Speaker 1: Hey, you found our podcast, but are you following it?
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Speaker 2: I think I see a listener outside right now.
Speaker 3: Hey wait a minute, No, no, not like that.
Speaker 4: It's brooken Jeffrey in the morning, and I read something
Speaker 4: today that kind of bummed me out.
Speaker 2: Oh god, why?
Speaker 4: And I hope it's not just me. I'm hoping you
Speaker 4: guys will be bummed out by the two.
Speaker 2: That way. I mean, it loves company, Yeah, that's the saying, jeff,
Speaker 2: but nobody wants to be around it.
Speaker 3: You guys re bolt together anyway. Does anyone here have
Speaker 3: a five year plan.
Speaker 2: You know, for life?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Why do you think we're here? Absolutely not.
Speaker 4: I say it because apparently the average adult in our
Speaker 4: country is now planning twelve years ahead. Who how are
Speaker 4: people doing that? How are you planning twelve years out?
Speaker 4: I don't even know when the.
Speaker 3: Next holiday is, that's true. Is it a labor day
Speaker 3: coming up soon?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 3: We passed, we passed it.
Speaker 2: I mean, what do you be, like, what do they
Speaker 2: put their twelve year plan? I don't know the plan.
Speaker 3: If I knew, I would probably be in this survey.
Speaker 4: We all planned out, but they have like twelve year
Speaker 4: financial plans for their savings for their four oh one king.
Speaker 2: I definitely have an idea of when I'm going to retire.
Speaker 5: It's easy when you're rich after retired. Any moment that's true.
Speaker 1: Plan right now.
Speaker 4: Then at the bottom of that survey, there was a
Speaker 4: link to the top ten holiday gifts, which I guess, well,
Speaker 4: we should be planning Christmas presents for the next twelve years.
Speaker 1: I think if we're going to keep up with everyone
Speaker 1: this year planning for next year, I.
Speaker 2: Like to buy everyone things that they don't like because
Speaker 2: I'm panic shopping at the last minute.
Speaker 4: Well, according to the survey, Christmas candy is going to
Speaker 4: be big again this year, along with instapots and self
Speaker 4: care products. And then at the bottom of that list
Speaker 4: there was another link to a study that found how
Speaker 4: long your first date should be and on average, I mean,
Speaker 4: I want to.
Speaker 3: Keep clicking on these links. It's just good in a hole.
Speaker 4: On average, they say first date should last a little
Speaker 4: less than three hours.
Speaker 2: Okay, drink what I.
Speaker 4: Can't imagine being with another human being for that long.
Speaker 2: What did you find next, Jo?
Speaker 3: What are you supposed to do during that time?
Speaker 4: I guess playing the next twelve years of your life together,
Speaker 4: you're supposed to.
Speaker 2: Do Christmas shopping.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And then at.
Speaker 4: The bottom of that study there was another link, and
Speaker 4: that led me to the Shock Collar Question.
Speaker 6: Of the Day.
Speaker 4: God got there, and hopefully digital Jake is ready with
Speaker 4: twelve years of shock collar questions for us so that
Speaker 4: we can stay up with everybody.
Speaker 3: Jake, what do you got? I have one day.
Speaker 7: You either love them or you hate them, but everyone
Speaker 7: has at least one in their life. I'm talking about
Speaker 7: David's the fifth most common men's name in North America,
Speaker 7: and the name Brooke accidentally shouts sometimes when she's intimate
Speaker 7: with her husband, and you know it.
Speaker 8: I did not know.
Speaker 7: I don't acknowledge any figure. And today just happens to
Speaker 7: be National David Day. So to celebrate, you'll each get
Speaker 7: a trivia question about a famous Dave, David, Davy or David.
Speaker 7: It's a special Dave's Gone Wild edition of the Shock
Speaker 7: Collar Question.
Speaker 8: Of the Day.
Speaker 5: The Dave's on the text word.
Speaker 3: Are going crazy?
Speaker 7: All right, Brooks, Since you're related to a David, you'll
Speaker 7: go first.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 7: Famous musician David Bowie was actually a stage name. He
Speaker 7: changed it to avoid confusion with another famous David. Who
Speaker 7: was it a Davy Crockett, a figure from American history,
Speaker 7: b Davy Jones, legend of the Deep and lead singer
Speaker 7: of the band The Monkeys, or C David Copperfield, the magician.
Speaker 4: David Bowie is from England. So which one sounds the
Speaker 4: most British.
Speaker 5: That's a good.
Speaker 2: Point, Copperfield. I mean, honestly, it sounds more British. And
Speaker 2: I don't think it's Davy Crockett, because like that would
Speaker 2: be sweet man. You know, like you're a musician, you're
Speaker 2: a rock star. You're like, Yeah, David Crockett coming to
Speaker 2: the stage, I.
Speaker 3: Don't know, doesn't sound very classy. Yeah, I think that's
Speaker 3: your Idaho.
Speaker 2: Maybe the thing with the Monkeys is you wouldn't want
Speaker 2: to be confused with them because a lot of people
Speaker 2: hated their music. Wow, I don't think David Bowie would
Speaker 2: want to get confused with that person. Copperfield just sounds British, though.
Speaker 2: I think it's Davy Jones.
Speaker 5: You do, I do.
Speaker 7: I'm going to go Copperfield, Brooks said, David Copperfield, that
Speaker 7: is incorrect. How could you ever think it was David Copperfield?
Speaker 7: In the Sane of You. It was Davy.
Speaker 2: Jones talk myself out of it.
Speaker 7: Know, we're close to getting that correct. Jeffrey's turn. Jeff
Speaker 7: Actor David Schwimmer hit it big starring in the sitcom Friends,
Speaker 7: but you may not know he was almost part of
Speaker 7: a huge movie franchise. He turned down the opportunity in
Speaker 7: order to direct his first film. What franchise role that
Speaker 7: he turned down was it Will Smith's role and Men
Speaker 7: in Black, Toby mcg wires role in Spider Man, or
Speaker 7: Vin Diesel's role in Fast and Furious.
Speaker 4: Imagine David, Oh my god, I would like to see
Speaker 4: David Swimmer like all jacked up and driving cars fast
Speaker 4: Shift get.
Speaker 2: Said, I only picture I picture him on a moped.
Speaker 3: It's still eliminating Vin Diesel. Okay.
Speaker 4: And then the reason why Men in Black might work
Speaker 4: is because David Shwimmer is like comedic.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a funny movie.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he doesn't strike me as like a serious, you know,
Speaker 4: action star type guys I'm gonna go with.
Speaker 3: He was supposed to be the Will Smith guy and
Speaker 3: Men in Black.
Speaker 7: Jeffer said, Men in Black, that is the first choice
Speaker 7: was Chris O'Donnell. He said no. The second choice was
Speaker 7: David Shwimmer, he said no, and then Will Smith third choice.
Speaker 5: I could not imagine it without Smith.
Speaker 2: I know, is that crazy how that happens?
Speaker 7: Jeffrey, you're safe from the shot collar Alexis. You're right.
Speaker 7: No one can help you with this question.
Speaker 9: Give me David Beckham, Jake, it's not the first time.
Speaker 3: You've said that.
Speaker 7: Alexis. In the Guinness Book of World Records, one famous
Speaker 7: Dave holds the title of the world's most watched man
Speaker 7: on television.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah.
Speaker 7: The reason more than one billion viewers in one hundred
Speaker 7: and forty countries tuned in to see this Dave's television show?
Speaker 7: Was it Dave Coolier from the Full House series, David
Speaker 7: Hasselhoff from bay Watch? Or Dave Chappelle from The Chappelle Show.
Speaker 9: It's hard nobody I know watch Baywatch, but it was
Speaker 9: a big way back, right, Like, I only know Wait,
Speaker 9: what's it that Dave's name again from Baywatchshoff? I only
Speaker 9: know that from SpongeBob, like in the SpongeBob, the SpongeBob movie.
Speaker 2: About Man, the SpongeBob movie. I don't know what makes
Speaker 2: me think he's up.
Speaker 9: There SpongeBob is I'm just gonna go Dave chappelog Alexa.
Speaker 7: Said Dave Chappelle, that is incorrect. The correct answer was
Speaker 7: the goofy goober himself. David Hasselhoff from BAYWATCHOK, and Alexis
Speaker 7: are getting shocked. Jose, You're going to join them if
Speaker 7: you don't get this right. All Which famous musician named
Speaker 7: Dave has sold the most records in their lifetime? Dave
Speaker 7: Matthews from Dave Matthews Band. Is it B Dave Grohl
Speaker 7: from Nirvana and the Food Fighters or is it C.
Speaker 7: David Ghetta, a famous French DJ.
Speaker 5: I didn't even think of David Getta.
