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Speaker 2: I think it is so cool that so many people
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Speaker 3: We can tell hit me up after you the full
Speaker 3: show and it's for listening. It's starting right now.
Speaker 5: We're into that creepy time of year where we actually
Speaker 5: lean into and celebrate all of our biggest fears. Love
Speaker 5: it like our fear of the dark, our fear of ghosts,
Speaker 5: our fear of floating zombie vegetables hungry for grains?
Speaker 4: Was that a turn up, a real live turn up.
Speaker 5: But our biggest fear of all is the fear of
Speaker 5: us being late.
Speaker 1: Josh.
Speaker 3: It shocks me every time, So we gotta do.
Speaker 4: W CII which clip is it?
Speaker 5: Two viral soundbites from the internet, only enough time to
Speaker 5: play one of them.
Speaker 4: Let's get right into your choices.
Speaker 5: Option one is a forty second clip you've denied for
Speaker 5: over six months. I pitched it first way back in April,
Speaker 5: of a real estate agent doing her parody song to
Speaker 5: sell a property, and while it's definitely entertaining, I may
Speaker 5: have given you too many cute baby options on the other.
Speaker 4: Side of it. Okay, choose real estate to That's why today.
Speaker 5: Choice two is a chunky killer whale in captivity who
Speaker 5: spends his days entertaining children at SeaWorld, but spends his
Speaker 5: nights pushing conspiracy theories on the dark web and his
Speaker 5: morning's eating baby seals for breakfast. If you want to
Speaker 5: support him imitating the secunds of a human.
Speaker 4: You go right ahead. What's it gonna be? Wholesome house up.
Speaker 6: For sale or right wing seal hated killer whale?
Speaker 4: The whale is trapped in sewers want the right wing?
Speaker 3: Give me that ORCU Wow.
Speaker 4: He's gonna be like he.
Speaker 3: Deserves to have his moments.
Speaker 4: Was gonna real estate? The haters have spoken. Let's hear
Speaker 4: the sound of a right wing killer whale right wing.
Speaker 4: He is right wing.
Speaker 5: You're gonna hear it hatefully imitating the sounds of a human.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, that was amazing.
Speaker 2: Every pod has their own language, Jeffrey, It's unbelievable.
Speaker 4: You just like it because he supports your That was
Speaker 4: Let's move on and get into the shot collar Question
Speaker 4: of the Day. We're gonna send it over to digital Jink.
Speaker 6: Don't look now, but it's October, and that means we're
Speaker 6: officially into the spooky.
Speaker 7: Season where we started with this, Jake, Well, don't look now,
Speaker 7: don't spooky seasons when we mutilate pumpkins, we decorate our
Speaker 7: homes with skeletons and spiderwebs, and we watch horror movies
Speaker 7: so gory and terrifying that they scar us for life.
Speaker 6: So you better buckle up your seat belts and oil
Speaker 6: up your chainsaws, because we're testing your scary movie knowledge
Speaker 6: in a special one and done spooky season.
Speaker 4: Shot colored Question of the day, like it.
Speaker 6: Alexis will start with you, which of these titles is
Speaker 6: not a real horror movie that was made? Is it
Speaker 6: a chopping mall where teenage mall employees hide from a
Speaker 6: murderous malfunctioning security robot.
Speaker 4: Is it be deathbed, the bed that eats?
Speaker 6: Or a demon creates a cursed bed that consumes anyone
Speaker 6: who sleeps in it?
Speaker 4: Does that already? The first to go is it c
Speaker 4: slice to meet you?
Speaker 6: He spelled at where a butcher becomes popular around town
Speaker 6: for his special cuts of meat and has to keep
Speaker 6: killing towns people to keep up with the man, which.
Speaker 4: Is not real.
Speaker 3: How have I not seen any of these?
Speaker 2: I mean I believe them all till the robot, Like,
Speaker 2: I thought it was real.
Speaker 3: So I was like, would it be a robot? I
Speaker 3: thought for sure it'd be a male security guy.
Speaker 2: I was maatging like Paul Bart like yeah, yeah, around.
Speaker 4: Trying to catch kids.
Speaker 3: But it is always like teenagers in the movies. I'm
Speaker 3: gonna say the mall chopping mall is fake.
Speaker 6: Alexi said, chopping mall that is correct, Chopping mall is real.
Speaker 6: The next one that's real was deathbed the bed that eats,
Speaker 6: which means real, which means sliced in me. Your was
Speaker 6: the one fake title?
Speaker 3: You gotta make this movie in production?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Or for one Jose, it's your turn game. Back in
Speaker 6: the nineteen nineties, screenwriter Jeffrey Riddick wrote a TV script
Speaker 6: about a scary situation on a plane. He intended to
Speaker 6: pitch it to the X Files creators but never got
Speaker 6: around to it. But eventually he did turn that plane
Speaker 6: story into an entertainment franchise that became a huge hit franchise.
Speaker 6: What was it? Was it a the movie Final Destination?
Speaker 6: B the TV show Lost? Or see the movie Soul
Speaker 6: Plane with Kevin Hart and Stoopid.
Speaker 9: Oh man, well, I can see Lost because if it's
Speaker 9: about something that happens on an airplane.
Speaker 4: What was the first?
Speaker 3: One?
Speaker 6: Final Destination?
Speaker 9: So those like everybody in the world who's ever seen
Speaker 9: the Final Destination when you're driving behind a log truck,
Speaker 9: I think you're gonna die?
Speaker 10: Yeah on me?
Speaker 11: Oh that part?
Speaker 9: Oh yeah, well not everyone tanse Yeah, that's really tough.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna go with.
Speaker 6: Lost, jose said Lost. That is a correct It was
Speaker 6: Final Destination. It became one of the most popular horror
Speaker 6: franchises of the two thousands, five films, two comic books,
Speaker 6: and nine novels. One oh for two, Jeffrey, you can
Speaker 6: save your soul with this correct answer.
Speaker 4: No, thanks, Oh okay.
Speaker 6: Alfred Hitchcock used to go to extreme links to make
Speaker 6: sure no one would learn the big twists at the
Speaker 6: end of his films. How did he do that for
Speaker 6: his movie Psycho? Was it a buying as many copies
Speaker 6: of the book as possible so that audiences wouldn't read
Speaker 6: about the twist before seeing the movie? Hey, he handcuffing
Speaker 6: the film reels to his wrist and taking them home
Speaker 6: every day during production? Or see blindfolding any cast or
Speaker 6: crew member who wasn't on camera so they couldn't leak
Speaker 6: the ending.
