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Speaker 4: look right now, major food and drink companies are coming
Speaker 4: out with new products trying to create the next big thing.
Speaker 1: I love it.
Speaker 4: We just talked about caffeinated cup of noodles, Jelly Belly,
Speaker 4: Boba tea.
Speaker 5: Oh, that sounds weird for.
Speaker 4: The kids, Capri Sun hard Seltzer, I.
Speaker 3: Want it now.
Speaker 1: This is a good idea, Jeff.
Speaker 4: The kids love it. But the latest big name company
Speaker 4: to get in on the action and launch a crazy
Speaker 4: new product is actually Gatorade.
Speaker 1: Oh they don't do a whole.
Speaker 4: Lot all sorts of like cool stuff. They have like
Speaker 4: Gatorade energy gels. Oh that's the teen shakes and hydration pills.
Speaker 1: It's like, I guess it's cool if you're running a marathon.
Speaker 4: Jeff, Yeah, they just announced that they're going to launch
Speaker 4: something brand new and it's going to change the way
Speaker 4: we hydrate forever. Okay, I don't know if you're ready
Speaker 4: for this, but hitting shelves early next year is Gatorade water.
Speaker 1: That what Gatorade already is.
Speaker 4: This is not flavored or anything, just regular bottled.
Speaker 3: Water, like extra electrodes.
Speaker 4: A little bit of electrolytes in there, but it's basically
Speaker 4: plain water in a Gatorade package. Here it is. They're
Speaker 4: really excited about.
Speaker 1: This, and they're doing the plastic bottles again that they
Speaker 1: have to put it in a can or a box.
Speaker 4: No, it's water that was actually melted from the ice
Speaker 4: caps directly and put into the bottles.
Speaker 6: There you go.
Speaker 4: But they said, quote, our research has discovered that athletes
Speaker 4: are seeking premium, hydrating, unflavored water beverages to drink throughout
Speaker 4: the day with quote perceived health benefits, and water was
Speaker 4: the perfect solution.
Speaker 1: A fit about gas prices, But have you checked bottled
Speaker 1: water prices lately? So much money? Just turn that tap, people, Yeah, this.
Speaker 4: Is where all the innovation over the last few years
Speaker 4: has gotten us to the beginning. We're back to water. Yeah,
Speaker 4: it's the hot new thing amazing. Speaking of perceived health benefits,
Speaker 4: let's get into the shot collar question of the day, Right,
Speaker 4: that's good for your overall health. We're gonna send it
Speaker 4: to a man whose body is packed with flavor and
Speaker 4: not a drop of water in a digital chat.
Speaker 5: Mario Sonic, pac Man. They're not just the people that
Speaker 5: Alexis made out with at the bar last weekend. They're
Speaker 5: all famous video game characters.
Speaker 4: No way they bring that up.
Speaker 5: It just so happens. Today is National Video Game Day,
Speaker 5: and in order for all of you to level up
Speaker 5: to the next part of this morning show, you'll each
Speaker 5: have to complete some trivia about some of the most
Speaker 5: popular video games.
Speaker 7: In the world.
Speaker 5: In a special eight bit coin operated edition of the
Speaker 5: one and done Shot Collar Question of the Dead, Jose,
Speaker 5: It's your turn. Arcade video games were first introduced in
Speaker 5: the nineteen seventies, with Pong as the first commercially successful game,
Speaker 5: and after that, coin op arcade games exploded in the eighties,
Speaker 5: with many going on to become iconic names in pop culture.
Speaker 5: Which was the highest grossing of the nineteen eighties. Was
Speaker 5: it a pac Man, B Street Fighter or C Space Invaders?
Speaker 1: Oh Man?
Speaker 5: That is really tough.
Speaker 1: Those are all fun, yeah, all.
Speaker 4: Too violent for me to play.
Speaker 1: Pa pac Man Yeah too much.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 7: The first thing I thought of before you started listening
Speaker 7: was pac Man. Space Invaders like paved the.
Speaker 1: Way for see. But I think street Fighter because it
Speaker 1: costs more.
Speaker 2: Remember, they like started to bump it up to where
Speaker 2: he had to pay fifty cents instead of just a quarter,
Speaker 2: and it was gave like crazy good graphics comparatively.
Speaker 7: No, you're right, but I still just think pac Man
Speaker 7: is just too iconic.
Speaker 4: I don't know, maybe it's too easy of an answer,
Speaker 4: but I'm gonna go pac Man.
Speaker 5: Jose said pac Man.
Speaker 8: That is.
Speaker 1: Almost over thought it, though you did it.
Speaker 5: Pac Man made three point five billion in the eighties,
Speaker 5: second with Space Invaders and third with street Fighter too.
Speaker 4: That's a lot of quarters.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Jose is safe. Alexis quarters.
Speaker 4: Alexis.
Speaker 5: The SIMS is the eighth highest grossing video game franchise
Speaker 5: of all time. In it, the sim characters all speak
Speaker 5: a language that sounds like gibberish, but it's actually a
Speaker 5: real video game language.
Speaker 9: Really.
Speaker 5: What's it called? Is it a Simlinese, oh, B sim
Speaker 5: Latin or C Simlish?
Speaker 1: I think Jake consulted his wife last night on the.
Speaker 4: Se player, they actually speak the Sims language two weeks name.
Speaker 1: I kind of like, what was the first one, Jake Similineese, Similinese.
Speaker 7: I don't know, like Lebanese or I don't know.
Speaker 1: There's a lot of languages at the end of the similies, Jake.
Speaker 5: Alexa said, Similonese. That is incorrect. It's Simlish like English.
Speaker 5: It's a mixture of Ukrainian, Navajo to Gala and a
Speaker 5: host of their languages just blended altogether.
Speaker 1: Brook, it's your turn, Okay.
Speaker 5: You may know that in nineteen ninety three, The Super
Speaker 5: Mario Brothers became the first video game to ever be
Speaker 5: turned into a full length movie. But what was the
Speaker 5: first movie to be turned into a video game?
Speaker 6: Question?
Speaker 5: Was it e t The Extraterrestrial Indiana Jones and The
Speaker 5: Raiders of the Lost art.
Speaker 1: Man that'd be a yeah.
Speaker 6: Or Star Wars.
Speaker 1: I've taken like.
Speaker 2: Early nineties, and I feel like I remember an Indiana
Speaker 2: Jones video game.
Speaker 4: Et was kind of famously a video game that was terrible.
Speaker 6: That's true.
Speaker 4: It was so bad they buried it in the desert.
Speaker 4: The games in the history.
Speaker 1: But I wonder if that's why it was the first.
Speaker 2: Like they didn't know how to do it yet, Like
Speaker 2: they didn't know how to make this fairy lens.
Speaker 4: It was too easy. It was like phone home, press B.
Speaker 10: What was it that I still have not ever beaten
Speaker 10: a video game game?
Speaker 1: You know, for that reasoning alone, I'm gonna go et,
Speaker 1: Brookes said, E T that is.
