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Speaker 9: You think that, Uh huh, I sure will. Good morning everybody.
Speaker 9: You're listening to the voice, Come on, dig me now
Speaker 9: one it only Steve Harvey got a radio show. I
Speaker 9: got a tweet the other day. When Steve Harvey used
Speaker 9: to get the preaching, I used to just turn the
Speaker 9: radio off. But nah, it's different. Old dude be bringing it.
Speaker 9: He'd be bringing the truth. I appreciate that, you know, Man,
Speaker 9: When I was younger, Man, when when I wanted to
Speaker 9: do what I wanted to do, Man, I just man,
Speaker 9: I ain't want to hear nothing else. I didn't want
Speaker 9: to hear nothing that contradicted what I wanted to do,
Speaker 9: you know. So it's a funny thing man about me. Man,
Speaker 9: I was I would hear the truth, I would know
Speaker 9: it to be the truth. But because I had another plan,
Speaker 9: another mission, another goal, another set of dudes. I wanted
Speaker 9: to get done. I didn't want to hear that you
Speaker 9: as a funny thing.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 9: It's like it's like when I was a little boy
Speaker 9: and I used to get scared sometime at night, you know,
Speaker 9: the boogerman. So I thought that if I just pulled
Speaker 9: the blanket up over my head, that that meant that
Speaker 9: if I can't see the Boogerman, he can't see me.
Speaker 2: That's the theory.
Speaker 9: That's an ostrich, you know, sticking his head in the sand,
Speaker 9: thinking wow, if I don't see this dude, he can't
Speaker 9: see me. A lot of Ostriches done died with their
Speaker 9: heads stuck in the sand. I just didn't want to
Speaker 9: be one of the people that left this world with
Speaker 9: my head in the sand. But I just wanted to say, man,
Speaker 9: this morning that quit talking about change. Y'all listening, because
Speaker 9: because because this is real right here, quit talking about change.
Speaker 9: Unlet's make a change, you know, man, I don't I
Speaker 9: don't mind giving people advice. I really, I really really don't,
Speaker 9: because so many people along the way have handed it
Speaker 9: to me freely.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 9: Some people just saw me doing wrong and say, young man,
Speaker 9: come in, let me talk to you for a minute.
Speaker 9: Some people say, hey, brother, look man, I know what
Speaker 9: you're trying to do. Man, it have you thought about
Speaker 9: it this way? So I've had a lot of favor
Speaker 9: in my life, a lot of grace been shown on me,
Speaker 9: a lot of mercy, A lot of people that came
Speaker 9: to me helped me a long way. So I don't
Speaker 9: have no problem with this part of what I'm what
Speaker 9: I'm obligated to do in the mornings. But let's quit
Speaker 9: talking about change, y'all, and let's make a change. She
Speaker 9: Change is growth, and ain't no growth without change. You
Speaker 9: got people, Man, You ever met a person that's just
Speaker 9: insistent on doing it?
Speaker 2: They wait?
Speaker 9: I mean nobody in the building think they should go
Speaker 9: that way, but they so bone headed. Oh this is
Speaker 9: how I'm gonna do it. But bro, listen to me, Man,
Speaker 9: that ain't high. It's done. You gonna run into this distance.
Speaker 2: I'll show you Ait a minute. Man, you can't do
Speaker 2: it that way.
Speaker 9: Man, if you are sick and tired of where you are,
Speaker 9: then you have to change. Change can only come from within.
Speaker 9: Can nobody make you change?
Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 9: We got a penal system in place that can make
Speaker 9: you sit down if you don't want to change.
Speaker 2: We'll sit you down.
Speaker 9: And we'll restrict your movement and your communication to the
Speaker 9: point where if you want to continue this foolishness, we're
Speaker 9: going to put you in this building with a whole
Speaker 9: lot of people. That's foolishness, and y'all just trick each
Speaker 9: other all day long. But if you are sick and
Speaker 9: tired of your situation, pray for it. Pray for change,
Speaker 9: Ask God to help you change. Ask God what he
Speaker 9: want for you instead of always telling God what you want.
Speaker 9: It's an interesting prayer to have with God. When you
Speaker 9: quit going to God with your list and check in
Speaker 9: with God and see what his list is. That's a
Speaker 9: very interesting prayer. If you're a praying person, I suggest
Speaker 9: you try that sometime. It's so oh interesting.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 9: Do you know what it did for me when I
Speaker 9: started asking God what he wanted for me? Instead of
Speaker 9: telling God all the time. I still tell him what
Speaker 9: I want, but instead of all the time going to
Speaker 9: Him with what I want. You know what it did
Speaker 9: for me? It freed me up. It took a lot
Speaker 9: of pressure off. I no longer had to think of everything,
Speaker 9: and what I was thinking of a lot of times
Speaker 9: wasn't working.
Speaker 2: No way.
Speaker 9: And when I opened myself up to what he wanted,
Speaker 9: to what his will was, Man, do you know how
Speaker 9: much simpler my life got? And do you know how
Speaker 9: much bigger it got? I'm trying to tell you, man,
Speaker 9: if you pray for change and you allow God to
Speaker 9: help you with the change, or if you let God
Speaker 9: just produce the change, the change in you would be amazing.
Speaker 9: If you've been listening to me, especially out in La
Speaker 9: since I was on the radio since two thousand, can't
Speaker 9: you hear the change? I'm flat out telling you that
Speaker 9: a change has come. But I had to pray for
Speaker 9: the change because I couldn't make the change on my own.
Speaker 9: And then after you pray for the change, you gotta
Speaker 9: work towards your trade change. You know, there's faith without
Speaker 9: works is dead. Everybody wants something from God. Always want
Speaker 9: to talk to God about something, But then man, ain't
Speaker 9: ain't don't, don't want to do nothing about it. Faith
Speaker 9: without works is dead. You can't do it that way, man,
Speaker 9: It just does not happen. So after you then prayed
Speaker 9: to God about it, what you got to do then
Speaker 9: is you got to turn around and go, hey, man,
Speaker 9: all right, now, what is it? I got to do.
Speaker 9: You know, you got to do something to bring it about.
Speaker 9: So after you pray for it, work for it, and
Speaker 9: do something today about it. Stop procrastinating. Don't procrastinate, folks.
Speaker 9: The change can start today. Man, I want to change?
Speaker 9: How about today?
Speaker 2: You know?
Speaker 9: Then you see them saying people, Man, I want to change,
Speaker 9: that's next week. How about today? I see people years later? Man,
Speaker 9: I steal in this situation. Man, I'm gonna do something.
Speaker 9: How about today? Today is a good day. There's nothing
Speaker 9: stopping you from changing today, nothing except you. You can
Speaker 9: begin the process of change immediately. And change is growth, y'all.
Speaker 9: And ain't no growth without changing. It's a simple thing.
Speaker 9: And I'm talking to you in broad strokes because everybody
Speaker 9: got something about them they need to change. That's why
Speaker 9: I'm not specifically talking about anything. I got some things
Speaker 9: in meediate need to change so I can grow further.
Speaker 9: Everybody has something about them that they need to change
Speaker 9: in order to grow further and then go further. Now,
Speaker 9: what's stopping you is you won't start to change today.
Speaker 9: Don't hesitate. Make that change. And then I want you
Speaker 9: to watch something. When you change, Watch the difference in you.
Speaker 9: Notice the difference in you. Feel the difference in you,
Speaker 9: and guess what you gonna be different? If you watching
Speaker 9: for the change. If you feeling the change, then guess
Speaker 9: what you gonna be different? Man, Watch for the difference,
Speaker 9: feel the difference, you will be different. If you sick
Speaker 9: and tired of your situation, folks, you can change that.
Speaker 9: But the change is in you. It's a simple decision
Speaker 9: you had to make. I'm gonna change. The change is
Speaker 9: up to you. You can decide today if you want
Speaker 9: to change, you want to be different. If you're sitting
Speaker 9: behind the wall, I love speaking to the brothers and
Speaker 9: sisters behind the wall. If you behind the wall, man,
Speaker 9: and you sick and tired of being behind the wall, man, why.
Speaker 2: Don't you change? You have thought about that change? Man?
Speaker 9: If I get back out there, I'm gonna just do
Speaker 9: the same thing. Stop saying that. Stop breathing that negativity
Speaker 9: into your life. Decide today that you want to change.
Speaker 9: You can do it. Everybody can change. If you don't
Speaker 9: know how to change, pray for it, man, ask God
Speaker 9: to help you with the change. Or you get some movement,
Speaker 9: then partner, you get a whole lot of movement, Then
Speaker 9: all right, that's right.
Speaker 1: You're listening.
Speaker 7: Morning show.
Speaker 9: Ladies are just let me have your attention please. We
Speaker 9: are starting this in the tone of the quiet storm,
Speaker 9: because that's what's been happening in my life, a quiet store.
Speaker 9: I just want to notify everybody we are still here.
Speaker 2: It is all good. I am, she is, We is
Speaker 2: all good.
Speaker 9: Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to the Steve Harvey Quiet Storm Show.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 9: Well, we're gonna do it like this just for just
Speaker 9: a couple of minutes. That's all just to be a
Speaker 9: difference maker. But can I say this in my quiet
Speaker 9: stone voice, as we go through this quiet storm, we
Speaker 9: are settled and easy. We are taken care of. We
Speaker 9: are tucked under the wings. All is good Isaaiah fifty
Speaker 9: four seventeen. No weapon formed again, Sweet show, prosper nothing.
Speaker 9: We ain't worried about a thing. Don't you worry boy.
Speaker 6: The thing.
Speaker 9: Now, we're right back to the choirt storm moment right here.
Speaker 9: That was just a pop off moment right there. I
Speaker 9: don't know where that came from, but it just came
Speaker 9: out of nowhere. So, ladies and gentlemen, we're about to
Speaker 9: get started now on the Steve Haggin morning show. So
Speaker 9: we invite you to join in do the same. Stay
Speaker 9: prayed up because the devil is busy. He is busy,
Speaker 9: but he can't win in No, I got no problem
Speaker 9: bigger than my God.
Speaker 2: See you morning show man. What's going on y'all? Storm
Speaker 2: the eagerness? Oh you can't get me. You know why
Speaker 2: you can't get me? Cause God got me. Yeah, the
Speaker 2: rascal Wallace just up in there.
Speaker 1: For so.
Speaker 2: You get back in man coming out here at this show,
Speaker 2: tim state, I'm tripping.
Speaker 9: What they call it when you got a lot of
Speaker 9: personalities sommy nephew personal.
Speaker 2: Schizophrenic or something like that.
Speaker 9: Ladies, jentlemen, Charley Strawberry calling for real Mississippi Monicca Jr.
Speaker 9: Government name is Kill Spates and the legend that is
Speaker 9: nephew Tommy.
Speaker 2: We are here this morning, Junior. What's on your mind?
Speaker 8: What man?
Speaker 2: A lot?
Speaker 10: The way you just go ahead and go ahead and
Speaker 10: take all your problem make him joke because you said
Speaker 10: something yesterday. It really made me start thinking about it
Speaker 10: all day yesterday. But you said, we always doing better
Speaker 10: than all I hated and you hate hated doing better
Speaker 10: than you. And that's that's that's where you come up
Speaker 10: with that concept because it's true.
