Speaker 1: You've done it.
Speaker 2: You were getting me fulled Brook and Jeffrey experience right
Speaker 2: now with our podcast. I mean, I know you want more, Okay,
Speaker 2: I'm just telling you TikTok YouTube all the socials at
Speaker 2: Brook and Jeffrey and let's start the show right now.
Speaker 3: Brooke, what would you want in your mouth right now?
Speaker 3: If I could give you any option out there?
Speaker 4: You say it.
Speaker 2: Right now. I'm in a sweet mood Jeffrey today.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know one of those bear claws. No it's
Speaker 1: not bear claw.
Speaker 2: I always the april fritters.
Speaker 1: That's my favorite.
Speaker 4: I haven't heard of.
Speaker 2: That had anything in my mouth.
Speaker 1: I haven't had anything in my mouth yet. It's not
Speaker 1: working quite right.
Speaker 3: I bring it up because there's a hot new trend
Speaker 3: all the big food brands are leaning into because for
Speaker 3: years everybody was going for the sweet and salty.
Speaker 1: Comba Yeah, I love that, and I love caramel.
Speaker 5: That's big Bacon pancakes. Yeah yeah right, That's been around forever.
Speaker 3: But experts say officially that's done. The era of sweet
Speaker 3: and salty is over.
Speaker 4: Now.
Speaker 3: What's hot from the Boomers all the way to Jen
Speaker 3: Alpha what it's spicy?
Speaker 1: Sweet and spicy? Are we calling it swic. Is that
Speaker 1: something that you came up.
Speaker 5: With dyes down to swice?
Speaker 1: I don't know why. I love the name too.
Speaker 5: That's the hot trend right.
Speaker 1: Now, literally literally hot and sweet tread.
Speaker 3: The top three most popular swicy things right now are hot, honey,
Speaker 3: love that blowing up everywhere.
Speaker 1: You put it on pepperoni pizza and it is unbelievable.
Speaker 3: I know Pizza Hut is offering it on their pies.
Speaker 3: Now you don't have to do it yourself. Also, sweet
Speaker 3: chili sauces are big. People are putting that on their
Speaker 3: chicken dishes and their burgers. We even want swice in
Speaker 3: our beverages now.
Speaker 6: Oh.
Speaker 3: A lot of restaurants to adding like Jlapeno strawberry.
Speaker 4: Marks so good.
Speaker 1: Although I did get it.
Speaker 2: I asked for a spicy mark the other day and
Speaker 2: the guy literally.
Speaker 1: Dumped hot sauce literally so much in the margarita you
Speaker 1: couldn't see through it. It was so gross.
Speaker 4: It was like she's drinking.
Speaker 1: Thick and vinegar.
Speaker 5: That's the swice coming for you.
Speaker 3: I just ordered straight shots of Tabasco and kool Aid
Speaker 3: mixed together.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, do you skip the water and just put
Speaker 1: the powder right in?
Speaker 5: Ma snorted off.
Speaker 3: But experts say swicy is in because it checks multiple
Speaker 3: boxes on your tongue. Yeah, text in seventy five nine
Speaker 3: to two, you down to swice Tonight, We're gonna add
Speaker 3: some swice right into our shot collar when we elect
Speaker 3: to each other for the shock collar question of the day.
Speaker 3: So let's send it over to the swiciest member of
Speaker 3: the Morning show.
Speaker 5: Digital Jake is sweet and spicy.
Speaker 7: All it takes is three little letters to make one
Speaker 7: powerful masculine name.
Speaker 8: Because today is National.
Speaker 2: Dan Day, shout out to my dad.
Speaker 7: It's a holiday that honors all the Dan's, Danny's, Daniels, Danilo's,
Speaker 7: and d dogs of the world.
Speaker 1: Ya Danyard Dog.
Speaker 7: You're each going to get a question about a famous Dan,
Speaker 7: Daniel or Danny and you'll have to answer correctly or
Speaker 7: you're getting a Gosh Dane shock in the neck. It's
Speaker 7: a special one and Dan shot collar.
Speaker 8: Question of the day.
Speaker 7: Now, alexis just like calling to make a doctor's appointment.
Speaker 7: No one can help you with this question. For alexis
Speaker 7: this famous Dan was born July twenty third, nineteen eighty nine.
Speaker 7: His party trick is to recite all the elements of
Speaker 7: the periodic table in order and oh yeah, he had
Speaker 7: a few blockbuster movies under the same franchise title that
Speaker 7: grossed over seven point seven billion, which Dan am I
Speaker 7: talking about.
Speaker 4: I couldn't help.
Speaker 1: I can't think I know who it is.
Speaker 6: Yep.
Speaker 2: I only know Danny DeVito and that's not this guy.
Speaker 5: You know, he knows chemistry, so he must be pretty smart.
Speaker 1: You're gonna feel so stupid when it is. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: know it.
Speaker 9: First, Daniel Harry Style.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Daniel Liam pay.
Speaker 1: Just make up a name, Daniel James. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: you made.
Speaker 2: Name?
Speaker 8: Is Daniel James texting right now? Alexa said, Daniel James.
Speaker 7: That's not correct. It was Daniel Radcliffe from Harry Potter.
Speaker 7: Dan's going in your brain, Jose, it's your turn to
Speaker 7: think of the popular phrase Dan the Man is actually trademarked.
Speaker 7: What type of business holds the rights to it? Is
Speaker 7: it a video games? B plumbing or see construction?
Speaker 4: Whoa, I can see a plumbing band being like Dan
Speaker 4: the Man, Like will help you in thirty minutes.
Speaker 5: Or what you know?
Speaker 1: Yeah, call Dan the Man.
Speaker 9: Yeah, we'll be there.
Speaker 3: Because that would be one guy plumbing for the construction site.
Speaker 3: It would have to be like a crew of dance.
Speaker 2: They need hire dance to make this building, which is
Speaker 2: very confusing.
Speaker 1: When Dan needs help, I'm gonna go with the plumber.
Speaker 8: One Jose said, plumbing.
Speaker 7: That is.
Speaker 6: Correct.
Speaker 7: Punch, kick, and blast your way through twelve action packed
Speaker 7: levels with Dan the Man, available in the app Store.
Speaker 5: It's a video game.
Speaker 7: Oh interest, Brook, It's your turn. I'm the father named Dan.
Speaker 7: Hope this will help you in this question. To prepare
Speaker 7: for his role as Bill the Butcher in Gangs of
Speaker 7: New York, Daniel day Lewis would listen to music to
Speaker 7: get himself in an aggressive mindset, and he says it
Speaker 7: worked because he was nominated for an Oscar for Best Actor.
Speaker 7: What music would Daniel day Lewis listen to before it
Speaker 7: takes on set? Was it a the Metal band, God's Hate, huh,
Speaker 7: b the Rapper, Eminem or see the Wheels on the
Speaker 7: Bus to annoy himself on edge?
Speaker 2: You know God, My first thought for him was actually
Speaker 2: Eminem before you even said it, and it is like
Speaker 2: angry Rat.