Speaker 2: Oh no, you really think David Ghetta is up there
Speaker 2: with the other.
Speaker 5: Day International features.
Speaker 2: But Groll is not only Food Fighters but also Nirvana. Yes,
Speaker 2: I was saying, thats what Yeah, fact, I thought he
Speaker 2: was a teletobby, That's what it was.
Speaker 7: I think I'm going to go with they said Dave Grohl.
Speaker 10: That is.
Speaker 7: Dave Grol seventy five million records sold, Dave Matthews was
Speaker 7: second with sixty eight million, and David Getta back at
Speaker 7: fifty million.
Speaker 5: I love that guy.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the boys are safe. Because we got our answers right.
Speaker 4: So it's going to take a shot today. People wanted
Speaker 4: to hear a moment like this by Kelly David clarkson
Speaker 4: Oh Game, A little known fact.
Speaker 9: A moment like this, some people wait a lifetime.
Speaker 3: God at that moment. So that's your shot collar question
Speaker 3: of the.
Speaker 8: Day, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4: You guys know Bumble, Yeah, maybe the most popular dating
Speaker 4: app out there right now where the women get to
Speaker 4: choose and take the lead on who they want to
Speaker 4: chat with.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that still gets have to kind of.
Speaker 3: Depression taking the lead.
Speaker 4: But now there's a new feature being added that's creating
Speaker 4: headlines where if you match with someone on there and
Speaker 4: they don't show up for your date, like they completely ghost,
Speaker 4: you can now report them to the site and Bumble
Speaker 4: will take action. It's not really clear what that means
Speaker 4: exactly if their account gets suspended or something.
Speaker 1: I mean, it should have like a note on it
Speaker 1: where you have like little honey Bumble.
Speaker 2: It should be like a rating system exactly. Should like
Speaker 2: we need to be yelping each other.
Speaker 7: I mean I'm not.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it should pop up on a dating profile so
Speaker 4: people can see while they're swiping. Oh wait, this guy
Speaker 4: ghosted nine women just this month. Yeah, I mean, I
Speaker 4: bet he won't do it to me though. Yes, but
Speaker 4: they're not just going to take your word for it either.
Speaker 4: If you report it, a moderator will get involved to
Speaker 4: validate your claim, so you'll have to send in proof.
Speaker 4: Text them that lonely selfie you took in the coffee
Speaker 4: shop all by yourself.
Speaker 2: Did we just find the worst job in the world
Speaker 2: ever the moderator. I feel bad for them, but repeat it.
Speaker 4: Defenders could find themselves permanently banned.
Speaker 3: From the platform.
Speaker 2: This is going to be terrible for our second dates.
Speaker 2: We thrive on people.
Speaker 4: Well, the other sides are still doing. Bumble is the
Speaker 4: only one taking action against ghosting. Officially confirmed ghost things
Speaker 4: are being added to their list of bullying and abusive conduct.
Speaker 2: No nos, that's right, that's what you get with the
Speaker 2: women owned business.
Speaker 4: But this year alone, because of guideline violations, Bumble says
Speaker 4: they've already moved over eight million toxic accounts, right.
Speaker 2: And all the other social media accounts are like, let's
Speaker 2: keep them because it makes our numbers look.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but you better not ghost us on a brand
Speaker 4: new Laser Stories.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll find you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're gonna do it.
Speaker 4: That's it's the radio segment that's teaming up with Rosetta
Speaker 4: Stone to teach North American children how to swear in
Speaker 4: over seventy different languages.
Speaker 2: I mean, honestly, the only words I'd ever remember from
Speaker 2: any of my language classes.
Speaker 3: You can get it. It's called curse words for kids. Yeah,
Speaker 3: right now?
Speaker 4: Up Yours in Portuguese is the number one favorite for
Speaker 4: six year olds.
Speaker 2: He doesn't cant I lobby and Daddy don't understand it any.
Speaker 4: Text your favorites into laser stories. The segment the weird
Speaker 4: news stories around the globe, just like everyone else does,
Speaker 4: except we've got a laser. Those other bad mouth babies
Speaker 4: just don't. This first laser story is out of you.
Speaker 2: Gut Florida, Yes, starting big, starting strong.
Speaker 4: A man named Reza Balucci is a marathon runner. For
Speaker 4: the longest time had a dream. His goal was to
Speaker 4: someday run to London. Wait a minute, buy a little
Speaker 4: problem with that. Florida and London have this kind of
Speaker 4: tiny little ocean between them. There was almost impossible, and
Speaker 4: I say almost, cauz Well he still tried it.
Speaker 2: Woo wow.
Speaker 3: He is now facing.
Speaker 4: Federal charges after the US Coast Guard caught him about
Speaker 4: seventy miles off the coast of Georgia in a homemade hydropod,
Speaker 4: which is kind of like a giant hamster wheel.
Speaker 2: Oh that's actually genius, though. I mean, this is one
Speaker 2: of those things where you have a dream and you
Speaker 2: were gonna make it happen, no matter how impossible people
Speaker 2: say it is.
Speaker 3: Being real liberal with the word genius.
Speaker 4: There Resa told officers to leave him alone and that
Speaker 4: he was getting closer to London every minute. Remember he
Speaker 4: is seventy miles away from Georgia.
Speaker 2: He just ran seventy miles though.
Speaker 5: That's aw right, wait run.
Speaker 4: The authorities responded by saying they were cutting short his
Speaker 4: unsafe voyage.
Speaker 3: Resident like that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so he then threatened to kill him, claiming he
Speaker 4: had a bomb aboard.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I didn't freak food, but I brought a bomb.
Speaker 3: That turned out to be fake. There was no bomb.
Speaker 5: Oh darn it.
Speaker 4: Anyways, This isn't the first time Reza has been caught
Speaker 4: in his weird water wheel. He's been apprehended at least
Speaker 4: three previous times, including two years ago when he was
Speaker 4: trying to make it from.
Speaker 3: Florida to New York. That time he made it twenty
Speaker 3: five miles before washing back ashore.
Speaker 2: So he has almost tripled his first voyage.
Speaker 5: Keep going.
Speaker 4: In the past, he said that he's never going to
Speaker 4: give up this insanity.
Speaker 2: I actually believe I'm assumer.
Speaker 4: We're going to hear again from him, very very soon.
Speaker 4: In another laser.
Speaker 2: Story by the only one voting for Hamster, many you are.
Speaker 3: Let's go to your next laser story.
Speaker 4: Out of social media Central, a father shared a video
Speaker 4: on TikTok showing how his five year old son Basker,
Speaker 4: ordered almost one thousand dollars worth of stuff on Amazon Oh,
Speaker 4: just by asking Alexa to.
Speaker 3: Have the items added to their carts.
Speaker 4: Most of it was toys, but Basker also asked for
Speaker 4: a hot tub and a five.
Speaker 3: Hundred dollars one got ordered.
Speaker 6: Stuff.
Speaker 4: You know, it could have been a lot worse because
Speaker 4: he was asking for multiple things like one hundred and
Speaker 4: twelve water slides, Oh my god, and potentially expensive stuff like.
Speaker 11: A wocket ship that goes five twillion miles per hour
Speaker 11: and five twillion feet off the ground.
Speaker 2: Jeff Bezos is like, we will deliver kid.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Also good news.
Speaker 4: It sounds like the father did get a full refund
Speaker 4: oh because he said he regrets not keeping the hot
Speaker 4: every single day.
Speaker 2: I mean, not only is it awesome, but as punishment
Speaker 2: he doesn't let the kid get in, oh you know, or.
Speaker 5: He makes it sit in that hot dub for two years.
Speaker 3: Okay, he's going to your next lazer story. Out of
Speaker 3: food News.
Speaker 4: If you're bored with your regular morning coffee, here's a
Speaker 4: weird new option. The company that makes Cup of Noodle
Speaker 4: just announced the debut of caffeinated ramen. Target market isn't
Speaker 4: necessarily the breakfast crowd though. They're going after hungry gamers
Speaker 4: who stay up late playing video.
Speaker 2: I'm just thinking college students have to finish their last
Speaker 2: minute paper.
Speaker 3: That could work.
Speaker 10: You know.
Speaker 4: They even put the word gaming into the product gaming
Speaker 4: Cup of Noodle.
Speaker 2: It's all like rainbow colored with like light rain bolts
Speaker 2: on it. Can you just add caffeine to anything? Is
Speaker 2: that how caffeine works? Okay?
Speaker 4: There are two different flavors of it, a black pepper
Speaker 4: and garlic one and a ginger curry version.
Speaker 2: Yes, it's good.
Speaker 5: Both sound good.
Speaker 4: It's not clear how much caffeine they're packing, but supposedly
Speaker 4: enough to give you a nice, big energy boost to
Speaker 4: keep you alert all night.
Speaker 3: Both are going to be available September eighteenth.