Speaker 8: Correct.
Speaker 1: It was Indiana, Joe, and I almost said that.
Speaker 5: The Raiders of the Lost Arc video game came out
Speaker 5: in nineteen eighty two, just months before the ET game.
Speaker 1: Nineteen eighty two. I don't even could they even make
Speaker 1: a rolling I don't.
Speaker 5: Know, that's what Jeffrey, you're our last question. Researchers are
Speaker 5: constantly studying the effects of video games on humans. In fact,
Speaker 5: studies have shown that playing this game can curb cravings
Speaker 5: for food, sex, and drugs. Which game is it?
Speaker 4: I've already never played this game.
Speaker 5: Is it a Pong, B Tetris or C Pajama Sam three?
Speaker 5: You are what you eat from your head to your feet.
Speaker 5: That is a game that I've been saying right now.
Speaker 5: I will take no slander about Pajama Sam even for
Speaker 5: a second.
Speaker 1: You know what's interesting, I had a friend's mom who
Speaker 1: is obsessed with Tetris, and she wouldn't even go back
Speaker 1: and sleep with her husband. She'd slept on the couch
Speaker 1: every night because she would play so late.
Speaker 3: I have a friend if we're in line for the
Speaker 3: bar bathroom and she has to go really bad, she
Speaker 3: plays Tetris on her phone to make her just black
Speaker 3: out and not focus on anything.
Speaker 4: Really that makes sense. Pong is just too simple. It's
Speaker 4: just two paddles and you hit the ball back and
Speaker 4: fix kas. Me on, let's go with Tetris turns you
Speaker 4: off to food, sex, and drugs.
Speaker 5: Jeffrey said. Tetris. That is, playing Tetris on a smartphone
Speaker 5: for as little as three minutes can weaken cravings by
Speaker 5: as much as one fifth.
Speaker 3: Any that's a lot.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, so oh no, Jose and I are safe.
Speaker 4: The girls are going to be taking a shock this morning.
Speaker 4: And somebody wanted to hear Trouble by Taylor.
Speaker 2: Swift because I knew you were trouble when you walked in.
Speaker 11: So shame on me.
Speaker 1: Now, I've never been.
Speaker 8: Strong.
Speaker 4: Start threw on. Let's all hop on Tetris for a
Speaker 4: second and turn ourselves off to everything that's your shot
Speaker 4: Collar Question of the.
Speaker 11: Day Frouking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4: Ladies, when you want your husband to do something and
Speaker 4: he just won't.
Speaker 1: Listen, God, what it is frustrating.
Speaker 4: I'm with you.
Speaker 1: It's just like, if you just do the thing that
Speaker 1: I know is right, then all will be better.
Speaker 4: Than We're not good enough.
Speaker 1: It's not that as like, listen a little bit.
Speaker 4: We don't listen, and we're not good even when we try.
Speaker 11: Supposed to do.
Speaker 1: You're cute.
Speaker 5: You know.
Speaker 1: You can reach things on the top shelf that I can't. Okay,
Speaker 1: you can carry heavy stuff. I mean, there is use
Speaker 1: for you.
Speaker 4: Just going back to the husband not doing what you
Speaker 4: want him to do. It's hard because it's not like
Speaker 4: everyone has a prison cell in their basement, like Brooke
Speaker 4: smartly put down there. The DIY person sell from Ikia
Speaker 4: highly recommend and that's why one woman had to get
Speaker 4: creative and actually hired a total stranger to secretly keep
Speaker 4: her husband in check for her. And that stranger is
Speaker 4: on the phone right now ready to tell us what
Speaker 4: he's being paid every single week to secretly do. Out
Speaker 4: we can help is on the way, and a brand
Speaker 4: new mass speaker coming up at sevent ten.
Speaker 5: You don't know me confession.
Speaker 8: I can't take that.
Speaker 6: Ol arm Mouse.
Speaker 4: Speaker, Texas seventy eighty five nine two says, my girlfriend
Speaker 4: broke up with me two months ago, so I went
Speaker 4: on the dating app, changed my age range, and this
Speaker 4: weekend I'm going on a date with her grandma. Hopefully
Speaker 4: I can make it last through Thanksgiving.
Speaker 7: I'm your girl.
Speaker 1: I don't know that that's the revenge that you think
Speaker 1: it is.
Speaker 4: I hope someone just made that up because I'm low
Speaker 4: key jealous. That's why you know Granny knows what she's doing.
Speaker 1: That's true.
Speaker 4: That's the level of deceit, though, that we need from
Speaker 4: our mass speakers. Yeah, we got a guy on the
Speaker 4: phone who's ready to come clean for us today. But
Speaker 4: unlike most people who talk about things they've done in
Speaker 4: their past, apparently he's going through something right now. Oh courage, Peter,
Speaker 4: welcome to the show.
Speaker 8: Hello, how are you guys? You guys, this guy's in
Speaker 8: my voice right yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: We have no idea who you are.
Speaker 12: Peter.
Speaker 8: I'm a little nervous. This is a little strange.
Speaker 2: I always wonder like, if you're going through it right now,
Speaker 2: does that mean that you may change your ways or
Speaker 2: I guess maybe it's not even bad what you're doing.
Speaker 1: I guess we better here.
Speaker 4: Yeah, figure it out. Voice changer is on, Peter. You're
Speaker 4: the mass speaker. Whenever you're ready, let's hear your confession.
Speaker 8: All right. Well, first of all, I work at a
Speaker 8: smaller grocery store, like a mon pop type grocery store.
Speaker 8: Check out guy. Yeah, I like those places, been there
Speaker 8: a few years. But there's this one lady that comes
Speaker 8: through regularly. She's attractive, and I saw her a lot.
Speaker 8: She would come through a lot.
Speaker 2: Well it's easy, you know too, in those smaller grocery
Speaker 2: stores to know the customers or regulars.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like the neighborhood vibe.
Speaker 8: Yeah, for sure, if you see everyone that comes in.
Speaker 8: One day, she came to the counter and asked the
Speaker 8: talking private and uh, I was a little scared. Yes, yes,
Speaker 8: when my next break was?
Speaker 1: She asked, when your break was?
Speaker 8: Yeah? Yeah, I was lit.
Speaker 2: So you know it's not a complaint then, right, because
Speaker 2: sometimes it'd be.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I mean she would just go to his manager if
Speaker 4: it was the problem with him. Totally clearly she sees
Speaker 4: something that she likes.
Speaker 8: Yeah, well it wasn't quite that, you know, it was
Speaker 8: something completely different.
Speaker 4: Okay, okay, what did you want?
Speaker 8: Well? I told her. I got up in ten minutes
Speaker 8: and she waited outside the store and went up to
Speaker 8: her and she said, every Saturday her husband should go
Speaker 8: shopping there at the same store, and he's been sneaking
Speaker 8: cookies in his order.
Speaker 4: What, well, it's about cookies.
Speaker 1: So she's like telling you about her husband's habit of
Speaker 1: eating cookies when he's not supposed to.
