Speaker 1: It's a Brook and Jeffrey podcast. And you know, I
Speaker 1: love reading the reviews. But your mom left us three stars.
Speaker 2: What the well, she has a point, it's not that good.
Speaker 3: Oh listen, could you make up for that? Please? Leagas five?
Speaker 3: Is that too needy? Maybe? But the full show starts
Speaker 3: right now.
Speaker 2: Guys, we need to talk about Taylor Swift for a second.
Speaker 3: Let's do it. I love it.
Speaker 2: Did you know the average attendance per Taylor Swift show
Speaker 2: from her Aras tour was seventy two thousand, four hundred
Speaker 2: and fifty nine people.
Speaker 4: It's more than like sporting of that, I know.
Speaker 1: I love the memes that are like, I understand how
Speaker 1: Taylor could pack the stadium.
Speaker 2: But how could sports? And according to ticket brokers, the
Speaker 2: average ticket sold for one thousand, six hundred and seven dollars.
Speaker 3: The average average.
Speaker 2: That's seven hundred and forty one percent from the last
Speaker 2: tour that she did.
Speaker 5: That.
Speaker 2: Okay, I know it's a lot of numbers that I
Speaker 2: throw at you, but the point is they're all big numbers. Yeah,
Speaker 2: big numbers are good.
Speaker 6: Well, she makes her for seven million night attendance.
Speaker 3: I don't know, it's probably more than that.
Speaker 1: Honestly, yeah, me either.
Speaker 2: How much has she projected to make when the tour
Speaker 2: is done.
Speaker 1: I mean it's a billion dollar summer. I think this
Speaker 1: one alone is going to be over a billion.
Speaker 2: Dollars over a billion, yeah, not even close. What two
Speaker 2: point two billion, dude?
Speaker 1: I mean the women are making money this summer, yeah right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what about giving back to some of the men.
Speaker 2: Men deserve a little bit of a spot, right, Yeah.
Speaker 2: This is the highest grossing tour ever in the history
Speaker 2: of music, beating Elton John's Yellow Brick road Farewell Tour.
Speaker 2: And obviously she's been helping out the hotels everywhere because
Speaker 2: people are traveling to go see her shows. She's famously
Speaker 2: given one hundred thousand dollars bonuses to all of her
Speaker 2: truck drivers, all her stuff around.
Speaker 1: And she wrote personal notes to every single one.
Speaker 2: But one of the coolest things is during her tour,
Speaker 2: whatever city she's gone to, she's donated to the local
Speaker 2: food banks all across the country. One network in Arizona
Speaker 2: said Taylor's donation alone allowed them to send tractor trailers
Speaker 2: full of forty pounds of fresh produce.
Speaker 6: Woo.
Speaker 1: Do you think it's crazy that a kind, stable person
Speaker 1: with a pretty normal childhood could grow up to be
Speaker 1: such an artist.
Speaker 2: It's sketchy. It is sketchy. Something is off.
Speaker 3: It does not fit the mold.
Speaker 2: We're going to try and donate some shock collars to
Speaker 2: the local charities to be on Taylor's level. But if
Speaker 2: they don't want them, I don't know what we're supposed
Speaker 2: to do. I guess we'll go to Yeah, that's what
Speaker 2: they need. We're gonna send it over to the guy
Speaker 2: who was grinding along to Taylor Swift at his wedding
Speaker 2: multiple times. Digital Jake, Yeah, I've on on to shock
Speaker 2: your necks. Scary.
Speaker 3: I really like it.
Speaker 7: I greased your ears with that spot on Transylvania accent
Speaker 7: toelebrate International Bat Night, when we honor the screeching nocturnal
Speaker 7: rodents of the sky. So today all of your trivia
Speaker 7: will be about bats for a special one and done.
Speaker 7: Blood sucking yum. Don't let my pil skin ever touch
Speaker 7: the sun shot color. Question of the day we're kicking
Speaker 7: it off with alexis over three hundred species of fruit
Speaker 7: rely on bats for pollination. Without bats, which one of
Speaker 7: these liquors would not exist on Earth? A rum b
Speaker 7: gin or c tequila.
Speaker 3: Oh interesting.
Speaker 2: Do you know what things are used to make each
Speaker 2: of those liquors?
Speaker 4: Berries?
Speaker 1: Juniper berries gave, oh yeah yeah, and orphans, tears, sugarcane,
Speaker 1: salty shot.
Speaker 3: The bats providing out first of all, I don't know, maybe.
Speaker 1: Gin, because it's juniper juniper berry's girl on a tree.
Speaker 1: It's a juniper tree, right, yeah, Hi, high desert area.
Speaker 3: Okay, that's like treek.
Speaker 2: Alexis said Gin.
Speaker 7: That is incorrect.
Speaker 2: It's tequila.
Speaker 3: Oh interesting.
Speaker 7: Bats are the largest pollinators of agave plants, and without
Speaker 7: a gave, we don't have tequila.
Speaker 3: Yeah cool.
Speaker 7: Oh for one, Jose, it's your turn. Since it's International
Speaker 7: bat Night, let's do a question about baseball bats.
Speaker 3: I like it.
Speaker 7: In the year nineteen hundred, the great hitter Honus Wagner
Speaker 7: was the first person ever to do this with his bat.
Speaker 7: Was it a painted a different color than the wood?
Speaker 7: B had the manufacturer make it with a handle at
Speaker 7: the base? Or c had his autograph burned into the wood.
Speaker 2: Didn't Honus Wagner like have a secret knife installed into
Speaker 2: the bottom of his bat that he could pull out
Speaker 2: just in case he needed it during a game? The
Speaker 2: penguin slar I always confused, was.
Speaker 3: Like actually stealing. Second, he needed a weapon to do
Speaker 3: it those rough days. Do you think that there was
Speaker 3: no handle before? It was just a big stick.
Speaker 8: I'm assuming once they started shaving the bats, that was
Speaker 8: probably one of the first things they would think about
Speaker 8: so it wouldn't slip on.
Speaker 1: Maybe had little tiny hands, like he had little tiny
Speaker 1: man hands and he couldn't.
Speaker 3: Hold the bigger bat very well.
Speaker 1: That wasn't didn't have a handle on the guys, I
Speaker 1: just really need something to grab on too.
Speaker 8: You may be right, though, because it was originally stickball.
Speaker 8: It was like a street game. I'm gonna go with brook.
Speaker 8: I'm just gonna say the handle.
Speaker 7: Jose went with the handle.
Speaker 5: That is.
Speaker 7: Correct.
Speaker 2: It was the autograph.
Speaker 7: The Louisville Slugger Company needed his autograph for sales of
Speaker 7: bat reproductions. That was the first ever athlete endorsement. Cool interesting,
Speaker 7: Oh for two, I'm disappointed in you, Jeffrey. It's your turn.
Speaker 7: Since Batman was introduced to the world through comic books
Speaker 7: in nineteen thirty nine, his appearance and weapons have changed dramatically.
Speaker 7: One thing that hasn't, though, is his favorite food. It
Speaker 7: stayed the same for decades.
Speaker 5: What is it?
Speaker 7: Is it a soup, be meat loaf or c oatmeal?
