Speaker 1: How do you compare the affection of two couples in
Speaker 1: the royal family. One's been married for a couple of
Speaker 1: years and is going through a traumatic experience where they
Speaker 1: don't even want to be at the royal funeral because
Speaker 1: it's constant scrutiny, and the other the future King and Queen,
Speaker 1: who have been married for well over a decade. You
Speaker 1: cannot compare affection in someone who's been together for two
Speaker 1: to three years and somebody's been together for you for
Speaker 1: you know, almost two decades. I mean, how long have
Speaker 1: William and Kate and married? You just can't. It's ridiculous.
Speaker 1: Why weren't the Queen and Prince Philip canoodling at their
Speaker 1: last public event together? Why because they've been together since
Speaker 1: fucking fire. That's why Kate and William have been together
Speaker 1: a minute. So the body language of them together are
Speaker 1: apart is not something to be read into. It's just
Speaker 1: a different length of a marriage. And also bear the
Speaker 1: future King and Queen, they're not gonna start like playing
Speaker 1: ring around the rosy, you know, playing tickle games at
Speaker 1: a royal funeral, like getting your fucking ship together and
Speaker 1: grow up, grow up. There's something on TikTok says, you
Speaker 1: say you don't like pink, grow up. You can't keep
Speaker 1: your hands to your fucking selves if at a royal funeral,
Speaker 1: grow up, grow up when you're like, what are you
Speaker 1: twirling your partner's hair at the royal like a royal funeral?
Speaker 1: Get your ship together? I mean, come on, it's two
Speaker 1: separate couples. One is just doing their royal duties. The
Speaker 1: other ones are like, you know, the fucking lady and
Speaker 1: the tramp intertwining spaghetti, so they look so, you know,
Speaker 1: madly in love, Like let's get one milkshake. Let's get
Speaker 1: a milkshake, one milkshake, two straws, and like wrap our
Speaker 1: hands around each other so we can make William and
Speaker 1: Kate look like they don't love each other. So fucking stupid.
Speaker 1: I was so excited that David Beckham waited twelve hours
Speaker 1: on the line too more the Queen and to visit
Speaker 1: while lying and stayed, and people are like, oh, he'll
Speaker 1: do anything for the press. I don't think, you know,
Speaker 1: I think give him the goddamn prize. Twelve hours standing up, dirty, aching,
Speaker 1: where do you pee? What are you eating? Why wouldn't
Speaker 1: anyone tell us morning was going to the bathroom while
Speaker 1: they're waiting in line. Like everyone thought about it. We
Speaker 1: all thought about it, like where'd you pee? They didn't
Speaker 1: have ten thousand porter parties, tag team. I don't know,
Speaker 1: I just I've been thinking about it. But anyway, David
Speaker 1: Beckham waited twelve hours, standing up, exhausted through the night.
Speaker 1: Given the goddamn cookie, Given the fucking prize, untarnished. Okay,
Speaker 1: I want him to get the prize. He didn't go
Speaker 1: at the front of the line. I'm sure he knew
Speaker 1: he'd get some love. Whatever I would he said at
Speaker 1: the fucking line, twelve hours, given the goddamn cookie. The
Speaker 1: monarchy has lasted a while, and I do have some
Speaker 1: respect for code. It's almost like the military. Um Like,
Speaker 1: it's very like the military because it's directly related to
Speaker 1: the military of the story. But it's it's the way
Speaker 1: there's like a chain of command, there's a code of honor,
Speaker 1: there's rules you follow, there's someone ahead of you. Whether
Speaker 1: you agree or not. You don't even think to agree,
Speaker 1: you just follow orders. So that's what the royal family
Speaker 1: hierarchy is. Like. I mean, if you watch Game of Thrones,
Speaker 1: which is very archaic and they're marrying off their daughters
Speaker 1: to further bloodlines. But there's a code. And if at companies,
Speaker 1: UH interns start telling presidents of companies to funk off,
Speaker 1: like the company's not going to work, it's going to crumble,
Speaker 1: Like there has to be a code. There's a CEO,
Speaker 1: there's a chairman of the board, there's a president, there's
Speaker 1: a head of human resources, there's a there's a code,
Speaker 1: there's a hierarchy, there's a bureaucracy. This is how it goes.
