Speaker 1: Okay, don't tell my radio bosses, but podcast listeners are
Speaker 1: so much cooler. Yeah, okay, and listen. I love that
Speaker 1: you listen to our radio show. But like, it means
Speaker 1: so much that you spend time you come find us
Speaker 1: on the podcast and now you're here and we're gonna
Speaker 1: be together for like an hour or more. That's really great. Okay,
Speaker 1: follow our podcast and enjoy the show.
Speaker 2: This is interesting, Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning because
Speaker 2: last week we did a new segment on the show
Speaker 2: called Say Yes to the X.
Speaker 1: Oh gosh, it just blew up our textboard. People loved it.
Speaker 2: If you wondered what happened to that person that you
Speaker 2: used to date, we can connect you with them and
Speaker 2: see if a spark maybe is still there. Plus we
Speaker 2: get to find out if they're now a successful CEO
Speaker 2: or if they're still living in their parents' basement, which makes.
Speaker 1: It more likely that they'll say yes Yes.
Speaker 2: I like Brooklyns say. We got a ton of feedback
Speaker 2: on our textboard at seventy eighty five nine to two
Speaker 2: and on our YouTube channel everywhere a lot of people
Speaker 2: wanting to either do it themselves or just hear more
Speaker 2: stories from people wanting to connect with their exes. And
Speaker 2: one of the most interesting dms that we got was
Speaker 2: from an amateur private investigator who says she would be
Speaker 2: willing to dig around to find out what your ex
Speaker 2: is up to without him or her ever knowing, and
Speaker 2: you just check them out.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well that does not a good payoff lady for
Speaker 1: the radio show. I mean, hear the other person on
Speaker 1: the phone.
Speaker 2: It's a little bit of a different spin on it,
Speaker 2: but I guess we could do that, just spy on
Speaker 2: your exes for you and report back.
Speaker 1: It feels a little like, I don't know, creepy, Jeff.
Speaker 2: Well, it's not creepy for the listener. Yeah, and that's
Speaker 2: what I'm looking for. Like, you don't want to be
Speaker 2: the weirdo that goes and stalks them yourself, but if
Speaker 2: you have a bunch of radio weirdos, stalk them for you.
Speaker 2: What a great solution for our listeners out there.
Speaker 1: Why do we need a PI? When we got Alexis,
Speaker 1: you wouldn't believe what she's able to find. Whoever you need?
Speaker 2: First thing, I said, worry. We understand relationships aren't easy
Speaker 2: and most of us wonder about the one that got
Speaker 2: away so why not have us help you out with that?
Speaker 3: Wait?
Speaker 1: Is this actually something we're gonna work with this woman
Speaker 1: to do this? What do you say we might?
Speaker 2: We'll see what the interest is text in seventy five
Speaker 2: nine to two. If you want us to stalk your
Speaker 2: exes secretly for you?
Speaker 1: You's enough exes, right like you? Just you need to
Speaker 1: do it for somebody else?
Speaker 3: What? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Oh I don't have an ex is what you're saying. Okay, yes,
Speaker 2: thank you for bringing that up. Okay, all right, I'm sad.
Speaker 2: Let's move on and go to the Shock College Question
Speaker 2: of the Day with Digital Jake. Jake, what do we
Speaker 2: got going today?
Speaker 4: Well, everyone here will be happy to know our next
Speaker 4: paid week of vacation is still months and months away.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I mean, who needs exotic travel and relaxation when we
Speaker 4: could be trapped inside this tiny, gray soundproof room for
Speaker 4: ten hours a day.
Speaker 2: Wow?
Speaker 4: But today is World Tourism Day, So to celebrate the
Speaker 4: baycations we're currently not allowed to take, we'll go around
Speaker 4: the world metaphorically talking about unusual cities, monuments, and attractions
Speaker 4: during a special one and done tourist edition of the
Speaker 4: Shot Collar Question of the Day. It's Alexis's turn, and
Speaker 4: like always, she cannot receive any help from you in
Speaker 4: the room. Alexis in Ortona, Italy, there's an attraction that
Speaker 4: people come from miles to sea. What is it? Is
Speaker 4: it A a free flowing river of tomato sauce? B
Speaker 4: a public water fountain but instead of water, it's wine.
Speaker 4: Or see a famous vampire graveyard built next to a
Speaker 4: garlic orchard.
Speaker 5: Keep them garlic orchards next to every cemetery.
Speaker 1: Vampires, zombies, wooden steaks with zombies. What is zombies? Can
Speaker 1: we get zombies blow their heads on? According to the
Speaker 1: walking makes sense?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've heard you can just talk to them nicely and.
Speaker 1: They're still feeling somewhere like I would go to any
Speaker 1: of these.
Speaker 6: The wine water fountain would be.
Speaker 1: Well, apparently there's a trail in Spain that has that.
Speaker 1: Is that sanitary? No, but it doesn't matter.
Speaker 6: I'm gonna go the wine water fountain, Alexi said.
Speaker 4: Wine fountain that is. The people in Ortona won't say
Speaker 4: what kind of wine is in it, but they do
Speaker 4: have positive reviews. They don't want to.
Speaker 1: We're probably a little bit of everything on.
Speaker 4: One Jose, it's your question. Now out of the top
Speaker 4: six most visited tourist attractions in the US. Three are
Speaker 4: in New York. Please name them.
Speaker 5: Oh well, the first one's obvious. That's gotta be a
Speaker 5: Times Square. The second thing would be the Statue of
Speaker 5: Liberty there it is right.
Speaker 2: Well, you need to be careful because he said the
Speaker 2: most visited, which is different than the most popular.
Speaker 5: That's a good point because you got to make a
Speaker 5: boat to them.
Speaker 2: The park is right there in Central Park. It's right there,
Speaker 2: like it's you can walk there.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna say Times Square. I'm gonna say Statue of Liberty.
Speaker 1: Okay, Empire State. Oh, I forget what that one?
Speaker 2: Well, I'm gonna go with j Park, Central Park, Central Park.
Speaker 4: Jose gave Times Square, Central Park, and the Statue of
Speaker 4: Liberty as his three answers. I'll tell you Times Square
Speaker 4: is number one, fifty million tours a year, Central Park
Speaker 4: number two, forty two million tourists a year, and the
Speaker 4: Statue of Liberty is on my list at number twenty five,
Speaker 4: only four million tourists a year. Number three, or though,
Speaker 4: when you missed Jose was Grand Central Station one million.
Speaker 4: So I'm sorry, Jose, that is incorrect. Brook. It's your turn. Okay,
Speaker 4: one famous monument is starting to lean and it can
Speaker 4: even be noticed with the name I. Architects say, within
Speaker 4: a few thousand years it will be the same angle
Speaker 4: as the leaning Tower of Pisa. Is Now, which monument
Speaker 4: is it? Is it A the Eiffel Tower, B Big
Speaker 4: Ben aka the Elizabeth Tower, or c the roller coaster
Speaker 4: at New York, New York in Las Vegas.
Speaker 2: They're not gonna shut it down if it's leaned all
Speaker 2: the way. Someone was built on a.
Speaker 1: Landfill off the actually charge you more.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm leaning now more extream.
Speaker 1: I mean, Okay, here's the thing. The Eiffel Tower is
Speaker 1: triangle shape, which is a pretty solid foundation, you know
Speaker 1: what I'm saying, Like, I'm just thinking of what would lean.
Speaker 1: But Big Ben feels just the structure of it feels
Speaker 1: like it's more likely to tell the time I'm going
Speaker 1: to London. That thing's under construction.
Speaker 6: You can't never see it.
Speaker 2: And it's located right next to the river. The river.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna go Elizabeth Tower, Brooks said, Elizabeth Tower.
Speaker 7: That is.
Speaker 4: We're two for three. Jose's the only only getting shocked. Jeffrey,
Speaker 4: it's your question.
Speaker 5: Now.
Speaker 4: An African village named Ganvy dates back to the sixteenth
Speaker 4: century and has a population of twenty thousand people. Ganvy
Speaker 4: is unique because it's the largest city in Africa that
Speaker 4: is entirely what is it? A built on stilts, b
Speaker 4: lacking front doors as the community believes it drives distance
Speaker 4: between neighbors or c controlled by a roving pack of
Speaker 4: feral dogs.
Speaker 1: Now you're gonna go with that flowering worm option again.
Speaker 2: Yeah, flower worms, sixteenth century Africa and no front doors?
Speaker 2: How do you get into the building?
Speaker 1: He doesn't mean like no door frame, like no door
Speaker 1: to shut.
Speaker 2: Oh, I thought you're born, You're born in and you
Speaker 2: can never leave live start digging. Top dogs are parking
Speaker 2: built on stilts, Jeff, just knocking? What's it look like
Speaker 2: out there? Let's just go crazy with this one and
Speaker 2: say a bunch of feral dogs rules the city. Yeah,
Speaker 2: let's go.
Speaker 4: Jeff went with the roving pack of feral dogs.
Speaker 3: That is.
Speaker 4: Gambia is built on stilt. They call it the Venice
Speaker 4: of Africa.
Speaker 2: Okay, well, Jose and I did not get our questions right.
Speaker 2: We're going to be getting shocked. Somebody wanted to hear
Speaker 2: like a g six by far Oh.
Speaker 5: Poping bottles in the ice like a blizzard.
Speaker 2: When we dream, we do it right, getting that's your
Speaker 2: shot collar question of the.
Speaker 3: Day, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: I don't want to call people out, but I do
Speaker 2: feel like some people in this room have been holding
Speaker 2: back from the show, not giving it there all, and
Speaker 2: it's unacceptable. All right, oh boy, before we get into
Speaker 2: our next segment, I need jeff everyone to hold up
Speaker 2: your right hand and repeat after me. Okay, this is
Speaker 2: the holding back I'm talking about.
Speaker 4: Let's what do you want?
Speaker 2: Jeff I state your name, I say, do solemnly swear
Speaker 2: to tell all of our listeners.
Speaker 1: Do you solemnly swear tells exactly what's on my mind,
Speaker 1: exactly what I will.
Speaker 2: Be completely honest and transparent, will be complete and laugh
Speaker 2: at all of Jeffrey's jokes, even the bad ones.
Speaker 5: I'll laugh at all the jokes, especially the bad honest.
Speaker 2: So help me Brook, Help me Brook.
Speaker 1: I'm not helping you.
Speaker 2: Hashtag girl, truth lawyer thing. Okay, that wasn't perfect, but
Speaker 2: I'm gonna take it. Nothing here is so now that
Speaker 2: we're officially under oath and ready to bear our soul
Speaker 2: and laugh at all of my jokes. It's time to
Speaker 2: do a brand new What's on Your Mind that's coming up.
Speaker 2: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning, and I just
Speaker 2: had a cartoon paper clip pop up and say, it
Speaker 2: looks like you're trying to host a radio segment. Would
Speaker 2: you like some help with that? No, Clippy, I don't
Speaker 2: want help, and I obviously need to get a new computer.
Speaker 1: You haven't run an update in a while.
Speaker 2: No, probably turn this one in, But we're gonna do
Speaker 2: a clippy free edition of What's on Your Mind where
Speaker 2: we go around to figure out what all the hosts
Speaker 2: I've been thinking about lately, starting with Brooke Brook What's
Speaker 2: on your Mind?
Speaker 1: I almost lost all of my teeth. I'm not even
Speaker 1: exaggerating you, guys. I went to the dentist to pick
Speaker 1: up a night guard. I've never had a night guard before.
Speaker 1: I'm like a grinder and a.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So I go in and they're like, oh, it's done,
Speaker 1: and just pop it in. Try it on. So I
Speaker 1: pop it in and she's like, how does it feel like?
Speaker 7: PI?
Speaker 1: You know you can't talk with these big things in
Speaker 1: your mouth. She's like, okay, take it off, you guys.
Speaker 1: It would not come off. So she reaches into my
Speaker 1: mouth and she's like, oh, oh god, it's not coming off.
Speaker 1: Then they call in the next dental assistant. So now
Speaker 1: there's two dental hygienis in my mouth on each side
Speaker 1: trying to pull this thing off, and I think my
Speaker 1: teeth are gonna come out with it. It is so
Speaker 1: tight it's like suctioned into my mouth. So then the
Speaker 1: dentist comes in. Now we're twenty five minutes into this ordeal.
Speaker 1: It is a huge thing all over the office. He's like,
Speaker 1: I'll just have to cut this thing off, and he's
Speaker 1: drilling in the plastic which is so thick, and he
Speaker 1: finally gets through and you guys, it still is stuck.
Speaker 1: So then I'm like, how about the hot water? And
Speaker 1: so she goes and gets these Dixie cups of hot water,
Speaker 1: you know, the blue Dixie cups if they have at
Speaker 1: every dentist place, and she's like, try this. So I'm
Speaker 1: a swishing water and anyway, after forty minutes, the water
Speaker 1: worked and it finally came.
Speaker 2: Off, and do you know how it?
Speaker 1: They're like, oh, you'll have a new one here in
Speaker 1: two weeks, and I'm like, I don't know if I
Speaker 1: walk again. I don't know if I want it. I
Speaker 1: was like, what would have happened if I put that
Speaker 1: on at home without trying it on at the dentist
Speaker 1: office for even years?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm glad your mouth's doing okay.
Speaker 1: Today, we'll see in two weeks your mind.
Speaker 5: If you don't know, I live right literally in front
Speaker 5: of a huge arena.
Speaker 2: Okay, So I call the uber.
Speaker 5: I go downstairs, and when I go outside, there's traffic.
Speaker 1: Everywhere, probably an event or something.
Speaker 5: There was an event going on which I didn't realize,
Speaker 5: and the guy's there with this emergandise.
Speaker 2: I hop in Immediately.
Speaker 1: The guy yells at me what.
Speaker 2: He's yelling at me?
Speaker 5: Saying, why would you ever call an uber during a concert?
Speaker 5: And I go, oh, is that what's happening? He goes,
Speaker 5: you don't know what's happening.
Speaker 1: Oh, he's mad at you.
Speaker 2: I go, no, I don't.
Speaker 5: He goes, you live right in front of an arena
Speaker 5: and you don't know what's going on? And I go, no,
Speaker 5: I don't look up the schedule every night?
Speaker 2: And why don't you look up the schedule every night?
Speaker 5: He's just he was blocking traffic.
Speaker 2: He should.
Speaker 1: Today you're arguing back arguing.
Speaker 5: To the point guys, I almost and I've never done this, I.
Speaker 2: Almost said, hey, can you just pull over?
Speaker 4: Man, I'm gonna get it.
Speaker 5: I'd rather give my money to another uber driver. Wow, rude,
Speaker 5: so awkward silence for like a minute, and then he goes, well,
Speaker 5: what do you do for a living? And I go, oh,
Speaker 5: I'm a radio personality.
Speaker 1: Oh no, for what.
Speaker 5: Bricket Jeffrey in the Morning. Oh my god, I love
Speaker 5: that show. Oh that's my favorite show.
Speaker 2: No way, you're jose And I'm like, yep. So then
Speaker 2: the other half.
Speaker 1: Am I right, well, why haven't you laughed?
Speaker 5: So the other half he loves me, He loves all
Speaker 5: of you guys. He couldn't upsetting.
Speaker 2: May great And so then he drops me.
Speaker 1: Off and You're like, how do you tip?
Speaker 4: Exactly?
Speaker 2: I'm like, what do I do?
Speaker 5: Do I want to give him the maybe I don't know,
Speaker 5: one star, two stars and like, no tip for being rude,
Speaker 5: or do I.
Speaker 2: Go off the second half?
Speaker 5: And I'm like, he's a huge fan, nice wealth, you
Speaker 5: could have had a bad day. So I'm a sucker,
Speaker 5: and I gave in and I gave him five stars
Speaker 5: on a twenty percent tip.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I feel guilty about it. We can be
Speaker 2: bought if you tell us not for much. Yeah, on
Speaker 2: your mind.
Speaker 6: You guys know, I hate confrontation like a many sore
Speaker 6: with anybody literally ever creday. I was at a coffee
Speaker 6: shop with my friend. We get like two coffees. It's
Speaker 6: like fifteen dollars. I don't know, something like that. Okay,
Speaker 6: we go back the next day, exact same order. I'm
Speaker 6: going to pay and they're like, okay, that'll be forty
Speaker 6: five dollars. Who But I was like, coffee wrong, But
Speaker 6: I don't want to like say something.
Speaker 1: There's like a line and there's like people.
Speaker 6: It was just so awkward. So I go to do
Speaker 6: my apple pay and like I'm literally doing it. But
Speaker 6: then my friend did interject and say something to that.
Speaker 6: But then it got awkward because the employee was confused
Speaker 6: and I was confused, and.
Speaker 1: Everybody was just so weird. And I didn't pay it,
Speaker 1: but I was going to. That is disturbing. I'm still
Speaker 1: uncomfortable by the whole situation. Actually, I wish I had
Speaker 1: just paid it. At this point, I'm realizing it's kind
Speaker 1: of a problem now.
Speaker 6: Yeah, and anyways, if you ever seen me somewheer. Please
Speaker 6: don't try to up charge me because I will.
Speaker 1: I thought you had your friend with you. I know, alright,
Speaker 1: all right, Jeffy, what's on your mind.
Speaker 2: I'm just kind of in a complaining mood today, so
Speaker 2: I'm gonna rattle off my top three for the week.
Speaker 1: I'm not anti this at all. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Number one. I went to a climbing gym and I
Speaker 2: could see the one for kids only next to us,
Speaker 2: and the parents are so overprotective. They are inside the
Speaker 2: children's climbing structure with their kids human shielding them the
Speaker 2: entire way. Let your kids climb. Okay, it's a padded structure,
Speaker 2: they'll be okay. Let me jumped on. Second, I have
Speaker 2: a bone to pick with the grocery store near me.
Speaker 2: If you say your rotisserie chickens are going to be
Speaker 2: ready by eleven am every day, stick to it. Have
Speaker 2: them ready by eleven am, but don't make me show
Speaker 2: up at eleven ten to get my ingredients from my
Speaker 2: homemade stew. And they're like, oh, sorry, the chickens aren't
Speaker 2: going to be ready till twelve thirty today.
Speaker 1: Really early for a series.
Speaker 2: I'm making a stew. It needs days in the whole
Speaker 2: day in order to make the stew for it. And finally,
Speaker 2: I send out an email every Monday on this show
Speaker 2: asking certain people to help me come up with song
Speaker 2: ideas for the week. Severely underwhelmed by the recent suggestions
Speaker 2: from the people on the team, let me give you
Speaker 2: some examples that I've gotten recently. One person suggested a
Speaker 2: song about being nice to your neighbors, like I'm tricking
Speaker 2: mister Rogers or something, taking up to my shoes and
Speaker 2: singing about it. Category same person wanted a song sang
Speaker 2: about the first FedEx delivery that happened fifty years ago.
Speaker 2: How did you do a whole exactly? The person behinds
Speaker 2: both of those suggestions Alexisville.
Speaker 1: Ideas.
Speaker 2: So I being it today, Alexis You're out, Brook, You're
Speaker 2: You're on the song squad.
Speaker 1: There's no option.
Speaker 2: That's what's on my mind. Big changes coming all over
Speaker 2: the place. Text in seventy five nine two, tell us
Speaker 2: what's been on yours? It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the.
Speaker 3: Morning, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: I got a lot of texts coming in at seventy
Speaker 2: five and nine two with people sharing what's been on
Speaker 2: their mind. This one says Jeffrey not a doctor, but
Speaker 2: you might want to have your gallbladder looked at. Oh
Speaker 2: somebody coming onto me. No, that's not somebody want to
Speaker 2: look at my gall bladder. Huhy your gallbladders poking out.
Speaker 1: I don't think that's how you get.
Speaker 2: To your gallbladder how you get to mind? Another text
Speaker 2: came in. I know pickleball is popular, but during COVID
Speaker 2: disc golf was growing. I don't think i'd find it fun.
Speaker 2: But y'all it's addicting and the discs are cool too. Dude,
Speaker 2: I want to try this.
Speaker 1: I want to how's a single lie again?
Speaker 2: Another someone says, you guys, ever consider yourselves more like
Speaker 2: virtual coworkers than radio hosts, because I like to imagine
Speaker 2: you guys are in the cube next to me and
Speaker 2: I'm just sitting and listening to my loud co workers
Speaker 2: while I'm at work.
Speaker 1: Okay, so we're like your obnoxious people in your office.
Speaker 2: You're dropping us past the stapler.
Speaker 1: I don't think of us that way.
Speaker 2: You know what, we're not inviting him to launch?
Speaker 3: Yeah, sorry, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: Imagine winning an unlimited shopping spree is so excited, but
Speaker 2: it's at your weird neighbor's garage sale.
Speaker 1: I never know what you could get.
Speaker 2: Or sailing on a private yacht in the Caribbean in
Speaker 2: the middle of a hurricane, or hiring a private chef
Speaker 2: to cook for you and your spouse a seven course dinner,
Speaker 2: but the chef is brook.
Speaker 5: Extra private.
Speaker 2: It just goes to show even the most perfectly planned
Speaker 2: romantic date can go completely haywire with just one small tweak.
Speaker 2: That's exactly what happened for some of our listeners who
Speaker 2: had high hopes of going into a first date and
Speaker 2: instead they ended up right here telling their nightmare stories.
Speaker 2: For a brand new Battle of the Tinder Dates. Okay,
Speaker 2: it's coming up.
Speaker 3: One dating app then dares right, the question is whose
Speaker 3: love life is more tragic. It's Battle of the Tinder Dates.
Speaker 2: It's the dating game show that's proud to send every
Speaker 2: contestant home with at least three new phobias guaranteed to
Speaker 2: last a lifetime. It's a Battle of the Tender Dates
Speaker 2: where two of our listeners go head to head to
Speaker 2: figure out whose dating life is the most tragic. We'll
Speaker 2: explain the rules in just a second. First, let's meet
Speaker 2: today's contestants. In this corner, she admits she's a talker
Speaker 2: and in the last few months, she's put four dates
Speaker 2: to sleep before the appetizers even arrived at the table.
Speaker 2: Me snoring, Lauren, I.
Speaker 1: Go, you gotta keep your stories quick on this segment, okay.
Speaker 2: And in the other corner, she expects all her dates
Speaker 2: to participate in her therapy sessions retail therapy. That is,
Speaker 2: so got to open up those wallets, boys for blank Cheka, Rebecca.
Speaker 1: That's right, therapist.
Speaker 2: So all right, here's how the game works, ladies. One
Speaker 2: contestant is going to start by telling one of their
Speaker 2: worst dating stories. Then the other will try and counter
Speaker 2: with the nightmare story of their own. We're gonna go
Speaker 2: back back and forth for three rounds until we declare
Speaker 2: a winner. We're going to start things off with snoring, Lauren.
Speaker 2: Let's get it, okay.
Speaker 8: So I was out with a guy at a nice
Speaker 8: dinner and we were getting along. So he invited me
Speaker 8: back to his place. And when we get there, I'm
Speaker 8: totally confused because it's a college.
Speaker 2: Dorm and he is he college aged?
Speaker 8: No, Because I was like, what's going He's not college age?
Speaker 7: And I was like, do you live here?
Speaker 1: You could be non traditional students. I thinks, I guess yeah,
Speaker 1: but no.
Speaker 8: So he lives with his parents, but his younger brother
Speaker 8: was the ra and he said we could. He could
Speaker 8: rent us the room there for three hours from him,
Speaker 8: and it.
Speaker 1: Is running a hustle romantic. It's so genius of the
Speaker 1: younger brother.
Speaker 2: Rebecca.
Speaker 7: Time is it back? Okay?
Speaker 9: Well, so, speaking of their I'm on a first date
Speaker 9: with a guy and he's like, oh, I've got a
Speaker 9: fun surprise for us. So I'm like, yay, I like surprises. Well,
Speaker 9: it turned out it was couples counseling.
Speaker 1: I thought that was just supposed to be a nickname Jeffrey.
Speaker 7: No, but it's worse.
Speaker 9: It's worse because a therapist introduced herself as his mother.
Speaker 9: Oh oh yes, and he's like, don't feel weird. We're
Speaker 9: very close family. My mom's the only one who knows
Speaker 9: my deepest, darkest secret.
Speaker 2: Now kiss him in front of me, Lauren. We're back
Speaker 2: to you.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 8: A guy invited me over for dinner at his place,
Speaker 8: and at one point we start talking about our future.
Speaker 8: He asked if I want kids, and I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 8: you know, sure, Like too, preferably what I've always imagined.
Speaker 8: And he gets a big grin on its face and whistled,
Speaker 8: and then two kids come running up the stairs from
Speaker 8: the base. He doesn't tell he has kids, so it
Speaker 8: was so awkward and I didn't know what to say.
Speaker 8: And he was just like, it looks like it's meant
Speaker 8: to bet.
Speaker 2: I bet he had six kids down there, and he
Speaker 2: was like, whatever number. She says, that many needs to
Speaker 2: come upstairs.
Speaker 1: I just can't believe. They answered by whistle, Rebecca, what
Speaker 1: you got?
Speaker 9: Oh my god? Okay, So this guy invites me camping
Speaker 9: and I met him there at the campsite, like we
Speaker 9: drove separately. Right. The camp site's nice, it's set up
Speaker 9: real well, he's cooking dinner even, everything's going great. And
Speaker 9: then out of the blue, this family, like family of four,
Speaker 9: walks up starts yelling at us, and he's like, run run.
Speaker 9: It turns out he didn't own the camping gear. He
Speaker 9: just took over somebody else's sight.
Speaker 1: I think they weren't going to come back.
Speaker 2: So did you fight? You didn't fight the family to
Speaker 2: get to take over the camping site?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 7: I was mortified.
Speaker 2: You're on to the third and Final Round needs your
Speaker 2: best stories here, ladies. So Snore and Lauren give it
Speaker 2: to us.
Speaker 4: Okay.
Speaker 8: So I tendered date and I bonded over like we
Speaker 8: both liked true crime and asked if I wanted to
Speaker 8: go to the courthouse because he had an inn and
Speaker 8: could get us a VIP experience, and I.
Speaker 10: Didn't know what that meant, but I was like sure.
Speaker 8: And then I get there to meet him, and he
Speaker 8: texted me the courtroom number and it turns out that
Speaker 8: what it is is his trial that he invited.
Speaker 10: Me to attend.
Speaker 8: Yes, and the work was. I sat next to three
Speaker 8: other women that he also met on tender.
Speaker 1: Whoa up to a courtroom for him.
Speaker 2: Rebecca, this is your last chance.
Speaker 9: Okay. So this guy invites me to go take dancing
Speaker 9: lessons with him. I'm like yes, I show up and
Speaker 9: the instructor keeps calling me the wrong name and I'm
Speaker 9: like whatever, And but then she asked when our wedding
Speaker 9: plan it is, you know, and that's then I find
Speaker 9: out he's actually been bringing his future wife, but she
Speaker 9: was busy that night and he didn't want to miss
Speaker 9: a day, so I was like his fill in dance
Speaker 9: partner day.
Speaker 1: How sweet? He didn't want to screw up his first dance.
Speaker 2: A favor. That's nice. Okay, I've got the final bell there.
Speaker 2: That means the match is over. We got to score
Speaker 2: this judge. So alexis, who does it go to today?
Speaker 1: Are you got Lauren for the guy with the kids
Speaker 1: in his basement? I mean Lauren courtroom and kids surprise.
Speaker 4: That's all we needed.
Speaker 2: Congratulations in Lauren, you officially put the in romantic. That
Speaker 2: was awesome. The Battle of the Tender Days. We got
Speaker 2: your phone tap coming.
Speaker 3: Up, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: When you're a married man, there's certain commandments that you
Speaker 2: need to follow, like never leave the toilet.
Speaker 1: Seed up that would be that people did that, Never.
Speaker 2: Compare your wife to another woman an appliance, and these
Speaker 2: are things you don't do. And never forget your own
Speaker 2: wedding anniversary. Now, unfortunately, that's what happened to one guy
Speaker 2: last year, just completely slipped his mind.
Speaker 7: Good.
Speaker 2: But this year, well, he's about to forget again. At
Speaker 2: that's what his wife thinks. So she set him up
Speaker 2: two days before the actual date to trick him and
Speaker 2: make him think that he already missed it.
Speaker 1: She's so good.
Speaker 2: I love this relationship. You're gonna hear it your phone
Speaker 2: tap right now? Well, Hi, I'm looking for Dariah.
Speaker 11: That's my wife.
Speaker 7: No, this isn't her phone.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, sorry, I've been trying to reach Daria, but
Speaker 2: she isn't answering her phone. So this was the secondary number.
Speaker 2: And she needs to pick up this item today.
Speaker 7: Sorry, where are you talking from again?
Speaker 2: From by electronics store. Yeah, there's an item that was
Speaker 2: said to be ready for today and she needs to
Speaker 2: come get it.
Speaker 7: No, man, she's not around. Like I can give her
Speaker 7: the message if you want, or I can. I mean
Speaker 7: I might be able to come pick it up. Like,
Speaker 7: what is it, I'll come get it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, I mean it's a new Apple Watch for
Speaker 2: an anniversary gift. Wait, what what do you mean an Apple?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 2: Oh god, you're the husband? Oh my god?
Speaker 11: Are you?
Speaker 7: I am so sorry it's my anniversary.
Speaker 2: Did I just mean a gift?
Speaker 7: I mean, dude, about watching? I'm way more worried about that.
Speaker 7: I'm so I didn't even remember. And this is the
Speaker 7: second year in a row.
Speaker 2: But see, that's why she wanted to pick up this afternoon,
Speaker 2: because she said it was urgent.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I get all that I get all that. I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: I feel so stupid right now.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm the stupid one.
Speaker 2: Now, I am the stupid one because I spoiled the gift.
Speaker 7: It's not about that, Like you just opened my eyes
Speaker 7: to the fact that I missed my anniversary for the
Speaker 7: second year in a row.
Speaker 2: Look, man, it's not too late. I can just call
Speaker 2: her and tell her the watch was delayed to day
Speaker 2: that I'll buy you some time, you know.
Speaker 7: Yeah, do that?
Speaker 2: Wait? Please wait, No, I can't. I already called her
Speaker 2: three times and left messages saying that it's ready.
Speaker 7: Damn it.
Speaker 2: Okay, let me please and let me just like try
Speaker 2: and help you out here. And I'm just asking one
Speaker 2: of my co workers.
Speaker 1: Hey, Barb, Barb, Yeah, what's the hats Chip? Good old Barb?
Speaker 2: Yeah, can you come? Can you come over here for
Speaker 2: a second?
Speaker 1: Sure?
Speaker 7: What is going on? What what going on?
Speaker 2: I have this gentleman on the phone who forgot his
Speaker 2: anniversary and it's today.
Speaker 7: I gotta go that, guys, I gotta I gotta go.
Speaker 2: Hold on. Barb's always got great ideas important, don't know.
Speaker 2: I mean, I think she's important to him. It's just
Speaker 2: he's not that great at that type of thing.
Speaker 7: You know, what do you mean? I'm not that great dude.
Speaker 7: You don't even know me.
Speaker 11: I normally remember everything.
Speaker 2: No, totally. I'm sorry about that. It's just he forgot
Speaker 2: it last year too.
Speaker 7: I know, God, my god. Guy, listen, I'm right here
Speaker 7: on the phone. I'm here.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm sorry.
Speaker 7: I can hear every word. I know.
Speaker 2: We're just working it out. So maybe it's like he's
Speaker 2: dehydrated or something and it's affecting his memory. No, that's
Speaker 2: do you have you had enough water today?
Speaker 7: Now? What's going on? I'm not hydrated?
Speaker 2: Okay, he says he's good on water.
Speaker 7: I'm good.
Speaker 2: Okay, Here, here's the phone.
Speaker 7: Okay, hello, Yeah, I'm surfing online right now to try
Speaker 7: and get something from my wife or our anniversary.
Speaker 1: No one surfs anymore.
Speaker 7: I'm sorry, I'm online.
Speaker 1: Don't buy our surfing equipment. When was the last time
Speaker 1: you were at the circa?
Speaker 2: What is going on?
Speaker 1: What's the last time you were When was the last time?
Speaker 7: What are you talking about?
Speaker 1: Let me ask you this. When was the last time
Speaker 1: you were at the circus?
Speaker 7: The circuit?
Speaker 1: My husband got me tickets to Barnum and Bailey's for
Speaker 1: our anniversary back in ninety seven. Uh, really, pressure it.
Speaker 7: You're not justn't healthy.
Speaker 2: Actually, I got it. I got it. Okay, I got
Speaker 2: an idea?
Speaker 4: Can I have the phone floor?
Speaker 7: You got what? I am dead? Here, I'm dead.
Speaker 2: A perfect gift for your wife in our store. Oh
Speaker 2: my god, it's twenty percent off this week only. It's
Speaker 2: gonna save you a lot of mine.
Speaker 7: I don't have any time to do any of this stuff, man,
Speaker 7: I don't have time.
Speaker 2: I am wrapping it up as we speak. A brand
Speaker 2: new digital scale. Oh come on god, it's got bluetooth
Speaker 2: in it.
Speaker 7: Come on, you don't give a woman a scale.
Speaker 2: It's not it's digital.
Speaker 7: I don't give a if it's digital or not. It
Speaker 7: could be straight from God himself. Can't give a scale
Speaker 7: to a woman for an anni.
Speaker 2: Do you have a new idea?
Speaker 3: I have an idea.
Speaker 1: I have an idea.
Speaker 7: I have an idea. The idea is to hang a phone.
Speaker 3: You should get her a prank phone call.
Speaker 1: They're actually free and they're through the radio show Brooke
Speaker 1: and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: That's don't you know.
Speaker 7: I'm not not No, that's a stupid idea. No, I'm
Speaker 7: not bullying.
Speaker 2: Well, that's actually what's.
Speaker 7: Not a nice thing to do for an anniversary at all.
Speaker 1: That's what she got for you, so you should do
Speaker 1: the same for her. What I think he likes it?
Speaker 7: Oh my gosh, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know, but we should tell him that we're
Speaker 1: not from the electronics.
Speaker 7: Store is a Yeah, I cannot believe it.
Speaker 1: It's actually Jeffrey for Brick and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 1: We're doing a phone tap on you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, do your wife, Daria set you up for this.
Speaker 2: Don't worry. You didn't forget your anniversary yet, you still
Speaker 2: got to more days. We were just messing with you.
Speaker 7: You knit with suggest app.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's the greatest show on Earth's big to the circus.
Speaker 3: The week up every morning was fu tap weekday mornings
Speaker 3: on the twenties, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: Whenever you need a quick ego boost to turn your
Speaker 2: day around, what things can you do to make that happen?
Speaker 1: Oh gosh, ego boost? Maybe exercise. I always feel better
Speaker 1: after I exercise.
Speaker 2: One option, you could give yourself a compliment in the mirror. Yeah, sure, okay,
Speaker 2: that's not the ugliest T shirt I've seen you wear.
Speaker 2: This week.
Speaker 1: Good for you. You have Alexis take your picture, she
Speaker 1: takes really good photos.
Speaker 2: Or you can use Brooks go to method down an
Speaker 2: entire box of wine in under five minutes before Walmart's
Speaker 2: security catches. That's thrill and it feels so good when.
Speaker 7: You get away.
Speaker 1: Huh Yeah, do the white though, because the red really
Speaker 1: gets your teeth.
Speaker 2: It does. Apparently one of our listeners as a different
Speaker 2: technique that she uses in order to give herself an
Speaker 2: instant pick me up, and not only did it lift
Speaker 2: her spirits, it led her to a guy that she
Speaker 2: really really liked to Maybe you can borrow her strategy
Speaker 2: after you hear it in a brand new Second Date update.
Speaker 2: It's coming up, Second Date Update Date. How many times
Speaker 2: have we heard guys come on this show and say, oh, man,
Speaker 2: I have a full proof way of meeting hot available
Speaker 2: ladies and it works every time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then they're always on the show with us.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Today though, she is on the other foot because
Speaker 2: there's a woman on the phone who apparently has her
Speaker 2: own sneaky way of how to meet cute single dudes.
Speaker 2: And I wonder if we're going to be shaking our
Speaker 2: heads at her too. Let's walk into the show Lily, Lily, how.
Speaker 10: You doing Hey, I'm good, Thanks, how are you doing good?
Speaker 1: Are you outside of a clinic as we speak?
Speaker 10: You found me out. Now I know why he won't
Speaker 10: call me back.
Speaker 2: We're curious about this strategy that you have, but first
Speaker 2: tell us about the guy.
Speaker 10: Well, the guy and the strategy kind of go hand
Speaker 10: in hand.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, Well, in that case, it race what I
Speaker 2: just said and tell us about the strategy.
Speaker 10: Oh man, I guess it sounds silly, but it always
Speaker 10: cheers me up. So I was having a really bad day.
Speaker 10: And when I have bad days, I take a little
Speaker 10: a cue from out of the Breakfast at Tiffany's Handbook,
Speaker 10: where I'll dress up and make myself feel really pretty,
Speaker 10: and I'll go to like some random store, and if
Speaker 10: there's a cute guy that's working there, I'll, i don't know,
Speaker 10: maybe put on a little bit of the stupid girl
Speaker 10: act and get him to sort of try to talk
Speaker 10: to me, and what.
Speaker 1: Like are these shoes.
Speaker 4: That see air?
Speaker 10: It just it makes me feel a little bit better
Speaker 10: about myself when I'm feeling down. So this particular day,
Speaker 10: I went to a pet store and oh okay.
Speaker 1: I I was picturing you in a mall or something,
Speaker 1: all right, So I was like, it's full of high
Speaker 1: school work.
Speaker 10: We're in a pet store, a pet store, and you know,
Speaker 10: there's always cute animals, which is delightful, and there's a
Speaker 10: really cute guy working there, a guy who likes animals,
Speaker 10: right exactly. So I'm s wandering around like the cat section,
Speaker 10: like with the cat beds and stuff, and when he
Speaker 10: passed by, I said, I'm so sorry. These dogbeds just
Speaker 10: look so itty bitty, like do you have anything a
Speaker 10: little bigger? Then he's all like, oh, you're in the
Speaker 10: cat section, here's the dog beds. And we kind of
Speaker 10: hit it off and we started chatting.
Speaker 1: And okay, so you use it as a conversation starter.
Speaker 2: Basically, Yeah, I could see how that would work for
Speaker 2: a guy, because dudes like to come in and be
Speaker 2: helpful and knowledgeable to a woman to make them feel
Speaker 2: good too. We would not pick up that.
Speaker 1: You were acting, yeah, more helpless. An opportunity to explain,
Speaker 1: I could not resist.
Speaker 2: And so did we learn this guy's name yet?