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, it stayed the same across his entire
Speaker 2: I think.
Speaker 1: To do is a Batman impression for each food to
Speaker 1: see which sounds most likely this.
Speaker 2: Cheddar broccoli is delicious, Alfred, give me more meat loaf.
Speaker 2: Uh God, I'm so groggy this morning. I only think
Speaker 2: that's gonna fix his hangover as a bowl of oatmeal.
Speaker 2: Don't know what made me laugh at And oatmeal hasn't
Speaker 2: changed since like its inception.
Speaker 3: But neither is meat loaf. Man, it's the same.
Speaker 2: It's too messy for Batman, though, I'm gonna go with oatmeal.
Speaker 7: Yeah, Jeffrey said, oatmeal that is Alfred is seen serving
Speaker 7: him this many times in TV shows and movies.
Speaker 2: It's soup.
Speaker 3: Like clam chowder.
Speaker 5: Based.
Speaker 7: We're all for three brook for the love of God,
Speaker 7: get this right.
Speaker 3: And I'm wearing a garlic necklace to protect myself from you.
Speaker 7: Let's go good because yours is also about Batman. When
Speaker 7: filming The Dark Night, production wanted to keep it a
Speaker 7: secret from the public, so they created a fake movie
Speaker 7: name to deceive passers by. What was the fake movie
Speaker 7: title was it a Baby Cops three, Tired and Cranky,
Speaker 7: Rory's first kiss, or Once upon a prom Night.
Speaker 1: Okay, so I think the first one is really funny,
Speaker 1: and I think writers always love to be funny.
Speaker 3: Rory's what first kiss? So that could be like.
Speaker 1: Some sort of revenge on some one of the like
Speaker 1: other fellow castmates, or something like, let's make fun of
Speaker 1: Rory and call.
Speaker 3: It first kiss.
Speaker 9: You know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're like trolling Rory on set. I love that
Speaker 3: I'm on Rory's first kiss.
Speaker 7: Brook said, Rory's first kiss that is.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no way.
Speaker 7: And people quickly figured out it was batman skateboarding around
Speaker 7: the set of Chicago.
Speaker 2: Nor Brook is the only person safe from the shock. Today,
Speaker 2: the rest of us are going to be singing Party
Speaker 2: in the USA by.
Speaker 3: Miley Lexus lead this one song.
Speaker 1: I actually like, so up my hands up playing my
Speaker 1: song the Buttomflass fly away, nodding in.
Speaker 10: My head like yeah, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: Ever since the dawn of time, women have learned how
Speaker 2: to use their feminine charms to take advantage of naive,
Speaker 2: simple minded men. It's like a superpower. Alexis uses it
Speaker 2: to get free drinks from dudes at the bar Brooke
Speaker 2: uses it on our general manager to get weekly fifty
Speaker 2: thousand dollars raises to Sally.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I will don't worry.
Speaker 2: I mean, we kind of expect it from the ladies.
Speaker 2: But apparently one guy says he's turned on his own
Speaker 2: kind and has been using men's weaknesses for his own
Speaker 2: personal gain, and he's making so much money off of
Speaker 2: them he doesn't even feel bad about it at all.
Speaker 3: Let me add you to my weekly email list.
Speaker 2: You're gonna hear what he's doing in a brand new
Speaker 2: mass speaker that's coming up at sevent ten.
Speaker 5: You hear me concession, I can't take back earl arms.
Speaker 5: Mouse speaker got.
Speaker 2: A text to seventy eighty five nine two that says,
Speaker 2: I used to think that the word ostentatious meant something
Speaker 2: you'd probably see in a Jane Austen, not jead That
Speaker 2: Victorian green satin dress is so awesome ostentatious. Something not ostentatious?
Speaker 5: Though?
Speaker 2: Is this radio segment no the mass speaker. It's too
Speaker 2: tawdry for a Jane Austen book, but perfect for the
Speaker 2: radio where listeners spill the beans on the secrets of
Speaker 2: their lives. And one of our listeners is ready to
Speaker 2: put his pride and prejudice right out into the open.
Speaker 2: He's going by Brett today. So, sir Brett, goodmorrow to you.
Speaker 5: Sir, Hey, good morning.
Speaker 2: Hey, what's up?
Speaker 1: White is regal with a voice changer on? Sure in
Speaker 1: real life you're a prince.
Speaker 2: He didn't even say, he was just like suck. That's cool, Brett,
Speaker 2: voice changers on, you are the mass speaker. Whenever you're ready,
Speaker 2: let's hear your confession.
Speaker 5: All right. So I've been making some money with a
Speaker 5: side hustle.
Speaker 1: Oh we always love to hear these money confessions.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's a little dishonest, just.
Speaker 2: How we like him.
Speaker 3: Oh no, what are you doing?
Speaker 5: Well? Basically I sell pictures of my feet one.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, yeah, I mean we've heard a lot of
Speaker 2: women that do that.
Speaker 5: Yeah, there's actually a pretty big market for feet right now,
Speaker 5: I'm on a bunch of different sites foot Finder, insta.
Speaker 3: Feats, instant feats. Is that what you said? You know
Speaker 3: any of these?
Speaker 5: I thought it was only fans a lot.
Speaker 1: Oh why is that dishonest? I mean, if people want
Speaker 1: them and they'll pay for them, So I.
Speaker 5: In my profile I say that I'm a twenty year
Speaker 5: old girl.
Speaker 2: Oh are you not a twenty year old girl?
Speaker 3: I mean it could be the voice change.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I can't be sure.
Speaker 5: Oh no, I'm definitely not.
Speaker 1: Okay, you sound like an adult made Do you have
Speaker 1: really feminine feet?
Speaker 5: Yeah? They are my real feet.
Speaker 6: What say you were like stealing other pigs or something
Speaker 6: at all?
Speaker 3: Aren't men feet always look kind of like hobbit feet?
Speaker 3: I mean that's what.
Speaker 2: That's the stereotype. But there are some guys that have
Speaker 2: like a nice slender trim foot.
Speaker 5: Is that you, Yeah, that's that's me. I have disarmingly
Speaker 5: attractive feet.
Speaker 1: Wow, wow, wow, attractive digits.
Speaker 2: Maybe they are ostentatious.
Speaker 3: I feel like that's still dishonest.
Speaker 1: I mean, why not sell them is that instead of
Speaker 1: a twenty year old female foot?
Speaker 5: I don't think anyone would buy them if they know
Speaker 5: I was a guy.
Speaker 9: I know.
Speaker 8: You would just have I mean yeah, still, you'd have
Speaker 8: a lot of dudes buying them, just like dudes.
Speaker 2: Buy a lot of girls. I think the mass appeal
Speaker 2: it's for dudes looking for girls.
Speaker 1: I don't think we can go with foot picks is
Speaker 1: mass appeal period.
Speaker 2: But I think we can.
Speaker 6: I know way too many girls at selfie picks.
Speaker 1: Yeah, do you have to have any other interaction with
Speaker 1: the buyer?
Speaker 5: So they do try to get more out of me,
Speaker 5: like they do want me to see the face with
Speaker 5: the feet, but try not to do anything too crazy.
