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Speaker 6: God is good to me. I have no other explanation,
Speaker 6: if I have no other explanation of my existence and
Speaker 6: where I stand in this thing called life, except if
Speaker 6: it was not for the goodness of God Almighty. If
Speaker 6: it was not for His grace and his mercy, there
Speaker 6: is no way I could exist the way that I do.
Speaker 6: I will not be who I am or where I am.
Speaker 6: I am who I am and where I am simply
Speaker 6: because God is who he is. If it was not
Speaker 6: for God, I would have no testimony for you, because
Speaker 6: I would have failed every single test plain, pure and simple.
Speaker 6: Sit here today and tell you flat out that it
Speaker 6: is purely because of God's grace and mercy that I
Speaker 6: exist today because of His favor. See now He shows
Speaker 6: us favor in life because of a combination of things
Speaker 6: I've discovered. And this is not the whole answer to life,
Speaker 6: I can assure you as not. But this is a
Speaker 6: combination that I've grown to understand better and better, and
Speaker 6: I wish I had gotten it earlier in my life.
Speaker 4: But here it is.
Speaker 6: If you take faith and you combine it with an
Speaker 6: incredible work ethic.
Speaker 4: Then God.
Speaker 6: Has the greatest opportunities to show you favor. That's the
Speaker 6: best way I can explain success to you from my standpoint.
Speaker 6: It is the combination of faith and work that produces
Speaker 6: the most opportunities for God to.
Speaker 4: Show you favor.
Speaker 6: See a lot of times we want God to bless us,
Speaker 6: but we ain't doing nothing for him to bless So
Speaker 6: now we sideways in the equation a little bit. But see,
Speaker 6: if you had the faith in God that God can
Speaker 6: do anything but fail, that God will get you through,
Speaker 6: that God will see you through.
Speaker 4: That the God is the God you serve, is the
Speaker 4: greatest give of all good things.
Speaker 6: If you kept that faith intact through it all, and
Speaker 6: you produced an incredible work ethic that allows the most
Speaker 6: opportunities for God to show you favor.
Speaker 4: See without that what you want God to do? See,
Speaker 4: you can have faith and be sitting at the house
Speaker 4: watching TV.
Speaker 6: There's nothing being produced, no opportunities for God to show
Speaker 6: you favor. And you got to do some things man,
Speaker 6: that you are uncomfortable doing or don't feel like doing,
Speaker 6: or something that don't have the right payoff right in
Speaker 6: front of your face, with the faith that it'll pay
Speaker 6: off later on.
Speaker 1: See.
Speaker 6: Too many people are working for the right now reward,
Speaker 6: and the right now reward is not how it works.
Speaker 4: Sometimes the reward is coming later on up the road.
Speaker 6: But the only way you can know that is if
Speaker 6: you got to You got to apply the faith and
Speaker 6: see the reason you don't know that that it's coming
Speaker 6: like that, or you have to have faith to believe
Speaker 6: that it's coming.
Speaker 4: Because faith is the belief in things that you cannot see.
Speaker 4: That's what faith is. You know you're standing at let
Speaker 4: me give you exam.
Speaker 6: You're standing at the crosswalk with a walk sign on
Speaker 6: it and the sign flashing on the corner. Don't walk
Speaker 6: then that the signs say walk? What do you think
Speaker 6: your chances are making it across that street?
Speaker 3: Is what?
Speaker 4: Pretty good? Because guess what the signs say walk. You
Speaker 4: can see the other side.
Speaker 6: There's other people in the cross walk walking, So guess
Speaker 6: what you strike out blindly? It don't take a lot
Speaker 6: of faith to get across that streets.
Speaker 4: That's not what I'm talking to you about.
Speaker 6: I'm talking about the faith, the belief in things that
Speaker 6: you cannot see, the faith that what I'm doing today,
Speaker 6: I believe in my heart of heart that God.
Speaker 4: Wouldn't bring me this far to leave me.
Speaker 6: That God is a true and living God, that he
Speaker 6: keeps his promises that later on, there's things that I'm
Speaker 6: working towards right now gonna pay off later on. See,
Speaker 6: too many people want the reward right now. See, that's
Speaker 6: not the exhibition of faith. If it's the right thing
Speaker 6: to do, if it's if it's a good thing to do,
Speaker 6: if it's a just thing to do. See, if it's
Speaker 6: in it, it ain't God. You can just clear it
Speaker 6: on up right there. You can stop all the wondering.
Speaker 6: If that's His voice talking to you, if it's the
Speaker 6: right thing to do, if it's sin in it, it's
Speaker 6: not God.
Speaker 4: Talking to you. Kill it.
Speaker 6: You can shut it down. You ain't got to wonder
Speaker 6: about it. Go down there secret venge that ain't God.
Speaker 6: Go tell them off when you see him. That ain't God.
Speaker 6: Anything that's got seining in it is not God's voice
Speaker 6: telling you to do it. So you can kill that
Speaker 6: conversation today. That's how you know. But if you aligning
Speaker 6: yourself up man and you and what you're doing is
Speaker 6: just and right and correct and pleasing in the sight
Speaker 6: of God, it'll pay off for you later on.
Speaker 4: And see, here's the best way I can tell to
Speaker 4: his another one.
Speaker 6: When you're going somewhere, When you when you're on the
Speaker 6: road to going somewhere, and you know the somewhere that
Speaker 6: you're trying to get to. Let's say you've set a
Speaker 6: gold a vision for yourself. You know where you want
Speaker 6: to get to. You got a good idea, and you
Speaker 6: own your way to going there.
Speaker 4: Listen to me.
Speaker 6: When it gets hard, and it is going to get hard,
Speaker 6: when it gets difficult, and it is going to get difficult,
Speaker 6: when it becomes challenging, and it is going to become
Speaker 6: challenging when it becomes all three of those things. When
Speaker 6: it don't look like it's gonna happen. Don't stop and
Speaker 6: complain so much. But see, I know he don't bless me.
Speaker 6: But in the middle of it, man, I felt a
Speaker 6: little heavy. And you got to be careful when it
Speaker 6: gets hard for you, because you'll find yourself complaining. And
Speaker 6: when you complain, and see, what you can't do is
Speaker 6: you can't complain so much that you forget that the
Speaker 6: place that you're trying to go to, you actually own
Speaker 6: your way there still. See, don't get caught up into
Speaker 6: complaining and then lose sight of your blessing that's actually
Speaker 6: happening to you. What really, man, of all the times
Speaker 6: to register a complaint to God, to sit up and go, hey, man,
Speaker 6: I didn't I wanted to ease back into this thing.
Speaker 6: Ease back in, man, you in it's a tornado whirling
Speaker 6: around you. You ain't got time to ease back in.
Speaker 6: You gots to go on and jump back in it.
Speaker 6: It is what it is to whom much is given,
Speaker 6: much is required. Always appreciate the blessings. Don't get so
Speaker 6: caught up in the complaints that you lose sight of
Speaker 6: the blessings. Man, God got a lot for you in
Speaker 6: your life. Man, But You got to have them two things, y'all.
Speaker 6: You got to take that faith and you got to
Speaker 6: ply a crazy work ethic to it. And that creates
Speaker 6: the most opportunities for God to show you favor. And
Speaker 6: when God starts showing your favor, Man, all them seeds
Speaker 6: you planted, all of that, all of that wheat you've
Speaker 6: been sowing, all of that hard work you've been put
Speaker 6: in God to pay it off.
Speaker 4: And He'll pay it off in ways that you don't
Speaker 4: even see coming. Okay, cool, you're listening.
Speaker 6: Show, ladies and gentlemen, everyone listening. It's here another day.
Speaker 6: You should be realizing it by now. It's a gift
Speaker 6: from God. It's a blessing. You got to look at
Speaker 6: it that way. So grateful today, So grateful that He
Speaker 6: woke me up, gave me life, any measure of health.
Speaker 6: Appreciate the fact that he's giving me another shot today.
Speaker 6: Thank you appreciate it. Our friend of mine that I
Speaker 6: went to college with, our funeral was this week, kid,
Speaker 6: And you know it's really a sad occasion. Man, People
Speaker 6: in your age bracket leaving. So I thank God for mine. Man,
Speaker 6: all my breaths I take. I appreciate it. Man, because
Speaker 6: it don't have to.
Speaker 4: Be that way.
Speaker 6: So you know, anyway, I'm here, I'm glad. A lot
Speaker 6: of people I love still here.
Speaker 4: We glad.
Speaker 6: Let's celebrate it, y'all. Today it's the day that the
Speaker 6: Lord has made. Let us rejoice and be glad in it.
Speaker 6: That's a fact. Yeah, Shirley Strawberry calling for real, Mississippi Monica.
Speaker 6: A junior government name is killed Sprights. We're gonna change
Speaker 6: that this now, what.
Speaker 4: Do we change it to? The kill kill killer Lewan
Speaker 4: killing Lawan Killer?
Speaker 6: Wan gonna be his new stage name, killer Wan. The
Speaker 6: legendary is nephew Tommy Junr. What's on your mind today?
Speaker 3: Bro?
Speaker 7: Man, I'm kind of disappointed in my nephew.
Speaker 4: And your nephew. Yeah, man, okay, well, welcome to the club.
Speaker 1: Here.
Speaker 6: He can hear you believe he said, Yeah, he disappointed
Speaker 6: in his nephew.
Speaker 3: What that there.
Speaker 4: I'm talking about?
Speaker 1: Be damn from vacation.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 9: And I've done nothing wrong? Yeah, I left you got
Speaker 9: the driver's life. Yeah, we celebrated the big mommy for
Speaker 9: him now. But on the problem is he twenty suppost
Speaker 9: have been headed four years ago before he got on
Speaker 9: there in.
Speaker 7: God in God's time.
Speaker 4: Forget it. In God's time.
Speaker 6: Hey, hey, many First of all, stopped stop putting God's
Speaker 6: time on everything.
Speaker 4: That's it.
Speaker 7: They told me, uh no, in God's time, he got it.
Speaker 4: It's no matter. It's God's time. He he got it that.
Speaker 9: The next issue is what disappointed me? He called me,
Speaker 9: got my driver's nice? Un I want a car now,
Speaker 9: I want a car now. I know I'm gonna have
Speaker 9: to help him get the car. I said, okay, cool,
Speaker 9: tell me what kind of car you off? And what
Speaker 9: came out of his mouth disappointed me. He's literally said
Speaker 9: on the fold to me, I want a super Roote?
Speaker 4: What coo?
Speaker 3: What hold on?
Speaker 7: What black as person? You see in the super Root?
Speaker 7: Ain't nobody black owner super Root?
Speaker 4: Where's the super room dealership?
Speaker 6: Back?
Speaker 7: What does super room make?
Speaker 1: Super rus?
Speaker 4: Super Rules?
Speaker 7: A model? Anybody? No name of a model?
Speaker 4: The the save cars?
Speaker 7: What the hell?
Speaker 4: Cause he just learned how to drive at twenty? He
Speaker 4: needs to be saved?
Speaker 3: Got it?
Speaker 4: Catch up? Ain't no, ain't no.
Speaker 7: I'm glad. You don't want no beers, you don't want
Speaker 7: nothing Nothingbody send.
Speaker 4: Me a picture of a super Route what they look like?
Speaker 8: Now?
Speaker 1: I don't even know uh, I found one. Yeah, all right,
Speaker 1: well we work that out.
Speaker 10: Coming up at thirty two minutes after the hour, we'll
Speaker 10: hear from the nephews. He runs that prank back right
Speaker 10: after this. You're listening hard morning show. It is time
Speaker 10: now for the nephew to run that prank back.
Speaker 11: What you got for us, nef, I got a little
Speaker 11: sweat hall going on, shirting little sweat hall. You understand
Speaker 11: when you go to the gym, there's quite a few
Speaker 11: people that do a lot of sweating in the gym
Speaker 11: and leaving that sweat just every wow, all over the scene.
Speaker 11: Rich you know, I can't take that though. This right here,
Speaker 11: it's sweat hogs. Sweat hog key on, all right, sweat
Speaker 11: hog key on. Let's go get don.
Speaker 3: Hello, look I speak the key on. Yeah, it's key On.
Speaker 3: Who's this? Hey? This is terrris Man. Do you go?
Speaker 3: You go to Iron Man Fitness Center?
Speaker 9: Right?
Speaker 3: Is that where you work out at? Yeah, that's why
Speaker 3: I work out.
Speaker 8: Who is this?
Speaker 3: My name is Terce. I got your number from the guard,
Speaker 3: the girl to work at the front when you first
Speaker 3: come in. I'm here, I'm actually why yeah, the little
Speaker 3: chickway give me your number? You you they can't work
Speaker 3: out why they give you my number? You work at
Speaker 3: the gym. No, I don't work at the gym. But
Speaker 3: everybody here at the gym was having a conversation. Everybody
Speaker 3: got a problem with shoo. So you know how with me? Wait? Wait, wait, wait,
Speaker 3: hold on, you have a problem with me? They gave
Speaker 3: you my number. I don't what's going on, bro, We're
Speaker 3: trying to fix the problem. Let's have that first. Don't
Speaker 3: worry about someone to have a number. Let's just fix
Speaker 3: the problem, all right. Man, Man, I don't know who
Speaker 3: is name. My name is Sais. I didn't talk you
Speaker 3: three times who I am. So what I'm telling you
Speaker 3: is this is that you know you come to the gym. Uh,
Speaker 3: how long you been coming to the gym?
Speaker 11: Man, I've been going to that gym for like five
Speaker 11: ten years.
Speaker 3: Brou five ten years. That's a big camp. Okay, So anyway,
Speaker 3: the problem is this, dude, you come to the gym.
Speaker 3: I don't know if you ain't bathing or what the
Speaker 3: change is. But dude, all the equipment before killing man, dude,
Speaker 3: you got to you gotta watch your way man before
Speaker 3: you Yeah, dude, you dude, what are you talking about? Man, Yo, Well,
Speaker 3: who gave you my number? Why are you calling me
Speaker 3: for one?
Speaker 8: Man?
Speaker 3: Who the hell are you gonna called me? Talking disrespectfully
Speaker 3: like this?
Speaker 8: Bro?
Speaker 3: Well, no know me. The problem is this. The disrespect
Speaker 3: is how you coming to the gym? Funky is okay?
Speaker 3: You got the machines all thirty we gotta keeps and
Speaker 3: jim old n work out you sweat it's a jim yet.
Speaker 3: But you funky before you even get there. Man, that's
Speaker 3: the problem. You talking about funky before I'm get that? Man?
Speaker 3: What the hell you calling me with this book for?
Speaker 3: I'm calling you get there? Okay, Dude, you come to
Speaker 3: the gym. Evidently you ain't bathe Okay, you're leaving all
Speaker 3: these crime days every day? What are you talking about? Homie?
Speaker 3: I think? Why? Hey, let me ask you this. Let
Speaker 3: me ask you this, sick kere. Why is everybody here
Speaker 3: at the gym talking about juice? You the guy that
Speaker 3: be leaving all the equipment funks. Why are they talking
Speaker 3: about you? Main reason? Everybody in your neighborhood talk about
Speaker 3: your mama. That's why. Yo, Where you at?
Speaker 1: Dude?
Speaker 8: Where you at right now?
Speaker 3: I'm I'm here after Jen I'm here after jenim, I
Speaker 3: come to the gym right now. We can talk about
Speaker 3: this and face the faith dog. Okay, what the hell
Speaker 3: are you on to this though? Are you gonna take
Speaker 3: a boundfore you come?
Speaker 1: Use?
Speaker 3: That's the problem we've been ha Is your mama gonna
Speaker 3: take a bath?
Speaker 8: Okay, okay, let me tell you.
Speaker 3: Let me let me tell you something. Dude, you're gonna
Speaker 3: keep my mom out your mouth. The problem is your mom.
Speaker 3: You don't want to talk to you. No good to
Speaker 3: clean your but so why coming down to the gym
Speaker 3: right now? I'm coming down?
Speaker 8: How long?
Speaker 3: How long are they gonna take you to get here?
Speaker 3: What are you a chapter cop or something? Don't worry
Speaker 3: about it. I be there. Okay, Cool? Are you gonna
Speaker 3: watch it before you get here? Yeah, I'm gonna watch something.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna watch my foot up field when I get there.
Speaker 3: That's what I'm gonna watch. Okay, okay, cool, you're gonna
Speaker 3: be watching this size eleven hours. That's what we're gonna
Speaker 3: be get getting washed, Lord, Lord Lurid. Don't worry about it. No, no, no,
Speaker 3: don't don't worry about I got it.
Speaker 8: No.
Speaker 3: I'm just letting them know. I'm just letting know no,
Speaker 3: somebody had to tell it. Lloyd works the funt No,
Speaker 3: I got it.
Speaker 8: LRD.
Speaker 3: Don't even worry about it. She would help that. I
Speaker 3: got something to say that I want too for giving out.
Speaker 3: You ain't Finnah saying not Seoul have to been vouing
Speaker 3: me your number, But don't worry about it. I got it,
Speaker 3: he said, to gave you my damn number in the
Speaker 3: first place. That's private information. Keep breaking the Polcy College.
Speaker 3: I understand, I understand that. But what we're trying to
Speaker 3: do is your clean said. You don't want to watch
Speaker 3: or something wrong with you, brother, but you work about
Speaker 3: you don't want to clean you. You gotta fixate to it.
Speaker 3: Watch him?
Speaker 8: What is wrong with you? Call?
Speaker 3: He talk? What about? Who I know?
Speaker 8: Who is it? You just play it to me.
Speaker 3: Look for terrorists when you get hit. Okay, I'm gonna
Speaker 3: do it over here, down like you got a perm Okay,
Speaker 3: cool I'm the one press in three seventy five. That's
Speaker 3: the one I am.
Speaker 8: Look for them five.
Speaker 3: You ain't saying nothing home me three seventy five ain't nothing, okay, Okay,
Speaker 3: cool man, I don't care how much you press. When
Speaker 3: I come down, I'm gonna put your three seventy five
Speaker 3: president and check. Man. You don't call here talking to
Speaker 3: me like this. You don't call it another man's house
Speaker 3: talking about he don't watch his What is wrong with you?
Speaker 8: Bro?
Speaker 3: So let me ask you this man, Tommy want to holler?
Speaker 3: You want to talk to Tom Tommy, So you want
Speaker 3: to talk to Temmy? Want to hollert you about the situation?
Speaker 3: Who is Tommy? This is nephew Tom from the Steve
Speaker 3: Harvey Morning Show. Key, y'all, you just got prayed by
Speaker 3: your boy named Paul. Baby. Wait wait, whoa whoa whoa?
Speaker 8: Wait?
Speaker 3: Tell me this was a joke. This is a b baby,
Speaker 3: this is you? Tell me man for the Steve Harvey
Speaker 3: Morning Show.
Speaker 8: Bro is man?
Speaker 3: Y'all need to stop playing like that. Y'all ain't hit
Speaker 3: me loading my twenty two.
Speaker 8: I was coming for you.
Speaker 3: You are balu you Yeah, Hey, y'all, bet as we
Speaker 3: got content tickets for me putting me through this dress.
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, yo, you got dude. You y'all got
Speaker 3: me on this one. Y'all got me. Do you work
Speaker 3: out with Paul? I'm assuming that's your that's your workout partner.
Speaker 3: I ain't working out with Paul no more. If he
Speaker 3: gave y'all mine, Paul got me to hit you man,
Speaker 3: stay in, say baby, but you gotta do this moment.
Speaker 3: You got to tell me what's the fastest radio show
Speaker 3: in the land. Let me hear the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Here,
Speaker 3: my wife them pre shaved down. When you do you here?
Speaker 3: I got your bro a brother, so you happy here.
Speaker 11: And if you ain't got the memo, I got my
Speaker 11: stupid bag. You understand I'm saying I got it. I
Speaker 11: got my wi My level was down for a minute,
Speaker 11: but I got my stupid back. I'm bouncing back and full. Baby,
Speaker 11: get ready, I'm coming your way. Got my stupid buck
Speaker 11: all right, and.
Speaker 10: If you thank you? Coming up next, it is asked
Speaker 10: the CLO. With our Chief Love Officer, Steve Harvey in
Speaker 10: the building. Right after this, you're listening Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 10: Coming up at the top of the hour. In Entertainment
Speaker 10: News and Music News, Carla will have a recap of
Speaker 10: the iHeart Music Festival that went down in Vegas, and
Speaker 10: then Carlo will also talk about the Beyonce's Renaissance tour.
Speaker 10: You went, Carla, You'll let us know what's up with
Speaker 10: that plus Usher Baby will perform at this year's Super
Speaker 10: Bowl halftime show. Congratulations, Uh sure, and Hollywood Studio execs
Speaker 10: finally reached a deal with writers to end the historic strike.
Speaker 10: We'll talk about all of these stories at the top
Speaker 10: of the hour, but right now it is time to
Speaker 10: ask the clo.
Speaker 1: This one's from Felix in Atlantic City.
Speaker 10: Felix writes, My wife loves coffee and she always puts
Speaker 10: a flavored cream in it that she gets from the
Speaker 10: liquor store. I liked it so much that I started
Speaker 10: taking coffee to work and I put a lot of
Speaker 10: the tasty flavored cream in my coffee. I found out
Speaker 10: it has alcohol in it, and I'm a math teacher,
Speaker 10: so I can't be drunk.
Speaker 1: Why didn't my wife warn me?
