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Speaker 8: Good morning everybody. You're listening to the voice, Come on,
Speaker 8: dig me now one and on that. Steve Harvey got
Speaker 8: a radio show. Well all right, I've learned something and
Speaker 8: it's sharing time. And I am ever appreciated. I do
Speaker 8: appreciate God for all that he.
Speaker 7: Allows me to learn in my life. Well, one of
Speaker 7: the best lessons I've learned is that hardship teaches you
Speaker 7: some great lessons. Challenges brings about some of my best results.
Speaker 7: I think what I'm trying to say is in every challenge,
Speaker 7: in hardship, every setback, I've learned something so so valuable.
Speaker 9: So here's here's what.
Speaker 7: I've You know, I've known this, but I've just learned
Speaker 7: it at a different angle. Appreciation and gratitude is the
Speaker 7: key to having more.
Speaker 9: Now. I don't know how that sound to.
Speaker 7: You, but I can't tell you how true it is.
Speaker 7: God being fair and just as he really is.
Speaker 9: He really is. He's a fair and a just God.
Speaker 7: What's most beneficial to us is he happens to be
Speaker 7: full of mercy and grace. And I'm telling you something, man,
Speaker 7: I've probably benefited from his grace and mercy more than
Speaker 7: anything else. I mean, really, man, if it wasn't for
Speaker 7: him just forgiving me, and then for him just touching
Speaker 7: my life the way he has, I mean, I'm not
Speaker 7: here in this position today. I'm just not. But the
Speaker 7: funny thing has happened along the way, even to you,
Speaker 7: if you look at it, is that your genuine appreciation
Speaker 7: and gratitude has been the key to you having more
Speaker 7: for your continued blessings and for making room for Heaven
Speaker 7: to open up and pour out blessings that you don't
Speaker 7: have room enough to receive. If you look at it,
Speaker 7: see God being affair and just God, which he is.
Speaker 9: Why would he.
Speaker 7: Put more on you than you can bear? If you've
Speaker 7: noticed everything that's happened in your life, if you're still here,
Speaker 7: you've made it. You know, forget how rough it was
Speaker 7: got that, but you made it forget what it sent
Speaker 7: you through and it how it made you feel.
Speaker 9: You made it.
Speaker 7: Now, what makes people give up and you hear about
Speaker 7: people committing suicide is they leave the God out of
Speaker 7: their life and they start allowing that other voice to control.
Speaker 7: And if it's really true that God never puts more
Speaker 7: on you than you can bear, as long as you
Speaker 7: stay connected to God, you can get through anything. But
Speaker 7: you lose that connection, you lose that communication, you lose that.
Speaker 9: Relationship with him.
Speaker 7: If you're not having a relationship with God, then who
Speaker 7: you having a relationship with? Now it ain't but two
Speaker 7: forces at work at all time. It's good and evil.
Speaker 7: It's positive and negative is God, it's Satan. Now, this
Speaker 7: is at work all the time. So if you're not
Speaker 7: being positive about everything, you leave room for negativity step in.
Speaker 7: If you're not trying to be righteous in your way,
Speaker 7: then you allow evil to step in. If you don't
Speaker 7: work on your relationship with God, come on, now, look
Speaker 7: who you're letting step in. So now I'm asking you
Speaker 7: to understand that God never puts more on you than
Speaker 7: you can bear. Okay, now that we got that clear,
Speaker 7: that's a fact. Okay, Now with that fact in mind.
Speaker 7: Let's go over this right here. Why would God, being
Speaker 7: as just and merciful as he is, put more on
Speaker 7: you than you can bear? Example, if God has given
Speaker 7: you blessings and all you're doing is complaining about him,
Speaker 7: you're never showing any appreciation of gratitude about it. Why
Speaker 7: would he give you some more stuff to be ungrateful for?
Speaker 7: Why would he give you some more stuff to complain about?
Speaker 7: Why would he give you some more stuff that you
Speaker 7: would not show any more appreciation for? I mean, this
Speaker 7: thing is real simple, man, ain't it if you think
Speaker 7: about it?
Speaker 3: So?
Speaker 7: A lot of times, man, when I was going through
Speaker 7: my positions of not having and wondering at all, I here,
Speaker 7: I ended up checking myself and going, man, I'm not
Speaker 7: even showing any gratitude or appreciation for the things He
Speaker 7: has done for me. Start showing some appreciation and gratitude.
Speaker 7: Because it's the key to having more. It's the key
Speaker 7: to continued blessings. It's the key to the wonders of
Speaker 7: heaven opening up and pouring out a blessing that you
Speaker 7: won't have room enough to receive. It's the appreciation and
Speaker 7: gratitude of what you already have as minimal as it
Speaker 7: may appear to be right now for you, it is
Speaker 7: still what you have. But if you've shown no gratitude
Speaker 7: for the minimal, why would he give you the maximum.
Speaker 7: I mean, I'm just really just trying to put it real, real, simple,
Speaker 7: so I can keep understanding this thing right here. So
Speaker 7: let me give you an example. In my life, I
Speaker 7: had gotten so busy at one point that I had
Speaker 7: began to complain about how busy I was. This is
Speaker 7: true because I am busy, but it ain't the busy
Speaker 7: part because I asked to be busy. You know, I
Speaker 7: asked God to give me opportunities and to make a
Speaker 7: way for me. Well, in that you got to do something,
Speaker 7: and you got to get busy. But I began to
Speaker 7: complain about the busyness and how busy I was, and
Speaker 7: I noticed that a couple of things slowed up for me.
Speaker 7: So I had got to the point where I wasn't
Speaker 7: showing real gratitude for it. Well, I looked up and
Speaker 7: a couple of things started slowing down, and then I
Speaker 7: had to catch myself and I went, wow, man, you
Speaker 7: have got to start embracing the fact that you are
Speaker 7: this busy. Embraced fact that what all comes along with it.
Speaker 7: Because to whom much is given, much is required. You
Speaker 7: gotta start embracing the requirement part if you want to continue.
Speaker 9: With the giving part. So I changed my attitude.
Speaker 7: I caught myself and I started thinking them and showing
Speaker 7: real gratitude for how busy I was instead of complaining
Speaker 7: about how busy I was. And then guess what, It
Speaker 7: opened up the windows of heaven and some more blessings
Speaker 7: got pulled out. It just works that way all the time,
Speaker 7: for everybody, for me, for you, for everybody. So listen,
Speaker 7: y'all again. Your appreciation and gratitude is the key to
Speaker 7: having more. Your appreciation and gratitude is the key to
Speaker 7: continued blessings. And your appreciation and gratitude is the only
Speaker 7: way that you can get those windows of heaven to
Speaker 7: open up and pull out these blessings that you won't
Speaker 7: have room enough to receive. You got to act like
Speaker 7: you're glad for what you've got in order to get more.
Speaker 9: You feel me, Uh, let's go.
Speaker 10: You're listening morning, Yeah.
Speaker 7: Ladies and gentlemen, the time has arrived. We had nothing
Speaker 7: to do with it. It comes as God sees it fit.
Speaker 7: But since the time has arrived and you were ware
Speaker 7: of it, then you are a part of the blessed.
Speaker 9: You don't have to be here.
Speaker 7: You didn't wake yourself up, You don't control your breasts.
Speaker 7: It's him. Thank him for the small things, because those
Speaker 7: small things are rather huge. You know, you take breaths
Speaker 7: every day and you don't even think about it, but
Speaker 7: go without a couple of them.
Speaker 9: Miss a couple of breaths. You eat all.
Speaker 7: The time, you think nothing of it. Miss a day
Speaker 7: of food. You walk in your house, you turn the key,
Speaker 7: you think you're supposed to be here, lose your house.
Speaker 7: I'm telling you, man, it's some stuff we take for
Speaker 7: granted that shouldn't be. Give God some thanks to today
Speaker 7: for all the things He's done for you. It's a
Speaker 7: Steve Harvey Martin show man, Sheldon Strawberry calling for real
Speaker 7: Mississippi Monica.
Speaker 9: Uh, and not that Junior. Now look here, junior.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 7: Uh.
Speaker 9: You seem to always have something on your Yes, man,
Speaker 9: it is always something.
Speaker 11: Because you just said something. You lose the house.
Speaker 9: I just got in here.
Speaker 12: I can't, I gotta, I gotta really start thinking, mom,
Speaker 12: because there's so many things that we just take for granted,
Speaker 12: like you just said, I never thought about walking in
Speaker 12: the house with the key in.
Speaker 9: The dome until you ain't got no dough to put
Speaker 9: your key in.
Speaker 11: Man. Yeah, what they tell you how you got kicked out?
Speaker 9: What it came and did? Bruh?
Speaker 7: I beholder, man. Let me tell you this right here.
Speaker 7: Do you know what No matter how your home is,
Speaker 7: it's your home, right No matter how what size the
Speaker 7: castle is, it's still your castle. Do you know what
Speaker 7: it is to lose the ability at the end of
Speaker 7: a tough day to say I'm going home?
Speaker 9: Bruh?
Speaker 7: Because it's something about turning that key and opening that
Speaker 7: door and shut it that gives you some form of security, like, Okay,
Speaker 7: I'm back here. I might not be able to control
Speaker 7: what's out here, but I'm king up in here. No
Speaker 7: matter how they exhibiting, no meager, how you living, whatever,
Speaker 7: it don't matter. Imagine losing the ability to say I'm
Speaker 7: going home. Somebody dogging you out there, I'm going home.
Speaker 7: Somebody tell you to get away from here. Hey, you
Speaker 7: can't put them fish back or skip it. I'll just
Speaker 7: go home now. Imagine not having that, man, Do you
Speaker 7: know what it is like for people who are homeless
Speaker 7: man who can't say I'm going home, that's rough man.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 7: I think about women who get out there, man and
Speaker 7: end up homeless, have to live in a shelter or
Speaker 7: get in there and have to live in an encampment
Speaker 7: or under a bridge somewhere, and they got kids.
Speaker 9: That's rough man.
Speaker 7: Because I was a dude, me going to the bathroom easy,
Speaker 7: I'm going over there.
Speaker 9: It becomes totally different.
Speaker 3: Man.
Speaker 9: If you're a female and you out there man.
Speaker 7: So y'all remember, man, when you see people that's out,
Speaker 7: try to extend to help, and here I ain't doing that.
Speaker 9: They ain't gonna do nothing by drugs.
Speaker 7: You don't know a lot of times they trying to
Speaker 7: eat and trying to make it to tomorrow.
Speaker 9: All right, thank you.
Speaker 10: All right, all right, coming up at thirty two minutes
Speaker 10: after the hour, we'll hear from the nephew who is
Speaker 10: not here, but Junior is here. We run that prank.
Speaker 10: You're listening morning show. It's time now to run that
Speaker 10: prank back with Junior in for the nephew.