Speaker 5: I just have, you know, a picture of an attractive
Speaker 5: Burnett girl in my profile, and you know I try
Speaker 5: to act as close to a twenty year.
Speaker 1: Old girls I am, except for you stole someone's image
Speaker 1: to set up the profile.
Speaker 3: There's a stock photo, give me stock photo please?
Speaker 5: Well, and then whoever it is hasn't contacted me yet.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's all.
Speaker 1: And how has it made you feel about men in general?
Speaker 1: As a twenty year old woman?
Speaker 2: You respect men more than ever?
Speaker 5: Right? Yeah, that's a pretty bleak look. But I am
Speaker 5: reaping the benefits. I'll tell you what really.
Speaker 6: Okay, dudes are brandy.
Speaker 1: What can you pay for with like a monthly earning
Speaker 1: that you're making?
Speaker 5: I just moved to a really nice apartment.
Speaker 3: Oh you did, okay?
Speaker 2: Upgrading your life?
Speaker 5: Man, I can make up to like five a month
Speaker 5: in a good month.
Speaker 2: Yeah, whoa wow?
Speaker 3: I mean your pedicure bill though, must be out.
Speaker 6: Do you do a lot of maintenance on them.
Speaker 2: Bro.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I mean I have to.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you got to wax that toe hair seriously and
Speaker 1: keep them trammed and everything.
Speaker 2: So you have guys that are making like specific requests
Speaker 2: for your feet too, Like, what's the any do you
Speaker 2: have any weird ones that you did you get?
Speaker 3: I want to ask that.
Speaker 2: I want to know.
Speaker 11: I know.
Speaker 5: I mean, you know one time, you know, I put
Speaker 5: my feet in the bowl of macaroni.
Speaker 2: That sounds like okay, and that's hot.
Speaker 5: I mean was hot. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I don't think. Yeah, I don't think to him, but somebody.
Speaker 2: Out there think that's sexy.
Speaker 6: Yeah, someone on the text word would agree.
Speaker 1: Do you go in search your competitors, you know, just
Speaker 1: to see what kind of thing you're up against?
Speaker 5: No, not so much.
Speaker 3: I feel like there should be at Tootsies dot com.
Speaker 8: Oh yeah, someone's looking for and they're like, wait a minute,
Speaker 8: this isn't the candy sight, but.
Speaker 3: This little piggy.
Speaker 5: Exists.
Speaker 2: Okay. Is there any like regret? Do you feel bad
Speaker 2: at all about lying?
Speaker 5: No? I mean some of these dudes are just so weird.
Speaker 6: Yeah, and they kind of get what they want.
Speaker 1: Yeah, everybody's winning here, you know, and I'm getting to
Speaker 1: show off my feet.
Speaker 5: You know, it is a little flattering. I will think
Speaker 5: like I think you get that part of it.
Speaker 2: Well, dude, hey, congrats.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what's your twenty year old female name so we
Speaker 1: can find you online?
Speaker 5: Uh? I don't want to say that because it'll blow
Speaker 5: my cover.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah yeah, yeah, it makes sense and he doesn't
Speaker 1: need the free advertising.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll get how funny his name is.
Speaker 6: I am twenty years old, I swear.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this sounds legit to me. I'm going to go
Speaker 2: buy some pics right now. Well, good luck, Brett. All right,
Speaker 2: I keep making.
Speaker 6: Money, bro.
Speaker 5: Noah, thank you.
Speaker 3: Congrats on those feet. Genetics.
Speaker 2: Yeah, text into seven eighty five nine two. If you
Speaker 2: have a confession you've been holding on to, we can
Speaker 2: hide your identity, mask your voice, and make you the
Speaker 2: next mass speaker. Your phone TAP's coming up next.
Speaker 11: Frooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: Today, we call a guy who works at the food
Speaker 2: court and the mall, and we've heard that during his
Speaker 2: breaks he likes to walk over to Macy's and use
Speaker 2: their free cologne samples so that it can smell nice
Speaker 2: for his girlfriend after work.
Speaker 3: Betty gets extra tips too. Nice thing.
Speaker 2: Well, his girlfriend took that sweet little gesture and asked
Speaker 2: us to use it against him for a prank.
Speaker 3: That is dB, she's a good girlfriend.
Speaker 2: The only person who could pull off something that ruthless
Speaker 2: is Brooke. Oh so she's gonna make this dude awfully
Speaker 2: uncomfortable in your phone?
Speaker 5: Tap right now?
Speaker 9: Another pretzels.
Speaker 1: Hi, I'm looking for an employee there named Eli.
Speaker 9: This is Eli.
Speaker 3: Oh, funny, you're Eli.
Speaker 12: We have a problem.
Speaker 9: Okay, who is this?
Speaker 1: My name's Betty and I'm the director of Macy's employee operations.
Speaker 9: Okay, did you call to order some pretzels or something?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: No, I called to discuss your breaks from the pretzel shop.
Speaker 1: Do you ever happen to walk over into the macy store?
Speaker 11: Ah?
Speaker 9: Yeah, I mean I guess occasionally, Okay occasionally.
Speaker 3: That's funny.
Speaker 9: What's going on here?
Speaker 13: I'm kind of confused.
Speaker 1: I just need to know when you're inside Macy's do
Speaker 1: you ever peruse the store?
Speaker 3: We have you on security camera.
Speaker 9: What are you saying I stole something? Because that's not
Speaker 9: anything I would ever do.
Speaker 1: Eyes in the sky you lie, they don't lie.
Speaker 9: I'm telling you I didn't steal anything. I really didn't.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, get played dumb, all right, I'll tell you
Speaker 1: the issue I've gotten back over the security tapes and
Speaker 1: the days you work at the pretzel shop. I see
Speaker 1: you go buy the men's section and do a little
Speaker 1: sprits of the sample cologne.
Speaker 5: So what So you're just.
Speaker 1: Okay with stealing from the store. Pretty shocking response.
Speaker 9: Samples?
Speaker 3: Yeah, a sample cologne with a three sprits limit?
Speaker 9: What are you talking about?
Speaker 3: It's clearly written on the post it right on the glass.
Speaker 3: Three sprints is per customer.
Speaker 9: I never seen eything written on the glo. How am
Speaker 9: I supposed to know?
Speaker 3: Always playing? I get it all right, listen.
Speaker 1: I spoke to my supervisor about it, and he wanted
Speaker 1: to press charges.
Speaker 9: For using a sample cologne.
Speaker 1: Over the given limit. Using the sample cologne, that's not
Speaker 1: using anymore. That's stealing.
Speaker 9: At that point, I didn't know there was a limit.
Speaker 3: It's not clear, listen. I talked him down.
Speaker 1: But only if you pay us back for the colone
Speaker 1: that you used.
Speaker 9: You're telling me I have to pay you back for
Speaker 9: free samples that everyone uses when they come in there.
Speaker 3: It's not free after three. That's our slogan around here.
Speaker 1: Okay, so I'm gonna need your credit card right now,
Speaker 1: and we can just charge the three hundred and eighty
Speaker 1: two dollars in ninety n's.
Speaker 2: That's ridiculous.
Speaker 9: I'm not paying four hundred dollars for sample.
