Speaker 1: Hey, thanks for tuning into the Brook and Jeffrey podcast,
Speaker 1: and don't forget to follow us at Brook and Jeffrey.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I like that at.
Speaker 1: We normally don't do this, okay, but we found another
Speaker 1: hero of the week way right. Oh wait, wait, wait,
Speaker 1: we do this every single week.
Speaker 3: I mean I was.
Speaker 2: Gonna let it slide. Nobody else to argue with you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. I appreciate
Speaker 1: you not fighting me on this because today we're honoring
Speaker 1: thirty six year old Johnny Mims. Okay, he's the band
Speaker 1: director for a high school near Birmingham, Alabama.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Last week, their school's football team won a game twenty
Speaker 1: seven to Zip Day, and according to the reports, the
Speaker 1: bands for both schools continued to play long after the
Speaker 1: game was over.
Speaker 2: Good wait, they were in a band off.
Speaker 1: Imagine the game is long done, everyone's left the stadium,
Speaker 1: both teams are gone, all the fans went home, but
Speaker 1: the bands for the schools still there in the stands,
Speaker 1: pumping out tunes no one really knows. Okay, but police
Speaker 1: showed up and asked the directors for both bands to
Speaker 1: stop so that everybody could go back to their homes.
Speaker 1: The other school's band said okay, fine, we'll stop, but
Speaker 1: Johnny refused, and he told his kids not to stop
Speaker 1: for the cops. Not now, not ever. When did the
Speaker 1: band become the bad boy?
Speaker 5: I don't know, but I love it so police saxophone.
Speaker 1: Police shook their heads and said, okay, well, we're gonna
Speaker 1: have to arrest you if you don't stop, at which
Speaker 1: point Johnny shoved an officer to the ground and they
Speaker 1: had to tase him. Do you think that stopped the
Speaker 1: kids from continuing to play their fight song? Yeah, yeah
Speaker 1: it did. I don't want to I'm.
Speaker 2: Pretty shocking to see yours the.
Speaker 1: High school band directors out facing charges for disorderly conduct, harassment,
Speaker 1: and resisting arrest.
Speaker 2: But he's so cool now.
Speaker 1: Talk about a true hero stounding up for what he
Speaker 1: believes in. We believe in shocking each other right in
Speaker 1: the throat. I wish we had a fight song. I
Speaker 1: would sing it. If the cops want us to stop,
Speaker 1: they're gonna have to tase us first. Let's send it
Speaker 1: over to someone who doesn't stand down to police. Digital
Speaker 1: Jake Jake is never, never.
Speaker 6: Not even once. Did you know September is national Taco month. Yeah,
Speaker 6: and today we're not just talking about any old taco spot.
Speaker 6: We're gonna highlight everyone's favorite late night gut busting, fire
Speaker 6: sauce smothering taco even called taco belly. It's a special
Speaker 6: one and done. Think outside the bun, shock, old bell,
Speaker 6: shot collar question of the day.
Speaker 7: I feel like it's too soon to shock anybody after
Speaker 7: that band director.
Speaker 6: I hope it's not too soon, broke, because you're going first,
Speaker 6: you'll never know where you'll run into a chance for
Speaker 6: fourth meal? Yeah, which of these famous buildings has a
Speaker 6: real life, fully operating taco bell inside?
Speaker 2: God? These are always crazy to me.
Speaker 6: Is it a the Alamo?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 6: B the Pentagon or c at the base of Mount
Speaker 6: Rushmore where if you can say all four presidents during
Speaker 6: your order, they will throw in a free cheero.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm on it for sure. With the Pentagon?
Speaker 1: Really?
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, late night workers, they need that, they need
Speaker 7: that taco bell.
Speaker 1: I can see like a national emergency happening and then
Speaker 1: they have to like rush to the bathroom and can't
Speaker 1: deal with it.
Speaker 8: That.
Speaker 2: I feel like there's a lot of things the government
Speaker 2: can't deal with.
Speaker 6: Japp.
Speaker 3: And there may be a good.
Speaker 2: Reason that we just didn't really.
Speaker 1: President, Yes, show me.
Speaker 6: Pentagon, Brooks said, Pentagon. That is.
Speaker 2: I told you that's why we're not functioning.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 6: The address is fourteen hundred Defense Pentagon. And there's also
Speaker 6: a Starbucks, a KFC, and a subway.
Speaker 1: I bet you can't. Yeah, I just blew up the bathroom.
Speaker 2: Yeah you can't.
Speaker 6: In most places, you can't do that. Alexis, it's your turn.
Speaker 6: Taco Bell has had its fair share of glorious inventions
Speaker 6: as well as its fails. Which of these was a
Speaker 6: real item that was once on the Taco Bell menu?
Speaker 6: Was it a a sloppier version of the Sloppy Joe
Speaker 6: called the Bell Beefer b the Volcano Lime Heat freezer,
Speaker 6: a refreshing line drink that would be heated in a
Speaker 6: microwave for exactly twelve seconds and then served. Or ce
Speaker 6: Nacho lava pop rocks empanada a regular with guy Nacho
Speaker 6: cheese inside along with green pop rocks that made your
Speaker 6: mouth tingle.
Speaker 1: Yeah, or so, but you're talking about fourth meal. When
Speaker 1: it's fourth meal, any food to go into the mouth.
Speaker 3: Here, sloppy or sloppy Joe? How is that just more like? Yeah,
Speaker 3: people love to put pop rocks that they put them
Speaker 3: in chocolate bars. You can put them in like slushies.
Speaker 3: Yea nacho cheese.
Speaker 2: I mean, like I understand it in a slushy.
Speaker 3: I don't know. I mean people drink They're like blue drink,
Speaker 3: you know, so maybe they drink a warm drink. I'm
Speaker 3: gonna go the Volcano one.
Speaker 6: Alexis went with Volcano lime heat freezer. That is incorrect.
Speaker 6: It was the Bell Beefer. No, it was a sandwich
Speaker 6: with taco meat inside, so it made a sloppy Joe Alexis,
Speaker 6: you're getting shocked today. Jeffrey, it's your turn. In two
Speaker 6: thousand and one, Taco Bell once offered every person in
Speaker 6: the United States a free taco as part of a promotion.
Speaker 6: If what happened it was an a if Barry Bonds
Speaker 6: hit a home run that landed on an inflatable taco
Speaker 6: raft outside the state, if a fragment of a decommissioned
Speaker 6: Russian space station hit a target in the Pacific Ocean,
Speaker 6: or se if justin Timberlake and Britney Spears broke up
Speaker 6: on a Tuesday for Taco.
Speaker 1: Tuesday, Barry Bonds hitting a home run onto a floating taco.
Speaker 1: I could see, I could see it. But that puts
Speaker 1: so much pressure and like hatred onto Barry Bonds if
Speaker 1: he doesn't get it. But I could see, I could.
Speaker 2: See I get a taco or not, Jee, That's what.
Speaker 1: I'm saying, Like, I don't think he would want that
Speaker 1: to be on him. I could see everybody rooting for
Speaker 1: the space station from Russia to like plummet into the
Speaker 1: ocean and land on like a taco RFT.
Speaker 6: Jeffrey said, space station. That is, it did not end
Speaker 6: up pitting THESSIA. But Brooke and Jeffrey, you're safe. Jose,
Speaker 6: You're going to join alexis getting shocked if you don't
Speaker 6: get this right. Okay, At one point in your life, Jose,
Speaker 6: you were a tacabout connoisseur. Would you say that?
Speaker 1: I would sah?
Speaker 6: Which of these is the most popular menu item according
Speaker 6: to sales numbers?
Speaker 1: Oh, man, is gonna be hard.
Speaker 6: Is it A the seven layer Burrito? Is it B
Speaker 6: the Cheesy Grdida Crunch Classic, or is it C the
Speaker 6: crunch Wrap Supreme? O?
Speaker 1: Man, that's so hard because multiple of these have the
Speaker 1: crunch factor.
Speaker 6: You crunch at night.
Speaker 1: I absolutely if I've got the munchies.
Speaker 9: I want something oohy go with a little bit of crunch,
Speaker 9: and that's a cheesy grdia.
Speaker 2: You're not just thinking of like what's cheapest.
Speaker 7: Remember when Ashton did the whole month of eating, I
Speaker 7: feel like he ate a lot of seven layer burritos.
Speaker 6: Yeah, but that's because I wanted to freeze him and
Speaker 6: those are the only freezeable items.
Speaker 2: You have to go back because it was embarrassing.
Speaker 9: Ever, dog, I do think because it's the cheapest and
Speaker 9: get the most food for your buck, I'm gonna.
Speaker 1: Go seven l burrito.
Speaker 6: Jake Jose said seven layer burrito. That is.
Speaker 1: Correct.
Speaker 6: It was the crunch trap.
Speaker 1: Supreme Jose and Alexis got their questions wrong. They're gonna
Speaker 1: be getting shocked today. And somebody wanted to hear bad
Speaker 1: Romance by Lady Gaga.
Speaker 9: I want you to, I want your revenge and me
Speaker 9: could write a battle.
Speaker 10: Where we were.
Speaker 1: Starting horrible for everybody involved. Was the question of the.
Speaker 8: Day, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 1: Don't you hate it when a really catchy but annoying
Speaker 1: song gets stuck in your head all day? Yes, and
Speaker 1: then you can't get it out for hours like this one.
Speaker 2: How did you do this to us?
Speaker 1: Now we're all gonna be this crap through the office
Speaker 1: for the next week. Thanks jeff But luckily I googled
Speaker 1: the best ways to get an obnoxious tune out of
Speaker 1: your head? Okay, and the top two suggestions were to
Speaker 1: either one die or listen to something even dumber and
Speaker 1: more annoying. And we do have one of those two
Speaker 1: things coming up in our next segment when we all
Speaker 1: share what we've been thinking about a brand new What's
Speaker 1: on your Mind?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 1: Good I thought it was like a swift death coming.
Speaker 1: Don't get any dumber more annoying than that.
Speaker 8: It's happening brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 1: It amazes me how much exercise and extra fries sound exactly.
Speaker 1: What's so different, dude? That's the thought I had in
Speaker 1: the drive through line on Saturday night. I won What
Speaker 1: thoughts my co host we're having We're gonna find out
Speaker 1: during a brand new edition of What's on Your Mind.
Speaker 1: We're gonna start things off as always with Brooke Brook
Speaker 1: What's on your Mind?
Speaker 7: Well, I took my daughter to her first ever concert.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was huge. It was Beyonce, it was the Queen.
Speaker 2: But I don't know if I'm a good mom for it,
Speaker 2: because well, I started to question myself.
Speaker 5: She loves Beyonce when Bay doesn't show up until nine pm, which.
Speaker 2: Has already passed my daughter on.
Speaker 9: A school night, an hour before it's supposed to start
Speaker 9: right now.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and we have been hyped already for four hours, right,
Speaker 5: so it's like a sugar crash almost, Like I can
Speaker 5: use she's wanting to she's singing along, but she's like
Speaker 5: not fully there.
Speaker 2: She's not used to being up that lady. Yeah, she's nine.
Speaker 7: And then we didn't even stay to the end. We
Speaker 7: had to leave early because she was just fading.
Speaker 3: It was eleven o'clock at night.
Speaker 1: You were not out on a Beyonce concert.
Speaker 2: We had to And what was.
Speaker 1: So sad sent your daughter up after eleven?
Speaker 11: Yeah?
Speaker 12: I mean we could hear crazy in love as we're
Speaker 12: walking out.
Speaker 3: And like, I mean, there was part of.
Speaker 7: Me that it was like, well, let's just let her
Speaker 7: sleep and I'll carry her home.
Speaker 2: But she was begging me to leave, so I had to.
Speaker 12: But of course I got her concert shirt concert yeah,
Speaker 12: which my husband immediately told me was not appropriate because
Speaker 12: it has Beyonce's boobs like like nudity.
Speaker 2: He's like, it's not nude.
Speaker 8: But.
Speaker 1: It doesn't look very good on like a ten year old.
Speaker 3: I didn't think it was a big deal.
Speaker 2: I'm like, you're a dude, that's what you're looking at it.
Speaker 3: I'm like, you have to show it off. You have
Speaker 3: to hear the suirt like.
Speaker 2: You think that that's bad. You should have seen what
Speaker 2: she saw at the show.
Speaker 1: Honey, what's been on your mind? A couple of years ago,
Speaker 1: I made friends of the seagull. If you guys don't
Speaker 1: steve right, you.
Speaker 7: Would take videos when you would drive by it and
Speaker 7: stuff live news.
Speaker 1: I've made a new bird friend. It's a crow and
Speaker 1: I've already named him Joe Crogan. All Right, it's rare.
Speaker 2: He's not like women. I'll tell you that.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 9: So I noticed this crow was landing on my balcony
Speaker 9: like over and over.
Speaker 1: I can tell he was trying to communicate. So I
Speaker 1: had just ordered fish and chips. I don't really eat
Speaker 1: the fries, Jean. I run inside and I'm like, dude,
Speaker 1: Joe Crogan probably wants come back out. And he was
Speaker 1: waiting and I had ryan. He loved it.
Speaker 3: He was so happy, like free food.
Speaker 9: So now since that that was like a few days ago,
Speaker 9: every single day he is on my balcony. I think
Speaker 9: his beak hit the glass door, like he was not Yeah, like, hey,
Speaker 9: not French fries.
Speaker 1: He wants to hang out with me?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think he wants food?
Speaker 1: Was there before the food? You think the crazy cat
Speaker 1: ladies are strange until bird made really good friends. That's
Speaker 1: your thing, apparently, what's been on your mind?
Speaker 13: So I went out the other night, got home, Yeah,
Speaker 13: and it was a bit of a rough night.
Speaker 3: Okay. I get back, I'm like, eat some food before bed,
Speaker 3: and then I just knock out.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 3: I wake up frantic. I don't remember much all right.
Speaker 3: I can't find my phone anywhere.
Speaker 12: Yeah, but then I do find my phone in the
Speaker 12: bathroom next to the toilet, okay, and I look, it's
Speaker 12: all set up.
Speaker 3: As if I puked, but there's no mess.
Speaker 2: I'm like, no, me.
Speaker 3: I look at the mirror and I see that I
Speaker 3: am covered in it. Actually missed the toilet, missed.
Speaker 12: The toilet looks and it's in my bed, oh.
Speaker 3: In my bed everywhere. Discuss you guys. So and then
Speaker 3: my phone started to beat like ringing. I'm getting this
Speaker 3: alert I'm like, what I look, it's ten am, and
Speaker 3: I realized I had scheduled my first ever virtual therapy session.
Speaker 11: No am.
Speaker 3: If she was facetiming me to talk.
Speaker 1: Wait a minute, did you answer the call?
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're like.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 12: I tried to hold it, like, you know, my neck up.
Speaker 7: Did the therapist hang up and just say the lost
Speaker 7: cause can't help?
Speaker 12: She probably thought it, but she did ask, you know,
Speaker 12: how my morning was going, and I tried to hide it.
Speaker 3: I didn't tell her what happened.
Speaker 1: You weren't honest with the therapist about what's going on
Speaker 1: in your life. You're supposed to tell her.
Speaker 3: I don't think I was supposed to tell her that.
Speaker 3: I don't want her to judge me right away, and
Speaker 3: that's your job.
Speaker 1: That's literally why.
Speaker 2: You're paying her.
Speaker 3: I don't know. She might call it. She was really
Speaker 3: eager to schedule my next session.
Speaker 2: It's only up from here. Alexis all right, Jeffy, what's
Speaker 2: on your mind?
Speaker 1: Well, guys, it's happening. What My mom has started making
Speaker 1: guest appearances on people's podcasts no way, because you know how,
Speaker 1: literally everyone has a podcast now, so all of her
Speaker 1: old radio friends from the seventy are launching theirs and
Speaker 1: she's going on them to.
Speaker 7: Be a guest to talk about like the good old days.
Speaker 1: And she was on a huge show. She was she
Speaker 1: was on the Doctor Demento show. But now she's going
Speaker 1: on and she's talking and singing parody songs live on
Speaker 1: their podcast.
Speaker 2: Wait, she's your competition. Are we competing against your mom?
Speaker 1: Not kind of, not really, but the experience has really
Speaker 1: boosted her ego so much so, I mean, that's great,
Speaker 1: but it's so much Now she's demanding that we put
Speaker 1: her on this show.
Speaker 2: Oh yes, Jeffrey's mom songa the week.
Speaker 1: I'm like, Mom, why do you want to come on here?
Speaker 1: And she's like, oh, I'll come on to one of
Speaker 1: your segments and I will say something so funny. I
Speaker 1: don't think she realizes this, but my mom isn't really funny.
Speaker 1: She's more like cooky crazy.
Speaker 6: Off the wall.
Speaker 1: She'll say something insane, got energy, funny, not really. So
Speaker 1: I guess we can all get together and discuss after
Speaker 1: today's show if we want an elderly senior citizen who's
Speaker 1: related to me to come on with some politically charged
Speaker 1: humor that's borderline offensive to most people. I did see
Speaker 1: a Facebook and I was like, that's a little polase.
Speaker 1: It is very very political and highly inappropriate. She wants
Speaker 1: us to get canceled. Do we let it happen? That's
Speaker 1: the question.
Speaker 14: Ye set me a news article last week about it,
Speaker 14: like convenience store that got robbed in your old neighborhood.
Speaker 1: Going off on that one for a while.
Speaker 2: No comment attached to it, just.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so that will be the last show we ever do.
Speaker 1: That's what's on our minds? Text in seven eight five
Speaker 1: nine tiers tell us what's been on yours. It's Brook
Speaker 1: and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 8: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 1: People are telling us what's been on their minds because
Speaker 1: we just shared what's on ours. Someone wrote in at
Speaker 1: seven eight five nine to two, I'm Luna and I
Speaker 1: wake up t y'all's radio show every morning. I'm listening
Speaker 1: right now and I've already laughed a lot this morning.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I love the name Luna. Also, you're the
Speaker 1: only one Luna, so enjoy it.
Speaker 2: It was an improvement from yesterday.
Speaker 1: The other text says, why is it okay to ask
Speaker 1: for a tip now at a fast food restaurant? When
Speaker 1: you order your food, pay with a card, and they
Speaker 1: flip the screen around and mention, please pick a tip percent.
Speaker 1: What is going on the other day too?
Speaker 7: I know, but it's like the companies don't want to
Speaker 7: pay their employees.
Speaker 2: We're supposed to do it.
Speaker 1: I can see that it's a bad time to ask
Speaker 1: if you'd like to tip your radio show card to
Speaker 1: the right veno, Brook and Jeffrey.
Speaker 2: We are so slow that we have not figured that out.
Speaker 8: Yet.
Speaker 1: We got one more text. I'm a middle school teacher.
Speaker 1: It's currently mercury retrograde and our second full moon this month,
Speaker 1: it's a super moon. Send thoughts and prayers please? Does
Speaker 1: that mean we're all going to go crazy?
Speaker 2: I take this. She's a junior high teacher, middle school teacher.
Speaker 2: She already had.
Speaker 3: You could buy everything on retrod.
Speaker 8: We're all screwed, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 1: Whatever happened to public shaming as a way to teach
Speaker 1: people a valuable lesson?
Speaker 2: Are you trying? I think it still happens, but are
Speaker 2: you trying to?
Speaker 1: But yeah, it used to be everywhere, like if you
Speaker 1: acted out at school in class, you had to sit
Speaker 1: in the corner with your dunce hat on. Yeah, so
Speaker 1: all the other students knew you're a bad kid. Yeah.
Speaker 7: You also got beat with wooden rulers at that same
Speaker 7: time that I wouldn't go days.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and if you broke the law, you were locked
Speaker 1: up in the stocks out in the public square, so
Speaker 1: little kids could come up and tease and laugh at you.
Speaker 1: You're going to break the law again after that. I
Speaker 1: don't want to make fun of me.
Speaker 14: Don't go to the playground, kids, head down to the stocks.
Speaker 2: Do some good old fashioned bullying.
Speaker 8: It look good.
Speaker 1: And when Brooks husband loads the dishwasher wrong, she used
Speaker 1: to make him come into studio and record a thirty
Speaker 1: minute apology segment that we would broadcast over the air.
Speaker 2: But it's just geometry, Jeff, in a certain way.
Speaker 1: I am you space. I'm just saying public shaming works.
Speaker 2: Okay, and you should still see my dishwashing.
Speaker 1: It's the reason we created this next segment where lying
Speaker 1: cheaters get exposed for thousands of people to hear. It's
Speaker 1: a brand new edition of Busted. It's coming up.
Speaker 8: Sneaky husbands, two timing lives, live.
Speaker 15: Bad boyfriends, and even worse girlfriends.
Speaker 1: They thought they could get away with that, but now
Speaker 1: they're about to get busted. Walt Disney famously said, if
Speaker 1: you can dream it, you can do it.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Unfortunately a lot of people heard them started dreaming about
Speaker 1: cheating on their So I guess we can kind of
Speaker 1: blame Walt Disney for this segment Busted Thanks a Lot, Walt,
Speaker 1: where listeners share how they caught their dreaming partners doing
Speaker 1: it wrong. Person, I can't.
Speaker 2: Wait to see that Sleeping Beauty follow up.
Speaker 1: Let's start things off with Amanda, tell us how you
Speaker 1: busted your significant other.
Speaker 10: I went on the app offer up and I saw
Speaker 10: this chair for sale that I've been looking for and
Speaker 10: my boyfriend has one and he.
Speaker 7: Needs the other for a sat Oh yeah, okay, Oh
Speaker 7: it's a matching one to the one your boyfriend already has.
Speaker 8: Cool.
Speaker 10: Yeah, So like the post that this person was having
Speaker 10: a moving sale, I wanted to come and grab it.
Speaker 10: So I jumped in my car and it jump over
Speaker 10: there quick. And when I get there, who did they see?
Speaker 6: I don't know.
Speaker 1: It's your story.
Speaker 3: You tell us a.
Speaker 10: Chair trying to make it your bag. No, it was
Speaker 10: my boyfriend and our chair.
Speaker 1: Wait what he already got there?
Speaker 10: He wasn't just selling that chair. He's selling all his
Speaker 10: furniture because it turns out.
Speaker 11: He was moving with his other girlfriend.
Speaker 2: Oh so we see other girlfriends.
Speaker 1: Yeah, wow, you were the side guy. Never got that
Speaker 1: matching chair. That's too bad. Let's go to Patrick. Tell
Speaker 1: us how you busted your significant other?
Speaker 10: Oh boy, here we go.
Speaker 16: Okay, this is like two years ago. I took my
Speaker 16: girlfriend to the airport. She was going on this work trip.
Speaker 16: So I drove her to the airport and I decided
Speaker 16: to go in and wait while she checked her bag.
Speaker 2: What a good boyfriend.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 16: Yeah, it was a good thing because her bag was
Speaker 16: like completely overweight.
Speaker 2: Elesis is issue every time.
Speaker 16: So then I offered.
Speaker 17: I was like, why don't you just let me take
Speaker 17: some of this stuff home for you, so that way
Speaker 17: your bag can be the proper weight. But she told
Speaker 17: me I can just go and everything was fine, and
Speaker 17: she was acting really weird about it and kind of sketchy.
Speaker 2: Did she have a boyfriend stuffed in the bag?
Speaker 17: I don't seem to be less surprising than what I
Speaker 17: found out, right, Oh god. So finally I told her like, look,
Speaker 17: I'm not going anywhere until she opened the bag.
Speaker 11: Right, So in the airport.
Speaker 17: She opens the bag and inside there are no clothes.
Speaker 10: It was filled with.
Speaker 16: Adults, mechanical apparatuses.
Speaker 2: If it's with herself.
Speaker 11: So I'm like, you care to explain this?
Speaker 16: And she admitted me that sometimes she goes to.
Speaker 17: Vegas on weekends by herself and she meets up with randos.
Speaker 6: That aspies her wild side.
Speaker 10: So I was like, absolutely not.
Speaker 17: I'm not into this at all.
Speaker 1: She has so many in her bag that it caused
Speaker 1: it to be overworried.
Speaker 14: I'm thinking, oh my god, there's a lighter weight version
Speaker 14: of whatever.
Speaker 1: She's got diesel fuel.
Speaker 2: He's got a pollstar.
Speaker 1: You dodged a bullet. Not too We got time for
Speaker 1: one more. Let's go to Nadia. Tell us how you
Speaker 1: busted your significant other.
Speaker 13: Okay, so I was with a group of my friends.
Speaker 13: This is back like in high school whatever, my friends
Speaker 13: and my boyfriend Troy. Okay, they were all tailgating before
Speaker 13: you know, this big football game and stuff. We're having
Speaker 13: a good time. Then the cheerleaders they all came by
Speaker 13: and they stopped in front of our tit and stuff,
Speaker 13: and then they started a cheer. They started chanting a cheer,
Speaker 13: and you know I've heard it before, but they did
Speaker 13: like a remix to it, and they start going, Oh,
Speaker 13: why you ain't got no alibi? You cheated?
Speaker 11: Yeah, yeah, you cheat it.
Speaker 7: Oh wow, what a good Guessin you're with a bunch
Speaker 7: of people.
Speaker 2: How do you know it's about Troy?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Maybe the mascots, maybe they're the cheaters.
Speaker 13: No, they were talking to my boyfriend Troy specifically because
Speaker 13: he went hooked up with one of the cheerleaders.
Speaker 11: The night before.
Speaker 1: Oh are Oh why you?
Speaker 13: How by you? It's clever and I clare anytime I've
Speaker 13: ever heard that song ever since then, I automatically think
Speaker 13: of him and that.
Speaker 2: God, that's a scene.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I impressed up the cheerleaders put together that whole
Speaker 1: chant just to like out him that way.
Speaker 13: My god, so the game was over for me before
Speaker 13: it even started.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Hit up our Tex Sports seven eight
Speaker 1: nine two if you have a funny story about how
Speaker 1: you caught your ex cheating and you could be on
Speaker 1: our next edition of Busted Phone Taps coming up next.
Speaker 8: Frooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 1: Today is prank a coworker day. So Jose that coffee
Speaker 1: you drank earlier, Oh no, you'll find out what it was,
Speaker 1: and probably just a couple of minutes. Five cups.
Speaker 2: He's already in the bathroom up, yeah, Jeff constantly. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Look, I only bring it up because one of our
Speaker 1: listeners reached out to us, asking us to prank her
Speaker 1: co worker. Okay, every day buys a smoothie from a
Speaker 1: certain smoothie shop near their office, and we're going to
Speaker 1: reach out to her and let her know today's order.
Speaker 1: It's going to take a little bit longer than normal. Okay,
Speaker 1: but it's for a great reason, not even good. Great
Speaker 1: down here it in your brand new phone, tap right now.
Speaker 8: Another on the twenties.
Speaker 18: Hello, dude, dude, you gotta go faster, man, it's not
Speaker 18: fast enough.
Speaker 1: Okay, pick it up. Hello, Hi, so sorry, this is
Speaker 1: Henry from City Smoothie. Is this Suzanne?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 11: Yes?
Speaker 1: Today, you placed an order with us about twenty minutes
Speaker 1: ago for a banana strawberry blast with an immunity boost. Yeah, okay, perfect.
Speaker 1: I just need to let you know it is going
Speaker 1: to take a little bit longer than we thought. We
Speaker 1: do apologize.
Speaker 10: Yeah, that's fine.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 10: What's the sound. Are you guys like under construction or something?
Speaker 16: What's going on?
Speaker 11: Oh?
Speaker 1: No, We're just busy making our smoothies by hand.
Speaker 10: Uh making them?
Speaker 4: What do you mean by hand?
Speaker 1: Well, technically by foot? Actually today, what the groaning is distracting? Kevin?
Speaker 1: Can you keep that down? I mean, keep running, Let's
Speaker 1: just be quiet. There you go. I'm sorry about that.
Speaker 11: Man.
Speaker 16: Well, what's going on?
Speaker 11: What do you mean by foot? This is not normal?
Speaker 1: What are you talking about? So I probably should explain.
Speaker 1: You know how we're popular for our green smoothies. Yeah, well,
Speaker 1: we wanted to go green with the entire company and
Speaker 1: stop using regular electricity altogether, and that's why we've hooked
Speaker 1: up all the smoothie machines to Kevin's treadmill.
Speaker 11: Yeah treadmill.
Speaker 1: Wait, yeah, he's running on so he's powering the smoothie machines,
Speaker 1: or at least he's trying. Not doing a very good job.
Speaker 1: Kevin gott to pick it up, buddy.
Speaker 10: So wait, you're telling me that you're not using like.
Speaker 16: Electricity, like your blenders are not plugged into the wall.
Speaker 1: Yeah, completely off the grid.
Speaker 10: You're actually making this dude run on a treadmill?
Speaker 1: Well yeah, I mean sort of. I'm not making him
Speaker 1: do it, though he wants to do this. He volunteered.
Speaker 8: Is that even safe?
Speaker 6: I mean, it is just like legal, you know what.
Speaker 1: Those are great questions. I don't really have the answer
Speaker 1: to those right now, but maybe i'll go look them
Speaker 1: up after my shift's over.
Speaker 13: Maybe you should have looked that up before you started
Speaker 13: making him run on a treadmill to mix your.
Speaker 1: Again again, sorry to correct you, keep correcting you on this,
Speaker 1: but I'm not making him do this. He's happy to
Speaker 1: do it.
Speaker 16: It doesn't sound like he's happy to do it.
Speaker 1: He wants to do it to save the earth.
Speaker 2: The earth.
Speaker 1: You hear that. He's going so green right now. He's
Speaker 1: not even wearing underwear. It's chasing, but you're dedicated. I
Speaker 1: appreciated it.
Speaker 10: That's definitely not up to a restaurant standards.
Speaker 11: I can tell you that.
Speaker 1: Well, we're not really a restaurant. We're just a smoothie shop.
Speaker 4: You're serving food, and are you serious?
Speaker 1: It's blended up food though, so I don't know if
Speaker 1: that Kevin's I don't anyway. By the looks of what's
Speaker 1: in your blender right now, I would say yours is
Speaker 1: going to be ready in about two hours or so.
Speaker 8: Two hours.
Speaker 7: No, that's not okay.
Speaker 17: I thought you just in a few minutes to do
Speaker 17: this finish light.
Speaker 1: Okay, what I'm gonna do is, I'm just gonna put
Speaker 1: you on speaker here and you can yell at him
Speaker 1: and try to motivate him. Tell him that you want
Speaker 1: your smoothie to be made faster. Here we go.
Speaker 10: I'm absolutely not gonna do that.
Speaker 1: No, it's okay, don't know. I really I really need
Speaker 1: you to motivate me.
Speaker 9: You guys, motivational thing you've ever thought.
Speaker 1: He wants to be motivated. Tread note that's not motivated.
Speaker 1: Just tell him that you want your smoothie now.
Speaker 4: No, I want him to be Okay.
Speaker 1: I should do you there you go. I can't. I
Speaker 1: can't do that, Kevin. I'm sorry. Why do you stop there?
Speaker 1: Orders aren't complete yet. I don't feel you don't get
Speaker 1: you don't get a break for another two hours, Kevin.
Speaker 13: Come on now, God you maybe you should call somebody
Speaker 13: to see about him.
Speaker 1: We can do that when his two hour break is
Speaker 1: coming up. There we go on your back. Okay. I'm
Speaker 1: sorry about that, Susan. So I put it on kill
Speaker 1: climber mode. That's how you know the smoothies are being
Speaker 1: blended better.
Speaker 11: This is this is crazy and I'm posting this.
Speaker 8: This is going to go.
Speaker 10: All over social media.
Speaker 1: Just s y, I oh good, it's going to go
Speaker 1: on to all of our social.
Speaker 6: Media to be shut down.
Speaker 1: No, it's we're going to be putting it on our
Speaker 1: radio station social media when we post this prank phone call.
Speaker 1: You're what my name is? Jeff from Brook and Jeffrey
Speaker 1: in the Morning.
Speaker 13: God showing this guy in the.
Speaker 6: Can.
Speaker 1: We Wakening is.
Speaker 15: Really the Weeke up every morning wash taps weekday mornings
Speaker 15: on the twenties Broke and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 1: Imagine someone you really like and you just started dating
Speaker 1: suddenly stops replying to your.
Speaker 7: Texts exactly at that point.
Speaker 1: That is an invitation for his I'm wondering, what's the
Speaker 1: strategy that you use to get them to respond to.
Speaker 2: You, jes.
Speaker 1: Before you give up, Jose, you might send them like
Speaker 1: one last funny meme, No I just cried, you can
Speaker 1: go to give up, Alexis. Maybe you'd send them a
Speaker 1: Venmo request.
Speaker 3: Got strong.
Speaker 1: Someone on this show would send them a link to
Speaker 1: a map with their exact location and a note below
Speaker 1: saying I'm watching you. I'm just saying it could us.
Speaker 1: I don't know which one. Promise you it works. But
Speaker 1: one of our listeners was faced with that situation and
Speaker 1: did something a little unusual in order to get his
Speaker 1: crushes attention. We'll find out if his strategy worked in
Speaker 1: a brand new Second Date Update. Second Date Update. There's
Speaker 1: so many different themed bars nowadays that are like fun
Speaker 1: and kitchy. Yeah, but there's one where you can get
Speaker 1: drinks on a working carnival carousel.
Speaker 3: Oh that's so cool.
Speaker 1: You just go up and down on your horse sea
Speaker 1: while getting schwasted. Yeah, that's part of the fun. And
Speaker 1: there's another one that's called a ping pong Emporium with
Speaker 1: over one hundred ping pong tables. You just play and drink.
Speaker 2: It's like whatever pong you want.
Speaker 1: Whatever type. My personal favorite, though, is Lose gas Station,
Speaker 1: just off the Highway. It is theme. It's just like
Speaker 1: a gas station and you can actually pump gas there.
Speaker 1: You just get a six piece sushi and a forty
Speaker 1: of mickeys and then you head into the restroom see
Speaker 1: what happens. That's my style. But I guess one of
Speaker 1: our listeners did a themed bar for his first date
Speaker 1: the other night. His name is Matt so let's talk
Speaker 1: to him.
Speaker 8: Matt.
Speaker 11: How you doing, I'm doing okay? How are you?
Speaker 1: Guys?
Speaker 2: Are you wishing you knew about lose sooner so you
Speaker 2: could have taken her there?
Speaker 1: I can show you where it is.
Speaker 11: I mean, I'm open to new places.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's my guy. Maybe I'll see you in the
Speaker 1: restaurant there. But first, let's focus on this date you
Speaker 1: went on. Who is the woman that you met?
Speaker 11: Tanita is her name?
Speaker 2: Did you guys meet online on an app?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 11: Actually it was a she's a friend of a coworker
Speaker 11: of mine.
Speaker 1: WHOA.
Speaker 2: We never hear about things like people.
Speaker 1: This is weird.
Speaker 11: Yeah, I'm recently single and my coworker just was like, oh,
Speaker 11: she's recently single too, so showed me a picture. I
Speaker 11: was like, oh, yeah, cute.
Speaker 1: I hate that.
Speaker 2: Okay, I mean he thought she was cute. That's exciting.
Speaker 1: Nobody sets you up unless they're taking pity on you.
Speaker 3: Looking for a rebounds.
Speaker 2: I got shut up with my husband talks about pity.
Speaker 1: Someone felt bad for you and hooked you up with
Speaker 1: some stranger's great man.
Speaker 2: He turned out to be the best guy ever.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he is you. That's you're the pity part to
Speaker 1: say anyway, back to Matt Brook, let's not focus on
Speaker 1: your pitifull life. Matt tell us about yours.
Speaker 11: Well, I was kind of trying to make it a
Speaker 11: year of yes, so I can understand where you're coming from.
Speaker 11: So I just I was like, you know what, I'm
Speaker 11: just gonna say yes to.
Speaker 7: The Yeah, what was it like when you guys first met?
Speaker 11: We first we talked on the phone and we decided like, yeah,
Speaker 11: let's meet in person. So we went to this bar
Speaker 11: that is like a bar and board games place.
Speaker 7: Okay, why do you say, Oh, like it's negative cheff.
Speaker 1: For like, you know, romantic activity. I don't know how
Speaker 1: that goes, but that's pretty yes for like a family
Speaker 1: game night, but I don't know about a date. Yeah,
Speaker 1: what were games were you playing?
Speaker 11: So, like, my favorite game is Connect four and hers
Speaker 11: is Sorry? So we grabbed one of.
Speaker 7: Those too, And those are perfect because they're easy to
Speaker 7: have conversation at the same time you're playing them.
Speaker 11: Yeah, I mean that's what I like about Connect four.
Speaker 11: It's like it forces you to look at the person
Speaker 11: because it's vertical, you.
Speaker 1: Know, you apologize. I definitely played both of those games before,
Speaker 1: but with blindfolds and handcuffs on. So it's probably a
Speaker 1: little bit different rules than you played.
Speaker 14: How do you know when you win Connect four? If you.
Speaker 11: Yeah, that seems like there were some different rules.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we don't talk to you about that. You did
Speaker 1: the childhood rules.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what was it like?
Speaker 11: It was great. Neither one of us were like overly competitive.
Speaker 11: We had some drinks. I mean, your producer even asked me,
Speaker 11: he was like, is there anything that you to think
Speaker 11: of that went wrong? And honestly, there was nothing that
Speaker 11: was weird. We got to know each other and it
Speaker 11: felt really cool.
Speaker 2: Do you think it was too boring?
Speaker 7: I mean, like that's the only thing, like if there's
Speaker 7: nothing that stood out, Yeah.
Speaker 11: No, it was fun. Another thing is after the date
Speaker 11: is kind of a different story. So I fully intended
Speaker 11: to go out with her again, and she was into it.
Speaker 11: We talked about it. So the next day I sent
Speaker 11: her a text and I didn't get any response. So
Speaker 11: after a few hours, I was feeling a little antsy,
Speaker 11: so I sent another and I'll just I'll read it
Speaker 11: to you guys. Hold on, So I wrote, you better
Speaker 11: text me back because I might go out with someone
Speaker 11: else tonight. Like a bunch of cute emojis.
Speaker 1: Oh no, I mean, I see what you were trying
Speaker 1: to do. There may read if.
Speaker 7: You spoke it, maybe, but reading it, especially when you
Speaker 7: read it from someone you don't know that.
Speaker 11: I thought she would see that it was a joke
Speaker 11: and she'd be like, yeah, what's his name? You know, like,
Speaker 11: I thought she was gonna rip me back on it.
Speaker 1: You're going out with?
Speaker 2: So what did she say back? Anything?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 11: And so I just kind of sent a few more texts,
Speaker 11: Oh God.
Speaker 2: What did you say? As a follow up, I.
Speaker 11: Just kind of stuck with the same theme. I just
Speaker 11: was like, all right, I'm going out. I like sent
Speaker 11: her a picture of some shoes. I was like, Sam,
Speaker 11: I'm getting balled up.
Speaker 1: Years from now, I'm gonna walk down the islands, say
Speaker 1: I do you don't text me back?
Speaker 2: Bro try that is so cry. Have you talked to
Speaker 2: the coworker that set you guys up?
Speaker 11: No? Because I just feel like it's embarrassed.
Speaker 2: It's too embarrassing.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 11: I mean I even't sent her a sorry jiff with
Speaker 11: like the commercial from the board game.
Speaker 14: Okay, trying to make an inside joke that doesn't really happening.
Speaker 1: There just too far fast. Exactly this might be too
Speaker 1: far gone, but there's a chance we could bring it back.
Speaker 2: Can we delete the text? Isn't too late for that.
Speaker 1: I'd be too late for that, But hopefully we can
Speaker 1: get her on the phone and sweetly convince her to
Speaker 1: give it another try.
Speaker 11: Yeah, Yeah, I mean, I really mean you guys know that.
Speaker 11: So if you can help me, I appreciate it.
Speaker 1: Just don't start the conbo with you. Better text me back. Yeah,
Speaker 1: well you better stay on hold this entire time. Well,
Speaker 1: we're going to move on to a different person and
Speaker 1: get them a second date update, a picture of my shoes.
Speaker 11: I deserve that. I deserve that.
Speaker 1: We're going to do your second date update right after
Speaker 1: this second date update. If you're just joining us. We're
Speaker 1: on the phone with Matt, who says he went out
Speaker 1: on the perfect first date beers board games, it's fun
Speaker 1: body flirtations that night was flawless.
Speaker 8: Huh.
Speaker 1: After the date, though a little bit of a different story,
Speaker 1: admits he may have messed up because she wasn't responding
Speaker 1: to his texts. Yeah, and in a misguided effort to
Speaker 1: get to Nita to respond, he tried to egger on
Speaker 1: a little bit with something like, hey, if you don't
Speaker 1: respond to me, I'm gonna go out with someone else.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 7: And he'd only given it a couple hours too for
Speaker 7: her to respond.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like she'd like left him on red for a
Speaker 2: day or two.
Speaker 1: And when he still got no reply back, he kept
Speaker 1: teasing for a while, saying, I'm serious. I'm gonna swipe
Speaker 1: on someone else soon. Now I'm putting on my shoes
Speaker 1: if you don't call me back.
Speaker 6: Are you a.
Speaker 2: Dad, because dad's never known when the joke's over either.
Speaker 11: I am not a dada, Jackie.
Speaker 1: The thing is, he hasn't said like he's in love
Speaker 1: with her, but you can tell that he does like her,
Speaker 1: and you might do some questionable things when you're really
Speaker 1: into someone.
Speaker 7: No, I really truly think you read it as a joke.
Speaker 7: I think she did not.
Speaker 11: Yeah, I mean the basis of it. I think I
Speaker 11: just figured I'm already embarrassed as well.
Speaker 2: Lean, Yeah, he tried. We're gonna try. We're gonna try harder.
Speaker 1: We're gonna call Tanita here in just a second.
Speaker 2: Digging out of a hole.
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, you're not painting it very nicely for him.
Speaker 1: You're kind of piling I'm just saying I like to
Speaker 1: get a little positivity before we make these calls, a
Speaker 1: little forward momentum.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, then maybe she blocked you before she saw
Speaker 3: the rest.
Speaker 2: Of them.
Speaker 1: Forward bright thinking that we need. Don't you feel a
Speaker 1: little bit better now?
Speaker 6: Matt thrilled.
Speaker 1: Yeah, good news is we're not blocked. So let's see
Speaker 1: what she has to say. Here we go. Hello, Hey
Speaker 1: is this Tanita? Hey Tanita, you're on the radio right
Speaker 1: now with a fun morning show called Brooke and Jeffrey.
Speaker 2: Welcome to the show, Tanita.
Speaker 4: Yeah, oh, let me get another cup of coffee.
Speaker 2: Okay, wait, that's actually our tagline.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not really, but I know this might be weird,
Speaker 1: but we do want to talk to you about your
Speaker 1: dating life a little bit. If you have a second.
Speaker 4: What do you mean?
Speaker 11: What are you talking about?
Speaker 1: It's a segment that we do on our show called
Speaker 1: Second Date Update, and one of our listeners has reached
Speaker 1: out because he went out with you recently, had a
Speaker 1: great time, and now hasn't been able to arrange that
Speaker 1: second meet up. His name is Matt.
Speaker 11: Oh okay, yeah.
Speaker 2: He said he's played board games together, which sounded really fun.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was fun. The whole date was fun until
Speaker 4: after the date.
Speaker 1: After the date wasn't fun.
Speaker 4: Well, yeah, I mean I don't know. I don't know
Speaker 4: if he told you anything or whatever.
Speaker 1: I did hear that there were some texts exchanged, and
Speaker 1: by exchange, I mean just from him and the big.
Speaker 7: News he's self aware at how embarrassing those are.
Speaker 4: Oh really, Well, there were a lot more than just
Speaker 4: some texts. It was like, I mean, I don't know
Speaker 4: to the extent of what he said, but like he said.
Speaker 1: There was a lot that he was trying to like
Speaker 1: egg you on and say he was going to go
Speaker 1: on a date with somebody else if he didn't reply.
Speaker 7: He was trying to joke, but we also understand how
Speaker 7: it could be read not as a joke, Saul, and
Speaker 7: by like read literally just as a red flag.
Speaker 11: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Well, he like literally walks from me through an entire
Speaker 4: date with somebody. And that's where I kind of was like, maybe, yeah,
Speaker 4: what do you.
Speaker 1: Mean wait, what do you mean you walked you through
Speaker 1: a date?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 11: Yeah.
Speaker 4: It was first like he was talking about, like, let's
Speaker 4: meet up, and then he's like, Oh, I'm going to
Speaker 4: go out with somebody if you don't text me back,
Speaker 4: And then it was like I'm out with the girl, now.
Speaker 1: Out Wait, wait, he really went out on dates?
Speaker 2: No, I think it was a joke. I think he
Speaker 2: was just joking.
Speaker 1: Well, I thought that was that was that was the
Speaker 1: perspective that we got. Hold on, you read us the
Speaker 1: text and maybe we can decide.
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, okay, hold one secon.
Speaker 16: I'm gonna look it up.
Speaker 1: I don't think so.
Speaker 4: Okay, I'm walking out the door out that was the
Speaker 4: last Okay, Okay, I just bought a drink.
Speaker 11: Everything's going well.
Speaker 3: I think he's.
Speaker 7: Trying to be funny to this feels achy.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'll read you his next text, I'm playing pinball
Speaker 4: with her, but sure wish I was playing games with you, the.
Speaker 1: Board games that you were playing on your date.
Speaker 11: Still get.
Speaker 2: I like that you can find the humor in this though.
Speaker 2: I appreciate that.
Speaker 4: It's a little bit terrifying.
Speaker 1: Actually.
Speaker 4: But his next text, this is the last one I got.
Speaker 4: So I kissed her at the end of the night,
Speaker 4: but was thinking of you the whole time. Smiley face,
Speaker 4: winkie face, hurt.
Speaker 1: Oh no, that's like me.
Speaker 7: And this is this is over like a what three
Speaker 7: hour time span that he said any of these.
Speaker 4: Well, it was like a whole day from the beginning of.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, how did you not respond.
Speaker 11: For the first one I was at work.
Speaker 4: It was like there wasn't even even enough time between
Speaker 4: the text I mean to answer him, and then it
Speaker 4: just went off the rail.
Speaker 1: Did he make up that dates too? Is that a
Speaker 1: real thing?
Speaker 7: I mean, like literally texting at the same time he's
Speaker 7: kissing someone after.
Speaker 1: I'm very curious, and I just want to ask him
Speaker 1: directly because I need to tell you to Anita that
Speaker 1: Matt's on the other line right now listening to this.
Speaker 2: Yeah, another girl doesn't ye?
Speaker 11: Hey, yeah, man, I thought I was embarrassed before.
Speaker 1: That philis Eboddy, what's going on? Pilian?
Speaker 11: I'm I mean, what do you want me to say?
Speaker 11: I told you guys, I sent some embarrassing texts already.
Speaker 7: Well, right, but you said you sat like four not
Speaker 7: a whole day's worth, not I just made out way
Speaker 7: by date?
Speaker 11: Yeah, here's I don't remember getting that number. I mean
Speaker 11: a date.
Speaker 1: What were you on a date with another woman for real?
Speaker 1: Or was that all just like made up as a joke.
Speaker 11: I really don't want to have to say.
Speaker 2: Oh, well, it's not funny at all that you were like,
Speaker 2: ha ha guy.
Speaker 11: No, look, look, okay, here's what I so. I went
Speaker 11: on another date. Okay, yeah, oh my god, Tonita, I
Speaker 11: thought about you the whole time.
Speaker 8: It doesn't matter.
Speaker 9: Nothing in the last two minutes to you, but I
Speaker 9: was thinking about you the whole Tika.
Speaker 1: Sorry, I mean, does it change your mind a little
Speaker 1: bit that he actually followed through and went out with
Speaker 1: a real girl. It's like kind of sweet and truthful
Speaker 1: in that way. It kind it's arranged. If he made
Speaker 1: that whole thing up.
Speaker 19: Yeah, if he made it up, I would have gone
Speaker 19: out with him again because that was like I totally
Speaker 19: would have because he's really really trying hard and maybe
Speaker 19: making a joke. But no, this is like a hard pass,
Speaker 19: hard pass.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, he got into that part yet.
Speaker 11: Ta Okay, hey, can I change my answer? I made
Speaker 11: the whole thing up.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, let's let's rewind the tape and delete.
Speaker 2: I feel like I feel like this is the first
Speaker 2: time ever.
Speaker 7: It's like, normally people want what they can't have, and yeah,
Speaker 7: Tanita just doesn't want it.
Speaker 1: We don't know that for sure yet.
Speaker 2: Go ahead, I mean, it's.
Speaker 1: Part of the before I asked. Obviously, he's very embarrassed
Speaker 1: by what happened, but he knows he made a mistake.
Speaker 1: And sometimes when you really really are into someone, you
Speaker 1: do really really dumb stuff because you're afraid.
Speaker 2: Of losing, Like make out with other women. I mean
Speaker 2: that happens.
Speaker 1: Plus Matt, you're not still seeing that girl? Right?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: No, I mean good answer.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 7: It was just about to say.
Speaker 1: And ask if you'd like to go out with Matt
Speaker 1: one more time and we pay for it.
Speaker 4: You know, he was so good at Connect four and
Speaker 4: so good at Sorry. He wins all the games, so
Speaker 4: he's really good at playing games. I'm gonna say, no, hope, something.
Speaker 1: Like, what are you doing all right, Matt?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 1: We we can't catch another date, buddy.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 11: I thought of something to say, but I almost feel
Speaker 11: like it's worse than the other stuff.
Speaker 7: I don't think that the whole can't get deeper at
Speaker 7: this point.
Speaker 1: Matt, go ahead, Yeah, go ahead.
Speaker 11: I just wish you would quit playing games with my heart.
Speaker 11: Oh my god, cringing as I said it, but I have.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so we're all of our listeners, so thank you
Speaker 1: for that. Matt's looking Jeffrey in the morning. Oh man,
Speaker 1: I was so hoping when we asked the question, tell
Speaker 1: me that wasn't a real date. I really wanted him
Speaker 1: to say, No, that's not real. Are you crazy? I
Speaker 1: made that up to get under her skin. Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: exactly what he should have said, even if it was
Speaker 1: a lot.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, this man, I swear and like that.
Speaker 2: He didn't fill us in on that part, like when
Speaker 2: we first talked to him. Yeah, this is like important information.
Speaker 1: So when he told us he really did go out
Speaker 1: with someone else, you could hear all of our reactions.
Speaker 1: Plus the text board was lighting up with people.
Speaker 2: Just call him an idiot.
Speaker 1: Yeah, not happy. No, they said ditch this guy. We
Speaker 1: did get one text in support of Matt, though.
Speaker 2: Was it the other person he was out with.
Speaker 1: No, it turns out it was from Matt himself. Okay,
Speaker 1: he said, Hey, this is Matt. I'm listening to myself
Speaker 1: on the radio, and I think she should reconsider. It's
Speaker 1: not as bad as it sounds.
Speaker 3: Come on, man, you texting while he does.
Speaker 1: Matt, It was as bad as it sounds.
Speaker 2: But it's amazing he can get a lot of first dates.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he had to back the trick. Is that next one? Yeah,
Speaker 1: we'll keep working on that for you. But if you
Speaker 1: want some help getting another date, we can try. Just
Speaker 1: email the show. We'll call that person. Wasn't calling you back.
Speaker 8: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 1: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. You remember when
Speaker 1: the Internet used to ask the public to name stuff,
Speaker 1: and we got a ship named body mc boat face,
Speaker 1: and the snow plow named Plowie mcplow head, and that
Speaker 1: high school that went with the fred Durst Department of
Speaker 1: Humanities Fred Durst the lead singer of Limp Biscuit. But
Speaker 1: there's been a couple more that happened earlier this year,
Speaker 1: and the powers that be didn't necessarily want everybody to
Speaker 1: know about them.
Speaker 2: I can't wait to hear these.
Speaker 1: Let the media catch on. But we got the hot scoop.
Speaker 1: In Australia, a boat was voted to be named fairy
Speaker 1: mcfairy face, but the Transport Minister of the government ignored
Speaker 1: the popular vote, didn't want to go with it, and
Speaker 1: it launched a nationwide political scandal where the politician got
Speaker 1: reprimanded and put on probation. That's for refusing to listen
Speaker 1: to the public's demand.
Speaker 2: This is a democratic name society.
Speaker 1: We don't care how dumb or stupid. The policies are
Speaker 1: if we want them, they need to happen.
Speaker 7: I mean, I will say I would like a new
Speaker 7: type of name, like the mcface is getting a.
Speaker 1: Little that's the question at this point. Is the stick
Speaker 1: kind of over? Is it getting old in a few years.
Speaker 1: I say that because in Kansas City they just held
Speaker 1: a naming contest for a pipe inspecting robot and coming
Speaker 1: in fourth was Pipey mcpiperson, third proby mcprobe face, in
Speaker 1: second body mcbot face. But the winner with the most
Speaker 1: votes was nothing like any of those. The public opted
Speaker 1: simply for Jeff, which is my name.
Speaker 7: I love naming like weird things are your typical dude days.
Speaker 1: That's like the joke. Now Jeff is like a joke name.
Speaker 1: Apparently I'm a pipe inspecting robot, which I guess isn't
Speaker 1: actually too far from the tree.
Speaker 7: I bet more people can spell the pipe's name right
Speaker 7: than they can spell your name.
Speaker 1: So I promise to inspect some pipe when we do
Speaker 1: addition of laser stories and that's coming up. It's the
Speaker 1: radio segment that just cracked the code on educating animals.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, for one thousand dollars he'll teach your cat
Speaker 1: to memorize one hundred and twenty different commands who the
Speaker 1: cat won't do any of that, but he signed a
Speaker 1: certificate saying they'll at least memorize those commands. So Catt
Speaker 1: trained with Laser Stories, the segment where we read weird
Speaker 1: news stories around the globe, just like everyone else does,
Speaker 1: except we've got a laser and those other meourons just don't. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's terrible. Let's just go to your first one out
Speaker 1: of Buffalo, New York. How would you like a job
Speaker 1: at the city that pays seventy thousand dollars a year
Speaker 1: and you have to do absolutely nothing. You never have
Speaker 1: to show up, you never have to answer an email.
Speaker 1: You don't even have to know who your coworkers are.
Speaker 2: Heck, they're off for these jobs.
Speaker 1: It's exactly the gig that Jill Retman has had for
Speaker 1: the past seven years.
Speaker 2: The luckiest city worker ever.
Speaker 1: It didn't really start like that because she was first
Speaker 1: hired as a clerk in the fire department, but in
Speaker 1: twenty sixteen she was accused of tampering with the payroll
Speaker 1: in order to pat her own checks. Today, so when
Speaker 1: they found that out, she was put on paid administrative
Speaker 1: leave while they investigated the charges. Okay, only problem no
Speaker 1: one ever got around to doing that actual investigation. What
Speaker 1: do you mean, So Jill waited for a year and
Speaker 1: then decided to just get another job, figuring at some
Speaker 1: point they would realize what happened.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because she's still on administrative paid leave.
Speaker 1: But no one caught on. So for seven years, Jill
Speaker 1: took home seventy thousand dollars a year for doing absolutely
Speaker 1: nothing making benefits.
Speaker 2: Do that is like the lottery?
Speaker 1: Her total haul was around half a million work free
Speaker 1: dollars another job. Yet doing another job at the same time,
Speaker 1: she's making like six figures easily.
Speaker 2: Are they gonna make her pay it back?
Speaker 17: You know?
Speaker 3: Like is it?
Speaker 2: I mean, it's not really her fall.
Speaker 1: The city finally noticed and has described the handling of
Speaker 1: the situation as maddening and a breakdown of multiple entities
Speaker 1: within government.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but they're like, hey, her money.
Speaker 2: By the way, we don't have enough to fix up
Speaker 2: pothole by your house, though.
Speaker 1: But we could, yeah, Bill. No one in city Hall
Speaker 1: would answer questions about what was going to happen next.
Speaker 1: Jill also remains quiet on the whole situation. Probably hoping
Speaker 1: they're gonna forget about her again and go right back
Speaker 1: to paying her for doing nothing.
Speaker 7: I think she still got the emails about free donuts
Speaker 7: and the breakrood.
Speaker 1: This next laser stories out of Amarillo, thirty three year
Speaker 1: old's Whitney Moffatt drives for door Dash and the other
Speaker 1: night she went to pick up an order at Wingstop
Speaker 1: and it wasn't ready when she got to the restaurant. Okay,
Speaker 1: so she waite.
Speaker 2: It happens a lot.
Speaker 1: Waited five minutes, and then another five, and finally she
Speaker 1: got so annoyed she walked back into the kitchen area
Speaker 1: to just grab the order herself.
Speaker 7: You can't do that, Yeah, but you know what, that
Speaker 7: is a door Dash delivery person that is taken initiatives.
Speaker 1: They told her to leave, and Whitney said, not until
Speaker 1: I get my customer's gd food.
Speaker 3: Oh wow, this.
Speaker 1: Is who you want fighting for you guys.
Speaker 2: They must have tipped well, yeah, I hope.
Speaker 1: So that sparked a fight, and police say she physically
Speaker 1: attacked the store's manager.
Speaker 7: Good guy, you put that in the notes, like drop
Speaker 7: my door and please attack if.
Speaker 1: Throw hands if you have. Yeah. She continued attacking the
Speaker 1: supervisor as he tried to escort her out of the building. Luckily,
Speaker 1: an off duty cop happened to see this whole thing,
Speaker 1: and that's when Whitney also got into it with him.
Speaker 1: That's not smart. Apparently screaming doesn't anyone deserve hot food anymore.
Speaker 1: What did you expect the cop to go? Wait a minute,
Speaker 1: they don't have your order yet.
Speaker 2: That's it only person in that business that cares.
Speaker 1: She's facing charges for assault and resisting arrest. No word
Speaker 1: on how long the customer had to wait for their wings.
Speaker 1: But I know a lot of our listeners are thinking
Speaker 1: what we're all thinking. We wish every delivery driver cared
Speaker 1: about woman. Let's go to your next days of the
Speaker 1: story out of fancy fashion headquarters. Oo, I don't think
Speaker 1: I'm allowed here. Huge news and dad fashion shorts are
Speaker 1: officially cool again.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Now you might be asking were they ever cool? And
Speaker 1: that is probably a fair question, is can I say?
Speaker 3: Can I be honest?
Speaker 2: What are the jeorts again? I don't even remember what
Speaker 2: they were shorts? I thought you sjorts are longer like
Speaker 2: the long ones. They hit below your knees. Yeah, we're
Speaker 2: close to the Okay.
Speaker 1: Apparently gen z is obsessed with them, and yeah, we're
Speaker 1: not talking like the short cutoffs, even the really long
Speaker 1: baggy jean sorts that your dad bought on sale at Walmart.
Speaker 2: Crazy. It's like the skater look.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I know, like and then you sag them and
Speaker 7: you have your like, you know, your Calvin Client underwear
Speaker 7: hanging out.
Speaker 3: Oayy's doing all that. It's just the doors.
Speaker 2: Yeah, just way.
Speaker 1: Meanwhile, short tight cutoffs and daisy dukes those never went
Speaker 1: out of fashion, but now the ninety style, longer ones
Speaker 1: that go past your knees are really trendy, especially for women.
Speaker 3: I know, I keep seeing them. It's killing me.
Speaker 2: Women, and they always make my calves look so big.
Speaker 1: TikTok is full of videos on how to incorporate them
Speaker 1: into your outfits. Even cargo pant jorts are acceptable.
Speaker 7: Oh like, this is what my mom does. She just
Speaker 7: just like, honey, I don't need to throw any of
Speaker 7: these clothes out. I just wait twenty years and then
Speaker 7: it all.
Speaker 2: Comes back again.
Speaker 1: Not clear if middle aged dads can pull off the
Speaker 1: look or if you have to be young in order
Speaker 1: to make it cool. We're going to send a pair
Speaker 1: to Alexis's dad, though, to see if he can wear
Speaker 1: them around for us as an experiment.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think it's women taking the dad's shorts.
Speaker 3: Right, that's weird.
Speaker 2: Okay, is confusing.
Speaker 8: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't put on your dad's.
Speaker 14: Try to follow the fashion, Jeffrey.
Speaker 2: And it's not working.
Speaker 1: Let's go to your next lazer story. Out of the tidy,
Speaker 1: whitey worlds of undergarments, Brook, don't take your dad's of
Speaker 1: those when you're getting dressed. How often do you consider
Speaker 1: not wearing any underwear.
Speaker 2: When they're too dirt? Then they're all dirty dirty?
Speaker 14: Does the launder you like there is in your pants that?
Speaker 1: Well, if you've never thought about going without, you're actually
Speaker 1: in the minority.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I've never gone like ever?
Speaker 1: I may I mean maybe. In a new poll, thirty
Speaker 1: percent of people say they never go commando. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: never ever, ever, and while just seven percent say they
Speaker 1: always go commando. Most people go back and forth. But
Speaker 1: is it you actually leave the house right?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've never done it. The people more likely to
Speaker 1: go commando are men underage forty five, particularly living out west.
Speaker 1: Not wearing underwear to sleep is more common. See, no,
Speaker 1: that's different. I'm nineteen percent of people say they.
Speaker 14: Always do that, but as wears them to sleep, but
Speaker 14: then not during the day, Like this makes no sense, honey, Yes,
Speaker 14: and you're still adding underwear to the laundry.
Speaker 1: I'm like, what is going on?
Speaker 2: Well, the whole benefit of going commando is we don't
Speaker 2: have to wash them.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think he gets in bed with you and
Speaker 1: he's like, I don't want her to get any ideas
Speaker 1: for the underwear. Another question asked if going commando was
Speaker 1: acceptable just out in the world, and people will split
Speaker 1: fifty to fifty on it.
Speaker 7: Well, I mean, if you're wearing short like dresses or something,
Speaker 7: you may don't want to.
Speaker 8: Oh.
Speaker 9: Yeah, if you're like in a sun dress, you're like
Speaker 9: a children's event or something, then yeah, don't do that.
Speaker 1: But a job interview, that's where you want to feel
Speaker 1: confident about yourself. Forty percent of people said it's always
Speaker 1: or usually acceptable. Forty said it was always are usually unacceptable.
Speaker 1: Percent Yeah, they didn't know what to say. They weren't sure.
Speaker 2: They definitely had their under on.
Speaker 1: You know what, I'm not sure about what this guy's
Speaker 1: at home attire. I've heard rumors of wide legs, silk shorts,
Speaker 1: and then others have said he's got a full body shel.
Speaker 2: Keny that he wears full body.
Speaker 1: Don't know how to feel about it. That sound means
Speaker 1: Laser Stories has come to an end for the day.
Speaker 1: We'll do it again, same time on Friday.
Speaker 8: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 1: On the phone. Right now, we've got Shan who has
Speaker 1: been listening to our show. She says, since way back
Speaker 1: in when he's thirteen. Wow, when she was taking her
Speaker 1: kids to middle school. Now all of her kids are
Speaker 1: filing for their retirement papers. That was how long she's
Speaker 1: been listening. She remembers, way back when Brooke just turned forty.
Speaker 7: Oh wow, that was care go those two days old age.
Speaker 3: I can't remember.
Speaker 17: Thank you.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, he has been on the air. Wait
Speaker 2: too long.
Speaker 10: I remember when you were planning your wedding, Brook, and
Speaker 10: your mom was going to make you come out in
Speaker 10: on an elephant or a camel or something.
Speaker 2: My husband, Yeah, that happened, my husband. My husband came, No,
Speaker 2: my mom. It was definitely my mom. And my mom.
Speaker 7: Really felt like grooms also needed an entrance, so she
Speaker 7: rented a camel.
Speaker 2: Which was very hard to find in North Idaho. I'll
Speaker 2: tell you so it's amazing. It's like the most talked
Speaker 2: about thing with our.
Speaker 1: Actually it was really it was a really great day.
Speaker 1: God rest Brooks husband's soul. Anyway, we're gonna have Brooke
Speaker 1: leave the studio and Shan, you know how this game works.
Speaker 1: He got thirty seconds answer as many questions as possible.
Speaker 1: If you don't know when, you could say pass. But
Speaker 1: you do have to beat Brooke outright to win. Are
Speaker 1: you ready?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Good luck? Your time starts now. On this day in
Speaker 1: nineteen forty six, the very first con Film Festival was
Speaker 1: held in what country? Ran Arches National Park is located
Speaker 1: in which state Ka? What is the first name of
Speaker 1: Donald Duck's girlfriend Pat Which European country has a museum
Speaker 1: dedicated to Arnold Schwarzenegger. Oh? God, name the military organization
Speaker 1: who uses the slogan the Few, the Proud, the Marine.
Speaker 1: Well done, there, Shan got through a bunch of questions.
Speaker 1: We're gonna bring Brook back into the studio. And she
Speaker 1: has been listening to this show for a long time,
Speaker 1: which is why our producer asked her before she got on,
Speaker 1: what's her favorite part of the show. Who are her
Speaker 1: favorite people? She said she likes Jose she loves Brook.
Speaker 1: Oh sweet with me? Yeah, crickets, Well.
Speaker 2: She just figured out who you are, honey, so shy,
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 3: I love you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no surprise.
Speaker 2: I hope to take you down right now though.
Speaker 11: Yeah, yeah, you fight all right?
Speaker 1: Good luck? Brook? Yeah, not really though, your time it
Speaker 1: starts now. On this day in nineteen forty six, the
Speaker 1: very first con Film Festival was held in what country France?
Speaker 1: Arches National Park is located in which state Utah? What's
Speaker 1: the first name of Donald Duck's girlfriend Daisy? Which European
Speaker 1: country has a museum dedicated to Arnold Schwarzenegger Germany.
Speaker 6: Name the military.
Speaker 1: Organization who uses the slogan the Few the Proud, the Marines.
Speaker 1: What was the first name of the Spanish painter Picasso?
Speaker 2: Pablo?
Speaker 1: We got time for today. Let's head on over to
Speaker 1: the scoreboard to see how you boll did with Jose.
Speaker 6: The ugliest dog in the world, mister Happy, that's me,
Speaker 6: that's me.
Speaker 1: You got three correct today?
Speaker 2: Pretty good? And Brook, Yeah, I'm feeling confident right now.
Speaker 1: You were on your game, which is why you got five.
Speaker 6: Wow.
Speaker 18: Brook does thrive on compliments, So no surprise there. Let's
Speaker 18: go to the answers real quick.
Speaker 1: On this day. In nineteen forty six, the first Con
Speaker 1: Film Festival was held in France.
Speaker 2: I think it's Can.
Speaker 1: It is Con.
Speaker 2: Everybody else calls it Can, says Cans.
Speaker 1: And then someone on the carpet's like, welcome to the
Speaker 1: COLN Festival.
Speaker 2: Just keep yeah.
Speaker 1: Arches National Parks located in Utah. It's famous for its
Speaker 1: rock formations there. Donald Duck's girlfriend is Daisy Daisy Duck.
Speaker 1: The European country that has a museum dedicated to Arnold
Speaker 1: Schwarzenegger is austri where he grew up and was born.
Speaker 1: The military organization with its slogan the Few the Proud
Speaker 1: is the Marines. Yeah, and Picasso's first name, Pablo Brook
Speaker 1: knew it.
Speaker 7: Shan.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, we can't give you any money here, but
Speaker 1: just we're playing. You do win a pair of tickets
Speaker 1: to see Danish europop sensation and singers of Barbie Girl Aqua,
Speaker 1: performed November twelfth at the Paramount Theater.
Speaker 4: Wow.
Speaker 11: That's cool.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that is definitely really cool. Yeah that's awol. Yeah, yay,
Speaker 2: you're gonna have a fun night.
Speaker 10: I will have a fun night.
Speaker 18: Thank you all right, Shan, thanks for coming back and
Speaker 18: playing hope you come back again.
Speaker 2: Okay, and thanks for listening for so many years. It
Speaker 2: means a lot to us.
Speaker 1: We appreciate.
Speaker 10: Oh well, thank you for being on for so many years. Y.
Speaker 1: Despite what management wants, against what everybody wants, we're gonna
Speaker 1: be back again.
Speaker 2: Yeah, tomorrow, can't get rid of us.
Speaker 1: No, we'll do Windbrooks Bucks, same time tomorrow.
Speaker 8: Frooking Jeffrey in the morning,