Speaker 1: Hey, welcome to the podcast. Thanks for all your reviews.
Speaker 1: I look at them every day, and you know what,
Speaker 1: I get the one star ones whatever, Okay, you don't
Speaker 1: like us, Yeah, hey, that happens. Whatever, we'll try to
Speaker 1: be better. But the four star ones, I'm sorry, what
Speaker 1: what you can't just give us the extra one and
Speaker 1: get us to five? Like, seriously, one star is gonna
Speaker 1: make or break my morning when I see the review,
Speaker 1: So please come on, You're gonna break Alexis seriously, So
Speaker 1: I hope this is a five star show today. It's
Speaker 1: gotta start right now.
Speaker 2: You know what they say? Fall has it all?
Speaker 3: Oh that's cute.
Speaker 2: I may have just made that.
Speaker 4: There is something about warm sweaters and crisp cool air
Speaker 4: that has me feeling a little extra silly this morning.
Speaker 5: Silly.
Speaker 1: Oh you're a reaction.
Speaker 4: Well, if you're also a corny person who happens to
Speaker 4: love garnishing your home and fall decorations and drinking PSLs,
Speaker 4: then you're absolutely gonna love this year's Fall puns.
Speaker 1: His favorite moment.
Speaker 5: Can I leave it?
Speaker 6: Come back?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 2: You may not. She loves fall.
Speaker 4: I do it every year mostly for Jose because he's
Speaker 4: a punny guy.
Speaker 3: Oh.
Speaker 7: Man.
Speaker 4: He loves puns and that type of humor, and I
Speaker 4: do not want to leave him hanging this year. I
Speaker 4: actually went back and listened to last year's puns so
Speaker 4: that these are all brand new, and I promise you
Speaker 4: they're going to be pumpkin spice tacular.
Speaker 1: Stretch.
Speaker 2: Okay, let's go forward, here we go. You know I
Speaker 2: have a bad memory. You can just read on. No,
Speaker 2: do a new one?
Speaker 7: All right?
Speaker 4: Number five, I'm so excited to go to the mall
Speaker 4: and chi on some false sweaters because every time Number
Speaker 4: four I got it, go on pumpkin bake my day.
Speaker 1: I don't think Alexicus has probably seen that movie.
Speaker 8: No.
Speaker 5: Number three.
Speaker 4: You know why this is the cutest season of the
Speaker 4: year because it's all autumn.
Speaker 1: Every time.
Speaker 4: Number two, life is gored. But then you pie and
Speaker 4: the number one fall pun for this year, I should
Speaker 4: probably stop making apple puns or churd eye get it.
Speaker 4: You can hate on this, but remember what comes around,
Speaker 4: ghosts around. Okay, those are your fall puns for the
Speaker 4: new season. Should we follow a day or should we
Speaker 4: move on to the shock collar question of the day?
Speaker 2: Digital Jake, go ahead, shot drop and troll us with
Speaker 2: some trivia Jake.
Speaker 8: Well, a lot of people would say getting to work
Speaker 8: on the radio and make people every morning would be
Speaker 8: a dream job.
Speaker 5: It is, but personally it feels more like a never
Speaker 5: ending nightmare. Yeah, why does it feel like a nightmare?
Speaker 8: Well, I'm always getting chased around the office by our
Speaker 8: overly friendly engineers. Jose has shirt off eighty percent of
Speaker 8: the time.
Speaker 9: It gets hot in here, and all my teeth keep
Speaker 9: randomly falling out. Okay, it's just in real life, so
Speaker 9: they're pretty loose. So to sell once and for all,
Speaker 9: whether this is a dream job or a waking nightmare.
Speaker 5: We're going to celebrate.
Speaker 8: World Dream Day and answer trivia about the magical places
Speaker 8: we go while we sleep during a special on and
Speaker 8: done shot color Question of the Day. Kick it off
Speaker 8: with alexis all right, No one dreams the exact same
Speaker 8: way another person does. In fact, some of us don't
Speaker 8: dream at all. But according to a sleep study, twelve
Speaker 8: percent of respondents do what when they sleep? Is it
Speaker 8: a dream in black and white, b, dream in another
Speaker 8: language or c. Twelve percent of all people do some
Speaker 8: form of sleep. Tybo made popular in the nineties by
Speaker 8: Billy Blanks.
Speaker 2: You got a resistance.
Speaker 1: Just punch in the air. Yeah, go for it. I
Speaker 1: mean it's like the kicking reflexes, jump away.
Speaker 2: That's what the weighted blankets are for.
Speaker 1: That's why those Now. I can't think if my dreams
Speaker 1: are color or not. I read somewhere that some people.
Speaker 6: Dream in black and white, and it blew my mind.
Speaker 1: But I don't know how many. Yeah, I've never dreamt
Speaker 1: in another language. I don't think. Maybe of hot foreign
Speaker 1: men in my dream in a whole different language. You'd
Speaker 1: have to know. Oh my gosh. Imagine if you are
Speaker 1: fluent in Spanish in your dreams but not in real life.
Speaker 2: I've had a dream where I was fluent in Spanish.
Speaker 1: I'm going to go with black and white, Jake.
Speaker 5: Said, dream in black and white?
Speaker 2: That is eh. Do you know why, Jake?
Speaker 5: I don't.
Speaker 1: They're just colorless people.
Speaker 5: All right, We're going on to Jose. Jose.
Speaker 8: According to a recent study, out of the following three topics,
Speaker 8: what do men dream about most? Is it a intimacy,
Speaker 8: B having superpowers, C sports or D their failures?
Speaker 3: Oh my god.
Speaker 9: The thing that I really like dream about often that's
Speaker 9: on this list is having superpowers.
Speaker 2: What superpowers do you have in your dream.
Speaker 9: Well, I had a dream once that I could fly,
Speaker 9: but I was scared to use it because I'm scared
Speaker 9: of heights.
Speaker 1: That makes sense.
Speaker 2: I like covered like three stories of a building.
Speaker 1: That's that's a Superman movie I want to see.
Speaker 4: Yeah, like hurry, there's a satellite Denney's Destructions.
Speaker 2: That's pretty high up there. I don't think I can.
Speaker 2: I'm going to go having superpowers.
Speaker 5: Jake Jose said, superpowers. That is correct.
Speaker 8: Intimacy is the number one answer. Miss it out over
Speaker 8: here people said they dream about that. Eight point seven
Speaker 8: percent said they dream about superpowers.
Speaker 4: I don't even get in real life or my dreams,
Speaker 4: guys Brook, Yeah to your return.
Speaker 8: According to that same study, out of the following three topics,
Speaker 8: what do women dream about most? Is it a intimacy,
Speaker 8: B being chased or C losing teeth.
Speaker 1: I've never had a losing teeth dream. I have definitely
Speaker 1: had a chasing me dream, and I've definitely had dreams,
Speaker 1: but they never go anywhere. It's like I make out
Speaker 1: and then I wake up right before the good You
Speaker 1: can't know yeah, exactly the moment. So I'm really torn
Speaker 1: between the first two. Though. I think women in general
Speaker 1: have just so much on their plate that there's a
Speaker 1: lot of like you just feel constantly like you're just running,
Speaker 1: just sprinting and just trying to keep your head above water.
Speaker 1: So I think that it's the chasing.
Speaker 5: Brooks said, being chased. That is yeah, correct.
Speaker 8: Nineteen point six percent of women dream about being chain
Speaker 8: and only nine point nine percent dream about losing their teeth.
Speaker 8: We're onto, Jeffrey. So Alexis is saved, brook Is saved,
Speaker 8: jose Is getting shocked. Jeffrey, it's your turn. The word
Speaker 8: dream can be found in many songs throughout the world. Today,
Speaker 8: I'll play a famous instrumental snippet of a song. All
Speaker 8: you have to do is name the title and the artist.
Speaker 8: You will have twenty seconds.
Speaker 5: Here we go.
Speaker 2: Oh, okay, I'm feeling like there's gonna be a something.
Speaker 1: You know it right?
Speaker 2: I don't know it, but the artist I can't think.
Speaker 4: Yeah, is it supposed to be hard?
Speaker 2: Because it's not hard. I don't know if you know
Speaker 2: what you know what I feel here?
Speaker 1: I know we overthink it because there's no way.
Speaker 4: That it seems very obvious to me that it's dream
Speaker 4: on by Aerosmith.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Arrowsmith, Jeffrey said, dream on by Aerosmith. That is
Speaker 5: no trick there.
Speaker 1: I thought it was going to be like an artist
Speaker 1: who sampled dream. It's actually ice Spice.
Speaker 2: So Jose is the only one who's gotten his question wrong.
Speaker 4: And somebody wanted to hear Space Jam theme song.
Speaker 9: Yeah, everybody get up, it's time to slam. Now we
Speaker 9: gotta jam going down Space Dam Come on.
Speaker 1: I did like the little beatbox moment and yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's your collar question of the day.
Speaker 3: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 4: This is news I thought I'd never have to bring
Speaker 4: to you. Okay, saddens my heart Brook and Jeffrey in
Speaker 4: the Morning. Turns out Amazon is joining the other streaming
Speaker 4: services and it's planning to insert ads into their programming.
Speaker 1: We've come full circle. We went from no ads now
Speaker 1: we're just back to what TV used to be.
Speaker 4: Starting next year, movies and TV shows on Prime Video
Speaker 4: are gonna include quote limited advertising.
Speaker 1: Now until it gets back to where it was.
Speaker 2: Why are they doing it?
Speaker 4: Well, Thursday Night Football, which they just took over, cost
Speaker 4: them sixteen point six billion dollars to get it, so
Speaker 4: they got to get that money back.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's like when we added ads. I'm sorry
Speaker 1: we put them in our podcast, and people are like,
Speaker 1: what do you got commercials? We've got to make money somehow.
Speaker 1: There's gotta be away.
Speaker 4: But how they're planning to do it is a little
Speaker 4: different because, just like some of the other services, you
Speaker 4: can pay extra to skip the ads. But it's not
Speaker 4: going to be just a flat monthly rate.
Speaker 1: Oh it's not.
Speaker 6: It's going to like cost depending on what the.
Speaker 4: Rumor is, they want to charge you to skip per ad.
Speaker 4: So a commercial pops up and you can pay twenty
Speaker 4: five cents right there to skip it.
Speaker 1: Oh, it just shows like a really good part.
Speaker 4: Or the other rumor is that they might get creative
Speaker 4: with and do something called ad roulette where during a commercial,
Speaker 4: a roulette wheel starts spinning and whatever price it lands on,
Speaker 4: you have the option to pay that amount. It could
Speaker 4: be zero or it could be a dollar ninety nine.
Speaker 2: You get risk. The question is do you feel lucky
Speaker 2: enough that I do? Let's spin it.
Speaker 5: Ashton come on free.
Speaker 4: And I just watched an episode of the Marvelous Miss
Speaker 4: masl Night, Oh twenty three dollars.
Speaker 2: Amazon.
Speaker 1: I think they're always going to beat you that.
Speaker 2: It wasn't even a good episode.
Speaker 1: It worth it.
Speaker 4: Jeff Bezos deserves that, though Laser Stories.
Speaker 2: Is coming up free right after this.
Speaker 4: It's the radio segment that's in talks with Paramount to
Speaker 4: finally make a prequel to the movie The Notebook.
Speaker 2: It's called The post It.
Speaker 1: Oh, it's just a post it note with a list
Speaker 1: of chores for note to do.
Speaker 4: It's pretty boring, but like most other movies lately, it
Speaker 4: does run three and a half hours.
Speaker 2: And it will kill the box office.
Speaker 1: Be amazing.
Speaker 4: Pre buy your tickets with Laser Stories, the segment where
Speaker 4: we read weird news stories around the globe, just like
Speaker 4: everyone else does, except we've got a laser and so
Speaker 4: other slam coms just don't.
Speaker 2: This first Laser Story is out of Michigan.
Speaker 4: Losing something pricey like an Apple watch is not good,
Speaker 4: and you might be willing to do crazy things in
Speaker 4: order to find it, but there's a line that you
Speaker 4: just can't cross.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 4: I say that because a woman named Doreen Fluegler was
Speaker 4: in an outhouse the other morning when she dropped her
Speaker 4: Apple Watch into the toilet.
Speaker 2: Always a fear when I use any kind of public bathroom.
Speaker 1: I don't want to know what happens next. I just
Speaker 1: unless it's clean. Did she do something clean?
Speaker 10: She didn't.
Speaker 4: Should we move on to the next story, then tell me,
Speaker 4: because what comes next is just insanity. Doreen decides to
Speaker 4: try and retrieve the watch by quote lowering herself inside
Speaker 4: of the toilet.
Speaker 2: Oh no, dam can't you get a string? And it's
Speaker 2: some kind of contraption.
Speaker 4: Just I mean, because the hole was big enough she
Speaker 4: was able to fit down inside.
Speaker 1: At what point is she realizing this is a terrible decision.
Speaker 4: Probably at the point when she got stuck, because she
Speaker 4: yelled for help and somebody called the police. That's when
Speaker 4: first responders showed and found her quote stuck in the muck.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's when you're like, I love you. You could
Speaker 1: be my mom, you could be my aunt, my best friend.
Speaker 6: But that's my limit.
Speaker 1: Not gonna help you on that one.
Speaker 4: They removed the toilet top itself and then used a
Speaker 4: strap to hoist her out to safety. For better or
Speaker 4: for worse, she did manage to get out, uninjured, d
Speaker 4: and retrieve that disgusting watch.
Speaker 6: And she didn't run into the arms of her loved
Speaker 6: ones waiting.
Speaker 2: Afterwards.
Speaker 4: The police issued a public reminder saying, if you lose
Speaker 4: an item in an outhouse toilet. Do not attempt to
Speaker 4: venture inside the containment area. Serious injury may occur as
Speaker 4: you attempt to be a human claw machine in a.
Speaker 2: Sea of poop. Kid friendly description.
Speaker 4: Your next laser story is out of Australia.
Speaker 5: Oh No.
Speaker 4: Journalist Kirsten Drysdale works at ABC and she thought it
Speaker 4: would be an interesting bit on her show to see
Speaker 4: if there's any names you legally cannot name your child.
Speaker 2: Cheot a new for doofy poop.
Speaker 1: That's such a perfect moment for how would you spell?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I don't know, but I want.
Speaker 1: It to happen now.
Speaker 4: While she could have done some research on it and
Speaker 4: reported back, she decided to get a little more creative.
Speaker 4: Since she was pregnant with her third baby, she decided
Speaker 4: to test the names herself for the show.
Speaker 2: To see if it would be accepted.
Speaker 1: So there's like a list you could look at that's
Speaker 1: no fun.
Speaker 4: So when her baby came, she named him meth Amphetamine.
Speaker 2: Rules Drysdale.
Speaker 4: For real we call her plan was to submit the
Speaker 4: most outrageous name she could think of, assuming that it'd
Speaker 4: be rejected by the government when it came across their desks. Okay,
Speaker 4: but that's when the surprise came and it was accepted.
Speaker 1: TV show I Got Ter my Grandma.
Speaker 4: Meth rules was officially approved and was printed out on
Speaker 4: the baby's birth certificated.
Speaker 1: Middle names rules.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, there is an actual person responsible for birth, deaths
Speaker 4: and marriages that reviews all the unusual names. Unfortunately they
Speaker 4: missed that one.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 4: While they can of course change the baby's name to
Speaker 4: something else afterwards, Methamphetamine rules Drysdale will never actually go
Speaker 4: away because it will remain on the birth certificate and
Speaker 4: their marriage license if he ever gets married forever rainfall.
Speaker 1: That is such something to explain to future employers. You know,
Speaker 1: I know my Social Security card, Saysthews. But there's a
Speaker 1: good explanation.
Speaker 2: All the Hollywood celebrities are trying to come up with like.
Speaker 4: Unique names for their babies.
Speaker 2: Hard to beat that one.
Speaker 11: Yeah.
Speaker 4: His next laser story is out of Coopertino, California. A
Speaker 4: Vietnamese restaurant named Faux Hanoi was put on blasts recently
Speaker 4: when the customer shared a photo of a receipt that
Speaker 4: appeared to include an automatic eighteen percent service charge for
Speaker 4: parties of one or larger.
Speaker 1: Yeah, buddy, what what might they convince me the other
Speaker 1: night when we were out to dinner that they charge
Speaker 1: us for getting two extra forks and like they did not.
Speaker 1: Of course they didn't.
Speaker 6: Bruk, I'm joking.
Speaker 4: I'm like, Oh, normally those automatic charges come when it's
Speaker 4: like parties of ten but not one person. Their meal
Speaker 4: had a subtotal of forty nine dollars but rang up
Speaker 4: at a frustrating sixty three bucks who thanks to the
Speaker 4: nine dollars service charge fee plus five dollars sales tax.
Speaker 1: That is, you say, what the fun?
Speaker 4: Many commenters online who saw the party of one or
Speaker 4: more fee were livid. One said, talk about a rip off.
Speaker 4: Another commented, forget about.
Speaker 6: It, ivens.
Speaker 2: I know there's a million of them.
Speaker 4: Fortunately, it's not uncommon for eateries to tack on bizarre
Speaker 4: charges like a wellness fee or a kitchen appreciation fee.
Speaker 1: Appreciation that is what a tip is.
Speaker 2: Which management says mostly goes.
Speaker 1: To the workers mostly.
Speaker 4: Gotta expect to see more of these types of stories
Speaker 4: in the future.
Speaker 3: Fun.
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, yeah, I get it. Yes, it took me
Speaker 1: a second.
Speaker 2: Stories out of dating headquarters.
Speaker 4: You've heard of ghosting someone where you disappear and stop
Speaker 4: responding to text randomly. But a major publication just did
Speaker 4: a big article on something called anti ghosting.
Speaker 1: Is that when you won't go away, you're haunting.
Speaker 4: No, not quite literally, it's just breaking it off with
Speaker 4: someone the normal way.
Speaker 1: Can we stop? We don't need a term for everything
Speaker 1: that is just normal. Like if it's just what you
Speaker 1: should do there, we don't need to call it anti ghosting.
Speaker 2: That's what it's called. Anti ghosting.
Speaker 4: Quote means having the maturity to be upfront about your
Speaker 4: feelings as opposed to just vanishing in a ghost like fashion.
Speaker 4: Here's an example that they gave. You might text the
Speaker 4: person and say to that, hey, thanks for me with
Speaker 4: me last night. You seem really chill, but I think
Speaker 4: we're looking for different things. There you go, and then
Speaker 4: you send them into a dark depression. Ghosting is so
Speaker 4: common now, I guess it needs its own term that
Speaker 4: means the opposite. But if I say I got anti ghosted,
Speaker 4: if that seems a little weird to you, here's an
Speaker 4: alternate term you might find useful.
Speaker 2: I got dumped. That's the old school way to say it.
Speaker 1: The boomers with that.
Speaker 4: I know this guy doesn't believe in dumping. But if
Speaker 4: you replace that d with an H.
Speaker 2: Then he is all about it.
Speaker 6: He lives that lifestyle, anti dumping.
Speaker 4: Sounding Blazer stories has come to an end for the day.
Speaker 4: We'll do it again, same time.
Speaker 3: On Wednesday, brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4: Vinyl records high Wasted Jeans, Wow cheap promotional visors from
Speaker 4: a defunct country radio station that used to be in
Speaker 4: our building. We've only got thirty thousand of them left
Speaker 4: in our breakroom right out.
Speaker 2: So grab yeah.
Speaker 4: Lately, everything old, though, is suddenly trendy and new all
Speaker 4: over again. That's why we brought back an old school
Speaker 4: technology and we're firing up our old answering machine to
Speaker 4: play you the funniest messages that people left on the
Speaker 4: loser line.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, did you replace the tape?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, that you have to do that again.
Speaker 2: We got pencils, we can yes, and then get the
Speaker 2: new ones in.
Speaker 4: Brand new batch of messages is coming up.
Speaker 1: Is this the right number?
Speaker 3: It's the loser line? Good by, Just call.
Speaker 2: Me back if you haven't heard the loser line before.
Speaker 2: It works like this.
Speaker 4: Let's say someone approaches you while you're out at the
Speaker 4: club and he says this charming pickup line on you.
Speaker 2: Hey, yo girl, you mean the conspiracy theories.
Speaker 4: Here we go because I want to get illumin naughty
Speaker 4: with you. Yeah, whatever you do, resist to urge. You
Speaker 4: tell him his joke fell flat, just like the earth. Instead,
Speaker 4: like tell him that you respect a man who doesn't
Speaker 4: believe we really landed on the moon.
Speaker 2: And that's when you get in the numbers, the loser line.
Speaker 4: So hopefully he leaves you an awkward voicemail we can
Speaker 4: play on the air voicemails like this one.
Speaker 12: Next message, Hi Josh, this is Rapel. I met you
Speaker 12: the other day at the tattoo parlor. I'm just calling
Speaker 12: because I have this really great idea. My boyfriend is
Speaker 12: opening this really awesome new handyman business and it's called
Speaker 12: Screw the People, if that's the name of it. So
Speaker 12: I designed this logo, and the logo is a picture
Speaker 12: of a screw the outline and it has the words
Speaker 12: screw the People underneath it. So I think what should
Speaker 12: happen is that anyone who gets a freeze Screw the
Speaker 12: People tattoo will get two hundred and fifty dollars of
Speaker 12: handyman work for my boyfriend's company for free. So let
Speaker 12: me rethink I'm kind of joked about this.
Speaker 3: Good your people.
Speaker 2: Oh that's a huge discounsel.
Speaker 1: Not really. Have you hired a contractor lately? Yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean two hundred and fifty dollars is going to get
Speaker 1: you maybe a light bulb change? Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's cool to have like a fun name for
Speaker 2: your company.
Speaker 5: You broke.
Speaker 4: Your dad was an electrician. Did he have a fun
Speaker 4: electricity name?
Speaker 1: Fox Electric?
Speaker 2: Go Fox yourself? Or turned down for Mega?
Speaker 3: What?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll tell him to come out of retirement, just
Speaker 1: do the whole thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, people don't notice.
Speaker 8: I didn't tell you this, but I'm running for city council,
Speaker 8: Y City Council.
Speaker 4: I'm an alternative to the Republican Party and.
Speaker 10: Your Democratic Party.
Speaker 2: Man, screw both those guys.
Speaker 5: Right, I'm starting my own party.
Speaker 2: It is called the Wow Party.
Speaker 5: Hey, staying what I'm saying.
Speaker 7: Here's our platform right here he is? Okay, here's simple.
Speaker 10: Right?
Speaker 5: Bars?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 7: You know how bars close off early?
Speaker 11: Look, club, I'm gonna say, bars help huntill five?
Speaker 5: Right?
Speaker 2: So five aut man?
Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 5: That that's that cool? And here's this.
Speaker 10: All schools and businesses all right close the day after
Speaker 10: the Super Bowl National Holiday my slogan, vote for me.
Speaker 5: Founder new leader.
Speaker 4: God, you guys, it's just saying down the earth politician
Speaker 4: that we've heard in many, many years. He sounds like
Speaker 4: he would leak his own nude photos off of his.
Speaker 1: It wou'd be his like campaign posters.
Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, I have a new allegation against myself this morning.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: But look, if you want more hot political posturing and
Speaker 4: policy talks, I love it just the.
Speaker 2: Do not go to our podcast Broken Jeffery.
Speaker 4: Instead check out our TikTok where we put up our
Speaker 4: favorite loser line of the week, which, if you missed it,
Speaker 4: TMZ reported that was the last thing seen open on
Speaker 4: Hunter Biden's laptop.
Speaker 3: Cool.
Speaker 2: I really wanted to look at that laptop.
Speaker 13: Ye next message, Hey Jack, I am a pretty up
Speaker 13: and coming social influencer, and you know my whole feel
Speaker 13: about soaking in tubs full of liquids. And I think
Speaker 13: that the fact that we met was like fake because
Speaker 13: you had a convenience store and I like to soak
Speaker 13: and things, and I think this is a perfect opportunity.
Speaker 13: You could get me fifty sixty them up and then
Speaker 13: I do my thing, and then I.
Speaker 14: Drove some publicity to your store, which I would say
Speaker 14: is worth at least five thousand dollars. So I think
Speaker 14: you know you should do it and that's it.
Speaker 1: Bye.
Speaker 7: Next message.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, I was hoping she was going to
Speaker 1: be creator, more creative than a milk bath, you know,
Speaker 1: like a scorpy bath or.
Speaker 2: Something like a liquid dish bath. I mean something weird.
Speaker 4: We soaka Lexus and all sorts of ingredients for our
Speaker 4: TikTok pages.
Speaker 2: We turned her into a pizza had her so all
Speaker 2: sorts of stuff.
Speaker 4: You feel like a little bit intimidated by this grocery
Speaker 4: or competition?
Speaker 1: Does anybody want to sponsor me.
Speaker 6: Mayonnaise bath?
Speaker 2: Someone's five grand?
Speaker 10: Next message, thanks again forgive me your number.
Speaker 7: I really wasn't sure.
Speaker 10: I wasn't sure you were going to but I got
Speaker 10: to tell you when I tell you working at counter,
Speaker 10: I just do. I just knew I had to had
Speaker 10: to call you and and that that we were going
Speaker 10: to connect. And look, I uh, I'm gonna be real
Speaker 10: with you. Like watching your handle those balloons got me
Speaker 10: thinking that that what I really want for you to do.
Speaker 2: That I want you to come over and I just.
Speaker 10: Want you to sit on all one of those balloons
Speaker 10: until they pop, and I'm going to just shoot a
Speaker 10: video of it.
Speaker 2: Uh, It's nothing.
Speaker 10: Weird, like like not like a like a whole weird thing,
Speaker 10: you know. It's it's just it's just my thing, you know,
Speaker 10: watching a woman sit on a balloon and squeeze it
Speaker 10: with her powerful thighs, you know, and until it pops
Speaker 10: and just explodes everywhere. I mean, it's just my thing,
Speaker 10: you know.
Speaker 3: Boy.
Speaker 1: It's like women literally can't do anything without some dude
Speaker 1: making it gross. You know, she just tried to work
Speaker 1: on darn balloon jobs. Why can't we be paid to
Speaker 1: do this? Also, I feel like you fail at popping
Speaker 1: the balloon.
Speaker 2: I don't know why, not strong enough to pop it
Speaker 2: scoot it out?
Speaker 1: Getting really awkward and I'm trapped under too heavy whatever.
Speaker 4: Remember you can listen to Loser Line regularly at this
Speaker 4: time every week, and make sure you subscribe to the
Speaker 4: Brook and Jeffery YouTube channel where you can listen to
Speaker 4: every Loser Line second day and phone tap that we
Speaker 4: do right there, We're gonna do another phone tap.
Speaker 3: Next Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4: It is phone tap time, and we've been conspiring with
Speaker 4: a lady's husband for weeks so that we could do
Speaker 4: this at the perfect time.
Speaker 6: Okay, timing is everything in these just.
Speaker 4: Because the thing is they're having some workers over to
Speaker 4: reshingle their roof today, which normally that's a project that
Speaker 4: takes several days to complete. So imagine her surprise when
Speaker 4: we call her just twenty minutes after she left her
Speaker 4: house to tell.
Speaker 2: Her, Hey, it's finished.
Speaker 4: Quick, and the only reason we got it done so
Speaker 4: quick is because of the Fall Special. You'll find out
Speaker 4: what that is in your phone tap right now, mornings
Speaker 4: the one. Hello, Hey, Gina, we're all done here.
Speaker 14: I'm sorry, who's this?
Speaker 3: What is this?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 5: Hi?
Speaker 4: Sorry, I'm I'm one of the roofers. You talked to
Speaker 4: Marty about twenty minutes ago before he left for work, Right, yeah,
Speaker 4: I did that was Yeah, he told me to.
Speaker 2: Call you and let you know that we're all finished.
Speaker 3: How wait? How are you finished?
Speaker 2: I just left it.
Speaker 4: Actually, it turned out to be easier than we thought
Speaker 4: it would be. Plus with the Fall Special that you
Speaker 4: signed up for, you know, that's a much different project
Speaker 4: than actually putting shingles on.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm a little confused here and I was starting
Speaker 2: to freak out.
Speaker 7: Can you please elaborate.
Speaker 4: I mean, we're finished, like I said, and all that
Speaker 4: you have to do now is depending on the wind
Speaker 4: or if it's like a stormy day, just use the
Speaker 4: ladder on the side of the house, go up and
Speaker 4: adjust the zip ties.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry what you mean zip times.
Speaker 4: I've never had to do anything with zip time. I'm
Speaker 4: I'm sorry. I thought Marty explained this to you. You
Speaker 4: know when you got the false special, you got five
Speaker 4: hundred dollars off. Yeah, well that means. What that means
Speaker 4: is we don't do anything about your old leaky roof.
Speaker 4: We just cover the whole thing in a giant sheet
Speaker 4: of plastic wrap and zip tie it.
Speaker 2: To the gutters.
Speaker 3: That's not a real thing.
Speaker 4: I do understand, like cosmetically, it's not the best to look,
Speaker 4: but it does work for a few weeks at least.
Speaker 11: This is insane.
Speaker 4: No, I need the roof actually fixed.
Speaker 3: This was not discussed with me.
Speaker 4: Well, it was written down for you on the paper
Speaker 4: that you signed for the false special. I'm sorry, I
Speaker 4: thought you understood what was happening.
Speaker 3: Why would you think that I would want a tarp.
Speaker 4: Or actually a tarp would be better. It's a little
Speaker 4: more durable the plastic. It's kind of easily rich.
Speaker 5: It's true.
Speaker 2: Most people don't buy.
Speaker 4: The false special, so I was a little bit surprised
Speaker 4: that you did. Obviously, the marty said that it was
Speaker 4: a go, so we just got to work.
Speaker 10: Okay, listen, I am so angry right now.
Speaker 4: On man, we haven't even talked about the guarantee where
Speaker 4: if you find any holes or rips in the plastic
Speaker 4: wrap within the first seven days, we'll actually drive by
Speaker 4: your house and throw a roll of duct tape into
Speaker 4: your front yard. How about that.
Speaker 2: This has got to be some sort of horrible joke.
Speaker 10: How has this been impossible?
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, man, it's not a joke. So we've already
Speaker 4: processed your initial three thousand dollars deposit, and we'll need
Speaker 4: the other the dollars, and all I get is a
Speaker 4: not even tarp. Are you insane? You know it's six
Speaker 4: thousand dollars total, So we're gonna need that other three
Speaker 4: by the end of the business day. Thousand dollars to
Speaker 4: put a shingle on the whole thing is a scam,
Speaker 4: that's what this is, ma'am. Please, I'll have you know
Speaker 4: that we used the best zip tize money could buy.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, astronauts use these zip ties in space
Speaker 4: to hold the toilet lid on so it doesn't float away.
Speaker 4: You better talk to Marty or ma'am whoever's in charge.
Speaker 12: Have him come over my house right now and fix
Speaker 12: the roof.
Speaker 2: Okay, well, I will let him know that.
Speaker 7: Oh my god, I.
Speaker 4: Will warn you though the timeline for a real roof
Speaker 4: installation we're looking at about eight months out.
Speaker 2: You have got to being me.
Speaker 4: I mean, that's why we only had time to put
Speaker 4: on the Fall Plastic graph special.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, this has got to be some kind
Speaker 3: of joke.
Speaker 4: There's no way this is possible.
Speaker 1: There's no way to in my life right now.
Speaker 4: I do understand, and I hear your frustration. But while
Speaker 4: I have you on the phone, could I interest you
Speaker 4: in signing up for the Winter special.
Speaker 7: I'm gonna kill somebody like right now.
Speaker 2: Well, that's where we that's where we come by.
Speaker 5: You don't even know what it is.
Speaker 2: It's where we come by and put on an.
Speaker 4: Extra layer of plastic wrap over the first layer and
Speaker 4: we'll throw in a prank call for free.
Speaker 2: What that's generous of us?
Speaker 5: You know? What are you talking about?
Speaker 4: This doesn't make sense, you know, a prank call courtesy
Speaker 4: of your husband, Mitch. I don't really work for the
Speaker 4: roofing company. I'm a radio host named Jeff from Brook
Speaker 4: and Jeffrey in the Morning. This is a phone tap.
Speaker 10: I'm sorry, what what.
Speaker 7: Is happening right now?
Speaker 4: We didn't put plastic on your roof. This is all
Speaker 4: a prank call. Your husband, Mitch said that you guys
Speaker 4: had a bunch of people over to put on a
Speaker 4: new roof, and he thought it'd be funny to say
Speaker 4: that they were done in twenty minutes.
Speaker 2: I mean, it's cheap, but it is fast.
Speaker 4: But those astronauts zip ties, those are high quality.
Speaker 2: How do you think they hold the space station together?
Speaker 7: How that works?
Speaker 3: Week up? Every morning was phone taps weekday mornings on
Speaker 3: the twenties Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 4: This isn't my opinion, but I've read that certain professions
Speaker 4: are just considered red flags in the dating world.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I can see.
