Speaker 1: You're listening to the podcast of Brook and Jeffrey in
Speaker 1: a morning. I also know what it's like to secretly
Speaker 1: listen to something that you'd be ashamed of. Your secret
Speaker 1: safe with me, I just don't laugh too loud. I
Speaker 1: get in trouble at work. Now here's a show.
Speaker 2: Brook. I can't believe you and your husband have been
Speaker 2: married now for ten years.
Speaker 3: Our anniversary is coming up.
Speaker 2: Me too. I'll never forget being at Brook's wedding and
Speaker 2: sitting in the crowd next to the giant pile of
Speaker 2: camel poop, seeing Brooke up on the altar, smiling and
Speaker 2: saying I do in the look of pure terror in
Speaker 2: her husband's eyes as he meekly looked at her and whimpered, really.
Speaker 4: God down such and like memory cas, no more time
Speaker 4: for sucker.
Speaker 5: We gotta do w CII it is claim? Is it?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Two viral soundbites from the internet, only enough time to
Speaker 2: hear one of them. Let's get right into your choices.
Speaker 2: There's option one, a thirty one second clip of a
Speaker 2: mom desperately trying to explain to her nine year old
Speaker 2: son what an audio cassette tape is. Or you want
Speaker 2: Option two, a fifty second clip of a woman singing Hallelujah,
Speaker 2: but she replaces all the normal words with Liam Neeson's
Speaker 2: famous threatening speech from the movie Taken.
Speaker 3: Oh that's so really funny.
Speaker 2: What's it gonna be audio cassettes or harmonic threats, Alexis.
Speaker 3: I'll do harmonic threat What do you want to do
Speaker 3: in audio cassettes? Just so Alexis can know what a
Speaker 3: cassette tape.
Speaker 2: Is, Jose, the choice comes down to you.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna go cassettes.
Speaker 6: Bru.
Speaker 5: Okay, turn back.
Speaker 2: Now, let's listen to a thirty one second clip of
Speaker 2: a mom trying to explain to her nine year old
Speaker 2: what an audio cassette tape is.
Speaker 7: Cleaning out the basement, I've got some of my childhood
Speaker 7: boxes out here, and my daughter says, this, what did
Speaker 7: you just ask me?
Speaker 5: It looks like some ancient history storyteller.
Speaker 8: Ancient history.
Speaker 3: This is a cassette tape.
Speaker 7: So this is how we used to listen to music,
Speaker 7: and how we recorded music from the radio. This is
Speaker 7: how he saved me. Are you serious? You're dead serious.
Speaker 7: You don't know what this is.
Speaker 5: It looks like you shake it or something.
Speaker 7: No, it probably has all my favorite songs from the radio.
Speaker 5: You right, fool it or something?
Speaker 7: No, you have a cassette you have.
Speaker 3: To pull it or something.
Speaker 5: Which clip isn't.
Speaker 2: Now let's get into our shock collar question of the day.
Speaker 2: No bucketing studio this morning. That means sending it right
Speaker 2: over to digital. Jake, Jake, what are we doing?
Speaker 9: Man?
Speaker 10: In my entire life life, there's only two things I've
Speaker 10: ever been emotional over. One is the three Doors Down
Speaker 10: song here without.
Speaker 2: You, oh Yeah.
Speaker 10: And the other is the new game we play called
Speaker 10: Guess It or Mess It. Each host will have thirty
Speaker 10: seconds to guess a phrase using only one word clues
Speaker 10: given to you by their nutty buddy. After the time
Speaker 10: is up, you'll have one final guess, and if you're
Speaker 10: not exactly right, you'll be getting shocked by a Baja
Speaker 10: Men brand sponsored caller. Today's theme for Guess It or
Speaker 10: Mess It is travel terms. For example, red eye is
Speaker 10: an overnight flight that makes your eyes red. Yeah, this
Speaker 10: is the kind of wheelhouse we're working with. We'll start
Speaker 10: with Alexis as the clue giver, and she'll be giving
Speaker 10: against to the guy who always pays the first class
Speaker 10: upgrade whenever offered. Jose take your headphones off, and I'll
Speaker 10: tell the listeners your phrase. Jose's phrase is puddle jumper.
Speaker 10: All right, Jose, we're ready for you. Oh man, Your
Speaker 10: time to give clues starts now.
Speaker 11: Okay, rain showers, watering ground, sticky green boots.
Speaker 2: That's two wordsuttle buddle jumper. Oh my, giving two words.
Speaker 3: I don't give it away. It could be a compound word.
Speaker 5: Let's google it.
Speaker 2: I don't think we have time. Let's just keep going.
Speaker 10: All right, you're saying, Jose, you're now the clue given
Speaker 10: for Jeffrey. Jeff please dissociate for a moment. Okay, Jeffries
Speaker 10: phrase is wear a mile high club, Jose for your training.
Speaker 10: Upright and lock position, and you're gonna give clues starting now.
Speaker 5: Three thousand, two hundred and fifty eight feet.
Speaker 2: Airport stall.
Speaker 6: Come on.
Speaker 3: Up, Hi, stop using your hands.
Speaker 8: Oh lots of feet.
Speaker 2: To one join chance meeting, Uh billy hello, senator.
Speaker 8: Oh eighty more feet disclosure.
Speaker 10: Agreements, Hold on, Hold on, Jeffrey, you have one final.
Speaker 2: Guess, uh bumpy landing.
Speaker 10: I'm sorry. What Jose was looking for was five thousand,
Speaker 10: two and eighty seventy.
Speaker 5: I knew it was something, but still and.
Speaker 10: You were looking for. Jeffrey was the mile High Club.
Speaker 5: You just want to said the word mind.
Speaker 2: How many mile that went?
Speaker 6: Great?
Speaker 2: Jose?
Speaker 10: So Jeffrey, you're this next question for Brooke Okay, Brooks, Graham.
Speaker 10: The Brooks phrase is control tower. Okay, we're ready for you. Broka,
Speaker 10: you're clear for takeoff now, husband.
Speaker 4: Partner, thumb hand appendage straints, handcuffs.
Speaker 12: Ault stop, delete, delete, undue ta big then big big.
Speaker 3: Skin hand cuffs the.
Speaker 10: Radar, d Brook, you have one more guest, flight tower.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 10: We were looking for control tower.
Speaker 2: Husband thumb restraints.
Speaker 10: You keep your husband and your thumb, and you control
Speaker 10: as every.
Speaker 3: Move That.
Speaker 10: A layup for all right, all right, So Jeffrey and
Speaker 10: Brook are the ones getting shocked right now. Jose is
Speaker 10: safe now. Finally, Brook, you financially ruined Eastern Airlines in
Speaker 10: nineteen ninety one when they lost one of your bags.
Speaker 6: You will be.
Speaker 10: Alexis, please plug your ears. Alexis's phrase is sky lounge.
Speaker 10: All right, Brook, Your time to give clues starts now.
Speaker 13: Airport security, bougie club, uh drinks a.
Speaker 3: Drunk bar free credit, airline credit up sky ole, sky
Speaker 3: Miles Club, Hi.
Speaker 10: Club Alexis, you have one final guest. Now, the sky Club,
Speaker 10: just like Brook was closed with flight tower to control tower.
Speaker 10: You said sky club, and we were looking for sky lounge.
Speaker 10: Great game everywhere. Brook and Jeffrey are getting shocked and
Speaker 10: jose is safe.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the three of us are going to be getting
Speaker 2: shocked together. Somebody wanted to hear the song Irreplaceable by Beyonce.
Speaker 5: You must not know me. You must not know me.
Speaker 6: In a minute.
Speaker 5: Matter of fact, he'll be here in a minute.
Speaker 2: Turn flight for that right shot color question of.
Speaker 6: The day, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: I was checking out the Brook and Jeffrey TikTok the
Speaker 2: last few days, just to see what's going on on there,
Speaker 2: and I was shocked at what I saw. Why, I'm
Speaker 2: gonna tell you this, and keep in mind, no successful
Speaker 2: show in their right mind whatever, come out and admit this.
Speaker 2: But that's how big my bridges are today.
Speaker 3: Yes, you really fit in with the TikTok.
Speaker 2: You're willing to be this transparent to our audience and
Speaker 2: our fans, and I'm just gonna come out and say it,
Speaker 2: no matter how bad it makes us look.
Speaker 8: I don't know whatever Jeffery is about to say does
Speaker 8: not represent the rest of the show.
Speaker 2: I just want to tell everybody the truth. Sometime between
Speaker 2: last night and four am today, we lost one follower.
Speaker 2: It's not a big deal to you because you don't
Speaker 2: care about the individuals. All you see is a giant
Speaker 2: number and you're like, oh, wonderful. I care about each
Speaker 2: and every person.
Speaker 3: What are you going to do to get them back?
Speaker 2: Well, I don't have the full story. I've contacted the
Speaker 2: TikTok moderators to see if they can dig into this,
Speaker 2: see who it is, make sure they're okay.
Speaker 4: It was just like a bot that got their count
Speaker 4: happened to follow us.
Speaker 2: I'm assuming it was just the mistake and accidental click,
Speaker 2: but if it was on purpose, I want to apologize
Speaker 2: for whatever jose said or did to offend you.
Speaker 3: Are you sure it wasn't Song of the Week?
Speaker 2: I mean, for the fact it wasn't my fault. But
Speaker 2: whoever you are, just know we want you back.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I miss.
Speaker 2: You from here on out. Alexis promises to do a
Speaker 2: dad joke a day on our TikTok. I hate to
Speaker 2: gain the respect and the trust that we once had.
Speaker 3: Account now if I always do yet and.
Speaker 2: We're gonna have to do twice as many.
Speaker 3: Now, if you follow that material, let me know.
Speaker 2: Lost follower, we miss you and we are so so sorry.
Speaker 2: Hopefully we'll have an update for the follower that went
Speaker 2: missing in.
Speaker 3: Time for breakups are hard for you.
Speaker 10: I don't handle it well.
Speaker 2: I miss you. Laser Stories coming up next. It's the
Speaker 2: radio segment that was arrested last weekend for stealing a faery.
Speaker 3: Wait.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he would have gotten away with it, but there
Speaker 2: was video of him standing on the bow yelling, I'm
Speaker 2: Jack Sparrow. Swing around a pool noodle. That wasn't a
Speaker 2: great k want to do that. It's Laser Stories seventy,
Speaker 2: where we read weird news stories around the globe, just
Speaker 2: like everyone else does, except we have a laser and
Speaker 2: those other plank anchors just don't. This first laser story
Speaker 2: is out of Florida. It's always freaking Florida. Thirty seven
Speaker 2: year old woman named Jennifer Jenkins had a beautiful eclectus
Speaker 2: parrot named Maya and everything was good between them until
Speaker 2: Jennifer had to get a roommate to help pay the rent.
Speaker 2: And his name is Jason, but he told jen he
Speaker 2: would like to go by his pirate name Redbeard.
Speaker 3: I just feel like that's a big red flag.
Speaker 2: Jennifer specifically told her new roommate Redbeard that he wasn't
Speaker 2: allowed to let Maya out of the cage.
Speaker 10: But do pirates listen?
Speaker 5: He belongs right.
Speaker 4: On mes gonna swashbuckle or something. Right.
Speaker 2: One day, when jen was gone, forty year old's, Redbeard
Speaker 2: took the parrot out of the cage and was soon
Speaker 2: on the run.
Speaker 5: Everybody get t emphanish.
Speaker 2: She called authorities as soon as she saw her eighteen
Speaker 2: hundred dollars pet was missing. Parrot saw and the hunt began. First,
Speaker 2: a witness reported seeing Redbeard at a bus stop, but
Speaker 2: police were unable to catch him.
Speaker 4: That's how pirates travel nowadays. It's modern day pirate travel.
Speaker 5: Do you think he rides to the front.
Speaker 3: By Captain Morgan?
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Then the pair were spotted nearby at a diner the
Speaker 2: following day, with a witness saying the bird appeared to
Speaker 2: be agitatedcakes, I'd be agitated. Authorities were finally able to
Speaker 2: apprehend Red Beard when he was caught in signed a
Speaker 2: nearby dollar store shopping for new eye patches.
Speaker 3: I love, I love a thrifty pirate, I do.
Speaker 2: He was charged with grand theft and animal cruelty. As
Speaker 2: far as Maya the parrot, she was treated at a
Speaker 2: veterinarian and was returned to her owner. Good now, I
Speaker 2: bet he misses being out do in the open.
Speaker 9: You know.
Speaker 2: This next lazer story is out of fashion h Q.
Speaker 2: The brand Balenciaga really wants to make homeless shek happen?
Speaker 3: Oh stop?
Speaker 5: They trashed so much for everything.
Speaker 4: Dolls we were done with, like the ripped up sweaters
Speaker 4: that look like you got him out of a dumpster.
Speaker 2: They put out a line of destroyed sneakers back in May,
Speaker 2: and now this they're selling a handbag that looks like
Speaker 2: a trash bag. The size, the price tag is very
Speaker 2: reasonable at one seven hundred and ninety dollars.
Speaker 5: I get mad when.
Speaker 8: The ones with the pole handles built in are six
Speaker 8: dollars for like fifty And.
Speaker 2: It looks exactly like a hefty bag you'd use in
Speaker 2: your kitchen trash, except it's made of calfskin leather.
Speaker 4: Oh wait, that's not what your trash stags are made
Speaker 4: out of.
Speaker 3: What mine are made out of.
Speaker 2: And they debuted this on the runway in Paris last
Speaker 2: spring but now it's going to be available in stores
Speaker 2: as part of their fall line unless they sell out
Speaker 2: right away, because it's possible. Trash bags are so hot
Speaker 2: right now.
Speaker 4: I just see a really rich woman digging around in
Speaker 4: the bottom of it for her lipsticks.
Speaker 5: Who's gonna have her dogs in a trash bag?
Speaker 2: About this?
Speaker 9: Next?
Speaker 2: The Stories out of TV Land. Netflix has somehow come
Speaker 2: up with another dating show with a unique twist. And
Speaker 2: if you follow me on Twitter, you know it's not
Speaker 2: naked on a chain like I was hoping for.
Speaker 3: You would be the star of that one, though, Yeah
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 2: This one is a new romantic experiment called Dated and Related.
Speaker 3: Did they do the casting in my hometown?
Speaker 2: Like, honestly, Brook, don't get too excited. This isn't Brother
Speaker 2: Sister Love. It's a show that has hot young singles
Speaker 2: dating alongside their siblings.
Speaker 5: O my god, which is also awkward.
Speaker 2: It's weird like having your brother or sister as your
Speaker 2: wingman or wing woman the.
Speaker 5: Best wing man.
Speaker 2: They all live in a gorgeous mansion together. And the
Speaker 2: twist is every contestant has their sister or brother on
Speaker 2: the show also looking for love at the same time.
Speaker 3: Oh that's a disaster.
Speaker 4: You know that there's going to be a pair of
Speaker 4: siblings who fall in love with the same person, Like
Speaker 4: it's just made for.
Speaker 2: That to happen. Maybe they realized they were meant for
Speaker 2: each other. That's the type of drama that we need.
Speaker 2: Let's listen to a clip from the trailer. I'm on
Speaker 2: a date with my brother and another brother and a sister. Like,
Speaker 2: what the hell he's got on his Who would.
Speaker 10: Anyone do this?
Speaker 3: Because finding love isn't easy.
Speaker 2: There has to be someone out there that wants to
Speaker 2: be with me as much as I want to.
Speaker 14: Be with them.
Speaker 15: And when you're searching for your soulmate, it helps to
Speaker 15: have someone in your corner.
Speaker 12: Could your siblings be the answer to finding everlasting love?
Speaker 6: Wow?
Speaker 3: I just want to see whoever that first dude was.
Speaker 2: Sounded like he signed up for this show. He acts
Speaker 2: like he had no idea that his brother was going
Speaker 2: to be there. You getting him? If you watch this,
Speaker 2: you can expect unbearably cringe worthy dinner days.
Speaker 3: But those are the badat for that dude.
Speaker 2: Incredibly awkward sibling conversations. Yeah, like, oh, I've seen him
Speaker 2: in the bathtub and not that impressive.
Speaker 5: Come on, Sarah I was four.
Speaker 2: This next leg of story is out of mainstream meme central.
Speaker 2: There's a recent publication that posted a list of the
Speaker 2: top names that were once normal but pop cultures basically
Speaker 2: ruined them forever. Oh so they are Number one, of course, Karen.
Speaker 2: Karen's pretty much now meme for any entitled white woman.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Absolutely.
Speaker 2: Number two is Mario Lopez basically on now Mario's associated
Speaker 2: with the video game characters Luigi. Number three Chad, just
Speaker 2: like Karen, it's now a meme for alpha dude bro
Speaker 2: type of guy. Number four Katrina.
Speaker 5: Most hurricanes don't.