Speaker 9: I just learned it, because I just learned. Man, I
Speaker 9: don't know where I got it from. I don't know
Speaker 9: if I read I heard somebody saying. I don't know,
Speaker 9: but I just I take stuff to make sense to
Speaker 9: me and put it in my repertoire. That's how you learn.
Speaker 9: You learn from other people. Sometimes you can learn from
Speaker 9: other people's mistakes. You ain't got to make all of
Speaker 9: them yourself, you know, you.
Speaker 2: Learn from other people. Sit back and watch. Yeah, you ain't.
Speaker 2: You ain't got to go out here and make all
Speaker 2: the damn mistakes. And that's what I've learned. I have.
Speaker 9: I've never had a hater that was doing better than me,
Speaker 9: you know, man, I was sitting on standing to stay.
Speaker 2: We get into it later and we'll talk about later.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, run the prank right after this. You're listening
Speaker 4: morning show, It is time now for the nephew to
Speaker 4: run that prank back.
Speaker 1: What you got for his nest?
Speaker 11: Your funeral arrangement, Your funeral arrange A lot of people
Speaker 11: don't get to discuss their own funeral arrangements normally gone
Speaker 11: you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 10: Here and discussing them and you're supposed to be that's scary.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know.
Speaker 11: You get it, but you know to be able to
Speaker 11: get it like you.
Speaker 2: Won't it though, but you won't. You know you do
Speaker 2: want to.
Speaker 1: Be alive, that's what you would want.
Speaker 11: You want that, but you know there will be a time,
Speaker 11: so you may as well gonna pick out what you want.
Speaker 2: To help you request at my funeral?
Speaker 9: What's that if a woman that you don't know stars
Speaker 9: hollering at the funeral, just have her removed?
Speaker 11: And he already told us get her out of here?
Speaker 2: All right, your funeral range, Let's go get docor Hello.
Speaker 12: Hello, I'm trying to retell you miss Diana. Please, she's
Speaker 12: not in the moment. I take a message flee. My
Speaker 12: name is John Johnny. I'm actually the funeral director here
Speaker 12: the funeral home because Diane came in earlier today and
Speaker 12: tried to get the arrangements set. First of all, I
Speaker 12: want to say my condolences to you all and your
Speaker 12: entire family for what you're going through. She filled out
Speaker 12: some paperwork here and I wanted to make sure I
Speaker 12: got everything actually correct. I'm a little not sure on
Speaker 12: what she wants on the actual tombstone. I don't know
Speaker 12: if she wants Rob or Robert?
Speaker 8: You are you?
Speaker 12: Are you wanted the members that may be able to
Speaker 12: tell me exactly what she would want.
Speaker 13: On I am I'm Robert.
Speaker 12: Listen, what is all about it? She gave me this morning?
Speaker 12: What you're talking about? Okay? Hold on saying, Siry you
Speaker 12: you who I am?
Speaker 8: Robert? Rob Robert?
Speaker 14: That's me?
Speaker 13: Okay?
Speaker 12: And is there a senior or well junior is just
Speaker 12: a child. I'm Robino, That's who I am. Junior is
Speaker 12: a child either on us? Did we're health?
Speaker 8: Okay?
Speaker 12: Okay, okay, okay, hang on? Oh my god, all right,
Speaker 12: I don't okay, hang on a second, sir, Yeah, yeah
Speaker 12: you know miss ms sir, Miss Diane is your wife?
Speaker 13: Yeah?
Speaker 12: That is my wife? You sure you have to you
Speaker 12: sure he came in uh this morning? Uh maybe five five?
Speaker 12: Uh what salt and pepper, hair, shoulder ling? Uh maybe
Speaker 12: a medium brown complex mm hmm.
Speaker 8: What kind of costUS?
Speaker 12: Which is having you see the cars.
Speaker 13: And see the call something?
Speaker 14: Uh?
Speaker 12: It seemed like it was a some type of was
Speaker 12: it amy?
Speaker 15: I think?
Speaker 13: Yeah?
Speaker 16: That's what I mean. What happened?
Speaker 12: Tell me? Actually tell me what happened this morning? She
Speaker 12: came in and said what to you? He came in
Speaker 12: and mster, why why?
Speaker 13: Why?
Speaker 8: Why?
Speaker 12: Why do I call back when miss Diane is there?
Speaker 12: We can go call down, you know, tell me that
Speaker 12: right now, I need to know what is going on.
Speaker 12: You might wife want to telling she would have a
Speaker 12: foodel for me, and you tell me you would call
Speaker 12: me living know, tell me that, sir. All I know
Speaker 12: is is Miss Diane came in. The paperwork was a
Speaker 12: little I was just coming and reevaluate you know what?
Speaker 12: I what? I what what? I what was written here?
Speaker 12: It was right? I mean, she came in, she picked
Speaker 12: out the casket, she did everything that she was supposed to.
Speaker 12: Casket casket, bro bro b.
Speaker 13: I don't understand.
Speaker 12: I don't really understand what's going on, but I'm gonna
Speaker 12: find out later on. I'm gonna find her. I don't understand.
Speaker 12: I've never been in a I've never been in a
Speaker 12: situation like this. Okay, so we're about to get in
Speaker 12: the situation. Maybe I need to call back when this
Speaker 12: Diane gets there. I said, I need to talk to
Speaker 12: you now. She had six o'clock. Don't worry about that.
Speaker 12: Where you at anyway?
Speaker 8: What's your name?
Speaker 14: Again.
Speaker 12: Where you at? I'm I'm John, Sir. I'm the funeral
Speaker 12: home direct. I'm sorry, y'all. You might be you might
Speaker 12: be making some filer raming for her too. I might
Speaker 12: need to switch games put her team on that, okay, sir.
Speaker 12: Guess what six o'clock is? Six o'clock, sir, six o'clock.
Speaker 12: You're gonna be there, sir. A funeral is a very
Speaker 12: serious thing, sir. So you're you're so serious.
Speaker 8: Bro.
Speaker 12: Look, my wife is coming. She's trying to bury me me.
Speaker 12: I'm wouldn't even be on the paper. Robert, it's it's
Speaker 12: it's Rob or Robert, whichever one.
Speaker 8: I mean.
Speaker 12: I don't, I don't.
Speaker 8: I mean, I won't.
Speaker 12: I don't. I don't, I don't. I don't know. We
Speaker 12: even be feasi, you know what I'm saying. We didn't
Speaker 12: even argue. We had a little light barging in last
Speaker 12: week by little light bil or something, a little black man.
Speaker 12: But you having funerals to merry? Man, I tell you
Speaker 12: that this up. They got the right now, you got
Speaker 12: the right one. I tell you, man, I'm not watch
Speaker 12: I mean, since I have you on the phone, is
Speaker 12: can I ask you? What is it all right? If
Speaker 12: I asked you something, sir, you want to ask me?
Speaker 14: Brother?
Speaker 12: I mean, since since it is your funeral, would you
Speaker 12: would you like the light blue lining or the white
Speaker 12: lining in the inside on the inside about that? You
Speaker 12: played with me right now now you're trying me. Now,
Speaker 12: if I come down there and swing on you, you
Speaker 12: won't like it. It's gonna be two funerals. You keep
Speaker 12: on last, You're gonna pick your own plane. Man, I'm
Speaker 12: not here brusting my like here twenty ship. All I said,
Speaker 12: a little bit lights up around here, It's gonna keep
Speaker 12: the billing eye. But she would say, huh around here,
Speaker 12: all ot, sir, be light, so light, so light? A funeral?
Speaker 12: Come on, man, boy, I swear to God, just gonna
Speaker 12: tell you. I'm saying, can I can? I? Can? I?
Speaker 8: Can?
Speaker 13: I tell you?
Speaker 12: What else your wife told me when she was here?
Speaker 12: What what else too?
Speaker 8: You?
Speaker 12: A you? I need to know anywhere?
Speaker 13: I need to know? Tell me gas tell us well.
Speaker 12: She told me to tell you exactly who I was.
Speaker 12: What Who are you? I'm sorry, who are you, sir?
Speaker 12: Who's the race? I'm not John? I'm not John from
Speaker 12: the funeral home.
Speaker 13: You bet le me?
Speaker 12: You better tell me you no better here, not no, no,
Speaker 12: no nothing, none of you tell me the funeral. This
Speaker 12: it this right here. His nephew tire me from the
Speaker 12: Steve Arby Martin Shell with your wife Diane, got me
Speaker 12: to pray phone call you Hello, I swell ye some
Speaker 12: boy boy.
Speaker 8: Y'all.
Speaker 12: Man, y'all just stop paying people saying man oh man,
Speaker 12: I'll just.
Speaker 8: See you.
Speaker 12: I say, hey, man, look hill bro big better need
Speaker 12: a sup bang, I need all that meat, all that
Speaker 12: shoes shop head that all right, man, I'd do that. Hey,
Speaker 12: let me ask what is the baddest radio show in
Speaker 12: the land. Steve Hobby Morning Show?
Speaker 14: And now nah.
Speaker 4: All right, thank you that you coming up next as
Speaker 4: the clo with our chief love officers. You're listening Harvey
Speaker 4: Morning Show coming up at the top of the hour
Speaker 4: and entertainment dues. Just in case you're wondering, we'll tell you. O. J.
Speaker 4: Simpson support for US president just in case you may
Speaker 4: have crossed your mind.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Teddy donates.
Speaker 4: A million dollars to an hbc U football team. And
Speaker 4: do NFL quarterback Lamar Jackson and Trump weigh the same?
Speaker 4: Do they weigh the same? According to Trump's Fulton County
Speaker 4: booking record. We'll talk about all of these stories, yes,
Speaker 4: at the top of the hour, but right now it
Speaker 4: is time to ask the clo. This runs from Lou
Speaker 4: and Mesquite Lou Wrights. I got fired two weeks ago
Speaker 4: and my wife is pregnant with our first child. I
Speaker 4: have three more months of pay on my separation deal
Speaker 4: at work, and I'm hoping to find a new job
Speaker 4: before then. So my question is should I tell my
Speaker 4: wife I got fired now or wait to see if
Speaker 4: I can get a new job.
Speaker 9: Well, ain't no need to stress in her how you know,
Speaker 9: she pregnant and everything. But dog, it's first of all,
Speaker 9: if I was what's his name, Lou Lou, if I
Speaker 9: were you, I would take the old woe's me approach
Speaker 9: away from this. You got you got three months, seventh
Speaker 9: page salary that's gonna last you for ninety days. Okay,
Speaker 9: So you covered that part. Ain't no need distressing your girl, Like,
Speaker 9: get out here and make something happen. Sometimes the separation
Speaker 9: is a blessing.
Speaker 2: Man. You don't know when when the door closes. It's
Speaker 2: some modos man.
Speaker 9: You just got to walk up the hall, Louke, go
Speaker 9: up the hall and see what God got for you.
Speaker 9: Maybe God got something better now, lou what you didn't
Speaker 9: tell us in this letter why you got fired Now, Louis,
Speaker 9: you can't pass drug tests and your ass has got
Speaker 9: to quit smoking weed because you got.
Speaker 2: To pass these drug tests.
Speaker 9: Now, lou If you like taking stuff from the job
Speaker 9: to the house and you wasn't paying attention to where
Speaker 9: the cameras.
