Speaker 1: You.
Speaker 2: Wait a minute, is this the right number.
Speaker 1: It's the loser line.
Speaker 3: Goody, just call.
Speaker 4: Me back if you haven't heard the loser line before.
Speaker 4: It works like this. Let's say someone approaches you while
Speaker 4: you're out at the club and uses this charming pick
Speaker 4: app line on you.
Speaker 2: Wow, it's a good thing I brought my bary annointment
Speaker 2: with me out onto the dance floor. Oh, because you're
Speaker 2: way too hot to hand. Okay, that's better.
Speaker 5: Sound your mouth.
Speaker 4: Whatever you do, don't grab his inhaler and punt it
Speaker 4: into the parking lot. Instead, tell him you have a
Speaker 4: thing for guys that gets sunburned easily and may die.
Speaker 4: That's when you give him the number, the loser line,
Speaker 4: so hopefully he can call you and leave an awkward voicemail.
Speaker 4: We can play on the air voicemails like this one.
Speaker 6: Hey Tiffany is Oh how are you? Uh?
Speaker 1: Remember our last conversation. He told me that you were
Speaker 1: a model, and I swore I kind of knew where
Speaker 1: I know you from.
Speaker 6: And uh, now I think I know you're the.
Speaker 1: Girl on my cat food bag. I know I've seen
Speaker 1: you a thousands You're the tuna flavored girl. At least
Speaker 1: I think you are are you that girl?
Speaker 6: And if you are that girl, I just.
Speaker 3: Got a small favor.
Speaker 6: You have to meet my cat.
Speaker 3: My cat loves you, Oh my god.
Speaker 1: I mean when I bring the food out for him,
Speaker 1: he just jumps around. I mean he.
Speaker 6: Literally knows you. Oh my gosh, you're like a celebrity.
Speaker 1: I never thought about it.
Speaker 3: She needs to go to his house and sign that damn.
Speaker 1: Bad yeah they start.
Speaker 3: I mean, wouldn't be awesome to have fans. Hey, Rob,
Speaker 3: this is I just wanted to thank you for giving
Speaker 3: me your number. It was really nice to meet you.
Speaker 3: And it was kind of just perfect timing because right
Speaker 3: after I left the coffee shop, was driving away and
Speaker 3: I accidentally like slammed into this car and the guy
Speaker 3: was really upset, and I I gave him your name
Speaker 3: and number, and I was hoping because you're, like you're
Speaker 3: so good with words, and I was just hoping that
Speaker 3: you could, you know, have a conversation with him and
Speaker 3: talk him down and kind of take the hit for me.
Speaker 3: But like, don't mention my name. That would be super great.
Speaker 3: I really appreciate it. But it was so nice to
Speaker 3: meet you. Thank you for listening. You're such a good listener.
Speaker 1: Next, look at that proof.
Speaker 4: The loser line is the gift that just keeps on giving.
Speaker 2: Did we get a message from that angry man?
Speaker 3: She doesn't realize she gave.
Speaker 5: Him the loser line.
Speaker 6: That's the only never she got from the dude she.
Speaker 2: Accidentally is trolling.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but hey, look at that. The holidays are coming up.
Speaker 3: That was natural, Joff.
Speaker 4: Don't you think you should be prepared with an amazing
Speaker 4: gift so you don't look like a complete fool?
Speaker 1: What is that gift?
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Speaker 4: up our favorite loser line of the week. And that,
Speaker 4: my friends, is what the holidays truly is all about.
Speaker 6: Listening to awkward.
Speaker 4: Voicemails with a little bow on top of them, voicemails
Speaker 4: like this one.
Speaker 6: Hey, it's me again. I just wondering when we could
Speaker 6: get together like we talked about and have that scary
Speaker 6: movie night. Yeah. I've actually got a collection kind of
Speaker 6: of some scary movies. You know, the teenagers are off
Speaker 6: and they're lost in the woods, or teenagers getting attacked
Speaker 6: on prom night or the ones where they're at like
Speaker 6: an abandoned gas station. I guess I do kind of
Speaker 6: have a lot of team scary movies, and hopefully you
Speaker 6: don't think that's that's weird. I just I just sort
Speaker 6: of like those coming of age movies and when you
Speaker 6: hear those teenagers kind of scream like when I got
Speaker 6: you know, I just love it. I just love it. Yeah,
Speaker 6: I mean I love it.
Speaker 4: So, yeah, baby, since your kids this weekend.
Speaker 3: If he's not on a watch list, can we get
Speaker 3: him on one?
Speaker 2: Isn't at all?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Tell?
Speaker 2: And he's like, yeah, there's a lot of teens.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there are.
Speaker 6: And he's like I like him.
Speaker 5: It's like okay, it's like.
Speaker 3: Really like, yeah, let's slow down, my man.
Speaker 4: I kind of prefer scary movies with old people and them.
Speaker 4: They don't make those because you don't feel bad when
Speaker 4: they die.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, yeah exactly.
Speaker 4: It's scary when they crawl though, when the old people crawls.
Speaker 3: Yeah, just missing the walkers.
Speaker 5: Next message, Hey, Joey's to me. I just wanted to
Speaker 5: let you know you must be my good luck charm.
Speaker 5: I'm the girl that was sitting next to you on
Speaker 5: the bus. And I was talking about how life has
Speaker 5: been hard lately, and you said something good is bound
Speaker 5: to happen. And you know what it did, because as
Speaker 5: soon as you got off the bus, I found this huge.
Speaker 3: Wad of cash and it was right on.
Speaker 5: The seat where you were sitting. And it even said
Speaker 5: RN on the envelope, Like, how did God know that
Speaker 5: I needed help paying my bills? It's just amazing. I'm
Speaker 5: gonna start going to church. I guess I can't believe it.
Speaker 5: You know, I had to share this news with you,
Speaker 5: so I hope something great happened to you too. I
Speaker 5: hope it's contagious.
Speaker 4: You know that he had to hear that and finally
Speaker 4: figure out where his like missing rent money went.
Speaker 5: Poor guy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and she's just like, I didn't know God's pepmanship
Speaker 3: looks for me.
Speaker 4: I have similar good luck when I go through Brooks
Speaker 4: Purse too. Hey, the world works in mysterious ways.
Speaker 6: Doesn't it.
Speaker 4: Thank you godbe. You listen Loser Line regularly at this
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