Speaker 4: Well, the thing about Alfred Hitchcock is he was like,
Speaker 4: legit crazy, I don't know anything.
Speaker 5: There's a documentary about how horribly he treated, specifically the women.
Speaker 5: I think Hitchcock would lean into some psychological torment and
Speaker 5: actually blindfold his actors just to stop them from seeing
Speaker 5: the final scenes of the movie.
Speaker 4: So I'm gonna go with that blindfolding.
Speaker 6: Jeffrey went with blindfolding. That is, he went and bought
Speaker 6: as many copies of the book as possible, even sending
Speaker 6: his assistant to do it. Wow. He actually bought the
Speaker 6: rights to the book and then took it out of
Speaker 6: print a little bit too.
Speaker 9: Wow, he's like number one best seller, but we broke even.
Speaker 4: Zero for three.
Speaker 6: Brooke, you could save the group here. Okay, when accounting
Speaker 6: for inflation, one horror movie is actually the highest grossing
Speaker 6: film Warner Brothers has ever made.
Speaker 4: Which movie is it?
Speaker 6: Is it A The Sixth Sense, B Poltergeist or C
Speaker 6: The Exorcist. I'll even give you a fourth option, brook
Speaker 6: d soul Plane with Kevin Hart and.
Speaker 3: Oh man, I mean The Sixth Sense was so huge.
Speaker 9: It was a mainstream which is hard to do something.
Speaker 3: And it's still like quoted today. I mean, I know
Speaker 3: that The Exorcist.
Speaker 8: And Poltergeis are still like, you know, recreated for like
Speaker 8: Halloween scenes and stuff.
Speaker 4: And you didn't say you did say you have to
Speaker 4: account for inflation.
Speaker 3: I know you don't think six cents is old enough.
Speaker 3: It's pretty old.
Speaker 4: It is pretty old.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm going to go Exorcist.
Speaker 6: Brooks said, The Exorcist. That is it maybe four and
Speaker 6: twenty eight million dollars in nineteen seventy three, which is
Speaker 6: two point nine billion today.
Speaker 4: Wow, that's crazy.
Speaker 5: The rest was again shocked. Brook is the only one
Speaker 5: who's safe from the shock.
Speaker 4: Today.
Speaker 5: The rest of us are going to be getting electrocuted
Speaker 5: while singing Ghost by Justin Bieber.
Speaker 4: So if I can't be closed.
Speaker 11: Ghost.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that was your shock collar question of the day, Brook.
Speaker 11: And Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 5: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning, and Brooke, you
Speaker 5: love forcing your family to do boring activities for fun?
Speaker 3: Yes? Yes, yes, yes, like.
Speaker 5: Reading non picture books, playing with sticks and mud, and
Speaker 5: fourteen hour long board games that never end.
Speaker 3: Oh man, jeff to get me excited.
Speaker 4: No, I know you're gonna be all about this, Okay.
Speaker 5: The other week they announced they're making a limited edition
Speaker 5: Costco version of Monopoly, like a huge It's not like larger.
Speaker 4: Than a normal one.
Speaker 5: It's like all the other special editions of Monopoly, but
Speaker 5: it's Costco.
Speaker 4: Themed Costco Edition.
Speaker 3: I expect it to take up an entire living room door.
Speaker 5: No, it's just stuff where it's like the chance in Community.
Speaker 5: Chess cards are redesigned to look like Costco membership cards.
Speaker 5: I see, I see it instead of boardwalk and park place.
Speaker 5: All the properties are different Costco locations from around the world,
Speaker 5: and the game pieces are different too, No thimble or
Speaker 5: top hat. The six tokens are a shopping cart employee
Speaker 5: name badge, a giant Teddy bear, a palette mover, a
Speaker 5: slice of pizza from the food court, and a hot
Speaker 5: dog in soda combo.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, please tell me when you pass go
Speaker 3: you get a free sample.
Speaker 4: Yeah that's all I wanted.
Speaker 5: They were selling these for forty five dollars each, but
Speaker 5: of course they sold out almost immediately, so now people
Speaker 5: are hawking them on eBay for two, three four times
Speaker 5: the original amount.
Speaker 8: Oh god, just sit back in your oversized, large brown
Speaker 8: Kirkland recliner and play a game of Monopoly.
Speaker 3: It sounds amazing.
Speaker 4: Du'd sholl out three hundred dollars for this, right?
Speaker 12: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Probably not?
Speaker 4: No? No, you could pasco collect to rotisserie chickens. You
Speaker 4: could buy as yeah.
Speaker 13: You know what she buy them?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Okay, Well, maybe we'll have more things that are boring
Speaker 5: that Brook can buy and force their family to do.
Speaker 5: In Laser Stories, it's coming up next. It's the radio
Speaker 5: segment that's opening the first ever retirement home for old
Speaker 5: bobblehead dolls that are unwanted by the public.
Speaker 3: The people don't.
Speaker 5: It's called Shaky Acres, and they're putting it right on
Speaker 5: a fault line.
Speaker 4: I don't know how long it's gonna last.
Speaker 5: But send your old retired bobbleheads there with Laser stories,
Speaker 5: the segment where we read weird news stories around the globe,
Speaker 5: just like everyone else does, except we've got a laser
Speaker 5: and those other giggle geezers just don't. This first lazer
Speaker 5: story is out of Jonestown, Philadelphia.
Speaker 4: Thirty one year old Joey.
Speaker 5: Henny wanted to go to a Philly baseball game last week,
Speaker 5: but he was stopped and denied entry for the dumbest reason,
Speaker 5: because it turns out that ballpark has a strict no
Speaker 5: emotional support alligators allowed rule.
Speaker 4: God, yeah, you believe that, Joey.
Speaker 3: You think he could take an alligator in.
Speaker 5: He told the gate workers that he doesn't go anywhere
Speaker 5: without his working emotional support pet named Wally Gator.
Speaker 1: And.
Speaker 4: He was shocked when he was denied access.
Speaker 3: It was that was shucked, Okay.
Speaker 5: He insisted Wally Gator was not dangerous and even had
Speaker 5: the reptile on a leash with a harness.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's so cute for it.
Speaker 5: Plus, Wally has never been anyone ever and he loves
Speaker 5: to give hugs.
Speaker 4: Yes, just one time.
Speaker 5: Joey went on to say how we rescued the animal
Speaker 5: from a little pond all the way back in twenty fifteen,
Speaker 5: and decided to keep him after noticing Wally Gator was
Speaker 5: surprisingly non aggressive.
Speaker 3: Alligator in the wild. It's like, I'm gonna try to
Speaker 3: hug it. Try, it's already home where it's at. I
Speaker 3: gotta see if this one's gonna hug me back.
Speaker 5: As for the two buddies' favorite things to do when
Speaker 5: they're with each other, they include cuddling and swimming.
Speaker 8: And if my kid was at the beach and there
Speaker 8: was a gator that somebody brought to go swimming, I
Speaker 8: would not be happy.
Speaker 4: I would make a joke and put a little shark
Speaker 4: fin on him. Yeah, it's not a shark, it's just
Speaker 4: a gator.
Speaker 5: Well, now, Wallygator goes everywhere with him too, events, to
Speaker 5: restaurant openings, and even to local retirement homes.
Speaker 3: I've call en and I can't get off. Doesn't want
Speaker 3: to eat there too, tough of meat.
Speaker 5: None of that seem to matter, does Citizens Bank Ballpark?
Speaker 5: Because no one seemed to believe Wally Gator was an
Speaker 5: actually trained animal.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I'm gonna go the ballpark on this one.
Speaker 4: What did Joey think about that?
Speaker 13: Yeah?
Speaker 5: He says it's okay, He'll just have Wally put a
Speaker 5: curse on the team so they don't go to the
Speaker 5: World Series for a.
Speaker 4: This next stories out of Hollywood.
Speaker 5: A recent article from a popular magazine's raising some eyebrows,
Speaker 5: and it has to do with one celebrity, Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Speaker 1: Who is your daddy and what does he do?
Speaker 5: Because the article is all about his parenting style and
Speaker 5: how he wasn't afraid to raise his kids with a
Speaker 5: little tough love.
Speaker 3: I read this and was shocked.
Speaker 4: Really yeah.
Speaker 5: Well, for example, he says, when his daughter Catherine was little,
Speaker 5: she would leave her shoes in front of the fireplace.
Speaker 5: After he already warned her twice, Arnold burned them in
Speaker 5: front of her.
Speaker 4: Yeah, like, oh my gosh, what lesson does that to you?
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 5: Not only did she never do that again, but now
Speaker 5: she shares that story with her three year old daughter,
Speaker 5: who also does not leave her shoes in front of
Speaker 5: the fire Oh.
Speaker 3: God, else, Grandpa's gonna come and burn him.
Speaker 5: Another one that people are talking about is in regards
Speaker 5: to his son Patrick. When he was nine and he
Speaker 5: wouldn't make his own bed, Arnold threw it out the window.
Speaker 3: Ah, the whole bed.
Speaker 5: The mattress, the bed sheets, pillows.
Speaker 4: In all.
Speaker 3: I'm sure that's not considered an overreaction.
Speaker 5: And he told him, don't ever make someone come in
Speaker 5: and clean your room or clean your shower or make
Speaker 5: your bed for you, because I taught you how to
Speaker 5: make that bed.
Speaker 14: He has a house cleaner who he also slept with
Speaker 14: to have a child.
Speaker 8: That's why he's so adamant that she shouldn't have to
Speaker 8: make his bed.
Speaker 4: Yes, she busy in my room.
Speaker 5: He was teaching the house cleaner a lesson. I'm sure
Speaker 5: that was an educational thing.
Speaker 3: He sounds like the worst dad.
Speaker 5: You guys are judgmental today against alligators and.
Speaker 8: Yeah, just one mattress out the window, star your child
Speaker 8: for life.
Speaker 5: Let's go to your next laser story out of the
Speaker 5: Golden arches.
Speaker 4: Let me guess you hate them too.
Speaker 3: I love nuggets, okay, negative positive.
Speaker 5: McDonald's has a secret sandwich that's blowing up the internet.
Speaker 5: And the reason why is that you can only get
Speaker 5: it at ten thirty five am.
Speaker 11: Double rainfall, Oh my god.
Speaker 4: On the dot yep.
Speaker 5: Why well it's because that's the exact time the restaurant
Speaker 5: switches from breakfast to lunch, and if you miss that window,
Speaker 5: it's not going to work to get your hands on
Speaker 5: the mcbrunchberger. Unofficial secret sandwich includes two cheeseburger patties, bacon,
Speaker 5: hash browns, and eggs all sandwich between a sesame seed buns.
Speaker 3: I don't know why it sounds good to also dip
Speaker 3: it in syrup. Yeah, yeah, totally.
Speaker 5: It must be prepared at that exact time too, ten
Speaker 5: thirty five am, since it's at the end of the
Speaker 5: breakfast rush. And even then it might not work because
Speaker 5: your local Mickeyd's might be out of a few select items,
Speaker 5: so you might have to sub sausage for bacon, or
Speaker 5: be able to get the egg whites instead of the
Speaker 5: scrambled eggs.
Speaker 4: It just depends on the day.
Speaker 3: Flexible, Is that what you're saying, Jeff, Yeah.
Speaker 5: And it's possible when you ask for the mcbrunchburger they
Speaker 5: won't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, okay, explain.
Speaker 4: That it's a very very secret sandwich.
Speaker 3: Secret McDonald's doesn't even know about it.
Speaker 9: Just download this podcast and play this for that.
Speaker 5: Yeah, good news is the price, because multiple TikTokers say
Speaker 5: that the mcbrunchburger only costs them five dollars.
Speaker 3: Yeah, don't ring it up.
Speaker 5: McDonald's has still refused to either confirm or deny the
Speaker 5: actual existence of this secret menu item, which makes it
Speaker 5: taste even better when you actually get your hands on one. Yes,
Speaker 5: secret brunch Burger. Let's go to your next lazer story.
Speaker 5: Out of Dating Headquarters. You ever dumped someone for a
Speaker 5: completely petty or superficial reason. A recent publication asked the
Speaker 5: readers that and got some funny responses.
Speaker 4: Here's the highlights that they gave.
Speaker 5: Number five, my cat said hello to her and she
Speaker 5: did not say high back.