Speaker 2: Was posted, lou you gonna have to stop stealing.
Speaker 9: Look, these are all the reasons you can't get along
Speaker 9: with coworkers down on your job. You're gonna have to
Speaker 9: stop slapping the taste out of people's mouth just because you.
Speaker 2: Like to say I slap taste out your mouth and
Speaker 2: then do it.
Speaker 9: So Louke, these are three major reasons that can get
Speaker 9: you fired and prevent you from getting high. Ain't nobody
Speaker 9: hind nobody to whooping other employees asss. Ain't nobody hind
Speaker 9: nobody to steal, Ain't nobody hind no junkie.
Speaker 2: So your ass gonna have.
Speaker 9: To fix them the problems and so your ass can
Speaker 9: get a job.
Speaker 2: Thank you, all right.
Speaker 4: Moving on to Christian and Tampa, Christian writes, my five
Speaker 4: year old hasn't been in school two weeks and she's
Speaker 4: already pointing her little finger at her classmates and teachers,
Speaker 4: telling them what to do. She gets this from my
Speaker 4: mother in law, who kept her all summer. How do
Speaker 4: I correct her behavior?
Speaker 9: As you're gonna blame it on the mama law, that's.
Speaker 2: What she ain't never seen you do nothing, bossy all grandma?
Speaker 1: Not according to her?
Speaker 2: Yeah, well you know, she five? This is direct the
Speaker 2: bullet five.
Speaker 9: Yeah, you know, like, I ain't gonna tell you how
Speaker 9: to correct your child. I'm just telling you how I
Speaker 9: got corrected. Go down to that school and point again
Speaker 9: to see what.
Speaker 2: Happened, right, thank you?
Speaker 1: Yeah, thank you?
Speaker 2: Watch and see what I point.
Speaker 9: You're gonna get this shoe point pointed somewhebt I fix
Speaker 9: it like that.
Speaker 2: It's five years old. It's fixable.
Speaker 4: Go ahead, all right, Jasmine and Brooklyn says, I'm dating
Speaker 4: a married guy and I saw him from a distance
Speaker 4: at an outdoor concert with another woman. I lost him
Speaker 4: in the crowd, and he said it might or may
Speaker 4: not have been him. He said, either way, he didn't
Speaker 4: owe me an explanation. This cut like a knife. Does
Speaker 4: that mean he doesn't care about me?
Speaker 2: What? Help?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 13: Yeah?
Speaker 2: What? Yeah, she's married.
Speaker 9: If you saw him concert somewhere outside and you think
Speaker 9: he's with another one, but you lost him in the crowd.
Speaker 9: He say he don't owe you nothing. He just told
Speaker 9: you judge then told her told me best. Don't let
Speaker 9: a man have to tell you twice.
Speaker 2: He don't want you. He just told you, dang. He
Speaker 2: ain't got an answer to you. He don't answer.
Speaker 9: He ain't answer to his wife. What is he for
Speaker 9: to answer you for? He didn't want you with another
Speaker 9: one man?
Speaker 2: He gonna want you later? What's your turn? Thank you?
Speaker 1: Wayne?
Speaker 9: You might have just you might have found out that
Speaker 9: you ain't even number two. You might have just found
Speaker 9: out that you further down on the rotation. You might
Speaker 9: not even girl. You might be four strained.
Speaker 2: Girl. You might even be on the practice squad.
Speaker 9: You don't even know. You probably ain't even you never,
Speaker 9: you'll never get in the game.
Speaker 2: I don't know why they that's a question. Yeah, does
Speaker 2: he think he on camp? I'm The deeper problem is
Speaker 2: how much?
Speaker 9: But you don't care about yourself, right, that's the deeper problem.
Speaker 2: I'm dating a married man, now you not?
Speaker 9: You dating a married man, now you not? You're seeing
Speaker 9: him when he's available. And they ain't nothing wrong with that.
Speaker 9: If that's the arrangement you're gonna do, well, it's something
Speaker 9: wrong with it. But if that's what you want to do,
Speaker 9: that's you. You can put calling it something else, though,
Speaker 9: y'all not date far from them. You can't go nowhere.
Speaker 2: Y'all ain't going another restaurant and sitting down all enough food.
Speaker 2: That's what you take.
Speaker 9: Yeah, you ain't finna call in and make no reservations
Speaker 9: in your name. Y.
Speaker 11: We fin to put all this tin on this car
Speaker 11: and go to the drive in movie. That's where we're going.
Speaker 4: Yeah, all right, last one, Steve.
Speaker 1: This is from Cammy and Louisville.
Speaker 4: Cammy says, my boyfriend bought an older condo and he
Speaker 4: doesn't have a washing machine at his house yet, so
Speaker 4: he uses my washing machine. I was helping him do
Speaker 4: laundry and I saw a white wife beater that was
Speaker 4: it was too small for him him and too small
Speaker 4: for me. He said, it's one of his that shrank.
Speaker 4: Does he think I'm stupid?
Speaker 2: I think that was a good one though. I like
Speaker 2: that one right there.
Speaker 17: Dog.
Speaker 9: That's some shop thinking. I like that one that was.
Speaker 9: It was, it was It's possible you were pretty It's
Speaker 9: possible that damn hot water.
Speaker 2: I'm telling you, it'll do a number on your clothes.
Speaker 9: And then all what he should have did to top
Speaker 9: it off was put it on in front of.
Speaker 11: Lord.
Speaker 9: That would have been when he'd have had that little
Speaker 9: too top on. That would have been nice. You're gonna
Speaker 9: have to get to wash and drive. That's what he's
Speaker 9: gonna have to do. But but here the part though,
Speaker 9: she said it was too small for him and for me,
Speaker 9: sister girl, strong over there, go ahead, girl.
Speaker 1: But the thing about it is your approve of the lie. Okay.
Speaker 9: Oh man, if it wasn't a lie, it was damn
Speaker 9: show good. I just thank yourself.
Speaker 2: I watched her. It shrunk.
Speaker 9: Boys, come on, yeah, that's what you call on your feet,
Speaker 9: off the cuff, on your feet.
Speaker 10: Just call you do realize that Candy broke you for advice.
Speaker 1: It's not him, not the dude that lied to, just
Speaker 1: the wife.
Speaker 2: Be there you. Oh, I can't help you're giving him
Speaker 2: praise and she needs some milk.
Speaker 8: Oh.
Speaker 2: I can't help camick oh to wash her own clothes. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I can't help Candy.
Speaker 1: He said to Camy.
Speaker 4: Well, she couldn't set the shirt yeah.
Speaker 2: Came, you can't fit your shirt. Congratulations. Girl. Can't let
Speaker 2: him know what you're working with.
Speaker 4: Girl.
Speaker 2: Does he think I'm stupid? No, he don't think you stupid?
Speaker 1: All right, all right, coming up, of course.
Speaker 2: Do you think he's stupid? Don't you?
Speaker 4: Coming up at the top of the hour, we'll have
Speaker 4: some entertainment news for you right after this. You're listening
Speaker 4: Morning show. Well, in case your guys were racking your brains. O. J.
Speaker 4: Simpson is weighing in on the twenty twenty four United
Speaker 4: States presidential race.
Speaker 1: Okay, there you go.
Speaker 7: I knew there was some interest.
Speaker 2: Be Christy. OHJ is talking.
Speaker 1: OJ isn't afraid to speak his mind on social media.
Speaker 4: We all know that he recently posted a message saying, quote,
Speaker 4: this morning, I got up and I found myself watching
Speaker 4: Meet the Press. They had Vivika Ramaswami on. And now,
Speaker 4: just like the debates, the Republican debates, I said, hey,
Speaker 4: this guy's onto something. OJ has a VP suggestion too,
Speaker 4: So you ready for this one? He says, if he
Speaker 4: got himself an experienced person to run with him. Experienced
Speaker 4: person I would say, like Nikki Haley, somebody that knows
Speaker 4: foreign affairs this guy would have a chance.
Speaker 1: I bet so. There you go.
Speaker 4: He's he's liking right now, Vivid Rama Swamiday.
Speaker 2: What ho he is? He's he's actually worse than Donald Trump.
Speaker 9: This guy Rama Swammy he's you know, he posed the
Speaker 9: question at the debate. I told you all, I actually
Speaker 9: watched the debate after this. I watched the Republican debate.
Speaker 9: He actually stood up and said, if I become president,
Speaker 9: the first thing I'm going to do is pardon Donald Trump.
Speaker 9: Right man, this is a dangerous just do right here, man?
Speaker 1: Can I ask you why?
Speaker 2: Why do we care what OJ think? Though?
Speaker 9: I just I'm kind of wrapped my mind around here
Speaker 9: is the bigger question. I have a bigger question. I
Speaker 9: do OJ think we care? When he posted that he
Speaker 9: didn't hear in the back of his mind, he didn't
Speaker 9: hear do anybody give a damn?
Speaker 1: Didn't he here?
Speaker 9: Who gives a flying He didn't hear none of that.
Speaker 2: He didn't hear. Please please, But.
Speaker 1: If anyone needs to get somewhere and sit down, it's OJ.
Speaker 9: He didn't hear w t F you talking about? He
Speaker 9: didn't hear none of that in his OJ ain't got
Speaker 9: no voice in his head. He just uped at by hisself.
Speaker 9: OJ is one of them people, like somebody told this
Speaker 9: stupid dude, I know, she said Lisa Nicholson, the motivational speaker,
Speaker 9: She got to talking to a friend of mine and
Speaker 9: was just looking at him just as confused. And when
Speaker 9: he got through talking, she said, you know what, you
Speaker 9: don't need to go up in your mind no more
Speaker 9: by yourself.
Speaker 2: Thank you.
Speaker 9: Which you should just take somebody with you so when
Speaker 9: you come back out your mind. Somebody then told you
Speaker 9: don't bring that out of that, right And that's that's
Speaker 9: OJ man OJ. It's like he got mad at this
Speaker 9: football player who received a lighter sentence than he did
Speaker 9: for the same crime he committed when he stole. He said,
Speaker 9: I don't understand the fairness of the justice system. I
Speaker 9: got all these years and we did the same thing.
Speaker 1: Well, o J.
Speaker 2: A lot of people still mad. But you killing them people?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you got away with the omahamicide. You don't need
Speaker 1: to question the justice system.
Speaker 9: There's a lot of people still a little upset about
Speaker 9: this right here. And I just I don't know if
Speaker 9: you notice that or not. You know, your inability to
Speaker 9: get on golf courses and stuff, like that. I don't
Speaker 9: know if you've been paying attention to it.
Speaker 1: But nobody likes.
Speaker 2: Matter of fact, right, that dog?
Speaker 1: If I vote.
Speaker 10: If I vote and I find out, oh J didn't
Speaker 10: voted the way I voted, give my ballet back.
Speaker 2: I'm changing bad.
Speaker 10: You're my ballot back, I mean my ballot. Oh J
Speaker 10: voted the same way. So I did something stupid.
Speaker 2: What's his name though, again, Shirley Vivid.
Speaker 1: His name is Vivid Ramaswami.
Speaker 2: He is the worst man. That candidate. That dude is
Speaker 2: dangerous man.
Speaker 9: He is very, very dangerous.