Speaker 3: I didn't say four hundred, did I?
Speaker 9: Ela, I'm just about four hundred.
Speaker 3: Hey, you do not know how lucky you are, sir.
Speaker 1: I mean, just last week we had someone arrested for
Speaker 1: trying on too many pairs of shoes.
Speaker 9: Oh my god, Now you're just crazy.
Speaker 13: This is what we.
Speaker 3: Crossed out in a day.
Speaker 1: I don't care if nothing fit, but you do not
Speaker 1: take advantage of us.
Speaker 9: I'm not taking advantage of you. I work at the
Speaker 9: mod just around the corner, so I don't understand why
Speaker 9: you just didn't say something to me.
Speaker 1: They'll hire anyone these days, won't they.
Speaker 9: I don't like this. I'm gonna have to just come
Speaker 9: down there and talk to somebody and sort this out.
Speaker 3: Hey, I'll have you know, if you set foot on
Speaker 3: our premises, I'll have.
Speaker 1: Our security guard roll you so hard your future children
Speaker 1: will have a headache when they're born.
Speaker 9: What you're threatening me?
Speaker 3: Why don't you pry to your girlfriend about it? Jasmine.
Speaker 1: What Jasmine, she's actually the one who ratted you out. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and a'sd a radio station to do a prank phone
Speaker 1: call on you.
Speaker 5: What.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is actually Brug from the radio show Brook
Speaker 1: and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 3: We're doing a phone tap on you.
Speaker 9: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: Your girlfriend, Jasmine said he liked to take breaks at
Speaker 1: Macy's and go try to smell good for her or something.
Speaker 9: I can't believe she would even tell people about that, Like,
Speaker 9: it is kind of embarrassing when I was Oh my.
Speaker 1: God, you just got to spread it out a little bit,
Speaker 1: you know, hit a couple of different department stores.
Speaker 3: Hit the three sprits limit at each one. That's how
Speaker 3: I do it anyway, A bad idea. And I love
Speaker 3: the free deodorant section. It's great.
Speaker 9: I haven't heard of that section. But you know, yeah,
Speaker 9: maybe I won't be buying deodoran anymore either.
Speaker 10: Wake up every morning, weekday morning twenties Brooke and Jeffrey
Speaker 10: in the Morning.
Speaker 2: If you see something, should you say something?
Speaker 3: I think that's slogan. That's how it goes.
Speaker 2: So that's a yes.
Speaker 4: Uh, well, I think I say something bad something if
Speaker 4: you see anything.
Speaker 3: Or if you say something good and you want to
Speaker 3: keep it to yourself.
Speaker 2: For the last fifteen minutes, I've noticed Jose has a
Speaker 2: ramen noodle stuck to the back of his pants. Do
Speaker 2: I say it?
Speaker 3: I think I let that one go.
Speaker 2: Okay, Yeah, it's not always easy to know when you
Speaker 2: should speak up the thanks bro, And that's what one
Speaker 2: of our listeners is dealing with today. She lives in
Speaker 2: an apartment with a clear view into her neighbor's window,
Speaker 2: and what she saw recently was so shocking she isn't
Speaker 2: sure if she should tell someone or just let it happendrama.
Speaker 2: I know I prefer option Three's that one. Make an
Speaker 2: awkward Tuesday phone call about it?
Speaker 3: Oh, I thought for sure you're going to say join in.
Speaker 2: That's probably option one, but she agreed with me. You're
Speaker 2: gonna hear it in a brand new awkward Tuesday phone call. Next,
Speaker 2: it's awkward.
Speaker 11: It's Tuesday.
Speaker 2: It's an awkward Tuesday phone call. With awkward Tuesday phone calls,
Speaker 2: ninety nine percent of them end up actually being awkward.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, for.
Speaker 2: Sure, But I think this one today is one hundred
Speaker 2: percent chance. I'm saying awkwardness guarantee because the woman on
Speaker 2: the phone is ready to call basically a total stranger.
Speaker 2: Why does she want to do that? I'm not really
Speaker 2: sure yet, but let's find out by talking to Megan. Meghan,
Speaker 2: welcome to the show.
Speaker 3: Hey, here ya, I have a lot of questions.
Speaker 1: But first, do you know this stranger's name?
Speaker 11: Yeah?
Speaker 12: I mean I know his name now?
Speaker 2: Now, yeah, why don't you start from the beginning. Tell
Speaker 2: us what's going on in your life?
Speaker 12: Okay, So a couple of months ago, I moved into
Speaker 12: a new apartment cool, and the people that live across
Speaker 12: from me are like, this really cute couple. You know,
Speaker 12: I've seen him a couple of times. Guy and a girl.
Speaker 12: Those attractive.
Speaker 2: It sounds sounds like you're watching them from your apartment.
Speaker 12: Yes, okay, so here's the deal. I'm not watching them,
Speaker 12: but sometimes when I look out the window, you know,
Speaker 12: you can see into other people's apartment, like you know,
Speaker 12: watching with binoculars or anything. And I mean we're not
Speaker 12: like I wouldn't say what friends or anything, but I
Speaker 12: have seen them out walking their dog. We have just
Speaker 12: kind of like chit chatted, No, that kind of a
Speaker 12: thing like acquaintance.
Speaker 2: Right, Okay, got it? So what's going on? With you
Speaker 2: and your neighbors.
Speaker 12: Okay, so lately I have unfortunately seen into their apartment
Speaker 12: and I have seen a different man in there kissing
Speaker 12: this woman. Oh but I mean the you know, normal
Speaker 12: neighbor dude is coming around. I mean he's living there obviously,
Speaker 12: but this is when he's gone.
Speaker 2: Oh.
Speaker 3: If I saw that, I would watch too.
Speaker 2: I mean, this is pretty shocking. Is there any way
Speaker 2: that I could see the video?
Speaker 12: Oh my gosh, not any video.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, just still shouts that you don't know anything
Speaker 1: about these people. They could have open relationship, they could
Speaker 1: maybe not even be together right now, right Like, there's
Speaker 1: so many different reasons for this to be happening.
Speaker 12: I'm pretty sure are still together because when I see
Speaker 12: them out or in their apartment, they're together. They're cuddling,
Speaker 12: kissing whatever, normal relationship stuff.
Speaker 4: Is there a chance is this like a brother or
Speaker 4: a father, Like you don't kiss your father.
Speaker 3: Well in a way that it looks romantic.
Speaker 4: She didn't say that romantic.
Speaker 3: She implied that then it was a romance happening.
Speaker 4: Because you don't kiss your family. Does it mean other
Speaker 4: people don't kiss their family?
Speaker 12: Okay, well, we've got a whole other set of issues.
Speaker 12: That's the case.
Speaker 4: Okay, so it was that romance.
Speaker 2: How often is this going on, Megan? Is this just
Speaker 2: a couple of times or is this consistently? You're seeing
Speaker 2: this other guy come over, you.
Speaker 12: Know, once a week or something, But it consistent.
Speaker 8: That sounds like a cheater schedule once a week here
Speaker 8: and there on the guilt goes away, then you invite
Speaker 8: them back.
Speaker 3: But Megan, how does this involve you?
Speaker 12: Okay, so I'm still awful knowing this, first of all.