Speaker 8: Because they're supposed to be on a diet, right, Because
Speaker 8: she's been finding receipts in the trash and discarded cookie bag.
Speaker 1: It's a different type of cheating.
Speaker 8: He's totally cheating on her with cookies.
Speaker 4: And why is she telling you that?
Speaker 13: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Is it your business?
Speaker 8: Well, she offered me fifty dollars a week to try
Speaker 8: and stop him from getting cookies.
Speaker 4: Out of his hand, cookies for you poke his tummy, Like,
Speaker 4: are you sure you want to buy those?
Speaker 7: Every time he walks in, you just make an announcement.
Speaker 4: Excuse me, shoppers, the cookie I was closed.
Speaker 8: It's almost exactly like that, believe it or not. He
Speaker 8: wanted me to get creative too and think of things
Speaker 8: just like that for him not to buy.
Speaker 4: Cookie, So you took the fifty dollars.
Speaker 8: Yeah, so check this out. So sure enough, the following Saturday,
Speaker 8: I guess who decides to show up at my counter.
Speaker 1: With Oreo Cookies, cookie and himself.
Speaker 8: So I wasn't too sure what to do, right, I
Speaker 8: kept placing my finger on the on the barcode, pretending
Speaker 8: like it wasn't scanning.
Speaker 4: That's funny, that's smart.
Speaker 8: But that that worked. That worked, and then he came
Speaker 8: by the next the third day.
Speaker 1: Oh no, you got to do something again.
Speaker 8: Yeah, a different brand of cookies, but I explained that
Speaker 8: they were recalled Oh, of.
Speaker 1: Course, the baked salmonilla out brain, you know, Nutter butters
Speaker 1: with the key.
Speaker 7: Yeah, said, these are not good.
Speaker 4: Twenty of our customers died last week. That good thing
Speaker 4: I caught you.
Speaker 1: Was he starting to like have the shakes from withdrawals?
Speaker 8: Well, I almost said to him, look, we might have
Speaker 8: to call the manager over to take care of this,
Speaker 8: but I think he was pretty set up.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's one of those things where it's not that important.
Speaker 6: Just whatever.
Speaker 8: Yeah, so the most recent.
Speaker 1: Time, there's a third time that this has happening.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you got to keep switching it up.
Speaker 8: So I tore a hole in the back when he
Speaker 8: was the organ and explain I couldn't sell it so
Speaker 8: because of the whole. But see, that's the thing is,
Speaker 8: I'm freaking out because I'm running out of idea.
Speaker 1: Yeah, bro, and at some point he's gonna be like,
Speaker 1: let me just go get some more.
Speaker 6: Know.
Speaker 8: Well, I'm hoping you guys could help me think of
Speaker 8: other ideas that I can keep getting this fifty every week?
Speaker 8: You know what I mean?
Speaker 4: Can we get twenty five percent of the fifty dollars
Speaker 4: to be part of this?
Speaker 8: Now? Good?
Speaker 1: That's hard. I don't know what else you could possibly do.
Speaker 3: I'd say up the price of this man. Sounds like
Speaker 3: he'll pay anything. Oh yeah, he's cooking right.
Speaker 1: I mean, if the wife is paying fifty dollars for
Speaker 1: him not to get the cookies, I don't think money's
Speaker 1: really an issue in the couple.
Speaker 4: You can put one of those floor is wet things
Speaker 4: right in front.
Speaker 1: Of the cookie area.
Speaker 4: Or Saturday, just wait for him to come by.
Speaker 7: Opposite coupon day. These are three times the normal.
Speaker 13: Yeah on Saturday.
Speaker 8: These are great ideas, but it's gonna run out eventually.
Speaker 3: You're gonna have to turn on the wife at some point.
Speaker 1: Well that's a good idea to him. Hey, pay me
Speaker 1: fifty bucks a week and I'll sneak you cookies.
Speaker 4: Burn the candle from both ends. Good luck stopping him
Speaker 4: from getting the cookies. Man text in seven eight, five
Speaker 4: nine two. If you have a confession you've been holding
Speaker 4: on to, we can hide your identity, mask your voice,
Speaker 4: and make you the next mass speaker. We got your
Speaker 4: phone tap coming.
Speaker 11: Up, Brooking Jeffrey.
Speaker 4: In the morning, we got an email from a woman
Speaker 4: who wanted to prank her husband and the reason that
Speaker 4: we like this one and moved to the very top
Speaker 4: of our list. She said he has a short fuse
Speaker 4: and when we asked her what bugs him, like, what
Speaker 4: gets under his skin, she says, lately he's been going
Speaker 4: off about the machines that ask you to like tip
Speaker 4: oh yeah, or if they want to add on like
Speaker 4: a little extra donation. Well, we're gonna try and push
Speaker 4: those buttons today with some help from our very own
Speaker 4: brook and Jeffrey AI service. Oh I love it. It's
Speaker 4: your phone tap right now.
Speaker 8: The twenties.
Speaker 4: Hello, Hi is this Oscar market? Yeah, Hi Oscar, this
Speaker 4: is Rusty Pipeenhammer from insurance. We got an email from
Speaker 4: you saying that you wanted to add a new person
Speaker 4: onto your Policy's that right?
Speaker 8: Yeah? You want to add my wife?
Speaker 4: Okay, great, So we've already run it through and your
Speaker 4: request has been approved.
Speaker 8: All right, great?
Speaker 4: So yeah, the transaction is going to happen through our
Speaker 4: automated payment system, though, and for your privacy, I'm not
Speaker 4: going to be a part of that, Okay.
Speaker 8: I can you can't just auto goose to the policy
Speaker 8: I already have.
Speaker 4: Well, it will, but we have to confirm it through
Speaker 4: the system, and I'm not allowed to be on that
Speaker 4: call for your privacy, all right, all right, all right,
Speaker 4: So I'm just going to send you through to the
Speaker 4: payment system and then I'll jump back on when you're
Speaker 4: all done. Okay, all right, all right, sending you through now.
Speaker 13: Hello, your total balance for six months of premium coverage
Speaker 13: is four hundred and seventy two dollars and thirty nine cents.
Speaker 13: Do I have permission to charge your card on file?
Speaker 13: And in seventy eight eighty one?
Speaker 12: Yes, you have my permission.
Speaker 13: Thank you. Transaction confirmed? Would you care to add a
Speaker 13: one dollar donation to your transaction for charity.
Speaker 8: No, I do not.
Speaker 13: How about five dollars?
Speaker 8: No I do not.
Speaker 13: Last call for charity? Ten dollars?
Speaker 6: What?
Speaker 8: No, I don't want to donate to any charity.
Speaker 13: The charity is for many horses who are getting older.
Speaker 13: Does that change your mind? No, it does not, So
Speaker 13: you would not like to donate any money to sweet
Speaker 13: aging many horses.
Speaker 8: No, I don't want to donate any money to anything, So.
Speaker 13: You wouldn't not like to not donate money to sweet
Speaker 13: aging many horses. Just confirming with you, representative. How about
Speaker 13: five dollars? No, representative, last call for charity? Ten dollars?
Speaker 8: No, I want to stalk to a person.
Speaker 13: But you do not want to help them, even the
Speaker 13: sweet old ones who limp around the stables.
Speaker 9: No I do not.
Speaker 8: I want to talk for a representative.
Speaker 13: Okay, Just confirming with you that you are all right
Speaker 13: if a mini horse suffers because no one wants to
Speaker 13: help them.
Speaker 5: No, I hear me.
Speaker 13: I thank you for your candor and honesty.
Speaker 9: Unbelievable.
Speaker 13: Hope you can sleep well tonight knowing your decision to
Speaker 13: withhold money from the kindest animal to walk planet birth.
Speaker 4: How about five dollars?
Speaker 13: How about five dollars? How about five dollars? Last call
Speaker 13: for charity for ten dollars?
Speaker 4: Are you not listening? I said, give me a representative.
Speaker 13: Thank you for using the automated payment system. I will
Speaker 13: transfer you back to the representative for confirmation. You are
Speaker 13: the only one out of hundreds I helped today who
Speaker 13: chose not to help many horses.
Speaker 6: I don't care.
Speaker 4: Hey, oscars, see again? How to go?
Speaker 5: No, what, Rusty?
Speaker 7: What is wrong with you automated horses?
Speaker 4: Oh right, yeah, you donated for the many horses?
Speaker 8: Correct?
Speaker 9: No, I didn't donate for the god horses.
Speaker 4: You didn't donate.
Speaker 9: No, I don't give a answer.
Speaker 5: My policy.
Speaker 4: I'm getting new insurance, so I'm sorry. If you had
Speaker 4: a problem with the system.
Speaker 6: Or something, why would they even ask that?
Speaker 4: Well, I mean, many horses are just sweet, gentle creatures
Speaker 4: of nature, and I feel like everybody would want to do.
Speaker 8: That, the stupid automated system.
Speaker 4: R Wife Gina was on earlier and she said that
Speaker 4: she would love to donate to help them many horses.
Speaker 13: What Jena, and what charity is for many horses who
Speaker 13: are getting older?
Speaker 4: Yeah? That charity?
Speaker 9: So why are you now on at the same time
Speaker 9: as the automated system are you the one doing it?
Speaker 4: Is probably happening because this is really a prank phone call.
Speaker 4: We really have to figure this out.
Speaker 13: What's the last call for charity?
Speaker 9: What do you.
Speaker 4: I don't work for the insurance company. My name is
Speaker 4: jeff from Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. We're doing
Speaker 4: a phone tap on you. Oh yeah, your wife Gina
Speaker 4: said that you get asked to donate money randomly all
Speaker 4: the time and it was getting on your nerves.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 13: Well, the charity is for many horses who are getting older.
Speaker 13: You know, it can just that change your mind.
Speaker 4: You know, it keeps asking you the question over and
Speaker 4: over until you agree to donate.
Speaker 9: I'm not still not a green.
Speaker 4: Oh you're gonna hold out against the mini horses. I'm
Speaker 4: holding out no matter what. You're probably good with your wife.
Speaker 4: But when people hear this on the radio, they're gonna
Speaker 4: think that you despise animal charities.
Speaker 8: I'll roll those dice.
Speaker 4: Good luck, Wake up.
Speaker 11: Every morning was phone tap weekday mornings on the twenties
Speaker 11: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 4: If you thought being stuck in the friend zone was
Speaker 4: the worst feeling, we just heard about another hopeless zone
Speaker 4: of no romance that sounds even more frustrating.
Speaker 1: Oh, please don't tell me it's the dead zone. Please
Speaker 1: don't tell me it's the dead zone.
Speaker 6: It's not.
Speaker 4: But one of our listeners is stuck in it right now.
Speaker 4: He's been desperately searching for a way to finally spark
Speaker 4: a love connection with a person that he's known for years. Oh,
Speaker 4: they're not exactly friends. Oh, their relationship is a little stranger,
Speaker 4: more complicated than that. Really, he's gonna tell us all
Speaker 4: about it. We're gonna try and help him get out
Speaker 4: of that zone in a brand new awkward Tuesday phone call.
Speaker 6: Next, it's awkward. It's Tuesday. It's awkward Tuesday phone call.
Speaker 4: When you run into an old friend or acquaintance from
Speaker 4: your past, is that exciting for you? Is that kind
Speaker 4: of awkward?
Speaker 7: I into an old friend the other day?
Speaker 6: It is?
Speaker 2: I like it for like twenty five minutes, and then
Speaker 2: after twenty five minutes, I'm like, oh, that's why we don't.
Speaker 4: Talk anymore personally. If I see anybody I knew back
Speaker 4: in the day, I'm pulling the fire alarm and getting
Speaker 4: the heck.
Speaker 6: Out of there.
Speaker 1: Ohh wow, not.
Speaker 4: Old memories with you today? Sorry, yes, but you know.
Speaker 4: I know some people are a little bit more amicable
Speaker 4: to that. Yeah, like our listener Mark, who recently ran
Speaker 4: into someone from his past and now he's looking to
Speaker 4: get a little bit of advice. So Mark, welcome to
Speaker 4: the show Man.
Speaker 9: Oh my god, thank you so much for inviting me.
Speaker 9: This is amazing.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, amazing because you like the show, were
Speaker 1: amazing because the issues that big.
Speaker 9: Well, I mean, I listened to your show every day,
Speaker 9: but I don't know. I got to talk to you all.
Speaker 9: I gotta lay it down.
Speaker 1: Okay, Oh, it sounds like it's juicy.
Speaker 4: Who'd you run into from your past?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 9: I randomly bumped into my old childhood babysitter.
Speaker 1: Wow, Oh that's crazy. Did she recognize or he? I
Speaker 1: guess I shouldn't say that, but all my babysitters were girls.
Speaker 1: Did they recognize you?
Speaker 8: Not?
Speaker 9: At first?
Speaker 11: Oh?
Speaker 9: I was at a coffee shop. I saw her come
Speaker 9: in while I was waiting for my drink, and I
Speaker 9: went up there and I.
Speaker 4: Just yelled, Kendra, question, what did she say?
Speaker 9: She was just like, uh, who aren't you?
Speaker 6: That means yes, I am, but I don't recognize you.
Speaker 1: Okay, it makes sense. You were a kid awkward better
Speaker 1: than her saying go to your room.
Speaker 9: I said, oh, I'll give you a hint. I was like,
Speaker 9: can you do what? Can you put on my foot again?
Speaker 1: Oh? No, what'd you say?
Speaker 9: It's like, oh my god, Marky?
Speaker 1: Can we call you Marky?
Speaker 12: Now?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 4: We have it worked.
Speaker 9: I was just like, yeah, I'm all grown up and
Speaker 9: we laugh and he's super cute.
Speaker 1: Now, oh so many Marky's got a thing for the
Speaker 1: babysitter sounds.
Speaker 4: Like, yeah, I'm curious. How old were you when you
Speaker 4: knew her?
Speaker 6: So?
Speaker 9: I was nine, you were fourteen at the time.
Speaker 1: It's not five year difference.
Speaker 7: Now when you're adults, that's nothing.
Speaker 4: How old How old are you now?
Speaker 8: Are you?
Speaker 4: Are you past your teens?
Speaker 1: Yes, it's a balance question.
Speaker 6: This was three years eighty seven years old.
Speaker 7: You're like, Kendrew, you're.
Speaker 9: Not around twenty five right now. But we just couldn't
Speaker 9: stop telling stories and we were joking around. You could
Speaker 9: tell there was a vibe, you know between us.
Speaker 1: Okay, did you ask her out? What did you do?
Speaker 1: Did you make a move?
Speaker 9: So here's what happened. She was with another lady from
Speaker 9: her work. Okay, so she said, let's catch up over
Speaker 9: dinner sometime and I was like, yeah, absolutely, So you know,
Speaker 9: few days later we went to dinner. It was amazing.
Speaker 9: I mean it felt better than going on a normal
Speaker 9: date because we already had a connection.
Speaker 4: And so this was a this was a date that
Speaker 4: you two went on.
Speaker 9: It wasn't officially a date. It was more of a
Speaker 9: catch up.
Speaker 2: Like from his side of the it's like cool and
Speaker 2: sexy and hot. As someone who I'm sure Alexis feels
Speaker 2: the same, has been a babysitter, it would be really
Speaker 2: weird even as adults because you just still see that
Speaker 2: person as a.
Speaker 3: Kid, like eve them back.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you watch them pick their nose, you know where
Speaker 1: they kept their booger collections.
Speaker 4: I don't it sounds like you guys have actually considered
Speaker 4: and thought about dating them. But you talked to herself out.
Speaker 2: I'm tried to think from her side, what was her
Speaker 2: reaction to this? Did she give any indication that she
Speaker 2: had any interest?
Speaker 9: So my tick on it, honestly was she was being
Speaker 9: pretty flirty back at me. I okay, little bit, that's good, Yeah, definitely.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Is there anything specific that you can bring up about that?
Speaker 9: Yeah, I mean she was twiling her hair, she was laughing.
Speaker 9: It was amazing, like, Okay.
Speaker 3: Try hair when you're bored. Men don't believe that.
Speaker 7: Scientific prove and you also do it when you're flirting.
Speaker 6: But you're right.
Speaker 7: It could be either. She could have been bored and
Speaker 7: not having a good I keep.
Speaker 1: Forgetting that this isn't a second date, right.
Speaker 4: Like, yeah, we're doing an awkward phone call here? What
Speaker 4: what makes this awkward?
Speaker 9: So things were going well till halfway through the meal
Speaker 9: she leaned over and said, Marky, you need to finish
Speaker 9: your vegetables.
Speaker 5: Oh wait, wait.
Speaker 4: Did you laugh?
Speaker 9: I mean I laughed, And then she says, I'm serious.
Speaker 9: Oh so I ate my vegetables while she watched me,
Speaker 9: and it was it was embarrassing.
Speaker 1: Though, Well, you are a stronger boy because you did
Speaker 1: eat those veggies.
Speaker 4: So let me ask you this. At the end of
Speaker 4: the night, how did you and Kendra leave things?
Speaker 6: Like?
Speaker 4: Was it romantic at all?
Speaker 9: We walked out, We had a huge hug. I told
Speaker 9: her I was gonna text her. Yeah, it was like
Speaker 9: you better. It's important to keep promises.
Speaker 7: Oh preachy, teach your babysitter motive.
Speaker 4: Yeah, how long ago was this?
Speaker 9: It was just so only a few nights ago.
Speaker 1: So okay, so.
Speaker 2: What do you what do you want our advice with?
Speaker 2: Because that's like the awkward thing, is right, we give advice.
Speaker 9: Yeah, I just need advice on how to just to
Speaker 9: say that I'm grown and that I feel like you
Speaker 9: need to see me as someone that can be with.
Speaker 4: You go on a serious day with him, like.
Speaker 1: I think, stomp your feet and say this is not fair.
Speaker 1: No really, I know, I get it.
Speaker 4: I get it. Let's try and figure this out. We're
Speaker 4: gonna come back. We're gonna give you some solid advice
Speaker 4: on how to help you ask out your babysitter so
Speaker 4: that she sees you as a man. I'm still paying her.
Speaker 5: Right, No, no, I'm not paying.
Speaker 4: All right, We're gonna do it with your awkward Tuesday
Speaker 4: phone call.
Speaker 6: Next, it's awkward. It's Tuesday. It's awkward Tuesday phone call.
Speaker 4: Imagine going out with a girl you haven't seen in years.
Speaker 4: You're at the dinner table together. She looks over at you, seductively,
Speaker 4: leans in and says, eat your veggie so you can
Speaker 4: grow up to be a big boy.
Speaker 1: He was weirdness. I think that there's some people that
Speaker 1: are into them. Yeah, more our listener isn't.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it did actually happen though, to one of our
Speaker 4: listeners name Marky. Well, I'm calling him Markie because the
Speaker 4: person across the table was his ex babysitter from when
Speaker 4: he was younger. Yeah, he was nine years old. She
Speaker 4: was fourteen at the time. But now they're both grown
Speaker 4: adults and Mark wants to play doctor the real way.
Speaker 4: But does she see him that way? Well, she kept
Speaker 4: calling him MARKI yeah's probably not not a good sign.
Speaker 1: Not yet, not yet.
Speaker 4: He needs to get our advice on how to change
Speaker 4: that for himself. So let's go to Brook for the
Speaker 4: whole advice. What do you think he should do?
Speaker 8: Bro?
Speaker 2: Well, I've been thinking about this a lot, and I
Speaker 2: mean you have to switch her mindset, right, You have
Speaker 2: to have her start thinking of you like a man.
Speaker 2: I never suggest this, but I think you should bring
Speaker 2: up exes because if she can see you in an
Speaker 2: adult relationship, if she can imagine that, maybe then she
Speaker 2: can imagine herself in an adult relationship with you.
Speaker 4: Okay, you ready to drop your body count on her?
Speaker 4: What do you think, Mark?
Speaker 9: I don't want her to get you know, jealous or anything.
Speaker 1: If you do, you do?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: You yes, you could just say, like when I was
Speaker 2: traveling Europe with Candace God, you know, stuff like that.
Speaker 1: She was great, but she didn't really work out.
Speaker 4: You know, a snobby boyfriend trying to make.
Speaker 2: Him sound rich, adult, and well traveled, Jeffrey, those.
Speaker 4: Are good things to remember. Act rich, act grown up,
Speaker 4: and act well traveled.
Speaker 9: I think I can do that.
Speaker 1: Okay, we're here for you.
Speaker 4: We all believe in you, buddy. We're gonna call Kendra
Speaker 4: for you, your ex babysitter, and let you try and make
Speaker 4: this thing official with her, get a real date. Okay, sorry,
Speaker 4: not official. What's the wrong word?
Speaker 7: Yeah, calor Ken, is that more of like an adult?
Speaker 9: No?
Speaker 4: Just just go respectful. Okay, manly, we're here for you. Okay,
Speaker 4: I'm down a number right now?
Speaker 8: Here we go.
Speaker 9: Hello, Kendra, it's me. Who is this? It's it's Mark.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, marky Hi.
Speaker 12: I must not have faked your number right in my phone.
Speaker 12: I don't didn't pop up.
Speaker 9: With this number.
Speaker 1: How are you?
Speaker 9: I'm great? How are you?
Speaker 12: I'm good? I'm good. I'm just kind of hanging out.
Speaker 12: I just ordered some food waiting for it to show up.
Speaker 5: Cool.
Speaker 9: I love food. Food's great.
Speaker 12: I know.
Speaker 9: I remember that you do? I know you. Yeah, I
Speaker 9: kind of need to admit something to you. Okay. Uh
Speaker 9: so when I was nine, I kind of had a
Speaker 9: crush on you. Oh my god, tell me something I
Speaker 9: don't know. Oh wait, you knew that.
Speaker 12: Well, I kind of had a feeling. I mean when
Speaker 12: my boyfriend stopped by that one time you called nine
Speaker 12: one one and told them that there was.
Speaker 8: An intruder at the door.
Speaker 9: So god, I totally forgot about that. It was anyway,
Speaker 9: Oh you said that was cute, Yeah, it was so cute.
Speaker 8: Anyway.
Speaker 9: Did you have a good time the other night when
Speaker 9: we hung out?
Speaker 11: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I did.
Speaker 12: It was really nice, but it was like a little late.
Speaker 9: What do you mean?
Speaker 12: I mean, well, you know, you told me you had
Speaker 12: a big meeting the next day, and I felt like
Speaker 12: I was keeping you up past your bedtime.
Speaker 9: Well I'm older now, so I don't really have a bedtime.
Speaker 12: Well I know that, but like everybody needs their sleep,
Speaker 12: even like big boys like you.
Speaker 9: Yeah, I mean I guess that's true. But I should
Speaker 9: probably listen.
Speaker 8: To you more. I mean, you should. That was the meeting.
Speaker 9: It was good. I mean I think I made a
Speaker 9: good impression.
Speaker 12: Did you brush your teeth before.
Speaker 9: Yeah, but look, here's the conflict that I have. And
Speaker 9: I'm just gonna be honest. I don't know if you
Speaker 9: see it, but I feel like there's like an attraction
Speaker 9: between us.
Speaker 12: I mean yeah, and I feel that.
Speaker 8: Right.
Speaker 9: But like you've heard of people being like friend zoned before,
Speaker 9: I feel like I'm being nanny zoned.
Speaker 12: Wait what are you talking about?
Speaker 9: You know, like the brush your teeth common and on
Speaker 9: the date you made me eat vegetables. It's just stuff
Speaker 9: you would have said to me as a kid, and
Speaker 9: I don't want the potential of this to have some
Speaker 9: the same nanny kid power structure.
Speaker 12: Okay, okay, how about this? How about you come over
Speaker 12: to my place this Friday night. I'll make you dinner
Speaker 12: and I won't make you eat vegetables.
Speaker 9: Okay, yeah, that sounds good.
Speaker 12: Yeah, and then we can watch a movie that's, you know,
Speaker 12: not too scary because I remember that you don't.
Speaker 9: Like a scary one.
Speaker 12: And the best part is if you stay out past eleven,
Speaker 12: I won't make.
Speaker 9: You go home.
Speaker 1: Oh cool?
Speaker 9: Oh wow?
Speaker 12: Yeah, you can stay over and I'll read you a
Speaker 12: bedtime story.
Speaker 9: And this is.
Speaker 4: Hello, Hey Kendra.
Speaker 5: Hey, who is.
Speaker 4: Kendra? You're on the radio right now with a show
Speaker 4: called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 6: Huh, Jeffrey.
Speaker 4: We're a morning radio show right and we're doing a
Speaker 4: segment with Mark called Awkward Tuesday Phone Call. We're trying
Speaker 4: to help him have this conversation with you.
Speaker 1: About like dating, not about bedtime stories.
Speaker 12: Mark, what's happening right now?
Speaker 9: I don't like this.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, Mark, Mark, do you want to explain?
Speaker 9: So listen. I have feelings for you, and I want
Speaker 9: you to see me as an equal because I really,
Speaker 9: I really see its being a thing.
Speaker 4: Do you feel like there's a connection there, maybe, Kendra,
Speaker 4: like a grown up, mature, romantic connection.
Speaker 9: I mean, I kind of see something.
Speaker 12: But at the same time, it's just like really hard
Speaker 12: to shake the image I have of you as a
Speaker 12: little boy.
Speaker 3: Like in my mind, you're.
Speaker 9: Still a little boy.
Speaker 1: But listen to his voice.
Speaker 2: That's a man voice, and you're sitting across from him
Speaker 2: at the dinner table.
Speaker 1: He's got facial hair.
Speaker 4: Give me a chance to say something mainly right now, Mark,
Speaker 4: go ahead, I mean I do have facial hair. I mean,
Speaker 4: come on, wow, I'm certainly convinced.
Speaker 12: Yeah, I just think he's adorable, but I just can't, Like,
Speaker 12: he's just Marky. I don't know, he's Marky and I can't.
Speaker 2: Okay, but you admitted, you admitted there was an attraction
Speaker 2: when you two were talking.
Speaker 1: I heard you you said, yeah, I get it.
Speaker 4: But then she told him to make sure he brushes
Speaker 4: his teeth every night.
Speaker 6: Each other out.
Speaker 4: Do you do you realize that you're doing that, Kendra?
Speaker 4: Or do you even know that?
Speaker 11: My habit?
Speaker 5: What do you want from me?
Speaker 1: It's habits?
Speaker 4: This could just be a case of two people trying
Speaker 4: to force a romantic connection when really it is what
Speaker 4: it is, And maybe you're just meant more to be
Speaker 4: just friends.
Speaker 1: Yeah, or Mark just wants his girlfriend to do everything
Speaker 1: for him, you know, like changes. I mean, he obviously
Speaker 1: kind of likes it, because like, how could anyone listen
Speaker 1: to that and still be attracted?
Speaker 9: I mean, I like when she does that too, I
Speaker 9: like when she reads me big time stories.
Speaker 7: Maybe he does like it.
Speaker 4: Maybe the tickle monster can come out again and be
Speaker 4: like the grown up tickle.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 4: Maybe yeah, maybe we're all just trying too hard to
Speaker 4: make this happen and it's not going there naturally. I mean,
Speaker 4: do you see that Mark.
Speaker 9: I mean maybe in another lifetime if she, if she
Speaker 9: wasn't my babysitter, there could have been something.
Speaker 1: Okay, you're giving up, you're letting it go. Maybe you
Speaker 1: guys can be friends, or you can't stay Nanny's owned
Speaker 1: or is.
Speaker 4: Trying to find a time machine to go back and cancel.
Speaker 9: I'm working on it and I'm starting tonight.
Speaker 4: Kendra. Are you okay just staying friends with Mark?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 12: I think that's fine for me.
Speaker 4: Okay, I may not do.
Speaker 7: The babysitting terms around him a lot, to just be
Speaker 7: like normal adult friends.
Speaker 1: Did you not hear him? He likes it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, to.
Speaker 4: Stay in friends, stay in touch and see what happens
Speaker 4: and maybe something will naturally develop from that.
Speaker 1: Okay, what's your favorite bedtime story? Mark?
Speaker 8: Oh? My god?
Speaker 1: Interesting?
Speaker 4: They are a.
Speaker 11: Man Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4: People always complain that journalists and the news media over
Speaker 4: sensationalize things, Okay, like, instead of saying milk prices down
Speaker 4: a nickel this week, the journalists go with millions of
Speaker 4: oppressed cows, left downtrodden and out of work as milk
Speaker 4: prices crater to devastating new roads.
Speaker 1: I'm worried about those cows.
Speaker 4: It's extreme, it's ridiculous to do that, and it's unhealthy
Speaker 4: for people to hear stuff like that. That's why we
Speaker 4: don't sensationalize things on our show at all.
Speaker 1: We do that more, No, we're not.
Speaker 4: We're gonna prove it in a breaking, earth shattering, volcano erupting,
Speaker 4: cataclysmic hyperlocal addition, don't care.
Speaker 1: I love this local city.
Speaker 4: It's coming up at eight ten. Are you guys feeling
Speaker 4: like me? Where life lately is mostly panic? No disco?
Speaker 1: Oh sad, Let's bring you more panic. Wait, no more disco.
Speaker 4: We're gonna try and put some of the disco back
Speaker 4: with a brand new care. Don't care. Get right into
Speaker 4: the first headline. Well, you'll never believe what was just
Speaker 4: found in the Goodwill donation box. Don't care. Glenda Fuffle
Speaker 4: is the manager at the Goodwill in Yuma, Arizona. Her
Speaker 4: job is to go through the donations whenever they come through,
Speaker 4: make sure everything gets sordid tagged, organized where.
Speaker 1: It needs to be, and her other job is to
Speaker 1: have the most awesome last name effort.
Speaker 4: Well, the other day she came across something in the
Speaker 4: donation bin that made national headlines because it appeared to
Speaker 4: be a human skull.
Speaker 1: Oh, I thought something fun.
Speaker 4: Jeff, it looks like a real skull that has one
Speaker 4: fake plastic eyeball in it. So there's the pool.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 4: Nine was called and officers responded to the scene.
Speaker 1: Why is it sitting in a wicker basket?
Speaker 4: They called the Medical Examiner's office to come take a look,
Speaker 4: but instead of launching an investigation for a potential crime,
Speaker 4: they concluded this skull was ancient and possibly historic.
Speaker 1: Is this the stuff that people are finding in their grandparents' house?
Speaker 4: Like? Yeah, pretty much. Maybe you put it in your
Speaker 4: in your will, like I would like to be donated
Speaker 4: to a good will someday. Many people on Twitter agreed, saying, wow,
Speaker 4: this is so cool. Another another person said, I couldn't
Speaker 4: imagine being the person who found this. I personally would
Speaker 4: have kept it and put it into my own personal
Speaker 4: skull collection.
Speaker 8: But that's.
Speaker 4: Police say. If you do have any ancient or historic
Speaker 4: skulls lying around and you don't know what to do
Speaker 4: with it, contact them, don't put it in the goodwill donation.
Speaker 1: Bit god, I'll remember that when I'm cleaning up my
Speaker 1: skull closet.
Speaker 4: See if you care about this. Finally a Guinness World
Speaker 4: record Jose might be able to break. I don't care.
Speaker 1: Let's get rid of the record books. Jose do it.
Speaker 4: There's a thirty two year old guy named Zach Swape
Speaker 4: from Pennsylvania and his record setting attempt all started last
Speaker 4: July when he went to go see Minions Rise of
Speaker 4: the Guru in theaters okay, And while he was there
Speaker 4: at Regal Cinemas, he signed up for one of their
Speaker 4: Regal Unlimited memberships. Oh yeah, which allows him unlimited trips
Speaker 4: to any movie there for just twenty two dollars a month.
Speaker 1: That's so crazy. You can do that.
Speaker 5: That's a great deal.
Speaker 4: So while he was in the theater, Zach got a
Speaker 4: little curious and looked up the record and found that
Speaker 4: a Frenchman named Vincent Crone had watched seven hundred and
Speaker 4: fifteen movies in one calendar year.
Speaker 1: Oh joy, three hundred and sixty five days in the year.
Speaker 1: That's like, oh, that's two movies a day in the theater, Harvard,
Speaker 1: go to the bathroom.
Speaker 4: But Zach was like, I could beat that. What So
Speaker 4: he met with Regal management the next day and they
Speaker 4: agreed to support him in his attempt.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh.
Speaker 4: They monitored all of his screenings to make sure that
Speaker 4: he was following the rules set forward by Guinness, which
Speaker 4: included not taking any bathroom breaks nikes. Oh my god, sorry,
Speaker 4: I guess you can't break this after all. Also, no
Speaker 4: having any snacks or beverages during any of the movies.
Speaker 3: Why do have to torture yourself because you have?
Speaker 1: And how is Regal cool with that? I mean that's
Speaker 1: how they make all their money, right, Yeah, so.
Speaker 4: Zach would watch up to three movies after work on
Speaker 4: weekdays and then squeeze in even more movies during the weekends.
Speaker 1: Do you have to stay awake during the whole film?
Speaker 1: Is that one of the first?
Speaker 4: Assuming that's part you have to watch the thing?
Speaker 1: You're not eating, you're not drinking?
Speaker 3: Like if he dated for a year?
Speaker 8: Like?
Speaker 3: Does he bring him on dates?
Speaker 4: With the movie that he saw the most times Puss
Speaker 4: in Boots The Last Wish with forty seven viewings.
Speaker 1: I mean he started with Minions, So.
Speaker 6: Yes.
Speaker 4: His favorite film of the year was Spider Man Across
Speaker 4: the Spider Verse?
Speaker 6: Are you kidding me?
Speaker 1: I saw that and the ending just angered me. Oh no,
Speaker 1: you don't understand when you watch.
Speaker 4: It Okay, well, Zach liked it, so everybody's entitled right now.
Speaker 4: In the end, Zach shattered the old record going to
Speaker 4: the movies seven hundred and seventy seven times.
Speaker 6: Wow.
Speaker 4: There that's Zach with his record breaking ticket.