Speaker 3: A lot of guys use Eminem music to like pump
Speaker 3: themselves up to work out. I would do it for
Speaker 3: my piano recitals when I was little.
Speaker 2: Yeah, your this is your chance.
Speaker 1: Being a parent.
Speaker 2: I could see how angry wheels on the bus over
Speaker 2: and over would make someone.
Speaker 1: God yeah, I think I'm gonna stick with my gut though,
Speaker 1: and go with Eminem.
Speaker 8: Brooks said, Eminem, that is correct.
Speaker 7: Brooke got it right. She's the only one safe so far. Jeffrey,
Speaker 7: it's your turn. Another famous Dan, Danny DeVito, has a
Speaker 7: unique presence on social media, and one of his strangest
Speaker 7: bits is what kind of photos he posts to his
Speaker 7: Twitter account. If you check out his page, Danny DeVito
Speaker 7: will have hundreds of pictures of what a his armpits,
Speaker 7: b his feet or c armadillo's.
Speaker 5: Danny DeVito is kind of like a kooky, weird guy.
Speaker 1: He's a funny guy.
Speaker 3: He seems like he would post pictures of like just
Speaker 3: random armadillos.
Speaker 1: Don't is it weird?
Speaker 2: I'm not even a foot person, and I want to
Speaker 2: see what Danny DeVito's feet look like.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean.
Speaker 3: I guess if you guys say that that's common, I'll
Speaker 3: go with pictures of his whatever.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because you'll blame us if you get it wrong.
Speaker 3: I'm going to blame you when I get armpits wrong,
Speaker 3: that's not cho Jeffrey said, armpits.
Speaker 7: That is, he calls it troll foot and his foot everywhere.
Speaker 7: He says, there's no explanation. It's my foot and you're
Speaker 7: going to look at it now.
Speaker 3: I have to google it, all right, So Brooks the
Speaker 3: only person safe from the shot. The rest of us
Speaker 3: are going to be getting electrocated while singing bad Day
Speaker 3: by Daniel Powder.
Speaker 2: Are already getting text for my mom of how proud
Speaker 2: she is of me.
Speaker 7: I also did those texts because you had a bad day.
Speaker 9: You taking one down.
Speaker 1: And you turn it around.
Speaker 5: That's your shot. Collar question of the.
Speaker 6: Day, brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: What would it take to instantly ruin your next door
Speaker 3: neighbor's elaborate holiday display?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 5: I guess the better question is why would you even
Speaker 5: want to?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 9: That was I thought.
Speaker 1: They're just thinking, try to spread some joy.
Speaker 3: Jeff Well, the guy on the phone says he was
Speaker 3: left with no other option. What it was either attack
Speaker 3: his neighbor's decor or his wife inconsolably crying for weeks
Speaker 3: and weeks and gosh, how do you get to that situation?
Speaker 1: No, I feel like my husband would still pick the neighbor.
Speaker 5: I would have left crying for sure the time.
Speaker 3: You won't believe what this guy did just to spare
Speaker 3: his wife's feelings. In a brand new mass speaker coming
Speaker 3: up at seven ten.
Speaker 5: You don't hear me confession, I can't take back armst Mouse.
Speaker 3: Speaker texta seventy five nine two says, our coworker recently
Speaker 3: announced to the office that she was going on maternity leave.
Speaker 3: So I pointed at her belly and I jokingly said, well,
Speaker 3: I didn't want to say anything, but I think we
Speaker 3: all knew. And then I found out she was adopting.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, you have to quit you.
Speaker 3: This is why the safest thing to do is never talk.
Speaker 3: We'll say anything to anyone ever unless you have a
Speaker 3: voice changer to keep yourself anonymous God, which is exactly
Speaker 3: why we have one for the mass speaker. And we
Speaker 3: also have a guy on the phone who wants to
Speaker 3: go by Brian today.
Speaker 5: Brian, welcome to the show.
Speaker 10: Hey guys, how you doing?
Speaker 1: Oh Brian, it's not good. After I'm gonna tell you,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be honest with you, Brian. Before are you
Speaker 1: doing I'm doing?
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, all right, we're ready to have our spirits
Speaker 3: lifted after that text voice changer is on. You are
Speaker 3: the mass speaker, Brian. Whenever you're ready, let's hear your confession.
Speaker 10: Okay, so you're not hearing my real voice.
Speaker 3: Yeah no, I mean I mean in your voice, but
Speaker 3: it's changed.
Speaker 5: Okay, we wouldn't know what your real voice sounds like.
Speaker 10: Oh, good, good, Well, this is a story about my wife.
Speaker 10: We've been married for quite a while and she's an
Speaker 10: amazing person.
Speaker 1: She's got a heart of all that's sweet. It sounds
Speaker 1: like you don't remember how many years. I think it's
Speaker 1: been a while.
Speaker 10: It has been a while.
Speaker 5: That's funny. We're not gonna quiz you on anything. Don't worry.
Speaker 10: People say she's got like the heart of a Disney princess.
Speaker 10: She's that kind of She's just that sweet and kind.
Speaker 4: She's got energy about her.
Speaker 5: Ray nice.
Speaker 10: So I'm at work one day and I get a
Speaker 10: text from her and it's a picture of a baby deer.
Speaker 1: A baby deer is she actually snow white?
Speaker 10: Wo where it was sitting on the front lawn of
Speaker 10: our house.
Speaker 1: It's pretty common.
Speaker 10: So she's like, oh, you got to come home and
Speaker 10: hopefully you'll still be here, she said, She's running out
Speaker 10: to the store so she'll see me back at the house.
Speaker 1: How long does she think this deer gonna hang out?
Speaker 1: She goes to the kids.
Speaker 4: I'm thinking, if this was Brook's house, her husband Michael
Speaker 4: would be shooting the deer get off by and honestly.
Speaker 2: They're kind of forest rats, but sure she and she
Speaker 2: would never do that.
Speaker 10: So I get home and I can see the deer.
Speaker 1: Oh it still there.
Speaker 10: It's impaled on offence.
Speaker 4: What did you say, imped Yes, Oh gosh, that that's.
Speaker 1: Why it's still there. Having venison for dinner tonight, of.
Speaker 5: Course, Brook goes straight to.
Speaker 2: Cooking if it's gonna die anyway, Like, honey, are you mad?
Speaker 1: Is your wife there?
Speaker 6: Is?
Speaker 1: She gone?
Speaker 10: No, she's gone.
Speaker 5: Thank god. You don't want her to see that.
Speaker 10: So it was it was dead unfortunately.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Oh that's so sad.
Speaker 9: How did it get?
Speaker 4: I want to know how?
Speaker 9: Or do I want to know?
Speaker 5: I don't think this. I mean I think you, yeah, assume.
Speaker 1: To jump, probably miss time something.
Speaker 3: Or maybe it's one of those weird BDSM deers that
Speaker 3: took it a little bit too far off itself.
Speaker 5: You never know, So what did you do?
Speaker 1: You went and removed it.
Speaker 10: Well, my neighbor a couple of houses down had a
Speaker 10: big Santa and Sleigh display.
Speaker 6: Out on his lawn.