Speaker 12: Second of all, I feel terrible for this guy. He's
Speaker 12: such a nice guy.
Speaker 2: Like, plus, she has to watch it happen all the time,
Speaker 2: like she's basically a part of the cheating relationship.
Speaker 4: Someone she's a to the cheating.
Speaker 3: I mean, like you don't know them. You actually don't
Speaker 3: know if this guy is a nice guy.
Speaker 1: Just because he says HI to you in the hallway
Speaker 1: at your apartment building means nothing.
Speaker 12: Look, I know the guy is a nice guy because
Speaker 12: I was talking to some other people in the building
Speaker 12: about the situation.
Speaker 3: Of the building apartments like this.
Speaker 12: Anyway, Apparently one of our neighbors had him take care
Speaker 12: of her cat while she was gone, so he checked in.
Speaker 12: You know said the cat blah blah blah. So I
Speaker 12: mean he seems like a pretty nice guy.
Speaker 4: It's not convinced.
Speaker 1: It's just so funny to see like a background report
Speaker 1: on this.
Speaker 3: You are inserting yourself with something.
Speaker 2: So all the neighbors vouch for this guy.
Speaker 12: Yeah, I mean it's the right thing to do to
Speaker 12: let somebody know when they're being lied to or taken
Speaker 12: advantage of what you want to.
Speaker 3: Call the guy.
Speaker 1: Don't you think that it's the right thing to do
Speaker 1: to call her first, like and say, hey, I've seen
Speaker 1: this happening.
Speaker 2: You would warn the cheater before you'd warn the person
Speaker 2: getting cheated on Brook, because again.
Speaker 3: You don't know the whole story.
Speaker 2: What if they're that gives that gives the cheater a
Speaker 2: chance to cover up their tracks. Just cheat better, now.
Speaker 3: That's true.
Speaker 2: That's what Brook wants. Brook wants them to cheat.
Speaker 8: Murder next door and be like, no, this is.
Speaker 6: It's right or wrong?
Speaker 3: I want to hear it. You want to call the guy.
Speaker 12: Well no, I don't really want to, but I try
Speaker 12: to get my neighbor who you know, he'd watched her cat.
Speaker 12: She has his phone number, And I was like, you
Speaker 12: need to call him and tell him you know him.
Speaker 12: She's like, I'm not calling because I can't see anything.
Speaker 2: You call it, okay, and you're like, I'm not calling.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna have Brook and Jeffrey calling for me. I
Speaker 2: can't trace it to my phone. Okay, doesn't even want
Speaker 2: to call. If I'm understanding this right, you're looking more
Speaker 2: of how to do this phone call, what to say,
Speaker 2: and how to talk to a guy and tell him
Speaker 2: there's another guy over at your apartment hooking up with
Speaker 2: your girlfriend.
Speaker 12: Yes, Like, do I just come right out and say that,
Speaker 12: or do I try to like get information about their
Speaker 12: relationship or.
Speaker 4: You're kind of nosy you can start asking that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's nosy.
Speaker 1: Anyway, sheld the entire building about who this dude is.
Speaker 2: All right, well, we're gonna think about it. We'll play
Speaker 2: a song, we'll come back, we'll give you a little
Speaker 2: bit of advice, Megan, and then we'll let you call
Speaker 2: you across the street neighbor and tell him there's another
Speaker 2: guy that's coming over and kissing your girlfriend. Okay, Okay,
Speaker 2: we'll get right after this. Hold on, it's awkward. It's
Speaker 2: awkward Tuesday. If you're just joining us, one of our
Speaker 2: listeners wants to call there across the street neighbor and
Speaker 2: let him know, Hey, I can see into your apartment
Speaker 2: and sometimes when you're not around, your girlfriend brings another
Speaker 2: guy over and does stuff behind your back. And Megan,
Speaker 2: this is a big risk that you're taking here because,
Speaker 2: like Brooks said, you don't really know these people and
Speaker 2: what their relationship is like. But if you've ever heard
Speaker 2: the awkward Tuesday phone calls before, you know that when
Speaker 2: the conversation reaches a crescendo, will play a big sound
Speaker 2: effect and will jump on the line to help you.
Speaker 2: And this time brook promises to have your back. Right, No,
Speaker 2: we're helping our listener.
Speaker 1: Of course, I'll have your back.
Speaker 3: I mean, here's the thing, Megan.
Speaker 1: It's not something I would do, nor would I recommend.
Speaker 2: It does not sound like something.
Speaker 1: But if you're gonna go ahead and do it, I
Speaker 1: got you, Okay, all right? The thing is, Megan, like,
Speaker 1: I just think you need to start this off by
Speaker 1: re establishing your relationship with him.
Speaker 3: Does that make sense?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you want to relationship.
Speaker 1: When you start the phone call. You can't just come
Speaker 1: in cold right with this. Your girlfriend is cheating information.
Speaker 1: You need to be like, Hey, I'm Megan from number
Speaker 1: twenty four or whatever, and I've.
Speaker 3: Seen you around with your dogs.
Speaker 1: They're so cute. I heard you cat sit for a friend.
Speaker 1: That is so awesome.
Speaker 3: You're such a good guy.
Speaker 2: Some verbal foreplay before you drop.
Speaker 1: The I mean he's gonna be defensive. You need to
Speaker 1: get on his good side.
Speaker 12: Okay, Yeah, I mean I think you're right just trying
Speaker 12: to make the connection of at least trying to remember
Speaker 12: who I am and.
Speaker 1: That you're doing this for the good of him.
Speaker 2: Jose, what do you think?
Speaker 8: Well, I think, no matter what, you're gonna look nosy
Speaker 8: because you're seeing stuff. So you have to shift the
Speaker 8: blame away from yourself. So just say this.
Speaker 4: The other day I had radio host Brooke Fox.
Speaker 2: And she saw Brook is willing to be the fall.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, why not?
Speaker 12: Awesome?
Speaker 3: Doesn't affect my life, all right? Yeah?
Speaker 2: So how you feeling, Megan? Do you feel ready to
Speaker 2: do this?
Speaker 12: I guess, I mean, I know it's the right thing
Speaker 12: to do, but obviously I'm super nervous.
Speaker 4: Not easy. Yeah, all right, I'm nervous.
Speaker 2: Well, we're all here to support you, especially Brook the
Speaker 2: number right now, Okay, good luck, Here we go. Hello,
Speaker 2: Hey is this Rick?
Speaker 5: Yeah? Who's this?
Speaker 12: My name is Megan. I live in your neighborhood.
Speaker 13: Uh okay.
Speaker 12: One of the women in our building says that she
Speaker 12: knew you like you had cats it for her one time,
Speaker 12: and I told her that I really needed to talk
Speaker 12: to you, and so I asked for your number. I
Speaker 12: hope that's okay.
Speaker 13: Yeah, what can I do for you?
Speaker 12: Okay? Well, are you having a good day today? Have
Speaker 12: you had a good day. I'm having a good day.
Speaker 12: Just how's your day going?
Speaker 5: Yeh, everything's going great.
Speaker 13: What's going on?
Speaker 11: Oh?
Speaker 1: Good?
