Speaker 1: It's either going to be the best hour or the
Speaker 1: worst hour of your life. But I'll tell you one thing,
Speaker 1: this podcast is very memorable.
Speaker 2: You're gonna create core memories coming up now.
Speaker 1: In a new poll, seventy percent of people admit they
Speaker 1: will pretend to like meals in order to avoid hurting
Speaker 1: someone's feelings. It's brooken, Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: It's been a long time.
Speaker 1: I'm not even talking about when Brooke cooked burgers for
Speaker 1: all of us.
Speaker 2: We were very.
Speaker 1: Open about that and told her how bad they were.
Speaker 1: Right to, We're so.
Speaker 3: Good and they were so expensive. Just because you like
Speaker 3: your meat cooked so much that it is a hockey puck.
Speaker 1: Don't you want what I said? Oh right, I don't
Speaker 1: like that you add extra things into the meat, like
Speaker 1: blue cheese, in that it's literally mold.
Speaker 3: Brook just because you have a primary palette. Don't blame me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not gonna or fake it because I care Broke.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be honest with you. But seventy percent of people, yeah,
Speaker 1: who like lie about how good food is. That's a lot,
Speaker 1: Especially if it's a family member or a close friend.
Speaker 1: You gotta be careful because if you tell them that
Speaker 1: you love it, they might make it for you more
Speaker 1: frequently after that.
Speaker 3: Is that why I've been having my husband stir fry
Speaker 3: twice a week every week since it's been married.
Speaker 1: You told it once, didn't she?
Speaker 3: Oh my god. It literally tastes the same no matter
Speaker 3: what he puts it in, and that is in itself
Speaker 3: a skill.
Speaker 4: I'm with you.
Speaker 1: I would have lied to my mom, but she never
Speaker 1: actually cooked anything, so I had to lie to our housekeeper. Sorry, Lucy,
Speaker 1: the spinach stuffed chicken wasn't so great.
Speaker 3: Sorry, it's amazing.
Speaker 1: Not for me, Alexis.
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 3: A lot of times I just lie every day. I
Speaker 3: really like pepper avocado.
Speaker 1: What Some other interesting stats from this study, sixty four
Speaker 1: percent of people say food is their love language.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Absolutely.
Speaker 1: More than half of adults say they've cooked someone a
Speaker 1: meal in order to tell them I love you, or
Speaker 1: you console them or express gratitude. And finally, the most
Speaker 1: romantic foods to share with a partner are cookies, ice cream,
Speaker 1: or one extra large Costco pizza. Yeah, sorry for lying, everybody. Well,
Speaker 1: let's get into the shock colla question of the day
Speaker 1: and send it over to Digital Jake and we will
Speaker 1: be one hundred percent honest with you, Jake, whether your
Speaker 1: questions are great or if they're absolutely terrible.
Speaker 6: Well, today is National Coffee Day.
Speaker 2: Yeah, put your coffee cups on, you.
Speaker 6: Know, and you know you listeners may not realize this,
Speaker 6: but coffee on this show is kind of a hot
Speaker 6: button issue.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah.
Speaker 6: Every one of you has taken a unique stance on it. Jeffrey,
Speaker 6: for example, won't drink it at all the first mainlining
Speaker 6: five hour.
Speaker 2: Energy that's give him those.
Speaker 1: It saves me time.
Speaker 6: Alexis is very snobby in particular about her coffee orders,
Speaker 6: but if they make it wrong, she'll still drink it
Speaker 6: because she hates confrontation. Max, similar to Alexis, Brook will
Speaker 6: only drink the PBB. You know absolutely The Proud Boys
Speaker 6: blends a white roast. Meanwhile, Jose drinks twenty cups of
Speaker 6: breakroom coffee a day and wonders why he spends all
Speaker 6: morning suffering in the work back.
Speaker 3: It's so weird.
Speaker 6: But today I'm going to put you all to the
Speaker 6: test in a grande sized Java edition of the One
Speaker 6: and Done Shop Collar. Question of the day, Jose, since
Speaker 6: you got to go to the bathroom, stom you'll do
Speaker 6: you think, Jose, out of the sixty five percent of
Speaker 6: adults in our country who drink coffee every day, how
Speaker 6: many cups a week do they consume? Is it seven,
Speaker 6: thirteen or eighteen?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 5: Man?
Speaker 1: All that out in one.
Speaker 2: I drink like five six.
Speaker 3: Cups, So I always drink two cups a day. That's
Speaker 3: what I'm at.
Speaker 1: Okay, So let's say I'm gonna say you're the average
Speaker 1: brook two a day, so that would be fourteen.
Speaker 2: So I'm gonna say thirteen. I'm gonna go to sweet
Speaker 2: spot in the middle.
Speaker 6: Jose said, thirteen.
Speaker 2: That is yeah, I could easily see eighteen though.
Speaker 6: All right, your excuse me, thank you? Uh Jeffrey, it's
Speaker 6: your turn. One of the most expensive javas in the
Speaker 6: world is called black Ivory coffee.
Speaker 2: I've heard of this.
Speaker 6: Just thirty ounces of it can go for over a
Speaker 6: grand whoa. The reason for the high price is the
Speaker 6: way it's produced. What's so special about it? Is it
Speaker 6: made by a the poop from elephants in Thailand? B
Speaker 6: Is it made from the poop from elephants that roam
Speaker 6: the plains in Botswana?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Botswanian poop?
Speaker 6: Or is it? C? Is it made by the poop
Speaker 6: from tiny corky dogs that wear elephant costumes for Halloween.
Speaker 2: Ew.
Speaker 1: So you're telling me somebody came across some elephant poop
Speaker 1: and was like, I want to brewth that into a drink.
Speaker 3: It's one giant troll and I appreciate it.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Because and is it in Thailand or is it Botswana?
Speaker 3: What about the corgies? Yeah, come on, I'm.
Speaker 1: Gonna say that the Corgi. We're not drinking Corgi coffee.
Speaker 1: I'm going with one of the real elephants. Is that
Speaker 1: the Thailand elephants or the Botswana I feel like in
Speaker 1: Asia they're not really big coffee drinkers. I don't know
Speaker 1: if that's true.
Speaker 3: Well, I feel like when you go to a Thai restaurant,
Speaker 3: you get the tea.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I'm saying, Like they want to have
Speaker 1: teas and things, not so much elephant poop coffee. So
Speaker 1: let me go with Botswanan elephants.
Speaker 6: Jeffrey went with botswan and elephant poop. That is it's made.
Speaker 6: It's made from partially digested coffee cherries pooped out by
Speaker 6: Thai elephants.
Speaker 3: It's only partially digested to it's not.
Speaker 6: We're not trying to gross brook it's your turn. In
Speaker 6: ancient Greece, when coffee didn't exist, the resounding choice for
Speaker 6: a breakfast beverage was.
Speaker 3: What interesting was it a.
Speaker 6: Beer, b wine or c diet cherry vanilla, doctor pepper?
Speaker 1: You know it came from it's compact.
Speaker 3: See them in a bath house pepper If you haven't
Speaker 3: had that before, it's exceptional. Yes, I mean wine is
Speaker 3: not as bitter as beer, so it might be easier
Speaker 3: to drink in the morning, Like it's more like grape juice, right, like,
Speaker 3: especially if it's probably old.
Speaker 6: School where I'm gonna go wine, Brooks said, wine, that
Speaker 6: is it was beer. Beer had the calories to give
Speaker 6: you energy for the day, and the alcohol made it
Speaker 6: safe so you weren't drinking tainted water.
Speaker 3: Well, that's why I do it every morning too.
Speaker 6: Yeah, we're bringing the tradition back finally to our coffee connoisseur.
Speaker 2: Here we go.
Speaker 6: Starbucks has been doing cofee since nineteen seventy one, and
Speaker 6: before they began using sharp East to write the names
Speaker 6: on the drinks, they had a different system. What was it?
Speaker 6: Was it a They would place a certain number of
Speaker 6: beans on top of your cup. B the positioning of
Speaker 6: the cup on the bar or C byoc bring your
Speaker 6: own cup.
Speaker 7: Like bringing your own cup is like a new thing
Speaker 7: recently that they they try to reuse cups.
Speaker 3: Do that, right? You think in the seventies though, I
Speaker 3: feel like you know has coffee, maybe it was like
Speaker 3: popular to have those cups with your name like but
Speaker 3: dazzled on the side, And maybe that's why they started
Speaker 3: making the Starbucks cups though, remember like you can get
Speaker 3: the Starbucks cups for each city. That's true, all right,
Speaker 3: I'll go bring your own.
Speaker 6: Cup, Jake Alexis said, B yoc. That is, it was
Speaker 6: the position of a cup on the bar that would
Speaker 6: tell the barista how to make the beverage. If the
Speaker 6: logo was facing forward to be whole milk away was
Speaker 6: non fat, and upside down was decas.