Speaker 1: Okay, winter time.
Speaker 10: So I got the deer off the fence and I
Speaker 10: carried it down to my neighbor's house, and I took
Speaker 10: one of the harnesses and with bells and stuff, off
Speaker 10: one of the fake gears.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, Oh my god.
Speaker 9: I know exactly what's happening.
Speaker 1: I don't get it at all.
Speaker 10: And I put it on the real dead deer because
Speaker 10: I didn't know what to do. My wife would have
Speaker 10: freaked out if she came home and the deer was
Speaker 10: dead on our lawn.
Speaker 9: You hit it in plain sight, is now it's a
Speaker 9: Santa deer.
Speaker 1: You just take it out into.
Speaker 3: The back and put it on the barbecue. I know,
Speaker 3: bly hungry.
Speaker 10: I would have hurt it, but the ground was frozen,
Speaker 10: so I would have never been able to dig a
Speaker 10: hole in that short of a period of time.
Speaker 5: Okay.
Speaker 10: And so they killer thing was that nobody discovered the
Speaker 10: dead deer for two days.
Speaker 3: It was just chilling on your neighbor's front lawn and flesh.
Speaker 1: Sick neighbor joke.
Speaker 2: I bet they thought they were living with like a
Speaker 2: serial killer in the neighborhood.
Speaker 1: He laughs.
Speaker 6: Well, yeah, that's the whole thing.
Speaker 10: Though nobody realized, not even the people that lived there.
Speaker 2: They just thought that the fake dear got knocked over
Speaker 2: and was bloody.
Speaker 10: Well, I put the bloody part kind of up against
Speaker 10: the manger, so you wouldn't see it unless you were
Speaker 10: standing there really close looking at it.
Speaker 9: Red and white.
Speaker 1: It's really weird. This is a weird one, right, that's
Speaker 1: what the segment's for.
Speaker 5: So you said it was there for days.
Speaker 10: Yeah, I was there for two days before I finally
Speaker 10: had the time to dispose of it properly.
Speaker 9: Oh, so you take care.
Speaker 8: Of it now.
Speaker 1: I'm very concerned what the Santa statue is made out of.
Speaker 6: You.
Speaker 5: That is like a drifter came by.
Speaker 11: You.
Speaker 2: Guys are on me about cooking the thing, but that
Speaker 2: is it's way more sane than what this man did.
Speaker 9: I don't know.
Speaker 3: Well, it's just the way that you were licking your
Speaker 3: lips while you were saying that was kind of putting
Speaker 3: me off. I think it's sweet that he's willing to
Speaker 3: go to any lengths.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he didn't murder it.
Speaker 5: He just moved it, yeah.
Speaker 1: And dressed it up. There's a lot of other options.
Speaker 10: She would have been devastated if she came home and
Speaker 10: found the deer dead on a line.
Speaker 3: Nobody said it was the best idea that anybody's ever had, but.
Speaker 5: He was in a pin. She did what he had
Speaker 5: to do. I bet she.
Speaker 3: I bet your wife still thinks that that baby deer
Speaker 3: is out in the forest like frolicking and having like
Speaker 3: the best life ever.
Speaker 10: I'm sure she does.
Speaker 5: It's really sad, all right, Well, Merry Christmas. Everybody text
Speaker 5: into seven eight, five nine too.
Speaker 3: If you have a confession you've been holding on to,
Speaker 3: we can hide your identity, mask your voice, and make
Speaker 3: you the next mass speaker.
Speaker 5: Your phone TAP's coming up.
Speaker 6: Next, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: I don't really consider myself a gamer, even though I
Speaker 3: would totally crush.
Speaker 5: Jose at most of the popular titles out there.
Speaker 3: He is undefeated in Fortnite, when we played Halo, Gears
Speaker 3: of War, Cat Conundrum three, Cursed of the Caressed Kittens.
Speaker 6: I don't know.
Speaker 2: What's really what's not in your list?
Speaker 3: I mean, I don't really get all of it, but
Speaker 3: Jose does and that's why today he pranks a fellow
Speaker 3: gamer who's been playing a lot of Fortnite lately. You're
Speaker 3: gonna hear what happens in your phone tap right now.
Speaker 4: Hello, Hi, this is Kate McNown from the PlayStation Gaming Authority.
Speaker 4: Is this justin Webb?
Speaker 5: Yeah? Who is this?
Speaker 4: My name's Kate from the PlayStation Gaming Authority. Your account
Speaker 4: was recently flagged. Is your username Dynamic Disco five?
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's me, But I don't understand you're from the
Speaker 5: gaming Authority.
Speaker 4: Do you recall playing Fortnite last Thursday in a gaming
Speaker 4: party with squad members Rant for Rey, Ray Bananos Thing
Speaker 4: and troll Hunter two oh nine?
Speaker 5: Uh, I'm not sure.
Speaker 7: I played Fortnite a lot.
Speaker 4: Okay, so you realize that your squad mates were all teenagers.
Speaker 8: I don't know.
Speaker 5: I jumped into a random squad's match. I don't okay,
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the I didn't know what was wrong? Who I'm
Speaker 4: playing with?
Speaker 5: Excuse?
Speaker 4: Got it? What?
Speaker 6: All?
Speaker 11: Right?
Speaker 6: Well?
Speaker 4: Do you remember when you were in Lonely Labs that
Speaker 4: section of the map.
Speaker 5: Sure, yeah, I mean.
Speaker 4: And you were aggressively emoting.
Speaker 5: That doesn't sound like me.
Speaker 4: I don't the dances your character's hips were gyrating excessively
Speaker 4: in the presence mind you of underaged players.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but what's the problem, Like, that's just part of
Speaker 5: the game.
Speaker 4: You just kept hitting the button over and over, dancing
Speaker 4: dancing gyrate gyrate. Huh you like dancing in front of kids.
Speaker 7: It's a game, dude, it's not real life.
Speaker 4: Well, the parents of these tweens saw what you were
Speaker 4: doing and they did not call it dancing. More like fornicating. Okay, fortnitdicating.
Speaker 5: If anything, this is rig I don't know what this is.
Speaker 4: I do At this point, all three sets of parents complained,
Speaker 4: so we do have to take action. Complained about what
Speaker 4: I was just using the game how it's supposed.
Speaker 5: To be used. I don't understand.
Speaker 4: Basically, here's your options. We can either ban you from
Speaker 4: the network for six months.
Speaker 5: Come on, people, emote all over the map all the time.
Speaker 4: You can fight at all you want. But we do
Speaker 4: have an online rehab center for your digital character and
Speaker 4: is now a suspected pedophile in the game. We don't
Speaker 4: like to use that word either.
Speaker 5: I'm not a pedophile.
Speaker 7: What are you talking about?
Speaker 9: No, no, no, you're not a pedophile.
Speaker 4: Your character is My character.
Speaker 5: Is not a pedophile either. That doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 5: I'm the character. The character is just me, my avatar.
Speaker 4: Calm down, You're not in the middle of a battle Royale.
Speaker 5: Oh my god.