Speaker 1: The Royal family is certainly no different. They're professionals at this.
Speaker 1: So it's a touching story that Harry doesn't get to
Speaker 1: wear his military uniform. It's a touching story that Megan
Speaker 1: Markle would like a one on one with King Charles.
Speaker 1: I would also like a and I'm want with King Charles.
Speaker 1: I'd like to have a discussion with him. I'd like
Speaker 1: to understand, you know, I'd like to know exactly how
Speaker 1: he gets dressed every evening. Has he caught people having
Speaker 1: sex with his kids in Buckingham Palace? How embarrassing was that? Like,
Speaker 1: I'd like to know that sort of thing. What was
Speaker 1: the sex talk like when he had it with Harry
Speaker 1: and William. I just want to know. I want a
Speaker 1: one on one. Also, i'd like to know if I
Speaker 1: could come there. I actually like to know if I
Speaker 1: could just come there. I'm fairly humorous. I'll be like
Speaker 1: a court jester. I'd like to sit in front of
Speaker 1: King Charles and be like, listen, this is weird and awkward,
Speaker 1: but I'd be a jester, maybe for more than a day.
Speaker 1: I'd like to see if I can make him laugh.
Speaker 1: I haven't really seen him laugh. I bet you I could.
Speaker 1: I bet you. Camilla is a fan of mine, believe me.
Speaker 1: I bet you they watch my They've watched me in
Speaker 1: in In I was gonna say the West Wing. I
Speaker 1: know they watched me in the West Wing in Buckingham Palace.
Speaker 1: There's a code and there are laws and rules and
Speaker 1: you follow them. And if you choose to leave the
Speaker 1: royal family, you've chosen to leave the royal family. You're
Speaker 1: not performing royal duties. You are not a working member
Speaker 1: of the royal family. So if the rules are you
Speaker 1: don't wear your uniform. It's not like, you know, Brin
Speaker 1: walking up to her teacher in in you know, seventh
Speaker 1: grade asking for special privileges like and even that teacher
Speaker 1: probably wouldn't wouldn't grant that, Like, it's just they're just rules.
Speaker 1: It's not if people don't understand why someone's sitting somewhere,
Speaker 1: it's it's it's it's the it's it's like when I say,
Speaker 1: it's not show friends, it's show business. It's not show friends,
Speaker 1: it's show business. It's not show kids, it's show business.
Speaker 1: This is a line to a throne that has gone
Speaker 1: on for hundreds of years. It's so far exceeds personal grapes,
Speaker 1: which is probably why everybody in the Royal family is
Speaker 1: so frustrated and annoyed with the constant side shows. Forget
Speaker 1: the press, the TV interviews, the special meetings, the special discussions.
Speaker 1: Now Megan wants a one on one interview. It's like,
Speaker 1: it's like fucking special especial attention. Like that's not what
Speaker 1: goes on. It's called black and white. This is the
Speaker 1: Royal Family. You follow the fucking rules or get the
Speaker 1: funk out. I mean, that's it. So and everybody doesn't
Speaker 1: like the Royal Family. For people who don't like them,
Speaker 1: that for people who really don't like them a k A. Megan,
Speaker 1: what do you want all these talks with what do you?
