Speaker 1: Guys, I think it is so cool that so many
Speaker 1: people around the world are listening to our podcast.
Speaker 2: I love it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I can see where they're from, and there's people
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Speaker 1: I'm always looking for somewhere to stay abroad for free.
Speaker 4: Okay.
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Speaker 3: Just my own bedroom, a nice bathroom, if you have
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Speaker 5: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning and this is
Speaker 5: your latest edition of Brooke Refuses to Believe it's real.
Speaker 6: It is news.
Speaker 5: Our top story. A woman in the British Isles recently
Speaker 5: got swarmed by bees and was stung over sixty times.
Speaker 5: It's only making headlines because her last name just happens
Speaker 5: to be Honeycomb.
Speaker 7: No, really happens.
Speaker 2: It's sad.
Speaker 4: She's okay, rights fine.
Speaker 5: Also a Google street view car caught a guy trying
Speaker 5: to get rid of a dead body, or so people
Speaker 5: thought it was just a weird, chunky rolled up tenth
Speaker 5: Brook doesn't buy it, but I promise that's one hundred
Speaker 5: percent real. Meanwhile, sure a construction worker suffers leg pain
Speaker 5: after crane drops eight hundred pound ball on his head.
Speaker 6: What what?
Speaker 5: It doesn't have to make sense.
Speaker 8: Because it's it's news real No one I'm starting to
Speaker 8: go against.
Speaker 5: Finally, out of Jefferson County, Pennsylvania, officials just agreed to
Speaker 5: pay two hundred and fifty thousand dollars to advertise a
Speaker 5: lack of funds for the local government.
Speaker 4: Checks out, checks out?
Speaker 5: Do you want to try to debunk those real news
Speaker 5: stories and three words? Or least?
Speaker 9: No that one out of times that was your refusal
Speaker 9: to believe it's real, But it really is.
Speaker 5: Let's get to your real shock collar question of the
Speaker 5: day and send it over to the real digital producer
Speaker 5: of our show, Real Jake.
Speaker 6: No matter what says, yeah, look at that hair, there's
Speaker 6: no way it's real.
Speaker 10: Most people use books as either kindling or heavy objects
Speaker 10: to throw at people who are annoying you, But did
Speaker 10: you know they're also good for another purpose reading reading. Yeah, well,
Speaker 10: today happens to be National Read a Book Day, and
Speaker 10: one of the most enjoyable types of books going back
Speaker 10: decades has been comics. Ah So, going to celebrate the
Speaker 10: outdated pastime of reading with some special graphic novel theme
Speaker 10: trivia in a special one and done crash boom thud
Speaker 10: on a monopedia. Wouldn't wanna be shot collar question?
Speaker 6: Cool?
Speaker 10: Wow, Alexis. I'm not going to ask you to spell
Speaker 10: on him on a PA. Instead, I'm gonna ask and say, Surprisingly,
Speaker 10: the Incredible Hulk was originally never supposed to be green.
Speaker 10: The printing company had him said to be a different color,
Speaker 10: but that ink wouldn't work well with their printing presses,
Speaker 10: so they made the switch. What color was the Hulk
Speaker 10: originally supposed to be a red, B, gray or C
Speaker 10: hot pink?
Speaker 5: Yeah, the obvious one would be red, because like the
Speaker 5: Hulk and you turn red.
Speaker 4: I sit next to.
Speaker 1: Our stupid office printer that always needs replaced. It's always
Speaker 1: the magenta one that needs fished.
Speaker 4: It is that like a shade of like hot pish?
Speaker 1: You know, I say hot pink?
Speaker 10: Jake, Alexis said, hot pink?
Speaker 2: That is it?
Speaker 10: Was gray.
Speaker 4: Oh, they couldn't get great.
Speaker 10: Yeah, they didn't want to invoke any associations with a
Speaker 10: particular ethnic group, and because they wanted a color that
Speaker 10: would be scary and chilling, then they switched agreen.
Speaker 11: When it didn't work.
Speaker 5: It was ignorant. Who's the great people?
Speaker 4: What did you want to ask?
Speaker 10: Maybe, Jeffrey, it's your turn. In nineteen seventy six, Spider
Speaker 10: Man teamed up with a group to help market a
Speaker 10: warning to children who read his comics. In that particular issue,
Speaker 10: what did Spider Man warn kids about? Was it a
Speaker 10: huffing chemicals, B, teen pregnancy or C Boomerangs coming back
Speaker 10: and hitting you in the head.
Speaker 5: I mean boomerangs were big back in the day. They
Speaker 5: didn't have video games. All they had were Yo yo's,
Speaker 5: the paddle with the string. Anything that like leaves and
Speaker 5: then comes back to you. That was the most fun
Speaker 5: you could have.
Speaker 8: I mean, I could see Spider Man knocking up some
Speaker 8: girls I watch out.
Speaker 5: That's always been an issue. Teen pregnancy. Yeah, sure, so
Speaker 5: I'm going to say that he was trying to stop
Speaker 5: that from happening.
Speaker 10: Jeffrey said, teen pregnancy. That is Oh yeah, Spider Man
Speaker 10: battle an alien who misinformed teens about the repercussions of
Speaker 10: sex to steal their babies once they had the Oh.
Speaker 8: Maybe that's why Spider Man does an upside down kiss
Speaker 8: to make sure the bodies don't touch.
Speaker 10: Jeffrey, You're safe. It's your turn, all right. The Teenage
Speaker 10: Mutant Ninja Turtles started out in the nineteen eighties. Yes,
Speaker 10: all four turtles were named after Renaissance artists, but the
Speaker 10: name of their arch nemesis, Shredder, was inspired by something
Speaker 10: completely different. Was he named after a the first lieutenant
Speaker 10: of Genghis Khan, who was nicknamed the village Shredder b
Speaker 10: a large plumbing device in the eighties that cities used
Speaker 10: to clear up clogged sewers. Oh it makes sense or
Speaker 10: see a cheese grater.
Speaker 6: I literally thought that.
Speaker 8: I'm not even king okay, because his outfit kind of
Speaker 8: looks like a cheese I mean, the sewer. The sewer
Speaker 8: thing makes sense because they live in the sewers, right.
Speaker 5: He wanted to get them out of the sores.
Speaker 4: Cheese greater.
Speaker 10: It looks so much like one, Brooke said, cheese grater.
Speaker 10: That is yes. The creator grabbed it one night and
Speaker 10: was messing around with it and thought Hey, that's a
Speaker 10: name for an evil wrap. Yes, Brooke and Jeffrey both
Speaker 10: save only Alexis is getting shocked right now, Jose, it's
Speaker 10: your question. During World War Two, a lot of comic
Speaker 10: books introduced new heroes that would go on to defeat
Speaker 10: the Nazis but then never heard from again. Which of
Speaker 10: these is real? A super slug When Nazis would sleep,
Speaker 10: he'd crawl over them with radioactive.
Speaker 5: Slime fifteen years. This is going to hurt so bad.
Speaker 10: B Red Bee who fought Nazis using a swarm of
Speaker 10: trained bees. Or c Lady Laughter, who disarmed Nazi officers
Speaker 10: by hypnotizing them to laugh uncontrollably. We got super slug,
Speaker 10: Red be or Lady Laughter.
Speaker 5: You could kind of see the lady laughter because Germans
Speaker 5: in the sense of humor thing you actually make.
Speaker 6: Some laugh for the first time.
Speaker 10: This feels good.
Speaker 6: It is kind of delightful. Let's just laughfu right, Let's
Speaker 6: stop this silly.
Speaker 9: The red Bee really legit to me because especially like
Speaker 9: the color red.
Speaker 6: It's like a bold fight.
Speaker 9: It could be anything to do with flag colors for
Speaker 9: a country, or.
Speaker 4: I mean, I think the lady laughter just because of
Speaker 4: how ridiculous it is.
Speaker 6: What was the first one?
Speaker 10: Super Slug Super that is Jake.
Speaker 4: By the way, don't you think don't Jake made that out?
Speaker 5: Absolutely, it makes sense why they would discontinue it after the.
Speaker 4: Ninet I want to bring it back. Yeah, could you
Speaker 4: imagine a Super Slug movie.
Speaker 5: It's seventeen hours long? All right.
Speaker 6: I think I'm just gonna go with the red.
Speaker 10: Bee, Jose said, red Bee that is yeah. The red
Speaker 10: Bee fought Nazis with a swarm of trained bees, and
Speaker 10: his favorite bee was named Michael, who lived in his
Speaker 10: belt buckle.
Speaker 6: Michael Jordan.
Speaker 5: Wow, So Alexis is going to be the only person
Speaker 5: who takes a shop today. She's gonna saying we are
Speaker 5: young by is it fun? F you whatever?
Speaker 4: That's it to.
Speaker 6: Yah five?