Speaker 4: Every person who's accused of doing lude or lavicious acts
Speaker 4: of the minor present has to have their character rehabilitated
Speaker 4: if they'd like to gain access. Again, I don't believe Macy.
Speaker 7: This has insane You cannot lock my PlayStation account just
Speaker 7: because I use the game correctly.
Speaker 4: Okay, well, if I use the game correctly, you mean
Speaker 4: gyrating your hips in front of innocent tweens. Oh my god,
Speaker 4: but I think we have different definitions of the game.
Speaker 7: Dude.
Speaker 9: Here's what needs to.
Speaker 4: Happen for you to be reinstated. It's eight one on
Speaker 4: one digital sessions where your avatar meets with our digital therapists.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna hit another account. This is nonsense.
Speaker 11: I can't go with this, all.
Speaker 4: Right, So I'm gonna mark down here that you're not
Speaker 4: taking responsibility and avoiding the perversion problem.
Speaker 5: I don't have a problem.
Speaker 1: You have a problem.
Speaker 4: I'm also writing down he blamed and shamed a tech advisor.
Speaker 4: What that'll probably get your band extended about what six months?
Speaker 7: Do you seriously have nothing better to do with your
Speaker 7: job than to come after people for dancing in a game.
Speaker 4: Actually, yeah, I don't sother schedule your appointment with our
Speaker 4: digital therapists right now or we're done here.
Speaker 5: No, I'm not gonna do that. Okay, we'll do that.
Speaker 7: I was just you're allowed to floss in front of
Speaker 7: another avatar.
Speaker 4: It's funny you mentioned that. That's exactly what your friend
Speaker 4: Riley said when he flos in front of a senior citizen.
Speaker 4: What and now his avatar's doing community service at a
Speaker 4: SIMS rest home.
Speaker 5: Why you for playing the game?
Speaker 4: Because he asked us to punish him, and also he
Speaker 4: asked us to do this prank phone call on you.
Speaker 7: Riley set me a hook?
Speaker 2: Yeah he did.
Speaker 10: Oh my gosh.
Speaker 4: This is actually Julisey for the radio show Brook and
Speaker 4: Jeffrey in the morning. Man, we're doing a tap on you.
Speaker 4: Your buddy Riley says, you guys are really addicted to
Speaker 4: Fortnite lately, so he wanted to mess with you. Man.
Speaker 7: I truly didn't know what you were talking about and
Speaker 7: didn't know what to say.
Speaker 5: I've never been accused of being wearing around kids. That's
Speaker 5: so insane.
Speaker 4: I mean, you don't have to press the dance button,
Speaker 4: all right, you don't have you do it all the time, buddy.
Speaker 5: Come on, I'm gonna press it all the time now,
Speaker 5: just because I can't stand you.
Speaker 9: I better not see you in a match where I'm
Speaker 9: reporting you.
Speaker 4: Brother.
Speaker 5: Oh my god.
Speaker 6: The wake up every morning was fun tabs weekday mornings
Speaker 6: on the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5: Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned?
Speaker 1: Say it again, Jess.
Speaker 3: It's not just the title of Brooks autobiography, that is right.
Speaker 5: It's true.
Speaker 3: If you make a woman feel rejected or unappreciated, she
Speaker 3: will make sure that you come to regret it. And
Speaker 3: that sentiment's even more intense if the woman happens to
Speaker 3: be a bride. Oh true, you do not mess with
Speaker 3: her on her special day. And that's why one of
Speaker 3: our listeners emailed us for help because she felt betrayed
Speaker 3: by her friends on her big day and decided she was.
Speaker 5: Gonna get even.
Speaker 3: Oh really, now they're saying she's gone too far. And yes,
Speaker 3: now she's gone too far is chapter seven of Brooks autobiography,
Speaker 3: but text in seven eight five nine two, because we're
Speaker 3: gonna need listener input during a brand new edition of
Speaker 3: am I the Jerk, And.
Speaker 1: There's seven chapters. After I've gone too far, it go farther.
Speaker 3: You're gonna care what happened for this bride when we
Speaker 3: do am I the Jerk. Next it's Brooks and Jeffrey
Speaker 3: in the morning. And we all need someone in our
Speaker 3: lives to keep us in check and call us out
Speaker 3: when we're out of line, when we're acting a fool.
Speaker 1: That's why celebrities turn out the way they do. They
Speaker 1: don't have that person.
Speaker 3: Have yes men Or when you're downward, dog goes right
Speaker 3: side up in yoga class.
Speaker 1: That could be embarrassing or impressive. I'm not sure which.
Speaker 3: Well, it would help if someone would at least step
Speaker 3: in and tell you politely you're.
Speaker 4: Down where dog is showing.
Speaker 3: And that's what we're here to do today and help
Speaker 3: one of our listeners for another edition of am.
Speaker 5: I the Jerk.
Speaker 1: It's a Dirney Dog.
Speaker 3: So that's where you tell us your situation, how you
Speaker 3: handled it, and will tell you if you're in the
Speaker 3: wrong or not, with some feedback from our listeners too.
Speaker 5: At seven eight, five, nine to.
Speaker 3: Two, so let's meet today's or jerky.
Speaker 1: She sounds like we're already passing judgment.
Speaker 5: Question. Her name is Valerie, Valerie, welcome to the show.
Speaker 11: Hey everyone, how are you?
Speaker 1: I think you say jerk.
Speaker 8: Question.
Speaker 3: I'm I'm okay.
Speaker 11: I could actually be a lot better, but okay, maybe
Speaker 11: I'll feel better after this call.
Speaker 4: All right, predicament.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it sounds like you've been sitting with something.
Speaker 11: Yes, this has been really consuming.
Speaker 5: So okay, what's going on. What happened in your life?
Speaker 11: Well, the love of my life proposed to me a
Speaker 11: while ago.
Speaker 6: What, wow?
Speaker 9: Congratulations?
Speaker 5: Well hold on, did you say yes? What did you say?
Speaker 8: Yes? Yes?
Speaker 3: Okay, this is actual usually you guys.
Speaker 2: She started the sentence with the love of my life proposed,
Speaker 2: not like the life.
Speaker 1: What's his name?
Speaker 11: His name is Jake. Proposal was incredible and really, when
Speaker 11: it came to our wedding, I've always dreamed of like
Speaker 11: this big romantic destination wedding. Oh okay, yeah, yeah, So
Speaker 11: we found this gorgeous place in Tahiti. It's all right
Speaker 11: on the water a.
Speaker 9: Yeah, Tahiti looks so nice.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you nailed gorgeous with that. That's pretty epic.
Speaker 11: Exactly Okay, so I'm glad you all agree this is great, right, yeah.
Speaker 2: As long as you don't invite us, because I don't
Speaker 2: really want to spend the money.
Speaker 4: I'm down to waste all my money. Let's do this.
Speaker 11: Well, there is a twist at one point. So we
Speaker 11: started off with Tahiti. That was the plan. We invited
Speaker 11: one hundred and twenty of our friends and face oh
Speaker 11: maybe yeah.
Speaker 1: The station weddings really small.
Speaker 9: There are yeah, very affordable.
