Speaker 1: This is more serious. Uh, if you're getting divorced, or
Speaker 1: you are divorced, or you're separated, or you're unhappy or
Speaker 1: you're worried because you have kids, and how could you
Speaker 1: possibly not be with your kids all the time. This
Speaker 1: is a real thing. And I want to be sensitive
Speaker 1: when I say this because I want to, you know,
Speaker 1: do what's ripe by my daughter. When my daughter was
Speaker 1: young and we were getting separated, I wasn't the animated
Speaker 1: like try to curry favor parents, meaning I was not
Speaker 1: the parent that was like, come here, we have this,
Speaker 1: and we have cookies and the princesses and we're gonna
Speaker 1: do this. And like you know, I had experiences where
Speaker 1: my daughter was sort of would not sort of was
Speaker 1: lured away from me with cookies and princesses and costumes
Speaker 1: and games and like bells and whistle as you know,
Speaker 1: in order to get her. Because when they're young, they
Speaker 1: don't make their own decisions, They don't have their own
Speaker 1: thoughts or opinions. They are beings that go in a
Speaker 1: car seat and get taken for one place to another.
Speaker 1: And so if you're a parent who is going through
Speaker 1: or thinking about or in involved in a divorce. Understand
Speaker 1: that the things that are so painful when the kids
Speaker 1: are little, they they are not permanent, They're not forever.
Speaker 1: When I was young, when I when my daughter was young,
Speaker 1: I was worried that like I would be you know,
Speaker 1: the the that I wasn't the popular parent because I
Speaker 1: was always very disciplined. And if you if you start
Speaker 1: to compete with another, uh parent, then they're spoiling your kids.
Speaker 1: You're spoiling your kid more. You're kind of using a
Speaker 1: kid that's still using your kid as upon and you
Speaker 1: just don't want to do that. You've got to stick
Speaker 1: to your core values and morals and your kids will
Speaker 1: respect that over the long haul. It's not something that
Speaker 1: happens overnight. But it's nothing for you to get panicked about.
Speaker 1: It's nothing, and it is something that will make you
Speaker 1: feel panicked. And this is really really important. Um kids
Speaker 1: are smart and they get to be like eleven or
Speaker 1: twelve in the pandemic, you know, made this more intense.
Speaker 1: They start to have their own opinion and their own
Speaker 1: feelings about things and putting pieces together and putting puzzle
Speaker 1: pieces together. So you certainly also don't want to act
Speaker 1: on towards when they're younger because they will put all
Speaker 1: of the pieces together. So no matter what, do not
Speaker 1: panic about that sort of thing. Just stay the course
Speaker 1: and it just doesn't last forever. And it is brutal,
Speaker 1: trust me, But I've been there, and I wish someone
Speaker 1: had told me that the minutia doesn't matter. Is the
Speaker 1: big thing that I really learned in that regard. It
Speaker 1: wasn't minutia, but it's just it's torture. And there are parents,
Speaker 1: you know, they want to have other kids, and the
Speaker 1: relationship with the other kids in another marriage is different
Speaker 1: because they don't have to share that kid with you
Speaker 1: the villain and vice versa. So that's another dynamic that
Speaker 1: people don't really talk about enough. You know, you want
Speaker 1: your when you get when you go through a very
Speaker 1: nasty divorce and the kids are young, you kind of
Speaker 1: like you want your own clean slate kid, like you wish.
Speaker 1: Even though you love your child so much and you
Speaker 1: don't regret getting married because of the amazing child you've created,
Speaker 1: you have these sometimes the rational thoughts that you wish
Speaker 1: you just had, you know, a kid that you that
Speaker 1: you didn't have to like battle and and feel like
Speaker 1: there was some sort of un spoken tugue of war,
Speaker 1: emotional talk of war happening, but that you grow out
Speaker 1: of all that. So you know, I have talked about
Speaker 1: doing a divorce podcast because I think it would be
Speaker 1: very helpful, and um, maybe I'll go back to a
Speaker 1: lot of these topics then, but I do think it'd
Speaker 1: be great, um to do you don't support women? Women?
Speaker 1: Supporting women? Andy Cohen had the balls to say to
Speaker 1: me as if it were just like fact. He's like,
Speaker 1: so they say you don't support other women. I was like,
Speaker 1: what the fund was that random shot? I'll give you
Speaker 1: a random shot about what they say about you. Absolutely not.
Speaker 1: So anyway, that precipitated me to talk about when Gwynneth
Speaker 1: mentioned Kim Kardashian being on her podcasts, like she's really
Speaker 1: reframed the way we look at women, I was like,
Speaker 1: what you're selling, like we grass up your vagina and
Speaker 1: she's selling extensions and lashes like you're selling alo vera eyelashes?
Speaker 1: Like what no, that's not no? And it felt weird
Speaker 1: and awkward, and I didn't realize it was gonna be
Speaker 1: such a sensation. I was like, I mean, l O L.
Speaker 1: I wrote that in a just a cap a comment
Speaker 1: and it went viral, and it was because it was
Speaker 1: such a fucking bag of bullshit. It was like women
Speaker 1: supporting Gwyneth is supporting Kim. I gwinn is supporting Kim
Speaker 1: because Kim is the most famous woman that ever walked
Speaker 1: this planet. Who was doing her podcast, and I was like,
Speaker 1: just shoot, straight, lady, just tell us Kim's on my podcast.