Speaker 2: Look at that, Jeffrey. You could give up your five
Speaker 2: hours and just move to noodles.
Speaker 8: You'll find one.
Speaker 4: The thing is, I have more food news. Oh, because
Speaker 4: Wendy's is doing it again, jumping into the giant falling
Speaker 4: leaf pile of beverages.
Speaker 2: Oh gosh, oh, you you better tell me. It's a
Speaker 2: pumpkin spice frosty.
Speaker 4: We just reported about their hugely successful strawberry Frosty the summer.
Speaker 12: For autumn, we're introducing just say it, somebody calm down
Speaker 12: two new items to the menu, a brand new pumpkin
Speaker 12: spice frosty.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and pumpkin spice frosty.
Speaker 4: Colds Brewers, you guys need to cut back on your
Speaker 4: caffeinated cup of noodles.
Speaker 3: Serious, that looks like frosty.
Speaker 5: Heavens, you need to lead with this.
Speaker 2: This is amazing.
Speaker 4: Both are going to be available September twelfth, and good
Speaker 4: luck to Wendy's for not running out by the first day.
Speaker 2: That looks amazing. Honestly, you know what diabetes in my body.
Speaker 5: If you're listening, you better move over, because.
Speaker 10: I mean it.
Speaker 4: Your next laser story is out of research headquarters. Someone
Speaker 4: get Kevin Bacon on the horn for this, no excuses.
Speaker 4: I say it because a real life study found that
Speaker 4: we all really do know someone who knows someone who
Speaker 4: knows someone who knows someone who knows someone who knows him.
Speaker 5: Degrees?
Speaker 2: Is it the six degrees eight degrees, seven degrees, six
Speaker 2: degrees separation?
Speaker 4: That's the claim that anyone on earth is no more
Speaker 4: than six social connections away from anybody else.
Speaker 2: No, I don't believe it. With Beyonce, there's no way
Speaker 2: I'm only six degrees away from her closer. Nobody is
Speaker 2: that close to Beyonce.
Speaker 4: A group of mathematicians just found that six really is
Speaker 4: the sweet spot. They found every new friend you add
Speaker 4: comes with an upside and a down side. The upside
Speaker 4: is your social network grows, but at some point adding
Speaker 4: new friends weakens your other connections and your old friends
Speaker 4: will start falling away.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh they're crying, sorry.
Speaker 3: Old friends.
Speaker 4: In other words, there's an equilibrium, and they found the
Speaker 4: six degree pattern kept popping up. Like to say, it
Speaker 4: doesn't just apply to people, though, For example, it also
Speaker 4: works with viruses like covid.
Speaker 2: Okay, that that was a bummer, Like, why do we
Speaker 2: gotta add likes?
Speaker 4: Within six infection cycles, a virus can cross the entire globe.
Speaker 4: Speaking of six infection cycles, he's getting pre treated, ladies,
Speaker 4: so you got nothing to worry about. Some means, Blazer
Speaker 4: Stories has come to an end for the day. We'll
Speaker 4: do it again at the same time.
Speaker 8: On Monday, frooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4: You know, we believe in karma on this show, and
Speaker 4: my co hosts are bout to receive a big dose
Speaker 4: of it.
Speaker 2: I hope it's good because in the world, we too
Speaker 2: have been putting out those vibes forever. Man, when does
Speaker 2: it come back?
Speaker 4: Each one of you in this room needs to think
Speaker 4: about how you were mean to me recently, Okay, and
Speaker 4: remember that because today it is Because as they say,
Speaker 4: what goes around comes around, or what shifts around rifts around.
Speaker 3: We're doing riffing around.
Speaker 4: And we encourage all of you to play along in
Speaker 4: your car. See if you can beat my co host
Speaker 4: and help me deliver some sweet karmic justice.
Speaker 3: We're gonna play coming up riffing around. You know it,
Speaker 3: you love it? You want some more of it.
Speaker 4: It's riffing around where I play a musical riff from
Speaker 4: a very famous song, and you just have to give
Speaker 4: me the title. Guys, And since kids everywhere are head
Speaker 4: back to class to get themselves educated, all of today's
Speaker 4: songs are going to be back to school themes, So
Speaker 4: keep that.
Speaker 3: In mind when you're doing this.
Speaker 4: Alexis, you have an advantage here because you were in
Speaker 4: middle school last year, so you're gonna be going first. Now,
Speaker 4: give me the correct title of this song.
Speaker 8: This song?
Speaker 2: Oh, I know it's clean.
Speaker 3: No, the title is what I need and you're out
Speaker 3: of town. Can you steal it?
Speaker 2: It's called teenage.
Speaker 3: Jose?
Speaker 5: What is it? What is the title?
Speaker 3: Oh, man, dumb? What's the title?
Speaker 5: Young broken? Dumb?
Speaker 8: Dumb?
Speaker 2: And which means teenage? I mean that's the same thing.
Speaker 4: No, no, you need to have the correct titles of
Speaker 4: these songs in order to get the point. You did
Speaker 4: really close on that, but we're moving on to Brook.
Speaker 4: I need the name of this classic school theme tune.
Speaker 3: Come on, really got it? What do you think I
Speaker 3: need an answer? Schoolhouse Rock Jose, School's out for summer
Speaker 3: schools out? All right?
Speaker 2: I hate this game because when you get it wrong
Speaker 2: and then you hear the right answer. I know that
Speaker 2: that's what it is.
Speaker 3: You're like so close, Jose, You're up again. You've taken
Speaker 3: the lead. What do you think? This school theme song
Speaker 3: is called.
Speaker 1: What am?
Speaker 3: I also favorites?
Speaker 5: Really the title Beauty School drop Out, Beauty School.
Speaker 4: Dropout from the sing by Franky was amazing.
Speaker 2: I can't believe that one of your favorite songs is only.
Speaker 4: One of the best movies of all time, so one
Speaker 4: of the best musicals ever. It's my ringtone, so deal
Speaker 4: with it. We're on a round to around. Alexis your
Speaker 4: back up? Here's your song?
Speaker 5: Okay?
Speaker 3: What's the title? What are you doing over there? Like
Speaker 3: mumbling through your teeth?
Speaker 2: I can't think of the title though.
Speaker 3: What is it?
Speaker 4: Ab?
Speaker 8: Okay? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Just like you learned in school one?
Speaker 7: Two, three?
Speaker 5: Or that's another of this game? Is you overthink?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 2: That's all I have one point right now?
Speaker 3: Brook is last place? Right now? Was zero? Correct?
Speaker 4: But here's your chance to get on the board. Brook
Speaker 4: named this very popular school theme song. Come on, Brook,
Speaker 4: think you've weeped along to this You've weeped along to
Speaker 4: this song?
Speaker 2: I think when they when they take the kid to school,
Speaker 2: remember and your dad drops you off at.
Speaker 4: The You're just talking at me.
Speaker 5: No, No, chick Strawberry.
Speaker 3: Why that's why Taylor Swift, you belong with me. It's
Speaker 3: all about drama at school.
Speaker 4: She's in the bleachers, cheerleader, your cheerleaders. I don't have
Speaker 4: to hit you over the head with school. Okay, you
Speaker 4: seem a little sour grapes because you have zero correct.
Speaker 4: Both of Jose and Alexis tied you too. Jose, you've
Speaker 4: heard the song thousands of times.
Speaker 3: Name it.
Speaker 5: Wheels on the ball.
Speaker 8: That's why.
Speaker 1: The lyrics there it is.
Speaker 3: Jose, you have now taken the lead with three correct?
Speaker 1: How am I winning in a school like the irony?
Speaker 2: You know what? You should take pride in that I should.
Speaker 5: The only good thing I've done about.
Speaker 4: This is the third and final round, Alexis, shout out
Speaker 4: the name of this school, banger.
Speaker 2: I love this.
Speaker 5: Airplane.
Speaker 2: No, I don't know the full I know it.
Speaker 3: You need the title, correct title, I know.
Speaker 8: I know, I know.
Speaker 2: By like me by the plane something. I know.
Speaker 4: Planes, paper planes by m I A. We're gonna switch
Speaker 4: it up for you on this one, Okay. If you
Speaker 4: need to give me the movie that this song is
Speaker 4: from again school themed.
Speaker 3: Think that very very famous movie.
Speaker 2: Famous movie you.
Speaker 3: Gotta think about when you're in school.
Speaker 2: Would I know, is this like a theme song? Okay,
Speaker 2: I'll go mean girls.
Speaker 3: What do you think? Because they were mean.
Speaker 5: Sixteen candles?
Speaker 3: Alexis what do you think?
Speaker 2: I know?
Speaker 3: Alex from you.
Speaker 2: Not high school musical lame? I don't know. It's that
Speaker 2: old guy with the orchestra, right.
