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Speaker 8: Uh huh, I sure will. Good morning everybody. You're listening
Speaker 8: to the voice, come on, dig me now. One and
Speaker 8: only Steve Harvey got a radio show. I was talking
Speaker 8: with my wife and she said something her father always
Speaker 8: used to tell her, just because you can do something
Speaker 8: don't mean you should do it. I can't tell you
Speaker 8: how many times I've had to learn that in my life.
Speaker 8: You know, just because you can do something does not
Speaker 8: necessarily mean you should do it. I could tell people
Speaker 8: off oftentimes, but it don't mean I should do it.
Speaker 8: I could go here and set the record straight a
Speaker 8: lot of times, but it don't mean I should do it. Well,
Speaker 8: I've learned a lot in that lesson, folks, And because
Speaker 8: I have a relationship with my creator, what it's done
Speaker 8: is it's allowed me to learn even more how to
Speaker 8: stay still on a lot of issues that's troubling me.
Speaker 8: I've learned it the hard way. I do want you
Speaker 8: to understand that that sometimes it's better to be still.
Speaker 8: Sometimes it's better to just let God handle the situation now.
Speaker 8: And I know it's hard to say because we think
Speaker 8: as people, but if I do this, I would feel better.
Speaker 1: If I do this now, they'll feel how I feel. See.
Speaker 8: But that's not always the best way though. I found
Speaker 8: in my life. Sometimes you gotta like old people used
Speaker 8: to say, you gotta let go and let God. I'm
Speaker 8: gonna tell you something, man, I learned a lot from
Speaker 8: my mother being a Sunday school teacher.
Speaker 1: But you know, at the.
Speaker 8: Same time, when she was when I was young, I
Speaker 8: thought she was just an old person just talking to me.
Speaker 1: I didn't get it.
Speaker 8: You know how your parents used to talk to you
Speaker 8: and you didn't get it, And they used to always say, well,
Speaker 8: wait till you have your own kids, you'll get it then,
Speaker 8: And sure enough you got it then. Well I'm the
Speaker 8: same way. I'm no different you know. I don't have
Speaker 8: no different life than you. You don't have no different
Speaker 8: upbringing in you. I don't have no different ways that
Speaker 8: I can live and you can't. You know, I gotta
Speaker 8: live by the same laws of the land that you
Speaker 8: gotta live by. I gotta obey the principles of success.
Speaker 8: If I want to be successful, I gotta bam. And
Speaker 8: you know, if I want to go to heaven, I
Speaker 8: gotta do what God tell me to do as many
Speaker 8: times as I can. Now, you ain't gonna get it
Speaker 8: all right, But he understand that, and I just get
Speaker 8: on with the best I can. But so many times, man,
Speaker 8: we get stuck right down, man, worrying about you know,
Speaker 8: how it's gonna come across and what you know, you know,
Speaker 8: kind of going around here because I'm trying to find
Speaker 8: a way to tell you this that you won't get twisted.
Speaker 8: The bottom line, you gotta let go and let God.
Speaker 8: You have to allow him to do it his way. See,
Speaker 8: I thought myself to a certain point, but to go further,
Speaker 8: I had to let God have it. I found out
Speaker 8: I wasn't all that good a driver. I found out
Speaker 8: I wouldn't all that good of a explore with a map.
Speaker 8: So I had to let go. I had to let God.
Speaker 8: And you gotta understand that God works in mysterious ways.
Speaker 8: How often had I thought it was over for me.
Speaker 8: But what God was doing was he was teaching me
Speaker 8: a lesson. He was showing me something that I needed
Speaker 8: to know. He was allowing me to experience some things.
Speaker 8: But he didn't let me go under. You know how
Speaker 8: they say, God and never put more on you than
Speaker 8: you can bear. He won't let you go under you know.
Speaker 8: It's like the scripture that Bishop Alma taught me when
Speaker 8: I was going through that traumatic thing on the internet. Man,
Speaker 8: it was really really man trying to destroy what I
Speaker 8: had worked for and my family and this new life
Speaker 8: that God had presented me. And the devil is busy.
Speaker 8: The devil don't like to see you happy. So here
Speaker 8: he comes. He puts you under attack, and he comes
Speaker 8: in and that and everything, and my kids are suffering.
Speaker 8: But you know, here comes God. Though see, God don't
Speaker 8: put more on you than you can bear. And Bishop
Speaker 8: Olma sent me a scripture, he sent me Isaiah forty
Speaker 8: three one and two. And then that scripture it says
Speaker 8: to the effect that you can walk through the water
Speaker 8: the rivers, and the water won't overcome you. But then
Speaker 8: it said you can walk through the fire and you
Speaker 8: will not get burned, nor will kindling set upon your clothing.
Speaker 8: I learned something very valuable that day. See, God sent
Speaker 8: me through something, but he was showing me something too.
Speaker 8: Now he didn't do it. God didn't bring that calamity
Speaker 8: into my life because in Isaiah fifty four seventeen it
Speaker 8: says clearly that if anyone comes against you, it will
Speaker 8: not be my doing. Now, this is what he promised
Speaker 8: you when people come for you, though, see, and this
Speaker 8: is what I learned. That's why I have no fear
Speaker 8: of the people coming anymore because I learned that. But
Speaker 8: God had to send me through a traumatic experience in
Speaker 8: order for me to learn that. You can't have a
Speaker 8: testimony without a test you know what I'm saying. You
Speaker 8: can't learn nothing without a lesson. So what he did
Speaker 8: was he allowed that internet thing come across crossed into
Speaker 8: my life, but he taught me something. And Isaiah forty
Speaker 8: three to one and two was and you could walk
Speaker 8: through the fire and not get burned, nor what kindling
Speaker 8: set upon your clothing. So what that said to me was,
Speaker 8: even though you trying to do me and it's fire
Speaker 8: all around me, I won't burn. But when it's over,
Speaker 8: kindling won't set upon your clothing. What that showed me
Speaker 8: was not only would I walk through the fire and
Speaker 8: not get burned, but there would be no signs that
Speaker 8: I was ever in the fire. There's no signs of it.
Speaker 8: But not hold up though. Now here go the part though,
Speaker 8: that I had to learn, even though you can walk
Speaker 8: through the fire, y'all, and even though you're being flames
Speaker 8: and scorching all around you, if you trust him, he
Speaker 8: ain't gonna let you burn.
Speaker 1: But now hear what he did not say. Though He
Speaker 1: did not say that.
Speaker 8: It was not going to be uncomfortably hot, wickedly hot
Speaker 8: in there.
Speaker 1: He ain't say that. He just said you won't.
Speaker 8: Burn, and when it's over, it won't be no signs
Speaker 8: that you was in the fire. See what happened to
Speaker 8: me was after they tried to destroy me, let me
Speaker 8: show you what God did for me. Not only did
Speaker 8: they not accomplish what they set out to do, but
Speaker 8: when they was through with me, though, when they was
Speaker 8: through throwing the gas and throwing the fire, and throwing
Speaker 8: the hate and writing it and lining and creating all
Speaker 8: these names for themselves so it could look like most
Speaker 8: people is hating, Well, they got.
Speaker 1: Through it all that man, look what he did to me.
Speaker 8: Look what he did, fummy, because he taught me something
Speaker 8: that day, and I'm sharing it with you because God
Speaker 8: will do the same thing for you. But you gotta
Speaker 8: trust him though. You got to get in there and
Speaker 8: you got to let him do it. You gotta let
Speaker 8: him handle it. So, just like Pop Bridge just taught
Speaker 8: my wife Marjorie, just because you can do something, don't
Speaker 8: mean y'all to do something. Yeah you could go down
Speaker 8: there and straighten them out, but should you though? Yeah,
Speaker 8: you can go down there and tell them all. Yeah,
Speaker 8: you can go down stand up and make sure they
Speaker 8: know it's your voice, that they hear it, and you
Speaker 8: can get in their face and make a scene.
Speaker 1: But should you though, or should you let go and
Speaker 1: let God?
Speaker 8: So before we run all out in the streets and
Speaker 8: somebody go out there and do something crazy, let's hold tight.
Speaker 9: Now.
Speaker 8: I'm not saying don't go out there, but you gotta
Speaker 8: watch who you go out there with. But you can
Speaker 8: go down there with peace in your heart. Somebody decided
Speaker 8: I'm gonna throw a brick through here and bust a window.
Speaker 8: Hold up, partner, hold up what we're down here doing.
Speaker 8: So see, sometimes man, you gotta let go, and you
Speaker 8: gotta let God. You gotta let God have situations sometimes
Speaker 8: and you get in there and do the things that
Speaker 8: He tell you to do. See bisch Oehman and taught
Speaker 8: me a lot. He had another book out and he said,
Speaker 8: you know, knowing God's voice or something like that. I'm
Speaker 8: not sure the title, but I never really knew the
Speaker 8: definition of how do you know it's God's voice talking
Speaker 8: to you? Well, he clearly made a statement. God's voice
Speaker 8: has no sining in it. Whenever you're talking about I'm
Speaker 8: gonna go, I'm gonna show him. I'm gonna get him back.
Speaker 8: If it's sining in it, God ain't in it.
Speaker 1: See that's you. Now. God's voice has no sining in it.
Speaker 8: So when you say God told me, be careful because
Speaker 8: God ain't never told you to go do nothing wrong.
Speaker 8: That ain't what he told you. And I learned that too.
Speaker 8: It's a lot. So I'm just sharing today. I hope
Speaker 8: it helps somebody today get through a difficult time because
Speaker 8: the show has helped me. Morning, ladies and gentlemen, let
Speaker 8: me have you undivided attention.
Speaker 1: Please. This is it.
Speaker 8: Another day, another blessing, another opportunity, another gift from God.
Speaker 8: You woke up this morning. You ought to be grateful
Speaker 8: for that. You know you do not have the ability
Speaker 8: to wake yourself.
Speaker 1: You just don't.
Speaker 8: I don't care if you set the alarm. When the
Speaker 8: alarm go off, it just go off. If God don't
Speaker 8: shake you and wake you, you don't get to hear it.
Speaker 1: Huh.
Speaker 8: All right, now, now that we got that out the way,
Speaker 8: let's get it on. Shirley Strawberry, Carla Farrell, Mississippi, Monica
Speaker 8: Junior government name, kill Space. We're changing his name to
Speaker 8: kill Awan, kill Awan.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be his.
Speaker 8: Yeah, his name is kir Lo Wan faces, but I
Speaker 8: want to change his name to kill a Wan, Ladies
Speaker 8: and gentlemen, without further ado, kill a war child, go
Speaker 8: crazy and the legend that is nephew Tommy Junior.
Speaker 1: What's going on on the day, man? Yeah, you want
Speaker 1: to know?
Speaker 10: So on my mind? Okay, want of those on my
Speaker 10: mind because according to you, ain't nothing up there on
Speaker 10: my mind. I ain't got no hair here, no hat,
Speaker 10: no nothing. And you know you have and it's no, no, no,
Speaker 10: no no no no hold on that hold up.
Speaker 1: I ain't saying you an't had on hair. No, I
Speaker 1: had on hair. Now you don't head on hair line?
Speaker 1: See see now see see.
Speaker 10: Now, I ain't got no hair but your fat wheezing ass.
Speaker 1: See now see now we got people. You're gonna call
Speaker 1: people out about what's wrong with them. Oh, now you're
Speaker 1: gonna drag Shirley in. I can't keep the whole thing.
Speaker 1: I didn't know I was fat wheezing ass. You know
Speaker 1: I heard was gone.
Speaker 8: You didn't know your hair was gone? No, well, hold on,
Speaker 8: hold on you we on a zoom call right now.
Speaker 8: Now look, keep that pose right there now without without
Speaker 8: looking down, show me where you think your hat right here?
Speaker 11: What it's right there?
Speaker 1: Boy? You got to be crazy? Why I got it?
Speaker 1: See it's right well, I'm just touching it right there.
Speaker 1: This looks hair that's haden.
Speaker 8: No, no, listen, look look look at me. Put me
Speaker 8: on the screen full putting them off screen. Yeah, let
Speaker 8: me shuch that this is forehead. This ain't hair all
Speaker 8: this is foreheaded.
Speaker 10: See see man, see man, that's why you're coming here. Man,
Speaker 10: and you kill my dream because if I want to
Speaker 10: hold my hair, what's wrong with that?
Speaker 8: You want to hold on your You can hold your hair.
Speaker 8: I keep telling you. It's your hairline. What it's going back?
Speaker 8: Your hairline right now is even with the strap on
Speaker 8: the top of your head set hmmmn you a.
Speaker 10: No no, because every morn I come in say, and
Speaker 10: I knew it when I when I don't wear.
Speaker 1: A hat, I know you're gonna say something. I needna
Speaker 1: get my hat.
Speaker 12: Well, could this be that you? He asked you for
Speaker 12: a hat a while back? You nip got the hat?
Speaker 12: Oh god, okay, okay, okay, Oh he won't but he
Speaker 12: got them. Okay, you don't had a hat. Look, you're
Speaker 12: gonna leave me out here. You ain't got the hat.
Speaker 8: Oh, so now you won't credit for giving me a
Speaker 8: hat a year and four months after I am or
Speaker 8: that's now you all praise in worship for finally giving
Speaker 8: me the damn hall I was on the summer right now.
Speaker 11: Okay, all right?
Speaker 13: Coming up in thirty two minutes after the hour, we'll
Speaker 13: hear from the nephew as he runs that prank back.
Speaker 8: Everybody got a problem on this show, Lord, hold ahead
Speaker 8: and weeds and that's all over.
Speaker 13: Yeah, you're listening, Morning show. It is time now for
Speaker 13: the nephew to run that prank back. What you got
Speaker 13: for its NEF this morning.
Speaker 12: This Morningtine. We need a I need a reference. I
Speaker 12: need a reference. You understand that getting ready to date somebody,
Speaker 12: you you want a reference, so you might as well
Speaker 12: call the person who was last connected with them. And
Speaker 12: in this case it was the husband. So call the
Speaker 12: ex husband and you know, you need a reference to
Speaker 12: the ex wife.
Speaker 1: I need a reference.
Speaker 8: Junion needs a starting point.
Speaker 12: We're still on the airline. Let's we zon in this thing.
Speaker 12: Ball hit it. I need a reference.
Speaker 1: Let's go cat Dom.
Speaker 14: Uh hello, yeah, I'm trying to I'm trying to read
Speaker 14: Scotty please, Yeah, yeah, what's up, hey, Scotty? How you doing? Man?
Speaker 14: I'm trying to actually get a uh a reference for
Speaker 14: for Monica. Monica. You're talking about Monica, my ex wife. Yeah,
Speaker 14: I'm trying to get a reference on her if possible.
Speaker 14: Oh okay, So what's he applying for jobs? He's trying
Speaker 14: to go to work now? Uh no, this reference is
Speaker 14: actually for like a relationship, a relationship that's a whole
Speaker 14: Hold up on, boy, wait a minute, relationship with you?
Speaker 14: You're talking about a job relationship? No, no, no, no,
Speaker 14: See what this here is is that I'm Finna actually
Speaker 14: start dating Monica on the regular, and I'm calling you
Speaker 14: for a reference to whoa whoa whoa whoa boy? Hold up?
Speaker 14: Wait mane, who.
Speaker 3: Did you say this is?
Speaker 14: And how'd you get mad up? My name Philip, Man,
Speaker 14: my name Philip. I got your number out of Monica
Speaker 14: phone check this. I feel you don't need to call
Speaker 14: me with whatever you and Monica got going on. Y'all
Speaker 14: need it gone to deal with that? No?
Speaker 3: No, no, no no, no, I got that.
Speaker 1: Brother.
Speaker 14: May y'all throw hear me out. What I'm trying to
Speaker 14: say is is that I figured if I get a
Speaker 14: reference and figure out what kind of person she is
Speaker 14: and get to get a you know, kind of get
Speaker 14: a background, so you can kind of tell me what
Speaker 14: kind of person, her good points, her bad qualities, the
Speaker 14: whole not see it might save me sometime from being
Speaker 14: in a long relationship if I know what to look for,
Speaker 14: what's good? One man say say, oh boy, oh boy,
Speaker 14: I know, I know I'm not listening to this. I
Speaker 14: was mad twelve years. Ain't nobody give me no reference?
Speaker 14: So don't call me asking for no like that. If
Speaker 14: you got none for Monicy, you and Monica need to
Speaker 14: forget my Okay, but hold on, hold on, bro. Like
Speaker 14: I say, man, I'm just trying to figure out. Hold up,
Speaker 14: I'm trying to figure out the good qualities and bad
Speaker 14: quite like, you know, do she want to cook?
Speaker 5: You know?
Speaker 14: Is she good in the bedroom? You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 14: I'm trying to know. I'm trying to just know what
Speaker 14: to look for, dog, That's all, man. I ain't trying
Speaker 14: to come to your main Look. Oh but I just
Speaker 14: can't believe calling enough about something. I don't have it
Speaker 14: no more. Only thing I have to deal with is
Speaker 14: my child, you know what I'm saying. And you most
Speaker 14: definitely don't need to be a rap out. Say, dude,
Speaker 14: I got to go okay, okay, okay, but can you
Speaker 14: give me a good reference?
Speaker 1: Owner?
Speaker 14: That's all I'm trying to get out.
Speaker 6: Man.
Speaker 14: The reference is don't die number ever again. And when
Speaker 14: I talked to Monica, me and her, But hey, you
Speaker 14: ain't gonna have to worry about the relationship with Monica,
Speaker 14: you know what I'm saying. Okay, Okay, okay, hold up, man,
Speaker 14: let me go break this to you. First of all,
Speaker 14: me and Bonica then dated for the last year, off
Speaker 14: and on we just finished get hold on, Hold up, dude,
Speaker 14: the last year. Me and this woman just got a
Speaker 14: divorced a few months ago.
Speaker 3: Oh so you that who must have messed up mine?
Speaker 14: Hold on?
Speaker 3: I ain't look look, I ain't called nothing. The reason why.
Speaker 14: Y'all broke up. I don't have nothing to do with that.
Speaker 14: Don't look here. Oh so you that slick? Say mate,
Speaker 14: why don't you slide you a little slick back under
Speaker 14: that rock that you slipped from Mondon? He ay, dog,
Speaker 14: I can slide right on back under the rock you
Speaker 14: talking about. But what I'm trying to ask you is
Speaker 14: this right here? Man?
Speaker 3: Hey dog?
Speaker 14: Can you just give her brother some references? Man, somebody
Speaker 14: can look out for some signs this year.
Speaker 3: Don't trick.
Speaker 14: Reference I'm gonna give you is when you don't have
Speaker 14: enough money when she wants that twelve hundred dollars bag,
Speaker 14: don't call me for that. When she needs some more
Speaker 14: money for this? Oh well, baby, I just gave you
Speaker 14: my check. What don't mean nothing? Or you pull up
Speaker 14: your finger account, ain't no money or not? That's the
Speaker 14: reference you need. Ain't so I need to hear from them,
Speaker 14: especially if you who was flying with my boy, why
Speaker 14: while we was married talking about married? Hold the reference here,
Speaker 14: I'm gonna find yup. I'm gonna call Monica and I'm
Speaker 14: gonna track down nig yes in your reference. Then yeah, yeah,
Speaker 14: I give you reference. Then face to face. Hey, dog,
Speaker 14: I ain't trying to have no altercation with you. Man,
Speaker 14: an boy, you must have been trying to have something
Speaker 14: you dialing my okay, dog, let me okay, one more question, man,
Speaker 14: and then I'm gonna be out your hair. I just
Speaker 14: like I said, I just wanted a few things and
Speaker 14: know some background on them. Man. You you out of questions?
Speaker 14: O boy, you out of questions? Okay, but this I
Speaker 14: just need to know this because I want everything. He man,
Speaker 14: I want everything to run smooth, dog. But I want
Speaker 14: us to have a good understanding. Do you have a
Speaker 14: problem man with your little girl calling me daddy?
Speaker 3: What did you just as you asked me about my
Speaker 3: gord it? He Hey, Hey, calm down, dude, I'm calming.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna pete. You asked about mine? This about mine? Hey,
Speaker 3: I'm just here you around town. I will come home.
Speaker 14: Boy. Look, I'm gonna find because you are bad. You
Speaker 14: missed the bad you down number not only you got that.
Speaker 14: But man, you're talking about time. I'm just asking, do
Speaker 14: you matter?
Speaker 3: She called me?
Speaker 14: Boy? Look here man at child that they cannot come
Speaker 14: at your mouth. You know what I'm saying. Say Man
Speaker 14: this man, don't I don't have time, but I'm gonna
Speaker 14: call that Monica and I'm gonna get your Yeah, I'm
Speaker 14: gonna get you. I'm out here.
Speaker 3: You wanna Why are you calling me back?
Speaker 14: Gott it? Scotty Gotty.
Speaker 3: I'm telling you, man, why are you out?
Speaker 5: You know?
Speaker 14: I just try to man you something, boy, you don't
Speaker 14: have nothing to tack on me home.
Speaker 3: I want to.
Speaker 14: Say, Scotty, look just listen to me, man, I want
Speaker 14: to say this. This his nephew tie me from the
Speaker 14: Steve Harby Morning Show. Your brother Brian got me the
Speaker 14: prank phone call you. Hey, man, it's who who is Scotty? Scotty?
Speaker 14: This is timy man nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey
Speaker 14: Morning Show. Your brother Brian got me the prank phone call?
Speaker 14: You say, man, Man, oh well, I'm about to go
Speaker 14: ballistic over here.
Speaker 5: Man.
Speaker 14: Hey, Brian got one coming though, man, Tommy, Oh boy, Brian, No,
Speaker 14: it's gonna be on in his world man, I'll go due.
Speaker 14: Brian got you, man, He got you good. Hey man.
Speaker 14: One more thing, man, What is the baddest and I
Speaker 14: mean the baddest radio show in the land?
Speaker 9: Man?
Speaker 14: A Steve Harvey Morning Show?
Speaker 13: All right, thank you that you you're listening. Steve Harvey
Speaker 13: Morning Show coming up at the top of the hour.
Speaker 13: In entertainment news, President Biden is being trolled for mispronouncing
Speaker 13: Ello Cool Jay's name and calling.
Speaker 11: Him boy over the weekend. We'll get into that, Fat Joe.
Speaker 1: Can you mispronounced hell Hill?
Speaker 11: You'll see, uh.
Speaker 13: Fat Joe met with former President Bill Clinton and made
Speaker 13: him an honorary member of the terror Squad. And the
Speaker 13: people want to know is Odell Beckham Junior dating Kim
Speaker 13: Kardashian for real. We'll talk about all of these stories
Speaker 13: at the top of the hour, but right now it
Speaker 13: is time to ask the CLO Chief Love Officer Steve Harvey.
Speaker 13: Chelsea and Miami says, I'm a fan of wearing all
Speaker 13: black and my husband told me I should buy brighter
Speaker 13: colors like our neighbor Pam wears. Why did he use
Speaker 13: Pam as an example? Is he checking for Pam?
Speaker 8: No, he ain't checking for Pam be coming out in
Speaker 8: the colors doing something.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, it is.
Speaker 8: I mean, you know, but y'all both getting out the
Speaker 8: cop in front of the house. Both y'all got macing driveway.
Speaker 8: You get out like you morning, she get out like
Speaker 8: it is morning. See the difference. One of y'all is
Speaker 8: morning and one of y'all look like is morning? Sunshine,
Speaker 8: blue sky. Yeah, that's what Paam looked like. And that's
Speaker 8: all he's saying. Now that the comparison. He's stupid for
Speaker 8: making the comparison. Now he dumb like a donob for that,
Speaker 8: all right.
Speaker 13: Moving on to a misty and Richmond, who says, I
Speaker 13: used my husband's car and it was a mess, so
Speaker 13: I got the hand vacuum and vacuum did I found
Speaker 13: a receipt for a bottle of champagne and a bottle
Speaker 13: of orange juice. Those items are for Mimosa's. He said
Speaker 13: it wasn't his receipt. Why is he lying to me?
Speaker 1: Why he got to be lying? You found a receipt
Speaker 1: in a messy car for champagne and orange. You you
Speaker 1: did see the champagne? Yeah, you ain't say nothing.
Speaker 8: Why is he lying to you about what his champagne
Speaker 8: and oranged you, So the receipt could come from anywhere.
Speaker 1: Fred to the car.
Speaker 11: Was that a good line? He said, it wasn't his receipt.
Speaker 8: Okay, so what let me okay, let's let's go over
Speaker 8: a couple of potential truths.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay.
Speaker 8: Number one, Yes, I bought some champagne and mimosas because
Speaker 8: one of the coworkers at the job likes it and
Speaker 8: was celebrating something, and so I stopped and bought the
Speaker 8: champagne and mimosas for the celebration at work.
Speaker 1: That a potential truth. Another potential truth.
Speaker 8: The girl I'm seeing on the side he liked campaign
Speaker 8: and mimosas, so.
Speaker 1: I bought her. Son.
Speaker 11: That is more accurate.
Speaker 1: Now we see all these potential truths.
Speaker 8: See all these potential truths could lead to something else.
Speaker 8: So now to remove yourself from any potential truth, com on.
Speaker 8: That ain't my damn receipt. I don't know where because
Speaker 8: you damn showed it. You ain't see no cork in
Speaker 8: the car?
Speaker 14: What?
Speaker 1: What?
Speaker 8: No sun kissed label in the car? None of that,
Speaker 8: None of that proper canne what none of that?
Speaker 1: Now you do? No, he can't drinking mosses. None at all.
Speaker 11: Bad.
Speaker 7: All right.
Speaker 8: As a matter of fact, at the brunch, you gonna
Speaker 8: say you want him, Amosa.
Speaker 1: What what is that?
Speaker 11: Baby?
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 13: Moving on to Chante in Brooklyn, Shante writes, my boyfriend
Speaker 13: delivers food and groceries in his spare time, and he
Speaker 13: brings home food that he didn't deliver, and I've eaten
Speaker 13: it with him not knowing he stole it from a customer.
Speaker 13: He said, everyone does it. Is this a red flag?
Speaker 13: Is he a bad person?
Speaker 14: Well?
Speaker 5: You ate it?
Speaker 11: She didn't know.
Speaker 1: You know how many people that do dash ain't got
Speaker 1: their order.
Speaker 14: Me?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 8: Yeah, he's saying, everybody do it.
Speaker 1: They going home.
Speaker 8: It's just trifling the way people are. You can't order
Speaker 8: nothing no more. That's I don't like all that. I've
Speaker 8: never I don't even know what.
Speaker 1: Door dash is. I just know of it.
Speaker 8: My kids use it all the time, but I don't.
Speaker 8: I ain't never used it. I ain't never used it.
Speaker 8: I didn't known her that. No, Well, surely you have me,
Speaker 8: but I do. Yeah, I'm not in that position out there.
Speaker 8: I'm not gonna starve together. I'll make peanut for the sandwich.
Speaker 8: I'll make a peanut butter sand before I called somebody
Speaker 8: to the house, and I'm not allowed to eat.
Speaker 1: Peanut butter anymore. Really, really, I haven't had peanut butter
Speaker 1: and minimal.
Speaker 8: This is day two hundred. I've had no peanut butter
Speaker 8: in over two hundred days.
Speaker 1: I've had no milk or cheese in two hundred days.
Speaker 15: Chi, Okay, look, I.
Speaker 1: Don't even miss it.
Speaker 8: I've only had a minimal amount of sugar. I've only
Speaker 8: had missed I had minimal amount of sugar. I've weaned
Speaker 8: myself off sugar. I no longer crave it like I used,
Speaker 8: which is one of the big things. Yeah, all right,
Speaker 8: sugar is just cancers, just wonderful.
Speaker 11: All right?
Speaker 1: Who we know who I ain't eating?
Speaker 8: No, damn, I'm talking a little sugar free up there, Tommy,
Speaker 8: sugar free. You ain't gotta worry about he now, don't.
Speaker 1: I ain't that gelato, but but you ain't supposed to.
Speaker 11: Because chronic disease and you don't want it.
Speaker 1: You could back on his sugar cut it at Okay,
Speaker 1: I'll get you, Okay, all.
Speaker 13: Right, last one Celo Kathy and Nashville says, I'm sixty years.
Speaker 11: Old and I'm dating a married man.
Speaker 13: I went my whole life without messing with anyone else's husband,
Speaker 13: but this man is special to me. He mentioned that
Speaker 13: he would leave his wife for me, But I like
Speaker 13: being the side chick.
Speaker 11: Can I tell him that?
Speaker 9: Hell?
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, you can tell him that.
Speaker 1: You can break that news to it this afternoon. Yeah,
Speaker 1: as soon as on the radio.
Speaker 11: And what's gonna happen what she tells, he.
Speaker 8: Gonna go what I just want. I just want to
Speaker 8: be your side ship. And I had such high hope
Speaker 8: for him.
Speaker 1: Well, okay, okay, it's how I.
Speaker 11: Just that's what you want, you know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I have to honor your wishes. You know.
Speaker 8: It's gonna hurt me, but I do just continue on
Speaker 8: usually Oh god, yeah, I don't want them.
Speaker 1: If you're comfortable with it, you know, Are you sure
Speaker 1: you like it? I love it? Day after Thanksgiving? You okay,
Speaker 1: now on the phone.
Speaker 8: While he's saying all this, you don't see him, but
Speaker 8: he river dancing. He's standing there working at out clogging
Speaker 8: and everything.
Speaker 13: Coming up next, thank you, Celo Entertainment News. Right after this,
Speaker 13: you're listening Hard morning show. Well, we know ll Cool
Speaker 13: J as a legend in the hip hop culture. We
Speaker 13: call him the goat, So we understand why so many
Speaker 13: people were shocked when President Biden butchered LL's name over
Speaker 13: the weekend at the Congressional Black Caucus's Phoenix Awards. Not
Speaker 13: only did the President get L Cooljay's name wrong, he
Speaker 13: called him boy and quickly corrected himself. President Biden was
Speaker 13: at the mic to honor LLL and MC light when
Speaker 13: he said, quote two of the greatest artists of our time,
Speaker 13: representing the groundbreaking legacy of hip hop in America.
Speaker 11: L L J cool J. By the way, that boy.
Speaker 13: That man's got bigger biceps than my thighs. The audience's
Speaker 13: reaction was mixed, and of course attendees quickly took to
Speaker 13: social media to comment on Biden's mishap. Most of the
Speaker 13: comments were of a lighthearted nature and blame the mishap
Speaker 13: on Biden's age, as they blame everything.
Speaker 9: Now.
Speaker 13: The funny part is at L L worked with Biden
Speaker 13: for the last for last year's National Christmas tree lighting ceremony.
Speaker 13: So you think maybe the President would remember his name
Speaker 13: or no, his name.
Speaker 1: Well, no, say what he said again?
Speaker 11: His name was what L L J cool J?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's not right, Yeah, except that L
Speaker 1: cool l J yeah, l l J cool j, l
Speaker 1: l J cool.
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, yeah that that that's pretty reasonable. Yeah you
Speaker 8: could do that, old ass people.
Speaker 11: Uh huh he he.
Speaker 8: Don't know one song, so yeah, you don't have a Yeah.
Speaker 8: So you know, I understand that that boys by Sep
Speaker 8: is bigger than Monk.
Speaker 1: That that that was fair too. That really wasn't nothing.
Speaker 1: It was harmless. I heard harmless.
Speaker 11: Yeah, it was harmless.
Speaker 13: But you know they blame everything on his age now
Speaker 13: and it is yeah.
Speaker 8: Yeah, he old, you know. But the choice we're gonna
Speaker 8: have is him or Trump again. I just cannot believe
Speaker 8: we are here again. I just I cannot. After all,
Speaker 8: this man is accused of doing and y'all can say
Speaker 8: y'all politicizing it if you want to, but y'all know
Speaker 8: good and hell well, if anybody else had these types
Speaker 8: of charges there, y'all would run his ass out the gym.
Speaker 1: Yes, man, y'all the government.
Speaker 8: He is the reason you heard him say let's go
Speaker 8: down there. You heard all the people who tried to
Speaker 8: get out of it say they went down there because
Speaker 8: of him. Because not man, and it's not politicized. This
Speaker 8: is a We live in a really really sick country. Man,
Speaker 8: We just really really do. We're the United States of
Speaker 8: America and we're ill. We're morley corrupt and we're ill
Speaker 8: and we're showing it. How are they so afraid of
Speaker 8: Donald Trump? Get you somebody else? Yeah, you can't get
Speaker 8: the Sandus. And you can't get that little Romney what's
Speaker 8: his name, Rama bitcher, whatever his name is, that little
Speaker 8: but white, that boy right down, man, he lowered and
Speaker 8: lower he the first thing I'll do if I'm elected
Speaker 8: our pardon Trump. You weak coward. You you weak ass coward.
Speaker 8: Oh that was just he's so chicken sugar honey ice teeth.
Speaker 1: Don't get him.
Speaker 11: Tim Scott ain't.
Speaker 1: Gonna make like you know what here.
Speaker 8: You know, Tim Scott really is a qualified candidate, but
Speaker 8: he he don't stand. Don't know, he ain't gonna All
Speaker 8: of them scared of Donald Trump except for that lady,
Speaker 8: the lag.
Speaker 10: Well, she said, if you vote for if you don't
Speaker 10: vote for me, a black woman will be president.
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, next, Well that's what I'm just saying. She
Speaker 8: don't want ain't afraid of Trump. She ain't gonna make it. Yeah,
Speaker 8: black woman would be president. That's a racist ass statement.
Speaker 8: How anybody surprised anybody?
Speaker 15: Right?
Speaker 11: Yeah, all right?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 13: And other presidential news, our second most favorite president of
Speaker 13: all time, Bill Clinton has been named as an honorary
Speaker 13: member of the terrorst Squad.
Speaker 11: Fat Joe of the Terror.
Speaker 13: Squad, of course, attended the Clinton Gala of Clinton Global
Speaker 13: Initiative meeting last week and made it a point to
Speaker 13: meet with Bill Clinton to personally gift him a pair
Speaker 13: of the Terror Squad's new Nike Air Force one sneaker.
Speaker 13: Fat Joe told Clinton that it was a special delivery
Speaker 13: of the hottest sneaker in the game. Then he told Clinton,
Speaker 13: I love you so much man. So many years you
Speaker 13: fought for the people and we love you. I'm a
Speaker 13: huge fan of yours. Thank you so much for all
Speaker 13: you do for us. Clinton seemed very pleased with the
Speaker 13: sneakers and excitedly said these are cool.
Speaker 8: Okay, Can I make a statement that's gonna shock everybody?
Speaker 11: Lean back, Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: Away, what I want to hear this?
Speaker 11: What's the statement?
Speaker 13: You know?
Speaker 1: Ask had a airport.
Speaker 13: That is shocking, That is shocking.
Speaker 1: Jordan's I had no Jordan balance fun, I don't wear
Speaker 1: no new Bounce you ever had eggs, Sheal Adidas.
Speaker 10: I wear own shelte shel toe filter, shel total Adidas,
Speaker 10: you shelters.
Speaker 1: I have some humors. I wear these right here.
Speaker 16: Let me see what are those class I got them? Yeah,
Speaker 16: I've got a right there. I probably got about at
Speaker 16: least fifteen parties. Well, I got at least eight pounds.
Speaker 16: Now I don't like the way they look. They too bulky.
Speaker 13: Yes, all right, coming up in twenty minutes after the hour,
Speaker 13: President Biden visited Detroit to stand in solidarity with Detroit
Speaker 13: striking UAW workers.
Speaker 11: We'll get into that right after this.
Speaker 15: You're listening morning show.
Speaker 13: President Biden made a special visit to Michigan yesterday to
Speaker 13: stand in solidarity with United Auto Workers that are presently
Speaker 13: on strike. Biden was invited to join the strike by
Speaker 13: u a W President Sean fain Right as a union
Speaker 13: escalated their strike against Ford Motor Company, General Motors, and Stilantes.
Speaker 13: President Biden stated that he wanted to join the picket
Speaker 13: line with the men and women of UAW as they
Speaker 13: fight for their fair share of the value they helped create.
Speaker 13: He said it's time for a win win agreement that
Speaker 13: keeps American auto manufacturing thriving with well paid ua W jobs.
Speaker 8: I'll sort of support the UAW because I am a
Speaker 8: longtime member of the UAW United Auto Workers brook Park
Speaker 8: Engine Plant number two. Where's that in brook Park, Ohio? Okay, yeah,
Speaker 8: Steve Hawkin? Okay, my first first gig when I flunked
Speaker 8: out of college.
Speaker 11: Okay, all right.
Speaker 13: Also, Donald Trump plans to meet with striking UAW members
Speaker 13: in the Detroit area sometime today.
Speaker 7: This.
Speaker 11: Of course, they.
Speaker 8: Don't on him up there because they sick of billionaires
Speaker 8: coming up there that don't He don't even pay his
Speaker 8: fast share of taxes.
Speaker 13: Yeah, well, you know he's trying to give the support
Speaker 13: of the blue collar workers for his campaign, of course.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's not a blue collar guy for us. Yeah.
Speaker 8: Donald Trump ain't never had a j Obe what does
Speaker 8: He's never been a blue collar guy.
Speaker 1: He's not for you.
Speaker 8: He just want your damn vote so he can ignore you.
Speaker 8: He gonna do the same thing to y'all that he
Speaker 8: did to the coal miners down in West Virginia. He
Speaker 8: went through there and promised him I'm bringing cold miners.
Speaker 1: I'm bringing cold back to West Virginia.
Speaker 8: Ain't bought damn damn job back down there McDowell County,
Speaker 8: where I was born, one of the poorest counties in
Speaker 8: the United States, and Donald Trump went down there and
Speaker 8: they all went for Obama. That that red state went
Speaker 8: for Obama, and then they turned and went for Trump
Speaker 8: and Trump threw him out.
Speaker 1: Ain't had nothing for him. You don't see him talking.
Speaker 8: About going back to West Virginia to you Juan, back
Speaker 8: down there, to them coal miners that he jerked out
Speaker 8: of their boats last.
Speaker 1: Time he did. What jerked.
Speaker 8: You know, I'm trying to do like Dion. You know,
Speaker 8: I'm trying to stop cussing. So I've been using bull junk.
Speaker 8: I've been using Dion Sander's bull junk. It's not working
Speaker 8: at all.
Speaker 1: I'm struggling.
Speaker 8: It is not rewarding to me at all. You know, Man, man,
Speaker 8: hey man, go ahead on with that bull junk. I'd
Speaker 8: have said it about fifteen times the other day, but
Speaker 8: let me know about how many times I would not
Speaker 8: be using bull junk. And he'd actually got bull junk
Speaker 8: in a Kentucky Fried chicken commercial on the wing that
Speaker 8: wing commercial. Okay, man, stop all that bull junk. Give
Speaker 8: me one of them chicken wings. But bullet junk is
Speaker 8: not working for me, just like I'm getting tired of
Speaker 8: saying sugar honey iced tea.
Speaker 1: I'd have wore that out too.
Speaker 11: Continue to say that.
Speaker 13: Coming up next, Today's National Morning Show Host Day, Steve,
Speaker 13: and we didn't make this up.
Speaker 11: We'll talk about it right after this.
Speaker 15: You're listening.
Speaker 13: Morning show All right, Steve? Well, today is National Morning
Speaker 13: Show Host Day. I didn't know that.
Speaker 8: Hold up, hold up, hold up, Okay, I'm him waiting.
Speaker 1: We just found out about late morning host. I know
Speaker 1: I'm the morning show host.
Speaker 11: Here we happy Morning show host day.
Speaker 1: All yeah, but you got to honor somebody though.
Speaker 11: Always be damn.
Speaker 1: Oh, I can't get nothing. Oh they got women's date, they.
Speaker 8: Got secondary date, they got all that.
Speaker 1: Hell is boss Day?
Speaker 11: You got Father's Day?
Speaker 1: Boss Day is in October.
Speaker 11: It's excuse me, you can have you got Father's Day,
Speaker 11: which I.
Speaker 1: Am starting a petition to just cancel Father's Day. You
Speaker 1: can't chancel Father's Day. It is a waste of downtime.
Speaker 1: Why y'all need why y'all have it for? It's nothing?
Speaker 1: Two rolls of cards, you know in the store.
Speaker 8: Restaurant reservations available anyway, Hey, not like Mother's Day.
Speaker 13: Well, no, no, because we actually carried the child. Yeah
Speaker 13: and do all of that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the fathers don't get no. So it was.
Speaker 13: But did you know there was such a such thing
Speaker 13: as morning show hosts day?
Speaker 11: I mean there is, so, Steve.
Speaker 1: We wanted you off today.
Speaker 11: Yeah, oh you just got that.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying what it is we should have been
Speaker 1: off today.
Speaker 11: We didn't know about it. Now we know that.
Speaker 1: We're preparing write it down for next year. It stopped
Speaker 1: saying the word off for.
Speaker 13: He's the most person on the show anyway. So we
Speaker 13: want you to give the Steve Harvey Nation a little
Speaker 13: history Steve on how the morning show got started and
Speaker 13: how you built your morning show team.
Speaker 8: The morning show got started off of a mishap. Actually,
Speaker 8: that was the greatest single morning show ever in the
Speaker 8: history of radio. Was one hundred point three the beat
Speaker 8: in Los Angeles. Shirley was with me. Then Tommy joined
Speaker 8: the show, and we did that thing and it was
Speaker 8: a number one rated morning show for Radio one. It
Speaker 8: was twenty seven percent of the company's total revenue, just
Speaker 8: the LA Morning Show. They didn't switch and got under
Speaker 8: some new management. I won't mention their names, you know,
Speaker 8: I said, I wasn't gonna mission their name. Then I
Speaker 8: tried to think of them real. One of them was
Speaker 8: Alan Snead and the other one was you.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 8: Well but anyway, they promised on May twenty. May twenty
Speaker 8: third was my last day. They wanted to get rid
Speaker 8: of me. They were number one across the board. They
Speaker 8: wanted to get rid of me because I was not
Speaker 8: what they considered a team player and.
Speaker 11: You're never win commercials.
Speaker 8: They was number one, and they were twenty seven percent
Speaker 8: of the revenue.
Speaker 1: Well, you know, on May twenty third.
Speaker 8: They decided they was gonna find me in February. I said,
Speaker 8: if you fined me, I'm gonna go public and tell
Speaker 8: the truth. They said, okay, when you wanna quit, I said,
Speaker 8: I'll leave in May. So May twenty third we left.
Speaker 8: We had a big day out in two.
Speaker 1: Thousand and five call Black Friday.
Speaker 8: Black Friday came shut the whole city. Yes, it was
Speaker 8: a great tribute to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Along
Speaker 8: came Premiere. They offered me a position in New York.
Speaker 8: New York came to me. WBLS. We couldn't reach terms.
Speaker 8: Premiere came to me. We couldn't reach terms. I had
Speaker 8: this brilliant idea. God gave me to marry the two
Speaker 8: wbls and Premier put them on the phone, got them
Speaker 8: to talk. They reached an agreement they would start a
Speaker 8: syndicated show called The Steve Harvey Morning Show. This show
Speaker 8: would launch in September of two thousand and five.
Speaker 1: I got a Carlin Farrell, I got nephew Tom.
Speaker 8: I couldn't get Shirley because she was still under contract
Speaker 8: out there, but I waited patiently and we started with
Speaker 8: four cities in two thousand and five. They told me,
Speaker 8: if you get twenty five cities in three years, you'll
Speaker 8: be a huge success. Three years later we had eighty
Speaker 8: five cities, had the rest governor history. Now we the
Speaker 8: number one to talk contemporary show in the world.
Speaker 1: Make no mistake about it. That's the damn history. But
Speaker 1: it's their show.
Speaker 13: Morning show host day. Steve Harvey coming up next, the
Speaker 13: prank for today with the nephew. Right after this, you're
Speaker 13: listening Harvey Morning Show coming up at about four minutes
Speaker 13: after the hour. It's my Strawberry letter for today, and
Speaker 13: the subject is you can't blame that on the medicine.
Speaker 13: We'll get into that find out what that's all about
Speaker 13: in just a few because right now it is time
Speaker 13: for the nephew and today's prank phone call what you
Speaker 13: got for his nef?
Speaker 12: The title right here this morning is Jean, I got
Speaker 12: your girl? Jean, I got your girl. Let's call it Gene.
Speaker 12: Come on cat Dom, Hello sweedy Jean.
Speaker 9: Yeah, what's my name?
Speaker 1: Vernon Brother was playing what's going on? I need to
Speaker 1: holler at you for a minute, my man? How about what?
Speaker 12: I want to holler at you about your wife? So
Speaker 12: you got a minute. I don't even know how to
Speaker 12: break this to your dog. I just want to be
Speaker 12: straight up with you, man. Me and your wife been
Speaker 12: kind of seeing each other, and really she want to
Speaker 12: let you go.
Speaker 1: Machine.
Speaker 12: You know, she really ain't got it got it up
Speaker 12: in or to say she want to let you go.
Speaker 12: So I'm coming to you like a man and letting
Speaker 12: you know. You know that she really wanted to shut
Speaker 12: it down with you. We've been seeing each other for
Speaker 12: a minute now, so I don't know how we can.
Speaker 12: You know, I'm just coming at you like a man, brother,
Speaker 12: trying to let you know she don't even really want
Speaker 12: you no more. You know, we done talked about it.
Speaker 12: Talked about it, and I'm just trying to get it all.
Speaker 6: I know.
Speaker 1: I'm tired. I'm tired of hiding with it.
Speaker 12: Really, okay, Okay, Well, you know it's a lot smoother
Speaker 12: than I expected.
Speaker 1: Player it is what it is.
Speaker 12: I mean, long as long as you, long as you cool,
Speaker 12: I thought, you know, I just want to be a
Speaker 12: man called and how I let you let you know?
Speaker 1: Have you seen her today? And where are you from Jersey?
Speaker 1: I'm up around Newark.
Speaker 9: Yeah, I mean you said it's a lot smootherer than
Speaker 9: you thought it was gonna be.
Speaker 12: Well, you know, anytime something another man from the call
Speaker 12: another man about his wife, I mean, yeah, you don't
Speaker 12: expect it to be nothing. You know, pretty simple, that's
Speaker 12: for sure. I didn't contemplate it a long time by
Speaker 12: calling you. Saw you know today? I just said, to hell,
Speaker 12: so I've been had your number. I had your number
Speaker 12: a long time.
Speaker 9: Now you say you're looking, Uh, there's a lot smootherer
Speaker 9: than you thought it was gonna be. It ain't that smooth,
Speaker 9: But you know you don't want to know. Like the
Speaker 9: thing is, you got one up on me because you
Speaker 9: know my information now was ill come for you.
Speaker 1: Okay, Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, hold up.
Speaker 12: Now you feel like to hold up because you feel
Speaker 12: like you need to be looking for me or something. Brother,
Speaker 12: Look look at it. Let's check this out. This is
Speaker 12: a decision that the wife has made. You understand what
Speaker 12: I'm saying. So you have no reason to be mad
Speaker 12: at me about anything. You have no reason to be
Speaker 12: coming looking for me or any information on me, because see,
Speaker 12: when that happens, then it's gonna really get stinky up
Speaker 12: in here.
Speaker 1: And I'm trying not to let that happen. That's why
Speaker 1: I'm calling you like a man. Brother.
Speaker 9: Trust me, fan, it ain't nothing that I'm never worried about.
Speaker 12: Okay, Well, I'm just letting you know, man, I'm letting
Speaker 12: you know up front. She with me and her contemplated
Speaker 12: a long time. Y'allda YadA. So now you know here
Speaker 12: we are. So I said, you know, what the hell
Speaker 12: with it? I'm calling today, y'all.
Speaker 9: Should diet this other phone together out of respect that
Speaker 9: both y'all a lot more.
Speaker 12: Okay, Well, you know, and then you know, if that's
Speaker 12: what it's got to be, we be face to face together,
Speaker 12: whatever it's got to be. Man, So I prefer you know, okay,
Speaker 12: so but let me ask you this where is going there?
Speaker 12: Once we both staying flat footed and tell you how
Speaker 12: it is.
Speaker 9: Then what I ain't gonna never be flat footed?
Speaker 12: Okay, well flat footed or upside down anyway you want
Speaker 12: to look at it. Bro, I'm trying not to get
Speaker 12: into this physical part, but it seemed like you leaning
Speaker 12: that way with me.
Speaker 14: It could be what up you.
Speaker 9: Know, it could be on this side of the der
Speaker 9: the other side. It don't make a difference.
Speaker 1: It never does, brother, It never does. When two bulls
Speaker 1: come together, one of them got to go down.
Speaker 9: Guess what we are doing? Too much talking? You got
Speaker 9: my information? Guess what now I'm locked loaded than hunting
Speaker 9: for you?
Speaker 1: You lock and loaded.
Speaker 9: There's no need for you to say. There's no need
Speaker 9: for us to discuss anymore.
Speaker 1: Okay, cool?
Speaker 12: You know matter why while we're at it, man, let
Speaker 12: me go and drop it all on you dn be
Speaker 12: cause it's it seemed like we need to go and
Speaker 12: get it all out the way.
Speaker 1: You cool? You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 12: I think you need you know, matter of fact, if
Speaker 12: you want to just keep it all the way real,
Speaker 12: you might want to go take a blood test about
Speaker 12: Alana and make sure you to pop into.
Speaker 1: That all right, feel me?
Speaker 9: Got it?
Speaker 12: So I'm gonna have your wife get your car man
Speaker 12: because we didn't contemplate it too long.
Speaker 1: At it's time.
Speaker 9: Yeah, you do that. You know my information? Like I said,
Speaker 9: you said enough, you hit enough bones there. Now I'm
Speaker 9: really loaded hunting for somebody. So you know what I mean,
Speaker 9: somebody got to go?
Speaker 1: What you mean? What's all this? Somebody got to go?
Speaker 1: What you're saying, somebody got.
Speaker 9: To go go ocause you're.
Speaker 12: Talking about either me or you. One of us got
Speaker 12: to go because you're saying the wrong thing. Because what
Speaker 12: you must understand is if I'm giving you as much
Speaker 12: information as I already have, that means I have enough
Speaker 12: information to know where you are.
Speaker 1: Brother.
Speaker 12: You know nothing about me norwhere I reside. So if
Speaker 12: you're gonna talk about locking load, then somebody got to go.
Speaker 12: Then you're saying it to the wrong person because I'm
Speaker 12: already up on you.
Speaker 1: Player. You got to talk.
Speaker 9: At first off, you ain't really annoyed because you got
Speaker 9: a country accent. So second off, like you're dealing with
Speaker 9: a real street So however you want to handle it,
Speaker 9: you know my information, guess what. I don't reside the more.
Speaker 9: I ain't being no more. Guess what now? You gotta
Speaker 9: start from scratch like me.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. Here go the math man. You
Speaker 1: ready for that? You ready for this?
Speaker 14: Math?
Speaker 1: You ready to play?
Speaker 12: Here go to math this nephew Tommy from the Steve
Speaker 12: Harvey Marney Show.
Speaker 1: You've been pranked by your wife.
Speaker 12: I'm a killer, yeah, black man, chill, I boy, you
Speaker 12: you kind of had me scared for a minute because
Speaker 12: you really wouldn't flinching you whatever you eating over there,
Speaker 12: he never didn stop eating on it.
Speaker 9: I ain't gonna stop eating. I'm gonna keep eating every morning.
Speaker 12: What's the baddest radio morning show in the land.
Speaker 9: Steve Harvey Show.
Speaker 12: I don't think I scared him at all, y'all. I
Speaker 12: think you got scared. He actually kind of scared me
Speaker 12: a little bit, you know. Yeah, you got pranking to leave? Yeah,
Speaker 12: I get a little back pedaling right there, like, Okay,
Speaker 12: he's not budgeting, he's not moving, and he won't stop
Speaker 12: eating eating, So you got huh you are you that?
Speaker 1: He was not concerned?
Speaker 8: Y'all got your ticket to where you're going. I can
Speaker 8: tell you're a little country Bumpkin too. I can tell
Speaker 8: you I can hear it in your boys.
Speaker 13: Yeah, because he was from Jersey.
Speaker 11: It was not a game.
Speaker 12: I think I'm gonna call Kirk Franklin. I'm gonna put
Speaker 12: it on my list. What y'all think?
Speaker 1: Kirk?
Speaker 11: Not right now?
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, okay, Kirk was just on the show last week. Okay,
Speaker 1: how about how about Prime? Right now? How about Prime? No,
Speaker 1: he ain't got no Why don't you call l LL
Speaker 1: and prank him? Oh? Hell no?
Speaker 12: Man answering his house and messing. No, no, yeah, I
Speaker 12: know who to get your own? How about stephen A Smith?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 11: Yeah, that might be fun.
Speaker 8: Uh huh if he just don't know how to shut up.
Speaker 8: I was watching him the other day. I tek him
Speaker 8: and Molly. I said, man, can y'all just tell him
Speaker 8: to shut up? They were announcing that Usher was gonna
Speaker 8: do halftime yesterday. I thought, this ignorant. I'll be gonna
Speaker 8: stephen A? What is wrong with you?
Speaker 7: On?
Speaker 1: Hold on on?
Speaker 8: Don't get me wrong, I like Usher, but what I
Speaker 8: saw with Doctor Dre Snoop, Emma nem and Mary J.
Speaker 1: Blige, I don't know.
Speaker 8: I think when we need to add somebody else. I
Speaker 8: got on my phone. I said, hey, man, will you
Speaker 8: shut Joe dumb ass up? Why do you feel compelled
Speaker 8: that you have to say something?
Speaker 13: Dog?
Speaker 1: She can do this show by hisself.
Speaker 15: Yes, Er, I don't know.
Speaker 1: He was a kid hits than you got.
Speaker 8: Hell, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I was talking
Speaker 8: about Steven A. Smith. But his hairline looking camera, I
Speaker 8: know what you were doing, but his hairline too though.
Speaker 1: His hairline is just you know.
Speaker 13: I just okay, all right, we gotta get to the
Speaker 13: letter up next. Junior walked away the Strawberry Letter. The
Speaker 13: subject is you can't blame that on the medicine. We'll
Speaker 13: get into it right after this. To get ahead, Junior,
Speaker 13: come back. You're listening Dave Harvey Morning Show. It is
Speaker 13: time now for today's Strawberry Letter. If you need advice
Speaker 13: on relationships, work, sex, parenting, and more, please submit your
Speaker 13: Strawberry Letter to Steve HARVFM dot com.
Speaker 11: Click on submit Strawberry Letter.
Speaker 13: We could be reading your letter live on the air,
Speaker 13: just like we're going to read this one right here,
Speaker 13: right now, and you never know it could be yours.
Speaker 1: You never know. Buckle up and hold on tight. We
Speaker 1: got it.
Speaker 5: For it.
Speaker 1: You here. It is Strawberry letter.
Speaker 11: Thank enough you subject. You can't blame that on the medicine.
Speaker 13: Dear Stephen Shirley, I'm a fifty two year old married
Speaker 13: woman and my husband is fifty six. We've been married
Speaker 13: for fifteen years and he's taken me through a lot
Speaker 13: of ups and downs. When we met, he told me
Speaker 13: that he had just had a baby by a woman
Speaker 13: that he only had sex with one time. Few years later,
Speaker 13: I found out that he was not supporting the child,
Speaker 13: and when things got ugly, the woman called me and
Speaker 13: said my husband used to pay her for sex. I
Speaker 13: was so hurt because he didn't tell me any of that,
Speaker 13: and he calls himself a deacon at the church. He
Speaker 13: ended up having to back pay child support to this woman. Then,
Speaker 13: six years into our marriage, the woman called me again
Speaker 13: and said she had been sleeping with my husband. My
Speaker 13: husband called her a liar and I stood by him.
Speaker 13: Over the years, we spent a lot of time with
Speaker 13: his son and the woman hasn't been tripping. About a
Speaker 13: month ago, my husband had to have his appendix taken
Speaker 13: out and he was put under and anesthesia. When he
Speaker 13: came to after surgery, he called out for the woman,
Speaker 13: his son's mother. I was furious, but I didn't act
Speaker 13: up in the hospital. I later told him what he did,
Speaker 13: and he said it was a medicine and he must
Speaker 13: have been upset with her and subconsciously said her name.
Speaker 13: I checked in with the woman to see if you
Speaker 13: she'd been talking to my husband for anything other than
Speaker 13: her son. She said he'd been calling her again, and
Speaker 13: my heart sank.
Speaker 11: Right after that.
Speaker 13: I could have sworn he called her name while we
Speaker 13: were making love, but he denied it over and over.
Speaker 11: I don't know what.
Speaker 13: Kind of hole this woman has over him, and my
Speaker 13: intuition says he's still sleeping with her. Do I investigate further?
Speaker 13: Or should I let it go and trust my man.
Speaker 13: Trust your man, trust your gut, trust your intuition here
Speaker 13: because he's already proven that he's untrustworthy. Okay, he's lied
Speaker 13: to you about his relationship with the woman a few times.
Speaker 13: He said he had a baby buyer. She said that
Speaker 13: he was paying her for sex. You said, during your
Speaker 13: fifteen years of marriage, he's taking you through a lot
Speaker 13: of ups and downs, and mostly having to do with
Speaker 13: this woman. Thank god he started paying child support because
Speaker 13: I'm sure, you don't want to be with the deadbeat dad,
Speaker 13: even though the son isn't biologically yours. But you were
Speaker 13: taking care of him and helping him in everything. Him
Speaker 13: calling you the baby's mama during sex. I know that
Speaker 13: had to hurt. He lied about that, but investigating further
Speaker 13: means what.
Speaker 11: It doesn't mean anything. He's not going to tell you
Speaker 11: the truth.
Speaker 13: He hasn't so far, and she will tell you everything,
Speaker 13: probably hoping to get him back. So in this instance,
Speaker 13: trust your instincts, trust your intuition.
Speaker 1: Steve, I don't know.
Speaker 8: Who decide with right here in this letter because it's
Speaker 8: just so all over the place.
Speaker 1: You fifty two, your husband fifty six. I've been married
Speaker 1: fifteen years. He's taken you through a lot of ups
Speaker 1: and downs.
Speaker 5: Now.
Speaker 8: When you first met you, he told me he had
Speaker 8: just had a baby by a woman that he only
Speaker 8: had sex with one time. A few years later I
Speaker 8: found out he was not supporting the child. And when
Speaker 8: things got ugly, the woman called me and said, my
Speaker 8: husband used to pay her for sake. About right, this
Speaker 8: woman called you and told you that your husband used
Speaker 8: to pay her for sex. Now, I ain't trying to
Speaker 8: be in your business. But what is this call? What
Speaker 8: is this call? Well, to keep it real radioish, thank you.
Speaker 8: This is called prostitution.
Speaker 1: That's what it is.
Speaker 8: It's one of the oldest professions in the world when
Speaker 8: women charge.
Speaker 1: Men and men pay for sexual faithors.
Speaker 8: So now the prostitute calls you and tells you that
Speaker 8: he used to pay her for sets.
Speaker 1: All right.
Speaker 8: I was so hurt because he didn't tell me any
Speaker 8: of that. And he calls himself a deacon at the church. Well,
Speaker 8: just in defense of health, he didn't tell you any
Speaker 8: of that. I don't none of us would have told you,
Speaker 8: none of us. That ain't no information we fet the
Speaker 8: volunteer under. And the fact that he is deacon at
Speaker 8: the church ain't got nothing to do with the mailman
Speaker 8: ain't gonna tell you that. I'm gonna tell you that
Speaker 8: right now. To Uber driving, ain't gonna share that information
Speaker 8: with you. Or the dude to drive the Pepsi truck
Speaker 8: he not gonna tell you that either. So a lot
Speaker 8: of people ain't gonna tell you that right here, the
Speaker 8: guy to working for most company, dude on the piggy
Speaker 8: line at the U a U, ain't w audo strike
Speaker 8: right now, ain't gonna come out and tell you he
Speaker 8: usould pay a woman for sex anybody, And he calls
Speaker 8: himself a deacon at the church.
Speaker 1: Wow, that ain't nothing new either.
Speaker 8: He ended up having to back pay child support to
Speaker 8: this woman as he should. Then six years until our marriage,
Speaker 8: the woman called me again and said she had been
Speaker 8: sleeping with my husband. My husband called her a liar
Speaker 8: and I stood by him.
Speaker 1: Who is this woman? They keep making these calling.
Speaker 8: I ain't nobody she busied every time she want to
Speaker 8: get in your head. She make a call. Now, she
Speaker 8: didn't told you to sleep with your husband. Your husband
Speaker 8: called a lie and I stood bye. Well, I can't
Speaker 8: tell you who who and all this here, but she
Speaker 8: sure him make a lot of interest in ass calls.
Speaker 8: First time she called you and told you she was
Speaker 8: a prostitute. That that was that's the hell of information, volunteer.
Speaker 8: I don't know a lot of women make that phone
Speaker 8: call anyway. Over the years, we spent a lot of
Speaker 8: time with his son, and the woman hasn't been tripping
Speaker 8: well because you paid that.
Speaker 1: Back house to so'll be good.
Speaker 8: About a month ago, my husband had to have his
Speaker 8: appendix taken out and he was put on down the station.
Speaker 8: When he came out after surgery, he called out for
Speaker 8: the woman, his son's mother, and I was furious, but
Speaker 8: I didn't act up in the hospital.
Speaker 1: Well, you didn't act out in the hospital.
Speaker 8: But when we come back, we'll find out where the
Speaker 8: acting out started.
Speaker 13: All ain't parting two scensori since coming up at twenty
Speaker 13: three minutes after the hour of today's Strawberry letter, subject
Speaker 13: you can't blame that on the medicine.
Speaker 11: We'll get back into it right after this.
Speaker 15: You're listening Hardy Morning Show.
Speaker 13: All right, come on, Steve, let's recap today's Strawberry letter,
Speaker 13: the subject you can't blame that on the medicine.
Speaker 8: Woman married to a man been going through ups and
Speaker 8: downs to been married fifteen years. When they first met,
Speaker 8: he told her that he was having a baby by
Speaker 8: a woman he had sex with one time. Later on,
Speaker 8: the woman called him and said, and your husband had
Speaker 8: been paying her to hand sex.
Speaker 1: That's called prostitution.
Speaker 8: He was upset because he calls himself a deacon at
Speaker 8: the church, ended up having the back pay child support.
Speaker 8: And then six years into the marriage, the woman called
Speaker 8: again and said, your husband was sleeping with him. Your
Speaker 8: husband said he wasn't lied. You stood by your man,
Speaker 8: and because you know she ain't make no big deal
Speaker 8: of it, I guess, and the husband. So anyway, over
Speaker 8: the years, y'all have spent a lot of time with
Speaker 8: his and the woman ain't been tripping. That's because he
Speaker 8: paid that back Child's report. About a month ago, my
Speaker 8: husband had to have a pendix taking out. He was
Speaker 8: out and put on the antesthesia. When he came out
Speaker 8: after surgery, he called out for the woman, his son's mother.
Speaker 8: I was furious, but I didn't act up in the hospital.
Speaker 8: I later told him what he did, and he said
Speaker 8: it was the medicine, and he must have been upset
Speaker 8: with her and subconsciously said her name perfect, Chris bomb,
Speaker 8: absolutely perfect you and five.
Speaker 1: Boy, boy, that's higher, that's higher. Woo. That was nice.
Speaker 1: That was nice.
Speaker 8: Number one, it was a fact in there. It was
Speaker 8: probably the medicine. See that right there, that's a fact.
Speaker 8: And then what he said, he was upset with her,
Speaker 8: and probably subconsciousness said her, all that sounds good.
Speaker 1: That was perfect right there. Woo. That was that was classic.
Speaker 11: I can't even you loved that.
Speaker 1: One scale of one to ten, you get you get
Speaker 1: a ten point two for that one.
Speaker 8: Oh, anyway, I checked in with the woman to see
Speaker 8: if she'd been talking to my husband's friends anything other
Speaker 8: than her son. She said, he's been calling her again
Speaker 8: and my heart saint.
Speaker 1: Well, but listen to me.
Speaker 8: You've just said she'd been You asked her if she'd
Speaker 8: been talking to your husband for anything other than their son.
Speaker 8: The woman said, he's been calling her again, and my
Speaker 8: heart saint. The woman could be lying. He's been calling
Speaker 8: her again. They been talking about the son. Did she
Speaker 8: tell you what.
Speaker 1: He been calling again? Talking about? My heart saint?
Speaker 8: This woman right here is in the heart sinking business.
Speaker 8: I wouldn't put a lot of weight behind too much
Speaker 8: of nothing, she said. But anyway, okay, right after that,
Speaker 8: I could have sworn he called me her name while
Speaker 8: we were making love, but he denied it over and over.
Speaker 8: You say you could have sworn, now, that means you
Speaker 8: get quite hearing I could have sworn.
Speaker 1: See that means you didn't quite hear her ears.
Speaker 8: See I'm not really sure about that. I'm not really sure.
Speaker 8: But you say I could have sworn, now, you either
Speaker 8: heard somebody else's name or not. Now, unless your name
Speaker 8: is Claire, uh huh, some one, and her name is Tierre.
Speaker 1: We gotta have a sounder like you hear something. What
Speaker 1: is her name?
Speaker 8: I wish you to put y'all name in this matter
Speaker 8: so I could have seen how you could have thought
Speaker 8: you said that other name, because what could he have
Speaker 8: said other than your name that would make you I
Speaker 8: could have see. Now you reach it. You either heard
Speaker 8: it and you can't a woman know her damn name?
Speaker 8: It ain't no, I could have sworn he called her. No,
Speaker 8: I'm telling you, you know what your name is. You
Speaker 8: know if he calls you another name or not?
Speaker 1: Right now?
Speaker 8: You know if your name Deborah and her name didre.
Speaker 8: Now we got to work through that. Deborah, you could
Speaker 8: have been Yon or what you heard? You know, Susan Suanne?
Speaker 1: Not right? Well, we got a little problem in them,
Speaker 1: see right now. So I don't know.
Speaker 8: I can't help you with this one here. I don't
Speaker 8: know what kind of hole this woman has over here.
Speaker 8: You don't know what kind of holes you?
Speaker 11: What kind of old does she have?
Speaker 1: A room? Deep?
Speaker 5: You?
Speaker 8: Really? You really don't even have to. You can change
Speaker 8: one letter in there and it explains at all. You
Speaker 8: don't know what kind of whole this woman has over here.
Speaker 1: Whole is spelled h O l D. Whole is spelled
Speaker 1: h O L See. Once again, you could have sworn,
Speaker 1: he said, your name.
Speaker 8: Now, you don't know what kind of hold this woman
Speaker 8: has over here?
Speaker 1: I do. I know exactly what it is.
Speaker 8: And you know we're not taking this. This is good
Speaker 8: ass radio. I could have sworn she said my name.
Speaker 8: I could have sworn. You said, I don't know what
Speaker 8: kind of whole Okay she had as over him.
Speaker 1: Whole sounds a lot like hold. You see what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: But I've got confused at all.
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Speaker 11: Never sounded so good?
Speaker 13: Coming up next in his Junior and Sports Talk right
Speaker 13: after this.
Speaker 15: You're listening Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 11: It is time now for junior and sports talk. What
Speaker 11: you got junior?
Speaker 1: You know what I do have, Shirlety.
Speaker 10: I know you cannot mess up in sports in front
Speaker 10: of mister Harvey. That's what I do know, because if
Speaker 10: he seeing, he gonna say something.
Speaker 1: So you know, upsetting. You called in the ESPN and
Speaker 1: you talked to Stephen A. Smith.
Speaker 10: He threw out the first pitch at the Yanked game.
Speaker 10: And you know you've thrown out first pitches before.
Speaker 8: So yeah, I threw I threw out the first pitch
Speaker 8: at the Chicago Cubs game.
Speaker 1: Yeah, strong, strong throat, strong adult happened.
Speaker 8: Stephen got it to the plate and the catcher that
Speaker 8: came up to me and said, hey man, you had
Speaker 8: a little sauce on that thing. Yeah, yeah, I threw
Speaker 8: it so sweet Tommy that I took a bow on
Speaker 8: the mound.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 8: Now, Stephen, a man, Stephen threw this ball. You thought
Speaker 8: he's playing cricket.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because wow, I've seen some bad before. God, pretty
Speaker 1: bad here.
Speaker 8: It wasn't as bad as fifty, but it was bad because,
Speaker 8: you know, Stephen, they be talking so much trash and
Speaker 8: I think today Junior, for closing remarks, will play my
Speaker 8: entire interview on first take because it was a call
Speaker 8: in it.
Speaker 11: Yeah you call it.
Speaker 8: He called all right because Molly Quinn orchestrated the whole
Speaker 8: stuff for when whenever she could put him in check,
Speaker 8: she will.
Speaker 1: He made a bunch of.
Speaker 8: Girls, yeah, and they was roasting steven A, but no
Speaker 8: one got him the way I gott.
Speaker 1: What did you got him?
Speaker 9: Man?
Speaker 1: That we will hear that in about hour because we
Speaker 1: Steve threw the ball. I didn't know.
Speaker 10: I couldn't tell if he was right handed. It didn't
Speaker 10: look like he was right hand through it. And then
Speaker 10: that that kick leg, that wild leg at it. Yeah,
Speaker 10: that looked crazy. Then he hailed his wrist. You know
Speaker 10: how you shoot a three point in hold?
Speaker 17: Yeah?
Speaker 8: Then he held his wrist like that he doing. Yeah,
Speaker 8: I toasted it.
Speaker 18: You got him so very special. Closing today, Yeah, it's
Speaker 18: to be closing.
Speaker 8: Mark.
Speaker 1: That's about an hour, yeah, about an hour. All right,
Speaker 1: Well let's get to this man.
Speaker 10: Colorado and USC played this weekend.
Speaker 1: Do you feel like they ranked number five? Right?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Usc? Well, USC is a better football team than Org.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah. And that quarterback they got at USC, Tayler Willis, Yeah,
Speaker 1: he ain't nothing to play with you.
Speaker 8: So it's gonna be tough because the Colorado defense is
Speaker 8: just not there yet and the offensive line is not there.
Speaker 8: This is like black Prime, say better get me now,
Speaker 8: because this is the worst we're gonna ever got.
Speaker 1: Absolutely absolute.
Speaker 8: Yeah, they gonna they're gonna play better this week.
Speaker 1: They're not gonna get rowded again like that.
Speaker 11: Okay, all right, thank you junior coming up at the
Speaker 11: top of the hour.
Speaker 13: Grandmother needs advice because her granddaughter snitched on her.
Speaker 11: We'll talk about that right after this.
Speaker 15: You're listening morning show.
Speaker 13: Okay, Steve, this is from LaDonna and Newark. LaDonna says, Hi,
Speaker 13: Stephen Crewe. I'm a glamma and I love spoiling my
Speaker 13: grandkids and sending them back home to their parents. So
Speaker 13: when my daughter asked me to keep her seven years
Speaker 13: old for a whole weekend, I wanted to say no,
Speaker 13: but I did it anyway. My granddaughter told her mom
Speaker 13: that I cursed at her and made her clean up
Speaker 13: the house while I laid on the couch and smoked cigarettes.
Speaker 13: My daughter sent me a really long text telling me
Speaker 13: not to smoke around her child or curse at her.
Speaker 13: I told her that's how I raised her, and her
Speaker 13: child is no different. I think my daughter and my
Speaker 13: granddaughter owe me an apology. Don't you you know we
Speaker 13: could fix that.
Speaker 8: Don't don't don't bring your baby over here no more,
Speaker 8: mm because what I do at my house is the
Speaker 8: way we do it at my house.
Speaker 1: That's basically what she said.
Speaker 8: Now, I understand you might not want me smoking around
Speaker 8: your daughter because it's not fair to smoke around children
Speaker 8: because second hand smoke is real, So I understand that,
Speaker 8: But to cuss it, you're gonna.
Speaker 1: Get cussed out. That's why you drop a lot.
Speaker 11: I'm all red me Steve, the baby seven.
Speaker 12: Okay, we was getting cussed out a second at the
Speaker 12: gate four.
Speaker 1: Three five months. I don't even remember not being right
Speaker 1: for that part.
Speaker 13: Oh, so do you think she wants to know? Does
Speaker 13: her daughter owe her an apology? And the granddaughter the
Speaker 13: granddaughter seven? Yeah, the grandmother thinks they both owe her
Speaker 13: an apology.
Speaker 1: It's seven year.
Speaker 8: Old gonna tell everything. If you don't want nothing told, don't,
Speaker 8: don't do it or say it around the child. That's right,
Speaker 8: because you can't put them on on on Snitch Watch.
Speaker 8: You can't put them on the Hey keep a secret,
Speaker 8: you can't do it. They don't know what that is yet.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I can't keep them on mute man. Ain't nobody
Speaker 1: fitting apologize?
Speaker 11: How does she say it? How does she tell her grandmother.
Speaker 1: And my grandma?
Speaker 8: Yeah, and she was smoking sick the best, and she
Speaker 8: made me clean the whole house and she told me
Speaker 8: if my black ass didn't do it, she was gonna
Speaker 8: beat the sugar honey, ice tea out of me. And
Speaker 8: I said, well, damn, Grandma, she should got your little
Speaker 8: black ants in there like I told you and did.
Speaker 8: I said, Grandma, that's f doup. Grandmama said, I don't
Speaker 8: have what you think of jef though they both. I said,
Speaker 8: when I come in there, it better be clean. Then
Speaker 8: I told her I'm gonna tell my mama. She said,
Speaker 8: I kick your mama egg.
Speaker 11: All right, that's what the baby told her mom.
Speaker 13: Okay, all right, I think we have time for one
Speaker 13: more Steve.
Speaker 11: This is from Sarah and Toledo.
Speaker 13: Sarah says, I have a fourteen year old son that
Speaker 13: loves expensive tennis shoes and I let him order them online.
Speaker 13: He has a two pair. He has two pair of
Speaker 13: Jordan's that he has never worn, and I can't return them.
Speaker 13: The married guy that I'm dating has a twelve year
Speaker 13: old son that wears the same shoe size as my son.
Speaker 13: So I offered to give my boyfriend the Jordan's for
Speaker 13: his son. He won't let his son have them because
Speaker 13: he's scared of what his wife will say. Why can't
Speaker 13: he be a man and tell his wife the sneakers
Speaker 13: are a gift.
Speaker 1: The married God God?
Speaker 8: Oh, Steve, does she say to marry God, I'm dating? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 8: Why can't he be a man and tell.
Speaker 11: He was that they were just a gift?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, he's from a side piece. Stupid.
Speaker 11: It's so generous, isn't she.
Speaker 8: You are ignorant? You are ignorant. Let letter right, I'm
Speaker 8: not helping her. I ain't got no time for Sara.
Speaker 8: It's mess. Why can't he be a man.
Speaker 11: From Toledo, Ohio?
Speaker 14: Wow?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 13: And you know her son is going to be mad
Speaker 13: if she gives away a pair of his sneakers.
Speaker 11: What are you doing, mom?
Speaker 1: Well, he's never won them.
Speaker 13: Yeah, so we can have that one.
Speaker 1: But his son getting them telling his mama.
Speaker 10: Oh no, yeah, George Trump, because the mama.
Speaker 1: Gonna ask a bunch of questions.
Speaker 11: Yeah, you more, son's gonna tell it all right.
Speaker 13: Coming up to twenty minutes after the hour, we'll have
Speaker 13: more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 15: Right after this, you're listening Harvey Morning Show.
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Speaker 1: It's just not.
Speaker 13: We'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming
Speaker 13: up at thirty three minutes after the hour, we will
Speaker 13: play a round of would you rather?
Speaker 11: Right after this.
Speaker 13: You're listening Harvey Morning Show. It's time now for a
Speaker 13: round of would you rather? Would you rather be the
Speaker 13: President of the United States for one day? The president
Speaker 13: now all that power for one day? Or a billionaire
Speaker 13: for one day? Which one billion million? You don't want
Speaker 13: to run the country for a day be the most
Speaker 13: powerful man in the world.
Speaker 12: Nor most frustrating job.
Speaker 1: Nope, But Bill, I'm.
Speaker 13: So powerful a billion uh huh.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be lost thought. I'm gonna be exhausted.
Speaker 11: All the things you're gonna do with it.
Speaker 8: The stuff I got to buy for this day because
Speaker 8: I'm gonna use the whole builliing. You believe that I'm
Speaker 8: gonna use the whole building. I'm telling you right now,
Speaker 8: it's several buildings gonna get fought.
Speaker 1: All right.
Speaker 13: Would you rather laugh out loud during sex or yawn
Speaker 13: continually during sex?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I ain't young. Ay, We're gonna laugh at it. Cousin,
Speaker 1: I can't believe it. It's funny to me too. I
Speaker 1: can't believe I'm in here.
Speaker 8: Yeah, it ain't no laughing. I've cried before. It'll be laughing.
Speaker 8: I don't know what the hell for.
Speaker 12: So you're gonna like you're born No, no, no, no no.
Speaker 1: I just said, there's no yonning. I'm too busy for that.
Speaker 8: But I'm not gonna I'm not gonna be laughing though
Speaker 8: now I cried before.
Speaker 11: Those are your choices, laughing or yanni.
Speaker 1: I don't know what to take. Yeah, all right.
Speaker 13: Would you rather be the ugliest person in the world
Speaker 13: or the smelliest person in the world?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 18: Man, come on, Yeah, I'm fine, but I think Okay.
Speaker 8: I don't want to think, and I refuse to be ugly.
Speaker 8: Oh you can get off that one right now.
Speaker 1: You can stop refusing right now.
Speaker 8: You might not be the ugliest person in the world,
Speaker 8: but you're the most unattracted person on this dram show.
Speaker 8: I mean I've been that before. I walked in the
Speaker 8: room and been the most unattracted person in the room.
Speaker 8: You just have to know that. It's just had to deal.
Speaker 11: With it, be confident in that.
Speaker 8: And then the three men on this show have all
Speaker 8: experienced that. And shut up line. You have been in
Speaker 8: the room tomy. I watched a TV show Ready for
Speaker 8: Love read I'm yeah, I watched Ready to Love You
Speaker 8: like this person in the room one time?
Speaker 1: Co time. No, no, I'm not taking that. We got
Speaker 1: an episode. We got episode run to tap. I've seen
Speaker 1: you in the room with all them girls.
Speaker 8: You don't think you was most untext person to know
Speaker 8: what we know?
Speaker 11: Of course?
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, I've seen you in the room
Speaker 1: with all the men too.
Speaker 11: No, I ain't going All right, that's today's round of
Speaker 11: which you're rather coming up next.
Speaker 13: We'll close out the show with the phone call from
Speaker 13: Steve when he called Stephen A.
Speaker 11: Smith right after this.
Speaker 15: You're listening morning show.
Speaker 13: All right, Here we are, guys, last break of the
Speaker 13: day on this Wednesday hump day. Now, Steve, instead of closing,
Speaker 13: you wanted to do something different.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 8: The other day Stephen A. Smith threw out the first
Speaker 8: pitch at the Yankees game.
Speaker 1: Okay, it was horrible.
Speaker 8: Molly Quinn digs at him whenever she gets the chance.
Speaker 8: So they gave us a call and said, Steve, have
Speaker 8: you seen the pitch? And I saw the pitch? They said,
Speaker 8: would you call in to roast Stephen A.
Speaker 1: Smith. It would be my honor, that's what you said.
Speaker 1: So it was a phone call, so I called, so
Speaker 1: it won't be different from the radio.
Speaker 8: They showed Stephen A throwing the pitch out several times
Speaker 8: on the screen, and they had a picture of me
Speaker 8: up just a headshot and me talking to Steven A.
Speaker 1: Smith, Molly Quinn, and Ryan Clark. Here's the phone.
Speaker 5: Call Steve Harvey, good morning.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, did you see.
Speaker 5: Oh God. First of all, let me say, oh my.
Speaker 17: God, the embarrassed myth that has been heaped upon me.
Speaker 5: You know how many calls out and took from my
Speaker 5: frat brother's going, hey, man, ain't Stephen Ain't your boy?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Kind stephen A smill brother, Man, I love your dog,
Speaker 5: but I could not believe what I thought. Now everybody
Speaker 5: been kind of, you know, going light and you know,
Speaker 5: my boy Ryan.
Speaker 17: He's your pardon and everything. I listened to him.
Speaker 5: Man, I don't know if anybody's called the end of
Speaker 5: the day who's actually thrown out a first pitch. But
Speaker 5: I've actually thrown out a first pitch At.
Speaker 17: The Cubs game in Chicago.
Speaker 5: I walked up to the mound I'm actually ten twelve
Speaker 5: years older than you.
Speaker 17: I lean back.
Speaker 5: I picked Kappa on it, dead center of the mint.
Speaker 5: Nice pop.
Speaker 17: What she did yesterday.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, fucks just sucks to the highest. You know.
Speaker 5: First of all, let me tell you what it was
Speaker 5: for Lee Stevens. It was that averagance stroll up to
Speaker 5: the mound and that care free flip.
Speaker 17: Of the ball like you had just struck out the
Speaker 17: previous eleven last battle.
Speaker 5: I said, just.
Speaker 3: It was amazing to me.
Speaker 19: And then you cop back and you threw that bunny
Speaker 19: hop ass baseball it damn near road to the texture
Speaker 19: and the other thing everybody's been talking about that little
Speaker 19: wild leg.
Speaker 5: I know what the wild leg was for Stephen.
Speaker 17: When you threw it, you saw it was short, so
Speaker 17: you tried to kick it. That's what I telled this
Speaker 17: dude right there.
Speaker 5: And then the worship. Oh I've been waiting on this
Speaker 5: phone call. Thank y'all for taking to call my Look.
Speaker 17: The worst of it for me was the risk slip
Speaker 17: at the end. What the hell was that about?
Speaker 5: You held it out like somebody dad, Oh, Stevehen, what
Speaker 5: have you?
Speaker 1: Don't I choke?
Speaker 9: Bro?
Speaker 1: I got I was I was doing fine.
Speaker 18: I was ready, and then I got up on that
Speaker 18: man man, and it looked like it was a mile away.
Speaker 11: I said, oh my lord, what am I doing here?
Speaker 1: What? What the hell has happened to me? You know,
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know what that man all.
Speaker 17: I could tell before?
Speaker 5: No, no, no, I fell out the I had kepper
Speaker 5: on the ball. I'd never thrown out one before. I
Speaker 5: still a picture of Molly.
Speaker 17: I wish they.
Speaker 1: Had the right there, it's right there, s there we go. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: we got some text for you. Yep.
Speaker 5: Oh my god. See that over the top, the release
Speaker 5: from the top. That's how you throw a baseball. Your
Speaker 5: throw was damned near fifty finish. The only thing the
Speaker 5: difference between you and fifty cent was kids went wade left.
Speaker 5: That's the only difference even that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, straight, mine was straight.
Speaker 13: Mine's went my mine went straight, and eventually it got
Speaker 13: over home play.
Speaker 1: That's my argument. Eventually you got over home play. That's
Speaker 1: what happened. A minute.
Speaker 5: Are you really are you really trying to hang on
Speaker 5: to that?
Speaker 8: No, no, listen, man, you know baseball, oh two pitch
Speaker 8: breaking ball.
Speaker 1: You know, Vladimiga River would have swung at that pitch.
Speaker 1: You know, what I'm saying, that's what, that's what. That's
Speaker 1: no what I'm swing I'm coming from it.
Speaker 5: Listened to me. The only athlete that would have swung
Speaker 5: at that is a golfer. That's the only person that
Speaker 5: swings at that pitch. It wasn't a oh and two
Speaker 5: breaking ball. It was a broken arm. You threw that ball.
Speaker 5: Look at that pitcher, man, You see that form.
Speaker 17: That's athletic. Oh, and then you know I did good.
Speaker 5: Oh my goodness, I bowed. I'm so good. Can I
Speaker 5: say one to think?
Speaker 17: Ryan, I gotta take it.
Speaker 5: I've been watching you, boy, I gotta been watching you.
Speaker 9: Man.
Speaker 5: Ryan Clark is strong and so much necked up. Boy,
Speaker 5: And Molly Quinn, you're gonna be a major start.
Speaker 12: You're gonna be a major nice nice yeah.
Speaker 11: Yeah, you.
Speaker 1: Know because when he strolled up to the plate, he
Speaker 1: was walking up there, you know how he walked like
Speaker 1: he owned everything.
Speaker 8: He was tossing the ball like yeah, tossing it up
Speaker 8: and down, catching that saying okay, apologizes all my frat.
Speaker 1: Brothers that called me coming. Hey man, Steven, ain't your boy?
Speaker 8: Yeah right then, Hey, y'all listen, try to remember something today.
Speaker 1: No matter what you got.
Speaker 8: Know that that no matter what you're going through, God
Speaker 8: is there. Don't think he's not watching. Don't think he
Speaker 8: don't care, because he does. He gonna get you through it.
Speaker 8: I'm a living withness. God will get you through anything.
Speaker 8: Y'all take care of Talk to God today. He'd absolutely
Speaker 8: love to hear from you. All right, y'all have a
Speaker 8: good one man, See y'all tomorrow.
Speaker 1: YEP.
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