Speaker 1: As soon as I saw him stretched off, that.
Speaker 5: Would kill the Nazis.
Speaker 4: The whole song.
Speaker 5: That was you shot collar question of the.
Speaker 2: Day Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5: You guys know, when I go into the shop to
Speaker 5: get my hair, did I'm thinking half perm full perm.
Speaker 4: That's not natural curls three quartered.
Speaker 7: Perm natural curl.
Speaker 5: Last time I went in there, I told everyone I
Speaker 5: want the full Jeffrey, Oh that yes, it's an official
Speaker 5: hairstyle that you can request anywhere you go. And it's
Speaker 5: also an official lifestyle, is.
Speaker 4: What it consist of.
Speaker 5: I'm living it right now. Coming up, I'm not gonna
Speaker 5: give you the half Jeffrey, not the three quarter. I'm
Speaker 5: giving you the full Jeffrey again, all of me, what's
Speaker 5: in my body and what's in my brain. You're gonna
Speaker 5: feel it coming up in a brand new What's on
Speaker 5: Your Mind?
Speaker 4: I think I'd rather have the half Jose full.
Speaker 5: Jeffrey for everyone. I found that being naked in public
Speaker 5: is only acceptable if there's water nearby. And that's why
Speaker 5: I just filled this cup up with H two O
Speaker 5: for a bonky edition of What's on Your Mind. We're
Speaker 5: gonna start the unbuttoning with Brooks brook What's on your Mind.
Speaker 4: It's gonna be quick and we're an overall.
Speaker 8: Gosh, we have reached the pinnacle of my husband's humor.
Speaker 4: Oh okay, my husband is thanks. He's so funny and clever, clever.
Speaker 8: He got a debit card from the bank, personalized and
Speaker 8: he put his buddy's picture on it.
Speaker 6: His friend.
Speaker 4: Yes, it's his.
Speaker 12: College buddy's face on my husband's He's a debit card,
Speaker 12: and his little circle of dudes thinks it's.
Speaker 5: So funny, right, is that legal can put someone else's
Speaker 5: face on your debit card?
Speaker 13: Actually thought he get denied and he did it because
Speaker 13: they let you send it any.
Speaker 12: Picture you want to put on that, right, I want
Speaker 12: to get a book credit card?
Speaker 4: Fine? Funny, Yeah, it's humorous.
Speaker 2: Intel.
Speaker 8: Literally every transaction that we have had, he not only
Speaker 8: has to use the debit card, but he makes me
Speaker 8: use it and then videotapes films.
Speaker 12: It so he can send the video to his buddy.
Speaker 12: And you guys, it is the same reaction every time.
Speaker 8: There is not one cashier, not one server, not one
Speaker 8: drive up person who.
Speaker 4: Cares, and he is so disappointed. We're at the drive
Speaker 4: through the other day. He's like, use this again, okay.
Speaker 12: And so he starts filming on his phone and I
Speaker 12: give the card to the drive through guy.
Speaker 4: He hands it back to me and Michael's like, huh,
Speaker 4: did you see what was on it?
Speaker 14: And the kid, you know, he's like a nineteen year old,
Speaker 14: you know kid, He's like, oh what, and then the
Speaker 14: whole explanation and the guy goes that's cool, and Michael's
Speaker 14: like yeah, yeah, and then he.
Speaker 4: Sends the video out to all his friends.
Speaker 5: I think it's funny. I think he should open for
Speaker 5: Kevin Hart with just pass the cards out in the theater.
Speaker 4: I'm going to put you in the group chat. Yeah great,
Speaker 4: how funny it is.
Speaker 5: I'll laugh cry emoji at that one.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Well, what's been on your mind?
Speaker 6: Well?
Speaker 9: Recently I made an appearance on a soccer camp for
Speaker 9: Jordan Morris, who's a big soccer player, on a free
Speaker 9: camp for kids, and it was so cool to be
Speaker 9: a part of it. I went to the camp for
Speaker 9: a couple hours. I five some kids, met a lot
Speaker 9: of fans Jeffrey in the morning. So shout out to
Speaker 9: all the kids that I met after the soccer After
Speaker 9: the soccer camp, hours later, I'm at home and.
Speaker 6: I get a notification that I match with someone on Tinder.
Speaker 5: So I'm just like, okay, cool.
Speaker 6: So I'm be asking, hey, who are you?
Speaker 9: I'm whatever, And this is like within two minutes of
Speaker 9: our conversation, and the girl goes, did you do.
Speaker 5: Anything fun today?
Speaker 6: And I'm like, yeah, I went to a kid's soccer camp.
Speaker 6: She's like why.
Speaker 9: I was like, you know, just take pictures with kids.
Speaker 4: You guys.
Speaker 9: And she goes, wait why and I go, oh, because
Speaker 9: I love kids. And then she goes, do you have
Speaker 9: any kids? And I saw them figured it out and
Speaker 9: I'm like, no, oh me, no, not myself, No, I
Speaker 9: do love kids, have any kids?
Speaker 15: Yeah?
Speaker 6: And I like everything.
Speaker 4: She's asking like are you a soccer coach?
Speaker 6: I'm like something, I hope to have kids, but just
Speaker 6: you know what.
Speaker 9: Anyway, at that point I did realize, wait, she hasn't
Speaker 9: asked who I am, what do I.
Speaker 6: Do for why? So then I'm trying to be like no, no, no,
Speaker 6: wait the camp they asked me to come.
Speaker 4: Now you're over explaining to show.
Speaker 6: Up, but I knew like they told me to be there.
Speaker 4: So you blocked on Tinder now or is it?
Speaker 6: I'm sure I am.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that actually sounds about writing for Tinder though on far.
Speaker 5: Lexus, what's been on your mind?
Speaker 1: So my little brother visited me. He's thirteen and actually
Speaker 1: come to a soccer game while he.
Speaker 5: Was in town, and oh was he at the camp with?
Speaker 4: I kept that so this is.
Speaker 3: My cool sister moment. Okay, he's in like a jersey.
Speaker 3: I bought him well, like pretty good seats. He's pretty
Speaker 3: excited about that. Yeah, and it's a good game and
Speaker 3: everything going great. He's so happy, and then you know,
Speaker 3: at the end, I kind of like rush him out
Speaker 3: of there because I want to go get ice cream.
Speaker 3: And I'm like, Oka, let's go to this place. I
Speaker 3: want to show you.
Speaker 1: So we get up from our seats. We're at the
Speaker 1: top and we look down at our section and one
Speaker 1: of the players so it'd.
Speaker 3: Scored all the goals scheme is over at our section
Speaker 3: now while you guys are not there, so we're not there.
Speaker 3: Everybody else sitting which I don't know how I missed,
Speaker 3: and he's giving out his jersey to people in front
Speaker 3: of us. He's taking selfies with everybody, and everybody.
Speaker 1: In our section gets in a group selfie together with him.
Speaker 3: Except that's the moment I became the worst sister ever.
Speaker 4: And he blamed me for all of it.
Speaker 1: He said it's my fault.
Speaker 4: He didn't get to meet up.
Speaker 1: Because I wanted ice cream.
Speaker 5: Ice cream. By the way, it was close.
Speaker 6: Up the time closed out, so.
Speaker 1: Then I really yeah, he went home basically in tears
Speaker 1: because of me being the bad.
Speaker 4: I try good, try all right, what's on your mind?
Speaker 5: I really think there's a new type of rudeness in society.
Speaker 5: And it happened to me the other day.
Speaker 4: Okay, what is it?
Speaker 5: Because I was the officiant for my best friend's wedding
Speaker 5: down in Mexico, very cool ceremony was on a boat. Yeah,
Speaker 5: not to toot my own horn, but I kind of
Speaker 5: killed it.
Speaker 2: You.
Speaker 4: I mean, like, what's funny is you've already told us
Speaker 4: this multiple times. You're very proud, which is great. Are
Speaker 4: a hard thing to do.
Speaker 5: Honestly, the whole boat was crying. Crew members who didn't
Speaker 5: speak English were in tears.
Speaker 4: No, they know what you were saying.
Speaker 5: It was just the heartfeltness. And afterwards got a lot
Speaker 5: of compliments from the guests there, which was very humbling,
Speaker 5: very kind of them to say that. But at the
Speaker 5: same time, more than a few people were like, Jeff,
Speaker 5: that was incredible. Did chat GPT write.
Speaker 2: That for you?
Speaker 12: Like, you couldn't possibly have done that.
Speaker 5: You would have come up with that. It must have
Speaker 5: been a robot. It'd be like, look if someone came
Speaker 5: up to you and were like, oh my god, you
Speaker 5: have such beautiful children. Who's the biological movie? Yeah, four
Speaker 5: or five different people asked me that question. I was like, no,
Speaker 5: that that was me. It was from the hurt like
Speaker 5: that's my best friend. That's why I know.