Speaker 4: That would be the theme to the notebook, because when
Speaker 4: you're in school, students write things down in notebooks, at
Speaker 4: least the good students do, so maybe that's why you
Speaker 4: guys were so far off on it. Anyway, Jose, back
Speaker 4: to giving the title again, think school things.
Speaker 3: Name this song.
Speaker 8: What I.
Speaker 3: Don't think, Just think school related things.
Speaker 5: Yes, I feel like I know this. I don't know recess.
Speaker 3: Let's run with scissors.
Speaker 4: The correct answer was the electric slide. Yes, electric buggy.
Speaker 4: Electric slide slides are in school.
Speaker 2: Okay. You know it's not good if you have to
Speaker 2: explain every correlation.
Speaker 4: I didn't say the game was perfect, Okay, but it
Speaker 4: is school related anyway, because the winner of riffing around
Speaker 4: with three correct Jose.
Speaker 2: Fair and square.
Speaker 3: I graduated.
Speaker 4: You know more about school than anybody in this room.
Speaker 2: A master's degree, Yeah, from Juilliard.
Speaker 5: I don't know who that is.
Speaker 4: It's riven around back to school edition. I'm jeff chunky
Speaker 4: cheerleader debau. Who's got your phone tap coming up?
Speaker 8: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4: Out of everybody in this room, who would be the
Speaker 4: worst HR person?
Speaker 3: I'm just gonna say it, Jo.
Speaker 1: I didn't want to be selfish, but I was gonna
Speaker 1: say no offense to that.
Speaker 4: But that's why we had him pose as an HR rep.
Speaker 4: And today he calls an office worker who's been nervous
Speaker 4: about layoffs. We want him to know he is fine,
Speaker 4: His job is safe. It's just corporate is making some
Speaker 4: changes that are quote in the best interest of the company. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I'm sure he'll understand in your phone tab right now.
Speaker 13: Another Hello, Good morning?
Speaker 1: Hi?
Speaker 5: Is this Phil?
Speaker 6: Yeah? This is Phil?
Speaker 14: Who am I speaking to?
Speaker 5: Hey Phil? My name's Heywood Jabloni. I work in human resources.
Speaker 5: How are you doing today?
Speaker 14: I'm fine?
Speaker 6: Thanks?
Speaker 3: Oh just fine? Huh.
Speaker 1: I was hoping you were going to be in a
Speaker 1: better mood than just fine before I told you this news.
Speaker 3: No, I'm in a good mood.
Speaker 14: What do you want to tell me why are you calling.
Speaker 1: Well, you probably heard that we're reducing our workforce.
Speaker 3: Right, Oh.
Speaker 6: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, listen before you get ahead of yourself,
Speaker 1: You're not getting laid off or anyone in your division.
Speaker 5: All your jobs are safe. Okay, take a deep breath.
Speaker 6: Okay, I was kind of worried for a seconds there.
Speaker 5: Oh, sorry about that. No, you're you're fine.
Speaker 1: We're just taking all your vacation days away. Yeah, you
Speaker 1: typically have around what twenty twenty vacation days?
Speaker 5: I see here?
Speaker 10: Right?
Speaker 3: Yeah, by Friday, you'll have zero.
Speaker 6: How does that make any sense?
Speaker 3: Well, I mean ulous.
Speaker 5: You would agree this is a tough time for the company.
Speaker 13: Yeah, well I understand those things.
Speaker 1: Well, if you're saying that, think of how hard it
Speaker 1: is for the people above you getting paid way way,
Speaker 1: way more.
Speaker 5: Those guys are stressed.
Speaker 14: I'm the ones who's stressed paycheck to paycheck.
Speaker 1: Well, sure, I mean it's it's tough for everybody right now, but.
Speaker 3: Especially for the guys at the top.
Speaker 15: What about with so much uncertainty, they can't even golf
Speaker 15: more than twice a week.
Speaker 5: Think about it.
Speaker 1: That's why recently they all met and said, hey, how
Speaker 1: can we help this company and take a tax free
Speaker 1: vacation to the Bahamas.
Speaker 5: A vacation.
Speaker 1: Oh sorry, a tax free vacation to the Bahamas.
Speaker 14: Bare vacation for them.
Speaker 5: I know, right, it's it's a tricky thing to do,
Speaker 5: and so this is why they got creative.
Speaker 1: The accountant said, it has to be on the company dime.
Speaker 1: So if you take all the employees vacation days away,
Speaker 1: we can legally write it off, the whole thing, including
Speaker 1: the alcohol.
Speaker 14: Joke, right, I mean it sounds like some kind of
Speaker 14: freaking joke.
Speaker 5: No, no, it's not. Hey, we appreciate your sacrifice. Don't
Speaker 5: think that you're going unappreciated.
Speaker 14: Friends, I'm not sacrificing anything. You took it away from me.
Speaker 3: Well I didn't give it again.
Speaker 1: We appreciate and understand everything you've done. No, that's why,
Speaker 1: as a token of the company's gratitude, you and everyone
Speaker 1: in your division will receive four small chocolates in a
Speaker 1: plastic box.
Speaker 6: How does that help.
Speaker 1: It's not gonna be available to Christmas because's what we
Speaker 1: get the discount.
Speaker 6: Oh, it's unbelievable.
Speaker 5: I knew you'd be excited.
Speaker 6: What's wrong with you?
Speaker 5: Chocolates small chocolates.
Speaker 10: I have to.
Speaker 5: I don't want you to think they're like bars. They're
Speaker 5: just like bite size chocolates.
Speaker 6: Fit is not right.
Speaker 14: I cannot lose my vacation days because corporate to get
Speaker 14: hammered in the Bahamas and I get poor, lousy chocolate.
Speaker 1: That is one part I didn't tell you. It's not
Speaker 1: just the Bahamas.
Speaker 5: We're also going to the Virgin Islands.
Speaker 14: So wait a minute, why are you saying, Lee, you're
Speaker 14: not going on the trip you're in human resource.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I didn't mention that part. They're bringing HR.
Speaker 1: I have never been outside the country. I couldn't be
Speaker 1: more excited.
Speaker 14: And they're just gonna leave us here with nothing and
Speaker 14: lost days.
Speaker 3: And don't be.
Speaker 1: Thinking you can use your sick days to get time off.
Speaker 5: We put a temporary freeze on that.
Speaker 8: Now.
Speaker 1: You need to email us if you think you're gonna
Speaker 1: be sick at least a month in advance.
Speaker 6: How do I know when I'm gonna get sick.
Speaker 1: I won't be checking my email though I'll be in
Speaker 1: the Bahamas or the Virgin Islands.
Speaker 5: I personally, I agree. I would blame this on Keisha.
Speaker 5: She's the one who set.
Speaker 14: You up for all of this, Zha, What I ain't
Speaker 14: see going on that trip too without Mayne.
Speaker 1: She'd definitely like to, but she decided to a prank
Speaker 1: phone call on you instead, which I appreciate.
Speaker 15: What are you talking about, idiots, because this is actually
Speaker 15: Jose for the raidershow Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5: We're doing a phone tap on you man.
Speaker 6: No way, Yes, he just said there's.
Speaker 1: Been a lot of tension in the office lately because
Speaker 1: of layoffs, so she wanted to light in the mood.
Speaker 6: I cannot believe he did.
Speaker 3: That's hilarious.
Speaker 5: He neither. Oh you know what you need?
Speaker 1: You need a vacation. You meet Bahamas tomorrow.
Speaker 5: What do you say?
Speaker 6: I guess we'll have to go quick because you're taking
Speaker 6: all my vacation days. We got the Friday, got go
Speaker 6: all right?
Speaker 1: Well, truth is I probably belong more in the Virgin
Speaker 1: Islands because I'm a Virgin. You get okay, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: stop the prank phone call now, this part isn't funny.
Speaker 8: Wake Up every morning was phone taps weekday mornings on
Speaker 8: the twenties, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4: A lot of listeners may be surprised to hear this,
Speaker 4: but I'm not always.
Speaker 3: This charismatic and Chart twenty four to seven.
Speaker 5: No way, Yes.
Speaker 2: You wouldn't. I would never guess.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I have my off days.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, Josh, I.
Speaker 3: Know people in studio are surprised to you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it just shot.
Speaker 4: But the one thing that always gets me right is
Speaker 4: downing half a dozen five hour energies right before the
Speaker 4: show starts and spiking them into the garbage.
Speaker 2: That is not medically recommended.
Speaker 3: I know it's not, but call me crazy. It works.
Speaker 5: Crazy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's why I understand the predicament.
Speaker 4: One of our listeners was facing during his date because
Speaker 4: he walked into the restaurant and knew he was not feeling.
Speaker 3: One hundred percent.