Speaker 3: We do that when I worked coffee.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I like that.
Speaker 3: You still do that And you didn't know the answer. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I was confused on the question.
Speaker 1: I guess well, Jose is the only one who got
Speaker 1: his question right. He's saying the expert. The rest of
Speaker 1: us are gonna get shocked. Somebody wanted to hear tearing
Speaker 1: up my heart by in sync Sync.
Speaker 3: Is tearing up my heart?
Speaker 2: Guys are feel it? Keep going? No mad?
Speaker 1: What do I feel?
Speaker 2: The pain.
Speaker 1: That woke me up? Didn't even need any coffee?
Speaker 2: Gotcha?
Speaker 1: Shock collar. Question of the day.
Speaker 5: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 1: Trailer is completely taking over?
Speaker 3: Is that what we're going with? For sure?
Speaker 1: I think that's what they're called. Brook and Jeffrey in
Speaker 1: the Morning. Not even bottled ketchup ism you and from
Speaker 1: the hype around Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey's maybe romance bottle,
Speaker 1: because at this point, everybody knows that last week Taylor
Speaker 1: Swift was at the Kansas City Chiefs football game inside
Speaker 1: of Travis Kelcey's VIP family suite.
Speaker 3: Right.
Speaker 2: You mean the Chiefs were at a Taylor Swift hangout.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yes, exactly, Taylor Swift Stadium to a little football game.
Speaker 1: But she was there cheering and hugging his mom. And
Speaker 1: one of the most viral moments that happened while the
Speaker 1: cameras were on her, people noticed what Taylor was eating
Speaker 1: in the suite, which seemed to be a plate of
Speaker 1: chicken tenders ketchup and quote seemingly ranch. That description went
Speaker 1: viral everywhere. Seemingly She's like a white sauce.
Speaker 3: And but the word seemingly ranch, it was like turned
Speaker 3: into a meme. It was all over the place.
Speaker 1: So now, in honor of Taylor's game day meal, Hines
Speaker 1: is releasing a special limited edition ketchup and seemingly Ranch Sauce.
Speaker 1: You've got a photo of it up on the Brook
Speaker 1: and Jeffrey in stories. But basically it's the two condiments
Speaker 1: mixed together in one bottle, which is a lot of
Speaker 1: people do all the.
Speaker 3: Time, right, But it's the title, you know, seemingly God,
Speaker 3: she controls everything.
Speaker 1: Even they're only making a hundred of these, so you
Speaker 1: can score one by going to the Hines Instagram. Meanwhile,
Speaker 1: after that game, you know, Travis Kelsey's jersey sales have
Speaker 1: shot up like four billion percent. And now if we
Speaker 1: can just get Taylor to finally agree to be on
Speaker 1: Jose's video game stream, can you imagine the hype?
Speaker 3: What if she came on and it was the one
Speaker 3: thing she did that never.
Speaker 8: Actually, I'm so freaking out.
Speaker 9: Oh my god, we have fifteen viewers.
Speaker 2: This crazy Taylor, You really do turn everything to gold.
Speaker 3: That's so weird. I mean, the jersey sales there.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, someone tip four dollars.
Speaker 1: Taylor literally runs the world now and that's why. Coming
Speaker 1: up next it's a brand new Taylor Stories. Oh maybe
Speaker 1: just a regular Laser Stories. We're going to do it next.
Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that's getting frustrated because he's getting
Speaker 1: hundreds of calls a day where people mistake the name
Speaker 1: of his business for something totally different. His company is
Speaker 1: called Sea of Floaters. Okay, he's a birthday balloon company,
Speaker 1: but people keep calling asking for emergency plumbing services. I
Speaker 1: don't get why. Yeah, hopefully no one gets confused with
Speaker 1: Laser Stories. Pretty straightforward. The segment where we read weird
Speaker 1: news stories around the globe, just like everyone else does,
Speaker 1: except we've got a laser.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Those other snake and bakes just don't this first Laser
Speaker 1: Stories out of Florida's right. Yes, any gen zer knows
Speaker 1: that the only point of any birthday party is to
Speaker 1: get a super cute pick. And Madison Stephen wanted just
Speaker 1: that she was turning twenty five, and she wanted an
Speaker 1: epic photo that not only made her look amazing yeah,
Speaker 1: but was also quote unique.
Speaker 3: I have always shocked at how far Alexis and her
Speaker 3: friends go for their birthdays, like you're buying shirts and
Speaker 3: custom cookies and all the birthday week. Yeah, I'm like,
Speaker 3: my god, the balloons have the numbers.
Speaker 1: Yeah, totally floaters too. In order to make it happen, though,
Speaker 1: Madison decided to steal an alligator.
Speaker 4: I know that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I didn't see that coming.
Speaker 1: Lucky for her, she used to work at a wildlife
Speaker 1: park that is Lucky rocking counters.
Speaker 2: She had access.
Speaker 1: Place she knew right where to get one for her show,
Speaker 1: so she and her friends snuck inside one of the
Speaker 1: park's buildings, grabbed a gator, put it in the back
Speaker 1: of their car, and drove off.
Speaker 3: She used to work there. Couldn't you just ask them like, hey, tomorrow,
Speaker 3: can I come in for a photo? Yeah? I had
Speaker 3: to take it with you with the balloon to the.
Speaker 1: Cave needs to attend the party. From there, it was
Speaker 1: placed into a bathtub at a nearby hotel, where Madison
Speaker 1: planned to keep it for five days until her birthday,
Speaker 1: of course, finally happened.
Speaker 3: Why do I imagine it with like a bunch of
Speaker 3: flowers floating in the bathtub and milk?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know photos?
Speaker 1: Yeah, of course, police had to ruin everything.
Speaker 3: You only turned twenty five once, Jeffrey Well.
Speaker 1: The gator was reported stolen and things to surveillance footage,
Speaker 1: officers were able to figure out who it was and
Speaker 1: they arrived at the hotel to take the gator back.
Speaker 1: Madison told the cops she was planning on returning it
Speaker 1: after she got some cute picks, but that didn't happen.
Speaker 3: Hair and makeup was done on that surveillance video because
Speaker 3: that's all she's got.
Speaker 1: The gator was returned unharmed, and Madison got an even
Speaker 1: better birthday present because the Wildlife park crocking counters decided
Speaker 1: not to press charges. They know her, so she only
Speaker 1: faces a misdemeanor and she got a cute mugshot pick
Speaker 1: for her birthday to do. It worked out, so she
Speaker 1: says she's never gonna do it again. Yeah, fingers crossed,
Speaker 1: we'll see this next. Laser stories. Out of Philadelphia, a
Speaker 1: fifty eight year old man named Don Shump owned a
Speaker 1: business and he was out on a call putting his
Speaker 1: tools and equipment back into his truck when someone drove by,
Speaker 1: stopped and when Don wasn't looking, they nabbed his big
Speaker 1: green shop back and took off.
Speaker 3: Oh that sucks, man. My dad would always get tools
Speaker 3: stolen from the worksite shop. It sucks.
Speaker 1: Now. What the thief didn't know was that Don's company
Speaker 1: was a pest control business. Oh and the vacuum taken
Speaker 1: was full of angry bees. Oh my god, because Don's
Speaker 1: business is called Philadelphia Bee Company. Oh and just removed
Speaker 1: a big hornet's nest and used the shop back to
Speaker 1: suck up a bunch of them.
Speaker 3: Those aren't bees, Jeffrey, those are angry killing machines. Those
Speaker 3: are hornets.
Speaker 4: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: So Don thinks the crook had no idea what he
Speaker 1: was stealing, and went and posted about it on Facebook, saying,
Speaker 1: to the poor soul who lifted the shop back out
Speaker 1: of the back of my truck, wanted to give you
Speaker 1: a heads up. Whatever you do, do not turn it on.
Speaker 2: You please do turn it on.
Speaker 1: And he said the hornets were probably extra angry after
Speaker 1: being moved, and it wasn't just a normal nest, it
Speaker 1: happened to have a ton of queens inside of it.
Speaker 1: No word, detective, no word on who stole the shop
Speaker 1: back or if they've opened it up yet. But local
Speaker 1: hospitals are on alert for someone to come in with
Speaker 1: hornet stings all over.
Speaker 3: I feel like you just have to roll down your
Speaker 3: windows and listen for somebody screaming. You'll find the person.
Speaker 1: This next Lazer Stories had a fashion headquarters. If you've
Speaker 1: never heard of it, there's a fashion brand called Mumew
Speaker 1: and it's selling what might be the most expensive pair
Speaker 1: of underwear ever. Oh man, clocking in at five thousand,
Speaker 1: six hundred dollars.
Speaker 2: What the hell?
Speaker 6: Are they?
Speaker 3: Women or men?
Speaker 2: What is it made of silk?
Speaker 1: They're made of silk?
Speaker 2: Yes, I knew it because I know my textures.
Speaker 1: Trying to get one of these silk wool and a
Speaker 1: ton of sequins.
Speaker 3: And that sounds soo did you say?
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're putting the photo up on the broken Jeffrey
Speaker 1: Insta stories and I'm going to show my host right now.
Speaker 1: But they come in two available colors, shiny gold or
Speaker 1: shiny pink.
Speaker 3: They look like cheerleading kick bottoms.
Speaker 2: Good.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, even if you're rich, it doesn't make much sense
Speaker 1: to drop that kind of cash on something people probably
Speaker 1: aren't even ever gonna see, are they? But wearing underwear
Speaker 1: as outerwear is actually kind of popular with young people
Speaker 1: right now. So they're meant to be more like really
Speaker 1: skimpy shorts for women.
Speaker 3: Dresses.
Speaker 2: I literally saw a girl just wearing a broad the
Speaker 2: other day and I'm like, oh, yeah.
Speaker 6: This is just what we do.
Speaker 3: I was droved down the street, saw a woman where
Speaker 3: I know nothing.
Speaker 2: Nothing on your street.
Speaker 1: Okay, and get this, you know somehow both versions, the
Speaker 1: gold and the pink are nearly sold out.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I got a hot glue gun. I
Speaker 3: mean ants and granny panties. I mean, this is kind
Speaker 3: of the size of them. I'm gonna tell you. I
Speaker 3: do appreciate the coverage that you're gonna get at least
Speaker 3: five thousand dollars underwear.
Speaker 2: It's not a little street.
Speaker 1: Next is their stories out of social media central. If
Speaker 1: you're getting your dietary advice from TikTok, guess what. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so are a lot of other people.
Speaker 2: That's not what I.
Speaker 3: Thought you're I don't think that's good.
Speaker 1: But okay, I know what they say about if everybody
Speaker 1: jumps off bridge, you do that too.
Speaker 3: That's how the same the bridge challenge on TikTok.
Speaker 1: But maybe you should think twice about it, because the
Speaker 1: Washington Post just did a big article recently on why
Speaker 1: that advice can't always be trusted.
Speaker 3: That's a newspaper. The Washing Post is I think they
Speaker 3: have a TikTok too.
Speaker 1: Okay, I probably do washing on TikTok, but they say
Speaker 1: you can't trust them. Not because all influencers are idiots. Okay,
Speaker 1: at least a few of them aren't. But a lot
Speaker 1: of people are being paid to say certain things, and
Speaker 1: they're not always making it clear to everyone that it's
Speaker 1: a paid content. Yeah, they should be.
Speaker 3: And just like always since the dawn of time, fad
Speaker 3: diets not so awesome.
Speaker 2: Yeah, totally.
Speaker 1: In fact, three reporters looked at TikTok videos from sixty
Speaker 1: eight different dietitians, Thirty three of them with a combined
Speaker 1: eleven million followers, had recently posted sponsored content, and only
Speaker 1: half were always up front of ut But good rule
Speaker 1: of thumb, always be careful what you're putting in your mouth.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you said pudding. Well I'm surprised you're careful.
Speaker 2: Have you ever been to this guy's social media recently?
Speaker 1: No, The questionable paid spots that he's doing are getting ridiculous.
Speaker 1: In the last one, he's claiming some magic pill helps
Speaker 1: him feel thirty years younger. Wow, it's called shell agra
Speaker 1: with the code word humper. Right now, get yours. That's
Speaker 1: laser Stories. We're gonna do it again, same time on.
Speaker 5: Monday, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 1: If you've ever been in a relationship, you've probably asked
Speaker 1: yourself at some point, who's the smarter one, me or
Speaker 1: my significant other?
Speaker 2: Ooh, that's a question.
Speaker 1: Sometimes it's kind of hard to tell. You're both pretty
Speaker 1: evenly matched brain wise.
Speaker 5: That's good.
Speaker 1: Other times it's painfully obvious, like when your significant other
Speaker 1: thought that jelly beans were actual beans that grew on
Speaker 1: a rainbow jelly tree.
Speaker 3: Oh, can we buy one of those?
Speaker 1: Don't worry, You're not alone because a new survey asked
Speaker 1: people to share the moment that they realized, oh my god,
Speaker 1: I think my significant other might actually be an idiot,
Speaker 1: and the responses that we got were hilarious. We're gonna
Speaker 1: tell you the best ones coming up.
Speaker 4: Brooke.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna ask you question, and I want you to
Speaker 1: try to be honest with your answer.
Speaker 3: Here it's honest with you.
Speaker 1: Jeff would you would you say your husband Michael married
Speaker 1: you for your looks or for your personality?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 3: I think it's always personality with me.
Speaker 2: Sorry.
Speaker 1: The correct answer is he married you for your money. Money. Luckily,
Speaker 1: for Michael, Brooke also is a fairly decent looking person,
Speaker 1: at least during the months that she chooses to shower.
Speaker 3: That's the nicest you've given me, And we.
Speaker 2: Know because the text work blows up.
Speaker 1: Wow beautiful, and she has a moderately functional brain up
Speaker 1: there too.
Speaker 3: Thank you, Thank you God. It feels good to be
Speaker 3: me today.
Speaker 1: Not every couple so lucky, though. Sometimes you start a
Speaker 1: relationship with somebody you really like and later on something
Speaker 1: happens that makes you go, oh god, I think my
Speaker 1: significant other might actually be a moron.
Speaker 2: Oh no.
Speaker 1: It's actually a very common thought that people have, which
Speaker 1: is why a recent survey asked people to share the
Speaker 1: moment when they realized they might be dating a dummy.
Speaker 2: Oh gosh.
Speaker 1: Here are some of the best answers that we got.
Speaker 1: Number seven. I told the guy I was dating he
Speaker 1: needed more humility, okay, and he literally responded with, why
Speaker 1: would I want to be humiliated more?
Speaker 3: I mean it's ironic because then he was also humiliating
Speaker 3: himself in the process. It's really good.
Speaker 1: What does humility mean?
Speaker 3: It means like to be humble. Yeah, to like not
Speaker 3: have too much ego.
Speaker 1: Don't think so. I should have known that one.
Speaker 3: Okay, well we didn't expect you to. We need to
Speaker 3: have some to know it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's foreign concept. Number six my ex husband pronounced
Speaker 1: at m like Adam, Oh my, I need to get
Speaker 1: some money out of the atom.
Speaker 3: Is that bad that? I don't think that's that dumb.
Speaker 3: I feel like it's more efficient shortcut. Yeah, exactly, I'm
Speaker 3: going to start calling it at Adam. I'm in love
Speaker 3: with Adam today. He's giving me money all the time.
Speaker 1: And back to brooken the money again. Number five I
Speaker 1: dated a woman who thought that rust was one of
Speaker 1: the chemical elements, you know, like oxygen, neon, silver, uranium, rust.
Speaker 3: Because you don't know. Yah.
Speaker 1: We're talking about a survey where people shared the moment
Speaker 1: where they realized they might be dating a total dummy.
Speaker 1: Number four says I dated a girl in high school
Speaker 1: and we were at the mall one day looking at
Speaker 1: the mall directory, and she asked me how the map
Speaker 1: knew exactly where we were standing.
Speaker 9: You know the little star on the map that says
Speaker 9: you are here, he says. I explained to her the
Speaker 9: map never moved, so that's where you're standing.
Speaker 2: If you're reading it.
Speaker 3: The map is also here.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but after ten minutes of explaining, she still didn't
Speaker 1: get it.
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, big brother is getting really creepy.
Speaker 1: That's a clue that not all with it upstairs. That
Speaker 1: was the best one so far. Number three My ex
Speaker 1: boyfriend didn't know what the order of the months go
Speaker 1: in oh, so I asked him to learn them, and
Speaker 1: he got mad at me and said, no, that isn't
Speaker 1: something I'm interested in. All right, you tell me what
Speaker 1: months we're in next.
Speaker 3: How could you not, as an adult know that?
Speaker 2: Get by October? Whatever that is.
Speaker 3: I guess it's a good excuse for always missing their anniversary.
Speaker 2: Yes, you know, that's why I didn't want to learn it.
Speaker 1: Number two says I had an ex who legitimately asked
Speaker 1: me where does the sun go at nights?
Speaker 5: Sleep?
Speaker 3: Who goes to bed?
Speaker 1: Maybe a flatter guys, I don't know, Or maybe they
Speaker 1: think it goes to the other planets so that they
Speaker 1: can have like their day get there and Jupiter gets theirs.
Speaker 3: Do science teachers just give up on these kids?
Speaker 5: I like.
Speaker 3: You, just like m It's not going to work for you.
Speaker 1: You don't even give them an f You just pass
Speaker 1: them so that they're out of your hands.
Speaker 5: Right.