Speaker 1: What do you need these special meetings, in these conversations
Speaker 1: for what? Just go with God, Go with God, do
Speaker 1: the very best. It's just it's crazy. Do your across
Speaker 1: the podcast, go to the top of Spotify and live
Speaker 1: your life. Okay. So, because I rant I often talk
Speaker 1: about things that will aggravate me. It could be Megan
Speaker 1: Markle very polarizing. It could be the Kredavashians not as polarizing. Shockingly,
Speaker 1: let's just talk about that as a con set with
Speaker 1: Megan marcle Um. It's a polarizing topic. There, Uh is
Speaker 1: a group of Ride or Dime Megan followers that just
Speaker 1: take absolute issue with anything said against her. Um. They
Speaker 1: don't know her. I don't know her, so each of
Speaker 1: us are equally right or wrong. Um. And then there
Speaker 1: is a massive group that really just does not care
Speaker 1: for her. And in talking about that, you find out
Speaker 1: who you're alienating and who you're endearing. And that same
Speaker 1: thing happens with the Kardashians. But I'm finding out that
Speaker 1: I'm not alienating anyone. I'm waiting for the Kardashian army
Speaker 1: to come in. They haven't come. It's really strange. This
Speaker 1: is a strange phenomenon. There is a Megan army. I've
Speaker 1: seen them, I know them, I you know, connect with them.
Speaker 1: I respect there Also I sank them because they don't
Speaker 1: realize people are trolling. You don't realize that the more
Speaker 1: that they post your video and stitch it and retweet it,
Speaker 1: the more the people who like what you're saying come.
Speaker 1: So my podcast is soaring and doing really well while
Speaker 1: people are trying to like tear me down because in
Speaker 1: my opinion, my my podcast is successful because of my
Speaker 1: more people are sharing it. It's good. I also want
Speaker 1: to I don't want to always be the person that
Speaker 1: says the negative. I think for Megan Marco, walking into
Speaker 1: that royal family situation at Windsor Castle was traumatic. I
Speaker 1: think feeling hated in a country, justified or other or
Speaker 1: otherwise doesn't matter. Going somewhere you know nothing you do
Speaker 1: is going to be right. You can't do it right,
Speaker 1: you can't do it wrong. I mean, there's no way.
Speaker 1: And it did endear her to many people, and it
Speaker 1: did make people hate her more for other reasons. She
Speaker 1: cannot win for losing the only thing. And also when
Speaker 1: I said I don't think she's a great business person
Speaker 1: or a great strategist, and people come for me. People
Speaker 1: were saying to me, what, who did you marry? She
Speaker 1: married a prince. You're not going to marry a prince.
Speaker 1: Your daughter is not going to marry prince. I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 1: you're right, And I'm real good with that because people
Speaker 1: will always ask me to run for office, always asked
Speaker 1: me to run for president, for governor for I'm not
Speaker 1: interested in that. So like, who did I marry? I
Speaker 1: don't think that's the point, ladies. It's ladies because men
Speaker 1: don't give a shit about this at all. Who did
Speaker 1: you marry? Um? First of all, who I married is
Speaker 1: not relevant because that wasn't so great, But like what
Speaker 1: did I do for a living? That's sort of what's relevant. Um,
Speaker 1: that's sort of what's more relevant. And I was just
Speaker 1: saying about being a strategist that I think the advice
Speaker 1: would be to just like go quiet for a minute
Speaker 1: and then you know, actually do actual philanthropy, not just
Speaker 1: you know, talking about philanthropy globally with your husband. I think,
Speaker 1: like getting your hands dirty, which I'd be happy to
Speaker 1: take Megan on a relief effort, but I did not
Speaker 1: marry someone for success, right, So I've been working for
Speaker 1: a long time towards being successful and no disrespect towards
Speaker 1: anyone who was on a game show than a television
Speaker 1: show and married up. We're in yea I And people
Speaker 1: who don't care for it just have felt that it
Speaker 1: could be a little bit of a lot, but I don't.
Speaker 1: That's not what I want to get into. What I
Speaker 1: want to get into. So there's a lot of conversation
Speaker 1: right now about the queen. I didn't realize how polarizing
Speaker 1: the queen is. I don't think about it. People hate
Speaker 1: the royal family. That makes sense, people hate the uh,
Speaker 1: the monarchy makes sense. Colonization came up and everybody jumps
Speaker 1: on and everyone wants to hate the queen. And the
Speaker 1: day that the queen died, people were making jokes. Who
Speaker 1: have died, Queen Latifa, Queen Rihanna, queen whoever? And people
Speaker 1: were making jokes. And I did think it was disrespectful.