Speaker 4: That musicians, politicians volunteer male tooth fairies who hang out
Speaker 4: by the orthodontis office.
Speaker 1: Wait, that should also be your opinion, too, Jeff, that's
Speaker 1: a pretty big red flag.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Oh wait, you're the I heard.
Speaker 2: Somebody just got their moller pulled. Give you five bucks
Speaker 2: for it.
Speaker 4: You know you shouldn't date that guy, but for some reason,
Speaker 4: you just can't resist.
Speaker 1: I'm still on Drunks from the Wizards.
Speaker 4: One of our listeners couldn't stop herself when she met
Speaker 4: a guy while he was working at his red flag job,
Speaker 4: and she decided against her best interest to just go
Speaker 4: for it anyway.
Speaker 2: Now here she is on our morning show looking to
Speaker 2: paint that red flag green.
Speaker 4: Is coming up and your brand second date update, next
Speaker 4: second date update. You know, back in the swinging nineties,
Speaker 4: they had a saying you can drink with your bartender,
Speaker 4: you can cry with your bartender. Sure you can even
Speaker 4: laugh with your bartender, but never ever hook up with
Speaker 4: your bartender. What unless you don't have any money at
Speaker 4: the end of the night, and that's considered the tip.
Speaker 1: Oh God, if only i'd been drinking ages in the nineties,
Speaker 1: I know this well.
Speaker 4: One of our listeners desperately wants to break that old
Speaker 4: nineties rule because she is interested in the hunk who
Speaker 4: was pouring out the libations.
Speaker 2: O how did she get.
Speaker 4: To that point? We're about to find out. Let's talk
Speaker 4: to Tiffany. Tiffany, welcome to the show.
Speaker 11: Hi, thank you for having me.
Speaker 6: Oh goodness.
Speaker 1: Bartenders just kind of notorious on the dating scene, and
Speaker 1: that makes you want them more. I know, God, and
Speaker 1: you've had a couple, so they look even cuter.
Speaker 4: All the girls seem to know what you're talking about, Tiffany,
Speaker 4: but the rest of us, And what happened with you
Speaker 4: and this guy that you met?
Speaker 2: What's his name?
Speaker 11: Kevin?
Speaker 6: Okay?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 1: And is he like the bartender at a place you
Speaker 1: go to or did you guys meet on an app? No?
Speaker 11: So I was actually at this charity event. It was
Speaker 11: at a hotel, like in big ballroom.
Speaker 2: Okay, look at you.
Speaker 4: Fancy going to hotels and giving back to society.
Speaker 6: Wow, you can get a ticket.
Speaker 1: I host a lot of these events. You're more the
Speaker 1: welcome becoming a Jeff.
Speaker 4: They just don't sound as fun when brook hosts. Anyway,
Speaker 4: I bet you went to a really cool one, Tiffany.
Speaker 11: It was really cool, and I think Brooks would be
Speaker 11: cool too.
Speaker 1: Thank you.
Speaker 5: But this beau.
Speaker 6: Was he the bartender there?
Speaker 11: He was? It was a catered event, so they had
Speaker 11: him as a bartender.
Speaker 1: Oh cool. I always feel so bad for the bartenders
Speaker 1: during those things because the lines get so backed up.
Speaker 4: You know, maybe at the events they you host, but
Speaker 4: I'm sure this one was actually well organized.
Speaker 2: Usually they have like one bargain right the whole place.
Speaker 1: I mean, how did you find time to like strike
Speaker 1: up a conversation with him?
Speaker 11: I made time. I kept going back, pay attention.
Speaker 9: To the charity event, so you'd like get your drink
Speaker 9: and just go right back to the back of the line.
Speaker 11: I would give it a solid three minutes and okay,
Speaker 11: make him wait a.
Speaker 1: Little bit, like I love a raging alcoholics.
Speaker 4: Yeah, if you're doing it every three minutes, you must
Speaker 4: have gotten kind of toasted.
Speaker 11: Yeah, one would think, But no, I didn't want to
Speaker 11: be sloppy, so I would just take the drink and
Speaker 11: like pour it into a planter or just set it
Speaker 11: on someone's table.
Speaker 2: Two SIPs of it and then discard it.
Speaker 1: Always I think it's Genius's good, Yeah, because you don't
Speaker 1: want to get sloppy drunk. Yeah, and you're like, I
Speaker 1: got to get another drink from my friend.
Speaker 2: We're able to strike up like a flirtation with him
Speaker 2: when you were ordering.
Speaker 11: Yeah, better every time. That's I kept going back.
Speaker 1: Oh, so were you able to turn this into something more?
Speaker 11: Well, he actually is the one that took the initiative
Speaker 11: in my who knows how many times, ninth time whatever
Speaker 11: that I went up.
Speaker 2: Oh, oh my god.
Speaker 7: Oh.
Speaker 11: He asked if I was doing anything after the event. No,
Speaker 11: I'm totally free, but I actually, I like literally had
Speaker 11: friends waiting for me. I had plans afterwards, but I
Speaker 11: just canceled them.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it does. It makes sense he favoroted for.
Speaker 2: Me, Yeah for sure. Wow, so he initiated a date
Speaker 2: that same night?
Speaker 1: Yeah, did you did you read it as a date
Speaker 1: or just like a hookup? You know what I mean? Like,
Speaker 1: I always feel like if it's like the same night.
Speaker 4: And you never said anything about them being intimate with
Speaker 4: each other, I don't know why you.
Speaker 1: Jumped straight to the The invite is like, it's late
Speaker 1: at night, let's hang out.
Speaker 3: Now.
Speaker 2: I know you've benk.
Speaker 4: Exactly and what that means that they have to get
Speaker 4: together the sun is down and that's consumed.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the odds are high, and that's what his intention is.
Speaker 11: Well, No, we didn't hook up or anything like that. Okay,
Speaker 11: I didn't get that vibe either. I just got that
Speaker 11: we were flirting and interested in each other.
Speaker 7: You know.
Speaker 9: Okay, it's all good that he's not trying to take advantage.
Speaker 2: Of you or something. Yeah, you know, like, yeah, so
Speaker 2: that's good. You guys just hung out. Where'd you guys go?
Speaker 11: Oh gosh, you went to a bar?
Speaker 2: Well, he hasn't had any drinks yet.
Speaker 1: Problems Yeah, yeah, unless he's a bad bartender.
Speaker 2: Okay, how is that?
Speaker 11: I think one thing that was sweet was like, I
Speaker 11: personally really like video games. I've always liked video games.
Speaker 11: I'm a big switch player, and so he just seemed
Speaker 11: kind of surprised by that because he likes video games too,
Speaker 11: but I think he plays a lot with his guy friends,
Speaker 11: and so that was sweet. He seemed genuinely taken aback
Speaker 11: by that.
Speaker 1: And it seems like like an easy transition into the
Speaker 1: next date. Like the next date, wouldn't you just then
Speaker 1: play video games together?
Speaker 9: Yeah, it's a good idea because you could put the
Speaker 9: switch on the TV or have an hand.
Speaker 2: Before we get to the next day. How did this
Speaker 2: one end?
Speaker 11: We had a nice hug and no, like I said, like,
Speaker 11: no kissing, no hooking up, nothing like that. But I'm
Speaker 11: just kind of at this point waiting on him make
Speaker 11: a move.
Speaker 1: But he made the first move.
Speaker 6: Maybe he's waiting on you.
Speaker 11: I guess I didn't really think about it that way.
Speaker 2: I don't know does this count as your move? Like
Speaker 2: we could this could be your move?
Speaker 9: Well, hey, I got a radio station to call you
Speaker 9: big boy.
Speaker 2: Those exact words that came out weird.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry he's talking to guys, but this will be
Speaker 4: our chance to reach out.
Speaker 2: Like, how long has it been since you last hung
Speaker 2: out with him?
Speaker 11: It's been like four or five days?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 2: And has there been like texts or calls exchange between
Speaker 2: you two?
Speaker 11: No? Nothing, crazy. I have other guys that I can
Speaker 11: spend time with, you know, Okay.
Speaker 1: I don't know that he needed your brag right there,
Speaker 1: but yeah, I don't tell him that.
Speaker 11: I'm saying that because I know, like four or five
Speaker 11: days doesn't sound like a long time. But I'm kind
Speaker 11: of holding out for him.
Speaker 1: Oh, I see everybody else is on pause.
Speaker 4: So okay, ye answer, And I just want to make
Speaker 4: sure that we get this straight. So you haven't reached
Speaker 4: out to him at all. He hasn't reached out to you.
Speaker 4: This is going to be the first time that you
Speaker 4: guys have talked since then, right.
Speaker 2: Also, it's not like he's ghost answering. Huh.
Speaker 1: It's a bold move. Yeah, it's a bold move, Jeb
Speaker 1: and I like.
Speaker 4: It puts all the pressure on us, which I don't
Speaker 4: necessarily like, but we can't do it.
Speaker 2: That's what we signed up for.
Speaker 1: We're going to be a bartender. He's used to weird things.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we'll see how how cool with it he is
Speaker 4: when we come back, call him and try and get
Speaker 4: you a second date with Kevin the bartender coming up.
Speaker 2: Right after this second date update.
Speaker 4: If you're just tuning in, I'm not sure the word
Speaker 4: bar could have been mentioned more during the meetup with
Speaker 4: one of our listeners, Tiffany, as she had with the
Speaker 4: guy because she was at a catered event with an
Speaker 4: open bar, met the bar tender, Kevin. Absolutely, they had
Speaker 4: some sidebar conversation. Later left that bar and bar hopped
Speaker 4: to a different bar.
Speaker 1: The bar was set high, Jeffrey, really.
Speaker 4: Very high, and barring anything bad that happened that night,
Speaker 4: she wants to get back together with him. And while
Speaker 4: I was thinking about all that, I had a Hershey
Speaker 4: bar in the other Okay, so the weird part is
Speaker 4: this is going to be the very first contact the
Speaker 4: two of them have had. Since that night, there's been
Speaker 4: no missed calls, no text, no snap chats, nothing weird.
Speaker 2: I spent five days.
Speaker 1: Are you feeling okay about us being the first people
Speaker 1: to call?
Speaker 11: Yeah, I mean I asked you to.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you talked to us for five or six minutes.
Speaker 4: You could have some regrets by now.
Speaker 11: I think it'll be cool.
Speaker 1: Okay, he's either going to be impressed or he is
Speaker 1: gonna be kind of overwhelmed. Why didn't you just text me? Yeah,
Speaker 1: we can handle both of those situations.
Speaker 2: You know, well, let Brook cane. Most of us are
Speaker 2: just gonna sit back.
Speaker 1: I mean, bartenders usually don't know our show because they
Speaker 1: work late.
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 13: You know.
Speaker 2: I'm not even gonna ask that question.
Speaker 4: I'm just gonna call him and we'll see if he
Speaker 4: first answers the phone, and then see if he has
Speaker 4: anything to say.
Speaker 2: Okay, are you ready?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Already, here we go.
Speaker 7: Hello.
Speaker 2: Hey is this Kevin?
Speaker 4: Yeah, there's this and my name is Jeff from a
Speaker 4: radio show you probably have never heard of before, called
Speaker 4: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 6: Hey, we do a podcast too, so maybe you've heard
Speaker 6: of that. Kevin.
Speaker 4: Uh no, I can't say I have thanks for crushing
Speaker 4: our dreams.
Speaker 7: Okay, what are you doing on my phone?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 7: Well, we were on the phone.
Speaker 2: There's a whole show here. Really, four of us are
Speaker 2: in the room.
Speaker 4: We're doing a segment right now called a second Date Update,
Speaker 4: and that's where we try and help our listeners reconnect
Speaker 4: someone that they met or went out with recently and
Speaker 4: aren't getting another date yet.
Speaker 7: Oh okay, and I'm involved in this.
Speaker 1: Yeah, somebody likes you.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, shocking dude, the.
Speaker 7: People that like you, because I mean, I get a
Speaker 7: lot of attention, but nothing really sticks around very longship.
Speaker 1: Okay, it's a pleasant surprise.
Speaker 4: I would assume somebody does want to stick around for
Speaker 4: a while.
Speaker 2: Her name is Tiffany.
Speaker 1: He made He made me more. He meets a lot
Speaker 1: of people.
Speaker 2: Sorry, you met her at a charity event.
Speaker 7: No, I know exactly who you're talking about.
Speaker 2: Okay, good, Oh you do. I was like, I don't
Speaker 2: think we know her last name. So this means, okay,
Speaker 2: good you remember her?
Speaker 7: I yeah, I do.
Speaker 2: What'd you think?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 10: I don't.
Speaker 7: I don't think it's for me.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, he means a relationship. He means like the connection.
Speaker 7: That came out really wrong. Yeah, that came up. She
Speaker 7: was great. I was really into her. I got excited thinking,
Speaker 7: you know, maybe we could start dating casually.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, I mean you had those thoughts like that
Speaker 1: same night you're hanging out having drinks at a bar.
Speaker 7: Yeah, we had a really great time, and I kind
Speaker 7: of got a little invested a little bit.
Speaker 4: And I why don't understand because you, according to her
Speaker 4: at least there, you haven't called her or texted her
Speaker 4: or reached out at all in the last few days.
Speaker 7: No, that's because I Okay, So we had a good
Speaker 7: time and then we said our goodbyes. And as I'm
Speaker 7: sitting in the parking lot in my car, I was
Speaker 7: you see who this girl is? So I hopped on
Speaker 7: social media and I looked her up. Okay, and she's
Speaker 7: in a relationship. Like what she's got like a serious guy.
Speaker 1: Are you sure you have the right, Tiffany, Yeah.
Speaker 7: It's photos. Yeah, yes, they're very recent. Some guy named
Speaker 7: Dirt and Dirt like all the comments is very supportive
Speaker 7: of their relationship.
Speaker 1: But it just doesn't make sense, like why, like, if
Speaker 1: you're trying to cheat, you wouldn't call a radio show
Speaker 1: and have them do a second date.
Speaker 2: You know what I mean, You're gonna get discovered.
Speaker 7: I have no idea what's going on with her. You'll
Speaker 7: have to ask her because I'm just confused.
Speaker 1: Okay, well that is kind of crazy your request.
Speaker 4: Let's just ask her right now, because she is on
Speaker 4: the other line as we speak, wanting to talk to you.
Speaker 7: Oh, don't tell her boyfriend?
Speaker 11: Yeah, excuse me. In this so called relationship post that
Speaker 11: you saw, did you see his face? And then you
Speaker 11: have the pictures?
Speaker 7: What I really don't even know. I can't remember. All
Speaker 7: I know is you were, you know, hugging on some
Speaker 7: guy and there were a dozen or more comments under it.
Speaker 7: They were like, oh, congratulations, and.
Speaker 1: Well you're in a new relationship.
Speaker 7: This is a week ago, I know.
Speaker 1: But if people are saying congratulations, that means you've just
Speaker 1: got a boyfriend. Also, who calls congrats about a relationship?
Speaker 2: Everybody does?
Speaker 7: What do you mean?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm in a relationship.
Speaker 4: Just want to like the relationships weird dump down.
Speaker 1: Alexis is just coming on her friends with one of
Speaker 1: the puke emojis.
Speaker 2: Sorry, look what's going on with this post with you
Speaker 2: and Dirk?
Speaker 11: Is that a thing like you guys got something to conclusions.
Speaker 11: That's okay. It's not an official relationship. We are just
Speaker 11: soft launching it right now.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, I.
Speaker 7: Don't understand what what is she doing?
Speaker 11: You don't have thought launching soft launching.
Speaker 1: That still means you're in a relationship. It means that
Speaker 1: you just don't want to announce it yet, like you're
Speaker 1: not ready to like reveal who it is.
Speaker 11: Well, she announced it on social media, so his face
Speaker 11: is not in the photos. There's no start dy to it.
Speaker 11: It's just a thought launch. It's not official.
Speaker 7: Is she your boyfriend or like a DJ going on tour?
Speaker 7: I don't know.
Speaker 1: She's actually seeing a restaurant that hasn't opened officially yet.
Speaker 7: Oh my god, I don't understand this. Okay, I think
Speaker 7: a lot of.
Speaker 4: People are confused, Tiffany, can you like explain talk to
Speaker 4: Kevin a little bit, tell them what's going on.
Speaker 11: Okay, Hi, it's a good signa Hi, what you saw
Speaker 11: is not an official relationship. I would not be pursuing
Speaker 11: you if I was in an official relationship. We are
Speaker 11: just soft launching right now. It's very casual, and I
Speaker 11: would prefer to maybe like two, three weeks or something
Speaker 11: soft launched with you, you're at the top.
Speaker 5: Of my way.
Speaker 1: Well, if you never show their face, you can replace
Speaker 1: him with anybody.
Speaker 2: I guess.
Speaker 7: I don't have no idea what she's talking about. It's
Speaker 7: how are you in a relationship and not in one?
Speaker 4: Well, it's like when a movie does like a pre
Speaker 4: screening to like a small audience before they officially release
Speaker 4: it to the world.
Speaker 2: It's not actually released. I did see a girl lately.
Speaker 9: On social media post a heart over a guy's face,
Speaker 9: and then the day they hard launched or whatever it's called,
Speaker 9: weeks later, then she released his face.
Speaker 1: What happens with too many people take marketing classes at the.
Speaker 4: College you are.
Speaker 2: Coming up next week? Timmy, I have a question.
Speaker 4: Does Dirk know he's been soft launched and not actually
Speaker 4: in a relationship?
Speaker 6: Do Dirk know that you're talking to other dudes.
Speaker 11: That's not a Dirk business.
Speaker 2: Wait, yes it is. He's in a relationship.
Speaker 11: No, he's not in a relationship. He's in a soft
Speaker 11: launch face.
Speaker 2: Okay, she's using it right.
Speaker 11: Sense, that's how dating works now. And Kevin, I'm honestly
Speaker 11: surprised you're a bartender like this is your world.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Kevin, who knew that Tiffany would be the red flag?
Speaker 4: So, but what you're saying is between Kevin and Dirk,
Speaker 4: you would prefer to be with Kevin.
Speaker 11: Yes, I think so. I think it would kind of
Speaker 11: how the soft launch with Kevin goes. And just like
Speaker 11: the feedback I get on.
Speaker 1: It, Oh my god, so many are on your Instagram.
Speaker 1: You are a follower, don't.
Speaker 4: Want you might get one more soft launch if Kevin,
Speaker 4: you'll agree to go out with Tiffany one more time,
Speaker 4: and we would pay for it.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's almost a competition, Kevin, Can you get
Speaker 1: more likes than Dirk?
Speaker 7: That's what she was, you know. I don't know. I'm
Speaker 7: gonna have to think about this. Maybe she could send
Speaker 7: me her business plan so I could evaluate it.
Speaker 1: Is that a joke or are you being serious?
Speaker 4: I think he's just ok it sounds inane to me. Okay, well,
Speaker 4: I guess I'm sorry, Tiffany, Kevin doesn't want to soft
Speaker 4: launch with you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but you still have Dirk.
Speaker 11: Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know I'm gonna unveil his elbow
Speaker 11: and his foot next week.
Speaker 3: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4: If you really want something you'll find a way to.
Speaker 1: Get that thing, okay.
Speaker 4: I Like when I learned Beyonce was going to be
Speaker 4: in town for her concert, I knew what I wanted,
Speaker 4: so did some research, gave out some bribes. Oh no,
Speaker 4: found her flight log for her private jet, and when
Speaker 4: she was going to be landing, trying.
Speaker 1: To buy tickets like everybody else.
Speaker 2: I didn't want to see the show.
Speaker 4: No, no, no, That's why I drove to the airport
Speaker 4: and followed her motor ked to her hairstylist personal salon.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh.
Speaker 4: And after she left, I ran back to the dumpsters
Speaker 4: and I picked up all the discarded hair that was
Speaker 4: in them.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm sorry, I would still take it.
Speaker 5: It's all kinds of hairbas.
Speaker 4: I know, I just got to figure out which hairs
Speaker 4: are Beyonces. And then once I do, I'm gonna sell
Speaker 4: those online for so much money.
Speaker 2: Oh, you're gonna feel dumb.
Speaker 6: You didn't think of this, you know it's the softest.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 4: My point is we need to celebrate people like me
Speaker 4: who go the extra mile to get what they want.
Speaker 4: Just like the heroes who went on to Craigslist in
Speaker 4: search of love, we're gonna read their inspiring true stories
Speaker 4: in a brand new Craigslist misconnections.
Speaker 9: I bet they're also scavenging hair dumpsters like heroes.
Speaker 2: What's coming up?
Speaker 3: Misconnections? That was staring.
Speaker 4: There's only two places to find true love in this world.
Speaker 4: One is at the Little Mismanate pageant when you rendezvous
Speaker 4: with a hungry stage mom underneath the judges table.
Speaker 6: I don't think anyone wants that title.
Speaker 4: Someone does the others on the pages of craigslist dot
Speaker 4: org in the misconnections section. We scour that website every
Speaker 4: week to find the best that they have to offer,
Speaker 4: Like this first misconnection titled who's that rich guy with
Speaker 4: an apple pie?
Speaker 2: Oh it's me? Wait wait, my thirties downtown bus stop.
Speaker 4: He says you, dark pink hair, pale skin, and a
Speaker 4: wardrobe that screamed I've watched Twilight on VHS over one
Speaker 4: hundred times.
Speaker 1: Not a compliment, I know, But you can picture it,
Speaker 1: can't you?
Speaker 4: You know me tan bald head, fake mustache in a
Speaker 4: bank roll that would make an oil tycoon blush.
Speaker 1: So you decided to put the fake hair on your lip,
Speaker 1: not your head.
Speaker 4: I see public bus transportation differently than most as my
Speaker 4: own personal limo filled with friends whom I haven't met yet.
Speaker 4: That's right, you know, I kind of get this when
Speaker 4: i'm you know you, when you find those little tiny planes,
Speaker 4: I always.
Speaker 2: Like a picture. It's a private sho.
Speaker 4: You may remember that I was holding a fresh, delicious
Speaker 4: apple pie cradled in my arms.
Speaker 2: Oh, I told you it's for my sick grandmother. Truth
Speaker 2: be told.
Speaker 4: I fibbed a little when I said that I don't
Speaker 4: have a sick grandmother or a grandmother at all. Oh
Speaker 4: what you probably guess that when you watched me eat
Speaker 4: the entire pie with my hands.
Speaker 2: We do as the bus chugged right along.
Speaker 4: Shortly after that, you hopped off, and I tried to
Speaker 4: follow you into the hobby lobby. But if I went inside,
Speaker 4: I'd be violating my lifetime band there.
Speaker 2: Oh, how do you get banned from the hobby line?
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 4: The thought of that depressed me, so I left to
Speaker 4: get more pie.
Speaker 1: I mean, I love pie, but this is impressive.
Speaker 4: If you see this, I'd like to make a request.
Speaker 4: How about lovers first? Then friends?
Speaker 2: Does that work for you? It signed Titus.
Speaker 1: I just imagine him typing that with really sticky fingers.
Speaker 4: Apple This next misconnection is titled you threw change at
Speaker 4: me man for woman thirties outside of the mall, and
Speaker 4: I was the Spanish dude with thickydeburns sitting outside the
Speaker 4: sephora finishing my symphony of bongos.
Speaker 2: When you walked by, bongo.
Speaker 1: Player, you are sideburns coming back they have it's been
Speaker 1: a minute. I feel like there do.
Speaker 4: Your looks were striking and your dress was even more
Speaker 4: well striking.
Speaker 1: Oh he didn't have a fasaurus that day, you guys.
Speaker 2: Is that a good word to use twice?
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 4: Anyway, I wanted to get your attention, so I played louder, oh.
Speaker 1: Aggressive bongo.
Speaker 2: You stopped then walked over to watch me play.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, it did work.
Speaker 4: My drums sped up with every sensual step that you too.
Speaker 2: Can you imagine? I don't know.
Speaker 1: I feel like that this is how bongo players really play,
Speaker 1: like it's some sort of mating dance.
Speaker 4: After a few minutes of pretty impressive bongoing, I expected
Speaker 4: you to smile or clap or maybe blow me a kiss. Instead,
Speaker 4: you threw coins at me and yelled good joby.
Speaker 2: You thought I was homeless playing for money.
Speaker 1: There's people who played that are homeless.
Speaker 2: Come on, Yeah, that couldn't be farther from the truth.
Speaker 4: My girlfriend was in the saphor and I was bored,
Speaker 4: just waiting outside with my bongos. You kept walking away,
Speaker 4: even though I yelled, hey, I have a home. I
Speaker 4: can draw it for you on a napkin if you'd liked.
Speaker 1: She just thought you were a busker man.
Speaker 4: She's like cool, Yeah, it didn't matter what I said.
Speaker 4: You never looked back.
Speaker 2: After that.
Speaker 4: Security asked me to move. My girlfriend was taking forever.
Speaker 4: She's a long shopper, but I think you'd like her
Speaker 4: or she was waiting.
Speaker 2: Signed Ramon.
Speaker 4: This next misconnection is titled double Trouble Dog Disaster alliteration
Speaker 4: woman for Man Forty's ice cream Shop.
Speaker 6: Huhh.
Speaker 4: I met you and Lina the Northeast ice cream Shop
Speaker 4: on eighth last Thursday, around three point thirty pm.
Speaker 2: You looked good for.
Speaker 4: Your age, some muscle, but slender in just the right areas.
Speaker 2: If you say for your age, every I mean I.
Speaker 4: Mean with some shape to your rear. Yeah, I noticed, paused.
Speaker 4: What I didn't see, though, was at one point apparently
Speaker 4: you or maybe another person by you didn't read the
Speaker 4: sign on the door next to the bathroom that said
Speaker 4: in large letters, dogs inside, please do not disturb. Well,
Speaker 4: some dingis opened that exact door, and maybe eight or
Speaker 4: nine dogs began running through the shop causing chaos.
Speaker 1: Why are there dogs connected to the ice cream parlor?
Speaker 2: Maybe it's like weird day we couldn't get a dog center.
Speaker 4: One jumped on a kid, another licked ice cream off
Speaker 4: of some random lady's cone.
Speaker 1: Would be the best day, then be really cute, and
Speaker 1: so we get it on video ice cream.
Speaker 2: The dog just come in from the bag.
Speaker 4: Afterwards, one of the workers got most of them crowded good.
Speaker 4: And that's when I noticed you looking guilty. So I
Speaker 4: came up from behind and whispered, ever so gently in
Speaker 4: your ear, who let the dogs out?
Speaker 1: The only time that that was appropriately asked?
Speaker 2: It took twenty years for that to be a cool thing.
Speaker 2: Apparently you weren't in a joking mood.
Speaker 6: I thought that timing.
Speaker 4: You left in a huff before I could get your number.
Speaker 4: If you see this, let's pretend that corny dad joke
Speaker 4: never happened. You and I can start over fresh.
Speaker 2: Even the man would be very proud.
Speaker 1: But who who okay.
Speaker 4: That signed the soon to be missus dingis question mark question.
Speaker 2: Gosh, no, don't even question. Those are your misconnections.
Speaker 1: I like that last Lady is that bad?
Speaker 3: It took a bath, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4: Back in the eighties, there was a movie starring Arnold
Speaker 4: Schwarzenegger called Conan the Barbarian. Okay, probably no one in
Speaker 4: this room has seen it or remembered it, except for Brooks.
Speaker 2: She was the only one that was alive when it
Speaker 2: came out. Remember even the headband that's a.
Speaker 1: Live in the eighties. I did not see that movie.
Speaker 4: I only bring it up because the driving force behind
Speaker 4: today's caller is Conan, not the Barbarian, not O'Brien, Conan
Speaker 4: the ten year old child.
Speaker 1: Wait, I'm gonna play a ten year.
Speaker 2: Old No, his mom is the one who called in.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, apparently that loves our show.
Speaker 5: Mom, Hello, Hello.
Speaker 2: I don't know if this is right.
Speaker 4: Conan's favorite part of the show is the three second
Speaker 4: sound bite that we play before we announce hose.
Speaker 2: Just whatever is blankonios? That's it?
Speaker 1: Y wow, Okay, we are overthinking this whole show. Why
Speaker 1: do we do so much work?
Speaker 2: What an ego? Boost to all of us. We're gonna
Speaker 2: send book.
Speaker 4: Out of the studio, and while she leaves, Conan's mom,
Speaker 4: we should probably learn your name.
Speaker 2: What is your name? Conan's mom? Sarah Sarah? Ok thank
Speaker 2: you for answering.
Speaker 11: Con Conan has an AirPod in too, so he's he's
Speaker 11: here to play.
Speaker 4: Right, Okay, Well, so we're gonna ask the questions to
Speaker 4: Conan here, yes, okay, okay, all right? Am I the
Speaker 4: brain with the size of a walnut? We're gonna find
Speaker 4: out here, Bud, you have thirty seconds to answer as
Speaker 4: many questions as possible. If you don't know when, you
Speaker 4: could say past, But you do have to beat Brooke
Speaker 4: outright to win.
Speaker 2: Are you ready?
Speaker 4: We are good?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 4: Your time starts now. Today is National Comic Book Day.
Speaker 4: Which came first? Spider Man or Batman?
Speaker 11: Spider Man?
Speaker 4: Asparagus comes in recolors, green, purple, and what else? How
Speaker 4: often do brain cells replace themselves? Once a month, once
Speaker 4: a year, or never? Which writer invented the character Tom Sawyer?
Speaker 4: What is the name of the anthem for the President
Speaker 4: of the United States?
Speaker 11: Past?
Speaker 2: Passing on that one?
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 11: Isn't it like a hill to the chief?
Speaker 2: Are we going to take that, you know, let's give
Speaker 2: that to her. Give Okay, we will accept that answer.
Speaker 4: Brook is back in the studio. We're just gonna accept it.
Speaker 4: Because a lot of these questions weren't valid for a
Speaker 4: ten year old to answer.
Speaker 2: I would say, so, I am playing the kid a
Speaker 2: number one. His mom, Sarah is player number two helping
Speaker 2: him out.
Speaker 11: So I knew the answers.
Speaker 8: I can just blame it on Cod here.
Speaker 2: That's true. Obviously your son under the bus, not Brook.
Speaker 1: You're ready, Yeah, I'm ready.
Speaker 4: Your time starts now. Today is National Comic Book Day.
Speaker 4: Which came first? Spider Man or Batman?
Speaker 1: Spider Man?
Speaker 4: Asparagus comes in three colors, green, purple, and what else? Right?
Speaker 4: How often do brain cells replace themselves? Once a month,
Speaker 4: once a year or never?
Speaker 6: Once?
Speaker 11: No?
Speaker 6: Never?
Speaker 2: Which writer invented the character Tom Sawyer?
Speaker 1: God, huck Finn?
Speaker 4: What's the name of the anthem for the president of
Speaker 4: the United States?
Speaker 1: Presidential March?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 4: I mean Conan didn't know who wrote Tom Sawyer either,
Speaker 4: but at least he had the respectable thing and said
Speaker 4: pass yeh didn't say huck Finn.
Speaker 1: The world.
Speaker 4: The second Let's go to the scoreboard. With Conan's favorable.
Speaker 4: Here we go, Here we go with Jose.
Speaker 2: Let's do tomorrow thet.
Speaker 9: So why when you guys used to make me fight
Speaker 9: for my paychecks and I earned my paycheck that day?
Speaker 2: Conan, you got one correct. It's pretty good thanks to
Speaker 2: your mom jumping yeah, and Brook barely wins with two.
Speaker 2: It was a close one. Let's go over the answer
Speaker 2: is real quick.
Speaker 4: It's National Comic Book Day between spider Man and Batman.
Speaker 4: Batman came first in nineteen thirty two, spider Man wasn't
Speaker 4: until nineteen sixty two. Asparagus comes in green, purple, and white.
Speaker 4: Brain cells never replace themselves. Once you lose them, they're
Speaker 4: gone forever.
Speaker 1: That's a good lesson for you ten year old out there.
Speaker 2: Listen, keep them.
Speaker 4: The writer who invented the character Tom Sawyer was Mark Twain,
Speaker 4: and the anthem for the President of the United States
Speaker 4: is Hail to the shot.
Speaker 2: Say it, Sarah Conan.
Speaker 4: Unfortunately you can't give you any money here, but just
Speaker 4: for playing you do win a fifty dollars gift card
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Speaker 11: Stop there.
Speaker 1: Oh, oh my gosh, hey Codin, you need to go
Speaker 1: to school?
Speaker 6: Man, Are you supposed to be in school right now?
Speaker 11: Well, but we had to fall over so we can
Speaker 11: do this.
Speaker 1: Okay, we're just wait mon a story.
Speaker 11: We're child led learning. This is part of.
Speaker 2: We are playing trivia. Your teacher will understand.
Speaker 4: Professor Jeffrey, thanks for playing and thanks for listening.
Speaker 2: You guys really appreciate it.
Speaker 11: Thank you so much.
Speaker 1: Yeah, good day.
Speaker 2: We'll be back to do Windbrooks Bucks same time tomorrow.
Speaker 3: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.