Speaker 1: I'm mentioning it all, whoring it out. I have a brand,
Speaker 1: we make money. Kim Raids booked her on the podcast.
Speaker 1: She's another woman. She's undeniably a boss, billionaire bitch. Here
Speaker 1: she is. Ladies and gentlemen, Kim Kardashian tell us about
Speaker 1: her fucking trajectory, like, let's not sugarcoat the ship with
Speaker 1: chia seed frosting. Give me a fucking break. It was
Speaker 1: so ridiculous. So the women supporting women women. I've never
Speaker 1: seen a group that supports other individuals of their same
Speaker 1: sex in my life like women. I mean, honestly, it's
Speaker 1: why men say they could not have a show for
Speaker 1: the housewives. They're like, we don't understand why you guys
Speaker 1: arguing we're on free trips getting free booze. Let's just
Speaker 1: talk about the game and there'll be no show through
Speaker 1: your fucking bag of bullshit. It's like just a sentence
Speaker 1: people say and they think like everyone's gonna believe them.
Speaker 1: Like every woman supports every woman. News flash, I don't
Speaker 1: support every woman. I support certain women. And while we're
Speaker 1: at it, yeah, it's not that I don't support Mega
Speaker 1: Market or Kim Kardashian. I I don't respect a lot
Speaker 1: of what they're doing, the choices they're making, and what
Speaker 1: they represent. It's my own body and my own choice.
Speaker 1: It's not my it's not bullying, and it's not me
Speaker 1: not supporting them. I don't fucking know them. I just
Speaker 1: know what they represent to my daughter and what they've
Speaker 1: put out. They've served a dish. I've tasted it. I've
Speaker 1: told you what I think. My body, my choice, my right.
Speaker 1: Women support you don't support I have to support every
Speaker 1: single woman. What the fund is that every woman, every
Speaker 1: woman and every woman's action. And you know what, any
Speaker 1: woman who pretends they support every woman and does everything
Speaker 1: right on social media and is constantly just they are
Speaker 1: doing the perfect things, saying the perfect thing, giving you
Speaker 1: the perfect link to the perfect charity, because they're just
Speaker 1: doing everything right, that's bullshit. You're watching Saccarin frosted bullshit.
Speaker 1: So if that's what you want, live your life. But
Speaker 1: don't go get mad at somebody else for being honest
Speaker 1: when you're when you're following them for honesty, don't agree.
Speaker 1: I don't give a ship. It's okay. Constructively tell me why.
Speaker 1: I'll learn from you. Maybe you'll learn from me. Maybe
Speaker 1: you won't like me, that's okay too. But I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna just say the ship that I think you want
Speaker 1: to hear. Well, I just I really support other women,
Speaker 1: and so I'm going to just talk about all the strong, wonderful,
Speaker 1: amazing women at all times. Like yes, female businesses waving
Speaker 1: in I do it every day. You know, strong women
Speaker 1: that I respect and carefully you care about that. I know, yes,
Speaker 1: strong women that I respect that I don't know whatsoever.
Speaker 1: And they could be totally different people like in a
Speaker 1: Mall Clooney, who I worshiped the ground she walks. I'm
Speaker 1: not even knowing her. Yeah, but you know I don't
Speaker 1: come on here to despect Hi. Let's talk about am
Speaker 1: All Clooney. She's amazing. She wins the award. Game over,
Speaker 1: You're gonna be like, all right, boring Laurence Sanchez. Laurence
Speaker 1: Sanchez does what the fuck Laurence Sanchez wants because Lauren
Speaker 1: Sanchez doesn't have to go on a dog and pony show,
Speaker 1: Oprah book tour, all this ship to grab the bag.
Speaker 1: Laurence Sanchez met Jeff and she does whatever the funk
Speaker 1: she wants because she won bag the biggest elephant and
Speaker 1: she doesn't have to play by any fucking rules, royal
Speaker 1: or otherwise, and nobody hates her for it. She's just
Speaker 1: doing what the funk she wants. I will talk about
Speaker 1: Laurence Sanchez every day all day, and I've met her
Speaker 1: and she's nice. I know her, like I'm at calling
Speaker 1: her today and I could call her and she would
Speaker 1: answer the phone. I would actually ask Patrick her X,
Speaker 1: who I do really now for years um for her number.
Speaker 1: But I wouldn't want to be like high jumping on
Speaker 1: the train because now you're with Jeff Bezos, because I've
Speaker 1: known her and met her for years and she's a doll.
Speaker 1: But like, I wouldn't have anything to say except for high.
Speaker 1: You fucking bagged it because you went from an NFL
Speaker 1: player to the most powerful agent in Hollywood. Patrick, who
Speaker 1: I came up with like when we were both broke
Speaker 1: and nobody's and now Jeff Bezos game over. Give her
Speaker 1: the fucking prize, Give it to her, wrap it up,
Speaker 1: give her the fucking prize. Follows no rules. Dresses like
Speaker 1: she doesn't give a fuck because she's she doesn't give
Speaker 1: what does she have to prove? Wear an she wears
Speaker 1: an Armis bag. But like where the Hope diamond? We
Speaker 1: already know you grab the diet. Tell Jeff to get
Speaker 1: some scuba diarms, to go to the bottom of the
Speaker 1: ocean and get that Titanic necklace out and wear it
Speaker 1: with jeans and a T shirt. She don't give no
Speaker 1: Fox zero Fox Lauren zero Fox Sanchez. And that's a rant,
Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen,