Speaker 1: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, and this is
Speaker 1: your latest edition of Brooke refuses to believe it's real.
Speaker 1: It really is news.
Speaker 2: Our top story.
Speaker 1: A woman in the British Isles recently got swarmed by
Speaker 1: bees and was stung over sixty times. It's only making
Speaker 1: headlines because her last name just happens to be Honeycomb.
Speaker 2: That really happened. She's okay fine.
Speaker 1: Also, a Google street view car caught a guy trying
Speaker 1: to get rid of a dead body, or so people
Speaker 1: thought it was just a weird, chunky, rolled up tent.
Speaker 3: Brook doesn't buy it, but I promise that's one hundred. Meanwhile, sure,
Speaker 3: a construction worker suffers leg pain after crane drops eight
Speaker 3: hundred pound ball on his head. It doesn't have to
Speaker 3: make sense because it it's news real no one.
Speaker 2: I'm starting to go against Jeffrey.
Speaker 1: Finally, out of Jefferson County, Pennsylvania, officials just agreed to
Speaker 1: pay two hundred and fifty thousand dollars to advertise a
Speaker 1: lack of funds for the local government.
Speaker 2: That one checks out checks out.
Speaker 1: Do you want to try to to bunk those real
Speaker 1: news stories and three.
Speaker 2: Words or less? No, that one really.
Speaker 4: Time.
Speaker 1: That was your refusal to believe it's real, But it
Speaker 1: really is real news.
Speaker 2: Let's get to your real.
Speaker 1: Shock collar question of the day and send it over
Speaker 1: to the real digital producer of our show, Real Jake,
Speaker 1: no matter what, Brooks.
Speaker 2: Yeah, look at that hair, There's no way it's real.
Speaker 2: Most people use books as either kindling.
Speaker 4: Or heavy objects to throw at people who are annoying you.
Speaker 2: But did you know.
Speaker 4: They're also good for another purpose reading. Yeah, well, today
Speaker 4: happens to be National Read a Book Day, and one
Speaker 4: of the most enjoyable types of books going back decades
Speaker 4: has been comics. Ah So, going to celebrate the outdated
Speaker 4: pastime of reading with some special graphic novel themed trivia
Speaker 4: in a special one and done.
Speaker 2: Crash boom thud on.
Speaker 4: A Monopeia, wouldn't wanna be shot collar question? Wow, Alexis,
Speaker 4: I'm not going to ask you to spell on a monopea. Instead,
Speaker 4: I'm gonna ask and say Surprisingly, The Incredible Hulk was
Speaker 4: originally never supposed to be green. The printing company had
Speaker 4: him said to be a different color, but that ink
Speaker 4: wouldn't work well with their printing presses, so they made
Speaker 4: the switch. What color was the Hulk originally supposed to
Speaker 4: be a red, B, gray or C hot pink.
Speaker 2: Barbie yeah, Barbie era.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the obvious one would be red, because like the
Speaker 1: Hulls and you turn red.
Speaker 3: I sit next to our stupid office printer that always
Speaker 3: needs replaced.
Speaker 4: It's always the ma.
Speaker 2: Gentle one that needs fished.
Speaker 4: Oh isn't that like a shade of like hot pitsh
Speaker 4: you know.
Speaker 1: I want to say hot pink.
Speaker 2: Jake Away, Alexis said hot pink.
Speaker 4: That is.
Speaker 2: Correct. It was grey. Oh, they couldn't get great.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they didn't want to invoke any associations with a
Speaker 4: particular ethnic group, and because they wanted a color that
Speaker 4: would be scary and chilling, then they switched a green
Speaker 4: when it didn't work.
Speaker 2: This is ignorant.
Speaker 1: Who's the gray people?
Speaker 4: I don't know. I confused.
Speaker 2: What I don't want to ask? Dead people? Maybe it's
Speaker 2: your turn.
Speaker 4: In nineteen seventy six, Spider Man teamed up with a
Speaker 4: group to help market a warning to children who read
Speaker 4: his comics. In that particular issue, what did Spider Man
Speaker 4: warn kids about? Was it A huffing chemicals, B, teen
Speaker 4: pregnancy or C boomerangs coming back and hitting you in
Speaker 4: the head.
Speaker 1: I mean, boomerangs were big back.
Speaker 2: In the day. They didn't have video games.
Speaker 1: All they had were Yo yo's, the paddle with the string,
Speaker 1: anything that like.
Speaker 2: Leaves and then comes back to you. That was the
Speaker 2: most fun you could have. I mean, I could see
Speaker 2: Spider Man knocking up some girls.
Speaker 4: I'd watch out.
Speaker 1: That's always been an issue. Teen pregnancy. Yeah, sure, so
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say that he was trying to stop that
Speaker 1: from happening.
Speaker 4: Jeffrey said, teen pregnancy. That is Oh yeah, Spider Man
Speaker 4: battle an alien who misinformed teens about the repercussions of
Speaker 4: sex to steal their babies once they had the Oh goodness.
Speaker 4: Maybe that's why Spider Man does an upside down kiss
Speaker 4: to make sure the bodies don't touch.
Speaker 2: Jeffrey, you're safe. It's your turn, all right.
Speaker 4: The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles started out in the nineteen eighties. Yes,
Speaker 4: all four turtles were named after Renaissance artists, but the
Speaker 4: name of their arch nemesis, Shredder, was inspired by something
Speaker 4: completely different. Was he named after a the first lieutenant
Speaker 4: of Genghis Khan, who was nicknamed the village Shredder b
Speaker 4: a large plumbing device in the eighties that cities used
Speaker 4: to clear up clogged sewers. That makes sense.
Speaker 2: Or see a cheese grader.
Speaker 4: I literally thought that I'm not even kidding, okay, because
Speaker 4: his outfit kind of looks like a cheese I mean
Speaker 4: the sewer.
Speaker 2: The sewer thing makes sense because they live in the sewers.
Speaker 1: Right, he wanted to get them out of the sewers.
Speaker 2: It's a cheese grater. It looks so much like one,
Speaker 2: Brook said, cheese grader. That is Yes, the creator.
Speaker 4: Grabbed it one night and was messing around with it
Speaker 4: and thought, hey, that's a name for an evil wrap. Yes,
Speaker 4: Brooke and Jeffrey both save only Alexis is getting shocked
Speaker 4: right now, Jose, it's your question. During World War Two,
Speaker 4: a lot of comic books introduced new heroes that would
Speaker 4: go on to defeat the Nazis but then never heard
Speaker 4: from again. Which of these is real? Super Slug When
Speaker 4: Nazis would sleep, he'd crawl over them with radioactive slime.
Speaker 2: Fifteen years. This is gonna hurt so bad.
Speaker 4: B Red Bee, who fought Nazis using a swarm of
Speaker 4: trained bees scary.
Speaker 2: Or see Lady.
Speaker 4: Laughter, who disarmed Nazi officers by hypnotizing them to laugh uncontrollably,
Speaker 4: marry him. We got Super Slug, red Bee or Lady laughter.
Speaker 1: You could kind of see the lady laughter because Germans
Speaker 1: in the sense of humor thing.
Speaker 2: He actually makes them.
Speaker 1: Laugh for the first time.
Speaker 2: This feels good, kind of delightful laugh right, Stop this silly.
Speaker 3: The red Bee sounds really legit to me because especially
Speaker 3: like the color red.
Speaker 2: It's like a bold fight.
Speaker 1: It could be anything to do with flag colors for
Speaker 1: a country or.
Speaker 2: I mean, I think the lady laughter just because of
Speaker 2: how ridiculous it is. What was the first one? Super
Speaker 2: Slug gets Super Slug That is Jake. By the way,
Speaker 2: don't you think, don't you Jake made that out.
Speaker 1: Absolutely, it makes sense why they would discontinue it after
Speaker 1: the ninete I.
Speaker 2: Want to bring it back. Yeah, could you imagine a
Speaker 2: Super Slug movie. It's seventeen hours long?
Speaker 1: All right, I think I'm just gonna go with the Red.
Speaker 4: Bee, Jose said, red Bee that is yeah. Red Bee
Speaker 4: fought Nazis with a swarm of trained bees, and his
Speaker 4: favorite bee was named Michael, who lived in his belt
Speaker 4: buckle Michael Jordan.
Speaker 1: Wow, so Alexis is going to be the only person
Speaker 1: who takes a shock today. She's gonna saying we are
Speaker 1: young by is it fun?
Speaker 2: Whatever that's it to. Yeah five.
Speaker 4: Said the role. As soon as I saw how stretched
Speaker 4: off the lyrics were.
Speaker 1: That would kill the Nazis if you ever played you guys,
Speaker 1: I want the whole song.
Speaker 2: That was a shock call a question of the day.
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