Speaker 1: To Teas in a Pod which Teddy Mellencamp and tam
Speaker 1: Ri Jeedge. Hi, guys, welcome to another episode of to
Speaker 1: Teas in a Pod, except it's only one tea and
Speaker 1: an eve.
Speaker 2: Guest co host Emily Simpson.
Speaker 3: Hi, Hi, I'm excited.
Speaker 2: Are you ready to get shady and do all the things? Oh?
Speaker 3: My gosh, I always am in trouble anyway, so why
Speaker 3: not let's do it?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 1: So, first couple of things I posted on my instant
Speaker 1: story if anybody has questions for you. First thing that
Speaker 1: people ask me, because Tama's going on vacation, Emily Simpson
Speaker 1: will be filling in for Tamara. First question was, Teddy,
Speaker 1: did you actually get to pick who you wanted to
Speaker 1: co host with you?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I don't even know the answer to this.
Speaker 1: I actually got to Well, first I was just like
Speaker 1: kind of going through the list of people, and I
Speaker 1: was like, all right, who don't like?
Speaker 2: For me?
Speaker 1: The guidelines are who doesn't take themselves too seriously?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 1: Who's actually willing to do the work and watch the
Speaker 1: shows and get invested because not everybody will. Some people
Speaker 1: say they will, but then they half asset and I'm like, no,
Speaker 1: she's like a lawyer, like she actually does.
Speaker 3: So I do my homework, I do the research. If
Speaker 3: I have an assignment, I do the assignment.
Speaker 1: Okay, So those two things, and then plus, we've always
Speaker 1: had so much fun with you, and no matter what
Speaker 1: we're watching on the show or not, I feel like
Speaker 1: you're always going to give your opinion, which is what
Speaker 1: I want, even if it's not my opinion, though mine
Speaker 1: is normally the right one. Oh my gosh, Okay, that
Speaker 1: will free Well, we will see, we'll see. And something
Speaker 1: I was curious about, Yeah, because once we asked you,
Speaker 1: you had to go back because you hadn't been watching
Speaker 1: New York nor Salt like no or ing. So, yeah,
Speaker 1: you've never watched Going Into any reunion or anything.
Speaker 2: You've never watched the episodes.
Speaker 1: No, So how was it sitting down and binge watching
Speaker 1: New York and Salt Lake?
Speaker 3: You know? I mean it was a lot of pressure
Speaker 3: because I was like, oh my god, when I was
Speaker 3: on vacation. So when we got back from vacation, I
Speaker 3: had to just like sit and binge all of them.
Speaker 3: But I don't I mean, I actually enjoyed it. I
Speaker 3: was like, oh no, I get it now. I understand
Speaker 3: why people watch. It's kind of entertaining.
Speaker 1: And if you had to pick, would you rather if
Speaker 1: you had to pick which cast you were going to
Speaker 1: be on, would you rather be on New York or
Speaker 1: Salt Lake?
Speaker 3: Well, I mean, I love the ladies on New York,
Speaker 3: but as far as my personality and me, I feel
Speaker 3: like I fit better with Salt Lake.
Speaker 2: And who would be your best friend on salt Lake?
Speaker 1: Well?
Speaker 3: Probably Lisa Barlowe, because I do know Lisa and I am.
Speaker 3: We do chat, you know, kind of often, so but
Speaker 3: you know, you never know.
Speaker 2: How can you're not child Lisa? She never stops talking.
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 3: Well basically what I mean is she talks and I
Speaker 3: just sit and listen. That's what I meant by talk.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1: Other questions for you were, what is it that shifted
Speaker 1: that made you want to do like this fitness lifestyle change?
Speaker 2: Was there like a defining moment?
Speaker 3: You know? I posted today and I said when I
Speaker 3: turned forty two, which happens to coincide with exactly when
Speaker 3: I went on the show, was age forty two. I
Speaker 3: gained forty pounds just and I didn't change anything in
Speaker 3: my lifestyle. It's not like I went out and changed
Speaker 3: my diet, or I got depressed, or I mean, I
Speaker 3: think it was all hormonal and just being middle aged
Speaker 3: and you know, probably dealing with the show and not
Speaker 3: dealing with it well. And for five years I've had,
Speaker 3: you know, an extra forty pounds on. And I said,
Speaker 3: you know, I still wore a bathing suit all five seasons.
Speaker 3: I walked around. I never cared, but I wasn't comfortable.
Speaker 3: It's not I didn't feel like myself, and so I
Speaker 3: really just wanted to feel like myself again. And so
Speaker 3: that's why I really committed to it. I was tired
Speaker 3: of feeling I'm tired of being tired, and tired of
Speaker 3: my clothes not fitting, and tired of not feeling like me.
Speaker 1: And I think something that you did just say that
Speaker 1: a lot of people can't was even when you weren't
Speaker 1: feeling like yourself, it doesn't mean that you still don't
Speaker 1: love yourself, or you're still not body positive or wherever. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it is that we all currently are because I've been
Speaker 1: in the same situation. It's just wanting to get to
Speaker 1: a place where you feel better personally. It's not like
Speaker 1: for everybody else, it's for us.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and I hate it. And you know, the comment
Speaker 3: that I get that I can't stand is when people
Speaker 3: are like, oh, you live in Orange County, you conformed. Conformed?
Speaker 3: First of all, I'm brunette. I'm five foot nine. I
Speaker 3: outweigh all these bitches in Orange County by fifty pounds.
Speaker 3: Even when I'm at my fennis. There is no conforming,
Speaker 3: Like I clearly didn't conform, and my husband's Mormon, Like,
Speaker 3: I'm like non conforming. I just want to feel healthy
Speaker 3: and fit and have energy. I mean, what's wrong with that?
Speaker 3: Every woman wants to feel like that. Yeah, why not?
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, you just reminded me that Shane's Mormons.
Speaker 2: We have so much more insight on salt Lake.
Speaker 3: Like, No, I was watching salt Lake and I was like,
Speaker 3: you girls should really have Shane on here, not me, Like,
Speaker 3: why is he not doing why is he not recapping
Speaker 3: salt Lake? He's got so many opinions. Well, I do have.
Speaker 1: We have a couple questions that maybe if he can,
Speaker 1: he can chime in and give us the answers to
Speaker 1: because I am a little confused about it. And I
Speaker 1: got a tongue lashing by some of our listeners because
Speaker 1: I thought I knew the answers because I have some
Speaker 1: people that are LDS that work with me, and.
Speaker 2: I've heard that.
Speaker 1: But what I've learned is in the Mormon community, it's
Speaker 1: not like the same rules everybody applies to their life.
Speaker 2: It's a little bit skewed well.
Speaker 3: And I and you know, I also feel like with
Speaker 3: Mormonism or LDS and these women on Salt Lake City
Speaker 3: are in Utah, and when you're talking about Heather, you're
Speaker 3: talking about someone that comes from a long line of
Speaker 3: family that are that have been Mormon throughout their whole life.
Speaker 3: And a lot of times I think doctrine, like actual
Speaker 3: written doctrine, gets confused with just how things have been
Speaker 3: done in that family and in Utah. And I don't know.
Speaker 3: Shane's like an Orange County Mormon, so a lot of
Speaker 3: times he's like, I don't even know what they're talking about.
Speaker 3: So I think there's a huge difference between Utah and Orange.
Speaker 3: He's an Orange County Mormon.
Speaker 1: I don't know the question, did you and Shane consummate
Speaker 1: your marriage prior to getting married?
Speaker 3: No, he doesn't, he doesn't. He's such a good he's
Speaker 3: a good he's a good Mormon. Yeah, so hold on,
Speaker 3: did you soak first? Soak? What is that? I don't
Speaker 3: even know what that means?
Speaker 1: What soaking is where you put it in, but you
Speaker 1: don't penetrate, like you know.
Speaker 3: If it's in, how are you not penetrating?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: These are things terms I've learned, like you you go in,
Speaker 1: but you don't go up like this, what is this word?
Speaker 2: You'll learn? Vocabulary is not my strong suit.
Speaker 3: I don't I don't know either way.
Speaker 2: It goes in, but you don't go there's no friction, Oh,
Speaker 2: there's no thrusting.
Speaker 1: Oh, so apparently there's a loophole. It's like, how there's
Speaker 1: a loophole you can drink Monster Energy drinks so you
Speaker 1: can't drink a coffee.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Well, I don't know about those loopholes. I was trying.
Speaker 3: I actually had a long conversation with Shane about those
Speaker 3: because I didn't understand it either, And I don't know
Speaker 3: if I ever got like a straight answer. Like a
Speaker 3: lot of it was like, well it's suggested. I'm like, well,
Speaker 3: is it written? Is it suggested?
Speaker 2: Like? I don't get it, And at what point do
Speaker 2: you get ousted?
Speaker 1: Because we're watching this season of Lisa Barlow and then
Speaker 1: we'll get into housewife atalize on all this stuff. But
Speaker 1: this season on Lisa Barlow's son is going on a mission.
Speaker 1: Lisa Barlow's son, as you saw in one of the
Speaker 1: earlier episodes, says he's going on a mission. But then
Speaker 1: we're also seeing Lisa Barlow. She has a tequila company,
Speaker 1: she drinks, she does all the things. When it comes
Speaker 1: to your kids, yeah, and growing up, like you have
Speaker 1: a son, two yeah, two sons, how would you feel
Speaker 1: about him wanting to go on a mission or them
Speaker 1: becoming lds?
Speaker 3: Oh? I know, you know that is so hard. That's
Speaker 3: been a struggle just because Shane is Mormon, and I
Speaker 3: respect him. He's my husband, so I respect him. I
Speaker 3: respect his religion, I respect his decisions. It's it's difficult
Speaker 3: when it comes to our children because I'm not religious
Speaker 3: and I don't even know a lot about his religion.
Speaker 3: I ask questions and we have conversations, but then I
Speaker 3: just kind of get bored and I like kind of
Speaker 3: bow out. So you know, Shane went on a mission.
Speaker 2: So did he meet his first wife?
Speaker 3: No, not on a mission. I don't even know where
Speaker 3: he'm as first wife. You tall, So I don't know,
Speaker 3: I don't know where. Yeah, you know what, I would
Speaker 3: be okay with it just because I think it's such
Speaker 3: a growth experience. Shane's oldest daughter, Shelby, went on a mission,
Speaker 3: and I tell you, she was a totally different person
Speaker 3: when she came back. She was more mature, she was
Speaker 3: she spoke better, she was helpful around the house when
Speaker 3: before she was in her room was always a mess.
Speaker 3: She came back for her mission and she was like,
Speaker 3: how can I help? She was doing dishes, she was
Speaker 3: making her bed. I was like, can I send all
Speaker 3: my kids on the mission? Like this is amazing? Can
Speaker 3: they go? Like?
Speaker 2: Can I send Shame back on another mission?
Speaker 3: I mean they come back and they're like helpful, and
Speaker 3: they're mature and they speak well, and I don't know,
Speaker 3: I thought it was a really good experience.
Speaker 2: Well, okay, well I like it.
Speaker 1: But on your Instagram you've been posting about something that
Speaker 1: you got done to your eyes. I've always been really
Speaker 1: open about, you know, my necklift or botox or any
Speaker 1: of the things.
Speaker 2: So what exactly did you get done? What's the sinch?
Speaker 3: It's called a bleff. I don't know what the whole
Speaker 3: word is obviously it's like a long medical term, but
Speaker 3: the term is bleff b l E p H. And
Speaker 3: it's where they just where it's a simple surgery. I
Speaker 3: was awake during the whole thing. It's where they just
Speaker 3: cut out that you know, that layer of skin where
Speaker 3: my guy friend just did this. Yeah, and it starts
Speaker 3: to it starts to fall. I noticed in photos of
Speaker 3: myself that I didn't have eyes anymore. It was just
Speaker 3: eyelashes and lips. That was it. There were like no eyeballs.
Speaker 2: So you like go to put makeup on and this
Speaker 2: part would like move around.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and it was like low, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: Like it was like I literally didn't have any eyeballs.
Speaker 3: I mean I have small eyes anyway. So then when
Speaker 3: they when I start to get old and it starts
Speaker 3: to droop, there's just like nothing. It was just like
Speaker 3: eyelashes and big lips. That was it.
Speaker 2: No, I never noticed for the record, but I know it's.
Speaker 3: So it's finally healed. It's been like three weeks now.
Speaker 3: But it's nice. There's more space up there now.
Speaker 2: So was it painful?
Speaker 3: Uh No, not really. I mean the actual procedure wasn't painful.
Speaker 3: It took about an hour and a half and he
Speaker 3: did it. You know, I was awake. I mean, it's awkward.
Speaker 3: You know, you're laying there, you know, while someone's cutting
Speaker 3: your eye, you can feel pressure. And then I was
Speaker 3: sore the next day. And it's kind of hard to
Speaker 3: see because it's all you know, you're cut and it's bleedy,
Speaker 3: and you know, but I healed really quickly, really nicely.
Speaker 2: So well, it looks beautiful. Thank you for being so transparent.
Speaker 1: No matter what, me and Tamra get ourselves in hot
Speaker 1: water in some capacity, so lucky for you while you're
Speaker 1: filling in for her, I'm sure you can get yourself
Speaker 1: in more.
Speaker 2: This first one was talk.
Speaker 1: Of shames Instagram. I had no idea, and then all
Speaker 1: of a sudden, everyone started sending me this. Tamra and
Speaker 1: Teddy's pod interview with Erica Jane has entered the Tom
Speaker 1: Girardi competency chat. Erica Jane's interview on To Teas and
Speaker 1: a Pod just got introduced as evidence on the Tom
Speaker 1: Girardi's competency hearing. Erica said on to Teas in a
Speaker 1: Pod that Tom asked how her show was doing. The
Speaker 1: defense has been arguing that this type of dementia that
Speaker 1: Tom has means he can't retain new memories. But the
Speaker 1: prosecution is trying to show through this podcast that he
Speaker 1: is aware of things happening in current time.
Speaker 2: Okay, how normal is.
Speaker 1: It in like the court of law that they're gonna
Speaker 1: go to like a gossip Bravo podcast and pull like
Speaker 1: it was.
Speaker 3: Well, they're clearly following everything Erica Jane closely, you know,
Speaker 3: because they're trying to look for some evidence of you know,
Speaker 3: her having conversations with him, and so it just happened
Speaker 3: to that they found some evidence on your podcast. Good job,
Speaker 3: way to go. I feel like you guys should get like.
Speaker 2: A medal or something.
Speaker 1: I was like, are we official journalists now? Like I
Speaker 1: can't hope.
Speaker 3: You don't get called to testify.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Joe, I have If you get called
Speaker 1: to testify, do you have to testify?
Speaker 3: I think it just depends. I mean, you could get subpoenaed,
Speaker 3: but I don't I don't know exactly. I don't know.
Speaker 3: It depends on the circumstances and what they want you
Speaker 3: to testify about. And I mean, I'm just joking. I
Speaker 3: don't think they're going to call you to testify. I
Speaker 3: don't think so it's all happen. They have the evidence
Speaker 3: that they want. It's her, it's her talking about out.
Speaker 3: I mean, what are you gonna do? Just confirm what's
Speaker 3: on the video.
Speaker 2: I was under the influence during the pod. I can't remember, right, Okay.
Speaker 1: Then the next one is the Real Housewives of New
Speaker 1: York seating chart. So we've got Andy in the middle.
Speaker 1: Then we've got Jessel Bred and Uba on one side,
Speaker 1: and then on the other side we have Aaron, Jenna
Speaker 1: and side.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Is this what you expected now that you've watched all
Speaker 2: of the episodes?
Speaker 3: Yeah, now that I've watched all of them. At one time,
Speaker 3: I didn't expect Jessel by Andy. I wouldn't have done that.
Speaker 3: But I mean, who would you have put there? Probably Brenn.
Speaker 3: I just thought she. I just thought she was a lot.
Speaker 3: But you know, seating charts, Honestly, people make a big
Speaker 3: deal out of seating charts. But can I just confirm
Speaker 3: that I'm always on the end and I'm still here
Speaker 3: after five years.
Speaker 2: And I can confirm that I was always in the middle,
Speaker 2: and I'm gone.
Speaker 3: I am always on the end. I feel like they're like,
Speaker 3: you know, who are we gonna put on the end?
Speaker 3: Emily definitely put Emily on the end.
Speaker 1: But I do think there is something to be said
Speaker 1: about first seat whether I don't think this two and
Speaker 1: three really makes that big of a difference.
Speaker 2: I think first seat is like a sign of who
Speaker 2: Andy is really enjoying. It's just my guess.
Speaker 3: I don't know if it's enjoying as much as it's
Speaker 3: that person had a lot of things going on and
Speaker 3: a lot to talk about, so they're closest to Andy,
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 1: I actually was a little bit shocked though, even though
Speaker 1: I don't think she's been a part of the drama.
Speaker 1: But I thought Jenna would be first seat because she
Speaker 1: seems like the.
Speaker 2: Like almost like the top.
Speaker 3: Dog, and like she's the HBIC.
Speaker 2: Right, Yeah, she's definitely the HBIC. Yeah, they're all she's
Speaker 2: the name.
Speaker 1: She's also the one that I feel like all the
Speaker 1: women are a little scared to fuck with.
Speaker 3: They are, they really are. But they like to do
Speaker 3: it when she's not around though, Yeah, they like to
Speaker 3: do it when she's not around.
Speaker 1: And but they also I think there's a bit of intimidation.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think so too. I mean they're always like, oh,
Speaker 3: it's General Lyons, It's General Alliance. I mean, I didn't
Speaker 3: know who Genal Lyons was, but I just you know,
Speaker 3: I watched ten episodes at one time, and clearly like
Speaker 3: she was by far, like the biggest name on that show.
Speaker 3: Because everybody's like, it's Gena Allons. We're in Genal Lion's closet,
Speaker 3: this is General Lions shoes, this is General Lyon's you
Speaker 3: know chair. So I was like, oh, well, she's a
Speaker 3: big deal, right.
Speaker 2: Apparently she's a really big job.
Speaker 1: We also wouldn't be considered New York socialites, so I
Speaker 1: think that we're able to.
Speaker 3: I can barely hang out in Orange County, like they
Speaker 3: just let me live here.
Speaker 1: I barely read this podcast. This is where I actually
Speaker 1: reside Spinner time. We'll get back into New York after
Speaker 1: we've got some Bethany Frankel news. Okay, Bethany gets back
Speaker 1: backlash over giving used makeup to TJ Max employee. The
Speaker 1: video has been deleted, but don't worry, I took the
Speaker 1: time to rewatch it. Glorified gossip Girls Instagram has been
Speaker 1: posting some of her comments. So just to give you
Speaker 1: guys any backstory, if you haven't seen she Essentially she
Speaker 1: does these makeup tutorials or whatever they are, where she
Speaker 1: talks about her favorite makeup brands, she tries them on,
Speaker 1: says this one's worth it, this one's not. She's made
Speaker 1: a big thing of it on TikTok. People love it
Speaker 1: or they don't. You know, she's a polarizing person regardless.
Speaker 1: But she does this thing where she shows up to
Speaker 1: TJ Max with all of her used makeup.
Speaker 3: It's so cringey. I couldn't even watch it. I mean
Speaker 3: it gave me a stomach ache. I'm not even kidding
Speaker 3: so bad. I mean, I think there's a difference.
Speaker 1: Okay, I don't have a problem with use makeup. So
Speaker 1: like if I when it comes to like if you
Speaker 1: and I were sitting at dinner, yeah, and you were like,
Speaker 1: oh you, I was like, oh shoot, I need lip
Speaker 1: gloss and I was like, oh my gosh, I love it.
Speaker 2: I'm obsessed, and you were like, have this one. I
Speaker 2: have another one?
Speaker 3: Yeah. That So I feel like that's completely appropriate between friends,
Speaker 3: you know. I mean I get sent a bunch of
Speaker 3: free stuff too, not like the level of Bethany Frankel,
Speaker 3: but I mean I get stuff away to friends, even
Speaker 3: if and I can see even if you tried it
Speaker 3: once and you're like, it's not really my color, not
Speaker 3: really my thing, but do you want it? It would be
Speaker 3: great for you. Like, I don't have a problem with that.
Speaker 3: I think the problem is just the cringiness of walking
Speaker 3: into a public space with a huge bag full of
Speaker 3: makeup that's been used one time and trying to pawn
Speaker 3: it off on poor Kenzuela. Yeah, And that was like,
Speaker 3: I was like, she just wouldn't stop. She's like, no,
Speaker 3: take it like you want it. And you could tell
Speaker 3: the woman like didn't want to have anything to do
Speaker 3: with it.
Speaker 2: She didn't know what was going on.
Speaker 3: I'm sure she didn't consent to being on her video.
Speaker 3: I mean, it was so bad.
Speaker 1: It would not only was it so bad, she said
Speaker 1: to my friend. And then she didn't even know Constreila's name,
Speaker 1: I know, and then she just kept going. And the
Speaker 1: part that really got me was now she already doesn't
Speaker 1: want your used products. She can tell she's uncomfortable, you
Speaker 1: can tell she doesn't want to be videoed. But then
Speaker 1: she says, I'm not allowed to take this because I'm
Speaker 1: at work. And then Bethany as if she owns TJ Max.
Speaker 3: It's like, I'll reach out. Yes, let me, let me
Speaker 3: get my people to reach out to their people, and
Speaker 3: I will make this happen. You can take my used makeup.
Speaker 3: It's not a problem. I will fix this. I will
Speaker 3: reach out. I was like, mine, goodness, let it go.
Speaker 1: And I just kind of wonder what kind of complex
Speaker 1: you have to have to get to that point, Because
Speaker 1: now she did an additional post which I think is
Speaker 1: also deleted, where it may not be deleted. I hope
Speaker 1: it was deleted because I felt awkward watching it where
Speaker 1: she talks about, yes, cancel me because I regift. Listen,
Speaker 1: I also regift if somebody gives me a nice candle
Speaker 1: and at somebody's like housewarming, all that nice candle unopened
Speaker 1: to my friend. Yeah, but the way that she says
Speaker 1: it is not like I'm giving regifting to my friend.