Speaker 7: He's not gonna get the number.
Speaker 2: No, he's not gonna. No, he's not gonna get it.
Speaker 1: I have to worry, all right. Moving on to.
Speaker 4: August twenty fourth, former President Donald Trump surrendered to authorities
Speaker 4: out of Fulton County Jail in Georgia following his indictment
Speaker 4: on thirteen charges to reverse the twenty twenty presidential election
Speaker 4: results in Georgia. Trump, who is seventy seven, His booking
Speaker 4: record listed his height as sixty three and weighing two
Speaker 4: hundred and fifteen pounds.
Speaker 1: Well, some media users don't believe that that.
Speaker 4: Trump is an inch taller and weighs the same as
Speaker 4: Baltimore Ravens quarterback Lamar Jackson, who is six two and
Speaker 4: weighs two hundred and fifteen pounds.
Speaker 1: So, Steve, you're into fitness.
Speaker 4: You're sixty three or something, right, six ' two six two?
Speaker 1: What do you think you're sixteen?
Speaker 2: Donald Trump is sixty three. He is two fifteen though. Huh.
Speaker 9: But if you think his fat asses two fifty, you
Speaker 9: think that big loose, slatchy ass dude is two fifteen heavy?
Speaker 2: What do you know about fitness?
Speaker 9: Donald Trump weighed the same thing as Lamar Jackson?
Speaker 1: What the same? The same? Seven an inch taller?
Speaker 2: How old is Trump? And you.
Speaker 13: Know what?
Speaker 11: He's no fat on Lamar jack Yeah.
Speaker 9: And all is fat on Donald Trump. He don't eat nutrition.
Speaker 2: He didn't.
Speaker 9: He got more fast, he got more face fat on him.
Speaker 9: Then Lamar got on his body.
Speaker 1: His entire body.
Speaker 7: Wow, don't forget.
Speaker 2: He loved McDonald's.
Speaker 10: Now remember, yeah, yeah, Trump love McDonald You can't be
Speaker 10: two fifteen, all right, love McDonald's.
Speaker 2: He amused it.
Speaker 4: Coming up in twenty minutes after the hour, we have
Speaker 4: some advice from Steve from Investments over the weekend on
Speaker 4: building wealth.
Speaker 1: We'll talk about it, right after this you're listening.
Speaker 7: Morning show Steve.
Speaker 4: You were one of the headline speakers this past Sunday
Speaker 4: at investmentst in Atlanta. So here's a question, what kind
Speaker 4: of advice would you give someone who is new to
Speaker 4: investing and they're trying to build wealth for their financial future.
Speaker 2: Well, last year I was talking about opening speakers.
Speaker 9: This this year, I interviewed the great Robert Smith, the billionaire. Yes,
Speaker 9: not just a billionaire, thirteen you will put that number.
Speaker 9: They talked about the number of billions you know, you
Speaker 9: know money, one billionaire, thirteen of these don't. And he
Speaker 9: is the richest man of color in this country. And
Speaker 9: I know somebody told you all you know I'm the
Speaker 9: richest black man.
Speaker 2: Boy. I don't know how that didn't last long, did it?
Speaker 12: No?
Speaker 2: It's him.
Speaker 9: And I walked out to introduce her that Investments had
Speaker 9: a five introduction for me. They had a yes talk
Speaker 9: about it video, and then I came out in news
Speaker 9: what they call it pyro tech.
Speaker 2: Five was coming out.
Speaker 9: I felt like Kevin Hart was just five SI coming
Speaker 9: out on staffs.
Speaker 12: Man.
Speaker 9: I ain't even telling Joe, this is just better than
Speaker 9: any intro I had in my whole career.
Speaker 2: So I came out.
Speaker 9: It was five, was blowing off and everything, and I
Speaker 9: got out there and little you know, everybody.
Speaker 2: Gets their cameras out. Yeah, nobody clapped.
Speaker 9: No most So I waited and I said, all right, man,
Speaker 9: now y'all bought all these cameras out and everything. Put
Speaker 9: your damn cameras down and clap for me? Can you
Speaker 9: give me some kind of love? Me in the whole
Speaker 9: room put their cameras that not all of them, but
Speaker 9: then they gave me some love. And then I just
Speaker 9: said right away, I said, well, let men just going
Speaker 9: to address it right now. Let's get this out the way.
Speaker 9: I'm fine, my wife fine, We fine. I don't know
Speaker 9: what y'all out here talking, but we find.
Speaker 1: The room exploded when you said that.
Speaker 9: Ya hey, OK, Steve, ain't Marjorie were pulling for y'all.
Speaker 9: We look, I don't know what that happened. Man, in
Speaker 9: this world where where we don't pull for each other
Speaker 9: no more. But if you think you talking to somebody
Speaker 9: on red table talk, you got the wrong damn couple
Speaker 9: right here. Listen to me. This ain't need to be
Speaker 9: no red table talk, none of this. Here we find
Speaker 9: and one other thing about that. Just let me say this.
Speaker 9: If you know anything about me, if you listen to
Speaker 9: this radio show, you know good in hell well, if
Speaker 9: my wife was to cheat on me, you already know
Speaker 9: I'd have been down that Thursday with Donald Trump at
Speaker 9: Fuding County.
Speaker 2: Shot y'all good.
Speaker 9: And hell well, you know good and damn well, I've
Speaker 9: been right down there with Donald Trump.
Speaker 2: Who next step over?
Speaker 9: Don put that put two fifteen on mine too. I
Speaker 9: will want to be the same wait as Donald and
Speaker 9: all lamar.
Speaker 4: All right, Steve, comeing I me thirty four minutes after
Speaker 4: the hour. We'll check your voicemail right after this. You're
Speaker 4: listening morning show, and it's time now to check your voicemail.
Speaker 17: Steve.
Speaker 4: If you would like to leave a message for Steve,
Speaker 4: call him eight seven seven twenty nine.
Speaker 1: Steve, eight seven seven twenty nine. Steve, you might just
Speaker 1: hear your call on the air. Are you ready, sir?
Speaker 1: Here we go. All right, This call is from Washington,
Speaker 1: d C.
Speaker 15: Uncle Steve.
Speaker 18: I want to tell you that your nephew showed his entire,
Speaker 18: as my father would say, entire blacktail with a word
Speaker 18: on that stage tonight in DC at the Howard Theater.
Speaker 18: My father and my family held from Cleveland, Ohio forty
Speaker 18: six months Cozy, and I want to tell you that
Speaker 18: your nephew Tommy came through.
Speaker 15: He came through. I really want to shout out.
Speaker 18: The fact that he put out there about his story
Speaker 18: with cancer and his fu q to cancer.
Speaker 15: Me and my sisters was out there celebrating.
Speaker 18: My oldest sister's birthday, and my mother succumbed to breast
Speaker 18: cancer in twenty eighteen, and nephew Tommy's.
Speaker 15: Fu q to cancer really touched us. We appreciate you,
Speaker 15: Uncle Steve. We appreciate you Morning Show, and nephew Tommy.
Speaker 15: Keep doing your things. Netflix, Kieri.
Speaker 2: Come okay, Tommy, let me ask you something. What is
Speaker 2: she referring to when she talks?
Speaker 9: What she said that?
Speaker 2: Yeah? What is that? You canceled?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Blank cancer? Pretty much blank cancer? Oh f you cancel
Speaker 2: there's a whole run on cancer though.
Speaker 9: Oh I thought you were just I thought it was
Speaker 9: something more intellectual.
Speaker 1: Oh wait, excuse me what you just said.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I lost it for me and I
Speaker 2: don't know why I thought they stupid ass at the
Speaker 2: end of that. Now it's just just few.
Speaker 9: But I want to say shout out to the lady
Speaker 9: that called in from Cleveland on forty six and Scoping.
Speaker 2: Please understand she ain't to be played with.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm gonna.
Speaker 9: Tell you right now, if you come from there forty
Speaker 9: six and Scope, uh huh.
Speaker 2: That ain't the border. That's that's off up in there.
Speaker 9: Okay, that's off up in there. I had your mind right.
Speaker 9: Don't go down there playing because ain't nobody down there
Speaker 9: to play with. Okay, forty six and Scope much respect that?
Speaker 2: Lord?
Speaker 9: What did what high school did they go to? They
Speaker 9: either went to East High, East Tech. They went to
Speaker 9: one of them East Higher, East Tech. I think who's
Speaker 9: at the East Center.
Speaker 2: We were strong that we was the work. You come
Speaker 2: down here if you want to. We was the work.
Speaker 2: All right? All right?
Speaker 4: This is a voicemailed Steve about your singing Roscoe, about
Speaker 4: Roscoe good mornings.
Speaker 17: Please can you tell these fathers do not sing on
Speaker 17: the radio anymore. Please do not think he shallnot sing
Speaker 17: every song he tried to sing. I want to hear
Speaker 17: maybe once a month, but please keep him off the
Speaker 17: radio singing. He talks the best. Let him talk, Thank you, ah.
Speaker 19: I'm so we love with you. Come on oh thing
Speaker 19: you want to do?
Speaker 2: Oh, you know what? It's all right, we.
Speaker 4: Leave me.
Speaker 1: The one you from R to.
Speaker 2: Talking about some don't sing.
Speaker 9: I'm saying, soon as you shut up talking, lady, You
Speaker 9: don't know, lady, you don't tell me what to do
Speaker 9: it Steve Harvey more on the show, nobody know you?
Speaker 2: What's her name? We don't want her name? Yeah, that
Speaker 2: they don't. You don't even you even give your name
Speaker 2: because you know, ain't nobody.
Speaker 1: Know this, lady?
Speaker 9: Why you give me your name for what?
Speaker 2: Don'tbody know you? Ain't nobody stunning? You know?
Speaker 12: So weird?
Speaker 2: Love with you still singing? Kim a damn you're talking
Speaker 2: about rock saying I stole the road all.
Speaker 1: Either the story?
Speaker 2: Do you all right?
Speaker 9: Coming up next for being a singer, he famous for
Speaker 9: being a songwriter.
Speaker 4: Coming up next to his nephew, and today's prank phone
Speaker 4: call right after this, you're listening Hard Morning Show. Coming
Speaker 4: up at the top of the hour, right about four
Speaker 4: minutes after, it's my Strawberry letter for today, and the
Speaker 4: subject is he prefers teasing over pleasing. Really Okay, we'll
Speaker 4: get into that find out what that's all about in
Speaker 4: just a few because right now. The nephew is here
Speaker 4: with today's prank phone call.
Speaker 1: What you got for us?
Speaker 11: Tommy class reunion, Shirley class reunion?
Speaker 2: It is time? What a class reunion? All right? Have
Speaker 2: y'all been to y'all? Yeah a minute? Yeah, went to
Speaker 2: the tenure. You can go after that, though, I went
Speaker 2: to the after that.
Speaker 1: He hits the lottery, baby, she did.
Speaker 2: Junior. You went to one. I went to my twenty.
Speaker 2: Yeah stop twenty.
Speaker 11: When your class may start looking like the teachers, it's
Speaker 11: time to stock go, stock going. But this right here
Speaker 11: is class reunion. Let's go cat dog class reunion. I
Speaker 11: think y'all gonna get a kick out of this one.