Speaker 4: Oh there was only one thing that could save him,
Speaker 4: and he had to take it out of his pocket
Speaker 4: right there in the restaurant.
Speaker 2: Okay, did it.
Speaker 4: Cause a scene, maybe, but he claims it instantly got
Speaker 4: the night back on track. You're gonna find out what
Speaker 4: that was in your brand new second Date.
Speaker 3: Update, Next Second Date up dated You guys. Ever heard
Speaker 3: of the Rocky dating act hack?
Speaker 13: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Dating hack.
Speaker 4: A lot of guys use it when they're about to
Speaker 4: meet up with someone. You show up to the restaurant
Speaker 4: ten minutes early. Slide into the bathroom. You get down
Speaker 4: on the floor and bust out of tight fifty push ups,
Speaker 4: so your chest gets nice and swollen.
Speaker 2: You're on the floor of the bathroom.
Speaker 3: Yeah, rock does it in like a meat cloth.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you're with a bunch of.
Speaker 3: Meat like a group workout in there. And then your
Speaker 3: tape shows up.
Speaker 4: They see you all puffed out in masculine and suddenly
Speaker 4: they're thinking, Wow, I didn't know I was on a
Speaker 4: date with secret hercules.
Speaker 2: All right, don't shake his hands.
Speaker 5: Popping girl.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's one of our listeners emailed us, saying he
Speaker 4: didn't just do push ups, He squeezed in an entire
Speaker 4: workout before his date, and he's wearing ab He may
Speaker 4: have overdone it.
Speaker 3: So Jack is his name? Jack? Do you think you
Speaker 3: were too yoked for your date?
Speaker 6: He jacked up?
Speaker 2: Jeffrey, he's a jacked up like that.
Speaker 13: I'm gonna do that Rocky trick from that lawn. I
Speaker 13: think that's the way I'm going to do it.
Speaker 2: Can't you guys run some stairs or do something outside instead?
Speaker 3: Not if you really care about this person.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I didn't work out in the bathroom.
Speaker 3: Oh that's mistake number one. We're going to call that
Speaker 3: all right.
Speaker 2: What'd you do, Jim?
Speaker 8: Gross?
Speaker 6: Yes, I worked out a Jim.
Speaker 13: It was a pretty intense workout, and uh, I showered.
Speaker 13: I rushed straight over to the restaurant to meet her.
Speaker 2: I know, after a big workout, like I will shower
Speaker 2: and then I'll still be sweating for the next half hour.
Speaker 2: Is that your issue?
Speaker 6: No, I mean I sweat, definitely.
Speaker 13: I blasted D A C in my car, but once
Speaker 13: I arrived I could tell that I was totally drained.
Speaker 3: It's just got a little tired for the day. We
Speaker 3: got the girls name that you met up with yet?
Speaker 3: What's her name?
Speaker 6: Courtney?
Speaker 3: Courtney? Okay, so what.
Speaker 2: Was that first interaction like then with her? If you
Speaker 2: were exhausted?
Speaker 6: Well, it was great. I mean she was great.
Speaker 13: She was really nice. She got into our conversation. She
Speaker 13: was asking me a lot of questions.
Speaker 6: It was It was good, but I.
Speaker 13: Felt bad because I couldn't keep up my other side
Speaker 13: because again, I was just I was like a wilted
Speaker 13: piece of lettuce sitting on an old musty burger.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, that is quite the analogy. Yeah, did you
Speaker 2: get food?
Speaker 10: Well?
Speaker 6: This is the thing.
Speaker 13: We ended up going to this restaurant that is a
Speaker 13: great restaurant, but it's a little slow. But the good
Speaker 13: thing was is that I can always dip into my
Speaker 13: energy emergency reserves. So I always carry this thing around
Speaker 13: just in case I ever need it. And I definitely
Speaker 13: needed it. But I have a can of pre cooked shrimp.
Speaker 9: Where say, caffeine pills?
Speaker 2: Why you like coffee?
Speaker 13: Yeah, you know, it does nothing for me. I needed
Speaker 13: the protein.
Speaker 3: After you work out, you need nutrients, not just caffeine.
Speaker 2: Did you pop a tin of shrimp at the table?
Speaker 6: Yeah, kind of, not exactly.
Speaker 13: I first asked our waiter if the kitchen could open
Speaker 13: the can of shrimp.
Speaker 2: And keep it classy.
Speaker 13: Oh yeah, okay, and the waiter kindly said no, they
Speaker 13: can't do that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, you can't bring your own food into the
Speaker 4: restaurant and have them cook.
Speaker 2: It for a corgage feefine.
Speaker 13: Well, eventually I convinced them to bring it to me,
Speaker 13: the can opener, that is, and I said, it's kind
Speaker 13: of urgent. It's an emergency, you know, really shrimp emergency.
Speaker 2: What is your face like? Where is she at? What's
Speaker 2: her vibe? When you're doing all this.
Speaker 6: I don't know. I mean, maybe that's why she's not
Speaker 6: called me.
Speaker 13: But you know, the rest of the date was really awesome,
Speaker 13: and I think she was pretty cool about it, like
Speaker 13: she understood.
Speaker 2: And I just can't imagine how stinky that is.
Speaker 4: I can't imagine how turned on she must have done
Speaker 4: down that shrimp right at the table.
Speaker 2: Oh, maybe she wanted you to offer her some. Maybe
Speaker 2: that's why she's calling you back. Did you offer her an?
Speaker 6: I did?
Speaker 13: I did offer some, she politely declined, Yeah, sure, gentlemen.
Speaker 5: Your cocktail sauce at home. Yeah.
Speaker 13: I know it sounds bad, but I was depleted of protein.
Speaker 6: I needed it.
Speaker 9: It's like one of those things like why didn't you
Speaker 9: got your car or just any other protein?
Speaker 2: Eat you any other I can guarantee she's not thinking, Oh,
Speaker 2: I can't wait to kiss this guy later after his
Speaker 2: canned shrimp.
Speaker 4: You were saying that after the shrimp, after you downed it,
Speaker 4: you felt better and things got back on track.
Speaker 6: Yeah, everything was great.
Speaker 13: You know, we were written about our favorite movies and
Speaker 13: shows and we were making each other laugh. So I
Speaker 13: really believe that the shrimp saved the date.
Speaker 3: Oh wow, I don't saved by the shrimp.
Speaker 2: Well, okay, so that's not what was wrong. That was
Speaker 2: what was right.
Speaker 3: Thank god for your emergency shrimp. How did the night end.
Speaker 6: With a hug and talk about another gate?
Speaker 2: And that's good sign?
Speaker 13: I think so too, And I'm a little shocked, like
Speaker 13: she's not getting back to me.
Speaker 2: Really well, are you going to need to down some
Speaker 2: shrimp before we make the phone call? Are you feeling okay?
Speaker 10: Geez?
Speaker 6: Non proteined up? Don't worry.
Speaker 4: I don't appreciate the snarky attitude coming from my co
Speaker 4: host and the skepticism over there.
Speaker 2: Timing man, like you had time between the gym and
Speaker 2: the showering and the driving to have done the shrimp
Speaker 2: without it being.
Speaker 1: He's proteined up now he's probably four eggs and seven class.
Speaker 13: I recognized that it wasn't the ideal time, but I
Speaker 13: explained everything to her and why it works for me,
Speaker 13: and she understood, Oh that's.
Speaker 2: Good, it's good.
Speaker 4: After that, Well, I don't know how you're feeling right now,
Speaker 4: but if you have to blend up a little seafood
Speaker 4: smoothie for yourself, we'll come back.
Speaker 3: We're gonna call.
Speaker 4: Courtney and try and get you your second date update
Speaker 4: right after this.
Speaker 6: Okay, I just took out an oyster thing.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, Oh it's gonna get romantic too. All right,
Speaker 3: we're gonna do it next. Hold on, second date update.
Speaker 4: I know whenever I need a quick protein verse stop.
Speaker 4: I turned to the sea and all of her bounty.
Speaker 2: Oh, come on, I think the song is right for it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's say to say.
Speaker 5: Oh listener.
Speaker 4: Jack is a seafood lover because he busted out a
Speaker 4: can of pre cooked shrimp in the middle of his
Speaker 4: first date because he was feeling depleted after an intense
Speaker 4: workout right before, and shrimp apparently is a great source
Speaker 4: of protein if you're gonna pinch Yep, did I not
Speaker 4: say shrimp?
Speaker 2: I don't know. I didn't hear you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Brooke is trying to forget this entire thing.
Speaker 2: It's like you're at a restaurant. You couldn't have waited
Speaker 2: the ten minutes more to get the appetizer.
Speaker 4: Apparently the service is too slow at the restaurant where
Speaker 4: they were at. Jack even himself admits it might have
Speaker 4: seemed a little bit odd, but the shrimp ended up
Speaker 4: saving the day for him, because those little prawns got everything.