Speaker 1: She always tries to say her regifting is to someone
Speaker 1: that's in a position where they work for her or
Speaker 1: they've done something nice for her, or like it's always
Speaker 1: like I don't know, I just don't like that, like
Speaker 1: I am above everybody.
Speaker 3: Well, yeah, the gifting wasn't a regifting like you and
Speaker 3: I regift at Christmas time, I find some you know,
Speaker 3: makeup in my closet to give to like the kids,
Speaker 3: teacher or something like. That's the kind of regifting I do.
Speaker 3: And it's brand new. It's never been open too, yes,
Speaker 3: but this is like and she kept calling it brand new,
Speaker 3: but she'd be like, it's brand new, but I only
Speaker 3: used it once. But it's brand new, but I only
Speaker 3: used it once, Like I mean, like I'm gonna go
Speaker 3: to like I'm gonna go to you know, to Trader
Speaker 3: Joe's and get milk that's only been used once. Like now, yeah,
Speaker 3: brand new. I just respired yet, so it's fine.
Speaker 2: Well, she also did where she gave makeup to workers
Speaker 2: at a mini mart, and then somebody comments, why is
Speaker 2: the assumption that Consuela can't afford a Patrick taw palette
Speaker 2: genuine question been a long time follower, and she writes back,
Speaker 2: she's a cashier at TJ.
Speaker 3: Max, Oh my goodness, and.
Speaker 2: I just.
Speaker 1: Listen, I personally don't. It's just so out of touch.
Speaker 1: I personally don't even want to spend that kind of
Speaker 1: money for makeup myself. So I understand that she's saying
Speaker 1: it's expensive, But if you've opened that shit and you
Speaker 1: don't personally know the person, you don't give.
Speaker 2: It to anyone.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's the assumption that I think is so cringey.
Speaker 3: It's just the assumption that you know that people that
Speaker 3: work at TJ Max can't afford makeup, and it's so cringing.
Speaker 3: And she doubled down on it, like she knows that
Speaker 3: people are talking about this, they're talking about it negatively,
Speaker 3: like we can't believe that you did this, And she
Speaker 3: instead of like recognizing that maybe it was cringey and
Speaker 3: something that she did wrong, she doubles down. She's like
Speaker 3: me because she works at TJ Max. That's a lot.
Speaker 2: But also, do.
Speaker 1: You find it something that you do where you would
Speaker 1: film yourself doing any of your good deeds, Like, it's
Speaker 1: one thing if you're doing it on a television show,
Speaker 1: you're living out your regular life and whatever maybe that
Speaker 1: you're doing, that's one thing. Right when you're if you
Speaker 1: were to decide to like go through Starbucks sign where
Speaker 1: occasionally you know you'll pay for the person behind you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and I'm filming it, filming it. Look look what
Speaker 3: I'm doing.
Speaker 2: But by the way, that's actually a good deed. That's different.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know. I mean it's like, when her
Speaker 3: purpose is to be altruistic, then just be altruistic. You
Speaker 3: don't have to like put Consuela in your video and
Speaker 3: to make it look like you're a good person. Just
Speaker 3: be a good person. None haves to document somebody.
Speaker 2: And don't call somebody your friend if you don't know
Speaker 2: their fucking name. I think that's a general rule.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean that's that's like rule one oh one,
Speaker 3: you know in humanity, like, yeah, here's my friend, I'm sorry,
Speaker 3: what's your name? What's your name?
Speaker 1: And also I want to get Kenzuela on the phone
Speaker 1: and be like, I need to know if you actually
Speaker 1: ever complimented her all the time she's come in and
Speaker 1: purchased makeup, Has it always been you at this station?
Speaker 2: Like or did she just pick anybody random?
Speaker 3: It was anyone random. And I didn't even understand what
Speaker 3: she was saying they compliment her on She was like,
Speaker 3: they compliment me on my purchases or something like on
Speaker 3: her purchases like good job buying makeup. Like I don't
Speaker 3: understand compliment her on her purchases.
Speaker 1: It's one thing food. Sometimes we will be like, oh,
Speaker 1: that's my favorite yummy.
Speaker 3: But like, I don't know any who Isn't she a
Speaker 3: big advocate for you know, reality TV and you know,
Speaker 3: people should unionize and they should get paid what they're worth.
Speaker 3: And she made Consuela a reality star without giving her
Speaker 3: a contract or money. True, I think that, you know.
Speaker 1: In closing, I think Bethany is a big advocate for
Speaker 1: herself and she figures out anyway that she can get
Speaker 1: pressed and listen, you do you, but when you do
Speaker 1: make a mistake and listen, I put my foot in
Speaker 1: my mouth all the fucking time.
Speaker 2: But if I do make a mistake, I'm gonna say
Speaker 2: I'm sorry.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Well, let me ask you a question. If you
Speaker 3: were gonna, okay, you have your phone and you go
Speaker 3: into a public place, would you ask the person there
Speaker 3: before you film them and put them up on your Instagram?
Speaker 3: You know where you have like a million followers. I mean,
Speaker 3: I don't know how many followers Bethany has. I assume
Speaker 3: it's millions. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I mean the other day I was going into a
Speaker 1: doctor's office and we had to run through like a
Speaker 1: full sprinkler system because a truck had hit like whatever,
Speaker 1: the water thing and it was everywhere, and I did
Speaker 1: a video of it because it was hilarious, and before
Speaker 1: I posted, I looked behind me at the two other
Speaker 1: women and said, hey, guys, I know you don't even
Speaker 1: know who I am or anything, but I have a
Speaker 1: good amount of followers on Instagram.
Speaker 2: Are you okay with your face being in the background
Speaker 2: of this shit show?
Speaker 1: And they were both like, oh, yeah, it's totally fine, right,
Speaker 1: Like I think there's a level of respect, just like
Speaker 1: posting somebody else's kids or somebody at their job.
Speaker 3: It's just I don't know, I think it's but you know,
Speaker 3: and even the difference in that story that you just told,
Speaker 3: those are people in the background, Like you weren't making
Speaker 3: the video about them, like she made the video. The
Speaker 3: video is about Gonzuela. Yeah, I mean she's the star
Speaker 3: of the video. She didn't even I mean, yours are
Speaker 3: just background actors that just happened to like be in
Speaker 3: the shot.
Speaker 2: I mean by alone shot. Yeah, like the fault they
Speaker 2: had to be.
Speaker 3: There, right, And you still ask them how good would
Speaker 3: it have.
Speaker 1: Been if Consuela was like, this is my first day, right,
Speaker 1: She's like, and I don't know who you are, and
Speaker 1: we're not from get out. Oh my gosh, all right,
Speaker 1: you guys, we're gonna take a quick break and then
Speaker 1: we'll come back and we will recap the Real Housewives
Speaker 1: of New York. So we are back to recap the
Speaker 1: Real Housewives of New York. It starts off which Vessel
Speaker 1: says she thinks that Aaron does not believe that she
Speaker 1: grew up with nothing. Uba says, who is anyone to
Speaker 1: question where someone came from and how much money they
Speaker 1: had in their account? Jessel says she does not have
Speaker 1: to explain herself to anyone. Okay, do we think that
Speaker 1: Jessel is trying to create a storyline that paints a
Speaker 1: different portrait from the truth or do you think she
Speaker 1: was just sharing her story and is long winded.
Speaker 3: I don't know. I mean, I kind of can go
Speaker 3: either way. I really don't know. I when she was
Speaker 3: talking and she was explaining the uncles and living in
Speaker 3: Paris and like there's a painter or something, I was like,
Speaker 3: what the hell is she talking about? Like this doesn't
Speaker 3: make any sense to me at all? How did we
Speaker 3: get here? We're in Paris and we're talking about a
Speaker 3: photographer or something. But then she just, you know, she
Speaker 3: swore up and down. They're like, she came from nothing,
Speaker 3: and you know she only had twenty dollars when she
Speaker 3: went to New York. And then in my mind, I'm thinking,
Speaker 3: why would someone make that up? I mean, if I
Speaker 3: grew up wealthy, I would just own it and be like, yeah,
Speaker 3: I grow up wealthy. So I don't know, I don't
Speaker 3: really know. I guess I'm split on that. I don't know.
Speaker 2: I'm I was split on it too.
Speaker 1: And then I watched Aaron on Watch What Happens Live
Speaker 1: whatever it was last night or two nights ago, and
Speaker 1: she said, what what Jessel didn't actually realize is that
Speaker 1: if you're in a situation where you can live with
Speaker 1: your uncle and you can have an internship where you're
Speaker 1: not being paid, that itself is a privilege.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And I know Aaron said the uncle was wealthy.
Speaker 3: Is that confirmed? Like was he a wealthy uncle or
Speaker 3: do we not know? I don't think.
Speaker 1: I mean, I I think he's a wealthy uncle. I
Speaker 1: think he's a wealthy uncle from what I've looked into.
Speaker 1: But I also want to know the juxtaposition between at
Speaker 1: what point was Jessel. I don't know that Jessel was
Speaker 1: trying to one upside on who had a harder upbringing
Speaker 1: or up or even to Brent. I think she's just
Speaker 1: sharing her own personal thoughts on how she grew up,
Speaker 1: and she probably has no real reality of.
Speaker 3: Well, yeah, because if someone did grow up privileged and
Speaker 3: then they only had twenty dollars in their bank account
Speaker 3: and they weren't intern they probably think that's shit, right,
Speaker 3: Like they're like, it was so hard because that's their perception, right,
Speaker 3: So you know, I don't know, I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 3: Didn't she say her college was paid for? Though he
Speaker 3: didn't her parents pay for her school? I think so.
Speaker 1: I mean, I I think that we all have moments
Speaker 1: when we look back in parts of our life where
Speaker 1: I'm like, gosh, those first couple of years I was
Speaker 1: in LA were a little rough. I lived in that
Speaker 1: studio apartment on my freaking bunk bed futon and.
Speaker 2: We were rough in it.
Speaker 1: That being said, my parents still shipped my car out
Speaker 1: here for me, and you know, got my foot in
Speaker 1: the first door to get my first job. Like, there
Speaker 1: are things that I wouldn't have had if it wasn't
Speaker 1: for them.
Speaker 2: Did I have any money?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: Yeah, But did I grow up with money?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 2: So it's like, did.
Speaker 3: I have any money? No? Did I grow up with money? No?
Speaker 3: But but you have it now. I'm doing fine now,
Speaker 3: so it's all good. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I mean, I just think if she was doing it
Speaker 1: after cy was sharing her story, or Brenn was sharing
Speaker 1: her story in a way to say to try to
Speaker 1: one up theirs, I would think it was different.
Speaker 2: But I don't think that was necessarily the case. They
Speaker 2: asked her.
Speaker 3: They did ask her because they were saying that they
Speaker 3: knew about everyone else except for her, because she hadn't
Speaker 3: really shared any of her background or her family, and
Speaker 3: so I don't know. Then she did share, and then
Speaker 3: they didn't want to accept what she shared. So they're like,
Speaker 3: share your life, share it. And then she shares it
Speaker 3: and they're like, not that life.
Speaker 2: No, our life was worse, Like it's not a competition
Speaker 2: on her had a harder upbringing.
Speaker 1: At that point in time, if she would have cut
Speaker 1: off bren or Py mid sentence and been like, Wow,
Speaker 1: you have no idea how bad my life was, right
Speaker 1: then I would have been like fuck.
Speaker 2: You, Jessel.
Speaker 3: But at this point I was like, she just shared.
Speaker 2: She doesn't know anybody.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, she's sharing it. Was a like a
Speaker 3: odd way to share. I mean we had to go
Speaker 3: to Paris and then we were in Africa. I mean
Speaker 3: we had to go around the globe.
Speaker 1: So but I do feel like Jessel could be like
Speaker 1: I went to Starbucks and the girls would be like,
Speaker 1: you don't love coffee like we love coffee. Yeah, Like
Speaker 1: there's always something that she's gonna say that's gonna piss
Speaker 1: him off.
Speaker 3: Yeah, totally.
Speaker 1: And she doesn't fully like listen to what the other
Speaker 1: girls are saying either.
Speaker 2: I don't think.
Speaker 3: No, she doesn't. I like her husband, though he reminded
Speaker 3: me of Shane, doesn't he.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he actually, now that you say that, he does
Speaker 2: kind of remind me.
Speaker 3: Yeah, But I just want to say to Paot, like
Speaker 3: I think Pabot can run because Shane walked. Like I
Speaker 3: feel like like people probably get him because of Shane Simpson.
Speaker 3: I think he like paved the way for those men
Speaker 3: that aren't interested in filming and don't really give a
Speaker 3: crap about you know, their like what their image damage. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I mean Shane's like that he doesn't care, and I
Speaker 3: love it when he's like sixty two thousand for preschool,
Speaker 3: Like are you kidding? Like We're gonna pay for them
Speaker 3: to like paint and color like. That would have been Shane.
Speaker 3: I don't care how much money Shane has. If I
Speaker 3: told him we had to pay sixty two thousand for
Speaker 3: our kids to go to Montossori, he would have been like,
Speaker 3: are you kidding to the.
Speaker 1: Same school that Tom Cruise's son yet, I.
Speaker 3: Mean his children are adult children too, so it's not
Speaker 3: like you're going to rub shoulders with Tom Cruise. I mean, yeah,
Speaker 3: kids are adults.
Speaker 1: I Actually, I have noticed that there is a lot
Speaker 1: of fan love for Pavit now, where at the beginning
Speaker 1: it was a little rough, but then now people have
Speaker 1: kind of you're you're seeing a shift where people are starting.
Speaker 2: To love Jessel and Povet.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and it's kind of we just had to we
Speaker 1: had to stay the course, which I think is the
Speaker 1: same with Shane.
Speaker 2: At first, Shane, we didn't know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, I think I think so many husbands that
Speaker 3: you should ask Shane about this because he has such
Speaker 3: an opinion about husbands on housewife shows, like he's he's
Speaker 3: so opinionated, because I think he feels like so many
Speaker 3: husbands play up to the camera, you know, they're like,
Speaker 3: so what did you do at brunch with your girlfriends?
Speaker 3: And he's like, no one would ever actually ask that,
Speaker 3: And he doesn't do stuff like that. He never asked
Speaker 3: me things that He's like, I would never ask you that,
Speaker 3: So I'm not doing it, And I think I like Pap,
Speaker 3: it's the same ways. It's like I'm going to go
Speaker 3: where's you going like Vietnam to get a sandwich or
Speaker 3: it's like that's so Shane. He'd be like, I'm going
Speaker 3: to in and out. You've been film by yourself.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like I'm not going to waste my time asking
Speaker 1: you bullshit questions.
Speaker 3: Right. It did take Shane a full season to turn
Speaker 3: around to do the three three three seasons maybe two.
Speaker 1: I feel like it just took me one. I feel
Speaker 1: like the first season I was like, I think I
Speaker 1: didn't love like certain things he would say to you.
Speaker 1: But then I realized my husband says the same shit
Speaker 1: to me, So I'm like, that's why I'm actually, yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah he does. I've been in Vegas with you. He
Speaker 3: does say the same stuff.
Speaker 2: So I related to it.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I took personally as if Shane put those things to
Speaker 1: make right, then we have Brent chugging some pineapple juice
Speaker 1: and says that this is for you, Jenna.
Speaker 3: Is that a sexual window is the pineapple juice?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's supposed to make Well, here's the thing. I
Speaker 1: knew it was supposed to make sperm.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I didn't get but I didn't know that it
Speaker 3: made like your vagina tastes better.
Speaker 2: I mean, and what do we call vagina juice?
Speaker 3: What is it? I don't uh, I don't know, secret discharge.
Speaker 4: That's like from your uterus. I don't know, no, but
Speaker 4: I it's only for.
Speaker 3: Men, like I know, when Shane buys the pineapple juice
Speaker 3: at the grocery store, I got to hide.
Speaker 2: Out that you're gonna have to get on your knees
Speaker 2: and go to town. But I really didn't know that.
Speaker 1: I mean, I never I'm not a big pineapple juice drinker,
Speaker 1: so I've never been like, oh, that pineapple.
Speaker 2: Juice really made my pea smell good? Right like where
Speaker 2: you know asparagus is a problem.
Speaker 3: Yeah, asparagus is a problem. But I don't understand. So
Speaker 3: pineapple juice makes your vogina like taste fresh, fresh, fresh
Speaker 3: and fresh and citrusy.
Speaker 2: I don't know. But she kept doing it.
Speaker 1: But Brenn jokingly tells Jenna that she has a crush
Speaker 1: on her. Okay, I get that bren is a flirt,
Speaker 1: but at some point do we think that bren is
Speaker 1: taking her flirting a little too far? And if this
Speaker 1: was like reversed in any other situation, mm hm, I
Speaker 1: feel like we'd be in a pickle.
Speaker 3: I do think that her whole personality is just flirtatious,
Speaker 3: from the moment she gets up to the time she
Speaker 3: goes about. I bet she flirts with every single person
Speaker 3: she comes in contact with. And I actually find it cute,
Speaker 3: Like I find her to be funny and lighthearted and cute.
Speaker 3: And but I don't know, I worry about Jenna because
Speaker 3: I don't I worry that like she's gonna like hurt
Speaker 3: her or like break her little heart because I feel
Speaker 3: like Jenna is actually falling for her. I mean I
Speaker 3: felt like she was talking about how she was beautiful
Speaker 3: and you know, and she's always so insecure with herself,
Speaker 3: so to have like the hot, bodacious, like beautiful one
Speaker 3: like all over you, flirting with you, Like, I just
Speaker 3: don't want Jenna to get her little heart broken.
Speaker 2: See, I think Jenna.
Speaker 1: Is so grateful that Brenn is flirting with her so
Speaker 1: she can have something to talk about that actually doesn't
Speaker 1: affect her in any capacity, Like.
Speaker 3: You mean, like something lighthearted, so we're not like r
Speaker 3: like it.
Speaker 1: Because these were her best confessionals this episode, making the
Speaker 1: jokes about Bret, like like, oh, of course I'm going
Speaker 1: to make her sign a pre nap like all of
Speaker 1: those confessionals.
Speaker 2: I was like, yeah, Jnah, you're funny.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Like she finally she finally got the opportunity to
Speaker 3: be lighthearted, Like she's definitely the HBI C Like all
Speaker 3: these women are like, you know, bowing down to her
Speaker 3: when she walks into the room. But she has so
Speaker 3: much more vulnerability than any of the other ones. Like
Speaker 3: she's so hard and and boss and and since and
Speaker 3: like I want to hug her all at the same time,
Speaker 3: you know.
Speaker 1: But also I don't find her judgmental, not at all
Speaker 1: like you would think normally when you take lessons from her. Oh,
Speaker 1: like she really seems like pretty to me at least, Like, yeah,
Speaker 1: she seems like she has her own boundaries. She seems
Speaker 1: like she knows what she wants and she likes and listen,
Speaker 1: I can pay for what I want to do.
Speaker 2: So I'm gonna fucking do it the way I want
Speaker 2: to do it. And you know what, great you should.
Speaker 3: But most of the.
Speaker 1: Time when you get women, I'm not gonna name names,
Speaker 1: maybe somebody on your show, and I think there's someone
Speaker 1: on Salt Lake, et cetera, et cetera.
Speaker 2: Probably someone on Beverly Hills, where they have the.
Speaker 1: Most money in a setting, they then have this like
Speaker 1: need Oh it's I was watching even Camille season one
Speaker 1: on Beverly Hills and just this need to like throw
Speaker 1: it in your face. Yeah, that she's above you financially,
Speaker 1: or that her husband. But then I was wondering, is
Speaker 1: that because, all right, guys, is that because Jenna made
Speaker 1: her money herself versus her husband?
Speaker 3: Oh? You mean, like when women marry into it and
Speaker 3: then all of a sudden they have a bunch of
Speaker 3: money that they didn't have before, they feel the need
Speaker 3: to constantly talk about it and they have a superiority
Speaker 3: complex and they're like, I'm better than everyone else. But
Speaker 3: if you earned it on your own, you have respect
Speaker 3: for you.
Speaker 2: I'm wondering if that's it. I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 1: We haven't gotten past Jenna Lyon's mom's situation. I don't
Speaker 1: know how she grew up, but like there's room for
Speaker 1: us to learn more. By the way, I also just
Speaker 1: saw this on my Instagram. Not that I wasn't completely
Speaker 1: focused on our conversation right here, but they just said rumored.
Speaker 1: Leah McSweeney in talks to join next season of Real
Speaker 1: Housewives of New York just bruce up the cast.
Speaker 2: Do you believe that?
Speaker 3: I don't think the castane is brucing up. I think
Speaker 3: it's really good. Me too, I really do. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Then Jessel's past it's brought up again. Jessel says she's
Speaker 1: not comparing herself to her sigh. Aaron says, you had
Speaker 1: a completely fine life. Jessel says, how could you know that?
Speaker 1: Did you live my life? Aaron sarcastically says your life
Speaker 1: was so difficult you had to live with your rich uncle.
Speaker 1: Si gets upset and starts yelling at Jessel that her parents'
Speaker 1: story is not her story. Jessel says that your new
Speaker 1: name is Queen of Assumption. Okay, I at this point,
Speaker 1: if I was Jessla, I'd be like, you want my story.
Speaker 2: I'm surrounded by a bunch of fucking assholes. You asked
Speaker 2: my story and I gave it to you. You don't like it,
Speaker 2: I'm wrong about it. Sorry, But like you asked, well, I.
Speaker 3: Just don't understand why they have such an opinion about
Speaker 3: her life. Do they know any They said at the table,
Speaker 3: they don't know anything about her, so they don't. They
Speaker 3: don't know anything. So then when she tells them, why
Speaker 3: are they so hell bent on telling her that's not
Speaker 3: how she really grew up? Where does that even come from?
Speaker 3: Except they just want to jump on her. I think
Speaker 3: they want.
Speaker 1: I think because the way she started out this season
Speaker 1: with the is it.
Speaker 3: The British accent?
Speaker 2: Is that why?
Speaker 3: It's like everybody thinks she's wealthy because she has the
Speaker 3: British accent.
Speaker 1: Like I mean, I did ask her when she was
Speaker 1: on the pod. I said, listen, there's all these rumors
Speaker 1: online that you went to this top prep school in
Speaker 1: college and blah blah blah, and she's.
Speaker 2: Like, it's not true.
Speaker 3: Then they sit down for another dinner.
Speaker 1: I feel like they've eaten ninety percent of this episode,
Speaker 1: but they.
Speaker 3: They do eat a lot. I was like, there's a
Speaker 3: lot of eating going on.
Speaker 2: There's a lot of eating, and then complaining about what
Speaker 2: they're eating.
Speaker 3: And does Aaron really not have food ever? Is that
Speaker 3: why she's so thin? Is that like the key to
Speaker 3: her diet is just not see.
Speaker 2: One of the things she ate was just like, well
Speaker 2: she is int a green juice. We know that.
Speaker 1: And we saw at one point one of her meals
Speaker 1: was like some avocado with like some pepper on it,
Speaker 1: and I was like, probably not going to do it
Speaker 1: for me, right, I was.
Speaker 3: Like, I don't. I really like her, but I don't
Speaker 3: know if I can hang out with her because apparently
Speaker 3: food is not number one at the top of her
Speaker 3: priority list, so we cannot be friends.
Speaker 1: Well, I'm actually bummed because when Tarmor and I had
Speaker 1: her on the pod, somebody had told us incorrect information.
Speaker 2: Like just they gave us.
Speaker 1: They were like, just so you know before you have
Speaker 1: Aaron on, this isn't somebody that works on our pod.
Speaker 2: This is just like in the room or a housewife Meil, Yeah.
Speaker 1: Aaron is like the least one on this season. She's
Speaker 1: not a part of anything. She's boring, she's blah.
Speaker 2: Blah blah gave us. And then now I'm watching the season,
Speaker 2: I'm like, fuck, did.
Speaker 3: They say that?
Speaker 2: Because you made me believe that she wasn't gonna get anything.
Speaker 3: She argues with everybody. She argues with any like you
Speaker 3: don't argue with anyone at any time, at any place.
Speaker 1: Like she is such a good arguer and she believes it,
Speaker 1: and it's she's all we need. Like she is the
Speaker 1: Tamra of New York. Like she makes sure that the
Speaker 1: storyline is fucking moving.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, she's good. I was like, damn, she just
Speaker 3: she's I like when she walked out of the I
Speaker 3: don't even know if this is the last episode because
Speaker 3: I watched all Tenant one time. It's all one big episod.
Speaker 3: It was to me at this point, You're like the
Speaker 3: marathon movie I watched, but the wreathmaking killed me. She's
Speaker 3: just like, fuck everybody, I'm out of here. I was like,
Speaker 3: you go, she's good.
Speaker 2: You can make your read off.
Speaker 1: Then you know, as they sit down at their dinner,
Speaker 1: they have to tell their most embarrassing story. So before
Speaker 1: we get into their most embarrassing story, what's yours?
Speaker 3: Probably when I was really mad at Shane, like really upset,
Speaker 3: and I was texting him like you know how when
Speaker 3: you get mad at your husband and you do like
Speaker 3: the crazy ass wife text where you're just like boom boom,
Speaker 3: just they just keep popping up like boom boom boom.
Speaker 3: I was really mad at him about something and I
Speaker 3: was just blowing up his phone and I was telling
Speaker 3: him off, and I accidentally texted his mom and dad
Speaker 3: on a group chat and said him, I went off
Speaker 3: on him to his mother and father.
Speaker 2: To his core, like you ripped him?
Speaker 3: Yes, And can I ever mind everyone that my mother
Speaker 3: in law is Persian and Persian moms do not. Did
Speaker 3: she respond, yes, she did, Yes, she went off on me.
Speaker 2: No, yes, yes, she Mama beared you at that.
Speaker 3: Oh man, I was like, I gotta get divorced, like
Speaker 3: I can't. I can't help her look at her. I
Speaker 3: can't ever show myself around here again.
Speaker 2: How long into the relationship was it? This was I
Speaker 2: was like last week.
Speaker 3: It was twenty nineteen. It was right before I had
Speaker 3: my uh my hip or place I'll never forget because
Speaker 3: I was in Ohio and I had the kids with me,
Speaker 3: and I just went off on him and I was
Speaker 3: just relentless, and man, I cannot believe I sent it
Speaker 3: to his mom and dad. It was like I, yeah
Speaker 3: it was. And she came back at me hard. I
Speaker 3: thought when I and I called Shane, I was like,
Speaker 3: how do I undersend a text? How do I unsend
Speaker 3: a text?
Speaker 2: Now they have that feature, Thank god.
Speaker 3: I feel like it was because of me. I feel
Speaker 3: like they were like, tam you heard about that, Emily,
Speaker 3: We're gonna do on send for you.
Speaker 2: Send me a screenshot of these texts so I can
Speaker 2: feel bad.
Speaker 3: I don't hate. No, I have deleted them. They are gone.
Speaker 3: I never wanted to see those texts again. It's like
Speaker 3: it was traumatic. I mean it was beyond embarrassing. It
Speaker 3: was that's beyond just embarrassed.
Speaker 2: Yeah. No, I mean that's a pretty good one. Mine isn't.
Speaker 1: Mine is just something that is stuck with me since
Speaker 1: the third grade. I have this really awkward sneeze now
Speaker 1: where I go. And it's because I was very like
Speaker 1: the dorkiest third fourth grader you could ever imagine, Like
Speaker 1: I had buck teeth. So then I would put like
Speaker 1: a like a fake retainer in because I wanted people
Speaker 1: to believe I was trying to fix the problem.
Speaker 3: Did you use like a paper clip paper clip like.
Speaker 1: Fake headgear like the big Fisher priced glasses, like the
Speaker 1: biggest goober and it was like computer class. Remember when
Speaker 1: you would have computer class, you'd like type and they
Speaker 1: put a box over your hands.
Speaker 3: No, I'm older than you. I didn't have computers, so.
Speaker 4: I had Well maybe it was typing class, like make
Speaker 4: a cursive class.
Speaker 2: Well, either way, I went to have a big sneeze.
Speaker 1: And the biggest freaking toot sneeze came out at the
Speaker 1: same fucking time.
Speaker 3: Oh you farted, sneeze?
Speaker 2: Yeah, like it was like a hutch.
Speaker 3: It was like a snart.
Speaker 2: And I've never to this to this day.
Speaker 1: And I realized, this isn't that embarrassing, but it is
Speaker 1: something that has stuck with me my entire life.
Speaker 3: Everyone hear it.
Speaker 2: Everyone heard it, Everyone laughed. Everyone pointed at me.
Speaker 3: Do you think she farted? Do you think she sneezed?
Speaker 1: Like?
Speaker 2: Which one was it? Nobody was clever enough to say
Speaker 2: schnart like it just was.
Speaker 1: And to this day now I have a terrible sneeze
Speaker 1: where I never I never get to an enjoy a
Speaker 1: sneeze and let it out.
Speaker 3: Oh, I say so, your your sneeze is like a
Speaker 3: traumatized sneeze. Yeah, he killed it. You you cleanch your
Speaker 3: butt cheeks when you Yes, so that you don't fart
Speaker 3: at the same time.
Speaker 2: Because what happens if that's just my thing.
Speaker 3: Well, it's funny. How old are you?
Speaker 2: Forty two?
Speaker 3: Well it's funny at forty two. You should just let
Speaker 3: it go.
Speaker 2: I'm too frightened because I know absolutely not.
Speaker 1: And my daughter has like a similar thing that has happened,
Speaker 1: but she doesn't seem embarrassed about it.
Speaker 2: And then I was like, what the fuck's wrong with me?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Anyways, friends was that when she was twelve to thirteen,
Speaker 1: she got her period, didn't know what to do, so
Speaker 1: she grabbed a tampon and put it in her butt.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I don't know about that. I don't believe the
Speaker 3: true story. No, because I'm sorry. Even if you don't
Speaker 3: know a lot about anatomy or maybe your mom didn't
Speaker 3: explain things to you, I still feel like you know
Speaker 3: that the blood is not coming from your butthole, right.
Speaker 2: Well, I can say after having kids sometimes the butt
Speaker 2: blood is coming from my.
Speaker 3: She didn't have kids. She's she's like, what thirteen and
Speaker 3: it's not easy. A tampon is completely dry. How are
Speaker 3: you going to get it up your butthole? I don't know.
Speaker 2: Can you try after and let me know next week
Speaker 2: how it.
Speaker 3: Went for you. So I see my homework assignment as
Speaker 3: trying to put a tampon in my ass.
Speaker 2: All right, good luck to you.
Speaker 1: No, Lou Jessel says she was at a club during
Speaker 1: spring break and she was trying to wave down her
Speaker 1: friends slip down, the bra came off the This was
Speaker 1: Jessel's best story.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I love the story because I have this vision
Speaker 3: of like a club in Mexico where her top fall
Speaker 3: blob and then everybody's just like, yeah, I think it's
Speaker 3: part of the show.
Speaker 2: Jessel.
Speaker 1: Of course, Ray Fines was involved in her tripping story,
Speaker 1: which made it less funny to me because I'm like,
Speaker 1: of course, yeah, celebrity involved, that is fancy.
Speaker 3: Did she get a gift bag at the end of
Speaker 3: the She's like, thank you for lifting me up, and
Speaker 3: here's the gift. Thank you.
Speaker 1: This is my brand and this is pre Instagram probably
Speaker 1: right right on your Facebook check.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Then Si was at a track meet and pooped your pants.
Speaker 1: You know what, that's the shits. I can't I feel
Speaker 1: like something like that would happen to me.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I feel like with athletes though, maybe that just
Speaker 3: happens often because if you're an athlete and you gotta
Speaker 3: run a race or you're gonna swim or something like,
Speaker 3: you just can't be like, excuse me, Can we just
Speaker 3: all take a break so I can go poop? Like,
Speaker 3: you just have to go with it.
Speaker 2: Hold on, we're thinking that swim Olympic swimmers are just
Speaker 2: going why not?
Speaker 3: I mean, they can't just be like, no, don't blow
Speaker 3: the whistle, I got diarrhea. They just have to go.
Speaker 3: I think there's a.
Speaker 1: Fine if you shit in the pool, because every time
Speaker 1: Dove does that her swim class, it's two hundred and
Speaker 1: fifty dollars for me, like the tongue lashing I give her.
Speaker 3: Or how many times if you had to pay that
Speaker 3: fine is multiple times. That's more than the swim lessons.
Speaker 2: Of course, the swim lessons twenty five dollars.
Speaker 4: And here's the thing.
Speaker 1: She's one hundred percent potty train. She makes no mistakes,
Speaker 1: but she gets into the pool and it relaxes her. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and then she's like, I'll know I'll be watching this
Speaker 1: one lesson and she's like.
Speaker 3: And I'm like, dub, you just get out your checkbook.
Speaker 1: You're like, I'm like, Dube, what are you doing and
Speaker 1: uh yeah, so nice that she's just taking a shit. AnyWho,
Speaker 1: then we get to the final drama. I'm very torn
Speaker 1: on this issue. One, how do you feel about pranks?
Speaker 3: I mean, I like pranks. I think they're funny. I
Speaker 3: would like to prank someone, But if I was going
Speaker 3: to prank someone like it would be a good prank,
Speaker 3: I feel like it needs a lot of thought going
Speaker 3: into it, not just like pushing somebody in the pool
Speaker 3: or like you know, like the taking of the cell phone.
Speaker 3: Those are like basic level pranks.
Speaker 1: To me, It's okay. The first push in the pool
Speaker 1: is funny. A push back is not that funny.
Speaker 2: But here's the part that I just really don't understand.
Speaker 1: I get that you're in a foreign country, you're upset
Speaker 1: you don't have your phone, But she her fucking phone
Speaker 1: in the first place.
Speaker 2: Read this renter Van or wherever it is that she
Speaker 2: left it, She didn't notice it was gone, and then
Speaker 2: she found it.
Speaker 1: Why the level of rage the next day at that point,
Speaker 1: I wonder, has someone gone to Uba and been like, listen,
Speaker 1: you had COVID for two weeks. You weren't really a
Speaker 1: part of the show, right, Yes, you are funny and
Speaker 1: you're beautiful, but you haven't caused any drama.
Speaker 2: Figure something out, yeah, and do it.
Speaker 3: Like that too. Yeah. I was like, oh, okay, so
Speaker 3: we're gonna just do the cell phone. We're just gonna
Speaker 3: go with the cell phone like there's nothing else. We're
Speaker 3: just gonna be like you will talk by cell phone.
Speaker 3: I mean, I yeah, I really.
Speaker 2: I mean if it was forty five minutes, who gives
Speaker 2: a shit?
Speaker 3: Yeah, and she gave it back to her. It's not
Speaker 3: like she withheld it. She's like, oh, yeah, you left
Speaker 3: it in the van. I was gonna play a prank
Speaker 3: on you. Here's your here's your cell phone.
Speaker 1: And it wasn't even her that pushed her back in
Speaker 1: the pool. So like, I feel like Aaron's saying she
Speaker 1: was scared of Uba though, takes her from an errand
Speaker 1: to a karan. That's the only thing, Like did you
Speaker 1: have a moment where you felt scared of her?
Speaker 2: Eron? Yeah, I mean scared, like because Aaron says I
Speaker 2: was scared, No, I don't.
Speaker 3: I didn't see. I didn't think she was scary.
Speaker 2: I didn't think she was scary. I thought she was overreacting.
Speaker 3: I thought she was overreacting too. I thought she was
Speaker 3: way overreacting. I thought it was odd. I thought it
Speaker 3: was odd behavior. And I wouldn't have been scared in
Speaker 3: that situation at all, because I would have been like,
Speaker 3: I gave you your phone. You're acting like a nut.
Speaker 1: I gave you your phone that you left for the record.
Speaker 1: You should be grateful and shut the phone. But also
Speaker 1: at that moment, Aaron, speak up. You have told everybody
Speaker 1: else that she left the phone, but have you actually
Speaker 1: said it to Uba.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's the part I didn't understand either. I was like,
Speaker 3: why are you not just explaining that she left it
Speaker 3: on the van? The driver gave it to you, and
Speaker 3: you held on to it, and then she noticed that
Speaker 3: it was gone, and then you gave it back like
Speaker 3: I don't even know.
Speaker 2: It's not even a rank ever, it's not even funny.
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 3: I was like, it's not even a good prank, and
Speaker 3: you gave it right back to her.
Speaker 2: And I'm sorry, Uba, if you have so many people
Speaker 2: to call and you have so much storyline, tell us
Speaker 2: because you've.
Speaker 3: Given us nothing. Yeah, she really hasn't.
Speaker 2: I love Uba. I think she's funny. I think she's good.
Speaker 1: You can tell something something else has got to be
Speaker 1: bothering her to take for her to go to a
Speaker 1: ten over the cell phone.
Speaker 3: Yeah, totally, But I mean that's the end.
Speaker 2: Of the episode.
Speaker 1: Uh. Fan thoughts that are split between thinking Aaron is
Speaker 1: ridiculous and UBA's overreacting same as us. Yeah, people are
Speaker 1: wondering why Brend makes everything about sex. I think that's
Speaker 1: her tool, Like that's what she knows.
Speaker 3: I think you know, when you when you hear her
Speaker 3: background and how she grew up. I think a lot
Speaker 3: of times when you grow up in a situation like that,
Speaker 3: you come up with coping mechanisms, and and she's funny.
Speaker 2: She's able to make every situation lighter because of it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean if I enjoy her, I you know, honestly,
Speaker 3: when I saw the intros and she was like, make
Speaker 3: me mad, I'll date your dad, and she was younger
Speaker 3: and she was pretty, I was like, oh my.
Speaker 2: God, really I was scared. I couldn't.
Speaker 3: I was like, I don't know if I can stomach this.
Speaker 3: And then I really actually find her to be clever
Speaker 3: and witty and funny, and I love how she's just
Speaker 3: like she gets mad but then she just laughs it
Speaker 3: off and she's cute I don't know, it's just it.
Speaker 2: Doesn't take herself too seriously.
Speaker 1: No, what I can say which I cannot say about
Speaker 1: any other cast, I don't think.
Speaker 2: I don't. I think I enjoy everybody on this cast. Yeah,
Speaker 2: Like there's no one. At first it was Jessel for me,
Speaker 2: but she's she's come around.
Speaker 1: Maybe because once I meet, once I talk to you
Speaker 1: on the pod, then I feel like I have a connection.
Speaker 2: Actually, yeah, but there's no one that I'm like, oh,
Speaker 2: she's the worst.
Speaker 3: Yeah, No, I would agree. I like the cast, and
Speaker 3: I like them all together. I like how they all
Speaker 3: you know, they all communicate well, which I think is
Speaker 3: good for a cast. I would wouldn't say that. You
Speaker 3: know other casts do? I feel like things go from
Speaker 3: zero to one hundred on other casts. Yeah, it's just
Speaker 3: like you have two people going at it. But I
Speaker 3: think New York does a really good job of everybody
Speaker 3: being involved in the in the conversation and everybody communicating
Speaker 3: and everybody adding, but nobody taking themselves so seriously that
Speaker 3: they get so pissed that it goes to like a
Speaker 3: def con level. You know, they always ruin your career exactly,
Speaker 3: They always bring it back down and then it ends
Speaker 3: on some lighthearted note where they really are friendly and
Speaker 3: really enjoy each other.
Speaker 2: And I like that, I think because they're all new.
Speaker 3: But you know, speaking of things that.
Speaker 1: Way to ruin people's lives and cause major drama. We're
Speaker 1: going to take a quick little break and then we're
Speaker 1: going to be back to recap Real Housewives of Salt
Speaker 1: Lake City, So we are back to talk about all
Speaker 1: things Salt Lake City. The main takeaway from this episode
Speaker 1: for me is we're going to have to do a
Speaker 1: podcast from Trixa Hotel.
Speaker 3: I totally agree. I couldn't stop searing all the cute
Speaker 3: rooms and the pink and I wanted a pink drink.
Speaker 3: It was amazing, all of it.
Speaker 2: That was great.
Speaker 3: Well, you know what, Also, I was a little jealous
Speaker 3: because I'm like, we're in Orange County. I'm only what
Speaker 3: two hours away? Why have I never filmed there? Why
Speaker 3: did they come all the way from Salt Lake City
Speaker 3: and end up at the Trixy Motel and it's literally
Speaker 3: in my backyard and we've never filmed there.
Speaker 1: It starts off with Meredith as shocked to see Angie.
Speaker 1: She calls it ill mannered and rude that Whitney invited
Speaker 1: Angie without asking the hostess. How would you have handled
Speaker 1: the situation if you're a Meredith.
Speaker 3: Well, I don't know. Can we first back it up
Speaker 3: and say, is it ill mannered and rude that Angie
Speaker 3: wasn't invited in the first place?
Speaker 2: When Angie is a housewife. I'm sorry, we have to
Speaker 2: break the fourth wall at this point. I mean, you
Speaker 2: and your entitlement.
Speaker 3: I just I'm like, well she, I mean, I know,
Speaker 3: we're okay. I mean, she's on the cast. There's six housewives,
Speaker 3: she's one of them. And you're going to plan a
Speaker 3: trip and exclude one person out. I mean that's rude.
Speaker 3: That's I mean, even if you don't like them, just
Speaker 3: to exclude someone and they're supposed to just sit at
Speaker 3: home while everybody else goes in film somewhere, I mean,
Speaker 3: that's terrible.
Speaker 1: And let's also there are situations where I am sure
Speaker 1: that at some point somebody said to Whitney, figure out
Speaker 1: a way that Angie's I don't think Whitney on her own,
Speaker 1: you don't.
Speaker 2: Really a clever idea.
Speaker 3: You don't think when he had like a bubble up
Speaker 3: here that was like bring Angie, there would be a
Speaker 3: brilliant plan No, and go early. That'll be fun.
Speaker 2: I'm going to book my own travel this time around.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 3: But I think that it really just shows.
Speaker 1: How annoying it is when you see a senior housewife
Speaker 1: that has been there longer try to ice out somebody new.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's hurtful. That's why I was like, I get
Speaker 3: the whole ill mannered and rude, but like, you didn't
Speaker 3: include her in the first place. So I mean, if
Speaker 3: we want to talk about rude, that was mean. That
Speaker 3: was mean, that's unspirited.
Speaker 1: And honestly, like, to be honest, Meredith, it's not your
Speaker 1: place to exclude somebody that they've cast on the show
Speaker 1: to not It's one thing if you don't want to
Speaker 1: include them on your kid's birthday party or something that
Speaker 1: involves your family.
Speaker 3: Right, but a cast trip like you don't get to
Speaker 3: make that call.
Speaker 2: Go kick rocks, like honestly, and we all know how
Speaker 2: those trips are in general. One person's the planner, please, yeah,
Speaker 2: fucking please.
Speaker 1: But then what I thought was even more rude was
Speaker 1: Angie is now trying to be nice, she says. She
Speaker 1: tells Mary come over and sit with us, and Mary says,
Speaker 1: I'm not coming over there. Please stop talking to me
Speaker 1: like that.
Speaker 2: I don't.
Speaker 3: I didn't think it was rude. I thought it was hilarious.
Speaker 3: I if you look up zero fucks given in the dictionary,
Speaker 3: like there is a picture of Mary Cosby, I have
Speaker 3: never seen someone so with so little care for any
Speaker 3: other human being before.
Speaker 2: But you have to also keep in mind this woman
Speaker 2: is a pastor, I know, but it's hilarious.
Speaker 3: I she it's like less than zero. She's like some
Speaker 3: zero fox given, Like she's everyone's orbiting this way on
Speaker 3: the planet and she's orbiting the other by herself. I
Speaker 3: find her hilarious. I really don't.
Speaker 1: I find it hilarious because it's so ridiculous. But I
Speaker 1: at least like when somebody's being ridiculous for it to
Speaker 1: be based in somewhat like some sort of truth in
Speaker 1: some capacity.
Speaker 3: I think, I think, on Mary, you just got to
Speaker 3: let that one go. Well, Mary, I ask you know
Speaker 3: what I find funny. I think I think everyone's reaction
Speaker 3: to her is funny because when she says it, no
Speaker 3: one even reacts. They're just like, okay, no.
Speaker 1: It's like baby Dove says something and we all just
Speaker 1: like kind of laugh at it and act like it's
Speaker 1: not inappropriate.
Speaker 2: Meanwhile, she's like punching us in the arm or the fat.
Speaker 3: I mean, it's just like everybody's just like I don't know,
Speaker 3: but I do like how she didn't want to come
Speaker 3: sit with them, but then the first thing she doesn't
Speaker 3: sit down and start talking to them.
Speaker 4: Yeah, she's like, I don't want to sit with you
Speaker 4: and don't talk to me.
Speaker 3: Oh but why did you guys come early? You make
Speaker 3: no sense?
Speaker 2: She makes absolutely no sense.
Speaker 1: But then Mary asks Whitney why they are so. She
Speaker 1: says it feels childish, child as if refusing to come
Speaker 1: sit with them and screaming across the pool is not child.
Speaker 3: Why don't think she has a large vocabulary, as we
Speaker 3: see later.
Speaker 1: Why love when somebody gets something wrong and then they
Speaker 1: get mad and on it and then they have to
Speaker 1: ask their puking friend, right, I know, if she's like.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: Then Angie says Whitney's being inclusive, and Mary says, I
Speaker 1: wasn't talking to you.
Speaker 2: How would you like if you were actually there?
Speaker 1: Though I know you're finding it hilarious outside of imagining
Speaker 1: you were in that situation, how would you've actually responded
Speaker 1: to Mary, if she was speaking to you like she
Speaker 1: did to either Angie or Whitney at.
Speaker 3: This time, I probably would have lost it. They have
Speaker 3: a lot more patience than I do. I mean I
Speaker 3: would have probably gone off on her.
Speaker 2: I can't even imagine.
Speaker 1: Because then Meredith walks past Whitney, Angie, and Lisa by
Speaker 1: the pool like somehow it was like she was trying
Speaker 1: to give like fashion model, but really it was like,
Speaker 1: I'm feeling insecure, nervous, and I was like, that looked
Speaker 1: like my one step at New York Fashion, which ever
Speaker 1: been more uncomfortable and awkward, but trying to be a badass,
Speaker 1: but like the least close to badass you.
Speaker 3: Well, I'm sure she was regretting that motel because she
Speaker 3: had to walk outside to get to the other room,
Speaker 3: and she had to pass the pool. There was no
Speaker 3: hallway she could go down.
Speaker 1: Then Meredith tells Angie that she didn't know she would
Speaker 1: be here so she can shop alone, so they pick this.
Speaker 2: Also, I thought, was I didn't get it. I didn't
Speaker 2: think it was funny. They all had the same fucking store.
Speaker 2: I'm confused.
Speaker 3: I was like, are you swirl and right? And why
Speaker 3: didn't we get invited. I think they were at two
Speaker 3: different stores, but I didn't understand why there were so
Speaker 3: many in one store, Like there's four girls in one Well,
Speaker 3: I guess you can only do four and two right
Speaker 3: if you double up?
Speaker 2: Well now that was five.
Speaker 3: But yeah, the editors put when they were putting the
Speaker 3: groups of girls like the two shopping and then they
Speaker 3: put Angie and herself.
Speaker 4: But also why did they all have on like like
Speaker 4: tea like they were going to a tea party?
Speaker 1: Yeah? What are those called the little clip things that
Speaker 1: you get where they fascinator?
Speaker 2: Fascinators?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Like was there a theme? I'm hot? I don't know,
Speaker 3: but why does Palm Springs have so many fascinators? Like
Speaker 3: where is there a shop with that many fascinators? Where
Speaker 3: are they go?
Speaker 2: Well, there are polo fields in Palm Springs, so maybe
Speaker 2: is that way?
Speaker 3: Like women dress up? But then Heather's dressed like a
Speaker 3: nineties like boy band or something like.
Speaker 1: I don't even understand what I was like, it's gotta
Speaker 1: be hot, like I you have to be sweating, and
Speaker 1: like I'm someone that I'm sweating in my room right
Speaker 1: now and it's like sixty eight degrees in here, Like
Speaker 1: I can't, and that might be menopause, but I cannot
Speaker 1: even imagine. Like Lisa's pretty much naked. She's in her
Speaker 1: like rejected Coachella outfit that just picked for her. Meredith
Speaker 1: doesn't even take her swimsuit off from underneath the dress.
Speaker 3: But I know I noticed that. I was like, you
Speaker 3: can still see her bikini under her yellow dress? What
Speaker 3: is going on?
Speaker 1: I didn't understand the picking out the outfits, but I mean,
Speaker 1: it was supposed to be like I mean, her whole
Speaker 1: explanation was it was supposed to be like a like
Speaker 1: a trust you know, a trust experiment where the other
Speaker 1: person picks out something for you and you're supposed to
Speaker 1: trust what they give you to wear.
Speaker 3: I don't know everything.
Speaker 2: The only people that I thought kind of tried to
Speaker 2: do right by each other.
Speaker 3: Were Monica, Oh yeah, or did they make that up? Monica?
Speaker 2: Oh you're right?
Speaker 1: Were Monica and Mary yeah? Just because they were asking
Speaker 1: each other do you like that? Like they actually went
Speaker 1: just because.
Speaker 3: They were alone. They weren't with the other women, so
Speaker 3: they didn't know what was They didn't know. They actually
Speaker 3: like followed the assignment. They were like, oh, this actually
Speaker 3: seems like it might look good on you.
Speaker 1: I mean, every single one of their outfits except for
Speaker 1: those two were absolutely ridiculous. But Auntie, you can tell
Speaker 1: it's starting to hurt her feelings. You have to also
Speaker 1: you didn't probably watch last season, but Angie on the
Speaker 1: cast trip last year when she was a friend of Jinshaw.
Speaker 2: Poured a drink on her head. Oh well, like right
Speaker 2: after a fresh blowout.
Speaker 3: Like there were only two trips where she got alcohol
Speaker 3: poured on her, and then the second trip she didn't
Speaker 3: write it at all, like this isn't a.
Speaker 1: Warm welcome, Yeah, and then her friend that she's now
Speaker 1: brought onto the show, which who knows how real? That's
Speaker 1: the whole situation, right, any chance she can get she
Speaker 1: is kind of up meriteth sass, Yeah she is.
Speaker 3: I actually enjoy her in her confessionals, but not so
Speaker 3: much with the other women saying that's the same thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and her confessionals when she's open and she's she's funny,
Speaker 1: she's funny, and she's she's funny occasionally. But I do
Speaker 1: think she's making it a point. I don't know if
Speaker 1: she's like wanting to double down on just maybe getting
Speaker 1: I don't know why they all want Angie outa there.
Speaker 3: I didn't understand that either. I don't I still, what
Speaker 3: is it? I didn't understand it either, And I felt
Speaker 3: like I felt badly for her because I felt like
Speaker 3: all her conversations that she was trying to have with Meredith,
Speaker 3: I felt like they were really reasonable and like she
Speaker 3: was actually starting off like, hey, let's just you know,
Speaker 3: I mean, she was being kind. She was like, what's
Speaker 3: the problem with me? I don't really understand it, and
Speaker 3: I don't know. And then Meredith was just like she
Speaker 3: became like a whole other person. It was like a
Speaker 3: like she needed like an exorcism.
Speaker 1: No, I mean, speaking of accents, the only person that
Speaker 1: had a worse accent than us you're on this bond
Speaker 1: was was it an accent.
Speaker 3: Or did she just become a whole new person Because
Speaker 3: I couldn't understand what was going on, she was like,
Speaker 3: you can live. I was like, what is that? I
Speaker 3: don't understand what's going on?
Speaker 1: I mean, I well, first off, you know, whenever that
Speaker 1: you're at a dinner and they start playing games, I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: shit's getting boring. Yeah, and someone's like, all right, we
Speaker 1: got to figure out how to spice this up, it's
Speaker 1: inappropriate game that's going to make people off. And Heather
Speaker 1: says that her cold and prickly for Angie is that
Speaker 1: she doesn't trust her and even though they grow up together.
Speaker 1: And then of course they did Angie dirty by showing
Speaker 1: her high school photo.
Speaker 3: I was like, is that the same person?
Speaker 2: I was like what.
Speaker 1: Meanwhile, Heather's like never, like, it's Heather's best photo she's
Speaker 1: ever taken out right.
Speaker 3: You know what that editor likes Heather, They're like, a
Speaker 3: photo do you want us to use for this?
Speaker 1: And then with Angie, they like search the internet, They're like,
Speaker 1: worst photo we can possibly find.
Speaker 2: But I think my Spidey senses, which could be off.
Speaker 1: I think that they all felt like Angie was trying
Speaker 1: to get on the show for a very long time
Speaker 1: and couldn't and went through multiple different friends.
Speaker 3: To try to do so. So is that what the
Speaker 3: underlying tension is? That is they're not really talking about
Speaker 3: the tension, but you don't really understand the tension.
Speaker 1: Yes, because you hear a Meriti say like, oh, you
Speaker 1: said publicly that you'd never really be my friend. The
Speaker 1: next comment is like, you've gone to everyone in this
Speaker 1: group to be friends, so It's like, you know, I
Speaker 1: feel like every franchise there is that person. But like,
Speaker 1: once they're in, shut the fuck up about it. I
Speaker 1: don't care how they got in, right, I don't care
Speaker 1: to go with it. You got to go with it,
Speaker 1: and that's your job.
Speaker 3: Your job to go with it.
Speaker 1: So to me, I'm just like, at this point, she's in,
Speaker 1: she got her snowflake, let it be. And then you know,
Speaker 1: Monica bringing up her prickly did make sense to your
Speaker 1: girl Lisa who and I love Lisa Barlow too, but
Speaker 1: Lisa actually was receptive to it.
Speaker 2: You could tell it pissed her off. Yeah, she took it.
Speaker 3: She did. She was like, duly noted, Okay, you can
Speaker 3: shut the fuck up now, duly noted, Okay, got it.
Speaker 3: I duly noted, I fucking got it.
Speaker 2: Got it?
Speaker 3: Come back? I can't.
Speaker 2: So clearly there's issues.
Speaker 3: But then, uh, what did you think about the scene?
Speaker 3: I have to ask you this, what did you think
Speaker 3: of the scene where Monica did the whole like I
Speaker 3: just went to Louis Vaton and bought a bag because
Speaker 3: I wanted to fit in with the other women, Like,
Speaker 3: what did you think I thought.
Speaker 1: I was actually okay with that I thought it was
Speaker 1: a good like it was a true moment where I think.
Speaker 2: I feel like I had that moment.
Speaker 1: At one point in Beverly Hills, I had a situation
Speaker 1: where and but me, it wasn't necessarily about a bag, like,
Speaker 1: it was about like glaming. So it's not I don't
Speaker 1: know if it's the same one I'll see, but everybody
Speaker 1: blams every freaking time.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no matter what, even if you're like waking up
Speaker 3: in the morning, you're like, oh yeah, they're fully glammed.
Speaker 2: And whether they can do their own glamor or they
Speaker 2: pay for glam or whatever.
Speaker 1: I'm someone that cannot like the only reason I had, Like,
Speaker 1: you will see me at ninety percent of these other
Speaker 1: podcasts and I will look like complete Hell. I am
Speaker 1: glam today because I had an important meeting this morning
Speaker 1: in which I had to be glam. I can't put
Speaker 1: on eyelashes, I can't do my hair, I look like,
Speaker 1: you know, there's nothing. So I remember there was a
Speaker 1: situation where I like got home one night and like
Speaker 1: cried to Edwin, I'm like, I feel out of place.
Speaker 1: Everyone is in fucking costumes and done to the nines,
Speaker 1: and I feel.
Speaker 2: Like I look like hell.
Speaker 3: So you're saying that you understood that level of vulnerability
Speaker 3: where she felt like she had to go to Louis
Speaker 3: Vuitton and buy a five thousand dollars bag so that
Speaker 3: she could fit in with everybody else. But then she
Speaker 3: makes fun of Lisa Barlowe for talking about her sixty
Speaker 3: thousand dollars ring.
Speaker 1: I think that she's saying if she would have been
Speaker 1: open with the women and not just her mother, yeah
Speaker 1: about like, oh, it would have been more impactful.
Speaker 2: It would have been more impactful.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like if she would have said, listen, guys, Like
Speaker 1: if she would have said in that moment, Lisa, I'm
Speaker 1: just trying to like make do here and like splurge
Speaker 1: for this bag just so I can fit in with
Speaker 1: the group.
Speaker 2: So when you throw it in my face that you
Speaker 2: have a sixty.
Speaker 1: Thousand dollar ring ring twenty times, it makes me feel
Speaker 1: like shit, Yeah that I could have probably gotten it.
Speaker 2: It just I don't think she parlayed the message the
Speaker 2: correct way.
Speaker 3: Right, Yeah, totally.
Speaker 2: What about when she yelled out that she's been fucking
Speaker 2: her brother in.
Speaker 3: Law, Yeah, brother in law, Yeah, Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 3: I mean, that's a nice breaker. I was like, well,
Speaker 3: that's one way to keep a snowflake. Yeah yeah, I
Speaker 3: mean I was like ripping the band aid off. Like
Speaker 3: she didn't even like, you know, like narrate something to
Speaker 3: like transition into it. She says like, I fuck my
Speaker 3: brother in law for what eighteen months or something. Wasn't
Speaker 3: that what it was?
Speaker 1: But I mean at this table, I don't know if
Speaker 1: you know the backstory, but I guess you know, because
Speaker 1: Mary was married.
Speaker 2: To her grandfather. Nothing shocks these women anymore.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because I not even really followed up. I know
Speaker 3: that's I was like, wait, why, I don't understand. I
Speaker 3: spent an entire season picking apart Gin for DRAWNTI because
Speaker 3: she cheated on her husband or whatever, and this woman
Speaker 3: just blurrets out that she was having an affair with
Speaker 3: her brother in law for eighteen months, and everybody's like.
Speaker 2: Oh, I was like, cheer anyway, rolls. I was like.
Speaker 1: The only thing they wanted to understand if it was
Speaker 1: the brother's brother or her.
Speaker 3: They wanted to get a sister's husband.
Speaker 1: That was it.
Speaker 3: That's and then everyone was like okay, anyway, anyway, yeah,
Speaker 3: moving right along the espresso martini please.
Speaker 2: That was it.
Speaker 3: And then we kind of we get back to.
Speaker 1: Angie and Meredith, where at this point, I'm sorry, I'm like,
Speaker 1: I'm done with Meredith.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was like, I I like Meredith and I
Speaker 3: and I and I've met Meredith multiple times, and I.
Speaker 2: Just like questions because I've never actually met Meredith. She's
Speaker 2: too good for me. What do you like about her?
Speaker 3: I mean, I've just met her on a personal level
Speaker 3: and just chatted with her. She's nice. I mean, that
Speaker 3: was my first impression. She actually reached out to me
Speaker 3: when she was first on the show, because I think
Speaker 3: her husband's from Ohio, so she was like asking me
Speaker 3: questions and I don't know. I mean, I just I
Speaker 3: like Meredith. I don't have a problem with her. I
Speaker 3: don't dislike her. But in that scene, I mean in life,
Speaker 3: in real life, I like her. In that scene, I
Speaker 3: did not like her. I was like, it just didn't
Speaker 3: make sense. I was like, and then the security like
Speaker 3: trying to get security to take her away, but she's
Speaker 3: really talking to the waiter, and the waiter like, the
Speaker 3: waiter has no clue.
Speaker 1: The waiter was like, I haven't even served you guys
Speaker 1: dinner yet, right, I mean, like, and I don't give
Speaker 1: a shit about your problems.
Speaker 3: Right, And I mean, what was her expectation, Like, did
Speaker 3: she really think they were going to like physically pick
Speaker 3: her up and like remove her from the restaurant. I
Speaker 3: didn't understand. I didn't really.
Speaker 1: I think at this point she must have been in
Speaker 1: the black, Like at this point, there's no there's no
Speaker 1: real recollection.
Speaker 2: But then this is this is the part that sealed
Speaker 2: the deal from me, once.
Speaker 1: Angie said, you know, Angie makes a shitty comment about
Speaker 1: like Angie the jewelry and her whatever, and then Meredith
Speaker 1: walks away. But then Mareth does exactly what she's been
Speaker 1: furious at Lisa.
Speaker 2: Barlow for for years, the rumors, the rumors about the husband,
Speaker 2: and yeah, I have.
Speaker 3: A strong opinion about that, but go ahead.
Speaker 2: Yeah no, but she this is my problem.
Speaker 1: She has honestly raked Lisa Barlow through the coals for
Speaker 1: saying something that truly was off camera, like Lisa Barlow
Speaker 1: was locked in the closet with a producer venting her
Speaker 1: hot mic moment, right her hot Mike.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Meredith is not having a hot mic moment.
Speaker 3: This, She's clearly Mike, she know she's being filmed.
Speaker 2: Marlow goes to comfort her, which is of course they're
Speaker 2: gonna film it. You can. I can assure you that
Speaker 2: whomever it is, it's like a team is in there
Speaker 2: zooming in and she takes that moment to say, what
Speaker 2: about her fucking husband?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah, here's the thing. This, this pisses me off
Speaker 3: as a housewife because it's happened to me. I hate it.
Speaker 3: I hate it when people do the whole I know something,
Speaker 3: I've heard something, but I'm not gonna say what it is.
Speaker 3: Like they try to rationalize that they're a good person,
Speaker 3: like they're being you know, like a good person by
Speaker 3: not telling you what the rumor is. But there's a rumor.
Speaker 3: I hate that. I feel like there's only two ways
Speaker 3: you can go. Either shut the fuck up and don't
Speaker 3: say anything at all, or spill the beans. I don't
Speaker 3: like that intermediate in the middle.
Speaker 1: Like, yeah, either say exactly what it fucking is, like
Speaker 1: listen your husband, or don't bring it up at all. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And if you don't have the balls to bring it up,
Speaker 1: shut the fuck up about it, or you're, in my opinion,
Speaker 1: you're just making it up.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because otherwise all you're doing is you're literally your
Speaker 3: intent is malicious because your intent is so that people
Speaker 3: know that there's rumors out there. But then you're preserving
Speaker 3: yourself by saying, oh, but I'm not going to say
Speaker 3: what it is, you know, because I'm a good person.
Speaker 3: I'm not going to do that. But no, now you
Speaker 3: just leave it out there to hang in the in
Speaker 3: the environment for people to create their own scenario, their
Speaker 3: own which is probably worse than what the actual rumors are, you.
Speaker 1: Know which, And at this point, like, I don't even
Speaker 1: think any of the women are It's I don't think
Speaker 1: it's a situation like where you're currently in, where a
Speaker 1: lot of it is relationship driven. I don't think Salt Lake,
Speaker 1: we don't hear a ton about their relationships with their
Speaker 1: significant others. Yeah, so I feel like it's just her
Speaker 1: way of trying to make Angie look like an asshole.
Speaker 3: Yeah but I see, I just think she looks like
Speaker 3: an asshole in that situation. I don't think Angie does.
Speaker 3: I'm like, yeah, but I don't know.
Speaker 1: I think that Meredith is also going to get like
Speaker 1: who who At this point, I'm trying to understand, It's like,
Speaker 1: who is Meredith actually.
Speaker 2: Trust in this group?
Speaker 1: Who does Meredith like, we're really supposed to believe that
Speaker 1: Meredith's best friend is Mary.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that's right, because it always says that Mary.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, I guess.
Speaker 1: I mean, I know we're running over time, but in
Speaker 1: the final part it's it's they're in the They're in
Speaker 1: the sprinter van, which.
Speaker 2: Is always torture. On five martinis, I will probably throw
Speaker 2: up in a fucking sprinter I hate being a sprinter van.
Speaker 3: Yeah I did too.
Speaker 2: But three things that.
Speaker 1: I never need to see on Housewives are at throwing
Speaker 1: a shaman what is it a shaman? A shaman session?
Speaker 2: And somebody vomiting their bodily fluids.
Speaker 3: I don't I got and it not only vomiting, but
Speaker 3: like it's dripping like it's not it's clear it's coming
Speaker 3: out of the back.
Speaker 2: And Whitney banging to get out of the of the car.
Speaker 2: But we do get to hear what is it that
Speaker 2: Heather sprouted up to say? Predator?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 2: Mary kept saying, you guys like I'm a pornographer, pornography.
Speaker 3: I was like, what is she talking about? This is
Speaker 3: the most bizarre fight I've ever heard, and the Whitney's like.
Speaker 2: What Whitney's thoughts. She's like, I don't understand.
Speaker 1: Like Mary at this point say like starts with a P.
Speaker 1: It's a concert. It's similar to pornography, but not really.
Speaker 1: Because you called me pornography, I was like, what, Oh
Speaker 1: my gosh. Well that's the end of this week's episode.
Speaker 2: You guys.
Speaker 1: We will be back to recap again next week and
Speaker 1: send us any questions thoughts concerned that you may have
Speaker 1: for either of us.
Speaker 3: Emily, thank you so much for filling it