Speaker 12: Well good, I'm glad you're having a good day. Okay. So,
Speaker 12: m how I do this? So I've live in an
Speaker 12: apartment across from you and your girlfriend.
Speaker 5: Uh huh.
Speaker 12: Sorry. First of all, I just wanted to say that
Speaker 12: I think you and your girlfriend are so cute together.
Speaker 12: Like I'm not like watching you or anything, but when
Speaker 12: I see you guys together, like out walking your dog,
Speaker 12: you're just so very cute. I just think you're super each.
Speaker 13: Can I ask where this is going?
Speaker 12: Yeah? So, I just I don't know how else to
Speaker 12: say it. But there's been a few times where I mean,
Speaker 12: I know, I'm probably totally, but I will be looking
Speaker 12: at my window and I can kind of accidentally stay
Speaker 12: into your place. And I've seen your girlfriend on a
Speaker 12: few occasions with uh, with another man. I'm really, really
Speaker 12: so sorry to tell you this. I mean, I hate.
Speaker 9: Are you?
Speaker 10: Okay?
Speaker 13: Yea awful now, Look it's it's okay. I appreciate you
Speaker 13: telling me.
Speaker 5: Thank you.
Speaker 12: I'm so sorry. Like, do you do you want to
Speaker 12: know anything about the guy? I mean, like what he
Speaker 12: looks like?
Speaker 9: You know?
Speaker 13: No, no, no, no, no, no, it's it's it's fine. I
Speaker 13: know who you're talking about. Please, don't you know this
Speaker 13: is listening. I appreciate your concerns. Thank you for letting
Speaker 13: me know about the window. Thank you for calling. But
Speaker 13: I don't know if we should be talking about this anymore.
Speaker 12: Okay, sorry, but I'm just confused.
Speaker 13: Like if I were you, I just I just leave
Speaker 13: it alone.
Speaker 12: Okay. I just don't understand, Like, how are you? I
Speaker 12: would be livid or upset?
Speaker 13: I mean, I just look you really, you just don't
Speaker 13: get it. She's not being unfaithful to me, she's being
Speaker 13: unfaithful to him.
Speaker 12: What him?
Speaker 5: Who?
Speaker 13: Her husband?
Speaker 11: What the hell out of it?
Speaker 9: What's going on?
Speaker 5: Rick?
Speaker 2: Uh, you're on the radio right now with Brook and
Speaker 2: Jeffrey in the morning. Ah, we're doing What the.
Speaker 9: Hell's going on?
Speaker 13: This whole thing was just set up.
Speaker 2: Well, it's not a setup. This is something we do
Speaker 2: called an awkward Tuesday phone call where we help our
Speaker 2: listeners have.
Speaker 13: Say the hell away from me. You're gonna hear from
Speaker 13: my lawyer.
Speaker 5: Rick.
Speaker 2: Dude, listen, I like to do this. I know you're
Speaker 2: angry and you're you're shock. Honestly, if I was in
Speaker 2: your position, I probably would be too. But if it
Speaker 2: makes you feel any better, nobody knows where you live.
Speaker 2: We don't know the name of the woman that you're
Speaker 2: This is ridiculous. Were Hey, Rick, we respect your privacy, okay,
Speaker 2: but we also don't support cheating in any way, and
Speaker 2: so I was hoping that you could talk to us
Speaker 2: about this a little bit.
Speaker 5: Got it?
Speaker 3: Okay, Wait, let me try Okay, Rick, deep breath.
Speaker 1: Obviously she is putting her nose in business that is
Speaker 1: not hers.
Speaker 3: Okay, your name there, Meghan, so are we.
Speaker 1: But I mean, like Jeffrey said, nobody knows who you are, man,
Speaker 1: So don't worry.
Speaker 3: You haven't been outed yet anything.
Speaker 2: Hello Rick, Oh my God, is he there?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: What did I say? I said not to get involved?
Speaker 3: Now he is gretn lawyers.
Speaker 1: Nobody listens to meeting suit.
Speaker 4: Nobody listens to me. We didn't. We don't know his name.
Speaker 3: You're outing the side piece. That's what we just did, dude,
Speaker 3: that he was the side piece.
Speaker 2: Well, there was cheating happening. Meghan, Are you still there?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 12: I'm here.
Speaker 3: What did you learn from this? Meghan?
Speaker 8: Holy?
Speaker 2: I mean hell, that may have been the biggest secret
Speaker 2: that we've ever accidentally uncovered on this show.
Speaker 3: So you're gonna have to move it. I mean, there's
Speaker 3: no get the woman on the phone.
Speaker 4: No, no, I think I figure it out.
Speaker 8: So the woman is telling her husband that she lives
Speaker 8: on her own way.
Speaker 1: The woman is just over there all the time, Jose Megan,
Speaker 1: Megan was just assuming that she lived there.
Speaker 4: Too constantly there.
Speaker 2: I thought it sounded like the woman and the husband
Speaker 2: live and Rick is the side piece.
Speaker 3: Why why is Rick cat sitting for neighbors? Then extra money?
Speaker 4: He's a nice guy, after all, we told you he's
Speaker 4: a nice guy.
Speaker 2: I know, the most friendly, wholesome side piece in the
Speaker 2: entire city.
Speaker 1: Guys, I think all that matters is we don't know
Speaker 1: what the hell is going on over there, and we.
Speaker 3: Should stay out. Isn't the Real Housewives of Megan's apartment?
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is definitely a messy situation. I don't know
Speaker 2: what to do from this point.
Speaker 3: We do nothing, Jeff.
Speaker 2: To us because we promised before we made this call
Speaker 2: we would support Megan, and.
Speaker 12: You're going to need to support me moving into a
Speaker 12: have an apartment call play there it is.
Speaker 2: Maybe we should ask our listeners text into seven eight,
Speaker 2: five nine two, because now we need advice. What should
Speaker 2: we tell Meghan to do? Should she move out? Should
Speaker 2: she try and move into that other couple's apartments?
Speaker 4: Should she have just.
Speaker 3: Listened to Brook from the very beginning and not gotten.
Speaker 2: Well, Meghan, keep us updated on what you decide to
Speaker 2: do and what happens with this weird threesome relationship that
Speaker 2: you've uncovered.
Speaker 12: I'll do it for sure.
Speaker 1: I'll let you know, all right, put your binoculars away, Okay,
Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5: Oh and you've got mail.
Speaker 2: Sorry, it's a secret. Oh I just got this weird email.
Speaker 3: Wait from what why?
Speaker 2: It says you are wanted by police and will be
Speaker 2: under arrest unless you click this link.
Speaker 1: Yeah, click it, yeah, click it, click it.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I think it's that they let you not be under restrospect.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna have a reputation of polish.
Speaker 6: Click you like.
Speaker 3: Being arrested me just the handcuffs.
Speaker 2: Okay, Now they just need my credit card information to
Speaker 2: avoid my warrant. Wouldn't mean that? Is it spam?
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's it's a clickbait you think.
Speaker 2: So, I know.
Speaker 1: I think you should give it to him, giving yourself
Speaker 1: a security number two.
Speaker 2: It's just it's so hard to tell what's real and
Speaker 2: what's clickbait these days.