Speaker 6: Why are you so stupid? Why are you blaming your
Speaker 6: dumbness and your wife when she put that special flavoring
Speaker 6: in there? Anywhere on that damn bottle? Do they say
Speaker 6: coffee kareem anywhere.
Speaker 4: Anyway? It don't say that on Bailey's. It don't say
Speaker 4: that on Coolua. It don't shay that.
Speaker 3: None.
Speaker 6: None of us say coffee queen right, No strong with
Speaker 6: you at the school lick.
Speaker 4: He's smart, he's mad.
Speaker 1: He's a math teacher.
Speaker 4: Who is what you wanted to be.
Speaker 10: Bro Asia Aisha and oak Park says, my husband and
Speaker 10: I had her first threesome and my husband did not
Speaker 10: touch me at all during the whole thing.
Speaker 1: I told him he.
Speaker 10: Left me out and he said it wasn't on purpose.
Speaker 10: Did he want the threesome because it's a safe way
Speaker 10: for him to cheat?
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, yeah, he didn't touch the photo you plenty
Speaker 6: times before this new thing was fascinating. Oh yeah, yeah,
Speaker 6: he didn't touch you. Yeah, so the second good person,
Speaker 6: that was it sight half a threesome. It's because the
Speaker 6: twosome ain't working out any and now you must interject
Speaker 6: some life into your bedroom activity. So you invite the
Speaker 6: third person in because the two people just ain't cutting
Speaker 6: it no more. And when you bought the third person in,
Speaker 6: he participated with the third person.
Speaker 4: That's his idea of a threesome.
Speaker 1: But he excluded. Yeah, he's the person just over there
Speaker 1: just doing.
Speaker 4: What just what he was doing something watching.
Speaker 6: He just wasn't with him. He was over there with her.
Speaker 6: That's a lot of nicked in the room. That's a
Speaker 6: lot of.
Speaker 4: Nick And what is your profound stak talk.
Speaker 5: What was that?
Speaker 11: Well? I thought he was going to preach on it,
Speaker 11: and if he started preaching on it, to bring in
Speaker 11: the past of music and.
Speaker 1: We will go here on a threesome on that one though,
Speaker 1: what out of the all right, we're moving on? Are
Speaker 1: you done with that one?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 10: Bianca and Lexington says, I work out three times a
Speaker 10: week before I go to work, and I have to
Speaker 10: sneak out of bed and get dressed in the other
Speaker 10: room because if my husband wakes up, he will want
Speaker 10: to have sex. I also don't have the energy for
Speaker 10: sex after my workout. What's so great about morning sex?
Speaker 10: Why can't we just do it at bedtime?
Speaker 4: It gets the day gone.
Speaker 6: Really, I just I just I just find it to
Speaker 6: be my everything. I just think the most fascinating invention
Speaker 6: of the ever. I don't know nothing greater than that.
Speaker 6: I've had cars, houses, bikes, trips, money, clothes, me, jewelry,
Speaker 6: watching nothing, nothing, nothing, ain't nothing either, plan Lord set
Speaker 6: with presidents.
Speaker 4: I don't give me.
Speaker 6: Lord have message, you can fixure. That's better than medicine.
Speaker 6: It is medicine.
Speaker 10: But she's just wants She doesn't mind at night. She
Speaker 10: just doesn't want to do it in the morning, that's all.
Speaker 4: Well, you know, what is it about? Morning? Six?
Speaker 6: I just chose everything. It's everything. I don't know what
Speaker 6: you can ask every time? Well, I don't give it.
Speaker 6: Damn it ain't no better, ain't no better. I think
Speaker 6: it's great at lunch, it's a day started though.
Speaker 4: It's a great thing.
Speaker 6: It's outstanding for a snack. I think it would be
Speaker 6: wonderful at the job somewhere, I think it would be.
Speaker 1: Well, he obviously likes it in the morning and she
Speaker 1: likes it at night, So get that. Yeah, she's trying
Speaker 1: to work that out.
Speaker 6: Well, you know, keep on getting up out the bed, creeping,
Speaker 6: going to the gym. Then when you come back, you
Speaker 6: ain't got the injured house. He still laying there, though,
Speaker 6: What is What does his dask?
Speaker 3: Do you know? Hell?
Speaker 4: He must just need a damn job. Hell, he needs
Speaker 4: somewhere to go. What the hell you talking about? I done,
Speaker 4: got up, shower, I went to the gym, came back,
Speaker 4: and you still laying here tomorrow? What's up? What's up now?
Speaker 4: Why aren't your ass at work right where?
Speaker 7: Everybody else said?
Speaker 1: She just does it three times a week.
Speaker 6: Though, well the other mornings, you know, she gotta be busy. Yeah,
Speaker 6: all right, just stay married for a while. All that's
Speaker 6: going in. Don't even worry about it. Yeah, it's gonna
Speaker 6: come to him. It's gonna get the moving wrong. That
Speaker 6: schedule gonna be a little bit different than a little
Speaker 6: just hanging there.
Speaker 4: All right.
Speaker 10: Last one, Steve, This is Lucretia and Macon, who writes,
Speaker 10: I recently moved in with my boyfriend and he has
Speaker 10: a three bedroom, too bath house. I asked him to
Speaker 10: let me use the big bathroom in the primary bedroom,
Speaker 10: and I asked him to move all of his stuff
Speaker 10: to the guest bathroom. He said, no, I really don't
Speaker 10: want to share a bathroom with this man. Am I
Speaker 10: asking for too much?
Speaker 4: Wait a minute, you moved into his house.
Speaker 1: His house, Uh huh.
Speaker 4: He's got a bathroom in the.
Speaker 1: Mask uh huh, in the primary. Yeah, he getting transferred,
Speaker 1: that's what he did.
Speaker 6: Well, that's kind of strong, because you know, if you
Speaker 6: don't want to share a bathroom, you know, for now
Speaker 6: most people share a bathroom.
Speaker 1: She doesn't want you, no.
Speaker 6: But well I understand, but see saying I don't want
Speaker 6: to be I don't want to be in the bathroom
Speaker 6: with Mark. I'm just gonna tell you that right now,
Speaker 6: there's just too much going on in that. I don't
Speaker 6: like all that stuff about that. I ain't gotta put
Speaker 6: my stuff. I ain't got but a couple of things. Yeah,
Speaker 6: I ain't got nothing but of shaving lotion.
Speaker 4: It that's it.
Speaker 6: I ain't got I'm gonna tell it. I ain't got no,
Speaker 6: ain't got no half care product. You got toothbrush, we
Speaker 6: can share toothpastes. You can keep better in the same drawing.
Speaker 8: You know.
Speaker 6: We don't use the same toothbrush, you know, so I
Speaker 6: don't I don't know what to tell you, but yeah,
Speaker 6: you did ask a lot. I think that was rude
Speaker 6: of you. I think there should have been another way
Speaker 6: to suggest it. But I don't think you should have
Speaker 6: did that.
Speaker 1: So you're all wrong.
Speaker 4: But it would have been good of him to move.
Speaker 3: But you are.
Speaker 1: Thank you. Celo. Coming up at the top of the hour,
Speaker 1: we'll have some entertainment news for you. Right after this.
Speaker 1: You're listening Hard Morning Show.
Speaker 10: All right, guys, Carla is here with today's music news.
Speaker 1: Carla, what you got? Thank you, Shirley.
Speaker 12: Okay, First, the Big iHeartRadio Music Festival jumped off this
Speaker 12: past weekend in Las Vegas.
Speaker 1: Two day event went down at the T Mobile Arena.
Speaker 12: Performances by TLC, Lwayne Miguel, Lenny Kravitz plus Public Enemy, Yes,
Speaker 12: Chuck de Flay, The.
Speaker 1: Flame perform Fight the Power, and Kate Trust It.
Speaker 12: Okay anyway, if you miss it, you can watch the
Speaker 12: I Hurt Music Festival on Hulu from October tenth through
Speaker 12: the thirty first.
Speaker 1: So check it out on Hulu.
Speaker 12: iHeart Music Festival. Now onto my review the Beyonce Renaissance Tour.
Speaker 12: I took my fifteen year old daughter Tasha to the
Speaker 12: show this past Saturday time.
Speaker 4: Honey, we had a time.
Speaker 12: Tasha said, Mommy, how is she doing all this dance
Speaker 12: and singing all of this? She put it on for
Speaker 12: her hometown in Houston, I said, Tasha, she is the greatest.
Speaker 1: Tasha said, yes she is.
Speaker 12: She brought out another Houston hottie, Meghan no Stallion, all
Speaker 12: the members of Destiny Child, Destiny's Child where they're supporting
Speaker 12: their sister being. She put it off for her city.
Speaker 12: That stop is no Orans, Louisiana.
Speaker 4: So there you go.
Speaker 1: That's had a good time, all right, all right? Had
Speaker 1: a great time. Yes, yes, all right, thank you, Carla
Speaker 1: and the one in Atlanta. Yeah, yeah, She's the greatest
Speaker 1: of all time.
Speaker 4: Before I didn't even see the show. I was just
Speaker 4: the people. I was stuck on the pit. I couldn't
Speaker 4: take my eyes off the crowd. I didn't know.
Speaker 6: I just did not know Atlanta was like that. I
Speaker 6: didn't know they were everywhere more, mouth hanging open, the
Speaker 6: whole damn hell no, hell the show was in the ground.
Speaker 6: I ain't never seen more men with their whole but out.
Speaker 6: What's happened to here?
Speaker 1: All right? Karl Steve is reviewing the audience all right.
Speaker 10: In Entertainment newser Usher Usher Baby will perform at the
Speaker 10: twenty twenty four Super Bowl Apple Music halftime show.
Speaker 1: That's right.
Speaker 10: This will also mark the second year that the halftime
Speaker 10: show will be presented by Apple Music after a decade
Speaker 10: of Pepsi sponsorship. Rihanna's performance this past February was the
Speaker 10: most watched halftime show of all time, and this year
Speaker 10: will mark the fifth year of the partnership between the
Speaker 10: NFL and Rock Nation to produce the halftime show. Usher
Speaker 10: said Jay Z called him and said, quote, it's time.
Speaker 10: It's magic time. You know, it's time for you to
Speaker 10: have that moment. Usher said, I'm like, what are you
Speaker 10: talking about? He's like the super Bowl. I'm like, oh
Speaker 10: you ready, absolutely so, get ready, Usher fans, get ready.
Speaker 10: Super Bowl fifty eight is Sunday, February eleven, twenty twenty four,
Speaker 10: in Las Vegas.
Speaker 1: That's gonna be a great man.
Speaker 4: You can't wait for that.
Speaker 6: I'm just gonna give Usher one suggestion, what cast one?
Speaker 6: Because I never really know. I don't know nobody else
Speaker 6: like that. I'm gonna call Usher in Telly, do your
Speaker 6: thing because the boys, he's a showmanship is off the roof.
Speaker 6: Usher can skate his ass, Yes, yes he can, but
Speaker 6: that's in his Vegas show. If you roller skate at
Speaker 6: the super Bowl in the unfamiliar surrounding and something happening,
Speaker 6: you trip, or one of them dance a trip, then
Speaker 6: that's what super Bowl gonna be about.
Speaker 1: But rehearse before she rehearse.
Speaker 4: All the time.
Speaker 6: But it's unfamiliar. You know, they don't tack the stage
Speaker 6: down right. A little dimple or something, he stumbled, then
Speaker 6: the whole thing will be about it. When he was
Speaker 6: on his skates and he stumbled, it'd be like Janet
Speaker 6: Jackson with the wardrobe malfunction. Don't nobody remember none of
Speaker 6: the damn song all y'all remember was brought.
Speaker 4: I wasn't even mad about them.
Speaker 1: So you don't scale.
Speaker 4: State fly, do all.
Speaker 8: That.
Speaker 4: Yeah, all that big eskape.
Speaker 11: Just don't bring that pole. Don't bring that pole out
Speaker 11: you got on your show. That's all you can.
Speaker 6: You can roll the skates, but if you bring that
Speaker 6: that magic city pole out, he in trouble.
Speaker 1: I want to move all right.
Speaker 10: Finally, In entertainment news, union leaders in Hollywood studio execs
Speaker 10: have reached a tentative agreement to end this historic screenwriters
Speaker 10: strike after nearly five months. About eleven thy five hundred
Speaker 10: members of the Writer's Guild of America walked off the
Speaker 10: job back on May second, over issues of take, the
Speaker 10: size of writing staffs on shows, and the use of
Speaker 10: artificial intelligence in the creation of scripts. And an email
Speaker 10: to the writer members, the union wrote, we can say
Speaker 10: with great pride that this detail this deal is exceptional,
Speaker 10: with meaningful gains and protections for writers in every sector
Speaker 10: of the membership. The actors who joined the writers' strike
Speaker 10: in July have their own issues, but there have been
Speaker 10: no discussions about resuming negotiations with their union yet. Daytime
Speaker 10: talk shows and late night talk shows could be back
Speaker 10: in a few days.
Speaker 4: So well, they're going to have to go.
Speaker 6: They got to go back to work because I'm telling you,
Speaker 6: Hollywood is hurting because the writers have shut down Hollywood.
Speaker 4: And that's the craft table, that's the grips.
Speaker 6: There's a camera men, there's a sound there's the lighting people,
Speaker 6: there's actors, there's all types of things associated.
Speaker 4: And the writers got what they want.
Speaker 6: But those people are just five months out of work,
Speaker 6: and these actors talking about you got some issues too.
Speaker 4: My philosophy is simple, some money better than no damn. Now,
Speaker 4: we won't mold. We all won't mo hell. I won't
Speaker 4: mote all right, but I will take sir before I
Speaker 4: take note. Coming up, no dail money, no check.
Speaker 10: Coming up at twenty minutes after the hour trending political
Speaker 10: news this Friday, there could be a possible government shutdown.
Speaker 1: We'll talk about it right after.
Speaker 4: This another damn striking.
Speaker 10: You're listening hard morning show and trending political news. Time
Speaker 10: is dwindling for lawmakers to reach an agreement or else
Speaker 10: a government shutdown will take effect.
Speaker 1: On October first.
Speaker 10: In the House, where most of the fight over government
Speaker 10: spending has been taking place, House Speaker Kevin McCarthy, a
Speaker 10: Republican from California, of course, has struggled to unite House Republicans.
Speaker 10: According to South Carolina Democratic Representative Jim Clyborne Jim Clyburn,
Speaker 10: earlier this summer, Kevin McCarthy made a deal to avoid
Speaker 10: a debt default with President Bio and as to what
Speaker 10: the budget would look like. Democrats agreed to it. House
Speaker 10: Democrats in the Senate, even Republicans in the Senate agree
Speaker 10: to it. Now, all of a sudden, McCarthy seem to
Speaker 10: be backing away from the deal because five or six
Speaker 10: people on his side of the aisle seem to be
Speaker 10: calling the shots. The tail wagging the dog is not
Speaker 10: the way to do this. So at first they were
Speaker 10: seeming to be together. Now the Republicans don't want to
Speaker 10: do it. Now they want to, you know, divide or
Speaker 10: everything is to be mad at the Democrat.
Speaker 6: Everything is based on the twenty twenty four presidential election.
Speaker 6: That's all this is about. This is positioning themselves. They
Speaker 6: want to make Biden look as bad as they possibly
Speaker 6: can at the expense of the general public.
Speaker 4: Even that's all it is.
Speaker 6: And this isn't Biden's fault right here, This is actually
Speaker 6: the Republican's fault.
Speaker 4: But they're gonna twist it, turn it around.
Speaker 6: And the Democrats, who don't know how to fight dirty,
Speaker 6: let Republicans buffalo.
Speaker 4: They punk ass.
Speaker 1: Each other.
Speaker 6: The Democrats, man, they just don't know how to play
Speaker 6: the game. And the Republicans, man, they stick together no
Speaker 6: matter what. And they coming on and we learned how
Speaker 6: to fight. They fight dirty, And y'all be trying to
Speaker 6: fight right, y'all. Y'all knock each other out.
Speaker 4: That was wrong.
Speaker 6: They trying to get rid of the the the dude
Speaker 6: up in Jersey that now now the Democrats is all
Speaker 6: with that. Republicans stand by the Yeah, that boy down
Speaker 6: in Florida that told all them lies and everything.
Speaker 4: He ain't nothing.
Speaker 6: He ain't even got a damn college degree. Well you know,
Speaker 6: he went to school.
Speaker 4: For help.
Speaker 12: They're riding with a candidate that tried to president overthrow
Speaker 12: the government the United Rum.
Speaker 4: That's your man, Chris Cromo's brother. They was all for
Speaker 4: getting rid of him. The Democrats CNA.
Speaker 6: He got rid of Chris Cromo because he supported his brother.
Speaker 4: What you're supposed to do? He't my damn brother.
Speaker 6: Yeah, damn man. You can't be long to nothing around here.
Speaker 6: He's scary ass Democrats. When they go low, we go
Speaker 6: hot man.
Speaker 10: No, All right, coming up at thirty four minutes after
Speaker 10: the hour, we'll check your voicemail Steve. Right after this,
Speaker 10: you're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. It is time now
Speaker 10: to check Steve's voicemail. And if you would like to
Speaker 10: leave a message for Steve, call him at eight seven
Speaker 10: seven twenty nine, Steve. That's eight seven seven twenty nine, Steve,
Speaker 10: and you might hear your call on the air. All right,
Speaker 10: This caller is from New Jersey. He left a message
Speaker 10: about Tommy's vacation.
Speaker 5: Hello to my Steve's RV Morning Show.
Speaker 3: I see Tommy.
Speaker 5: It's we enjoying himself.
Speaker 4: I see him in room in the.
Speaker 3: Same store that my sister law and I went to.
Speaker 11: I believe it's a Gucci store and he pulls in it.
Speaker 5: Okay, all right, nephew, Tommy, enjoy life to the fullers.
Speaker 6: This is Annie from New Jersey.
Speaker 4: Thank you Annie. The hell every big money.
Speaker 1: In store, and isn't it you didn't send that's that picture, Tommy.
Speaker 4: Oh lord, I wonder how that got out. Her sister
Speaker 4: was over there too, same stove, Gucci.
Speaker 6: Him, he's on black, he's on No, don't tell me
Speaker 6: he's on I didn't know I was on display. I
Speaker 6: can't go shopping in Rome.
Speaker 4: I can.
Speaker 6: I can take my wife shopping, Cane, don't complain about
Speaker 6: the American Expressiville. I can't take my wife shopping. And
Speaker 6: I can't take my wife shopping in Italy without American
Speaker 6: Express calling me.
Speaker 4: Won't they damn money?
Speaker 1: It's not how it works. This is from Lee and Philly.
Speaker 1: He didn't like one of your suits.
Speaker 2: Steve, Yo, Steve, this is Lee Care Philadelphia.
Speaker 3: You're my man.
Speaker 2: I listen to the show every morning. I even watch
Speaker 2: you on maybe What's what's it called family? I'm gonna
Speaker 2: tell you this, You my man, But if you if
Speaker 2: I see you wearing that damn Aren't suit.
Speaker 3: Again, it's gonna be a problem.
Speaker 2: I don't care how old you is, I don't care
Speaker 2: how much money you got. And I beat up the
Speaker 2: nephew if you want to stand behind you, but don't
Speaker 2: wear that damn arm suit again on their family. You
Speaker 2: just you just take tell your people who dressing you
Speaker 2: taking that too far?
Speaker 3: I got to go.
Speaker 4: Let me, I'm getting damn what you think? I really
Speaker 4: really don't. I like the orange shoe.
Speaker 6: As a matter of fact, the orange suit coming back
Speaker 6: soon as I get back on family Feud, soon as
Speaker 6: we start taping.
Speaker 4: Orange suit, orange shuit, orange shuit.
Speaker 6: You call whatever you want, orange punking, october Fest, you
Speaker 6: call it what waterway?
Speaker 4: But I didn't give a damn what you think about
Speaker 4: no suit. I donet wore him.
Speaker 11: We're gonna wear two one suits to Philly and whip
Speaker 11: your ass and ship about that.
Speaker 8: You know.
Speaker 4: Suit no more.
Speaker 6: I don't even really know what you're talking about because
Speaker 6: I got a few of them. But I like all
Speaker 6: of them, and they will be back on Family Few.
Speaker 6: Orange suit one always some one suit having an ass
Speaker 6: person called it.
Speaker 1: One suit?
Speaker 4: What the hell you get on shoot from? Cause I
Speaker 4: got a lot of what O.
Speaker 1: He was mad about that orange though.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well you know about Robert, promise you soon as
Speaker 4: I get back on t right to strike over with
Speaker 4: here we come.
Speaker 1: And he knew what Family Few was. He had to
Speaker 1: ask his wife, show what is that?
Speaker 3: Show?
Speaker 1: What on Family?
Speaker 5: What is that?
Speaker 4: Well, famous show number one show, because damn showing.
Speaker 5: What that show?
Speaker 8: You? What?
Speaker 4: Baby?
Speaker 8: What?
Speaker 1: What's the name of that show?
Speaker 4: Well, Peter listened to this. No nobody give it Damn Lee?
Speaker 1: His name is Lee.
Speaker 4: What he didn't know the name of the show. We
Speaker 4: know his name for who can Let's go next?
Speaker 1: All right, young fan called and left the message Steve.
Speaker 7: Oh my god, only your biggest fam Me and my
Speaker 7: dad watched the Steve Harvey. I mean we watched the
Speaker 7: Family Few every single night.
Speaker 3: I love you so much.
Speaker 8: Oh my god.
Speaker 4: Okay, bye, I'm going to school so I love you
Speaker 4: so much.
Speaker 6: Oh I love you too, baby, I love you too.
Speaker 6: Going and go to school, Going and go to school,
Speaker 6: wear yourrs dressed.
Speaker 10: Coming up next, we'll hear from the nephew with today's
Speaker 10: prank phone call right after this.
Speaker 1: You're listening.
Speaker 10: Morning show coming up at the top of the hour,
Speaker 10: right about four minutes after. It's my Strawberry letter for today,
Speaker 10: and the subject is why does he keep giggling?
Speaker 1: Why giggling?
Speaker 10: Yes, we'll get into that find out what that's all
Speaker 10: about in just a few because right now it is
Speaker 10: time for the nephew and today's prank phone call what
Speaker 10: you got for its neph.
Speaker 11: So you know what today, I need a I need
Speaker 11: a reference today, you know, I think I think you know,
Speaker 11: before you get into a relationship, you ought to be
Speaker 11: able to call and talk to the person that they
Speaker 11: would last in a relationship with. You know what I'm saying,
Speaker 11: because that's who knows them the most, you know.
Speaker 8: You know?
Speaker 6: Yeah, so you know, why not call somebody's ex husband
Speaker 6: and ask them about a reference of his ex wife.
Speaker 11: You see what I'm saying. Yeah, I mean that's how
Speaker 11: you do it, you got I mean, that's what needs
Speaker 11: to happen these days. You need a reference before you
Speaker 11: start dating.
Speaker 4: Fellas out there problem.
Speaker 11: If I was out there dating, I'd have to have
Speaker 11: your girl to work at Chick Filate because see, they
Speaker 11: have the right attitude.
Speaker 4: You understand I'm saying they do.
Speaker 6: They have to write attitude my pleasure me Right now,
Speaker 6: I gotta Popeyes at my house.
Speaker 4: I got a Popeyes lady at my house. She's somehow
Speaker 4: anyway I need. I'm on the phone. I get your
Speaker 4: art in the minute. Why I need a reference? Let's
Speaker 4: go get uh.
Speaker 8: Hello, Uh yeah, I'm trying to I'm trying to read
Speaker 8: Scotty please, Yeah, yeah, what's up, hey, Scotty? How you doing? Man?
Speaker 8: I'm trying to actually get a h a reference for
Speaker 8: for Monica Monica. You're talking about Monica, my ex wife. Yeah,
Speaker 8: I'm trying to get a reference on her if possible.
Speaker 8: Oh okay, so well, Steed applying for a jobs? He
Speaker 8: trying to go to work? Now, uh no, this reference
Speaker 8: is actually for like a relationship, A relationship, says the
Speaker 8: whole Hold up on, boy, wait a minute, a relationship
Speaker 8: with you? You're talking about a job relationship? No, no, no, no.
Speaker 8: See what this here is is that I'm I'm finna
Speaker 8: actually start dating Monica on the regular, and I'm calling
Speaker 8: you for a reference to whoa whoa, whoa whoa boy?
Speaker 8: Hold up? Wait baite? Who did you say this is?
Speaker 8: And how you get my name? Philip?
Speaker 3: Man?
Speaker 8: My name, Philip? I got your number out of Monica
Speaker 8: phone check this. I feel you don't need to call
Speaker 8: me with whatever you and Monica got going on. Y'all
Speaker 8: need to go on to deal with that. No, no, no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 8: may y'all tell hear me out. What I'm trying to
Speaker 8: say is is that I figured if I could get
Speaker 8: a reference and figure out what kind of person she is,
Speaker 8: and get to get a you know, kind of get
Speaker 8: a background so you can kind of tell me what
Speaker 8: kind of person her good points or bad qualities, the
Speaker 8: whole not see it might save me sometime from being
Speaker 8: in a long relationship if I know what to look for,
Speaker 8: what's good? One man say say, oh boy, but I know,
Speaker 8: I know I'm not listening to this. I was mad
Speaker 8: twelve years. Ain't nobody give me no resord, So don't
Speaker 8: call me asking for no like that. If you got
Speaker 8: number for money, you and Monica need to forget my Okay,
Speaker 8: but hold on, hold on, bro, Like I say, man,
Speaker 8: I'm just trying to figure out. Hold up, I'm trying
Speaker 8: to figure out the good qualities and bad quite like
Speaker 8: you know, do she want to cook? You know? Is
Speaker 8: she good in the bedroom? You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 8: I'm trying to know. I'm trying to just know what
Speaker 8: to look for. Dog, That's all, man. I ain't trying
Speaker 8: to come to even made Look. Oh but I just
Speaker 8: can't believe calling another about some I don't have a
Speaker 8: no more. Only thing I have to deal with is
Speaker 8: my child. You know what I'm saying, and you most
Speaker 8: definitely don't need to be a roper. Now, say, dude,
Speaker 8: I got to go. Okay, okay, okay, but can you
Speaker 8: give me a good reference owner? That's all I'm trying
Speaker 8: to get out.
Speaker 3: Man.
Speaker 8: The references don't die number ever again. And when I
Speaker 8: talked to Monica, me and hurt. But hey, you ain't
Speaker 8: gonna have to worry about the relationship with Monica, you
Speaker 8: know what I'm saying. Okay, okay, okay, hold up, man,
Speaker 8: let me go and break this to you. First of all,
Speaker 8: me and Monica then dated for the last year, off
Speaker 8: and on. We're just finished. Get hold on, huld up, dude.
Speaker 8: The last year Me and this woman just got divorced
Speaker 8: a few months ago. Oh so you that who must
Speaker 8: have messed up mine? Holding on? I ain't look look,
Speaker 8: I ain't calm nothing. The reason why y'all broke up.
Speaker 8: I don't have nothing to do with that. Look here,
Speaker 8: Oh so you that slick, Say mate, why don't you
Speaker 8: slide your little slick back under that rock that you
Speaker 8: slipped for month? He Hey, dog, I can slide right
Speaker 8: on back under the rock you talking about. But what
Speaker 8: I'm trying to ask you is this right here, man,
Speaker 8: Hey dog, can you just give her brother some references? Man,
Speaker 8: somebody can look out for some signs that this reference
Speaker 8: I'm gonna give you is when you don't have enough
Speaker 8: money when she wants that twelve hundred dollars bag, don't
Speaker 8: call me for that. When she needs some more money
Speaker 8: for this? Oh well, baby, I just gave you my check.
Speaker 8: What don't mean nothing? And are you pull up your
Speaker 8: finger account? Ain't no money or that that's the reference
Speaker 8: your needs ain't? So I need to hear from them,
Speaker 8: especially if you who was flying with my boy, why
Speaker 8: while we was married? Talking about married? Hold up the
Speaker 8: reference here, I'm gonna find yup. I'm gonna call Monica
Speaker 8: and I'm gonna track down. Then yes, give you a reference.
Speaker 8: Then yeah, yeah, I give you a reference. Then face
Speaker 8: to face, Hey dog, I ain't trying to have no
Speaker 8: altercation with you. Man, Oh boy, you must have been
Speaker 8: trying to have something you died in my Okay, let me, okay,
Speaker 8: one more question, man, and then gonna be out your hair.
Speaker 8: I just like I said, I just wanted a few
Speaker 8: things and know some background on them.
Speaker 3: Man.
Speaker 8: You you out of questions, O boy, you out of questions. Okay,
Speaker 8: but this I just need to know this because I
Speaker 8: want everything, man, I want everything to run smooth, dogg
Speaker 8: But I want us to have a good understanding. Do
Speaker 8: you have a problem, man, with with your little girl
Speaker 8: calling me daddy? What did you just as you asked
Speaker 8: me about my Gordy?
Speaker 10: Hey?
Speaker 8: Hey, hey, calm down, dude. Come, I'm coming. I'm gonna
Speaker 8: see you asked about mine? This about mine? Hey dog,
Speaker 8: I'm just asking here you around me time I will
Speaker 8: come in home. Boy. Look, I'm gonna find because you
Speaker 8: are bad. You missed the bad you dog number. Not
Speaker 8: only you got that, but man, you're talking about time.
Speaker 8: I'm just asking, do you matter? She called me a boy?
Speaker 8: Look here man at child that they cannot come at
Speaker 8: your You know what I'm saying. Say man this man,
Speaker 8: I don't have time, but I'm gonna call all that
Speaker 8: Monica and I'm gonna get your Yeah, I'm gonna get you.
Speaker 8: I'm out here. You want Why are you calling me back?
Speaker 8: Gott it? Scotty Gotty. I'm telling you, man, why are
Speaker 8: you out?
Speaker 3: Just man?
Speaker 8: You something but you don't have nothing to tell on
Speaker 8: me home. I want to say, Scott, Scotty look just
Speaker 8: listen to me. Man, I want to say this. This
Speaker 8: is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Your
Speaker 8: brother Brian got me the prank phone call you. Hey, man,
Speaker 8: it's who who is Scotty Scotty? This is Tommy Man,
Speaker 8: nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Your brother
Speaker 8: Brian got me the prank phone call? You say, Man, Man,
Speaker 8: I'm about to go.
Speaker 3: Man.
Speaker 8: Hey, I'm about to go ballistic over here. Man, Hey,
Speaker 8: Brian got one coming though. Oh Man, you all right? Man? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 8: they man Man, Tommy Man, Well, hey, I'm glad you
Speaker 8: were playing man because talk about my little girl. Oh
Speaker 8: what Bryan, No, it's gonna be on in his world. Man,
Speaker 8: I'll go got you, man, he got you.
Speaker 3: Good.
Speaker 8: Jug Hey Man, One more thing, Man, What is the
Speaker 8: baddest and I mean the baddest radio show in the land? Man,
Speaker 8: a Steve Harvey Morning Show?
Speaker 3: And now you have it?
Speaker 11: Baby, I need come on, come on, come on, I've
Speaker 11: been on vacase. Y'all got to give me a little
Speaker 11: praise in prank worship up in here this morning.
Speaker 1: You got King of I'm clapping.
Speaker 11: Yeah, it's gonna be all right, it's gonna be all right.
Speaker 11: I got my stupid back. You can't stop me, baby,
Speaker 11: I'm going to Klleen, Texas October sixth, seventh and eight twice.
Speaker 11: It's funny comedy club. That is Colleen, Texas. The nephew
Speaker 11: is the time, nephew tell me friends laying in the
Speaker 11: cut is Stockbridge, Georgia. October to fourteenth, stock Bridge, jaw
Speaker 11: Joe along with the one and on that Monique in
Speaker 11: the building, and then wade down the line twenty twenty one,
Speaker 11: oh October Chicago, Illinois. That's your hometown, Shirley, and call Chicago,
Speaker 11: Illinois at the every crowd.
Speaker 4: Oh my god.
Speaker 11: The list goes on in I own it be a Bellamy.
Speaker 11: His nephew Tommy is what's our girl with the boots?
Speaker 4: Y'all? What's our girl with the boots?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 10: Melanie Colannick como baby, Yes, all right, we got Benji Brown,
Speaker 10: we got Kevin Tate, we got Tony Roberts.
Speaker 11: The list goes on and on, Oh oh oh, and
Speaker 11: Gary Owen in the building. All right, that's all right, nephew.
Speaker 10: Sounds like a great show coming up next. Strawberry letter subject,
Speaker 10: why does he keep giggling. We'll find out right after this.
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Speaker 10: Thank you nephew. Subject why does he keep giggling? Dear
Speaker 10: Stephen Shirley, My husband and I have been together for
Speaker 10: almost eleven years and we are inseparable. We still go
Speaker 10: on dates and we still enjoy being freaky together in
Speaker 10: the bedroom. We share our Facebook page and his friends
Speaker 10: are my friends and vice versa. His parents have been
Speaker 10: married for almost thirty five years, and his dad thinks
Speaker 10: he has all the best marriage advice. He recently told
Speaker 10: my husband that he should have some things that he
Speaker 10: enjoys doing without me. Right after that, my husband left
Speaker 10: work early and got a haircut and went restaurant for
Speaker 10: drinks with his coworkers. He would never do that without
Speaker 10: telling me first. When he admitted to doing it, after
Speaker 10: he got home, he said, three of his coworkers joined him.
Speaker 10: One of his female coworkers tagged him in a picture
Speaker 10: they took and I saw it before he got home.
Speaker 10: I asked him about the photo and he started giggling.
Speaker 10: He was no longer trustworthy in my eyes. So I
Speaker 10: devised a plan to try to meet these new female
Speaker 10: coworkers of his. I told him I wanted him to
Speaker 10: take me to the same restaurant he took the women to,
Speaker 10: and he said cool.
Speaker 1: We went the next day after work and we ordered
Speaker 1: our food.
Speaker 10: His female coworker that was in the picture walked in
Speaker 10: and came over to us. She said she knew that
Speaker 10: she would find him there, and he started giggling like
Speaker 10: a fool. She was talking about the rainy weather and
Speaker 10: my husband was giggling. She asked what I ordered, and
Speaker 10: my husband giggled. He was giggling so hard that he
Speaker 10: spilled beer down his shirt. I want to know what's
Speaker 10: so funny. Is is this a silly crush or was
Speaker 10: it a nervous giggle? Because he's hiding something. Why was
Speaker 10: my husband giggling so darn much? I don't know why
Speaker 10: any grown men giggles like this. I don't know any
Speaker 10: grown men who giggle, so I don't know why he
Speaker 10: giggles so much. I mean, this letter's kind of frustrating
Speaker 10: because giggling is usually something teenage girls.
Speaker 5: Do you know?
Speaker 1: You asked if it was a nervous giggle because he's
Speaker 1: hiding something. But what could he be hiding? You saw
Speaker 1: the picture he took with his coworker. He didn't object.
Speaker 10: When you asked him to take you to the same restaurant,
Speaker 10: he said cool and took you there. The next day,
Speaker 10: his coworker came over to you, guys and said she
Speaker 10: knew he would be there.
Speaker 1: No hiding there.
Speaker 10: I know you didn't like it, but the advice his
Speaker 10: father gave wasn't bad advice. Men do they do stuff
Speaker 10: without their wives all the time. You don't like the
Speaker 10: fact that he did something without you. I think that's
Speaker 10: the issue, and you're blaming it on his dad because
Speaker 10: because before his dad told him that, you said you
Speaker 10: guys were inseparable, your husband didn't tell you. He left
Speaker 10: work early, got a haircut, and went to a restaurant,
Speaker 10: he told you when he got home. Now you see
Speaker 10: that he enjoys going out on his own sometimes without you.
Speaker 10: You question him about it, and he obviously doesn't know
Speaker 10: what to say, so he just starts giggling. Like I said,
Speaker 10: I don't know any grown men or women for that matter,
Speaker 10: who giggle.
Speaker 1: But I do know plenty of them men and.
Speaker 10: Women who do things without their spouses, and there's nothing
Speaker 10: wrong with that, unless, of course, they're cheating or something,
Speaker 10: and I don't think that's the case here. He needs
Speaker 10: to grow up, your husband, because the giggling from your
Speaker 10: adult husband is not an answer.
Speaker 1: It's just stupid. It just needs to stop. Just learn
Speaker 1: how to talk. Steve imd Akay, you know.
Speaker 6: What seems to be a perfectly good marriage. According to
Speaker 6: this letter, it's suspicious because he laughed.
Speaker 3: Ah be.
Speaker 4: Oh lord, let's review this right here. You and your
Speaker 4: husband beginning together eleven years. We are inseparable.
Speaker 13: Its separable, that's what you are to me, saproble.
Speaker 4: You bring out the man and.
Speaker 5: Uh.
Speaker 6: We still go on dates. We still enjoy being freaky
Speaker 6: together in the bedroom. We share Facebook pages, friends of
Speaker 6: my friends, vice versa. His parents been married for thirty
Speaker 6: five years, and his dad thinks he has all the
Speaker 6: best marriage advice. He recently told my husband he should
Speaker 6: have some things that he enjoys doing without me, And
Speaker 6: I'll tell you something that's good ass marital advice, because
Speaker 6: everybody needs some meantime. You cannot be so attached at
Speaker 6: the hip that you can't function unless you have the hip.
Speaker 6: You ain't a baby, you ain't a kangaroo. You got
Speaker 6: to get out the pouch. You got to be able
Speaker 6: to hop on your own. I think that vice was solid.
Speaker 6: Right after that, your husband left work early, got a haircut,
Speaker 6: went to a restaurant for drinks with cowork He would
Speaker 6: never do that without telling me first.
Speaker 4: But I gotta tell you I'm getting a haircut.
Speaker 6: What wait a minute, hold up, I got to call
Speaker 6: my wife and tell my wife I'm getting a haircut.
Speaker 11: Uh.
Speaker 6: It seems to me like you are a bit control
Speaker 6: who excuse me, a bit control?
Speaker 1: Make a plan for the FAA.
Speaker 6: Controlling because he would never do that without telling me first.
Speaker 6: When he admitted to doing it after he got home,
Speaker 6: he said three of his coworkers join it. When he
Speaker 6: told you that after he got home, he wasn't even
Speaker 6: hiding that, and one of his female co workers tagged
Speaker 6: him in the picture.
Speaker 4: And they took it. I saw it before he got home. Okay.
Speaker 6: I asked him about the photo, and he started giggling
Speaker 6: right there. When we come back, we're gonna do a reenactment.
Speaker 4: All right, wow? And why he giggled?
Speaker 1: All right, we'll have part too.
Speaker 10: Steve's response coming up at twenty three minutes after the hour,
Speaker 10: subject why does he keep giggling?
Speaker 1: We'll get back into it right after this.
Speaker 10: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, come on, Steve,
Speaker 10: let's recap today's strawberry letter. The subject is why does
Speaker 10: he keep giggling?
Speaker 6: This woman right here has what she considers a perfectly
Speaker 6: fine marriage to have been married eleven years. They're totally acceptable.
Speaker 6: They do everything together. They still go out on dates.
Speaker 6: They still freaky in the bedroom. They got Facebook page,
Speaker 6: his friends, they share friends. His friends is her friends,
Speaker 6: is her friends, it's his friends, vice versa. His daddy
Speaker 6: and mama been married for thirty five years. He thinks
Speaker 6: he got the best marital advice. He told his son,
Speaker 6: you need to find something that you enjoy doing alone,
Speaker 6: which is great marathad advice. Absence makes the heart grow fond.
Speaker 6: It's always good to have some me time. You should
Speaker 6: go somewhere with just the fellas or something like that.
Speaker 6: You know, and so you gotta have that or most
Speaker 6: men need that, most women need some girl time. Just
Speaker 6: go out with your girls so y'all could talk like
Speaker 6: y'all want to talk.
Speaker 4: You know that's not right.
Speaker 6: Well, anyway, after that, he went there one day after work,
Speaker 6: your husband left work early, got a haircut and went
Speaker 6: to a restaurant for drinks with his coworkers.
Speaker 4: He would never do that without telling me first.
Speaker 6: Now you think your husband got to stop and tell
Speaker 6: you that he get a haircut, and see something wrong
Speaker 6: with this picture right here. That sounds a little bit
Speaker 6: controlling to me. You're gonna just go somewhere and get
Speaker 6: a haircut, and you didn't tell me he would never
Speaker 6: do that first. Well, well he did it, damn. But
Speaker 6: then he went to a restaurant for drinks with some coworkers.
Speaker 6: He would never do that without telling me first. When
Speaker 6: he admitted to doing it, after he got home, he
Speaker 6: got home, he say, hey, baby, I went to the restaurant,
Speaker 6: had some drinks with some coworkers.
Speaker 4: He said. Three of his coworkers joined him there.
Speaker 6: One of his female co workers tagged him in the
Speaker 6: picture and they took and I saw it before he
Speaker 6: got home, So you already knew this information. He came
Speaker 6: in and said it anyway. The man wasn't lying. I
Speaker 6: asked him about the photo, and he started gigging. He
Speaker 6: was no longer trustworthy in my eyes. So I devised
Speaker 6: a plan to try to meet these new female coworkers
Speaker 6: of his. Oh see you too much? He way, Yeah,
Speaker 6: he gonna end up leaving you as I'm just see
Speaker 6: that coming right now. I'm just gonna put that out there. Hold,
Speaker 6: I got die from the five. The plan to try
Speaker 6: to meet these court I told him I wanted to
Speaker 6: take me to the same restaurant he took the women
Speaker 6: to him.
Speaker 4: He said cool.
Speaker 6: We went the next day after work, and after we
Speaker 6: ordered our food, his female coworker that was in the
Speaker 6: picture walked in and came over to us. She said
Speaker 6: she knew that she would find him there, and he
Speaker 6: started giggling like a food. She was talking about the
Speaker 6: rainy weather. My husband was giggling. She asked what I ordered?
Speaker 6: My husband giggle? He was giggling, so hard it spilled
Speaker 6: being down his shirt. I want to know what it's
Speaker 6: so funny? Is this a silly crush or was it
Speaker 6: a nervous giggle behind because he's hiding something. Either way,
Speaker 6: the way you just phrased it, it's no good answer.
Speaker 6: Something's wrong. The way you phrase it, you said, it's
Speaker 6: this a silly crush that ain't good for your husband
Speaker 6: to have a crush on a female cowork all. Was
Speaker 6: it a nervous giggle because he hiding something that ain't good,
Speaker 6: because now you're saying he cheating. Either way, was my
Speaker 6: husband giggling? Why was my husband giggling something? I'll tell
Speaker 6: you why, But let's do a reenact. You're gonna be
Speaker 6: the lady in the left, and I want you to
Speaker 6: question me when I come home about this picture, about
Speaker 6: these strength, about this woman, everything, and I'm gonna show
Speaker 6: you what happened.
Speaker 4: When he was go ahead, he was coming to the house.
Speaker 4: Hey baby, I went out to the restaurant.
Speaker 1: I got this picture on Facebook with.
Speaker 6: Yeah I know and yeah, well I don't want. I
Speaker 6: went on a restaurant with coworkers. We had some draining.
Speaker 1: Why didn't you call me and let me know that
Speaker 1: you were going. You know, maybe I wanted to go,
Speaker 1: you wanted to go? Yeah, why don't you let me know?
Speaker 4: Let you know?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Who are these female coworkers? I want to hate them.
Speaker 4: Oh, they just worked out. You can meet them if
Speaker 4: you want to.
Speaker 1: Where's this restaurant? I want to go tomorrow.
Speaker 4: Okay, we can go tomorrow. The problem. So we go
Speaker 4: on to the restaurant.
Speaker 6: Uh huh, and in walks the female who was posted
Speaker 6: the picture, and she walked right over to us.
Speaker 1: And saying, go ahead, what kind of what did you order?
Speaker 1: What is that that you ordered?
Speaker 4: Baby? This is my coworker right here.
Speaker 1: H Hello, who is this? Who is this?
Speaker 3: Honey?
Speaker 1: Is this one of the This is my coworker? Why
Speaker 1: are you giggling? Watch your beer? Want your beer?
Speaker 4: You don't worry about that, baby always Well, I'll be
Speaker 4: wasting this stuff.
Speaker 1: How long have you guys worked together?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 4: About hello? Hello, Ben?
Speaker 8: Hello you.
Speaker 4: About three years? Three years?
Speaker 1: What is It's so funny? It's just a normal question.
Speaker 4: You funny when you ask how long she's been here?
Speaker 4: And I said three? I will because there's three of
Speaker 4: us here.
Speaker 1: It sounds sounds like you're hiding something. Sounds like she
Speaker 1: right here?
Speaker 4: Why am I she right here? Right here?
Speaker 1: Well?
Speaker 4: You see, look out fine, you don't.
Speaker 1: Giggle that much at home? Why are you giggling so much?
Speaker 4: You ain't funny like she is. You ain't funny like
Speaker 4: she is.
Speaker 1: So you come here every day after work?
Speaker 3: Is that it?
Speaker 5: That one time?
Speaker 6: We probably be back next week because you know, my
Speaker 6: daddy told me I need to start doing something by myself.
Speaker 6: So I'm sitting up in here by myself.
Speaker 4: Yes, a lot of fun.
Speaker 10: I'm gonna find out what all this giggling is about
Speaker 10: when we get home in the meantime. That's kind of
Speaker 10: how it went down, right. Post your comments on today's
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Speaker 10: Junior with Sports Talk right after this you're listening Hardy
Speaker 10: Morning Show.
Speaker 1: It is time now for Junior and Sports Talk. Junior.
Speaker 7: What you got pippin recap? See how we did?
Speaker 4: Yeah, let me get myself together?
Speaker 6: And it was on Junior.
Speaker 7: It was out this up, ladies, was up?
Speaker 1: I'm right that was up. Going to junior.
Speaker 7: Maybe let me see how I did well?
Speaker 9: First of all the grads legend because the Browns stopped
Speaker 9: the Tights.
Speaker 7: Mad twenty seven to three.
Speaker 6: I told Joe Hea it show well, listen to me,
Speaker 6: I see pro god yeah you.
Speaker 7: Hey, Pippot the Dolphins?
Speaker 9: Man, what happened to the broth of the Dolphins hung
Speaker 9: seventy points like that?
Speaker 7: Holley yay man?
Speaker 4: Seveney? You ain't go on no pros no seventy damn
Speaker 4: proNT hey?
Speaker 11: Man?
Speaker 5: What what what is it?
Speaker 7: Russell Wilson Manning?
Speaker 3: Is it not?
Speaker 1: Ain't awfo?
Speaker 7: He had twenty some print.
Speaker 6: If your Steve Fens letting the other teams so seventy
Speaker 6: you can't win what you're supposed to do sto seventy one.
Speaker 4: One.
Speaker 9: Come on, Pippy, give us some credit pipping the Texas
Speaker 9: beat the Jaguars thirty seven.
Speaker 4: Man, congratulations on the win. You know I picked y'all?
Speaker 6: Yeah, change my mind?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I should have stuck with your congratulations?
Speaker 7: Man, Will you be picking us again?
Speaker 4: Pippy? I don't depend on who y'all'll play.
Speaker 9: That's that's gonna be a no time, all here we go. Man,
Speaker 9: the Seahawks over the Panthers. Thirty seven is twenty seven?
Speaker 4: Did I pick that one?
Speaker 1: You picked the Panthers?
Speaker 7: Here gonnnother pipple gonna hurt little bit? The Cardinals man
Speaker 7: beat the Cowboys twenty eight to seventeen.
Speaker 4: That didn't really hurt me. Yes, Pippy, what happened?
Speaker 6: I told you I feel about the Cowboys. I'm getting
Speaker 6: Steve on this one right in talking. You don't like
Speaker 6: the Cowboys, So I don't like the Cowboys, and I
Speaker 6: don't know if you know what. I'm into the game, Pippy.
Speaker 6: What happened to Dark Prinscott Man?
Speaker 7: I don't know him that.
Speaker 6: I don't know what's wrong with that. That got in
Speaker 6: money and just decided he wasn't gonna he wasn't gonna
Speaker 6: get hurt.
Speaker 4: He need to take a sack or something.
Speaker 7: You gonna, Pippy, he gonna know for you.
Speaker 8: Man.
Speaker 7: Sheeps Man forty one to ten over the Bass.
Speaker 5: I picked that.
Speaker 9: You picked that up up saying, hey man, the Patriots
Speaker 9: beat the Jets fifteen to ten.
Speaker 7: You picked the Jets, pipping, I picked the Jets.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, the last time I do that. Zach Wilson. Man,
Speaker 4: he can't even play dead in the horror movie. That's
Speaker 4: what Shardon Shop said.
Speaker 9: Man, if we go hurt pivot the Saints Man lost
Speaker 9: to the package eighteen, so good.
Speaker 7: We'll get that to it next week.
Speaker 10: Yes, all right, thank you Junior, Thank you, Pimpin coming
Speaker 10: up at the top of the hour, father needs some
Speaker 10: social media advice because his son's pranks Tommy are going
Speaker 10: to get his butt kicked.
Speaker 1: We'll talk about it right after this.
Speaker 10: You're listening Harvey Morning Show. All right, Steve so Brandon
Speaker 10: on Steve Harvey FM.
Speaker 1: Wrights.
Speaker 10: It appears that my son's life ambition has become being
Speaker 10: a social media prankster. He spends days thinking of pranks
Speaker 10: that he then posts online. Recently, I found a document
Speaker 10: on his computer that detailed many that were possibly illegal
Speaker 10: but one hundred percent likely to get his butt kicked
Speaker 10: by someone. I've given him warnings and a stress what
Speaker 10: a bad idea these things were, but he's not listening.
Speaker 10: After talking it over with his mom, I'm convinced the
Speaker 10: only meaningful impact will come from when he screws up
Speaker 10: so badly that he has to pay some kind of
Speaker 10: price for it.
Speaker 1: She thinks I need to step in more.
Speaker 10: I think he'll keep doing what he wants until he
Speaker 10: learns the hard way that there are consequences. I mean,
Speaker 10: I can only warn him so many times. Help me out,
Speaker 10: Uncle and nephew.
Speaker 4: King of Pranks, I ain't even gonna touch. Just go ahead, listen.
Speaker 11: In order to be a great pranks, you're gonna have
Speaker 11: to get your ass with a couple of times. There's
Speaker 11: some things you're gonna do. What it's some things you go.
Speaker 6: You're gonna cross the land, You're gonna go too far.
Speaker 6: It's gonna happen.
Speaker 8: You know.
Speaker 11: All you have to do is just wait on it.
Speaker 11: Your son is gonna get his ass who it's gonna happen.
Speaker 11: He keep putting them pranks out there, he keep messing
Speaker 11: with somebody. I promise you he don't. I've had about
Speaker 11: thirteen ass with behind these pranks. And in order to
Speaker 11: be the King of pranks, you gonna have to get
Speaker 11: these ass for all right. So I just I wish
Speaker 11: your son well. He wants to keep striding to be
Speaker 11: for perfection, to be the great pranks. To go right ahead,
Speaker 11: go right ahead, but please let your son know it's
Speaker 11: gonna be some consequences. He gonna get his behind toe out,
Speaker 11: it's gonna happen, all right. That is that's that's from
Speaker 11: the King of Pranks.
Speaker 1: Right Is that comforting to the dad and the monk? Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's it.
Speaker 4: It's just solid grown man advice. You got to know that.
Speaker 11: Now you can whoop it's behind and somebody else. Go
Speaker 11: me Ricky spyde all over the head. I asked behind
Speaker 11: these pranks.
Speaker 4: The same thing.
Speaker 6: Go would becoming one of the top flight Comedians're gonna
Speaker 6: have to get your ass whooped so much. Really, I
Speaker 6: got masshooped on playground one time. That's when I knew.
Speaker 6: You knew what You can go too far?
Speaker 4: You go too far. You gotta know the line, you know.
Speaker 4: That's how you learn.
Speaker 1: You don't know it on this show, yet you don't
Speaker 1: know it on this Still dance on that line.
Speaker 11: Cross Oh yeah, all right, Okay, keep pranking, baby, don't stop.
Speaker 10: I think we have time for one more. This one's
Speaker 10: from Tamika on Facebook. Tamika says, my boyfriend and I
Speaker 10: have been dating for about six months. When I got
Speaker 10: a job halfway across the country, he helped me move
Speaker 10: and he's been visiting about once a month for a
Speaker 10: couple of days, but I feel like we're slipping apart.
Speaker 10: I really love him, and we talk about getting married
Speaker 10: one day, but I don't want this distance between us
Speaker 10: to cause us to fall out of love. How can
Speaker 10: I keep our romance alive while we live so far
Speaker 10: away from each other?
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 6: You know, FaceTime, You know that's your answer. Yeah, y'all's
Speaker 6: FaceTime gonna have to be a little bit different. How
Speaker 6: so I strongly suggest you use WhatsApp. They have a
Speaker 6: much more harder porthole to us portal to invade hall
Speaker 6: and you have to keep all your stuff out the clouds, y'all.
Speaker 6: Y'all s FaceTime gonna have to pick up the pace.
Speaker 6: All that giggling and laughing on FaceTime, y'all gonn have
Speaker 6: to do something that's I don't know what they're gonna do,
Speaker 6: but you got to do something about this distance. Y'all
Speaker 6: got technology?
Speaker 1: What about him? You know, considering moving there where she
Speaker 1: is changing jobs or something? What about that? Nobody I
Speaker 1: get married for that?
Speaker 11: Uh?
Speaker 4: Move for girlfriend and boyfriends. I don't move my job. Yeah,
Speaker 4: get married, you can get married.
Speaker 6: I'll go out to move at Atlanta, out of move
Speaker 6: to l A l A, yeah, I do the Florida
Speaker 6: for work.
Speaker 10: Uh huh.
Speaker 4: I follow the money, not the heart.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, now that's good advice.
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Speaker 1: Right after this, you're.
Speaker 10: Listening hard morning show, and it's time now for a
Speaker 10: round of would you rather? Would you rather have another
Speaker 10: ten years with your partner? Or one night stand with
Speaker 10: your celebrity crush?
Speaker 4: Wow?
Speaker 6: Okay my partner for yeah it, I ain't got ten
Speaker 6: I ain't got no celebrity crush.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well I do I have? If I and if
Speaker 4: I did you think my dumb ass would say it.
Speaker 1: Hell, I want to.
Speaker 7: One night staying with me alone. So now I want
Speaker 7: my partner for ten years.
Speaker 1: Look me at my get me alone for one night.
Speaker 7: Have you seen my wife?
Speaker 8: Yes?
Speaker 5: He did.
Speaker 1: You're learning, junior.
Speaker 4: Okay, I'll take the ten years.
Speaker 10: Okay, we're really convinced by the way answer.
Speaker 11: Tell Hallie that I got to take the ten years.
Speaker 11: I mean, I mean you know it's it's gonna be
Speaker 11: difficult to go ahead.
Speaker 4: Are you saying, Halle Berry, Hally damn beery you damn.
Speaker 11: All right?
Speaker 10: Would you would you rather let your wife sleep with
Speaker 10: your best friend? Or would you sleep would you rather
Speaker 10: sleep with your spouse's best friend.
Speaker 4: Let's clear this up right now, just five opportunities for
Speaker 4: me to jump in here. My wife ain't sleeping with
Speaker 4: no damn bite Okay, nowhere. I don't give a damn
Speaker 4: what you heard? What you think? What's being said?
Speaker 3: Harvey?
Speaker 6: Blick, Harvey, baby boy, y'all y'all must don't know me.
Speaker 6: Youngest of what, youngest of five out of worst West Virginia.
Speaker 6: Holler number nine. I ain't sleeping with no damn body friend,
Speaker 6: nothing else.
Speaker 4: Man, it's a good time to clean this up. Playing man.
Speaker 6: Please, I'm telling you right now, there's no way I'm
Speaker 6: not apprehended by now.
Speaker 4: It's just no way.
Speaker 6: Okay.
Speaker 4: I mean I'm in custody somewhere.
Speaker 1: Okay, clear you feel about it.
Speaker 4: It ain't even that's not even doa for you're sitting
Speaker 4: up in here, man, you know who the hell I am? No, man,
Speaker 4: I guess it's close by. I'm just letting you know,
Speaker 4: not what I guess.
Speaker 11: We're gonna do their best friend, the group speak for
Speaker 11: all the men were going, you gotta do your best friend.
Speaker 11: We're doing a wood you rather, but we got he
Speaker 11: tell me why I want your best friends?
Speaker 1: Because it's wood you rather.
Speaker 7: Okay, I'm not sitting with my wife bes because y'all
Speaker 7: ain't seen them. I care that pretty much.
Speaker 8: Good?
Speaker 1: Right there, that's today's rounding. Would you rather?
Speaker 10: Coming up in forty nine minutes after the hour, our
Speaker 10: last break of the day, and we'll close out the
Speaker 10: show with the one and only Steve Harvey right after this.
Speaker 1: You're listening Harvey Morning Show. All right, guys, it is
Speaker 1: time now for our last break.
Speaker 4: Of the day. Sureley, let me jump in here. I
Speaker 4: want to.
Speaker 6: Thank everybody who has been going to Walmart picking up
Speaker 6: to Elevate You product is going really really well, Thank
Speaker 6: you all so much. It has the stick packs at
Speaker 6: Walmart and the gummies are at Walmart. Just selling really
Speaker 6: really well. Thank you all for your support on that.
Speaker 6: Go get you some Elevate you if you want to
Speaker 6: change how you feel your energy level. You're digesting things
Speaker 6: like that, and it tastes good. It's a green drink
Speaker 6: that tastes good. So that's going great at all Walmart stores.
Speaker 6: Can't go Walmart, go to Walmart dot com. Yes, sir,
Speaker 6: Tommy can help you, so big dog. I get a
Speaker 6: call yesterday.
Speaker 8: You know.
Speaker 4: Uh, this guy's name is Rudy. Rudy Brown.
Speaker 6: He out of New Orleans is uh. He used to
Speaker 6: day Jackie's mom bef she passed away. He give me
Speaker 6: a call.
Speaker 11: Hey, man, I really wanted to get down with Steve
Speaker 11: Hobby on that elevate you man. I really now they
Speaker 11: got they ive seen to Elevate you, But I want
Speaker 11: you to tell Steve I've seen another thing say elevate
Speaker 11: and I think they're trying to do something with Steve stuff.
Speaker 11: See they're trying to use part of his name, so
Speaker 11: I don't know if elevated his or elevate you. I said,
Speaker 11: you know what's elevating you? Well, somebody got something to
Speaker 11: say elevate and we need we need to get on
Speaker 11: they ass. So Steve need to find out who they need.
Speaker 11: I know, here's it, elevate you. Here's the whole thing
Speaker 11: is elevate you. I don't know what elevate is by itself. Yeah,
Speaker 11: tell his old ass not to worry about that. Elevate.
Speaker 6: You know, they got elevate toys, they got elevate shuns.
Speaker 6: They put that on mountains, they got they got different
Speaker 6: elevations for stuff. Just don't don't worry about that. And
Speaker 6: I know he old because he dated your wife's mama
Speaker 6: till old ass, Rudy, Rudy. He probably read it wrong,
Speaker 6: and so don't worry about that. Also, just letting you know.
Speaker 6: I hit the road this weekend in Highland, California after
Speaker 6: yeah Yamaha, Yama what is it the Yama for casino?
Speaker 6: Uh sole Out, And then next night I'll be in Durant,
Speaker 6: Oklahoma at the Chalk Top Casino sol Out.
Speaker 4: I don't know what to tell you. Yeah, it's just
Speaker 4: what I do.
Speaker 6: So it's gonna be a great motivational tool. If you
Speaker 6: can call and ask for standing room tickets if you
Speaker 6: want to, or you can.
Speaker 4: Call and ask for you know, see me going through
Speaker 4: the casino. You know, be over there somewhere by the
Speaker 4: dice table. I will be over there. Adventures.
Speaker 6: Don't bother me when I'm gambling, though, because we will
Speaker 6: be trying to hit them over their head. And so
Speaker 6: that's what's going on this weekend. And everything is looking
Speaker 6: good man. Any other questions, any other emails, anything we
Speaker 6: didn't get to something you might want to ask me
Speaker 6: a question about anybody anything. Yes, No, I didn't poll
Speaker 6: plunge yet. I'm gonna do it after the show, after
Speaker 6: the show. No, it's not pleasant. I don't can when
Speaker 6: you do it, it's getting in it. It's the same
Speaker 6: difficulty today was. Today will be number one. I'm in
Speaker 6: the one sixties. I'll ask my sister. They keep track
Speaker 6: of it, but they'll be number one sixty five.
Speaker 4: The cold run is.
Speaker 6: It's amazing for exhilaration, inflammation in the body, or calorie burned.
Speaker 6: You cannot burn calibies the way you can and when
Speaker 6: your cold plunged because your body has to heat itself
Speaker 6: up while you're in the water and when you get out,
Speaker 6: and the only way to heat your body, your body
Speaker 6: has to burn brown fat to produce heat. And so
Speaker 6: it has reduced my body fat considerably, uh, which gives
Speaker 6: me an opportunity to now inform you all that I'm
Speaker 6: not the big, fat, wheezing or bastard that I have
Speaker 6: been in the past walking up steps behind to your house.
Speaker 3: You didn't know.
Speaker 4: No, I didn't know. I didn't know.
Speaker 7: I didn't know how your fat ass don't know.
Speaker 11: I don't know.
Speaker 6: I didn't even know how fat. I found out a
Speaker 6: lot of stuff. I'm fat, and I'm wheezing, I'm out
Speaker 6: of steak.
Speaker 1: Well, the good thing is that you found out and
Speaker 1: now you're doing something about it.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 4: See, look at God. God works in mysterious you know.
Speaker 4: He sends people, uh, you know, closest to you, you know,
Speaker 4: you know, and things like that. So I found that out.
Speaker 4: So I have That's what it does. The cold plunge. Uh,
Speaker 4: it's an amazing things.
Speaker 6: Now.
Speaker 4: Do I recommend it for everybody?
Speaker 6: Absolutely not, because the average person when you tell them
Speaker 6: you cold plunge, first thing they say, I don't like
Speaker 6: cold water. What't nobody do. Michael Phelps used to say
Speaker 6: the hardest thing for him was getting out of his
Speaker 6: bed and go jumping into a cold pool of water.
Speaker 6: But that water is in the seventy degrees eighty degrees.
Speaker 6: My water temperature is forty eight to fifty. Man, it's very,
Speaker 6: very cold.
Speaker 1: It's a big difference.
Speaker 6: And I got a new cold plunge pool by it's
Speaker 6: by Renewed renew Therapy r E in You Therapy renew
Speaker 6: Therapy Cold plunge pool. I got it from a boy, Corey.
Speaker 6: He turned me on to it, and so I bought
Speaker 6: one and put it in my house. I'm gonna put
Speaker 6: a picture of it though, for y'all to see it.
Speaker 4: The new therapy. But they have other model that you don't.
Speaker 4: Oh no, absolutely no, there they have much cheaper bottle much.
Speaker 12: Oh you could use your regular bathtub. You can use
Speaker 12: a bath Diddy on social media he had ice in
Speaker 12: the bathroom.
Speaker 4: He sighs.
Speaker 6: I'm gonna just let out tell you that. Why are
Speaker 6: you saying that, I'm sick of him coming over here
Speaker 6: talking about my water thirty two degrees?
Speaker 4: Excuse me?
Speaker 6: That would be ice? Yeah, no, no, no, no, the
Speaker 6: hell are you in thirty two degree water. That's ice, sir.
Speaker 6: I'm gonna stop this right now. Stays and gentlemen, Uh,
Speaker 6: have a great day to day. Spend some time talking
Speaker 6: to God. Spend some time beers rapful Okay, y'all have
Speaker 6: a good will.
Speaker 4: See y'all the morth.
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