Speaker 4: Dumped.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you got to support the pets man.
Speaker 5: Number four a woman broke up with a guy who
Speaker 5: had allergies because she considered that a sign of weakness.
Speaker 6: I don't know.
Speaker 8: I gotta say it'd be hard for me to date
Speaker 8: somebody gluten free just because I love gluting so much.
Speaker 3: I wouldn't want to give it up.
Speaker 4: If you love going on hikes, somebody has allergies.
Speaker 10: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Number three guy decided not to see a beautiful woman
Speaker 5: for a second date because on the first one she
Speaker 5: had to use the restroom and said, excuse me, I
Speaker 5: have to go tinkles.
Speaker 3: Who did that? Didn't like the Tinkles.
Speaker 4: That's not a deal breaker.
Speaker 3: You think that's a deal breaker? Yes, I agree, it's silly.
Speaker 5: Number two, one woman wrote, he wore the same shirt
Speaker 5: on both of our dates. Then years later she ran
Speaker 5: into him in an elevator and he.
Speaker 4: Was still in the same shirt. Okay, I can see that.
Speaker 5: Finally, the number one highlight someone got dumped for a
Speaker 5: petty reason was from one woman who said his mouth
Speaker 5: was shaped like a trapezoid when he talked, and I
Speaker 5: couldn't unsee it.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, I would freak out too. That sounds awful.
Speaker 8: I would state to the guy with the longest torso
Speaker 8: I've ever seen, and it was so unnerved.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna tell you.
Speaker 8: It was like so much stomach and like the shortest
Speaker 8: little legs.
Speaker 3: It was hard.
Speaker 4: As for this guy. The pettiest reason he ever broke
Speaker 4: up with a shoe before velcro straps not enough.
Speaker 5: I like to shoot at the type strappers breaker that
Speaker 5: soundings laser stories come to an end of the day.
Speaker 4: We're gonna do it again, same time on.
Speaker 11: Wednesday, frooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5: I have a question for alexis if a guy you
Speaker 5: met calls and actually leaves you a voicemail instant red flag?
Speaker 4: Yes, yes, yeah.
Speaker 5: It's like when the doctor's office calls and leaves a
Speaker 5: message to remind you about your appointment next week.
Speaker 7: Uh, clingy, not call.
Speaker 5: Or when your mom dials you and tries to wish
Speaker 5: you a happy birthday over voicemail.
Speaker 4: Can someone say desperate red flag?
Speaker 5: Well, our answering machine is filled with red flag waving
Speaker 5: desperate coiners. Honestly, we love them, okay because they make us.
Speaker 8: Laugh and there's somebody's mother when we play their voicemails
Speaker 8: in a brand new Loser coming up?
Speaker 11: Is this the right number? It's the loser line. Good by, just.
Speaker 5: Call me back if you haven't heard the loser line before.
Speaker 5: It works like this. Let's say someone approaches you while
Speaker 5: you're out at the club and uses this charming pickup
Speaker 5: line on you. Wow, it's a good thing I brought
Speaker 5: my burn annointment with me out onto the dance floor.
Speaker 4: Oh guy, because you're way too hot to hand. Okay,
Speaker 4: that's better.
Speaker 13: With your mouth.
Speaker 5: Whatever you do, don't grab his inhaler and punt it
Speaker 5: into the parking lot.
Speaker 4: Instead, tell them.
Speaker 5: You have a thing for guys that gets sunburned easily, and.
Speaker 3: How many can die attack?
Speaker 5: That's when you give him the number, the loser line,
Speaker 5: so hopefully he can call you and leave an awkward voicemail.
Speaker 4: We can play on the air voicemails like this one.
Speaker 10: Next.
Speaker 1: Hey Tiffany, It's oh, how are you?
Speaker 10: Uh?
Speaker 12: Remember our last conversation.
Speaker 4: He told me that you were a model, and.
Speaker 15: I I swore I kind of knew where I know
Speaker 15: you from.
Speaker 12: And uh now I think I know.
Speaker 15: You're the girl on my cat food bag. I know
Speaker 15: I've seen you a thousand You're the tuna flavored girl,
Speaker 15: at least I think you are.
Speaker 12: Are you that girl? And if you are that girl, I've.
Speaker 1: Got a small favor. You have to meet my cat.
Speaker 15: My cat loves you, Oh my god. I mean when
Speaker 15: I bring the food out for him, he just jumps around.
Speaker 15: I mean he literally knows you.
Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, you're like a celebrity.
Speaker 3: I never thought about it. She needs to go to
Speaker 3: his house and sign that damn bag.
Speaker 8: Yeah they I mean, wouldn't be awesome to have fans.
Speaker 13: Hey, Rob, this is I just wanted to thank you
Speaker 13: for giving me your number. It was really nice to
Speaker 13: meet you. And it was kind of just perfect timing
Speaker 13: because right after I left the coffee shop, was driving
Speaker 13: away and I accidentally like slammed into this car and
Speaker 13: the guy was really upset, and I I gave him
Speaker 13: your name and number, and I was hoping because you're, like,
Speaker 13: you're so good with words, and I was just hoping
Speaker 13: that you could, you know, have a conversation with him
Speaker 13: and talk him down and kind of take the hit
Speaker 13: for me. But like, don't mention my name. That would
Speaker 13: be super great. I really appreciate it. But it was
Speaker 13: so nice to meet you. Thank you for listening. You're
Speaker 13: such a good listener.
Speaker 5: Next, look at that proof. The loser line is the
Speaker 5: gift that just keeps on giving.
Speaker 3: We get a message from that angry man. Yeah, she
Speaker 3: doesn't realize she gave him the loser line. That's the
Speaker 3: only never she got from the dude.
Speaker 4: She accidentally is.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but hey, look at that.
Speaker 4: The holidays are up.
Speaker 3: That was natural, Jeff.
Speaker 5: Don't you think you should be prepared with an amazing
Speaker 5: gift so you don't look like.
Speaker 4: A complete fool?
Speaker 3: What is that gift?
Speaker 5: Jefs pop on your socials right now and follow us
Speaker 5: at our TikTok at Brooke and Jeffrey, then go share
Speaker 5: it with a friend around Christmas time because we put
Speaker 5: up our favorite loser line of the week, and that,
Speaker 5: my friends, is what the holidays truly is all about.
Speaker 4: Listening to awkward.
Speaker 5: Voicemails with a little bow on top of them, voicemails
Speaker 5: like this one.
Speaker 10: Hey, it's me again. I just wondering when we could
Speaker 10: get together like we talked about and have that scary
Speaker 10: movie night. Yeah. I've actually got a collection kind of
Speaker 10: of some scary movies, you know, the teenagers are off
Speaker 10: and they're lost in the woods, or teenagers getting attacked
Speaker 10: on prom night, or the ones where they're at like
Speaker 10: an abandoned gas station. I guess I do kind of
Speaker 10: have a lot of teams scary movies, and hopefully you
Speaker 10: don't think that's it's weird. I just I just sort
Speaker 10: of like those coming of age movies and when you
Speaker 10: hear those teenagers kind of scream like when I got
Speaker 10: you know, I just love it. I just love it. Yeah,
Speaker 10: I mean I love it.
Speaker 16: So yeah, baby, since your kids this weekend, if he's
Speaker 16: not on a watch list, can we get him on
Speaker 16: one wasn't at all.
Speaker 4: Yeah, And he's like, yeah, there's a lot of tea
Speaker 4: the world there.
Speaker 3: Are, and he's like I like him.
Speaker 9: It's like okay, it's like.
Speaker 8: Really like, yeah, let's slow down, my man.
Speaker 4: I kind of prefer scary movies with old people and them.
Speaker 8: They don't make those because you don't feel bad when
Speaker 8: they die.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah, it's scary.
Speaker 3: They crawled when the old people crawled. Yeah, just missing
Speaker 3: the walkers.
Speaker 17: Next message, Hey, Joey, it's to me.
Speaker 18: I just wanted to let you know you must be
Speaker 18: my good luck charm. I'm the girl that was sitting
Speaker 18: next to you on the bus and I was talking
Speaker 18: about how life has been hard lately, and you said
Speaker 18: something good is bound to happen.
Speaker 11: And you know what it did, because.
Speaker 18: As soon as you got off the bus, I found
Speaker 18: this huge wad of cash and it was right on
Speaker 18: the seat where you were sitting, and it even said
Speaker 18: rent on the envelope, Like, how did God know that
Speaker 18: I needed help paying my pills?
Speaker 11: It's just amazing.
Speaker 18: I'm gonna stay going to church. I guess I can't
Speaker 18: believe it. You know, I had to share this news
Speaker 18: with you, so I hope something great happened to you too.
Speaker 18: I hope it's contageous.
Speaker 5: You know that he had to hear that and finally
Speaker 5: figure out where his like missing rent money went.
Speaker 10: Guy.
Speaker 8: Yeah, and she's just like I didn't know God's pepmanship looking.
Speaker 11: For me.
Speaker 5: I have similar good luck when I go through Brooks
Speaker 5: purse too. Hey, the world works in mysterious ways.
Speaker 4: Doesn't it.
Speaker 5: Thank you godmeb you listen Lose on line regularly at
Speaker 5: this time every week, and make sure you subscribe to
Speaker 5: the Brook and Jeffery YouTube channel where you can listen
Speaker 5: to every single Loser line.
Speaker 4: Second date and phone tap we do right there. We're
Speaker 4: gonna do another.
Speaker 11: Phone tapp next Brook and Jeffrey in the morning time.
Speaker 4: For your phone tap. And today we call a guy
Speaker 4: who was set up by his co workers.
Speaker 5: He's been at the same desk job for almost a
Speaker 5: decade now, so he knows everything. He's pretty quick with
Speaker 5: his work. The one thing that's missing, though, it's fun.
Speaker 5: Oh doesn't have a whole lot of fun anymore.
Speaker 3: That way, we're gonna help him.
Speaker 11: Well.
Speaker 5: We were actually ready to do this call last week,
Speaker 5: but his buddy told us no, no, no, no, we gotta
Speaker 5: wait till Monday, because he's always extra grouchy at the
Speaker 5: start of the work week. That's when we catch him
Speaker 5: in your phone tap right now.
Speaker 3: Hello, Hi, I'm looking for Josh.
Speaker 1: This is him.
Speaker 3: Hi Josh.
Speaker 8: My name is Wilma Fingerdoo. I don't think we've ever met.
Speaker 8: I'm one of the HR managers for corporate.
Speaker 3: How are you?
Speaker 1: I'm good. How can I help you?
Speaker 11: Oh?
Speaker 8: Well, it doesn't sound too great, but yeah, the reason
Speaker 8: I'm calling is to give you a heads up that
Speaker 8: your paycheck will be a little bit smaller than normal
Speaker 8: from now on.
Speaker 1: Wait, excuse me, Oh.
Speaker 3: Goodness, you must have not got the email. Yep, it's
Speaker 3: just the business is going in a different direction.
Speaker 1: And different direction.
Speaker 3: That's management's decision.
Speaker 15: What does that mean?
Speaker 1: Am I being let go?
Speaker 11: Oh?
Speaker 3: No, of course not. We value your work tremendously.
Speaker 12: But I've worked here for almost ten years. Every one
Speaker 12: of my reviews is positive.
Speaker 3: I'm so sorry. It's a choice that management had to make.
Speaker 12: So how much smaller are we talking about?
Speaker 3: Your checks will be about fifty percent less than normal.
Speaker 12: That's that's a tremendous cut. That's that's that's half.
Speaker 8: That's the fifty is half not super quick with math,
Speaker 8: there are you? Yeah, No, it's happening to everyone.
Speaker 12: To everyone.
Speaker 1: Yeah, is this happening to you?
Speaker 3: Well, no, HR gets paid differently.
Speaker 12: Oh okay, I see what's going on. Screw the little guy.
Speaker 12: I've given my life to this company, and just because
Speaker 12: I'm not management, you think you could push me around.
Speaker 3: I gotta say I'm a little surprised.
Speaker 8: I had no idea you would become so angry about
Speaker 8: this one small change.
Speaker 12: For me and my family. This is not a small change.
Speaker 12: This is a huge fricking change.
Speaker 8: We realized that it wasn't going to make everyone happy.
Speaker 3: But yeah, no, it's not Management.
Speaker 8: Really thought that we have resilient workers who can get
Speaker 8: through anything.
Speaker 12: Well, I'm just being honest. Then I'm going to look
Speaker 12: for another job.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you that right now.
Speaker 3: All because of the size of your check.
Speaker 12: Yes, because of the size of my check.
Speaker 1: Idiots.
Speaker 3: Oh name calling?
Speaker 6: Wow, you heard me?
Speaker 3: I did? I did?
Speaker 12: Sir, can not do this to me.
Speaker 8: It's just that when we went to the company that
Speaker 8: prints our checks and just told them to make them smaller.
Speaker 4: Wait, I had no idea.
Speaker 3: That would be such a backlash.
Speaker 1: Are you kidding me?
Speaker 3: I understand you're unhappy.
Speaker 8: I've just emailed your direct supervisor to tell them you'll
Speaker 8: be looking for different employment.
Speaker 12: So no, no, wait, wait, no, no, no, do not email anybody.
Speaker 3: I will tell you.
Speaker 8: I also outlined in the email that you did have
Speaker 8: a hostile tone with me.
Speaker 1: No, you got it wrong.
Speaker 12: I said, you're talking about something else.
Speaker 8: I just added, if you do decide to stay, that
Speaker 8: should be brought up in your next review.
Speaker 12: I thought you were talking about cutting my paycheck in half.
Speaker 3: Well, you kind of hurt my feelings.
Speaker 12: Nor feelings.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you called me an idiot.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, man, You're not an idiot.
Speaker 10: I just didn't understand that word.
Speaker 3: Again. You know that's on you, not really on me.
Speaker 3: I told you that we were reducing the size of
Speaker 3: your check.
Speaker 12: It was just a misunderstanding.
Speaker 1: It's on me. I love working here. I want to
Speaker 1: keep my job.
Speaker 12: Please don't send any more emails.
Speaker 8: You thought I was saying I was reducing your actual pay.
Speaker 19: Yes, wow, gosh.
Speaker 8: You jumped to conclusions quickly. You know, Chris, your coworker,
Speaker 8: said that might happen. Chris, Yeah, yeah, because he's the
Speaker 8: one that set you up for this prank phone call
Speaker 8: on the radio.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, what.
Speaker 8: This is actually a Brook from the readio show Brook
Speaker 8: and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 3: It's a phone tap.
Speaker 12: Oh my god, Oh give me a heart attack.
Speaker 3: Good, it's just the size of your check.
Speaker 8: You know, paper costs money these days.
Speaker 1: You're so good. I thought you were going to reduce
Speaker 1: my paycheck.
Speaker 8: God, we've gone from idiot to me being so good.
Speaker 8: I really like the whole circle we've covered here. Wow,
Speaker 8: wake up every morning with funk taps weekday mornings on
Speaker 8: the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 5: You know your date night is going well if you
Speaker 5: and your crush make it all the way to the
Speaker 5: dance floor for a slow.
Speaker 4: Jam day.
Speaker 3: On that music.
Speaker 5: But hands on hips sway back and forth a little.
Speaker 3: Don't get too close.
Speaker 4: Maybe they a little smooch on their upper back. Wait
Speaker 4: a minute, upper back?
Speaker 3: Are you a giraffe? How are you getting there?
Speaker 4: That's a weird angle. But front to back?
Speaker 5: What happens though if you get to that point but
Speaker 5: you don't make it all the way through the song?
Speaker 5: Oh well no, that's what happened with one of our listeners,
Speaker 5: and it might be one of the most embarrassing calls.
Speaker 4: That we've had so far this year.
Speaker 5: Could it have contributed to him not getting a callback
Speaker 5: for another hangout?
Speaker 4: You're gonna hear what went wrong in.
Speaker 5: The middle of their slow dance in a brand new
Speaker 5: second Date update, next.
Speaker 4: Second Date updated.
Speaker 5: What would hold back a fun, attractive guy from going
Speaker 5: out on a few dates right now?
Speaker 4: Maybe like a lack of funds.
Speaker 3: Point, maybe no time.
Speaker 5: Yeah, maybe his parents are his roommates, it'd be a
Speaker 5: little embarrassing.
Speaker 4: Or maybe he just got engaged and.
Speaker 5: He's like, yeah, I probably she'd stop dating other people
Speaker 5: at this point. I bring it up because one of
Speaker 5: our listeners was engaged till about a year ago when
Speaker 5: his fiance broke things off, and then ever since that
Speaker 5: point he hasn't even had the urge to go out
Speaker 5: with anyone else until recently when a special lady changed
Speaker 5: his mind.
Speaker 4: So let's talk to RJ about it.
Speaker 5: First of all, r J, I'm sorry to hear about
Speaker 5: your engagement, my man.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was it was pretty rap, but you know,
Speaker 1: I'm getting through it. I'm pushing through.
Speaker 4: We're sending negative vibes to your ex and positive.
Speaker 1: Vibes to you.
Speaker 4: You were giving him to him.
Speaker 3: Don't write hallbart carts.
Speaker 5: Okay, So tell us about the new girl that you met.
Speaker 4: Who is she?
Speaker 11: Allright?
Speaker 1: I met this woman. Her name is London. I met
Speaker 1: her at a happy hour.
Speaker 3: Oh, in person meet up? Okay? Is it a friend
Speaker 3: happy hour coworker happy hour?
Speaker 1: It was like a co worker happy hour. But I
Speaker 1: don't work with her, like we have work friends. So
Speaker 1: she was there and so we lock eyes and you
Speaker 1: know how you just instantly feel a connection when you
Speaker 1: lock eyes with someone.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 8: You don't ever like make eye contact with somebody and
Speaker 8: be like, oh, I just want to make out with them.
Speaker 5: I mean I do think that, but usually they run away.
Speaker 1: I'll be honest. That happens a lot to me as well.
Speaker 3: Okay, all right, that's good.
Speaker 1: Something clicks. The drinks were flowing, the conversation was going great, nice,
Speaker 1: and again it's been a long time, so I was
Speaker 1: feeling awkward, out of place, but the connection was so
Speaker 1: strong that I still initiated and it was working out
Speaker 1: really great.
Speaker 3: You know, that's awesome.
Speaker 4: Was the connection strong or were the drink strong?
Speaker 1: Which I feel like the connection was strong, but I
Speaker 1: don't know anymore. After what happened, What happened. So the
Speaker 1: drinks are flying, we're having a time. We end up
Speaker 1: back at her place.
Speaker 3: Oh dang, things are going really well.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean I'm still out of practice.
Speaker 1: So the music is playing and we're kissing, and then
Speaker 1: all of a sudden, you know, you know that song
Speaker 1: Lady in Red.
Speaker 3: Oh my god. Yeah, I don't know what. It's like
Speaker 3: an eight it's like an eighties song.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's good. It's real good, romantic, very romantic. So
Speaker 1: we're slow dancing, and I mean I haven't been to
Speaker 1: her place before, so and it's dark, so I might
Speaker 1: have fallen over the coffee table.
Speaker 3: Where you fell.
Speaker 1: I may have seriously injured my ankle. And yeah, but
Speaker 1: you know what, she was really sweet about it. She
Speaker 1: gave me some eyes, and you know, I ended up
Speaker 1: staying on the couch for the rest of the night.
Speaker 5: I mean, it's nice that she was really helpful, but
Speaker 5: it sounds like it kind of killed the romance.
Speaker 1: Yeah, definitely killed the romance. There was nothing that happened
Speaker 1: after that, but got situated and then she went to
Speaker 1: her room and I slept on the couch and I
Speaker 1: left early because I had a doctor's appointment. So I
Speaker 1: said bye through the door for the ankle. Yeah, it
Speaker 1: was like I got to get this looked at.
Speaker 4: Wow, So you got online and like booked yourself an appointment.
Speaker 1: It was that bad. It was definitely difficult to sleep
Speaker 1: that night with all the pain and stuff. But you know,
Speaker 1: I'm not going to leave like a loser.
Speaker 3: Well like a you know, are you in a walking
Speaker 3: boot now? Like what happened?
Speaker 1: So it was a pretty bad strain. So I had
Speaker 1: some compressed on it.
Speaker 3: And okay, okay, had she called to like check.
Speaker 8: In on you, because like that would be I mean,
Speaker 8: it's an automatic, easy way to contact somebody that's there.
Speaker 1: I didn't hear anything back, you know, I thought I
Speaker 1: would have got all everything. Okay, you know, let's try
Speaker 1: again another time.
Speaker 3: She thought you had weak bones.
Speaker 4: She doesn't want that.
Speaker 14: I mean, even if you're not interested in someone, you'd
Speaker 14: still at least check on them, like, hey, how's your right?
Speaker 5: Unless you were really really whiny and complaining about it
Speaker 5: the entire time.
Speaker 2: Which I mean people who handle injuries a secondess that No,
Speaker 2: you mean men, not.
Speaker 1: Like I had a cold, you know, but it works brutal.
Speaker 5: Okay, So how long has it been since that hangout
Speaker 5: at her place.
Speaker 1: It's been a couple of weeks.
Speaker 8: Oh dang, have you heard anything from like the coworker
Speaker 8: friends that know her.
Speaker 1: I haven't heard anything. I'm so confused.
Speaker 4: This is definitely weird.
Speaker 5: We're going to come back and we're going to call
Speaker 5: London for you, the person, not the city.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that'd be a little strange to do, but we're
Speaker 4: going to come back.
Speaker 5: We'll reach out and we'll try and get you your
Speaker 5: second date update right after this.
Speaker 4: All right, all right, hold on the second date update.
Speaker 3: Now.
Speaker 5: I know Alexis has been to thirty weddings in a
Speaker 5: row this year, and this song apparently has not played
Speaker 5: at any of them, play it for.
Speaker 3: Like thirty years. They actually played Baby Shark at the
Speaker 3: wedding comes last night, so that's.
Speaker 4: How you know. It pretty similar.
Speaker 5: Anybody who's familiar with this song is officially old. But
Speaker 5: the reason why we're playing it right now is because
Speaker 5: our guy r J is going to forever remember this
Speaker 5: song not as a happy time, but as a painful
Speaker 5: one because he was slow dancing with his date in
Speaker 5: her apartment, ended up tripping over a coffee table and
Speaker 5: hurt his ankle, which totally ruined their romance.
Speaker 4: He had to spend the rest of the night on.
Speaker 8: The couch like legitimately hurt his ankle, had to go
Speaker 8: to the doctors the next morning.
Speaker 4: Right booked one that night.
Speaker 5: The weirdest part is afterwards, his date London hasn't reached
Speaker 5: out to him at all to even ask if he's
Speaker 5: doing okay.
Speaker 3: I didn't ask you. Is that a red flag for you?
Speaker 1: It should be, you know, usually it is. But for
Speaker 1: some odd reason, this connection, it's like I just.
Speaker 3: She's hot enough that it's okay. She doesn't care. Is
Speaker 3: that what you're saying?
Speaker 4: Or the ankle medication is really messing up your head
Speaker 4: right now and you're not thinking that.
Speaker 1: Maybe I don't know. I just gotta know what's going down.
Speaker 5: Like what happened, Well, we have an idea of what
Speaker 5: may be caused. It possible there's another answer for what
Speaker 5: went on.
Speaker 3: But let's just a twist in the story.
Speaker 4: Don't do that twist, Just like lady in Red. You
Speaker 4: gotta be old to get that one.
Speaker 5: Let's let's just dial this old school phone that we have.
Speaker 4: Around here. Let's just do it.
Speaker 1: Man, you ready, I'm ready?
Speaker 4: Here we go. Hello, Hi, we're looking for London. This
Speaker 4: is she Hey London.
Speaker 5: Not sure if you've ever been on the radio before,
Speaker 5: but this is your day.
Speaker 3: No, welcome to the radio.
Speaker 12: Hi.
Speaker 17: What is this about.
Speaker 5: Well, we're a morning show called Brooke and Jeffrey, and uh,
Speaker 5: we're doing something called the Second Date Update.
Speaker 17: I've heard of those, but who are you guys?
Speaker 10: Wait?
Speaker 4: Who oh?
Speaker 8: I swear we're the only program that has ever done
Speaker 8: this on the face of the very original over here.
Speaker 4: The Second Date ogs.
Speaker 17: Okay, Well, so if.
Speaker 5: You've heard this segment before, you kind of get the gist.
Speaker 5: We're trying to help out one of our listeners with
Speaker 5: their dating life after.
Speaker 4: They went out with you.
Speaker 5: Okay, and there's a guy that you met up with
Speaker 5: a couple of weeks ago named r J.
Speaker 17: Oh my god, yeah.
Speaker 3: You might have met Happy Hours. Sounds like you guys
Speaker 3: have a great night.