Speaker 3: It's very difficult.
Speaker 2: It's true, very difficult because I'm going to read you.
Speaker 2: I'm going to read all of you, some headlines and
Speaker 2: a brand new care don't care. I guarantee you're going
Speaker 2: to click on all of it.
Speaker 6: Probably real headlines.
Speaker 2: We will find out, and you're gonna give me your
Speaker 2: routing numbers. When a brand new car, I don't care,
Speaker 2: it's coming up at a ten. If you're like us,
Speaker 2: you believe instant gratification takes way too long. Wait, it's instant,
Speaker 2: and that's why we created this segment. Care or don't care,
Speaker 2: gratifying you so fast you won't even realize you were
Speaker 2: gratified at all.
Speaker 3: Oh wait, what just happened?
Speaker 2: Wait a minute, Let the instant joy begin with your
Speaker 2: first headline. Want front Road Taylor Swift tickets? How about
Speaker 2: having dinner with her?
Speaker 3: Don't care?
Speaker 1: You care if the story is you have to be ed,
Speaker 1: cheering or Selena Gomez to be mad.
Speaker 2: I'd say for more than a handful of people, dinner
Speaker 2: with Taylor Swift would only be a dream. But thanks
Speaker 2: to a crazy new app, it's actually possible. It's called
Speaker 2: Miria m y r i Aria and it's only for
Speaker 2: the super wealthy.
Speaker 1: Oh we can't get on it, domemb know that report?
Speaker 3: Can we try to download it?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Membership alone costs thirty grand a year, and don't even
Speaker 2: bother rushing over to the app store to get it,
Speaker 2: because even if you do have the thirty k doesn't
Speaker 2: matter because it's invite only.
Speaker 8: Oh okay, I'm sorry, but you make it exclusive.
Speaker 7: Now.
Speaker 6: I want to spend thirty thousand.
Speaker 4: I want to get a loan out.
Speaker 1: Just why why would you spend thirty thousand dollars?
Speaker 2: Well, you need to have a net worth of at
Speaker 2: least thirty million dollars. Okay, in consideration, none of us.
Speaker 2: And just like the example of the Taylor Swift thing
Speaker 2: that I mentioned earlier, once you become a member, you
Speaker 2: can just text them and get pretty much anything you
Speaker 2: want sold out concert tickets, rare exotic vehicles and pets like.
Speaker 2: You still have to pay for it, but they'll get
Speaker 2: it done for you.
Speaker 1: There's not a big group chat of people over thirty
Speaker 1: million that they can just text each other directly.
Speaker 2: That's basically what this is.
Speaker 3: Okay. I thought they had this go in with their
Speaker 3: like assistance or something.
Speaker 2: The guy who used to work in the music industry
Speaker 2: started it, and he built up this huge rolodex of
Speaker 2: connections through the years and over the past decade he's
Speaker 2: basically become the go to guy in Hollywood whenever certain
Speaker 2: billionaires need something.
Speaker 1: He's the guy, and he doesn't want to be that.
Speaker 1: He doesn't want to be that guy anymore. It's like
Speaker 1: just double the app.
Speaker 3: Dealing with you.
Speaker 2: He was able to get one CEO seats to the Oscars,
Speaker 2: sitting ninth row behind Jeff Bezos. It took him less
Speaker 2: than a day to get that done.
Speaker 8: Oh wow, Because they got it opening because Will Smith
Speaker 8: in a lot of they're like, yeah, we.
Speaker 2: Got Currently, the Maria app has less than one hundred members.
Speaker 2: All of them are A listers, athletes, and CEOs, and
Speaker 2: there is a community feature where they can all hobnob
Speaker 2: with each other.
Speaker 1: So that he's already made three hundred thousand, right? Is
Speaker 1: that how many hundred members? Thirty thousand each? Or is
Speaker 1: that three million times?
Speaker 6: It depends on how many members numbers.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, there's currently about five hundred people on the
Speaker 2: wait list just to get accepted into the People willing.
Speaker 1: To pay can't get It's crazy, that's so sad.
Speaker 6: I don't want to know who's getting.
Speaker 2: Let's go to your next headline. We know the machines
Speaker 2: are coming, but we're cool if they service drinks, right,
Speaker 2: don't care care Well, I've been saying it since I
Speaker 2: was a baby. The machines are our friends and we
Speaker 2: should embrace them. Did you say this, baby? I did that?
Speaker 2: Those are my first sentences.
Speaker 3: That's a view robot.
Speaker 2: Are you now. There's a company called Barsis br s Ys,
Speaker 2: and they recently unveiled their latest home bartending appliance called
Speaker 2: the bar Sis three sixty.
Speaker 3: Oh my God.
Speaker 1: One of my friends has one of these things where
Speaker 1: it's like it's like a K cup for coffee, except
Speaker 1: for you put cocktails in it.
Speaker 2: Yes, it's basically what they're saying, like.
Speaker 1: Fill this with you fill the wells with like vodka
Speaker 1: and whiskey and stuff, and then you put the K
Speaker 1: cup in and you make a margarita.
Speaker 2: What in this machine at retails for four hundred and
Speaker 2: seventy five dollars. You can open it and use it
Speaker 2: with your app and it'll make whatever cocktail you want
Speaker 2: in ten seconds or less.
Speaker 1: So this is fancier than the one my friend has.
Speaker 1: And I'm gonna say, drink's not that great.
Speaker 2: Okay, so this is a nice one.
Speaker 3: I'm trying to think.
Speaker 6: Your friend just put vodka into curates. This is a
Speaker 6: hot cup of it, and it's not that good.
Speaker 2: But it's like Brooks said, I what to do is
Speaker 2: you just fill it up with the mixers and the
Speaker 2: spirits and the juices, and the machine keeps them cool
Speaker 2: and refrigerated and fresh till you ask for that cosmo
Speaker 2: with a twist and ten seconds later, boom.
Speaker 6: I wonder what she's it's.
Speaker 2: And if you go to their database, it says they
Speaker 2: have twenty thousand different drinks that the Barsis can make
Speaker 2: for you. But let's say you have your top ten favorites.
Speaker 2: On your way home. You can just push a button
Speaker 2: and your cocktail will be ready for you the second
Speaker 2: you walk in the door.
Speaker 3: Hey, I don't know why people have a problem with alcohol. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it's so hard to get these days.
Speaker 2: Brooks already asked management to put three of them in
Speaker 2: the student cool outside the door.
Speaker 3: Who needs a coffee machine anymore?
Speaker 2: Let's see if you guys care about this one. Alexis
Speaker 2: is all about the PSL, but now one of her
Speaker 2: favorite childhood snacks is getting the pumpkin treatment.
Speaker 5: Care.
Speaker 2: I don't care.
Speaker 1: We have to care about She's gonna like something gross,
Speaker 1: but I care.
Speaker 2: The early signs of autumn are all upon us. We
Speaker 2: see the sun is setting earlier, football is back, and
Speaker 2: the overwhelming smell of pumpkin spices everywhere you go. It's
Speaker 2: either that orant way she doesn't wear. But the newest
Speaker 2: product sounds like it should have come out probably years ago,
Speaker 2: because they're bringing two iconic brands together to create one
Speaker 2: incredible false snack. Talking about pumpkin spice goldfish I love it.