Speaker 1: He looks paler than I expected, but maybe that's from
Speaker 1: the indoors that much time.
Speaker 4: Let's go to your next headline. If you randomly find
Speaker 4: one of these in your front lawn, it's not what
Speaker 4: you think. It means. Care, don't care.
Speaker 1: I care, kind of spooky.
Speaker 4: I care well for those of you that don't know
Speaker 4: about me and my sordid private school past. Yeah, back
Speaker 4: when I was thirteen, I was a member of a gang.
Speaker 1: Oh stop, why do you tell this story again?
Speaker 4: It's so it's relevant. The pink flamingo bandidos. We would
Speaker 4: go out in the dead of night and leave decorative
Speaker 4: pink flamingos all over people's front lawns.
Speaker 1: Just pee somebody's house like a normal kid. Jack.
Speaker 4: We raised hell in the hard streets of Calabasis. Yeah,
Speaker 4: and it looks like we've inspired some copycats across the pond,
Speaker 4: because over in North Wales they've been leaving not flamingos,
Speaker 4: but gnomes in people's front gardens.
Speaker 2: Oh oh, yeah, we left a couple of gnomes in
Speaker 2: our neighbors lawn because you thought it's funny.
Speaker 4: Oh, but this is for a more sinister reason than
Speaker 4: simple teenage pranks. Officers said this behavior is used by
Speaker 4: burglars to see if a resident is home.
Speaker 1: Oh, would like to see if they move the nome.
Speaker 4: Apparently, if the nomes not collected by the resident within
Speaker 4: twenty four hours, the properties assumed to be empty and
Speaker 4: considered an easy target. So basically, Robert drops the gnome
Speaker 4: off in your front lawn leaves, and then they come
Speaker 4: back twenty four hours later if the noome's still there,
Speaker 4: the robbers going in, oh my, it's kind of funny.
Speaker 1: Because the nomes we left at our neighbor's house also
Speaker 1: stayed exactly where they were because our neighbors were like, hey,
Speaker 1: they look kind of cool.
Speaker 9: Yeah yeah.
Speaker 4: Well, police are now encouraging people who find gnomes to
Speaker 4: reach out to them so they can set up sting operations. Recently,
Speaker 4: one burglar came back to see his gnome still in
Speaker 4: the garden, so he entered the house through a back window,
Speaker 4: where seven officers were waiting for him.
Speaker 1: If those burglars are not wearing nome hats, I am
Speaker 1: going to be upset.
Speaker 4: He tried to tell him this was his house and
Speaker 4: he just lost the key to his front doors were
Speaker 4: going through the back. Okay, they didn't buy it. He
Speaker 4: was thrown to the ground in handcuff.
Speaker 6: Yeah happened.
Speaker 4: Finally. Jeff's joke of the day, Cara, don't care. Do
Speaker 4: you guys know why I call my horse Mayo?
Speaker 9: No?
Speaker 4: Because sometimes Mayo naise.
Speaker 1: Horse.
Speaker 11: It's a great one that their Brook and Jeffrey in
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Speaker 5: We'll go home.
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Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 9: I forgot.
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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Kay, we got way too into that. I
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Speaker 4: Welcome back, thank you. All right, we're gonna stop with
Speaker 4: the hijinks and get right into the trivia. Here Brooke
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Speaker 9: Doc?
Speaker 4: All right, good work, K. Brook's gonna come back into
Speaker 4: the studio. And fun fact about k she hates the fall.
Speaker 4: She doesn't like it because it's rainy, it's crappy, and
Speaker 4: she runs hot. You're a sexy runner, Hokay.
Speaker 1: Okay, what's your favorite season then? K?
Speaker 5: I mean like spring?
Speaker 2: Okay, it's too hot and it's also like newness and
Speaker 2: new beginnings. It feels like anything's possible in the spring.
Speaker 2: Fall just feels like one step away from death.
Speaker 4: All right, let's not depress everybody listening.
Speaker 7: I just think of it as soup weather.
Speaker 1: Guess who eat soup? Really old people.
Speaker 4: Okay, you're getting a little out of control here. Let's uh,
Speaker 4: let's get back to the fun questions. Brook you ready,
Speaker 4: your time starts now? Today is National Video Games Day.
Speaker 4: In super Mario, what is then evil version of Mario called.
Speaker 1: Ah evil Mario? I remember what.
Speaker 4: Sea creature has the largest eyes in the world.
Speaker 1: Octopus?
Speaker 4: Raisins originate from what fruit grapes? Testarosa is a model
Speaker 4: from which luxury.
Speaker 1: Car brand Mercedes.
Speaker 4: There are two planets in our solar system with no moons.
Speaker 1: Name one of them Neptune.
Speaker 4: Which of the seven dwarfs wore glasses?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 4: Doc, Okay, let's go to the scoreboard and see how
Speaker 4: you boll did here with Jose.
Speaker 12: Things should happen to stupid people keep happening to me.
Speaker 6: Okay, you did well.
Speaker 7: You got to correct.
Speaker 10: Today pretty good.
Speaker 7: And brook yep also to.
Speaker 2: Buzzer v ok and we got to talk crap about fall.
Speaker 4: Everybody wins except for care. So let's go over the
Speaker 4: answers here. Today is National Video Games Day. In Super Mario,
Speaker 4: the evil Marios called War.
Speaker 1: I never knew that the w is.
Speaker 4: An upside down and that's evil for some reason.
Speaker 1: That's because he was going to war.
Speaker 7: They have.
Speaker 4: The sea creature with the largest eyes in the world
Speaker 4: is the colossal squid.
Speaker 6: You both octopus.
Speaker 4: The eyes are the size of a soccer ball. Apparently,
Speaker 4: raisins originate from grapes testarosa. That's a model from luxury
Speaker 4: car brand Ferrari. There are two planets in the Solar
Speaker 4: system with no moons, Mercury and Venus, the two that
Speaker 4: are closer to the Sun than Us and the Out
Speaker 4: of the seven dwarves, Doc is the only one with glasses.
Speaker 2: Well, you know, I'm always knowing who else has got
Speaker 2: these four eyes.
Speaker 1: Me and Doc.
Speaker 4: Kay can't give you any money here, but just we're playing.
Speaker 4: You do win a fifty dollars a gift card, chat
Speaker 4: with a beauty advisor, and check out brands like Fenti
Speaker 4: Beauty by Rihanna, Drunk Elephant, and Olaplex at Sephora Bellevue Square.
Speaker 2: Okay, I have a new fenty like blush cream, love
Speaker 2: it and out of ten recommend.
Speaker 4: Okay, you don't have to laugh at that.
Speaker 1: I like her.
Speaker 5: Audience.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they've held up a sign, didn't you see the
Speaker 1: stage hand?
Speaker 4: Just the idea of Brook wearing makeup. I guess that's
Speaker 4: the funny. Kay, thank you so much for playing. We'll
Speaker 4: be back to do Windbrooks Bucks the same time tomorrow.
Speaker 11: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.