Speaker 6: I didn't know you were AI And they just looked
Speaker 6: at me like.
Speaker 5: You're not that poetic.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 5: It's just like this job. Nobody gives me credit for
Speaker 5: anything I do on this show. Okay, there's probably people
Speaker 5: right now listening thinking, oh, sure, I bet this gripe
Speaker 5: isn't even original. Jeff And you know what, Producer Boy
Speaker 5: did come up with a little bit of it. That's
Speaker 5: the thing.
Speaker 7: The rest of it is all me.
Speaker 5: Okay, Yeah, don't be rude, don't have to chat. GBT
Speaker 5: did stuff for people anymore, even though it may even
Speaker 5: though it did happen not in the speech.
Speaker 10: Yeah, I swear it was me.
Speaker 5: Text in seven, eight, five, nine two tell us what's
Speaker 5: been on your it's Brook and Jeffrey.
Speaker 2: In the morning, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5: In a lot of texts in seventy five to nine
Speaker 5: to two from people who are telling us what's been
Speaker 5: on their minds because we just shared what's on ours.
Speaker 5: This one says, just want to tell the ladies. I
Speaker 5: genuinely look forward to the today verse. Back in the
Speaker 5: Day segment on your podcast.
Speaker 8: Yeah, we do a podcast exclusive. If you guys want
Speaker 8: to subscribe, it goes up. The exclusive one goes up
Speaker 8: every Saturday.
Speaker 5: Jose's on that segment too, kind of.
Speaker 13: Yes, he's an accessory, but he's a cute accessory.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're welcome.
Speaker 5: Yeah. The text says I applied for a promotion yesterday
Speaker 5: and I hope they offer it to me so I
Speaker 5: can turn them down and quit and step.
Speaker 4: That would be so that is diabolical.
Speaker 6: You know.
Speaker 5: This one says you guys are hilarious and make my
Speaker 5: morning every day, and that even includes you. Brook.
Speaker 4: Oh, I don't know. Thank you. Subscribe to the podcast
Speaker 4: anywhere you get your podcasts.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Brook and Jeffrey keep for text coming in seven eight,
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Speaker 2: Two Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5: I had a pretty embarrassing moment happened to me today
Speaker 5: before the show at around five am. This is true.
Speaker 5: I accidentally sent my GPS location to the show's group
Speaker 5: tech story.
Speaker 6: Yeah really did.
Speaker 5: I don't even know how I did that.
Speaker 4: You're an old man at heart.
Speaker 5: But Jose thought that I might be in danger I
Speaker 5: did so he actually drove out to the location just
Speaker 5: in case I maybe needed some help.
Speaker 6: Yeah right, Yeah, well I wish he.
Speaker 5: Didn't, because imagine my surprise when he showed up at
Speaker 5: the dumpster behind the abandoned J. C. Penny and saw me.
Speaker 5: I don't want to talk about what I was doing
Speaker 5: or who I was doing it with, but my aquaman
Speaker 5: costume was definitely ruined, so I was caught. You're not
Speaker 5: read handed, but read something else.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's a bit uncomfortable.
Speaker 5: It's still, though, not as embarrassing as the stories you're
Speaker 5: about to hear from our listeners when they caught their
Speaker 5: exes in compromising positions. Wow, maybe we'll hear about some
Speaker 5: aquaman costumes that got ruined in a Boran new edition
Speaker 5: of Busted coming up at seven.
Speaker 2: Texts sneaky husbands, two timing, live live.
Speaker 7: Bad boyfriends, and even worse girlfriends.
Speaker 5: They thought they could get away with that.
Speaker 6: But now they're about.
Speaker 5: To get busted. If you get abducted by aliens and
Speaker 5: you give them consent to probe you when you get back,
Speaker 5: do you have to tell your girlfriend what happened?
Speaker 2: Wow? Yes?
Speaker 5: Do you keep it on the DL and let her
Speaker 5: slowly get suspicious till she goes through your phone and
Speaker 5: finds the two am text from your Martian pals asking
Speaker 5: if you're down to Disney Plus and probe.
Speaker 8: Even other galaxies do the two am drunk text.
Speaker 5: That's the rolls, and that's how you end up on
Speaker 5: this segment Busted. We've got a few listeners ready to
Speaker 5: share how they caught their exes being unfaithful. We're gonna
Speaker 5: start with Heather, tell us how you busted your significant other.
Speaker 16: Okay, so I go home to my apartment and elevator
Speaker 16: was broken and I live on the tenth floor.
Speaker 4: Oh no, that's a long haul.
Speaker 16: It really was. So I took the stairs, but if
Speaker 16: the sixth floor was pretty tired, and I had a
Speaker 16: few more flights obviously, so you know, I was like,
Speaker 16: I'm going to try the elevator again. The alarm go
Speaker 16: off inside.
Speaker 5: There was an alarm going off inside of the elevator
Speaker 5: or inside the.
Speaker 16: Stairwell inside like the elevator like you know, people can
Speaker 16: pull stop elevators.
Speaker 4: Oh okay, like the emergency stop.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 8: That My kids always want to push like they put
Speaker 8: it at the lowest of all the buttons.
Speaker 4: It's so when you have small children to.
Speaker 5: Be able to reach it in case there's an emergency.
Speaker 4: Push it every time we get in. Jeffrey's really embarrassing.
Speaker 5: The alarm going off in the elevator shaft.
Speaker 13: Yeah, so I.
Speaker 16: Yell, is everybody okay?
Speaker 11: And then the alarm.
Speaker 16: Stops and the doors open. Yeah, and there's my boyfriend
Speaker 16: and the neighbor buttoning up her shirt.
Speaker 5: Ann Brooks kid is in the elevator.
Speaker 8: He must have been doing Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah, did he say anything?
Speaker 16: Well, I was like, what the heck? And he said
Speaker 16: that they were trapped in there. What else were they
Speaker 16: supposed to do?
Speaker 4: And then when your life flashes before.
Speaker 6: Your eyes, I don't use that on everything. Next time
Speaker 6: I fl salaten, I'm gonna look at the girl next
Speaker 6: to me. Well, what are we supposed to do?
Speaker 5: Yeah, let's go to Gary. Tell us how you busted
Speaker 5: your significant other.
Speaker 15: Yeah, so my girlfriend randomly got to bird watching.
Speaker 5: Oh oh that's a good woman, right, Yeah, Jeffy loves
Speaker 5: although she's on the busted segment, so maybe not.
Speaker 4: Yeah exactly is it the start of something?
Speaker 15: Yeah? So you know, she was always walking around with
Speaker 15: binoculars in the house, and you know, randomly one day
Speaker 15: she went to the restroom and uh, I don't know,
Speaker 15: some made me grab the monocolars to see what she
Speaker 15: was looking at.
Speaker 4: Yeah, for sure, i'd be curious, you know what I mean.
Speaker 15: So I saw a guy in an apartment across the
Speaker 15: way doing a weird hand motion. Whoa he yeah, like
Speaker 15: panicked waving.
Speaker 6: Oh maybe he's like, oh there's a really cool bird.
Speaker 4: Yeah her bird, buddy.
Speaker 15: Yeah. I kind of freaked out and uh ran across
Speaker 15: the street to go help.
Speaker 6: So nice because of his gestures, it looked like it was.
Speaker 4: Like most people be like that guy's doing something.
Speaker 6: This guy across the way.
Speaker 5: He went over to see if he was okay.
Speaker 15: Yeah. So I knock on the door and the shirtless
Speaker 15: guy opens it and I see an entire room behind
Speaker 15: him set up with candles.
Speaker 8: Oh oh wow, fire over here.
Speaker 6: I got a whole room ready for it.
Speaker 5: Did he say anything?
Speaker 15: So this is the bad part. He told me he
Speaker 15: was expecting my female roommate to come over.
Speaker 5: Oh no, he didn't know you were together with.
Speaker 13: Him.
Speaker 8: That that was I hope you showed her what foreign
Speaker 8: You two had a lovely romantic.
Speaker 5: Yeah no, that didn't happen. We got time for one more.
Speaker 5: Let's hear from Erica. Tell us how you busted your
Speaker 5: significant other.
Speaker 4: Oh boy, Oh okay, it's a good one.
Speaker 7: Huh.
Speaker 11: So my boyfriend had been looking for a new job.
Speaker 17: Okay, literally, he's been going almost weekly to job fairs
Speaker 17: and he's still finding.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's hard out there, I heard right now.
Speaker 8: Yeah, you know, I have friends that are on the
Speaker 8: hunt and like they can't find anything.
Speaker 6: Do you want to like go in and work nine
Speaker 6: to five?
Speaker 4: Yeah, forty hours a week.
Speaker 5: I've been on Monster a lot out there for me.
Speaker 6: You're looking for another job.
Speaker 5: Back to Erica.
Speaker 4: You had no qualifications.
Speaker 5: It is tough. Anyway.
Speaker 17: One night he told me he was going to go
Speaker 17: to this like evening event at a local college.
Speaker 4: Okay, so of course that is supportive.
Speaker 17: But then he left and I thought maybe i'd show
Speaker 17: up and kind of scope it out with him.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, like.
Speaker 8: Maybe he could do some help funding or you know,
Speaker 8: he's not having a good time doing it for sure.
Speaker 17: Yeah, I'm trying to be a supportive girlfriend. So I
Speaker 17: arrived and of course there's a ton of people. But
Speaker 17: it wasn't for there, Okay, it was. I mean it's
Speaker 17: for a sorority speed dating event.
Speaker 4: A sorority speed dating what a dream?
Speaker 5: I mean, that's a different type of job, but they type.
Speaker 17: Of yeah, And like I thought to myself, like maybe
Speaker 17: it's in another room or something like shouting around, and
Speaker 17: I see him in the thick of it.
Speaker 5: Oh my god.
Speaker 13: And the saddest part is like he's not actually even cheating,
Speaker 13: He's just trying to cheat and still failing at it.
Speaker 6: Oh no, what you do?
Speaker 17: I was gonna say he wasn't getting a job, so
Speaker 17: immediately I was like getting frustrated, to be perfectly honest
Speaker 17: with you, so I was already going to break up
Speaker 17: with him.
Speaker 5: It's a sorority girl's problem.
Speaker 4: Now.
Speaker 5: The hit of our text board seven eighty five nine too.
Speaker 5: If you have a funny story about how you caught
Speaker 5: your ex cheating, you could be on the next edition
Speaker 5: of Busted. We got your phone tab coming up next.
Speaker 2: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5: Today, we call the owner of a fro Yo show
Speaker 5: up and she's a very hands on type a personality,
Speaker 5: always there making all the decisions on flavors, hiring, firing.
Speaker 13: I didn't know if Royo shops could be so stressful
Speaker 13: with this lady.
Speaker 5: Apparently that's the case, except for last Tuesday. She was
Speaker 5: sick and hasn't been back to the store since then,
Speaker 5: which makes it the perfect time to prank her with
Speaker 5: the brand new hire that she did not approve. His
Speaker 5: name is Jojo. You're going to meet him in your
Speaker 5: phone town right now.
Speaker 6: Hello, Hey, Elizabeth, this is Jojo. I'm so sorry.
Speaker 11: I'm sorry.
Speaker 6: Your new employee froyo, Jojo fro Yo.
Speaker 11: I don't have an employee by that name.
Speaker 15: Are you sure you.
Speaker 11: Had the right number?
Speaker 6: Okay, you're funny. I miss you. I haven't met you yet,
Speaker 6: and I miss you.
Speaker 11: Who are you?
Speaker 6: You know?
Speaker 5: Jojo?
Speaker 6: Sorry?
Speaker 9: I laughed when I'm nervous, but I guess you were
Speaker 9: sick a few days ago.
Speaker 6: So Francine interviewed me.
Speaker 11: Francine interviewed you know, I'm the one who does all
Speaker 11: the interviewing of new employees, and Francine did it.
Speaker 6: Oh, by the way, are you feeling better?
Speaker 11: Yeah, I'm feeling better, But I really don't know what's
Speaker 11: going on. What is this call about?
Speaker 9: Well, Francine she needed a beach day, so she gave
Speaker 9: me the job on the spot.
Speaker 6: And now I'm your new employee. What But those were
Speaker 6: happier times. Today I got in trouble.
Speaker 11: Wait what what kind of trouble.
Speaker 9: Well, I was working because I'm a good employee.
Speaker 11: So you were at the store by yourself. Scene was
Speaker 11: with you friend, Scene.
Speaker 6: Was at the beach. Remember I already told you that
Speaker 6: she needed a.
Speaker 11: Beach day, so she left you at the store alone.
Speaker 6: Yeah. She's really nice, very trusting.
Speaker 11: She never called me to tell me that she was
Speaker 11: taking the day off.
Speaker 9: Yeah, I don't think she wanted you to know, now
Speaker 9: that I think about it.
Speaker 11: Okay, prase just get to the point. What happened.
Speaker 6: Well, started out being kind of a slow day, and
Speaker 6: then miss kid comes in with his friends, and you know,
Speaker 6: you know how kids.
Speaker 11: Are these days, right, I'm waiting for you to tell
Speaker 11: me something. What happened?
Speaker 9: So his friends are messing around at the Toppings bar
Speaker 9: and they are taking way too many gummy bears, but
Speaker 9: they're just.
Speaker 11: Eating them at the bar, or not putting them on
Speaker 11: the yogurt.
Speaker 6: No, they weren't using spoons. I just thought it was
Speaker 6: too much.
Speaker 10: What.
Speaker 11: Yeah, you let them put whatever they want on top
Speaker 11: of the froyo.
Speaker 6: In my mind, there's like a four gummy limit.
Speaker 9: Right, No, no, no, oh, I'm sorry, That's what I
Speaker 9: was thinking at the time.
Speaker 6: So I come up from behind, and I said.
Speaker 18: Hey, what are you doing little piggies?
Speaker 11: Are you kidding me?
Speaker 6: No, it's pretty good right the voice that I did.
Speaker 11: No, when you are alienating my customers, what the hell
Speaker 11: you're doing.
Speaker 6: I'm not alienating. I gave one of them a wet lillie.
Speaker 6: It's funny. I never alienated them. I didn't think of that.
Speaker 5: Whatever that was.
Speaker 11: It's not funny. Look, okay, what did you say your
Speaker 11: name was?
Speaker 6: My name is Jojo. How are you forgetting Jojo frowt? Y'all?
Speaker 11: Jojo? You're fired? You are fired, bother coming into work.
Speaker 6: I'm not fired, I'm arrested.
Speaker 2: What.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 9: One of the moms freaked out when she saw me
Speaker 9: get my fingy wet and put it in the kid's ear.
Speaker 6: Apparently he's like six.
Speaker 11: Wait, you take a joke, here's old. You just told
Speaker 11: me they were teenagers.
Speaker 6: I mean they were they were big six year olds.
Speaker 11: Do you know that I could be sued over this
Speaker 11: and lose my business?
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's actually what the mom said.
Speaker 11: Oh my god, hey.
Speaker 6: You have nothing to worry about, silly, I'm innocent.
Speaker 11: Here you are if you put your finger in a
Speaker 11: six year old?
Speaker 6: Yeah, I did, and there's video. I think that's the problem.
Speaker 9: The cops have the video, and then they gave a
Speaker 9: copy to the mom, and the mom saw me.
Speaker 6: You stick my wet fingy and the kids here and.
Speaker 11: Stop talking. I've got to figure this out. Oh my god, I.
Speaker 6: Was wondering can I leave early on Friday?
Speaker 10: My sister was tired.
Speaker 11: Oh no, you may not leave early because you are fired.
Speaker 6: Well, if I'm fired, then are you phone tapped?
Speaker 11: What the hell are you talking about? You idiots like
Speaker 11: Jojo and Froyo?
Speaker 6: Your phone tap? Your phone fired? I guess it doesn't
Speaker 6: go well. But this is all I said. Up, But
Speaker 6: none of this is real.
Speaker 11: This is real.
Speaker 6: My name's jose from the radio show Brook and Jeffrey
Speaker 6: in the Morning. This is a prank.
Speaker 11: Are you getting this is a prank?
Speaker 2: Phone column?
Speaker 9: Yes, your employee friends scene wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 11: Oh. I was sitting here like absolutely paralyzed.
Speaker 6: Well you didn't think that Willie thing was funny? You're silly, Elizabeth.
Speaker 10: I can't believe.
Speaker 11: I believe that it's the dumbest thing ever.
Speaker 2: Wake up every morning, weekday Morning Brook and Jeffrey in
Speaker 2: the Morning.
Speaker 5: It can be so frustrating when you're starting to date
Speaker 5: someone that you're really into and you're trying to show
Speaker 5: them that you're excited to hang out. Yeah, without coming
Speaker 5: off to eager and clinging. Though, that's like a fine line,
Speaker 5: Like apparently it's okay to send them a text saying, Hey,
Speaker 5: I had a great time with you. You're so cool,
Speaker 5: I can't wait to see you again.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that sounds nice, sounds great.
Speaker 15: Really.
Speaker 5: Oh but when I write that same exact message and
Speaker 5: lipstick on their bathroom mirror, when technically I've never been
Speaker 5: quote lettened to their house before, Suddenly I've gone too far.
Speaker 4: It is very confusing. Yeah, yeah, it's very confusing to
Speaker 4: sleep again.