Speaker 11: Let's go.
Speaker 16: Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach Sylvia. Please she's not available,
Speaker 16: but this is her husband and rating to help you.
Speaker 8: How you doing, man?
Speaker 13: My name is King, I'm I graduated with Sylvia. We're
Speaker 13: having a big twenty five year class reunion this year,
Speaker 13: okay for nineteen eighty five.
Speaker 14: We should be.
Speaker 13: Home, so I don't know, man.
Speaker 8: She actually shopping right now?
Speaker 13: Okay, okay, cool, well listen as you heard about that,
Speaker 13: you know about the reunion or or do you know
Speaker 13: anything about that?
Speaker 9: Uh?
Speaker 16: Not to my knowledge. It is the first time I ever
Speaker 16: heard about a reunion.
Speaker 13: Okay, well there's a reunion, man, she's actually, I think
Speaker 13: signed up for it. I'm not sure that's why I
Speaker 13: asked you, but I think I saw her name was
Speaker 13: that she was signed up to come. Let me I
Speaker 13: should When exactly did you graduate?
Speaker 16: I graduated in eighty two, okay, in eighty two.
Speaker 13: Okay, you a lit a little bit before us. Then
Speaker 13: all right, well listen, Let let me go ahead and
Speaker 13: say this on Drake. Actually, in high school, man, Sylvia
Speaker 13: was my you know, my high school sweetheart, and we
Speaker 13: you know, we dated from ninth grade to freshman year
Speaker 13: in college. And I wanted to see, if, you know,
Speaker 13: if it was cool with you, you know, if you
Speaker 13: didn't mind me escorting her to the twenty five year class.
Speaker 8: Reunion doing what.
Speaker 13: Let me say that again, Like I say, man, my
Speaker 13: name is ken Kim.
Speaker 8: I got that part. I'm trying to make sure I
Speaker 8: heard rite what you said.
Speaker 13: Yeah, I said that I Sylvia and I were high
Speaker 13: school sweethearts.
Speaker 11: Man.
Speaker 13: I was, uh, you know, from ninth grade all the
Speaker 13: way to freshman year in college. We dated each other.
Speaker 8: Okay, yeah, yeah, I got I got that, But what
Speaker 8: did you ask me?
Speaker 13: I asked you if it was all right for if
Speaker 13: you didn't mind if I escorted her to the twenty
Speaker 13: five year class reunion.
Speaker 8: Are you related to her?
Speaker 13: No? I mean now, I'm not related to I just
Speaker 13: told you I was a high school sweetheart.
Speaker 16: No, man, I'm saying, nobody gonna be ask for my
Speaker 16: wife nowhere. I put the ring on her finger. You
Speaker 16: said you was you was her high school sweetheart?
Speaker 13: Yeah, I mean we we was together from.
Speaker 14: You know, ninth grade, all the way to month to
Speaker 14: press mean year in college.
Speaker 13: You know, so yeah, that was that.
Speaker 8: That was in the past. But I'm sorry to let
Speaker 8: you know that, but that.
Speaker 2: Was in the past.
Speaker 16: I'm the president, So I don't even think she's gonna
Speaker 16: be interested in trying to go nowhere with you anyway.
Speaker 13: Hey, man, what I'm trying to explain you This something innocent, though. Man,
Speaker 13: this is just me taking her to you know, you know,
Speaker 13: I thought she might get a kick out of us
Speaker 13: going together.
Speaker 8: You know, know what's wrong with you?
Speaker 16: I didne told you.
Speaker 8: If it's not going to one ear, put the phone
Speaker 8: on the other one. She ain't going nowhere. What you
Speaker 8: do I need to break it down anymore.
Speaker 13: Hey man, you ain't gotta you ain't gotta talk to
Speaker 13: me and disrespect me like this. Man.
Speaker 8: Now, all I tried to do is you talking about
Speaker 8: I'm disrespecting you. You're gonna call my gonna tell me
Speaker 8: I'm disrespecting you. You asking me, could you take my
Speaker 8: wife to the damn class reunion.
Speaker 14: And expect me to be okay with that?
Speaker 8: What kind of damn food than to call somebody as can.
Speaker 14: You take they white chol class reunion?
Speaker 8: Hey man?
Speaker 13: That was my high school sweetheart. All right, we had
Speaker 13: we had something. I was up first, Okay, I was
Speaker 13: off firstf.
Speaker 16: If you were the first, then I'm the last and
Speaker 16: I'm the only one. So we're gonna leave it at that.
Speaker 16: How about that partner?
Speaker 13: It's whatever, man, You know what, Man, I try to
Speaker 13: call you and talk to you like a man. But
Speaker 13: you know what I should have did?
Speaker 8: I taught to me like that and you was doing
Speaker 8: a little stuff bad.
Speaker 13: I should have called Sylvia in the first I should
Speaker 13: have never called. Matter of fact, you know what I
Speaker 13: apologize for, cause let me get out the phone and
Speaker 13: just called Sylvia.
Speaker 14: See me on ahead and do that.
Speaker 8: You go right on the head and call her.
Speaker 13: Well, that's what I'm gonna do. Because Sylvia can make
Speaker 13: a decision on what Sylvia want to do.
Speaker 8: I can tell you what thing Sylvia do, what Sylvia
Speaker 8: want to do.
Speaker 16: But Sylvia ain't interested in you.
Speaker 12: Man.
Speaker 13: This is not about being interested in me. Man, This
Speaker 13: is innocent. This is just me and him going to
Speaker 13: the damn class reunion together. Man, And it ain't like
Speaker 13: we finna go do something together. Man, on a physical level,
Speaker 13: just going to half phone.
Speaker 8: Time on my cool.
Speaker 16: I'm trying to tell you that I've already told you no. Okay,
Speaker 16: if you can't get no, then I don't know what
Speaker 16: you can't get. But you ain't getting Sylvie. I'll tell
Speaker 16: you that much. She's not going to no reunion.
Speaker 12: You know what.
Speaker 13: Man, I'm through talking to you. I'm just gonna call
Speaker 13: Sylvia because that's what I should have done in the first.
Speaker 8: Place, a call lifting out. I'll tell you whether you
Speaker 8: ain't gonna call nobody, you bet not down my wife number.
Speaker 13: Man.
Speaker 8: I'm telling you this right now. I'll be at that
Speaker 8: class word union. I'll be looking for your kind, whatever
Speaker 8: your name is. I'm gonna find out who you are.
Speaker 8: I ain't playing those like as I told you, you
Speaker 8: are disrespectful in the first place. I didn't told Joe
Speaker 8: don't call my why she ain't going to.
Speaker 14: Don't put union, so you better not call the phone.
Speaker 8: You love you lady, walk up and knit of my
Speaker 8: situation now to tell you I will comes to this
Speaker 8: class reunion and I will still up. Man, because you
Speaker 8: look like you're playing with me an actor, stupid or something.
Speaker 8: You ain't taking my watch no class reunion. You're gonna
Speaker 8: say what I'm saying.
Speaker 14: Y'all don't want to go to rehualition with me? How
Speaker 14: you know that you ain't going nowhere? But you out
Speaker 14: and told you, man, don't get me acting.
Speaker 13: Crazy up in here.
Speaker 8: I'd have told you now. I say, at first I
Speaker 8: was gonna come to the class for you, but I
Speaker 8: will come to that Jess to makes suy'all knock your
Speaker 8: light shout.
Speaker 14: Don't be acting stupid like I can't find they got
Speaker 14: all kinds.
Speaker 13: Of what is innocent? Man? Me and her going to
Speaker 13: the reunion is innoson if she ought to be able
Speaker 13: to decide if she want to go with me or not.
Speaker 14: I ain't nothing that thing about your.
Speaker 8: Your sound tripes anyway, call somebody cause about the class
Speaker 8: for union ain't need much heard about it.
Speaker 14: I'll tell you what.
Speaker 13: You know what, I'm gonna get off phone calls here. Okay,
Speaker 13: respect the ring.
Speaker 8: You understand what I'm saying to you. I didn't fos
Speaker 8: to this shot man, but I don't understand what you
Speaker 8: can't undersaid about that. Respect the ring.
Speaker 13: And man, I got one more thing I need to
Speaker 13: say to you.
Speaker 14: Man, got to say it to me.
Speaker 16: Man, you ain't got a thing to say to me
Speaker 16: except to hit it.
Speaker 8: Quick in your ear round.
Speaker 13: I got one more damn thing to say to you,
Speaker 13: and then I'm gonna get off the phone. I'm gonna
Speaker 13: be through with it. Man, I'm gonna you got to
Speaker 13: say to me.
Speaker 8: Say what what's you gotta say to me?
Speaker 16: For I hip this?
Speaker 13: I got just to say to you. This is nephew
Speaker 13: Tommy from the Steve Harby Morning Show. Your wife still
Speaker 13: be got me to prank phone call you? You read
Speaker 13: I'm serious, man, I'm saying.
Speaker 16: Oh man, I'm over here writing in everything.
Speaker 8: Man, just mad.
Speaker 14: Oh this is a joke though you alright, I'm I'm
Speaker 14: I'm gonna be all.
Speaker 8: Right about an hour or two.
Speaker 16: That's that's okay, let's go all right, all right.
Speaker 8: Y'all got me, y'all got me.
Speaker 13: Well, I guess this is a good time to tell
Speaker 13: you the class reunion is coming up, and I guess
Speaker 13: there ain't no class. Uh no, here's a class for you.
Speaker 13: You need to get ready because you're going.
Speaker 16: Yeah, I'll be making sure that there's one of us.
Speaker 2: I put some stupid on that one. Yeah you did.
Speaker 2: I liked him though, Yes, wasn't budget.
Speaker 1: It's not a game with him about Sylvia going to
Speaker 1: this what you said?
Speaker 2: No, no, not that part the other party. No, no,
Speaker 2: after that though, yeah, after that.
Speaker 4: It was.
Speaker 2: These dudes don't be playing about their wives.
Speaker 12: No games.
Speaker 7: It's zero games.
Speaker 2: Okay, respect the ring I have told you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right.
Speaker 11: The Nephew was back on stage, back on stage October
Speaker 11: sixth seven, eight October sixth seven, eighth, Colleen, Texas twice
Speaker 11: as Funny Comedy Club. Twice as Funny Comedy Club. The
Speaker 11: Nephew will be in town. Tickets are on sale right now,
Speaker 11: so I get a little break in September, but back
Speaker 11: at it in October. In September belongs to the wife,
Speaker 11: That's what it belonged to he get all of September.
Speaker 2: Oh Lord, I can't wait for October.
Speaker 1: Lord you mean good?
Speaker 2: Yeah right, if you do that September the loan to
Speaker 2: the wife.
Speaker 11: So I'll be back on stage October twice and find
Speaker 11: a comedy club clean Texas six seven eight to Oktober.
Speaker 4: All right, nephew, thank you. Coming up next Today's Strawberry Letter.
Speaker 4: And the subject is he prefers teasing over pleasing. We'll
Speaker 4: get into that right after this.
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Speaker 11: you here it is Strawberry Letter.
Speaker 1: Thank you, nephew. Subject he prefers teasing over pleasing.
Speaker 4: Dear Stephen Shirley, I have a husband and a boyfriend
Speaker 4: that is there for me in ways that my husband
Speaker 4: is not. My husband is a lot bigger than he
Speaker 4: was when we got married eight years ago, so he's
Speaker 4: not able to perform in the bedroom. I asked him
Speaker 4: for a hall pass a year ago, and I've been
Speaker 4: messing with the man on the side since then. I've
Speaker 4: run into an issue with my boyfriend, though. It seems
Speaker 4: that he has caught feelings for me, so I'm going
Speaker 4: to have to cut him loose. Our setup was simple.
Speaker 4: We don't talk about personal stuff when we link up
Speaker 4: in hotel rooms. He gets a party started and we
Speaker 4: leave as soon as the party is over. We don't
Speaker 4: talk unless we're texting to set up a time to
Speaker 4: meet up. So he called me at work last week
Speaker 4: and said he likes me a lot and wants to
Speaker 4: slow things down because he can sense that I'm very
Speaker 4: tense when we're intimate. I told him it's my conscience
Speaker 4: because I'm cheating on my husband. He got a room
Speaker 4: for us later that day, and he brought hot wings
Speaker 4: and Hennessy and expected me to sit on the hotel
Speaker 4: balcony and talk to him. I got mad and left
Speaker 4: a few days later, we met up again and he
Speaker 4: was all about the pregame and teasing me and said
Speaker 4: that he was devoting that day to sensual touch. That
Speaker 4: was a final straw for me, so I told him
Speaker 4: I was going to the bar and I left. I
Speaker 4: texted him and told him I've got a husband for
Speaker 4: all of the mushy stuff, so he needs to be
Speaker 4: ready for action when we link up. When he and
Speaker 4: I link up, I don't feel bad that he's falling
Speaker 4: for me because he knew what was up when we
Speaker 4: started this fling. Our setup worked for months, The sex
Speaker 4: was great and he was cool. It's hard to find
Speaker 4: a good side dude.
Speaker 2: What should I do?
Speaker 1: Keep him or not? You're kidding right.
Speaker 8: With this letter.
Speaker 4: You do know this letter is crazy and this whole
Speaker 4: situation which your side piece is dangerous if nothing else.
Speaker 4: Although you didn't say it directly, I am assuming your
Speaker 4: husband said yes when.
Speaker 1: You asked him for a hall pass. I can't believe
Speaker 1: he said that.
Speaker 4: No matter how big you say he's gotten and how
Speaker 4: you know, terrible or whatever, how much he can't perform
Speaker 4: in the bedroom. How would you like it if your
Speaker 4: husband had a side piece? Because you seem like I
Speaker 4: don't know, you don't care what he does. You have
Speaker 4: to leave your side, dude, and stay gone. That's the
Speaker 4: only solution here. I mean, well, you know, if you
Speaker 4: still want your marriage, this man has caught feelings for
Speaker 4: you and he's coming for you. I know you told
Speaker 4: him what it is in the beginning, but he's not
Speaker 4: trying to hear you. He wants what he wants. Calling
Speaker 4: you at work. That's really bold, that is a really
Speaker 4: bold move. But at least he didn't go up to
Speaker 4: your job in person, which would have been worse. You
Speaker 4: just got to break it up with this guy. I mean,
Speaker 4: change your number, don't answer your phone calls from him,
Speaker 4: anything like that.
Speaker 1: Have you tried working on your marriage? How about that?
Speaker 4: How about that helping your husband, like helping him lose weight,
Speaker 4: eat better, perform better. You sound like you've given up
Speaker 4: in every way. And if that's the case, why stay
Speaker 4: married and continue to cheat? I don't get this, Steve, Surely.
Speaker 2: I must admit I admire your attempts to help people.
Speaker 2: I'm here to let you know.
Speaker 9: It's not my job. You can't help everybody. Everybody don't
Speaker 9: need help. Some people just need to be told.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, I mean, you can't listen to this,
Speaker 2: damn letter. I'm not out. I'm not finna play with you. Okay,
Speaker 2: here we go. I have a husband and a boyfriend
Speaker 2: right here, right here, right off the dribble. This will
Speaker 2: bs right here.
Speaker 8: Right here.
Speaker 9: This is finn be garbage all the way down, because
Speaker 9: now it's no redeeming. There's nothing in this letter can
Speaker 9: get fixed now because you have a husband and a boyfriend.
Speaker 2: So now what you want us to do?
Speaker 9: Because your solution has been to add to your husband
Speaker 9: a boyfriend.
Speaker 2: So you've made this decision. What you're writing us for?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 9: That is there for me in ways that my husband
Speaker 9: is not. My husband is a lot bigger than he
Speaker 9: was when we got married eight years ago. He's not
Speaker 9: able to perform in the bedroom.
Speaker 2: All right. Let's stop right here, ladies. If this letter was.
Speaker 9: Written the other way around, if some man was writing
Speaker 9: in talking about he got a chick on his side
Speaker 9: because his wife is bigger.
Speaker 2: Than she was when they got married right there.
Speaker 9: Do you know the venom y'all would be spitting on
Speaker 9: this man right now, So let's spit the same venom
Speaker 9: on her. A big boy that got big now he
Speaker 9: can't do what he used to do, no more so
Speaker 9: now you've got somebody that did. But hehit the crazy
Speaker 9: part though, so he's not able to perform in the bedroom.
Speaker 9: I asked him for a hall pass a year ago,
Speaker 9: and I've been messing with the man on the side
Speaker 9: since then. Excuse me, I don't care how fat my
Speaker 9: ass getting. Come in, come in and ask for a
Speaker 9: hall pass.
Speaker 2: Right You're how.
Speaker 9: Crowded it hall gonna be? You know how crowded this
Speaker 9: damn hall gonna be. If you come in here and
Speaker 9: ask me for a hall pass. You know how many
Speaker 9: hell's gonna be out here in this hall with me.
Speaker 9: Don't come in here starting this right here anyway, man,
Speaker 9: this is this letter, go is go to hell right
Speaker 9: out of there because now you know you done ran
Speaker 9: into an issue with your side piece. We're gonna talk
Speaker 9: about it when I come back. But there's no I
Speaker 9: have no help for her, but I've got something.
Speaker 2: What this I ask were doing?
Speaker 4: All right, Steve, we'll have part two of your response
Speaker 4: coming up at twenty three minutes after the hour. Today's
Speaker 4: Strawberry letter subject is he prefers teasing over pleasing, and
Speaker 4: we'll get back into it right after this.
Speaker 1: You're listening.
Speaker 7: Morning show all right, Steve.
Speaker 4: Come on, let's recap today's strawberry letter. The subject is
Speaker 4: I know it's a mess. He prefers teasing over pleasing.
Speaker 2: All right, we're back to this little, ridiculous little letter
Speaker 2: we got here.
Speaker 9: Some little lady that wrote in us talking about she
Speaker 9: got a husband and a boyfriend, and he's there for her. Hunways,
Speaker 9: her husband can't be because her husband is a lot
Speaker 9: bigger than he was when we got married eight years ago.
Speaker 9: So he's not able to perform in the bedroom both.
Speaker 9: Like I said before, if you reverse this right here,
Speaker 9: do you know how you all would be hating this
Speaker 9: man right now? If a man rode in and said
Speaker 9: his wife is bigger than she was when they got married,
Speaker 9: that's why he got a eye piece.
Speaker 2: You know the hatred y'all would have for him.
Speaker 9: Let's develop the same hatred for her, because big boy
Speaker 9: went up there and got on swollen, got up in there,
Speaker 9: and you know, you know he'd be down at Walmart
Speaker 9: the little debbie's gone special, you know where you get
Speaker 9: the two boxes for four dollars, Them little debbies.
Speaker 2: Boy, whoo, the look that old meal them.
Speaker 9: O'mill debbies, little debbies tell you yeah, they better than
Speaker 9: moon piles. Boy them damn little Debbie's delicious, And that's
Speaker 9: what the big boy got his hands on, all them
Speaker 9: damn little debbiees and swollen his ass up. So you
Speaker 9: asked him for a hall pass a year ago, and
Speaker 9: you've been messing with the man on the side since then.
Speaker 9: You asked your husband for a hall pass? How fat
Speaker 9: he done got?
Speaker 2: Then?
Speaker 9: He didn't get up and do nothing about this here?
Speaker 9: Because is he bed Brandon? Is he on six hundred
Speaker 9: pounds my six hundred pound life. He must be on
Speaker 9: that because it's no wait, you coming in here ask
Speaker 9: me because by the time I mashed my ass up
Speaker 9: out there recliner that I'm sitting here, you and whoever
Speaker 9: little hall past dude is. And like I said before,
Speaker 9: oh we're doing hall passes now, you know how crowded
Speaker 9: this hall. Anyway, she got an issue now because the
Speaker 9: has run into an issue with my boyfriend though it
Speaker 9: seems like he don't call feelings for me, so I'm
Speaker 9: gonna have to cut him loose. I set up with
Speaker 9: simple we don't talk about personal stuff when we link
Speaker 9: up in the hotel rooms. He gets the party started
Speaker 9: and leave as soon as the party is over. We
Speaker 9: don't talk unless we're texting to set up a time
Speaker 9: to meet. So he called me at work last week
Speaker 9: and said he likes me a lot and he wants
Speaker 9: to slow things down because he can sense that I'm
Speaker 9: very tense when we are intimate.
Speaker 2: Okay, now, listen to this line.
Speaker 9: I told him it's my conscious because I'm cheating on
Speaker 9: my husband for a year. You member what this dude
Speaker 9: for a year, and now you want to talk about
Speaker 9: your damn conscious. You showed me overcoming your conscious a lot.
Speaker 9: If you've been cheating for a year and you're trying
Speaker 9: to tell us that because you thinking about you cheating
Speaker 9: on your husband. But you asked your husband could you cheat?
Speaker 9: You asked for a hall past.
Speaker 2: He gave it to you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the crazy part too.
Speaker 2: He had to have given it to you.
Speaker 9: Yeah, you're not coming to me and ask me for
Speaker 9: no damn hall pass. See people that know me, you
Speaker 9: got to listen to my radio show. Then you know
Speaker 9: half this stuff you hear about me can't be true.
Speaker 9: Let me tell you something. If you just know me,
Speaker 9: I'm I'm telling you right now, man, it's no way
Speaker 9: you know me and know that I'm lying for this here,
Speaker 9: and this ain't no other story.
Speaker 15: So now.
Speaker 9: And you told him he was a little conscious because
Speaker 9: you cheating on your husband. He got a room for us.
Speaker 9: Later that day, he bought hot winds in Hennessy. Lord, God,
Speaker 9: come on in Hennison. That ain't no damn combination. Hot
Speaker 9: wings in Hennessy. When you drink the hot wings, you
Speaker 9: don't wash hot wings down with Hennyson.
Speaker 13: What is it?
Speaker 2: What is y'all's breath made out of?
Speaker 9: If you're washing down your hot wings with Hennessy hauling vegetable?
Speaker 2: Because that is not the coming.
Speaker 1: That's just burn on bird right there.
Speaker 2: You can't, It's no way.
Speaker 9: So he bought hot wings in Hennessy and expected me
Speaker 9: to sit on the hotel balcony and talk to him.
