the Facebook. Yes, they really give
Speaker 9: them fits. And they look, they hunt, they pray. There's
Speaker 9: not much that they won't say. On TikTok, Instagram and
Speaker 9: even Twitch, God bless from the head quarters up in
Speaker 9: their mama's attic, they can cause an to act like
Speaker 9: she's possessed.
Speaker 2: They will take the.
Speaker 9: Lowest path as they sit back and they laugh watching
Speaker 9: healthy men have cardiac arrest. Pathetic, poor interneturs, insane.
Speaker 2: Indeed, this one is a real winner. This one only
Speaker 2: picks on girls, so I block them from my feet.
Speaker 2: Those poor internaturals. My dad, it's true, But when he's posting,
Speaker 2: he's a goblin, crazy wack conspiracies. Do I help him?
Speaker 2: Why would you?
Speaker 9: They're always spreading lies as they buzz around like flies.
Speaker 2: In like a ginger.
Speaker 8: I believe they have no souls.
Speaker 9: Chrissy Tiggan is no saint, but she splatches them like paint,
Speaker 9: all those poor internatural.
Speaker 2: But Jeffrey, how will I?
Speaker 1: Oh, it's a truth.
Speaker 2: They've got their taunts.
Speaker 9: Their pop is tone and don't underestimate the usage.
Speaker 2: Of vulgar language. They're the Clammegan. No stallion doesn't matter.
Speaker 2: They'll insist that CARDI p must be a.
Speaker 9: Bore, but as must as they persist, they'll never once
Speaker 9: admit that they haven't really seen a wop before.
Speaker 5: Come on away.
Speaker 2: They thrive on aggravation. Insults and irritation are their plan.
Speaker 8: They'll talk mess about Lebron, hurl an insult at your
Speaker 8: mom because integrity is a trait they don't command.
Speaker 2: Come on you, pour into a troll. Go ahead, write
Speaker 2: your post because your grammar is atrocious and your medicine
Speaker 2: tastes bitter. Don't believe me, try it, Jose.
Speaker 8: Those poorts are at tros tad.
Speaker 2: I'm glued. They will bait you and brate you lay
Speaker 2: a turd and call it.
Speaker 9: Gold just like a refrigerator on the inside, they're cold.
Speaker 2: Do y'all hear the keyboard.
Speaker 8: It's clattering with sweets and dollan bond poll daft in
Speaker 8: till that you.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, Disney song that was.
Speaker 1: So amazing.
Speaker 2: Good job.
Speaker 3: Christy Tiagan is the Queen of taking me.
Speaker 2: She's amazing white Knight of the Internet. So if anyone
Speaker 2: out there is being harassed online by a troll lately,
Speaker 2: you know what, don't let them get to you, Okay,
Speaker 2: Just you have to think about the type of person
Speaker 2: who tries to hurt other people for fun, Like, what
Speaker 2: does that say about who they really are? We love you,
Speaker 2: we do I we love you. We want you to
Speaker 2: stay positive and be happy because that's what the world
Speaker 2: needs right now.
Speaker 3: Absolutely, go share this song. Maybe the trolls will like it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, troll it. Yeah, I will read all the tea. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Text into seven eight five nine to two tell us
Speaker 2: what you thought about the song of the.
Speaker 6: Week brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: Still getting text into seven eight five nine two regarding
Speaker 2: my new song of the week, So good bro, if
Speaker 2: you missed it today. Instead of singing the famous song
Speaker 2: from Little Mermaid, Poor Unfortunate Soul.
Speaker 3: My gosh, it's amazing.
Speaker 2: That is a great song. But I did my own
Speaker 2: version called poor Internet Trolls.
Speaker 3: You did it so well.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I sang it because the world needs some
Speaker 2: positivity right now. So we asked for text to seven, eight, five,
Speaker 2: nine to two, asking people what they thought about the song.
Speaker 2: One person said, thanks for the song, Jeff, I only
Speaker 2: caught the last part of it. I actually own the
Speaker 2: collection of trolls in my bedroom. My favorite one is
Speaker 2: the one with the crazy pink hair I was a kid.
Speaker 6: Hair.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, maybe you should listen to the first part
Speaker 2: of the song.
Speaker 6: I don't know.
Speaker 3: You got to hear the whole thing.
Speaker 2: Let him stay happy.
Speaker 12: Sure.
Speaker 2: Another one said, why do I feel like Jeff is
Speaker 2: the greatest secret Internet troll of all time and the
Speaker 2: only reason why he's sang this song was to throw
Speaker 2: us off his scent?
Speaker 3: Okay, you guys, we're too jaded. There's no way Jeff
Speaker 3: is a troll.
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I'm looking at him another conspiracy theorist on the tax
Speaker 2: boor and what a surprise. But anyway, if you like
Speaker 2: the song, you want to hear it again, just go
Speaker 2: to our morning show Facebook page Brook and Jeffrey and
Speaker 2: can I just request this one time? If you do
Speaker 2: leave a comment, please try and be positive. You just
Speaker 2: try it now.
Speaker 3: We're getting tons of troll message.
Speaker 2: Okay, it'd be weird.
Speaker 3: Okay, fine, going first, psychology, you need to use that instead,
Speaker 3: I think.
