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Speaker 2: We've talked about this before. How the number one people
Speaker 2: who get parking tickets in major cities like New York,
Speaker 2: Chicago and everywhere else are UPS em FedEx drivers. Oh
Speaker 2: that's not counting Alexis in this survey. It's UPS and shopping.
Speaker 1: It's kind of the same thing. I'm getting packages the
Speaker 1: US because she's too impatient to wait for it to
Speaker 1: come to her up some heels.
Speaker 2: But they get fined hundreds of thousands of dollars a year,
Speaker 2: sometimes getting up into the millions.
Speaker 3: Yay.
Speaker 2: Thing is it's not happening anymore because UPS just figured
Speaker 2: out a way to beat the system.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: The meeting with supersized cargo bikes. Brook, you're looking at
Speaker 2: a picture of one right now. How would you describe
Speaker 2: how these things look?
Speaker 1: It looks like a UPS truck that went through the
Speaker 1: dryer and shrunk. Yes.
Speaker 2: To me, it's like if you imagine a golf cart
Speaker 2: but really skinny, and you pedal it so you can
Speaker 2: ride them through the bike lanes. And since it's technically
Speaker 2: a bicycle now because you have to pedal it, you
Speaker 2: really can't get a parking ticket, you know.
Speaker 1: But it's still electric bike, right, it's an e bike.
Speaker 2: Yes, its attra power. You have to see the photo
Speaker 2: of this thing. It's up on the Brook and Jeffrey
Speaker 2: inst the stories right now. But they say these are
Speaker 2: going to help companies deliver packages faster in downtown areas
Speaker 2: and cut back on carbon emissions.
Speaker 1: How you could do it with like rain where you
Speaker 1: could like commute be a bike.
Speaker 2: It's a creative solution. But critics say they're pretty dangerous
Speaker 2: for any regular cyclists who are trying to use the
Speaker 2: bike lanes to get around because they do take up
Speaker 2: the entire freaking lane, and if you crash into one
Speaker 2: of these on your six speed shwins, that cargo bike
Speaker 2: is going to take you out.
Speaker 1: That's true.
Speaker 2: There's been no timeline set though for when these are
Speaker 2: going to be officially rolled out and start being used,
Speaker 2: but everyone's thinking that this is going to happen in
Speaker 2: the near future.
Speaker 1: Are you pissed if you're the driver that gets downgraded
Speaker 1: to the bike?
Speaker 2: Yeah, probably make extra trip every day.
Speaker 1: I can't even drive a real band anymore.
Speaker 2: Brook just wants the ups guys to keep wearing those
Speaker 2: extra short shorts.
Speaker 1: While what did Brown do for me? I'll let you know.
Speaker 2: Let's get into the shot collar question of the day
Speaker 2: with the guy Brook has requested wear short shorts and
Speaker 2: studios digital Jake.
Speaker 1: Yeah, why aren't you Jake?
Speaker 3: Well, the calendar may say September, but according to my watch,
Speaker 3: it's beer o'clock. Yeah, at least that's truly over. In Munich, Germany,
Speaker 3: where Octoberfest is officially underway, the two week long beer festival.
Speaker 3: It's been going strong every year since eighteen ten, aside
Speaker 3: from World Wars. And there was a couple plagues in there.
Speaker 2: But if you've never stopped them, yeah, cholera.
Speaker 3: If you've never been imagined. Dozens of giant tents filled
Speaker 3: with people young and old, dressed in their leader hosen,
Speaker 3: live bands playing traditional Bavarian folk music, carnival rides, and
Speaker 3: people scarfing down German sausages and pretzels the size of your.
Speaker 1: Head the only German food.
Speaker 3: So while the Germans are out drinking SuDS with their buds,
Speaker 3: We're gonna serve up four frosty mugs of trivia all
Speaker 3: about the two hundred year old festival of Fermentation in
Speaker 3: a special one and done laggers, Stein's and Schnitzel Times
Speaker 3: shot collar question of the day. All right, Jeffrey, you're
Speaker 3: leading us off? Oh please? At Octoberfest, there are, of
Speaker 3: course police who walk around and help keep order, but
Speaker 3: there are also beer police too. What is the beer
Speaker 3: police's one and only job? Is it a take you
Speaker 3: to beer jail if they see you spill, be make
Speaker 3: sure you aren't under poured, or c put you in
Speaker 3: handcuffs for five minutes if they catch you belching.
Speaker 2: Common I can't believe that they would not want those things.
Speaker 1: I like how they they go around and make sure
Speaker 1: you're not under poured.
Speaker 2: Does the beer police frisk you like a normal police
Speaker 2: officer would.
Speaker 3: I'm sure there's a fee you could pay for that.
Speaker 2: So beer jail if you spill, or handcuffs for belching.
Speaker 2: I don't know how that would be possible. To hold
Speaker 2: in your belch for the entire festival.
Speaker 1: I don't belch in public.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think this doesn't. Maybe it's the one if
Speaker 2: you're spilling your beer out, Yeah, yeah, you're you're a
Speaker 2: little bit too tipped. I'm going with beer jail.
Speaker 3: Jeffrey said, beer jail for spilling. That is incorrect. They
Speaker 3: make sure you're not underpoured. Oh, the beer must come
Speaker 3: up to the line of the glass, otherwise they'll escort
Speaker 3: you back to the bar and get you a fresh one.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, it belt you away.
Speaker 3: We're oh for one brook. It's your question, all right.
Speaker 3: The umpa bands at Octoberfest are famous for their unusual
Speaker 3: regional brass instruments, including the alpenhorn, which was traditionally used
Speaker 3: to do what is it a called German children in
Speaker 3: from playing in the fields, be let the town workers
Speaker 3: know it was quitting time, or see calm down anxious
Speaker 3: cows during milking time.
Speaker 1: Gosh, you know, I've milked a couple of cows in
Speaker 1: my life. I don't doubt that for get a little anxious.
Speaker 1: But I don't know that a big horn would help them.
Speaker 1: I do like the worker bell situation, like the end
Speaker 1: of the day, that's what signifies it and everybody heads
Speaker 1: to the pub, right, so I think I'm gonna go.
Speaker 1: End of the day, you're off work, beer.
Speaker 3: Brooks said, quitting time. That is, it was to calm
Speaker 3: down the anxious cows during melting time. Here's a photo
Speaker 3: the playing the horn for the cows. We're oh for too,
Speaker 3: Alexis it's your turn. With so much beer being consumed
Speaker 3: at Octoberfest, craziness does happen. That's why a famous apparel
Speaker 3: company released a special item just for the festival. Which
Speaker 3: one of these is real? Is it? A? Adidas made
Speaker 3: vomit proof sneakers. B H and M made bibs to
Speaker 3: hold any beer that spills so you can drink it later.
Speaker 1: You have a straw built in or.
Speaker 3: C Ralph Lauren made the leader hosen with built in
Speaker 3: cup holders to hold steins of beer.
Speaker 5: So heavy hoobbitproof sneakers, I mean, I feel like any
Speaker 5: street you can wipe it off.
Speaker 1: Mine are all good and I've got to throw up
Speaker 1: on them, So counting that up.