Speaker 1: Well, the number one moment somebody realized, oh god, I
Speaker 1: think I'm dating a dummy was my ex girlfriend and
Speaker 1: I were watching a movie when she asked me, is
Speaker 1: finding Nemo based on a true story?
Speaker 2: What you know?
Speaker 1: There's like a director's cut with an interview with actual
Speaker 1: Nemo telling his story or how his dad found that.
Speaker 2: Cue the seagulls. Like, my.
Speaker 3: God, that story was a real idiot.
Speaker 1: You got a text in se nine two someone's sharing
Speaker 1: their moment they realized one of their exes was a dummy.
Speaker 1: It says I had a partner who would stack cups
Speaker 1: when putting them in the dishwasher. The brook has a
Speaker 1: serious problem with people who load the dishwasher wrong.
Speaker 3: I mean, come on, it's just a tiny bit of
Speaker 3: geometry is all it takes to get things correct.
Speaker 1: You know what.
Speaker 2: That's what we learned.
Speaker 1: We had another texting that says, my ex once asked
Speaker 1: me what kind of animal is Mickey Mouse? It's living.
Speaker 1: I'm going to defend them on that one, but I know,
Speaker 1: but Mickey's standing on two like legs most of the time,
Speaker 1: which is not traditional mouse behavior.
Speaker 3: Is not a dirty little rat, you know, but I.
Speaker 1: Could see how you could get a little bit confused.
Speaker 1: He doesn't look very mouse like.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and who the heck is Donald Duck?
Speaker 1: Were the moments people found out they might be dating
Speaker 1: a dummy.
Speaker 3: Keep sharing, I'm lovingsage.
Speaker 1: We need some laughs today. Speaking of we're gonna do
Speaker 1: your phone tap.
Speaker 5: Next Brook and Jeffrey. In the morning, we.
Speaker 1: Got a request in from a nineteen year old college
Speaker 1: sophomore named Brandon. He's got a big family reunion coming
Speaker 1: up and he's planning on bringing his new girlfriend there.
Speaker 1: Oh but before that happens, he wants his mom to
Speaker 1: meet her over the phone first. And all that mom
Speaker 1: knows right now is the girlfriend's name is Helen. What
Speaker 1: she doesn't know is that Helen is actually a full grown,
Speaker 1: very eager, forty six year old woman. He our own
Speaker 1: Brook Fox doing a horrible accent that sounds like a
Speaker 1: Long Island Boston, Minnesota old Jewish mom jumping.
Speaker 3: My family comes from lots of different places.
Speaker 5: No, what is that?
Speaker 3: I don't know? I love it, same as what you're
Speaker 3: gonna hear.
Speaker 1: We're gonna see how this woman reacts in your phone.
Speaker 1: Tap right now another son?
Speaker 4: Hello?
Speaker 3: Oh, hi, is this Brandon's mom? Yes, Jesus, oh my god, Hi,
Speaker 3: it is so nice to finally meet you. Oh it's Helen, Helen, Helen,
Speaker 3: you know your son's new gal.
Speaker 10: Wait, excuse me, you're Helen?
Speaker 6: Oh yeah?
Speaker 3: Did Brandon not mention? I was gonna call because he
Speaker 3: just told me so much about you, and I wanted
Speaker 3: to meet the woman who made the man.
Speaker 7: I'm sorry, I don't mean to be rude, but how
Speaker 7: old are you?
Speaker 5: Oh? Me?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm forty six years young, forty six, but Brandon
Speaker 3: makes me feel like i'm twenty again.
Speaker 7: So you're dating my nineteen year old son, you're forty
Speaker 7: six ish.
Speaker 3: I hate that word dating. I mean, it's such an archaicter.
Speaker 3: Maybe I prefer like banging on the rag.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 5: Excuse me?
Speaker 7: Do you not talk to me about my son that way?
Speaker 4: This is like totally inappropriate. I have mother.
Speaker 3: I am so sorry. I really apologize. I just I
Speaker 3: called because I wanted to talk about the family reunion
Speaker 3: next weekend. We wait, wait, Brandon in sis that I'm
Speaker 3: there to meet all his aunties and owns.
Speaker 7: No, no, no, that's not happening at all.
Speaker 3: Excuse me, excuse me, mom. Can I call you mom?
Speaker 1: Mom?
Speaker 4: Don't call me mom.
Speaker 10: I don't know you.
Speaker 3: I med s. I meant sish because I know we're
Speaker 3: about the same age.
Speaker 4: Don't call me mom. Don't call me sis.
Speaker 3: I want more things.
Speaker 7: I don't want you talking to Brandon anymore.
Speaker 6: He's nineteen.
Speaker 3: Are you acting like this because of my age?
Speaker 4: Do you think I can come on?
Speaker 3: You're forty six.
Speaker 7: I send a teenager, for God's sake.
Speaker 3: Honestly, I would have never saw myself with a younger
Speaker 3: man until I met Brandon working at that diner, and
Speaker 3: I was like, oh.
Speaker 10: My, so, what are you think you're some kind of
Speaker 10: like older cougar who goes and picks up young boys
Speaker 10: while they're at work.
Speaker 3: It wasn't like that at all. See, he was so sweet.
Speaker 3: I dropped my multi vitamins and fish oil pills for
Speaker 3: my pillbox, and Brandon got down on the floor and
Speaker 3: he helped me gather up every single one. Oh my god,
Speaker 3: it was the sweetest meet cute, even better than how
Speaker 3: I met my second husband.
Speaker 7: Your second husband, So now you're looking for number three?
Speaker 3: Oh no, No, Brandon and I are just feeling things out,
Speaker 3: you know, emphasis on the feeling. I mean, that's when
Speaker 3: all my friends at Bridge Club I told them all
Speaker 3: about Brandon, and you know what they said, you.
Speaker 10: Need to stop talking women. I haven't hear this though.
Speaker 3: You've got to hear they said, you've already been through menopause.
Speaker 3: Life is short.
Speaker 5: Why not too much information to start right?
Speaker 3: Your goodness? You know, men age like fied wine. Women
Speaker 3: age like geese, So you gotta get it while you can,
Speaker 3: am I right, this is out of line.
Speaker 10: I need to speak with Brandon.
Speaker 4: I need to speak with this father and find out
Speaker 4: exactly what I can do about this now.
Speaker 3: Samantha, Samantha, I get where you're coming from. I have
Speaker 3: three kids of my own and I worry about them sometimes.
Speaker 11: Have you lost your mind?
Speaker 10: How can you think this is okay?
Speaker 4: Do you realize what you're doing?
Speaker 3: I just think we need to have a woman to
Speaker 3: woman talk. Okay, you just stop on my house and
Speaker 3: we can have some camrameal tea and we can just
Speaker 3: work this whole thing out. I do have this amazing
Speaker 3: tiger bomb that helps heal all my joint pain. You
Speaker 3: should really trust you know, I'll bring it I'll bring
Speaker 3: it by.
Speaker 10: I don't want to talk to you about menopause or
Speaker 10: your tiger bomb?
Speaker 4: Are you okay?
Speaker 3: Okay? Would you rather me talk about the phone tap
Speaker 3: that we're doing on you right now? Wait what I'm
Speaker 3: talking about. I'm not dating your son. This is actually
Speaker 3: broke from the radio show Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 3: We're doing a phone tap on you.
Speaker 10: I believe that is like, oh wow, oh wow.
Speaker 3: We're not banging on the rag, you know, Rege. Is
Speaker 3: that what the kids say?
Speaker 5: I really had?
Speaker 3: But now you're gonna love all of his new girlfriends
Speaker 3: by comparison, right? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Oh god I opened to one.
Speaker 3: No, I think she's only forty two?
Speaker 4: Oh please please.
Speaker 5: Wake up? Every morning was fum taps weekday mornings on
Speaker 5: the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 1: When it comes to love, sometimes the question is how
Speaker 1: far are you willing to go? How much are you
Speaker 1: willing to publicly embarrass yourself in order to get that
Speaker 1: special someone to go out with you?
Speaker 3: Oh wow, I mean hope far.
Speaker 1: That's the hope for it. We definitely push the limits
Speaker 1: of that during this call, because the guy on the
Speaker 1: phone was told if you want any chance of going
Speaker 1: out with me, then you'll have to do something pretty cringe.
Speaker 1: And she wouldn't wait, she made him do it live
Speaker 1: on the air.
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, kind of piled on.
Speaker 1: Yeah, sure, question is was that enough? You're gonna hear
Speaker 1: what he had to do in your brand new second
Speaker 1: Date Update. It's coming up, Second Date Update date. As guys,
Speaker 1: we all have to deal with the same issue. Too
Speaker 1: many hot women wanting to date us and not enough
Speaker 1: time to date them all.
Speaker 3: That must be hard.
Speaker 5: It is.
Speaker 1: We want to take you out, but it's not our fault.
