Speaker 1: Morning.
Speaker 2: Everybody's deej Envy, Charlomage, the gud We are the breakfast club.
Speaker 3: We got a special guest in the building.
Speaker 1: Yes, indeed we have Tiffany Haddish.
Speaker 4: Glad to be back.
Speaker 5: Good morning.
Speaker 3: How you feeling?
Speaker 4: I feel successful?
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 4: I woke up today and it was very close to
Speaker 4: not waking up.
Speaker 2: I told Charlemagne, I said, I don't think Tip's gonna come,
Speaker 2: and he said, well, why would you say that.
Speaker 3: I said, I seen it at the VMA's.
Speaker 2: Then I know she went to the after party, and
Speaker 2: I said tiff was dancing, and I said, she's.
Speaker 3: Tired, but she was in.
Speaker 1: But she's gonna show up to do what you gotta do.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I gotta get the work done. You got the party,
Speaker 4: and you got the work. You can do it all together,
Speaker 4: make it all work together. And we pray. I prayed, pray,
Speaker 4: I prayed before I went to bed. I didn't even
Speaker 4: make it in the bed. I was praying. I was like, Okay,
Speaker 4: I'm gonna post this and I'm gonna post that. And
Speaker 4: then I woke up on the couch and everybody in
Speaker 4: my hotel room talking about time to get ready.
Speaker 1: Damn, how did you stay out.
Speaker 4: I think I got last time. I remember seeing the time.
Speaker 4: It was four in the morning.
Speaker 1: Da damn.
Speaker 4: So I got a few hours to sleep.
Speaker 6: But you're a woman, so you gotta do a glamor
Speaker 6: you gotta do heads or you don't. You don't really
Speaker 6: don't get this.
Speaker 4: They showed up in my room about six thirty.
Speaker 1: Damn. Wow.
Speaker 4: And that's how I gave security to keep because I
Speaker 4: knew I wasn't gonna open the door.
Speaker 3: I gotta be scared because she just said she never
Speaker 3: got in the bed. She prayed, and the next thing
Speaker 3: you knew it was he was sitting on the couch.
Speaker 3: You could naked praying it.
Speaker 4: I had, like I always like, wash my face, put
Speaker 4: my you know, put my little robe on. I put
Speaker 4: on a sexy rope in case a ghost decided to
Speaker 4: come into my room.
Speaker 3: A ghost.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you was already half naked if you kept your
Speaker 1: VMA off and on.
Speaker 6: No, no, no, no, no no.
Speaker 4: I was all the way naked in the green rope
Speaker 4: for my imaginary man.
Speaker 1: Has that happened before?
Speaker 3: Did he ever come?
Speaker 4: No? I dream about it, though.
Speaker 3: Oh, okay, to be ready, I'm ready for it.
Speaker 4: Okay, I'm ready and I was sitting on the couch
Speaker 4: and I was just sitting on the couch about the post.
Speaker 4: And then I woke up and people was in my room.
Speaker 1: You had the cheeks out of the I know.
Speaker 4: It's my first time my cheeks out. Did you see
Speaker 4: my nipples too? I had nipples out and I had
Speaker 4: cheeks out.
Speaker 2: So I got I gotta read the first question, the
Speaker 2: first question on the sheet I wanted. I produced right,
Speaker 2: you was all asked out.
Speaker 4: I was ass out.
Speaker 3: I was as out.
Speaker 4: Look, well, you know, I'm moving and I'm pivoting into music.
Speaker 4: And what I noticed is if you're doing music, you
Speaker 4: gotta have your ass out. If you're gonna make any music,
Speaker 4: you gotta have that ass out. If you ain't got
Speaker 4: your ass out, you ain't gonna make it in music.
Speaker 4: That is, are you a female in music? Ass out?
Speaker 1: Damn?
Speaker 2: Now your single has random people like like, these people
Speaker 2: don't connect, but you connect them.
Speaker 3: Right, I'm the connection little John and Fabio Favia for now? Now,
Speaker 3: how was that connection?
Speaker 4: Do you know? Bgats begats is who brought it all together.
Speaker 4: He's like helps me put songs together. I've been working
Speaker 4: with him for years and he was like if you
Speaker 4: could do a song with anybody, who would be I'm
Speaker 4: like Little John. I always wanted to do a song
Speaker 4: with Little John, Like ever since the nineteen hundreds, I've
Speaker 4: been wanting to know Little John. So he reached out
Speaker 4: to him and he was like, what you know about
Speaker 4: five year And I was like, who's that? And then
Speaker 4: he was like he put me on. I was like, oh,
Speaker 4: I love his music. I know who you're talking about.
Speaker 4: He was like, I think we should get all that together.