Speaker 10: Well, his name is Ethan, and he's really cute. He
Speaker 10: was really sweet. I actually really liked him, and we
Speaker 10: kind of hit it often. We ended up exchanging numbers.
Speaker 1: Okay, man, you are good at this.
Speaker 10: Well, gosh, there's the rest of the story. So I
Speaker 10: didn't hear anything from him, and so I tried texting
Speaker 10: him and just said, oh, you know, you were so helpful,
Speaker 10: and I just have like a couple other questions, like
Speaker 10: are you going to be in tonight when we be
Speaker 10: working next? Could I like drop in? And he wasn't
Speaker 10: really responding and when he would, he would never be working.
Speaker 10: When I was like, oh, are you going to be in?
Speaker 1: I mean, do you think you made it too professional
Speaker 1: and not flirty enough on the text?
Speaker 10: I mean I was trying to make it flirty. Okay,
Speaker 10: there are a few things in there, like I just
Speaker 10: such a great time chatting with you, and you're so helpful.
Speaker 2: And yeah, is there anything in your mind, like thinking
Speaker 2: back on your interaction where maybe something could have been
Speaker 2: off or weirded him out.
Speaker 10: The only thing I can think of is that he
Speaker 10: really thinks that I'm stupid.
Speaker 1: Oh well, there's a fine line, right, That is the
Speaker 1: chance you play when you play the dumb game.
Speaker 12: Right.
Speaker 10: So here's my thing. I have a master's I graduated
Speaker 10: from Oxford, like, oh, I know that maybe sometimes I
Speaker 10: can be a little intimidating. So part of it is
Speaker 10: just like I don't know, I'm trying to counter that.
Speaker 10: I'm trying to like make myself more approachable and.
Speaker 2: Just you know, well maybe like trying out like the
Speaker 2: dog food and tasting it yourself may have been one
Speaker 2: step over the line.
Speaker 1: But you guys never hung out, right, You never went
Speaker 1: on any sort of day outside of the pet store.
Speaker 10: No, And that's what I was trying to make happen,
Speaker 10: you know. And it's just he wasn't really writing me back,
Speaker 10: and when he would, it was always just like I'm
Speaker 10: not working.
Speaker 1: Oh oh oh that's not Also like yeah, total.
Speaker 6: That's a good science.
Speaker 3: Yeah something.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 10: If it is something like I just blew it, like
Speaker 10: my icebreaker went horribly awry, I'd love your help to
Speaker 10: me fix it a little bit.
Speaker 11: Ok.
Speaker 2: Okay, well we're gonna we're gonna call Ethan for you
Speaker 2: here in just a second. If I could figure out
Speaker 2: how to use this darn phone which buttons, I'm just
Speaker 2: gonna have somebody else do.
Speaker 7: This for me.
Speaker 2: Anyway, we'll come back call Ethan. Get your second date
Speaker 2: update right after this Second Date update. If you missed
Speaker 2: the first part of today's Second Date, our caller Lily, Yeah,
Speaker 2: actually has a lot in common with someone else on
Speaker 2: this show. What's that talking about? Jose blangyos really? Because
Speaker 2: Lily admitted she kind of acted a little bit silly,
Speaker 2: played up her dumbness in order to meet someone of
Speaker 2: the opposite gender, and Jose does the exact same thing
Speaker 2: every every single day on this show.
Speaker 5: It is true, believe it or I actually got decent
Speaker 5: grades in school.
Speaker 2: I'm not that he's playing it down. He actually has
Speaker 2: a doctorate from Harvard in they spell kinesiology for everyone.
Speaker 2: I don't even know what's heard of the kree. I
Speaker 2: love that about it.
Speaker 1: I just he's so smart.
Speaker 2: He really is. But said that, you guys really don't
Speaker 2: think I'm smart and love life. Maybe Lily played it
Speaker 2: up a little bit too much when she met at
Speaker 2: the pet store. She's worried. Maybe that's the reason he's
Speaker 2: not meeting up with her a second time.
Speaker 1: I mean it could be uncute to a certain point.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I was the one who was like, oh, this
Speaker 5: is brilliant because guys want to help.
Speaker 2: But I also agree there's a fine line. Is a
Speaker 2: total idiot.
Speaker 5: You don't want to date that either.
Speaker 1: Are you ready to be as smarty around him? Lily because.
Speaker 10: In the middle, well, no, I mean I want to
Speaker 10: be with somebody who likes me for who I naturally am.
Speaker 10: But you know, I understand that it's not always great
Speaker 10: to start things out guns blazing with you know Hermione Granger.
Speaker 1: You just have to get smarter for smart, right, money
Speaker 1: didn't go to Oxford, she went to Hogwarts.
Speaker 2: The same thing, very similar, the same country. All right,
Speaker 2: I feel like we're blowing everybody's IQ. Who's listening, so
Speaker 2: let's just call it all right? Even I sound smart?
Speaker 2: Good luck to us? Yeah, Hello, Hey, we're looking for
Speaker 2: Ethan speaking. Hey sorry, Bud, is this a bad time
Speaker 2: to call you? You sound like you're No.
Speaker 11: I just didn't recognize the number. I don't what's up?
Speaker 7: Who is this? Yeah?
Speaker 2: We're a radio show, so we're gonna need you to
Speaker 2: pick up your energy to help our ratings.
Speaker 12: If we don't need to, I'm just I'm just used
Speaker 12: to the sales calls that I'm pretty worried.
Speaker 1: My god, I'm one of those answers them all too.
Speaker 2: We're not really trying to sell you anything. We're trying
Speaker 2: to actually hook you up with one of our listeners.
Speaker 2: We'd love to take you off our list.
Speaker 11: Oh yeah, okay, what's the scoop? I'm listening.
Speaker 2: Okay. This is a woman that you've actually already met
Speaker 2: at the pet store where you work at. Her name's Lily.
Speaker 12: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: Do you remember Lily?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 11: I yes, I do.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 2: Can we ask what you thought about her?
Speaker 11: Oh? Gosh, I don't say it's it's not so much
Speaker 11: what I think about her. She seems great. It's just
Speaker 11: you know, circumstances around you know, the pet store and everything.
Speaker 2: And like, hold on are circumstances?
Speaker 11: Hold on?
Speaker 1: Are you in a relationship? That's what it sounds like.
Speaker 11: No, No, let me ask you a.
Speaker 2: Really easy question. Are you into Lily?
Speaker 7: Do you like her?
Speaker 3: Ah?
Speaker 12: Yeah, I just don't think a way that, you know,
Speaker 12: through the pet store and everything like, it just wouldn't
Speaker 12: be appropriate.
Speaker 7: Does that make sense?
Speaker 2: But it doesn't mean. According to Lily, you gave her
Speaker 2: your phone number so you could understand how she would
Speaker 2: be a little bit confused that you're not wanting to
Speaker 2: hang out with her, because she says she's tried several times.
Speaker 12: So to listen to my defense, she's tried to meet
Speaker 12: me at the pet store for advice.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so I don't know. You keep saying it's not
Speaker 1: appropriate with the pet store. What's Yeah, is there a
Speaker 1: pet store policy in the store.
Speaker 11: So, yeah, I don't want to hang out at the store.
Speaker 2: Okay, so hang out outside of the store. What's the problem.
Speaker 1: I think she's just using that as an opening to
Speaker 1: like talk to you. I don't think that that means
Speaker 1: like she would love if you asked her out.
Speaker 11: Yeah, I just I don't know. I'm not in a
Speaker 11: place right now where I was really even expecting something
Speaker 11: like this. I just I'm hesitant. There's you know, there's
Speaker 11: other things. It's it's sort of complicated. Does that make sense?
Speaker 2: Not really? And maybe maybe it's something where you don't
Speaker 2: want to talk to us because you don't know us.
Speaker 2: But it might be better if you just told Lily directly,
Speaker 2: because she's actually on the other line right now and
Speaker 2: has been listening to this entire conversation.
Speaker 10: Dude.
Speaker 11: Oh ay, hey Ethan.
Speaker 10: So yeah, I was listening, and a lot of it
Speaker 10: didn't really make sense to me either. I just I
Speaker 10: thought you were really cool and you know, whatever it is.
Speaker 10: I just I love to know and you know, sort
Speaker 10: this out.
Speaker 11: No, I'm sorry, I'll cut to it. I don't really
Speaker 11: work there.
Speaker 1: What Wait, what do I say? You don't work in
Speaker 1: the past.
Speaker 11: Yeah, well not anymore. What here's the thing. It's not
Speaker 11: like I got I got fired or anything. It's just
Speaker 11: that it was It's complicated. Uh, it's so I was
Speaker 11: doing community service.
Speaker 2: What voluntary community service? Nobody really has that.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 1: No, that's just called volunteering. Jeff, you don't call it
Speaker 1: community service.
Speaker 9: Yeah, you know.
Speaker 7: He court have a question?
Speaker 2: Did you sign to us?
Speaker 10: I mean, I would also like to know if this
Speaker 10: was in voluntary community service volunteery?
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, it was.
Speaker 11: It was court ordered.
Speaker 1: That's okay. Listen, people do all sorts of dumb things
Speaker 1: at certain points in their life. You sound like you
Speaker 1: are doing the time for what you did.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 11: I'm definitely getting right.
Speaker 10: If I just asked if this was just for something stupid,
Speaker 10: or like if you happen to murder someone.
Speaker 11: Well, with murder, they don't really let you do community service.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like, oh, you know what, you took out three people?
Speaker 1: You know what, go to the pet stol?
Speaker 11: Yeah, nothing like that I really don't want to get
Speaker 11: into it.
Speaker 12: Yeah, sure, but I will say this.
Speaker 11: It did get me on TV and that part was
Speaker 11: kind of cool.
Speaker 1: You sound proud of it. Now, Wait, so TV gets
Speaker 1: to know, but radio doesn't get to know. Come on,
Speaker 1: throw us a bone, send us a link to watch it.
Speaker 11: I'm not going into it. I don't want any more attention.
Speaker 2: Okay, so let's let's move aside from the court stuff.
Speaker 1: But that was so fun, Joe. Let's get to the.
Speaker 2: Point of why we're calling. It's trying to get you
Speaker 2: and Lily to go out. What do you think about
Speaker 2: seeing Lily away from the pet store or from schools?
Speaker 1: We don't know what the situation.
Speaker 2: One hundred feet up, nothing like that.
Speaker 11: I can still go by schools.
Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, this is the kind of detective work we're
Speaker 1: doing for you, Lily.
Speaker 3: Thank you.
Speaker 2: I appreciate the idea of hanging out with Lily sounds good.
Speaker 7: No, it does.
Speaker 11: It's just I'm I'm a mess right now. I'm kind
Speaker 11: of a working pros.
Speaker 10: Well, Hey, if if I can jump in really fast,
Speaker 10: if it's okay, Ethan, I'm I'm so sorry that you're
Speaker 10: feeling this way, and I Honestly, I don't care like
Speaker 10: I You seem really cool, you seem awesome. I'd love
Speaker 10: to get to know you better. I mean, we all,
Speaker 10: we all do silly things, you know. When I met
Speaker 10: When I met you at the pet store, I had
Speaker 10: been having like the worst day ever, and I you know,
Speaker 10: got gussied up, and I was trying to cheer myself
Speaker 10: up and was probably acting a little silly and dumber
Speaker 10: than I really am. Just sort with a really cute
Speaker 10: guy who I liked, and I'd love for both of
Speaker 10: us to just sort of get to know each other
Speaker 10: for who we really are.
Speaker 11: Listen, I appreciate that.
Speaker 12: I just I feel right now that I am not
Speaker 12: composed enough to deserve somebody like.
Speaker 10: You well, and I'm very sweet, but I'd love to
Speaker 10: be the judge of that.
Speaker 1: It sounds kind of like a project a little bit, Lily.
Speaker 1: I mean, he's saying he's not ready to date, he's
Speaker 1: got to work on himself.
Speaker 2: Girls love projects. It's not a good idea. They've ever
Speaker 2: done a second date where it's been so hard to
Speaker 2: convince a convicted felon to go.
Speaker 11: Not a felony, okay?
Speaker 2: Was as to whatever it was, happy to look past
Speaker 2: all of your transgressions that you've done in your life
Speaker 2: and give you another chance. And we'll give you a
Speaker 2: chance and even pay for that date. Yeah, that's a
Speaker 2: great opportunity. We're all going out on the limb for you,
Speaker 2: if you'll.
Speaker 7: Say yes, Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 11: I appreciate you paying for the first one, but I
Speaker 11: don't know.
Speaker 2: Okay, we'll pay for the next five days.
Speaker 3: The wed.
Speaker 2: You're going to bankrupt station.
Speaker 1: Bro, how about he just keeps Lily's number and when
Speaker 1: he's ready, can he text you.
Speaker 10: I mean, yeah, totally, But I mean I have to say,
Speaker 10: you know, it doesn't sound like you're really that into it,
Speaker 10: and I'm not. You know, I'm if you were interested,
Speaker 10: you'd be interested. So you're right, you're right.
Speaker 11: The way I'm looking at it is I got to
Speaker 11: get right for me to be right for somebody else.
Speaker 1: Maybe if you showed the clips, she'd stop asking.
Speaker 2: Translation, he'll call you when the monitors allowed to come off.
Speaker 10: Well, thank you for your help. I really appreciate it.
Speaker 10: I guess I can't get someone smart or dumb.
Speaker 2: Don't be so hard on yourself, Lily. You can't even
Speaker 2: get someone with a criminal record either to he's going
Speaker 2: to be somebody there criminal.
Speaker 3: I'm just kidding Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: It's funny when people openly brag about being on TV.
Speaker 2: I know Brooke does it all the time. She hops
Speaker 2: on her Insta stories he goes, look at me, I'm
Speaker 2: on a local daytime TV show. I'm better than you.
Speaker 1: I don't say that it sounds like someone's jealous. It's
Speaker 1: just right, someone's jealous. But that's cute. I have been
Speaker 1: searching for this guy on Google. I cannot find what
Speaker 1: his crime is. It's driving me nuts.
Speaker 2: The thing is bragging about being on daytime TV is
Speaker 2: different than being on the news, which is where he was,
Speaker 2: and I'm just trying to think positive about it. I'm
Speaker 2: going to think that he was in the background of
Speaker 2: like a weather shot on the seven o'clock news, and that's.
Speaker 1: Why you get arrested and have to do a community service.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he was like some meteorologists was trying to report
Speaker 2: on storm and he was in the back waving. I
Speaker 2: want juicy in the crowd during a sports report at
Speaker 2: the stadium.
Speaker 1: I want like naked shoplifting charge or.
Speaker 3: Something like that.
Speaker 2: You know, give us something dirty, you want dirty?
Speaker 3: It's fun.
Speaker 2: I'm trying to stay positive. I don't believe he was
Speaker 2: the top story of the night, okay, although let's be honest,
Speaker 2: he probably was.
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 2: Anyway, we couldn't help him today get a second day,
Speaker 2: but we could help you email the show. We'll call
Speaker 2: that person who wasn't calling.
Speaker 3: You back Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: Uh oh, Vegas has got a hold of this whole
Speaker 2: Travis Kelcey Taylor Swift thing. It's brooken Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: And if you haven't heard, how could you not?
Speaker 10: I don't see.
Speaker 1: Is that even possible.
Speaker 2: Taylor Swift went to a Kansas City Chiefs football game
Speaker 2: over the weekend and hung out in the family suite
Speaker 2: of Kansas City tight end Travis Kelcey with his.
Speaker 1: Mom, and these rumors have been going around and then
Speaker 1: it was finally confirmed.
Speaker 2: So afterwards, so many articles and photos and hype came
Speaker 2: out about it. So fun, Vegas is like, we want
Speaker 2: in on that action. Okay, let's bet on this butting
Speaker 2: maybe relationship.
Speaker 1: Okay, So that's always a healthy thing to do.
Speaker 3: Vegas.
Speaker 2: Here, some of the current odds that they're giving they
Speaker 2: have plus twelve hundred on Kelsey winning a super Bowl
Speaker 2: and Taylor Swift winning a Grammy in twenty twenty four.
Speaker 3: That means I think we.
Speaker 1: Were betting on like whether or not they were going
Speaker 1: to stay together. That's interesting.
Speaker 2: I'm sure that's one of the best. But this is
Speaker 2: one where if you bet one hundred dollars and both
Speaker 2: of those things happened, Travis Kelsey wins a super Bowl
Speaker 2: and Taylor Swift wins a Grammy, you'll win twelve hundred.
Speaker 1: Well, it's gonna be hard for the next Grammy tho
Speaker 1: unless she releases another album.
Speaker 2: I believe Taylor Swift can release ten albums before the
Speaker 2: next Grammy if anybody can do it. Tata plus eighteen
Speaker 2: hundred on Taylor being pictured with Travis's family during the holidays.
Speaker 2: Cute And this is a good bad because that's kind
Speaker 2: of a big step. I mean they only have a
Speaker 2: few months.
Speaker 1: Again, I mean, Taylor is so holidays. She grew up
Speaker 1: on a Christmas tree farm.
Speaker 2: Is that moving too fast?
Speaker 4: In three months?
Speaker 1: He's he's already hanging with his mom. Y.
Speaker 2: You know, you can actually go to Vegas and put
Speaker 2: money on these things right now? Then, there's the name mashup.
Speaker 2: What should their celebrity couple name be. We've got six
Speaker 2: to one odds that it ends up being Swelsey, Swift
Speaker 2: and Kelsey, five to two odds for Tavis, almost even
Speaker 2: money right now. The most likely on trailer Travis Taylor trailer.
Speaker 2: That's the trashiest celebrity name and that's out there.
Speaker 1: It's probably just gonna be Taylor Swift plus one.
Speaker 2: He gets credit text, what do you think their celebrity
Speaker 2: name should be? Travis and Taylor Swift? Don't release a
Speaker 2: single and call it like Travesty.
Speaker 1: That's pretty good. That's pretty good anyway.
Speaker 2: More Travis Kelsey news coming up in Laser Stories next.
Speaker 2: Do you know this show is full of mystery? Lots
Speaker 2: of mysterious questions like why are the jokes not funny?
Speaker 2: Why are we the only ones laughing? Lots of mysteries,
Speaker 2: and you know who loves mystery. Today's caller, let's all
Speaker 2: say her name together on three, one, two three.
Speaker 1: Welcome to the show's laughing, thank you, thank you.
Speaker 11: Today, we actually.
Speaker 1: Canceled all our plans, so we're going to follow you
Speaker 1: around every place you go today, Tina, and do that
Speaker 1: before you enter a room.
Speaker 2: I'm happy with that, are you What does it mean
Speaker 2: that you love mystery? Are we talking like Scooby Doo
Speaker 2: or mystery meat?
Speaker 9: What do you mean I like love staring mysteries?
Speaker 11: I mean with a twist.
Speaker 1: You're reading them or you're watching them.
Speaker 2: You're not actively doing them them.
Speaker 7: I'm watching them.
Speaker 2: That's the first step. All right, Brook, We're going to
Speaker 2: send you out into the mysterious hallway.
Speaker 1: Theo romantic mystery out there is what I'm going to
Speaker 1: be or.
Speaker 2: Become a mysteries. We're going to explain the rules to
Speaker 2: Tina here. You got thirty seconds to answer as many
Speaker 2: questions as possible. If you don't know when, you could
Speaker 2: say pass. But you do have to beat broke out
Speaker 2: right to win. Are you ready?
Speaker 11: I am all right?
Speaker 2: Good luck? Your time starts now. Lil Wayne celebrates a
Speaker 2: birthday today. Is he in his thirties or forties?
Speaker 7: Three?
Speaker 2: Thing one and Thing two are from what Doctor Seuss book?
Speaker 11: Oh my God, I'm go bog though.
Speaker 2: What does buenos dias mean in English?
Speaker 11: Thank you?
Speaker 2: What nationality was explorer Ponce de Leon.
Speaker 11: Italian?
Speaker 2: What is the name of Will Ferrell's character in the
Speaker 2: movie Anchorman.
Speaker 8: Oh my goodness, I don't remember calf.
Speaker 2: A person who maliciously starts fires is called what pyromania?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, we're just discussing. Actually we didn't expect it,
Speaker 2: but it was a great answer. Let's bring Brock back
Speaker 2: into the studio and uh, what's just ask? What do
Speaker 2: you like about the show? Tina?
Speaker 11: Everything?
Speaker 2: That's what people say when they know nothing about every
Speaker 2: Day on the twenties?
Speaker 5: What segment air?
Speaker 3: She knew?
Speaker 2: She knew the answer though, so I believe Tina, you do.
Speaker 1: Listen, thank you?
Speaker 2: Here we go, Broke, you're up, You're ready? Yes, time
Speaker 2: starts now. Lol. Wayne celebrates a the today. Is he
Speaker 2: in his thirties or forties?
Speaker 1: Forties?
Speaker 2: Thing one and Thing two are from what Doctor Seuss book? Uh?
Speaker 12: Pass?
Speaker 2: What does buenos dias mean in English?
Speaker 11: Good?
Speaker 1: Good morning, good day, good morning?
Speaker 2: What nationality was explorer Ponce de Leon France?
Speaker 1: What is it?
Speaker 2: What is the name of Will Ferrell's character in the
Speaker 2: movie Anchorman?
Speaker 1: Come on on, pass, I can't remember.
Speaker 2: Well, you'll find out in a second when we get
Speaker 2: the answers. First, we gotta go there, we gotta go
Speaker 2: to the scoreboard with Jose sounds like you have mental problems.
Speaker 2: Speaking of.
Speaker 11: Man, Tina, you got one correct today and I knew
Speaker 11: the other was later.
Speaker 10: Of course, I know it always comes after, like what
Speaker 10: Brook just did.
Speaker 4: Brooke you you got to.
Speaker 1: But there is a mystery leading up to that outcome.
Speaker 1: So that was good for you.
Speaker 2: Let's solve all the mysteries and get the answers for everybody.
Speaker 2: Lil Wayne celebrates a birthday. He is in his forties,
Speaker 2: turning forty one this year.
Speaker 1: I actually thought he was older.
Speaker 2: I think he looks great. You do you will, Wayne? Okay,
Speaker 2: I think one thing too. They're from the doctors Who's
Speaker 2: book the Cat in the Hat. Buenos Dias means good morning.
Speaker 2: The nationality of Ponce de Leon is Spanish. He's from Spain.
Speaker 2: The first person to discover Florida. Will Ferrell's character in
Speaker 2: Anchorman is Ron Burgundy, and a person who maliciously starts
Speaker 2: fires is called an arsonist. But we did accept pyromaniac.
Speaker 4: I didn't specify a crime, and he wasn't the.
Speaker 1: First person to discover Florida. He's just the first European
Speaker 1: to get over there and say it's mine. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: would say first people were there, but yeah, sure, first man,
Speaker 1: a lot of people there before.
Speaker 2: No, that's fake, Tina. Thank you so much for playing.
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Speaker 11: Awesome, Thank you so much.
Speaker 1: Yeah, thanks for being on the show with us.
Speaker 3: Was that fun?
Speaker 10: It was very fun.
Speaker 8: I love you and please never go off the air
Speaker 8: if you can help it.
Speaker 1: It's never up to us. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I know we are going to leave for a few
Speaker 2: minutes here, but we will be back to do Windbrooks
Speaker 2: Block the same time tomorrow
Speaker 3: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.