Speaker 9: I got mad and left a few days later we
Speaker 9: met up again. You know, for you to get mad,
Speaker 9: it show don't take you long to get back. And
Speaker 9: you built this man for a whole year. And we
Speaker 9: met up again, and he was all about the pregame
Speaker 9: and teasing me and say he was devoting that day
Speaker 9: to sensual touch.
Speaker 2: That was the final straw for me. So I told
Speaker 2: him I was going to the bar and I left.
Speaker 9: I text him and told him I got a husband
Speaker 9: for all that mushy stuff, so he needs to be
Speaker 9: ready for action when he and I link up.
Speaker 2: See that's a key word. I got a husband for
Speaker 2: all that mushy stuff. I mustn't wait for your husband.
Speaker 2: She didn't say.
Speaker 9: Well, she just said she got a husband for all
Speaker 9: that mushy stuff. Y'O asked him, gained.
Speaker 2: So much weight? Your ass is mushy?
Speaker 9: She said, yeah, he might be on that TV show
Speaker 9: My six hundred pound Life, see mushy.
Speaker 4: Though, all she said was my husband is a lot
Speaker 4: bigger than he was when we got married eight years ago.
Speaker 9: That's all she Yeah, but she said a lot bigger.
Speaker 9: And then she said, I got a husband for all
Speaker 9: that mushy stuff. How big this boy than got? That
Speaker 9: boy is just over there now, he just loose. I
Speaker 9: don't feel bad that he's falling from me because he
Speaker 9: knew what was up when we started our flee. I
Speaker 9: set up work for months of work for months. The
Speaker 9: sex was great and he was cool. It's hard to
Speaker 9: find a good side, dude.
Speaker 2: What should I do? Keep him orknot? Lady, We don't
Speaker 2: give a damn what.
Speaker 7: Because she is.
Speaker 2: I don't give a damn what you do.
Speaker 1: All right, you post your comments.
Speaker 2: Letter side, dude, I can promise you it ain't.
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Speaker 4: today and coming up at forty six minutes after the hour,
Speaker 4: it is Junior and.
Speaker 1: Sports Talk right after this.
Speaker 7: You're listening Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 1: It is time now for Junior and Sports Talk. What
Speaker 1: you got junior?
Speaker 10: Well, you know what sure that this weekend kicks off
Speaker 10: college football. That's gonna be a big weekend. Force man
Speaker 10: shout out to Dion Sanders. You know, Colorado University take
Speaker 10: it on tsh TCU, so we're.
Speaker 2: Gonna see how that turns out. But it's also HBCU football.
Speaker 10: We're gonna have kick off this weekend. I'm telling you
Speaker 10: right now. Shut out to Jackson State. Last Saturday they
Speaker 10: beat to South Carolina State thirty seven to seventh. Also,
Speaker 10: MANUF donated a million dollars in Jackson State, so you
Speaker 10: know we.
Speaker 2: Yeah, take care.
Speaker 10: But you know that's a game that I'm proud of it.
Speaker 10: I'm gonna be in town for Prayerview taking on Texas Southern.
Speaker 10: It is the Labor Day Classic this weekend. Here we go, Baby,
Speaker 10: It's about to be big down here over at Texas
Speaker 10: Southern Stadium.
Speaker 2: But I'm gonna pray i View. Come on out with
Speaker 2: this win. Man. We gotta give a shout out to Howard.
Speaker 2: Take it on.
Speaker 10: Eastern Michigan Norfolk State versus Virginia State.
Speaker 2: Rambling in Hampton. That's a game I want to see. Now.
Speaker 2: I don't know about this one. This is Tennessee State
Speaker 2: taking on Notre Dame for your first game. That is
Speaker 2: gonna be a.
Speaker 13: I don't know.
Speaker 2: That can't be our first. We can't do that one. First.
Speaker 2: We got Southern taking on Alabama State. Might as well
Speaker 2: go and get it out the way.
Speaker 9: I mean, you know, it's good for HBCUs to play
Speaker 9: these Division one schools because first of all the revenue
Speaker 9: that it generates, but also it also exposes some of
Speaker 9: the real talent that these hbc used because there's sports
Speaker 9: over there that can play. Now we know that the
Speaker 9: big schools got the money and the image and likeness
Speaker 9: deals and all this. Now they can attract the best
Speaker 9: of the best. And you can't get mad at these
Speaker 9: young cats for going to these schools because now they
Speaker 9: offer them all, you know, big opportunities, more visual, especially
Speaker 9: if they're trying to play on Sundays. You know, you
Speaker 9: want to go where you can get some playing time
Speaker 9: but also get some notoriety, and you want different facilities.
Speaker 2: So I understand them going to play with the Division
Speaker 2: one's going to be, like you said, an athlete and.
Speaker 9: Division one school. Yeah, there's some Division one school with
Speaker 9: some bad boys in it. Now, m some great deal
Speaker 9: has come out in hbc school.
Speaker 1: They get paid for college endorsements.
Speaker 2: Now, yeah, they get these nil deals, which is really great.
Speaker 10: I mean for you to be out in your city,
Speaker 10: in your town and you get a contract to represent
Speaker 10: a dealership in your company. They wasn't doing that for
Speaker 10: HBCU players players, but prayer of you didn't have scholarships
Speaker 10: for football team. At one point in time when I
Speaker 10: was there, they didn't even have scholarships for football players.
Speaker 10: So now they getting them scholarships. I mean, I'm just
Speaker 10: proud to see some HBCU football. Though their game be intense,
Speaker 10: this is gonna be a good weekend for football. Off
Speaker 10: we're back we ain't.
Speaker 2: We ain't got to worry about coin hole no more.
Speaker 2: We ain't got to do none of this no more.
Speaker 2: We got we got games on hitting the content.
Speaker 1: All right, Junior, thank you well?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 4: Coming up next, Steve, a husband needs some advice from
Speaker 4: you because his wife wants him to She's suggesting that
Speaker 4: he take his father in law to football games.
Speaker 1: So we'll talk about that right after this.
Speaker 7: You're listening Morning show.
Speaker 1: All right, So this is from Paul on Steve Harvey FM. Steve.
Speaker 4: He says, Uh, this season, I've got tickets to the
Speaker 4: football games. I've got season tickets. As a matter of fact,
Speaker 4: my wife has no interest in going this season to
Speaker 4: take the extra seat. She strongly suggested that I bring
Speaker 4: along her dad. I'm not feeling it. My father in
Speaker 4: law and I don't get along. He's never treated me
Speaker 4: with any kind of respect and is always going in
Speaker 4: on me about my job rather than learning how to
Speaker 4: fix a car. Yet I'm the one who can afford
Speaker 4: season tickets. I get the feeling that this is something
Speaker 4: she's already promised her dad, and I'm not a fan.
Speaker 1: Morning Crew. What's the best way to handle this?
Speaker 2: Hey, I ain't taking your daddy to the damn game.
Speaker 9: You know your daddy don't really care for me, and
Speaker 9: I'm not suit to spend my five hours on Sunday
Speaker 9: down there with his head. I ain't taking your daddy
Speaker 9: to the game. Be real hard to get his ass
Speaker 9: in my car. I'm gonna tell you that right now.
Speaker 2: That's the best way to handle it.
Speaker 9: I'm gonna just tell you right now, I'm not taking
Speaker 9: your daddy down to the game. I'm gonna take one
Speaker 9: of my partners. You don't want to go, I'm gonna
Speaker 9: take one of my partners with me so I can
Speaker 9: have a good time. This is my Sunday, these my
Speaker 9: season tickets.
Speaker 2: I work.
Speaker 9: Your father don't really care for me, and I understand that,
Speaker 9: but I'm not gonna suck up to him on game day.
Speaker 9: We can barbecue in the backyard, you know, but we're not.
Speaker 9: We're not going to the game.
Speaker 2: But we can't. And that's unfair of you to ask
Speaker 2: me to the game. Really, you can get some fair.
Speaker 2: It's unfair.
Speaker 9: You know your daddy don't care for me, and I'm not.
Speaker 9: I'm not finna drive down here and spend all this.
Speaker 2: Time with him.
Speaker 11: But he's the other way like full time, every thirty minute,
Speaker 11: and now I've got to make sure he gets to
Speaker 11: the bathroom.
Speaker 2: It's a lot going on with you day, and we.
Speaker 1: Ain't got seats on the ground a bonding situation.
Speaker 2: We don't need that men. Listen to me, lady, stop
Speaker 2: trying to get your men in the bond with your daddy.
Speaker 2: We don't ask get tat. Listen to me. We know
Speaker 2: what we like each other. Damn there right away. We
Speaker 2: ain't got to sit around to figure it out. Okay,
Speaker 2: that's one thing about me and man. Once we cool,
Speaker 2: we cool. But once we ain't cool, let's just stay
Speaker 2: right here. Dog, it's all good. What about he respects
Speaker 2: your father?
Speaker 1: What about Tom? Just to one game?
Speaker 2: No, we ain't gonna know where a game that's a
Speaker 2: whole damn Sunday afternoon.
Speaker 9: We got to drive, sit in traffic, get through the
Speaker 9: parking lot, find our way to our seats.
Speaker 2: Sit there. Then we got to lead a game. You know,
Speaker 2: at a certain time.
Speaker 9: He gotta go early, but we gotta leave early so
Speaker 9: we so he don't get to stampede trample with his
Speaker 9: old ass. No day, we got to walk to the
Speaker 9: parking lot. Now by the time I get your daddy home.
Speaker 9: I done thought about killing him full.
Speaker 2: Time in the car.
Speaker 1: Be like if you if I did? Take not want
Speaker 1: father in law?
Speaker 9: Now you know to see your daddy don't like it?
Speaker 9: You know you know you have a give him car
Speaker 9: head you had you've done something better?
Speaker 12: What you like?
Speaker 4: What?
Speaker 1: That's how he talks.
Speaker 13: On?
Speaker 2: What kind of job you has gotten?
Speaker 4: Now?
Speaker 2: What if my baby wanna go some go some more places?
Speaker 2: What you're gonna do for? What's man? Get your ass out?
Speaker 6: Father in law the car.
Speaker 2: Ain't nobody doing that? Ain't nobody doing that? He can
Speaker 2: have the tickets the weekends, I don't go. How about that?
Speaker 1: I'm sorry?
Speaker 4: I think we might have time for one more Steve.
Speaker 4: This is from Sherry on Facebook. Sherry says, my birthday
Speaker 4: is coming up in a few weeks, and typically my
Speaker 4: sweet husband does his best to get a thoughtful gift
Speaker 4: for me, but it's rarely what I really want or
Speaker 4: would buy for myself. Should I just be proactive and
Speaker 4: tell him exactly what to get me? Or do you
Speaker 4: think gets better to let him do his best on
Speaker 4: his own?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 9: Absolutely, y'all been married too long. Tell your man what
Speaker 9: you want. We have all walked in with the wrong
Speaker 9: box with the wrong things cool, and women all over
Speaker 9: the country have had.
Speaker 2: To go, oh, thank you so much?
Speaker 1: Yes, oh yeah, no, yeah.
Speaker 9: Then she'll never wear it or use it. Maybe what
Speaker 9: do you want this year? And go buy her at
Speaker 9: y'all too old? For surprise for kids at Christmas? Ain't
Speaker 9: no damn Santa Claus.