Speaker 3: Any sneakers in vobbit proof with a good attitude, But.
Speaker 6: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Ralph Lauren like just like their fancy over there. They
Speaker 1: have a nice brand making them stuff put on their
Speaker 1: side and are expensive.
Speaker 2: I go to the bathroom ball you drank too.
Speaker 3: I'm going with Jake, Alexa, said Ralph Lauren later Hosen
Speaker 3: with cup holders.
Speaker 7: That is.
Speaker 6: Correction.
Speaker 1: Make them, Jake, makem.
Speaker 3: It's the vomit proof sneakers, waste of money. They cost
Speaker 3: one hundred and ninety nine euros and they say prost
Speaker 3: on the side of Jose. You can be the only
Speaker 3: one to get one. Right here, Which of these celebrities
Speaker 3: is permanently banned from October fans? Is it a Robert
Speaker 3: Downey Junior, Okay, B Paris Hilton or C Charlie Sheen.
Speaker 1: The options are so thick, clusterous celebrities. Yeah, it's gonna
Speaker 1: be something where you like you did something insulting or.
Speaker 4: Like Paris Hilton showed up to DJ and they were like,
Speaker 4: oh my god, now we need all.
Speaker 1: The police in the city.
Speaker 6: DJ like that, this is.
Speaker 3: Mean shirt stars are blind on the accordion.
Speaker 2: Just to prove my point, I'm gonna go Paris.
Speaker 3: Hilton, Jose said Paris Hilton, and that is she showed
Speaker 3: up in a golden, shiny Bavarian doll dress and the
Speaker 3: locals were so offended by her outfit. They they banded
Speaker 3: together and got the organizers to ban her.
Speaker 2: For like we're going to something Wow, okay, j the
Speaker 2: rest of us are taking a shock and someone wanted
Speaker 2: to hear sexy and I know it by L M
Speaker 2: F a O. That's your shot.
Speaker 6: Question of the day, Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: People are always telling you be the bigger person, take
Speaker 2: take the high row, don't dip your buffalo wing into
Speaker 2: their bitter cup of petty sauce.
Speaker 1: But petty sauce can be so tasty.
Speaker 6: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Sometimes revenge just feels like the right answer, which is
Speaker 2: the route that one of our listeners decided to take
Speaker 2: when she came up with an elaborate plan to get
Speaker 2: back at her loud upstairs neighbor. Even though it kind
Speaker 2: of felt good in the moment, she says she regrets
Speaker 2: doing it. To this day. She feels that bad about
Speaker 2: what happened. You're gonna hear her diabolical scheme in the
Speaker 2: unfortunate backlash she never saw coming in. A brand new
Speaker 2: mass speaker coming up. You don't know me, concession, I
Speaker 2: can't take back arms speaker got a text the seventy
Speaker 2: five nine two. That says, for months, I've been secretly
Speaker 2: using my girlfriend's expensive shampoo and conditioner and refilling the
Speaker 2: bottle by topping it off with my two in one
Speaker 2: head and shoulders.
Speaker 1: Oh, how dare you?
Speaker 2: That's what the instructions say, lather, rinse, deceive. No, I
Speaker 2: think it's true. Betrayal and deception are chapter five of
Speaker 2: Brooks self help book on Keys to a Successful Relationship.
Speaker 2: Chapter six is passive aggressiveness, and we have a listener
Speaker 2: on the phone who admits she may have done one
Speaker 2: of the most passive aggressive things ever. Oh my god,
Speaker 2: and she wants to come clean about it. She wants
Speaker 2: to go by Julia today. Julia, Welcome to the show.
Speaker 1: Hi, how are you feel you feel an extra petty today? Julia?
Speaker 8: Oh, I was super petty.
Speaker 2: Is this with a like a boyfriend or a husband?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 8: This was I used to live in an apartment and
Speaker 8: I had this neighbor.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, my neighbor.
Speaker 5: He was the loudest person of all all time.
Speaker 1: Wait, did you live next to jose.
Speaker 8: That's so funny that you would fight me.
Speaker 2: I'm like, dude, just text me sorry. It could be
Speaker 2: It can be annoying.
Speaker 3: Obnoxious me.
Speaker 8: No, I live downstairs, and it was just I mean,
Speaker 8: I can't even describe the noise was so overwhelming, and
Speaker 8: it would just be like all hours of the day.
Speaker 8: He was just like clanging and banging and craping.
Speaker 1: Sounds like he took up clogging and would only do
Speaker 1: it at three am.
Speaker 8: It was like I was like constantly rearranging. The pressure
Speaker 8: that it was just like a nightmare. And I worked
Speaker 8: from home at this time. The meetings were like total show.
Speaker 8: I just was on edge all the time. Like my
Speaker 8: coworkers couldn't hear me. They'd be like, what is happening
Speaker 8: over there? It was so embarrassing, was so.
Speaker 4: Bad, just like it's construction always.
Speaker 2: Can you just go to like building management and complain,
Speaker 2: like my neighbor won't keep.
Speaker 8: It down, you know, I would I went upstairs, like
Speaker 8: several times, I'd knock on his door and he just
Speaker 8: never answered. He just he just says like, who is it,
Speaker 8: And I'd be like, it's your neighbor. It's too loud.
Speaker 1: You had to keep it down, and you're yelling through
Speaker 1: the doors, totally.
Speaker 8: Yelling through the doors, and he went.
Speaker 1: Respond, Okay, he just got louder no.
Speaker 8: I mean you already said, like, who is it?
Speaker 5: I know what's in there?
Speaker 1: So what do you do? Did you get him to stop?
Speaker 2: Where is the passive aggressiveness coming?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I want to hear.
Speaker 8: This is where it comes in. So I I was like,
Speaker 8: how can I get this guy back? I like hit
Speaker 8: my limit. So when I was a kid, I broke
Speaker 8: my nose, so I have like no sense of smell.
Speaker 8: So I was like, I'm going to cook the stinkiest
Speaker 8: foods in the world. And we share an air event,
Speaker 8: so I knew that anything that I cooked would like
Speaker 8: go into his apartment.
Speaker 2: Did you buy Brooks cookbook too?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 1: Turn to page five. The oyster salad is a little Yeah,
Speaker 1: you serve it warm for sure.
Speaker 8: I think my proudest moment was when I got dury
Speaker 8: and fruit.
Speaker 2: It was like, that's those like really really big ones
Speaker 2: that are like bumpy on the outside.
Speaker 1: Right, famous for their staying rows.
Speaker 2: Now I feel bad for your neighbor.
Speaker 8: Yes, well, it didn't stop the noise, so it was
Speaker 8: like the noise were going all day, and then I
Speaker 8: did the stinky stuff at night. You know, it just
Speaker 8: was definitely childish.
Speaker 2: The other neighbors in the apartment, are like, God.
Speaker 7: Now we have.
Speaker 1: Probably Oh no, so that's what you feel bad about.
Speaker 5: This is the product I feel bad about.
Speaker 8: One day, there's this like moving truck outside and I
Speaker 8: realized that this guy is moving and I go upstairs,
Speaker 8: his doors open, all this stuff is being back to
Speaker 8: move out.
