Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 2: Fun fact, we have all auditioned to be young Jeffrey's
Speaker 2: backup singers at one point.
Speaker 3: Yo, Jeffrey, I'm your backup singer.
Speaker 2: See that's why she didn't make it, Alexis, why didn't
Speaker 2: you make it?
Speaker 3: Jeff wouldn't even let me audition. He kicked me out.
Speaker 1: I just couldn't hit one note. All right, he work,
Speaker 1: but he is very good at what he does.
Speaker 2: Yes, see why in a brand new song of the
Speaker 2: Week coming up in this hour.
Speaker 1: Back in the two thousands, the hit show American Idol
Speaker 1: changed the way that we watch reality TV forever.
Speaker 4: Yeah, interesting song choice for the American Idol, but yes.
Speaker 1: And then in the twenty tens, film was turned on
Speaker 1: its ear when fifty Shades of Gray dropped. I've never
Speaker 1: seen a whip that close in three D before.
Speaker 3: Wait, you watched it in three D.
Speaker 1: It's the only way to watch it, it looked. And
Speaker 1: now the twenty twenties finally has its defining landmark moment.
Speaker 1: The medium of radio will never be the same with
Speaker 1: the inception of a new feature that we call Audio First,
Speaker 1: where we play you a random piece of audio that's
Speaker 1: almost guaranteed to make no sense. Because I don't set
Speaker 1: it up beforehand. Only once it's done will I reveal
Speaker 1: what it is. It's audio first.
Speaker 4: I feel like you're tried harder this week than last
Speaker 4: to make this happen. But okay, play the audiosness deserves
Speaker 4: its moments.
Speaker 1: So with no setup whatsoever, here is your audio.
Speaker 3: I mean, the last minute and a half was kind
Speaker 3: of setup.
Speaker 5: But okay, what incredible.
Speaker 1: I'm sure you know what that is. You probably don't
Speaker 1: even want me to tell you that was audio first.
Speaker 6: They're still not.
Speaker 1: Gonna get closed, so let's move on to what's happening
Speaker 1: in Carnville, Ohio. Today.
Speaker 7: Wait?
Speaker 3: What, Really, you're not gonna explain it now? You said
Speaker 3: you were gonna explain it after Oh you.
Speaker 1: I felt like it was pretty obvious. You want to
Speaker 1: know what it was?
Speaker 4: It sounded like someone hit a magic basketball shot onto
Speaker 4: a cruise ship.
Speaker 1: All right, Well, if you guys really needed this, it's
Speaker 1: a Cleveland Browns fan throwing a can of beer from
Speaker 1: the banks of a river onto the deck of a
Speaker 1: passing freighter ship and one of the crew members on
Speaker 1: the ship catches it and they blow the horn in celebration.
Speaker 1: And feel like I didn't need to explain that to you.
Speaker 4: But that was once again it just doesn't hit right first.
Speaker 1: Now let's move on and get into the shot collar
Speaker 1: question of the day. Do you need to explain how that
Speaker 1: one works too?
Speaker 8: Get shot?
Speaker 4: It's just like that that segment makes me feel disappointed.
Speaker 1: Okay, you can leave the studio for the rest of
Speaker 1: this segment because you're making me disappointed. Let's send it
Speaker 1: over to Digital Jake, who never disappoints.
Speaker 9: Go ahead, Jake, or even seen such a miserable, sorry
Speaker 9: group of specimens in my life. As I'm standing here
Speaker 9: in the Brook and Jeffrey Studios for one of the
Speaker 9: most unforgettable holidays in the world, Elephant Appreciation Day, the
Speaker 9: world's largest mammals are getting an extra Ladge Trivia treatment
Speaker 9: today during a special one and done Junk in the
Speaker 9: Trunk Question of the day.
Speaker 3: Sankes Ranger, Jake Ranger, I don't know. It just feels
Speaker 3: like he's a park ranger.
Speaker 1: Right now, or sounds Australian to me.
Speaker 3: Why can't Australian start?
Speaker 9: Okay, you have no help this time. The elephant is
Speaker 9: the national animal of what nation? Is it a India,
Speaker 9: b Thailand or c Fire eye land with jaw Rule
Speaker 9: as the king.
Speaker 1: This one feels pretty obvious.
Speaker 4: Alexis is obviously going to be busy booking or trip
Speaker 4: to final.
Speaker 8: Imagine landing and jaw Rules riding an elephants.
Speaker 3: I want to go.
Speaker 9: Yeah, I've only had friends go to Thailand and go
Speaker 9: to the see the elephants there.
Speaker 1: Okay, so elephants on both experience, I'm saying Thailand.
Speaker 9: Alexis said Thailand. That is yes, Jo, Elephants are considered
Speaker 9: sacred in Buddhism. Over in Thailand, Alexis, You're very safe, Jose, Yes,
Speaker 9: your turn. Which one of these statements is true about elephants. A.
Speaker 9: Elephants can drink through their trunks. B elephants are afraid
Speaker 9: of mice or c Elephants can here with their feet.
Speaker 2: I always wondered about the trunk thing because in cartoons
Speaker 2: you see them bathe with it, like.
Speaker 8: They use their trunks to pray themselves.
Speaker 2: But do they actually drink because it's still their nose
Speaker 2: kind of right like mice.
Speaker 6: I don't think is true.
Speaker 2: I think they're not scared of mice. That's a cartoon
Speaker 2: thing as well. I got a lot of elephant knowledge
Speaker 2: from cartoons and wait, what's true? Yeah, oh no, I
Speaker 2: don't think they can drink through their trunks. I oh
Speaker 2: my god, they're not scared of mice.
Speaker 9: Then I'm let's start over. Jeff, do audio first.
Speaker 6: Together, I'm gonna go with the last one.
Speaker 8: Then that they can they can hear through their feet.
Speaker 9: Jose went with here through their feet, that is, they
Speaker 9: can detect vibrations through the ground. I could tell where
Speaker 9: the sound is coming from, how far away, and what's
Speaker 9: making We're two for two, Brooke, it's your turn.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 9: There's one fictional elephant that was created by an author
Speaker 9: in France back in nineteen thirty one. His books have
Speaker 9: sold millions of copies all over the world, and he
Speaker 9: had a successful TV series for over a decade. Please
Speaker 9: tell me the name of this famous elephant, and you
Speaker 9: must spell it.
Speaker 6: Isn't it?
Speaker 3: Isn't it Bar?
Speaker 8: What about has to be it?
Speaker 1: What about Doctor Seuss's famous elephant?
Speaker 3: That's not French?
Speaker 4: I had Bar books when I was little, like I
Speaker 4: can almost picture. I don't know if it's B A
Speaker 4: R B A R or b A B A R.
Speaker 6: I don't know how to spell.
Speaker 4: What if it's spelled like Barbara's spell.
Speaker 3: I was reading it what I could barely read French.
Speaker 2: It should be multiple rs in an e A U X.
Speaker 3: I think I'm just gonna go b A R B
Speaker 3: A R.
Speaker 9: Brooks said, B A R B A R bar is
Speaker 9: the correct answer, but it's spelled b A B A R.
Speaker 1: Brook is thinking to go into the bar. That's why
Speaker 1: it's just top of mind.
Speaker 9: You had the right elephant, wrong spelling. So Brooks getting
Speaker 9: shot you could join her if you don't get this right.
Speaker 9: While they are enormous creatures, elephants do have a primal
Speaker 9: fear of one of the tiniest animals in the kingdom.
Speaker 9: Tell me which one is it? Is it a ants, b,
Speaker 9: bees or c the bone eating snot flower worm?
Speaker 1: So the bone eating snot flower worm must go up
Speaker 1: through your nose and slowly eat your.
Speaker 3: I'm unlocking a new fear description.
Speaker 1: See bees seems like that would be the obvious one,
Speaker 1: because they can hurt you with a sting.
Speaker 4: As I mean, fire ants are like no jokes. They
Speaker 4: have killer You second one of those fire ant piles and.
Speaker 9: You're gonna wish you'd met a bone eating stock.
Speaker 1: I am leaning towards the ants, because I could see
Speaker 1: an elephant stepping on a big ant hill and then
Speaker 1: they crawl all the way up them swarm of ants.
Speaker 1: Let's go with ants they're afraid.
Speaker 9: Jeffrey went with a for ants, that is, farmers will
Speaker 9: often place bee hives near their farms in order to
Speaker 9: stop elephants from foraging in that area.
