Speaker 1: While breaking news that's just in and we will have film.
Speaker 1: Middle Leven Adam Levine is cheating on his wife. He
Speaker 1: is a rock star, he is a world famous, successful
Speaker 1: musician WHO's toward the world, historically dated models and I
Speaker 1: know it's shocking. He's having an affair. It's all anyone
Speaker 1: could talk about. It's just an absolute stunner. I've never
Speaker 1: heard of anything like this. People Cheat. It's shocking. I can't,
Speaker 1: but I mean I was saying, I said on Tiktok,
Speaker 1: like did he roaster bones? Where's the big news? Like
Speaker 1: it's like, Oh my God, Rock Stars Cheating on its
Speaker 1: summer bottle? Like what? Okay, what else? What else armie
Speaker 1: hammer was was cooking stews of women, like I need
Speaker 1: something to take my teeth into, because a rock start
Speaker 1: cheating on a supermodel isn't gonna do it. And Air
Speaker 1: to the arm and hammer fortune of air to a
Speaker 1: multibillion dollar fortune. Tall, blondish, strapping, handsome, awe shucks looking
Speaker 1: plays the prince in movies is fucking making baby back
Speaker 1: ribs out of his dates. That's a story. That's something
Speaker 1: I can can sink my teeth into. I understand that
Speaker 1: that's something to talk about. Okay, that's something to understand.
Speaker 1: Adam loving cheating on a supermodel? I don't get it.
Speaker 1: And yes, people are saying, who cares? If Adam leaving
Speaker 1: can cheat on a supermodel. EAT The cheesecake. It's also boring.
Speaker 1: Jude Law was having an affair with his nanny, on
Speaker 1: CIENNA Miller, Fisher Stevens, and I don't like to talk
Speaker 1: about someone's physical appearance, but because he's the cheater in
Speaker 1: the situation, I'm gonna do it. Fisher Stevens looks like
Speaker 1: a gnome on my lawn and he cheated on fucking
Speaker 1: Michelle Bifer. Okay, that's a story, right. Arnold Schwarzenegger had
Speaker 1: a baby with a housekeeper in his house. That's a
Speaker 1: motherfucking story. Okay. Woody Allen isn't is married to his stepdaughter.
Speaker 1: That's a cheating story. Armie Hammer as a multibillion dollar
Speaker 1: air who is making, you know, chicken stock out of
Speaker 1: his his side pieces. That's a story. Okay, those are stories.
Speaker 1: I need more than a tag it up, you know,
Speaker 1: rock star Texting, instagram models. CAN WE BE? How much
Speaker 1: more basic can we be? Give me something more people.
Speaker 1: I'd be saying to my reporters go find more. Did
Speaker 1: you happen to catch funeral fashion show? Yeah, it was
Speaker 1: in the UK. I'm not sure if you heard about it,
Speaker 1: but there were Um, two top models, Kate and Megan,
Speaker 1: and they were both modeling different fierce, severe black outfits
Speaker 1: and they both have had a motherfucking glow up. Pre Exit,
Speaker 1: the game was not as tight. There's definitely been a
Speaker 1: glow up. Let's just be honest. Okay, when Megan came
Speaker 1: into the picture, she was doing sort of the jeans
Speaker 1: and the White Crisp Shirt and like the you know,
Speaker 1: I don't want to jump off the page too much
Speaker 1: of meeting my my in laws clothing and Um, and
Speaker 1: Kate was always very conservatively nicely dressed, always looked pretty,
Speaker 1: always elegant, etcetera. But after Megsit Kate had a motherfucking
Speaker 1: swan like glow up. Okay, it's somewhat subtle, but if
Speaker 1: you really look back to like the day before Megsit
Speaker 1: and the days after, there was a change, like she
Speaker 1: was like listen, bitches, I'm gonna be Queen and now
Speaker 1: I got this fucking nuisance out of my way and
Speaker 1: I'm coming correct and the wardrobe has changed. It's not
Speaker 1: just that the dress has changed, it's the whole look.
Speaker 1: It's the messaging, it's the jewels, it's the crown jewels.
Speaker 1: Um Now it's the veil. That only that. She's saying,
Speaker 1: fuck you, I can wear it and you can't. Like
Speaker 1: you know, she's pushing, she's doing everything she can do
Speaker 1: to still look subtle and elegant, but with a massive
Speaker 1: side of fuck you. Megan, on the other hand, is
Speaker 1: coming in like a black widow spider saying, listen, if
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be polarizing and half the people are gonna
Speaker 1: love me and half the people are gonna hate me,
Speaker 1: I might as well fucking slay all day, because she
Speaker 1: is coming in with fierce outfits and we cannot pretend
Speaker 1: that the funeral was not a fashion show and not
Speaker 1: a like little just like one up of fashion digs.
Speaker 1: I mean, it absolutely was, and it's really subtle because
Speaker 1: you have to figure out where the line is, where
Speaker 1: you've been inappropriate, where you've dressed not for the occasion.
Speaker 1: And they both really just met their more they hit
Speaker 1: their marks, even with the makeup, the smoky eyes going
Speaker 1: on from a little miss markle and it's just all happening.
Speaker 1: It's just all intentional. It's all happening, but there is
Speaker 1: no way that anyone can tell me that that fashion
Speaker 1: game has not gone lit. Some might think it's somewhat
Speaker 1: inappropriate to like kind of turn it out so much
Speaker 1: for a royal funeral. Like nobody looks a little nobody
Speaker 1: looks haggard, nobody looks a little disheveled. You've seen people
Speaker 1: at funerals. You've seen how people up. I mean, Megan
Speaker 1: doesn't know the queen that well and you know it is.
Speaker 1: These are the daughters in law and Kate's knowing the
Speaker 1: Queen for way longer. But there's a lot going on.
Speaker 1: But still, when you're at a funeral, you know you're
Speaker 1: not you're not trip, but you're not. You're not walking
Speaker 1: the runway, but these women are. So I want to
Speaker 1: hear what you think about funeral fashion, because funeral fashion
Speaker 1: is an untapped category. or in the world, when did
Speaker 1: Corny Kardashian become a vampire? When did that happen? Like, when,
Speaker 1: when did that happen? I remember her in like sexy,
Speaker 1: slutty little dresses and I know that we sometimes like
Speaker 1: owners look like their dogs and people dress a little
Speaker 1: like their partners. I know somebody that they'll like wear
Speaker 1: matching shirts like I literally I'm about to start calling
Speaker 1: corny Kardashian Tuesday from the Adams family. She is like
Speaker 1: goth out in such an extreme way that I feel
Speaker 1: like her. She's unrecognizable and I don't even know that
Speaker 1: that's what I think about her as like we all
Speaker 1: have to change. I love that, listen, I love that
Speaker 1: she's in love. I love that she's a rock star's wife.
Speaker 1: Now she's happy. I honestly she I like. You know,
Speaker 1: I like her vibe, but she every time I look
Speaker 1: over I'm like, Whoa, for the love of Christ, like
Speaker 1: she really she she did a whole I don't think
Speaker 1: she has a goddamn color in her closet. It's like
Speaker 1: all black all the time. It's unbelievable. Yeah, so that
Speaker 1: I just woke up it last week I was like wow,
Speaker 1: corny Guardashian, full guys, m