Speaker 6: I like them both too, but together now, you know.
Speaker 2: Like the little packages of gold that you can buy
Speaker 2: at the grocery store, this limited edition fall version you
Speaker 2: can only buy if you're at Dunkin Donuts. They sell
Speaker 2: them there. And what does it taste like? The press
Speaker 2: release says they combine the notes of pumpkin sweet donut
Speaker 2: glaze and warm cinnamon spices, cinnamon clothes, and nutmeg.
Speaker 1: There's no cheese cheese.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's not cheesy. Its I'm on it.
Speaker 1: So there must be like a because they have like
Speaker 1: the pretzel ones.
Speaker 2: Too, But starting next week you can buy a bag
Speaker 2: of them for three sixty nine in store, or we'll
Speaker 2: have the link up on the Brook and Jeffrey instance
Speaker 2: stories you can check out.
Speaker 3: Together and you can have them for breakfast.
Speaker 1: I just want those pumpkin spice donuts that are in
Speaker 1: the press picture.
Speaker 2: Those have been around for a while, so if you're
Speaker 2: a pumpkin fanatic, you gotta try these. And speaking of
Speaker 2: pumpkin spice, Jeff's joke of the day carrot don't care.
Speaker 6: Is it going to be pumpkin spy?
Speaker 3: I bet it's not going to be spicy. I care?
Speaker 2: How do you cure someone with a pumpkin spice addiction. Oh,
Speaker 2: apply the pumpkin patch. It's funny because Alexis really.
Speaker 11: Would don't care Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: One of the only thing that sounds worse than being
Speaker 2: the father of three kids, Oh my gosh, he's being
Speaker 2: a father of four. That's what our player Stephan today
Speaker 2: is dealing with four children that he takes care of
Speaker 2: all at one time. Stephan, our thoughts are with you.
Speaker 2: How do you do it?
Speaker 5: Man?
Speaker 2: What is your secret?
Speaker 9: One day at a time?
Speaker 1: About only one kid a day, is what I heard. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so the other three are just left.
Speaker 2: To get there on day Yeah, yeah, okaypat right.
Speaker 1: I think the hardest part of I mean not the
Speaker 1: hardest part, but one of the hard parts of having
Speaker 1: four kids is coming up with four good names.
Speaker 3: By the fourth one, are.
Speaker 5: You just like it was difficult?
Speaker 11: It was difficult?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Did you feel solid in the fourth name or was
Speaker 1: it kind of like a you know, you gave up
Speaker 1: throwaway the fourth one.
Speaker 9: I had to change it because I literally met somebody
Speaker 9: with the same name I was going to go with,
Speaker 9: and I did not care for that person.
Speaker 8: So you're like, look if I name you this, I'm
Speaker 8: gonna hate you so that its name was Jeffrey de Bou.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I hate that name too. Let's sun brook out
Speaker 2: of the studio. While she leaves, Stephan, you know the
Speaker 2: game works. He got thirty seconds answer as many questions
Speaker 2: as possible. If you don't know when, you could say pass.
Speaker 2: But you have to beat her outright to win you Ready? Ready,
Speaker 2: your time starts now. Liam Payne celebrates a birthday today.
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Speaker 2: or lettuce tomato? What candy bar slogan is sometimes you
Speaker 2: feel like a nut figgres? A three piece suit is
Speaker 2: a jacket? Pants? And what else?
Speaker 5: Pass? Oh?
Speaker 2: Okay, got that name? Brooks coming back in the studio
Speaker 2: and I'm seeing on my screener here Stephan, you're one
Speaker 2: of the elite groups. Who's part of Jose's Giggle Gang?
Speaker 11: True story?
Speaker 3: Hey, what's up?
Speaker 11: Dude?
Speaker 4: They ask your username?
Speaker 6: Who do I know you?
Speaker 9: As?
Speaker 4: It's just joker?
Speaker 1: What's what's the initiation like to get into the Giggle Gang?
Speaker 2: How many lashes. Does it take?
Speaker 9: We can't talk about it.
Speaker 4: Oh, that's a good job. He was going to get
Speaker 4: some more. I don't even want to tell what I
Speaker 4: was going to first.
Speaker 2: Giggle Gangs. You can't talk about giggle gang.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a pretty hardcore gang.
Speaker 6: You don't want to run into us, and.
Speaker 1: Got so much toxic masculinity in the giggle Gang jiggle fight.
Speaker 4: You have no idea?
Speaker 5: You up?
Speaker 2: You're ready?
Speaker 11: Yea ready?
Speaker 2: Your time starts now. Liam Payne celebrates a birthday today.
Speaker 2: He was one fifth of what famous boy band? What
Speaker 2: does concha mean in Japanese?
Speaker 1: Uh means thank you?
Speaker 2: Which ingredient is not in a big mac? Tomatoes? Onions
Speaker 2: or lettuce?
Speaker 5: Uh?
Speaker 3: Tomatoes?
Speaker 2: What candy bar slogan is sometimes you feel like a.
Speaker 1: Nut, sometimes you don't all of enjoy.
Speaker 2: Three piece suit is a jacket? Pants? And what else best?
Speaker 2: Which country is Peppa Pig from England? Okay, we're gonna
Speaker 2: go to the scoreboard to see how you guys did
Speaker 2: with Jose.
Speaker 6: Come down for Moose soup after.
Speaker 2: Soup, that's pro specialty.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna call you it's just Joker. You got three
Speaker 4: correct today and Brook you got five?
Speaker 1: Wow?
Speaker 3: No, No, now's a giggle gang. It's gonna seek revenge
Speaker 3: on me.
Speaker 4: You start laughing in your sleep.
Speaker 11: You know who it is.
Speaker 2: Let's get these answers in for everybody. Liam Payne celebrates
Speaker 2: a birthday today. He was one fifth of One Direction.
Speaker 2: He turns thirty years old. Conezchewa means hello in Japanese.
Speaker 2: The ingredient not in a big mac. No tomatoes, Not
Speaker 2: gonna find a tomato in there. Candy bar slogan sometimes
Speaker 2: you feel like a nut. That's almond joy. A three
Speaker 2: piece suit has jacket, pants and a vest. And Peppa
Speaker 2: Pig is from the United Kingdom, Yes, which does include England.
Speaker 3: You didn't give me England, one.
Speaker 2: Said, we didn't give you England. We gave you England.
Speaker 2: We didn't take it away though, Take it away, all right,
Speaker 2: get out of here. So Stephan, you know we can't
Speaker 2: give you any money here, but just for playing you
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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's perfect, bro, And.
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Speaker 1: Do you only take fathers of four children?
Speaker 6: No, we take all shapes of everybody.
Speaker 8: Okay, well technically it's an eighteen and upstream, but yeah,
Speaker 8: I guess if your kid though, so I need all
Speaker 8: the viewers if I can get.
Speaker 2: Yeah, just lie about your Yeah, exactly, just lie Stephan.
Speaker 2: Thanks for playing man.
Speaker 11: Yeah, thanks for having me.
Speaker 2: Windbrooks back the same time tomorrow
Speaker 11: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning and