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Speaker 6: You know, I was having a conversation the other day
Speaker 6: with a young person and they were telling me how
Speaker 6: they felt that their life was stuck, that their life
Speaker 6: was in a rut, that they didn't know what to
Speaker 6: do next. And one of the things that was causing
Speaker 6: them this sadness or this depression. I mean, they're really
Speaker 6: really into something right now. One of the things that
Speaker 6: was causing it was the fact that they had made
Speaker 6: a list of things they wanted to accomplish by a
Speaker 6: certain age, and that age they just had a birthday recently,
Speaker 6: and they were looking at the list and the list
Speaker 6: hadn't been fulfilled, and because that list hadn't been.
Speaker 2: Fulfilled, they were really really sad about it.
Speaker 7: You know.
Speaker 2: One of the things that they had on.
Speaker 6: The list was marriage, kids, and I don't know everything
Speaker 6: else that was on the list, but that was one
Speaker 6: of them. And because she had reached a certain age
Speaker 6: and she wasn't married, and she didn't have the kids,
Speaker 6: and she had just celebrated a birthday, she's gone into
Speaker 6: this mode of sadness where it's really really taken a
Speaker 6: toll on her. And as I was learning about her situation,
Speaker 6: I was thinking about it, and I just wanted to
Speaker 6: share this with you all this morning that one of
Speaker 6: the things about making a list about what you want,
Speaker 6: which I happen to be a proponent of, I do
Speaker 6: it myself. People have dream boards. I have a goal sheet.
Speaker 6: I've been doing it for years. It's a wonderful way
Speaker 6: to set goals and to keep it in front of
Speaker 6: you as a constant reminder. And I always go over
Speaker 6: this goal list every day, you know, I mean I
Speaker 6: go of it all the time, every day. Sometimes I
Speaker 6: miss a day here and there, but mostly every day
Speaker 6: I pull my goal sheet out and I look at it,
Speaker 6: I read it. So I was going to these rallies
Speaker 6: and I was learning about you know, people who are
Speaker 6: successful in how they kept their mind writing possible. And
Speaker 6: one of the things I learned was to make these
Speaker 6: dream boards, these lists, these gold sheets and making a
Speaker 6: gold sheet and you make the sheet according to what
Speaker 6: you want. Think about one thing when you made your
Speaker 6: goal sheet, about what you wanted? Does your goal sheet
Speaker 6: have on it what God wants from you? Did you
Speaker 6: ask in any of this what was His will in
Speaker 6: your life?
Speaker 2: You know?
Speaker 6: Look, man, what we want oftentimes is not what He
Speaker 6: wants for us. And you know, if you're fighting against
Speaker 6: what you were created for, if you're fighting against his will,
Speaker 6: I mean.
Speaker 2: What do you want to happen?
Speaker 7: See?
Speaker 2: Don't be so hard.
Speaker 6: On yourself when you look at your goal sheet and
Speaker 6: you look at what you've not become what you thought
Speaker 6: was a great idea. Don't be so hard on yourself
Speaker 6: because you just made a minded mistake. As do most people,
Speaker 6: we oftentimes make our goals and set our goals up
Speaker 6: without ever considering what is it that God wants from us.
Speaker 6: We keep talking about what we want without ever finding
Speaker 6: out and knowing what it is God wants for us. Well,
Speaker 6: guess what, man, maybe you're fighting against the grain. Maybe
Speaker 6: you just a salmon heading upstream. That's a tough fight upstream.
Speaker 6: Not all salmon's get up to the spawning grounds, you know.
Speaker 6: Some of them don't make it upstream, you know. But
Speaker 6: all of them, nearly all of them, except the ones
Speaker 6: that's killed by pray. When they're spawn they go out
Speaker 6: to the ocean. That's cool because you're going because you're
Speaker 6: going with the grain. You're going downstream, you're going with
Speaker 6: the flow. That's but when it's time to go against
Speaker 6: the grain, it's tough. And a lot of us have
Speaker 6: just been going against the grain for all of these years.
Speaker 6: But you know what, listen, man, I did it. I
Speaker 6: know a lot of people who did it. Very few
Speaker 6: people get it right from the very beginning. Man, you
Speaker 6: got to stumble through life sometimes sometimes you got to
Speaker 6: fall through life. You got to make a lot of mistakes, man,
Speaker 6: But these mistakes are not failures. You know, when you
Speaker 6: fail at something, don't look at it as a failure.
Speaker 6: Don't look at yourself as a failure. Because you're thirty
Speaker 6: and your goals ain't reached that you had on your list.
Speaker 2: That was your list. What about the things that's going right.
Speaker 6: Stop looking at what you're not, take some time out
Speaker 6: and thank God for what you are. How about the
Speaker 6: fact that you keep waking up to be thirty? You
Speaker 6: know you get depressed about these birthdays. You really want
Speaker 6: to throw yourself in some depression. Miss a birthday, You
Speaker 6: really got a problem. Now look at where you are.
Speaker 6: You keep reaching birthdays. That's a glorious blessing. You keep
Speaker 6: waking up. You got your health, You've accomplished something. Something
Speaker 6: on your list is done. People spend too much time
Speaker 6: on the negative side, and you're just throwing yourself into depression.
Speaker 6: So what you want to be married by a certain
Speaker 6: age and you wanted to have kids, Okay, cool, you
Speaker 6: could have done all that with the wrong person. There's
Speaker 6: a blessing in not being married to the wrong person.
Speaker 6: There's a blessing in not having kids and nobody to
Speaker 6: help you raise it. There's a blessing in that man.
Speaker 6: You're talking to somebody who can tell it to you.
Speaker 6: You can marry the wrong person if you want to.
Speaker 6: I'm telling you you're gonna be up in some mess.
Speaker 6: You can't count on. So instead of being angry because
Speaker 6: you're not married, you don't have kids, why don't you
Speaker 6: thank God the man? Maybe he spared you from some
Speaker 6: misery here. Maybe you could have married the wrong person.
Speaker 6: Maybe you have kids and you're not really ready to
Speaker 6: be a mother or a father. You got to look
Speaker 6: at the upside man, Quit looking at what you don't have.
Speaker 6: Take some time to thank God for what you do have.
Speaker 6: When you do that, you make more room for blessings
Speaker 6: to flow into your life. I'm not saying how God thinks,
Speaker 6: because I really don't know, but I'm telling you if
Speaker 6: a person comes to me and I always give a
Speaker 6: person something and they never appear grateful, or they never
Speaker 6: say thank you, please know you can quit coming to
Speaker 6: me now. I don't notice how God works because I've
Speaker 6: gone back to him several times without being grateful of
Speaker 6: thanking him, and he's filled my basket up again. So
Speaker 6: I really think he's not like that. But I can't
Speaker 6: make the call for sure. But I think at one
Speaker 6: point in time me it's just me talking. I'd be
Speaker 6: a little ticked off at somebody who was always taking, taking, taking,
Speaker 6: and never showing any gratitude at one point in time,
Speaker 6: I would just stop the flow of the take you know,
Speaker 6: you just.
Speaker 2: You can't take no more from me. That's what I would.
Speaker 7: Now.
Speaker 6: I'm not calling it like that because I ain't him,
Speaker 6: but I know he's merciful, He's full of goodness and
Speaker 6: he and he'll forgive you. And thank God he does
Speaker 6: that because he's show enough done it for me. But wow, man,
Speaker 6: take some time out today and be grateful for what
Speaker 6: you have. Stop complaining about where you not, and think
Speaker 6: about where you are, and then take it from there.
Speaker 6: And the next time you make a list, make sure
Speaker 6: on that list you have God's will. What does he
Speaker 6: want for you? Does God create give everybody a gift
Speaker 6: and a talent. Some of us never apply gifts and talents.
Speaker 6: We head off in another direction. Then you wonder why
Speaker 6: your life ain't where it's supposed to be. Have you
Speaker 6: ever thought about what God gifted you to do? Have
Speaker 6: you ever thought about doing that? And still skip what
Speaker 6: you want? I wanted to play in the NBA, but
Speaker 6: I got to tell you something. At dribbling and shooting
Speaker 6: and running all at one time throwing me off a
Speaker 6: little bit. You know, they just so I'm doing.
Speaker 2: What I do. It's pretty cool. You can look at
Speaker 2: it that way.
Speaker 1: Okay, you're listening.
Speaker 6: Morning show, ladies and gentlemen. It is here another great day,
Speaker 6: and I mean a great and glorious day it is.
Speaker 6: I woke up this morning, man, sat on the edge
Speaker 6: of my bed, and I told God how much I
Speaker 6: appreciate it. I really did, Man, I ain't making this
Speaker 6: stuff up. I set that for a good little while too,
Speaker 6: and thanked him for everything. And you know the thing
Speaker 6: I've learned to thank him for. I've learned to thank
Speaker 6: him for my trials, troubles, all of it, because I
Speaker 6: know all of it is working for the good.
Speaker 7: That's see.
Speaker 2: That's a fact. Man.
Speaker 6: I've learned that at sixty six years on this planet.
Speaker 2: And man, God works in such mistiefus.
Speaker 6: Cat Sha had something else with you, you know, me and
Speaker 6: my wife was praying, you know, to get closer to
Speaker 6: God and to get closer to each other and keep
Speaker 6: our marriage strong.
Speaker 2: So you know what he did.
Speaker 6: He allowed something to happen that would make us have
Speaker 6: to sit in this house and hold on each other
Speaker 6: and sit over there and trusting in me more because
Speaker 6: ain't nothing we can do about it.
Speaker 2: And guess what. It worked.
Speaker 6: That two handed circle then got tighter and tighter, and
Speaker 6: that trust in God then got stronger and stronger.
Speaker 2: So, man, thank you. I appreciate it.
Speaker 6: And but I want also want to thank the fans
Speaker 6: out there that love us and pray for us and
Speaker 6: support us and all that. Man, Thank y'all and to
Speaker 6: the rest of y'all, thank you. Oh look, oh I
Speaker 6: got something else now, Okay, But I'm trying to be better.
Speaker 2: Yeah, do better? Better?
Speaker 6: Yeah, so I'm doing better. But can I say one
Speaker 6: thing though?
Speaker 2: You radio? Yeah?
Speaker 6: Yeah, no, this needs to be on the radio. It's
Speaker 6: a couple of people, though, A couple of people. If
Speaker 6: ever get.
Speaker 2: In front of me. You said you're trying to do better.
Speaker 1: You just said that.
Speaker 2: I just did you hear? The catch key word is trying.
Speaker 1: Call you're supposed to do it. If I am doing
Speaker 1: not try well.
Speaker 6: Some people I can't see though. I can't run up
Speaker 6: on couple people at that moment. Y'all gonna need to
Speaker 6: pray for me. Charlie Strawberry, Colin Frail, Mississippi, Monica Junior
Speaker 6: government named kill state and the legend that is Nephew
Speaker 6: Tommy headed somewhere he ain't got no business going.
Speaker 2: We might have to pray for this food sitting.
Speaker 6: Up in there, getting on the plane going to a
Speaker 6: place you ain't never heard of? What tumber We ain't
Speaker 6: got to say where you're going? But what made you
Speaker 6: decide to go on this trip that you're gonna take.
Speaker 8: I got invited by my buddies to go.
Speaker 2: On a fishing trip. Now I'm going to Alaska.