Speaker 2: Ruin the human lands that they're given, like it didn't exist.
Speaker 3: I was still thinking it was like Akaren name is heartbreak.
Speaker 2: It was not any ordinary hurricanes, so whenever you hear
Speaker 2: it immediately gives you flashbacks to that. Number five Hermione
Speaker 2: Titanic was not a super common name before Harry Potter,
Speaker 2: but it was considered an exotic option. Now it's a
Speaker 2: whole different vibe. To round off the top ten, we
Speaker 2: have Adolph.
Speaker 5: Yeah, oh boy, remember this one.
Speaker 3: Siri Alexa, she always answers my name. I'm like, it's different.
Speaker 2: It's also Waldo and Guy in Guy Fieri Favortown speaking
Speaker 2: of going to Flavortown. Oh, that's the sound of a
Speaker 2: turtle enjoying a meal with a shoe. You're eating something.
Speaker 2: Sala means Laser Stories has come to an end of
Speaker 2: the day. We'll do it again, same time on.
Speaker 6: Wednesday, Brook and Jeffrey. In the morning.
Speaker 2: When you're in a relationship, you start asking yourself questions
Speaker 2: to remember things about your significant other, like wait, what's
Speaker 2: their favorite coffee order? Or what's that one movie that they.
Speaker 5: Really really like? That one guy, we're just talking about
Speaker 5: it yesterday.
Speaker 2: What's their name again? You've been dating for two years.
Speaker 5: I should know. This starts with I want to say salamander. Salamanders.
Speaker 2: One very important question we all should be asking in
Speaker 2: relationships is what counts as cheating?
Speaker 5: Different people do define it.
Speaker 3: That's why you gotta have that cover sation.
Speaker 2: I said it because not everybody agrees where that line is.
Speaker 2: You may think it's over the shirt, under the sweater,
Speaker 2: but it couldn't be over the sweater, under the cast.
Speaker 3: You just don't know a relationship with you boundary time.
Speaker 2: That's why a new poll just came out asking people
Speaker 2: what behaviors count is cheating and what's safe? Get ready
Speaker 2: to exchange some awkward glances with your significant other in
Speaker 2: the car. We're gonna go over it at sevent ten.
Speaker 2: It's taken us years to agree on this, but finally
Speaker 2: all four of us can confidently say cheating is bad.
Speaker 5: We've always said that.
Speaker 2: She didn't think that last year or even yesterday, but
Speaker 2: once she found out we're doing a segment on it,
Speaker 2: pulls me aside by my shirt and she says, I
Speaker 2: don't want to look like cramp in front of the listeners.
Speaker 2: Just tell them I don't like cheaters, or I'll show.
Speaker 14: You what for.
Speaker 2: A dumb All right, give cheating is bad? So yeah,
Speaker 2: being unfaithful not good. That's the easy part to agree on.
Speaker 2: The challenging thing is getting everyone on the same page
Speaker 2: about what in particular counts as cheating.
Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, there's so much gray area here, and
Speaker 4: that's why a recent poll ASTs thousands of people about
Speaker 4: different behaviors and if they think it should count as cheating.
Speaker 2: We're going to go through the list. We'll start with
Speaker 2: an easy one here, kissing someone else on the cheek?
Speaker 2: Does that count as cheating? On the cheat and I'm
Speaker 2: not specifying which cheek, but what do you think I
Speaker 2: think need to be specified. Let's call it the face
Speaker 2: cheek over under fifty percent. What do you think does
Speaker 2: it count as cheating?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 5: I think very rarely counts.
Speaker 3: Fifty times I've ever had a sensual kiss.
Speaker 2: I'll tell you if that happens, seven percent of people
Speaker 2: say that counts. Ninety three percent think it's not cheating.
Speaker 3: There's at least three grandpas that are like, I'm having
Speaker 3: an affair?
Speaker 2: What about this one? Scrolling through Tinder when you're bored
Speaker 2: but not messaging anyone over or under fifty percent is
Speaker 2: it cheating?
Speaker 5: It's not.
Speaker 2: You're just browsing just for fun.
Speaker 5: It's sketchy and we have a conversation.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, and if you're not cheating, you're like
Speaker 4: one one Saturday night away here.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, I'll tell you. Forty seven percent say that's cheating.
Speaker 3: Oh really, fifty say no.
Speaker 2: Fifty three percent say not cheating.
Speaker 3: Again they looked up for their Tinder to take that hole.
Speaker 2: But once you message somebody, then eighty seven percent say cheating.
Speaker 8: I guess you bro like the babe I swiped left
Speaker 8: on most of them?
Speaker 2: Yeah, what about hugging someone very closely and slowly. Is
Speaker 2: that cheating? Fourteen percent think that it is. The eighty
Speaker 2: six percent say, now you can hug people, you can't?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean unless it's a naked hug.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's the only time.
Speaker 2: Or even pants off about sending someone else revealing photos
Speaker 2: over under fifty percent.
Speaker 5: This is emotional cheating.
Speaker 3: No, I think it's absolutely cheating.
Speaker 2: Really, oh yeah, ninety four percent would agree with you
Speaker 2: saying that is definitely crossing the line.
Speaker 5: You're crossing the line for sure.
Speaker 4: That's intimacy, right, yeah, you know, like you're like just
Speaker 4: because it's two dimensionals, it's.
Speaker 3: A conversation after it, is it like cool?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, so you want to go get lunch.
Speaker 2: About giving someone else a massage? Is that cheating?
Speaker 3: Are you a massage therapist?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Good question.
Speaker 2: Let's say you're not okay, injured, just a friendly massage
Speaker 2: like the.
Speaker 8: Two cheaters in the room, or like immediate excuses like therapist,
Speaker 8: but they were injured.
Speaker 4: I feel like I've rubbed Hose's shoulders before I have
Speaker 4: a massage.
Speaker 5: Are we going Never a friend.
Speaker 3: Laid him on a table and deep.
Speaker 2: Nobody asked that question. Don't know why you're putting the
Speaker 2: imagery there. Twenty two percent say that it is cheating
Speaker 2: to give someone else a massage, no matter what the
Speaker 2: context is.
Speaker 3: Oh really, no matter what.
Speaker 6: Wow.
Speaker 2: Any physical contact that gives the other person, you know,
Speaker 2: some sort of pleasure, that is cheating. How about this
Speaker 2: one they survey asked, flirting with that cute barista Starbucks
Speaker 2: is that cheating?
Speaker 16: No?
Speaker 4: No else My husband would be cheating on me every
Speaker 4: day he flirts with the barista, with the grocery flirt cashier,
Speaker 4: he blarts with the guy who works at the hard ware.
Speaker 5: Yeah, totally. Oh even dude.
Speaker 3: The thing is it is his jam.
Speaker 5: We need to flirt a little bit to feel like
Speaker 5: you still got it.
Speaker 2: I think the naked hug counts is flirting.
Speaker 6: Again.
Speaker 2: There's all this gray area we're talking about. A new
Speaker 2: pole that just came out asking people if different things
Speaker 2: count as cheating on your significant other. One they asked
Speaker 2: was sharing a bed, but you don't do anything over
Speaker 2: or under fifty percent the hell I.
Speaker 3: Did this once and my boyfriend the time was very angry.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that was cheating.
Speaker 8: So she's like, what's the point get on a couch
Speaker 8: unless you're like back to back and you're related, Brooks
Speaker 8: the house.
Speaker 2: That cheating, I don't know, hanging out with an ex
Speaker 2: without telling your significant.
Speaker 4: That it's not I tell you, it's cheating really in
Speaker 4: my marriage, in my previous shut.
Speaker 2: Okay, thanks for clarifying. Only thirty four percent think that
Speaker 2: that's cheating.
Speaker 3: Without telling like telling them.
Speaker 8: I would want to give them the reassurance, like, hey, look,
Speaker 8: I have to have a conversation with them.
Speaker 11: I'm sure you're crying them like cooking up.
Speaker 8: You know, if I've met up with my AX would
Speaker 8: be a tear fish.
Speaker 2: How about going all the way with somebody else? Is
Speaker 2: that cheating?
Speaker 6: Yes?
Speaker 2: Actually that really was a question on the survey.
Speaker 3: Tell me that one hundred percent of people said one.
Speaker 2: Percent not cheating.
Speaker 5: Bam, you know me. It was super quick. It doesn't
Speaker 5: even count.
Speaker 2: That's shocking. And finally, your partner has been in a
Speaker 2: coma for months and might never wake up again, So
Speaker 2: you sleep with somebody else? Is that cheating?
Speaker 5: Oh my gosh, it's still cheating?
Speaker 2: Really?
Speaker 5: Yeah, you just whispering you're waking up. Wake up?
Speaker 13: So and you gotta have a breakup talk with somebody
Speaker 13: like a family member.
Speaker 2: Forty one percent say, yeah, that's cheating. You sleep with
Speaker 2: someone else while you're significant other's.
Speaker 3: In a coma, and you're a terrible per.
Speaker 2: Those are the things people say could count as cheating
Speaker 2: on your partner. And by the way, switching to listen
Speaker 2: to another radio station definitely counts as cheating on us.
Speaker 3: And I'm hurt.
Speaker 2: You're not even gonna want to do it anyway, because
Speaker 2: we have your phone tap come out.
Speaker 6: Next, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: What happens when your boss is so stressed he needs
Speaker 2: to go on a long vacation.
Speaker 9: Oo.
Speaker 2: If that happens, of course you contact us.
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh, you can't let that happen.
Speaker 2: No, So right when he gets back, the first call
Speaker 2: he gets is from a brand new employee that was
Speaker 2: hired while he was away. Oh and that employee is
Speaker 2: none other than Jose Bolanos.
Speaker 5: See yeah, so excited to work.
Speaker 3: Sounds like he needs another vacation.
Speaker 2: Yeah, not only that, Jose has a few favors to
Speaker 2: ask on his very first day of work.
Speaker 3: That checks out.
Speaker 2: Actually, you'll hear what happens in your brand new phone
Speaker 2: tap right now. It's another taps on the twenties. Hello, Hi,
Speaker 2: is this Jimmy.
Speaker 9: This is what am I speaking with.
Speaker 8: My name's Blake and I actually got your number from
Speaker 8: the employee directory.
Speaker 2: Technically you're my boss, I am.
Speaker 8: Yeah, kind of a surprise. Sorry, Sasha hired me while
Speaker 8: you were.
Speaker 2: Out on vacation.
Speaker 9: Okay, that's great. Welcome to the company.
Speaker 8: Thanks, I'm so happy to be here. This is a
Speaker 8: great company. The vibe is just like super splunky, you know,
Speaker 8: like it fits sunky. Yeah, you know, splunky, like funky
Speaker 8: with a touch of splashiness, very splunk vibs, you know.
Speaker 9: Okay, great, I guess I'll see you around here soon.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yes, sir, absolutely.
Speaker 8: But before you go though, I mean, I know we
Speaker 8: haven't met before, but like when I come in on
Speaker 8: Monday and we see each other, can we pretend to
Speaker 8: be best friends?
Speaker 9: What are you talking about?
Speaker 2: You know, like besties?
Speaker 8: Like you know, I show up and then you like
Speaker 8: fist bump me and we have like a handshake maybe
Speaker 8: or like a bro hug with a super like a
Speaker 8: loud laugh, like like oh like this, like.
Speaker 2: What that's you? That's you doing that to me?
Speaker 5: And then you point at me and.
Speaker 8: I'll go, hey, we'll do our thing, you know, like
Speaker 8: best friends.
Speaker 9: Yeah, I don't know, why will we do that?
Speaker 8: Well, I mean, I don't know if I've said this before,
Speaker 8: but for my first day at work, my parents are
Speaker 8: gonna come with me.
Speaker 9: What. Yeah, and you're going to bring your parents on
Speaker 9: the first day of work.
Speaker 8: Yeah, it's a long story, but like, they wanted me
Speaker 8: to get a job for the past two years, and
Speaker 8: you were the only company willing to hire me.
Speaker 9: We were the only company.
Speaker 5: Yeah, lucky me, right.
Speaker 8: Anyway, So to get him off my back, I kind
Speaker 8: of told him that I've been at this job for
Speaker 8: over a year now.
Speaker 9: You told him what I told him.
Speaker 8: I've been promoted three times, and I take your boat
Speaker 8: out on the weekends, of course, with a bunch of
Speaker 8: hot chicks, right, a bunch of ladies. Oh my god,
Speaker 8: you let me, of course because it's your boat. Thanks boss.
Speaker 9: So this is what we You know, I probably need
Speaker 9: to talk with Sasha and call you back. What did
Speaker 9: you say your name was?
Speaker 5: Oh me, Oh, my name's Blake.
Speaker 8: But I told my parents that you call me Blaze
Speaker 8: because I'm the fastest worker in the office.
Speaker 2: Wait, yeah, Blaze, you know, I mean they don't know.
Speaker 8: That was actually my old nickname in high school, but
Speaker 8: for different reasons.
Speaker 5: You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: No, that's our laugh.
Speaker 5: By the way, remember the laugh we talked about.
Speaker 9: Listen, you can do it back if you want. I
Speaker 9: don't know what's going on right now, but I just
Speaker 9: got back on vacation, so I'm not gonna call you
Speaker 9: by your nickname or reminist about made up story.
Speaker 8: Come on, man, Old Blaze and Jimbo at it again
Speaker 8: with the office high jinks.
Speaker 9: My name's Jimmy. Okay, nobody calls me Jimbo.
Speaker 5: Oh, come on, Jimmy Jambro. I know you got it
Speaker 5: in you.
Speaker 6: Man.
Speaker 5: You're a prankster. Tell me you're not a prankster right now.
Speaker 9: I'm not a prankster right now.
Speaker 5: You're not supposed to really say it. Look.
Speaker 8: Look, I even told my dad that you and I
Speaker 8: like mooned the receptionists the other day from the second floor,
Speaker 8: and he was dying, Dude, you gotta play along because
Speaker 8: he loved that brank Jimmy.
Speaker 9: Would be completely one hundred percent honest with you. Yeah,
Speaker 9: I'm concerned that Sasha would hire someone like yourself.
Speaker 8: Are you saying that because I sound like too cool?
Speaker 8: Because I can tone the cool down. It's hard, but
Speaker 8: I can with my focus. I can try.
Speaker 9: It's nothing to do with that. I'm just letting you
Speaker 9: know that there is no way to coming to work
Speaker 9: at my company.
Speaker 5: What this is, jim Beree, what's going on?
Speaker 6: Man?
Speaker 9: This is too much? And I need to take my
Speaker 9: blood pressure medication because this is this is.
Speaker 8: Both and I'll take my anti cool medication because this
Speaker 8: is actually jose from the radio show Brook and Jeffrey
Speaker 8: in the Morning doing a phone tap on you, and
Speaker 8: you don't sound very happy.
Speaker 5: This is where you're supposed to laugh.
Speaker 9: Well, I'm sorry, what did you just say?
Speaker 8: Yes, there it is, I got you, Jimmy jam Your
Speaker 8: coworker Sasha set you up, man.
Speaker 5: She said you just took a vaca.
Speaker 8: And you have to get away from all the stress
Speaker 8: and oh my god, welcome back.
Speaker 9: This is not the best way to be greeted from vacation,
Speaker 9: just like the stress back.
Speaker 8: You should probably still take the blood pressure mans.
Speaker 14: It sounds like, oh I see, I'm going back on
Speaker 14: vacation just from this freaking call.
Speaker 5: Who's gonna moon the receptionists? Man, we need you in
Speaker 5: the office. It's Jimbo and Blaze time.
Speaker 9: Baby, Jimbo and Blaze have retired.
Speaker 6: Oh the week up every morning was fun tap weekday
Speaker 6: mornings on the twenties, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: If you just finished a great first date and, like,
Speaker 2: you know, it went well, what do you do to
Speaker 2: celebrate that? Do you immediately call your ex and start gloating?
Speaker 6: What?
Speaker 3: It's kind of a sad look, but okay, No?
Speaker 2: Do you google engagement rings?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 2: No, I don't do that. Okay, do you guys hook
Speaker 2: up with somebody else in the bar just to prove
Speaker 2: that you don't know them anything?
Speaker 6: No.
Speaker 5: One of my homies like, I just went on a
Speaker 5: great date.
Speaker 2: I'm happy, Oh, and then hook up with him.
Speaker 15: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Well, one of our listeners thought it'd be nice to
Speaker 2: send a little flirty text to her date about an
Speaker 2: hour after they hung out the date. Okay, yeah, but
Speaker 2: the message that she got back in response was just
Speaker 2: three letters. That was it. But those three letters through
Speaker 2: the entire evening off and left her feeling extremely confused
Speaker 2: about what just happened. So what did he say? And
Speaker 2: I guess more importantly, why did he say it? We're
Speaker 2: gonna find out when we do your second date update.
Speaker 2: Next second date update. Sometimes with a bad first date,
Speaker 2: there's one moment that you can look back on and
Speaker 2: say that was it, That was where I messed everything up?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, And for me, each date has about fourteen of those.
Speaker 2: Is it when I did the full reenactment of the
Speaker 2: movie Garden State?
Speaker 5: Was that it's you?
Speaker 2: Or was it when my zipper got caught in the
Speaker 2: sushi conveyor belt?
Speaker 3: I still don't regard for some reason.
Speaker 5: Why were you that close to them?
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 5: Too much?
Speaker 6: Well.
Speaker 2: One of our listeners says that she knows that she
Speaker 2: made a huge mistake in one moment, and she's regretting
Speaker 2: it today. That's why she's asking for our help. Her
Speaker 2: name's Jessica. Jessica, welcome to the show.
Speaker 8: Hey guys, Before you let us know, I just want
Speaker 8: to say, sometimes it's good to only have one giant
Speaker 8: bad thing go wrong, because at least she could pinpoint
Speaker 8: what went wrong?
Speaker 2: Did you have a sushi conveyor belt incident? Too?
Speaker 16: There was no sushi in.
Speaker 2: Tragedy avoided? What what? What happened with this guy? What's
Speaker 2: his name?
Speaker 4: Vince?
Speaker 2: Vince? Okay?
Speaker 3: And how do you know Vince? How'd you go to meet?
Speaker 16: It was online? So it was kind of, you know,
Speaker 16: like a first sort of blind day online and.
Speaker 4: It was good.
Speaker 16: It was it was nice. We had a really good
Speaker 16: vibe and all.
Speaker 2: Right, well we'll play a song, we'll come back.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Oh we should hear more about it.
Speaker 5: Huh.
Speaker 3: I mean were you were you shocked that it was
Speaker 3: going that well?
Speaker 16: I totally was. I you know, I had kind of
Speaker 16: low expectations, but I don't know, he was just it
Speaker 16: was humble and cool and fun and we're having a
Speaker 16: good time. The problem is, so because I have these
Speaker 16: low expectations, I kind of sort of accidentally double booked
Speaker 16: myself that night.
Speaker 4: Oh wait, like with another date or with a party
Speaker 4: or something.
Speaker 16: No, it was another date.
Speaker 3: Oh girl, So I like that you have options? Okay,
Speaker 3: why too in the same night.
Speaker 16: I just figured we'd we'd eat and we're like, okay.
Speaker 15: Thanks, that was fine by and then that would be
Speaker 15: it because that's kind of been my experience.
Speaker 2: Was Vince aware that you had two dates going on
Speaker 2: that night?
Speaker 16: He was not? Okay, he was not, And you know,
Speaker 16: looking back, I mean that's the moment like I should
Speaker 16: have canceled because I lost track of time, and when
Speaker 16: I realized I was like twenty minut it's away from
Speaker 16: the second date. And I was like, oh shoot, so
Speaker 16: I had to wrap things.
Speaker 15: Up really fast.
Speaker 16: He was like, oh, we're done, and I was like, yeah,
Speaker 16: I'm so sorry. I gotta go, and I've ben moote
Speaker 16: him some money for the like half a bill, you know,
Speaker 16: because I didn't want to be like good.
Speaker 3: Bye, what did you actually leave before the bill came?
Speaker 16: Well, like it had just gotten there, but like you didn't.
Speaker 3: Let him like walk you out to your car or anything
Speaker 3: like that.
Speaker 15: No, I had to run.
Speaker 2: Oh man, oh yeah, just as a guy having to
Speaker 2: sit there and watch your date like bolt on you.
Speaker 4: Yeah, before you were even finished, like totally paying the
Speaker 4: bill and then they ven you, which is feels it
Speaker 4: like business transactioning, right.
Speaker 10: Yeah.
Speaker 16: And I think, I mean, I think he could tell
Speaker 16: that something was going on because he was asking me,
Speaker 16: are you okay? Like did I did I do something?
Speaker 16: Or you know, when I was trying to tell no, no,
Speaker 16: it's not you, You're great, this is good. I just
Speaker 16: coming personal came up.
Speaker 15: I gotta I gotta run.
Speaker 2: I feel like I would almost prefer a girl to
Speaker 2: sneak out on.
Speaker 5: Me, yeah, rather than than.
Speaker 2: Like collect herself frantically be like, okay, so I gotta go.
Speaker 8: By No, you just reschedule. You should have been honest
Speaker 8: and you said, look, I have something going on. I
Speaker 8: want to give you my full attention. You know, it's
Speaker 8: like a job interview. You don't want the person interviewing
Speaker 8: and being.
Speaker 5: Like, Okay, just tell me about yourself real quick. I
Speaker 5: gotta go. I gotta go.
Speaker 2: Yeah, based on your profile picture and your interests, I
Speaker 2: had very very low expectations into this. I never ever
Speaker 2: thought this was going to go like this. But yeah, sorry, bye.
Speaker 4: And the bad thing is, I'm guessing the second date
Speaker 4: went terribly because we're not calling the second date for
Speaker 4: a second date update, we're calling the first dude.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, what happened with guy number two?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 16: Guy number two was a no show?
Speaker 4: It I bet you, I bet you felt I would
Speaker 4: feel so foolish at that point.
Speaker 16: Oh I did. I waited an hour at the bar
Speaker 16: for this guy, and I just felt like it big,
Speaker 16: it's full.
Speaker 15: And so after my hour of waiting, I tested.
Speaker 16: Vince and I was like, hey, so I cleared that up.
Speaker 16: If you're still out, I'd love to hang out some more,
Speaker 16: kind of try to smove it over and he texted
Speaker 16: me back lol.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah, oh he is, and that's all you
Speaker 4: guys have talked since.
Speaker 14: Yeah.
Speaker 16: I tried texting him one other time and he didn't response,
Speaker 16: so I was like, Okay, I'm gonna leave it alone.
Speaker 15: And I'm gonna pesture him. But I'm feeling really really bad
Speaker 15: about it, and I you know, I'm hoping it's something
Speaker 15: that I could kind of come back from.
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 8: If you tell him the truth, it makes you sound bad, like, hey,
Speaker 8: I'm only calling you back because this guy stood me
Speaker 8: up or I would have, I think.
Speaker 4: But you can explain it as like you made a mistake.
Speaker 4: He's dating, like he gets it, like it's hard.
Speaker 3: It's hard to make decisions.
Speaker 4: It always feels like the more you date, the more
Speaker 4: options you'll have or something.
Speaker 9: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I don't want to date to leave me for another day,
Speaker 3: you know, I mean nobody would. Nobody would. But do
Speaker 3: we have to tell him that part?
Speaker 6: Don't?
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, I think we're gonna go in planning to
Speaker 2: not tell him. But you know what, if it slips
Speaker 2: out them, it slips up.
Speaker 16: You do this.
Speaker 3: Every once in a while, somebody wants what they can't have.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and if he thinks that she's wanted by a
Speaker 4: lot of other people, that's not necessarily play some games.
Speaker 2: Maybe we should say it wasn't just one extra date.
Speaker 2: Maybe it was twenty extra dates. And none of the
Speaker 2: other guys could match up to Vince, right, and Vince
Speaker 2: was better than all of them. We're gonna play a song,
Speaker 2: we'll come back, we'll call Vince, and we'll try and
Speaker 2: get your second date. Update. Okay, Jessica, alright, all right,
Speaker 2: hold on.
Speaker 5: Update.
Speaker 2: The saying is nice guys finish last. Yeah, but that's
Speaker 2: not always true. Sometimes they don't even get to finish
Speaker 2: dinner before their date ducks out on you for a
Speaker 2: hotter guy out. Sorry for the low glow there, Jessica,
Speaker 2: but that is what she did to a great dude
Speaker 2: that she was with named Vince. She had to leave
Speaker 2: early to go meet up with another guy, and what
Speaker 2: happened A guy know showed Yeah anything is Jeffrey.
Speaker 3: If you liked Vince Moore, you would have booked his
Speaker 3: date second.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know what I mean?
Speaker 3: My initial like, you wouldn't have put him first.
Speaker 2: It ended the night no matter what she went in
Speaker 2: with those low expectations. So, Jessica, I want you to
Speaker 2: know we are going to try our very best here.
Speaker 2: But even though we're enjoying ourselves, we have another phone
Speaker 2: call book with a possibly better higher listener in ten minutes,
Speaker 2: so we're trying to make this quick.
Speaker 15: Okay, all right, well really really please if we can
Speaker 15: not tell him about the other dates, okay.
Speaker 3: Okay, so why did you leave?
Speaker 9: Then?
Speaker 3: I mean we're gonna have to tell him something family.
Speaker 16: Emergency, right, like, admit it's a family emergency and we
Speaker 16: just met.
Speaker 15: He doesn't have to know those details.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, well what.
Speaker 5: What what's the detail? Grandpa's sick?
Speaker 3: Like she said she didn't have to know the details.
Speaker 3: He doesn't need what if he asks.
Speaker 5: Like, oh my god, family emergency? Is everyone? Okay?
Speaker 3: What do we say your business? Okay?
Speaker 5: Talk about my family?
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, all right, all right.
Speaker 4: In vague asa, all right, we're ready.
Speaker 2: We're gonna dial Vince's phone number, try and get your
Speaker 2: second date update. Here we go. Hello, Hey, is this Vince?
Speaker 14: This is him?
Speaker 2: Is this Evince? My name is jeff from a morning
Speaker 2: radio show called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. What's up? Okay,
Speaker 2: there was awkward silence. I freaked out.
Speaker 3: Okay, we're all here.
Speaker 9: What's going on.
Speaker 2: It's a segment, Yep, it is an awkward segment that
Speaker 2: we do. It's called a second date Update. We're calling
Speaker 2: on behalf of one of our listeners who went out
Speaker 2: on a date with you. Her name is Jessica.
Speaker 14: Oh yeah, Jessica. Okay, mm hmm.
Speaker 3: She really liked you, really. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I know it doesn't seem like she liked you because
Speaker 2: she left the date in such a hurry, but that's
Speaker 2: just one of the things that she does when she
Speaker 2: really likes the guy. She gets nervous. She gets nervous
Speaker 2: and panics.
Speaker 3: And leaves freaked out.
Speaker 2: It's a problem.
Speaker 14: Oh so, so she told you guys what happened.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she gave us a little recap of it.
Speaker 14: And she and she actually felt bad about it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, she she's almost she didn't want to
Speaker 2: have to leave, but she didn't really have a choice
Speaker 2: family emergency.
Speaker 14: Okay, Yeah, I don't know. I just kind of doubt
Speaker 14: that's really the case.
Speaker 4: I mean, she texted you later, she said, just to
Speaker 4: let you know that she was like still interested.
Speaker 14: Yeah, yeah, yeah, she did text me later she wanted
Speaker 14: to like meet back up.
Speaker 2: Right, and we heard you texted back kind of snarky,
Speaker 2: just lol.
Speaker 14: Yeah, I mean I said that because she really seemed
Speaker 14: like she had better things to do and she had
Speaker 14: somewhere else important to be, Like, we were having a
Speaker 14: great time, we were eating, and she pretty much ended
Speaker 14: it in the middle of us eating and left the front.
Speaker 2: But that's not really fair to her because it could
Speaker 2: have been something that was totally out of her control.
Speaker 14: Oh really, So, I mean, you guys talked to her.
Speaker 14: So what did she say was out of her control?
Speaker 4: She she knows she made a commitment that she had
Speaker 4: to follow through on.
Speaker 14: Yeah, okay, yeah, this sounds really general and vague.
Speaker 2: But yeah, do you have a problem with that?
Speaker 5: Ye?
Speaker 3: Vague and aggressive.
Speaker 9: I don't know.
Speaker 14: I just mean it's it's kind of hard to believe
Speaker 14: considering the way that it sort of ended. Like, I
Speaker 14: don't know, I just.
Speaker 3: Feel like, so you say that you think she's lying.
Speaker 14: Yeah, well, I mean, this is the thing, like, and
Speaker 14: you know, I'll be completely honest with you guys, but
Speaker 14: I've had some trust issues from the past, and everything
Speaker 14: when we were talking seemed pretty good. The way that
Speaker 14: everything sounded and she seemed pretty straightforward, but my trust
Speaker 14: issues kind of came into play, and I just wanted
Speaker 14: to sort of see like where her head was at.
Speaker 14: So I actually had one of my closest friends, who
Speaker 14: is you know, he's basically a model when he is
Speaker 14: a model and looks, you know, really good looking dude,
Speaker 14: and so he actually matched with her, and I had
Speaker 14: asked him, like, you know, why don't you schedule sort
Speaker 14: of like a date for the same day. Who I know,
Speaker 14: this is crazy, and you know, I was like putting
Speaker 14: it all out there, but this is kind of why
Speaker 14: I feel so just really disappointed.
Speaker 2: You already knew about the other date.
Speaker 14: That Yeah, so he reached out and she already had
Speaker 14: a date scheduled with me.
Speaker 3: Yeah, did you said a trap for her?
Speaker 14: Well, I didn't know that, to be honest, she would
Speaker 14: be that thirsty to hop on it the same.
Speaker 4: I had a model that matched with you and wanted
Speaker 4: to go out the same night.
Speaker 3: You're not telling me that you wouldn't book her.
Speaker 14: Still, I actually would have just canceled the other date and.
Speaker 9: Gone out with the model.
Speaker 5: Are you two dates?
Speaker 14: She didn't want to like, yeah, because then it kind
Speaker 14: of just felt like a pity date.
Speaker 6: You know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't like that. That's low, man.
Speaker 4: I just think that you're missing an opportunity, Like if
Speaker 4: you could give her some grace here, like you may
Speaker 4: actually find somebody who you really connect with.
Speaker 14: And like, the reason why I put the test out
Speaker 14: there was because she put on her profile. She's tired
Speaker 14: of the game, she's looking for something really meaningful, and
Speaker 14: I felt like we were aligning really well. I did,
Speaker 14: and that was why I was like before I even
Speaker 14: how serious are you? Or are you just another girl
Speaker 14: who puts it on her profile but really just wants
Speaker 14: to you know, I.
Speaker 2: Feel like maybe there is some truth to what she's
Speaker 2: saying there, because she clearly wants to connect with you,
Speaker 2: because she's actually on the other line listening this entire time.
Speaker 3: That doesn't help trust issues.
Speaker 2: Man, she wants to talk to you right now.
Speaker 14: Man, wait, she's listening to this whole thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, don't you trust her now? She's right there? Jessica, Hi, awkward?
Speaker 14: Oh yeah, how's it going, Jessica?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 16: Not great.
Speaker 15: I feel really bad that I couldn't figure out like
Speaker 15: what I needed to do in that moment and make
Speaker 15: a better choice. But I feel really bad for you
Speaker 15: and those trust issues and the mind games, and that's wow,
Speaker 15: that's a lot.
Speaker 5: There's so much on both sides. Like I think you
Speaker 5: both just hang up before we even get into this too.
Speaker 14: I'm not embarrassed at all when I did. If anything,
Speaker 14: I feel like it gave me clarity on sort of
Speaker 14: what you're where you stand and what you're looking for.
Speaker 14: And I mean, I get it, I get why you're
Speaker 14: you're feeling bad, but like at the end of the day,
Speaker 14: like you could have easily just not gone on that data,
Speaker 14: or you could have canceled it, whatever you chose to do.
Speaker 14: That that's totally fine. You were set up. I know
Speaker 14: that's a little embarrassing, but I you don't have to wait.
Speaker 15: I don't think that you can gauge in one date
Speaker 15: like what someone's all about and if they're really serious,
Speaker 15: Like I owed you nothing.
Speaker 16: But I feel bad.
Speaker 15: That I couldn't make the choice because I don't know.
Speaker 15: I wish i'd been more decisive. But I can be
Speaker 15: decisive right now and tell you that absolutely we don't
Speaker 15: need to bother with it because those my games.
Speaker 16: I'm not interested.
Speaker 2: You're already cutting it off now.
Speaker 14: I can totally appreciate that, And to be honest, if
Speaker 14: it wasn't for the fact that you text me back
Speaker 14: after you were stood up asking to hang out again
Speaker 14: like that same night, I totally would have met up
Speaker 14: for a second date, because you know, I just feel
Speaker 14: a little about it. But the fact that you text
Speaker 14: me back right away just kind of showed, like how
Speaker 14: it felt help kills that I was into you.
Speaker 16: It shays that I was into you. Yeah, I mean,
Speaker 16: I want to be the one not showing up. I
Speaker 16: didn't want to be the no show because that sucks
Speaker 16: and I know what that feels like. So for whoever
Speaker 16: the other guy was, I didn't want to be that person.
Speaker 16: And when he didn't show up, I was relieved and
Speaker 16: I was like, cool, maybe Vince is still down. Maybe
Speaker 16: I can fix this.
Speaker 5: You guys are both making it.
Speaker 3: That's a valid point on Jessica's part.
Speaker 14: I can see where she's coming from, and she's probably
Speaker 14: obviously like like she said, not interested, but she is
Speaker 14: totally fine. I honestly don't have any hard feelings toward her.
Speaker 14: If I saw Jessica in the street and we said
Speaker 14: hello and talked, great, you just sounds.
Speaker 8: A little aggressive I should just go out and like
Speaker 8: let your guards down a little bit.
Speaker 2: Jessica, are you not going to apologize to Vince for
Speaker 2: ditching out in the middle of the date?
Speaker 3: Why was she ended?
Speaker 4: She ended the date, paid for half the dinner like
Speaker 4: it was the end of it. It's not like she's
Speaker 4: left in the middle, like he should apologize for her.
Speaker 2: Vince did apologize. He was like, I'm sorry if I
Speaker 2: set you up for the trap, but you were the
Speaker 2: one that scheduled another date right after me. Oh, it's
Speaker 2: not a real enough.
Speaker 5: At all.
Speaker 3: He said, I'm proud of what I did. Who was
Speaker 3: this male model friend up.
Speaker 6: To any.
Speaker 2: I haven't heard of, Jessica, apologize once.
Speaker 15: I don't feel like I need to apologize. I did
Speaker 15: not lie to him. I told him I needed to go.
Speaker 15: I didn't owe him anything.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and it's not your it's not your fault, Jusica
Speaker 4: that his friend was hotter.
Speaker 16: And it wasn't about the friend being guys kidding.
Speaker 2: It sounds like we're not going to be able to
Speaker 2: get another date out of this for anybody, But did
Speaker 2: we at least learn an important life lesson from it all?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 15: Online dating is a waste of time.
Speaker 2: Oh no, close, this show is a waste of time.
Speaker 6: But you know what, thanks for playing freaking Jeffrey in
Speaker 6: the morning.
Speaker 2: You know, sometimes in these second date updates, you can
Speaker 2: feel the ship's starting to sink and we can try
Speaker 2: and bail it out and try and save it, or
Speaker 2: sometimes there doesn't really matter. It's going full Titanic. This
Speaker 2: is going to sink no matter what, and we just
Speaker 2: have to chalk it up to a bad day. That
Speaker 2: was definitely this second date update. Yeah, there is no chance.
Speaker 4: But I'm pretty sure she's going to hit up his
Speaker 4: hot roommate again. Oh you know, the buddy did him
Speaker 4: a favor for a second.
Speaker 3: But ye, I mean he didn't want to date her, So.
Speaker 2: I mean she's gonna do that just to spite him.
Speaker 3: Maybe maybe it'll still be good for her.
Speaker 2: She may even play the long game, like just marry
Speaker 2: her friend, marry his friend, go all the way up
Speaker 2: to there just to rub it in his face up
Speaker 2: on the altar.
Speaker 5: That's kind of.
Speaker 3: Weird, how specific you're thinking.
Speaker 2: Is the ship sinking?
Speaker 3: Get off the ship, Jeffy.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm jumping overboard anyway. If you ever want to
Speaker 2: get a second date update, you can always email the show.
Speaker 2: We'll call the person who wasn't calling you back.
Speaker 6: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: Did you guys know the entire cast of the movie
Speaker 2: Titanic wound up in the hospital one night for the
Speaker 2: strangest reason.
Speaker 4: Whoa, it was Leonardo DiCaprio, just too much for them
Speaker 4: to handle. No, it wasn't heartache.
Speaker 2: And besides, we all know Billy Zayne was the heart
Speaker 2: throb on that movie. Was Billy Zane?
Speaker 13: I don't know, how dare you he didn't get a
Speaker 13: spot on the door.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, that's right.
Speaker 2: He stole the child and got onto one of the lifeboats.
Speaker 2: True hero Billy's ay, but no, there's actually a mysterious
Speaker 2: explanation for why the entire cast wound up in the hospitals.
Speaker 10: Crazy.
Speaker 2: In fact, there's a lot of crazy things that have
Speaker 2: happened on the sets of our favorite movies of all time,
Speaker 2: and some of the behind the scenes secrets just got
Speaker 2: revealed from a new survey. We're gonna give you a
Speaker 2: peek behind the curtain to some of your favorite films
Speaker 2: of all time. That's coming up at a ten. How
Speaker 2: many emails do I get from people wanting to peek
Speaker 2: behind my curtain. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,
Speaker 2: And by my curtain, I mean our morning show.
Speaker 10: Oh okay, Well, people like to get a behind the
Speaker 10: scenes look in the entertainment world, and we're just a
Speaker 10: small name in that spectrum.
Speaker 2: If you think what happens behind the scenes here is interesting,
Speaker 2: then you're really gonna like this. This BuzzFeed just gathered
Speaker 2: some of the craziest moments that have actually happened on
Speaker 2: real movie sets.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, there's been a lot of crazy on
Speaker 3: this show. I feel like we may still have them beat.
Speaker 2: It's possible. Let's find out. Number ten from Star Wars
Speaker 2: Return of the Jedi. Okay, it's the first Star Wars
Speaker 2: movie for the guy who plays Chewbacca. Whenever he was
Speaker 2: wearing his costume, apparently he had to be escorted around
Speaker 2: by crew members in bright vests through the Pacific Northwest
Speaker 2: so people wouldn't accidentally mistake him for Bigfoot. I'm try
Speaker 2: to shoot.
Speaker 4: Him, oh day, and he's got bodyguards.
Speaker 5: The whole time. It was Schewbacca.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Wait a minute, yeah, just oh, I didn't hear him.
Speaker 2: I just him. Number nine from the movie Apocalypse now
Speaker 2: it's a war film from the nineteen seventies. Police actually
Speaker 2: showed up on set in the Philippines and took everyone's
Speaker 2: passports after they discovered that they were using unidentified by
Speaker 2: as props in the film.
Speaker 3: They were like, legit.
Speaker 2: Legit, they bought him from a grave robber.
Speaker 3: No, I mean.
Speaker 4: You know that there was still somebody complaining about how
Speaker 4: bad the effects were in that movie.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know. How did they not win the Oscar
Speaker 2: for the Best prom Yeah?
Speaker 3: I mean, and god, those people should have at least
Speaker 3: got a credit.
Speaker 2: Absolutely number eight from Passion to the Christ.
Speaker 3: Oh, I remember that one. That's that Mel Gibson crazy film.
Speaker 5: Rightly used Jesus.
Speaker 3: Gibson was actually crucified.
Speaker 2: The main actor, Jim Cavesl, was filming the Sermon on
Speaker 2: the Mount scene when he was randomly struck by lightning.
Speaker 2: No coincidence or was.
Speaker 3: He holding a large metal pole? No, no, no, I
Speaker 3: don't think that's God's.
Speaker 5: You have bad days?
Speaker 3: Yeah, how it went down.
Speaker 2: Exactly seven Poltzgeist, You guys had not the eighties horror movie.
Speaker 2: The main actress spent four to five days shooting a
Speaker 2: scene in a pool of real skeletons because fake ones
Speaker 2: were considered too expensive to use.
Speaker 4: Wait, it's cheaper to get a fake to get a
Speaker 4: real skeleton, apparently.
Speaker 3: I gotta say though, like after I die, Oh no,
Speaker 3: if someone wanted to use my skeleton as a proper
Speaker 3: it would be kind of awesome. I mean, I'm not
Speaker 3: doing anything with it.
Speaker 2: In your chair, if you're just joining us. We're talking
Speaker 2: about the craziest moments that have happened on the sets
Speaker 2: of famous movies. Number six from The Wizard of Oz
Speaker 2: during the Wicked Witch of the West smoke filled exit
Speaker 2: from munchkin Land, the actress who plays the Witch apparently
Speaker 2: suffered burns on her hands and her face from the smoke.
Speaker 3: Was mouthing, yeah.
Speaker 5: It's hurting.
Speaker 2: The worst part is apparently they shot the scene wrong,
Speaker 2: so they had to keep redoing it. By the end,
Speaker 2: she had to go to the hospital. But it was
Speaker 2: a great scene. Number five. This is from To the
Speaker 2: Ends of the Earth.
Speaker 3: What is that one?
Speaker 2: It was a TV show that lasted three episodes, but
Speaker 2: it starred famous actor Benedict Cumberbatch.
Speaker 4: Okay, I mean, it's always good to hear when actors
Speaker 4: can really rebound from a failure.
Speaker 6: Like that.
Speaker 15: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So while he was filming this, him and his friends
Speaker 2: were driving to set when their tire blew out and
Speaker 2: they ended up getting kidnapped at gunpoint on the side
Speaker 2: of the.
Speaker 3: Road because he was just too hot and somebody had to.
Speaker 2: Take him probably, and then they were left out in
Speaker 2: the middle of nowhere. That's probably why it only made
Speaker 2: it three episodes.
Speaker 3: You Can't Find the Stars a.
Speaker 2: Number four from the movie Titanic. The majority of the
Speaker 2: cast and crew had to be rushed to the hospital
Speaker 2: one night after being poisoned with PCP spiked clam chowder.
Speaker 3: Were they're like all tripping, what happens on PCPs?
Speaker 5: Boring way to spike someone in your clam chowder?
Speaker 2: Yeah, and to this thing. Nobody knows how it happened.
Speaker 3: I definitely blame Kate Winsley.
Speaker 2: That's there are rumors that there was a disgruntled chef
Speaker 2: who'd been let go and that he was responsible for it.
Speaker 3: Well, I guess that's a more fun thing than food poisoning. Yeah, no, no.
Speaker 8: Yeah, Stephen, the van living chef really didn't see that, Yeah, Stephen.
Speaker 2: Number three from Now You See Me This is that's
Speaker 2: the twenty thirteen movie about the magicians who are robbers.
Speaker 3: Oh, I never saw this. It was supposed to be
Speaker 3: really good.
Speaker 2: So it does. Actress Isla Fisher in it. Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: And she was filming a scene where she does an
Speaker 2: underwater magic trick okay, and in it, her release chain
Speaker 2: got stuck to her costume and so she almost drowned
Speaker 2: filming the scene. I've seen the.
Speaker 5: Video of it.
Speaker 11: She's like screaming for help, but it looks like the
Speaker 11: scene is so good.
Speaker 3: There are so many people watching. Why were they not stopping.
Speaker 3: She was really good at acting. Yeah, Oh my god,
Speaker 3: that's so serious.
Speaker 2: Luckily she didn't die, just the movie did. Although there
Speaker 2: was a sequel.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 4: I bet she asked for a stunt double on the sequel.
Speaker 4: I just have a feeling.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I think she still went for it.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Number two from Star Wars A New Hope. The Tunisian
Speaker 2: government asked George Lucas to move his sand Crawler vehicle
Speaker 2: away from the Libbyan border while they were filming.
Speaker 3: Okay, this sounds serious because.
Speaker 2: Apparently Libya mistook it for a military vehicle and they
Speaker 2: were threatening armed retaliation.
Speaker 3: Against it, legitimately almost started a war.
Speaker 2: Between two countries and the number one craziest behind the
Speaker 2: scenes moment that happened on a movie set. This is
Speaker 2: for how the Grinch Stole Christmas?
Speaker 3: Is that the one did Jim Carry one that we're
Speaker 3: talking about?
Speaker 2: Yeah, the Jim Carry remake day?
Speaker 3: Oh, it wasn't that crazy.
Speaker 2: Apparently to help him prepare for those ten hour makeup sessions,
Speaker 2: he had to be given CIA level torture training so
Speaker 2: that he could with stand it. So they put him
Speaker 2: through stuff like stress positions, hooding, and something called rectal feeding, which.
Speaker 3: Is what Jeffrey did last WEEKND.
Speaker 2: Yes, it sounds like I need to audition to be
Speaker 2: the next Grinch whenever that comes out.
Speaker 6: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: Brook's going for eighteen wins in a row today. It's
Speaker 2: really starting to get to me.
Speaker 3: Why do you not like it when I win?
Speaker 2: I understand, but I'm literally paying you money because I
Speaker 2: keep betting on the callers to beat you and then
Speaker 2: they're not coming through. And the thing is, nobody is
Speaker 2: trying to get into Brooks head before she answers questions.
Speaker 2: So Michelle from Port Angelis is on the line to
Speaker 2: play you. What's up?
Speaker 15: Michelle Hey, it actually calcinated, and the blood vessels in
Speaker 15: my brain are dilated. I got all this blood flowing
Speaker 15: through my brain and.
Speaker 2: That's a good start. Blood in your brain, that's what
Speaker 2: we want. But Michelle, this is a dog fight. Okay,
Speaker 2: you need to get into Brooks mind. You need to
Speaker 2: call her a name, rattle her a little bit, because
Speaker 2: this isn't just a fun radio game anymore where we
Speaker 2: smile and drink tea and answer questions. Okay, this is
Speaker 2: a dog fight.
Speaker 15: Throw a name at her like I'm gonna take that
Speaker 15: who down.
Speaker 3: I thought that was a compliment.
Speaker 5: Is that not someone drinks too much wine?
Speaker 2: Somehow we put Broke into a better mood. Okay, we're
Speaker 2: just gonna send her out of this studio. Get out
Speaker 2: of here, you whyo. And while that happens, Michelle, you
Speaker 2: know how the game's played. You have thirty seconds to
Speaker 2: answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know when,
Speaker 2: you could say pass. But you have to be broke
Speaker 2: out right to win. Are you ready?
Speaker 14: I'm ready?
Speaker 2: Here we go. Your time starts now. Today's International Country
Speaker 2: Music Day. Which country artist has sold the most albums
Speaker 2: of all time? Brook What is the only bird to
Speaker 2: be honored with its own year on the Chinese calendar.
Speaker 11: A pigeon.
Speaker 2: In nineteen fifty seven, Russia launched the first satellite into
Speaker 2: orbit called what but acorns come from? What kind of tree?
Speaker 2: The andes are the longest mountain range? And what continent
Speaker 2: South America is the real name of what? Rapper?
Speaker 13: Nick?
Speaker 2: All right, well done, I'm just gonna say that before
Speaker 2: we bring buck back in. Well done there. That was
Speaker 2: really really impressive, Michelle.
Speaker 3: I know you, Jake's got a tail phase.
Speaker 9: There.
Speaker 5: Sound a little too confident.
Speaker 2: Anyway, I love this. I know Okay, are probably all
Speaker 2: laughing in their guard This could be the end of
Speaker 2: the streak. Are you ready? Brook? Your time starts now.
Speaker 2: Today is International Country Music Day? Which country artists has
Speaker 2: sold the most albums of all time?
Speaker 3: Garth Brooks?
Speaker 2: What's the only bird to be honored with its own
Speaker 2: year on the Chinese calendar?
Speaker 3: Uh bird? Falcon?
Speaker 2: In nineteen fifty seven, Russia launched the first satellite into
Speaker 2: orbit called what putnik? Acorns come from? What kind of tree?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 6: Ok?
Speaker 2: The andes are the longest mountain range in what continent.
Speaker 3: Asia?
Speaker 2: Onika Tanya mirage Penny is the real name of.
Speaker 3: What rapper Nika Megan the Stallion.
Speaker 2: All right, we got our answers. Time to go to
Speaker 2: the scoreboards. See how you did with Jose.
Speaker 5: Oh, I love trash, think dirty your dingy, you're dusty?
Speaker 3: Okay? Sorry Michelle Brook thought.
Speaker 5: We were faking her out. We weren't. You got five correct? Today?
Speaker 5: You Shell bringing the I think I screwed.
Speaker 3: Up on the ername.
Speaker 8: Wow and Brook over confident coming in thinking, oh I
Speaker 8: love lose.
Speaker 5: This three coming. That's right, the streak is over.
Speaker 2: Congratulations, show dead free. Let's go over the answers. Not
Speaker 2: that Michelle needs them, but.
Speaker 3: Brook terrible coor.
Speaker 2: Today is International Country Music Day. The country artist that
Speaker 2: sold the most albums all time is Garth Brooks with
Speaker 2: one hundred and fifty seven million.
Speaker 5: Wow.
Speaker 2: The only bird to be honored with its own year
Speaker 2: on the Chinese calendar is the rooster.
Speaker 5: Oh by the way yeah.
Speaker 2: In nineteen fifty seven, Russia launched Sputnik as the first
Speaker 2: satellite into orbit. Acorns come from oak trees. The Andies
Speaker 2: are the longest mountain range in South America. Onnka, Tanya
Speaker 2: mas Petty is the real rap name of Nicki Mina.
Speaker 3: Even if I would have gotten that right, wouldn't matter.
Speaker 3: That was Hey, that was a solid win. I'm proud
Speaker 3: of you.
Speaker 14: You should go to school and learn something geography.
Speaker 5: Sit down, Michelle.
Speaker 2: Congratulations Michelle. We'll be back to play wind Brooks Box
Speaker 2: same time tomorrow