Speaker 6: I know.
Speaker 8: I'm like so happy. My plan works, it works right.
Speaker 8: And then I look out the window of my place
Speaker 8: and I see the guy and he's in a wheelchair.
Speaker 1: Oh it was the wheelchair that was making all the noise.
Speaker 8: I never met him. Just thinking about this setup of
Speaker 8: the apartment, it's just not set up for someone who's
Speaker 8: in a wheelchair. I'm sure that he was trying to
Speaker 8: move things around.
Speaker 2: Terrible, knocking things over.
Speaker 1: Yeah, God, he set us all up to sell like.
Speaker 4: Neighbor we hate.
Speaker 2: Yeah, now we're going to send some Brooks always for
Speaker 2: selling over to your house.
Speaker 8: Yeah, except I wouldn't be able to smell it. You get
Speaker 8: to go up with something else.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you must have felt like the worst person
Speaker 2: in the world house.
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 8: I mean, I still feel horrible about it, and it
Speaker 8: was like ages ago. I just feel so bad about it.
Speaker 8: But it is a good like it just was I
Speaker 8: shall lesson. I'm like you just you never know what
Speaker 8: anyone else is going through, Like even I think it's
Speaker 8: out my road rage.
Speaker 1: I would have felt so guilty.
Speaker 2: I would have been like, no, you stay, I'll move ye,
Speaker 2: but I'll still parking the handicapped spots right, it's open
Speaker 2: now else.
Speaker 3: I'm kidding.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, thank you for confessing.
Speaker 1: That's a good lesson for all of us.
Speaker 2: The biggest twist I can remember in a while.
Speaker 1: I still feel guilty.
Speaker 2: We all do text in seven eighty five nine two.
Speaker 2: If you have a confession you've been holding on to,
Speaker 2: we can hide your identity, mask your voice, and make
Speaker 2: you the next mass speaker. We got your phone tab.
Speaker 6: Coming up, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 1: You ready for laffy time?
Speaker 2: Because recently a supervisor asked if we could prank her
Speaker 2: best employee, her next in command because apparently this woman's
Speaker 2: been taking on more responsibilities at the office lately, and
Speaker 2: her boss wanted to get her an assistant to help out.
Speaker 1: Oh that's awesome.
Speaker 2: So we are going to provide that service by hiring
Speaker 2: not just a personal assistant, but a way too personal
Speaker 2: person whose name is Penny aka our own brook Fox.
Speaker 2: Get your phone out right now.
Speaker 1: Hello, Hi is this Erica?
Speaker 9: This is Erica.
Speaker 1: Guess who's calling?
Speaker 9: Who is this?
Speaker 1: Your lifesaver?
Speaker 9: My life?
Speaker 7: Sayor okay, it's me Penny.
Speaker 1: You know your new personal assistant?
Speaker 9: Oh Penny, Okay.
Speaker 1: Valerie said I'd be calling right.
Speaker 9: Yeah, she mentioned that she was gonna get me in.
Speaker 1: You know, I've heard that you've never had a personal
Speaker 1: assistant before.
Speaker 7: I haven't.
Speaker 9: No, this is all brand new, it's me.
Speaker 1: Oh gosh, Well you're in good hands because I hear
Speaker 1: you've got a lot to manage.
Speaker 9: Yeah. We I don't know how much Valory he told you,
Speaker 9: but we've had some layoffs recently and I've kind of
Speaker 9: gotten a lot more on my plate.
Speaker 1: So I'm the person for you. I have so much experience.
Speaker 1: I mean I started in downtown bathrooms, just doing volunteer work.
Speaker 9: In downtown bathrooms.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, regular soaper lather.
Speaker 9: See I'm sorry you worked at a bathroom, like a
Speaker 9: bathroom attendant downtown.
Speaker 1: Yeah, without pay? Next thing, I know. Next thing, you know,
Speaker 1: I'm touring with Aerosmith, just giving Steven Tyler homemade perms
Speaker 1: while he sleeps. Okay, So crazy how life works.
Speaker 9: So you said you've had decades of experience, But was
Speaker 9: that just bathroom attending? And he said, doing perm.
Speaker 1: For Stephen Timing, you know, lead singer of Aerosmith. Living
Speaker 1: on a prayer some wild times is.
Speaker 3: What they were.
Speaker 9: But okay, but the Valerie.
Speaker 1: So I was working with this other client. They were
Speaker 1: having financial issues. So I went over to their house
Speaker 1: and looked through all their clothing to find loose change
Speaker 1: in their pants.
Speaker 9: No, yeah, no, I'm I say, able to.
Speaker 1: Find sixteen dollars and thirty cents. You know, I'm just
Speaker 1: a one stop toolbox. Really, I do it all.
Speaker 9: Okay, I appreciate that.
Speaker 1: TI ties, I button buttons, I zip up your zippers.
Speaker 1: I can even floss.
Speaker 8: You lost me?
Speaker 1: What? Yeah? You know you can't get everything out when
Speaker 1: you do it on your own. So used to have
Speaker 1: another person so that you can hit every angle of
Speaker 1: your mouth.
Speaker 9: No, I'm okay there, I go to my regular dinnists visit.
Speaker 9: I don't need help with that. I don't need you
Speaker 9: going through my pockets at my house.
Speaker 1: Well, you know, I hear you. But Erica, can we
Speaker 1: be real for a minute.
Speaker 9: Okay, what are you talking about?
Speaker 1: Just like the Honda Civic you've had for a while.
Speaker 1: Everybody could use an upgrade.
Speaker 9: Okay, Number one, I don't know how you already know
Speaker 9: what I drive. Number two my car.
Speaker 1: I'm very good at my job, Erica. Actually I know
Speaker 1: everything about you. I've been to your Instagram. I've saved
Speaker 1: actually a few pictures. I wanted to talk to you
Speaker 1: about what you've been on my Instagram, like what exactly
Speaker 1: your photos are a reflection on the company and on me,
Speaker 1: now that i'm your personal assistant me, that's the way
Speaker 1: I could definitely help you pick out some more appealing clothes.
Speaker 1: Excuse me, something that would be more flattering, something that
Speaker 1: says I'm Erica, I'm a winner.
Speaker 5: You did not just say that you know what, you
Speaker 5: know what.
Speaker 1: We can do baby steps. It could even just say
Speaker 1: I'm Erica and I care just a little bit. Finally,
Speaker 1: you need to stop talking. I did not mean to
Speaker 1: offend you if it.
Speaker 9: Oh really, you didn't mean to offend me by telling
Speaker 9: me my clothes aren't nice enough. I have to take
Speaker 9: better pictures, more instagram worthy.
Speaker 1: Maybe it's not better pictures, maybe it's a better ig filter.
Speaker 1: Okay with lighting and angle?
Speaker 9: Okay, that's enough. I don't need and is not you,
Speaker 9: not anybody at all I'm talking to about this right now.
Speaker 1: You know I had some pushback from Steven Tyler too.
Speaker 1: Do you know that he's actually one hundred and fifteen
Speaker 1: years old and I made him look sixty five?
Speaker 9: Okay, No, I don't believe a word you're saying.
Speaker 6: You know you're.
Speaker 1: Smarter than what your boss even led on.
Speaker 9: Are you kidding me?
Speaker 1: This? Valerie said that you would totally fall for this
Speaker 1: prank phone call immediately.
Speaker 9: But I'm sorry, what is that anything?
Speaker 1: Val said we should prank phone call you. This is
Speaker 1: actually Broke for the radio show Broke and Jeffrey in
Speaker 1: the morning. We're doing a photoast.
Speaker 9: Are you kidding?
Speaker 1: I was kidding. I'm not kidding now, though Inane I
Speaker 1: was like, what in the world.
Speaker 9: This lady's crazy?
Speaker 1: There's no way, Valerie said, you've been like super nervous
Speaker 1: about getting an assistant at work.
Speaker 9: I have been extremely nervous. And because it's is you
Speaker 9: never know who you're gonna get. I mean, are you
Speaker 9: kidding me?
Speaker 6: Though?
Speaker 1: Someone to floss for you? That sounds like my dream?
Speaker 9: Please stay away from my mouth. No, thank you.
Speaker 1: If you can hold it open for thirty seconds. I
Speaker 1: think I can get it all done, though.
Speaker 6: Oh wow, wake up every morning with phone taps weekday
Speaker 6: mornings on the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: I need to give out our text number right now,
Speaker 2: which is seven eight five nine two, because I already
Speaker 2: know what's coming. Today's awkward call is so full of
Speaker 2: fireworks and frustration. Our listeners are going to want to
Speaker 2: scream at their radios as soon as they hear what happens.
Speaker 2: So if you want to vent to us, it's one
Speaker 2: hundred percent okay, you can send them into our text
Speaker 2: line again seven eight five nine to two. And it
Speaker 2: all started with one great first date that went horribly
Speaker 2: horribly wrong. Okay, you're gonna hear it in your brand
Speaker 2: new awkward Tuesday phone call. Next, it's awkward.
Speaker 6: It's Tuesday.
Speaker 3: It's awkward Tuesday phone call.
Speaker 2: People always ask us, how do you pick which listeners
Speaker 2: to do second ate updates an awkward Tuesday phone call? Yeah,
Speaker 2: because we got so many requests coming into lately. It's
Speaker 2: actually been kind of easy, though, because we just go
Speaker 2: on to TikTok and ask people with viral videos if
Speaker 2: they want to talk about their issues on.
Speaker 7: Our show.
Speaker 3: Idea.
Speaker 1: Oh and those people always want more attention.
Speaker 2: Is that smart of us? Yes, it's genius, just kind
Speaker 2: of lazy.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 7: Sure.
Speaker 2: But it brought us to today's caller, Kayla, because we
Speaker 2: reached out to her after one of her videos was
Speaker 2: getting traction online and we thought it was a pretty
Speaker 2: interesting story. So Kayla, first of all, congratulations on being
Speaker 2: even more TikTok famous than us, and also welcome.
Speaker 3: Thank you.
Speaker 1: I want to say, oh my god, we're talking to
Speaker 1: the Kayla. But to be honest, I don't know what
Speaker 1: video Jess.
Speaker 2: I'm really the only one in the room that's seen
Speaker 2: the video, so I kind of know the gist. But
Speaker 2: can you start from the beginning and tell everybody what happened?
Speaker 5: Okay, So I went out with this guy that I
Speaker 5: met on one of the dating apps.
Speaker 2: Okay, how long ago was this? By the way, it's
Speaker 2: been about two months. Okay.
Speaker 5: So I come across the sky picture you guys, He's
Speaker 5: cute and his profile was amazing.
Speaker 2: Okay, Jose, she came across your profile.
Speaker 1: Wait, why is she laughing? Why are you laughing at that?
Speaker 1: It was a very nice.
Speaker 2: Kayla was his name Jose No, it was not.
Speaker 1: What I'm Scott, Scott Scott. Okay, okay, so I'm guessing
Speaker 1: you guys ended up going on a date, right.
Speaker 5: Yeah, so we went out. We ended up going to
Speaker 5: this really beautiful Greek restaurant, so super fancy. We have
Speaker 5: so much in common. We talked about everything.
Speaker 1: You keep saying had so it sounds like, I mean,
Speaker 1: this wouldn't go viral.
Speaker 2: Yeah, best date ever. But you're all jealous.
Speaker 5: Yeah, so word fold. But he's like insistent on getting dessert.
Speaker 5: I'm like, I'm stupped.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but you can't pass up black lava. I mean,
Speaker 1: I'm with him on people the first dessert and you're
Speaker 1: with a hot man that forces you to eat dessert. Okay.
Speaker 5: So as soon as the dessert comes, she's like, I
Speaker 5: gotta go to the bathroom, and I said great, okay,
Speaker 5: and she never comes back.
Speaker 1: No wait, oh he stiffed you with the bill either.
Speaker 2: Yeah, died in the bathroom.
Speaker 5: I ended up, Yeah, exactly, he never came back. I
Speaker 5: ended up having to pay for the bill get myself home.
Speaker 1: Oh that's so embarrassing and so embarrassed.
Speaker 2: There you're already at dessert.
Speaker 4: You can't last another fifteen minutes.
Speaker 1: What do you think it is? Do you think he
Speaker 1: was just he didn't have the money to pay, and
Speaker 1: that's why he bounced.
Speaker 2: I mean, how much money was it?
Speaker 5: I mean it was an expensive dinner. We had wine,
Speaker 5: we had advertized.
Speaker 1: In her box. Are you up to that range?
Speaker 9: No?
Speaker 5: It was more like three hundred and fifty dollars.
Speaker 1: Oh no, whoa stiffer than the Flaffel place down the
Speaker 1: street from my house.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, I'm reeling from this date. So I
Speaker 5: go home and I'm like, try to look him up.
Speaker 5: He has blocked me on every social he has blocked
Speaker 5: me on his phone number, so I can't even text him.
Speaker 1: Is that when you made the TikTok video to just
Speaker 1: explain the date? Is that what your TikTok went viral for?
Speaker 7: Yes?
Speaker 5: And so get this. So I make this TikTok video
Speaker 5: explain what happened. And then I get all these messages
Speaker 5: from other women saying I know him and he did
Speaker 5: the exact same thing to me.
Speaker 1: He's the Greek ghost.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Well, so if it happens to everybody, then you must
Speaker 2: not be that upset about it.
Speaker 1: No, Jeffrey, Well, what's interesting is he does order two desserts,
Speaker 1: so at least he leaves you with two because he's
Speaker 1: not there to eat the second one.
Speaker 2: You know, it's kind of like a gift giver.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's one way to look at him.
Speaker 1: Are you sure that they're talking about the same guy?
Speaker 5: Like, for sure it was because I said I used
Speaker 5: his name, I posted his picture.
Speaker 9: It was definitely the right guy.
Speaker 2: Oh, but you said this was two months ago that
Speaker 2: this date happened, and you're still pissed about it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm so. Yeah, I'm pretty pissed about it. I'm
Speaker 5: not as mad as I was the night that it happened. Yeah,
Speaker 5: And the reason why I'm calling you guys is because
Speaker 5: I want to go, hey, Egg, why are you doing this?
Speaker 2: This is not good? Well why why do you have
Speaker 2: to do it through a radio station? Why not just
Speaker 2: reach out to him, direction.
Speaker 5: Many people to hear about what a he is. And
Speaker 5: I just want to make sure that his name gets
Speaker 5: out there so like it doesn't happen again.
Speaker 2: Okay, you feel like maybe a little bit of public
Speaker 2: shaming is in order, so maybe this will help him
Speaker 2: realize not only is everybody on to me, but oh crap.
Speaker 2: Maybe I'm actually kind of a bad guy.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I just I don't know.
Speaker 2: I know that you approve of dining and dashing, but.
Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe she missed the plan. She was supposed to
Speaker 1: meet him out back by the dumpster.
Speaker 5: And they were both I missed that part of the
Speaker 5: plant's on his side.
Speaker 1: So interesting to see if he actually answers.
Speaker 5: Well, I hope he picks up for you. He won't
Speaker 5: definitely pick up for me since he blocked me.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, yeah, we have about fifty phone lines that
Speaker 2: we could try him from. Hopefully he'll pick up one
Speaker 2: of them.
Speaker 1: And I swear we're not turning into the crazy people
Speaker 1: in this situation.
Speaker 2: We'll see what happens. We're gonna come back. We'll give
Speaker 2: you a little bit of advice and let you make
Speaker 2: your awkward Tuesday phone call to the guy who dined
Speaker 2: and dashed on you, try and get you a little
Speaker 2: bit of peace of mind.
Speaker 5: Awesome, all right, it's awkward.
Speaker 6: It's Tuesday. It's awkward Tuesday phone call.
Speaker 2: The goal of today's awkward call is revenge or is
Speaker 2: an embarrassment?
Speaker 1: Maybe both? I think it's humiliation.
Speaker 2: Okay, second chances maybe.
Speaker 1: No, No, nobody wants that.
Speaker 2: I actually don't really know what the goal of this
Speaker 2: call a refund?
Speaker 1: A refund would be good.
Speaker 2: Yes, maybe I thought it was just a yell.
Speaker 1: I thought this is like just to yell at somebody.
Speaker 2: We're not one hundred percent sure what the end goal is,
Speaker 2: but Kaylee is still furious two months after she went
Speaker 2: on a date with a guy named Scott to a
Speaker 2: fancy Greek restaurant and was left there with a bill
Speaker 2: for over three hundred and fifty dollars, she validated.
Speaker 3: And still being mad at well, he.
Speaker 2: Snuck out because right after he insisted on ordering dessert,
Speaker 2: that's when he said he had to hit the bathroom
Speaker 2: and left her. So afterwards, Kayla made a TikTok from it,
Speaker 2: and that's how we found out about the situation when
Speaker 2: other women also commented saying that they had the same
Speaker 2: exact situation happen with the same dude.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and now, Kayla, you know.
Speaker 2: How awkward Tuesday works is we give you a little
Speaker 2: bit of advice before you make the call. You still
Speaker 2: good with hearing some? I'd love it, Okay, Jose, why
Speaker 2: don't you start?
Speaker 3: You don't know what's interesting?
Speaker 1: Guys?
Speaker 2: I don't know if he knows about the TikTok.
Speaker 3: How could he not?
Speaker 1: She said his name, she put his picture up.
Speaker 3: That's a good question.
Speaker 4: I'm just saying, if he embarrassed you publicly, I say,
Speaker 4: you embarrassed him publicly, and you tell him right away
Speaker 4: that you made the TikTok. It went viral and a
Speaker 4: bunch of other girls piled on and agreed that happened
Speaker 4: to them too, And see how.
Speaker 3: He reacts like that.
Speaker 1: I don't know a narcissist.
Speaker 2: Would like guys like that, You know, if he knows
Speaker 2: about the TikTok yet, I have no idea.
Speaker 9: I really don't.
Speaker 6: I can't.
Speaker 2: Sorry, I'm not very good with social media, so.
Speaker 1: May I disagree he has. I think he seen it,
Speaker 1: or at least he's heard about it, because other women
Speaker 1: that he knows are talking about him in this TikTok video.
Speaker 7: Them to.
Speaker 1: Like, Yeah, there's just too much overlapping his social circles.
Speaker 2: Don't underestimate how many women one man can block just
Speaker 2: to save himself.
Speaker 1: No, see, I think when you call him, he's gonna
Speaker 1: want to hang up on you. You got to say
Speaker 1: what's in it for him? And you say, listen, I
Speaker 1: will delete this TikTok if you tell me why and
Speaker 1: you promise to never do it again.
Speaker 9: I like that a lot.
Speaker 2: Okay, it goes viral and people make copies.
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter. That doesn't matter, just trying to offer something.
Speaker 1: She's got nothing else to give him.
Speaker 2: Let's just dial the guy's number and let you make
Speaker 2: your awkward Tuesday phone call. You ready, I am.
Speaker 5: Yes, yes, yes, yes, for the scorned women out there, yes.
Speaker 2: Okay, yes, And if we did you halfway through this
Speaker 2: phone call, then we did you halfway? Okay?
Speaker 9: Here, Hello, hey Scott?
Speaker 7: Uh, who's it?
Speaker 5: It's Kayla Surprise.
Speaker 7: Uh do I know you?
Speaker 3: Wow?
Speaker 5: Really, you're gonna act like we never went out at all.
Speaker 5: Don't even know who I am.
Speaker 7: Oh, we went out. Sorry, it's just I got out
Speaker 7: with a lot of girls. Did we meet up recently?
Speaker 5: You're joking, right, you're joking.
Speaker 9: No, all right, so let me let me restarsh your memory.
Speaker 5: We hung out about two months ago and you ditched
Speaker 5: me from the restaurant and made me pay the whole bill.
Speaker 7: What are you talking about?
Speaker 6: Like?
Speaker 7: Are you? Are you?
Speaker 5: Okay, Let's let's start from the beginning. Let's start from
Speaker 5: the beginning we met online. We were having dinner accounts
Speaker 5: freak restaurants. You insisted we get dessert, and then you
Speaker 5: excuse yourself so you have to go to the bathroom,
Speaker 5: and then you just completely disappeared.
Speaker 9: Didn't even come back. Sound familiar?
Speaker 7: Oh right, right yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah right, yeah yeah yeah, No.
Speaker 1: I remember, right, yeah, I think.
Speaker 7: I think I got a phone call and they told
Speaker 7: me that someone died or something.
Speaker 5: Oh, someone died, yeah, I think, yeah, yeah, someone.
Speaker 7: Died, right, yeah, I remember. Yeah.
Speaker 5: You know, Scott, you're obviously making up some excuse for
Speaker 5: your you know, ridiculous behavior that night, and and I
Speaker 5: have a fact for you that you didn't actually just
Speaker 5: do this for me, that you've done it a lot
Speaker 5: to other women, just left them in the middle and
Speaker 5: left them picking.
Speaker 7: Up a bill for your I don't even know what
Speaker 7: you're talking about. Yeah, you do.
Speaker 5: What happened, Scott's Like I actually, after our date, I
Speaker 5: went on TikTok and made a video that actually has
Speaker 5: kind of gone viral about you actually skipped me for
Speaker 5: a three hundred and fifty dollars bill and left, and
Speaker 5: I showed your picture and you shared your name with
Speaker 5: what Yeah, and guess what I got about four or
Speaker 5: five other women that responded to my TikTok and said
Speaker 5: I know that it was him. No, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 5: no no, Scott. I think there's just such hot that
Speaker 5: you can treat women like that. It's like it's like
Speaker 5: you get off on this or something.
Speaker 7: Okay, okay, listen, just just hear me out. I think
Speaker 7: we can both agree that I'm a really good looking guy.
Speaker 7: So you can think.
Speaker 5: You did not say that, you know, you know, actually, Scott,
Speaker 5: just tell everybody you're good looking guy, because actually the
Speaker 5: joke's on you because you're on the radio, and so
Speaker 5: now everybody can hear what a head you really are?
Speaker 2: What have been language with? That's okay? That Scott?
Speaker 3: What's up?
Speaker 6: Man?
Speaker 7: Oh many, Scott.
Speaker 2: We're a radio show called Brook and Jeffrey in the
Speaker 2: Morning that you're on right now.
Speaker 3: Now back to you. Who do you think you are?
Speaker 7: Okay? Okay, not that I'm impressed?
Speaker 6: What do you?
Speaker 1: What do you?
Speaker 3: Is this true?
Speaker 2: Have you done this to a lot of people?
Speaker 7: I mean, yeah, I don't know, Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1: You're impressed, You're you're impressed by.
Speaker 7: What sounds like you're the ones that are impressed. You're
Speaker 7: calling me to find out.
Speaker 2: Oh, we're not impressed, one of us, to warn us
Speaker 2: you would like that Kayla is very very upset still
Speaker 2: about what happened two months ago.
Speaker 7: Well she doesn't have to be. I mean, Kayla, you
Speaker 7: can think of the meal that you paid for as
Speaker 7: some kind of exchange for the amount of time I
Speaker 7: gave you who you went out with me months ago,
Speaker 7: and you're still thinking about this body.
Speaker 5: There isn't much to think about. I'm telling you, I
Speaker 5: don't even your bro.
Speaker 1: Do you seriously have no remorse?
Speaker 7: Listen, I do it all the time. I've never been caught,
Speaker 7: so I don't know what's in it for you.
Speaker 1: I don't understand. If you're so hot, then why can't
Speaker 1: you just get women to pay for your bill and
Speaker 1: also like have a nice evening with them? Like why
Speaker 1: leave them?
Speaker 7: I mean sometimes I go home with them my guests
Speaker 7: when I want to, but I didn't want to with her.
Speaker 1: You're just a poor hot guy who can't afford dinner.
Speaker 7: I can afford it, but why would I do it
Speaker 7: when they're paying for it already.
Speaker 2: Make a bunch of money. On top of all this,
Speaker 2: a good looking guy with no money. You sound just
Speaker 2: like Brooks tight.
Speaker 1: Like I thought that like we could use like, oh,
Speaker 1: take down the TikTok and you tell us why. But
Speaker 1: it sounds like you like that. She has that TikTok
Speaker 1: video up there.
Speaker 7: I didn't know about it, but now I want to
Speaker 7: see it because I'll get a big laugh out of it.
Speaker 2: Oh, Kayla, are you cool with forwarding the TikTok over
Speaker 2: to him? Maybe be a email or something if you're
Speaker 2: not walked on it.
Speaker 5: Wait, this could be the inspiration to actually make another
Speaker 5: TikTok with this audio.
Speaker 7: Yeah, that's all right, make me famous. Hopefully I'll get
Speaker 7: my own reality show.
Speaker 2: Okay, he's gonna take our jobs.
Speaker 3: He's gonna roll with it.
Speaker 6: Cayleb.
Speaker 2: We'll send you the audio and then we'll bill you
Speaker 2: for the Matt.
Speaker 1: Two years ago.
Speaker 7: Okay, yeah, yeah, bill me.
Speaker 2: I'll uh no, no, I'm gonna build cale if it's
Speaker 2: gonna go on here.
Speaker 5: Bill me, because you know, I'm just gonna pay for everything.
Speaker 5: I guess we're all getting to raise this month, everybody.
Speaker 3: Congratulations.
Speaker 6: Shucks.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel that girl.
Speaker 6: I'm sorry, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: We're getting so many texts into seven, eight, five, nine
Speaker 2: to two. Right now, people are a live about that guy.
Speaker 1: He was so much well, a lot of.
Speaker 2: Listeners are saying, Brooke went easy on him. They're mad
Speaker 2: at you, Brooke, you were mean enough.
Speaker 1: It's like people like that. They don't hear it, they
Speaker 1: don't care. Like literally, I think it's him like getting
Speaker 1: somebody riled up, and he lives for that stuff.
Speaker 2: So giving a pass on that behavior. As he definitely
Speaker 2: sounded like a jerk, but at the same time, he
Speaker 2: did have this like Matthew McConaughey, like laid back, like no, Jeff,
Speaker 2: we're all He's like, we're all ditchers and ditchies in
Speaker 2: this world and this crazy blue spin in marble. I
Speaker 2: can't get all caught up in.
Speaker 3: The emotions try to be like this man would be.
Speaker 2: I'm not saying I want to be like him. I'm
Speaker 2: just saying he has an admirable amount of swagger.
Speaker 1: The only thing I believe out of that is he
Speaker 1: was actually shirtless when he was talking.
Speaker 3: To him.
Speaker 2: About his own body on.
Speaker 1: Don't need to date anybody else, He's got himself.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's.
Speaker 1: What it will always happen.
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly. But We'll always be here for you, our listeners.
Speaker 2: If you ever need some help, you can always email
Speaker 2: the show and will help you make our next Awkward.
Speaker 1: Tuesday your TikTok as well.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Brook and Jeffrey in the.
Speaker 6: Morning, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. It's always cool
Speaker 2: getting texts and feedback from the listeners at seven eighty
Speaker 2: five nine two.
Speaker 1: I love it, honestly, send us more.
Speaker 2: Yeah, when they say that they like the segment or
Speaker 2: if they're giving their opinion on something. But there's one
Speaker 2: text today who's been spamming us all morning long, just
Speaker 2: being rude, saying the one who cares shut up, jeff
Speaker 2: you suck, don't care, don't care, And that's rude. I
Speaker 2: know I normally never do this, but I'm tempted to
Speaker 2: respond to them.
Speaker 1: What's you know, it's not going to be positive energy, man.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll write something nice back. I'm just gonna say, hey,
Speaker 2: I appreciate the effort you put into your negativity. It's
Speaker 2: almost impressive. Said that one like it? Okay, that felt
Speaker 2: kind of good. It did Okay, Wait, did somebody phone
Speaker 2: just go off?
Speaker 6: Brook?
Speaker 2: Was that your phone? Phone, go off, Brook, my phone, those.
Speaker 6: Are from you.
Speaker 3: Oh, no, morning too.
Speaker 1: It's just like, I mean, you guys kind of agree
Speaker 1: with me though.
Speaker 2: I bet you were saying don't care because you're excited
Speaker 2: for care or don't care. Right, that's coming up.
Speaker 3: That's what you mean.
Speaker 1: It's like a double negative, right, that's what you do.
Speaker 2: That's what you meant by that.
Speaker 1: I don't don't care.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, okay, thank you for supporting the show Brook
Speaker 2: with your text messages brand new care don't care that
Speaker 2: Brook's really excited about. We're getting way more don't care
Speaker 2: from the number. We're gonna do it. It's coming up.
Speaker 2: I'm glad we didn't do this segment the other day
Speaker 2: because I was not feeling well. Good news is I
Speaker 2: checked myself into the hokey pokey clinic and I turned
Speaker 2: myself around.
Speaker 6: Like that.
Speaker 2: You guys know that's what it's all about. It's about
Speaker 2: edition of Carrot Don't Care. Let's get right to your
Speaker 2: first headline. Let's get to your headlines. The dumbest travel
Speaker 2: nightmare story of the year that could have easily been avoided,
Speaker 2: Carrot Don't Care.
Speaker 1: You put me in such a good mood.
Speaker 2: I can't recently, a Swiss International flight took off from Zurich,
Speaker 2: Switzerland and touchdown in Spain. All the passengers deplaned, went
Speaker 2: over to the baggage claim and waited for their luggage
Speaker 2: for more than two hours, and that whole time no
Speaker 2: bags came out.
Speaker 7: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: After like ten minutes, I'm like, all right, who do.
Speaker 2: I need to So all the travelers are just standing
Speaker 2: there very confused. Finally, on a official from Swiss Air
Speaker 2: came out to explain the situation two hours later and
Speaker 2: he told everyone, don't worry, your bags aren't lost. We
Speaker 2: just never put them on the plane.
Speaker 3: No way, are you kidding.
Speaker 2: Upon further investigation, it wasn't a problem with the bad worker.
Speaker 2: It turns out actually no workers. There was a lack
Speaker 2: of ground staff that day to handle the baggage in Switzerland,
Speaker 2: so the flight could have been delayed in order to
Speaker 2: wait for crews to come and load the bags on.
Speaker 2: But the pilots were like, eh, we want to stay
Speaker 2: on schedule, let's just take off all and they flew
Speaker 2: away without anybody's bags, Like I.
Speaker 1: Would rather leave without my bag than wait around for
Speaker 1: another flight.
Speaker 6: Bag.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you go buy a T shirt at the airport.
Speaker 2: Passengers were irate, but the airline said they were able
Speaker 2: to get most of the luggage over to Spain by
Speaker 2: the next day. Okay, the rest arrived the day after that. Well,
Speaker 2: and they're doing absolutely nothing to compensate any of the passengers.
Speaker 3: Stupid part.
Speaker 1: But it's not surprising.
Speaker 2: Even Spirit Airlines is like, damn that airline.
Speaker 1: Is you know they're actually taking notes, like, so, how
Speaker 1: did you.
Speaker 2: Do carry about this one? Science just did a study
Speaker 2: combining all of Brook's favorite things and chovies, love making
Speaker 2: and not bathing. Ah, I don't care.
Speaker 9: I care.
Speaker 2: Last weekend, the ig Nobel Prize winners were announced. Oh,
Speaker 2: if you're unfamiliar with that, that's like the Nobel Prize,
Speaker 2: but it's for the silliest, weirdest, sometimes dumbest real scientific
Speaker 2: pursuits that have happened over the past year.
Speaker 1: You don't want to be on this list if you're
Speaker 1: actually a scientist.
Speaker 2: For example, in literature, somebody funded a study on the
Speaker 2: sensations people feel when they repeat a single word many many,
Speaker 2: many many many many many many many many many many times.
Speaker 1: But it is so weird.
Speaker 2: We always get when you get stuck the word.
Speaker 1: I don't think you need a study on its toy
Speaker 1: toy say that one a bunch of times.
Speaker 2: Meanwhile, in medicine, they did a study using cadavers to
Speaker 2: explore if there's an equal number of nose hairs inside
Speaker 2: of everybody's nostrils.
Speaker 3: Wait a minute, this is interesting to me. What do
Speaker 3: girls have more or less?
Speaker 7: Do I have on you?
Speaker 3: Jeff?
Speaker 2: It's pretty dumb research. But if you are wondering, it
Speaker 2: turns out we're not equal. Everybody's got a different number
Speaker 2: of nose hairs.
Speaker 1: Changing news inside of my head felt heavy.
Speaker 2: You do look like you got more bristles.
Speaker 7: Than I do.
Speaker 2: It there, Jeff, And that's just my heritage. In geology,
Speaker 2: one paleontologist spent weeks doing a study to figure out
Speaker 2: why other paleontologists like to lick rocks. Wait, they do, apparently,
Speaker 2: And it turns out he did find an answer to why,
Speaker 2: because if it turns out to be piece of fossilized bone,
Speaker 2: it'll stick to your tongue. If it doesn't, it's just
Speaker 2: a normal rock.
Speaker 1: What they can't make.
Speaker 2: It's the best way to find out.
Speaker 1: I want to licks some rocks.
Speaker 2: And finally, in physics, researchers spent months measuring the extent
Speaker 2: to which ocean water is affected by the sexual activity
Speaker 2: of anchovies in it.
Speaker 1: What do you mean, but that's why the ocean water
Speaker 1: is rising.
Speaker 2: Turns out they didn't find anything. But if you do
Speaker 2: want to see the hot footage of those anchovies and action,
Speaker 2: I'll go pull it out of the secret folder on
Speaker 2: my laptop I titled tax information. Let's see if you
Speaker 2: guys care about this. One the top four worst things
Speaker 2: you can do during romance, and Jose only does three
Speaker 2: of them.
Speaker 3: Oh, I bet I do, I don't care.
Speaker 7: I care.
Speaker 1: I care for the anchovies.
Speaker 2: A new survey just found the number one mood killer
Speaker 2: during about of romance. They say it's the top thing
Speaker 2: that can make someone even fake it. Forty six percent
Speaker 2: of women say bad breasth the top instant turnoff when
Speaker 2: it comes to intimacy. Thirty eight percent of men agree.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I mean, if you're gonna like go eat garlic,
Speaker 1: you both have to eat the garlic. You know what
Speaker 1: I mean, Like, you gotta have the same mouth.
Speaker 2: I will power through someone else's. I don't care running.
Speaker 2: A close second is the temperature of the room. Don't
Speaker 2: want it to be too cold. Can't be too hot either.
Speaker 3: I can see that.
Speaker 1: I don't think I've ever been affected by temperature, really sure.
Speaker 3: Before they even start.
Speaker 2: Third is bad lighting that can kill the mood. And
Speaker 2: fourth is overthinking it.
Speaker 1: Okay, right, you're up in your head. You just can't
Speaker 1: enjoy what's going on. There's more of a women's list.
Speaker 1: Is that what I'm hearing? It sounds like the men
Speaker 1: in the room aren't thinking about anything.
Speaker 2: The study also found, surprisingly two out of five men
Speaker 2: have faked it in order to just get it over with.
Speaker 3: How do guys fake it.
Speaker 1: Away with it?
Speaker 3: In order to.
Speaker 2: Actually achieve what everybody's trying to achieve? They say, the
Speaker 2: number one tip for women is to dim down the lighting.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, give me a candle. Light makes the It's
Speaker 1: about us. We want to look hotter. I don't care
Speaker 1: about what.
Speaker 2: The dude looks like. Oh got it. But for men,
Speaker 2: they want to be able to see more stuff, so
Speaker 2: that conflicts with them.
Speaker 1: We want to see it, but the magnifying glasses away are.
Speaker 2: Women also say they like massages and sexy talk, So,
Speaker 2: in other words, prepare to be very disappointed ladies, because
Speaker 2: none of that's happening. Finally, Jeff's joke of the day, Carrot,
Speaker 2: don't care? Why did the rooster go to KFC? He
Speaker 2: wanted to see a chicken strip?
Speaker 3: That good?
Speaker 2: I'm waiting, It's funny, don't care.
Speaker 6: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: On the phone. Right now, we have Arts, the tech
Speaker 2: solutions specialist, who has appeared on this segment three times before.
Speaker 2: His record is one, one and one. Is that just
Speaker 2: a coincidence or is there some sort of sinister meaning
Speaker 2: behind triple ones? Today? Does it mean Arthur does not
Speaker 2: believe that the moon landing really happened? Is that the
Speaker 2: date when Arthur thinks the world will finally come to
Speaker 2: an end? Or is it his pant waste and leg size?
Speaker 6: Arthur?
Speaker 2: What is your pant size?
Speaker 3: Not one one one?
Speaker 2: Experts may never find out the true meaning of one
Speaker 2: one one, but I do know those numbers will change
Speaker 2: after today. What definitely?
Speaker 1: It's like, what are you talking about? All I know
Speaker 1: is that birds are That's.
Speaker 2: All right, Arthur. We're going to talk more conspiracies than
Speaker 2: just a second. But first we're sending Broke out of
Speaker 2: the studio.
Speaker 7: And while that.
Speaker 2: Happens, that's the real Brook.
Speaker 3: Lizard.
Speaker 2: Arthur we're in a mood this morning. I apologize, man,
Speaker 2: but you got thirty seconds answer as many questions as possible.
Speaker 2: If you don't know when you could say pass You
Speaker 2: do have to beat her outright to win? Are you ready?
Speaker 7: Let's go?
Speaker 6: All right?
Speaker 3: Here we go?
Speaker 2: Time starts now? Today is international talk like a pirate day?
Speaker 2: What is the eighteenth letter of the alphabet? Scientists use
Speaker 2: what part of a wooly mammoth to determine its age?
Speaker 2: Who was the first American in space? Alan Shepherd, Buzz
Speaker 2: Aldrin or Neil Armstrong? What planet is located between Venus
Speaker 2: and Mars in a marathon? What is the piece of
Speaker 2: paper called that runners where that identifies them with a number.
Speaker 6: Past?
Speaker 3: What was past?
Speaker 2: Went with pass On? I think three of his answers
Speaker 2: Brooks coming back in the studio. You did tell our producer, though, Arthur,
Speaker 2: that your favorite time of year is the fall, specifically
Speaker 2: because of Halloween. Yeah, and you have three kids who
Speaker 2: are talking costumes right now? What is everybody thinking?
Speaker 9: Little one wants to be Powerpuff Girl?
Speaker 7: I think bubbles. Oh, and my middle son wants to
Speaker 7: be something scary you don't know yet.
Speaker 1: Okay, obviously zombie powerpuff Girl.
Speaker 2: He could be Blossom.
Speaker 7: And what about the third He hasn't really spoke up
Speaker 7: about it yet.
Speaker 1: He's a teenager, is what you're saying. Yeah, yeah, so
Speaker 1: he's scary anyway. Yeah, teenagers frightening.
Speaker 3: Just emotional.
Speaker 2: Yeah, speaking of a emotionally frightening brook Are you ready? Transition?
Speaker 3: Here we go.
Speaker 2: Your time starts now? Today is international talk? Like a
Speaker 2: pirate dad? What is the eighteenth letter of the alphabet?
Speaker 9: Uh?
Speaker 2: Are scientists use what part of a wooly mammoth to
Speaker 2: determine its age?
Speaker 1: The tusk?
Speaker 2: Who was the first American in space? Alan Shepherd? Buzz
Speaker 2: Aldrin or Neil Armstrong in space?
Speaker 1: Alan Shepherd?
Speaker 2: What planet is located between Venus and Mars Mercury? In
Speaker 2: a marathon? Is the piece of paper call that runners
Speaker 2: were that identifies them with the number? All right, it's
Speaker 2: good work, everybody. We're gonna go to the scoreboard and
Speaker 2: see how y'all did with jose.
Speaker 3: Magic's not real.
Speaker 1: If it was the Orlando Magic would have won a championship.
Speaker 1: By now, Arthur, you got one correct out.
Speaker 3: The fourth one. God, that was your fourth one and
Speaker 3: that's probably why Brooke. Yeah, got four.
Speaker 2: Numbers were not in your favor today, Arthur. Let's go
Speaker 2: over the answers real quick. It's international talk like a
Speaker 2: pirate day. That's why the eighteenth letter of the alphabet
Speaker 2: is our.
Speaker 9: Dude.
Speaker 1: He got that one right, No, get it?
Speaker 6: Come on.
Speaker 2: Scientists used the wooly Mann's tusks to determine their age.
Speaker 2: It's like counting the rings on a tree. Oh, I
Speaker 2: don't know if that's true. Really it is. The first
Speaker 2: American in space was Alan Shepherd. Neil was the first
Speaker 2: man on the moon.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was a tricky question.
Speaker 2: Shepherd foo solo in nineteen sixty one up into space.
Speaker 2: The planet between Venus and Mars is Earth. In a marathon.
Speaker 2: That piece of paper that has the number on it
Speaker 2: to identify everybody that's called a bib.
Speaker 3: Arthur.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, man, we can't give you any money here,
Speaker 2: but the good news is just we're playing. You get
Speaker 2: a pair of tickets to see the Danish europop sensation
Speaker 2: and singers of Barbie Girl Aqua perform live November twelfth
Speaker 2: at the Paramount Theater.
Speaker 1: All right, sweet man, I met you'll know all their hits.
Speaker 2: You said that with an ass, Yeah, dancing queen, Come
Speaker 2: on dancing.
Speaker 3: Queen's a good one.
Speaker 2: Oh well, they never mind. Have a show though, have
Speaker 2: a great time, okay, Arthur, all right, thank you. All right,
Speaker 2: we'll be back to windbrooks Bock same time tomorrow, Brooki
Speaker 2: Jeffrey in the morning.