Speaker 3: Back on track.
Speaker 5: Yeah, they did.
Speaker 4: Afterwards, him and Courtney had a great time together at
Speaker 4: the restaurant. Jack, I appreciate the tip. And how would
Speaker 4: you feel if I told you? Right now we're getting
Speaker 4: a lot of text into seven eighty five, nine to
Speaker 4: two from dudes who are saying they're gonna start doing
Speaker 4: the same thing on their dates.
Speaker 3: Ye, emergency, shrimp stash, any.
Speaker 5: Sea life, I mean cucumbers.
Speaker 2: It'd be good for our options of having a lot
Speaker 2: of second dates.
Speaker 13: Jack, Well, I appreciate that. That's affirmation right there.
Speaker 2: So we got we all remember she's not calling it
Speaker 2: back right like, we all remember that.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we gotta follow his instructions.
Speaker 2: Okay, it's like two steps back, one step forward. Is
Speaker 2: that where we're at?
Speaker 3: You were for single? Yeah, I'm optimistic for you, Jack.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I know we're giving you a hard time about it,
Speaker 4: but I could see it was an emergency, right, you.
Speaker 6: Know, I think it is.
Speaker 3: I think its a joke.
Speaker 4: But let's just call Courtney. We'll see what she has
Speaker 4: to say. Try and get you hooked up with her
Speaker 4: one more time. Okay, all right, okay, we need to
Speaker 4: help Jack.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm down your number be.
Speaker 4: Shellfish okay, Jack not very optimistic.
Speaker 3: Hello, Hey, we're looking for Courtney.
Speaker 10: This is Courtney.
Speaker 4: Hey, Courtney. Well, you're on a radio show right now.
Speaker 4: It's called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning Morning.
Speaker 2: Are you doing Courtney?
Speaker 3: Hello?
Speaker 2: Are you there?
Speaker 3: Hang up?
Speaker 2: I'm here just processing.
Speaker 3: Sorry.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I know that's a lot coming at you. You
Speaker 4: never answered our question.
Speaker 10: I didn't I didn't hear it.
Speaker 13: Is this a no no?
Speaker 4: This is a segment that we do call the second
Speaker 4: Date Update, okay, and we're trying to help out one
Speaker 4: of our listeners that you went out on a date
Speaker 4: with recently named Jack.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, remember Jack?
Speaker 2: Uh huh oh okay?
Speaker 10: Is that so this is like you're calling me and
Speaker 10: then you want me to go on a second date
Speaker 10: kind of.
Speaker 4: But you know, basically, we've talked to Jack a little bit.
Speaker 4: He told us about the time that you two spent
Speaker 4: together at the restaurant. He says he's tried to reach
Speaker 4: you a few times and you're not getting back to him.
Speaker 4: So we're just trying to help give him a little
Speaker 4: bit of clarity. If there was something bad that happened,
Speaker 4: if something's going on in your life, we just don't know.
Speaker 10: My life is great.
Speaker 2: That's good. Okay, way do you go, Courtney? Did you
Speaker 2: like Jack?
Speaker 10: I saw Jack was a nice guy.
Speaker 3: That's a good thing.
Speaker 2: I feel like there's a butt Courtney, Like, what's the
Speaker 2: he's a nice guy.
Speaker 10: But did he tell you about the shrimp?
Speaker 13: Oh?
Speaker 4: Well, yeah, talk that happened that there was a can
Speaker 4: of shrimp that came out.
Speaker 2: And there was a lot of questioning on our end,
Speaker 2: like about his timing.
Speaker 4: I'll show that, but from our understanding, it was like
Speaker 4: an emergency where he needed to do it or else
Speaker 4: the date was going to really tank.
Speaker 10: That's what he said, you know, And I understood that,
Speaker 10: and I think, like I said, I think he's a
Speaker 10: nice guy.
Speaker 2: Can you walk us through like the shrimp moment? Like
Speaker 2: this guy pulls out a can of shrimp that.
Speaker 10: Well, we're sitting at the table, and so then he
Speaker 10: flags down the waiter and he's like it's an emergency
Speaker 10: and his body needs protein, and I just feel like
Speaker 10: I'm on a TV show or something. I'm looking around
Speaker 10: to see if there are cameras. The waiter is as
Speaker 10: perplexed as I am. And he got the can opener finally,
Speaker 10: and Jack opens it right there sure, and we hadn't
Speaker 10: gotten far enough in the date for me to even
Speaker 10: tell him I'm a vegetarian.
Speaker 3: Oh oh no.
Speaker 1: That doesn't help eating tiny animals right in front of you.
Speaker 3: But he doesn't know about you.
Speaker 10: No, and absolutely he's not trying to be rude or
Speaker 10: anything like that. But it was it was more that
Speaker 10: I couldn't see myself with somebody who's opening a can
Speaker 10: of shrimp at the restaurant.
Speaker 5: If califlower, would you have been.
Speaker 10: Happier, it would it would have been less awkward.
Speaker 2: Probably you can't see himself with a man who carries
Speaker 2: emergency shrimp in his pocket.
Speaker 3: That's not shrimp shame, that's not fair.
Speaker 10: As I was trying to see past the shrimp. He
Speaker 10: then proceeded to reach in his pocket and pull out
Speaker 10: a boiled egg.
Speaker 2: Wait, ye, hard egg too.
Speaker 10: You got shrimp and eggs, And straight he pulled an
Speaker 10: egg out of his pocket.
Speaker 2: The eggs, he's like an addition of protein.
Speaker 5: Yes, yeah, for real.
Speaker 10: He was like, oh, man, man, I can't believe I
Speaker 10: forgot about this, which is oh, I should have thought.
Speaker 13: Of this earlier.
Speaker 10: I'm so stupid, and the smell was just too much
Speaker 10: for me.
Speaker 3: Well, eggs were in his mouth on the date.
Speaker 4: There might be a little egg on his face as
Speaker 4: he's listening to this, because you didn't know this, Courtney.
Speaker 3: But Jack's on the other line right now.
Speaker 10: What what are you talking about?
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's how this segment works.
Speaker 2: Sounds like he's in the background opening it up.
Speaker 3: Another kid, Jackie there.
Speaker 13: Oh yeah, yeah, Hi Jack, Hey, Hi Courtney. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 13: sorry that it was such an awkward start. Honestly, if
Speaker 13: there had been any other way for me to go
Speaker 13: about getting protein, I would have done that. But it
Speaker 13: was necessary.
Speaker 4: So I mean, you were technically at a restaurant where
Speaker 4: you ordered protein in pinch.
Speaker 3: But I understand Chicken, you know your payics. It's an emergency.
Speaker 3: You do whatever you have to do.
Speaker 10: And I understand that too, But I didn't think you
Speaker 10: would misunderstand me not responding. I thought it was pretty clear.
Speaker 13: Yeah, I mean I had a great time on the date,
Speaker 13: and yeah, maybe that that was a weird way to start,
Speaker 13: and so I apologize for that.
Speaker 2: I will say, to Jack's credit, like he's coming in
Speaker 2: pretty level headed after hearing I mean, we were pretty
Speaker 2: brutal on him.
Speaker 3: That's a good point, Jack, What is the frequency?
Speaker 4: How often do you need to dive into your emergency proteins.
Speaker 2: That I mean, he's putting it in his pocket on
Speaker 2: the daily and forgetting where.
Speaker 5: I want here the whole time.
Speaker 13: It's called the emergency stash for a reason. It's it's
Speaker 13: a rare time that I go in there. So it
Speaker 13: really was, in my opinion.
Speaker 2: He can't open her.
Speaker 6: Or get a pull tab or.
Speaker 13: Something like that.
Speaker 2: I just imagine them like being married way down the
Speaker 2: line and she's trying to help with laundry and.
Speaker 5: Pocket pulling out big legs of flayout. This is starfish.
Speaker 5: What is going on?
Speaker 6: You guys aren't helping right now.
Speaker 4: Sorry, but if anything, Courtney, you can hear that he's
Speaker 4: being such a good sport about this. He admits that
Speaker 4: it wasn't the best look for the first date.
Speaker 3: He just didn't know what else to do.
Speaker 4: So if you're willing to give him another shot, we
Speaker 4: would love to send you out on a second date
Speaker 4: at Red Lobster.
Speaker 2: Oh, she's a vegetarian. What she can to do? Just
Speaker 2: eat the.
Speaker 10: I mean, Jack, I appreciate you and I'm glad we
Speaker 10: can like laugh about this, And honestly, I'm sorry I
Speaker 10: didn't just tell you I was offended. Now I'm realizing
Speaker 10: how important it is to me that I date somebody
Speaker 10: that is also a vegetarian. Oh what, So it kind
Speaker 10: of took the situation to be extreme, and that's that
Speaker 10: I realized, You know, what am I going to have
Speaker 10: in common with someone if our lifestyle habits don't add up?