Speaker 12: What you got Junior, well on day ninety nine, or
Speaker 12: run that prank bank we have your new boss, your
Speaker 12: new boss because that's where I think the nephew is
Speaker 12: working for a new boss, because he's not here for sure.
Speaker 12: I'm looking at my boss. I know my boss, he's
Speaker 12: sitting right there. But the nephew's boss is at another
Speaker 12: radio station and we don't know it is in Italy.
Speaker 9: I know.
Speaker 11: Let's go get your new boss.
Speaker 13: Hello.
Speaker 3: Hello, I'm trying to reach Jason Place.
Speaker 13: Yes you How can I help you?
Speaker 3: Hey, Jason, this is Lyle. I'm giving you a call
Speaker 3: a lot of human resources right. How you doing? You're
Speaker 3: deforming the project guy out there?
Speaker 13: Yes I am, I'm the project manage here. I can
Speaker 13: I help you?
Speaker 3: Listen, you've been training an individual out there, I think
Speaker 3: for the last month or so. You have you been training? Ah?
Speaker 13: Yes, a great guy, doing great work, doing good.
Speaker 3: Okay, how's he is? He coming along pretty good with everything?
Speaker 13: Oh man, he's picking up real good man. He learning
Speaker 13: and trade. I mean he's picking up just like I
Speaker 13: love him to pick up. Okay, something young workers, and
Speaker 13: he is.
Speaker 3: How many more weeks of training out there?
Speaker 13: I will say probably about another week or two, or
Speaker 13: we let him, you know, put him on his arm.
Speaker 3: Okay, do you think he'll handle it efficiently?
Speaker 13: Oh, yes, I think he'll be a great, great employee.
Speaker 3: Okay, you've been with the company, how long?
Speaker 13: Going on stop? Seventeen years?
Speaker 3: Yeah, my records are telling me somewhere around sixteen plus.
Speaker 13: Right right right on seventeen.
Speaker 3: Okay, you've been with us quite a while. And well,
Speaker 3: first of all, let you know we're grateful of you,
Speaker 3: of the work that you're putting in.
Speaker 13: Oh, man, I appreciate my man made. Man, I appreciate it.
Speaker 13: You help the company, man, and you know being here
Speaker 13: to eat many years man.
Speaker 3: He let you know, Man, I love my company exactly. Listen,
Speaker 3: we got a few adjustments we're gonna be making out
Speaker 3: there on the plant. Here's what we're gonna do now,
Speaker 3: it's say, gonna be done in about.
Speaker 13: A week or two, yes, about a week.
Speaker 3: Okay, here's here's what we're gonna do on that particular
Speaker 3: day that he gets released. And you you, you definitely
Speaker 3: know he's ready for everything. I'm gonna want you to
Speaker 3: give him your key card as well as the key
Speaker 3: to your office. I'm gonna want you to give him
Speaker 3: your key card that gets you actually onto the property.
Speaker 3: And and you have you have your own parking space too.
Speaker 3: Don't you. Yes, I do. Okay, Now we're gonna need
Speaker 3: you to give your key card and your office key
Speaker 3: and we'll we'll find you another place to park. He's
Speaker 3: actually probably gonna be parking in your space.
Speaker 13: Hold what you mean You can't mean to give him
Speaker 13: my key hocket right pocket.
Speaker 3: Parking space. But your key card that gets you onto
Speaker 3: the property, the little little electrical card there right that
Speaker 3: as well as your office. He's gonna actually be taking
Speaker 3: over as project manager.
Speaker 13: No, no, sir, I'm not giving up nothing over the
Speaker 13: pocket manager.
Speaker 3: Let's let's first of all, say let's do that. Let's
Speaker 3: stone the language down. Okay, we're gonna find a place
Speaker 3: for you, but for the time being, we're gonna put
Speaker 3: you back into PLANTI we find and.
Speaker 13: I'll find noo, gang, I'll find a place, I mean
Speaker 13: my place. Well, I'm man right now, I'm not moving
Speaker 13: from nowhere.
Speaker 3: That's all right.
Speaker 13: I'm not geging at the signing. Nothing good by to
Speaker 13: the time, I got seventeen years. Ok Ain't nobody fit
Speaker 13: to sign me? Not a place to move? You got
Speaker 13: to understand that part. Now, I got seventeen years up
Speaker 13: in here and chain a young guy and this guy
Speaker 13: got a couple months and you're talking to you.
Speaker 1: Ever wanted to do?
Speaker 13: What to me?
Speaker 3: Move me, Jason, this is a temporary move. We're gonna
Speaker 3: find something better for you.
Speaker 13: No, he ain't no better.
Speaker 3: This is a project. Man.
Speaker 13: Ain't nobody the money you got that understanding.
Speaker 3: This has come from the head and the head.
Speaker 13: Who tell me who the head is? I know the
Speaker 13: head people.
Speaker 3: This decision actually come from the vice president.
Speaker 13: No, they ain't told me none of that. It comes
Speaker 13: to me first.
Speaker 3: I'll tell you what, Jason, this is something I'm supposed
Speaker 3: to probably not tell you. But let me let me
Speaker 3: let you in on a little something.
Speaker 13: Let me hand on something, because this is gonna be
Speaker 13: some bull him because I checked the whole place up
Speaker 13: out here.
Speaker 3: And I mean, let me explain something to you. Jason.
Speaker 3: This young guy that you've been training, he is actually
Speaker 3: the nephew of the vice president.
Speaker 13: I don't give a about No, that's you or no
Speaker 13: vice president mine? Do you think I care about some president?
Speaker 13: Tell him? Tell the president I said what I said him?
Speaker 13: And the next you who cares about the nephew? They
Speaker 13: ain't never told me any none of this.
Speaker 3: Well, can I expect you to give your key over
Speaker 3: to him.
Speaker 13: No, hell, no, I ain't getting nobody nothing. Doesn't get
Speaker 13: the law to come get it. Ain't nobody getting nothing.
Speaker 13: I ain't leaving. How that sounds, sir?
Speaker 3: All I can ask you for is I need your
Speaker 3: key card and I need the key to your office.
Speaker 3: I need you to empty out your things so we
Speaker 3: can move Victor in there and hold hold you a place.
Speaker 3: This is just a temporary slop right now.
Speaker 13: No, you them ain't nobody getting hing saying okay, I
Speaker 13: done been here. I tell you what I'm gonna do.
Speaker 13: I go out there and I temp slap this little
Speaker 13: some of them, okay, And then I find out who
Speaker 13: his boss is or whoever the nephty votes to be,
Speaker 13: and kick hit cause I ain't giving up nothing. And
Speaker 13: this is them talking about job y'all with the wrong one, okay,
Speaker 13: with the wrong one.
Speaker 3: At this time, you're talking about beating the vice president's nephew.
Speaker 3: You're losing control here, Jason.
Speaker 13: No, I ain't losing nothing. I'm the only thing control
Speaker 13: I'm gonna loose. And when I kick it, How that sounds?
Speaker 13: And I'm gonna kick the boat to see you all
Speaker 13: of them? How that sounds, and that makes sound.
Speaker 3: Clear for you. We're trying to just give you someplace
Speaker 3: to be temporarily until I find you another slot.
Speaker 13: Ain't no other slot. My slot is my slot. I'm
Speaker 13: gonna kick give ratt not how that sound to you?
Speaker 3: Sure? All I want to asking is I need your
Speaker 3: key card and I need the key to the office.
Speaker 3: Get all your things out so I and get Victor
Speaker 3: moved in within the next week.
Speaker 13: Ain't no keys, okay, all of them. I don't give
Speaker 13: a how that sounds. I don't care nothing about them. Okay,
Speaker 13: because I see you gonna make me somebody out here today. Okay,
Speaker 13: I'm tired of it and this ain't gonna happen to me.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna get security to come over and walk you out.
Speaker 13: Okay, No, ain't no security for to walk me. No way,
Speaker 13: how that sounds. I came here, ain't buy myself. Ain't
Speaker 13: nobody said to walk me up out the in?
Speaker 3: Are you having problems moving out? For the nephew?
Speaker 13: The nephew okay, the nephew is not gonna come in
Speaker 13: here and take.
Speaker 3: Okay, there's another that you need to be aware. Do
Speaker 3: you know who the other nephew is?
Speaker 13: Hell No, I ain't never seen no other nephew. I
Speaker 13: ain't know that was a nephew.
Speaker 3: Let me tell you who the other one is.
Speaker 7: Who the other one is?
Speaker 3: The other one is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey
Speaker 3: Morning Show. Jason, you just got cranked.
Speaker 13: Y'all aligned with me? Man, don't play with me, man,
Speaker 13: Jason Elizen. Man, this ain't no tomming.
Speaker 3: Man.
Speaker 13: Y'all need to put that man. Man, y'all don't know
Speaker 13: how long the brother.
Speaker 3: Man I worked.
Speaker 13: I worked, Man, Hey, Man, I ain't me no, just
Speaker 13: baby doll.
Speaker 3: But man, Man, y'all got me good Man, I got you, Man,
Speaker 3: I got I got one thing to ask you, Man,
Speaker 3: what's the baddest radio show in the land.
Speaker 13: That's Steve Hobby Morning.
Speaker 11: Shep Man, There you go, Shirley, your new boss.
Speaker 10: Thank you. Coming up next, it is as the Celo
Speaker 10: with our Chief Love Officers. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show,
Speaker 10: coming up at the top of the hour. In entertainment news,
Speaker 10: Sherry Shepherd started off her new season with a big
Speaker 10: with big news, or we might say smaller news. She
Speaker 10: looks amazing too. Anthony Anderson's divorce is final he gets
Speaker 10: to keep his two thousand and four range Rover and
Speaker 10: is Odell Beckham Junior dating Kim Kardashian. Yeah. We'll find
Speaker 10: out about all of these stories coming at the top
Speaker 10: of the hour. But right now it is time to
Speaker 10: ask the COLO Chief Love Officer, Steve Harvey. Here we go,
Speaker 10: Donna in the Bahamas rights. My husband and I have
Speaker 10: downsized our lifestyle to live in a beach community. I
Speaker 10: had hoped the calmness of the water would help our marriage,
Speaker 10: but the walls are closing in on me. We need
Speaker 10: a bigger place. How do I convince him to move?
Speaker 9: I don't know what to tell you.
Speaker 7: I don't know what you take your ass over there
Speaker 7: ball with the tiny houses for in the first dawn place.
Speaker 9: I keep telling y'all, I keep.
Speaker 7: Telling y'all, dim down tiny Holmes is way overrated. Downsize
Speaker 7: it is overrated. I'm not downsize, and I'm just gonna
Speaker 7: make more. I'm not Fitnash sit up in here in
Speaker 7: this tiny house, and all my business is right here
Speaker 7: in that one little last room. You thought that was
Speaker 7: gonna help you. You thought some water outside was gonna
Speaker 7: help you. You thought because there was some water over there,
Speaker 7: it was gonna help. What's going on in here in
Speaker 7: a tiny house? Sitting up in here, all this stuff
Speaker 7: in arms reach. Your upstairs is a damn bunk bed.
Speaker 7: That's your upstairs.
Speaker 9: I wish I would. I don't care what it is.
Speaker 9: You could be living in the water.
Speaker 7: If your ass is in a tiny house, you have
Speaker 7: made a mistake. I don't care. You've ever seen a
Speaker 7: window in a chiny house? No, ain't nowhere to put
Speaker 7: it because you gotta have something on that damn wall.
Speaker 7: You can't do nothing in a tiny house. You can't
Speaker 7: even move around in a tiny house. Snow they don't
Speaker 7: surely they lying ain't gonna body like.
Speaker 9: Look at them. They went down size.
Speaker 7: Now look she want a bigger house cause you lie
Speaker 7: to yourself.
Speaker 9: I love it.
Speaker 7: Okay, okay, okay, here we go. This is somebody trying
Speaker 7: to lie to you by a tiny house. I love
Speaker 7: tight conditions.
Speaker 9: How did I tell you what? I tell you what?
Speaker 7: Ask me something about a tiny house and let me
Speaker 7: show you watch how this is going well.
Speaker 10: I mean, I have a tiny house, so you know
Speaker 10: it's good because I can hook it up to my
Speaker 10: car and we can go places I can travel. That's
Speaker 10: what I like.
Speaker 7: That ain't a house. That's a trailer. Did you just
Speaker 7: say you could hook your house up to your car.
Speaker 7: That's not a house. That's a damn trailer. You can
Speaker 7: get that. You're living in the U hall.
Speaker 9: Go to the question can help you out?
Speaker 7: Anyway, We're gonna move on you in the bathroom. Everybody
Speaker 7: know it, all the company.
Speaker 9: You can't even comey of the tiny house. Excuse me?
Speaker 7: Where is the restaurant? You have a restroom for guests.
Speaker 7: It's the same one.
Speaker 10: Okay, we're moving on.
Speaker 11: Turn out, Okay. Birthday parties.
Speaker 7: How that look outside? It's the only thing in the
Speaker 7: tiny house. Everybody walk in one at a time.
Speaker 9: Look at the cake. Turn your ass around, Come on
Speaker 9: out of there.
Speaker 7: Yes, carr I said it was raining, but okay it's raining.
Speaker 9: Hey be outside for the party if it's raining.
Speaker 7: Uh, okay, so you're gonna, oh now you got to
Speaker 7: move the birthday party inside. Yeah, okay, let me tell
Speaker 7: you how that's gonna look. Two people standing at the stove,
Speaker 7: all the guesses on the bed. Somebody gonna have to
Speaker 7: sit on that tarny. You got the two people over
Speaker 7: there at that kitchen necked, You got two some people
Speaker 7: sitting at the kitchen neck. The cake is on the
Speaker 7: kitchen neck in order for you to blow the candas out.
Speaker 7: The baby got to get out off the bed. But
Speaker 7: she can't get out off the bed because if people own.
Speaker 10: It, people like tiny houses the whole TV.
Speaker 7: Surely they lying. They don't found the people that lie.
Speaker 7: Don't nobody want to like no little tiny ass house.
Speaker 3: Worry.
Speaker 10: We're moving on to Steph in Tampa. Steph says, I
Speaker 10: might be a mistress, but I draw the line when
Speaker 10: I am asked to come to my boyfriend's house and
Speaker 10: have sex with him amidst all of his wife's belongings.
Speaker 10: I don't know if my man has run out of
Speaker 10: money for hotels or what, but he says it's safe.
Speaker 10: So should I go?
Speaker 7: First of all, listen to that. Ain't your man? Say
Speaker 7: let's just go right there? Has my man run out
Speaker 7: of money?
Speaker 9: He not your man? He not your man?
Speaker 14: Out the gate, he's not your man.
Speaker 9: Here's another one.
Speaker 7: If you are the mistress of a man that they
Speaker 7: run out of money, what is your mistress in fault?
Speaker 10: Yeah? Get out?
Speaker 9: Where is your benefit?
Speaker 7: And you don't want to go over there and have
Speaker 7: sex amongst all her things.
Speaker 9: Do you know what that's like? If you're in a
Speaker 9: tiny house, all things is.
Speaker 10: Everywhere, So she should not go.
Speaker 9: Why don't you get somebody else? Yeah? All right?
Speaker 10: Sagan high points says, I've been with my boyfriend for
Speaker 10: eleven years, and I just let him move in with me.
Speaker 10: I expected him to help out with bills and keep
Speaker 10: my house clean.
Speaker 9: He said.
Speaker 10: I took care of myself before he moved in. So
Speaker 10: I'm just after his money. How do I get him
Speaker 10: to leave? She wants him out now a minute?
Speaker 9: Eleven years? Yes, you ain't. You ain't get the message.
Speaker 1: You didn't.
Speaker 9: You didn't, you didn't pick up on it. He's eleven,
Speaker 9: see that.
Speaker 7: You ain't see the lack of movement. You didn't see
Speaker 7: non progression. You didn't see the relationship developing. Your relationship
Speaker 7: is what it is and has been that way for
Speaker 7: eleven He moved in, and now he don't help you.
Speaker 7: So he been keeping his money to hisself for eleven years,
Speaker 7: and but he been taking everything from you, and now
Speaker 7: he in your house and he ain't helping out because
Speaker 7: all you want him for is his money.
Speaker 10: By boy boy, bye bye boy girl.
Speaker 9: Girl, I don't even understand why y'all.
Speaker 10: How does she get him out?
Speaker 9: You know what does do?
Speaker 7: Put him out? It's your house, but you don't know
Speaker 7: how to do that. This man and do it what
Speaker 7: he want to do for eleven years? Next question, Now
Speaker 7: you want to change it? In year twelve? He not feelish?
Speaker 7: Check right, put him out. It's called the restrain in order?
Speaker 9: All right?
Speaker 10: Last one, Steve. This is from Honey and Yipsilante. She says,
Speaker 10: I'm forty three and I have four sons with my
Speaker 10: ex husband, and he's still very present in their lives.
Speaker 10: My fiance is forty five and he is trying hard
Speaker 10: to win my boys over, but they're hesitant. How do
Speaker 10: I get them to open up more to my fiance
Speaker 10: and let their guards down?
Speaker 7: That's on your fiance. He got some work to do.
Speaker 7: They daddy's still active in their life. You know, there's
Speaker 7: no replacing that. All he can be is an addition.
Speaker 7: Don't go in there trying to replace. Just go in
Speaker 7: there as an addition. Hey man, y'all want to play
Speaker 7: some ball? I got some tickets. Y'all won't go to game?
Speaker 7: They say no? Take them down there and scalp them.
Speaker 10: Yes, all the legal money. What coming up NeXT's.
Speaker 9: Going on around the country.
Speaker 10: Right now, we'll have some entertainment news for you. Thank you, CLO.
Speaker 10: Right after this, you're listening morning show. So Sherry Shepherd
Speaker 10: kicked off her second season of Sherry on Monday, and
Speaker 10: she shared some big news with her audience. She opened
Speaker 10: up about having a breast reduction in July this year
Speaker 10: because the weight of her breast had become really painful
Speaker 10: for her. She admitted that prior to surgery, she wore
Speaker 10: a forty two double D bra, but now she is painfree,
Speaker 10: she can sit up straight, and she feels lighter. Steve Harvey,
Speaker 10: I watched the season opener and Sherry looked amazing. She
Speaker 10: really really did, and it was great. It was a
Speaker 10: great way to start her show. But then on Wednesday,
Speaker 10: Sherry came back and had to go back on hiatus
Speaker 10: because she announced that she has COVID. So will get
Speaker 10: new shows when Sherry is COVID free and feeling better.
Speaker 9: But she breast alone. See once you cut out that
Speaker 9: extra meat, that's protection.
Speaker 1: Up anyway, I have one, I had one. Ain't nothing
Speaker 1: wrong with a breast reduction.
Speaker 9: You didn't tell us, when did you do that?
Speaker 10: Because we knew.
Speaker 9: Hell, shut up, girl, girl, you better, you better show
Speaker 9: girl you had a bread reduction?
Speaker 1: And you hear, whoa.
Speaker 9: God, don't girl? Why you was working here?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I've been working here alo twenty years.
Speaker 9: Where you Where did you get a breast reduction?
Speaker 7: I bet.
Speaker 10: Right after what you say, I just said, Oh my god,
Speaker 10: I can't believe you don't remember.
Speaker 1: I'm embarrassed.
Speaker 9: You gotta do what you gotta do. I never I
Speaker 9: never knew she had a breath.
Speaker 14: You ain't come in and say, Todd, I'll want to
Speaker 14: see him.
Speaker 9: I didn't what what did they reduce? What did? What
Speaker 9: did they do my breast?
Speaker 1: That's what it's called.
Speaker 7: So well, now wait a minute, now, I just want
Speaker 7: to say gratulation because that's the breast reduction, the praise
Speaker 7: God what you.
Speaker 9: Know what I like about it too.
Speaker 14: When you get a breast reduction, they lift them too.
Speaker 14: So you know, as women age, you know, gravity sets in.
Speaker 14: So when you get a reduction, they get a lift.
Speaker 1: So well, this is they lifted. Honey.
Speaker 7: Yes, I wanted because you've inspired me. Now I'm gonna
Speaker 7: go on down there and do what I'm gonna find.
Speaker 7: I'm gonna finally get this lip reduction. You say, you
Speaker 7: say when they take it. They lifted you many times.
Speaker 7: My mama told me, boy, close your mouth for a fly,
Speaker 7: like because look at look right here.
Speaker 9: This holiday is how I do all time. You know,
Speaker 9: I ain't careful you're that bottom lip. You got a
Speaker 9: little weight on it.
Speaker 7: Man.
Speaker 10: You know I'm share nothing with no damn about it.
Speaker 9: Monica. Monica had one.
Speaker 14: That next she did too far, too far, let's go see.
Speaker 14: That's why I just talked about me. I just related
Speaker 14: to the story with Sherry Shepherd.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 9: I never knew that call of congratulations.
Speaker 1: You're welcome. I don't know why I said, you're welcome, but.
Speaker 10: Thank you.
Speaker 9: One thing.
Speaker 7: They ain't take a lot go ahead next door.
Speaker 9: Because I still wanted my.
Speaker 1: That's another day.
Speaker 14: Yes, because my husband was like, don't lose your mind.
Speaker 9: Go down every way.
Speaker 1: Hey, hey, we got a limit.
Speaker 9: Careful easy, ah, all.
Speaker 10: Right, you ready?
Speaker 9: Well.
Speaker 10: Another celebrity divorce is final. Actor and comedian Anthony Anders's
Speaker 10: divorce from his wife Alvina is over after twenty two
Speaker 10: years of marriage. Alvina filed for divorce for the second
Speaker 10: time and stated quote irreconcilable differences as the reason for
Speaker 10: the marriage ending. Anthony was ordered to pay Alvina twenty
Speaker 10: thousand a month for spousal support, but if his gross
Speaker 10: annual earnings exceed two million, he will have to pay
Speaker 10: Alvina an additional twenty percent of his income. Anthony gets
Speaker 10: to keep a humh I.
Speaker 7: Tell you right now, go on, get to pay it,
Speaker 7: though he has to make it two million dollars a year.
Speaker 7: Hit go home, get to pay it, Go go ahead.
Speaker 10: Anthony gets keep what he gets to keep, his two
Speaker 10: thousand and four, his two thousand and four Range rover
Speaker 10: and their family home and their family home in Encino
Speaker 10: yees Cary years old.
Speaker 1: This classic though it's a range.
Speaker 9: I'm not mad didn't give it?
Speaker 8: Dawn?
Speaker 9: What is? What was that end there?
Speaker 3: For?
Speaker 10: And his wife?
Speaker 7: It is when you'd have got your ass whopped in
Speaker 7: a divorce when you don't get to keep nothing but
Speaker 7: the two thousand four.
Speaker 10: Car'n't married for twenty two years.
Speaker 7: So yeah, the car twenty four years. I guess he
Speaker 7: guess he said I had this four we got married. Yeah,
Speaker 7: I'm sorry. And fred Bro, I'm sorry. These folks just
Speaker 7: keep coming.
Speaker 9: I can't stop them. I can't cut them off.
Speaker 1: You can stop them.
Speaker 9: I can't. They just running out of my mouth.
Speaker 7: I'm just looking at that two thousand four Range, bro
Speaker 7: I don't even what we down here in court fighting
Speaker 7: for this here for it's.
Speaker 1: Still a Range.
Speaker 7: Don't hate on the Range. I don't know if it's
Speaker 7: no Range. I ain't saying nothing about that. I'm the year.
Speaker 10: Well, well, his wife gets to keep her twenty twenty
Speaker 10: two Mazda and they have a home in Houston. So
Speaker 10: hold way, say what now his wife gets to keep
Speaker 10: their twenty twenty two Mazda and their home.
Speaker 3: In hu.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 7: They need to not make this divorce, puppy. I'm I'm
Speaker 7: not being to be honest about this Range. Roll in
Speaker 7: this damn monster. That's not what I'm fitting to do.
Speaker 7: I wouldn't even have told noboudy. I'm showing that breaking girl.
Speaker 7: What you get, girl?
Speaker 9: I got? I got.
Speaker 7: I have to keep that twenty two miles.
Speaker 1: That's the old body style of Range Rover too.
Speaker 10: That's nice, classic, classic, it is what what.
Speaker 9: Are y'all talking about? It's a slipperty divorce.
Speaker 10: What is you're talking about?
Speaker 9: Get the blue Book value on that?
Speaker 10: Ain't all right, listen, it ain't even.
Speaker 9: The double figures. What is we're talking about.
Speaker 10: Coming up in twenty minutes after the hour, Steve, You're
Speaker 10: gonna want to hear this because there's a brown right now.
Speaker 7: I'm right now, Hey man, I see a picture of
Speaker 7: your two thousand range.
Speaker 10: Rover more than Steve Harvey Moore show right after this.
Speaker 6: You're listening hard Morning show.
Speaker 10: Well, tomorrow is the first day of fall, and Halloween
Speaker 10: is just a month away. That means it's a scary
Speaker 10: it's scary movie season, and one of the scariest movies
Speaker 10: of all time has a sequel coming. Okay, it's the
Speaker 10: Exorcist Believer the Original Exorcist. Of course, huh.
Speaker 9: Ain'tybody going down there to see that?
Speaker 10: Well, we all remember the Original Exorcist was released back
Speaker 10: in nineteen seventy three. It started Linda Blair and Ellen Burnston.
Speaker 10: Ellen Burnston. Ellen Burnston will also star in the new
Speaker 10: Exorcist movie, which hits theaters October sixth. So, Steve, I
Speaker 10: gotta ask you. You already said no one's going to
Speaker 10: see it, but are you excited, concerned, tristed about the.
Speaker 9: New Washington Devil?
Speaker 7: It's a movie, though, I don't just it's not. Horror
Speaker 7: movies have no interest in me, specially. I don't go
Speaker 7: down there talking about no devil.
Speaker 9: And what was that boy? What happened.
Speaker 3: You?
Speaker 7: No, you don't. Don't we' finna play this. I ain't
Speaker 7: goinna have no dreams about you, none of this here.
Speaker 10: No, so clearly the Exorcist movie.
Speaker 7: But I'm trying to figure out what I've never asked anybody,
Speaker 7: what do people get from watching horror movies?
Speaker 10: People like to be scared, Steve. They do like to
Speaker 10: be scared in that way because they know it's not real.
Speaker 10: In that way, they like to be scared.
Speaker 9: Yeah, you're obviously not from.
Speaker 12: See being back in the movie already dangerous. Just being
Speaker 12: black in life this day.
Speaker 11: That's scared to me.
Speaker 1: You know, that's the one I need a movie for.
Speaker 11: I don't need to go to no theater.
Speaker 1: Scared movie. You know, be the first to die anyway.
Speaker 10: Yeah, but but stem didn't you see the Exorcists? Used
Speaker 10: still like horror movies? You wanted to see that.
Speaker 9: I like horror movie.
Speaker 7: You just wait this movie out. And Butcher driving his
Speaker 7: daddy's castle A butcher daddy let him drive the car.
Speaker 7: Was bad night when we was backing our driveway, he
Speaker 7: told the real view mirror off the car. I knew,
Speaker 7: I knew that I should have got out the car
Speaker 7: right there and just went home. How we backing out
Speaker 7: the driver You already told the real view mirror off
Speaker 7: the car. Now we're up there at the We had
Speaker 7: to shake a heisted trying to figure out how we're
Speaker 7: gonna get this mirror back home.
Speaker 9: So Butcher, Daddy, don't beat Butcher and us.
Speaker 7: One of the worst I've never had, the worst movie
Speaker 7: experience of my life was at the Extas.
Speaker 10: Wow, whatever what else happened?
Speaker 7: Just everything were sitting there, you know, a little chair apart.
Speaker 7: But that movie was Oh, we was all it. We
Speaker 7: was all it was six of us. We were sitting
Speaker 7: in the chair apart. When the movie was over, we
Speaker 7: was all in two chairs.
Speaker 10: There is I think a black family I saw in
Speaker 10: the trailer black down a little black girl.
Speaker 9: Uh in a in a movie.
Speaker 10: She's doing some of the same stuff.
Speaker 7: Yeah, they in the movie, but they all get the
Speaker 7: black granddaughter gonna eat the.
Speaker 14: Talk about I cast The Extorcist Believer in theaters October sixth.
Speaker 10: Coming up next, Roscoe Wallace is joining us right after
Speaker 10: this you're listening.
Speaker 6: Morning show.
Speaker 10: All right, ladies and gentlemen, as promised, he is here, Roscoe.
Speaker 10: We're going on, Sally, Hey, Roscoe, what's up?
Speaker 9: Julian Robot? All right, we're going on today.
Speaker 1: All right, let's get to it. Okay.
Speaker 14: First of all, Roscoe, yesterday day was the twenty first
Speaker 14: day of September Earth Wind and Fire Day.
Speaker 9: Well, the grave grew all time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, come on, Rosso, tell me break it down.
Speaker 10: What happened on the twenty See, Every.
Speaker 7: Winter at five got started a while back. I knew
Speaker 7: that I knew the founder Every Winter Fire, Maurice.
Speaker 9: But I knew Maurice daddy clan Clan Clan's.
Speaker 7: White had a group called Pluto, Mars and Venus.
Speaker 9: Planet. Yeah, that was the planet that was bigger, that
Speaker 9: was universe.
Speaker 7: Then then they came out with Every Wind and five
Speaker 7: them just elements Pluto, Mars and Venus.
Speaker 9: They call them pm V. That's why.
Speaker 7: Yeah, Every Wind and Fire PMV or Pluto, Mars and Venus.
Speaker 7: That's how it all got started, right there. Really that
Speaker 7: litle istory for you though. So in September twenty first,
Speaker 7: then they big hit was November.
Speaker 9: It was no member.
Speaker 7: When we first had thanksgiving, He comes in everybody living.
Speaker 7: They read all the Indians away. They should have left
Speaker 7: them up on clean of rocks, should have frozen them, should.
Speaker 9: Have let them drop.
Speaker 7: But they helped them, and the white folks came took
Speaker 7: through the way.
Speaker 9: Uh thanks staying in no villing.
Speaker 1: But wow, you know that didn't did not. You're breaking
Speaker 1: it down, you breaking it down, all right, So shout out.
Speaker 9: Right down on the free.
Speaker 7: We had none of trouble now the reservation every day
Speaker 7: that ain't even had help, all profrom helping them.
Speaker 1: You're staying walking on right.
Speaker 7: Let's what tomorrow at the story next time you see
Speaker 7: somebody freezing, left the air free.
Speaker 9: The history late? What else you got?
Speaker 14: Steve talked about the song As we Lay it's Murdock.
Speaker 14: So the song was written by Billy Beck and Larry
Speaker 14: troutman as we lay? So I want you to tell me,
Speaker 14: do you know any Did you know Billy? Did you
Speaker 14: know Larry Trout That's a lie?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 9: Which part I wrote that song too? As we lay?
Speaker 9: And the reason Shirley sing it cause that's who I
Speaker 9: laying with.
Speaker 1: Le Murdock.
Speaker 7: And one night and it got crazy and I fell
Speaker 7: asleep and then here she come and that's how the
Speaker 7: song go and we leave. We forgot about the pride
Speaker 7: we had to pay. Charlie didn't pay no damn pride.
Speaker 9: That was all me.
Speaker 1: So you were married at the time, Roscoe.
Speaker 7: No, but I was seeing somebody though. Oh okay, Shaka
Speaker 7: Khan Mama.
Speaker 9: Who was her name Rocker.
Speaker 7: Or me a rock con That was a nickname rock
Speaker 7: because she'll walk a world on you.
Speaker 9: Our day, Shaka Khan Mama back then. And now all
Speaker 9: that is all right.
Speaker 14: Monday night football country music singer Chris Stapleton and Snoop
Speaker 14: Doll we did.
Speaker 1: In the air tonight for ass IDEA.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I don't really had I need more time to
Speaker 7: tell that to it because I gotta be careful with
Speaker 7: it because you know, yess he is so oh little drum.
Speaker 9: I ain't worried about the coat, so I can Snoop.
Speaker 7: All right, Thank you, Roscoe.
Speaker 10: We gotta go coming out.
Speaker 9: Next time out for you, okay.
Speaker 10: Prank phone call with Junior in for the nephew. Right
Speaker 10: after this, you're listening Hard Morning Show coming up at
Speaker 10: about four minutes after the hour. It's my strawberry letter
Speaker 10: for today and the subject is I smelled like him
Speaker 10: all day? Hmm Okay, I don't know what that is.
Speaker 10: That could be a good or bad thing. We'll find
Speaker 10: out in just a few when we do the Strawberry letter,
Speaker 10: because right now it is time for today's prank phone
Speaker 10: call with Junior in for the nephew Junior Junior Junior Junior.
Speaker 11: Yeah, well, day two thousand and nine hundred.
Speaker 9: I have way what this is what I have for y'all.
Speaker 11: He's not working here no more.
Speaker 9: I know, y'all gonna tell me.
Speaker 3: I know it.
Speaker 1: I'm just Wayne timing you telling me Timmy.
Speaker 11: Yeah, he is not working.
Speaker 9: I know it.
Speaker 11: Because this is day two. This is day three thousand,
Speaker 11: nine hundred and sixteen.
Speaker 9: So just just just wait for it.
Speaker 11: We'll see what happens. Just hook it up at the daycare.
Speaker 11: That's the prank for today.
Speaker 1: Hook it up at the daycare.
Speaker 11: He's gonna have to explain to dude, it ain't that big.
Speaker 10: Hello.
Speaker 9: Hello, I'm trying to reach Freeda.
Speaker 15: This is Freedom and who is this?
Speaker 9: You don't know me?
Speaker 16: My name is Line, Line. I wanted to call you.
Speaker 16: I've been looking for trying to get your phone number.
Speaker 16: Actually for like about the last about two weeks.
Speaker 15: Now, what do you do my number?
Speaker 13: Four?
Speaker 10: Baby?
Speaker 15: Can you get on with it? Because I come on
Speaker 15: lunch breaking front heard meet my lunch, and I need
Speaker 15: you to come on with Okay, Now.
Speaker 9: Is your your husband is uh?
Speaker 3: What is your name?
Speaker 5: Kid?
Speaker 9: My name is line line?
Speaker 13: Okay?
Speaker 15: And you asking about my husband? Now what about Yes,
Speaker 15: that's my husband.
Speaker 9: See.
Speaker 16: The problem I'm having, miss Freedom, is that I look
Speaker 16: through my wife cell phone about two three weeks ago,
Speaker 16: and and I found out that this actual phone number
Speaker 16: belong to your husband's name, and he been text messaging her.
Speaker 15: Right stop stop, stop, wait a minute.
Speaker 9: Because but see let me finish.
Speaker 16: Though he been text messaging her different uh text message
Speaker 16: and stuff about he wanted to meet up with her,
Speaker 16: and and how she looked the other day and stuff
Speaker 16: like this here but then but then even worse than
Speaker 16: this here is he?
Speaker 3: You know?
Speaker 16: Doesne send some some some pictures of himself some some
Speaker 16: naked pictures on the on the on the cell phone.
Speaker 15: No, sir, not, I know not because you anything. If
Speaker 15: he's texting it, nobody needs to be an employer about
Speaker 15: a yall. I know you're not saying to me, who
Speaker 15: is your wife what's your name again?
Speaker 13: What's your name mean?
Speaker 16: My name is Lennie and my my wife name is
Speaker 16: My wife name is Denise, Denise, Denise.
Speaker 15: That ain't registered with me. We pretty much have an
Speaker 15: opera relationship where we kind of communicate and I don't
Speaker 15: know nothingbou know Denise? Yeah, Okay, do.
Speaker 16: Your husband's last fold digits on his phone is sixty.
Speaker 9: Eight twenty two.
Speaker 15: Yeah, that would be the last for digit Okay.
Speaker 16: See that's what I'm saying, ma'am. I'm not trying to
Speaker 16: call you, you know. I mean, I'm disappointed in my
Speaker 16: wife because of these text messages and in these pictures
Speaker 16: and stuff. You know, I'm the one. That's why I say, Okay,
Speaker 16: I need to call this man wife right here and.
Speaker 9: See what you know? Does she even know it?
Speaker 15: I need you to write a minute back up and
Speaker 15: be quiet for me to look here. Okay, Denise, you're lining? Okay,
Speaker 15: where they're supposed to admit that? What what you know?
Speaker 15: Because we usual to go everywhere together when we go up.
Speaker 15: First of all, the don't work. Let's let's go there.
Speaker 15: He does not work. I don't know where it is
Speaker 15: when he got when he generally when he leaves the house,
Speaker 15: went together. Where did they meet?
Speaker 5: How?
Speaker 15: How did they meet? Two weeks ago? You say, because oh,
Speaker 15: I'm listening to you now, you got I don't.
Speaker 16: I don't know if they meant two weeks ago. I'm
Speaker 16: just I just found him in the cell phone two
Speaker 16: weeks ago. That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 16: You say, if you're saying he don't work, then evidently
Speaker 16: it must be doing the day while you gone, or
Speaker 16: something I don't do.
Speaker 9: I mean you you say you on your lunch break
Speaker 9: right now?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 15: Uh huh? And where is your wife right now? Wait?
Speaker 15: Do you know where your wife feels right now?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 9: Well, she supposed to be at work right now.
Speaker 15: And you know what I just counted. He told me
Speaker 15: was gonna get in the tube and when I come back,
Speaker 15: it's taking the lound. He used it. Okay, it's yeah, okay,
Speaker 15: if I ain't have to go back in this hospital,
Speaker 15: the baby baby baby. See, yeah, where is your wife?
Speaker 15: I need you to get we need your wife deil.
Speaker 9: Well, see my wife works at a uh at a
Speaker 9: wait a minute, do y'all have do y'all have kids?
Speaker 15: Yeah? Yeah, we got kids. And that's my problem. That's
Speaker 15: why I'm so upset. I'm working. I'll day. I get
Speaker 15: up and so in the morning to make sure I
Speaker 15: got everything prepared for the whole day.
Speaker 9: Got to get the kids.
Speaker 15: And we have three kids, one, two, and three?
Speaker 9: Yeah, okay, okay, is he the one?
Speaker 16: Because see do he because my wife works at a
Speaker 16: at a daycare? Do he drop them off at a daycare?
Speaker 15: Don't start your baby. He's getting deeper if.
Speaker 7: I get to this.
Speaker 15: What daycare does your wife work at?
Speaker 5: Baby?
Speaker 15: Because I see, don't start me. Yeah he dropping them off?
Speaker 3: Okay, uh huh.
Speaker 15: If you tell me to baby, just tell me. Prom
Speaker 15: I sweat lined now.
Speaker 9: She's been at this place called children's academy.
Speaker 15: You are lie. You better now tell me this non working.
Speaker 15: It's want to They're supposed to be watching our kids.
Speaker 16: So you see, I'm already out and see but see,
Speaker 16: I'm already upsetting and been upset about this for the
Speaker 16: last I've been holding it for the last two weeks.
Speaker 9: I've been holding it. Ain't said nothing to Denie.
Speaker 15: Holding Why are you holding it? Why you want? You
Speaker 15: should have been called me what's this? Because when he
Speaker 15: get this, let me tell you something. I get up
Speaker 15: at four every morning I go. I have to be
Speaker 15: to work for six thirty. Every morning I get to
Speaker 15: that damn houseman our slave. All they did come on
Speaker 15: as slave for him. Try to make sure he feels
Speaker 15: good as a man although he's not working. You know
Speaker 15: it wasn't this part he got laid off. But hey,
Speaker 15: I want him to feel good. All go you know where,
Speaker 15: because you know y'all don't feel too good when you're
Speaker 15: not work. So I wanted him to feel good. I
Speaker 15: tell the kids, you know it's gonna be okay. But
Speaker 15: I bet you this got that.
Speaker 9: Is my wife. Don't be you know she's my wife.
Speaker 15: No wait a minute now, but wait a minute. See
Speaker 15: I told you was ignorant, cause see you should have
Speaker 15: been calmed me long ago.
Speaker 3: Let me tell y'all you ignorant too.
Speaker 15: See she's a first of all, because she said she too.
Speaker 15: She said he raised that out of here. I'm not
Speaker 15: a player game, and it's with my house and he's
Speaker 15: sending her naked pictures. He ain't got to be showing up. No,
Speaker 15: why trust me, it ain't worth on. I was just
Speaker 15: with him because he was a good man. I guess
Speaker 15: Mike is dumb to all. I was gonna ask you
Speaker 15: this here because he's don't ask what do you want
Speaker 15: to ask? What can you ask me? He just telling
Speaker 15: me this here. It's with your wife some name Denise. Yes,
Speaker 15: that's what I said. And this is the that's watching
Speaker 15: the twins. Maybe we have twins? Do you hear me?
Speaker 9: Can I say something else to you?
Speaker 15: I don't need you to say thanks?
Speaker 9: Can I say one more thing?
Speaker 15: What do you need to say?
Speaker 9: This is nephew. Tell me from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 9: You just got prank by your husband. Gerald.
Speaker 15: Let me tell you something got to there to be
Speaker 15: breaking me. He needs to be trying to find you
Speaker 15: know what. I'm gonead to ship it when I get home.
Speaker 9: Gets not working.
Speaker 3: I ain't cooking the night.
Speaker 15: Let me tell you the only thing that save the
Speaker 15: situation it because first of all, I'm a warming so
Speaker 15: I want more information. But the second thing is we
Speaker 15: need the job work. I couldn't leave you work.
Speaker 9: I'm begin I gotta answer some baby. What's baddest radio
Speaker 9: show in the land?
Speaker 15: Definitely the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Let me remember what
Speaker 15: you know?
Speaker 11: Okay, shure to there you go hooking up at the daycare.
Speaker 6: Wow?
Speaker 11: You much Yeah, he ain't even here, still doing English stuff.
Speaker 10: Always messing with people, always in the country, out of
Speaker 10: the country.
Speaker 11: I couldn't no matter where, yet he's doing the same thing.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 9: Have you ever been to Italy? In Vegas?
Speaker 11: They had a little Talian restaurant just like it.
Speaker 1: Something.
Speaker 11: Yeah, it's the Venetians that just write in about to close.
Speaker 11: I've been to Italy. You couldn't tell me it was
Speaker 11: Italians around.
Speaker 10: Thank you, jun You're coming up next Strawberry Letter. I
Speaker 10: smelled like him all days is such. We'll get into
Speaker 10: that right after this.
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Speaker 12: Lady Juli's tower with a strawberry litter with my good
Speaker 12: friend Shirley Strawberry.
Speaker 10: Thank you my good friend. Junior's subject, I smelled like
Speaker 10: him all day. Dear Stephen Shirley. I've been married for
Speaker 10: almost seventeen years to my best friend. I love him,
Speaker 10: but I'm not in love with him. We operate as
Speaker 10: a married couple in public and around our children, but
Speaker 10: he does not always sleep in our bedroom with me,
Speaker 10: and I assume it's because I don't have sex with him.
Speaker 10: We stopped having sex almost two years ago because my
Speaker 10: husband passed along an infection to me, and to this
Speaker 10: day he claimed he wasn't messing around with anyone. After that,
Speaker 10: I found myself a special friend for my special needs
Speaker 10: and we have been practicing safe sex for the past
Speaker 10: eight months. My husband commented on my change of attitude
Speaker 10: recently and he accused me of cheating, but he couldn't
Speaker 10: prove a thing until yesterday. Our son had tryouts for
Speaker 10: a basketball and he slipped and fell in the gym.
Speaker 10: I was on the other side of town at my
Speaker 10: boyfriend's place. My child called me screaming in pain, saying
Speaker 10: that his leg was broken, so I rushed to his
Speaker 10: school to be with him. My son had also called
Speaker 10: his father, so we got there at the same time.
Speaker 10: I followed my husband and my son to the er
Speaker 10: so we could get some X rays. My son ended
Speaker 10: up pulling a muscle, but nothing was broken. As my
Speaker 10: husband pushed our son out of the er in a wheelchair,
Speaker 10: he told me that I smelt like I had just
Speaker 10: rolled around in the hay with the man. Well, I had,
Speaker 10: but that was none of his concern. We all went
Speaker 10: to grab Burger's, and my husband sat on the other
Speaker 10: side of the table because he said my boyfriend's cologne
Speaker 10: bothered him. I just laughed and kept enjoying my dinner.
Speaker 10: How can he judge me after what he did? Is
Speaker 10: he even worthy of me making up a lie? Or
Speaker 10: should I let him wonder if I'm cheating on him?
Speaker 10: M Okay, I'm not sure. I'm really not sure what
Speaker 10: you want from Steve and I in this letter and
Speaker 10: why your husband brought home an infection, which of course
Speaker 10: was terrible, and then he lied and said he wasn't
Speaker 10: messing around with anyone. Well, how else do you get
Speaker 10: an STI if you're not sleeping with someone else. I mean,
Speaker 10: it was over for you after that, you're saying.
Speaker 9: And you can get it from potato chips.
Speaker 10: Go ahead, you can get it from potato chips. A
Speaker 10: sexually transmitted infection. Yeah, well it was over for the
Speaker 10: wife after that, and any signs of a real marriage
Speaker 10: were gone. I mean, you already have another man now,
Speaker 10: and for the most part, your husband knows it. He
Speaker 10: just wants you to admit it, and you won't. I
Speaker 10: don't know what admitting you cheat it will do in
Speaker 10: your case, because you guys aren't trying to fix anything.
Speaker 10: You're not trying to get help to fight and get
Speaker 10: your real marriage back, you know, the one that you
Speaker 10: said you once had. You're not even trying to get divorced.
Speaker 10: I mean, you've admitted to no longer being in love
Speaker 10: with your husband. So my question is, what are you
Speaker 10: guys doing. I mean, you're just staying together for appearances
Speaker 10: and for the kid's sake. You don't sleep together. So
Speaker 10: where are you trying to go with this? I don't
Speaker 10: see any sign of hope for reconciliation in this letter.
Speaker 10: I just think it's a disrespectful marriage. It's convenient for
Speaker 10: you guys for right now, and I wonder how long
Speaker 10: you guys can continue this way. I mean, I don't
Speaker 10: understand what you're doing, Steve. You know, not a sigh
Speaker 10: and a tooth sucking at the same some of these.
Speaker 9: Letters, Man, I just.
Speaker 7: I mean, look, you've been married for seventeen years. Here
Speaker 7: is the whole thing to your best friend. I love him,
Speaker 7: but I'm not in love with him. Marriage over, it's over.
Speaker 7: It's a rap. If you're not in love with the
Speaker 7: person that you're married to, it's a rap. You know,
Speaker 7: I got some partners I love. I got some brothers
Speaker 7: that I love. I'm not in love with them.
Speaker 9: So guess what, we not married?
Speaker 1: See how that work?
Speaker 13: What?
Speaker 14: See?
Speaker 7: I'm just telling you it's really as simple as that. Yeah,
Speaker 7: you're not in love. I don't care how good a
Speaker 7: damn friend you are. If you're married and you're not
Speaker 7: in love, it's a rap.
Speaker 9: It's over.
Speaker 7: We operate as a married couple in public and around
Speaker 7: our children, but he does not sleep in our bedroom
Speaker 7: with me.
Speaker 9: Next line, I assume it's because I don't have sex
Speaker 9: with him. Well I be damn ain't you right? That
Speaker 9: light bub ain't go off. He's not in our bedroom.
Speaker 1: I assume.
Speaker 9: Because I don't have sex with him.
Speaker 7: Then here's the reason we stopped having sex two years ago,
Speaker 7: because my husband passed along in infection to me.
Speaker 9: And to this day, he claims he wasn't messing around
Speaker 9: with anybody.
Speaker 7: Okay, after that, I found myself a special friend for
Speaker 7: my special needs. Y'all in here talking about that, y'all
Speaker 7: just riding around in the wheelchairs. What what the hell
Speaker 7: did you talking about? I found me a special friend
Speaker 7: to take care of my special needs.
Speaker 17: Y'all?
Speaker 10: What this is?
Speaker 7: You done got with somebody? Get your wig blowed back?
Speaker 9: You know what she means.
Speaker 7: You're getting your ankles heil, y'all in that fried bacon.
Speaker 7: Y'all in there looking for oil, sitting up in here
Speaker 7: talking about we stopped having sex and I found myself
Speaker 7: a special friend for my special needs.
Speaker 10: All right, hold on, hang on to that thought.
Speaker 9: Thank y'all in the Olympics somewhere.
Speaker 10: Coming up in twenty three minutes after the hour.
Speaker 9: That ain't what this see is.
Speaker 10: We'll recap today's strawberry letter, No party. We'll have part
Speaker 10: too of Steve's response the strawberry letter subject I smelled
Speaker 10: like him all day. We'll get back into it right
Speaker 10: after this. You're listening hard Morning show. All right, Come on, Seve,
Speaker 10: let's recap today's strawberry letter. The subject is I smelled
Speaker 10: like him all day?
Speaker 7: Yeah, Well, you've been married for seventeen years to a
Speaker 7: man that you are no longer in love with. He's
Speaker 7: your best friend, you love him, but you ain't in
Speaker 7: love with him. Marriage is over, it's a wrap, that's
Speaker 7: nothing but after this, and then you says, you know,
Speaker 7: we acting like we married in public for.
Speaker 9: Our children and all this here, but he does not
Speaker 9: always sleep in our bedroom with me. Then she said,
Speaker 9: I assume it's because I don't have sex with him. Well,
Speaker 9: you got that right. I assume it's because I don't
Speaker 9: have sex with him.
Speaker 7: And y'all stop having sex two years ago because he
Speaker 7: brought home an infection and swomping down.
Speaker 9: He wasn't messing around with nobody. So now you to
Speaker 9: cut him off for two years. I understand that cool,
Speaker 9: But now you been set up here and find yourself
Speaker 9: a special friend for my special needs.
Speaker 7: What you're not fitting to do is take this letter
Speaker 7: and try to get us to feel sorry for you
Speaker 7: with all this special needs conversation, because that ain't what
Speaker 7: it was.
Speaker 9: It ain't that type of special needs. Y'all ain't in the.
Speaker 7: Damn Olympics, and you ain't got no stiff hanging off
Speaker 7: your rear view mirror in your car. You ain't got
Speaker 7: a rent going up now, set of steps at join
Speaker 7: You ain't got no van with no lift on it,
Speaker 7: none of that.
Speaker 10: Something's wrong with you, dads.
Speaker 9: Ain't getting no damn discounted. Ain't all you ain't getting
Speaker 9: none of that. What you're not fitting to do.
Speaker 7: May is trying to make us feel sorry for you,
Speaker 7: talking about you found a special friends for your special needs.
Speaker 9: Oh them ain't to need you just take you care of.
Speaker 7: Special friend with some special needs, like you're just giving
Speaker 7: money to Saint Jude's or something.
Speaker 9: You need to get out of here. You're gonna stop
Speaker 9: this help even last letter.
Speaker 7: Sorry for you, like you got a special friend with
Speaker 7: some special needs, like you just run around helping handicap people.
Speaker 9: You ain't get none of this from us. It's sitting
Speaker 9: up in here special needs.
Speaker 7: You got your leg all back on the headboard with
Speaker 7: your toes grabbing the slots on the iron bed posts.
Speaker 9: That that will look like no special needs to me.
Speaker 7: Yeah, anyway, we've been practicing safe sex for eight months.
Speaker 9: Oh really, oh really?
Speaker 7: My husband committed on my change of attitude recently, and
Speaker 7: he accused me of cheating, but he couldn't prove it.
Speaker 9: You are you are cheating.
Speaker 7: You said it in the nothing Until yesterday, our son
Speaker 7: had trials for basketball.
Speaker 9: He slipped and fell in the gym.
Speaker 7: I was on the other side of the town to
Speaker 7: my boyfriend's house, getting my special needs taken care of
Speaker 7: by this special man, and we was not on the
Speaker 7: ramp outside at the house because we don't really use wheelchairs.
Speaker 9: My child called me, screaming in pain, saying his leg
Speaker 9: was broken. With his little lying ass, you know if
Speaker 9: you break your leg and you a boy, you can't
Speaker 9: use the phone.
Speaker 11: Do you know that you can't use You can't.
Speaker 7: Use the phone, your leg broken, you a child? You
Speaker 7: know how bad you hollered. You can't remember nobody number.
Speaker 7: You can't do nothing with that phone. You don't want
Speaker 7: no damn phone. You trying to pull yourself together. I
Speaker 7: have broke a bone in my body. You ain't You ain't,
Speaker 7: uh uh, You ain't got time.
Speaker 9: For nothing else.
Speaker 7: You got to pull yourself together talking about his leg
Speaker 7: is broken. I rushed to the school to be with him.
Speaker 7: Then he had time to call this daddy. He was
Speaker 7: making a whole lot of phone call with he broke
Speaker 7: ass leg. This little boy really got hisself together, so
Speaker 7: we're both there at the same time. I followed my
Speaker 7: husband and son to the ear so we could get
Speaker 7: some entrains. This little lime punk ass boy of yours,
Speaker 7: ain't dead. Number pull a muscle the hell you get confused,
Speaker 7: or pull a muscle with a broke leg? You done
Speaker 7: pull a muscle that's in the back of your leg.
Speaker 10: Boy, So you're mad at the sun.
Speaker 7: Now got a set up in here and left my
Speaker 7: man's house. He over here frying bacon and everything. We
Speaker 7: over here doing special needs activities for the day, trying
Speaker 7: to earn ourselfs a sticker.
Speaker 9: For our car.
Speaker 7: Were trying to qualify for the tag that hang on
Speaker 7: your rear view mirror. We in here doing special needs activities,
Speaker 7: and you done interrupted me. Now I'm sitting up in here.
Speaker 7: You learn he ain't even broke your leg. Poker ass
Speaker 7: got a poor muscle. Then, as my son, that was
Speaker 7: my husband, pushed our son out of er in a wheelchair,
Speaker 7: he told my smell like I had just rolled around.
Speaker 9: And the hay with a man well I had. Okay,
Speaker 9: what is the letter for? I don't understand what hero
Speaker 9: well I had, But that was none of his concern.
Speaker 7: You his wife the hell you talking about y'all pushing
Speaker 7: y'all boy out of yar y'all doing that together. Remember
Speaker 7: how you said how y'all operate as a married couple
Speaker 7: in public and around our children. Y'all in public you
Speaker 7: have to ya and you around your children. Hit dumb
Speaker 7: ass in the wheel chair then told you he broke
Speaker 7: a leg. You could have left his ass over there.
Speaker 7: But ohoh noe you now you got to get out
Speaker 7: all this hay you in it because you've been rolling
Speaker 7: around in this hey with your special needs person. Try
Speaker 7: to get your special needs taking care of.
Speaker 9: Y'all in here.
Speaker 7: You are, hearty, roll around a chill, we'll help roll
Speaker 7: round and hey, wheel chair, we don't.
Speaker 10: Know, but I'm sure you're gonna tell us.
Speaker 7: I'm sure you are show lying in We were all
Speaker 7: with your gram burgers, and my husband sat on the
Speaker 7: other side of the table because he said, my boyfriend
Speaker 7: Cologne bother hire you all up in here with that
Speaker 7: chief ad cologne on, probably had on some fruit on
Speaker 7: some high.
Speaker 9: Karate sitting up in here with his old lad shitting
Speaker 9: up here with that.
Speaker 7: You got all this, all this hoisting on this damn
Speaker 7: polo you signed you smelled like the whole bottle with
Speaker 7: the horse on it.
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Speaker 10: Never sounded so good coming up next to his Junior
Speaker 10: and Sports Talk right after this, you're listening morning show,
Speaker 10: all right, and it's time now for Junior and sports
Speaker 10: Talk with pimping Pipper.
Speaker 9: Just time for just Junior not on today and ain't
Speaker 9: what's h what's.
Speaker 11: Head and pippot. Let's get it to a band.
Speaker 9: Some shoe was.
Speaker 7: Going, some shopping happening. Hey, I was listening to the
Speaker 7: radio the other day. Congratulations on the operation that was.
Speaker 1: Today pipping earlier.
Speaker 14: Congratulations you know the reduction and all I had a
Speaker 14: retroduction long long time ago.
Speaker 7: I was impressive. Congratulations on it. You didn't want to
Speaker 7: take monicuin.
Speaker 1: And with you you along.
Speaker 11: Here we go, Cowboys, cardinals pipping cowboys.
Speaker 9: Cowboys shouldn't be three in old.
Speaker 11: Baby okay, man's cheese pipping ass and the chick.
Speaker 7: Come on now, let's stop this here, you know, get
Speaker 7: in here, well, Chicago, find to be no damn Kansas City.
Speaker 9: Just the gud at the coach, No one is him.
Speaker 12: Here we go, Pipots, Stealers, Raiders, Come on, Raiders, Come on, okay,
Speaker 12: Eagles Buccaneers.
Speaker 9: I gotta take that call back. I'm gonna have to
Speaker 9: go with the Steelers. Okay, I don't want the Stealers
Speaker 9: to win. Come on, Raiders. He's touring on that game. Yea.
Speaker 11: Eagles Buccaneers, Pippy.
Speaker 9: Man, that boy down there.
Speaker 7: Baker Mayfield got them Buccaneers too and over, but it
Speaker 7: ain't nowhere him.
Speaker 9: He finn to beat them. Eagles. Baby, she ain't learn
Speaker 9: to hurt.
Speaker 11: Okay, Rams, Bengals.
Speaker 7: Oh Beingles. Now they're trying to go for the Rams.
Speaker 7: I'm tired of the I'm talking about the Bingles Ingle.
Speaker 11: Okay, Titans, Browns this he there you go.
Speaker 7: We ain't got no Nick Chubb, but we ne signed
Speaker 7: Kareem Hunt he back baby Coats.
Speaker 9: Ravens, well, no, no, the Ravens man. I'm sorry.
Speaker 7: And plus my boy that the little young quarterback might
Speaker 7: not be there, so I had there anybody with them?
Speaker 12: Come on, man, yeah, okay, here we go man, Patriots, Jets, I'm.
Speaker 9: Gonna go with the Jets. Zach Wilson gonna show up.
Speaker 11: Okay, all right, here we go, Pipots, Bill's Commanders.
Speaker 9: Who Washington is two? And oh ain't been that way
Speaker 9: in a long time. But it's finish stop now though, Okay,
Speaker 9: Saints Packers. Oh, I'm going with the Saints.
Speaker 11: Baby, Who with the Saints?
Speaker 9: For real? Who that we is?
Speaker 11: Broncos Dolphins?
Speaker 7: Man man, Damn Russellson, I'm sure pulling for you, but too,
Speaker 7: Neil is not messing.
Speaker 9: Maybe we'll come back do some more some it's three
Speaker 9: more games left, all right?
Speaker 10: Right after this talking like I'm deed.
Speaker 6: You're listening Morning show?
Speaker 10: All right, we're back with Junior and pimpon with sports talk.
Speaker 11: Okay, pipping, here we go, Falcons last packing piping.
Speaker 9: Oh man, the Sockers is playing.
Speaker 7: But you know I'm a Detroit boy on way baby, Detroit.
Speaker 11: Charges Vikings.
Speaker 9: I told you I'm not picking the Vikings. No, Mo,
Speaker 9: what happened? Chargers?
Speaker 11: Panthers, Seahawks pipping? How you feeling?
Speaker 7: You know, man, I've been watching this game, and this
Speaker 7: young boy in Carolina, I'm liking him more one more.
Speaker 7: You know, they struggling a little bit. But I thought
Speaker 7: the Seahawks is gonna be way cold in their heads.
Speaker 7: So I'm just gonna go on and pull for the Panther.
Speaker 11: Okay, the last one man, Texas Jaguar.
Speaker 9: God, well, you know, Steve be real hard on y'all.
Speaker 1: Uh huh.
Speaker 9: But I'm finna. I'm finna do something that you don't think.
Speaker 9: I'm gonna do what you're.
Speaker 7: Gonna do, Pepper, Come on, I'm gonna I'm gonna pick
Speaker 7: the Texans.
Speaker 9: What shirt? I just wanted you to feel something for
Speaker 9: a couple of seconds along, like on win. That's cold bloody,
Speaker 9: you know. But the Texans gonna win one game?
Speaker 7: Man?
Speaker 1: They what what week is gonna be?
Speaker 9: Though?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 7: Probably after the bye, after after the buy it's like, yeah,
Speaker 7: they're gonna get arrest or something.
Speaker 9: Like that and then come back and shock everybody. They're
Speaker 9: gonna lose all their games.
Speaker 11: Though, I ain't picking them this weekend.
Speaker 9: For a second.
Speaker 11: Like he was gonna pick them.
Speaker 9: You know, man, pimps can't make too many mistakes.
Speaker 16: You know.
Speaker 7: I'm gonna give y'all, give y'all some flowers while y'all living,
Speaker 7: because you know a lot of people don't do that.
Speaker 7: I want to congratulate y'all man for being the only
Speaker 7: radio show in the world with.
Speaker 9: A pimp on it. I just don't you know, you.
Speaker 7: Know, I recognize, you know, the opportunity that I have
Speaker 7: in front of me, and you know, take with me
Speaker 7: because people, you know, pimps have such a negative reputation
Speaker 7: and everything.
Speaker 1: But I told you.
Speaker 7: Because my pimper ain't got nothing to do with women.
Speaker 7: My pimper is all life. I've been pimping the game.
Speaker 7: Oh gotcha, gotcha? I been pimping life, man. I don't
Speaker 7: even you know. I got some women, but they ain't
Speaker 7: out there like y'all. Don't think they ain't not okay
Speaker 7: doing nothing like that?
Speaker 9: That's that? Ain't that?
Speaker 10: Ain't God? You think you ever get married or anything?
Speaker 9: Pimping? Oh no, no, I can't do ye, no sense,
Speaker 9: you can't do no married pimp.
Speaker 7: That saying that, you know, because you got a wife
Speaker 7: and everything, talking about you're gonna tell that talking about
Speaker 7: you a pimp.
Speaker 9: How you think they gonna look at me? I don't
Speaker 9: want to hear all that.
Speaker 10: Oh you don't want to be judged so long.
Speaker 9: I ain't never been married. Ain't that ain't marriage for me?
Speaker 1: But you was just saying you was pipping the game.
Speaker 14: So it doesn't matter if your wife will understand pimping
Speaker 14: the game game of life not Just wait.
Speaker 7: A minute, you can say it something that don't make
Speaker 7: no damn sir, what wife don't understand?
Speaker 13: What that?
Speaker 9: Y'all ain understanding?
Speaker 10: Yes, we all are. Why do you say that pimping?
Speaker 10: Why do you say that?
Speaker 9: Cause women?
Speaker 7: That ain't what y'all y'all not under women? Damn when
Speaker 7: y'all get that title understanding.
Speaker 10: We've always been understanding love.
Speaker 9: Never been understanding. Yeah, you don't understand.
Speaker 10: Nothing as long as you tell us the truth. As
Speaker 10: long as you.
Speaker 9: Tell the truth. Right there, you don't even understand that.
Speaker 10: The proof and point you have a problem with the truth,
Speaker 10: pimp Is that what you're saying? You don't tell the truth.
Speaker 10: What are you saying?
Speaker 3: Well?
Speaker 17: Yeah, wow, wow, all right, coming up, we'll have more
Speaker 17: Hardy Morning Show right after this general.
Speaker 10: Like course you're listening.
Speaker 6: Hard Morning Show.
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Speaker 9: So there you go.
Speaker 1: Oh that's good news. Final going to Vegas for my birthday,
Speaker 1: needs you how to have it to give?
Speaker 9: I'm not what's the name of this new place gonna be?
Speaker 10: It's a Fountain Blue hotel, you know, like the one
Speaker 10: in Miami, the biggest resort. Yeah, it's gonna be a resort.
Speaker 9: No, I don't.
Speaker 1: Know with the with the live nightclub and uh huh,
Speaker 1: stay away.
Speaker 11: That's too much Caesars where we're gonna be here.
Speaker 7: I don't really do Caesars, you know, I get them.
Speaker 7: I like I used to like Blagio that kind of
Speaker 7: got little attitude with me over there. I don't know
Speaker 7: what happened.
Speaker 1: Because somebody listening now from the belagio, you get.
Speaker 11: Fire, but take.
Speaker 9: Changed after jay Z did that song?
Speaker 10: All right, we'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning
Speaker 10: Show coming up at thirty three minutes after the hour,
Speaker 10: we will play a round of would you rather? Right
Speaker 10: after this?
Speaker 6: You're listening Harvey Morning Show, and.
Speaker 10: It's time now for a round of would you rather?
Speaker 10: Would you rather go shopping with your wife or would
Speaker 10: you rather do bru with her and her girlfriends?
Speaker 9: Oh no, I go shopping shopping, Yeah, shopping all day.
Speaker 7: Okay, I already know it's in the calls, but brunch
Speaker 7: with her girls one subject can last the entire.
Speaker 9: Yeah, all right.
Speaker 10: Would you rather live without your bottom teeth? Or would
Speaker 10: you rather live without facial hair?
Speaker 9: Oh no, we're gonna need the bottom teeth. I'm gonna
Speaker 9: have to so now I can't cut this mustache off.
Speaker 9: I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: So you're gonna give up your teeth over your mouth?
Speaker 9: Slash? I can't cut this much dash off?
Speaker 7: All right?
Speaker 10: Would you rather spit when you talk or have spit
Speaker 10: around the corners of your mouth?
Speaker 1: You?
Speaker 9: Yeah? Yeah, I talk? Yeah? Yeah, we do that.
Speaker 11: Now on, stay far from the people in the front rope.
Speaker 9: Yeah, you seen these lips? How to helm and talk without? Yeah?
Speaker 9: All right?
Speaker 10: Would you rather would you rather be announced when you
Speaker 10: walk in the room? Would you rather be announced?
Speaker 9: Or would you rather Yeah, that's how I'm living that life.
Speaker 10: Yeah about Or would you rather be ignored by everyone?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 9: No, I'm about that life.
Speaker 10: Hey, okay.
Speaker 9: Ladies came to.
Speaker 7: The house yesterday to do some alterations, had an a
Speaker 7: system with him. I walked down the steps. They was
Speaker 7: at the foot of steps, waiting on me. I said,
Speaker 7: ladies and gentlemen, the one and on that, Damn Steve
Speaker 7: Harvey and them two people start clapping.
Speaker 1: I allow you tell yourself.
Speaker 9: I'm used to when I walk in the room getting
Speaker 9: a round of apply. I'm you to that. Lord.
Speaker 7: The other day, dudes was at maretch fixing the docks.
Speaker 7: I got out the truck. Never seen it, I said,
Speaker 7: Ladies and gentlemen, the one and only that, Damn Steve Hardy.
Speaker 7: Guess what they did? They started clapping.
Speaker 10: I ain't asking to that is your life.
Speaker 11: I've tried that with my wife. It don't really work
Speaker 11: like that for me.
Speaker 9: She can't.
Speaker 12: I announced myself, said ladies and gentlemen, kill the wall space,
Speaker 12: and she said, get the grocers out the car.
Speaker 9: Making announce nothing and do this all the time.
Speaker 7: Your name don't really come, kill the one anybody about
Speaker 7: ladies and gentlemen kill the one space?
Speaker 14: All right?
Speaker 10: I love your name, don't care?
Speaker 9: All right?
Speaker 10: Coming up at forty nine minutes after uh, you're listening.
Speaker 6: Morning show.
Speaker 10: All right, here we go, guys, our last break of
Speaker 10: the day on this Friday. It's been a good week.
Speaker 7: I have an interesting closing remark because it's really about something.
Speaker 7: Junior said. Okay, I said that I'm your on your
Speaker 7: would you rather you? Was talking about would you rather
Speaker 7: a be when you walk in be announced? Or god
Speaker 7: walk in and be ignored? Now give me the damn announcement.
Speaker 7: You know that it's always it's a price for fame.
Speaker 13: It is.
Speaker 9: It's a penalty. You're a public figure. You open to.
Speaker 7: Scrutiny, lies then you know, rumor in your window subject
Speaker 7: people talking about you, you don't even know. At least
Speaker 7: give me something out of it, now, Junior says, he
Speaker 7: don't do that because I walked into the room.
Speaker 9: Or that's a lady and gentlemal the one and only
Speaker 9: that damn Steve Harvey.
Speaker 7: If somebody asked me one time, that sounds like arrogant
Speaker 7: to call yourself to one and only you know another one?
Speaker 9: It ain't but one me. Do you know that you're
Speaker 9: absolutely free to say that about yourself.
Speaker 7: And I would not be offended if you walked in
Speaker 7: and said, ladies and gentlemen, the one and only Killed Space.
Speaker 7: I'll let you say that because it's just one of you.
Speaker 7: But I don't know why people get offended though. That
Speaker 7: just sounds arrogant, you walking around talking about you the
Speaker 7: one and only. Hell I am, I am the one
Speaker 7: and only Steve Harvey.
Speaker 9: Ain't no more? You got TV cutting on? Where are.
Speaker 3: So?
Speaker 9: That's what it is. I'm the one and only now, Junior.
Speaker 7: Part of your problem is when you announce your name,
Speaker 7: you announce your whole government name. Ladies and gentlemen, Kill
Speaker 7: lauan Space. What that's too many questions in there? You
Speaker 7: already Kill is already a different name. I don't know
Speaker 7: no other man nowhere named Kill? And then what is
Speaker 7: the luwan about?
Speaker 9: What did that name?
Speaker 6: And I love here?
Speaker 10: I think that's a very unique name.
Speaker 7: But surely you once again didn't say nothing because you said,
Speaker 7: I love Lwan is a very unique name. I care,
Speaker 7: I said, I didn't care. You said here, but surely
Speaker 7: I said, where Luwan come from? You said, I like
Speaker 7: kid kids, special name. You're talking about no one?
Speaker 9: See right there? See how she said you so you
Speaker 9: gotta you gotta own your name. Now share with me. Now,
Speaker 9: now come on, own your name now saying you know.
Speaker 7: What I'm saying.
Speaker 12: Hey, listen, I thank y'all so much. But because guess
Speaker 12: what kills spaces in the room.
Speaker 7: See now, it sound like you said killing one. Like
Speaker 7: it sounded to me like you said I'm killing one
Speaker 7: in putting here. Now that that's that that's more gangster.
Speaker 7: Yeah okay, you know because it sounds like you said
Speaker 7: killer one. Yeah yeah yeah, killer one.
Speaker 9: Yeah that's what. That's what I was. I was saying
Speaker 9: my name.
Speaker 11: But because all my life and that's all they called
Speaker 11: me was, you know, I get in trouble, killer one.
Speaker 9: That's that's it. They just run it together, cau black
Speaker 9: people gonna run it together. Then you the old response
Speaker 9: is killing one. You say, well, I kill you too,
Speaker 9: and I got one.
Speaker 11: Yeah, yeah, that's that scared everybody?
Speaker 9: Are you killing one? I kill you too. See how
Speaker 9: that go sit you? You gotta be quick with it.
Speaker 7: Yeah, you gotta turn your name into something people when
Speaker 7: you come out killer one.
Speaker 12: Yeah, well, let me ask you this, what did you
Speaker 12: start saying this? How old was you start saying the
Speaker 12: one and only Steve Harvey? When you When did you
Speaker 12: start that?
Speaker 3: But?
Speaker 1: Where did that come out?
Speaker 3: Of?
Speaker 9: Thirty? When I was homeless?
Speaker 7: Because when I was homeless, I still had to dream
Speaker 7: of being on TV. So I used to practice it
Speaker 7: all the time. Okay, lady, and the one and only
Speaker 7: Steve Harvey on my wife's page, she say, Marjorie Harvey,
Speaker 7: wife of the one and only Steve Harvey.
Speaker 9: I got everybody convinced of that. Knowe that? Yeah, promise
Speaker 9: I am the one and only that nothing you know? Now?
Speaker 7: That's signed arrogant to me because you're insecure? Now, why
Speaker 7: does my confidence as soon as my confidence bump up
Speaker 7: to your insecurity?
Speaker 9: Now, I got to be arrogant on your ass?
Speaker 7: Is insecure? I am the one and only But you
Speaker 7: could easily say that about yourself. I'm the one and
Speaker 7: only Steve Harvey.
Speaker 9: Ain't no more? You got another one?
Speaker 14: What that?
Speaker 7: I'm hell listening for that? So That's why I've learned
Speaker 7: to be like that. So now, so what you ought
Speaker 7: to do kill is come up with a name, because
Speaker 7: kill space ain't working.
Speaker 12: Do you have a prush all my dreams and like
Speaker 12: everyone tell us man if party is something, his name,
Speaker 12: my name ain't working.
Speaker 7: The time effort because you've not embraced the entirety of
Speaker 7: it is what I'm trying to get you to see.
Speaker 10: Okay, will you introduce me Embrace.
Speaker 7: Ladies and gentlemen, from the Steve Harvey Morning Show, from
Speaker 7: his own radio show on weekends in Atlanta, Georgia. You've
Speaker 7: seen him on be e T Comicview. He has been
Speaker 7: on tour with the One and Only Steve Harvey. He
Speaker 7: has been a writer on The Steve Harvey Show and
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Speaker 7: for that damn killer.
Speaker 9: What I'm telling you right now one dog have a
Speaker 9: ring to it.
Speaker 10: And it is and it ain't too late.
Speaker 11: Uh the way you just did that, I promise it.
Speaker 11: I just don't even need the space part.
Speaker 1: Not your last name. It ain't work.
Speaker 11: Let's take a vote on it. Okay, Yeah, but who
Speaker 11: off of killer one?
Speaker 3: Here?
Speaker 10: The one Okay, I'll say, okay, he don't want correct.
Speaker 6: Here.
Speaker 9: We gotta go proper. Have a good weekend, go somewhere, y'all.
Speaker 9: Have a good weekend. Man, keep it hood y'all.
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