Speaker 4: And I was like, let's see if we can get
Speaker 4: him all together now.
Speaker 6: The first that's random at all though, because Little John
Speaker 6: is crunk. To me, all of that drill energy and
Speaker 6: all of that, it all derives from the crunk energy.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, yeah, it's called evolution envy.
Speaker 3: But when you met Little John, did you do yeah?
Speaker 1: Did you do that?
Speaker 3: Because everybody has to do that.
Speaker 1: I didn't do that.
Speaker 4: I didn't do that because I don't like when people
Speaker 4: be like shit ready pull in my face. So I
Speaker 4: didn't do that to him. What I did to him
Speaker 4: was like, yo, I respect you, I enjoy you. You
Speaker 4: have no idea. I used to be the mascot in
Speaker 4: high school. I've done so many routines to your music.
Speaker 4: Matter of fact, let me show you one, and then
Speaker 4: I just danced right.
Speaker 1: There on the routine.
Speaker 3: Oh boy, let's see this.
Speaker 1: You need the music. What's song here? You need?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 1: Which one is the be the first one?
Speaker 3: The first one?
Speaker 4: Remember the first song?
Speaker 1: He hold on. I don't give a I don't give okay,
Speaker 1: I don't give a a beer.
Speaker 3: No, I don't give a funk.
Speaker 1: Put your hood up. I don't give it.
Speaker 3: I don't give a funk this type and I don't
Speaker 3: give a Joe.
Speaker 1: I don't give a funk. That could be. Oh I
Speaker 1: know what you talk about that? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, hey,
Speaker 1: hey you inspired me.
Speaker 5: It was a nice there's a go tiff go tip.
Speaker 5: He go Tiff, he go Tip, he go Tiff, Oh
Speaker 5: go tips, oh go Tip.
Speaker 1: Be about to drop, oh tiff about to drive out.
Speaker 3: Tip tip tip go Hey, oh go go go Tim,
Speaker 3: go go tip.
Speaker 1: This whole room Okay, song is four minutes.
Speaker 4: That's my cardial for today. That's my CARDI up for today.
Speaker 1: You couldn't say no to you. You got to do
Speaker 1: the feature after that.
Speaker 4: Well, he had already did it. He did it before
Speaker 4: we met in person.
Speaker 6: I'm glad you did this because I feel like Little
Speaker 6: John is a person we don't celebrate enough man, Yes,
Speaker 6: like I really do. I think he is one of
Speaker 6: the greatest producers. Absolutely, I got catching music and one
Speaker 6: of the nicest people to somebody gets.
Speaker 3: I got the water.
Speaker 1: Give me some oxygen.
Speaker 4: We spoke too much. We last night.
Speaker 1: Now tell the club closes. Its clearly based off true events.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you fan out with me, stack to the end
Speaker 4: of the party.
Speaker 1: You will.
Speaker 4: I like a good party.
Speaker 3: You're that person at four o'clock, you just like wat
Speaker 3: the lights on.
Speaker 4: Two vodkas of music. I'm dancing all night to the Yeah.
Speaker 4: Tell people it's like barely anybody there. When it's barely
Speaker 4: anybody there, that's the best part.
Speaker 6: You've been going home early a lot though. When we
Speaker 6: was in France, you went back to the room, We
Speaker 6: went out.
Speaker 4: I went back to the room, I changed, and then
Speaker 4: I went to another club. Oh you didn't, y'all, y'all,
Speaker 4: I went with the locals.
Speaker 1: I'd be lonely. You should have came to the night party.
Speaker 1: Jason was there.
Speaker 4: I know y'all was there at that and I was
Speaker 4: with the locals.
Speaker 1: I'm working on my future and what does that look
Speaker 1: like for Tiffany.
Speaker 4: It might be, it might be European, it might be
Speaker 4: a European future. Now the future for me looks very bright.
Speaker 4: I feel like it's I've been building. I've been creating things.
Speaker 4: I've been working on the grocery store, working on my music.
Speaker 4: You know, I've been writing another special, coming comedy tour,
Speaker 4: coming like music to go in with that, another book,
Speaker 4: getting ready to come out. Super excited about that. I'm
Speaker 4: telling everything. I'm spilling the tea. I'm a tea pot.
Speaker 1: You've been doing the music doing.
Speaker 6: I don't think people realize, like a lot of times
Speaker 6: when they watch your specials and the Sea Ready specials,
Speaker 6: you put your music on those specials.
Speaker 4: Yeah. I put my music on the specials, a lot
Speaker 4: of the TV shows that I'm in and movies that
Speaker 4: I've been in, and that one I did with Billy Crystal,
Speaker 4: I sang all through that. I actually can sing.
Speaker 1: I can't catch my breath there. You know what next time?
Speaker 1: Do that At the end of.
Speaker 4: Weren't slip enough?
Speaker 1: This is too much to get ready to do?
Speaker 4: I might pass gas And I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: If you're gonna be on stage performing, you gotta get
Speaker 1: that cardio right.
Speaker 3: I know, I know.
Speaker 4: I've been talking with a lot of singers and asking
Speaker 4: them how do you do this? I'm met Janet. I
Speaker 4: asked her how do you sing and dance?
Speaker 3: And to all?
Speaker 4: I went to a concept where at the house with
Speaker 4: Bowl and Los Angeles, and then she had an after
Speaker 4: party and I went to the after party. She told
Speaker 4: me she loved that I cut my hair. She said,
Speaker 4: oh my goodness, I love when you cut your hair.
Speaker 4: It's so beautiful. I've always wanted to do that. But
Speaker 4: you know, it's not like from my era. It's like
Speaker 4: frowned upon. It's frowned upon to cut your hair. And
Speaker 4: she's like, I just love that you did that, And
Speaker 4: I'm like, thank you. Now tell me your magic. How
Speaker 4: do you sing and dance? At the same time? She
Speaker 4: said you practice? I was like, ah, that's the part
Speaker 4: I don't like, but the prior practice. I do practice
Speaker 4: a lot of things, but singing and dancing. No, I
Speaker 4: see the dance or tell jokes. I don't even I'm
Speaker 4: a rapper, but I can sing.
Speaker 6: Now.
Speaker 1: What made you want to cut your hair? Because women
Speaker 1: do it this for some spiritual reasons.
Speaker 4: No spiritual reason, hair I just wanted to see my
Speaker 4: scalp and I knew he was on lockdown, and I figured,
Speaker 4: you know why not. I'm not gonna be on no
Speaker 4: red carpet no time soon. And if I do end
Speaker 4: up on the carpet somewhere, I can throw a wig on.
Speaker 4: I just wanted to see my scout. I know every
Speaker 4: single part on my body. I did not know what
Speaker 4: my head looked like, though, And I see you on
Speaker 4: the thing every day, Charlamagne, your shiny head. And then
Speaker 4: I was dating a man with a shiny ball head,
Speaker 4: and I'm like, I want to see what my ball
Speaker 4: head looked like.
Speaker 3: That's you like a high conversation. Were you high when
Speaker 3: you did when you thought about that?
Speaker 4: No, I've been talking about it. I had talked about
Speaker 4: it for like five years before. My hair was getting
Speaker 4: pulled all the time, putting on those wigs, putting on
Speaker 4: the weaves, hair, doing the hair on set. Every day
Speaker 4: it's getting pulled, pulled. I al would have headaches, like
Speaker 4: I would love to see what my scop looked like
Speaker 4: and just know what it feels like to not feel
Speaker 4: pain on a daily basis.
Speaker 1: You had all the natural hair growth remedies, you were
Speaker 1: telling me putting Monostat seven, Yeah, and it worked. It
Speaker 1: works a couple of Monitor seven and something else.
Speaker 4: Now Monustete seven and castoroid coconut.
Speaker 1: Way, it works, home and try.
Speaker 4: The longer you do it, the more it works.
Speaker 6: Because you don't like to do the Beijing. No more
Speaker 6: to just for men, because I'll be teasing him, so
Speaker 6: he don't like to fill it in with that.
Speaker 1: No more.
Speaker 4: There's a tea you can drink that'll help your melanie
Speaker 4: come back into your hair folic What type of tea
Speaker 4: is this? I'll send it to thank you so much,
Speaker 4: Because you know they don't pay me. I can't tell everything.
Speaker 4: Now I get an endorsement deal from that tea company.
Speaker 2: Now you've been doing with the strike that's been going on,
Speaker 2: because I mean movies and touring and everything that's going
Speaker 2: How does that have affected you?
Speaker 4: The strike? Look, it's a situation. I've been out there,
Speaker 4: you know, walking around marching if you will, protesting if
Speaker 4: you will, and things need to be resolved. But for
Speaker 4: me during this time, that part of it is exercise
Speaker 4: kind of. I really wish I could be on those
Speaker 4: committees and help negotiate. I'm really good at negotiations, I
Speaker 4: like to think. But with this downtime, I've been focusing
Speaker 4: more on my music. I have a little farm right
Speaker 4: in south central LA. And now it's officially a farm
Speaker 4: because I have bees and I harvest the honey and
Speaker 4: I'll be selling the honey. So I peas in the trip.
Speaker 1: Smart last person I know, they did that with doctor
Speaker 1: oz Ye.
Speaker 6: Doctor I had a be problem in his backyard, so
Speaker 6: he decided to start harvesting the honey from the best. Yeah.
Speaker 4: And once you start harvesting it, and when you sell it,
Speaker 4: you're become you become a farmer. And that's the tax
Speaker 4: right up.
Speaker 3: And the tax is super du below yep.
Speaker 4: Super low. And then I've been focusing more on my properties.
Speaker 4: I went ahead and bought a couple more and I've
Speaker 4: been turning these like duplexus and apartment buildings into like
Speaker 4: transitional living situations for foster youth. So and I'm really
Speaker 4: and I get to spend more time with them, and
Speaker 4: I'm learning more from them, and I'm teaching them more
Speaker 4: of what I know. So I have a little more
Speaker 4: time to be more useful in my community.
Speaker 1: I love it. So I love it, and so the
Speaker 1: grocery store. You opening, it is going it's clearly gonna
Speaker 1: be farm farm right to the grocery store.
Speaker 4: Yep, yep. And I wanted to be you know, black
Speaker 4: farmers and black vendors. I noticed that all these other
Speaker 4: communities they have you know, you know there's a Hispanic
Speaker 4: for the Hispanic farm, but a Hispanic grocery store, Jewish
Speaker 4: grocery store, you know, Asian grocery stores. But I never
Speaker 4: see black grocery stores. So we're gonna do that. That's
Speaker 4: what I'm doing.
Speaker 1: Are you still happy in this business.
Speaker 4: For the most part, Yeah, for the most part, Yeah,
Speaker 4: I'm you know, I get I've been warned of all
Speaker 4: kinds of things that could happen before before I really
Speaker 4: got in, and half of those things have happened.
Speaker 3: Really, half of them have happened.
Speaker 4: And it's like, you know, the people that you love
Speaker 4: the most, they probably gonna turn their back on you.
Speaker 4: You're gonna find out who your real friends are. You're
Speaker 4: gonna you're gonna help people, and they're gonna stab you
Speaker 4: right in your face, not even in your back. And
Speaker 4: it's sad. That party is sad, But I'm glad because
Speaker 4: then I don't have to be with your fake ass
Speaker 4: for my whole life, you know, because I love when
Speaker 4: I love you, I love you, you know that. Like
Speaker 4: when I love people, I love them. I show up
Speaker 4: for them, and I don't want to show up for
Speaker 4: nobody that don't really love me.
Speaker 1: So fuck that bitch. Does it give you trust issues? Yeah?
Speaker 4: I got trust issues for sure. I for sure got
Speaker 4: trust issues. I used to trust people so much, just
Speaker 4: easily try like I take you for face value. But
Speaker 4: now I don't do that no more. Now I'm like,
Speaker 4: I hired investigator the background check anybody knew in my life?
Speaker 3: Do you really?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: I hired somebody background check every like, if you want
Speaker 4: to be in my world, you're going to get there's
Speaker 4: going to be a background check. I'm going to know
Speaker 4: your business.
Speaker 3: So you must have found some crazy stuff about people.
Speaker 4: People don't. There's some ship out here. I had to
Speaker 4: stop talking to them. They probably think like, oh, Tiffany
Speaker 4: must have changed your number. I didn't change my number.
Speaker 4: I blocked you.
Speaker 1: Damn I blocked your ass. So how does that work
Speaker 1: when it comes to like finding love?
Speaker 4: Charlamagne, this is bothering me.
Speaker 1: Hold on one long ass, Oh thank you?
Speaker 4: This is what kind of coatie you been eating? But
Speaker 4: it's a long ass gray.
Speaker 1: Hair, bro hair, Damn that might be mine. I'm forty five.
Speaker 4: This is too long, Bro? Is these your pubic care?
Speaker 4: Is this your pubic care? Like that? You know, hug
Speaker 4: somebody that's been hanging from your chin? Bro, Damn, I
Speaker 4: couldn't let you go out like that.
Speaker 1: Thank you very much.
Speaker 4: Now let's get back to my dating life.
Speaker 1: When it comes to you know, not trusting people, how
Speaker 1: did that impact your love life?
Speaker 4: So now I'm very even more selected. So do the
Speaker 4: background check and then I mean, did you know that
Speaker 4: you can do STD test at home for Amazon? You
Speaker 4: can order std ks. Oh you guys are married?
Speaker 3: You got a dog that you got a dog that
Speaker 3: can stiff STD Tell about this first. So the dog died.
Speaker 4: The dog died January twenty Nah, she's fourteen years old.
Speaker 4: She was old pit bull.
Speaker 6: She was old.
Speaker 4: You know, all dogs can sniff out like diseases and stuff,
Speaker 4: right like they most animals, like dogs have very heightened
Speaker 4: sense of smell. They can tell when somebody stick you at.
Speaker 4: I heard the stories about the dog that ate off
Speaker 4: the owner's toes or whatever. Well, he would sleep and
Speaker 4: the owner had diabetes and his toes was like, uh,
Speaker 4: briga mortising or whatever. Y' I didn't hear about that.
Speaker 4: You hear this story? Well, dogs can smell disease. Most
Speaker 4: animals can. And it's like, you know, survival of the fittings,
Speaker 4: kind of like sharks. If you if you're sick and
Speaker 4: you're getting the ocean and the if a shark bites you,
Speaker 4: you probably got something. You probably won't go get checked anyway.
Speaker 4: I know, random ship. I'm still trying to catch my breath.
Speaker 1: Take a deeper.
Speaker 4: I need the whim Hoff method. That's STD. So I've
Speaker 4: learned that on Amazon you can buy STD testing kits.
Speaker 4: So I'll do a background check on the guy. I'll
Speaker 4: hang out with them for a while for a month
Speaker 4: or two, maybe three four, let him take me our
Speaker 4: nice places and stuff. Once I decide, okay, I want
Speaker 4: to hook up with this dude, I'll be like, you
Speaker 4: gotta take this test. It takes about two weeks. Some
Speaker 4: of them are instant and some of them takes about
Speaker 4: two weeks to come back with the results. I'm like,
Speaker 4: when the results come back, you're gonna bust these cheeks.
Speaker 4: And then that's how that goes and as soon as
Speaker 4: he asked me for any money, or say he forgot
Speaker 4: his wallet or he seemed kind of broke, I disappear.
Speaker 1: Damn.
Speaker 6: Did you ever have to break the bad news to
Speaker 6: somebody like, bro, you ain't getting these cheeks the results
Speaker 6: come back.
Speaker 4: I haven't had that situation yet.
Speaker 1: Damn.
Speaker 4: I'm pretty good at picking are you?
Speaker 1: Are you? Would you ever date another man in the industry?
Speaker 4: Now, I'm cool on that. I like small business owners.
Speaker 4: I'm about the small business owner.
Speaker 3: Don't you like the industry?
Speaker 4: Nah? I want small business.
Speaker 1: Like small penises, a small business.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'd like a good medium Jesus, Yeah, yeah, I
Speaker 4: like this medium and a small business owner because small
Speaker 4: business owner's gonna appreciate me a little more than a
Speaker 4: dude in the industry. I feel like also dudes in
Speaker 4: the industry, it's like egos and stuff involved, and if
Speaker 4: you shine a little bit too bright, if this is whatever,
Speaker 4: you know, I don't talk to a few guys in
Speaker 4: this business, and I just realized they're better at doing
Speaker 4: their job of being a celebrity, and I'm better not
Speaker 4: being with that person.
Speaker 3: So what about if it's a small business person with
Speaker 3: a bigger sized penis.
Speaker 4: I don't want the big penis. I have endometriosis, so
Speaker 4: I'm good. I don't want to hurt.
Speaker 3: What is I was I was hopeing.
Speaker 4: Google what is endometrios end endometriosis. I got it, So
Speaker 4: it's it's it's something that women suffer from.
Speaker 2: The uterus grows outside the uterus in places where it
Speaker 2: doesn't belong right.
Speaker 4: And it can't overgrow on the inside of the hut.
Speaker 4: It's and it causes pain. So if you're dealing with
Speaker 4: somebody with a whole lot of meat, you know what
Speaker 4: I'm saying, it's gonna be a situation. And it's a
Speaker 4: little discover it's uncomfortable. It's uncomfortable, and I suffer from
Speaker 4: discomfort every month, and I thought it was normal, and
Speaker 4: I just I'm just now finding out this year that
Speaker 4: that's not normal. Your cycle is not supposed to hurt.
Speaker 4: If it hurts when you're on your cycle, that's a problem.
Speaker 4: There's a problem there. It's not supposed to hurt at all.
Speaker 4: Maybe you get a little tired because you're losing blood,
Speaker 4: but you shouldn't. It shouldn't be painful. And if it's painful,
Speaker 4: you probably have indometrio.
Speaker 3: No sure. It says they may be heavy bleeding or
Speaker 3: pain during sex or when having pou.
Speaker 4: No, I don't be bleeding during sex. I don't do that.
Speaker 6: What it means it's more meat down there then and
Speaker 6: in the vagina, well it is meat. Well, tell us
Speaker 6: about your partnership with the Army's Foundation.
Speaker 4: You want this technicity soundwich? Now? With the Army Foundation,
Speaker 4: you so bad. But my partnership with the RB's Foundation
Speaker 4: is quite awesome. So I don't know if you know this,
Speaker 4: but there's a lot of children in America that are
Speaker 4: having an issue with affording lunch. It's hard to afford lunch,
Speaker 4: and a lot of them are incurring debt. So they'll
Speaker 4: let them eat. They let the kids eat lunch, but
Speaker 4: there'll be a debt that occurs, and in order to
Speaker 4: graduate or get their diploma, they have to pay off
Speaker 4: that debt. And it's up to like nineteen million dollars.
Speaker 4: Just you know, it's a lot. It's a lot. So
Speaker 4: the Arby's Foundation has decided to put up a million
Speaker 4: dollars towards that debt to make sure these kids can
Speaker 4: graduate and get their degrees and order their diplomas, And
Speaker 4: I got really excited about that because I remember, you know,
Speaker 4: having a lunch ticket, getting that free lunch and being
Speaker 4: able to learn better. When I'm hungry, I don't learn
Speaker 4: so good. But when i'm full my ability to learn
Speaker 4: arn it's a lot better.
Speaker 1: Right, So when do you learn the most from now?
Speaker 6: Is it like watching videos or listening to like audible stuff,
Speaker 6: or actually reading like what or life experience?
Speaker 1: You study a lot?
Speaker 3: So I'm like, I do study a lot.
Speaker 4: I would say that I learned a lot. I dig
Speaker 4: for information. As soon as I think of something, I'm like,
Speaker 4: oh what is that? Yeah, let me let me find it.
Speaker 4: So I'll either read a book, I might find a
Speaker 4: YouTube video. I'll read a lot of articles, though, I'll
Speaker 4: look it up and look up stuff. Actually looking at
Speaker 4: the encyclopedia online. I miss the encyclopedia. Remember encyclopedia. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: people from the nineteen hundreds know about this. These people
Speaker 4: from the two thousands.
Speaker 1: They don't know about them.
Speaker 4: That's why they're weak. So you've got to be strong
Speaker 4: to have knowledge back in the nineteen hundreds because the
Speaker 4: books was heavy. So but yeah, I'll just be digging
Speaker 4: in encyclopedias.
Speaker 2: I was gonna ask you were at the vm MEA's
Speaker 2: We seen you there. What was your throwing in the
Speaker 2: vmma's tell us about it, because I've seen parts of it.
Speaker 2: Chelamane to see any of it, and it was so exciting.
Speaker 4: You so much fun.
Speaker 1: I loved it.
Speaker 4: It's like all my favorite people performed. I mean, Cardi
Speaker 4: and Megan killed it. That was just amazing. Lil Wayne
Speaker 4: opened it. He's my favorite favorite rapper and he opened
Speaker 4: the show, and I was just like, I was so happy,
Speaker 4: like every Shakira killed it. I felt like I had
Speaker 4: hips that wasn't gonna lie. Like everything everything was just
Speaker 4: so great, and the way that it was set up,
Speaker 4: it felt like I was in like this super like
Speaker 4: fun spaceship concert. Because you know, the aliens are coming
Speaker 4: so today, what happened to that?
Speaker 3: You know, I just walked up. It was out in Mexico.
Speaker 1: Crazy.
Speaker 4: Look at this, there's aliens walking down the street.
Speaker 3: They uncovered to aliens Mexican thousand years old Mexico Congress,
Speaker 3: Oh my goodness, thousand years old.
Speaker 6: Scientist mummified alien corpses the Mexico Congress that are a
Speaker 6: thousand years old scientists in Mexico are pulling back the
Speaker 6: curtain on what they believe it alien and they put
Speaker 6: two corpses on display. They presented this to the Mexican
Speaker 6: Congress and they looked like they're just very very small.
Speaker 4: Yeah, because they real, Man, why wouldn't they be?
Speaker 3: That's the Yeah.
Speaker 4: If you believe in angels, you should probably believe in aliens.
Speaker 4: I mean, they probably really are the angels.
Speaker 6: With all these billions of planets and all of these
Speaker 6: solar systems, you really think we don't only life.
Speaker 1: On one of them?
Speaker 4: I mean, God, God, God is so amazing, Okay, all
Speaker 4: these creatures that are on Earth and still there's so
Speaker 4: many in the ocean that we haven't even met yet.
Speaker 4: I can't. I can't fathom that he wouldn't or she
Speaker 4: wouldn't create other beings outside of this planet, that's right,
Speaker 4: And or there's maybe those other beings created things on
Speaker 4: the planet and brought it to this planet a long
Speaker 4: time ago. Or maybe those beings were here on this
Speaker 4: planet made some really dope ships and was like we out,
Speaker 4: but be back in a hundred thousand years. You know,
Speaker 4: did you see all the stuff they've been uncovering when
Speaker 4: the EUPHRRADI the Euphrates is drying up, and all these
Speaker 4: huge statues, like these huge heads with scales on it
Speaker 4: and stuff. It's like coming up the out of the Euphrates.
Speaker 5: Uh.
Speaker 4: I just I can't em fathom that there's not something
Speaker 4: bigger and better out there. And maybe it's bigger and
Speaker 4: uglier or bigger and worse. I don't know, but sometimes
Speaker 4: I feel like maybe I'm an alien. Maybe Yeah, broaches,
Speaker 4: I'm sure roaches hate us. Broaches probably think we are aliens.
Speaker 4: We're the enemies or mandated enemies.
Speaker 6: Now you can look at Earth and see the diversity
Speaker 6: of life on Earth and not think that all these
Speaker 6: solar systems and universes and galaxies are the same.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I just don't get it.
Speaker 4: I'm just waiting for my alien husband to come to
Speaker 4: take me, damn away.
Speaker 1: You ready for alien at this point? Is that bad?
Speaker 4: Yeah? I'm cool. I'm cool. I want an alien husband.
Speaker 4: I think it'll be dope. We could levitate together, talk
Speaker 4: to each other with our mind.
Speaker 1: Did you get your heart broken? Last relationship was.
Speaker 4: Just ship last summer?
Speaker 1: H damn damn? Yeah, I get it. He was a
Speaker 1: big business owner, well, a big business owner.
Speaker 4: Big business owner?
Speaker 1: What and what happened? Y'all broke up? I don't even know.
Speaker 3: If he was really together.
Speaker 4: Mm hmm. Well you see y'all married, so you don't
Speaker 4: know this life. But there's single women out here, know
Speaker 4: what I'm talking about. You you think you went a relationship,
Speaker 4: you're not sure. It feels like it because you at
Speaker 4: his house all the time, at your house, but then
Speaker 4: you find out.
Speaker 1: That you got the whole other family.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's the situation.
Speaker 1: So what stops you from putting people like that on blast?
Speaker 4: I don't want to be I don't want my picture
Speaker 4: next to the picture what I've learned about this business
Speaker 4: watcher you talk about, cause your picture will be next
Speaker 4: to that picture.
Speaker 1: I don't even.
Speaker 4: And everybody be like, but I'm gonna give me an
Speaker 4: alien husband. It's gonna be off the chain. Then we
Speaker 4: probably do a reality show together, my alien husband. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I started October first, back on the road doing comedy.
Speaker 4: I'm in Atlantic City. Uh, I'm doing a bunch of casinos,
Speaker 4: so that should be cool. I should meet an alien
Speaker 4: in there.
Speaker 1: What's your favorite way to tell a story?
Speaker 4: Now?
Speaker 1: Did I asked sect entertain in that earlier. Is it books?
Speaker 1: Is it movies? Is it TV? Is it you know,
Speaker 1: stand up? What's your favorite way to tell a story?
Speaker 4: My favorite way to tell the stories and stand up? Uh.
Speaker 4: And then to watch that turn into something even bigger,
Speaker 4: it's great. Uh. You know I got a Grammy for
Speaker 4: telling stories. I got nominated for Grammy for reading now Loud.
Speaker 4: My drama teacher was so proud. I let her know, girl,
Speaker 4: I'm glad you sat down with me because nominated for Grammy.
Speaker 4: So but yeah, on stage, live in a room full
Speaker 4: of people and getting that immediate rightif cation, hearing the people,
Speaker 4: it's the best.
Speaker 1: Is it unnecessary pressure?
Speaker 4: Though?
Speaker 6: Because because of your star has risen so much, are
Speaker 6: you able to go out there and just work out
Speaker 6: the way you would want to?
Speaker 4: I always do, and sometimes it's good and sometimes it's bad.
Speaker 4: And I don't care what they say as long as
Speaker 4: it feels good to me. Yeah, long as it feels
Speaker 4: good to me.
Speaker 2: I was gonna ask you, Tip, what what do you enjoy?
Speaker 2: Because it seems like you are somebody that is online.
Speaker 2: You always like to look up things that you enjoy,
Speaker 2: whether it's aliens, whether it's the earth, whether it's what's
Speaker 2: in the sea?
Speaker 3: What do you watch?
Speaker 4: What?
Speaker 3: What makes you happy? What's your relaxing thing?
Speaker 4: I like reservation Dogs?
Speaker 1: What hell's that?
Speaker 4: You haven't been watching reservation Dogs.
Speaker 1: That's a TV showyeh oh dang.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm not supposed to talk about stuff like that.
Speaker 3: Oh damn, reservation dogs.
Speaker 4: Take that up about That's okay. So shows. I like
Speaker 4: to watch certain shows, uh that are about like different
Speaker 4: groups in America, different.
Speaker 3: Funny said, my wife was watching that the other day.
Speaker 3: They had a show on It's funny.
Speaker 2: I was walking in India and they were talking about
Speaker 2: how people live so long and how their posture is it.
Speaker 3: And they were saying in India and even some Asian communities.
Speaker 2: Since they sit on the floor, it's not as cushy,
Speaker 2: so they sit more upright and for some whatever reason,
Speaker 2: it makes them live a longer life.
Speaker 3: Yeah, my wife was watching that the other day. Interesting ship.
Speaker 3: I did see that.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: And the way they use the restroom. You know in
Speaker 4: Asia there's a hole in the ground or the toilet.
Speaker 4: It has like a porcelain hole in the ground and
Speaker 4: they squat and that squatting makes you to keep you
Speaker 4: post you would eliminate more when you when you squat
Speaker 4: so I've been shitting in the garden. No, I'm just
Speaker 4: like not even doing that. When they got the squatty party, Yeah,
Speaker 4: the squatty party. I love the squatty party. I even
Speaker 4: put like two I put two dictionaries on top of
Speaker 4: my squaty parties. I can get a little higher lift
Speaker 4: so I can really clear it out. That's been losing
Speaker 4: the weight.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 6: I felt that when I when I got a kalonic.
Speaker 6: After you do the kalonic, she make you go sit
Speaker 6: on the squatty party.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Yeah amazing.
Speaker 4: And when everything's out of oh man, I feel so good.
Speaker 4: You do. I do my own sometimes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Okay, did you really.
Speaker 6: Get paid for your first movie by selling DVDs to
Speaker 6: the producer?
Speaker 4: He really just handed me some DVDs and said good
Speaker 4: luck sell those, like I wow? And I see the
Speaker 4: movie on TV all the time, and it pisces me
Speaker 4: off because I get nothing. And I became homeless during
Speaker 4: that time, Like while I was shooting that movie, I
Speaker 4: became homeless. I didn't have nowhere to say. I was
Speaker 4: sleeping in my car on this set. I was always
Speaker 4: on time to work, never was late. Because I was
Speaker 4: sleeping in the parking lot waiting for everyone to get
Speaker 4: to set, like it was. That was the worst. That
Speaker 4: was the worst.
Speaker 1: But you know, some people when they heard you say that,
Speaker 1: they thought you were talking about girls Trip.
Speaker 4: But I've been in this business this nineteen ninety six
Speaker 4: and that was in two and three when that happened. Yeah,
Speaker 4: my first movie where I was the star of the movie.
Speaker 4: It was in two thousand and three.
Speaker 3: I bet you'll never work with appetudes again.
Speaker 4: Never. Hey, you know what's crazy. I saw that director
Speaker 4: sitting on a bus on the bus stop and he
Speaker 4: looked a damn mess. And I say, oh, they didn't
Speaker 4: pay you either, huh. He was like oh, And I
Speaker 4: was like, do you need a ride? He was like yeah,
Speaker 4: And then he came up to the car and like
Speaker 4: some of my said, oh, I gotta go the other way.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry. D He smelled really bad.
Speaker 1: Jesus.
Speaker 4: He's one of those smells that you know it's gonna
Speaker 4: stick in your it's gonna stick. And I didn't want
Speaker 4: I didn't want.
Speaker 1: That to stick. Are you putting out a whole album?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Well, when we drop a couple of singles and
Speaker 4: then put out a whole album. So I would like
Speaker 4: for the whole album to come out on my birthday,
Speaker 4: which is December the third. You know, I always like
Speaker 4: to drop something around my birthday. It's my gift to
Speaker 4: the world.
Speaker 1: Are signed Nobody?
Speaker 4: She Ready Music? Yeah, yeah, I have my own label.
Speaker 4: I figured I put my money into that.
Speaker 3: You want to get into it?
Speaker 6: Now?
Speaker 4: Get into what record?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, come on, DJ, We're gonna play the record
Speaker 1: you want.
Speaker 4: To introd Ladies and gentlemen coming straight at you. Tiffany
Speaker 4: Hadish's new song Till the Club Clubs featuring five year
Speaker 4: old four and Lil Johnny begets make some noise because
Speaker 4: we're gonna party to the club club Ready Ready.
Speaker 3: Music, tiy. We appreciate you joining us.
Speaker 4: I appreciate you too. This is like a dream, you know.
Speaker 4: I feel like I'm in a dream right now.
Speaker 6: Now.
Speaker 2: Tiffany did say she's looking for people on the walls.
Speaker 2: She says she's gonna put a mole on their face.
Speaker 4: We got this wall coming, yes right, yeah, but I'm
Speaker 4: about to put the moll on Angela. Yeah you see you. Yes,
Speaker 4: that's gonna be me.
Speaker 1: It's the Breakfast Club. Good morning,