Speaker 3: Uss you have that many friends and.
Speaker 11: Yes, well, I mean we both have a lot of
Speaker 11: family members, a lot of really important people in our lives.
Speaker 11: So it was important to us that all these people
Speaker 11: are there. And you're right, I was not expecting one
Speaker 11: hundred and twenty people to say yes to a destination.
Speaker 1: Well, she was expected one hundred and twenty gifts.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 11: Well but here's the thing. Only eleven people are svp'd,
Speaker 11: four of which were our parents.
Speaker 4: But our immediate reaction was that, right, like, we don't
Speaker 4: see a lot of people going.
Speaker 2: I don't even know does it I mean, do people
Speaker 2: apologize or what was the kind of response you got?
Speaker 11: The big response was just the like financial burden, but
Speaker 11: also people were so unapologetic about it, which was so crappy,
Speaker 11: and I just thought for sure that like people can
Speaker 11: use this as an excuse to have a vacation. The
Speaker 11: people do destination weddings and they don't warn you that
Speaker 11: only three percent of people invited come.
Speaker 3: Maybe the hotel in Tahiti that you chose wasn't quite
Speaker 3: nice enough for people.
Speaker 5: I'm not saying this dumb.
Speaker 4: I don't think there's anything no.
Speaker 11: And I was just like, I was so heartbroken. I mean,
Speaker 11: I would do that for my friends. I've been to
Speaker 11: the place for a friend's wedding and it was inconvenient.
Speaker 2: But that's what you do, right, So you're you're feeling
Speaker 2: really hurt by people you thought were your closest friends
Speaker 2: and family, telling you.
Speaker 11: Know, heartbroken, devastated, Like eleven people, four of which are
Speaker 11: my parents.
Speaker 1: At least they said yes, that was really.
Speaker 5: So what did you do?
Speaker 11: Well? So I tried to be the most considerate person
Speaker 11: ever and we decided to change the menu and do
Speaker 11: it in Mexico.
Speaker 1: Okay, WHOA, that's more doable.
Speaker 11: So much closer, so much cheaper, And like, I was
Speaker 11: still pretty devastated because I had my heart set on Tahiti,
Speaker 11: but whatever, we'll do Mexico. Like people are important to me,
Speaker 11: and if that's the consensus, will change it.
Speaker 1: Okay, I mean that's a reasonable thing to do. There's
Speaker 1: still blue water down there.
Speaker 11: I guess, except nine people are.
Speaker 2: SVP wait even less wait less, Wait you didn't ask
Speaker 2: your friends to.
Speaker 11: Change, And I'm just so freaking pissed, and I'm like, oh,
Speaker 11: this is what people think of me and my future husband,
Speaker 11: like we are not worth it to anyone.
Speaker 9: Well, I'm worried right now.
Speaker 4: Don't move it again because you're not going to keep
Speaker 4: getting less and less.
Speaker 11: So that's the thing. So we're not changing the wedding.
Speaker 11: It's a few weeks out now, like that is happening.
Speaker 5: So people coming, like why are you asking us if
Speaker 5: you're the jerk.
Speaker 11: The reason is a couple of my girlfriends have kind
Speaker 11: of shared with me that I've done something that they
Speaker 11: don't think I should have.
Speaker 1: Uh oh what.
Speaker 11: Well, after we switched to to Mexico and freaking nobody
Speaker 11: is coming, I was like, okay, fine, I'm going to
Speaker 11: send out me to everyone on the guest list, and
Speaker 11: it's basically, if you're not coming, give me a valid reason.
Speaker 11: Why or I'm removing you from my contact list all
Speaker 11: of my social media and you don't need to know
Speaker 11: anything about my wedding or the rest of my life
Speaker 11: if this is how you feel, because I'm clearly not
Speaker 11: worth it.
Speaker 5: Oh it's it.
Speaker 1: Had you draco a bottle of wine before you said
Speaker 1: that email?
Speaker 11: No, I was clear minded, so sober like it felt
Speaker 11: right to do that, and I don't think I overstepped.
Speaker 3: Well, let's ask our listeners. Is a good time text
Speaker 3: into seven eight, five, nine to two. Do you think
Speaker 3: Valerie is being the jerk here by saying she's going
Speaker 3: to excommunicate you from her entire life if you don't
Speaker 3: have a valid reason for saying no.
Speaker 5: To her wedding?
Speaker 9: Oh?
Speaker 1: Man, I don't know Mexico.
Speaker 3: Yeah, very beautiful, gorgeous Mexico wedding, which she's changed already
Speaker 3: from Tahiti.
Speaker 11: I truly don't think I'm being a jerk here because
Speaker 11: I gave everyone two opportunities to say yes to me.
Speaker 11: I bent over backwards to accommodate everyone, and they still
Speaker 11: let me down. And so if you can just tell
Speaker 11: me a valid reason in an email like someone nine
Speaker 11: months pregnant, I get it. Maybe that's hard to travel.
Speaker 11: But if you can't give me a valid reason why
Speaker 11: am I a jerk for saying don't be in my life?
Speaker 1: It's gonna be O.
Speaker 4: Don't have passports?
Speaker 1: Maybe one hundred and twenty of them are pregnant.
Speaker 9: Pregnant without passport.
Speaker 3: And if you do think that Valerie is a jerk
Speaker 3: when you text in, you better have a valid reason for.
Speaker 5: Why she's a jerk. We're not gonna let you listen
Speaker 5: to our show anymore.
Speaker 1: All right, yeah is your grand section, But.
Speaker 5: Let's come back.
Speaker 3: We'll tie them up and find out once and for
Speaker 3: all if she's the jerk or not. Right after this,
Speaker 3: we're in the middle of a segment. Am I the jerk?
Speaker 3: And our textboard is getting flooded Right now, it's seven eight, five,
Speaker 3: nine two with people weighing in on Valerie.
Speaker 9: Guys are gonna break it?
Speaker 5: Yell, that's good. I like engagement on our show.
Speaker 9: Yeah, no, it's great.
Speaker 3: But Valerie was set to get married in Tahiti to
Speaker 3: her fiance, but out of the one hundred and twenty
Speaker 3: in they sent, only eleven were able to go to that,
Speaker 3: which is why, to be considerate, Valerie changed the wedding
Speaker 3: venue to Mexico, someplace cheaper, closer, and now even less
Speaker 3: people say they're going to be able to attend.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, I can't believe it went to less.
Speaker 1: That's the insult room.
Speaker 3: It's kind of crazy, and that's why Valerie saw red.
Speaker 3: So she sent out an email to everybody on her
Speaker 3: inviteless saying you need to give me a valid reason
Speaker 3: why you're not going, or you're excommunicated from my wife.
Speaker 3: And that was the reason that Valerie emailed us, because
Speaker 3: she was saying some of her friends and even her
Speaker 3: mother in law were telling her she was going too
Speaker 3: far with that email.
Speaker 2: Oh, the mother in law will always tell you that.
Speaker 2: Don't worry about her opinion, all.
Speaker 3: Right, So who cares what your mom in law is.
Speaker 3: But your friends were suggesting that you crossed the line, right, Valerie.
Speaker 11: I had one friend I thought she was my friend,
Speaker 11: but who was like, I don't know. You're being kind
Speaker 11: of a bride zilla about this too much from people
Speaker 11: the words.
Speaker 5: Oh, was it your young niece. I'm guessing based on
Speaker 5: that voice four.
Speaker 1: Years old, that was obviously a Kardashian Jeffrey case. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Chloe's definitely not go yeah it Partney.
Speaker 3: Actually, so clearly Valerie does not think that she crossed
Speaker 3: the line sending that email. She's reached out to us though,
Speaker 3: to find out is she the jerk or not? Keep
Speaker 3: her text coming in seven eighty five nine to two
Speaker 3: jerk if you think she's in the wrong, not a jerk.
Speaker 3: If you don't, we'll get a percentage for you by
Speaker 3: the end of that many there are a lot of texts.
Speaker 3: We should have made some of them. Brooke, what do
Speaker 3: you have?
Speaker 2: This one says she is not the jerk in all capitals. Oh,
Speaker 2: it's understandable that everyone can come. But over ninety percent
Speaker 2: of your friends bail on you after you tried to
Speaker 2: accommodate them. Those are not friends. I'm sorry, thank you.
Speaker 11: Okay, that person in my life.
Speaker 5: Okay, Yeah, you're not the jerk.
Speaker 3: And again I want to be clear though, the jerk
Speaker 3: no jerk thing isn't about showing up or not showing
Speaker 3: up to the destination wedding. It's about the email that
Speaker 3: Valerie sent saying that you're going to be out of
Speaker 3: my entire life if you don't give me a good reason.
Speaker 6: Why.
Speaker 5: So, there's a.
Speaker 3: Text here at seventy five minute two that says, if
Speaker 3: I received an email like that from a friend, I
Speaker 3: delete them off of my friend list before she deleted
Speaker 3: me talk about no class.
Speaker 11: Okay, that person is clearly never gonna get married or
Speaker 11: fan the wedding.
Speaker 2: Okay, Kellery does sound like you're very open to the
Speaker 2: idea of you being the jerk right now.
Speaker 11: Yeah, but that person is wrong, Like if they don't
Speaker 11: have experience in this, they can't say it.
Speaker 3: I mean, Alexis, a lot of your friends are getting
Speaker 3: married right now. You said it's been a little bit stressful.
Speaker 3: If you got an email like that one, what would
Speaker 3: your reaction be to it?
Speaker 5: Would you think jerk or no jerk?
Speaker 7: I'd probably be relieved to not have to be a
Speaker 7: friend anymore to have to go to that wedding.
Speaker 4: Yes, I say jerk.
Speaker 5: Well, no jerk, because she's doing you a favor.
Speaker 2: How many people have replied to your demand for an excuse?
Speaker 11: Like three people and the three people who had legit excuses, oh,
Speaker 11: like they actually had stuff.
Speaker 3: Okay, Well, it's a lot of old people that you
Speaker 3: send invites to and they can't figure out how to
Speaker 3: respond to me.
Speaker 9: It's like you.
Speaker 2: Got mad or maybe her email was already blocked from
Speaker 2: the whole Tai.
Speaker 1: Street.
Speaker 5: We got another text.
Speaker 3: This one says, man listening to this, I just feel
Speaker 3: bad for her fiance.
Speaker 6: Oh.
Speaker 3: I bet he went into this wanting a simple, no
Speaker 3: drama wedding and now he's seeing what he really signed
Speaker 3: up for.
Speaker 1: So Harge, that is Harge, what was your fiance like?
Speaker 5: Yeah, we haven't really talked about him.
Speaker 11: There is drama, but not because of me. It's because
Speaker 11: of our guests. He's upset that nobody cares about that.
Speaker 1: I bet you feel that way.
Speaker 2: We got a text in here that says, if I
Speaker 2: couldn't make it to my friend's wedding, I would be
Speaker 2: apologizing and asking for forgiveness.
Speaker 1: They can at least send an email back.
Speaker 11: Yes you, and again, if you really wanted to make
Speaker 11: it there, you could find a way. You could be Like,
Speaker 11: I'm struggling financially. What if me and my friends share
Speaker 11: a room? What if we drive to somewhere and then
Speaker 11: get a flight somewhere else, Like, there are ways to
Speaker 11: make it work if.
Speaker 4: I put myself in her shoes though, or the friends shoes.
Speaker 4: This is what credit cards were invented.
Speaker 1: For going into debt for your friend's wedding.
Speaker 4: Well, look, I know in maybe a couple grand, but
Speaker 4: at least you can make payments, you can schedule things out.
Speaker 1: I mean, if that's a right to act, if it's.
Speaker 2: Really important to somebody, I've crossed the border on foot,
Speaker 2: they could just simply walk a very long While.
Speaker 3: We're running out of time, I feel like we need
Speaker 3: to get an official tally on the percentage of people
Speaker 3: that think that Valerie is a jerk versus not a jerk.
Speaker 5: What is it?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 2: Right now we are at fifty six percent of people
Speaker 2: say not the jerk.
Speaker 11: Yeah, and I know this. I know that I didn't overstep.
Speaker 11: And those friends who are saying I did, like they're
Speaker 11: the jerk, Well, you.
Speaker 4: Know, you know what's going on here is you did
Speaker 4: a jerky thing, all right?
Speaker 9: Like, I still like you. I think you're a great person.
Speaker 4: But I think just the email may have been aggressive,
Speaker 4: but it doesn't make you odd jerk. Does that make sense?
Speaker 5: They just texted jerk?
Speaker 2: Actually, the percent just changed.
Speaker 5: Brook, What do you think, jerk? No jerk?
Speaker 2: I mean, I don't think you should cut people out
Speaker 2: of your life. I think that you need to do
Speaker 2: a real hard look at your relationships.
Speaker 5: Brook, you can't take the middle ground. You have to say,
Speaker 5: if she's a jerker.
Speaker 1: You're kind of a jerk.
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, I'm sorry.
Speaker 11: No, how can I be a jerk when I deserve?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the problem.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that word deserve always indicates you're a jerk.
Speaker 9: And you deserve to hear it.
Speaker 3: Brook, What revenge did you take on people who didn't
Speaker 3: show up to your wedding?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think everybody came.
Speaker 9: The people.
Speaker 3: Well, I hope this gave you a little bit of closure,
Speaker 3: and uh, you do have to feel pretty good about
Speaker 3: the text board majority says no jerk on it.
Speaker 11: I guess I just can't get over the fact that
Speaker 11: you're saying I don't deserve an explanation. If we've been
Speaker 11: friends in my entire life and you're not coming to
Speaker 11: my wedding, don't I deserve to know why?
Speaker 3: I would say, in a way, not getting an explanation
Speaker 3: is kind of an explanation.
Speaker 1: Well, that was really true.
Speaker 11: Yeah, take this segment, send us them in an email.
Speaker 1: To the podcast.
Speaker 8: Check it out.
Speaker 11: I love that.