Speaker 18: Steve.
Speaker 4: More of the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up at
Speaker 4: twenty minutes after the hour right after this.
Speaker 7: You're listening Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 4: All right, Steve, what's the good news about elevate You
Speaker 4: Any selfies come in from people at Walmart?
Speaker 1: Yes, you ask you.
Speaker 12: Know?
Speaker 2: Junior told me. Junior told me he had went into
Speaker 2: Walmart and he.
Speaker 9: Had seen a cutout of me. Yes, yeah, I asked Junior.
Speaker 9: Did you take a picture? He said no, I showed shitter.
Speaker 9: So I said, anybody out there that's going into Walmart
Speaker 9: to see a cutout of me, would you take a picture?
Speaker 2: Send it to me? Because I don't know how to check.
Speaker 1: The I don't know, said the man who thought a
Speaker 1: video was a selfie. Yeah, go ahead, even if you send.
Speaker 2: It to me, how the hell do I check? Oh?
Speaker 2: Somebody sent one?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's good.
Speaker 2: That's good.
Speaker 9: Oh, they coming in your Monica checks for me. So
Speaker 9: Monica got a man over there. That's what I'm looking for.
Speaker 9: People who can find the cutout of me in the
Speaker 9: Walmart if you send it to me, because Elevate You
Speaker 9: is in Walmart in stick packs and the gummies are there.
Speaker 9: So those delicious green drinks and different flavors are the
Speaker 9: stick packs only in Walmart. And you can get the
Speaker 9: gummies for your digestion, your immune system, and your metabolism,
Speaker 9: all those in Walmart exclusively. And if you can't get
Speaker 9: it in the store, go to walmart dot com. But
Speaker 9: if you see a picture of me in Walmart, if
Speaker 9: you can send it to me, Monica, what are you
Speaker 9: pulling it up on?
Speaker 2: Coming up?
Speaker 4: In thirty three minutes after the hour, we'll play another
Speaker 4: round of would you rather? Right after this you're listening
Speaker 4: Hard Morning Show and it's time now for a round
Speaker 4: of would you rather? Would you rather? Guys, would you
Speaker 4: rather change seventy five baby diapers in three days? Or
Speaker 4: would you rather change to adult diapers in one day?
Speaker 20: Give me the babies, Yeah, babies, change the baby diapers. Yeah,
Speaker 20: I'm gonna take the baby I'm gonna tell you something
Speaker 20: right now. You change one adult dip, your whole life
Speaker 20: is gonna be different.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna do everybody.
Speaker 9: When you're wiping a baby, you know, you grab the
Speaker 9: baby two legs and you hold it up in there.
Speaker 2: You can't hold no man grandpa at me. You're gonna
Speaker 2: to stop looking at me. You're looking at me while
Speaker 2: I'm wiping. While i'm wiping, you can't look at him
Speaker 2: while the whole mouth open and everything you can. Now,
Speaker 2: contact got to roll them over.
Speaker 9: And he's not gonna understand this mask I got on
Speaker 9: with this flip down screen on it and this garden hose.
Speaker 2: That's what he's not doing. That's not now.
Speaker 9: And I got him standing next to a window while
Speaker 9: I'm outside with this window.
Speaker 2: Up in the driveway with the garden holes. I'm not
Speaker 2: even coming in there.
Speaker 8: Now.
Speaker 9: And you got to wipe down your own damn legs. Now,
Speaker 9: I'm just gonna scream then over like I say, and
Speaker 9: stop crying. Cut your toes, you wipe you down.
Speaker 1: Ok, We're all clear.
Speaker 2: Up that you can open up a door and wipe
Speaker 2: yourself off the corner that door. I'm not creeping to
Speaker 2: do is wipe you, all right.
Speaker 9: You can get outside at that little speech that you know,
Speaker 9: that little water found that people.
Speaker 2: Have y'all to go around like this. Yeah, you can
Speaker 2: jump your ass around in a circle and stay in
Speaker 2: front of that thing. But I'm not fitting to wipe you.
Speaker 1: All right.
Speaker 2: You can take a beach towel and slosh your ass
Speaker 2: if you the visit.
Speaker 1: If you don't get up, you can take.
Speaker 9: A towel and wrap it around the stick shift on
Speaker 9: your car. They glad yourself caught this ship. Not sit
Speaker 9: white you. You can't take a bath rub and bathrub
Speaker 9: and hang it over your banister and ride it like
Speaker 9: a hawk.
Speaker 2: But I'm not fitting white you. I got some ways
Speaker 2: you can clean yourself. Get up, vent Steve, right there,
Speaker 2: what you can do?
Speaker 6: All right?
Speaker 4: That was today's round the would you rather? I think
Speaker 4: we're all clear. Coming up in forty nine minutes after
Speaker 4: the hour, it is our last break of the day,
Speaker 4: and we'll want some clothing remarks from the one and
Speaker 4: only Steve Harvey right after this.
Speaker 7: You're listening Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 1: All right, guys, it is a our last break of
Speaker 1: the day on this Tuesday.
Speaker 2: Steve, You're crazy for my last break of The Lord
Speaker 2: made me, Yes he did.
Speaker 9: I'm not apologizing because he made me this way, and
Speaker 9: I accept and take full responsibility. But the Lord made me.
Speaker 9: But I'm clear about that. And on judgment day when
Speaker 9: I get up there, I am going to remind him.
Speaker 1: Oh he knows.
Speaker 2: You do know you made me?
Speaker 4: Now, now go ahead, yeah, cause you're wondering what we're
Speaker 4: still laughing about.
Speaker 1: We just did a round it would you rather? And
Speaker 1: we only got through one.
Speaker 4: The question was would you rather change seventy five baby
Speaker 4: diapers in three days or changed to adult diapers in
Speaker 4: one day?
Speaker 2: And we all went with them baby dyers? Yea, everybody, Yeah,
Speaker 2: because that man, grown ass man. It's different if I
Speaker 2: got to do it.
Speaker 9: Here's I have some suggestions for you to wipe yourself.
Speaker 9: I'm gonna touch.
Speaker 2: That's all I'm saying.
Speaker 1: What suggestion?
Speaker 13: I mean?
Speaker 2: What I mean? You know I went over them already.
Speaker 2: We ain't got one of my favorites store, you know,
Speaker 2: it's just.
Speaker 9: Carl sit down on one of my favorites to sit
Speaker 9: on the corner of that mattress and slide.
Speaker 2: That's about the best.
Speaker 8: You don't get a.
Speaker 2: Little bit on your back. But on your car washing.
Speaker 11: We go to the car washing and I grab that
Speaker 11: pressure washing you. I can get you clean. I can
Speaker 11: get you where you need to be.
Speaker 9: Wipe the other side of that car. Just lean over
Speaker 9: them head like I got you. I'm gonna try to
Speaker 9: stand where.
Speaker 2: Don't cut you.
Speaker 9: That was gonna be on high. I try to stay
Speaker 9: back far enough before I cut it. Only don't cut you. Yeah,
Speaker 9: it's gonna have some force on it.
Speaker 4: I think I think we're really clear. Now here's another one.
Speaker 4: Uh your rather, I think I think we are. I
Speaker 4: think Steam's face though, and I do know him.
Speaker 2: You're gonna say so many.
Speaker 1: Don't do it to us, please, Scarlett, just get it.
Speaker 8: We can go to the.
Speaker 11: Beach and you can get on your knees and bid
Speaker 11: your head in the sand, and when they're tied away
Speaker 11: it comes.
Speaker 2: We can get you a nice good cleans right there.
Speaker 2: But we ain't find the white.
Speaker 1: The show will not they adults.
Speaker 2: I just got last one for you. Liding.
Speaker 9: You can go hang gliding with some of your white friends,
Speaker 9: and right before you land, just open your legs real
Speaker 9: wide and just let it.
Speaker 18: Just ride.
Speaker 9: Your hands off their grass. Well, don't don't use your
Speaker 9: feet to land. Open your legs you wanna you want
Speaker 9: to do an ass land? That's for you on the man,
Speaker 9: and they drag you cross that grass till you clean.
Speaker 7: That's the only way that one.
Speaker 4: Would you rather your Google search history be released to
Speaker 4: the world or would you rather your credit card statements
Speaker 4: be released to the world?
Speaker 1: Which one?
Speaker 9: Credit card statements? You're hating on me anyway so much? Yeah,
Speaker 9: I'm gonna see these credit card statements. You think you
Speaker 9: mad at me and Marjorie.
Speaker 2: Now watch it. You're gonna be a maid. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: you think you mad at me and Marjorie. Now for what.
Speaker 9: I don't know what me and my girl did, y'all,
Speaker 9: but whatever we did, you think you mad? Now you
Speaker 9: see them damn credit card statements?
Speaker 6: All right?
Speaker 4: Would you rather be the dumbest person in the world
Speaker 4: but also the richest, rich and dumb? Or would you
Speaker 4: rather be the smartest person in the world with your
Speaker 4: current salary?
Speaker 18: Oh?
Speaker 1: Well, dumb and rich or smart?
Speaker 7: Where you are?
Speaker 10: Right?
Speaker 1: You dare not Wait what.
Speaker 2: You rich and dumb?
Speaker 9: No, didn't here, well, I know, gouldn't here. Well, most
Speaker 9: people think I'm stupid. The average person hear me talking,
Speaker 9: they'd be going damn you stupid.
Speaker 7: All right, but you're already there.
Speaker 2: I'm already there. You get on your yacht and roll
Speaker 2: out all right with my dumb ass.
Speaker 9: Takes my dumb ass down to that bank. I'm just
Speaker 9: just dumb, yeah, pretty much that now. I really don't
Speaker 9: even I can't. I ain't even got a comeback for that.
Speaker 9: All right, we'll move on then, Damn, Steve, you've done
Speaker 9: all right?
Speaker 4: Okay, all right, here's here's one after you die. Would
Speaker 4: you rather your body be found in a room full
Speaker 4: of drugs? Or would you rather your body be found
Speaker 4: in a room full of sex toys?
Speaker 2: WHOA, I'm dead though, right, Yeah, you're dead. That's a deep,
Speaker 2: that's deep. I'd rather be fine with them sex toys? Hell,
Speaker 2: was Steve doing? What is this right here? Whose panics
Speaker 2: is these?
Speaker 4: What?
Speaker 2: What is all this fur in the floor? I don't
Speaker 2: want to know. He's a monkey fur? Yeah?
Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, it ain't finna be no drugs. I'm not
Speaker 9: doing drugs, them sex toys.
Speaker 11: And yeah, I'm gonna put them handcuffs home and little
Speaker 11: Mastak God put that ball in my mind all that, man, We.
Speaker 1: Gotta switch it up now, thanks guys.
Speaker 2: Oh hey, y'all listen to me, have yourself a great day.
Speaker 2: Talk to God. He'd absolutely love to hear from you.
Speaker 2: I talk to God all the time. I ain't worried
Speaker 2: about nothing.
Speaker 9: Man. Hey, remember my favorite scripture to everybody Isaiah fifty
Speaker 9: four seventeen. No weapon formed against me. Show prosper y'all
Speaker 9: need to know that about us.
Speaker 2: Were good. Thank y'all. Have a great day.
Speaker 9: For all.
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