Speaker 6: We can say that, okay, because what you have to
Speaker 6: say that cause it ain't a security rhythm, because ain't
Speaker 6: nobody going up there to do nothing?
Speaker 9: Well?
Speaker 1: He said?
Speaker 2: Did he say Atlanta? No? Last when that said in Atlanta?
Speaker 8: Eight wall top buddy fishing trip on fishing trip.
Speaker 2: Hello, are you gonna be in Lowa Alasta?
Speaker 8: Upper Alasta to the to the left of Alaska West?
Speaker 2: So oh, like Sarah pay, let's say you can see Russia.
Speaker 2: You're gonna be able to.
Speaker 10: Are you gonna be able to bring back what you catch?
Speaker 10: If you're going up there to fish?
Speaker 8: I'm bringing it all back, sir, fish a lot of money.
Speaker 8: I'm bringing anything back.
Speaker 2: We gottago.
Speaker 10: Coming up at thirty two minutes after the hour, Safe travels, Tommy.
Speaker 10: We're gonna hear from you as you run that prank
Speaker 10: back right after this.
Speaker 11: You're listening Hardy Morning show.
Speaker 1: It it's time now for the nephew to run that
Speaker 1: prank back. What you got for?
Speaker 2: It's Tommy, I got that full three relationships?
Speaker 1: Sure?
Speaker 8: Everybody want that that four to three relationships? Four days here,
Speaker 8: three days with somebody else. Let's go catch down.
Speaker 12: Hello.
Speaker 9: Hello, I'm trying to reach Maurice.
Speaker 12: Yeah, this him.
Speaker 9: Hey Maurice, my name, My name is Devin Man. How
Speaker 9: you doing this evening? Brother?
Speaker 12: Oh? Man, I'm kind of sleeping man working nice?
Speaker 7: Bro?
Speaker 12: What's going on?
Speaker 9: This is Devin Man. I talked to your wife, Kesha
Speaker 9: the other day. That's that's your wife, right, Yeah, that's
Speaker 9: my wife. Yeah, I talked to you wife. Is she
Speaker 9: in right now?
Speaker 12: No, she's not in.
Speaker 9: She at work? Bro? Okay, okay, I probably got No.
Speaker 9: I ain't mean to wake you up. You work at
Speaker 9: night or something.
Speaker 12: Yeah, I'm a crane operator at night, brother, and all
Speaker 12: the people don't call me. That's three o'clock either. What's this?
Speaker 12: What is a bill collect or?
Speaker 13: Something?
Speaker 9: No? No, no, no, no, no no no no. I talked
Speaker 9: to you wife. Man, she's interested in this thing we
Speaker 9: got man called a four to three relationship. She told
Speaker 9: me she want me to call back and talk to
Speaker 9: her husband about it, and she gave me the number
Speaker 9: to hit you up at the house, man and let
Speaker 9: you know all about the four to three relationship, because
Speaker 9: she's really interested in it.
Speaker 12: A four to three relationship. And you say you talked
Speaker 12: to my wife about it.
Speaker 9: Yeah, I talked to Keisha a couple of days ago.
Speaker 9: She gave me the number. She said, called him back.
Speaker 9: He'll be at home at this time. You can hit
Speaker 9: him up and see if he likes you say. But
Speaker 9: she definitely likes it, man, And she wanted to see
Speaker 9: if you would be interested in the four to three
Speaker 9: relationship too, you know, I we want to get your
Speaker 9: approval on it before we went in it further. But
Speaker 9: your wife was very excited about it, man. She was
Speaker 9: wanting to get started as soon as possible. And I
Speaker 9: wanted to see about contacting you with making sure that
Speaker 9: you agreed and approved on everything. But she definitely wanted
Speaker 9: to get your blessing, gets your approval on it.
Speaker 12: Yeah, I'll try to do anything to make her happy, dooll.
Speaker 12: But I got to get some more some information about
Speaker 12: this what is that again?
Speaker 9: A three three? No, No, it's a four to three.
Speaker 9: A four to three relationship is what it is.
Speaker 12: Okay, Well, if it make her happy, you know, I'm
Speaker 12: willing to listen.
Speaker 9: Okay, Well listen, man, we were probably gonna get started
Speaker 9: right away, probably Monday. We'll get started on Monday. Uh,
Speaker 9: you'll go through Monday through Thursday and then and then
Speaker 9: I'll pick up you know, Friday through Sunday, man, and
Speaker 9: we'll go ahead and get this thing started. I think
Speaker 9: after a month you'll pretty much catch on everything.
Speaker 12: You know, there's something gonna be shipped to the house.
Speaker 12: Pick you say, pick up? What you mean pick up?
Speaker 9: She she doesn't have mentioned any of this to you.
Speaker 12: No, man, she means nothing this to me.
Speaker 9: All right, Well, what this is, man? A fourth to
Speaker 9: three relationship, Maurice? Is this? You know? You spend four
Speaker 9: days with Keisha and she comes over to my place
Speaker 9: and she spends the other three days with me. That's
Speaker 9: what a four to three relationship. So see this kind
Speaker 9: of frees you up, man, on anything you might want
Speaker 9: to do on those other three days, man, where she
Speaker 9: might be tying you down, you know, so for them days,
Speaker 9: you know you would her, but the other three days
Speaker 9: you kind of have some free time to yourself, but
Speaker 9: shil be over my place on the other three days.
Speaker 9: That's what that's what basically a four to three relationship is.
Speaker 9: Pardon me, say what now?
Speaker 12: I say, pardon me? You say she'll spend four days
Speaker 12: with me three days with you.
Speaker 9: That's that's it, sir, That's the four to three relationship
Speaker 9: right there. Maurice, you know you're you're really gonna like
Speaker 9: this man, Like I say, she was excited about it.
Speaker 12: Hold are you serious?
Speaker 9: Yeah? I'm there serious man, Like I said, Keisha was excited.
Speaker 12: The I know wife, Ain't this to you about relationship? Spinish?
Speaker 12: Four days with me? Three days?
Speaker 7: Was he?
Speaker 12: Man? You talking about my fighting? Tama?
Speaker 9: No, you know, I know you Hold up? What thing again?
Speaker 9: My name is Devin, Devin.
Speaker 12: Say bro, I don't play things.
Speaker 9: Man.
Speaker 12: I don't know how got my numbers?
Speaker 9: What's what I mean? My reason? What's wrong? I mean
Speaker 9: a lot of quis just.
Speaker 12: Doing what's wrong? That's my wife wrong? Was that you're
Speaker 12: talking to he ain't talking to no part? What the
Speaker 12: fa you're talking to?
Speaker 9: Okay, Well listen, man, A lot of couples are doing
Speaker 9: the four three.
Speaker 12: Man like, give well, what other couples is doing home?
Speaker 12: But my wife ain't me ain't interested in No. Four
Speaker 12: three relationship. I can't believe you want my SPT for this?
Speaker 9: Man?
Speaker 12: Are you saying? You're calling me talking about all three relationship?
Speaker 12: And you know I told you I work at name?
Speaker 14: Why I didn't know you worked that night?
Speaker 9: Man like? I said, see when I came over last week?
Speaker 12: Man, hold hold, no, hold, no, you came over well
Speaker 12: last week. I know you ain't finished safe what I
Speaker 12: thank you for the thing?
Speaker 9: You better not say it?
Speaker 12: Go ahead, go ahead, say go ahead, go ahead, player,
Speaker 12: you've been talking. Don't stop now go ahead marigold, dum
Speaker 12: this gets I'll up. You know now I'm up. Player,
Speaker 12: I'm up, like to say, go ahead? I do all
Speaker 12: I'm saying it.
Speaker 9: I came by there last week.
Speaker 14: Man came by?
Speaker 9: Well, I came by your house.
Speaker 12: You come by my house?
Speaker 9: Okay? Are you at eighteen? Get?
Speaker 12: I been here for the last ten years? Oh so
Speaker 12: you mean about your heart?
Speaker 9: Okay, doe because because okay, I didn't call he's a
Speaker 9: right back because this Burris man, first of all, you
Speaker 9: know work stuff. He gonna tell me you haven't been
Speaker 9: in my house. Okay, plays okay, go ahead, go ahead,
Speaker 9: go ahead, Okay. If y'all not interested in the four
Speaker 9: to three man, then I won't. I won't be wasting
Speaker 9: the money more.
Speaker 12: You're trying to waste time, you really are? You waste
Speaker 12: time calling me with my little wife. Don't tell you
Speaker 12: about she want to four three? And she never told
Speaker 12: me nothing about clad you got the wrong fun home
Speaker 12: and nothing wrong my relationship?
Speaker 9: Okay, okay, So why would she tell me she interested
Speaker 9: in the four three and give up.
Speaker 12: What she told you? I know I take care of
Speaker 12: my dad realm all right?
Speaker 9: Oh?
Speaker 12: Three? I wish she willie is three days? I wish
Speaker 12: she would anyway? I know you how you know it?
Speaker 14: I don't know you from man?
Speaker 12: Ooh, I don't mind taking off work tonight to sell
Speaker 12: what's going on my house with my clean at night?
Speaker 12: Working off night? Now I'm gonna ask you again, how
Speaker 12: do you know us?
Speaker 9: Man? I know y'all through Tommy Man.
Speaker 12: Who is Tommy Tommy?
Speaker 9: Who's Tommy Man?
Speaker 12: Maurice's nephew Tommy.
Speaker 9: This is nephew Tommy Man from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 9: Dog your wife Kesha got me the break phone call.
Speaker 12: You man, you tell about to Steve's Harby Show. Yeah, Man,
Speaker 12: nephew telling the little baldhead mister Steve. Man, I know
Speaker 12: y'all ain't with me. Man, I know doubt why BTD
Speaker 12: man if Steve said next to you, tell me all
Speaker 12: now why you watched?
Speaker 14: You need to be over here.
Speaker 12: You just slept. That's your ball you bam ahead. You
Speaker 12: ain't got none, nest super super man.
Speaker 14: You know I got to go to court to the
Speaker 14: CD me. You got to go to where you work
Speaker 14: at night. Man.
Speaker 9: All right, all right, I'm gonna let you go back
Speaker 9: to sleep. Man, one more thing up. Tell me this man,
Speaker 9: what is the what's.
Speaker 14: The baddest that, I mean, the bad you got down?
Speaker 14: I wish I was there. I wish I was there.
Speaker 9: You you hey, man, what's the baddest radio show in
Speaker 9: the land?
Speaker 14: Man?
Speaker 12: Steve Harvey Morning Show?
Speaker 2: You know you want it? You know you want it?
Speaker 9: Three?
Speaker 10: Coming up next, it is as the clo our Chief
Speaker 10: Love Officer, Steve Harvey.
Speaker 11: You're listening Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 10: Coming up at the top of the comedian actor and
Speaker 10: author Bill Bellamy, it's been a miship on the show
Speaker 10: Family member Bill Bellamy will be our special guest, But
Speaker 10: right now it is time to ask the clo.
Speaker 1: This one's from Beanie and Fort Lauderdale.
Speaker 10: Beanie writes, my husband and I have been married for
Speaker 10: three years and he stopped taking the trash out because
Speaker 10: we have frogs in our backyard by our trash bens.
Speaker 10: He is terrified of frogs, so I don't force him
Speaker 10: to do it. But how can he get over his
Speaker 10: fear of froggies?
Speaker 6: Well, I don't know what to tell you, except my father,
Speaker 6: slick Hobby, had one field in life, and that was frogs.
Speaker 6: This man right here, what's your greatest man I've ever
Speaker 6: met in my life? He had one field that was
Speaker 6: frag He turned over log. One day we was working
Speaker 6: constructions and a frog jump he hauled and took that
Speaker 6: sledge him on.
Speaker 2: The frog had been dead.
Speaker 6: I go the first blow was it when he got
Speaker 6: through him and that frog?
Speaker 2: That frog wasn't even you couldn't even see it. No more,
Speaker 2: it wasn't It was just in the ground.
Speaker 6: I don't know how he get over his fear of frog,
Speaker 6: but he got to take his damn garbage out.
Speaker 1: iMore.
Speaker 2: I have a suggestion for you, Hart that's what she wanted.
Speaker 6: I think if you take the trash out and then
Speaker 6: come out and come back in the house and just say,
Speaker 6: like real, saw, just can a little pump and then
Speaker 6: let him overhear you on the phone one day talking
Speaker 6: to your girl, girl, I do a man, this.
Speaker 10: Man, so shame him into getting over his spear of fraud.
Speaker 2: That's how I got over all of mine.
Speaker 15: Shame.
Speaker 1: Yeah, humiliation.
Speaker 2: Wow, just move a trash can to the other sadle.
Speaker 10: Lim Oh really yeah, all right.
Speaker 2: Go outside, frog be nicking on that limit.
Speaker 1: All of that.
Speaker 6: Hey, man, let me call my uncle and find out
Speaker 6: what froug. Well, I know what to do bout frogs.
Speaker 6: But then we on the radio, so well.
Speaker 2: You already told us a slitch.
Speaker 6: Yeah, boric acid. They don't like that boric acid on
Speaker 6: cinnamon sprinkling around.
Speaker 2: Urry.
Speaker 10: All right, there you go, Demitra, And Raleigh says, my
Speaker 10: thirtieth birthday falls on Thanksgiving Day, so my husband wants
Speaker 10: my birthday get away to be the week before or
Speaker 10: the week after Thanksgiving so we can spend Thanksgiving at
Speaker 10: his parents house. Would I be wrong to celebrate it
Speaker 10: without him?
Speaker 2: Yeah? You would like his parents, Yeah.
Speaker 7: You would?
Speaker 6: You would I mean Thanksgiving this? I mean, look, I
Speaker 6: know I'm it's family. You know, it's unfortunate. It's like
Speaker 6: if you have your birthday on Christmas? What you want
Speaker 6: us to do? You ain't bigger than Christmas? Ain't ain't
Speaker 6: nobody feel to make you bigger than Christmas?
Speaker 2: No two gifts? You know you ain't what?
Speaker 7: What?
Speaker 2: What is all this? Have birthday? Merry Christmas card gonna
Speaker 2: be crowded, that's all the box. Don't be the same cards.
Speaker 6: Let yeah, a lot of information on that card. Happy
Speaker 6: Merry Christmas birthday. You know, happy Birthday and Merry Christmas
Speaker 6: are too long ass slogans, man.
Speaker 1: But your thirtieth is pretty big though. That's a milestone
Speaker 1: right now.
Speaker 2: Yeah, going on Thanksgiving? He was going every nine then I.
Speaker 6: Okay, right around right around that twenty five, twenty sixth thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's on twenty eight.
Speaker 6: So yeah, now and then that's gonna be and you
Speaker 6: know that's just it. But you know it's your thirtieth
Speaker 6: and now you want to celebrate it without him? What
Speaker 6: kind of statement do that?
Speaker 2: Mate? Yeah? You know I think that.
Speaker 1: She's asking would she be wrong to celebrate?
Speaker 9: No?
Speaker 6: He just saying, let's do it the week before the
Speaker 6: week after. Stop aint like a damn baby. Y'all kill
Speaker 6: me with this, my damn y'all make me hey man,
Speaker 6: let me just say something about this. Right now, y'all
Speaker 6: kill me with this. This my birthday month, No it ain't.
Speaker 6: It's your birthday, nobody finna just be jumping them down,
Speaker 6: holling with your ragged ass for a whole damn month.
Speaker 6: We got to go to work. You thirty, you don't
Speaker 6: get no more damn birthday monk all that. Everybody got
Speaker 6: to stop what they doing. It could be glad you here.
Speaker 2: Well, you know once you turn thirty, you you damn there.
Speaker 6: You oh you you're pretty close to the halfway month. Now, yeah,
Speaker 6: you got about five more years and you actually act
Speaker 6: a half way mom.
Speaker 10: All right, Moving on, This is Valencia and Harrisburg who
Speaker 10: writes a carpool with a male co worker, and on
Speaker 10: the days I tried.
Speaker 1: He watches poorn on his phone just hitting it.
Speaker 2: Wait wait, I'm.
Speaker 1: Not even done.
Speaker 10: Just hearing it turns me on, and it makes me hard.
Speaker 10: It makes it hard for me to focus.
Speaker 2: You scared me.
Speaker 10: Scare myself, okay myself with that one.
Speaker 1: It makes it hard for me to focus.
Speaker 10: I think he knows what he's doing and he wants
Speaker 10: to sleep with me and my right or wrong?
Speaker 2: Absolutely correct? Yeah, absolutely correct.
Speaker 6: He's sitting up in the car with you. Who else
Speaker 6: in the car? He car poolish? He playing porn? You
Speaker 6: ain't telling him to cut off? You ain't told mister phisic.
Speaker 6: You're sitting up in here hot. Yeah, it's working at
Speaker 6: red light working. You hear me at red light working?
Speaker 8: What is the read like the red light when you're
Speaker 8: sitting there, just sitting there at the balls for a minute.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, it's getting hot up in there. Oh yeah,
Speaker 6: I thought it was red light in the porno movies. Yeah,
Speaker 6: that's that's from pawn o etiquette.
Speaker 1: What that means red light tail?
Speaker 2: I ain't never heard of red.
Speaker 7: So Celo.
Speaker 1: She is right with that.
Speaker 6: You ain't want to sleep with you. And the thing
Speaker 6: about it is you think about sleeping with him. That's
Speaker 6: what you wrote.
Speaker 1: In for she said it turns her on.
Speaker 8: Yeah, it's him that turns off. She alto watch it
Speaker 8: on the days that he drives him crazy. That's what
Speaker 8: you ought to do.
Speaker 2: Switch it out all right?
Speaker 1: Here we go last one.
Speaker 10: Joshua and Montgomery says, I'm living with a woman that
Speaker 10: is twelve years older than I am. She tries to
Speaker 10: be in control because it's her house. But I make
Speaker 10: good money and I can get us a new house.
Speaker 10: I want to marry her, But will she always be
Speaker 10: in control because she's older?
Speaker 2: Well, you know, twelve years to a woman.
Speaker 6: You know, she probably been running stuff for a long
Speaker 6: time and now you came along. It's hard for women
Speaker 6: to let control go when they've been doing it for
Speaker 6: so long, and they're not gonna let it go unless
Speaker 6: they're absolutely certainly sure that you've got it.
Speaker 2: Now. You can't just you got it.
Speaker 6: You got to go in there and prove that you
Speaker 6: got it before she let go. A woman ain't finna
Speaker 6: let go unless she know you got it. They're not
Speaker 6: finna do that. They not finna do that home, And
Speaker 6: I don't know what to tell you about that. And
Speaker 6: you can't blame them either. So you know, ain't finna
Speaker 6: let go? And then you let go? Everybody can let go?
Speaker 1: All right, let go?
Speaker 7: Now?
Speaker 2: She let down.
Speaker 1: Of the hour.
Speaker 10: Bill Bellamy will be our special guest right after this.
Speaker 11: You're listening Morning show.
Speaker 6: Everybody here we go. We got our special Guests this morning.
Speaker 6: In the words of Peedy Poblem, I told y'all everybody
Speaker 6: had it, but y'all wouldn't listen to it. Now you
Speaker 6: see it popping off, got you in the club, dancing
Speaker 6: your ass off. Take it down, Take it down, lazy
Speaker 6: general special guest, a legend in.
Speaker 2: The comedy game. We go back like Cadillac Sea.
Speaker 6: First time I met Bill Bellamy was almost thirty some
Speaker 6: years ago. I met him at Death Jam up in
Speaker 6: New York. I got invited to do a club he
Speaker 6: had later on called the Peppermint Lounge.
Speaker 2: Let me explain something here we go here, We do.
Speaker 6: Not go to the Peppermint Lounge unless you have your
Speaker 6: sugar honey he key because of that him gangster. It's
Speaker 6: not a comedy club. It's a fine squak when your
Speaker 6: ass walk out there. Get ready, ladies and gentlemen. My dude,
Speaker 6: he's a new author. He's got some comedy dates coming
Speaker 6: up we're gonna tell you about. But most importantly, we're
Speaker 6: gonna find out about this new book called Top Billing
Speaker 6: and a new movie called Back on the Strip that
Speaker 6: he's starting in. We got a lot to talk about, Ladies, genlemen,
Speaker 6: please put your hands together for deep one and on
Speaker 6: it back. Damn Bill Bellamy, Yeah.
Speaker 15: You intro to be so big. When I go to
Speaker 15: Whole Foods, I just want your boys while I'm in
Speaker 15: and asparagus.
Speaker 6: I feel I did it for moments like this because
Speaker 6: I know how to bring him out.
Speaker 15: I'm telling you, man, you my whole career. Bro, I
Speaker 15: just want I'm so excited to get on with you
Speaker 15: because we hadn't caught up in a wound. I just
Speaker 15: want to tell you right, give your flowers. You've always
Speaker 15: been a big brother to me, and they're so funny
Speaker 15: because because we were damn near the same age, but
Speaker 15: you always.
Speaker 14: Seem a little older than me.
Speaker 15: Like you, I feel like you had a colored supreme
Speaker 15: before me. So I was like, you know what, Like
Speaker 15: he always had a diamond back in the summer rooftop, right,
Speaker 15: So I wanted to tell Steve was one of the
Speaker 15: funniest he the first time I ever came to Dallas,
Speaker 15: Steve brought me there right, And so I thought Steve
Speaker 15: was gonna put me up put me up right. I
Speaker 15: was like, Yo, he keeps driving away from the nice area.
Speaker 15: Is he going to pull up into the front of
Speaker 15: the Hampton there. Now, I'm never staying the Hampton there
Speaker 15: in my life, right, So let me tell you how
Speaker 15: funny this Hampton is. You remember the one where your
Speaker 15: car could be you you could see your lights and
Speaker 15: plate from the window. You know that was so you
Speaker 15: open the door, you got the radiator or the little
Speaker 15: the little the heat right there at right there, but
Speaker 15: you could look at your car when they rob it.
Speaker 15: Right yo, I'm gonna tell you how bad this hotel was.
Speaker 15: When Steve was leaving, I was saying, you're leaving right now,
Speaker 15: you go. He was like, yeah, I'll be back tonight
Speaker 15: to get you. I was like, oh, okay, we'll locked
Speaker 15: that door now.
Speaker 6: That's all the money I had. I thought it was nice.
Speaker 6: It was close to the club, right down the street.
