Speaker 1: Why did the Joker enjoy working in the post office
Speaker 1: on the weekends Because it's not about the money, It's
Speaker 1: about sending a message.
Speaker 2: Why doesn't Batman have supervision his parents died?
Speaker 1: Why does Bruce Wayne have such fabulous here conditioner Gordon?
Speaker 2: My wife asked me if I wanted to watch Batman
Speaker 2: Forever on Netflix? I said no, only for the next
Speaker 2: couple of hours.
Speaker 1: What's it called when Batman skips Church? Christian Bale?
Speaker 2: What is Batman's favorite drink? Vigilant Tea?
Speaker 1: My friend asked me if I wanted to hear a
Speaker 1: really good Batman impression, so I said, go on. Then
Speaker 1: he shouted, not the Kryptonite, and I said, that's Superman.
Speaker 1: Thanks Man, He replied, I've been practicing it a lot.
Speaker 2: There's a weird old Batman story called Batman and the
Speaker 2: Little Howitzer that could. It's an unusual story but is
Speaker 2: still considered canon.
Speaker 1: What's Batman's least favorite crime? Robin?
Speaker 2: Why are Batman and Superman the Little Mermaid's favorite superheroes
Speaker 2: because they're under DC?
Speaker 1: What would you call Batman if he was a bird? Goose? Wayne?
Speaker 2: When is the best time for Batman to take out
Speaker 2: poison Ivy when she is in a vegetative state.
Speaker 1: What did Batman see to Robin before they got in
Speaker 1: the car? Robin get in the car?
Speaker 2: Why doesn't Batman join the fight against Doomsday? Because with
Speaker 2: no powers comes no responsibility.
Speaker 1: Batman is afraid of bets and spider Man is afraid
Speaker 1: of spiders. Now I know why they call me a
Speaker 1: ladies man.
Speaker 2: What does Bruce Wayne's butler always order at olive Garden, Alfredo?
Speaker 1: When Bruce Wayne was a kid to help the Gotham
Speaker 1: City baseball team with their equipment. That's back when he
Speaker 1: was just a bad boy, before he became a batman.
Speaker 2: They're making a movie about when Bruce Wayne loses all
Speaker 2: his money Batman and Robin.
Speaker 1: Why can't Batman, even with all his crime fighting, reduce
Speaker 1: Gotham's crime because his partner is always Robin.
Speaker 2: What do you call a dog pound in Gotham City?
Speaker 2: Barkham Asylum?
Speaker 1: Batman and Robin got run over by a steamroller. Now
Speaker 1: they're Flatman and Ribbon.
Speaker 2: Here's an example of a DC motor batmobile.
Speaker 1: What did one orphan say to the other quick Robin
Speaker 1: to the batmobile.
Speaker 2: I put up the bat signal, but Batman never came.
Speaker 2: I think his motivation is beginning to wane.
Speaker 1: How come the Joker never dies because laughter is the
Speaker 1: best medicine. What did the.
Speaker 2: Joker say to his satellite radio? Why so serious?
Speaker 1: Why does the Joker sleep with a night light because
Speaker 1: he doesn't like dark knights?
Speaker 2: Where does the Joker get his hair done Arkham Hairstyling?
Speaker 1: How do we know? Oh, the Joker likes soap operas
Speaker 1: because some men just want to watch the world turn.
Speaker 2: Where did the Joker keep his financial information in his ledger?
Speaker 1: What do you call a fake catwoman a copy cat?
Speaker 2: When did Batgirl become batwoman when she had her Batman's va?
Speaker 1: Where did Alfred go to school Butler University.
Speaker 2: Why wasn't Batman worried after running over two Face? It
Speaker 2: was just a den on the road.
Speaker 1: No one likes this pandem, well, no one apart from Baine.
Speaker 1: No one cared who he was until he put on
Speaker 1: the mask.
Speaker 2: Why doesn't Batman wear snapbacks because they're the bane of
Speaker 2: his existence?
Speaker 1: What do you call Batman insurance policies? Dark Knight returns.
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