Speaker 5: Well, I thought was romantic. But one of our listeners
Speaker 5: was trying to walk that fine line at the end
Speaker 5: of her date to show a guy that she liked him.
Speaker 4: Was she confused to.
Speaker 5: She pulled a move that maybe went a little bit
Speaker 5: too far. You're going to hear it in your brand
Speaker 5: new second date update, Next second date updated. Making a
Speaker 5: friendly bet during a first date it could be a
Speaker 5: good move.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's kind of.
Speaker 5: Flirty a little bit, have a little excitement to the night, like,
Speaker 5: for example, beer chugging contest. Loser has to do the
Speaker 5: other person's taxes for the next five years.
Speaker 7: Ready go, you suck at chugging beer.
Speaker 5: That was okay, here's my W four and a list
Speaker 5: of my assets, so if you can follow those, buy tomorrow.
Speaker 6: They're already overdue.
Speaker 5: That not working for you, Brooke.
Speaker 4: This was weir W two W four good good thing.
Speaker 5: You know how to do it because I certainly don't.
Speaker 5: But one of our listeners had a friendly wager going
Speaker 5: during her first date and apparently didn't go quite the
Speaker 5: way she planned. So let's talk to Tricia about it. Tricia,
Speaker 5: welcome to the show.
Speaker 19: Hi, thank you.
Speaker 4: You owe more to the I R S than you
Speaker 4: expected to.
Speaker 6: Is that what happened?
Speaker 19: Not exactly?
Speaker 4: Okay, No, you.
Speaker 5: Didn't do the tax bat thing.
Speaker 19: I'm guessing No, I didn't.
Speaker 5: Look now he's not calling you back?
Speaker 4: Who is it? Who did you go out with?
Speaker 2: So?
Speaker 19: I met this guy named Gino, you know, and we
Speaker 19: met online and he really seems like very kind of happy.
Speaker 19: He's like a very chill guy.
Speaker 4: Okay, those are good qualities in a person.
Speaker 19: Yeah, he's super cute. So I was like, why not? So, like,
Speaker 19: I know by his profile that he's like a sporty guy,
Speaker 19: and I'm pretty sporty myself. Okay, so I thought we
Speaker 19: would do a game of pickup basketball.
Speaker 4: Oh okay, that's a great day.
Speaker 6: Thought you'd go to a game, not be in a game.
Speaker 6: That doesn't sound as fun.
Speaker 5: But that's not like a sporty thing to do. Watching
Speaker 5: sports is not an athletic thing.
Speaker 4: But that's not athletic.
Speaker 6: Because I thought I was because I've watched so many sports.
Speaker 4: I mean, that doesn't get on my.
Speaker 5: Couch down in two plates of nachos and under twenty seconds?
Speaker 5: Is that it is kind of athletics competitive food. But
Speaker 5: I don't think that's what Tricia had in mind. Okay,
Speaker 5: so you guys wanted to do something sporty. What was
Speaker 5: your bet?
Speaker 19: So the loser had to buy the drinks?
Speaker 2: Cute?
Speaker 8: Okay, it's good to play basketball before drinking.
Speaker 5: Yeah, probably don't want to do that the other way around.
Speaker 4: I mean, you could make it it's tummy cramp.
Speaker 5: Okay, So, uh who won?
Speaker 19: Well he was pretty good and I'm not bad at all,
Speaker 19: so it was close. But I guess he just called
Speaker 19: it a tie because when I made the last shot,
Speaker 19: it hit the rim, and when he turned around to
Speaker 19: make the rebound, it hit him in the nose.
Speaker 4: Oh did it bleed?
Speaker 19: No, but it looks like it hurt.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so his pride is hurt. He has it like
Speaker 4: really dominated the game. And then he just got an awie.
Speaker 19: Yeah he had an alley. And then but he bought
Speaker 19: drinks anyhow, Okay, hit him.
Speaker 5: In the face with the ball.
Speaker 19: You didn't pay for the did do it purposely? Hit
Speaker 19: the rim? Wasn't my fock?
Speaker 8: And she didn't lose Jeffrey Okay, she's a stickler for
Speaker 8: the rules.
Speaker 4: Bet Yeah, okay.
Speaker 5: Do the drinks go?
Speaker 6: Good?
Speaker 19: Drinks were great. We had like really good conversation too.
Speaker 4: Okay, this all sounds so good.
Speaker 6: Ven when you're getting here, it doesn't sound that bad.
Speaker 4: What is there any bad things that happened?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 19: I mean he was talking about like what is looking
Speaker 19: for in a relationship and how he wants an active person,
Speaker 19: which is awesome because I do too. And he talks
Speaker 19: a little bit about, uh he loves fantasy football, which
Speaker 19: I don't understand at all, but whatever, okay, okay, And
Speaker 19: then he talked about like how he had a big
Speaker 19: party for his family for their anniversary for his parents.
Speaker 4: Oh that's cute.
Speaker 19: And there's like fifty people, so like he's really family oriented,
Speaker 19: which I thought was great.
Speaker 13: Okay, sorry, yeah, this is all cute.
Speaker 5: How did you end that date?
Speaker 2: So?
Speaker 19: I kissed him on my car?
Speaker 5: Oh you appreciated the kiss I did?
Speaker 4: Yeah, kiss his nose, so it felt better.
Speaker 6: Did you kiss him on the mouth?
Speaker 19: O that I kiss him on Okay, Well it was great.
Speaker 19: And then I went to get my car and he's
Speaker 19: walking towards his car, So then I figured I was
Speaker 19: going to try and be really cute. And then I
Speaker 19: ran up to him by his car and I gave
Speaker 19: him another kiss.
Speaker 4: Oh wow, what did you be so excited?
Speaker 7: If you were a guy, i'd love that.
Speaker 4: I don't know you're saying, no.
Speaker 5: Jeffery, is there any chance that maybe he thought you
Speaker 5: were going to attack him and try and knock him
Speaker 5: down again to finish the job. No, No, I'm just kidding.
Speaker 5: I mean all that sounds okayises.
Speaker 4: Rather than one, it sounds really romantic.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: How's the conversation been after the date? Or has there
Speaker 5: been conversation?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 19: Like, I've texted him like quite a few times and
Speaker 19: he does respond. But it's like spotty, so like he'll
Speaker 19: do on like every three texts or something, So that
Speaker 19: kind of makes me feel like, oh, maybe I did
Speaker 19: something wrong.
Speaker 5: Any texting from the same number every time?
Speaker 8: Yes, okay, I mean from the same three Burder phones
Speaker 8: that she has.
Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, she seems like to do the sneak attack things.
Speaker 4: So do you have any ideas?
Speaker 19: I have no clue. Did he not like me kissing him?
Speaker 19: Is he like afraid because of the ball mies? I'm
Speaker 19: not sure what's going on. Like it's been a few
Speaker 19: weeks now too, so.
Speaker 5: Sometimes a woman can seem a little bit too overeager
Speaker 5: with things too.
Speaker 16: Maybe I walk forward.
Speaker 19: I don't know.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I love an eager woman.
Speaker 5: Do But all right, well, we'll come back. We'll call
Speaker 5: Geno for you, and we'll try not to like sneak
Speaker 5: attack him too much, but we'll politely ask if he's
Speaker 5: willing to see you another time and try and get
Speaker 5: your second date update right after this. Okay, okay, second
Speaker 5: date update.
Speaker 18: Out in the parking lots, so dumb ducking between cars,
Speaker 18: applying her blueberry lip bombluberry, watching, waiting for her moment
Speaker 18: okay to run up and strike it.
Speaker 5: Hurts. Her name is Tricia.
Speaker 18: She is the notorious south Side surprise smoocher.
Speaker 4: Oh why did that guy get sick? I thought her
Speaker 4: date liked it.
Speaker 5: Not to be fair, it was her second kiss something
Speaker 5: night with Gino, and she was just trying to be
Speaker 5: cute and flirty about it.
Speaker 4: But puke sound for her.
Speaker 5: The sneak kiss may have scared him away to the
Speaker 5: point where he's avoiding her now.
Speaker 4: If she was talking behind her, maybe.
Speaker 8: Maybe he's just waiting for her to surprise him again
Speaker 8: and she hasn't done it.
Speaker 19: I can really hope that it wasn't the second kiss.
Speaker 19: I mean, that's insane.
Speaker 5: Okay, let's call Gino and try and get some answers
Speaker 5: from him. Maybe it's just a big misunderstanding.
Speaker 8: Okay, okay, Maybe he's a way on business or something.
Speaker 8: Hasn't told you.
Speaker 5: Getting his nose reconstructed after you shattered it into a
Speaker 5: little piece.
Speaker 4: Of rhyl, I've heard takes a while.
Speaker 5: So maybe he's just trying to get himself pretty again
Speaker 5: for you. Let's see what he asked. Here we go. Hello, Hey,
Speaker 5: is this Gino?
Speaker 15: Yes? This is Geno.
Speaker 19: Man who was calling.
Speaker 8: Doesn't sound no, We're we're.
Speaker 5: We're radio show man. We're uh called it's called Brooke
Speaker 5: and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 20: Oh, that's I mean, I've heard of you guys.
Speaker 19: That's kind of cool.
Speaker 5: I think it's cool that you've heard of us. We're
Speaker 5: doing something on our show called a second Date update.
Speaker 5: You know that.
Speaker 15: No, Yeah, I mean i've heard of that.
Speaker 20: I didn't Okay, I didn't actually think that happened. That's
Speaker 20: kind of.
Speaker 5: Yeah a lot. You're the lucky guy that we're calling
Speaker 5: today because you recently went out with somebody named Tricia.
Speaker 20: Oh.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was kind of a minute ago, right, like
Speaker 4: a couple of weeks ago.
Speaker 20: Yeah, it's been two and a half week.
Speaker 5: Okay, So you're one of those guys who likes to
Speaker 5: just take it slow.
Speaker 19: Oh I guess.
Speaker 20: I mean what you guys are asking about how the
Speaker 20: date went.
Speaker 5: Or well, it's just like you just give us a nutshell,
Speaker 5: like your take on that date big picture. Yeah, I mean,
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 20: I got hit in the face with a like a basketball,
Speaker 20: But I.
Speaker 4: Was that good for you?
Speaker 20: No?
Speaker 4: Was it embarrassing? I thought it was embarrassing.
Speaker 15: I mean, I gotta say that.
Speaker 20: The reason I'm not reaching out is because of like
Speaker 20: not the date, but because of like some of her
Speaker 20: tech after they gave me some red flags.
Speaker 5: Oh, we didn't hear about any of the texts that
Speaker 5: you had. She just said you guys were kind of
Speaker 5: in spotty communication and you weren't responding to her.
Speaker 4: Would she say was it clingy or something?
Speaker 5: Uh?
Speaker 20: You could say that? Like after I got home later
Speaker 20: that night, I got like a one sentence text that said,
Speaker 20: what's the best case scenario for USO?
Speaker 5: Yeah, relationship? Yeah?
Speaker 20: And I was like, how do I answer this? I
Speaker 20: I literally was like football in the face and more drinks.
Speaker 8: That you said, that's pretty funny.
Speaker 4: That's a fantastic response.
Speaker 20: I was like, Okay, maybe she's drunk or something, and
Speaker 20: that was that okay.
Speaker 4: But that's funny. But there was more than just that.
Speaker 20: The thing is, the next day she texted me it
Speaker 20: was like, if we got married someday, would you consider
Speaker 20: ditching your fantasy football league to spend time with me?
Speaker 5: It was something like that, and the media answers, no,
Speaker 5: alexis a question right?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 5: After her first date.
Speaker 1: I mean, it gives you a good gauge.
Speaker 4: I guess.
Speaker 10: Nice.
Speaker 4: Would she try to be funny?
Speaker 11: I don't know.
Speaker 20: That was two serious questions, Like, that's a big picture question,
Speaker 20: that's two in a row.
Speaker 5: How did you respond to that one?
Speaker 8: I totally ditched my friends in my interest just for you.
Speaker 20: You know, I just got to a point where I thought, Okay,
Speaker 20: this is just a lot off of one date. I
Speaker 20: I don't want to be planning out my future with
Speaker 20: this person.
Speaker 4: Anybody.
Speaker 5: Doesn't sound like you asked her any deep introspective questions
Speaker 5: about her life. And now is actually your chance, gino,
Speaker 5: because she's on the other line right now, waiting to
Speaker 5: tell you what she wants out of your future together.
Speaker 15: Cut.
Speaker 11: Oh great, so she planned this too.
Speaker 15: Of course she did.
Speaker 4: This doesn't make it less intense.
Speaker 6: Question is what would you do if I surprisingly put
Speaker 6: you on the radio?
Speaker 5: Patricia?
Speaker 19: You there, I'm here.
Speaker 5: You know you didn't mention any of those texts.
Speaker 19: That you sent to well, I didn't think that they
Speaker 19: were really like that important.
Speaker 7: Whoa so here?
Speaker 4: Hearing what he just said? Have you changed your mind
Speaker 4: about that?
Speaker 19: Its mom issue? It's like, I would like to know
Speaker 19: I am a planner.
Speaker 5: I could understand you wanting to like plan out your
Speaker 5: week or your month than you planning out your entire
Speaker 5: rest of your life. That's a lot to ask a
Speaker 5: guy after one day.
Speaker 19: No, we're not getting any younger. And my deal is,
Speaker 19: I'm not even going to bother wasting a minute if
Speaker 19: he's not going to tell me honestly what's going on
Speaker 19: with us, or I'm not going to waste a minute
Speaker 19: if he's gonna be like, no, I'm totally keeping my
Speaker 19: fantasy football and then I lose them like every Friday night. No,
Speaker 19: I don't think so.
Speaker 6: It's actually really on Friday.
Speaker 4: It is give up his stuff for you, Ginah.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we don't know that. Gino, are you willing to
Speaker 5: give up your stuff?
Speaker 20: I mean, like I said, this is one day, Like
Speaker 20: I have to go on a few more dates, Like
Speaker 20: you can't.
Speaker 15: You can't just corner someone like that.
Speaker 5: I don't think anybody's gonna.
Speaker 19: That could have been your answer to the first question
Speaker 19: I asked you, what's the best case, Maria? Okay, maybe yeah,
Speaker 19: let's go out a few more times.
Speaker 16: Okay.
Speaker 19: Maybe that wouldn't have led me to the next question.
Speaker 19: You're thinking me, I'm kind of the psycho or something.
Speaker 15: Okay, but I don't think you're psycho.
Speaker 20: I just I just want I did remember another thing
Speaker 20: you asked, which is, would your parents ever let us
Speaker 20: stay in their house so we can say for our future?
Speaker 20: That was like another one.
Speaker 5: That's kind of a sweet little image.
Speaker 20: You haven't met my parents, and I haven't met her
Speaker 20: parents or anything.
Speaker 5: Well, yeah, because you're being selfish and you're keeping them
Speaker 5: all to yourself, you should spread the wealth of this
Speaker 5: wonderful family that you have.
Speaker 19: You also said you had fifty people in there, so
Speaker 19: it was big enough for all of us.
Speaker 4: Actually responded and it was okay.
Speaker 5: I didn't.
Speaker 20: I didn't respond.
Speaker 19: I already told you guys, and we talked about this.
Speaker 19: He told me about manniversary party for his parents where
Speaker 19: he had fifty people.
Speaker 1: I can move in with.
Speaker 5: I mean, she's a planner's for every bad case scenario
Speaker 5: that might play out.
Speaker 4: Tricia.
Speaker 8: It's just a little too much, you know. I know
Speaker 8: you want to know everything right now, but there's just
Speaker 8: no way to know.
Speaker 19: I made it this far in life with knowing everything,
Speaker 19: and I think I'm gonna be fine, you know what
Speaker 19: I mean, I'll be fine without him. But he could
Speaker 19: have just been honest and said, hey, a few more
Speaker 19: dates and I would have been like, Okay, and then
Speaker 19: I would have chilled out, but then it led me
Speaker 19: into this big spiral and wanting to know more and
Speaker 19: more and more.
Speaker 5: Gin know, we could just mooth this whole thing over
Speaker 5: if you're just willing to admit right now it was
Speaker 5: all your fault. Ahead, Yes, this is all my fault.
Speaker 5: Move forward. And since Tricia is such a planner, I
Speaker 5: would love to have her plan your next date, which
Speaker 5: we will pay for out of the generosity of our hearts?
Speaker 4: Are we asking, Gino, are you asking.
Speaker 5: To Well, actually, that's a good point, I do I
Speaker 5: should ask Tricia for permission. Tricia, is it okay if
Speaker 5: I co plan your next date with you?
Speaker 15: It is?
Speaker 19: It is fine with me for you to co plan.
Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, that you're still up for it. So, Gino,
Speaker 5: would you like to meet up with Tricia one more
Speaker 5: time on our bill? Your future bride wants to know?
Speaker 4: Oh oh oh wow.
Speaker 20: Yes, if we can just kind of take it a
Speaker 20: little slower what you're saying, yes, yeah, I mean, like
Speaker 20: I said, I had a fun time. I just if
Speaker 20: you're really serious about just moving really fast, that's not me.
Speaker 20: But if you're willing to just like go out and
Speaker 20: have fun, then I'm down to go out for another day.
Speaker 8: Yeah, but what we never heard was about that fantasy
Speaker 8: league willing to give it up.
Speaker 5: This is a good start to the communication, a little
Speaker 5: bit of honesty and transparency. It never happens on our show.
Speaker 5: I'm proud of us.
Speaker 1: If I like it, I don't.
Speaker 5: It just feel kind of But it's what you want?
Speaker 4: Is that okay with you? Tricia to move slower?
Speaker 19: Yeah, I promise I'll slow it down. I won't ask
Speaker 19: any future questions like about our children's names or anything.
Speaker 19: I will I will feel it in Yeah.
Speaker 4: Because you already have those planned out and he doesn't really.
Speaker 19: Yeah.
Speaker 20: Yeah, there we go again.
Speaker 5: Welcome to the rest of your life.
Speaker 2: Gino freaking Jeffrey in the morning, Brook.
Speaker 5: I'm just gonna ask, Okay, where do you see the
Speaker 5: show going?
Speaker 15: Ye?
Speaker 5: What's the best case scenario for us here?
Speaker 13: I feel like it's too soon to ask, and that
Speaker 13: makes me feel kind of uncomfortable.
Speaker 8: I mean, we've only been together for over a decade
Speaker 8: and I'm not ready for this level of commitment.
Speaker 5: Well, I'm scared because from what I just heard, I
Speaker 5: don't think we're heading to a very good place.
Speaker 4: They're going out again, Jeff.
Speaker 5: Exactly what Suddenly we have people on the phone communicating,
Speaker 5: listening to each other. That's taking a breath and respecting boundaries.
Speaker 4: Cross No, not very funny. I will say that.
Speaker 5: We need to get this train back on track.
Speaker 8: Okay, if your life is a wreck, that's who we
Speaker 8: need to have.
Speaker 5: If you want to scream cry at someone for taking
Speaker 5: a creuton off of your salad without asking first, you're
Speaker 5: just the type of person we need. Yeah, email the
Speaker 5: show and help us write this sinking ship. We'll call
Speaker 5: the person who isn't calling you.
Speaker 2: Back Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. And there's a
Speaker 5: new pull out update on the pole. I was allowed
Speaker 5: update big time update that asked over fifteen thousand people
Speaker 5: to weigh in on some common pet peeves. I'm not
Speaker 5: even gonna start with number one, someone driving under the
Speaker 5: speed limit in the fast lane, because ninety three percent
Speaker 5: say it's okay to get angry read them. Yes, absolutely,
Speaker 5: But what about when you're watching TV and the audio
Speaker 5: and video are off even a millisecond? Yeah, that's one percent.
Speaker 5: Do you think say it bugs them?
Speaker 8: Everyone who would it not buy it?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 4: You don't notice sometimes.
Speaker 8: Time.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's what I'm just gonna say.
Speaker 5: The answer is eighty nine percent say you should get on.
Speaker 8: Who are the eleven percent monsters out there that are
Speaker 8: okay with that.
Speaker 5: You must not notice?
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's awful.
Speaker 5: That's a pretty big one. Eighty two percent say it's
Speaker 5: a valid pet peeve when someone puts their shopping cart
Speaker 5: next to the cart return thing but not inside.
Speaker 2: Of it.
Speaker 6: Right there.
Speaker 5: And finally, when someone puts the toilet paper roll on
Speaker 5: the wrong way, whatever way you don't do it. What
Speaker 5: percentage of people say you're allowed to get angry?
Speaker 8: I okay, My husband every time puts it under and
Speaker 8: then he says he doesn't think about it.
Speaker 4: I'm like, if you don't think.
Speaker 14: About it, why is it the same way every time
Speaker 14: you do think about it, and you're doing it to
Speaker 14: slowly drive me crazy.
Speaker 5: Well, the answer to that, only forty five percent say
Speaker 5: that that's okay to get really upset.
Speaker 8: Because they're not women trying to find the top of
Speaker 8: the roll in the middle of the night when it's dark.
Speaker 9: Looks like we have no lights anyway.
Speaker 5: Laser stories speaking of pet peeves, hate that one. It's
Speaker 5: coming up next it's the radio segment that's coming out
Speaker 5: with the adult version of the kid's toy, the slinky.
Speaker 5: He calls it the pinky and it definitely goes down
Speaker 5: the stairs one step at a time.
Speaker 4: I don't want to.
Speaker 5: We'll do a live demonstration with Laser Stories the Fragment
Speaker 5: where we read weird news stories around the globe, just
Speaker 5: like everyone else does, except we've got a laser and
Speaker 5: there's other stinky pinkies. Just don't this first Laser Stories
Speaker 5: out of Nebraska. Not too long ago, local cops got
Speaker 5: a nine to one one call from a guy freaking out,
Speaker 5: and he called in to report that someone was driving
Speaker 5: the wrong direction down a highway.
Speaker 8: Would be so terrifying see headlights coming at.
Speaker 4: You in a freeway.
Speaker 5: He told the dispatcher that a truck going the wrong
Speaker 5: way almost ran him off the road. He also gave
Speaker 5: other important information before getting off the line. But it
Speaker 5: turned out the guy missed one minor detail, and that
Speaker 5: was it wasn't the truck, He was the one driving
Speaker 5: the wrong way.
Speaker 6: Wait a minute, he's like another one.
Speaker 5: Regardless, They sent a cop out to stop whoever it was,
Speaker 5: but when the officer eventually caught up with the wrong
Speaker 5: way car. The guy who called nine one one was
Speaker 5: sitting in the driver's seat.
Speaker 4: It's like all the signs are backwards. I can't read.
Speaker 5: Any of that. By that point, he'd realized his mistake
Speaker 5: and apologized, saying he must have just missed the exit,
Speaker 5: but the real reason was he'd been doing some drinking.
Speaker 5: He was arrested for going over the legal limit, So
Speaker 5: the call was like, I'm.
Speaker 9: Sure you guys got a hell, there's just crazy people
Speaker 9: all the road to.
Speaker 8: Nobody's on the phone while drinking and driving.
Speaker 4: He is so lucky that he's alive.
Speaker 5: A beat reporter covering the incident started his live shot
Speaker 5: by saying, that's a unique level of dumb right there.
Speaker 5: It is. Well, let's go to your next one. Out
Speaker 5: of China. The Great Wall is one of the seven
Speaker 5: Wonders of the World and also apparently really annoying for
Speaker 5: anyone who has to go around it to get to work.
Speaker 6: Think about that.
Speaker 4: Do they do not have holes? You can't like walk
Speaker 4: through overpass.
Speaker 5: You can't put a hole in a wall that's supposed
Speaker 5: to keep the invaders out.
Speaker 4: I've never been, but that would be It's really lost.
Speaker 6: Looks like where's the drop?
Speaker 5: I say that because two construction workers in the Shengxi
Speaker 5: province were tired of having to take hours out of
Speaker 5: their workday to get their excavator from one job site
Speaker 5: over to the other.
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, so.
Speaker 5: They just went ahead and dug a hole right through
Speaker 5: the great wall so that their machinery could slide through.
Speaker 6: Oh no, history, you're destroying.
Speaker 5: Police were called around four to twenty pm that same
Speaker 5: day after the big gap was found. Oh no, didn't
Speaker 5: take long for authorities to track down the criminals and
Speaker 5: their excavator.
Speaker 8: Why do I see tourists on top just falling into
Speaker 8: the hole?
Speaker 4: Yeah, continued Do you want money? Must go this way?
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 5: The part of the wall they dug through is believed
Speaker 5: to be built by the Ming dynasty in the sixteen hundreds,
Speaker 5: so that's actually relatively newer than some of the other
Speaker 5: areas of the wall that date back to two hundred
Speaker 5: and twenty b c.
Speaker 4: Oh so you just patch it up, you know, loreto project.
Speaker 5: Well. Now, unfortunately, the damage is irreversible, and the two
Speaker 5: construction workers now face criminal charges.
Speaker 4: Jump.
Speaker 6: Yeah, you are.
Speaker 5: However, some in the village on one side said they're
Speaker 5: secretly happy for the convenient shortcut, saying it cuts down
Speaker 5: commute times by hours. Should have done this years ago.
Speaker 4: Thanks Jim.
Speaker 5: Next Lazer story is out of the Future Headquarters. We've
Speaker 5: seen lots of negative reviews about AI, but I could
Speaker 5: maybe get on board with this one. Google just released
Speaker 5: a new artificial intelligence tool that can go to work
Speaker 5: meetings for you.
Speaker 6: Oh wow, game changer.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's gonna end up though. It's all AI in
Speaker 4: the meeting, nobody out there.
Speaker 5: It's called duet AI. They've been testing this for a
Speaker 5: while but just opened it up to everyone this week.
Speaker 5: Before you get too excited, it's only for virtual meetings. Okay,
Speaker 5: you can't trick your boss into thinking you're there at
Speaker 5: the office. They still know you're not.
Speaker 4: It's a robot with a blonde wig that's not you.
Speaker 5: But it will join the meeting on your behalf and
Speaker 5: deliver any important info that you need people to know,
Speaker 5: and recap the meeting for you later on if you
Speaker 5: choose to hear about it.
Speaker 4: That's amazing if.
Speaker 5: You ever do decide to show up for one again.
Speaker 5: There's also a take notes feature, so at least you
Speaker 5: won't really have to pay attention anymore. It'll just take
Speaker 5: notes for you while you zone out.
Speaker 8: I mean, we all have those friends that their job
Speaker 8: is literally only going to meetings.
Speaker 4: I'm like, what else do you do?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Sadly, corporate will need to be on board in order
Speaker 5: for you to use this. It runs within Google workspace,
Speaker 5: so you can't just plug it into your zoom and
Speaker 5: go back to bed. Yeah, it's not gonna okay that No,
Speaker 5: right now, you'll have to subscribe and pay thirty dollars
Speaker 5: a month per person.
Speaker 4: There goes our hopes and dreams. Jeffrey, I'd out the window.
Speaker 6: Is better than my job than I do. Wait a minute,
Speaker 6: this is way better.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he's paid attention.
Speaker 5: His next Slazer story is out of couple Up Buttercup Central.
Speaker 5: Would you say your relationship is an opposites attract scenario? Well,
Speaker 5: I don't know. You might actually have more in common
Speaker 5: than you think, because a new study found opposites attract
Speaker 5: might just be a big load of craph Apparently we're
Speaker 5: way more likely to end up with people that we
Speaker 5: actually have stuff in common with because overall, they found
Speaker 5: most couples have similar habits and views on more than
Speaker 5: eighty percent of things, from stuff like religion, and core
Speaker 5: values to each person's drinking habits.
Speaker 8: Oh, it's hard to be sober with like a raging
Speaker 8: in a good balance.
Speaker 6: I've never drink in my life. But Bill here, he
Speaker 6: can't go two minutes without.
Speaker 2: Us.
Speaker 5: And this might be the most interesting. The study found
Speaker 5: that extroverts don't necessarily go for other extros.
Speaker 4: Wait, so then that would be an opposite stitch, wouldn't it.
Speaker 5: But they're also no more likely to go for introverts either.
Speaker 4: They just love themselves.
Speaker 5: To put up with me. It's a coin. Flip's tails, boozer.
Speaker 5: The bottom line, actually flip the coin. Bottom line is
Speaker 5: that they found that opposite attract is definitely overrated. Quote
Speaker 5: birds of a feather are indeed more likely to flock together.
Speaker 6: It's true. I mean, if you like.
Speaker 9: Doing all this stuff, you go do it together and
Speaker 9: you go out door.
Speaker 5: But that saying is only for humans, you know, the
Speaker 5: saying for turtles, right those that gel together actually shell together.
Speaker 5: We're coming up gelling right now. Some means Laser Stories
Speaker 5: has come to an end for the day. We'll do
Speaker 5: it again same time.
Speaker 2: On Friday, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5: We've got return player. See on the phone today, lazy,
Speaker 5: and she is oh and five against brook all time,
Speaker 5: so she is feeling down and out.
Speaker 4: That explains the blues music lay.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but there is good news lazy, because Brooke has
Speaker 5: three encouraging words that she says to her children whenever
Speaker 5: they're having a rough go or a bad day. Brooke,
Speaker 5: what are they.
Speaker 4: It's gonna say, you can do this? But that's more.
Speaker 4: That's four three.
Speaker 5: Mama, don't care?
Speaker 7: Yeah, Wow, suck it up.
Speaker 4: You got this?
Speaker 5: Okay?
Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean.
Speaker 5: Milk lady working for you.
Speaker 11: I mean I usually say do good, don't suck, but
Speaker 11: that's a couple more than three words.
Speaker 6: Yeah, well, good model.
Speaker 4: Soon Even if you fail, it's not the end of
Speaker 4: the world.
Speaker 5: No, Yeah, I got a little optimism gone. While that happens,
Speaker 5: Brooks's gonna leave and Lacy, of course, you know how
Speaker 5: the game works. He got thirty seconds to answer as
Speaker 5: many questions as possible. If you don't know when, you
Speaker 5: could say pass. But you have to beat her outright
Speaker 5: to win? Are you ready to get into the win
Speaker 5: column for the very first time?
Speaker 11: Yoh, don't put that pressure on me.
Speaker 7: Okay?
Speaker 5: Are you may win?
Speaker 6: You may not, but you're gonna have a good time.
Speaker 6: You ready for that?
Speaker 3: There we go that way.
Speaker 5: You're a winner in our function. No matter what, let's
Speaker 5: do it. Your time starts now. The Mayflower set sail
Speaker 5: for America on this day in sixteen twenty. How many
Speaker 5: people were on board? More or less than one hundred less?
Speaker 5: What was Twitter's original character limit per tweet?
Speaker 11: One hundred and forty.
Speaker 5: Circus sola translates in English to circus from the what.
Speaker 19: The sun?
Speaker 5: What famous New York City avenue divides the east side
Speaker 5: from the west side?
Speaker 10: That pass?
Speaker 5: What Midwest state is directly below Minnesota. That's definitely in
Speaker 5: the Midwest. I can confirm that. We'll see if it's right.
Speaker 5: In a second, Brook's gonna come back in and uh,
Speaker 5: we're getting into fall here, Lacy, what are you most
Speaker 5: excited for?
Speaker 12: You know?
Speaker 11: I said, pumpkin spice lattes. I know they're out, but
Speaker 11: I want them to stay out like forever.
Speaker 9: Yeah, it's a great spice, right, Maybe it's not available.
Speaker 5: She's a PSL. She's a pumpkin spice lady love. Yeah,
Speaker 5: and she works at a lasic clinic. You can do
Speaker 5: some pumpkin spice lasic. Tell my brother, I made.
Speaker 9: This girl with the eyes the size of the pumpkins,
Speaker 9: bro beautiful eyes.
Speaker 4: What they do with la? But yeah, let's go.
Speaker 5: Pumpkins spice makes everybody dumber.
Speaker 7: I think this is proof it is.
Speaker 5: Let's just move on, Brook, you up?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I' dumb and ready me too.
Speaker 5: Here we go time. Your time starts now. The Mayflower
Speaker 5: set sail for America on this day in sixteen twenty.
Speaker 5: How many people were on board more or less than.
Speaker 4: One hundred uh more?
Speaker 5: What was Twitter's original character limit per tweet?
Speaker 4: One hundred and thirty two?
Speaker 5: Circuit de sole translates in English to circus from the
Speaker 5: What sky? What famous New York City Avenue divides the
Speaker 5: east side from the west Side Park Avenue? What Midwest
Speaker 5: state is directly below Minnesota?
Speaker 4: India?
Speaker 5: We're gonna I don't know that. Yeah, the whole game
Speaker 5: was a little off there. We're gonna go to the scoreboard, though.
Speaker 5: See how you both did with jose Lacy.
Speaker 6: You got too correct.
Speaker 4: You may have beat me Lacy.
Speaker 10: Okay, Okay, she'll take that.
Speaker 13: Yeah, that's all about score And I think I really
Speaker 13: did get stupider.
Speaker 9: The exact amount of questions did Punkins make you dumb?
Speaker 4: Yes, it did.
Speaker 6: What crag lazy lous w lazy?
Speaker 4: Can I hate PSN more?
Speaker 5: Now let's get the answers in for everybody. The Mayflower
Speaker 5: sets sale for America on this day in sixteen twenty.
Speaker 5: There were more than one hundred people on board when
Speaker 5: it sets sale, one hundred and thirty two.
Speaker 6: That's interesting.
Speaker 5: Twitter's original character limit per tweet was one hundred and
Speaker 5: forty characters. Yeah translates in English to circus from the sun.
Speaker 5: So famous New York City avenue dividing the east from
Speaker 5: the west side is Fifth Avenue. The Midwest state right
Speaker 5: below Minnesota. That's Iowa.
Speaker 8: I always feel like I'm from Iowa because anytime I
Speaker 8: tell people I'm from Idaho, They're like, oh, Iowa, Huh.
Speaker 4: I'm like, no, Ia literally just said Idaho.
Speaker 5: Lazy. Congratulations, you're getting one hundred of Brooks Bucks.
Speaker 6: Congratulateacy, plus just.
Speaker 5: For playing, you also win a twenty five dollars gift
Speaker 5: card valid at any Disney resort, theme park or online
Speaker 5: in the Disney Store. Oh that's amazing.
Speaker 8: OKAYU god more of an apple flavored fan than ever
Speaker 8: right now, YaCy, thanks for playing.
Speaker 5: We're gonna be back to do Windbrooks Bucks same time
Speaker 5: Tomorrow
Speaker 2: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.