Speaker 15: But that's the part, like people don't know how far
Speaker 15: we go back.
Speaker 9: Man.
Speaker 15: I love you, guys, I love you. Steve were always
Speaker 15: being a great dude and funny to me. But you
Speaker 15: one of the funniest dudes ever alive. You got the
Speaker 15: best Mike tythen joke to ever be said. I've never
Speaker 15: seen an I come live Like that's the beauty of
Speaker 15: comedy and creativity. Like we came up in the era
Speaker 15: where we had to be so fuddy like. We couldn't
Speaker 15: even be regular fuddy.
Speaker 6: Well be out because it was too many gorillas on
Speaker 6: that stage that night.
Speaker 2: It was just too many you, hey man.
Speaker 6: When we first went to Death Day, it was me,
Speaker 6: you adele give Bernie Mack said the entertained Chris Rock,
Speaker 6: Dave Chappelle, Martin Races, Jamie Fox Dam and Wayne Sheryl Underwood,
Speaker 6: simply marveling, Yes, Teddy coffin dog I was. I was
Speaker 6: standing on stage going j Anthony Brown. I'm saying, if
Speaker 6: you're going, I cannot.
Speaker 15: Whoever you follow, it's gonna be a problem.
Speaker 6: It's a problem, don because somebody gonna come up to
Speaker 6: you and go them too dreaded words.
Speaker 15: Show you next, and then you go and whatever is
Speaker 15: rumbling in your stummach, you better handle that, because.
Speaker 2: Man, this dude right here, Bill felling me.
Speaker 6: He was so smooth on death Chair, and that was
Speaker 6: he was New York Jersey kid.
Speaker 2: You know, he was just smooth. Ladies loved and he
Speaker 2: walked out. Yeah, I was sitting big gun. I ain't
Speaker 2: see all that call of it, hey man. His ass
Speaker 2: was funny.
Speaker 7: Yeah, but I love men.
Speaker 15: I just love the fact that you know, we're able to,
Speaker 15: you know, in our careers, to continue to make people
Speaker 15: laugh and be entertained in our own ways. You know
Speaker 15: what I'm saying.
Speaker 9: It's like I remember, you know, doing the Apollo.
Speaker 15: You know, I remember, you know, talking to you and
Speaker 15: getting all this advice You've always said, you know, be man,
Speaker 15: do this too as at it. You know what I mean.
Speaker 15: You was the first person to ever tell me to
Speaker 15: do this.
Speaker 9: Do radio, do something in radio made too good?
Speaker 7: Do a day.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know what I mean.
Speaker 15: Like there's always uh, you know, some stage advice that
Speaker 15: I just think that you know, You've always been that
Speaker 15: kind of guy in my career. So it's just like dope,
Speaker 15: Like I get a chance to kick it with you,
Speaker 15: get up and folk folk something in the morning. I
Speaker 15: don't know what time this is in the world. Yeah,
Speaker 15: but that's the only way I can catch you, cause
Speaker 15: you be gone gone like you I'm gone gone go.
Speaker 15: I'm like I remember one time I call you. You
Speaker 15: was like Bill, not now I'm on a helicopter. I said, okay, cool.
Speaker 6: Hey, look hey Bill, hang on, man, we're coming back
Speaker 6: to really talk about what he called in for we've
Speaker 6: just been chopping it up so far. But when we
Speaker 6: come back, we're gonna talk about the movie. But we
Speaker 6: gotta talk about this book. The name of the book, y'all,
Speaker 6: is called top Billy. It's a lot of life lessons
Speaker 6: and stories in this book, and we're gonna find out
Speaker 6: about it when we come back. When we come back,
Speaker 6: we got more ladies and gentlemen. Legend on the phone
Speaker 6: that damn Bill Billy.
Speaker 11: You're listening morning shows, all right.
Speaker 6: Job, Welcome back on the phone is the legend himself,
Speaker 6: Bill Bellan. We're talking about this new book out everybody.
Speaker 6: It's called Top Billing. It's everywhere. It's in all bookstores,
Speaker 6: it's on all formats, is on Kindle, it's on Amazon,
Speaker 6: it's on all the downloads. It's everywhere, y'all. Steve Harvey, Nation,
Speaker 6: support this brother that has been around in our lives
Speaker 6: on so many, so many years, on so many levels.
Speaker 6: Man always the same when we talk. But Bill, we
Speaker 6: were talking about the book. The book is called top Billing,
Speaker 6: and you were talking about people have to get up,
Speaker 6: and I was asking you what do you think was
Speaker 6: the most resounding thing that's helped you? And you said,
Speaker 6: your faith in God. You were talking about a lot
Speaker 6: of hardships that's happened, a loss, your mother, your father,
Speaker 6: your brother.
Speaker 2: I didn't even know about your brother.
Speaker 4: Man.
Speaker 15: Yeah, man, it was crazy, crazy man. And you get
Speaker 15: tested in.
Speaker 9: Life, and you know what you stand on them, what
Speaker 9: you believe in because, like you said it earlier, circumstances
Speaker 9: just happened just because you're successful and got money and this,
Speaker 9: that and the other, and you think you're famous.
Speaker 15: You don't mean that.
Speaker 9: Don't mean you ain't gonna have a bad Tuesday a Wednesday. Right,
Speaker 9: So Tuesday and Wednesday come to everybody, Right, So.
Speaker 15: What you're gonna do in that moment? What do you
Speaker 15: How do you persevere in a moment when it ain't
Speaker 15: funny or when you know you are a little doubtful
Speaker 15: and you know you gotta go. You really got to
Speaker 15: pray on it because we all are human and so
Speaker 15: I wanted to share that quality with people too, because
Speaker 15: there's that's the humanity.
Speaker 9: In all of us, Like how do we get up
Speaker 9: when we fall?
Speaker 15: And that's one of the life lessons that you know
Speaker 15: I talk about in the books, like how do I
Speaker 15: get back up? How do I get back on.
Speaker 9: My square where I still have that drive, and you
Speaker 9: know I had to catch myself. I say, good man,
Speaker 9: I'm depressed. You know I am not radiating on my
Speaker 9: normal frequency. You know, when you got a four charging batty,
Speaker 9: you can talk all day, right, but when you're on
Speaker 9: three percent, like Mitch McCollum was the other day, I.
Speaker 7: Was like, you know what, man, you see me, see
Speaker 7: me see.
Speaker 9: They're about to shut off his phone because.
Speaker 6: He see see see see right there. See we've been
Speaker 6: trying to avoid these health issue jokes.
Speaker 2: But that was three percent.
Speaker 6: You just boughted up, just threw it out like it
Speaker 6: wasn't nothing. Yeah, come, hey, y'all. Hey, hey hey man,
Speaker 6: let me tap on this phone. We run out of town. Okay, go,
Speaker 6: let's talk about the dates right quick. You're gonna be
Speaker 6: at Levity Live in West Nayak, Naiac, New York this weekend.
Speaker 15: Yeah man, my my, My summer too has been real good.
Speaker 2: Bro.
Speaker 15: So this weekend them at Levity Live in West Nayak
Speaker 15: right eight of the champ and then the following week
Speaker 15: I'm gonna be at Virginia Beacht for two names than Columbus.
Speaker 15: You get to get all find this on the on
Speaker 15: the Internet. And then I'm doing the every Crown in October,
Speaker 15: uh the Tber twenty and twenty. First, Man, I'm doing
Speaker 15: the bed to day too. Man, I got a bunch
Speaker 15: of great things.
Speaker 2: Going on, ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 6: Legend on the phone. When we come back, we got
Speaker 6: more that damn Bill BELLI.
Speaker 11: Morning Show.
Speaker 6: All right, everybody, we're back, and our special guest this
Speaker 6: morning is a longtime friend. Man, we go back. I'm
Speaker 6: talking about Man way way back to the beginning.
Speaker 2: Uh e.
Speaker 6: I well, not from the very beginning, because he was
Speaker 6: already on his way when we met and we were
Speaker 6: both trying to get He was just trying to be famous.
Speaker 2: Man and Death Jam.
Speaker 6: When I look back, I'm gonna say this real quick, Bill,
Speaker 6: When I look back at Death Jam, there was absolutely
Speaker 6: nothing that created more doll in television and movies.
Speaker 2: Than Death Jair, No, no question.
Speaker 6: If you look at the town that was on Death
Speaker 6: Jail over thirty some years and where they are throughout
Speaker 6: that thirty year period and today them names is a legend, man,
Speaker 6: and there's nothing anybody else has done that has produced
Speaker 6: that many stars. And that's a fact. And today we
Speaker 6: got one of them on the show today. Bill, you
Speaker 6: got a new book out, man. The name of the
Speaker 6: book is called Top Villain. What is this book about.
Speaker 15: Man, Well, my memoir is about my life, man, and
Speaker 15: some of the choices that I had made. Thank God
Speaker 15: that got me to where I am because, you know,
Speaker 15: coming up as a you know, poor inner city kid
Speaker 15: out of knew if New Jersey wasn't a lot of comedians,
Speaker 15: I knew I didn't know anybody that was in an
Speaker 15: entertainment game. I just fell in love with this thing
Speaker 15: called comedy. Man. That's been my baby my whole life. Like,
Speaker 15: I just always wanted to make people laugh. And then
Speaker 15: I didn't know you could be a comedian. I didn't
Speaker 15: know that, you know, you could have a career and
Speaker 15: people remember you and know your name and all this
Speaker 15: kind of stuff. So when I did my book, I
Speaker 15: was going back over my life looking at different pictures.
Speaker 15: I always encourage people to take pictures of your life
Speaker 15: because we keep moving.
Speaker 12: And we forgive a key moment.
Speaker 9: That changed in your life. Right, and so me getting
Speaker 9: like give you an example. When I was in college,
Speaker 9: I had told one of my best friends, Man, I
Speaker 9: think I want to be a comedian. You know what
Speaker 9: he said, Man, do that be He was like, yo,
Speaker 9: b I you that looked like.
Speaker 15: You, right. I didn't know I could actually do it
Speaker 15: at the time. So I spoke it into that the universe.
Speaker 15: The universe received it, and then this snowballs just started happening.
Speaker 15: So when I started thinking about my book, I'm like, man,
Speaker 15: thank god, I said I wanted to do this. Thank
Speaker 15: god I met this person. Thank god I met Bob's thunder.
Speaker 15: Thank god. You know, I was on us showtime at
Speaker 15: the problem with Steven. They got it. You know, I
Speaker 15: went to bookoo rate they got because there's so many
Speaker 15: times you could you could have said no, or you
Speaker 15: could have.
Speaker 9: Not believed in yourself.
Speaker 15: And your life would not even get to where we are, right.
Speaker 15: I mean the same with you. You know, you had
Speaker 15: a moment in your life when you wasn't doing very well,
Speaker 15: and what if you just said I'm not gonna do
Speaker 15: comedy no more. I wouldn't even be on the phone
Speaker 15: with you.
Speaker 7: You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 6: When you read a book like this, you've got a
Speaker 6: guy that's telling you the weird really, and it's gonna
Speaker 6: resonate with a lot of people because people got to
Speaker 6: know the good and the bad. A lot of people
Speaker 6: write books to just tell you the goods. Well, what
Speaker 6: about the bad though? Because the bads don't happen. What
Speaker 6: you think was the most redeeming quality for you that
Speaker 6: helped you with stand and deal with.
Speaker 15: The bad o my faith in God, you know. And
Speaker 15: I've had some magnificent losses, you know. I lost my
Speaker 15: dad last year, I lost my mom, I lost my brother.
Speaker 15: It was like a back to back on tsunami pain,
Speaker 15: you know what I mean. And people don't ever think that,
Speaker 15: you know, Comedians have tough times, man yo, man dad,
Speaker 15: it's a heartache that it's just like beyond what you
Speaker 15: can imagine. But how do you get through it a
Speaker 15: day to time? How do you get through a prayer?
Speaker 15: How do you get through a storm? Optimism, your hope,
Speaker 15: your belief in yourself, you know, and a lot of
Speaker 15: us get kicked down, you know. And it could be
Speaker 15: it could be something like mine. It could be a
Speaker 15: loss of a job, it could be the loss of
Speaker 15: a child, like there's so.
Speaker 9: Many different ways, like can't hit you in the.
Speaker 15: Gut, But we got to get up, you know what
Speaker 15: I mean. And that's what I hope My book top
Speaker 15: feeling like you know the title top building, like you
Speaker 15: want to be the best you could be, Like you
Speaker 15: want to get through, right, So you got to push.
Speaker 15: You just gotta push, you know what I mean. And
Speaker 15: you ain't gonna get it all in the day, you
Speaker 15: know what I mean. You've got to push mine lift go.
Speaker 6: Yeah, man, that's what I'm talking. Hey, listen, we're gonna
Speaker 6: come back with more Field telling me we're gonna talk
Speaker 6: more about the book and more.
Speaker 2: About the book is out. It's on all formats, y'all.
Speaker 2: He's got a audio book, is Bill? Is audio book?
Speaker 7: In your voice? My boy?
Speaker 2: Oh hell no.
Speaker 15: I didn't want more than Freeman to do it because
Speaker 15: y'all be sleeping, So I just say.
Speaker 2: All from Bill, but after this the book in his
Speaker 2: own boy.
Speaker 11: You're listening hard Morning Show.
Speaker 6: All right, y'all, we're back. We're back with Steve Hardy
Speaker 6: Morning Show. So Bill Uh back on the stripper, back
Speaker 6: on the strip. Everybody is with Wesley Snipes, Kevin hard
Speaker 6: Gary on Tiffany Hattis.
Speaker 2: What what is back on the strip about?
Speaker 15: Well, we play strippers that's trying to get back together
Speaker 15: and what Steve listen, listen to me. I start. It
Speaker 15: was easy to be a stripper. After I had to
Speaker 15: do all them dance I learned two words hip flexer okay,
Speaker 15: and when your hip flexa goes, you don hey listen,
Speaker 15: hey jeeves. Now every time I see a strip of
Speaker 15: I'll give him an extra twenty. I realized, Man, I was,
Speaker 15: You've ever been so in a spot you didn't know
Speaker 15: existent on your body because you got to keep doing
Speaker 15: these dance moves.
Speaker 9: Over and over. I fased on love just passed out.
Speaker 9: He said, Man, go ahead, man, Gary Owen blew his
Speaker 9: knee out.
Speaker 2: Hey, man, what are y'all? Some whole ass? And we're
Speaker 2: trying to.
Speaker 15: Get we're trying to get back in shape. But we
Speaker 15: really really was trying to get back in shape. When
Speaker 15: I tell you, there was an injury every day.
Speaker 10: And he was like, God, funny though, but it's very funny.
Speaker 15: You know, these guys are dysfunctional, uh friends, you know,
Speaker 15: like it was almost like, you know, the temptations of whatever.
Speaker 15: A group of guys we call the chocolate chips, and
Speaker 15: we're gonna get.
Speaker 9: That chocolate right.
Speaker 15: We got to get back in shape. We got to
Speaker 15: get the boys back together. We got to get our team.
Speaker 15: So it's it's a journey of comedy.
Speaker 7: JB.
Speaker 15: Smooth, he's in there acting the fool.
Speaker 9: You know.
Speaker 15: Everybody's in a different place like I'm. You know, I
Speaker 15: was like this little you know, really hot hot stripper.
Speaker 15: Now I got full daughters, you know, and you know,
Speaker 15: you know JB. JB is a path to now. But
Speaker 15: he still keep doing stripper stuff, white preaching. He can't stop.
Speaker 15: He can't stop moving his waist, you know when.
Speaker 9: So it's a lot of fun and you know, and
Speaker 9: stuff like that. So I really had a good time
Speaker 9: doing that movie.
Speaker 2: Hey man, congratulations on everything.
Speaker 15: Hey bro, I love you, man. I'm always there for you.
Speaker 15: Call me, you know, next time when you own your helicopter,
Speaker 15: call me when you get down, not in the air.
Speaker 6: The only reason I told you that so somebody would
Speaker 6: know where I was. I'm on helicop I ain't. I
Speaker 6: I didn't even tell him who I was. I just
Speaker 6: said I'm in a helicop John. But usually that's out.
Speaker 7: The country when you do that. I don't.
Speaker 2: I don't really do helicopters here in America.
Speaker 6: My first helicopter ride was on a mosquito, what they
Speaker 6: call the mosquito, that little bubble joint.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just you and the pilot.
Speaker 6: And you sit up in there and you can look
Speaker 6: down and it's glass at the bottom and.
Speaker 2: You could see the tree top the top house. I didn't.
Speaker 15: We don't do that. We don't care for that one
Speaker 15: too good.
Speaker 2: I need two engines and we need two.
Speaker 15: Pilots because one of y'all could fall out. You know,
Speaker 15: you know they say they say faint, they say seizeon.
Speaker 15: But when we was coming up, it was called fallout.
Speaker 15: One of y'all could fall out.
Speaker 2: Yeah, faint and seizure. It wasn't None of that wasn't. Listen,
Speaker 2: listen to me.
Speaker 6: The name of the book is called top Billing. It's
Speaker 6: every where you can go to stars. You can go online,
Speaker 6: you can buy it, you can download it. He's got
Speaker 6: an audio book that's in his voice.
Speaker 7: Not to be.
Speaker 6: Confused with Morgan Freeman, because he don't want you to
Speaker 6: go to sleep, and he did it in his voice. Also,
Speaker 6: you need to go see the movie back on the
Speaker 6: Strippers in theaters now. He's alongside Wesley Snipes, Kevin Hard,
Speaker 6: Gary On, Tiffany Hattish and others, some old strippers trying
Speaker 6: to come back. And also he got some upcoming comedy dates.
Speaker 6: He's gonna be at Levity Live in West Nyack, New York,
Speaker 6: this week in Everybody September eighth through the tenth. Then
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Speaker 6: He gonna be in Virginia Beach at the Funny Bone
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Speaker 6: In October, he will be at the Arik Crown Theater.
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Speaker 6: ladies and gentlemen, The one and only that, damn Steve.
Speaker 15: I love you, Shirley, y'all, y'all, my people, many hey,
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Speaker 6: I love you Bill.
Speaker 15: Hey man, y'all are hilarious. Y'all woke me all the
Speaker 15: way up. I ain't even had no water. Let's go.
Speaker 10: Oh, we love us and Bill Bellamy can't wait to
Speaker 10: see I can't wait.
Speaker 1: To see the movie and read the book.
Speaker 11: Steve.
Speaker 10: We touched on a little bit as we left the
Speaker 10: radio yesterdays as we got off the air. But this
Speaker 10: this situation on this airplane with this guy that had diarrhea.
Speaker 2: Trend in the story.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's still all over the end.
Speaker 6: First of all, let me tell you they was on
Speaker 6: the flight. Where did the flight originate.
Speaker 1: From Atlanta and going to Barcelona?
Speaker 6: Yeah, let me play when you have it that as
Speaker 6: bad as this man had.
Speaker 1: Uh huh.
Speaker 2: You got on the plane not feeling.
Speaker 1: Yourself, so you were a little sick something.
Speaker 6: Yeah, this don't just this ain't because what he did
Speaker 6: didn't happen just all of a sudden out of.
Speaker 1: Open right, tommy a something.
Speaker 2: This was pressure. This is building up now.
Speaker 6: I know you want to go to Spain, but that's
Speaker 6: a long ass flight. I don't even know how long
Speaker 6: the flight is. But you can't get on a plane
Speaker 6: that's going somewhere for more than an hour and a
Speaker 6: half or two hours and you already a little sick.
Speaker 2: To get up. It's a how long?
Speaker 1: Eight hour? Eight hour?
Speaker 2: That's too that's too long. And you got cabin pressure. Yeah,
Speaker 2: there you go. There's some pressure on your body compressing.
Speaker 9: Now.
Speaker 6: Now what happened to homeboy was was holding and he
Speaker 6: had clinched as hard as he had he.
Speaker 2: He hold it for eight hours. There's No, he wanted
Speaker 2: to go to Spain. And I already know this was
Speaker 2: some white dude. Already know he probably had.
Speaker 11: On shore say that diarrhea has no.
Speaker 2: Races have diarrhea yet not on the plane though. That's
Speaker 2: some white folks.
Speaker 13: Though, we'll change his whole flight.
Speaker 6: God, black people will know. I got to hold up,
Speaker 6: go back to the gate. Plus you, I don't know
Speaker 6: how you set that till it got to the explosion point,
Speaker 6: because I don't give a damn but you know how
Speaker 6: to bath bed line for bathroom people. I'd have been
Speaker 6: wearing whoever was in there so bad. Hey, I'm telling you,
Speaker 6: come on, man, Hey, you got to open this damn dope.
Speaker 6: I'm telling you list send to me. Sir, sir, you
Speaker 6: have got to sit down, get your damn hands off
Speaker 6: of me.
Speaker 2: I'm telling you what's happening right now.
Speaker 6: I got to get in his bathroom, so you can't
Speaker 6: get in the bathroom. Ain't no problem that's gone up
Speaker 6: here there, that's going up here to the galley. Ain't
Speaker 6: no problem going up here where y'all fixing food. Give
Speaker 6: me your trash can, give me your trash can. Yes,
Speaker 6: But other people, yeah, they will see now that's where
Speaker 6: it was so bad.
Speaker 2: Some sugar honey ice tea on meat.
Speaker 1: Huh say that again?
Speaker 2: If you splash some sugar honey ice. He was six.
Speaker 2: I don't give it, Damn, I'm gonna be sick and injured.
Speaker 2: So now now that didn't happen.
Speaker 13: Was he apologizes up the whole time.
Speaker 2: But nothing you could say?
Speaker 7: What what? What?
Speaker 2: Hey, y'all people rave my bad.
Speaker 6: Hey, bro, look man, shooger honey iced tea. Don't and
Speaker 6: I just bro, bro, Bro, look man, ma'am, ma'am.
Speaker 2: Ma'am from ma'am. I tried.
Speaker 6: I tried to wipe it off. See, let me explain something, y'all.
Speaker 6: See when you sugar honey, I see it. It's kind
Speaker 6: of hard.
Speaker 2: You know. I couldn't control it.
Speaker 6: You just just shootny iced ty airway.
Speaker 10: Yeah, all right, listen, we gotta go. Coming up next,
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Speaker 1: Thank you, nephew. Subject she's coming over where?
Speaker 7: Huh?
Speaker 1: Yes, Steven Shirley.
Speaker 10: For the first two years of my marriage, we worked
Speaker 10: hard to blend our children and our exes. I've done
Speaker 10: a great job with my ex husband because he's remarried
Speaker 10: and his new wife is respectful and mature. My husband's
Speaker 10: ex is still single, bitter and immature, so it's hard
Speaker 10: to co parent with her. She told my husband that
Speaker 10: I purposely buy my children design her clothes because I
Speaker 10: know she can't afford to buy them for her two daughters.
Speaker 10: When I did buy their daughter a small designer purse,
Speaker 10: the ex wife had it and she posted it on Facebook,
Speaker 10: So no, I'm not buying any more bags. She was
Speaker 10: so evil up until she met a nice man and
Speaker 10: she seemed to be happy. A few months later, he
Speaker 10: ghosted her. The children said their mom accused a man
Speaker 10: of cheating, but he was at Bible study and his
Speaker 10: pastor confirmed it. Right after that. Bitter Betty was back
Speaker 10: For some odd reason. My husband felt a little compassion
Speaker 10: for her, and he sat me down on August twenty fifth.
Speaker 10: I will never forget the day or the time. It
Speaker 10: was four point thirty two pm. He asked me if
Speaker 10: I would be okay with inviting his ex wife over
Speaker 10: for labor Day so she wouldn't be alone. I jumped
Speaker 10: up and my husband ran out of the room. I
Speaker 10: don't know what came over me. How did he fix
Speaker 10: his mouth to ask me that I went to my parents'
Speaker 10: house to vent and get their advice. My mom agreed
Speaker 10: with my husband and said that I'd be the bigger
Speaker 10: person if I allowed the woman to come over. My
Speaker 10: dad said that my husband is a big wooss. Needless
Speaker 10: to say, the ex wife was not at my house
Speaker 10: for labor day, and my husband is still pouting about it.
Speaker 10: He says, I'm not trying to keep the peace. Was
Speaker 10: I the one being immatured this time?
Speaker 1: Well?
Speaker 10: I got to tell you that your mom is right,
Speaker 10: of course in theory. I mean she's taking the Michelle Obama.
Speaker 10: When they go low, we go high approach.
Speaker 1: In this mess. She wants you to be a bigger person.
Speaker 10: But while it sounds good, I'm really in agreement with you.
Speaker 10: This woman is immature and jealous and she's not gonna
Speaker 10: act right.
Speaker 1: I just don't see it.
Speaker 10: She's had too many chances to do the right thing,
Speaker 10: and she's failed it every turn. She had her daughter's
Speaker 10: designer bag and posted it on her Facebook. Why I
Speaker 10: mean that was unnecessary. You bought the bag for the baby,
Speaker 10: not her. You would think she'd be happy and grateful that.
Speaker 10: You don't make a difference between your kids and her kids.
Speaker 10: You treat them all the same. But no, she continues
Speaker 10: to act up. You believe in holding her accountable for
Speaker 10: her actions. Your husband doesn't. If you're feeling a certain
Speaker 10: way about it. Remember the bottom line at your house,
Speaker 10: and if you're uncomfortable with having her there, you don't
Speaker 10: have to, especially, you know, if it's not really going right,
Speaker 10: the co parenting is not going well between them. I
Speaker 10: think you guys would be better off introducing her to
Speaker 10: some of your single male friends. If you have any sense,
Speaker 10: you say she's happier when she has a man.
Speaker 6: Steve Well, I think we've run into a situation here
Speaker 6: where we're trying to accommodate somebody, and that's not don't.
Speaker 6: I don't think that's what has to happen here. I
Speaker 6: think it's very difficult. These blended families, these exes and
Speaker 6: all like this. This is difficult and you're gonna run
Speaker 6: into some challenges. Now you the first two years of
Speaker 6: your marriage, y'all worked hard to blend y'all kids and
Speaker 6: y'all exes. Now here you go bragging a little bit.
Speaker 6: I've done a great job. My ex husband because he's
Speaker 6: remarried and his new wife is respectful and mature. My
Speaker 6: husband is still single, bitter and immature, and it's hard
Speaker 6: to cope parents with her. It's gonna be the problem.
Speaker 6: Once they see that a man has moved on, then
Speaker 6: they figure they immediately want to blame the new one
Speaker 6: as the reason why. I ain't really got nothing to
Speaker 6: do with it. He didne just moved on. They didn't
Speaker 6: work out. She told my husband that you intentionally buy
Speaker 6: your children designer clothes because I know she can't afford
Speaker 6: to buy them for her two daughter.
Speaker 2: Then when you bought her.
Speaker 6: Daughter a small designer daughter of a small designer bag,
Speaker 6: the ex wife had it and she put it on Facebook.
Speaker 2: So now I ain't buying no more damn bag.
Speaker 6: And I agree, that's the last damn bag that went
Speaker 6: over to that house. Sit up in there, posting like
Speaker 6: you flexing now with the baby bag, and you got
Speaker 6: to work in it like it's yours. No, no, so
Speaker 6: it ain't a more bag. But she was so evil
Speaker 6: until she met a nice man and seemed.
Speaker 2: To be happy.
Speaker 6: Oh i've seen this movie, lord, No, I've seen this movie.
Speaker 6: For a minute, I thought I had wrote the letter God. Yes,
Speaker 6: four minutes. But I ain't got.
Speaker 2: No ex husband, so that kind of greve me out. Okay, okay,
Speaker 2: I felt better after that.
Speaker 6: And then met this nice man, seem to be happy.
Speaker 6: Then he ghosted her. The children said that they Mama
Speaker 6: accused a man of cheating, but he was at Bible
Speaker 6: study and his pastor confirmed it. Now once the pastor confirmed, yeah,
Speaker 6: he was at Bible story and you say he was cheating.
Speaker 2: See, now you don't even want to believe the truth.
Speaker 2: He should have lied. This is when Lyon come in here.
Speaker 6: Wait what you heard me? He should have lied, I
Speaker 6: really he should have lied. He gonna tell the truth.
Speaker 6: Now she don't believe the truth. The pastor that confirmed
Speaker 6: it this when Lyne come in.
Speaker 2: Ahead o care.
Speaker 6: Anyway, bitter Betty was back, and for some odd reason,
Speaker 6: your husband felt a little compassion for her and set
Speaker 6: me down.
Speaker 2: On August twenty fifth, at four thirty two, Pete em.
Speaker 6: To ask me if I'd be okay inviting her over
Speaker 6: for labor dates so she wouldn't be alone when I
Speaker 6: come back.
Speaker 2: We're gonna deal with that, all right.
Speaker 10: We'll have part two of Steve's response coming up at
Speaker 10: twenty three minutes after the hour. Today's Strawberry letter. Subject
Speaker 10: She's coming over where. We'll get back into it right
Speaker 10: after this. You're listening Steve Hardy Morning Show. All right,
Speaker 10: Come on, Steve, let's recap today's strawberry letter. The subject
Speaker 10: is She's coming over where?
Speaker 2: Love it.
Speaker 6: This is yeah, lady having trouble with her husband's ex,
Speaker 6: who's bitter alone, got the two girls jealous of the
Speaker 6: way he has his new family and moved on. But
Speaker 6: he's still taking care of his children. He had a
Speaker 6: great relationship with his daughters. They always over there, seemed
Speaker 6: like throughout this letter. But the problem is she's been in.
Speaker 6: She's evil, She makes life rough, accusing him of treating
Speaker 6: new family better than hers. They buy the new by
Speaker 6: his daughters a designer purse. The mama got it on
Speaker 6: Facebook posing with the person. So now thee this wife
Speaker 6: and the letter say animal bags going over there and
Speaker 6: I a Greek.
Speaker 2: You know you can put your last post though the bag.
Speaker 6: Yeah, you took the baby's bag just online with your
Speaker 6: little coach purse like you bought one. I know that,
Speaker 6: I know that you're just a coach person. This ain't no,
Speaker 6: This ain't no Gucci bag or nothing. This coach coach.
Speaker 6: You know, one of them just ain't proud of or
Speaker 6: nothing like that. You might might go as per this
Speaker 6: ain't louse at the time them three thousand ain't nobody
Speaker 6: doing that.
Speaker 2: Same feeling for the baby you got.
Speaker 6: You got coach bad and you pose it with the
Speaker 6: coach bad and you know U T J Max people.
Speaker 6: Your bag come from stein Mark.
Speaker 2: You know that you know your bag and you target.
Speaker 2: You know your.
Speaker 6: Bad can target and and and you know and be
Speaker 6: proud of it. But don't get the coach and start flexing.
Speaker 6: You already know.
Speaker 2: We out let people. I've been that. I'm proud.
Speaker 6: I'm you you at the sax Stoke not sad and
Speaker 6: take the X. You have to x a X outlet.
Speaker 6: There ain't nothing wrong with that. You got fake it
Speaker 6: till you make me well.
Speaker 2: She's bitter, she lost the man she had, and.
Speaker 6: Now she's back to being bitter. And then he'll never
Speaker 6: forget the day. It was August twenty fifth and four
Speaker 6: thirty two. He asked me if i'd be okay with
Speaker 6: inviting his ex wife over for labor day so she
Speaker 6: wouldn't be alone.
Speaker 2: I jumped up. My husband ran out the room. He worried.
Speaker 2: He ran out.
Speaker 6: He realized when the words came out his mouth that
Speaker 6: he needed to get them back in. I said some stuff,
Speaker 6: but I tried to it held.
Speaker 2: The words back then, but once they get out, thank y'all.
Speaker 2: I give a deep breath.
Speaker 6: I tried to get them all back out the room
Speaker 6: so I wouldn't nobody here. I try to do that
Speaker 6: and it just don't work. So now and she tripped.
Speaker 6: She said, I don't know what came over me? How
Speaker 6: did he fix his mouth to ask me that? I
Speaker 6: went to my parents' house and went to get their advice.
Speaker 6: My mom agree with my husband and said that I'd
Speaker 6: be the bigger person if I allowed the woman to
Speaker 6: come home. My dad said, your husband is a big
Speaker 6: wooss and needless to say, the ex wife was not
Speaker 6: at my house for labor day, and my husband is
Speaker 6: still pouting about it, he says, I'm not trying to
Speaker 6: keep the peace? Was I the one being immature this time?
Speaker 6: Here's the problem that I see because your daddy and
Speaker 6: called it, your husband's scared of it. Yeah, so see, Look,
Speaker 6: since he don't have the problem solving.
Speaker 2: Skills, he won't to just comply.
Speaker 6: But see, let me tell you something, man, it's some
Speaker 6: people you can't do nothing for to make happy, and
Speaker 6: you got to get out of to make a You
Speaker 6: got to get out of to make a miserable person
Speaker 6: happy being because you cannot make miserable people happy. Let
Speaker 6: me tell you something, dug, Why are you trying to
Speaker 6: bring her over to the house for labor day so
Speaker 6: she don't be alone? What are you kidding me? This
Speaker 6: labor day? So you're gonna invite this disruptive fourth over
Speaker 6: to your house, your wife's house. Make her have to
Speaker 6: deal with being uncomfortable so her ass can be comfortable. Dog,
Speaker 6: you couldn't make her happy when y'all was married, right,
Speaker 6: what makes you think you finna make her happy. Now
Speaker 6: we're gonna invite her over to the house. She gonna
Speaker 6: post your whole house on Facebook.
Speaker 7: This how.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're gonna be up in her clothes and taking
Speaker 2: picture of her bags and everything.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm telling you, dog and no, lady, you are
Speaker 6: not wrong for that, because you have every right to
Speaker 6: have to live in a peaceful home.
Speaker 2: Amerspect, I stop inviting people.
Speaker 6: You can't come to my house if Marjorie's gonna come,
Speaker 6: and Marjorie ain't letting you come over to the house
Speaker 6: if I'm comfortable. Marjorie got a girlfriend that she's really
Speaker 6: cool with, but I don't give a damn about the hug.
Speaker 2: I really don't.
Speaker 6: Okay, so having them over as a couple that ain't
Speaker 6: working for me because I'm not sitting up ignorant. I'm
Speaker 6: not sitting up entertaining his ignorant ass.
Speaker 2: In my house. No, my house is for peace.
Speaker 6: I come home to recharge and know you are not
Speaker 6: immature for not doing that. And your mother is right.
Speaker 6: You could have been the bigger person, but when she
Speaker 6: gonna be big. See, you can't be a bigger person
Speaker 6: to a person. Stay small all the day time. Every
Speaker 6: move I make is bigger. The fact that I ain't
Speaker 6: slapped you yet is making me bigger.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 6: No, you cannot bring this woman into your wife's house
Speaker 6: and make your wife onk comfort. Not That's day, but
Speaker 6: day Valentine's Day, say, Patty is day all the day,
Speaker 6: all the day.
Speaker 2: I don't get damn by some trees ass over here.
Speaker 1: Strawberry Letter at Steve.
Speaker 2: They come over here on President's Day and I don't
Speaker 2: like none of them said, but.
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Speaker 6: No hard.
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Speaker 10: it today and coming up at forty six minutes after
Speaker 10: the hour, we got Junior and Sports Talk. Right you're
Speaker 10: listening morning show. It is time now for Junior and
Speaker 10: Sports Talk. What you got Junior?
Speaker 13: Oh Sureley, it's here, it's here now, it's today. Man,
Speaker 13: I need pipping right now.
Speaker 2: You ain't gotta ask for one time? When was up?
Speaker 5: Junior?
Speaker 13: Came that boy?
Speaker 6: Ain't no one's up? Sure, Hey, Mississippi. That is why
Speaker 6: I'm here for the lady. You know what I'm saying, Jane.
Speaker 2: What you got man? What's up here?
Speaker 5: Man?
Speaker 13: NFL football starts tonight.
Speaker 2: Man, Yeah, yeah, we got the.
Speaker 6: Chiefs and the Lions tonight, Pippins Chiefs on the line.
Speaker 13: Yeah man, what what? What do you see the Chiefs?
Speaker 13: You think they can win the Super Bowl again?
Speaker 9: Man?
Speaker 13: You got to pick the win the Super Bowl?
Speaker 2: Uh uh no, no, anybody, I'm not. I'm tired of
Speaker 2: watching that movie.
Speaker 6: Matter of fact, I got news for You're gonna be
Speaker 6: a shock of the night Detroit.
Speaker 2: What Yeah, Game.
Speaker 6: One opening, they gonna come in with the wrong attitude.
Speaker 6: D Troy shock the world tonight.
Speaker 13: So ain't no more Chiefs winning super Bowl this year?
Speaker 13: It's gonna be.
Speaker 2: You're gonna ask me the rest of these games from
Speaker 2: we run.
Speaker 15: No.
Speaker 2: I just told you no. I just told you no,
Speaker 2: I ain't winning the Super Bowl.
Speaker 15: So now what?
Speaker 13: Okay, I'm just saying, because you know, Detroit, they looking better.
Speaker 13: The Chiefs is the defending champs. So I just wanted
Speaker 13: to make sure you know we're gonna see another team.
Speaker 13: Do you have another pick for the Super Bowl this year?
Speaker 2: I ain't gonna be Kansas City.
Speaker 6: Now, Kansas City, egos, Philly is gonna win it this year? Okay, Okay, I.
Speaker 2: Like it damn he heard me.
Speaker 6: I'm picking Philly because it started with a pink pippot
Speaker 6: ass Philly. Now I'm asking me. He acts like I
Speaker 6: stuttered something. I ain't have to say it twice.
Speaker 13: No, No, I ain't mad at you, Philly. That's your pick.
Speaker 9: You know.
Speaker 13: I think the Texans gonna win Super Bowl this year.
Speaker 13: That's what I'm gonna win.
Speaker 2: You don't you the only one thing? Now?
Speaker 6: I got new you that the Texans don't feel that way.
Speaker 6: That ain't nobody on the Texans. There ain't nobody on
Speaker 6: the taxis Row super Bowl on they locker.
Speaker 2: They know they going on. That's called the last game.
Speaker 2: They already know where they going.
Speaker 13: That's kind of horriful pipping. I thought I could pick
Speaker 13: my team. That's what I want to go with. I
Speaker 13: want to go cause I'm supporting the Texans. Okay, you picking,
Speaker 13: I can't be right.
Speaker 2: You know something, Junior?
Speaker 7: Yeah, you know.
Speaker 6: When I give my opinion, you know one thing. But
Speaker 6: when you get your opinion, I don't give a dependent.
Speaker 6: The segment is about pimping. You said I need pimping
Speaker 6: in here. Now you stay in here telling me about
Speaker 6: damn Texas. You know everybody else, No good. Hell, well,
Speaker 6: do you know they ours is twenty thousand and one.
Speaker 6: This the lower oars in the league is dim is
Speaker 6: tied with the Airs on the cardinal. You ain't going
Speaker 6: to no damn super Bowl. You ain't going to the playoffs.
Speaker 1: And thank you Junior.
Speaker 2: Win six sixth games.
Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour.
Speaker 10: Well, check Steve's voicemail eight seven seven twenty nine, Steve,
Speaker 10: right after this, you're listening hard morning showing. All right,
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Speaker 10: you'd like to leave a message for Steve, call him
Speaker 10: eight seven seven twenty nine, Steve eight seven seven twenty nine, Steve,
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Speaker 10: were you ready?
Speaker 1: All right, Steve, this guy has a relationship work question.
Speaker 16: Yeah, Steve, lovey, just Saylana, I just need to get
Speaker 16: some invites from me. I was dealing with a woman.
Speaker 16: She was my boss, but she shouldn't seem to keep
Speaker 16: it real. Just a lot of lives, a lot of
Speaker 16: different men, always popping up to make a long story show.
Speaker 16: We broke up like ten days ago, and she's still
Speaker 16: my boss, but she just like didn't get that work already.
Speaker 16: She's already like calling me and texting people and not
Speaker 16: adding me in text. So it's gonna be hard for
Speaker 16: me to go with this situation. Like, I'm over the
Speaker 16: situation as far as her, like, I don't want it
Speaker 16: no more. I'm done, but I'm gonna continue to go
Speaker 16: to work because my budles have to be paid. Can
Speaker 16: you give me some advice on this situation, please?
Speaker 6: Hark Yeah, man, you need a new job though. This
Speaker 6: ain't gonna work out for you.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 6: Here's the advantage you have though, depending on what kind
Speaker 6: of job this is. If this ain't no mom in
Speaker 6: pop job or nothing like this, there's a department called
Speaker 6: HR and what she can ill afford is for.
Speaker 2: This to get out now.
Speaker 6: I don't want you to go in there and threaten
Speaker 6: a woman's job and nothing like this.
Speaker 2: And you're not that type of dude, I can already tell.
Speaker 6: But me personally, Jod just think you need a new job,
Speaker 6: fresh start, you know, because this ain't gonna work out
Speaker 6: for you. She already keeping you out the email loop
Speaker 6: and all like that. And she got some power now
Speaker 6: she's abused the power. So that's the play you have. Yeah,
Speaker 6: I don't know very many men who you that. But
Speaker 6: now what you're not gonna do is cause me to
Speaker 6: lose my money over this situation because now I'm gonna
Speaker 6: have to bring something.
Speaker 2: To your attention.
Speaker 6: Yeah, you know, we had a relationship, and I don't
Speaker 6: think you want hr to know about this. So now
Speaker 6: let's just treat me fairly and let bygones be back on.
Speaker 10: So, Steve, what if he goes to the new job
Speaker 10: and it's a female boss, then once.
Speaker 6: Well, you got to stop sleeping with people here. You
Speaker 6: got to quit sleeping people that's got your life in their.
Speaker 2: Hands, right.
Speaker 1: Lesson learn all.
Speaker 6: Right, My daddy taught me a very valuable lesson. Don't
Speaker 6: sugar honey ice.
Speaker 2: Tea where you eat, Yeah, because you're gonna get something
Speaker 2: around your mouth and you ain't gonna like the way
Speaker 2: it tastes.
Speaker 10: M Okay, all right, So moving on to the next one.
Speaker 10: This past Tuesday, Steve, if you recalled during our ass
Speaker 10: the Colo segment, Maria from Jacksonville wrote that her mom
Speaker 10: cheated on her dad finally after years of treating her
Speaker 10: like a child. So the daughter went to visit her
Speaker 10: dad and the dad is mad because she's not mad
Speaker 10: at her mom. So the daughter asked, is she supposed
Speaker 10: to pick a side? Do you remember that one?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 10: All right, So now here's a comment to your response, Steve,
Speaker 10: take a listen.
Speaker 7: Yeah. I listened to the Steve.
Speaker 17: Harvey Moore on the show every day and the constradictions
Speaker 17: are killing me.
Speaker 7: A young lady called in.
Speaker 17: And asked whether her father was right about her not
Speaker 17: being mad because her mom cheated and Steve just went
Speaker 17: and gave the craziest answer that I knew he was
Speaker 17: gonna get because it was a woman. But if it
Speaker 17: was a mom that had got cheated on by the dad,
Speaker 17: he would have been so for the young lady being
Speaker 17: mad at the dad.
Speaker 7: And that's just crazy how his.
Speaker 17: Answers are according to how they would make women chill.
Speaker 17: But if that's how he got his claims to being
Speaker 17: famous as he is right now, then that's how he's
Speaker 17: gonna hold on to it.
Speaker 2: Okay, I disagree with you.
Speaker 6: I have the right to feel and say what I
Speaker 6: want to say, but I do disagree you. The dad
Speaker 6: is mad at the young woman for not taking his side.
Speaker 6: What you're leaving out of the situation is the dad
Speaker 6: has been cheating on the mama for all these years,
Speaker 6: and now she cheated on the daddy. Every action gets
Speaker 6: an equal and opposite reaction. So she didn't side with
Speaker 6: her mama. She didn't side with her daddy when her
Speaker 6: mama cheated, and he didn't side with her. They've had
Speaker 6: a relationship. He mad now because she didn't want she
Speaker 6: want the daughter to side with him. I disagree with you,
Speaker 6: brun And then the other statement about that's how he
Speaker 6: made his career exactly right, That's how I made my career.
Speaker 2: And so what's wrong with that?
Speaker 7: Right?
Speaker 2: What is we stupid?
Speaker 10: Thanks for your phone calls of the sea.
Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show coming up to.
Speaker 2: My audience, is what you want me to do?
Speaker 1: After the hour? Right after this, you're listening.
Speaker 11: Hardy Morning Show.
Speaker 10: Dwayne the Rock Johnson and Oprah Winfrey are receiving backlash
Speaker 10: online because they were asking fans to donate to Maui relief.
Speaker 10: Both of them joined forces to launch the People's Fund
Speaker 10: of Maui to help residents who were affected by the
Speaker 10: recent wildfires, but the internet hit back, asking why they,
Speaker 10: who are billionaires don't just cough up the money themselves
Speaker 10: instead of taking it from regular people In the video announcement,
Speaker 10: Oprah and The Rock do point out that they donated
Speaker 10: a total of ten million dollars to start the fund.
Speaker 10: One person wrote, the math ain't math in with this one.
Speaker 10: You guys literally have so much money you can donate
Speaker 10: it and make it back within a year.
Speaker 6: That's an unfair statement that people make. See listen to
Speaker 6: me if that's your take on wealthy people. Do you
Speaker 6: know that wealthy people they don't have what you think
Speaker 6: they have, and they don't have access to what you
Speaker 6: think they have. Now, they are blessed in an abundant way,
Speaker 6: of course they are. But if every disaster came along,
Speaker 6: you put the onus on them to fix it. How
Speaker 6: many disasters you think they could fix because you know
Speaker 6: how many disasters go down every year.
Speaker 2: Right, And they put up ten million. That's a lot
Speaker 2: of money. Yeah, And it's unfair.
Speaker 6: And when rich people ask for money, it's hard because
Speaker 6: this is the backlass you get. Rich people do a
Speaker 6: lot sometimes to help people, and you have no idea
Speaker 6: what the Rock is doing, all Oprah is doing. But
Speaker 6: I mean, I understand where y'all coming from, but they
Speaker 6: got no obligation to MAUI.
Speaker 10: Coming up at thirty three minutes after the hour, we'll
Speaker 10: play another round. Would you rather right after this you're
Speaker 10: listening Morning show? It is time now for a round
Speaker 10: of would would you rather give up watching football for
Speaker 10: the next two years or would you rather give up
Speaker 10: texting for the next two years?
Speaker 1: Which one?
Speaker 2: I give up texting.
Speaker 1: Game texts.
Speaker 2: I'm going to watch the game.
Speaker 10: Yeah. As much as they were crying over the summer,
Speaker 10: I believe them right there?
Speaker 6: Man, you mean I got to talk on the phone.
Speaker 6: I can't do this without football, no test? Well what
Speaker 6: can I do though?
Speaker 1: If you don't watch?
Speaker 2: You're talking about the phone.
Speaker 1: I ain't little over and went to the pay phone.
Speaker 2: Don't his phone?
Speaker 9: We know.
Speaker 6: I don't know why you called it. That don't make
Speaker 6: no damn sense. Why are you calling me?
Speaker 2: You damn right? I'm watching?
Speaker 1: Yes, Junior? All right, we'll move on.
Speaker 10: Would you rather jump out of a moving car going
Speaker 10: about thirty five miles per hour?
Speaker 1: Would you rather go bungee jumping? Which one?
Speaker 2: I'm gone bungee jumping? Yeah?
Speaker 7: Wow?
Speaker 6: You jump your black ass out that car thirty miles
Speaker 6: for hour. You ain't gonna believe how you look when
Speaker 6: you get through. Lad you know last thirty years jump
Speaker 6: me talking about when you get through rolling, you're gonna
Speaker 6: need ID to get in your own house. I'm man,
Speaker 6: you don't have.
Speaker 2: Some about thirty miles an hour? You not fast?
Speaker 1: What I know? You just like bungee jumping.
Speaker 2: Hell like roll my leg we jumping. But brom, let
Speaker 2: me tell you something.
Speaker 6: I'm gonna put about six about eight pots twelve people
Speaker 6: in front of me, uh huh, and now I'm watch
Speaker 6: how they jump. Yeah, and then we're gonna get new cable.
Speaker 6: We go real because I don't want who you used
Speaker 6: to woe out one and then we're gonna get new cable.
Speaker 2: And then I'm gonna jump on out of here.
Speaker 6: But we can't jump out this car because I'm telling
Speaker 6: you there's no fixing that.
Speaker 2: Wow wow No, because see.
Speaker 6: You're gonna get injured at least bungee jumping. You're just
Speaker 6: gonna be scared and hope these things hold together and
Speaker 6: you'll go.
Speaker 2: If you jump out that car.
Speaker 8: It's just thirty five miles though, shut up, you don't
Speaker 8: know that's moving.
Speaker 2: Okay, thirty five miles an hour? Sure, okay, let me
Speaker 2: tell you.
Speaker 6: Let me go outside on some concrete and start running
Speaker 6: as fast as you can and then fall.
Speaker 2: What the hell happened? And that ain't thirty five? Maybe three?
Speaker 8: When I bung you jumped though, I'm gonna need a
Speaker 8: diap on, all right.
Speaker 2: I don't want no dip on like the man on
Speaker 2: the Belt of Light. Yeah, but I bounced back up.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna clear the whole bridge, y'all.
Speaker 1: God day's round of would you rather? Thanks? Guys?
Speaker 10: Coming up at forty nine minutes after the our It
Speaker 10: is our last break of the day, and we'll close
Speaker 10: out the show with the one and only Steve Harvey
Speaker 10: right after this.
Speaker 11: You're listening Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 10: All right, guys, here we are our last break of
Speaker 10: the day on this Thursday. Wow, right, this week is
Speaker 10: gone by fast. Yes, this week is gone by really fast.
Speaker 1: It has all right, Steve.
Speaker 10: Before we get out of here, there's one more phone
Speaker 10: call we have to listen to. This is from a
Speaker 10: guy who left a message about successful haters.
Speaker 8: Check.
Speaker 15: Hey, it's good Steve.
Speaker 17: It's James for Wayne, and I think that sometimes people
Speaker 17: are more.
Speaker 15: Successful than you do hate on you because they view
Speaker 15: you as a threat. So there are people that are
Speaker 15: more successful than.
Speaker 9: You that will hate on you because they think.
Speaker 16: That you come up for the spot where they think
Speaker 16: you can take the spot.
Speaker 6: Thank you, Yeah, I mean I agree with you on that.
Speaker 6: That's very true. That can have. From my standpoint, I
Speaker 6: haven't had a hater that's doing better than me.
Speaker 2: I do understand where he's coming.
Speaker 6: From, because that can happen if they think you're coming from.
Speaker 6: I've never been in competition with another person before. My
Speaker 6: competition has always been with myself. How do I become
Speaker 6: a better me? How do I better my position for
Speaker 6: my family, for my wife, for my children, for those
Speaker 6: lives I touch. That's always been my mission. I understand
Speaker 6: what you're saying. You know, if people think you coming
Speaker 6: from you know, look, if you run in the race
Speaker 6: and your race is gett somebody else, they not gonna
Speaker 6: sit there and let you just overtake them. I had
Speaker 6: to do one time talking about saying I'm gonna catch you,
Speaker 6: Steve Harvey. You know my response to him, hard to
Speaker 6: catch somebody that's still running. I mean, you can go
Speaker 6: after me and make me a target if you want to,
Speaker 6: and you can try to catch me, but it's hard
Speaker 6: to catch a person that's still running. And so I
Speaker 6: do agree with what he's saying that that can really happen.
Speaker 6: But when I talk about haters, I'm talking about the
Speaker 6: bottom feeders because it's so many more bottom feeders than
Speaker 6: it is top feeders.
Speaker 2: He's absolutely correct, it can happen, But.
Speaker 6: The bulk of your hate, and if you look at this,
Speaker 6: will come from bottom feeders, people who have nothing they
Speaker 6: can gain from it. They don't have the power to
Speaker 6: stop anything. They don't make decisions, nor are they shakers
Speaker 6: and movers, but they have the audacity because the Internet
Speaker 6: has become a place where they think they have a voice.
Speaker 6: You would be stunned at how many people got a
Speaker 6: thousand followers in the guy I got a thousand followers?
Speaker 2: Man, do you know how insignificant that is?
Speaker 7: Man?
Speaker 6: I got ten thousand likes? Do you know how insignificant
Speaker 6: that is. Let's just say, let me give you Let's
Speaker 6: say you got let's say you did something. You got
Speaker 6: two hundred and fifty thousand likes. That would send that
Speaker 6: average person into the stratosphere if they got something with
Speaker 6: two hundred and fifty thousand likes. But let me tell
Speaker 6: you something. First of all, do you know that it's
Speaker 6: a little more than eight billion people in this world.
Speaker 6: Eight billion people.
Speaker 2: In this world?
Speaker 6: What is one percent of eight billion? What is one
Speaker 6: percent of eight billions? Somebody do that for.
Speaker 2: Me right quick.
Speaker 6: They looked that up for me. Do you know how
Speaker 6: small that is? Do you know that's one percent? If
Speaker 6: you got two hundred and fifty thousand, you ain't even
Speaker 6: one percent.
Speaker 2: Of the people in the world like the statement you made.
Speaker 6: And then you have to consider who are the people
Speaker 6: that's liking what you said that was so hateful?
Speaker 2: You know who that is? Other bottom feeders.
Speaker 6: Barack Obama didn't like your message.
Speaker 2: No nobody.
Speaker 6: Tiger Woods didn't like your message. Beyonce, I ain't got
Speaker 6: off stage that liked your message. Michelle Obama didn't like
Speaker 6: your message. Your boss, your supervisor at your job, he didn't.
Speaker 2: Like your message.
Speaker 6: It's such a small number, man, And so listen to me, haters.
Speaker 2: First of all, man, can I say something.
Speaker 6: I really do this This season right now has really
Speaker 6: been a good season for me, and I've learned to
Speaker 6: thank God and the good and the bad. This was
Speaker 6: a great lesson for me because Marjorie and I were
Speaker 6: praying to get closer to God and closer to each
Speaker 6: other and become more trusting in God, and and and
Speaker 6: and and and and to be closer to one another.
Speaker 2: And do you know what he did? He did just that.
Speaker 6: He allowed us to experience something that with just all
Speaker 6: this stuff that's going on out here, all these lies
Speaker 6: and stuff, he allowed us to experience it. And you
Speaker 6: know what it did. It put us closer together. We're
Speaker 6: sitting at the householding each other. We are now closer
Speaker 6: than we've ever been. You know the other thing it did,
Speaker 6: it made us trust in God Almighty wholeheartedly because there's
Speaker 6: nothing we can do. He taught us not to respond.
Speaker 6: He taught us not to go after nobody.
Speaker 2: Do you know.
Speaker 6: I had an attorney called me and offered, hey, man,
Speaker 6: would you like me to send out some cease and desist?
Speaker 2: Would you you know how many ceasing desists I'd have
Speaker 2: to put out? Now, I'll spend all my time.
Speaker 6: And you know what that would be just what the
Speaker 6: devil wanted to me, to be a distraction. But either way,
Speaker 6: if you got a relationship with God, you covered either way.
Speaker 6: One more time Isaiah fifty four seventeen. No weapon formed
Speaker 6: against me, so prosper and it has not worked because
Speaker 6: we still shine it, and so will you.
Speaker 2: If you form a relationship with God.
Speaker 6: Talk to God today, he would absolutely love to hear
Speaker 6: from me.
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