Speaker 3: Everybody's interesting.
Speaker 1: So me and Brooke got our questions wrong. We're gonna
Speaker 1: be getting shocked. Somebody wanted to hear Fast Car by
Speaker 1: Tracy Chapman.
Speaker 3: Was nice. Wrap around my shoulders. No, I don't know
Speaker 3: the song long.
Speaker 1: I had a feeling we've ever done alright, Anyway, that
Speaker 1: was your shot collar question of the day for the.
Speaker 7: Elephantsay, Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 1: We're still months away, but we already have our first
Speaker 1: Christmas miracle. Yeah, it's Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 1: And even though the Sag and Rider strikes have brought
Speaker 1: Hollywood to a complete standstill, somehow, some way, Hallmark is
Speaker 1: still releasing forty brand new original holiday films for the
Speaker 1: this year.
Speaker 3: What they or something they break?
Speaker 1: They did not break the strike, and they didn't take
Speaker 1: Brooks advice and just cast a bunch of orphans for
Speaker 1: no pay. They ramped up the production when it became
Speaker 1: obvious the strike was gonna happen.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, So they're gonna be the worst ones
Speaker 4: that we've ever got.
Speaker 1: You good.
Speaker 4: You watch them because they're bad, You don't watch them
Speaker 4: because they're good.
Speaker 3: So this may be the best season.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Well. The Hallmark Holiday Movie Marathon starts on Friday,
Speaker 1: October twentieth, with their film checking it twice. A handsome
Speaker 1: but struggling hockey player falls for a beautiful real estate
Speaker 1: agent when he gets traded to her small hometown and
Speaker 1: moves into the cottage in her hockey loving family's backyard.
Speaker 3: What's gonna happen next?
Speaker 1: Job? Pretty the whole story this ackular.
Speaker 6: He's toothless.
Speaker 1: So that's one of the confirmed ones. But rumors are
Speaker 1: they're gonna do the sequel to the hall a classic
Speaker 1: Widows Wonderland Widows wonder Until Jack du Us Party.
Speaker 3: I can't tell if that's a joke that's real.
Speaker 1: That one might be happening. Also, there's talk of one
Speaker 1: called a Shoe Atticts Christmas. That could be fun for
Speaker 1: Alexis to watch with their friends. Plus for all the
Speaker 1: swingers out there mingle all the way.
Speaker 6: Oh, it's definitely.
Speaker 1: An exciting lineup this year. Get ready, I'm assuming Lori
Speaker 1: Laughlin's going to be cast in. All of them.
Speaker 3: Had always likes to take a couple of rolls.
Speaker 1: As long as it's only the two of them.
Speaker 3: They worked real hard all of April.
Speaker 1: Yes, they got laser stories coming up. It's the radio
Speaker 1: segment that's finally taking the stress out of eating soup
Speaker 1: in the car. Soup flavored gum they come in four fun,
Speaker 1: fantastic flavors to Nato basil, French onion, minnestrone, and New
Speaker 1: England clam chowder with real chunks of clam in it.
Speaker 1: Get your mouth full of Campbell's soup juice.
Speaker 3: For the clams you don't want to swallow.
Speaker 10: Hope, this is a Potato or yours with laser stories
Speaker 10: the segment.
Speaker 11: Just like everyone else does, except we've got a laser
Speaker 11: for good. Those other people thought, let's get to see
Speaker 11: your first laser story out of Napa, California.
Speaker 3: Prety exhausted.
Speaker 8: Okay.
Speaker 1: A sixty one year old guy named Norman Thomas had
Speaker 1: his power go out the other day at around nine am. Okay,
Speaker 1: so he walked outside to see what was going on,
Speaker 1: and that's when a random trespasser popped out from behind
Speaker 1: a tree and stabbed Norman in the back.
Speaker 3: In the back.
Speaker 1: Norman was so shocked at what happened, he did the
Speaker 1: first thing he could think of. He pulled the knife
Speaker 1: out and stabbed the intruder right back, actually this time
Speaker 1: in the torso.
Speaker 4: You it is literally out of like a Liam Neeson.
Speaker 1: Well, they ended up fighting back and forth, grabbing the
Speaker 1: knife and stabbing the other one with it.
Speaker 10: Then the other would do the same, someone walk away,
Speaker 10: back and.
Speaker 1: Forth, back and forth. In the end, Norman used that
Speaker 1: same knife to subdue the intruder till cops got there.
Speaker 1: You're both stabbed, neither everywhere, neither suffered life threatening injuries.
Speaker 1: Cups arrested the man for assault and attempted murder.
Speaker 6: Wow, several attempts.
Speaker 3: I did not know the way that that guy plants.
Speaker 1: Out of Japan. If you think artificial intelligence taking your
Speaker 1: job is alarming, that's nothing compared to this. AI can
Speaker 1: now translate chickens speak.
Speaker 3: Chickens.
Speaker 1: It's true. Scientists from Japan say AI can help to
Speaker 1: understand what different chicken clucks mean with about eighty percent accuracy.
Speaker 3: In my time with chickens. They're not the smartest animal
Speaker 3: in the world, Like, how many things are they thinking?
Speaker 1: Well, that makes sense because they can't translate whole sentences. Okay, yo,
Speaker 1: yo yo.
Speaker 10: The living conditions out here are really substantial.
Speaker 3: Man, they have an accent.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a New York chicken.
Speaker 3: It happens to be in Japan.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 1: No, The translations are more basic but helpful. Apparently it
Speaker 1: can use the sound of their vocalizations to determine their
Speaker 1: emotional states like hunger, fear, anger, contentment, excitement, and distress.
Speaker 3: Oh man, I bet those hens are always angry at
Speaker 3: that rooster.
Speaker 4: I mean, just having to lay all those eggs all
Speaker 4: the time just sounds exhausted.
Speaker 1: Obviously, insight like this could be very beneficial in the
Speaker 1: care of animals, allowing us to know what's stressing them
Speaker 1: out without having to guess.
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, awesome. Though that's crazy.
Speaker 1: It's also worth pointing out that this research is in
Speaker 1: its very early stages, and the study was spearheaded by
Speaker 1: the Tokyo professor who's better known for his adult intimate
Speaker 1: robot research.
Speaker 4: Okay, why are all the chickens, horny.
Speaker 1: This next lazer stories out of lily's roses and chrysanthemums.
Speaker 3: Oh my, oh okay, little gardner.
Speaker 1: Crayola has been around for one hundred and thirty eight
Speaker 1: years wow, mostly making crayons.
Speaker 3: And seriously, their craons are so superior the mass.
Speaker 1: But they also do colored pencils, markers, chalks, and paints.
Speaker 1: But they pretty much stayed in the art supplies lane
Speaker 1: for over a century until now, oh has got news
Speaker 1: that Crayola is now flexing into the flower business.
Speaker 6: Well, they're good with colors.
Speaker 1: It's called Crayola Flowers, which is an online flower delivery service.
Speaker 4: Looks like, wait, this isn't just like a one off
Speaker 4: like team up with a flower company.
Speaker 1: They're doing like a fund raising tilt for this. Just
Speaker 1: to be clear, they're real flowers, They're not crayons shaped
Speaker 1: into flo.
Speaker 2: Did assume they were like white silk flowers and somebody
Speaker 2: just drew crazy?
Speaker 4: Could they even change their logo, like the Crayola logo
Speaker 4: now has a flower in the oh yeah yeah.
Speaker 1: So it's all part of that fundraising thing. A certain
Speaker 1: percentage of every sale is going to be donated to
Speaker 1: charities that are chosen by the customer.
Speaker 3: I always love when they say a certain percentage, but
Speaker 3: how much much?
Speaker 1: Well, bouquets are going to be priced from fifty to
Speaker 1: one hundred and fifty dollars and.
Speaker 3: Maybe a dollar won't go to charity.
Speaker 1: They will be shipped directly from farms to consumers nationwide.
Speaker 1: How did they even think of this? The company said
Speaker 1: they came up with the idea in some downtime during
Speaker 1: the pandemic.
Speaker 3: So we'll see how well it works out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this next Lazer story is out of Dating Headquarters.
Speaker 1: Do you totally nerd out on unboxing videos?
Speaker 6: Sometimes?
Speaker 4: If Zara, I would says, in a really nice box,
Speaker 4: if you.
Speaker 1: Are sharing that embarrassing fact might be the key to
Speaker 1: scoring a hot date online?
Speaker 6: Really, what do you mean?