Speaker 6: Yeah? I mean, look, I get it.
Speaker 13: I'm somebody who does this for my body, for my health.
Speaker 13: You do that for your body and your health, and
Speaker 13: I respect that.
Speaker 5: So I really wish you guys to reconsider it.
Speaker 4: Sounds like an excuse to me, Jack, Like she if
Speaker 4: she really felt that way, she probably would have told
Speaker 4: you it before the date happened.
Speaker 3: You turned her off from all meat eaters forever.
Speaker 9: It just takes you apparently, all right, Jack, Well, I'm sorry, man,
Speaker 9: but I remember there's always plenty.
Speaker 4: Of other fish in the sea, shrimp and crustaceans.
Speaker 3: All that you can eat.
Speaker 2: It's a bucket. Yeah, so albacore, Okay, okay, freaking Jeffrey
Speaker 2: in the morning.
Speaker 3: I'm surprised.
Speaker 4: I felt like I was in the minority calling her
Speaker 4: out for using an easy excuse to get out of
Speaker 4: the second date.
Speaker 2: No, I don't think it's an excuse. I really truly
Speaker 2: think that that was a revelation for her. Yeah, Like
Speaker 2: I think that she had an epiphany.
Speaker 4: I'm a vegetarian and I'm only going to date vegetarians.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I think that he made her realize that that's what
Speaker 2: she wanted.
Speaker 5: I smelt that shrimp and was like, I don't know.
Speaker 4: I feel like she if that was true, Like, if
Speaker 4: it's true, that's totally fine.
Speaker 3: But I feel like she would have said it at.
Speaker 4: Some point in her dating profile, or mentioned it during
Speaker 4: her date, or even after her date, at.
Speaker 2: Something point know that it was something she needed.
Speaker 11: It up with us Until the very end of the call,
Speaker 11: she wanted to seem nice. Where we asked her out,
Speaker 11: she's like, actually, I think at this point I'm only
Speaker 11: going to date vegetarian. The phone with us, I'm not
Speaker 11: grossed out by him eating shrimp, and that's not the problem.
Speaker 3: It's that he's not a vegetarian.
Speaker 2: Maybe she was trying to save his feelings.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think, And maybe this is apropos for the moment,
Speaker 4: But something's fishy about what she said right there, like a.
Speaker 5: Zucchini, And.
Speaker 4: So I'm gonna give her a pass say okay, she
Speaker 4: skirted her way out with an okay excuse.
Speaker 2: I think she's literally on a vegetarian dating app as
Speaker 2: we speak.
Speaker 4: I think she's gonna go out to a steakhouse with
Speaker 4: Ramsey on her next day.
Speaker 2: She's looking for tofu boys.
Speaker 3: What she's looking for, Well.
Speaker 4: Whatever type of man or boy you're looking for, we'll
Speaker 4: try and hook you up with them.
Speaker 3: Just email the show. We'll call that person.
Speaker 8: Wasn't calling you, man, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4: We've been seeing a lot of performers lately postponing or
Speaker 4: just canceling shows on their tours.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I feel like having all.
Speaker 4: The time, I know, but I don't want you guys
Speaker 4: to ever worry about that happening here with.
Speaker 5: Me, okay.
Speaker 4: And it's it's not because we have literally nothing else
Speaker 4: to fill this time slot with, or because management told
Speaker 4: me I will definitely be fired if I don't get
Speaker 4: up there and sing. It's because I genuinely care about
Speaker 4: our listeners.
Speaker 2: Jeff I believe that. After the first two things, I
Speaker 2: know it's true.
Speaker 4: And that's why today I promise you, no matter how
Speaker 4: unwell I am physically or mentally, no matter how scratchy
Speaker 4: my throat is even if I'm highly highly contagious.
Speaker 3: Wait, I will be here.
Speaker 2: No, I don't want you.
Speaker 12: I'm spread my song no matter what.
Speaker 2: Have you heard nothing in the last three years, Jeff.
Speaker 4: I will gladly die on this microphone if it means
Speaker 4: I can bring you my new song.
Speaker 2: Join me.
Speaker 3: I don't want to my song coming up at eight ten.
Speaker 3: It is time for my song of the week.
Speaker 2: With what you're worried and how this is coming in
Speaker 2: so low?
Speaker 3: Like, are you turned on right now?
Speaker 4: Because we're getting into a very exciting time of the year.
Speaker 4: Look upon that tree out there broke. You see that,
Speaker 4: No alief just fell. It's an alder tree, like your son.
Speaker 4: And just like your son, he's probably falling at school
Speaker 4: right now.
Speaker 2: No, he does fall a lot. He doesn't fail anything
Speaker 2: those days.
Speaker 3: Fine, kids fall.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're probably thinking I'm singing about the start.
Speaker 3: Of fall and children falling. Yeah, but no, we're not
Speaker 3: quite there yet.
Speaker 7: Okay.
Speaker 4: There is something else though that we've been anxiously waiting
Speaker 4: for that is finally here.
Speaker 3: Okay, the start of football season.
Speaker 2: Baby, Jeff came it in a jersey. You've got eye tape.
Speaker 2: I black under your under your eyes. There you are ready.
Speaker 4: Talking pig skin warriors, blood thirsty three hundred pound linebacker's
Speaker 4: attempting to rip the head off the opposing quarterback. The
Speaker 4: intro is sweet, sweet smell of a severely dislocated ankle.
Speaker 2: I don't know if I'm at the ballet or I'm
Speaker 2: at a football game. Jeff happen.
Speaker 3: It just warms the heart, doesn't it.
Speaker 4: But I will say there is one issue with football season,
Speaker 4: and that's when you have other events and obligations that
Speaker 4: you're supposed to be at and like friends and family
Speaker 4: and kids who need your time and your attention, but the.
Speaker 7: Game is on.
Speaker 4: Yeah, get out of your Are you supposed to put
Speaker 4: a pause on that for the next five months?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a big conundrum.
Speaker 3: Sure, answer is you don't pause. Oh you don't. You
Speaker 3: have to have a plan.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's why I'm gonna help all those football fanatics
Speaker 4: in need to day for how to do your obligations
Speaker 4: while still sneakily watching the game.
Speaker 3: Both.
Speaker 2: That's why useful.
Speaker 4: Instead of singing Kelly Clarkson's big hit, since You've been gone,
Speaker 4: it's young, Jeffrey's football is on.
Speaker 1: Hear it already.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna point.
Speaker 4: When I'm ready point, I'm getting wed to my best friend,
Speaker 4: said my vows with one AirPod and yeah yeah.
Speaker 3: Because football is on.
Speaker 4: My pregnant wife, she screams, it's time chill out, babe.
Speaker 3: Jets are on the goal line.
Speaker 4: Hold it in, the game's nearly done. When I'm at
Speaker 4: my daughter's great school play, she thinks I'm filming her debut,
Speaker 4: But I'm really streaming Egal Saints because football is on.
Speaker 16: At my can't there, Why by I get dripped as
Speaker 16: I want?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I got bad news.
Speaker 6: I will fired believe in words.
Speaker 4: My football team lost Sunday Masks with Pastor Sean. I'm
Speaker 4: in the pews with my jersey on, say a.
Speaker 3: Prayer, convert for them.
Speaker 2: Law.
Speaker 3: Just want to lock myself in my man cave, stick.
Speaker 11: My body to the couch with glue.
Speaker 3: But instead I had a big court day, same time
Speaker 3: as kickoff on the sand.
Speaker 6: I check the small twise just what really picked up?
Speaker 2: Again?
Speaker 16: Yeah, said, don't say same again.
Speaker 4: But I bought.
Speaker 16: Seehus Caring Romance Zack Brew because when I cheered se
Speaker 16: fives a crown, I mustad men and Terry and Jimmy
Speaker 16: and Hallie.
Speaker 8: Are my sister?
Speaker 3: Why no, honey, I wasn't watching the game over your shoulder.
Speaker 5: I didn't even notice.
Speaker 3: It was twenty three.
Speaker 4: Seconds left in overtime, thirty eight no timeouts, only seven
Speaker 4: yards of field goal range.
Speaker 3: I was paying attention to you. I'm sad, Grandma, come,
Speaker 3: but don't wait? Is during game time?
Speaker 16: My funk finger when yeah, grant it's true, So you're dad,
Speaker 16: just sime number one.
Speaker 3: On the season only laugh a show maybe five to
Speaker 3: six month game. Yeah, interviews.
Speaker 4: I'm going to check CPR.
Speaker 8: Stop it, gott a check.
Speaker 10: Let's put that. I laugh.
Speaker 3: Because football is on. Yeah, football is on, My precious
Speaker 3: football is on.
