Speaker 1: Are you guys feeling like me? Where life lately is
Speaker 1: mostly panic no disco?
Speaker 2: Oh sad, Jeff, let's bring you more panic. Wait, no
Speaker 2: more disco.
Speaker 1: We're gonna try and put some of the disco back
Speaker 1: with a brand new care or don't care?
Speaker 3: Get right into the first headline.
Speaker 1: Well, you'll never believe what was just found in the
Speaker 1: Goodwill donation box.
Speaker 3: Don't care.
Speaker 1: Glenda Fuffle is the manager at the Goodwill in Yuma, Arizona.
Speaker 1: Her job is to go through the donations whenever they
Speaker 1: come through, make sure everything gets sordid tagged, organized where
Speaker 1: it needs to be, and.
Speaker 2: Her other job is to have the most awesome last
Speaker 2: name effort.
Speaker 1: Well, the other day she came across something in the
Speaker 1: donation bin that made national headlines because it appeared to
Speaker 1: be a human skull.
Speaker 2: I thought it was gonna be something fun.
Speaker 3: Jeff.
Speaker 1: It looks like a real skull that has one fake
Speaker 1: plastic eyeball in it, So there's the photo level. So
Speaker 1: oh my God, called and officers responded to the scene.
Speaker 2: Why is it sitting in a wicker basket?
Speaker 1: They called the medical Examiner's office to come take a look,
Speaker 1: but instead of launching an investigation for a potential crime.
Speaker 1: They concluded this skull was ancient and possibly historic.
Speaker 2: Way, is this the stuff that people are finding in
Speaker 2: their grandparents' house?
Speaker 3: Like? Yeah, pretty much.
Speaker 1: Maybe you put it in your in your will, like
Speaker 1: I would like to be donated to a good will someday.
Speaker 1: Many people on Twitter agreed, saying, Wow, this is so cool.
Speaker 1: Another another person said, I couldn't imagine being the person
Speaker 1: who found this. I personally would have kept it and
Speaker 1: put it into my own personal skull collection.
Speaker 3: But that's police say.
Speaker 1: If you do have any ancient or historic skulls lying
Speaker 1: around and you don't know what to do with it,
Speaker 1: attack them. Don't put it in the goodwill donation bin good.
Speaker 2: I'll remember that when I'm cleaning up my school closet.
Speaker 1: Ye. See if you care about this, Finally, a Guinness
Speaker 1: World record, Jose might be able to break.
Speaker 2: Don't care, Let's get rid of the record books, Jose.
Speaker 1: There's a thirty two year old guy named Zach Swape
Speaker 1: from Pennsylvania and his record setting attempt all started last
Speaker 1: July when he went to go see Minions Rise of
Speaker 1: the Guru in theaters Okay, and while he was there
Speaker 1: at Regal Cinemas. He signed up for one of their
Speaker 1: Regal Unlimited memberships.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, which allows.
Speaker 1: Him unlimited trips to any movie there for just twenty
Speaker 1: two dollars a month.
Speaker 2: That's so crazy. You can do that a great deal.
Speaker 1: So while he was in the theater, Zach got a
Speaker 1: little curious and looked up the record and found that
Speaker 1: a Frenchman named Vincent Crone had watched seven hundred and
Speaker 1: fifteen movies in one calendar year.
Speaker 2: Oh three and sixty five days in the year. That's like, oh,
Speaker 2: that's two movies a day in the theater over the bathroom.
Speaker 3: But Zach was like, I could beat that.
Speaker 1: What So he met with Regal management the next day
Speaker 1: and they agreed to support him in his attempt.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1: They monitored all of his screenings to make sure that
Speaker 1: he was following the rules set forward by Guinness, which
Speaker 1: included not taking any bathroom breaks nikes.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, sorry, I guess you can't break this
Speaker 3: after all.
Speaker 1: Also, no having any snacks or beverages during any of
Speaker 1: the movies.
Speaker 2: Wait, why do have to torture yourself because you have?
Speaker 2: And how is Regal cool with that? I mean, that's
Speaker 2: how they make all their money.
Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, so Zach would watch up to three movies
Speaker 1: after work on weekdays and then squeeze in even more
Speaker 1: movies during the weekends.