Speaker 2: Okay, go ahead, troll my troll song.
Speaker 6: We golls Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: We're going for eleven wins in a row today. And
Speaker 2: right before we came on, Brooke notified the entire room
Speaker 2: that she really has to pee.
Speaker 3: I do, yes, very bad.
Speaker 2: So we're gonna get this over. No, We're gonna draw
Speaker 2: this game out as long and slow as possible.
Speaker 3: You know what, It's gonna be more painfully for you
Speaker 3: by the end of it, is it?
Speaker 2: Do that? Yes? Well, let's see how our listener who
Speaker 2: wants to play you, her name is Jen, how she feels, Jen? Hey,
Speaker 2: how do you feel about Brooks bladder control problems?
Speaker 12: Jen?
Speaker 3: I haven't peed myself yet?
Speaker 10: Okay, Well, any leg up I can have, I'll take
Speaker 10: it all right.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm crossing them together as hard as I can
Speaker 3: right now. Actually she is squatting a little bit.
Speaker 2: Oh, Okay, Brook's gonna waddle out of the room. And
Speaker 2: while that happens, Jen, you know how the game is played.
Speaker 2: You have thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
Speaker 1: I'll throw water questions.
Speaker 2: If you don't know on, Jen, you can just say pass.
Speaker 2: But you do have to beat Brooke out right to win.
Speaker 2: Are you ready?
Speaker 6: Ready?
Speaker 2: Okay, here we go. Your time starts now. Today's nashal
Speaker 2: ampersan day and ampersand is short for what word? And
Speaker 2: Albert Einstein once said, I have no special talents. I'm
Speaker 2: just passionately.
Speaker 12: What smart?
Speaker 2: How do you say Merry Christmas in Spanish? At least
Speaker 2: since the year two thousand? Which famous woman appears on
Speaker 2: the US one dollar coin.
Speaker 4: Anthony?
Speaker 2: Which of these was built to be temporary and torn
Speaker 2: down shortly after space needle or the Eiffel Tower? All right,
Speaker 2: you got those answers in Let's bring Brook back into
Speaker 2: the studio. You still dry, Brook, she's still driving, okay,
Speaker 2: And Jen says on my phone screen, you're here that
Speaker 2: you help people sell products online?
Speaker 6: Yes?
Speaker 2: What does that mean?
Speaker 10: Any business or any person that wants to sell on
Speaker 10: the biggest e commerce platform ever can come to me
Speaker 10: and I can help do that for them.
Speaker 2: Only small people are allowed to sell.
Speaker 3: No, she's selling small people.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, on a human trafficking situation.
Speaker 12: I see.
Speaker 3: God the children, yeah, I mean they're considered small people
Speaker 3: as well, Yeah, totally. I think my best friend, she's
Speaker 3: like maybe five foot she may qualify? Does she qualified?
Speaker 6: All right?
Speaker 2: Right, so Jen, we will probably be contacting you for
Speaker 2: some advice a little after this. But now it's Brooks turn.
Speaker 2: Are you ready?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 2: Your time starts now. Today is national ampersand day and
Speaker 2: ampersand is short for what word the and Albert Einstein
Speaker 2: once said, I have no special talents. I'm just passionately
Speaker 2: what curious? How do you say Merry Christmas?
Speaker 3: In Spanish?
Speaker 2: Since the year two thousand? Which famous woman appears on
Speaker 2: the US one dollar coin, Susan v.
Speaker 3: Anthony?
Speaker 2: Which of these was built to be temporary and torn
Speaker 2: down shortly after space Needle? Or the Eiffel Tower.
Speaker 3: Eiffel Tower.
Speaker 2: Answers are in. We're going to the scoreboard to see
Speaker 2: how you did with Jose.
Speaker 12: Every moment I like, I'm gonna put a big, huge
Speaker 12: cucumber up there to let everyone know how excited I
Speaker 12: am about it.
Speaker 3: The rating system I've never seen, Jen, you got three
Speaker 3: correct three cucumbers cucumbers and Brook, yeah, you got four.
Speaker 2: Sad cucumber.
Speaker 10: Jen.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, can't give you the victory there, but let's
Speaker 2: go over the answers. Today is National amper San day
Speaker 2: ampersand is short for the word and Albert Einstein once said,
Speaker 2: I have no special talents. I'm just passionately curious, and
Speaker 2: I have that in common. In Spanish, Merry Christmas is
Speaker 2: police Navidad. The woman that's appeared on the US one
Speaker 2: dollar coin since year two thousand would be Saka juweya.
Speaker 3: Oh dang it. Sorry, yeah, not a good luck.
Speaker 2: The structure that was meant to be temporary and then
Speaker 2: torn down shortly after it was built was the Eiffel Tower.
Speaker 2: We're supposed to be taken down after twenty years, but
Speaker 2: it's still up.
Speaker 3: Sounds safe, Yeah, yeah, it kind of look like it
Speaker 3: was meant to like they built it the last Are
Speaker 3: you gonna fill out the building or it's gonna even
Speaker 3: hollow like that? And watched up that thing, and now
Speaker 3: I'm questioning whether I.
Speaker 2: Should so, Jen, We'll be back to play windbrooks Bock
Speaker 2: same time on Monday
Speaker 6: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning