Speaker 1: Damn, but he hogged.
Speaker 2: It's time for donkey.
Speaker 1: I me ain't trying to be donkey today no more.
Speaker 2: They should be embarrassed by what they already did. I'm
Speaker 2: not making these people do these things.
Speaker 3: Called Donkey of the day, and it really caught me
Speaker 3: off guard.
Speaker 4: Damn Charlamagne, who got the donkey out of the day
Speaker 4: to day?
Speaker 1: Well, Jess hilarious.
Speaker 2: So Donkey of Today for Friday September first goes to
Speaker 2: a human who is responsible for two women being struck
Speaker 2: by gunfire during a Chicago White Sox game in Chicago.
Speaker 5: Okay, salute to Chicago, dropping the clues boud for Chicago.
Speaker 2: But Chicago already got such a bad reputation for gun violence,
Speaker 2: and when things like this happen, you have to ask yourself,
Speaker 2: is there anywhere safe to go in Chicago?
Speaker 5: See?
Speaker 2: Two women were struck by gunfire. One was forty two,
Speaker 2: the other was twenty six. They both are expected to
Speaker 2: recover from the shooting. The forty two year old sustained
Speaker 2: the gunshot wound to the leg and the twenty six
Speaker 2: year old had a graze wounded her abdomen. Now I
Speaker 2: know you're sitting here wondering how did someone get a
Speaker 2: gun into a stadium?
Speaker 5: We've all been to major league sporting events.
Speaker 2: Getting a weapon in there is like trying to sneak
Speaker 2: a weapon through airport security.
Speaker 1: It ain't happening. Okay.
Speaker 2: I know my father got a kaser in the met
Speaker 2: life back in the day. But times were different then. Okay,
Speaker 2: not to mention, were talking about a pistol in Chicago. Okay,
Speaker 2: a metal detective go off in Chicago, then everybody got
Speaker 2: to be alert because it's probably a weapon in the building. Well,
Speaker 2: this weapon got snuck in, allegedly by someone who didn't
Speaker 2: give a damn about First Lady Michelle Obama's initiative to
Speaker 2: bring back physical activity in schools.
Speaker 5: Because The New York.
Speaker 2: Post said a gun fired at a White Sox game
Speaker 2: was snuck in via this woman's belly fat.
Speaker 1: Wow what. I don't know if.
Speaker 5: It's true, but damn it's funny, Okay.
Speaker 1: According to a report bout.
Speaker 2: Chicago based ESPN, two sources close to the investigation said
Speaker 2: the gun was brought into the stadium hidden in the
Speaker 2: roles of a woman's belly fat. Yes, they said this
Speaker 2: woman was the size of former Governor of New Jersey
Speaker 2: Chris Christie. And you know, I don't want to call
Speaker 2: this person fat because somebody told me fat isn't politically correct.
Speaker 2: You should say something fun, like blubber. Where did Judy bloom?
Speaker 1: That is great? It's horrible, It's not good.
Speaker 5: Blubber is horrible.
Speaker 1: They say whinny like we need the poop, We need
Speaker 1: to poop.
Speaker 2: Okay, they say jelly bean is also a great alternative
Speaker 2: to the word fat. I don't know, na man, just
Speaker 2: say big. You think big, but big don't necessarily mean
Speaker 2: fatty fat.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I think fat is the coolest.
Speaker 3: That is the only way.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Fat is just the only way.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Because when I turned to the Book of Wokeness,
Speaker 2: chapter thirty two, verse seven and look for fun names
Speaker 2: for fat, I don't like any of them. I don't
Speaker 2: like double wide. I don't like cruise control. That's for
Speaker 2: a fat person who doesn't move fast. I don't like
Speaker 2: big Chief Almighty.
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 2: I definitely don't like Lizzo's from a backup dances. That's just,
Speaker 2: oh my god, I don't like.
Speaker 1: I don't. Oh this is this fatty Patty might be
Speaker 1: good fatty.
Speaker 3: No, that's the fat that's still use north fast.
Speaker 4: Yeah, faty is crazy, right, come on, once you put the
Speaker 4: t on.
Speaker 1: It, fatty fatty is cute, like you know, fat.
Speaker 5: Maybe is cute.
Speaker 3: Before a grown woman. I don't know. No, I like,
Speaker 3: this's just fat.
Speaker 1: Just fat.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, well that's what we're gonna say. This person
Speaker 2: snuck a gun. I can say this person snuck a
Speaker 2: gun in between our fatty patties. This person snuck a
Speaker 2: gun in between our fatty patties. Okay, let me tell
Speaker 2: you something. This is when wokeness goes wrong. Because when
Speaker 2: this scale tipple went through the metal detective all right,
Speaker 2: it went off like three separate times. Security even did
Speaker 2: extra checking but didn't find a gun. I can't prove this,
Speaker 2: but I have a sneaky suspicion that one of these
Speaker 2: security guards was looking at those roles and they said
Speaker 2: to themselves, I need to be a muffin top mover
Speaker 2: right now, I need to be a chubby checker and
Speaker 2: lift up that piece of flab right there. But they
Speaker 2: chose not to because they didn't want to offend said
Speaker 2: scale tipple.
Speaker 1: Okay, I guarantee.
Speaker 2: And because that person didn't want to offend, two people
Speaker 2: got shot. And now that stadium guaranteed rad Field in Chicago,
Speaker 2: I guarantee is about to be sued and they gonna
Speaker 2: have to write a check that's as big as Jonah
Speaker 2: Hill used to be.
Speaker 3: Oh wow, So.
Speaker 2: Please give this wabble warrior who caused two people to
Speaker 2: get shot the biggest he h wow.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 3: But that's the advantage of being fat though, you know,
Speaker 3: in that.
Speaker 1: Moment high guns, that's the advantage.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Well, it's definitely a disadvantage for the people who get shot, yes,
Speaker 4: but it's the advantage.
Speaker 1: In that moment.
Speaker 5: Yeah, in that moment.
Speaker 2: Speaking of fat, you don't want to bring in something
Speaker 2: that's fattening, fattening, fattening.
Speaker 4: Yeah, some calories this morning, going.
Speaker 1: Days, the day, Sunday, it's just going day. But we're
Speaker 1: celebrating the day. That ain't me.
Speaker 4: He's over there now.
Speaker 1: Definitely not cake.
Speaker 2: Look at this amazing cake that we designed. Oh my,
Speaker 2: going to the camera, to the camera. That's not an ass. Now,
Speaker 2: let me describe this.
Speaker 1: That is a waffle colored negro cake. Just look at it.
Speaker 3: I see Dominican Republican flag.
Speaker 4: I'm not Dominican and some all with some black Beijing.
Speaker 2: That's a waffle that has Envy's face on it. I
Speaker 2: got the black Beijing, I got the black hair. That's
Speaker 2: my bit, that's your bit. Man, my god, why the
Speaker 2: colored negro cake?
Speaker 3: Come on, now, what's going on with the significance and
Speaker 3: a whiffle.
Speaker 1: He calls me a wiffle color against complexion.
Speaker 6: I'm not waffle color and I'm not Dominican, and I
Speaker 6: don't use basing.
Speaker 1: You're actually not waffle color no more. You got light.
Speaker 1: It's weird. Oh my god, look at that. Don't take this.
Speaker 1: Take the Dominican music off. And the only thing they
Speaker 1: got right at the yag. Yeah, oh that's a hat.
Speaker 1: That's that's a hat.
Speaker 2: Oh.
Speaker 1: I told him to make your hair. I told him
Speaker 1: to put the Beijing on your hair too.
Speaker 2: They did well, the kind of did. Oh yeah, they
Speaker 2: got it dripping out the hat. They got there, you go,
Speaker 2: good job. They gotta dripping out the side of the hat.
Speaker 2: You know it's yellow. You know it's yellow. Cakes, I'm
Speaker 2: playing attention to detail.
Speaker 1: Okay, you know what it's yellow? Hand go come.
Speaker 4: On, hey, I appreciate it.
Speaker 1: I don't use basing though, just man, that's right, just
Speaker 1: like that. And I'm not Dominican. I'm not Dominican slights.
Speaker 1: Bring out the nine, bring the paper places. I appreciate you.
Speaker 1: Got get a slice.
Speaker 3: I love you.
Speaker 2: Indeed, let's get a slice.
Speaker 1: I look all right, I appreciate you guys. Now, I
Speaker 1: know it's the weekend. Birthday is Sunday, and that's right,
Speaker 1: so I know you got plans.
Speaker 3: It's Friday, Friday, Lord Jesus, what is the plan?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 6: The freaking, freaky, freaky Friday question is just watch Friday
Speaker 6: five one oh five one project.
Speaker 1: No, I'm not. He's very excited. No I'm not.
Speaker 6: So I got I gotta get to the story because
Speaker 6: I gotta. I gotta post it the right way. Hold on, now,
Speaker 6: recently there's been a lot of hold on, where's that?
Speaker 1: Where's that?
Speaker 2: Man?
Speaker 1: They've been finding a lot of things his story off
Speaker 1: the top.
Speaker 6: They've been finding a lot of things in people's butts,
Speaker 6: and I gotta.
Speaker 1: Pull up the story. Hold on, I gotta.
Speaker 3: This is Charlamaine having in this fate? You send it
Speaker 3: over real quick?
Speaker 1: Whatever? Yeah, right, I gotta find the damn. I did
Speaker 1: the study. Yes, he did the study. Man, Why are
Speaker 1: you looking like you don't know this story? Man? No,
Speaker 1: because I got I gotta get the right.
Speaker 4: Not right, say this is a mess, like tell me
Speaker 4: about act held on the story. Chaine already know what
Speaker 4: it is.
Speaker 2: He had me.
Speaker 1: I want to say something.
Speaker 6: Hey, go ahead, go ahead, go ahead, go ahead, go
Speaker 6: Steady claims more Americans are being hospitalized after finding foreign
Speaker 6: objects stuck in their rectum. All right now, the five
Speaker 6: objects that people are finding are cans, marbles, balls, drugs,
Speaker 6: bottle jars and bottle caps, and pens in their butts. Now,
Speaker 6: the highest age group to finding the most things in
Speaker 6: their butts are rectums, as they call it. Foreign objects
Speaker 6: are twenty to twenty four. It is number one, believable.
Speaker 6: Twenty five to twenty nine is number two. Fifty five
Speaker 6: to fifty nine is right behind it.
Speaker 4: Nobody doing that, Nobody that you know how you skipped
Speaker 4: the thirties and the forties and the fifties.
Speaker 1: One b so eight hundred five eight five one o
Speaker 1: five one.
Speaker 6: Let's ask have you ever had anything stuck in your wreck?
Speaker 5: By the way, this is dj MV today's birthday.
Speaker 1: We celebrating him. This is his topic.
Speaker 2: This is what he chose to talk about on a Friday,
Speaker 2: what him and Yeah, I got playing this weekend.
Speaker 6: But hey man eight one five, we're asking this is
Speaker 6: a no judgment zone. What have you had stuck in
Speaker 6: your butt? Don't say this ain't no joke judgments. I'm judging.
Speaker 4: Anybody call I'm stuck in but to say, yeah, I
Speaker 4: ain't never getting nothing stuck in. But but believe anything
Speaker 4: went in there, it was able to come out. I
Speaker 4: didn't have to go to the emergency room. Yes, yes,
Speaker 4: I had some things, yeah, but no, not nothing stuck
Speaker 4: up in there.
Speaker 3: All right, Well, they don't never go that fall. We're
Speaker 3: trying to do.
Speaker 1: Just yeah, like, how what's going on?
Speaker 6: Charlamagne. We'll talk to abou Charlamne when we come back.
Speaker 6: Five one, five to one.
Speaker 1: Have you ever had anything your kids? What I mean, yeah,
Speaker 1: toy stuck in that money might be listening to Love
Speaker 1: Love embarrassing five eighty five. That is daddy embarrassing you again.
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