Speaker 1: Time is the enemy here, Broke, you should feel lucky
Speaker 1: that you're not a man. You don't have to deal
Speaker 1: with stress.
Speaker 3: This my simple little mind can only maybe comprehend.
Speaker 1: Well, it's good that at least knowledgeable enough to recognize that.
Speaker 1: And that's like what you just said. The thing is,
Speaker 1: that's what happened to one of our listeners, Connor recently. Connor,
Speaker 1: you feel me, bro Too many eager ladies only want
Speaker 1: of you to go.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I want to have people like you, Connor.
Speaker 1: I like you already. Let's hear about your situation, but
Speaker 1: you had more than one woman wanting to go.
Speaker 6: Out with you.
Speaker 4: Yeah I did. I did so. Initially I met this
Speaker 4: girl Hannah. We connected online and super all those instant
Speaker 4: like click and connects, you know. Yeah, we started talking.
Speaker 4: We had a great time, and so I asked her out.
Speaker 4: But then she went like radio silence, was gone.
Speaker 2: Oh wait wait wait wait did she say yes to
Speaker 2: a date and then we're silent?
Speaker 4: Or just after you asked, like right after I asked,
Speaker 4: was gone.
Speaker 3: She had bought then she was hoping for a credit card.
Speaker 4: But she don't come back, So don't count her out yet.
Speaker 3: Okay, Okay, we're gonna circle back to Hannah in a minute.
Speaker 4: Okay, So you know, I gave her a couple of days,
Speaker 4: didn't hear anything from then. I was like, wow, all right,
Speaker 4: it's time to move on. Asked out the second girl anybody,
Speaker 4: and you know, I was like less excited about her,
Speaker 4: but she was fun, And I was like, I'm not
Speaker 4: gonna hear anything from Annah. Hannah, you can't even remember
Speaker 4: her name.
Speaker 1: So distant memory.
Speaker 2: Now she's slaughing on you. She doesn't deserve the age.
Speaker 2: Yeah right now.
Speaker 3: Okay, so then you asked Amy out.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and so she said yes, and then of course
Speaker 4: the second she said, yes, it comes back.
Speaker 12: Oh it's always like that.
Speaker 4: She's like, I'm so sorry I didn't have any signal.
Speaker 4: I'd love to go out with you. What do you
Speaker 4: do on Friday Night? And I was like, well, in
Speaker 4: my head, I didn't tell her this, but I'm like, well,
Speaker 4: I'm going out with Amy.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: So I ended up making like a pros and tons
Speaker 4: list to see which one of my chagar was Friday night.
Speaker 3: Oh, you're gonna dump one. That's good. I thought we
Speaker 3: were going to maybe try to balance the two. Yeah night.
Speaker 3: So I think already you're making good choices.
Speaker 1: We have had other guys try and do this, going
Speaker 1: back to back between tables.
Speaker 2: This is what Jeff was trying to say us, guys,
Speaker 2: we're good.
Speaker 1: Do So you made a pros and consoless for each one, pros.
Speaker 4: And consolss for each one. Yeah, you can't make a
Speaker 4: pros and consolice for one. You got to do the
Speaker 4: whole sure.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, So who got the most pros?
Speaker 4: So Hannah did?
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, Hannah one, what is du like just even
Speaker 3: the way you've been talking about it?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Okay, So did you end up actually meeting up with
Speaker 1: Hannah finally.
Speaker 4: So we we ended up going bowling and we had
Speaker 4: a good time. We would cheer each other on and
Speaker 4: we made up like little choke e chears for each
Speaker 4: other as we went.
Speaker 3: Okay, so super flirty.
Speaker 4: Yeah, when we one of us make a good shot,
Speaker 4: we'd like gap bowling balls. Wow.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Okay, that's funny though, because it's corny to us.
Speaker 2: But if as long as you two were having.
Speaker 3: Fun, yeah yeah, same wavelength.
Speaker 1: I'm sure he.
Speaker 4: Don't get me wrong. It was cory to us too,
Speaker 4: like we're not amal to the fact that it was very,
Speaker 4: very corny.
Speaker 3: Yeah right, okay, that's why having a great time exactly.
Speaker 4: But somewhere in the night, her mood sage all of
Speaker 4: a sudden, you know, I was like, what's wrong, and
Speaker 4: then she's like nothing. I just I think they cleaned
Speaker 4: these shoes wrong or something, because my feet are all
Speaker 4: itchy all of a.
Speaker 3: Sudden, Ow, you didn't clean them, that was the case.
Speaker 4: I hope not. I felt like mine, we're clean some
Speaker 4: I'm hoping they cleaned him. But I don't know. She
Speaker 4: was really weird about.
Speaker 1: It, or they couldn't have been like a line, because
Speaker 1: sometimes women are like, oh, I need to get out
Speaker 1: of this itchy sweat. Yeah is that not in the
Speaker 1: middle case?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Maybe not.
Speaker 3: You can't think of it. Like what else could have
Speaker 3: changed her mood? Like did you do something? Say something?
Speaker 4: I don't think so okay, I was thrown out of suggestions.
Speaker 4: I was like, we's get you some maybe they did
Speaker 4: clean them wrong, and she's like I just gotta go.
Speaker 4: Oh no, she you know, started packing up to leave,
Speaker 4: but I stuck around because we don't even going about
Speaker 4: forty minutes at that point, and I paid for a
Speaker 4: full hour.
Speaker 5: The hour.
Speaker 1: You didn't walk her out and leave with her?
Speaker 4: No, like a one time. I was like with you.
Speaker 4: She's like no, but like if you want to, that's cool.
Speaker 4: But like no, that means yes.
Speaker 2: That means yes, yes, yes, yes. The girl says, if
Speaker 2: you want.
Speaker 3: To, you maybe her outside at least wait for the
Speaker 3: uber walk into make safe.
Speaker 4: Yeah I think she was safe.
Speaker 3: You think it's not even about the safety thing, it's
Speaker 3: just about like.
Speaker 1: That's how poling a gentleman. Trust me, dude, I'm a Jew.
Speaker 1: I understand trying to get the full value for the
Speaker 1: hour that you paid for. But even I know you
Speaker 1: got to walk out with her.
Speaker 3: Did you text her anything?
Speaker 4: I did?
Speaker 5: You know?
Speaker 4: I texted her a little later to see if she
Speaker 4: got home safe, and I haven't heard anything back from her,
Speaker 4: and like, maybe I really messed up on that going outside.
Speaker 1: Okay, well, that definitely went onto your cons list that
Speaker 1: she made for you. We should ask what else is
Speaker 1: on and when we come back, we'll call Hannah and
Speaker 1: try and get you a second date update right after this.
Speaker 4: Okay, got thanks?
Speaker 1: All right, hold on second date update. Quick recap of
Speaker 1: the events of Connor's date night with Hannah. Okay, there
Speaker 1: was bowling, laughter, inside jokes, It's fun. Hannah's itchy feet, shoe.
Speaker 2: Problem question mark.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she leaves, Connor stays to get his money's worth.
Speaker 1: No communication since Connor. Did I miss anything from that
Speaker 1: lightning fast recap?
Speaker 4: Yeah? No, I think you got it all all right?
Speaker 3: Really good. Now have you heard from Amy the other
Speaker 3: girl that I'm just wondering if you have a backup
Speaker 3: if this doesn't work out?
Speaker 1: Okay, we probably shouldn't mention to Hannah that we do
Speaker 1: have a backup girl in case she says.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, I wasn't gonna say anything. I just
Speaker 3: didn't know how much pressure we had on ourselves. You're
Speaker 3: making this successful with Hannah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I'm sure there's like seven or eight backups
Speaker 1: in reality that Connor isn't telling us he's a man
Speaker 1: in demand. I see, But none of that will come
Speaker 1: up when we call Hannah right now? You ready to
Speaker 1: do this man.
Speaker 3: Talk about her possible foot fungus issue.
Speaker 1: We should ask to make sure she's okay, Connor?
Speaker 4: You ready? I'm ready?
Speaker 1: Thank you? All right, us too. Here we go, Good
Speaker 1: luck to everyone. Hello, Hey, is this Hannah?
Speaker 4: H This is she?
Speaker 5: Is this?
Speaker 1: And my name is jeff I'm a radio host on
Speaker 1: a show called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 3: Hey, Hannah, we're all here he show.
Speaker 4: I know you guys.
Speaker 10: Yeah, what's going on?
Speaker 5: Is this?
Speaker 10: Are you guys pranking me or something?
Speaker 3: Isn't weird? So many people ask that, yeah, yea, we
Speaker 3: continue to break make the joke.
Speaker 2: So here's the scenario we're doing.
Speaker 7: Wait, am I really on the radio?
Speaker 2: You are.
Speaker 3: So fun? It's already fun.
Speaker 1: I'm glad you have this positive energy because we do
Speaker 1: want to ask ask you about I guess a little
Speaker 1: bit of an unfortunate date that we heard you went
Speaker 1: on recently with a guy named Connor. Oh god, Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's too bad that your mood changed as soon as
Speaker 1: we brought up Connor in the date. You were really
Speaker 1: into it when you thought this was a prank.
Speaker 3: But like when people would rather get pranked called I know.
Speaker 1: Sign. We did hear a little bit about what happened
Speaker 1: that night, though from Connor.
Speaker 4: What did he tell?
Speaker 1: We told us a lot. I just wanted to say,
Speaker 1: first of all, we're really sorry. That's disgusting that your
Speaker 1: feet were really itchy from the shoes and we had
Speaker 1: to leave. I hope you told management about it, because
Speaker 1: everyone here agrees that's a gross thing to have to
Speaker 1: deal with on a date night.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was that an excuse? Or is that real?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 7: I didn't say anything to manage him because there was
Speaker 7: nothing wrong with my feet.
Speaker 3: You lie, Oh, men are so shocked.
Speaker 2: Women don't lie.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that is a strange lie to come up with.
Speaker 7: Honestly, I thought it was creative for the moment because
Speaker 7: I didn't have anything planned, Like, I didn't tell any
Speaker 7: of my girlfriends to call me in the middle of
Speaker 7: it to say there's an emergency or anything like that.
Speaker 7: So I really had to kind of think quick on
Speaker 7: my feet feet again.
Speaker 8: It was.
Speaker 1: Okay, well there was something else that happened.
Speaker 7: Then, Oh my gosh, this is really weird. I mean, basically,
Speaker 7: we're bowling, we're having a really fun time, and then
Speaker 7: he got up to bowl and a piece of paper
Speaker 7: falls out of his pocket. He doesn't notice. I pick
Speaker 7: it up and it's some list. It's like a pros
Speaker 7: and cons list.
Speaker 2: Oh he brought it on the table.
Speaker 3: God, he actually wrote it down like I would feel
Speaker 3: like you do or something.
Speaker 7: Wait a second, how do you guys know about those lists?
Speaker 1: I mean, we don't honestly know a whole lot about it.
Speaker 1: We heard of it. We heard that there is a
Speaker 1: pros and cons list that was made.
Speaker 10: But about me, well, you know, it's hard.
Speaker 3: And he had decision to make on who we wanted
Speaker 3: to spend his time with, and.
Speaker 2: You want you have a lot of pros.
Speaker 3: You know, he's like a methodical person, Like methodical people
Speaker 3: do that type of thing.
Speaker 1: You know, Can we ask why you were offended by it?
Speaker 3: Con No one wants to read your own call, even if.
Speaker 2: You know what it is.
Speaker 3: And it's like you can have ten compliments and one
Speaker 3: negative and you're going to remember the negative.
Speaker 2: Please tell me the con was like way too pretty,
Speaker 2: way too.
Speaker 4: Right.
Speaker 10: The cons were like forced smile and not attractive as
Speaker 10: the other girl on talking to Oh he spelled it out.
Speaker 4: And I'm so sorry.
Speaker 1: No no, no, no, yeah, oh god okay yea. You know
Speaker 1: that that's Connor on the other line. He's been listening
Speaker 1: to this.
Speaker 3: It's just haunting him really badly.
Speaker 1: Right now, Connor, Connor, did you not notice that a
Speaker 1: list was missing from your pocket when it fell out?
Speaker 4: I didn't. I didn't even know it was in my pocket.
Speaker 4: I honestly, I grew embarrassed because I didn't mean for
Speaker 4: you to see that.
Speaker 7: You should have got it.
Speaker 10: In the first place.
Speaker 5: Like, what that out?
Speaker 2: Weird?
Speaker 4: Hang on it. But here's the thing that that was
Speaker 4: about you?
Speaker 1: What what?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 4: No? So I had started talking. I had started talking
Speaker 4: to this other girl because it took so long for
Speaker 4: you to get back to me. You remember how there
Speaker 4: was like that long gap between when I asked you
Speaker 4: out and you.
Speaker 7: Find it you traveling.
Speaker 4: I think I told you that. I know that now,
Speaker 4: but I thought you were just ghosted me at the end.
Speaker 4: So like I made this list to decide which one
Speaker 4: of the two of you go out with it. Actually
Speaker 4: you want that was that's the that's the compless for her.
Speaker 1: Oh, this was about the other girls, not about him.
Speaker 2: Okay, you're the cute one, not.
Speaker 3: Her, Hannah. He did tell us about the other girl.
Speaker 3: Her name was Amy. He told us all about her.
Speaker 3: He's not I just don't making it up. He's being honest.
Speaker 2: It's true.
Speaker 1: He mentioned that there was there was another woman, and
Speaker 1: he was bummed out that he had to move on
Speaker 1: from you.
Speaker 4: Yeah, like you have a super violet.
Speaker 2: You're you're way for track of super normal. Smile.
Speaker 3: I hope Amy is listening.
Speaker 7: Okay, then I'll tell you what. If you want me
Speaker 7: to go on a date with you, you have to.
Speaker 10: Read me the pros and conflict me.
Speaker 1: God Connor, if you're really into her, you might have
Speaker 1: to do this. But and be honest, don't make up
Speaker 1: a bunch of nice things on the spot.
Speaker 3: You have a bunch of nice things.
Speaker 4: Let me find it. It's somewhere.
Speaker 3: Why are people always asking questions that they don't really
Speaker 3: want the answer to.
Speaker 1: It's like, yeah, no, serious, Well she won in the
Speaker 1: competition between the two of them.
Speaker 7: Theoretically, these are nice I want to know for sure
Speaker 7: that that list that I read wasn't the list about me.
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, this is the proof that that one was
Speaker 3: about Amy and this one's about.
Speaker 4: Okay. So the first one that you could possibly have
Speaker 4: emotional baggage, you know, she told me you had been
Speaker 4: like engaged before.
Speaker 1: And that was in the cons I'm guessing.
Speaker 4: Like stepping away from engagement can wait on people, That's
Speaker 4: all I'm saying. That's not like a like a Okay.
Speaker 1: On the next Connor, don't, let's go into a different one.
Speaker 4: Okay, Okay. The next one was that you might you
Speaker 4: were maybe too into reading because you know, because he's.
Speaker 3: Reading, you're actually too literate. He only likes semi literate.
Speaker 4: Like, like I said, I was just worried that you
Speaker 4: were going to be like too introverted, you know, like
Speaker 4: sometimes when people read a lot, they don't.
Speaker 1: Oh, okay, social It's not that you don't want her
Speaker 1: to read it all.
Speaker 4: It's just, yeah, I love people who are literators.
Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, Connor will only have time for one more
Speaker 1: from your list. They'll pick a good one.
Speaker 10: I can't believe there's so many cut him off.
Speaker 4: Okay. My last Connor list was that he didn't come
Speaker 4: from a wealthy family.
Speaker 3: Hey, I didn't come from a wealthy family either, And
Speaker 3: it's also a con on my list.
Speaker 4: I'd always dreamed about, like marrying the family and spending
Speaker 4: like summers like lake house.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that sounds kind of nice.
Speaker 4: It's not like a deal breakers, just a thing that
Speaker 4: was on my list.
Speaker 1: And despite all of those cons against you, Annah, he
Speaker 1: still chose to go out with you over the other girl.
Speaker 3: I like that he actually doesn't know her family, but
Speaker 3: he's just assuming that she's over.
Speaker 4: He had talked about how we talked about how we
Speaker 4: can do.
Speaker 10: Can I just say something, please.
Speaker 7: Connor, come on, Susop. It doesn't seem like you come
Speaker 7: from a wealthy family that you have a lake house.
Speaker 4: Of course does your family.
Speaker 10: And then the other thing, we don't have a lake house.
Speaker 7: We have a beach house in Maye.
Speaker 2: Wow, actually that sounds like.
Speaker 1: Who wants to go swimming in Maine?
Speaker 7: Though, Okay, well my grandfather's.
Speaker 2: And then this is like freaking apple.
Speaker 1: Look, we're running out of time. Yeah, sure, we're running
Speaker 1: out of time here. We got to ask you, Hannah.
Speaker 1: And before we even ask, like clearly that list shouldn't
Speaker 1: make that big of a deal because he chose you
Speaker 1: despite all of these things, and he never.
Speaker 2: Thought you were gonna see that list.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he would love sounds pretty earnest.
Speaker 1: I would love to go out with you one more time,
Speaker 1: improve himself and we'll pay for that date.
Speaker 4: I really would.
Speaker 7: I mean, Connor super He's very nice and very sweet.
Speaker 10: But I have two words, and that's pale.
Speaker 1: Now, okay, do you have any like friends from a
Speaker 1: wealthy family that.
Speaker 3: Maybe it may be cousins.
Speaker 1: Ye'll take anybody's rookie Jeffrey in the morning. Oh that
Speaker 1: might be my biggest regret of the entire year, right there.
Speaker 3: Not getting him a date.
Speaker 1: Yeah, not getting her to say yes.
Speaker 4: Oh d she was.
Speaker 3: Gonna say no even before she asked for the cons list.
Speaker 3: I think she just wanted to hear she was having fun.
Speaker 1: It's just I'm thinking, how cool would it have been
Speaker 1: to do a second ate update update with an adjusted
Speaker 1: pros and cons.
Speaker 8: List and we couldn't heard hers that she makes about him.
Speaker 1: Actually, this is a great idea for a date night, Brooke.
Speaker 1: You and your husband should try this.
Speaker 3: This is the stuff that comes up later in arguments,
Speaker 3: like two years down the road. Yeah, you remember when
Speaker 3: you said that my family wasn't rich.
Speaker 1: Do you remember when you said that?
Speaker 2: It's like, Michael, how can neither of us have any program?
Speaker 3: I think.
Speaker 1: Right, and I'll do it on separate pieces of paper,
Speaker 1: scatter them all across the table, and then you take
Speaker 1: turns picking up one pro or one con and reading.
Speaker 5: Them out.
Speaker 3: Into hot note.
Speaker 2: Isn't willing to work with her family?
Speaker 8: Yeah, well, I think it could be romantic.
Speaker 1: You should give it a shot. You should also give
Speaker 1: us a shot. If you need some help getting a
Speaker 1: hold of that person who isn't calling you back, we'll
Speaker 1: call him for you.
Speaker 5: Frooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 1: You don't get successful at anything without a little bit
Speaker 1: of discipline and motivation. Sure, like in sports, when you
Speaker 1: screw up, your coach makes you stay late and run
Speaker 1: lines after practice, and.
Speaker 3: Then you curse him in your head the entire time.
Speaker 1: But it's what makes you better. Sure, it builds greatness.
Speaker 1: And that's how I've modeled my entire musical career. I
Speaker 1: never take it easy on myself. Anytime I mess up
Speaker 1: a lyric, I get punished. Yes, don't mess up, Ever.
Speaker 3: You don't.
Speaker 1: It's just me when my voice cracks on a high note.
Speaker 1: Ever again, if my jazz hands aren't jazzy enough, or
Speaker 1: if they're too jazzy, over jazz or under jazz, Jeff
Speaker 1: perfect amount of jazz every time. The thing is, I
Speaker 1: actually don't even mind the punishment anymore. I kind of
Speaker 1: like it. Actual I hope I mess up at least
Speaker 1: seven times during my brand new song of the week.
Speaker 1: It's coming up at a ten. It is time for
Speaker 1: my song of the week. And I really really did
Speaker 1: not want to have to do this, but the world
Speaker 1: has given me no choice because last weekend, one NFL
Speaker 1: game became bigger than almost any other game of the
Speaker 1: entire year except for maybe the Super Bowl, and even then,
Speaker 1: I'm not really sure.
Speaker 3: You guys. The day after it was announced that Usher
Speaker 3: was going to be the halftime show, and nobody paid attention.
Speaker 1: It didn't matter, And it's all because of one guest
Speaker 1: who showed up in the box suites. Her name Taylor Switch. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and you know it's big news. When she can make
Speaker 1: a Bear's game look good. That is not easy to do.
Speaker 1: And there's rumors that she's gonna.
Speaker 9: Have to be at the Jets game this weekend.
Speaker 6: Poor girl.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the terrible football that she has to suffer
Speaker 1: through with these horrible teams playing the Chiefs. But why
Speaker 1: not go to a good team because they don't have.
Speaker 3: The cute guy. Okay, this is Taylor's boyfriend's game.
Speaker 1: For some reason, people cannot stop talking about this. Maybe relationships.
Speaker 3: Maybe they're pictured cuddling, they left together. There's no maybe.
Speaker 1: Look I say maybe because we don't know one hundred
Speaker 1: percent if it's actually confirmed yet. There has been pictures
Speaker 1: on TMZ Taylor putting her arm around Travis at a party.
Speaker 1: I can't believe we have to talk about it.
Speaker 3: Because it's so fun. Jeff, I love talking about it.
Speaker 3: I love all the meme. Fotball is way more fun this.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I made to watch a Chiefs game
Speaker 3: on Sunday. I've never watched a Chiefs game in my life.
Speaker 2: So the listeners.
Speaker 1: Jeff literally was telling us I will not sing about this,
Speaker 1: and we were.
Speaker 3: Like always, it's just positive.
Speaker 1: I get everyone is obsessed with the A listers that
Speaker 1: are bringing pop music and football together, all of America's
Speaker 1: favorite things in one romance.
Speaker 3: It's like cheese stuffed pizza, you know, it's like combining
Speaker 3: two things that are amazing, or like locos.
Speaker 1: TALKOK, Taylor is not confirming this though she is playing
Speaker 1: at COY. I think we all know though Taylor is
Speaker 1: the one in control here. She is in every single
Speaker 1: situation she's in.
Speaker 4: Ever.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And I was wondering if she was going to
Speaker 1: write a song about this, maybe of we're not sure relationship,
Speaker 1: like a parody song about it. What would that sound like?
Speaker 1: So instead of doing Taite's big hit Karma is my boyfriend,
Speaker 1: it's young Jeffreys, Travis is my guy friend.
Speaker 3: You're not ready to commit yet, it's not she says, right,
Speaker 3: we don't want to rush anything exactly.
Speaker 1: The whole world can speculate. This is Taylor's opinion. I'm
Speaker 1: going to point when I'm ready.
Speaker 3: I'm so excited.
Speaker 1: Points his body thin.
Speaker 8: His team is litt He came to see my concert
Speaker 8: out at Arrowhen but then he got shut down.
Speaker 3: Hoops.
Speaker 1: Now people swear that we're a pair.
Speaker 8: We're just your average famous multi millionaires. But don't call
Speaker 8: him my freebound Lately, I'm sounding like my song fifty.
Speaker 12: Boy on the foot Falling team.
Speaker 8: But Travis is my guy friend who we just get along.
Speaker 8: Hung out in the suite with the spam for the weekend,
Speaker 8: wholesome as an old sick come whenever Travis wars, then I.
Speaker 5: Hug his mom.
Speaker 2: We're ma homies.
Speaker 8: Travis is a blast in the home of Jazz with
Speaker 8: the cow seas. Travis use to catching ball's day pass.
Speaker 2: Now he's catching feelings.
Speaker 1: Fat sporty boy, nothing to see. That's why we.
Speaker 8: Rented out this private eatery for a casual sit down.
Speaker 1: Now, is it love or natty ice?
Speaker 8: Because right now Kansas City feels like para dice while
Speaker 8: we're holding hands downtown.
Speaker 12: And I don't know why y'all assume just because I
Speaker 12: wear his jersey, because Travis is my guy friend. Travis
Speaker 12: in my squad Lexelina Gomez with a vigor tight end.
Speaker 2: Travis took me on his yacht. Should I let him
Speaker 2: in my end zone? Probably not? People won dream? Is
Speaker 2: it gonna last? Has he met my cat?
Speaker 3: Doesn't know me?
Speaker 8: Paparazzi breathing down our back, so.
Speaker 2: His car and hit the gas.
Speaker 8: And if we're together on New Year's we won't share
Speaker 8: a kiss.
Speaker 1: We'll just say cheers.
Speaker 12: He'll give me a high five and I'll pat hisery.
Speaker 1: Because Travis is a rumor. Travis is a fan. Travis
Speaker 1: doesn't ask me if all split the uber.
Speaker 8: Travis is a gentle man, pulled my chair and kissed
Speaker 8: my hand. Two time champion, got a couple rings. Travis
Speaker 8: is the crunch to my captain. Chiefs are my new
Speaker 8: most favorite team, and Travis is my wildest dream. Travis
Speaker 8: is a godsends.
Speaker 2: He fits me like the crop.
Speaker 1: Travis is the guy that I fall went I'm moving.
Speaker 2: Travis is my missing sock. I'll put them in a
Speaker 2: song if he kissed me off, I am Barbie. Travis
Speaker 2: is my can hoping for a chance at.
Speaker 8: My party, living in the spot like Grammy Stack.
Speaker 1: Is Travis ken enough for dad.
Speaker 11: Travis is my guy friend. Travis is the farm. Travis
Speaker 11: is my day to.
Speaker 3: From.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, unconfirmed, unconfirmed.
Speaker 2: You didn't because I'm just for god.
Speaker 3: It makes me ship them even more, it really does. Yeah,
Speaker 3: they're pretty cute and wholesome.
Speaker 1: I mean, the whole world clearly ships them. We have
Speaker 1: to wait for Taylor or to actually say that this
Speaker 1: is really happening.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, he's already gushing on his podcast.
Speaker 1: Well, of course, yeah, yeah, this is the best thing
Speaker 1: ever happened is Jersey sales are through the roof. He's
Speaker 1: got everybody listening to his podcast. Now She's like, I.
Speaker 2: Don't want to admit, but yeah, I'm kind of dating
Speaker 2: a dumb.
Speaker 1: Football text and seventy five nine two, tell us what
Speaker 1: you thought about the song of the week. Will post
Speaker 1: the video up with the lyrics up on the Brook
Speaker 1: and Jeffrey TikTok, AND's the YouTube. All of it at
Speaker 1: Brook and Jeffrey gonna go wrong.
Speaker 3: I mean, dating a pro athlete has never ended. Polling, No, yeah, yeah, good.
Speaker 1: Vibes all around. It's your song of the week.
Speaker 5: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning got.
Speaker 1: A text seventy five nine two that says all of
Speaker 1: Taylor's exes are idiots. True, she's in love now he'll
Speaker 1: never get her back. Oh boy, are they in for it?
Speaker 1: Or what have fun watching the news with swellsey y'all
Speaker 1: over it, you dipsticks. She's the greatest you'll ever have
Speaker 1: and now you're never gonna have her again. And this
Speaker 1: goes on and on for about seventy four more lines
Speaker 1: about how Taylor Swift's exes are all stupid.
Speaker 3: For whoever takes it in I think Taylor's over her exes,
Speaker 3: so like, we don't need to hang up on this.
Speaker 1: Yeah, if you missed it. Instead of singing the Taylor
Speaker 1: Swift hit Karma is My boy Friend?
Speaker 5: So great?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I sang my own version called Travis is My
Speaker 1: guy Friend because of the whole Taylor Swift Travis Kelsey
Speaker 1: media storm that nobody can escape right.
Speaker 3: Now and I don't want to. I don't.
Speaker 1: We're getting a lot of feedback on this one on
Speaker 1: the text, bar Brook, what are you seeing?
Speaker 3: Okay? Fun fact, if you combine Taylor Swift's lucky number
Speaker 3: thirteen with Travis Kelsey's jersey number eighty seven, that makes
Speaker 3: one hundred. It's meant to be Oh my perf math,
Speaker 3: it's a map.
Speaker 1: It is interesting because if you combine Brook's favorite number
Speaker 1: and the days Michael has spent sleeping outside this year,
Speaker 1: you also get one.
Speaker 3: Hundred meant per waits Taylor.
Speaker 1: Look, if you missed it, if you want to hear
Speaker 1: it again or share it with a Swift fist just
Speaker 1: like you, You can follow us on YouTube at Brooken Jeffrey,
Speaker 1: also on our Facebook Insta and the Brook and Jeffrey TikTok.
Speaker 5: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 1: Today we have first time player Amber on the phone.
Speaker 1: She's a mom of two kids, but wishes she was
Speaker 1: in Mexico right now zipping on. Margarita's eating Mexican food.
Speaker 2: By elmar that's Ocean.
Speaker 1: Because Mexican food is her absolute favorite. Today is not
Speaker 1: Sinco de Mayo at Cinco to Amber, Amber welcomes.
Speaker 3: What's your favorite go to order when you go to
Speaker 3: Mexican food?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 4: Well, first, Margarita, okay, the food, I get the food.
Speaker 6: Food form.
Speaker 3: I have a bowl full of tequila.
Speaker 4: If you had to pick one food anything.
Speaker 1: Okay, this is she's a mom, she's tired. You can't
Speaker 1: think about that stuff right.
Speaker 2: Put anything in front of me.
Speaker 1: I'll eat it. All right, We're gonna send the other
Speaker 1: mom out of the studio. That's Brook and while she
Speaker 1: leaves Amber. You know the game works. You got thirty
Speaker 1: seconds to answer as many questions as possible. If you
Speaker 1: don't know when, you can say past. But you do
Speaker 1: have to beat her outright to win? Are you ready?
Speaker 4: I hope?
Speaker 1: So all right, let's start good, putting money in the
Speaker 1: bank to fund that future trip to Mexico. Here we go.
Speaker 1: Your time starts now. Today is Biscotti Day. Biscotti are
Speaker 1: almond cookies from what European country?
Speaker 4: Italy?
Speaker 1: From which Disney movie do we get the song we
Speaker 1: don't talk about Bruno.
Speaker 4: Yesterday? In conto, the side.
Speaker 1: Dish pickled cabbage is more commonly known as what kimchi?
Speaker 1: What indoor Olympic sport gives competitors three attempts at a snatch?
Speaker 1: If you're a pupa phobe, what are you afraid of?
Speaker 1: All right, that's solid guessing there Amber, good work. Brooks's
Speaker 1: gonna come back in the studio. And since you're new,
Speaker 1: why don't you tell us a little bit about yourself.
Speaker 1: I hear that you hate waiting in the drop offline
Speaker 1: at school.
Speaker 5: Literally, it's sourcing.
Speaker 3: This is the hack. Okay, you get an early morning
Speaker 3: job and then your partner has.
Speaker 4: To do all the morning.
Speaker 3: I thought you have a real hack, brook No, it
Speaker 3: is my hack.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the only reason we're got into radio.
Speaker 3: Dude. My husband, like, I was feeling guilty that I
Speaker 3: wasn't there in the morning, and I was talking to
Speaker 3: him about it. He's like, there has no memories made
Speaker 3: in the morning.
Speaker 1: It is terrible.
Speaker 2: It's not like you are busy duffy.
Speaker 10: No, it's chaos, and I typically do have my husband
Speaker 10: do it because I just get angry.
Speaker 3: But pictured da pictured it. There's always retakes.
Speaker 1: I'm hearing good moms all around. Are you ready?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm ready.
Speaker 1: Your time starts now. Today is Biscotti Day. Biscotti are
Speaker 1: almond cookies from what European country?
Speaker 3: Italy?
Speaker 1: From which Disney movie? Do we get the song? We
Speaker 1: don't talk about Bruno?
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I know it's it's the one in Columbia,
Speaker 3: cass I.
Speaker 1: Can't side dish. Pickled cabbage is more commonly known as
Speaker 1: what what? Indoor Olympic sport gives competitors three attempts at
Speaker 1: a snatch?
Speaker 3: Uh pull? Vaulting? No, no, deadlifting, weightlifting.
Speaker 1: Okay, we didn't get to the next question, so we'll
Speaker 1: accept that and answer.
Speaker 2: Okay, Jeff said, accepted, Jake.
Speaker 1: And now it is time to go over to the
Speaker 1: scoreboard and see how you both did.
Speaker 4: With Jose hot dog stands outside Metro Court the business Wieners.
Speaker 2: Sorry, expect that Amber. You didn't great? You got four
Speaker 2: correct today.
Speaker 3: I'm so disappointed in myself. I know every lyric to
Speaker 3: that whole entire.
Speaker 9: Sun family's favorite movie, and I think it's the reason
Speaker 9: she only got three.
Speaker 1: Amber first time down, Brook, we need to get some
Speaker 1: answers in for everybody. It's Biscotti day. Biscatti are those
Speaker 1: almond cookies from Italy. The Disney movie that has the
Speaker 1: song we don't talk about Bruno is Encanto. The side
Speaker 1: dish pickled cabbage is more commonly known as sour krauts.
Speaker 2: Okay, So we had to give Amber this because.
Speaker 3: She said kim chi ki yahmed cabbage.
Speaker 2: So you both got that right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she went with the more exotic.
Speaker 3: Yes, I know, the more delicious.
Speaker 2: It is really good.
Speaker 1: The indoor Olympic sport that gives competitors three to make
Speaker 1: a snatch is weightlifting. Snatching is where you get it
Speaker 1: up high enough and then you like hold it. You
Speaker 1: didn't get to this question, Brook. If you're a puppephobe,
Speaker 1: you are afraid of puppets. That's right, That is correct.
Speaker 1: Amber got it right. So Amber, you're getting one one
Speaker 1: hundred dollars.
Speaker 13: Yeah, plus just for playing, you also win a fifty
Speaker 13: dollars gift card to Firehouse Subs Transport your taste buds
Speaker 13: to Flavor Paradise at Firehouse Subs with the return of
Speaker 13: the Kings Hawaiian porkin slaw sandwich available only for a
Speaker 13: limited time.
Speaker 1: Not sure if they serve marguerite as there or not
Speaker 1: to check it out.
Speaker 3: Okay, all right and start sending your resume out. Follow
Speaker 3: my hack. Okay, Ember, early morning shifts, that's what you need.
Speaker 1: Her hack is just beating you and taking your money. Brookes, Yes, yeah,
Speaker 1: so thank you for playing Amber. We're gonna be back
Speaker 1: to do Windbrooks Bucks same time on
Speaker 5: Monday, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.