Speaker 1: I say that because a survey from the app Plenty
Speaker 1: of Fish says that the biggest trend in dating right
Speaker 1: now is embracing your cringe.
Speaker 3: Plenty of Fish.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Alexis, that's all cringe.
Speaker 3: Okay, it's cringe that you're on there.
Speaker 6: You wouldn't find this.
Speaker 1: Yeah, here's the deal. Almost fifty percent of singles forty
Speaker 1: five and younger admit that they're more cringe than they
Speaker 1: are cool and they're not trying to hide it anymore.
Speaker 1: Even three quarters of young singles say they're more likely
Speaker 1: to message someone on a dating app who appears to
Speaker 1: be as cringey as they are.
Speaker 3: But doesn't that make cringe cool? I mean, isn't that
Speaker 3: how it goes?
Speaker 1: If you're cringe together, it's two cringes don't make a
Speaker 1: cool And about sixty seven percent say it's attractive when
Speaker 1: dates share the things that they nerd out on. I
Speaker 1: know it, I totally know it.
Speaker 3: You never know they're nerding out on it. It can't
Speaker 3: be that they're not. They're unaware that they're cringing.
Speaker 8: Oh, you know, to be like, look, this is a
Speaker 8: big deal.
Speaker 1: I'm going to get Yeah.
Speaker 3: I mean, you nerd out on like love Islands. I
Speaker 3: tell people that.
Speaker 6: I'm warning you.
Speaker 1: The definition of cringe is subjective, but the idea is
Speaker 1: that they're authentic and they aren't afraid of sharing what
Speaker 1: they're really passionate about, even if they know it isn't cool.
Speaker 1: For example, if you have a quirky hobby like stranger
Speaker 1: body pinching, they just did be but that's your thing.
Speaker 3: That should be illegal. Jeff that'll say.
Speaker 1: Yeah, not every cringe behavior is necessarily good though.
Speaker 3: Like the one you just mentioned, mine is fine.
Speaker 1: Some of the ones that are perceived as bad are
Speaker 1: going on and on about the good old days. Oh
Speaker 1: if you talk about your accomplishments or your achievements that
Speaker 1: you did from a long time ago, and fooling around
Speaker 1: on your phone too much, all those are too cringe
Speaker 1: to even mentioned.
Speaker 3: So don't you cringe too hard.
Speaker 1: Don't put any of that in your bio. But I
Speaker 1: know this guy is embracing his cringe right now, or
Speaker 1: he's embracing a Nike Cross trainer. Sometimes it's hard to come,
Speaker 1: but it does mean Laser Stories has come to an
Speaker 1: end for the day. We're gonna do it again at
Speaker 1: the same time on Monday.
Speaker 7: Brook and Jeffrey. In the morning, you feel.
Speaker 1: That crisp chill in your pants, that's fall. It's not
Speaker 1: because we're going commando today. Autumn is in the air
Speaker 1: and inside all of our drawers. So we're gonna celebrate
Speaker 1: that today by playing why why would anybody hire me
Speaker 1: to do the weather?
Speaker 6: I don't like the forecast?
Speaker 3: Actually watch it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and we're gonna celebrate that today by playing a
Speaker 1: game that sends a chill down. My co host spines
Speaker 1: just the mention of it. It's called Riffing Around, a
Speaker 1: Fall themed edition of the game that tests your musical knowledge.
Speaker 1: Can you beat us? Well, it's not going to be
Speaker 1: that hard because we're gonna play coming up riffing Around. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's the segment that we do when no other content
Speaker 1: is available, Riffing Around where I play a musical riff
Speaker 1: from a famous song you've definitely heard before. My co
Speaker 1: host just have to give me the correct title of
Speaker 1: that song. And because the official start of falls just
Speaker 1: days away, all the today songs are gonna be Autumn related,
Speaker 1: so keep that in mind. Alexis, you're up first, give
Speaker 1: me the correct title of this fall related song. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: got that umbrella because it's rainy during the fall season. Strong,
Speaker 1: All right, one correct for Alexis brook eure up named
Speaker 1: this fall themed song.
Speaker 3: September.
Speaker 1: That's all right, September. Look at that. You guys are
Speaker 1: two for two. I'm gonna call it now. You're gonna
Speaker 1: get zero wrong during this entire You're on fire right now,
Speaker 1: Jose you're up. What is this famous song called?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 1: But we need the title of the song correct title.
Speaker 3: That was impressive.
Speaker 1: Actually on the round number two, alexis, what fall theme song?
Speaker 1: Is this.
Speaker 3: The sports one? But what's it called? Does this play
Speaker 3: in sports videos?
Speaker 6: Sports?
Speaker 1: You gotta tell me specifically?
Speaker 3: I don't know it.
Speaker 1: Uh, you have a guess. I don't know, fall Brook,
Speaker 1: what song is this?
Speaker 3: It's the Monday Night football song.
Speaker 1: Football actual name?
Speaker 6: I was hoping you were Sunday Night.
Speaker 3: That's Carrie Underwood.
Speaker 1: You know you know that Monday.
Speaker 3: Night for different nights of football. Yeah, okay, because with
Speaker 3: with men.
Speaker 1: You realize football happens during the fall. Now, Brooke, we're
Speaker 1: back to you. We need the title of this famous
Speaker 1: song that relates to fall.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, what.
Speaker 1: Do you think? Do you need a title as the
Speaker 1: whole thing? Tik talkk TikTok setting your clock back for
Speaker 1: daylight savings. You don't see the connection here.
Speaker 3: That's why I was like questioning my own guests.
Speaker 1: So Brooke is in the lead now with three correct
Speaker 1: Jose and Alexis each have one. Jose up again named
Speaker 1: this song and I'm going to help you here.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 1: I'll even sing some of the lyrics for you, not
Speaker 1: the tie lyrics, but maybe it'll spark something. Okay, here
Speaker 1: we go. Did you ever know.
Speaker 8: Man beneath My Wings?
Speaker 4: Just because you can't stop singing Bete Midler.
Speaker 1: Because it's windy during the autumn. Come look at that, Jose.
Speaker 1: You have to correct. Heading into the final round, brook
Speaker 1: is in the lead with three, right, Jose, Alexis you
Speaker 1: only have one. Here's your chance for redemption.
Speaker 3: Okay, will you play umbrella.
Speaker 1: And I'm gonna switch this one up for you though, Okay,
Speaker 1: for this one, I'm gonna play the music and I'm
Speaker 1: gonna tell you the title of the song. You have
Speaker 1: to name the artist. Here we go. The song is
Speaker 1: Wanna Be by who is?
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, no, it's old people.
Speaker 1: I know that.
Speaker 3: I know song like old I know the song.
Speaker 1: You really don't know who sings this song. Okay, we're
Speaker 1: going past you. Jose has used his skip.
Speaker 6: Card and we're passing over a brook.
Speaker 1: You give sirl Well, sorry, girl.
Speaker 3: Baby spy, sporty spy. I know I know who they
Speaker 3: are and I know the song. I don't know who
Speaker 3: sings what?
Speaker 6: Yes, brooks Man, because she like pretty much invented that song.
Speaker 1: Jose, You've now tied it up. Congratulations, well played, by
Speaker 1: using your skip card at the perfect time.
Speaker 6: There.
Speaker 1: That was really well done.
Speaker 6: Yes, you did in the middle of the mystery skip card.
Speaker 1: But Brook, now's your chance to take the lead back.
Speaker 6: Okay, fall.
Speaker 1: And name this song. I think autumn imagery. They're very
Speaker 1: distracting an answer, broke. Yes, you take the longest of
Speaker 1: any contestant on this show.
Speaker 6: Jose, I love a song.
Speaker 1: I'm telling you you are singing it correct? Yeah? What's
Speaker 1: that song?
Speaker 6: For a moment in the moments?
Speaker 7: God? Is it?
Speaker 8: I can't think of the chorus.
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Can you see that?
Speaker 6: I don't know it leaves? What is it?
Speaker 1: Dust in the Wind by Kansas from nineteen seventy seven.
Speaker 1: I just couldn't get forward in it again, winds making
Speaker 1: an appearance and riffing around a lot of weather related
Speaker 1: things happening during the fall. Now, Jose, this is it.
Speaker 1: If you get this correct, oh my god, you will win.
Speaker 1: Thing around this guy is so rip it is not, Jose,
Speaker 1: name this song?
Speaker 6: Okay, hold on, but I don't know the song.