Speaker 2: Do you have to stay awake during the whole film?
Speaker 2: Is that one of the assuming you have to watch?
Speaker 2: You're not eating, you're not drinking? Like if he dated
Speaker 2: for a year, like, does he bring him on dates?
Speaker 3: The movie that.
Speaker 1: He saw the most times Puss in Boots The Last
Speaker 1: Wish with forty seven viewings.
Speaker 2: I mean he started with minions, so yeah.
Speaker 1: Like his favorite film of the year was Spider Man
Speaker 1: Across the Spider Verse?
Speaker 3: Are kidding me?
Speaker 2: I saw that and the ending just angered me.
Speaker 3: Oh no, you don't.
Speaker 2: Understand when you watch it.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, Zach liked it, so everybody's entitled right now.
Speaker 1: In the end, Zach shattered the old record going to
Speaker 1: the movies seven hundred and seventy seven times. Wow, that's
Speaker 1: Zach with his record breaking ticket.
Speaker 2: He looks paler that I expected. Maybe that's from being
Speaker 2: indoors that much time.
Speaker 3: Let's go to your next headline.
Speaker 1: If you randomly find one of these in your front lawn,
Speaker 1: it's not what you think it means.
Speaker 3: Care, don't care.
Speaker 2: I care kind of spooky.
Speaker 3: I care well for those.
Speaker 1: Of you that don't know about me and my sordid
Speaker 1: private at school passed. Yeah, back when I was thirteen,
Speaker 1: I was a member of a gang.
Speaker 2: Oh stop, why do you tell this story again?
Speaker 1: It's so it's relevant. The pink flamingo bandidos. We would
Speaker 1: go out in the dead of night and leave decorative
Speaker 1: pink flamingos all over people's front lawns, just.
Speaker 2: Pee somebody's house like a normal kid.
Speaker 1: Jack. We raised hell in the hard streets of Calabasas.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and it.
Speaker 1: Looks like we've inspired some copycats across the pond, because
Speaker 1: over in North Wales they've been leaving it not flamingos,
Speaker 1: but gnomes in people's front gardens.
Speaker 2: Oh oh yeah, we left a couple of gnomes in
Speaker 2: our neighbors lawn because we thought it was funny.
Speaker 1: Oh, but this is for a more sinister reason than
Speaker 1: simple teenage pranks. Officers said this behavior is used by
Speaker 1: burglars to see if a resident is home.
Speaker 2: Oh like to see if they move the nome.
Speaker 1: Apparently, if the nomes not collected by the resident within
Speaker 1: twenty four hours, the properties assumed to be empty and
Speaker 1: considered an easy target.
Speaker 3: So basically, Robert.
Speaker 1: Drops the gnome off in your front lawn leaves, and
Speaker 1: then they come back twenty four hours later.
Speaker 3: If thenome's still there, the robbers going in, Oh my.
Speaker 2: It's kind of funny because the nomes we left at
Speaker 2: our neighbor's house also stayed exactly where they were because
Speaker 2: our neighbors were like, hey, they look kind of cool.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Well, police are now encouraging people who find gnomes to
Speaker 1: reach out to them so they can set up sting operations. Recently,
Speaker 1: one burglar came back to see his gnomes still in
Speaker 1: the garden, so he entered the house through a back window,
Speaker 1: where seven officers were waiting for him.
Speaker 2: If those burglars are not wearing nome hats, I'm going
Speaker 2: to be upset.
Speaker 1: He tried to tell him this was his house and
Speaker 1: he just lost the key to his front doors or going.
Speaker 3: Through the back. Okay, they didn't buy it. He was
Speaker 3: thrown to the ground in handcuff.
Speaker 2: Yeah happened.
Speaker 1: Finally. Jeff's joke of the day, Kara, don't care. Do
Speaker 1: you guys know why I call my horse Mayo? No? Why?
Speaker 1: Because sometimes Mayo, Naisha Horse, it's a.
Speaker 3: Good that was a great one.
Speaker 1: That's bearing on their phone taps coming.
Speaker 3: Up in just a by minute.
Speaker 2: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,