Speaker 1: If anybody dies, if someone down your street dies, who
Speaker 1: you hate for the family out of respect, just for
Speaker 1: the dead. And you know, and the service for years
Speaker 1: that she provided, which many people disagree with. Someone dies,
Speaker 1: you just give it a minute before you start making
Speaker 1: jokes and start trashing. I just that's what I think. Um,
Speaker 1: But it got me thinking about so everyone was saying, oh,
Speaker 1: who died Queen Latifa, Alicia keys Rihanna, you know, and
Speaker 1: I was thinking about true American queens, like who are they?
Speaker 1: Is Anna wind Tour because she's reigned for so many years.
Speaker 1: I think she's an hb i C head bitch and charge.
Speaker 1: I don't think she's a queen. I think she folded
Speaker 1: in her industry and had to bring in the addis
Speaker 1: and raising the Dixie demilius like she had to do
Speaker 1: that for ratings. So I'm not giving her true American queen. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna give her. I'm gonna give her the
Speaker 1: hb I C of all HB I C s. Well, no,
Speaker 1: she's not the HB I C of all hbi C.
Speaker 1: She's a very serious hbi C, mostly because she controls
Speaker 1: the fashion industry and the biggest invitation in popular culture. Uh.
Speaker 1: I think the Mecal like rivals, maybe even the Oscars.
Speaker 1: I don't know, but I think it does. Um, So,
Speaker 1: who are the true American queens? I think Michelle Obama
Speaker 1: and we're not bringing politics into this. Meaning, it doesn't
Speaker 1: matter whether you're a Republican or a Democrat. Michelle Obama
Speaker 1: is a queen. I just she just has an elegance,
Speaker 1: a regal nature to her. She's beautiful, the way she dresses,
Speaker 1: the way she holds herself, the way she's poised, the
Speaker 1: way she speaks. She's educated, she's caused driven, she's walking
Speaker 1: the walk and talking to talk. She is the first
Speaker 1: black first Lady. But that's not even why. First of all,
Speaker 1: she's a fan of skinny girl and and of mine.
Speaker 1: I know that. I heard that from the deputy secretaries.
Speaker 1: I don't even know what that position is. Someone I
Speaker 1: met Obama and this girl who has a real job.
Speaker 1: I looked her up later. She said, the first Lady
Speaker 1: loves she just gonna abron Margarita. That's not why she's
Speaker 1: a queen. That's just that's a good side note. But anyway,
Speaker 1: she's a true American queen. She just has grace under pressure, dignity.
Speaker 1: When vey go go low, she goes high. The whole thing.
Speaker 1: Michelle Obama, can we agree? You could vote anyway you want.
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna say we don't have to agree. I
Speaker 1: believe that she is a true American queen. Okay, Oprah
Speaker 1: American queen. This woman has been around the world doing
Speaker 1: philanthropic work for years. She's caused driven. Also, she um
Speaker 1: has been open about her struggles with weight and insecurity,
Speaker 1: not afraid to show herself with that makeup, has a
Speaker 1: humorous side, iconic in the entertainment industry, has like really
Speaker 1: laid the ground works for anyone who wants to ever
Speaker 1: get talk show host. It's over. It's the Michael Jordan's
Speaker 1: like closed the box. It doesn't matter. There will never
Speaker 1: be another talk show host like Oprah. She created that
Speaker 1: industry and she has She's dipped her, she's crossed over
Speaker 1: into political conversations. She just she's the most Okay, Melinda
Speaker 1: Gates Mackenzie Bezos for for the same reason. Billionaire women,
Speaker 1: strong wives, women behind the men, billions and billions of
Speaker 1: dollars themselves and are really really about walking the walking
Speaker 1: and talking to talk with charity. It's important to them.
Speaker 1: They think about it. Mackenzie, I think just married a teacher. Uh.
Speaker 1: Melinda gracefully discussed infidelity helps all over the world, like
Speaker 1: she ran that freaking charity, and I think that those
Speaker 1: two are American queens. Can we agree upon that choosing
Speaker 1: to donate billions of dollars? You hear about it with men,
Speaker 1: you hear about with Warren Buffett, you hear about you
Speaker 1: don't hear it about it as much women in the wives,
Speaker 1: these powerhouse wives running fucking game, they have massive, massive power.
Speaker 1: There's no way that in raising those kids and supporting
Speaker 1: the husbands and dealing with all their bullshit, whether it's
Speaker 1: infidelity or otherwise, that's a major, major, major position. And
Speaker 1: they are intelligent in their own right and accomplish their
Speaker 1: own right. It's just hard to be seen when you
Speaker 1: are next to a multibillionaire powerhouse innovator like Bill Gates
Speaker 1: or Jeff Bezos. But let's give them their own moment. Okay.
Speaker 1: I think a Moll Clooney is a queen. I think
Speaker 1: she's a queen. She married a king, King Clooney, but
Speaker 1: she herself, she's gorgeous, she's fashionable, she's poised. She steps
Speaker 1: out into the light and fucking runs it and takes
Speaker 1: it over, and then she goes back into the show.
Speaker 1: And I suspect that that's a true queen. People that
Speaker 1: do that there and she's caused driven, and she's making
Speaker 1: differences in the world on a world stage, and unlike
Speaker 1: a mega markle, it's not just podium to podium like.
Speaker 1: She's really really knee deep in it. She's not just
Speaker 1: reading off a prompter like she's she's she's got you know,
Speaker 1: she's very, very very educated and beyond knowledgeable and creates
Speaker 1: an impact. I'm not gonna call Angelina Jolia queen because
Speaker 1: she lives in the shadows like a black widow, but
Speaker 1: her philanthropy should speak for itself. She has walked the walk.
Speaker 1: She cares. She's very cause driven too. I'm gonna call
Speaker 1: Beyonce a queen. She is queen b um. There's just
Speaker 1: a regality and a poise to her. It's not thirsty
Speaker 1: and desperate. It's not Kardashian like. It's not j Lo like.
Speaker 1: It's not gag us with it, shove it up our
Speaker 1: ass like like like in robusts. In like fame and
Speaker 1: popular culture, it's called I'll launch an album when I
Speaker 1: fucking want you in the way I want to. It'll
Speaker 1: go straight to the top. Then I'm gonna go on
Speaker 1: a boat and sweatpants and hang out with Jeezy and
Speaker 1: my kids and my fabulous friends and live my life.
Speaker 1: And I'm coming back out when I need to. But
Speaker 1: I'm not shoving it down your throat like goose fat.
Speaker 1: I'm just a queen. I know when to speak, I
Speaker 1: know how to speak. I'm poised, and I just and
Speaker 1: whether it's all show and no go, which I don't
Speaker 1: believe that it is, it doesn't matter because she seems
Speaker 1: like a goddamn queen. Um. That's what I think I'm
Speaker 1: gonna give these lower level queens. And I don't mean
Speaker 1: that in a bad way. I just mean like it's
Speaker 1: hard to compare Blake Lively to Oprah, you know, So
Speaker 1: I just want to give Oprah and Michelle Obama and
Speaker 1: like Melinda Gates and McKenzie Bezos like their own box,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. And then I'm gonna give
Speaker 1: another box, which is where and a wind tour being
Speaker 1: Anna Winters a bad bitch. I'm just not going to
Speaker 1: call her a queen, just taking that out. But other
Speaker 1: people that you know have queen like tendencies. Blake Lively,
Speaker 1: I've said it before. She shuts it down. She's cute, mom,
Speaker 1: she's got the humor. She's pretty she's fashionable, she does
Speaker 1: it right. I'm not gonna call that a queen. Maybe
Speaker 1: that's a princess. Let's call Blake Lively a princess, not
Speaker 1: just because she looks like a princess, but because the
Speaker 1: way she handles herself, poised with dignity. There's just a
Speaker 1: way about it. It's just she's not shoving it. She's
Speaker 1: not shoveling it all over us. She's not like just
Speaker 1: she's not bombarding us with her fucking message. She just
Speaker 1: comes in and comes out. And I'm gonna say, I'm
Speaker 1: deciding whether Rihanna is a queener prince us. I think
Speaker 1: she's a queen sess. I think she's right between. Rihanna
Speaker 1: is just fucking a bad bitch who has a major,
Speaker 1: multibillion dollar, multi tiered brand. Who but I got Yeah,
Speaker 1: I gotta call her in the bad bitch. I gotta
Speaker 1: call Rihanna and hb I C. I just it's just
Speaker 1: a different category. I can't explain it, like Gaga is
Speaker 1: an HBI C and a bad bitch. I'm just not
Speaker 1: calling her a queen for just different reasons. There's different
Speaker 1: reasons I'd like to say that Kate Middleton is a queen, Like,
Speaker 1: I don't know why I haven't said Kate Middleton. Can
Speaker 1: we just have a moment for Kate Middleton alone? Like,
Speaker 1: can we just talk about came from a wealthy family,
Speaker 1: groomed like her sister. But people have cracked Megan cracked,
Speaker 1: Fergie cracked, Diana cracked. It doesn't seem like an easy
Speaker 1: gig over there every word. It's not even like a
Speaker 1: celebrity that gets watched the Royal. You've got the Court
Speaker 1: of popular opinion judging you, but you've got everybody on
Speaker 1: the inside judging you. You've got it from both ends.
Speaker 1: The media's judging you, the public's judging you. Everyone's judging you.
Speaker 1: You are put on the fucking ultimate pedestal of being,
Speaker 1: you know, Mary being going to marry the heir to
Speaker 1: the throne. Okay, then on the inside you've got everybody
Speaker 1: on you, like I didn't like that on a talk show,
Speaker 1: like what you wear, what you eat, what you say,
Speaker 1: what you do to protocol, that all these crazy measures
Speaker 1: of everything you're supposed to do. And she as cool
Speaker 1: as a cucumber, and she might be a wreck inside.
Speaker 1: I mean, she weighs thirty two pounds soaking wet. I'm
Speaker 1: just saying, a queen never lets you see her sweat.
Speaker 1: Fucking Kate Middleton is a queen, yass coeen like bow down.
Speaker 1: She does it all right, the wardrobe, the protocol, when
Speaker 1: a dress blows your skirt, supporting the man, being the
Speaker 1: mother like she just has not cracked. She knows she's
Speaker 1: the queen in waiting, and she has fucking played every card,
Speaker 1: eight every card. I just haven't seen anything like it
Speaker 1: in a really long time. To think about it, think
Speaker 1: about how measured, Think about how measured and by the way,
Speaker 1: how measured back and in school, in college, nobody wants
Speaker 1: to the queen in college. You had to be the
Speaker 1: cute little flirt with the mess dress and the fashion
Speaker 1: show and be a little slutty in college because that's
Speaker 1: what a king to be wants when he's out at
Speaker 1: Annabelle's the nightclubs in London. So she played that role too,
Speaker 1: like a freak in the sheets. You know they say
Speaker 1: like you want to be a slut in the bedroom
Speaker 1: and uh whatever, you're supposed to be a homemaker in
Speaker 1: the kitchen or something. I don't know what the actual
Speaker 1: thing is, but she played all the fucking cards right.
Speaker 1: She played the mess dress, she played the partier, she
Speaker 1: plays the princess, she plays the queen. She fucking plays
Speaker 1: it all right. Game over, clows, the box dropped the mic.
Speaker 1: We have closed the ride. We have a winner, Ladies
Speaker 1: and gentlemen. That's it. Find me somebody else, find me
Speaker 1: somebody else, can't se