Speaker 12: Ty.
Speaker 1: They need the title. Hold your had correct title?
Speaker 3: Dancing singing?
Speaker 6: I want to hold your hand?
Speaker 1: I hold by the Buddles, The winner of riffing around.
Speaker 1: Whole edition is hose.
Speaker 6: I'm the king of the full.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna roof for him over you congratulation. That's riffing around.
Speaker 1: I'm jeff Pumpkin Nuts debo your phone tabs coming up.
Speaker 7: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 1: Today we call an elementary school teacher who was set
Speaker 1: up by another elementary school.
Speaker 7: I love it.
Speaker 3: Let's start the school. You're off right.
Speaker 1: Apparently career days coming up and he needs to touch
Speaker 1: base with the parents who've agreed to come in and talk.
Speaker 1: But there is one little twist for one of the parents.
Speaker 1: That would be me, and I should probably clarify what
Speaker 1: my job really is because he might assume that I
Speaker 1: do something else. In your phone tap right now?
Speaker 13: Hello? Hi?
Speaker 1: Is this mister Ryan from elementary?
Speaker 13: Yes? Who's calling?
Speaker 2: Hi?
Speaker 1: I'm Eric Cameron's dad. Oh Hi, I know I'm supposed
Speaker 1: to come in and speak to the kids for career day.
Speaker 13: Yeah great, nice to meet you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah you too. I don't know if you got it.
Speaker 1: I sent in some information to.
Speaker 14: You, yes, regarding your career right.
Speaker 1: I just wanting to make sure.
Speaker 14: It looks like you're involved in the automotive industry. But
Speaker 14: that's pretty much all it's said.
Speaker 1: Well, I mean, yeah, loosely.
Speaker 14: Uh huh, okay, so can you tell me a little
Speaker 14: bit more?
Speaker 1: I can, but it's at this point in the conversation
Speaker 1: I do need to legally let you know that my
Speaker 1: parole officer is on the line. Hi.
Speaker 3: H Hello, Yeah, my name's Beth.
Speaker 4: I work in conjunction for the correctional facility where Eric
Speaker 4: was formerly housed.
Speaker 13: Sorry, I'm a little confused right now.
Speaker 4: It's pretty simple according to the courts, I just need
Speaker 4: to be on every phone call that Eric makes for
Speaker 4: the next six to nine months, and this obviously falls.
Speaker 3: In that window.
Speaker 13: Can I ask why?
Speaker 3: I'll just let Eric explain to you.
Speaker 4: I'm just going to be silent in the background here,
Speaker 4: so don't even act like I'm on the phone.
Speaker 13: Okay.
Speaker 1: I'm really sorry about that. That's just like a formality
Speaker 1: I have to deal with, you know, won't last forever, hopefully, Eric.
Speaker 14: I'm sorry, I'm a little confused here and slightly concerned.
Speaker 13: You said you worked in the automotive industry.
Speaker 1: So well, I said, I loosely worked in the auto industry. Truthful,
Speaker 1: I kind have gotten too a little bit of trouble
Speaker 1: last year for stealing over one hundred cars and chopping
Speaker 1: them up and selling the parts online to Russia. I
Speaker 1: know it's dumb, but it's in the past. Okay, I've
Speaker 1: moved on.
Speaker 14: When you wrote in that you worked in the auto industry,
Speaker 14: I assumed that it was at a dealership or you
Speaker 14: worked as a mechanic well, or something in that facet.
Speaker 13: I do.
Speaker 1: The thing is I could sell or take apart cars
Speaker 1: like those jobs. So I'm basically both of those things.
Speaker 4: No, I'm sorry to jump in here, but legally you
Speaker 4: can't do any of those things.
Speaker 1: Anymore, right, I'm just saying in theory I could, but
Speaker 1: I wouldn't.
Speaker 14: Well, I still don't think that you can come in
Speaker 14: and discuss that for career day.
Speaker 1: Well, I won't discuss that, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: I won't. I wouldn't talk about that. I just I
Speaker 1: do know a lot though about like carburetors. Do you
Speaker 1: happen to have one?
Speaker 4: Perhaps excuse me, Eric, Yeah, sorry to interrupt, but are
Speaker 4: you two discussing the exchange of stolen car parts?
Speaker 13: What?
Speaker 1: No, I don't know, mister Ryan.
Speaker 14: Are we I'm not discussing anything illegal at all man, Right, Okay,
Speaker 14: I don't even know what the hell's going on, to
Speaker 14: be honest, yes.
Speaker 1: What he said? Okay, no man, nothing illegal.
Speaker 3: Look, I don't know.
Speaker 4: What's going on here, but I'm listening to every word.
Speaker 4: So this is your first and final war.
Speaker 1: Come on, now, we're just talking cars. Eric, you know,
Speaker 1: no need to get feisty with us.
Speaker 4: I don't want to have to write you up again
Speaker 4: saying you got belligerent during a phone conversation.
Speaker 1: Okay, geez, mister Ryan, you're making me look bad in
Speaker 1: front of my po Are you joking?
Speaker 13: I'm not doing anything. I don't even know why I'm
Speaker 13: on this call.
Speaker 1: You're the one that's grilling me about car parts and
Speaker 1: prices and things. So I'm just like responding to you.
Speaker 13: What I never mentioned anything like that, right, Yeah.
Speaker 1: Me either, exactly. So you and I are going to
Speaker 1: meet behind the classroom at first recess and then you
Speaker 1: hand me the three whole punch.
Speaker 4: No, Eric, I know what three whole punch is code for.
Speaker 5: Okay, no you doing I'm not doing anything, not trying
Speaker 5: to loop me into your car theft ring or whatever
Speaker 5: you're trying to do.
Speaker 3: Apparently.
Speaker 1: Okay, dude, what are you doing. You're outing the whole thing.
Speaker 3: That makes sense.
Speaker 1: There's no ring. I'm not a part of this, right.
Speaker 1: This doesn't have anything to do with you handing me
Speaker 1: tools so that I can remove catalytic converters from the
Speaker 1: school parking.
Speaker 4: Okay, okay, I don't even know what that is.
Speaker 1: It's not I said. We're not doing that, mister right,
Speaker 1: I'm going to need you to report to the courts.
Speaker 3: I need to report to the courts when you're half
Speaker 3: of the theft ring.
Speaker 6: Absolutely listen, I am.
Speaker 13: I have nothing to do with this.
Speaker 1: I agree, you don't have anything to do with this.
Speaker 1: But your teacher friend at the school, mister Ross, does.
Speaker 13: I don't understand it. Is he selling you parts?
Speaker 1: He's not selling me parts, but he is setting you
Speaker 1: up for this prank phone call. And that's kind of
Speaker 1: illegal in a way.
Speaker 13: This is a prank phone call.
Speaker 1: You're on the radio right now, jeff and that's Brooks Gay.
Speaker 1: We're from Rick and Jeffrey in the morning. This is
Speaker 1: a phone to Oh my.
Speaker 3: God, I'm not his parole officer.
Speaker 13: That was the meanest, funniest thing I've ever heard of
Speaker 13: my life.
Speaker 15: Oh my god, is that.
Speaker 3: Like you're having a heart attack.
Speaker 1: I was having a heart attack, but you are still
Speaker 1: going to meet with me so we can exchange protractors
Speaker 1: and discuss mathematics.
Speaker 13: Hilarious Wake every.
Speaker 7: Morning twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 1: Lately on the show, we've had a lot of by
Speaker 1: the ways, you know what I mean. Well, they'll be
Speaker 1: telling us about their amazing date night and how great
Speaker 1: it was, and then at the very end they'll say,
Speaker 1: by the way, I should mention I accidentally unscrewed my
Speaker 1: fake leg while I was driving her home and I
Speaker 1: lost control and swerved across four lanes of traffic and
Speaker 1: we crashed into a police station.
Speaker 3: I mean, is everything jeff and that happened twice?
Speaker 1: You would have had something to do with it, but
Speaker 1: I doubt it.
Speaker 8: What do you leave one crash and just get another.
Speaker 3: Way screw the leg back on that process?
Speaker 1: The thing is, we've got another never before heard strange
Speaker 1: out of the blue by the way coming up. When
Speaker 1: you hear your brand new second date update, next second
Speaker 1: date updated, It's extremely rare on our show when we
Speaker 1: find two people who actually met in person and decided
Speaker 1: to go out on a date.
Speaker 4: I know, I say, it's like one in twenty of
Speaker 4: these things, right, it's.
Speaker 1: Just rarer and rarer. But for one of our listeners, Scott,
Speaker 1: who's on the phone with us right now, that did
Speaker 1: not happen.
Speaker 3: Oh, Jeffrey, why do you even bring it up?
Speaker 1: A bed I'm saying this. He's part, you know, part
Speaker 1: of the normal people now line and slid in her
Speaker 1: DMS like a boss.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 1: I honestly don't know much else about their rendezvous besides that,
Speaker 1: but I do know he's on the phone right now, Scott.
Speaker 1: Welcome to the show.
Speaker 12: Hey everybody, thanks for having me.
Speaker 3: I'm always curious, like you didn't know her at all?
Speaker 12: No, just one of those like weird connections.
Speaker 3: Okay, So what did you say in her DMS to
Speaker 3: get her attention?
Speaker 1: Could we get her name first?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: I guess she's a person brook.
Speaker 4: She was just a hot lady on Instagram to me, Yeah,
Speaker 4: was this piece.
Speaker 6: Of meats name?
Speaker 12: Her name is Alexandra Alexander.
Speaker 1: Okay, we promised to be more respectful going forward.
Speaker 4: Now, what did you say to Alexandra in her DMS?
Speaker 12: Well, so I saw a photo. It was photos from
Speaker 12: brick conn Like I was just looking at photos.
Speaker 1: What say that? What bricon?
Speaker 12: It's like the largest lego convention.
Speaker 3: Oh, I took my kids to that.
Speaker 1: You didn't know what it was.
Speaker 3: I mean, I don't know. It was down at the
Speaker 3: you know, events center, so it just.
Speaker 1: Wanders into random building.
Speaker 3: Leg it is amazing.
Speaker 9: Though.
Speaker 3: What photos did she have?
Speaker 12: Like there's a picture of her with like one of
Speaker 12: the exhibits in the background, which is like the London Bridge.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that one's cool.
Speaker 1: And so what did you comment on that photo?
Speaker 12: I said, I took that same picture lol.
Speaker 3: So it wasn't a sexy DM that you gave her,
Speaker 3: just a just.
Speaker 12: Sort of like oh, this is so cool, Like I
Speaker 12: love this photo. That exhibit was actually my favorite.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, what did she say? Did you reply?
Speaker 12: She was like, oh my gosh, mine too. I stood
Speaker 12: in line for like two hours waiting to get this picture,
Speaker 12: and I was like, I did too. And then I'm
Speaker 12: looking back at the selfies that I took while I
Speaker 12: was standing in line, and I see her in one
Speaker 12: of my own selfies, like ten people out.
Speaker 4: You guys were there the exact same time, in the
Speaker 4: exact same line.
Speaker 12: Yeah, yeah that is Oh.
Speaker 3: Did you send her the selfie so she could see like.
Speaker 12: What I mean, look, when you have a perfect way in,
Speaker 12: you got to use it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you though.
Speaker 6: You were like, hey, I have a secret pe Yeah no.
Speaker 12: I was like two hours, try three, and then sent
Speaker 12: to the photo of me in line too. I was like,
Speaker 12: oh my god, that's you in the background, isn't it Okay?
Speaker 3: Oh my god.
Speaker 4: I bet she reacted just like weeded, like whoa or wow,
Speaker 4: that's creepy.
Speaker 1: She was like, no way, do you turn this into
Speaker 1: a date?
Speaker 12: I did. I was like, let's go do drinks and
Speaker 12: then go to the Lego store.
Speaker 3: Brilliant. I think it's fantastic.
Speaker 12: In retrospects, I'm kind of like, maybe we should down
Speaker 12: the Lego store and then drink o.
Speaker 4: Because then you could have brought your legos with you
Speaker 4: and like built some stuff.
Speaker 12: Yeah, I'm being drunk in the Lego store is not
Speaker 12: necessarily the greatest idea.
Speaker 6: The money money.
Speaker 3: I was taking one or two drinks, not like you
Speaker 3: guys are out doing shots.
Speaker 12: I don't know how, but they put up like big
Speaker 12: setups in the Lego store, you know what I mean,
Speaker 12: like showcase what you can do. So sometimes being a
Speaker 12: little pitture around there. It's like.
Speaker 1: Scything bad happen.
Speaker 12: Well, I broke the wing off of one of their
Speaker 12: little models, but it wasn't a big one and somebody
Speaker 12: can definitely fix it very easily. I just sort of
Speaker 12: like hit it away.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, I don't know though.
Speaker 4: It's like drunk adults small children, they're really the same
Speaker 4: type of people.
Speaker 1: Did you feel like you were building like a connection
Speaker 1: with Alexandro.
Speaker 8: At that time?
Speaker 12: I definitely thought so, because the last thing that we
Speaker 12: did in the night right is I bought a model,
Speaker 12: like a field your own model of the International Space Station.
Speaker 3: Wow, so you're showing her you got money too?
Speaker 12: Yeah, well I showed her that I had date number
Speaker 12: two lined up right in that box.
Speaker 3: Smart.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't problem at all. Which it's a good
Speaker 1: foreplay too.
Speaker 3: What was her reaction to that?
Speaker 12: It seemed good to me. Look, I thought we had
Speaker 12: a great time. I'm calling you guys because I'm confused.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And looking back, is there anything that you think
Speaker 1: maybe could have gone wrong on the date.
Speaker 12: The only weird thing that I can think of, and
Speaker 12: I like admit that this was probably an ill advised choice.
Speaker 12: I've been drinking like a lot of coffee. Oh okay,
Speaker 12: but I was definitely like, uh, I feel like my
Speaker 12: teeth look disgusting. Oh so I was like googling, what
Speaker 12: are quick ways to like whiten your teeth a little bit?
Speaker 3: And this is before the date that you're googling.
Speaker 12: This, Yeah, yeah, before the date, okay. And I saw
Speaker 12: that if you put a little bit of like vapo
Speaker 12: rub on your teeth, supposed to like do some quick lightening, it.
Speaker 1: Just tastes like freaking peppermint, the stuff that's like you
Speaker 1: put on your chest to help with congestion and stuff.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I saw somewhere that there's a meme that said that's
Speaker 4: just spicy vacilline.
Speaker 1: You really did that?
Speaker 12: Yeah? I did that. I mean, look, I'm not proud
Speaker 12: of it, but I was panicking, and you know.
Speaker 4: Did you kisser like she might have tasted this or
Speaker 4: her lips are still dumb from the experience.
Speaker 12: In my head, all I could feel was that smell.
Speaker 12: But I don't actually know if she could smell anything.
Speaker 6: It is like a medicine weird.
Speaker 1: You kept it on for the whole date, Yeah.
Speaker 12: But it doesn't stay on like you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: But it's like like like in beauty queen stuff, or
Speaker 3: like dance.
Speaker 4: Like people you used to put like vasiline on their
Speaker 4: teeth so that they would.
Speaker 3: Smile the whole time.
Speaker 4: But sometimes what happens is your schmile drops and you
Speaker 4: just look like you're grimacing.
Speaker 8: Is your face stop?
Speaker 1: Or you talked the way Brooke was just talking.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you can't put your top lip down like talking.
Speaker 12: That.
Speaker 3: It feels like there's a lot to choose from.
Speaker 1: At this point, we'll pick option A threw c when
Speaker 1: we call her and try and get your second date
Speaker 1: update right after this.
Speaker 12: All right, thank you?
Speaker 1: All right, hold on second date update. One of our listeners, Scott,
Speaker 1: is on the phone and he slid into his dates
Speaker 1: d MS. Yeah, apparently they were both at brick Con together,
Speaker 1: the big Lego exhibition.
Speaker 3: Didn't even know it. That's so crazy.
Speaker 1: I didn't realize till they checked back at their photos
Speaker 1: and saw they were both there at the same time.
Speaker 1: So he asked her out from there and they had drinks,
Speaker 1: hit up the Lego store.
Speaker 3: Mean perfect the date, and even bought.
Speaker 1: A really cool set that they could build together on
Speaker 1: their second date, which never happened.
Speaker 3: Not yet, not yet. Jeffy that's what we're going.
Speaker 1: To try to do here. But regardless on if we
Speaker 1: get her on the phone and of what she says, Scott,
Speaker 1: if she's not up for it. I already spoke to
Speaker 1: Jose and Alexis off the show, and they say that
Speaker 1: you can bring that space station Lego set here and
Speaker 1: work on it with them because they have a lot
Speaker 1: of downtime.
Speaker 3: They would be distracted in one minute.
Speaker 1: Are you interested in building it with them?
Speaker 12: I mean, look, it's not about consolation crime.
Speaker 1: Okay, that sounds like personal.
Speaker 3: You build it.
Speaker 1: But we should also mention that Scott told us about
Speaker 1: a quick teeth whitening hack that he did right before
Speaker 1: the date. He put Vapo rub on his teeth. He
Speaker 1: didn't believe that his date Alexandra noticed.
Speaker 3: How could she not? So that is the hard piece.
Speaker 3: I don't think we should mention it unless she brings
Speaker 3: it up.
Speaker 1: Good call, because it sounds like it was a non
Speaker 1: factor from his story.
Speaker 4: And he's just trying to, you know, make himself the
Speaker 4: best version of himself.
Speaker 1: I've done it before.
Speaker 7: Is it hurt?
Speaker 1: I didn't put it on my teeth, though, I put
Speaker 1: it on a different section.
Speaker 6: So it probably did hurt a little bit.
Speaker 1: It did feel It's kind of good. I probably they
Speaker 1: noticed they requested it.
Speaker 3: Let's go back to Scotty Scott.
Speaker 1: We'll talk about the VI's hot tub later, but.
Speaker 3: Not even a kiddie pool.
Speaker 1: I go all in anyway, Okay, here we go. Call Alexandra.
Speaker 1: Let's try and get your second Ate update here. Hello, Hey,
Speaker 1: is this Alexandra.
Speaker 7: This is Alexandra.
Speaker 1: Hey, my name is jeff And there's actually a whole
Speaker 1: bunch of people here, Alexandra, Brook, Jose, Alexis. We're all
Speaker 1: part of Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a radio show.
Speaker 15: How can I help you?
Speaker 1: Well, you could help us by, uh maybe talking to
Speaker 1: us a little bit about your recent date you went
Speaker 1: on with a guy named Scott.
Speaker 15: Wait, you're calling me about a date that I went on.
Speaker 1: Yeah. This is part of a segment that we do
Speaker 1: called second Date Update. That's where our listeners want to
Speaker 1: go out with somebody a second time, but they're having
Speaker 1: trouble organizing the date.
Speaker 3: Yeah, this was a good thing. I mean, Scott really
Speaker 3: liked you.
Speaker 15: Okay, sorry, what was your question?
Speaker 1: Did you say, Okay, you'll go on the date because
Speaker 1: that would make this really easy.
Speaker 3: That's not our question. I mean it will be a bit.
Speaker 7: Yeah, but why.
Speaker 1: Don't you start by telling us what you thought of
Speaker 1: Scott and your time together?
Speaker 15: Okay, he seemed nice and I had a good time.
Speaker 3: Oh good? Did you like his date idea? He said,
Speaker 3: you guys went to drinks and legos?
Speaker 15: Yeah, I mean he was a little bit more into
Speaker 15: legos than I was, but like it was nice to
Speaker 15: have like a shared connection.
Speaker 3: Okay, Okay, what was your favorite part of the night.
Speaker 15: I don't know. I guess like looking around the Lego
Speaker 15: store together. Oh?
Speaker 8: Fun?
Speaker 1: And then let's go to the worst part of your
Speaker 1: night a little hot and cold here?
Speaker 4: Yeah, contract, I mean it is important information that we
Speaker 4: need when it ended.
Speaker 7: Is that?
Speaker 1: Is that the case, Alexandra?
Speaker 16: Guys, No, not exactly.
Speaker 3: So you do have a worst part?
Speaker 16: Well, I don't want to be mean.
Speaker 1: I understand that. But the deal is for our listeners
Speaker 1: when they sign up to do this, they understand that
Speaker 1: they might hear something that sounds a little controversial or
Speaker 1: a little unpleasant, but they're totally cool with it.
Speaker 14: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I mean, Scott's open to growing, right, Okay, I don't know.
Speaker 16: Like we went and had a few drinks first, and
Speaker 16: then he went to the Lego store. We were walking
Speaker 16: around and there's this part in the back of the store.
Speaker 16: It's like really dark with a black light, and like
Speaker 16: they had like the glowing legos.
Speaker 3: Oh cool.
Speaker 15: Yeah, we were like looking at those back there, and
Speaker 15: he like grabbed a box and he like turned around
Speaker 15: to show me and he smiled really big, and I
Speaker 15: don't know, his his teeth were like blowing, they were
Speaker 15: like blowing green. I don't know what it was like
Speaker 15: if it was just effectually his teeth weird I was.
Speaker 15: I don't know. It just really freaked me out. And yeah,
Speaker 15: it disgusted.
Speaker 12: Like see what I was saying. It is probably what happened.
Speaker 3: Okay, wait, we didn't talk.
Speaker 1: About this part, Alexandra. Uh, I don't know if you
Speaker 1: heard that. Scott is there on the other line and
Speaker 1: clearly embarrassed a little bit. Uh huh what Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: how the segment works. We have them listening, So yeah.
Speaker 12: This must be exactly what I was talking about. You guys,
Speaker 12: so what this is super awkward. But it was just
Speaker 12: like a dumb thing that I did to try to
Speaker 12: wipe my teeth a little or a lot but I.
Speaker 15: Don't understand, Like, what's what's the dumb thing that you did.
Speaker 3: Well with the dark dentures?
Speaker 12: On accident, I put Vapo rub on my teeth to
Speaker 12: try to make him look a little whiter.
Speaker 8: There it is.
Speaker 12: I must have showed up on the black light.
Speaker 6: Yeah it does. I forgot that is a reaction to it, though,
Speaker 6: is it really?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I know normal normal teeth like are supposed to glow
Speaker 1: blue in black light, but green is probably like the
Speaker 1: green hue. Yeah, does like that.
Speaker 3: I don't know. How does his teeth look. That's up
Speaker 3: to you.
Speaker 15: I mean in the black light, it was really weird,
Speaker 15: But not in the black light they look normal.
Speaker 7: Oh so it worked.
Speaker 4: Here we go, no yellow staining or anything like that.
Speaker 15: I don't think so. I don't know.
Speaker 12: I never should have went back there. You never would
Speaker 12: have known.
Speaker 1: Well, that's what happens when you drink. You're like naturally
Speaker 1: drawn to black light areas in cloth.
Speaker 3: You could understand.
Speaker 4: I mean as a female, like who hasn't done a
Speaker 4: beauty hack that's backfired.
Speaker 15: Right, Yeah, no, I get that. I just that's a
Speaker 15: little weird, right.
Speaker 8: Whatever works for beauty, that's right here.
Speaker 12: If I'm coming clain about everything. I might as well
Speaker 12: just come clean about everything.
Speaker 13: It's that.
Speaker 12: And I have a hair implants and that's it. That's
Speaker 12: all my secrets on the Okay.
Speaker 4: Mean I don't think she noticed, so they must be
Speaker 4: really good Scott, or she doesn't care.
Speaker 15: That's really interesting Scott. Yeah your hair plugs.
Speaker 10: Huh.
Speaker 12: Yeah, but it's that. And then I did a dumb
Speaker 12: thing with Vapo rub and that's all I got, see.
Speaker 6: Just trying to move himself.
Speaker 1: Maybe we could even things out, and Alexandra, you could
Speaker 1: share something that you do to make yourself appear more beautiful.
Speaker 3: It could be lip filler stuff.
Speaker 1: Just be vulnerable here for a second with him. He
Speaker 1: was vulnerable with you.
Speaker 15: I mean, I guess sometimes I use lemon wedges on
Speaker 15: my knees, Oh.
Speaker 1: For what like smooth skin?
Speaker 15: Yeah, put the la smooth off the skin down there.
Speaker 3: Okay, she's got wrinkle free knees.
Speaker 4: Scott actually thought she couldn't get cuternees are.
Speaker 8: Packed Vitamin C.
Speaker 1: Kind of a weird, odd but perfect couple.
Speaker 12: Together, I will happily.
Speaker 3: Okay, Yeah, you should.
Speaker 1: Be rubbing lemons on each other and Vapo rub everywhere
Speaker 1: while you build that international space station set together.
Speaker 3: You just described one sexy night.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we could help make that happen and offer to
Speaker 1: pay for a second date if you're willing to see
Speaker 1: him one more time. Alexandra, Oh, come on.
Speaker 8: With the lemons and the vix it's gonna smell amazing.
Speaker 1: It was just don't forget the.
Speaker 3: Even notice they must look great. Come on, give him
Speaker 3: a chance.
Speaker 12: Okay, yeah, sure.
Speaker 6: Wait, yeah you got it. Okay, sure, my god, I
Speaker 6: take it.
Speaker 12: You guys work some magic on this show.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you should feel really good, although there's like a
Speaker 1: ninety five percent chance she didn't really mean it when
Speaker 1: she said yes.
Speaker 8: She did, sticking on to it. That's right.
Speaker 12: Should I call you Alexander or text you?
Speaker 7: Oh, I'll get back to you, oh.
Speaker 3: Said now, I think it's only ninety eight percent.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that sounds like love to make.
Speaker 7: It's freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 1: Does anybody realize what we just pulled off here?
Speaker 3: If it happens, yeah, well yeah.
Speaker 1: Theoretically we just got a man with hair plugs and
Speaker 1: a mouthful of Vapo rub a second date. Are we
Speaker 1: neuracle workers or what?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 1: We are heroes.
Speaker 3: Good for him, man, you should shout your beauty regimens
Speaker 3: to the rooftops. Yeah, whatever you got to do to
Speaker 3: feel better.
Speaker 8: She's not perfect either, She's got a couple of lemon
Speaker 8: knees down there.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 1: But still, I'm proud of us for what we accomplished,
Speaker 1: even if she only did say yes because she knew
Speaker 1: she was on the radio. Milkshakes for everybody.
Speaker 3: Today, Thanks, jeff Remember Bryan.
Speaker 1: Yeah sure, I'll buy Wow, I believe Yeah, yeah sure.
Speaker 1: And remember, just like building a lego set, a relationship
Speaker 1: starts by laying that first brick. That's sight, and maybe
Speaker 1: we can help you lay it. Just email the show,
Speaker 1: We'll help you lay that brick and call that person.
Speaker 3: Let's maybe not do that analogy.
Speaker 1: Was that a bad Yeah to me, we'll call that
Speaker 1: Person's gone.
Speaker 7: Back, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 1: Got a message from my mom last night. Contrary to
Speaker 1: what people wouldn't say, contrary to what our listeners think. No,
Speaker 1: I don't live with her, not anymore.
Speaker 3: She wants that to be true, though.
Speaker 1: But she called me crying because she was going through
Speaker 1: stuff from my old bedroom and she ran across this
Speaker 1: magazine in there called Beefcake Surprise.
Speaker 3: It's a cookie magazine.
Speaker 1: For brevity reasons, we'll just say cooking man anyway. Stuffed
Speaker 1: inside was a note that I had written to myself
Speaker 1: at seven years old.
Speaker 3: Wow, you were only seven, early subscriber.
Speaker 1: And it said, dear Jeffrey, someday when you grow up
Speaker 1: to become a big, strong, world famous snake charmer, make
Speaker 1: sure you take a few minutes a week to keep singing,
Speaker 1: because you have a beautiful voice and a body to
Speaker 1: boot what sincerely yourself.
Speaker 8: Seven year old, you haven't changed it all the same?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean really, yeah, second grade was good for you.
Speaker 1: I know this is radio, but you can't see. I
Speaker 1: just gave seven year olds me a big thumbs up
Speaker 1: because I am gonna keep singing and charming random snakes
Speaker 1: in a brand new song of the week. It's coming up.
Speaker 1: It is time for Young Jeffrey's song of the week.
Speaker 1: It's brooking Jeffrey in the morning. And for the last
Speaker 1: three months or so, we've been out Max and bikini
Speaker 1: waxen inchilax and all cool out in the broodally hot
Speaker 1: summer sun by the pool.
Speaker 3: Okay, thank you, will Smith, But.
Speaker 1: Now it's time to pack away that giant case of
Speaker 1: coconut oil and get out the turkey baster. Yes, stick
Speaker 1: it where it needs to be stuck.
Speaker 3: There so many liquids and your life.
Speaker 1: You put it on your food? Yeah, right, because the
Speaker 1: official star a fall is upon us. Yes, and of
Speaker 1: course we love all the normal things, the colorful leaves,
Speaker 1: the flannel jackets and the ug boots with the fur.
Speaker 1: But hands down, the best thing about this season is
Speaker 1: the food.
Speaker 3: Oh I am.
Speaker 1: And I am not talking about pumpkin spice lattes. Oh really,
Speaker 1: I am sorry because look what I'm about to say
Speaker 1: will probably make Alexis so angry her spray tan turns
Speaker 1: a darker shade of orange. Real, But pumpkin spice, I
Speaker 1: mean it's the latest fad, yes, but.
Speaker 3: Years, literally twenty years.
Speaker 1: It does not take the place, though, of real, cozy,
Speaker 1: heartwarming fall foods. Ok, the stuff that the Pilgrims were
Speaker 1: dealing with.
Speaker 3: Like actual pumpkin pie.
Speaker 1: When you were a kid and your mom was baking
Speaker 1: up something tasty for the fall, what was it?
Speaker 4: Hey, God, my mom for good cook you guys, I'm
Speaker 4: just gonna put that out there.
Speaker 3: I mean my dad was really into hamburger helper this time.
Speaker 3: That was a real hot take in our house.
Speaker 1: Was it pumpkins, spice, hamburger helper?
Speaker 7: Probably?
Speaker 4: You know it's interesting no matter what flavor of hamburger
Speaker 4: helper you get, they all kind of taste this.
Speaker 6: It's like fake cheese.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, we gotta remember to get back to
Speaker 1: our roots. Okay. I'm an autumn traditionalist. I'm looking to
Speaker 1: get back in touch with our inner fall child all
Speaker 1: right underneath that pile of leaves. Reach out and touch
Speaker 1: that child today. And that's why instead of doing the
Speaker 1: big hit, I imagine dragons wanna be my enemy. It's
Speaker 1: young Jeffrey's my Nana's fall recipe for.
Speaker 3: The families that can cook. I always wanted to be
Speaker 3: in one of those.
Speaker 1: This is for the start of fall and all the
Speaker 1: fall foods. I'll point when I'm ready, points.
Speaker 7: So that pie.
Speaker 1: I've seen pumpkins on the ground.
Speaker 10: Want pumpkins in my mouth with the flavors that I found,
Speaker 10: like good grief, Charlie Brown.
Speaker 1: If laps hay that I.
Speaker 10: Hold doesn't taste like what they sold, Every sip out
Speaker 10: of the hole like a crotch kick.
Speaker 12: To my soul.
Speaker 17: Fiesoo cock, oh the agony.
Speaker 1: Whoere's the classic cotton food that you.
Speaker 6: Say, no, I wouldn't free.
Speaker 1: Grandma's cookbook gets a kid a recipe.
Speaker 7: The slash.
Speaker 4: Lash me.
Speaker 10: So I'm hungry in the kitchen on the poll trying
Speaker 10: to read what Nanni's crawled. Because the poultry that I'm
Speaker 10: all put the butt in butterball. I'm freaking every bite
Speaker 10: because my cooking is a crime. Putting pee cans in
Speaker 10: a pie.
Speaker 1: But a pea can't get round.
Speaker 17: Time ray shakstand part save.
Speaker 1: Oh, I want to be It's.
Speaker 6: Ground inside a pool of chad of broccoli.
Speaker 18: Sory rbs. And I guess who got the me my
Speaker 18: chacota re salabi, Sir who cut the breathe.
Speaker 12: So call it balace.
Speaker 19: And on grocery days, I'm scared the salad pumpkin landol
Speaker 19: lakes and hair conditioner with pumpkin flakes and cakes. These
Speaker 19: moufclaholics crave damn flakes. They got the shakes, so we lick.
Speaker 19: I was talking to the men on the parts of
Speaker 19: the roads that we make in this through and we
Speaker 19: bake it and wet that was changing.
Speaker 6: The flip las. I'm a who were the brace and the.
Speaker 20: Pounds of the gate and grab a planel blanket right
Speaker 20: beside the fireplaces.
Speaker 1: Off your face with pie.
Speaker 20: Oh, the memories less abound the family, more about the
Speaker 20: field lie like get out of Breeze, the Truman strip painting.
Speaker 20: Wait next to see Tan of the fucking Seeds. Lean
Speaker 20: from the out to the place I sleep.
Speaker 6: If you're asking me too much, huck.
Speaker 18: As, I should be a fellaise them taste, prepare a
Speaker 18: corner koffee on the faith for recipes bourbon glaze.
Speaker 6: I swear I'm living.
Speaker 1: In a corn bread haye a corn bread hayes.
Speaker 3: Oh my wow, ark or fall. I'm so hungry, and
Speaker 3: I also got a texture.
Speaker 4: My mom during that She's really mad at me that
Speaker 4: I forgot about her carrot soup.
Speaker 6: So you know that's why.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the one.
Speaker 1: That pretty good?
Speaker 3: That was you work Sharkooterie into a song lyric, which
Speaker 3: is next level to me.
Speaker 1: Every food, the fall belongs in this song, and it
Speaker 1: belongs in your mouth and in your stomach. So go
Speaker 1: out and make it and eat it today for a fall.
Speaker 3: I love that baggy jeans are back in. You know,
Speaker 3: I just need the room.
Speaker 1: Since seven eight five nine to tell us what you
Speaker 1: thought about the song of the week, We're going to
Speaker 1: post the video with all the lyrics on the Brook
Speaker 1: and Jeffrey TikTok, YouTube, Insta, everywhere, all of it at
Speaker 1: Brook and Jeffrey, Happy.
Speaker 7: Fall, every wedding, Brook and Jeffrey. In the morning, you
Speaker 7: got a.
Speaker 1: Text to seven eight five nine two that says, that
Speaker 1: was easily one of my most favorite songs you ever sang,
Speaker 1: jeff Just because of you. I threw out my coworker's
Speaker 1: pumpkin spice latte and put it in the trash. I
Speaker 1: still love mine, but somebody's got a sacrifice.
Speaker 3: Person in jail.
Speaker 1: I support you if you missed it. Though. Instead of
Speaker 1: singing the Imagine Dragons hit Want to Be My Enemy,
Speaker 1: I sing my own version called My Nana's Fall Recipe,
Speaker 1: specifically to encourage the youngs and the olds to go
Speaker 1: back to those classic autumn foods that we all grew
Speaker 1: up with in the love Yeah, and we're getting some
Speaker 1: feedback on the text for Brook. What are you see?
Speaker 3: I love this what it says. Here's a fun fall
Speaker 3: food hack.
Speaker 4: When you run out of all those yummy autumn treats,
Speaker 4: you can melt your fall scented candles and drink it
Speaker 4: like soup.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it tastes like real wood fire place. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and it feels like it lovely. If you missed it though,
Speaker 1: if you want to hear it again or share it
Speaker 1: with a fellow fall food fanatic, you can follow us
Speaker 1: on YouTube at Brook and Jeffrey, also on our Facebook,
Speaker 1: Insta and the Brook and Jeffrey TikTok.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 1: This is the number one radio show for the fall season.
Speaker 1: I think we can all.
Speaker 7: Agree on that, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome first time player to the show,
Speaker 1: stay at home mom and part time model Kelsey.
Speaker 7: Ah.
Speaker 3: How do you do it all? Kelsey? How do you
Speaker 3: do it all?
Speaker 12: You know the best I can.
Speaker 1: What are you modeling today? Kelsey's wearing a sweater from
Speaker 1: the Brook Fox collection, made by at least one hundred
Speaker 1: underfed orphans. Kelsey, thank you so much for supporting Brook's
Speaker 1: business and keeping fuel in her megga.
Speaker 3: Gay by Responsible Kelsey.
Speaker 6: Saw from the Tears of the Children.
Speaker 1: Kelsey, this is your first time playing win Brooks box. Well,
Speaker 1: what made you call in today?
Speaker 13: My kids have been begging me to call in because
Speaker 13: we listened to you every day.
Speaker 3: On the way to school. Thanks for listening. That means
Speaker 3: a lot.
Speaker 1: It was my first time calling.
Speaker 12: In and we got through.
Speaker 1: Gosh, all right, kids, sorry for what might happen here,
Speaker 1: but we're sending Brook out of the studio. And while
Speaker 1: that happens, Kelsey, you know how the game works. You
Speaker 1: got thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
Speaker 1: If you don't know when, you can say pass. But
Speaker 1: you do have to beat her outright to win? Are
Speaker 1: you ready?
Speaker 7: Ready?
Speaker 13: All right?
Speaker 1: Good luck? Your time starts now. Today is National ice
Speaker 1: cream Cone Day? Does the average adult prefer sugar cones
Speaker 1: or waffle cones? Waffle cones? In our history, twenty seven
Speaker 1: presidents have held what job before going into the White House?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 7: Governor?
Speaker 1: What female icon was? The lead singer of the Supremes.
Speaker 1: The only position in baseball that can be charged with
Speaker 1: a buck is what what herb is? Traditionally on a
Speaker 1: Marguerita pizza? Wow, Kelsey showing up strong for her first time.
Speaker 1: Now Brook's gonna come back into the studio.
Speaker 12: Really.
Speaker 1: I know you say that you listen and you practice
Speaker 1: in your car every single day. Is it different doing
Speaker 1: it live on the show?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's definitely scarier, Like in your car, you're like,
Speaker 4: why is that person hesitating?
Speaker 12: And then when you're actually doing it, like.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Like I'm on the radio, You're brain's screaming at you.
Speaker 1: Go broke you ready, yeah, ready, your time starts now.
Speaker 1: Today is National ice cream Cone Day? Does the average
Speaker 1: adult prefer sugar cones or waffle cones?
Speaker 3: Waffle cones?
Speaker 1: In our history, twenty seven presidents have held what job
Speaker 1: before going into the White House?
Speaker 3: Lawyers?
Speaker 1: What female icon was the lead singer of the Supremes?
Speaker 3: No, Aretha Franklin.
Speaker 1: The only position in baseball that can be charged with
Speaker 1: a BOK is what?
Speaker 3: I'm sorry what? The only position in baseball that can
Speaker 3: what that.
Speaker 1: Can be charged with a bo is what?
Speaker 13: What?
Speaker 1: Herb is traditionally on a margarita pizza basil?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 1: Okay, let's go scoreboard and see how y'all did with Jose.
Speaker 6: But why not both?
Speaker 1: You don't fashion you go.
Speaker 3: End well, Jose, It's not gonna end well.
Speaker 1: That was one of the orphans that works the way.
Speaker 3: They are cute.
Speaker 8: Sorry, Kelsey, you got four correct game.
Speaker 3: And I had to repeat a question and bok god for.
Speaker 6: No gosh the last question.
Speaker 1: Again, Chelsey, I'm sorry, go to the house on these
Speaker 1: so good. Let's get these answers in. It's National ice
Speaker 1: cream cone Day. The average adult prefers waffle cones over
Speaker 1: sugar cones. Win.
Speaker 3: I am constantly telling my kids, no on that one.
Speaker 3: It costs extra. You were gonna take a cake.
Speaker 1: Cone and you're gonna like it. You're gonna take the
Speaker 1: scoop of ice cream in your hands.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 1: In our history, twenty seven presidents have been lawyers before
Speaker 1: being elected into the White House. Female icon that was
Speaker 1: the lead thing of the Supremes. That's Diana Ross.
Speaker 3: I knew it wasn't Retha Franklin. I was like, why
Speaker 3: am I saying that?
Speaker 1: It's only position in baseball that could be charged with
Speaker 1: a back is the picture that's when they step off
Speaker 1: of the mound like illegally, he balked me. Traditionally on
Speaker 1: a margarita pizza is basil. So Kelsey Unfortunately can't give
Speaker 1: you any money here, but justin playing you do win
Speaker 1: a pair of tickets to see Danish europop sensation and
Speaker 1: singers of Barbie Girl Aqua. They're performing live at the
Speaker 1: Paramount Theater on November twelfth, and you're going to be there.
Speaker 12: Yay, okay, great, okay.
Speaker 8: If next to Oppenheimer people are going to start touring, well.
Speaker 3: I bet the Symphony will do it.
Speaker 6: They like darkness, that's true.
Speaker 1: We'll try and line that up for a consolation prize.
Speaker 1: But Kelsey, thank you so much for playing. Thank you
Speaker 1: look at that.
Speaker 3: You didn't embarrass yourself. I'm proud of you.
Speaker 6: Kids are going to be proud.
Speaker 13: It'd be pretty good.
Speaker 7: All right.
Speaker 1: We'll be back to win Brooks Blocks same time on
Speaker 7: Monday, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.