Speaker 3: You'll find it at Brook and Jeffery River gets your post. Yes,
Speaker 3: that was am I the jerk It's Brook and Jeffrey
Speaker 3: in the Morning.
Speaker 6: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 3: A woman with three kids says she was getting judged
Speaker 3: and shamed every day for bringing them to school for
Speaker 3: one particular reason, but instead of changing things, she decided
Speaker 3: she was going to run towards it. Now she's a
Speaker 3: TikTok star whoa plus the hottest new tourist attraction in
Speaker 3: North America. Even our own editor is a huge fan
Speaker 3: and freaked out when she heard that we were going
Speaker 3: to be talking about this. Will you want to go
Speaker 3: to find out when we do a brand new tiktokick
Speaker 3: shot that's coming up at eight ten? Did you hear
Speaker 3: eighties icon Mister t just announced he's making a highly
Speaker 3: anticipated comeback.
Speaker 1: Whoa anticipating with yes, oh, oh, yeah, Okay.
Speaker 3: He's keeping the mohawk in gold chains, but he's ditching
Speaker 3: his old catchphrase, I pity the fool say now. Now
Speaker 3: he's taking a page out of gen Z's book and
Speaker 3: going with TikTok click shot.
Speaker 5: He's pretty cool.
Speaker 3: It's TikTok Click Shock, where we dive into some of
Speaker 3: the biggest tiktoks of the past week.
Speaker 5: Mister T style TikTok click.
Speaker 3: Shock, which is from a mother in Wales named Katie,
Speaker 3: and she's got the latest viral TikTok clip with over
Speaker 3: a million views because every morning she drives her three
Speaker 3: children to the school gates, but she often gets criticized
Speaker 3: by other judgmental parents there. Why because it's because of
Speaker 3: her use of vulgar language and questionable fashion choices in
Speaker 3: front of the other children.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I mean if I was there to drive my.
Speaker 9: Kids to school.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 3: So she got fed up with that and started a
Speaker 3: group called the S Word Mom's Club.
Speaker 1: L or S eight. H Okay, well, you know you
Speaker 1: could have gone a lot of.
Speaker 3: Waste, not the promiscuous moms club, like the bad Mom's Club.
Speaker 2: But the bad it's making you like we're bad parents
Speaker 2: were embracing it.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 3: She started selling t shirts that says good moms say
Speaker 3: bad words, hashtag and mother shaming. So here's a photo
Speaker 3: of Katie in one of her shirts says I don't
Speaker 3: know mom say bad words.
Speaker 2: I want to well moms because she's in Wales right Yeah,
Speaker 2: And Katie says this group is for moms who are
Speaker 2: laid back, unfiltered and don't give a blank Okay, that
Speaker 2: usually just means, yeah, you're a jerk when you say
Speaker 2: those things.
Speaker 9: Everybody hates me. It's your problem.
Speaker 1: I mean, why do you have to cuss when you
Speaker 1: drop your kid off at school?
Speaker 6: Like?
Speaker 2: Can't you go five minutes without kids?
Speaker 4: Have a mother?
Speaker 7: Good day?
Speaker 1: Little as I love you.
Speaker 3: Look at that whirl in better moods just by you, guys,
Speaker 3: I like it. She's even taken her three children out
Speaker 3: to music festivals and filmed herself breastfeeding them out on
Speaker 3: the dance floor.
Speaker 5: US hardcore.
Speaker 1: These kids in elementary school get.
Speaker 3: Other clips she shared on her TikTok include her neglecting
Speaker 3: her children on holidays while she eats first, putting them
Speaker 3: into tiny jail beds and teaching them these are real
Speaker 3: and teaching them that theft.
Speaker 5: Can actually be a useful childhood skill.
Speaker 1: Okay, how many shirts is she making? Is the right?
Speaker 1: Do fund me for the kids therapy? Because I.
Speaker 11: You know.
Speaker 3: She also affectionately calls her kids bloody boomerangs because no
Speaker 3: matter how hard she tries to get rid of them,
Speaker 3: they always come back.
Speaker 4: How many times have you.
Speaker 3: Called child Services on yourself? Brook and they just won't?
Speaker 1: I'm so please sorry, lady, But it's terrible. What a
Speaker 1: horrible mother? He hashtag and mothers.
Speaker 9: Sweatshirt.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I'm not with her.
Speaker 3: Maybe you should try it a little bit with your kids.
Speaker 5: They might turn out better.
Speaker 3: Because thanks to all the successful videos that she's posted,
Speaker 3: she's gained over half a million followers on her TikTok.
Speaker 1: But your children, I don't need.
Speaker 5: Any of that.
Speaker 3: People online are applauding her for keeping it real school
Speaker 3: drop off.
Speaker 5: Okay, job, that was a TikTok click shot. Your next
Speaker 5: TikTok click shot. It's from a dude named Kenny Bulwark.
Speaker 3: He's an amateur comedian in New York City doing the
Speaker 3: comedy club rounds. Okay, and he thought, how can I
Speaker 3: stand out on social media and make money to afford
Speaker 3: rent here?
Speaker 1: Oh man, you can't. I don't know.
Speaker 3: Tough challenge, but he came up with the idea to
Speaker 3: start charging tourists to take them on late night walking
Speaker 3: tours around the city to check out all the hot
Speaker 3: spots for rats.
Speaker 1: It's a New York City rat tour.
Speaker 5: Rat tours, dude.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: The rats in New York City this year have been
Speaker 2: going more viral than anything else.
Speaker 6: Coming out.
Speaker 1: Pizza Rat.
Speaker 3: Pizza rat got it all started a few years ago,
Speaker 3: so now he's like capitalizing on that. He takes people
Speaker 3: to broken sidewalks, construction sites, and abandoned subway entrances.
Speaker 5: And exits, and he films each.
Speaker 3: Tour as he goes along, so as many as ten
Speaker 3: thousand people at a time can tune in to watch
Speaker 3: the live stream of the rat tour.
Speaker 9: He makes money on the live stream. I bed too.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and cities have ghost tours all the time, at
Speaker 2: least this one. You can actually see something guaranteed.
Speaker 3: And he wears a little like green and yellow glowing
Speaker 3: vest everywhere he goes so that he looks official. Here's
Speaker 3: a picture of him on a rat tourly around.
Speaker 1: How does he not wear mouse ears while he's doing this?
Speaker 5: He takes this seriously. This isn't a joke to him.
Speaker 3: There were over sixty thousand reports of rat activity last
Speaker 3: year in New York, which is a one hundred and
Speaker 3: two percent increase from the previous year.
Speaker 1: But he's not calling it rat a tour.
Speaker 9: No rat tour.
Speaker 8: He did come up.
Speaker 5: He came up with the name.
Speaker 3: You can find it on rat talk, like instead of
Speaker 3: TikTok rat.
Speaker 5: You know there's a reason he's a struggling.
Speaker 8: One.
Speaker 3: Fan of his name, Patrick Norris from Saint Louis says,
Speaker 3: I've loved Kenny's rat tours ever since I started watching them.
Speaker 3: He made me want to go to New York and
Speaker 3: see them for myself.
Speaker 2: See, if you just lean into these things cities, then
Speaker 2: people will want to visit.
Speaker 3: Another couple from Pennsylvania said after watching Rat Talk, they
Speaker 3: traveled to the Big Apple in hopes of seeing rats
Speaker 3: up close in personal.
Speaker 2: Okay, I mean it's like a wildlife tour in Alaska.
Speaker 4: Right, It's like New York Fashion Week and all these
Speaker 4: tours are in and someone's like, hey, where are the raps?
Speaker 3: So yeah, if you want to go take a rat
Speaker 3: tour with Kenny in New York.
Speaker 1: I kind of want to.
Speaker 2: I'm scared of what about a holiday one where the
Speaker 2: rats are wearing little tit.
Speaker 3: Let's get the black plague started over againtok Click shot.
Speaker 5: Story for the day.
Speaker 6: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5: On the phone.
Speaker 12: Right now, we have a friend of the show, shekr
Speaker 12: the uber driver. He's owing five against you all time, Brooke.
Speaker 12: But that's probably because he's more focused on his annual
Speaker 12: fall tradition of playing cricket.
Speaker 1: Oh, you're a cricket player. That's right, right, you're in.
Speaker 9: Like e laitue or something.
Speaker 4: I remember he's a cricket nut.
Speaker 12: But we don't think of him as just a cricket
Speaker 12: player on the show. We think of him as family.
Speaker 1: Are you trying to be a cricket announcer? I can't
Speaker 1: decide what's happening for you?
Speaker 5: It's the master.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I don't think it's like golf, Jeffrey.
Speaker 9: I think cricket.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's exciting.
Speaker 5: Let's just get into some questions. Then we can send
Speaker 5: Brook out of the studio. I do like talking like this.
Speaker 4: I enjoy it.
Speaker 5: All right, I'm gonna talk my normal voice. Here we go.
Speaker 3: Shekar you ready. Let's explain the rules for everybody. Got
Speaker 3: thirty seconds. Answer as many questions as possible. If you
Speaker 3: don't know when, you could say past. But you have
Speaker 3: to beat Brooke outright to win? Are you ready?
Speaker 5: All right? Good luck?
Speaker 3: Your time starts now. Actor Chris Tucker celebrates the birthday today.
Speaker 3: He starred with Jackie Chan in What Trio of Police Films,
Speaker 3: What Sports League's Hall of Fame is located in Canton, Ohio.
Speaker 3: Wow Football Burger King first introduced the opper in which
Speaker 3: decade eighties in America, moss grows heavier on the side
Speaker 3: of trees facing which direction east? Which one of these
Speaker 3: are table sugar? Glucose, fruit dose or sucrose?
Speaker 11: Uh?
Speaker 5: Glucose? All right?
Speaker 3: Sounded confident in that last guess I liked it. She
Speaker 3: car Brook is coming back into the studio, and what
Speaker 3: do I have on my phone screener? It just says
Speaker 3: you're all over the place, busy and not busy at
Speaker 3: the same time.
Speaker 5: What does that mean?
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like a weird summer where it's busy one
Speaker 4: week the other week.
Speaker 2: I see, how was driving for all the concerts that
Speaker 2: have come to.
Speaker 7: Town, the only one that was the busiest with the
Speaker 7: tailor Swift one.
Speaker 2: I can't even how much glitter was left over in
Speaker 2: your car after driving Taylor Swift fans.
Speaker 5: Surprisingly, not as much as you expected.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, friendship, Yeah yeah.
Speaker 3: Brook, You're up, You're ready, Yep, your time starts now.
Speaker 3: Actor Chris Tucker celebrates a birthday today. He starred with
Speaker 3: Jackie Chan in What Trio of Police films Oh.
Speaker 1: My god, Rush Hour?
Speaker 3: What sports sport League's Hall of Fame is located in Canton, Ohio.
Speaker 3: Uh baseball Burger King first introduced the whopper?
Speaker 5: In which decade seventies in.
Speaker 3: America, moss grows heavier on the side of trees facing
Speaker 3: which direction? Which one of these are table sugar, glucose,
Speaker 3: fructose or sucrose?
Speaker 1: Uh? Glucose?
Speaker 5: In what year was the Declaration of Independence?
Speaker 1: Size seventeen seventy six?
Speaker 5: Ouki doki.
Speaker 3: Let's go over to the scoreboard to see how y'all
Speaker 3: did with Jose.
Speaker 1: Anybody could have We're the three best friends. Anyone could have.
Speaker 4: Shakar, you got one correct today?
Speaker 6: Ah?
Speaker 1: Not your day, my man?
Speaker 9: What kind of a rough one? Yeah? Brook, you got three?
Speaker 5: Really?
Speaker 6: Bye?
Speaker 3: The losing streak can continues for your Chakar six.
Speaker 9: Okay, until you like that.
Speaker 1: You're a true competitor.
Speaker 9: Yeah, car, don't give up.
Speaker 3: Let's go for the answers here. Actor Chris Tucker celebrates
Speaker 3: a birthday he started with Jackie Chan in the Rush
Speaker 3: Hour films. The Sports League Hall of Fame, located in Canton, Ohio,
Speaker 3: is the NFL.
Speaker 4: We could not give it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, football wasn't quite specific enough, cha, Car, we're kind.
Speaker 5: Of the league's name. We're finicky and stupid like that.
Speaker 2: It was I just said baseball, yeah were we wouldn't
Speaker 2: get it.
Speaker 1: Let's blame them, Chicar for not wording the question sports fame.
Speaker 1: We're trying to blame someone else. I'll take the fact.
Speaker 5: Burger King first introduced the whopper in the nineteen fifties.
Speaker 5: Nineteen fifty seven.
Speaker 3: Moss grows heavier on the north side of trees, and
Speaker 3: glue close fruit toast, and sucrose. Out of those, sucrose
Speaker 3: is table sugar.
Speaker 1: That's what I would ordered.
Speaker 3: One one more Declaration of Independence signed seventy seventy six.
Speaker 5: That was a layup there, Sure, yeah, exactly, so Chica,
Speaker 5: we can't can't give you any money on this.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, man, but just for playing you do win
Speaker 3: a fifty dollars gift card to the Nisqually Red Wind Casino,
Speaker 3: River Water Bar and grill your escape from the ordinary
Speaker 3: only at the Nisqually Red Wind Casino.
Speaker 1: Okay, you had a.
Speaker 2: Busy, not busy day ahead of you, Okay, pretty busy hopefully. Hey,
Speaker 2: what would you like people to do differently in your
Speaker 2: cars when you pick them up.
Speaker 5: Be clean, Be clean.
Speaker 2: That feels like it should be a given, but apparently
Speaker 2: it's not.
Speaker 3: Is it still cool if we make out back there
Speaker 3: though I had a camera, so I don't know.
Speaker 1: I mean, you should start an only fans page.
Speaker 6: Ye.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Chicago like having you on the show.
Speaker 5: Thanks for playing again.
Speaker 4: Man.
Speaker 5: We'll be back to do Windbrooks Block same time tomorrow.
Speaker 6: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning,