Speaker 1: Out the door just in time, head down the four
Speaker 1: O five, gotta meet the new boss by eighty yeah.
Speaker 2: Phone rings in the car. Do Why this working hard?
Speaker 3: She's running on it tonight again. Well, I know what
Speaker 3: I've been told. You gotta work to feed the soul.
Speaker 2: But I can't do this song on my Yoh.
Speaker 4: No, I know im.
Speaker 2: I'm no Superman.
Speaker 3: You've got your love online and you think you're doing fine,
Speaker 3: but you're just plugged into the wall. Not deck of
Speaker 3: tarot cards won't get you very far. There ain't no
Speaker 3: hand to break your fall. Well, I know what I've
Speaker 3: been told.
Speaker 5: You gotta know just when twofold, But I can't do
Speaker 5: this song on my jo. No, I know superman, I'm
Speaker 5: no Superman.
Speaker 4: That's right, you.
Speaker 1: Crust the finish line, won the risk, but lost your mind.
Speaker 4: Was it worth it after all?
Speaker 2: Because I need you here with me because of this.
Speaker 1: All we need just take a hold of the hand
Speaker 1: that breaks the fall.
Speaker 2: Well, and know what I've been told, you gotta break
Speaker 2: free to.
Speaker 4: Break the mold.
Speaker 2: But I can't do this song on my.
Speaker 1: I need Zach crapping Donald Fay it all.
Speaker 2: I know that I'm no.
Speaker 4: Superman.
Speaker 2: I'm no Superman.
Speaker 4: All together.
Speaker 6: Now, day will be too, Gevin, someday I.
Speaker 2: Can't hear you someone day will be to gether.
Speaker 7: Dongday.
Speaker 3: Well, I wish that I knew what and know now
Speaker 3: when it was younger.
Speaker 2: I wish that I knew what and know now when
Speaker 2: it was younger.
Speaker 6: You can't all with get what you want.
Speaker 4: You can't all.
Speaker 2: With what you are Domino Superman.
Speaker 8: Yeah, thank you.
Speaker 2: What's Sucksy makes a nurse for Chad Fisher from Laslow Pain.
Speaker 6: Yes, Hi everybody, Ye.
Speaker 8: Y'all are so cute.
Speaker 4: You guys did a good job. Thank you, Thank you well.
Speaker 9: Welcome to team at the Presents, Big Doctors, Real Friends,
Speaker 9: first ever Live shall be.
Speaker 10: My name is DJ Daniel and this wonderful person standing
Speaker 10: next to me is Joe Almoney.
Speaker 2: Daniel.
Speaker 9: This is weird because it's not a zoom screen.
Speaker 4: No, it is very much not a zoom screen.
Speaker 10: These are real people and we are actually standing next
Speaker 10: to each other.
Speaker 9: Okay, so it's not a lie when people say, like,
Speaker 9: these lights are so bright?
Speaker 8: Uh balcony, Hi, what's up guys?
Speaker 10: Yes, yes, shout out Balcony.
Speaker 9: I just want to make a general note to silence
Speaker 9: your phones while we're here.
Speaker 8: Come on, I don't want to hear a phone ring
Speaker 8: I'll be mad about it.
Speaker 2: I promise.
Speaker 4: I know what all those ring tones sound like. I'll
Speaker 4: be like, that's iPhone default.
Speaker 8: Come on, Daniel, can't edit this out. It's live. We
Speaker 8: gotta really do it.
Speaker 9: Okay, but we know you guys didn't really come to
Speaker 9: see us.
Speaker 4: We're the side dish to the course.
Speaker 10: Really be real here, it's not really to see our
Speaker 10: boys Zach and Donald.
Speaker 8: No, no, they're not going to come out for that.
Speaker 2: They just won't do it.
Speaker 10: I need more so hotly, honestly, they cheered ladder for
Speaker 10: a thousand miles.
Speaker 4: Oh they were forced off. Okay, well let's get this time.
Speaker 9: Ye second, Donald wad it's a totalman halcome to the stage,
Speaker 9: sack and Donald's face.
Speaker 8: Hi, go to the audience.
Speaker 2: Let me see you. Keep it going, keep it going?
Speaker 2: All right, let's go.
Speaker 4: We didn't we didn't discuss going into the crowd.
Speaker 2: Balcony. What's up?
Speaker 7: What up?
Speaker 2: All the way up there?
Speaker 10: This is so cool, you guys. We never this is
Speaker 10: a little overwhelm. This is incredible.
Speaker 4: We don't know, we have no idea if we're ever
Speaker 4: gonna do this again, so tonight, let's pretend this might
Speaker 4: be the only fucking time we ever do this.
Speaker 2: This is yo, y'all are so loud to putting chills
Speaker 2: in the bones.
Speaker 4: This is so much better than doing this on zoom.
Speaker 10: You think we've only done this, as you all know
Speaker 10: from listening in front of our zoom windows in our
Speaker 10: office and now here we are in Seattle.
Speaker 2: Hey, we're trying to figure out what we're gonna do
Speaker 2: tonight after the show. What is dead to due in Seattle?
Speaker 4: Like?
Speaker 2: Where do what the fuck.
Speaker 4: He's talking about? This guy goes to bed at seven thirty.
Speaker 2: Okay, well it is past my bedtime. It is past
Speaker 2: my bedtime.
Speaker 4: He's trying to act like he's gonna do anything. Donald's normally.
Speaker 10: I know that if I'm texting Donald and it's I literally,
Speaker 10: you will check my phone and be like, oh, it's
Speaker 10: eight thirty he's asleep, right, No, Lie, you're right, You're right.
Speaker 10: He has forty seven children by the time you read
Speaker 10: them all stories.
Speaker 4: You're conked.
Speaker 2: I'm just old, bro. It has nothing to do it.
Speaker 2: It has nothing to do with you.
Speaker 4: I'm with you.
Speaker 10: I'm not We're not doing anything. We're here to see
Speaker 10: you guys. And that's fucking it. Thank you so much
Speaker 10: for coming.
Speaker 2: I mean, I know we got Scrubs fans in the house.
Speaker 2: Make some noise if you're a Scrubs fan.
Speaker 10: I told Donald my only my only note as a
Speaker 10: producer of the show to Donald was don't wear a
Speaker 10: dark color because it won't look great on camera. And
Speaker 10: he shows up wearing an AMC Richmond hoodie.
Speaker 4: I love you. Listen. I didn't want to do this.
Speaker 4: I didn't want to do this. Yeah, but this needs
Speaker 4: to be louder, guys, The sound pad needs to be
Speaker 4: way louder. Thank you so much. There we go, all right,
Speaker 4: so we're so.
Speaker 2: Much your sound machines. Fuck your sound machine.
Speaker 10: I'm already fucking hot. I told Donald, no, no, don't
Speaker 10: touch my fucking sound machine.
Speaker 2: Tank forever? Who tank forever? Look at what assoom?
Speaker 10: By the way, this is what you're trying to get
Speaker 10: into a dashoom.
Speaker 2: What you're trying to do.
Speaker 4: By the way, stop fucking touching the sound machine.
Speaker 9: Do it one more time.
Speaker 4: This is the first time he's ever touched it. The
Speaker 4: tables have turned. That's a new sound effect. No, that's
Speaker 4: a fresh one. I'll save that for the soundboard. I
Speaker 4: get off my soundboard. All right, listen. I only brought
Speaker 4: one soundboard, so I don't have the one that.
Speaker 2: Says where's the where's the everybody likes a little asplay, but.
Speaker 4: I didn't bring that. I didn't bring that one. All right, listen,
Speaker 4: who are Onesie? Who are what? Nice?
Speaker 2: If you wore onesie? Puts your lighters in note no light?
Speaker 2: Put your phones in the air if you want on
Speaker 2: what No.
Speaker 10: So we're all fucking hyped. We are actually recording this
Speaker 10: to be a podcast. You guys are all going to
Speaker 10: be on the podcast. So we're so soakeder here. We're
Speaker 10: going to attempt to actually do what we do the
Speaker 10: thing you guys listen to.
Speaker 4: We are going to do.
Speaker 10: A rewatch episode of our podcast for the musical episode.
Speaker 2: Have you guys watched it?
Speaker 10: Hope you guys rewatched it, because we've been rewatching it
Speaker 10: and getting familiar with it.
Speaker 2: I am a little bit familiar with it, and now
Speaker 2: we're familiar with familiar with and we are going to
Speaker 2: do what we always do, which is talk through the
Speaker 2: episode with y'all in attendance. Wait, what'd you say? Are
Speaker 2: we singing?
Speaker 4: Well, we'll just have to see.
Speaker 10: We don't know. All I know is that any fucking
Speaker 10: thing could happen tonight. Anything, anything could happen. All right,
Speaker 10: let's get into it.
Speaker 2: Let's get into it. Let's get into it. Hey, y'all
Speaker 2: met Joe Allen Daniel. Right, Hey, big ups to Daniel
Speaker 2: for freaking groove in the night were y'all walked in.
Speaker 4: Yeah, DJ Daniel, great job, Great job. DJ Daniel.
Speaker 2: Talk about how great it is to finally do a
Speaker 2: show and not have to worry about like, you know,
Speaker 2: people coming in and go.
Speaker 4: You hiding in your closet because your children. Well, we
Speaker 4: started this as a as you guys know for listening
Speaker 4: to the show.
Speaker 10: We started literally the day of Lockdown, the first day
Speaker 10: we were supposed to do this in person together and
Speaker 10: the rumors of lockdown were starting, and I said, well,
Speaker 10: it's you and me.
Speaker 4: Do you want to just come over my house and.
Speaker 2: We'll do it?
Speaker 10: And Donald was like, I'm not coming over, no, And
Speaker 10: I was like it's me, and he goes, I don't
Speaker 10: fucking care this COVID. I'm not going anywhere, And so
Speaker 10: we and the good folks that iHeart said thanks to Dan.
Speaker 2: I said, Daniel, Dana was like, Dana was like, Yo,
Speaker 2: we can make this work. I just got to give
Speaker 2: you guys hardware. But that meant Dane coming over.
Speaker 10: To the Gary and he came so mad. I mean,
Speaker 10: this dude looked like a like a what'd you look like?
Speaker 10: Like you're in Hasmac gear. It was like twenty eight
Speaker 10: days later. Yeah, but it was good because he was
Speaker 10: a stranger at that point. He came over in the
Speaker 10: full like the yellow thing that blows up like you know, like.
Speaker 2: Like Marty McFly, Yes, Marty McFly in Back to the Future.
Speaker 4: And he was like he was like, here's your gear,
Speaker 4: like but it was like, here's your gear. And I
Speaker 4: was like, I don't know how to say that. I'll
Speaker 4: talk you through the zoom about it. I recorded a
Speaker 4: video group.
Speaker 10: So that's how we started the show, doing it all
Speaker 10: four of us in our individual homes, all entirely over zoom.
Speaker 10: Other than the episode we've done in the in the cars,
Speaker 10: which I think we're two, nothing else has ever been
Speaker 10: done outside of our individual homes through the zoom windows.
Speaker 4: So this is the really thrilling for it.
Speaker 2: But when we did we did that E special and
Speaker 2: we got to actually go into the iHeart studio for
Speaker 2: the first time. Yeah, but but we got to see
Speaker 2: about that. But we got to see where Joel worked
Speaker 2: for my first time, which was kind of cool to
Speaker 2: see our office.
Speaker 4: It was weird though, because because we never feel all.
Speaker 2: Our iheart's hand sanitizer.
Speaker 4: At the time, it was the height of COVID. So
Speaker 4: Donald was like, you look at all that hand sanitizer?
Speaker 4: Should we take it? Should we take it?
Speaker 10: And Donald's over there like shoveling hand sanitizer into his backpack.
Speaker 9: Like wolverine claws with just a little hand sanitizer.
Speaker 2: It's crazy.
Speaker 10: Do you remember that he stole hand sanitizer. I was like,
Speaker 10: I don't know if you should be stealing hand sanitizing.
Speaker 10: We took a picture on Instagram and in the back
Speaker 10: of it, I'm holding four things of hand sanitizer.
Speaker 4: Well, it's such a thrill to be in your beautiful city.
Speaker 4: Uh we we we we are.
Speaker 10: We We arrived today and we were in the in
Speaker 10: the car getting here and Donald's pointed to the beautiful
Speaker 10: skyline and said, is that the space needle?
Speaker 4: And I looked at him and said, what the fuck
Speaker 4: else do you think? Like, just what else could it be?
Speaker 2: I remember the space needle being taller when I was
Speaker 2: a kid, and now it just seems like it's like, no, that's.
Speaker 4: The transgalactic pointy thing the space needles to the left
Speaker 4: of it.
Speaker 2: Yo. I remember mount being able to see is it
Speaker 2: Mount Saint Helena?
Speaker 4: Helene's Helen Helen's.
Speaker 2: Heyo, chick, get off my back.
Speaker 10: You should have googled that before you talk to the
Speaker 10: people of Seattle. But we were in the plane and
Speaker 10: we saw in one of the mountains, I guess it's
Speaker 10: ray Near in the clouds, and Donald and I think
Speaker 10: we know we were talking about. We're like, look Mount
Speaker 10: Saint Helena in the clouds and we're like, oh look,
Speaker 10: how cool is I'm gonna try and get a picture.
Speaker 10: And this woman turns around she goes, it's ray Near.
Speaker 4: We thought, really fucking stupid, hey z that you know what? Well, listen,
Speaker 4: We're so happy to be here.
Speaker 10: And I had to say, one of the best things
Speaker 10: about being here is that doing this live, we know
Speaker 10: there's no chance of our precious show that we put
Speaker 10: so much time into being hijacked by our good friend.
Speaker 11: Interrupting Bill interrupting, boo.
Speaker 4: Are you recordings from him?
Speaker 2: Interrupting him.
Speaker 11: But hey, Seattle, welcome to my podcast.
Speaker 4: Very funny podcast.
Speaker 2: I hope some people showed up.
Speaker 4: People did show up.
Speaker 2: Did you guys walk out to the fifty cent song?
Speaker 4: Yes? It was not your idea, Bill, did you? Zach?
Speaker 2: How's the podcast going?
Speaker 4: So it's going very well? Bill, Sorry it's.
Speaker 11: Not going well, Zach. But don't blame yourself. Don't blame yourself.
Speaker 11: Let let Donald talk more. Let Joel talk more.
Speaker 10: All right, everyone's getting a chance to talk. Bill, Thank you. Right,
Speaker 10: you could turn it off now, Joel talk.
Speaker 2: More for real, Seattle.
Speaker 11: I'm sorry I could not be there, but an old
Speaker 11: time sake, danill hook.
Speaker 2: Me up five six, seven eight. No no no no
Speaker 2: no story no no no no no no no.
Speaker 4: No no no no no turn it off?
Speaker 12: Why why why why why why why why?
Speaker 2: Why? This guy? This guy, this guy?
Speaker 4: What the fuck?
Speaker 2: This guy put my chear out? What the fuck got
Speaker 2: my chair out? Cut my chair out?
Speaker 7: Come on.
Speaker 2: This guy? Bill Bill Bill.
Speaker 11: Bill Bill Bill, Bill, Bill Bill, All.
Speaker 4: Right, hey, I brought his off, right now, I brought
Speaker 4: you brought fucking T shirt President.
Speaker 2: I brought president. What it says, Bill Lawrence.
Speaker 11: Presents fake doctors real friends.
Speaker 4: Listen, come on, come on, I'm so come on.
Speaker 13: Hey, hey, hey, joking aside.
Speaker 2: That makes me so good.
Speaker 13: But I gotta say you, guys hosting my.
Speaker 11: Podcast it means a lot, super super product, super bring
Speaker 11: the h Did you.
Speaker 2: Maybe bring some extra shirts for the audience?
Speaker 11: Okay, hikes bell a, Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, Thank
Speaker 11: you so much for reminding me. I did bring extra shirts.
Speaker 2: Thank you.
Speaker 4: Bill.
Speaker 2: You know what would be fun?
Speaker 11: What get Donald and Zach to actually sign some of
Speaker 11: the shirts.
Speaker 13: WHOA that way, Hey, that is a good idea. But
Speaker 13: I did not bring anything to write with.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 11: I put three sharpies in your back pocket.
Speaker 2: Oh you wait, say that again? Please?
Speaker 13: Can you say that again?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 13: I put three sharpies in your back pocket.
Speaker 2: Here I go. Hey, thanks man, you always hooked me up.
Speaker 2: I'm really appreciated, Bill, and have a great show.
Speaker 14: Hey.
Speaker 2: Right now, by the way, let's hear it for Chad Fisher.
Speaker 2: He's gonna pass out some shirts up there. We're gonna
Speaker 2: pass out.
Speaker 15: Zach, Zach Donald shout out, Chad, be ready to write.
Speaker 2: Keep your eyes peeled. Shirts are coming.
Speaker 7: Out the coming.
Speaker 8: Damn Bill got an arm.
Speaker 2: That's it for now. That's it for now. That's it
Speaker 2: for now. Listen, hey, all the way up. We got you,
Speaker 2: we got you, got you.
Speaker 4: Welcome to the podcast, Bill Lawrence. Everybody.
Speaker 11: You guys are known the history of time, no writer
Speaker 11: has ever gotten props like that.
Speaker 2: I'm so grateful, I really am. That's really cool.
Speaker 4: Well that's talking.
Speaker 2: I'm talking. Does anybody need a lip bomb? I want parched? No,
Speaker 2: I put lip bomb out here. I love Clone Hike too.
Speaker 11: Hey, welcome to my Clone High podcast.
Speaker 2: You know what makes me happy.
Speaker 11: The last thing Zach said to me was please don't
Speaker 11: hijack my podcast.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 10: Actually, what happened is backstage bills like don't worry, I'm
Speaker 10: not gonna talk that much. And I'm like, yeah, fucking right,
Speaker 10: you're not gonna talk to much. And then I was like, hey,
Speaker 10: remember in this one section, like not too because the
Speaker 10: camera is gonna shoot. You goes, I'll let you give
Speaker 10: me notes just tonight.
Speaker 4: Wow. All right, let's get into it this year magical Yes,
Speaker 4: Count of Sin?
Speaker 2: Donald you'all want to count of sin?
Speaker 4: You guys? Kind of sin? One, two, three, four?
Speaker 6: Some stories.
Speaker 2: About it.
Speaker 6: That you want?
Speaker 16: Know?
Speaker 4: So scrubs at all right?
Speaker 2: Everybody?
Speaker 7: Uh?
Speaker 10: Episode six of season six UH my musical directed by
Speaker 10: uh directed by Will McKenzie, written by Deb Fordham of
Speaker 10: course Bill Lawrence, the showrunner, creator of the television show Scrubs,
Speaker 10: and many other brilliant writers that are on our amazing
Speaker 10: squad of writers and guest starring the amazing Stephanie Bruzzo.
Speaker 4: Is that how you say it? Bill? Yeah?
Speaker 2: She was. She was starring in a different musical.
Speaker 4: She was starring in the puppet musical.
Speaker 11: I think I think they prefer that you call it
Speaker 11: Avenue Q.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 10: I was trying to think of it. That's why I
Speaker 10: was asking for a hook up. No, I don't think
Speaker 10: they wanted to call it the puppet music.
Speaker 2: That was I was.
Speaker 10: So we spent a lot of time coming up with
Speaker 10: the title Zach and we don't want the puppet musical.
Speaker 10: But you all knew what I was fucking talking about.
Speaker 10: There's only been one. She was incredibly talented and uh
Speaker 10: and she tell us how you found her?
Speaker 4: You cast her?
Speaker 2: How did this all come about?
Speaker 11: Look, the Scrubs has this weird kind of central point
Speaker 11: of actors and writers that are both kind of simultaneously
Speaker 11: guys guys and love musical theater. That's not Zach, he's
Speaker 11: just in the musical theater part.
Speaker 2: It's okay, facts the facts.
Speaker 17: Uh.
Speaker 4: And on the way in, I was like, what are
Speaker 4: their sports teams?
Speaker 11: It is, yes, what Seattle sports teams were. And by
Speaker 11: the way, you can make stuff.
Speaker 2: Up with Zach, what's your favorite saying?
Speaker 10: I knew about Timobile Arena obviously, I'm like, what did
Speaker 10: they play there? Sorry? Sorry, I know it's fucking huge.
Speaker 10: It's not an arena, it's a park.
Speaker 4: Sorry.
Speaker 11: But we had we had a writing staff and cast
Speaker 11: members that all love musicals, and we decided to six
Speaker 11: year that show to take a shot at doing one.
Speaker 11: And the funniest thing for me, by the way, I
Speaker 11: want everybody, without thinking, to answer this question together when
Speaker 11: I say three, there's only one cast member in this
Speaker 11: cast who can't sing a lick and uh uh one, two, three?
Speaker 4: You know that reminds me of something funny.
Speaker 6: You know.
Speaker 10: When we do the podcast, by the way, is when
Speaker 10: we do the podcast, one of the running things that happens.
Speaker 4: Because we were recorded.
Speaker 10: Is we say cut that dannel, cut that down NonStop
Speaker 10: because one of us is always saying something ship we
Speaker 10: don't want out there by so you know, you know,
Speaker 10: Donald's soccer soccer as you know Donald as high as ball.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so very.
Speaker 10: Very often there's a common refrain amongst all of us
Speaker 10: who are like, cut that Dannel. Donald will go on
Speaker 10: some random tangent and I'll be like, okay, and cut
Speaker 10: that Daniel.
Speaker 4: And then and.
Speaker 10: And so I said to Donald and Bill and all
Speaker 10: these Joel and Daniel, like, we can't really obviously four
Speaker 10: when this goes out to the rest of the world
Speaker 10: that isn't the eighteen hundred of you, we can cut
Speaker 10: anything out.
Speaker 4: But I go, you, guys, realize we're doing this live.
Speaker 4: There'll be no cut that. Daniel.
Speaker 10: And I was just enjoying as Bill have you guys
Speaker 10: all announced that Sarah can't sing.
Speaker 4: Now, we are definitely not cutting that Dannel.
Speaker 2: Sarah.
Speaker 11: Sarah is somewhere in Vancouver right now, just with a
Speaker 11: single tear.
Speaker 10: She doesn't know why. She has no idea, but a
Speaker 10: tear does she rest were Donald and I were laughing
Speaker 10: because everyone can pretty well I love you to death, Sarah,
Speaker 10: but everyone can everyone can pretty.
Speaker 4: Much sing, but mobs.
Speaker 2: You just look at the camera.
Speaker 4: I looked at this cameras to Sarah.
Speaker 10: I love you to death, but Donald what was the
Speaker 10: line she sings at the end.
Speaker 2: How can I tell him?
Speaker 11: By the way, if these guys are there, She did
Speaker 11: like eight takes all the same, and then like after
Speaker 11: the eighth one, you just go like this.
Speaker 4: Good enough, all right? Donald? Where are your notes? Did
Speaker 4: you bring your notes? Bring notes? Why did you fold
Speaker 4: them up? Listen? This this tells you everything, you know.
Speaker 4: I have like four pages, and he's got like a
Speaker 4: wrinkled up thing. It probably has gum in it. Alright,
Speaker 4: start us off, all right, So the story starts off
Speaker 4: like this. Carla doesn't want to go back to work.
Speaker 4: She's just had the baby. Izzy Elliott and JD live together. Now,
Speaker 4: I didn't know that you guys live together, that as
Speaker 4: a romantic couple. Elizabeth Banks Kim has just left and
Speaker 4: I have no one to live with. So I'm living
Speaker 4: with Elliott as a roommate. And I'm very clinging. JD
Speaker 4: is very clinging, and we always have to do that.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 10: There are blurred lines, uh, And that's how we find
Speaker 10: JD really kind of spooning aggressively Elliott in the park.
Speaker 4: Yes, he's latched on to Elliott.
Speaker 10: And and she wants to go drink from a water
Speaker 10: fountain in the park, which is weird because who would
Speaker 10: do that.
Speaker 2: There's a lot of y'all out here that of drinking
Speaker 2: from a water fountain. Don't act like, don't get all
Speaker 2: brand new all of a sudden, because Zach's talking about
Speaker 2: people not all.
Speaker 10: Right, well maybe maybe pre COVID. I'm not drinking from
Speaker 10: a park water fountain post COVID.
Speaker 2: But that's just I mean, that's probably the cleanest thing
Speaker 2: in the park.
Speaker 4: Okay, that's what I like.
Speaker 11: How it tastes like rust a little flavor.
Speaker 4: Well, Bill, Bill has Bill has no germophobia at all.
Speaker 10: Bill, remembering was a police academy where the guy picks
Speaker 10: up a candy bar from the bend.
Speaker 4: She just eats it. That might be a deep cut.
Speaker 2: Anyway, I remember police academy. It's this.
Speaker 4: I don't think you did it as well as he does.
Speaker 2: Michael Winslow is an amazing sound effects guy.
Speaker 10: Yeah, okay, all right, Hey, why don't you pretend to
Speaker 10: make a bong sound like him? Okay, that's much better,
Speaker 10: that's much better.
Speaker 4: Incredible.
Speaker 10: Okay, So Patty, Patty Miller, Miss Miller, Hey, Miss Miller.
Speaker 10: She falls and Sarah and I Elliott and I, being
Speaker 10: the amazing doctors we are, we rush over to her
Speaker 10: only to find that she hears us singing. How many
Speaker 10: people do you see?
Speaker 2: Do you know? This was a it's a real medical
Speaker 2: con all right.
Speaker 11: So the guy JD who's been on your show before
Speaker 11: my show, I fucked that up.
Speaker 2: It's my show, Come on, Bill, Daniel cut that.
Speaker 11: Me, Daniel and Joelle. When we came up with this show,
Speaker 11: I said I would never do that. So I would
Speaker 11: never do that. But all the medical stories are true,
Speaker 11: and this is actually a real condition. Believe it or
Speaker 11: not that you think in your brain that you hear
Speaker 11: everything in music.
Speaker 10: Okay, I assume it's really do an aneurism, because that's we
Speaker 10: ultimately find out.
Speaker 2: So I said yes to enthusiastically. I don't know what
Speaker 2: happened there, yes.
Speaker 10: So so okay, So she starts singing and then we
Speaker 10: and we go to the parking lot of the hospital
Speaker 10: where we bring her and we do this amazing real Okay.
Speaker 2: I got a couple of questions about it. Never in
Speaker 2: the history of Scrubs has there been that many people
Speaker 2: in the parking lot right ever?
Speaker 4: And why is doctor Cox jumping rope.
Speaker 11: That by the way by the way, I'm gonna give
Speaker 11: you guys that we didn't practice, and I'm gonna give
Speaker 11: you three choices.
Speaker 2: Ready.
Speaker 11: Choice number one was there was something cut and he
Speaker 11: was doing athletic material outside like exercising. Choice number two
Speaker 11: was we wanted him to do something dynamic that he
Speaker 11: could dance. Or choice number three is Johnny C said,
Speaker 11: everybody's doing fun I want to jump rope.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go with choice number three.
Speaker 10: Three sounds right, all right, But the funny thing about
Speaker 10: this episode that's really specific to this episode is it
Speaker 10: dances pun intended in and out of the fantasy, so
Speaker 10: you kind of so the world of the fantasies is
Speaker 10: sort of like only when she's around one thing that's
Speaker 10: really clever that you did that. I noticed a lot
Speaker 10: this time through was anytime anyone's singing, she's clocking it,
Speaker 10: she's watching it. But there's a couple of times where
Speaker 10: something really crazy happens and she's long gone where in
Speaker 10: my mind, I'm like, like at the end of this
Speaker 10: big busby uh buzzby Berkeley number with the dance umber,
Speaker 10: she's gone, right, but Doug is still in the parking
Speaker 10: lot with a corpse making trying trying.
Speaker 4: To wheel a kurney and then he.
Speaker 2: Fucking leaves it, leaves it outside, so.
Speaker 4: He sat outside of the world and the fantasy.
Speaker 13: No that happened. By the way, just so you guys
Speaker 13: know our work was.
Speaker 11: I would talk to Zach and Donald the cast for
Speaker 11: like twenty minutes about how this was all.
Speaker 2: It's all in her fancy, it's all.
Speaker 11: And whatever, and then Zach would say, so if Doug
Speaker 11: leaves the body, did that really happen?
Speaker 2: And I would just go, I gotta.
Speaker 10: Go because within the musical number is you all recall
Speaker 10: Doug makes the corpse wave.
Speaker 2: Dead guys, guys, doctors, dead guys. If you think you're
Speaker 2: saying you'll.
Speaker 7: Be long at say great.
Speaker 15: Doctors, nurses, dead guys, welcome to say great.
Speaker 13: Now, Daniel, Daniel, they can do better than that, all.
Speaker 4: Right, listen, I liked it. What happens? What happens? Uh? Then, Donald,
Speaker 4: is that we are called to die as as the
Speaker 4: doctors this, the two young doctors of the show are
Speaker 4: called to try and diagnose what is wrong with her.
Speaker 2: There's only one way to diagnose her.
Speaker 4: Now, Bill, you said, this comes from a real thing that.
Speaker 11: Doctors, by the way, what's the most realistic medical show
Speaker 11: on television?
Speaker 2: Hit me up, you said, house, motherfucker, I'm gonna escort
Speaker 2: this motherfucking Come on, it's time to go. It's time
Speaker 2: to go. Bro, we gotta go. This motherfucker right here,
Speaker 2: gotta go.
Speaker 10: That'd be funny if you, you know, every funny if
Speaker 10: he was a plant and we had somebody who was
Speaker 10: dragged him out, and everyone in the audience thought it
Speaker 10: was real.
Speaker 4: My god, and so calm down. They're really hurting that guy.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, Bill.
Speaker 2: So she's giving the disclaimer. He's not with me. I
Speaker 2: know he's sitting next to me, but he is not.
Speaker 4: It's a first date. I don't even like him. It's
Speaker 4: j D.
Speaker 2: All right, true story?
Speaker 11: Uh, when you.
Speaker 4: It's j D. I tried it. I'm going back to bumble.
Speaker 2: Is there truth in this? Oh?
Speaker 4: That's your sister.
Speaker 2: That's your sister. You guys are brother and sister. I'm
Speaker 2: so sorry for Zach saying all of those nasty stary it.
Speaker 10: Was funny and so you guys had to be siblings,
Speaker 10: all right? So Bill, go on, is.
Speaker 2: There a point? I'll back them back?
Speaker 4: All right?
Speaker 11: When you when you're admitted to the hospital. If they
Speaker 11: can't figure out what's going on with you, seventy percent
Speaker 11: of the time, they're gonna check the poo.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's where it starts.
Speaker 10: Now, we know there's a very beloved song, and we
Speaker 10: would love to perform it for you, But we we
Speaker 10: would we would need a piano player.
Speaker 4: Who the fuck is that? This happens every time I
Speaker 4: ask for a player.
Speaker 2: There's a guy.
Speaker 4: Do you know that this happens every time? All I
Speaker 4: say is I need a piano player, and one rolls out, Bill,
Speaker 4: I have what's his name? That's Matt. Everybody welcome Matt.
Speaker 2: By the way, do you really have a you have
Speaker 2: a on call piano play.
Speaker 10: I do have an on call piano player, Bill. It's
Speaker 10: a It's a perk that I have in my life.
Speaker 2: I just like a I have like a call trumpet
Speaker 2: guy b.
Speaker 13: Everybody fucking hates him.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's not nearly as good.
Speaker 10: What happens at my house is even when I'm alone,
Speaker 10: I say I need a piano player, and Matt rolls
Speaker 10: into my living room. Those crew guys they work in
Speaker 10: my house. All Right, we're gonna do this. I think
Speaker 10: we should do some audience parts. I think we should
Speaker 10: do some audience participation as well. Don't worry, it's not
Speaker 10: like cats. We're not gonna come into the audience and
Speaker 10: sit on your laps. Do you remember when they had
Speaker 10: to erase all all the anuses from the Cats movie?
Speaker 2: I never saw a Cat's movie.
Speaker 10: Well, what happened in the Cats movie is this is
Speaker 10: a digression. But when they first made the Cats movie,
Speaker 10: they included anatomically correct cats with anuses. All of the
Speaker 10: cats in the movie hat anuses. Good, Hey, what do
Speaker 10: you say? He said, release the butthole cut? Because what
Speaker 10: happened was test audiences were so traumatized that they went
Speaker 10: back and erased all of the cats anuses.
Speaker 4: And there's a thing that bullshit, it's true. Google it.
Speaker 4: It's it's true. Dan, google it, Zach, Zach.
Speaker 2: But let's do a sketch. Hey, what do you what
Speaker 2: do you do for a living?
Speaker 10: I well, one of my main jobs recently has been
Speaker 10: erasing cat anuses.
Speaker 4: From the Cat's Movie musical.
Speaker 2: All right, so look, that's how we're gonna do it.
Speaker 10: I still want to talk about thet.
Speaker 2: We're gonna sing, Hey, hey, miss Miller, we just neat
Speaker 2: what's the key? Hey?
Speaker 10: Hey, miss Miller, I'm gonna say, that's my fucking line.
Speaker 2: Need a stool samp orchestra?
Speaker 18: Lord?
Speaker 2: Why do you need a stool sample? If you think
Speaker 2: I'm just a knock?
Speaker 10: Alright, we got to practice that. Let's practice that just
Speaker 10: the orchestra balconies. Don't worry, You're gonna have lines.
Speaker 2: Ready, five, six, seven, eight.
Speaker 10: Stool sample if you think I'm just a That was horrible?
Speaker 10: That was absolutely horrible? What key is that meant? If
Speaker 10: that's see? You guys were all in g and you
Speaker 10: guys were d major. Let's try it again. Put some enthusiasm.
Speaker 10: We came a long way.
Speaker 4: Why yeah, and gus, so, don't be the fucking guy
Speaker 4: who doesn't six eight?
Speaker 2: Why sample?
Speaker 4: If you think I'm just that was fucking amazing? All right, great,
Speaker 4: here we go.
Speaker 15: All right, balcony, balcony, balco me, first balcony. Let me
Speaker 15: hear you, first balcony. All right, first balcony. You're gonna
Speaker 15: say together, my stomach hurts.
Speaker 2: On three? Ready? One two three?
Speaker 4: That was fucking incredible. What's going on with you guys?
Speaker 4: You guys? Are you guys are incredible?
Speaker 10: I bet that you The third balcony has something in
Speaker 10: them ready, guys, you guys.
Speaker 2: Are gonna say any third balcony, make some.
Speaker 4: Noise, you guys, if you can hear me, you're gonna say,
Speaker 4: I sprained my ankle.
Speaker 2: Wait, let me count you in Fox six seven night
Speaker 2: fucking amazing. It sounds like it sounds like freaking family feud.
Speaker 10: Surveys. Okay, okay? And Joelle, would you mind being the
Speaker 10: woman who said what she said?
Speaker 4: Alligator? Alligator? Too soon? Too soon? For those of you
Speaker 4: who saw us on Family Food, we won, Donald said
Speaker 4: that an alligator who would be the best animal.
Speaker 2: Escape? All of you have seen an alligator climb of
Speaker 2: fence since then? No, if I'm lying, I'm dying right now.
Speaker 2: All of you have seen an alligator climb of fence
Speaker 2: since I said that shit on Family Feud.
Speaker 4: That was the funniest shit ever on Family Feud? Who
Speaker 4: would help you escape? Zoo? An alligator? All right? Joelle?
Speaker 4: Would you mind being the well, the person who says
Speaker 4: I was shot?
Speaker 9: It considers me that that's the part you want me
Speaker 9: to play, But yes I will.
Speaker 4: Okay?
Speaker 10: And Bill, will you play the legendary Mike Schwartz who says.
Speaker 4: Mister Lawrence, mister wats mister Lawrence?
Speaker 10: Will you play the delivery guy who says homeless minor his?
Speaker 4: Okay? Who wrote those words? Do you have the memorize?
Speaker 2: I will kill it?
Speaker 4: All right?
Speaker 10: Here we go he no, wait, now, don't worry. We're
Speaker 10: gonna point to you one, two, three when it's your turn. Okay,
Speaker 10: you go, Matt it you forgot read.
Speaker 11: Line?
Speaker 4: All right, you're.
Speaker 8: Hi before the show happens.
Speaker 4: Well, you're in the orchestra, so you're gonna sing. Why
Speaker 4: do you need a stoopid sample? If you think I'm
Speaker 4: just a nut? Okay?
Speaker 2: Why do you need a stool sample? If you think
Speaker 2: I'm just a nut?
Speaker 4: That's the hike. You can sing it, Laura, Why do
Speaker 4: you need a stool? Alright? Here we go, Hey, miss Miller,
Speaker 4: we just need a stool sample.
Speaker 10: Yes, fire, fire, cousy answers. Not in your head, my dear,
Speaker 10: it's in your butt.
Speaker 4: You see. Everything comes down to poo, from the top
Speaker 4: of your head to the sole of your shoe.
Speaker 10: Okay, we can figure out what's wrong with you by
Speaker 10: looking at your pool turk.
Speaker 2: Do you have a hemoroid or is it rectal cancer?
Speaker 2: When you flush your doochie down, you flush you away.
Speaker 10: The answer it doesn't really mad or if it's harder,
Speaker 10: if fits loose, we'll figure.
Speaker 4: Out what's wrong with you. As long as it's a deuce.
Speaker 4: What everything comes down to poo, cardiovascular and lephatic, Yes,
Speaker 4: the nervous system too. All across the nation we trust
Speaker 4: in dapification. Everything comes down to poo.
Speaker 2: If you want to know what's wrong, don't sit and
Speaker 2: act so cool. Just be a man and eat some
Speaker 2: bread and drop the kids off at the pool.
Speaker 4: Check the poo, check the pool, ru check the poo.
Speaker 2: Almost got your poo launch.
Speaker 18: Checking a first him.
Speaker 10: Then you may seem gross, You may say shush, but
Speaker 10: we need.
Speaker 2: To see what comes down on your.
Speaker 14: Toush because everybody, everything comes down to poo, whether it's
Speaker 14: a tumor or or a touch of the flu.
Speaker 4: Please won't your pinches off a big bag, loue.
Speaker 2: Our number one test is your number tues.
Speaker 4: If there's no breeze, live on match, Please, everything comes
Speaker 4: down too. Do do do do, do do do?
Speaker 9: Do?
Speaker 2: Everything come down to.
Speaker 4: Thank you, Matt tell us, Can I met.
Speaker 16: Zach?
Speaker 8: Do you want to hear a quote from the source that.
Speaker 2: We build the butt holding?
Speaker 4: Yeah, of course, Please.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay.
Speaker 9: When we were looking at the playbacks, we were like,
Speaker 9: what the hell you guys see that? The story told
Speaker 9: the outlet, We paused it. We went to call our supervisor,
Speaker 9: were like, there's a fucking asshole in there.
Speaker 8: There's buttholes. It was prominent. But you saw it and
Speaker 8: you were just like, what the hell is that? That's
Speaker 8: a fucking butthole in here.
Speaker 9: It wasn't in your face, but at the same time,
Speaker 9: if you're looking, you're gonna see it.
Speaker 8: There were butt holding cats.
Speaker 11: Yeah, do you think do you think they like do
Speaker 11: you think they like puckered and stuff?
Speaker 2: Or that they were just still butting.
Speaker 4: Don't have to release the butthole. Cut.
Speaker 2: Let's take a break.
Speaker 10: We'll be right back after these fine words. Okay, So okay,
Speaker 10: let's get back into the show. Yeah, all right, So
Speaker 10: after that, we are your notes. We get out your crumpled.
Speaker 11: Note interrupting Bill, I'm interrupting Bill, Who's I'm interrupting again?
Speaker 2: Bill's interrupting again. Dude, you're sitting right here. You're sitting
Speaker 2: right here. Relac Zach.
Speaker 11: Bill asked me to jump in with the show. Ever
Speaker 11: hit like a lull, you know, and this is kind
Speaker 11: of a lull, and he just wanted me to remind
Speaker 11: him that he brought some shwag from other shows of his.
Speaker 2: Hey, thanks, I did, I did.
Speaker 11: I did bring some extra swag if the show hit
Speaker 11: a lull, Thanks Bill. I appreciate it. Man, He's always
Speaker 11: there for me. I love that guy, just as Zach.
Speaker 11: Every book, nobody takes it harder than Zach. So I
Speaker 11: promise that if he ever had a weak moment, like
Speaker 11: forgetting lyrics, I throw out some ted Lasso sweatshirts.
Speaker 2: Here we go. All right, No, well, look at it
Speaker 2: this way.
Speaker 11: If it's positive reinforcement, if you ever be really hard
Speaker 11: on yourself, my voice will chime and I'll give stuff away.
Speaker 4: Cut that down, Okay, Dann cut all of Bill's appearance
Speaker 4: in this show. All right, so l let's get back
Speaker 4: in the show. Elliott, I'm gonna miss you. Carlos, I'm
Speaker 4: gonna miss you.
Speaker 2: Carlo is the next number.
Speaker 4: Right, we have to give a shout out to our beloved,
Speaker 4: the late Great sam.
Speaker 2: Lloyd, sam Lloyd Mopster, Sam.
Speaker 4: Lloyd hy Zachy.
Speaker 13: This will make you guys laugh, I hope.
Speaker 11: But Zach does it better than I do, because we're
Speaker 11: gonna miss you, Carl as one of them. Will McKenzie
Speaker 11: he directed this episode. He's a huge musical theater guy.
Speaker 11: When Zach said buzzby Berkeley, it was referring to Will
Speaker 11: and h. I think he was on Broadway longer than anybody,
Speaker 11: consecutive shows and Hello Dolly.
Speaker 13: Do you remember how he used to always start a scene.
Speaker 4: Yeah, So he had this very special thing.
Speaker 10: I think we've joked about on the podcast before, but
Speaker 10: he would and I've never had any other director of
Speaker 10: my whole career do this, but he would sort of
Speaker 10: sum up your motivation right before he called action. So
Speaker 10: he'd be like, here it comes Turk, he's angry at
Speaker 10: Carla and he's really frustrated, and here it comes Donald
Speaker 10: and action.
Speaker 4: He would sort of like talk you up ready for action.
Speaker 11: I remember it because for this thing, he goes, here
Speaker 11: comes Carla, everybody said because.
Speaker 13: They love her and she's leaving the hospital.
Speaker 7: Action.
Speaker 10: He would totally stow like psych you up and remind
Speaker 10: you what your motivation for the scene was right before action.
Speaker 10: It's a really good technique. I've never seen anyone else ever.
Speaker 2: Have you ever used said technique?
Speaker 4: I've never used that technique. No.
Speaker 10: Here comes Florence and she's super sad and she's going
Speaker 10: to recovery and action.
Speaker 4: I haven't done that one.
Speaker 11: Speaking, you know, I don't think you can use that
Speaker 11: for addiction movies.
Speaker 10: Here comes Morgan, he almost fell off the wagon, and
Speaker 10: he's gonna do an AA monologue.
Speaker 4: Action.
Speaker 11: By the way, this may be the most fun new
Speaker 11: game to do about any movie.
Speaker 4: The director inappropriately psyching the actor up.
Speaker 2: So Judy, if you watch the show, she's not in
Speaker 2: a lot of it, She's just in specific parts. She
Speaker 2: fell into. She fell and her fell broken, broke her
Speaker 2: pelvis and yeah, yeah, and then came back a month
Speaker 2: later or a month and a half later after breaking
Speaker 2: said pelvis and did the holes said pelvis.
Speaker 4: Well, you know, said pelvis, he always says said after breaking,
Speaker 4: said pelvis.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I got it from Rob Mashio when he said
Speaker 2: where is said monkey?
Speaker 10: That was the very rare Scrubs bestiality joke. Yeah, where
Speaker 10: is said monkey? As though he wants to flirt with
Speaker 10: the monkey?
Speaker 2: No, as if he wants to. Never mind anyway, So
Speaker 2: she broke, She broke her pelvis and came back a
Speaker 2: month later to do the Dominican song and I don't
Speaker 2: know if you guys remember the Dominican song She's killed it.
Speaker 2: She's dancing her butt off and singing her butt off.
Speaker 2: The singing pop was probably easier than the dancing with
Speaker 2: the broken pelvis.
Speaker 11: But I mean, you know, if you look back at
Speaker 11: the show, the only thing that she shot standing with
Speaker 11: a broken pelvis is when they're all kind of marching.
Speaker 11: You know that you come and we we had the
Speaker 11: whole march stop so she could fake it.
Speaker 2: She couldn't even lift her legs. So go back and
Speaker 2: look at that. It's crazy. She was a trooper and
Speaker 2: she came back and she and she killed it. She slays, right,
Speaker 2: she really does. But at the part that we're talking
Speaker 2: about right now, she's about to leave the hospital, she's
Speaker 2: kind of conflicted about it. Ted's band comes in and
Speaker 2: they sing this wonderful gospel.
Speaker 10: Mazing and your fucking part of it is one of
Speaker 10: the best parts of the whole show.
Speaker 2: My baby, bet be it. You make me sound like algebra.
Speaker 2: Don't don't don't. By the way, baby baby do it?
Speaker 11: How can that not be one of the sound effects.
Speaker 4: Just what you're trying.
Speaker 10: To get into a day are shown what you're trying
Speaker 10: to do.
Speaker 4: I want to know what you're trying to get into.
Speaker 10: All right, so wait, I really I'm being genuine and
Speaker 10: sincere right now, that moment with you singing and that
Speaker 10: is so beautiful and cool. Did you like like the
Speaker 10: infamous poison dance? Did you make up this choreography on
Speaker 10: the spot? You know they you know, you know they
Speaker 10: want to you know, the.
Speaker 2: Do it.
Speaker 4: Y'all want to see the dance? Just give him some
Speaker 4: of the moves.
Speaker 2: Play fortnite. Oh, y'all, go boom me at my show. Huh,
Speaker 2: y'all go boom at my show. Y'all go boomy at
Speaker 2: my show. Y'all want to see some radio rahim shit.
Speaker 2: That's it. That's it, that's it.
Speaker 10: Tune into four for the rest. But it's all seriously,
Speaker 10: did you do you? Did you make do you recall
Speaker 10: if you made up that dance on the day?
Speaker 2: No, that was actually was really good.
Speaker 10: I thought that was awesome, and so Bill, as we
Speaker 10: were talking about backstage, Uh, let's just discuss with the
Speaker 10: audience how each song in the musical is inspired by
Speaker 10: a different style of musical number in some beloved musicals.
Speaker 2: All right, this is true.
Speaker 11: I missed the first part of the question, because Zach
Speaker 11: told me that I have to be in certain places
Speaker 11: when Donald's talking.
Speaker 4: This is the funniest thing. Like Bill's not used to
Speaker 4: being on camera, right, He's used to just cameras scary.
Speaker 4: He's used to giving direction.
Speaker 10: He's used to giving direction, and he's very a confident fellow.
Speaker 10: And so we were rehearsing just a bit with the
Speaker 10: cameras and he said, like someone said, hey, when you're
Speaker 10: talking to Zach, maybe lean back so you're not blocking
Speaker 10: that camera. And he goes, oh, don't worry, I got this.
Speaker 10: And I can see him looking at me like in
Speaker 10: a panic mode, like when am I supposed to lean back?
Speaker 11: I'm not talking at because for the last seven minutes
Speaker 11: I've been doing this.
Speaker 4: You're good, You're good, tell us the podcast audience. No,
Speaker 4: don't do that.
Speaker 2: I don't know where to put my hands in that.
Speaker 4: You're doing great. You're doing great.
Speaker 10: You guys might think that famous showrunners know how to
Speaker 10: perform on camera.
Speaker 4: We're doing this, we're doing this is we're doing great.
Speaker 10: You look natural. You look totally natural. That's how a
Speaker 10: person sits, all right, tell us about each number. So
Speaker 10: the Carlin number is kind of a gospeling number, right.
Speaker 11: Well, how many people out here, Let's be honest and
Speaker 11: open and own it.
Speaker 2: Who likes musical theater? Boom boom boom boom.
Speaker 11: So Uh every song the act break song is based
Speaker 11: on way miss the Uh.
Speaker 13: There's a song from Grease in there, you know to gob.
Speaker 4: Friends ever going to be we will always be.
Speaker 11: True bill uh and uh uh And my my favorite
Speaker 11: part if we ever get there is.
Speaker 4: Uh, I would you guys book the sitter till one
Speaker 4: in the morning. I'm just kidding.
Speaker 11: The only thing that was meant, by the way, The
Speaker 11: coolest thing is the song was written by the team
Speaker 11: that did a Frozen and they did a Book of
Speaker 11: Mormon and most of the songs written by them, and
Speaker 11: then half the songs written by the a cappella group
Speaker 11: Sam Lloyd and Paul Perry and those guys.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they're awesome.
Speaker 11: And uh uh the one song we were missing this
Speaker 11: is true how writer's remarks, Uh, we're laughing and we're
Speaker 11: enjoying it, but the show is a little short.
Speaker 2: Uh. And we we said this.
Speaker 11: Show's missing a huge love ballad like you see in
Speaker 11: every musical.
Speaker 2: And uh, well, the.
Speaker 11: Funny part was everybody's like, yeah, we gotta do something
Speaker 11: for JD and Elliott.
Speaker 2: And then we're like or I hear you, I hear you,
Speaker 2: what if?
Speaker 4: Or stay with me what if? And this is what's.
Speaker 11: Why people that you know, it's so cool when you
Speaker 11: get to be around I go show like this lots
Speaker 11: of amazing artists. And Paul was so good because we
Speaker 11: literally the writing staff all I had. I went to
Speaker 11: him and I said, it's called guy Love, and the
Speaker 11: refrain is it's just guy love between two guys.
Speaker 2: And he he wrote, the whole.
Speaker 4: Thing you just set him on. Your prompt was it's
Speaker 4: guy love between two guys. That's it, and he went off.
Speaker 4: He wrote a beautiful.
Speaker 2: By the way, it's like a superhero moment. He's like,
Speaker 2: I got it, you ran out.
Speaker 4: We'll get to that.
Speaker 10: We're getting ahead of ourselves with talking about a guy.
Speaker 4: So the next big number is like.
Speaker 10: The Gilbert, Gilbert and Settlements Celem, which is Johnny C's
Speaker 10: Big Number, which.
Speaker 11: It's based on Pirates of Penzance, Gilbert and Sullivan.
Speaker 4: Rant. Yes, and I come in and go doctor doctor Cox.
Speaker 4: Huge news.
Speaker 10: I pulled some strings and got the parking spot right
Speaker 10: next to yours bumper buddies.
Speaker 2: Yes and Cox in order to in order to give
Speaker 2: this young lady what happened?
Speaker 4: What happened? The your spots behind oh, my spots behind him? God,
Speaker 4: you're good, by the way, all I heard was Zach
Speaker 4: behind you, and my heart fucking drops. I was like,
Speaker 4: this is enough. I was like, this is enough fucking pressure.
Speaker 4: But who's behind me?
Speaker 2: I love though.
Speaker 11: My favorite thing is that Zach is so insecure that
Speaker 11: he thinks, wait, he thinks that if a murderer was
Speaker 11: behind him, one person would be like Zach.
Speaker 19: Zach is one one person that like my one crack Zach,
Speaker 19: Like all the other eighteen hundred people are silent, but
Speaker 19: one person had the courage to be like Zach behind you.
Speaker 4: The rest of you, the rest of you lived in fear.
Speaker 2: My best friends.
Speaker 4: Didn't have the courage. Mentioned the killer.
Speaker 2: It is a Zach.
Speaker 4: She stands up behind you, all right. So Neil has
Speaker 4: a really good voice. Huh, this is really hard.
Speaker 2: It's so hard to transit.
Speaker 11: Nobody here cares about me, but Neil's voice.
Speaker 2: Neil's voice is interesting. It's interesting.
Speaker 4: No, I was not.
Speaker 10: I mean, Neil's an amazing performer. I remember on the day,
Speaker 10: being really impressed by his voice. But this, this and
Speaker 10: all about a Scrubs wiki pointed out that this is
Speaker 10: the first true, that this is the first time and maybe,
Speaker 10: well you can discuss it. It's the only time, but
Speaker 10: the very first time. He ever mentions that his hatred
Speaker 10: for me is the result of the penny in the door.
Speaker 2: Yes, it is it the first time. Yes, even in
Speaker 2: the pilot when he goes, if you put a penny
Speaker 2: in there.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but we don't.
Speaker 10: The audience never learns why the fuck the janitor hates
Speaker 10: JD so much?
Speaker 4: And he started then in the door there was a
Speaker 4: hatred I had never felt before. And still I'm no, no, no,
Speaker 4: every until that moose tar.
Speaker 2: You want to know two things. There are two things.
Speaker 11: Aheads okay, one, you know everybody here has had this
Speaker 11: experience when you do something you care about, And that's
Speaker 11: our only serious fun up in the show. Can you guys,
Speaker 11: if you've seen it, there's a really weird light queue
Speaker 11: there that we had to color in special effects because
Speaker 11: the lights were often they should have been on.
Speaker 4: Did you notice that No, he had a spotlight hits it.
Speaker 2: It's fake.
Speaker 4: Spotlight is fake.
Speaker 11: Fake because we had we had a light malfunction. It's
Speaker 11: the only it's the only take we had of that,
Speaker 11: sort of like coloring.
Speaker 2: Daniel acting like he's never seen some fake ship before
Speaker 2: before Avatar was light was fake?
Speaker 10: But I mean, the guy all he does is play
Speaker 10: video games. He's like, that was that light was fake?
Speaker 10: If it's not in a video game, I don't have
Speaker 10: object permanence, I don't I can't do it.
Speaker 2: That is also Zach brings up a good point.
Speaker 11: It's where we decided, because we thought the show might
Speaker 11: end the seventh year, that the janitor would be wearing
Speaker 11: a necklace with that penny around it, and that Zach
Speaker 11: did weave a penny in the door on the first stet.
Speaker 2: We decided that.
Speaker 10: Song that's sweet Johnny. She's very funny in that, and
Speaker 10: so of course is miss Miller. Stephanie's well, this is
Speaker 10: what I'm understand though.
Speaker 2: Go ahead. He's like, you want a cat scan, tell
Speaker 2: him to shut up, And she tells you to shut up,
Speaker 2: and he's like, i'ma heuck up the cat scan.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 10: He says, I'm only gonna treat you properly if you
Speaker 10: tell this annoying guy to fuck off.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's great doctoring.
Speaker 2: I wish it worked like that.
Speaker 10: Yeah, well she gets all the tests, and we should
Speaker 10: also mention the other storyline is that Elliott doesn't want
Speaker 10: to tell JD that she doesn't want to live with
Speaker 10: him anymore. She's she randomly announces that she bought a
Speaker 10: house that came out of nowhere.
Speaker 2: Bill, why did you calm down?
Speaker 11: We're like, you know what, you know enough of this
Speaker 11: horse shit. You guys all watch these shows that do
Speaker 11: ten episodes a year. We did like one hundred and
Speaker 11: thirty episodes a year.
Speaker 4: Man, We're just noboddy. Like we're in the middle of
Speaker 4: the musical and.
Speaker 10: Like everyone's gathered around Carla's baby and everyone's talking. All
Speaker 10: of a sudden, Elie, it's like I just bought a house.
Speaker 10: We're like, what where did that come from?
Speaker 2: And then they talk.
Speaker 10: Carla doesn't want to tell Turk that she wants to
Speaker 10: come back to work, wants to come back to work,
Speaker 10: and then we end Act one with this amazing lame
Speaker 10: is Rob homage. The truth comes out, which mixes brilliantly Bill,
Speaker 10: I'm worried about I'm worried about your ego being fed,
Speaker 10: So I'm gonna tell you. It's brilliant mixing all the
Speaker 10: styles of all of Act one into the end of
Speaker 10: Act one, which I just recently watched and is just
Speaker 10: so fucking good.
Speaker 2: We got to get props too.
Speaker 11: I know you said at the beginning there's a young
Speaker 11: writer on that show. I say young still, and I'm
Speaker 11: a thousand years old. She's probably not as young anymore.
Speaker 11: Named deb Fordham who wrote this. She's a huge musical
Speaker 11: theater fan. You look for her name on TV shows,
Speaker 11: you'll dig her and she definitely wrote all this stuff.
Speaker 2: She killed it.
Speaker 10: When I say Bill, I mean also the incredible dev
Speaker 10: fordum clock.
Speaker 4: But I'm for.
Speaker 10: And by the way, on the podcast, we try and
Speaker 10: credit the writer whose name is on the script each episode.
Speaker 10: But but no, obviously since this is in the news
Speaker 10: and you know about it all. It's a room of
Speaker 10: incredibly talented people working together to create something as good
Speaker 10: as the one Robot.
Speaker 11: One of the games we do in the writer's room, now,
Speaker 11: do you guys know, I'm gonna do it for the
Speaker 11: rest of the show is when you're done with whatever
Speaker 11: beverage you have, you keep fake drinking it and see
Speaker 11: if people notice.
Speaker 2: So I'm gonna do that the rest of the thing.
Speaker 4: Yeah, for the rest of the show.
Speaker 10: Okay, okay, So when when Elliott breaks the news to JD.
Speaker 2: That that they're gonna that she wants him to move
Speaker 2: out right, and Carla tells, uh, well, is that that's
Speaker 2: after that's well, the act breaks happens first.
Speaker 10: Yeah, the act break happens after you come back to
Speaker 10: the lay missing. And by the way, I thought it
Speaker 10: was really cool that JD pulls the curtain at the
Speaker 10: end of act one and that that was really cool.
Speaker 2: But then after the act break, it goes right into
Speaker 2: the love.
Speaker 10: Right, And I just want to mention briefly the love
Speaker 10: that I feel for you, and I don't You're my
Speaker 10: You're my best friend, and I don't think i'd tell
Speaker 10: you enough. I wish there was some way that I
Speaker 10: could express myself. I wish, I really just wish there
Speaker 10: was some way in song that I could tell you
Speaker 10: about all these feelings I have in my heart. I
Speaker 10: feel them in my loins. Oh, Matt, you're back. I
Speaker 10: didn't see you.
Speaker 4: Matt. Let's face the facts about me and you A
Speaker 4: love unspecified, though I'm proud to call you Chocolate Bear.
Speaker 4: The crowd will always stop and stay.
Speaker 18: I feel exactly those feelings too. That's why I keep
Speaker 18: them inside, because this bear can't bear the world's disdain.
Speaker 18: And sometimes it's easier too hard.
Speaker 7: Then explain our guy love.
Speaker 2: That's all it is, guy love.
Speaker 4: He's mine, I'm his.
Speaker 20: There's nothing gay about it in ours.
Speaker 2: You ask me about this thing we share.
Speaker 20: And he tenderly replies, it's guy love between two guys.
Speaker 2: We're closer than the average man.
Speaker 4: And why that's why I'm watching bracelets say Turk and
Speaker 4: JD you do.
Speaker 2: I'll stick by you for the rest of my life.
Speaker 4: You're the only man who's ever been inside of me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, baby, no, no, no, no, no, no, got up, dude,
Speaker 2: no no, no, no.
Speaker 10: Cut that downel got that del You did not get
Speaker 10: up inside anything. If you want to refer to the script,
Speaker 10: I just took out his appendix.
Speaker 2: I just took out his appendix.
Speaker 10: O way, let's go back. Let's go back, mat, I
Speaker 10: need to be cued in. You're the only man who's
Speaker 10: ever been.
Speaker 4: Inside of me.
Speaker 2: I just took out his appendix.
Speaker 4: But after that, there's no need to clarify. Oh no,
Speaker 4: just let.
Speaker 7: Grow more and more each day. It's like I married
Speaker 7: my best friend in.
Speaker 2: A totally manly way. Let's go his guy love.
Speaker 4: Don't compromise the feeling of some other guy.
Speaker 21: Holding up your heart into the side.
Speaker 4: I'll be there to care through all the lows.
Speaker 21: I'll be there to share the between two guys.
Speaker 10: When I say I love you, it's not what it employs.
Speaker 7: It's guy of between too. Gosh, no hands.
Speaker 4: All right, I'm glad I didn't fuck that one up.
Speaker 8: That was beautiful.
Speaker 4: Guys, can just be a nerd for a second, by
Speaker 4: Matt bye.
Speaker 2: That hey, make some noise from Matt y'all.
Speaker 4: I just want to be a nerd for one second.
Speaker 10: I have obviously been a fan of this show for
Speaker 10: a long time.
Speaker 4: Go on, I cannot tell you.
Speaker 10: The the pure joy I am feeling on this stage
Speaker 10: with Joel watching you two do that.
Speaker 4: Well, it's real. You made everyone's day today, sir. It's real.
Speaker 4: It's real. We do love each other. It's real. It's
Speaker 4: real love.
Speaker 2: I'm searching for a real love. Go ahead, someone to
Speaker 2: send my heart free real loud.
Speaker 4: Go ahead, keep going.
Speaker 2: I'm searching for a real loud.
Speaker 4: All right? All right? So wait we were then? Okay,
Speaker 4: tank forever? All right? Then we get to the The
Speaker 4: funny thing is a sound machine is always in my house,
Speaker 4: so this is the first time he's had access to it.
Speaker 4: You honor me.
Speaker 22: Oh, for Fox's sake, stop talking about your willies.
Speaker 4: All right.
Speaker 10: Then we get to the tango. Okay, let's focus, Donald,
Speaker 10: I'm focused. I'm focused in the clock. Some of these
Speaker 10: people have babysitters.
Speaker 2: All right, listen, we got ten minutes. We're gonna go over.
Speaker 4: We're gonna go We're gonna go over. If you have
Speaker 4: to leave, you can.
Speaker 2: Leave, don't you dare fucking get up and walk out
Speaker 2: of here. Right now we've been at you want to
Speaker 2: see you'll straight up jump out in this and fight
Speaker 2: the motherfucker. I don't care who. Tank forever.
Speaker 7: That's right, all right, Tank forever.
Speaker 4: All right, the.
Speaker 10: Tango, we get to the amazing tango. Bill, you're not
Speaker 10: you don't have any water left. Everyone knows you don't
Speaker 10: have anyone the tango, so oh, Judy, Bill, fucking hell,
Speaker 10: this thing's gone off the rails, Judy. Judy had to
Speaker 10: come back from her injured pelvis to be able to
Speaker 10: dance like that. That number is incredible. That you are
Speaker 10: an incredible dancer. I love that number so much.
Speaker 4: The tango.
Speaker 2: Wait, you said he's an incredible dancer on I said,
Speaker 2: you are. Oh, it sounds like you were talking.
Speaker 4: It was a joint question.
Speaker 2: I think.
Speaker 11: I think everybody is pretty confident in guessing that I
Speaker 11: can't dance.
Speaker 10: I love that Todd has a line in the Tango
Speaker 10: that he says, sorry, even I know she's Dominican.
Speaker 4: Boo yah.
Speaker 10: It comes out of nowhere, and it made me laugh
Speaker 10: out loud, even I know, what do you say about
Speaker 10: your your baby?
Speaker 4: Oh? What did? She says?
Speaker 2: He's a Blaxican?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 10: Why babies Blaxican?
Speaker 4: So did does think she's Mexican?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, he just doesn't know she's Dominican. What's that?
Speaker 2: Yeah you are? Oh nice?
Speaker 4: She just yelled, we're Mexican. Oh okay, great, awesome, welcome, welcome.
Speaker 13: Well look Zach behind you, Zach, but.
Speaker 4: In Spanish, but in Spanish. Okay, we're winding down. So
Speaker 4: I thought it was funny that I say that I'm
Speaker 4: trying to diss Elliott and I say you're closer to
Speaker 4: forty than thirty, and she goes, JD, I'm twenty nine.
Speaker 4: That's such a fuck up thing to say to what tune.
Speaker 2: We told We told Elliott that she looked like Gary
Speaker 2: Busey too. Though, Okay, you.
Speaker 4: Must have given Sarah such a complex. You fucking brought
Speaker 4: Gary Busey to the hospital and you told her people
Speaker 4: can't tell the difference between you, hey, car.
Speaker 2: And by the way, you ever, if you guys go.
Speaker 11: Back and look, there's one this shot, there's a I
Speaker 11: think there's a shot of our id badge or a
Speaker 11: picture that is Gary Busey when the camera goes by,
Speaker 11: when it goes back in Sarah with that explanation.
Speaker 10: Wow, all right, the end is a beautiful homage to Rent.
Speaker 10: You're going to be okay, that's what's going to happen,
Speaker 10: all right, everything, So okay, I love that song.
Speaker 2: Okay, yes, and I love that song too. The show
Speaker 2: is it's a musical up until I mean it's a
Speaker 2: musical all the way through. But up until that point,
Speaker 2: it's very fun and we're joking around about, you know,
Speaker 2: how sick this young lady is and how funny it
Speaker 2: is that she's hearing singing and everything like that. But
Speaker 2: then all of a sudden, the show takes a really
Speaker 2: sharp turn once we start singing, and it's beautiful.
Speaker 10: I mean, it's so we can say it because we
Speaker 10: didn't write it is so fucking beautiful.
Speaker 2: No way, but props to you guys.
Speaker 11: Eventually people are gonna realize shrinking Ted Lastso and scrubs
Speaker 11: of the same show. So, Okay, it's okay, it's okay,
Speaker 11: it's okay, it's okay, it's okay.
Speaker 2: I'm joking. I'm joking. I'm joking. That's a joke.
Speaker 11: What the nice thing I was about to say was
Speaker 11: I love doing broad silly comedy that then switches gears
Speaker 11: and is hopefully emotional and hopefully people give a shit
Speaker 11: and they get emotionally invested. Uh, you can't do it
Speaker 11: unless you have hyper talented people like these two and
Speaker 11: the rest of the cow.
Speaker 2: It's really hard.
Speaker 4: There were there were so many times, thank.
Speaker 2: You, it really is.
Speaker 13: It's really it's really really hard and is amazing.
Speaker 4: Thank you for that.
Speaker 10: There were so many times where Donald and I would
Speaker 10: read the script and see that there was this hairpin
Speaker 10: turn from like crazy fantasy to just something super emotional,
Speaker 10: and there were so many times I thought he's never
Speaker 10: gonna be able to pull that off.
Speaker 4: That is like way too sharp a turn. And every
Speaker 4: single time you did.
Speaker 2: This one was a really sharp turn. And I look
Speaker 2: over and at my wife and Casey's bawling. And when
Speaker 2: you just rewatched it, when we just we watch, we're
Speaker 2: watching it?
Speaker 4: Were you married to your fiance? Get we get married
Speaker 4: in September? God list? Is everyone invited? Is everyone here invited?
Speaker 2: Zach Donald?
Speaker 4: Donald and I went and everybody inted a big event.
Speaker 2: Donald and I went to that. It was amazing. We
Speaker 2: had such a good time.
Speaker 4: Will you live twitch your wedding for these people? You're
Speaker 4: for sure? All right? Yes, guys, Twitch TV, SLA d
Speaker 4: j D.
Speaker 2: What did you say? What do they say?
Speaker 4: Someone? Someone?
Speaker 10: Inside joke? There's people here who watch the stream. Oh,
Speaker 10: people know your twitch stream? Yes, there clap if you
Speaker 10: watch Daniel's twitch.
Speaker 4: Stream, that is very Daniel's gonna come say hi to
Speaker 4: the seven of you after the show. Will you'll sign
Speaker 4: your game controller?
Speaker 2: An inside joke?
Speaker 13: I want to have an inside.
Speaker 4: We'll be right back after these fine words that so
Speaker 4: we of course didn't want to come all the way
Speaker 4: out here and uh not.
Speaker 10: To a Q and A for y'all. So we want
Speaker 10: to end this beautiful show. It's sponsored by T Mobile.
Speaker 10: We should thank T Mobile for sponsoring this whole thing.
Speaker 4: So, so.
Speaker 10: Daniel is gonna come out into the audience with a
Speaker 10: microphone a laf phil donahu and uh, those of you
Speaker 10: who get chosen.
Speaker 2: We've got a T Mobile Mike check us out.
Speaker 10: Those of you who are chosen to ask a question
Speaker 10: will get a signed A Good Person Blu Ray DVD.
Speaker 10: And these are the These are the first ones I've
Speaker 10: ever signed, so there are very few of them.
Speaker 4: No no, no, no, or go ahead or or or
Speaker 4: or or.
Speaker 11: A slightly used cougartown hat.
Speaker 2: Wow that look.
Speaker 11: Now, look look I didn't sign this and my son
Speaker 11: wore it for a couple of weeks, but it's it's mostly.
Speaker 4: New, okay. So after you ask your question.
Speaker 2: You will it's from the bar that the character Grayson rad.
Speaker 4: Right, you will have it.
Speaker 10: You will have a choice between a hat that Bill's
Speaker 10: sweaty teenage boy war are a signed Good Person Blu
Speaker 10: Ray DVD. All right, Daniel, do your thing. Get out there,
Speaker 10: y'all got questions.
Speaker 2: Put your hands in the air. Put your hands in
Speaker 2: the air. Put your hands in the air.
Speaker 10: Go ahead, go for you, Daniel, I see someone jumping,
Speaker 10: Go for it. Channel going down.
Speaker 4: Hello, everybody, Hello, Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello? All right?
Speaker 4: Oh thank you? What's your name?
Speaker 2: Rosie?
Speaker 4: Rosie?
Speaker 10: Where are you from? I'm just kidding here from Seattle?
Speaker 10: A right, Daniel, She can hold the mic. You don't
Speaker 10: need the whole du a whole bar misfah thing.
Speaker 4: All right, go ahead. Hey, guys, how are you great?
Speaker 1: Thank you?
Speaker 4: How are you excellent? We're so happy to be here.
Speaker 22: Are you from originally from London but now in Vancouver?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 2: Well wait, you came from Vancouver to here?
Speaker 23: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Fucking out?
Speaker 15: Yo?
Speaker 2: What's up? Yea? Anybody else come from out of state?
Speaker 4: That's rady.
Speaker 10: Wait if you think you came the farthest dijit Detroit.
Speaker 10: Anybody further from Detroit? Way up top of the white shirt?
Speaker 4: What are you yelling? No, that's pretty good, dude, San
Speaker 4: Diego not far than Detroit.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 4: Geography Mexico, Mexico.
Speaker 2: Florida in New Mexico City's big. Where this shit? Where
Speaker 2: you from? Indiana, Florida? Okay, guys, guys, Chicago. Anybody come
Speaker 2: from out of the country? Where out of the country?
Speaker 24: Australia sect that guy, ha Mitch Mitch from Australia.
Speaker 2: Makes some noise for him.
Speaker 4: You're Mitch Twins. Mitch Twins, all right, go ahead, my darling,
Speaker 4: go ahead. Hello.
Speaker 22: Sorry, just want to say me and my buddy Nate
Speaker 22: we used to watch your show back in high school
Speaker 22: in London and we still do. Sorry, all right, okay, Daniel,
Speaker 22: can you cut that?
Speaker 4: By the way, you're like Bill, only Donald and I
Speaker 4: get to direct. Daniel, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Speaker 22: So I'm a visual effects artist and I wanted to
Speaker 22: know if you had the opportunity to go back and
Speaker 22: redo any episode with maximum budget and maximum v effects,
Speaker 22: what would you do?
Speaker 2: Shit? Yo, Okay, So look there's a couple of them.
Speaker 2: If we could go back and do maximum budget Scrubs,
Speaker 2: what episode would it be? Wow?
Speaker 11: While you guys are thinking, I'm gonna say a trivia
Speaker 11: thing for them, but think get a good answer, cause
Speaker 11: I'm not gonna answer it. The most expensive thing we
Speaker 11: ever did on Scrubs, believe it or not, what we
Speaker 11: did a sixty eight thousand dollars joke because we had
Speaker 11: to dig a ten foot hole in the cement. And
Speaker 11: by the way, I was such an idiots as a kid,
Speaker 11: and they're like, can't we just fake it? I'm like, no,
Speaker 11: the guy needs to drive into the hole and disappear.
Speaker 10: Well, we had to do well because it's so dangerous
Speaker 10: to put me and a stuntman in a trench that
Speaker 10: you build an asphalt in a parking lot of an
Speaker 10: old hospital. So they had to spend like weeks of
Speaker 10: shoring it up two different holes, and the stuntman was
Speaker 10: my episode I directed. And the stuntman drives into the
Speaker 10: first hole with ruining a perfectly good sausha.
Speaker 11: But did you know because he kept in rehearsal, he
Speaker 11: kept floating up.
Speaker 2: He had to have weights.
Speaker 4: In his pocket, which is very safe, super safe, and
Speaker 4: it's a wonder it doesn't cut. I'm hiding in the
Speaker 4: second hole.
Speaker 10: The camera pans and they banged as hard as they
Speaker 10: could on the asphalt so that underwater in the second hole,
Speaker 10: I could hear them and pop up and go where
Speaker 10: was that? And that's where I of course met Julian,
Speaker 10: the manatee who lives beneath the hospital.
Speaker 11: Anyways, though, what's your fair what episode would you do well?
Speaker 10: My go to my answer would be the fairy Tale episode,
Speaker 10: the Princess Bride episode, because it was the most it
Speaker 10: was the one that would demand the most visual effect.
Speaker 2: Well, episode bumps me out.
Speaker 11: It's a trivia question for you guys, But that was
Speaker 11: exactly when that aired with the last writer's strike and
Speaker 11: NBC was trying. I wasn't allowed to work, and they's like, well,
Speaker 11: maybe we'll just end Scrubs. If you remember, they put
Speaker 11: that show on like it was the finale of the series,
Speaker 11: and it pissed me off. And that's when we moved
Speaker 11: the show to ABC the next year.
Speaker 10: Yeah, and then a lot of a lot of that
Speaker 10: episode got a lot I've spoken about this in the podcast,
Speaker 10: but that episode got a lot of shit because some
Speaker 10: people were like, what kind of finale is this? And
Speaker 10: We're like, this was never intended to be the finale,
Speaker 10: and we put so much work into it, please love it.
Speaker 2: If I had to choose an episode that we could
Speaker 2: put all of the money into it, it would be
Speaker 2: Zach's first directed episode where we go looking for Heather
Speaker 2: Graham when.
Speaker 11: I was a kid, Donald I still laugh to this
Speaker 11: day when Zach goes down the zip Molly.
Speaker 10: That was one of the greatest nights of my life.
Speaker 10: I mean, I grew up wanted to make movies, and
Speaker 10: I grew up dreaming of doing this, and Bill finally
Speaker 10: gives me an episode, and I'm directing myself on the
Speaker 10: Universal Studios back lot in the middle, hungout on the
Speaker 10: back to repelling, repelling across the street, landing, not to
Speaker 10: mention the crush I had on Heather Gramm my whole life.
Speaker 10: Landing and being like Molly one of the best nights
Speaker 10: of my life.
Speaker 2: I yeah, I remember that. I remember that night very
Speaker 2: well because you we were on bikes and you were like,
Speaker 2: follow me, and I was like, all right, and we
Speaker 2: went on a little excursion.
Speaker 4: You took back to the future.
Speaker 2: I saw a clock tower and everything.
Speaker 10: All right, next question? Good what you guys pick? Oh yeah,
Speaker 10: She's like, wait, the next question right right right? You pick,
Speaker 10: I'll run the thing out, all right. I'm gonna pick
Speaker 10: Scrubs Onesie. You deserve it. If a man wears a Onesie.
Speaker 2: I got you, dog, I got you.
Speaker 4: Go ahead, I got you.
Speaker 2: You're gonna I'm gonna get you in sick God.
Speaker 25: Hey, I'm Leo, Leo, you know yell everyone's name first
Speaker 25: and foremost. Obviously A huge fan of all of you.
Speaker 4: We can't tell remember.
Speaker 2: The Titans is my favorite movie of all time. Okay, okay, okay,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna I'm gonna collect those flowers and I'm gonna
Speaker 2: put those flowers in some water. Okay, I'm gonna let
Speaker 2: that grow.
Speaker 4: Okay, go ahead. He collected his flowers.
Speaker 25: Is there any stunt that you all did? Obviously there
Speaker 25: was some things you had stun doubles do. Some things
Speaker 25: you guys did yourself. I know a lot of pratfalls.
Speaker 25: What have you that you really hurt yourself that you
Speaker 25: kind of looking back away.
Speaker 4: I got, I literally got a hernia.
Speaker 10: I had to go to the hospital because I tore
Speaker 10: I'd show you, but it would be weird. But no,
Speaker 10: there there might be, there might be pubist moms. But anyway,
Speaker 10: I I ripped my my hernia. Uh and uh, I
Speaker 10: had to have that fixed. I don't think they checked
Speaker 10: my pooh. No, it's a valid question. I don't think
Speaker 10: they check pooh when they know it's a hernia.
Speaker 4: But I'm just a fake doctor, not a real one.
Speaker 13: You know who else got who else got a hernia?
Speaker 11: Mash got a Robert Mash show, The Todd got a
Speaker 11: hernia when he was in a thong banging into the window.
Speaker 10: We really fucked on so I mean, Donald, you didn't
Speaker 10: have a ton of bretfiles. I have the worst fucking
Speaker 10: back now at forty eight, because of Sorry, I'm not complaining.
Speaker 10: I'm just saying I do have a fucked back from
Speaker 10: making America laugh.
Speaker 4: For nine years.
Speaker 2: You said, have somebody.
Speaker 4: Hey, alright, go call it Daniel?
Speaker 2: Which one.
Speaker 4: Right down there?
Speaker 2: Young lady with a glass?
Speaker 4: Know you?
Speaker 6: Wait?
Speaker 2: Hold on, I'm don't coming.
Speaker 4: I'm coming.
Speaker 2: Daniel's little quick. Did you give him his DVD? I
Speaker 2: got that, Yeah, I gave him.
Speaker 7: Okay, here you go, you get both.
Speaker 4: Okay, she shouldn't get a TVD before her question? Dannel?
Speaker 4: What if the questions horrible?
Speaker 23: I promise that's a good one.
Speaker 2: She wants the hat, you know when.
Speaker 4: Nobody wants the fucking hat.
Speaker 2: I mean, wait, wait, wait, you're gonna get it. You're
Speaker 2: gonna get the question, you get the.
Speaker 8: Hat just one second.
Speaker 13: But anyway, you go first, you go first.
Speaker 4: I'll please Bill.
Speaker 23: My name is Christianna Christiana.
Speaker 2: Sorry christian again.
Speaker 23: I love it.
Speaker 2: Christiana. Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for Christiana.
Speaker 4: We knew, we knew Oprah was gonna show up a
Speaker 4: right ahead.
Speaker 17: Okay, So sorry, first I'd like to say that my
Speaker 17: biology teacher in high school got us into scrubs.
Speaker 23: He had a scrubs club during the SRT time. Yeah.
Speaker 23: Now it's been fifteen years later.
Speaker 17: And ironically, Zach, super huge crush, super huge crush.
Speaker 23: And my husband has the same birthday as you.
Speaker 4: Why is that ironic? That's wonderful, it's awesome.
Speaker 23: It's awesome.
Speaker 4: That's like an Alanis Morris at irony. That's not a
Speaker 4: real army.
Speaker 23: Be sure I wish you happy birthday more than I
Speaker 23: wish him.
Speaker 4: That's like rain on your wedding day.
Speaker 23: But it did rain on our wedding day.
Speaker 4: There you go.
Speaker 17: Anyways, My question is we work in the orthopedic manufacturing industry,
Speaker 17: and Donald did the orthopedic rotation with the shorter surgeon,
Speaker 17: if I remember correctly, And so I just wanted to know,
Speaker 17: if you had the choice, what specialty would you go
Speaker 17: into if you were a real doctor, Donald.
Speaker 3: But.
Speaker 2: If I could go into actual doctoring, what doctor doctor?
Speaker 4: If I could go into actual doctrine.
Speaker 2: Would I be uh something with like the no, I'm
Speaker 2: not gonna say penis, whether it be a poop.
Speaker 10: Finger, I don't know if you guys heard the episode
Speaker 10: where Donald asked the urologist if the taint had its
Speaker 10: own specialty.
Speaker 2: I would ask what I would be. I would totally
Speaker 2: be a taint doctor.
Speaker 4: He would he would be a taint specialist.
Speaker 2: That would be my special first in his field.
Speaker 4: Yeah, all right, next question, Yes, right here, this woman
Speaker 4: right in the middle, We're all you, I'm right here,
Speaker 4: all right, get to her?
Speaker 2: Can I get a DVD?
Speaker 4: All right? Sneaking through? Hell? Oh god, I'm sorry, you
Speaker 4: gotta get up to the balcon here you are, okay.
Speaker 16: Hi, I'm Deja from Newestminster up in Canada. Hey, okay,
Speaker 16: first quick props. DJ Jennal Live your Twitch clone high.
Speaker 16: So happy it's back. Yes, Janelle, you are our goddess.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 8: So the question is for Zach.
Speaker 16: So you've actually worked with Jason Sadacas twice, from what
Speaker 16: he hosted Saturday Night Live and then on directing him.
Speaker 16: So what we're what what? What were the experiences like
Speaker 16: indifference or the same before working with him from.
Speaker 23: Back then to now?
Speaker 4: Well, that's a great question.
Speaker 10: I was lucky enough to host SNL one of the
Speaker 10: greatest experiences of my life and uh yeah, you can
Speaker 10: find it on the web. If you ever get a
Speaker 10: chance was one of the one of my life goals with.
Speaker 23: The internet archive.
Speaker 10: Yeah, there you go. And so Jason was amazing on
Speaker 10: that show and so funny. I think the big focus
Speaker 10: was that Ted Lasso was his baby, you know, it
Speaker 10: was all about him, and he and Bill Uh and
Speaker 10: uh and the others who created that brilliant show, you know,
Speaker 10: really crafted around that character that Jason had come up with.
Speaker 10: So that was the big difference. It was like S
Speaker 10: n L is an ensemble and you're kind of star
Speaker 10: for the week, whereas Lasso obviously was all was his
Speaker 10: baby and all about about that. But but directing that
Speaker 10: episode of of Lasso was was one of the one
Speaker 10: of the most fun things ever made.
Speaker 2: So I'm glad you nominated for it. You got.
Speaker 4: Biscuits, you gotten nominated. My hype man, I love you
Speaker 4: all right, go ahead, yes, yes, go ahead, yes right there.
Speaker 2: Well, well how you doing. I am so glad you're
Speaker 2: in st tonight.
Speaker 10: Guys, our friends from T Mobile, guys TEA Mobile, thank
Speaker 10: you for having us.
Speaker 2: So we've done some fun stuff with you all. Yes,
Speaker 2: question is who's the next neighbor is going to join
Speaker 2: you next season?
Speaker 10: I know if Donald, if you have your dream, well
Speaker 10: you know who I wanted? Did someone say Kevin Bacon
Speaker 10: if you didn't. That's a funny idea, though, You guys
Speaker 10: from Team Moms should take notes on all ideas that
Speaker 10: come up.
Speaker 4: Who would you, guys, most like to just yell out?
Speaker 4: Who would you most like to see join us on
Speaker 4: the colors head?
Speaker 2: I have Bruce.
Speaker 4: Bruce, Yeah, like the boss.
Speaker 10: Oh, the Boss. That's probably gonna be too expensive for them.
Speaker 4: All right, we're very lucky.
Speaker 2: To thank you very much.
Speaker 10: How about a question from the balcony the balcony, go ahead,
Speaker 10: This person's really excited about it.
Speaker 4: All right, we got what do we got? You right here?
Speaker 4: Don't hurt yourself up there, Dannel.
Speaker 11: This has been a lot of time for it not
Speaker 11: to be about me.
Speaker 2: Hi, Hi, Hey, my name, My name's Maggie.
Speaker 23: And oh what's that Maggie?
Speaker 24: So my sister and my brother and I he's not here,
Speaker 24: but we've been watching your show since Hype.
Speaker 8: We were kids and hiding behind the couch while.
Speaker 13: Our mother watched it.
Speaker 9: Because we loved the fantasy so much and it was
Speaker 9: past our bedtime and she.
Speaker 23: Didn't let us watch it.
Speaker 2: So it's past my bedtime. Now, yeah you can.
Speaker 11: You can stay up as much as you fucking want.
Speaker 11: Now you can go nuts.
Speaker 16: So my question to all of you guys is, what
Speaker 16: was your favorite fantasy?
Speaker 2: Oh when I played Indiana Jones and I went up
Speaker 2: in that motherfucker's colin and extracted the tumor. Mine was, uh.
Speaker 11: When we were I was younger, the writer's room of
Speaker 11: Scrubs was occasionally a little bit. Zach used to call
Speaker 11: it stonerrific and we I remember delivering it to Donald Ya,
Speaker 11: but we rode a super long, like two and a
Speaker 11: half minute fantasy that Donald and Judy raised a pumpkin
Speaker 11: as their child.
Speaker 4: God, yes, yes, And it was long. I mean, it's
Speaker 4: gotta be the longest fantasy the whole way.
Speaker 13: My favorite part was we didn't have the end. We
Speaker 13: just weren't a little high.
Speaker 11: We wanted him to raise the pumpkin, and I think
Speaker 11: it was Neil Goldman then said at the end, after
Speaker 11: they dropped the pumpkin, their actual son should come walking
Speaker 11: over and get hit by a bus.
Speaker 2: I remember that I dressed up as a younger version
Speaker 2: of myself and I'm like, mom, Dad, what about what about?
Speaker 4: We know? What about when we planted his testicle and
Speaker 4: it grew well.
Speaker 2: You grew well that, Yeah, he grew another Donald. But
Speaker 2: he wasn't. He wasn't a good turk. No plant tk,
Speaker 2: plant turk. What about what about when they used when
Speaker 2: they use my prosthetic nut as a heater and they're
Speaker 2: all standing around.
Speaker 4: It like and then when they come back to the hospital,
Speaker 4: Maschio has burn marks all over his face, meaning he
Speaker 4: put his face on Donald's nuts. And I think he
Speaker 4: says something like best trip ever.
Speaker 2: Best ship ever.
Speaker 11: Yeah, you guys, I have I have children, I have
Speaker 11: like children.
Speaker 10: I remember, I remember my mother, the fantasy, I remember
Speaker 10: the being the craziest is when Donald was goat turk
Speaker 10: man and I'm like, stay away from my mermaid, goat turk.
Speaker 2: My bad.
Speaker 4: All right, here we go.
Speaker 10: Let's do one more on the balcony.
Speaker 4: You gotta point him out. I'm too nervous.
Speaker 10: Okay, the guy from Australia, for fuck's sake, he came
Speaker 10: all the way from Australia.
Speaker 4: The guy from Australia. Are you the Mitch? Oh wow,
Speaker 4: Mitch from Australia. Not the first just mitched from Australia on.
Speaker 2: The part that was the second one need welcome all right.
Speaker 4: Thank you very much.
Speaker 1: Uh oh shit, okay, okay, is there any chance Donald
Speaker 1: that you would eagle.
Speaker 4: Two astral give him a short eagle?
Speaker 2: Bring your ass down here?
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah, come on down, bring him down on,
Speaker 4: come on, come on, come on, hey.
Speaker 2: Hey, hold on. He the only one that's gonna get
Speaker 2: an ego tonight because I got it, I got bad back. Okay,
Speaker 2: you're gonnauckers being like I gotta.
Speaker 4: Say, we don't deliver. Donald is gonna eagle a grown
Speaker 4: man from Australia. My back hurt, My back hurt, just
Speaker 4: talking about it. All right. While we're doing that, we'll
Speaker 4: do one more.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we should go down here.
Speaker 4: Right here, yes, ma'am, right here, go ahead, Bill Hens, I.
Speaker 13: Got you, I got you, Zach to someone behind you.
Speaker 26: So anyway, we're from Mexico City, and the only reason
Speaker 26: we're here is because we are huge fans of.
Speaker 4: Scrouse, Thank you so much.
Speaker 8: And the other.
Speaker 26: Thing is very unusual because my name is Marta Christiana,
Speaker 26: and I've never met anyone that's named like me.
Speaker 4: And you there's another one.
Speaker 11: What no, no, and Bill's middle fucking name, you know what?
Speaker 10: All right, give it up a bitch from Australia one time.
Speaker 15: Hop on, motherfucker, hop on, did you stretch?
Speaker 2: Let's sake a break.
Speaker 4: We'll be right back. After these fine words, we're gonna
Speaker 4: go out on that last thing you want to do
Speaker 4: is we're gonna turn up down slights.
Speaker 10: We're gonna take a selfie in the front with all
Speaker 10: of you, and we're gonna post it on our social
Speaker 10: media so you can tell all your friends that you
Speaker 10: can zoom in point to yours.
Speaker 11: And Hey, I want to say one thing is before
Speaker 11: these guys wrap it up, you have no idea how
Speaker 11: much it means to me and to these guys, how
Speaker 11: much that people still care about this show and actually
Speaker 11: still watch it.
Speaker 2: I'm so grateful. I'm so grateful to.
Speaker 12: All of you, really, really really, Before we go, we
Speaker 12: want to thank you all for coming to T Mobile Presents,
Speaker 12: Fake Doctors, Real Friends Live.
Speaker 10: Thank you guys for coming. We don't know if we'll
Speaker 10: ever do this again, so this is really really special.
Speaker 10: It means so much to us that you love the show.
Speaker 10: Thank you to Bill for being our Thank you guys.
Speaker 2: We wouldn't be here if it wasn't for Bill Lawrence.
Speaker 4: So thank you Bill Lawrence, all right, we love you all.
Speaker 2: And on that note, we gonna take a selfie, safty.
Speaker 4: Everybody get a hand up, light up, stand up, put
Speaker 4: your hands in the air.
Speaker 2: On three, say ego, what two three?
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