Speaker 2: Die because of your love of football, just.
Speaker 3: Enough for me to watch the games.
Speaker 5: Football back, baby, anyway, no matter what, I guess.
Speaker 2: I love that and it made me really sad.
Speaker 4: That's the highs and lows of the football season. We're
Speaker 4: gonna ride it all the way into January and February.
Speaker 5: I feel like Terrry and Howie and all the guys
Speaker 5: are like my sister. Wise again, they really are.
Speaker 3: They're part of the family, part of the broadcast.
Speaker 2: Any kid out there that is expecting their parents to
Speaker 2: pay attention to them on Sunday.
Speaker 5: Sorry, yeah, school just started again.
Speaker 4: The games off text in seventy five nine too, tells
Speaker 4: we thought about the song of the week on the
Speaker 4: Brook and Jeffrey Instagram, on YouTube, TikTok, everywhere with all
Speaker 4: the lyrics.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna share it. I'm gonna share it with all
Speaker 2: my people. I was thinking my dad, but you know,
Speaker 2: don't share it during a game.
Speaker 3: Though, share with your sister wives.
Speaker 8: After song of the week, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4: Got a text to seven eight five, nine to two
Speaker 4: that says, Jeff, your song was funny. That's nice, but
Speaker 4: as a trained em T, please don't ever stop CPR
Speaker 4: to check on sports scores. Every second counts. I mean
Speaker 4: kind of the joke that I was making. Yeah, I
Speaker 4: mean the whole pumbato didn't do any of the things
Speaker 4: that I was singing in the song.
Speaker 2: No, we're gonna do all of them. Jeff, I'm bringing
Speaker 2: a foam finger to my grandmother's funeral.
Speaker 3: Yes, exactly, because if you missed it.
Speaker 4: Instead of singing the Kelly Clarkson hit songs since You've
Speaker 4: been gone, I sang my own.
Speaker 3: Called football is On.
Speaker 4: For the return of football season, especially for all the
Speaker 4: fans who need a plan to watch games when they're
Speaker 4: supposed to be doing something else. We want to encourage everyone,
Speaker 4: no matter what is happening, football takes top priority every time.
Speaker 4: Seeing a lot of feedback on the textboard, Brooke, what.
Speaker 3: Are you seeing?
Speaker 2: Oh man? This one says, I make a list of
Speaker 2: chores for my husband to do before he's allowed to
Speaker 2: turn on football. Oh yikes. What he doesn't know is
Speaker 2: that as he's going down the checklist, I secretly duck
Speaker 2: out to my she shed and watch the games on
Speaker 2: my iPad. Oh this sounds.
Speaker 4: But if you missed it, or if you want to
Speaker 4: hear the song again, share it with someone that's pumped
Speaker 4: up for football season like you are.
Speaker 3: Follow us on YouTube at Brook and Jeffrey. Also on
Speaker 3: our Facebook, Insta and the Brook.
Speaker 4: And Jeffrey TikTok, which, by the way, recently passed six
Speaker 4: hundred thousand followers.
Speaker 2: So rad I mean, hey, thank you for following us
Speaker 2: on TikTok. It means a lot thanks to all of.
Speaker 8: Our awesome listeners, Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4: The official first date of fall is September twenty third. Yeah,
Speaker 4: but doesn't it feel like it's fall already.
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, no, I refuse. I love to live in summer.
Speaker 4: I am not giving it up, but it just doesn't
Speaker 4: feel like it anymore. And I know our player today,
Speaker 4: Karina loves the fall. She says she loves the pretty colors,
Speaker 4: the weather changing, and digging up dead animals in her backyard.
Speaker 4: Oh wait, no, sorry, No, that's my fall tradition that
Speaker 4: I do every year.
Speaker 3: You have to do it before the ground freeze is over.
Speaker 2: Makes sense, Are you with them, Karina?
Speaker 3: Yeah, Karana, you into that too.
Speaker 14: Oh I don't know.
Speaker 6: I don't know about that.
Speaker 3: Give it a try. It's a lot of fun.
Speaker 2: I just think, like fall, everything's dying and everyone's like,
Speaker 2: oh beautiful.
Speaker 3: But see that's the thing. If you dig up the animals,
Speaker 3: they're already dead.
Speaker 2: Oh brock, animals are buried back there.
Speaker 3: It's part of the mystery, it's part of the fun.
Speaker 2: It's what you play in the spring.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you gotta check it out.
Speaker 6: Come along.
Speaker 2: This has somehow gotten so weird that I'm just going
Speaker 2: to excuse myself early.
Speaker 5: Yeah, well, dark, we.
Speaker 4: Could have talked more about it, but okay, I guess
Speaker 4: we'll just get to the game. Karina, you got thirty
Speaker 4: seconds answer as many questions as possible.
Speaker 3: Koreena. If you don't know when, you could say pass,
Speaker 3: but you have to beat her outright to win. Are
Speaker 3: you ready?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Okay, your time starts now. Today is national ampersand Day.
Speaker 4: We use ampersands in writing to mean what word?
Speaker 6: Okay?
Speaker 4: The car manufacturer Volvo has its headquarters in what country China?
Speaker 4: What type of olives typically go into a Greek salad?
Speaker 4: What airline uses the slogan keep climbing?
Speaker 8: Uh?
Speaker 10: American airline?
Speaker 4: Laura Jean is the real name of what famous a
Speaker 4: teat blonde actress?
Speaker 10: One?
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, that's fine.
Speaker 4: Brooks are gonna come back into the studio. And is
Speaker 4: there an interesting fact that the show should know about you?
Speaker 3: Karina? What's something interesting we.
Speaker 8: Need to know?
Speaker 10: I'm a caregiver. I just started and I'm probably going
Speaker 10: to delay it to my job. But it's okay, just.
Speaker 2: Started and you're already. I like that you're in the
Speaker 2: it's cool latitude.
Speaker 3: She's given her care to us this morning. Yeah, we
Speaker 3: appreciate that, Karina.
Speaker 2: Hearing about other things care.
Speaker 3: Acceptors, caretakers. No, wait, that's the same thing as a caregiver,
Speaker 3: a caretaker.
Speaker 2: It feels like, hmm, don't call yourself that like a
Speaker 2: care passer buyer. You're like the care Switzerland.
Speaker 3: That's what we are. Karina, Okay, Careina.
Speaker 2: Yeah, sorry, it's meant to.
Speaker 3: Be your turn. Your time starts now.
Speaker 4: Today is National amper sand We use ampersands in writing
Speaker 4: to mean what word and the car manufacturer Volvo has its.
Speaker 3: Headquarters in what country?
Speaker 2: Sweden?
Speaker 3: What type of olives typically go into a Greek salad?
Speaker 2: I always say he's wrong cal a l A m
Speaker 2: A t A wow, calamada kalamada.
Speaker 4: What airline uses the slogan keep climbing delta? Laura Jean
Speaker 4: is the real name of what famous petite blonde.
Speaker 2: Actress Marilyn Monroe.
Speaker 3: Okay, let's let's go to the scoreboard and see how
Speaker 3: you both did with jose.
Speaker 1: No sounya you got zero, bun had a great game.
Speaker 8: You got four?
Speaker 4: Sorry about that, Karina, Let's get these answers in real quick.
Speaker 4: It's National amper Sanda. The amp saying is used to
Speaker 4: represent the word and car manufacturer Volvo has their headquarters
Speaker 4: in Sweden. It's headquarters in Gothenburg. Type of olives that
Speaker 4: go into a Greek salad typically Brooks right, Kalamada, I
Speaker 4: got there. The airline that uses the slogan keep Climbing
Speaker 4: is Delta, and Laura Jean is the real name of
Speaker 4: Petit Blonde actress Reese Witherspoon.
Speaker 7: Oh huh, Norma Jean was Marilyn Roey.
Speaker 5: Even if it made me think of that access and
Speaker 5: that's where she.
Speaker 8: Was a Jean.
Speaker 3: That was a good one actually.
Speaker 4: Now, Karina, unfortunately can't give you any money here, but
Speaker 4: just for playing you do win a twenty five dollars
Speaker 4: Disney gift card valid at any Disney resort, theme park
Speaker 4: or online in the Disney Store.
Speaker 8: Awesome.
Speaker 2: Yay, all right, Well, do you have fun playing with us?
Speaker 10: Yeah? Sorry, I'm off my game today, but I'll be back.
Speaker 2: I appreciate it.
Speaker 3: Worked out for Brooks fine with me.
Speaker 5: Yeah, some great care.
Speaker 10: Yeah, yes, I'm gonna try to hurry up and get there.
Speaker 4: Okay, thanks for playing, Karina. We'll be back to do
Speaker 4: Windbrooks Bock same time on Monday.
Speaker 8: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning