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Speaker 8: What God doing, y'all? Huh what he doing? What he
Speaker 8: doing in your life? He doing something? He moving, he working.
Speaker 8: Don't lose your patience though, see I did that before.
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Speaker 2: Don't do that. Boy, you blowing it. Listen to me.
Speaker 8: You're listening to somebody who's done it that way. I
Speaker 8: had a dream, I had a vision. I had some hope,
Speaker 8: I have some faith, I have some aspirations. But I
Speaker 8: got a little impatient waiting on it. So I tried
Speaker 8: a couple other things. Move it along, boy, I can't
Speaker 8: tell you how I messed it up.
Speaker 2: Then I messed it up.
Speaker 8: Then, because God gave me the power of decision, what
Speaker 8: I had to do was then after I took matters
Speaker 8: into my own hand, messed it up.
Speaker 2: Now I guess what. He still got something from me.
Speaker 8: But nah, I gotta fix all the mistakes now, I
Speaker 8: gotta straighten them out. I gotta suffer some consequences. I
Speaker 8: gotta pay for my transgressions, all of that, All of that,
Speaker 8: it's gotta go down. You can't do something wrong and
Speaker 8: not pay for it. It's just you call it, calma,
Speaker 8: call it whatever you want to call it. Every action
Speaker 8: has an equal and opposite reaction every action. If it
Speaker 8: just stays sunny all the time, you might think it's cool,
Speaker 8: but there's gonna be a reaction to it. Ain't no dark,
Speaker 8: ain't no shade, ain't no break, ain't no rain. Gonna
Speaker 8: be hard if it's just sunny all the time, vice versa.
Speaker 8: So you need you need the opposite. You need the
Speaker 8: darkness so you can get your break from that sun.
Speaker 8: You need the rain so you can nourish the roots
Speaker 8: so that sun can it can soak up the sun
Speaker 8: and get the benefit of the sun. If you don't
Speaker 8: get the opposite, you got a problem, man. And it
Speaker 8: happens throughout nature, it happens throughout your life. Don't think
Speaker 8: that you can do wrong and not have to pay
Speaker 8: for that. You think this is man. We think man,
Speaker 8: because we'd have made a decision that we think is
Speaker 8: best for us, and no matter how to affect nobody else,
Speaker 8: we got the right to.
Speaker 2: Make that call. No, you don't.
Speaker 8: Whoever is telling you that, whoever's misguiding you into the
Speaker 8: gang life, telling you, yeah, man, you need to be
Speaker 8: this a way to be down with us.
Speaker 2: I'll tell you what.
Speaker 8: Get yourself stuck on chuck with that gang. See how
Speaker 8: many them be there for you. Oh they'll go around
Speaker 8: the corner with you and start shooting. But look, okay,
Speaker 8: when it's time to do some time and they can
Speaker 8: lessen they sentence.
Speaker 2: You gonna get that time. They gonna point their finger
Speaker 2: dead at you.
Speaker 8: I watched for eight hours all the time, man, I
Speaker 8: watch Lock Up Raw all the time, all the time, man,
Speaker 8: all the time. Ain't no real cold dudes out there,
Speaker 8: just holding to the mantra and sticking to it. Even
Speaker 8: the mob turn states evidence go fed all that. Now
Speaker 8: we are now the hood, we didnet created this ignorant
Speaker 8: mess called no snitching. With that ignorant mess, you don't
Speaker 8: even understand. No snitching was created by criminals as a
Speaker 8: cold of honor. If you do dirt and you get
Speaker 8: busted doing the dirt, don't bring my name up if
Speaker 8: I was with you. That's a colde of honor amongst
Speaker 8: the thieves. Now, so many code of honor thieves that
Speaker 8: then came out of prison. They ain't gotten honor. They
Speaker 8: done brought that stuff back to the street. Now that's
Speaker 8: all in the neighborhood. No snitching. No snitching, You got
Speaker 8: to be crazy. That's for people who disobey the law.
Speaker 8: That's who people have made a cold of honor amongst
Speaker 8: themselves as thieves. Hey, man, if you get busted, don't
Speaker 8: drag me down with you. Just do your time. Oh man,
Speaker 8: you can't bring that stuff out here to me. I'm
Speaker 8: a law abiding citizen.
Speaker 2: Dog.
Speaker 8: I'm trying to live right over here, man. I don't
Speaker 8: want no crack house up street from my mama's house.
Speaker 8: I'm trying to do right out here. Man, you can't
Speaker 8: do wrong and expect wrong not to come to you.
Speaker 8: You got to make a decision every day to do right.
Speaker 8: God ain't got no ping. Text you on dirt. You
Speaker 8: got what you got coming. You made a decision. You
Speaker 8: go down there to get some you might get got See,
Speaker 8: we got to come on. I'm talking to so many
Speaker 8: men out here right now. I should have said that
Speaker 8: in the beginning, but a conversation that kind of got
Speaker 8: away from me. I was gonna talk to you about
Speaker 8: something else this morning, but it's just only man. Because
Speaker 8: our communities. Man's just going to the pot man, because
Speaker 8: it ain't nobody caring about nobody else. Don't nobody care
Speaker 8: when they see that young dude over there doing wrong.
Speaker 8: Look at them foods over there. Man, go over there
Speaker 8: and talk to one of them. Pull them to the side.
Speaker 3: Man.
Speaker 2: You might not be able to approach the group, but
Speaker 2: you can approach an individual. Come in, young man. Let
Speaker 2: me talk to you. I saw you the other day. Man.
Speaker 8: You look like you got something going on in your life.
Speaker 8: What's happening with you? Let me talk to you, man,
Speaker 8: Let me share something I learned I was doing what
Speaker 8: you was doing.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 8: It's like Tommy did a prank phone call one time
Speaker 8: as a limo driver and the dude. The prank was
Speaker 8: he called this limo company to ask this limo driver
Speaker 8: to take him to this location late at night, and
Speaker 8: the limo driver got a young business he going, yeah, okay,
Speaker 8: I got you. I don't normally work like that. But
Speaker 8: how long you need it? He say, for just about
Speaker 8: an hour? He said, well, I'm gonna have to charge
Speaker 8: you for the full three though, because a three hour minimum.
Speaker 8: Tommy told him, now, I just need it for one hours.
Speaker 8: He said, okay, I'll give you a break.
Speaker 2: Young man. You're trying to do something.
Speaker 8: Where you want to go? He gave an address. The
Speaker 8: man stopped writing. He said, that's a bank. He said, yeah.
Speaker 8: He said, you want to go to the bank at
Speaker 8: twelve thirty at night. He said, yeah, and I'm gonna
Speaker 8: be in for a few minutes. And when I come
Speaker 8: out that bank, I need for you to flow it.
Speaker 2: That to do with the limo. He stopped writing.
Speaker 8: He said, hold on, hold on, man, you want me
Speaker 8: to take you to a bank twelve thirty at night.
Speaker 8: You gonna be in there for a few minutes and
Speaker 8: you gonna come out, and you want me to flow it.
Speaker 8: He said, sir, I don't do stuff like that. He said,
Speaker 8: you got the wrong company. He said, what made you?
Speaker 8: He said, hey, man, don't worry about that. You a
Speaker 8: limo come to you.
Speaker 2: Just drive. He stopped and took the time out. He said,
Speaker 2: young man, let me tell you something. He said.
Speaker 8: I've been down before, I've been locked up before. It
Speaker 8: ain't pretty. He said, that's what's wrong with you young
Speaker 8: people today. Instead of going to get a job, trying
Speaker 8: to work your way, you're always looking for some fast money.
Speaker 8: He said, I'm gonna tell you what I already know.
Speaker 8: Don't go down there messing with them people's money like
Speaker 8: that because they love that money way more than they
Speaker 8: love you, and they gonna do something to you down there. Now,
Speaker 8: you stop this foolishness. And I'm not caring you know where,
Speaker 8: but I'm gonna take a little bit of time out
Speaker 8: to tell you something. Don't go down here with messing
Speaker 8: with these people's money because it ain't gonna go good.
Speaker 8: They gonna take care of their business when they come
Speaker 8: to that money. Tommy kept insisting to this man to
Speaker 8: pick him up in the limo. It was a plank
Speaker 8: phone call. But the point I'm making is the man
Speaker 8: took our time. He could have just hung the phone up.
Speaker 2: But you know what he said.
Speaker 8: He said, hold up, young man, let me hip you
Speaker 8: to something. Because the brother had been locked up before.
Speaker 8: He said, no, no, no, see, I've done that when
Speaker 8: I was young. Now I'm gonna stop it, and I'm
Speaker 8: gonna take some moment out to tell you I'm up here,
Speaker 8: working man, trying to earn an honest living. I ain't
Speaker 8: going back down there because I don't. They make you
Speaker 8: eat what they want you to eat. You don't want
Speaker 8: the food. You got to get up when they say
Speaker 8: get up. You gotta stay where they say stay, live
Speaker 8: with who they say live. He said, man, you don't
Speaker 8: want that, and he just tried to talk the young
Speaker 8: man out of me. You can change a young man's
Speaker 8: mind with a conversation. A conversation can change a young
Speaker 8: man's mind. Most of these young men that are misguided
Speaker 8: ain't having conversations with real men. They just not having them.
Speaker 8: And it's up to us, who know what manhood is
Speaker 8: is to start delivering the message. The problem that we
Speaker 8: have in our communities we can solve ourselves. It's to
Speaker 8: escalate it to a point because we who are men
Speaker 8: won't stop on our corporate climb and our day to
Speaker 8: day making money and trying to ball out. We won't
Speaker 8: stop and grab some of these young soldiers and tell
Speaker 8: them the truth about manhood.
Speaker 2: That's the real deal. Okay, Sah, I went there. I
Speaker 2: don't know where they came from.
Speaker 7: You're listening.
Speaker 2: Morning show, ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 8: The time has come to give thanks and honor to
Speaker 8: a God that's worthy. I really don't care what you
Speaker 8: call him, but please do call her. Tell him thank
Speaker 8: you today. Tell him how much you appreciate the rise
Speaker 8: of a new day. Tell him how much you appreciate
Speaker 8: all he's ever done for you. Tell him how much
Speaker 8: you appreciate everything you're going through, the good and the bad,
Speaker 8: because guess what, He gonna get you through that like
Speaker 8: he done got you through every other thing. And always
Speaker 8: remember this, This too shall pass. I'm talking to myself
Speaker 8: this morning, but I'm just saying it out loud for
Speaker 8: everybody to get the same lesson. I'm learning, This too
Speaker 8: shall pass. Might not pass when you want it to pass,
Speaker 8: but this too shall pass. And for some reason, God
Speaker 8: has a purpose for it all, anything that's happening in
Speaker 8: your life that He's allowing to happen. It has a purpose,
Speaker 8: It has a divine purpose. It is preparing you. I
Speaker 8: once read somewhere that said everything you're going through is
Speaker 8: preparing you for what you ask God for. I don't
Speaker 8: know what I asked God for for this here, for
Speaker 8: whatever it is, I sure can't wait to see it.
Speaker 8: So man, thank you, Thank you for the good, the bad,
Speaker 8: the different, the indifferent, the imperfect, all of it.
Speaker 2: Because you know, at the end of the day, at
Speaker 2: least I'm here.
Speaker 8: Steve Harvey Morning Show, Shirley Strawberry calling frail Mississippi Monica
Speaker 8: Junior government name kills spates, the legend, the growing legend
Speaker 8: that is nephew Tommy Junior.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, what's on your mind today?
Speaker 9: You know, man, you know it's really it's really crazy.
Speaker 3: Man.
Speaker 9: I forgive you for yesterday.
Speaker 2: You know, I forgive you for it. I didn't ask you.
Speaker 2: Go ahead, thank you where.
Speaker 9: You gonna get it, you get We will give you that, man,
Speaker 9: But forget that. Yeah forgiving him for what? Yes, but yeah,
Speaker 9: for talking out my headline.
Speaker 10: I do it.
Speaker 9: I forgive you for that, you know.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, you.
Speaker 11: Have to because that's what the person who teach on forgiveness.
Speaker 11: Don't forgive, but I'll remind him why he forgive, you know,
Speaker 11: like he should have said I'm sorry to me.
Speaker 9: That what he should have said, but he didn't do it.
Speaker 9: But I forgive him for not doing his job.
Speaker 2: Well, let me say this, though it tat me. Ask
Speaker 2: you a question, the reason you're forgiven me? Have you noticed.
Speaker 9: What you're trying to say?
Speaker 1: He's not in denial of.
Speaker 2: What you I mean. I appreciate you forgiving me, but
Speaker 2: I do want you to maybe have you you know?
Speaker 9: Okay, so now you just gonna double down.
Speaker 2: Now, now, now you just gonna double that.
Speaker 3: Hell, I know it.
Speaker 9: I don't see nothing wrong.
Speaker 3: What what did you saying?
Speaker 1: I'm running wrong?
Speaker 8: I don't see nothing wrong either, But the key word
Speaker 8: is to begin that said, I don't see nothing. I
Speaker 8: had some half so many years of yeah, yeah, it's
Speaker 8: hell one. You're like, I ain't saying nothing right or wrong?
Speaker 8: But you know, I mean, Tommy, have you seen it?
Speaker 9: Tell me?
Speaker 2: Have you so many years of.
Speaker 8: My handline creeps running back on me? Sonny web back
Speaker 8: near by.
Speaker 1: Minutes after he runs that pank.
Speaker 7: You're listening Morning show.
Speaker 12: It is time now for the nephew to run that
Speaker 12: prank back. Nephew, what you got for us today?
Speaker 2: Who may you?
Speaker 10: You?
Speaker 2: You're talking about me? All right?
Speaker 9: This right here is Jean. I got your girl, Jean,
Speaker 9: I got your girl, cat dog.
Speaker 2: If you would hello, speedy Jean, my name Vernon.
Speaker 13: Brother was playing what's going on?
Speaker 2: I need to holler at you for a minute, my man?
Speaker 13: About what?
Speaker 9: I want to holler at you about your wife? So
Speaker 9: you got a minute. I don't even know how to
Speaker 9: break this to your dog. I just want to be
Speaker 9: straight up with you, man. Me and your wife been
Speaker 9: kind of seeing each other, and really she want to
Speaker 9: let you go. But she ain't, you know, she really
Speaker 9: ain't got it got it up in or to say
Speaker 9: she won't to let you go. So I'm coming to
Speaker 9: you like a man and letting you know, you know
Speaker 9: that she really wanted to shut it down with you.
Speaker 9: We've been seeing each other for a minute now, so
Speaker 9: I don't know how we can, you know, I'm just
Speaker 9: coming at you like a man, brother, trying to let
Speaker 9: you know she don't even really want you no more.
Speaker 9: You know, we done talked about it, talked about it,
Speaker 9: and uh, I'm just trying to get it all.
Speaker 2: I know, I'm tired.
Speaker 9: I'm tired of hiding with it. Really, okay, okay, well
Speaker 9: you know it's a lot smoother than I expected.
Speaker 2: Player, man, it is what it is. It is what
Speaker 2: it is.
Speaker 9: I mean, long as long as you, long as you cool,
Speaker 9: I thought, you know, I just want to be a
Speaker 9: man called and how I let.
Speaker 2: You let you know? Have you seen her today?
Speaker 13: And where are you from?
Speaker 2: Jersey? I'm up around Newark.
Speaker 13: Yeah, I mean you said it's a lot smootherer than
Speaker 13: you thought it was gonna be.
Speaker 9: Well, you know, anytime something another man from the call,
Speaker 9: another man by his wife, I mean, yeah, you don't
Speaker 9: expect it to be nothing. You know, pretty simple, that's
Speaker 9: for sure. I didn't contemplate it a long time by
Speaker 9: calling you, so you know today I just said to
Speaker 9: hell with it. So I've been had your number. I
Speaker 9: had your number a long time.
Speaker 13: All right, Now you say you're looking, Uh, it's a
Speaker 13: lot smooth than you thought it was gonna be. It
Speaker 13: ain't that smooth. But you know you don't you know,
Speaker 13: like the thing is, you got one up on it
Speaker 13: because you know my information, y'all's all come for you.
Speaker 9: Okay, wait, wait, wait, hold up now good? You feel
Speaker 9: like no, hold up because you feel like you need
Speaker 9: to be looking for me or something. Brother, Look, look,
Speaker 9: let's check this out. This is a decision that the
Speaker 9: wife has made. You understand what I'm saying. So you
Speaker 9: have no reason to be mad at me about anything.
Speaker 9: You have no reason to be coming looking for me
Speaker 9: or any information on me, because see, when that happens,
Speaker 9: then it's gonna really get stinky up in here.
Speaker 2: And I'm trying not to let that happen. That's why
Speaker 2: I'm calling you like a man.
Speaker 13: Brother, Trust me, Fan, it ain't nothing that I'm never
Speaker 13: worried about.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 9: Well, I'm just letting you know, man, I'm letting you
Speaker 9: know up front. She with me and her contemplated a
Speaker 9: long time. Yalla, YadA.
Speaker 2: So now you know here we are. So I said,
Speaker 2: you know, what the hell with it, I'm calling today, y'all.
Speaker 13: Should diet this on the phone together out of respect
Speaker 13: that both y'all a lot more.
Speaker 9: Okay, Well, you know, and then you know, if that's
Speaker 9: what it's got to be, we be face to face together,
Speaker 9: whatever it's got to be.
Speaker 13: Man, So I prefer you know.
Speaker 9: Okay, So, but let me ask you this where is
Speaker 9: going there? Once we both staying flat footed and tell
Speaker 9: you how it.
Speaker 13: Is, then what I ain't gonna never be flat footed?
Speaker 9: Okay, flat footed upside down any way you want to
Speaker 9: look at it. Bro I'm trying not to get into
Speaker 9: this physical part, but it seemed like you leaning that.
Speaker 2: Way with me.
Speaker 13: It could be what up you know, it could be
Speaker 13: on this side of the dirt the other side. It
Speaker 13: don't make a difference.
Speaker 9: It never does, brother, it never does. When two bulls
Speaker 9: come together, one of them got.
Speaker 2: To go down.
Speaker 13: Now, guess what we're doing too much talking? You got
Speaker 13: my information? Guess what now? I'm brot loaded a hunter
Speaker 13: for you.
Speaker 2: You lock and loaded.
Speaker 13: There's no need for you to say. There's no need
Speaker 13: for us to discuss anymore.
Speaker 9: Okay, cool, you know no matter while we're at it, Man,
Speaker 9: let me go and drop it all on you then,
Speaker 9: because it's it seemed like we need to go and
Speaker 9: get it all out the way.
Speaker 2: You cool. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 9: I think you need you know, matter of fact, if
Speaker 9: you want to just keep it all the way real,
Speaker 9: you might want to go take a blood test about
Speaker 9: Alana and make sure.
Speaker 2: You the pop it to that all right, feel me
Speaker 2: got it?
Speaker 9: So I'm gonna have your wife get your call man,
Speaker 9: because we didn't contemplate it too long at it's time.
Speaker 13: Yeah, you do that. You know my information? Like I said,
Speaker 13: you said enough, you hit enough bones there. Now I'm
Speaker 13: really older one hundred for somebody, So you know what
Speaker 13: I mean. Somebody got to go?
Speaker 2: What you mean? You what what's all this?
Speaker 9: Somebody got to go? What you're saying, somebody got to
Speaker 9: go go, Like, okay, you're talking about either me or you.
Speaker 9: One of us got to go because you're saying the
Speaker 9: wrong thing. Because what you must understand is if I've
Speaker 9: given you as much information as I already have, that
Speaker 9: means I have enough information to know where you are.
Speaker 2: Brother.
Speaker 9: You know nothing about me nor where I reside. So
Speaker 9: if you're gonna talk about lock and load, then somebody
Speaker 9: got to go. Then you're saying it to the wrong
Speaker 9: person because I'm already up on you.
Speaker 2: Player.
Speaker 13: You got to First off, you ain't really annoyed because
Speaker 13: it got a country accent. So second off, like you're
Speaker 13: dealing with the real street, so you want to handle it,
Speaker 13: you know, man, permission, Guess what I don't residing in
Speaker 13: the morning. I ain't be no more. Guess what now
Speaker 13: you gotta start from scratch like me.
Speaker 2: I'll tell you what. Boy, here go to math Man.
Speaker 2: You ready for that? You ready for this?
Speaker 12: Math?
Speaker 2: You ready?
Speaker 8: Here?
Speaker 9: Go to math This nephew, Tommy from the Steve Harvey
Speaker 9: Morning Show, you've been pranked.
Speaker 2: By your wife.
Speaker 9: I'm a killer, yeah black man till I boy, you
Speaker 9: you kind of had me scared for a minute because
Speaker 9: you really wasn't flinching. You whatever you eating over there,
Speaker 9: you never did stop eating on it.
Speaker 13: Oh, I ain't gonna stop eating. I'm gonna keep eating.
Speaker 13: I listen to you every morning.
Speaker 2: What's the baddest radio morning show in the land?
Speaker 13: Steve Harvey Show.
Speaker 2: There it is.
Speaker 9: That's a drop of stupid this morning. I'll be back
Speaker 9: in another hour with some most stupid because that's how
Speaker 9: I do it.
Speaker 2: You understand what I'm saying. I will be stupid.
Speaker 9: October sixth, seventh and eight, Colleen, Texas twice as Funny
Speaker 9: Comedy Club.
Speaker 2: The nephew will be the stupidest all get out. See
Speaker 2: what once you I lost.
Speaker 9: My stupid four minute and I got it back, and
Speaker 9: now you know I feel I lost it I lost
Speaker 9: it four minute, y'all, I did.
Speaker 2: I lost it.
Speaker 12: But you.
Speaker 9: Come up telling about when I was down there at
Speaker 9: the sixteenth chap looking for a fourteenth and fifteenth? What
Speaker 9: is the fifteenth and the fourteenth? When I just couldn't
Speaker 9: find them, I said, I guess the sixteenth is the
Speaker 9: most popular one.
Speaker 2: Then I guess I was there. You didn't lose it.
Speaker 2: Speak clear, Stupid is back.
Speaker 9: Stupid is back, Colleen, get ready to back, but I'm
Speaker 9: coming to town.
Speaker 2: Get your tickets. They don't sale right now. Thank you,
Speaker 2: chef to Strawberry, all.
Speaker 1: Right, nephew. Coming up next to is ask the clo
Speaker 1: or chief Love officers.
Speaker 7: You're listening.
Speaker 1: Morning show coming up at the top.
Speaker 7: Of the hour.
Speaker 12: In the Entertainment News, Kansas City Chiefs player Travis Elsie's
Speaker 12: ex girlfriend is warning Taylor Swift.
Speaker 1: Once a cheater, always a cheater.
Speaker 12: Plus the irs will now tax people who resell concert
Speaker 12: tickets and make money, and Usher chooses not to sing
Speaker 12: to Gabrielle Union after spotting her husband Dwayne Wade. We'll
Speaker 12: talk about all of these stories at the top of
Speaker 12: the hour, but right now it is time to ask
Speaker 12: the clo.
Speaker 7: This one's.
Speaker 12: This one's from Sheila in Hoover. Sheila writes, my husband
Speaker 12: can pass by five food places on the way home,
Speaker 12: fast food places on the way home, and then walk
Speaker 12: in and ask me if I picked up dinner. I
Speaker 12: stopped spoiling him when our son went to college. Why
Speaker 12: should I be responsible for his daily meals? Why does
Speaker 12: he act helpless?
Speaker 8: Well, you're not responsible for his daily meals because every
Speaker 8: day he got to come and ask you, how come
Speaker 8: you didn't pick up dinner?
Speaker 2: You obviously are not responsible. So what are you writing
Speaker 2: us for. I'm just curious, She says.
Speaker 8: Every day her husband passed by five fast food restaurant,
Speaker 8: walks in the house and asked me, why did I
Speaker 8: not pick up dinner? Why am I responsible for picking
Speaker 8: up dinner?
Speaker 3: You're not?
Speaker 1: And why does he act so helpless like he can't
Speaker 1: do it?
Speaker 8: I don't know, but he'd be in that hull. I think, lady,
Speaker 8: you've actually accomplished your mission. I think you're proving to
Speaker 8: him that you're not responsible, and you stop doing that
Speaker 8: after the boy.
Speaker 2: Went off to school. So mission accomplished.
Speaker 8: Okay, all right, you're okay with you. That's just like wow,
Speaker 8: that's like a great answer. Yeah, it is so obvious
Speaker 8: to me. Congratulate lady.
Speaker 2: Oh, oh, you probably lose a weight. That's a good thing.
Speaker 2: What happened to Junior? Junior ain't knowing a camera no more.
Speaker 2: Don't want to put a hat on the boy.
Speaker 8: He come back with a hat on. I sang another
Speaker 8: song I have When Junior come back, I'm gonna have
Speaker 8: a new verse.
Speaker 12: Fore go ahead, ship Darla Darla and Indianapolis writes, I
Speaker 12: have a twenty two year old daughter, and I set
Speaker 12: a bad example for her by messing with a married
Speaker 12: man for years. I didn't work, and he paid all
Speaker 12: of my bills and living expenses. Looks like my daughter
Speaker 12: is following in my footsteps and she won't listen to me.
Speaker 12: Do I keep talking to her? Or let her find
Speaker 12: out the hard way?
Speaker 8: Well, you know, they often say as parents, children sometimes
Speaker 8: don't listen to what you say, but they do watch
Speaker 8: what you do. And so now she's watched you do it,
Speaker 8: and now she's doing what You're gonna tell her. You're
Speaker 8: gonna tell her that you earned the hard way.
Speaker 2: What's she finna learn it?
Speaker 10: Too?
Speaker 2: Like, you know, I don't know what to tell you know,
Speaker 2: you showed it examply.
Speaker 8: Yeah, you can't tell me. Tom You ain't told yourself hello?
Speaker 8: And then you you talking about he paid all your
Speaker 8: bills for their head.
Speaker 2: You finished Junior's back, what Steve? Why you stop?
Speaker 8: I'm sorry you left? I said, when you come back.
Speaker 8: I always keep my worry one thing about me. If
Speaker 8: I say I'm gonna do something, I'm gonna do it.
Speaker 8: So everybody asked me, Junior, when you left? Tommy said,
Speaker 8: you went to get a hat. I said, well, if
Speaker 8: you come back without the hat, I got a new
Speaker 8: verse for him.
Speaker 3: So here whoa. I've been used to.
Speaker 2: Having something to com on, but now I was gone.
Speaker 1: Com back so long.
Speaker 8: My hand's gone and leaving me creeping right back where
Speaker 8: I can't see.
Speaker 2: Have you seen? Tell me?
Speaker 3: Sorry?
Speaker 2: Back to your c l o't That's when you need
Speaker 2: to stop. Tommy.
Speaker 1: Were you finished with your answer from the mom to
Speaker 1: the daughter? Yeah, okay.
Speaker 12: Joe Nell in College Park writes, my husband came home
Speaker 12: and the delivery driver went out the back door just
Speaker 12: in time. It was the first time we had sex,
Speaker 12: and my husband messed it up. Then he came in
Speaker 12: talking about his day and I was exhausted. Is it
Speaker 12: too risky to try again.
Speaker 2: Somebody hurt. Yeah, you mess to get somebody.
Speaker 1: Hurts wrong, every.
Speaker 2: And and and that, and that delivery man if he
Speaker 2: get hurt, that's that's on you. That's the U S.
Speaker 2: That's the U p S driver. I know which one
Speaker 2: it is.
Speaker 1: I know why you say that.
Speaker 2: Why Oh, they ain't got no a c They try
Speaker 2: to get in them houses and get it.
Speaker 1: That's where they wear the shorts.
Speaker 2: What can brown do for you?
Speaker 9: Do for you?
Speaker 1: So any advice for Janel?
Speaker 2: See, No, you're gonna best wrong hurt. You're gonna get
Speaker 2: somebody hurt. Okay, you and this man's.
Speaker 8: House now, yeah, I know it's your house too, but
Speaker 8: a man take on a whole nother thing man.
Speaker 2: So horrible.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so yes, I'm risky. Is she gonna do it again?
Speaker 3: You think?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Because she didn't get caught.
Speaker 8: They're gonna work on their time and next time delivery
Speaker 8: gonna get that delivery about an hour?
Speaker 2: Really? Oh okay?
Speaker 10: Wow?
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 8: Moving on College Park that's down here in Atlanta. That
Speaker 8: that'll be on eleven o'clock news. Just old, yeah, I'll
Speaker 8: let you. Incident in College Park delivery man beaten to
Speaker 8: near death whoa Lady hospital right now. Trauma Center, one
Speaker 8: of his top trauma centers in the country, has taken
Speaker 8: him in at these under life saving measures as we speak.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's all that's going. I'll keep y'all posting, okay,
Speaker 2: all right, all.
Speaker 12: Right here updated? Yeah, yeah, it could happen, all right.
Speaker 12: Last one, This is from Lennon Anchorage. Lynn says, I
Speaker 12: relocated with my boyfriend for his job, and I have
Speaker 12: met someone new at my job that I'm really crushing on.
Speaker 12: My boyfriend and I are distant now that we live together,
Speaker 12: and it doesn't look like he's proposing anytime soon. So
Speaker 12: should I go out with the guy from my job
Speaker 12: to see if we're compatible?
Speaker 8: Well, let me tell you right now. If you're up
Speaker 8: in Anchish, they're gonna find out why. Oh Yester, ain't
Speaker 8: that damn bus Now? Yeah, got out there and found somebody.
Speaker 8: I don't know who you dating up. I don't know
Speaker 8: if you fell in love with us, you know, somebody
Speaker 8: from Alaska.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 8: You know what it is about it that turns you on.
Speaker 8: I don't know if you know you know iglue making capabilities,
Speaker 8: making capabilities, something something got you over there, met the
Speaker 8: little lasking boy.
Speaker 2: He bought some well blubber in the lunch one day.
Speaker 2: I had never had it before. You just up in here,
Speaker 2: coming out here, out here, over there, just.
Speaker 8: Out here there, he bought, Well, what some well blubber
Speaker 8: fried well blubber, take way better to crack it.
Speaker 2: So you just turn her out, you feel so.
Speaker 12: Coming up at the top of the hour, we'll have
Speaker 12: some entertainment news for you right after this.
Speaker 7: You're listening Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 12: According to TMZ Kansas City Chief star Travis Kelce is
Speaker 12: being painted as a cheater, but Travis said she is
Speaker 12: full of it and trying to grab her fifteen minutes
Speaker 12: of fame. Maya ben Berry, who won Travis's dating show
Speaker 12: Catching Kelsey back in twenty sixteen, is now warning Taylor Swift.
Speaker 12: Maya said Taylor seems like such a fun girl with
Speaker 12: a beautiful spirit, so I wish her the best of luck.
Speaker 12: But I wouldn't be a girl's girl if I didn't
Speaker 12: advise her to be smart. She went on to say, quote,
Speaker 12: once a cheater, always a cheater. Meanwhile, Travis's jersey sales
Speaker 12: have gone up four hundred percent since Taylor Swift attended
Speaker 12: his game this past Sunday.
Speaker 1: Whoa make up money?
Speaker 10: Oh?
Speaker 2: You know first ball?
Speaker 8: I mean, mister, right there, nobody really knows what happened.
Speaker 8: But I mean what you can't say that about men
Speaker 8: want a Cheatah, always a cheating. That's not true.
Speaker 2: That's not true.
Speaker 8: A lot of men have made mistakes and recovered from
Speaker 8: their mistakes. A lot of a lot of women have
Speaker 8: done the same thing both ways. So it go both ways. Man,
Speaker 8: you can't say that. And you know, and he moved on,
Speaker 8: he's single. What what you won't he gett married? You
Speaker 8: ain't asked you to marry him. You know, she fine,
Speaker 8: you take it all back, might not take it all back,
Speaker 8: but she fined them.
Speaker 1: Very pretty girl.
Speaker 2: Yeah all right.
Speaker 12: In other entertainment news, the i r S will tax
Speaker 12: people who resold concert tickets. We all know that concert
Speaker 12: ticket prices have been very expensive lately.
Speaker 1: What's wrong? You can't tax scalpel okay, well, listen, listen.
Speaker 12: According to to Wall Street The Wall Street Journal, the
Speaker 12: Internal Revenue Service the ir AS his issue a new
Speaker 12: law that will crack down on ticket scalpers who made
Speaker 12: more than six hundred dollars off ticket resales for events
Speaker 12: such as Beyonce, such as Taylor Swift tours. The IRS's
Speaker 12: new law is part of the American Rescue Plan Act
Speaker 12: that was crafted by the Democrats and passed back in
Speaker 12: twenty twenty one.
Speaker 1: The law record stop that the law required.
Speaker 2: Something you shouldn't help nobody such.
Speaker 12: As Ticketmaster and stub Hub to report if customers sold
Speaker 12: more than six hundred dollars in resale tickets in this
Speaker 12: year twenty twenty three.
Speaker 2: Everybody make MOLDUS six hundred.
Speaker 9: You're not going through stub Hub.
Speaker 2: Talk your bout.
Speaker 12: Companies initially had to send a ten ninety nine form,
Speaker 12: you know, ten ninety nine K form through a user
Speaker 12: who made more than twenty thousand dollars through two hundred
Speaker 12: dollars or more transactions.
Speaker 3: In a year.
Speaker 12: The average price for resale tickets for Taylor's Swift's tour
Speaker 12: on stub Hub was one thousand, ninety five Beyonce nine hundred,
Speaker 12: Draking twenty one savages it's all a blur chor ticket
Speaker 12: sale prices hit over eight hundred dollars.
Speaker 2: Can I say something?
Speaker 8: Yeah, Yeah, they've legalized marijuana in a lot of states.
Speaker 2: Correct, Yes, you're.
Speaker 8: Gonna have as much change or taxing these ticket scalpels
Speaker 8: as you got re taxing drug bills.
Speaker 2: It's due still selling weed.
Speaker 1: H oh yeah, illegally, you're saying. Uh in the states
Speaker 1: where it's not uh huh u.
Speaker 2: In the states where it is legal, it's still people
Speaker 2: selling weed.
Speaker 3: Uh huh.
Speaker 2: You know the plugs plugs is there?
Speaker 3: Uh huh.
Speaker 2: Come on, Harvey, you're not They're not really gonna be
Speaker 2: able to tax these people. They don't understand.
Speaker 1: Well, that's the question.
Speaker 12: Yeah, what do you Yeah, we can constant tickets every
Speaker 12: I mean, you can do contents all the time. What
Speaker 12: are you What do you think about that ticket scalp.
Speaker 2: This is what criminals are saying.
Speaker 1: We criminals.
Speaker 13: We do.
Speaker 8: We do criminal activity. We're not doing this to pay taxes.
Speaker 8: We're criminals.
Speaker 2: Okay, the ticket eight hundred? Do you want to see
Speaker 2: all Night? I got it right here.
Speaker 4: But y'all do understand that people go on these websites
Speaker 4: to buy tickets. They're not buying them the day of
Speaker 4: the venue. They're but that's how people buy tickets, That's
Speaker 4: how I buy That's how people online.
Speaker 9: Oh they telling them about the gate toot.
Speaker 4: But what I'm saying is the majority of people buy
Speaker 4: the tickets online and they're they're marked up online too.
Speaker 4: That's what the I R s is saying, Why would
Speaker 4: you do that, because that's how people buy tickets.
Speaker 5: See, y'all know nobody else.
Speaker 1: No, we don't know any scalpers.
Speaker 3: Okay, don no.
Speaker 2: Where have you been living? Oh God, get out to
Speaker 2: these churches and go to the people.
Speaker 1: Need some scalpers. Last story.
Speaker 12: Just past some day, Usher held his first musicale Residence
Speaker 12: show in a residency in France. Dwayne Wade and his
Speaker 12: wife Gabrielle Union were in attendance. At some point during
Speaker 12: the show, Usher walked up to Gabrielle to sing to her,
Speaker 12: but then stopped. Usher said, let's not get carried away.
Speaker 12: You know this is Dwayne Wade. I ain't crazy. This
Speaker 12: man will knock my whole head off and then dunk it.
Speaker 2: Right.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Then they dapped each other up with us. You're saying,
Speaker 1: so happy to see you.
Speaker 12: Usher also mentioned the incident on his Twitter and I
Speaker 12: G accounts, writing, look, I don't want to know smoke.
Speaker 1: Dwayne responded, love and respect.
Speaker 2: That was cute.
Speaker 1: Yes, that's cool.
Speaker 9: You don't get enough of singing the people of girlfriends
Speaker 9: and wives facing you. Gonta get enough of that, them
Speaker 9: up on their lap, walking them around your last That's
Speaker 9: that's why I got them skate zones so he can
Speaker 9: get it away Usher since man, yeah, I'm really looking
Speaker 9: forward to Usher at the super Bowl.
Speaker 2: And I called Steven A.
Speaker 8: Smith uh and said, hey, man, have you not had
Speaker 8: enough making super Bowl?
Speaker 2: Coming? Shut your ass up?
Speaker 5: All right?
Speaker 12: Coming up in twenty minutes after the hour. Has America
Speaker 12: always been uncomfortable with confident black men?
Speaker 1: Coach Prime is proof of that. We'll talk about it
Speaker 1: right after this.
Speaker 7: You're listening hard Morning show.
Speaker 12: According to the roote dot com, Coach Prime Dion Sanders
Speaker 12: confidence would, which some have critiqued as being too much,
Speaker 12: has drawn immense criticism over the last several months. It
Speaker 12: makes sense since this country has always been uncomfortable with
Speaker 12: self assured and confident black people. Social media users couldn't
Speaker 12: wait to rub Coach Prime's recent loss to Oregon in
Speaker 12: his face with racism means. Journalist Kevin Powell wrote, quote,
Speaker 12: certain kinds of folks have a huge problem with confident
Speaker 12: and visionary black males, including in sports. Be it Muhammad
Speaker 12: Ali or Michigan's Fab five. Some kind of haterism. The
Speaker 12: article went on to say, Coach Prime's excellence will continue
Speaker 12: to be a source spot for racist and there's nothing
Speaker 12: that they can do about.
Speaker 8: It, not a damn thing. You what, here's the thing
Speaker 8: about Prime. Prime has been this way his.
Speaker 7: Entire Yes, a Florida's all right.
Speaker 8: Y'all don't even understand who this man is. Yes, he
Speaker 8: created the image of Prime. He know who Dion Sanders is.
Speaker 8: That's miss Sander's baby boy. But Prime time he created this.
Speaker 8: He coached Prime. Yeah, like you said, when he recruited it.
Speaker 8: When he said, he said, he say when he recruit
Speaker 8: he go into these people houses. They want to see Prime.
Speaker 8: He got chains on.
Speaker 13: What what this is?
Speaker 9: He said?
Speaker 8: Man, I'm from floyd That's how the man is. I've
Speaker 8: never met a cooler person.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so people just need to get comfortable with that.
Speaker 8: Everybody just square. Hey, they had to get used to
Speaker 8: Tiger too. All that fist pumping. He's fish pumping. He
Speaker 8: whooping your ass.
Speaker 9: We don't want to We don't want those collar greens
Speaker 9: and chicken for dinner. Right, everybody happiness?
Speaker 8: You know what, I don't know what look man? This
Speaker 8: when you when we get into sports. We bring who
Speaker 8: we are, our swag, our persona, and it's different.
Speaker 2: We come with that.
Speaker 8: If dudes want to wear a change they wears. Man,
Speaker 8: it ain't got nothing to do with you. Everybody don't
Speaker 8: go to the golf course and wear them damn khaki
Speaker 8: shorts and that foot joy shoe and that damn foot
Speaker 8: Joys shirt.
Speaker 2: Everybody ain't wearing that.
Speaker 8: I get pants made with splits in it, ball pocket
Speaker 8: tea holders.
Speaker 1: Yeah you're flying.
Speaker 8: Hey, man, I'll tell you what. Go and try and
Speaker 8: find yourself a pink pair of golf pants.
Speaker 2: Good luck.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's what you've been looking.
Speaker 2: Man, just had a maid.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I ain't sitting inpend to go out here and
Speaker 8: wear what y'all wear on this golf course. One guy
Speaker 8: told me, he said, wow, your outfit is loud. Now
Speaker 8: that that's the color I want to wear. Wow, But
Speaker 8: you know alloud? I mean, what what's what's what's that about? Yeah,
Speaker 8: everybody don't want to want to lass colors. Y'all got
Speaker 8: una comfortable. No damn foot Joy's shirt.
Speaker 7: I don't even know what that is.
Speaker 3: You know, it's the name.
Speaker 2: It's a great gall shoe. They're very, very comfortable but
Speaker 2: you know they regular look at shoe.
Speaker 12: Coming up at thirty five minutes after the hour. We're
Speaker 12: gonna check your voicemail right after this, Steve. You're listening
Speaker 12: Steve Hardy Morning Show. All right, it is time now
Speaker 12: to check Steve's voicemail. Call eight seven seven twenty nine
Speaker 12: Steve if you want to leave a message for Steve,
Speaker 12: and you might just hear your.
Speaker 1: Call in the air.
Speaker 12: All right, ready, Steve, This is from Maurice in Brooklyn,
Speaker 12: who disagrees with Junior about not buying his nephew a
Speaker 12: super ru.
Speaker 14: Hey, Steve, this is Maise from Brooklyn. Love your show,
Speaker 14: Love your show. This message is for Junior. He made
Speaker 14: a comment about super rus this morning, and I couldn't
Speaker 14: disagree with him more. His nephew knows what he's talking
Speaker 14: about super rues, especially that wrx STI man, I was
Speaker 14: a non believer as a fifteen year old man, went
Speaker 14: into the dealer's ship test shove one of them bad boys,
Speaker 14: and I was hooked. Tell Junior his nephew knows what
Speaker 14: he's talking about. Keep up the great work all of y'all.
Speaker 14: Y'all doing a great job. Love your show, Bye.
Speaker 2: Boy, well Junior don't joveh w R s t I.
Speaker 3: No, he don't. He don't know.
Speaker 9: He don't know what he talked about. I don't care
Speaker 9: what Maurice said.
Speaker 11: He twenty. He don't know nothing. My never, you don't
Speaker 11: know nothing. Why would he want He want an outback.
Speaker 11: He didn't want the wr s t I. That's what
Speaker 11: he wants. Now he gonna take his uncle out of
Speaker 11: all car conversations because everybody else getting toyotas, everybody's getting forwards,
Speaker 11: everybody else getting general mo call Jim, you coming here
Speaker 11: with a super roof.
Speaker 9: How am I supposed to talk trash about that?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 9: Well, my nephew love dependability.
Speaker 11: That comes from Yeah, well you know, I'll tell you
Speaker 11: why he got a kangaroo ride je passenger. I know, Maurice,
Speaker 11: he's not getting the super roots.
Speaker 9: Not now you take the wr s t I v
Speaker 9: I w N B on whatever is.
Speaker 1: You just say yea.
Speaker 5: And ride that.
Speaker 9: But he not getting no super root.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 2: Like all right.
Speaker 12: See this caller is responding to the guy in Philly
Speaker 12: who complained about your orange suit the other day.
Speaker 15: Steve, So, I just heard the voicemail and the guy
Speaker 15: was saying, don't wear your orange suit anymore. So I
Speaker 15: pulled it up. I wanted to see, like, what would
Speaker 15: make somebody be hating that bit to call the radio
Speaker 15: show and say that I went, so Steve's man, you
Speaker 15: press ow, he churping, he's a hater. You look good.
Speaker 15: I love your orange suit, well, your orange suit every day,
Speaker 15: every day or so or suit or so love y'all, bye,
Speaker 15: thank you.
Speaker 8: Exactly what I'm doing first, soon as we get back
Speaker 8: to taper Rid or strike over with fam orange suit.
Speaker 8: I'm an orange suit, tangerine suit, rust colored suit, copper suit.
Speaker 2: I don't can see when people like him call in
Speaker 2: what they don't like. I didn't wear it for you, dog.
Speaker 2: I don't care what he thinks.
Speaker 3: What do you think?
Speaker 8: He probably got two suits. I got a lot of suits,
Speaker 8: though I came buy the same color I got. I
Speaker 8: got damn near every color in the rainbow. I got lime,
Speaker 8: green velvet jackets. I got purple, I got you, I
Speaker 8: got I got gold, I got silver, I got.
Speaker 2: I got I got everything. Now I don't know what
Speaker 2: to tell you, man.
Speaker 8: I'm not gonna wear at Lily Shurance man looking at
Speaker 8: us outfit because it'll make you feel colored.
Speaker 2: I'm not on here trying to look like no damn
Speaker 2: game show host. Stay flying all time. Man, I'm not
Speaker 2: fitting now. All my suits ain't for everybody, right right,
Speaker 2: that's all right, that's.
Speaker 1: Tall all right.
Speaker 12: This is Jean and Maryland. She loved to message about
Speaker 12: another one of your suits.
Speaker 16: See good morning, mister Harvey. This is G from Mitchellville, Maryland.
Speaker 13: I had to call and leave you.
Speaker 16: A message in regard to that green ombre suit you
Speaker 16: had on for the Family Vie show.
Speaker 14: Oh m G.
Speaker 1: Nobody and I mean.
Speaker 16: Nobody can pull that off, but you, mister Harvey. Miss
Speaker 16: I see why they call you Ranch or whatever it is,
Speaker 16: because you be dressed. That green ombre suit was fire
Speaker 16: on you. That's all I wanted to say. Good morning, family,
Speaker 16: hopes that you all have a great day, Take.
Speaker 1: Care spot.
Speaker 8: And thank you baby. And they don't they call They
Speaker 8: don't call me Ranch, they call me blue Cheese.
Speaker 4: Why did they call you little gen because I dress
Speaker 4: coming up next It is a nephew in the prank
Speaker 4: phone call for today.
Speaker 2: Wretch is a whole another static dress.
Speaker 1: Right after.
Speaker 12: You're listening Hard Morning Show coming up at the top
Speaker 12: of the hour, right about four minutes after it's my
Speaker 12: strawberry letter. And the subject is he hid all of
Speaker 12: my pajamas. He hit all of my pajamas is the subject.
Speaker 12: We'll get into that up in here. You can't find
Speaker 12: out what that's all about in just a few because
Speaker 12: right now it is done for the nephew and today's
Speaker 12: prank phone call what you got for his nep.
Speaker 9: Don't y'all think you know I bring up the prank.
Speaker 9: Don't y'all think I should get like a drum roll
Speaker 9: and stuff like like a fan fair fan fail, you know,
Speaker 9: when on for the prank, you know, when I come home,
Speaker 9: you know, just you know, yeah, like live in it up,
Speaker 9: you know, And it's really a prank and praise type
Speaker 9: of moment.
Speaker 2: I'm just trying to get up some music to it.
Speaker 2: You see what I'm saying.
Speaker 9: Just you want drama, what you want to band?
Speaker 3: Drum?
Speaker 9: See that? Now? Can you give me kirk frank? Let's say,
Speaker 9: come on, come up, come up something like that and
Speaker 9: stop producing. Then he gave me thenn he gave me kriky.
Speaker 3: See that.
Speaker 2: He letting me know I have not been appreciative of
Speaker 2: the sound.
Speaker 9: Okay, here it is this right here is breakroom barbeque,
Speaker 9: break room, barbecue.
Speaker 2: Let's go cat. Dog.
Speaker 9: Hello, I'm trying to speak to Eric. Hey, man, let
Speaker 9: me tell you something with me, and you're finna get
Speaker 9: some straight today. Dog right here, right now, let me
Speaker 9: say this, man.
Speaker 10: What is it what you're talking about? Right now?
Speaker 9: This is Quincy right here, It's Quincy. I work in
Speaker 9: the same build. I work on the same floor you
Speaker 9: work on, all right, and I know that a lot
Speaker 9: of people on the floor, everybody kind of share the
Speaker 9: breakroom and the refrigerator or whatever.
Speaker 2: But let me tell you this right now.
Speaker 9: It's been brought to my attention that you the person
Speaker 9: on on Tuesday, on Tuesday, all right, that went in
Speaker 9: there and ate my barbecue ribs.
Speaker 2: All right? It took me four five hours to smoke them.
Speaker 10: Hey, whoa, whoa, go down? So down? You say your
Speaker 10: name Quincy? Right, go down? Quench my name? Who who
Speaker 10: bringing this to your attention?
Speaker 12: Bro?
Speaker 2: Don't worry about that. Don't worry about who told me?
Speaker 9: But everybody say you always eating people's stuff out the
Speaker 9: damn break room without the refrigerator.
Speaker 10: Well I don't know who is everybody or whatever, but
Speaker 10: I ain't eating nothing refrigerator. I go out and get
Speaker 10: my own food. Bro, I go out and get my
Speaker 10: own food. So I don't know what you talk about
Speaker 10: right now, And.
Speaker 9: Let me say let me say that, let me say
Speaker 9: this to your Let me say this to you. All right,
Speaker 9: I'm coming by your Cuba could tomorrow. I see anything,
Speaker 9: I see some barbecue south anything remotely look close to
Speaker 9: my barbecue ribs.
Speaker 1: I sweat.
Speaker 2: See I'm whooping.
Speaker 10: Yours right there and your you need to Hey, you
Speaker 10: need to chill man. I'm not I'm not about to threats. Bro.
Speaker 10: I'm telling you I wasn't the one that that did that.
Speaker 10: That did that. I'm telling you that right now. So
Speaker 10: you need to calm down first.
Speaker 9: No, I ain't coming. I ain't calming down. Okay, I'm
Speaker 9: telling you right now, you're gonna get stuff in your cubicle.
Speaker 10: If I'm not saying. But I'm trying to tell you
Speaker 10: I'm not the one that's doing that. That's what I'm
Speaker 10: telling you. So you're coming at the wrong.
Speaker 9: How come everybody say if anybody ain't your food, it's
Speaker 9: probably every one always eating everybody's stuff up.
Speaker 10: They can say whatever they want to say. That don't
Speaker 10: mean that I was the one that did that. That's
Speaker 10: what I'm trying to tell you, Bro, That's what I'm
Speaker 10: trying to tell you.
Speaker 2: So they lying on you now, they lying on you.
Speaker 13: They lying.
Speaker 10: I'm trying to tell you. They lying.
Speaker 2: I'm telling you that, so you do understand what I'm saying.
Speaker 9: If it's anything that remotely looked close to barbecue sauce,
Speaker 9: anything a real bone, anything like that around your cugo,
Speaker 9: in the trash can in your work area, I'm whooping
Speaker 9: your shirt man.
Speaker 10: Christy Man I was. I'm trying to be nice to
Speaker 10: you on this damn phone, Bro, But I told you
Speaker 10: about these threats. So at this point in time, for
Speaker 10: you threatening me again, you and your damn barbecue sandwich, Bro,
Speaker 10: that's how that's how it is, well, you and your
Speaker 10: barbecue sandwich.
Speaker 9: Bro.
Speaker 10: I told making me threats to me, Bro.
Speaker 9: Gon'de in me that you gone a minute, that you
Speaker 9: ate it, Eric gone a mint it?
Speaker 2: Then you know what?
Speaker 10: You know what at this point speaking of you on
Speaker 10: his phone like this, Bro, I really wish I ate
Speaker 10: your damn soundwich. Bro. I wish I did, Brog.
Speaker 9: I'm telling you right now, I smoked them, damn. I
Speaker 9: smoked them ribs for five hours. I smoked them ribs,
Speaker 9: put my hard work in it, and then I get
Speaker 9: to work. You'retting ready to eat my food, and somebody
Speaker 9: that ate my barbecue ribs, and then everybody saying Eric
Speaker 9: the one always eating everybody food. I'm telling you, dude,
Speaker 9: I will come to your cubical you up if I
Speaker 9: find anything it looked like my ribs over there.
Speaker 10: That's like the third threat you Donna gave me.
Speaker 13: Bro.
Speaker 10: That was good. Bro, that was good. I'm so glad
Speaker 10: I took that. Damn, I'm so glad.
Speaker 2: Oh so you admitting it now?
Speaker 10: Now I'm telling you what you want to hear, Quincy.
Speaker 10: That's what I'm doing right now. What you want to
Speaker 10: hear it?
Speaker 9: Okay, Okay, that's that's show tomorrow.
Speaker 2: That show.
Speaker 9: That show is tomorrow the cub because.
Speaker 10: I'm telling you now, well, we're working in the same building, right.
Speaker 10: I ain't going nowhere, you know what flooring man, I
Speaker 10: ain't going nowhere.
Speaker 14: It was good.
Speaker 10: I don't know who you are. I don't know how
Speaker 10: you got my number, brother, but we even gotta wait
Speaker 10: until you get up there to my flow. We can
Speaker 10: get we can get this cracking in the lobby broke
Speaker 10: in the lobby. You can get your gamn ribs broken,
Speaker 10: your ribs, not the ribs that you cooked on that barbecue,
Speaker 10: your ribs. We can get it cracking.
Speaker 9: It's it's whatever at this point, Eric, it's whatever. It's whatever. Okay,
Speaker 9: it's you know what. Matter of fact. I'm gonna I'm
Speaker 9: gonna let the Shade know what's up. I'm gonna let
Speaker 9: the Shade know what's up.
Speaker 10: The Shame. I know she'd tell you nothing about eating
Speaker 10: nothing like eating your food, Bro, I know the Shade
Speaker 10: didn't say nothing.
Speaker 14: Like that to you.
Speaker 9: No, No, the Shape, Now, the Shame Shae ain't say
Speaker 9: you ain't no rib That ain't what the.
Speaker 2: Shade told me.
Speaker 10: So why you bringing hug Why are you bringing her up? Then?
Speaker 9: You want to know what the Shade told me?
Speaker 10: What did the Shade told you?
Speaker 13: Bro?
Speaker 10: What she told you?
Speaker 2: That Shae told me to prank?
Speaker 7: Phone?
Speaker 9: Call you. This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Hawk
Speaker 9: and Marny Show. You just got pranked by your coworker,
Speaker 9: the Shade.
Speaker 2: What what?
Speaker 13: What?
Speaker 10: What the hell you talking about?
Speaker 7: Eric?
Speaker 10: Eric?
Speaker 9: Hey man, check it out. This nephew Timy Bro Steve Harvey,
Speaker 9: mart the show your girl to share. Your coworker got
Speaker 9: me to prank you.
Speaker 13: Man.
Speaker 10: Oh you know what, man, Well you got my blood boiling. Man,
Speaker 10: Oh Man, Old just shae. She gonna get it, bro,
Speaker 10: She's gonna get it when I get back in there.
Speaker 10: And I man, I listen to y'all every man, I
Speaker 10: don't believe it. Man, Hey, you you got me?
Speaker 13: Man?
Speaker 10: Oh man, it is an honor, bro, it is a.
Speaker 8: Man.
Speaker 10: Hey, Man, I love y'all. Man, I'm gonna get the
Speaker 10: shade though. You tell her her man is mine?
Speaker 13: What you man?
Speaker 2: Do me a favor? Tell everybody? What is the baddest
Speaker 2: and I mean the baddest radio show in the land.
Speaker 10: Man, The baddest radio showed in the land is Steve
Speaker 10: Hawk is going to show.
Speaker 2: Baby man go get some ribs and have a nice day. Baby.
Speaker 10: Yeah, I'm gonna do that.
Speaker 14: Man, I'm gonna do that.
Speaker 1: And now you have it.
Speaker 9: I'm breakroom, breakroom, barbecue, breakroom. I gotta I got a
Speaker 9: question for y'all. Let me put this out there first,
Speaker 9: so I just make sure I'm plugging it right. Colleen
Speaker 9: texted the Nephew is coming to town twice This Funny
Speaker 9: Comedy Club October sixth, seventeen eight. I'm coming your way,
Speaker 9: fresh out of Italy. Baby, all right, back at it,
Speaker 9: got my stupid swagger back now took my team. That
Speaker 9: was breakroom barbecue. I gotta ask because a lot of
Speaker 9: people have done it. Have you ever stole anybody's food
Speaker 9: at the breakroom when you was working at any other job?
Speaker 1: No, no, I don't trust I have not food.
Speaker 2: Stay at my desk.
Speaker 9: No, no, he stayed right, put.
Speaker 1: My food in refrigerator.
Speaker 2: I'm not with my name on it, but I'm not
Speaker 2: gonna eat anybody. I don't touch anybody else.
Speaker 9: Somebody you know that cook, somebody you know that cook
Speaker 9: real good, and then brought some food to work.
Speaker 2: The answers, Now, let me think right when I was.
Speaker 9: Living, Let's ask the real thief that's on the show though,
Speaker 9: because that's who then stole a little bit of head thing.
Speaker 2: I don't know why.
Speaker 4: So quiet, quiet, he's not saying anything. So they and
Speaker 4: there you have it that no response, There you go
Speaker 4: response sentence.
Speaker 9: I can't trust them.
Speaker 2: You can't trust.
Speaker 1: Right after that's that, why did you ask?
Speaker 9: Well, because most people done stole some shirre. You just
Speaker 9: stole something to Joe, I have seen you steal something
Speaker 9: straight out of never Man. No man, I watched you
Speaker 9: feel I watched you build down there whole house. Don't
Speaker 9: get me started on you. I don't see colan textas
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Speaker 1: Right, thanking for you.
Speaker 12: Coming up next Strawberry Letter subject he hit all my Pajamas.
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Speaker 12: Subject he hid all of my pajamas. Dear Stephen Shirley.
Speaker 12: I've been married for three years, and before our wedding,
Speaker 12: my husband and I practiced celibacy. We had sex a
Speaker 12: few times when we were dating, but we decided to
Speaker 12: save the good stuff for marriage and we stopped having sex.
Speaker 12: Our wedding night was full of fireworks and magic because
Speaker 12: we had been saving up for that night. I'm so
Speaker 12: happy to report that our intimacy is still great and
Speaker 12: he continues.
Speaker 1: To surprise me in the bedroom.
Speaker 12: The only thing is that he also has become very
Speaker 12: comfortable with his body, which is not all that sexy.
Speaker 12: He's got the typical forty five year old belly and
Speaker 12: boobies that come from eating bad and not working out.
Speaker 12: I'm not one to talk because I've got a tummy
Speaker 12: in love handles. We are not the sexy couple that
Speaker 12: needs to be walking around naked, but he loves to
Speaker 12: be nude whenever he's lounging around he's naked. We each
Speaker 12: have a throw that we use to protect the furniture
Speaker 12: from our nakedness. I am not comfort with it, but
Speaker 12: I'm trying to please him. I do draw the line
Speaker 12: at sleeping naked, and he hates it because he is
Speaker 12: heavier than he's ever been. He gets hot at night
Speaker 12: and he has the air on sixty eight. He also
Speaker 12: turned the ceiling fan on during the hotter nights this
Speaker 12: past summer, so I started back wearing pajamas. I love
Speaker 12: the feel of my soft pajamas against my skin, but
Speaker 12: he hates them. He refused to let me wear pajamas,
Speaker 12: but I put them on anyway because I was cold.
Speaker 12: Guess what this selfish man did. He hid all of
Speaker 12: my pajamas from me. He thinks it's a funny praying,
Speaker 12: and I think it's selfish of him to do me
Speaker 12: like that. I walk around naked for him, but he
Speaker 12: can't let me have pajamas at night. Should I buy
Speaker 12: new pajamas and lock them up? Or should I stop
Speaker 12: playing the naked game for him?
Speaker 7: With him?
Speaker 12: Please advise, Okay, you're already naked. I mean you shouldn't
Speaker 12: have to be cold at night too. I mean it
Speaker 12: is selfish of your husband not to take your feelings
Speaker 12: into consideration, and you should be. You should both be
Speaker 12: getting something out of this situation. You're doing all this
Speaker 12: for him. He's getting everything he wants, all the naked
Speaker 12: he wants. But you're freezing at night. You're cold, and
Speaker 12: you said it's way out of your comfort zone anyway,
Speaker 12: because you guys don't have these sexy bodies, So you
Speaker 12: got to talk to him, tell him it's too cold
Speaker 12: without your pjs.
Speaker 1: You should either walk.
Speaker 12: Around naked and then at night sleep with your pjs,
Speaker 12: or sleep without your pjs at night and wear nothing
Speaker 12: around the house in the daytime. Or what about another
Speaker 12: kind of compromise, wear some sexy lingerie instead of being
Speaker 12: completely naked all the time, or another compromise, sleep naked
Speaker 12: and just bring an extra blanket at night so you
Speaker 12: won't get cold when he turns the air on and
Speaker 12: the ceiling fan.
Speaker 3: Steve, what.
Speaker 4: What?
Speaker 10: What?
Speaker 2: Well off table? Come on?
Speaker 8: They've been married three years. Just let's let's just get
Speaker 8: some bad facts out here right now. Been married for
Speaker 8: three years. Before I wed, my husband and I practice celibacy.
Speaker 10: That's it.
Speaker 3: That's it.
Speaker 8: Before we got married, we they had sex a few
Speaker 8: times and then shut it.
Speaker 2: Off and saved all sexual.
Speaker 8: Activities until we got married. Damn it, now we married.
Speaker 8: All this celibacy, you know, I'm playing this hit game,
Speaker 8: all the celibacy game.
Speaker 2: I'm playing. Damn it, let's get it. Necker naked now.
Speaker 8: Neked watching TV, naked standing in refrigerator, naked frying chicken.
Speaker 2: Ouch, neked eating seal. I'm on neckd watching.
Speaker 3: The New.
Speaker 2: Answer to the Dog. Picked my mama's arm box? Naked, Nick,
Speaker 2: walk my ass down to that mailbox. Nackad, make me proud.
Speaker 8: I'm rolled in the garbage can after back put it
Speaker 8: in the front.
Speaker 2: Nackad. Yes, I greet the mailman at the dog nackad.
Speaker 2: Nick ahead, your mama come over.
Speaker 1: I put some on.
Speaker 2: As soon as you leave. I'm naked.
Speaker 8: You came up with your guys. We're gonna be celebrate.
Speaker 8: I've been waiting all this time. Nine you wants to
Speaker 8: come in here at night and put some dowmn.
Speaker 3: So now you mad?
Speaker 2: Because he and here's the pajamas. I got news for you.
Speaker 2: What are these pajamas for?
Speaker 1: Because she's old.
Speaker 2: He's slowing this down.
Speaker 8: He's slowing this down because all this is unbutton and
Speaker 8: we ain't even got to do it.
Speaker 2: You know what we in he'll fall. Let's get started.
Speaker 2: These pajamas is in the way. Now, that's the case
Speaker 2: at hand.
Speaker 8: Let's review a couple of facts, and we're gonna have
Speaker 8: to get into this when we come back. But we
Speaker 8: have a major problem. He got the typical forty five
Speaker 8: year old belly.
Speaker 2: That comes from eating bad and not working out.
Speaker 8: And she got a little tunnet and some love handle,
Speaker 8: and she say, we're not the second couple that need
Speaker 8: to be walking around naked when we come back.
Speaker 2: Tell you what's going on here?
Speaker 14: Now?
Speaker 2: What really happened?
Speaker 15: All right?
Speaker 12: Uh, we'll have part two of Steve's response coming up
Speaker 12: in twenty three minutes after the hour. Today's Strawberry letter,
Speaker 12: subject he hit all my pajamas. We'll get back into
Speaker 12: it right after this.
Speaker 7: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 12: All right, Steve, come on, let's recap today's Strawberry letter.
Speaker 12: The subject is he hid all of my pajamas.
Speaker 8: Very quickly, let's go over this couple's been married three years.
Speaker 8: Before they got married, they practiced celabus. She didn't say
Speaker 8: how long this celibacy going on. But we married, so
Speaker 8: homeboy got it in his mind. Ain't no more cellabus.
Speaker 8: We ain't practicing folk play.
Speaker 2: We ain't doing none of that. It's own and cracking.
Speaker 8: So now he has decided that they gonna walk around naked,
Speaker 8: and you have decided to walk around naked with you
Speaker 8: and y'all got throws to protect the furniture when you're
Speaker 8: sitting up Nicker, he do everything niked. We went over
Speaker 8: a bunch of stuff on the previous break. He go
Speaker 8: the dot, nickd roll the garbage out. Niggas sitting up
Speaker 8: on that toe Roe riding lawn more, nickad o all
Speaker 8: our back by the pool, nickad sunbathing on the back porch,
Speaker 8: neckad garden. It naked, Nicked, just naked because he is
Speaker 8: making up for lost time.
Speaker 2: Now you naked too. But now here's what the clock.
Speaker 2: In your letter you said the only thing that he
Speaker 2: has become awfully.
Speaker 8: Comfortable with his body open. Well, what kind of body
Speaker 8: were talking about him? According to her, he's got the
Speaker 8: typical forty five year old belly and booby that come
Speaker 8: from eating bad and not working out. Now I'm not
Speaker 8: wanting to talk because I got a tummy and love him.
Speaker 8: We are not the sexy couple that needs to be
Speaker 8: walking around next. Oh so now let's get into real suta.
Speaker 2: See what really got wrong? Is he done? Got comfortable? Fellas?
Speaker 2: I want to make you aware of what nickd comfortable
Speaker 2: look like. Talk to him.
Speaker 8: When you're sitting on the couch comfortable. You ain't paying
Speaker 8: attention to your posture. When you slump your stomach, that's
Speaker 8: what's happening. You're hiding body parts.
Speaker 2: Now you got booby, can't You can't believe me the
Speaker 2: same booby.
Speaker 8: That's what she said. He got booby. That's another word
Speaker 8: for mad boot. So now y'all don't look sexy. You
Speaker 8: even said you got a little tommy and some love.
Speaker 8: But y'all fat ass and got comforted.
Speaker 1: Oh I know how he feels.
Speaker 8: Forty five fat ass, probably going up steps squeezing. Lord Lord, girl,
Speaker 8: don't have no comfort because company will come over and
Speaker 8: put your ass on blasts.
Speaker 2: Next thing you'll know.
Speaker 8: You think you being kind to people and they walk
Speaker 8: around passing judgment on your head.
Speaker 1: Oh that's what we're doing. That's wheezing.
Speaker 8: As sitting up in here, can't even walk up steps
Speaker 8: wheeze cause he's big, he wheezes, and she's sitting over there.
Speaker 8: She got a little Tommy in love handles. Ain't nothing
Speaker 8: wrong with that. Lady got a little thing going on.
Speaker 8: Ain't nothing wrong with that. But now y'all done got
Speaker 8: comfort and here's the proper So now they say, but
Speaker 8: I do draw the line at sleeping naked. And he
Speaker 8: hates how you thinking we're not gonna sleeep NexTag, she said,
Speaker 8: because he's heavier than he's ever been. He get hot
Speaker 8: at night, and he got the air on sixty eight,
Speaker 8: big boy, and swollen his ass up to the point
Speaker 8: where he brings he got sleep at me a tooth.
Speaker 8: He wheezing, he's snoring. He fat, he overweight, and he
Speaker 8: don't want you.
Speaker 2: To have on no clothes. He lord have mercy.
Speaker 8: He's also turned the ceiling fan on doing the hottid
Speaker 8: nights this past summer.
Speaker 2: So I started wearing pajamas.
Speaker 8: I love the feel of my soft pajamas against my skin,
Speaker 8: and he hate He refused to let me wear pajamas,
Speaker 8: but I put him on anyway because I was cold.
Speaker 8: Guess what this selfish man did. He hid all my
Speaker 8: pajamas from me. He thinks it's a funny print, and
Speaker 8: I think it's selfish for him.
Speaker 2: Do me like that?
Speaker 8: I walk around naked for him, but he can't let
Speaker 8: me have pajamas at night. Should I buy new pajamas
Speaker 8: and lock them up? Or should I stop playing the
Speaker 8: neckad game with him?
Speaker 2: Please? At five? If you stop playing the neckd game
Speaker 2: with him? What game y'all gonna play? Y'all gonna play
Speaker 2: the close games.
Speaker 8: Y'all can turn that into something next, you next something
Speaker 8: real second, or you can have bite it and tag
Speaker 8: off nights. You can you can buy tail away pajamas
Speaker 8: like pajamas made out a tailet tician.
Speaker 2: He's on easy off.
Speaker 8: You can try another thing. But I'm gonna just be
Speaker 8: honest with you. We are so uninterested in this letter,
Speaker 8: that's what you We really don't give it.
Speaker 2: Domn.
Speaker 1: This really ain't even like it sounds like you're into it.
Speaker 8: Yeah, because I'm all for the dude. I support him
Speaker 8: one hundred right, and I don't want no. I don't
Speaker 8: give it down. Get your ass in here.
Speaker 2: Surely you came the little isn't any vice? Bring anstra
Speaker 2: blank let her do that? Yeah, that was your neck
Speaker 2: that I ass in this.
Speaker 12: Bag Poster comments on today Strawberry Letters, I thank you because.
Speaker 2: He just looked at you and hen decided when your
Speaker 2: ass ain't.
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Speaker 12: forty six minutes after the hour, Junior and Sports Talk right.
Speaker 2: After this next.
Speaker 7: You're listening Hard Morning Show.
Speaker 1: All right, Junior is here with Sports Talk. What you got, Junior?
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know O J.
Speaker 9: Simpson back in the news.
Speaker 3: Did you hear that?
Speaker 9: Off what he said?
Speaker 3: Did you hear what O. J.
Speaker 9: Simpsons said?
Speaker 1: I heard?
Speaker 5: Oh? J.
Speaker 11: Simps Is said he tried to avoid going out in
Speaker 11: Los Angeles because he's scared he may be sitting down
Speaker 11: next to the killer.
Speaker 1: Mayor got to him though.
Speaker 2: He's not to the end though.
Speaker 8: Yeah, let me, boy, I know he ain't said that. Oh,
Speaker 8: let me throw you a couple of clues. Notice, ain't
Speaker 8: nobody being killed over that, sir?
Speaker 2: That's what he said. The case has been solved. That's
Speaker 2: one I don't know if you notice. Yeah, ain't been
Speaker 2: a murder over that since yeah, uh.
Speaker 9: Huh, yeah, yeah, ain't nobody been arrested.
Speaker 8: Yeah, and he can't go sit down in the restaurant
Speaker 8: because they ain't a whole lot of people serve today.
Speaker 9: He got away with double hand.
Speaker 8: This is one of the workers going there talking to
Speaker 8: the owner of the restaurant. Excuse me, Oh j just
Speaker 8: walked in.
Speaker 2: Get the knight, get all that silvil wife, that table.
Speaker 8: Stupid, terrible, It's funny. Yeah, I feed you, but your
Speaker 8: answer is easy with a spoon. I'm telling you that
Speaker 8: right now.
Speaker 2: I don't give it. Damn what you order, you're getting
Speaker 2: a spoon. I don't know why he wie sit down.
Speaker 9: Alright, Well forget that.
Speaker 11: Let me ask you about a few players in the
Speaker 11: yes that needed this week that's gonna be playing.
Speaker 9: Let's just tell me if they're going to have a
Speaker 9: good week, bad week.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 9: Just tell what you see. Zach Wilson, Jets quarterback.
Speaker 8: Zach Wilson can't have he can't have a good day,
Speaker 8: that longer week. Okay, that guy he got to figure
Speaker 8: out as a quarterback. You know his job is to
Speaker 8: throw the ball. No, that's one thing that's true. Russell Wilson.
Speaker 8: I like Russell Man. Rus Russ ain't that bad. They
Speaker 8: ain't got no defense. They got seventy points scored on it.
Speaker 8: If you scored twenty some points, you could win the game.
Speaker 8: Text Russell Wilson scored twenty some points, he should win.
Speaker 8: Your defense gave up seven. They're just scoring like they won't.
Speaker 7: This unbelievable.
Speaker 9: Another player of Justin Fields.
Speaker 8: Justin Fields is a good player, man, But I think
Speaker 8: he's being over coaching. I think the comedy made about
Speaker 8: the coaches was simply saying he's got all these coaches
Speaker 8: instructions in his head instead of playing his game, play
Speaker 8: a game.
Speaker 2: He in trumple though Chicago a lot. Okay.
Speaker 9: Travis Kelsey with Taylor Swift.
Speaker 8: If you was a Travis Kelsey, life ain't never been
Speaker 8: this good. Travis living his best life and not break
Speaker 8: up with.
Speaker 12: Coming up at the top of the hour, Steve, someone
Speaker 12: wants some social media advice. The man says, my wife
Speaker 12: wants a three way with another woman, but I'm not
Speaker 12: down with it.
Speaker 1: We'll talk about it right after this.
Speaker 7: You're listening Hard Morning show.
Speaker 12: Okay, Steve, this is Patrick from Steve Harvey FM. Patrick says, Okay,
Speaker 12: I know this is going to sound crazy, but I
Speaker 12: a problem that most guys I know would say is
Speaker 12: most definitely not a problem. My wife and I had
Speaker 12: a few bottles of wine last weekend when she admitted
Speaker 12: to me that she's always wanted to be with a
Speaker 12: woman and always wanted to try a threesome. The conversation
Speaker 12: ended with her asking me if I would consider making
Speaker 12: it happen.
Speaker 1: So both of us could be happy.
Speaker 12: While I admit I have fantasized about this exact scenario,
Speaker 12: what guy hasn't. In thinking about it, I realized that
Speaker 12: I love my wife too much to share her with
Speaker 12: anyone else in that way, even if it meant checking
Speaker 12: a big box off my sexual bucket list. How do
Speaker 12: I handle this and tell her no, Well.
Speaker 8: Brou you got to suggest that you love her too
Speaker 8: much and you don't want to share with nobody.
Speaker 14: You know.
Speaker 2: Problem is she wants to be shared. That's your damn problem.
Speaker 8: You over there, little miss, little miss Christmas over there,
Speaker 8: you get a gift, You get a gift. You know, so,
Speaker 8: I don't you know, y'all should have had this talk
Speaker 8: for y'all got married. There wasn't no bottle of wine.
Speaker 8: It's been going on for a while. Yeah, wine, This
Speaker 8: ain't wine. This ain't got nothing to do with wine.
Speaker 8: But you've been thinking has nothing to do with wine.
Speaker 8: The wine bought it out. So I have a couple
Speaker 8: of suggestions for you. Number one, y'all got to stop drinking.
Speaker 2: One thing.
Speaker 8: The next thing I think y'all should do is y'all
Speaker 8: might have to look into and I I don't know
Speaker 8: what to say. Man, you got a problem, because when
Speaker 8: a man don't want to and a woman does, it's
Speaker 8: usually go down.
Speaker 2: You're gonna make it happen? Whipped him up without him? Yeah?
Speaker 8: Because see she ain't gonna stop. Can you make it happen?
Speaker 8: She'll go without you though what it sounded like to me.
Speaker 1: So I don't know what to tell you, man, So
Speaker 1: he might as well go ahead us, you know, all right?
Speaker 2: How about Rebecca then.
Speaker 1: Rebecca?
Speaker 2: Yeah, be with Yeah, And.
Speaker 8: All of a sudden you got a suggestion as to
Speaker 8: who it should be that that might slow her down.
Speaker 2: A little bit. How about your best friend? She don't
Speaker 2: want to do that?
Speaker 1: Okay, that's another problem. That's what I want to do
Speaker 1: it with? Yeah or else? Forget it all right?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 12: This is Trey from Steve Marvey F M. Trey says,
Speaker 12: a group of friends have somehow picked me to be
Speaker 12: the one to talk to a mutual end of all
Speaker 12: of ours, to end his dream of doing comedy. This
Speaker 12: guy who will go nameless thinks he has a plan
Speaker 12: to quote in political correctness and shake up the comedy world.
Speaker 12: The problem is is that we've all seen his show
Speaker 12: and it's not clever or funny. They want me to
Speaker 12: talk to him and talk him out of doing open
Speaker 12: mic nights, and I say he should do it and
Speaker 12: learn the hard way that it's not meant to be
Speaker 12: for him. They say, I'm being a bad friend and
Speaker 12: not keeping it a hundred. But I don't see any
Speaker 12: of them stepping up.
Speaker 2: What should I do? Oh no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 2: just no.
Speaker 8: Just let him going up, keep going, Let him going up, going,
Speaker 8: so you ain't gonna have to tell him nothing.
Speaker 2: They go wrong. Bruh, you ain't got to tell you
Speaker 2: think you're funny? Man? Come on, please no, let him go.
Speaker 1: No, so that's what he wants to do.
Speaker 2: Let him go. As matter of fact, all y'all go
Speaker 2: when he go.
Speaker 4: Yes, they said to them, why got didn't tell me?
Speaker 4: You know, if he finds out the hard way, and
Speaker 4: he talks to his friend.
Speaker 2: Yeah, calling nothing beats a hush over Jerusalem.
Speaker 1: Life experience.
Speaker 2: Or joke, and you hit the punchline and it ain't
Speaker 2: no line or punch.
Speaker 1: And that's happened to all of you guys.
Speaker 9: Oh that's crap.
Speaker 12: All right, we'll have more of the Hardy Morning Show
Speaker 12: coming up. You're listening hard Morning Show?
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 12: Come on see remind everyone, elevate you it is doing
Speaker 12: well you're feelings?
Speaker 2: Uh a shot of commercial for it again yesterday? Great.
Speaker 2: Some new products are coming out. Some new drinks are
Speaker 2: coming out.
Speaker 1: All right, come on see you remind everyone. Elevate you
Speaker 1: it is doing well?
Speaker 2: You feel or shot a commercial for it again yesterday. Great.
Speaker 8: Some new products are coming out, some new drinks are
Speaker 8: coming out. From mental clarity and focus. You know, I've
Speaker 8: got my body starting to straighten it out real good,
Speaker 8: you know, straightening some things out. But you know, it's
Speaker 8: good to have people in your life to let you
Speaker 8: know when you need to, you know, figure yourself.
Speaker 1: Like your nephew and not letting things go.
Speaker 8: You know that, right, You know my nephew is you know,
Speaker 8: it's family, you know, you know, and so anyway, it's
Speaker 8: just elevate you.
Speaker 2: It's just it's going through the roof everybody.
Speaker 8: And now I got some new drinks out for focused clarity,
Speaker 8: mental alertness with some new drinks or strawberry orange and
Speaker 8: stuff like that. It's really really going well. Uh it's
Speaker 8: gonna be coming out soon, but right now in all Walmarts,
Speaker 8: in not all Walmarts, but in a lot of Walmarts,
Speaker 8: and on walmart dot com you can get stick packs
Speaker 8: where you can get your daily vital greens in a
Speaker 8: stick pack and just pour it in your glass and
Speaker 8: keep going. So it's going really good. And the gummies
Speaker 8: are doing well too, the digestion for metabolism and for
Speaker 8: our immunity, they're doing really really well. So everybody continue
Speaker 8: to support the brand. Thank you all so much. It's
Speaker 8: going wonderful.
Speaker 12: Coming up at thirty three minutes after the hour, we'll
Speaker 12: play another round of would you rather? Right after this
Speaker 12: you're listening hard morning show time now for a round
Speaker 12: of would you rather? Would you rather bump into your
Speaker 12: partner coming out of a strip club or would you
Speaker 12: rather see them sneaking out of the house in the
Speaker 12: middle of the night.
Speaker 9: I don't want to catch them coming out of the
Speaker 9: house in the middle of a night. Yeah, that's gonna
Speaker 9: help me brainstorming a whole lot. Yeah, coming out of
Speaker 9: the club. At least I know what you do.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I know you. If you tell me you're going, we.
Speaker 8: Ain't living that life. But you know you're coming out
Speaker 8: the strip club. I know she was in there with Winter,
Speaker 8: so that'll be at least one. I can't run nothing
Speaker 8: past that. I can't put nothing past these boys and mine, Whitney,
Speaker 8: Steve Man, you know, I never know.
Speaker 12: All right, would you rather sweet potato or cherry pie
Speaker 12: in a pie eating contest?
Speaker 7: Which one?
Speaker 9: Oh? Sweet potato?
Speaker 2: Sleep potato? Well, you're gonna be able to eat most
Speaker 2: sweet potato you can get it.
Speaker 8: One half of a cherry pie down, you throw up.
Speaker 8: You got swallow them whole lass cherries and all that syrup.
Speaker 8: It's hard to find a good ass cherry pie anyway. Yeah, man,
Speaker 8: I just I can't find one.
Speaker 2: Say, isn't that your favorite cherry pie? Yeah?
Speaker 8: If I could get you nothing nothing tops peach cobbler,
Speaker 8: But I'm off sugar.
Speaker 2: Now, so I haven't had any sugar in a long time.
Speaker 8: Okay, all right, peach cobble, though, Cobbler Cafe in Atlanta, Lord,
Speaker 8: have mercy. It ain't no joke. They about the business.
Speaker 8: Best peach cobbler on planet Earth is at the Peach
Speaker 8: Cobbler Cafe in Atlanta, Georgia.
Speaker 3: Be all right?
Speaker 12: Would you rather vacation with your in laws or would
Speaker 12: you rather vacation with your next door neighbor?
Speaker 2: My in laws?
Speaker 8: My in laws is cool. They're gonna be sleep anyway.
Speaker 8: Don't nobody going nowhere with their neighbor. I don't even
Speaker 8: know my neighbors. We got an over the fish relationship.
Speaker 2: That's what we get, right. Where it's relations that's where
Speaker 2: it's I've never seen them.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, your neighbor.
Speaker 2: I don't know who these people are.
Speaker 15: All right?
Speaker 12: Would you rather have a dragon tattoo cover your entire
Speaker 12: back or would you rather have your tongue pierced.
Speaker 1: Tattoo for piercing?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 9: Give me the dragon tattoo cross my back?
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, not in my tongue. I can't see it.
Speaker 1: No, damn, the dragon tattoo.
Speaker 8: Ain't sticking nothing in my tongue. I'll tell you that
Speaker 8: a lot of people have that. I talked too damn much.
Speaker 8: You get that thing caught between one of them teeth.
Speaker 1: Woo choke oouch.
Speaker 2: They put that piercing machine.
Speaker 1: All right, that's today's round, would you rather? Thanks? Guys?
Speaker 12: Coming up at forty nine minutes after the hour. It
Speaker 12: is our last break of the day, and we'll close
Speaker 12: out the show with the one and only Steve Harvey
Speaker 12: right after this.
Speaker 1: You're listening.
Speaker 7: Morning show.
Speaker 12: All right, here we are, guys, our last break of
Speaker 12: the day on this Thursday. It's been a good day today.
Speaker 1: Want to I yeah, fun day? All right, Steve, you
Speaker 1: have some clothing take us out.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know. I want to share something with you all.
Speaker 8: You know, as I learned lessons in life, the one
Speaker 8: of the things that I've become really good at his
Speaker 8: transparency and sharing life experiences. Uh, you know, just like
Speaker 8: I'll do this weekend when I'm out on my first
Speaker 8: ever motivational tour. I was just thinking of how I
Speaker 8: was going to approach it, and I have to do
Speaker 8: it the same way I've always done it. That's by
Speaker 8: being transparent and using my own life experiences to share
Speaker 8: with others my shortcomings, all my failures and how I
Speaker 8: turned them into wins.
Speaker 2: You know, I got to tell you something about winning.
Speaker 8: I think people get frustrated because of your losses. I
Speaker 8: think people get tired of a failure along the way.
Speaker 8: That causes them to get discouraged. And oftentimes you give
Speaker 8: up just too soon because you just get broken and
Speaker 8: humbled by your failures. But you're gonna have to start
Speaker 8: looking at these failures differently, because a failure is a
Speaker 8: part of the process to becoming successful. Nobody successful has
Speaker 8: ever gotten there without first failure. You just don't wake
Speaker 8: up a winner. You don't start a business and get
Speaker 8: rich the next day.
Speaker 2: You just don't. You don't have an idea and then.
Speaker 8: Give birth to the idea and the next day it's
Speaker 8: just all and cracking. That's really not the reality of
Speaker 8: how it works. There are going to be some failures
Speaker 8: in order to get to the success. What I'm sharing
Speaker 8: with you is there's going to have to be some
Speaker 8: losses before you get to the win. Let me tell
Speaker 8: you something. You only need one win. You can have
Speaker 8: thousands of failures, y'all. I have had hundreds, thousands of failures.
Speaker 8: I've written jokes that what I thought was gonna be good,
Speaker 8: they didn't work. I've had ideas I thought it was
Speaker 8: gonna be good. It didn't work. I've written a book
Speaker 8: I thought was good, it didn't work. I was in
Speaker 8: a movie I thought was good, that didn't work. I
Speaker 8: launched a TV show I thought was good. That didn't work.
Speaker 9: I went on.
Speaker 2: Stage on tour I thought would be good. It didn't work.
Speaker 2: I can't count on man. Over and over and over.
Speaker 8: You've been in a relationship, was good, it didn't work.
Speaker 8: You've got a job you thought was the job of
Speaker 8: your dreams turned out to be a disaster. It didn't work.
Speaker 8: You went to college to get a degree, it didn't work.
Speaker 8: You went here to apply for this job, you got it.
Speaker 8: They closed the company. It didn't work.
Speaker 2: It just over and over and over and over.
Speaker 8: Life is filled with failure. But don't let the failures
Speaker 8: depress you and cause you to stop the goal.
Speaker 2: You have a goal and a dream. Continue.
Speaker 8: When you fall, get back up, because I'm telling you,
Speaker 8: in spite of all these losses, you only need one win.
Speaker 8: You can suffer a thousand losses. You only need one win.
Speaker 8: You just need one win, y'all. One win can get
Speaker 8: you in. One win can change your life. One win
Speaker 8: can be the game changer. One win can be all
Speaker 8: you need to spur you on to greatness. You only
Speaker 8: need one win, but you've got to hang in there
Speaker 8: through the losses and the failures to get to it.
Speaker 8: The win is not right there. You got to go
Speaker 8: through something to get to the wind. Success is on
Speaker 8: the other side of uncomfortable. Success ain't ever right there.
Speaker 8: It's never right there, y'all. Let me tell you another lesson.
Speaker 8: I've learned a long way because I've been trying to
Speaker 8: figure I've been talking to God about what's been happening
Speaker 8: in our lives lately. And I came to the conclusion
Speaker 8: and it hit me this morning when I woke up,
Speaker 8: and this is a really, really good one. You know,
Speaker 8: people have been calling me about this social media stuff,
Speaker 8: and you know what I learned, man, And finally I
Speaker 8: just came to the realization, it ain't what you think
Speaker 8: it is.
Speaker 2: Let me tell you something, man, It's just not what
Speaker 2: you think it is. I don't care who heard it.
Speaker 8: I don't care how many people repeat it, how many
Speaker 8: people post it. I don't care how many people say it.
Speaker 8: Let me give you a scope of how you should
Speaker 8: look at this. There are over eight billion people in
Speaker 8: this world. Get this number y'all, there are over Oh
Speaker 8: this is a fact for everybody living on earth, everybody
Speaker 8: listening to me.
Speaker 2: There are over eight billion people in this world.
Speaker 8: If somebody posts alive about you, if somebody say something
Speaker 8: negative about you, if somebody try to blast you, however,
Speaker 8: you want to look at, some group of haters get
Speaker 8: together and they start hating on you. Let's suppose, and
Speaker 8: this almost never happens, all of them total, get one
Speaker 8: hundred million views.
Speaker 2: Do you know how hard that is?
Speaker 8: Most people get a thousand views, thousand, like a couple thousand,
Speaker 8: couple hundred views.
Speaker 2: All of that.
Speaker 8: Let's say you get one hundred million views. Guess what
Speaker 8: that means. That means seven billion, nine hundred million people
Speaker 8: don't even know what you're talking about. Don't let the
Speaker 8: small group of people shake you, man. Don't let the
Speaker 8: small group of people determine the where you are and
Speaker 8: who you are. Don't pay no attention to that. Keep
Speaker 8: moving because them small crabs in the barrel are just
Speaker 8: small crabs in the barrel.
Speaker 2: You only make them big when you allow them to be.
Speaker 8: They ain't that big. Keep trusting in God. God got
Speaker 8: you seven billion now a million people ain't even know
Speaker 8: what they talking about. Y'all have a great day today
Speaker 8: because I showed Will. I woke up with that one
Speaker 8: on my heart this morning. Good news baby, Hey, I
Speaker 8: want to say hello to the seventh billion, nine hundred
Speaker 8: million people.
Speaker 3: That love it.
Speaker 2: Appreciate you.
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