Speaker 17: I don't know if I would call it great. That's
Speaker 17: not the word I would use, but I do remember
Speaker 17: r J.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Well, well he didn't have a great time either,
Speaker 5: even he says that it didn't go exactly the way
Speaker 5: he planned.
Speaker 3: You don't know what her word she would use is.
Speaker 3: Maybe her word is fantastic.
Speaker 4: Is that the case?
Speaker 17: Freaky?
Speaker 6: Maybe freaky?
Speaker 4: I mean there was a a freak accident that happened.
Speaker 5: I know, it sounds great to be like a freak
Speaker 5: accident where he tripped over your coffee table and heard
Speaker 5: his ankle.
Speaker 4: Is that what you mean?
Speaker 17: I mean, that's just the beginning of the wild ride
Speaker 17: that was the evening.
Speaker 4: What oh?
Speaker 3: Because I thought he just laid down on the couch.
Speaker 8: He told us, he laid down on the couch and like,
Speaker 8: you got him some ice in that walk?
Speaker 2: How wild?
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was kind of an end of the story
Speaker 4: for him.
Speaker 17: Yeah, no, I got him some ice. But I don't
Speaker 17: know about any sleeping.
Speaker 4: He said he struggled to sleep because his ankle hurt.
Speaker 17: Yeah, I mean, I'm sure it did. But that didn't
Speaker 17: seem to stop at.
Speaker 3: All from what what did you do?
Speaker 11: Well?
Speaker 17: I went to bed and in the middle of the night,
Speaker 17: I hear a really loud noise, no like it sounds
Speaker 17: like a vacuum. And as I get closer to undoing
Speaker 17: my door, I'm hearing him like making noises, do you
Speaker 17: know what I mean, Like groaning, whoa whoa, whoa, whoa,
Speaker 17: whoa whoa.
Speaker 1: You guys, guys, guys, guys, can I can I just interject?
Speaker 1: Can I defend myself right now?
Speaker 3: Yourself from what?
Speaker 8: Vacuum?
Speaker 13: Groom?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 8: Oh my god?
Speaker 17: Are you calling me on the radio?
Speaker 15: Yeah?
Speaker 5: That's how this segment worse London is that we usually
Speaker 5: have the listener silently waiting on the other line until
Speaker 5: we hear what the problem was.
Speaker 3: And I just thought that maybe he was groaning in pain.
Speaker 3: But why are you jumping in?
Speaker 4: Oh jam?
Speaker 5: I'm really not happy with you because I feel like
Speaker 5: we were about to get to the good part there.
Speaker 4: Why are you stopping this? All right?
Speaker 1: So first of all, first of all, I know what
Speaker 1: she heard, but.
Speaker 3: What did she hear?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 17: Groaning noise? I could so.
Speaker 1: Once again, I'm in all this pain. I'm trying to
Speaker 1: figure out. You know, you go to the you go
Speaker 1: to the website, you go online.
Speaker 17: Laying on the couch, vacuum underneath a blanket, perched like
Speaker 17: a tent, and he's making noises.
Speaker 1: Okay, how crazy this sounds? It sounds and looks crazy.
Speaker 4: Wait vacuum.
Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, sorry, the pain is intense. I'm like, let
Speaker 1: me just look up online remedies for relieving pain in
Speaker 1: your ankle. Okay, cross an article that says you can
Speaker 1: use the section of the vacuum to help me place
Speaker 1: the blood in the swollen.
Speaker 17: Area sounds ridiculous, Okay, so hold on.
Speaker 5: It sounds like Jose you are on our j side there.
Speaker 5: You think he was just vacuumting his ankle.
Speaker 6: If you if you've ever.
Speaker 14: Sprained your ankle and gone to physical therapy like in football,
Speaker 14: they massage and they try to get blood flow.
Speaker 4: I've never heard such Technically, he is right, if you
Speaker 4: can get blood flowing around the area. Did the nurse
Speaker 4: massage or ankle with their mouths and.
Speaker 1: Vacuum?
Speaker 3: Why what did the ankle be on the ground to do?
Speaker 3: You said, vacuuming? Why would it be on.
Speaker 2: Your track with a lot of injuries, no vacuums.
Speaker 10: Vacuums r J.
Speaker 17: Seriously, I was happy that you left without any question,
Speaker 17: and I figured after your night, your wild night with
Speaker 17: my vacuum, that you got what you wanted.
Speaker 1: So there no.
Speaker 4: Did you keep the vacuum after that or did you know?
Speaker 1: And it was my neighbour's vacuum?
Speaker 8: Should we have been calling Hoover for you.
Speaker 17: I'm hoping that he didn't use the vacuum the way.
Speaker 17: I'm pretty sure he did, because I was cleaning up
Speaker 17: cat poop earlier.
Speaker 3: With that, I'm gonna be.
Speaker 1: All right. Bottom line, I did not use that vacuum
Speaker 1: for what you thought or what it seems like I
Speaker 1: was using it.
Speaker 3: But I promise, okay, benefit of the doubt.
Speaker 17: I guess I doubt that.
Speaker 1: And you know what, the only reason I didn't even
Speaker 1: bring that up with these guys is because I thought
Speaker 1: you were asleep. I didn't hear it.
Speaker 11: I'm sure you did.
Speaker 12: I'm sure.
Speaker 4: I don't know if that helps your argument, dude.
Speaker 8: I will say our j one quick and easy way
Speaker 8: to prove it, Tours, you could just forward on that
Speaker 8: link of that article about the back.
Speaker 1: I will send it right now.
Speaker 4: I feel bad for this guy.
Speaker 14: He literally is like in the worst pain, can't sleep,
Speaker 14: trying to help himself, and.
Speaker 3: I think he helped himself.
Speaker 11: Like that.
Speaker 5: We could do an experiment here, bring a vacuum in
Speaker 5: and test out the theory.
Speaker 4: No, it has to be hurt first.
Speaker 3: We can hurt Jose.
Speaker 1: I'm looking on the tabs on my phone right now.
Speaker 1: It's not on here now, but when I find it,
Speaker 1: I will do right right.
Speaker 3: He's quickly making a blog post as a doctor.
Speaker 5: Yes, okay, Well, while while RJ tracks down that website,
Speaker 5: I do need to ask London, would you like to
Speaker 5: go out on another date with r J.
Speaker 4: That's something that we would pay for.
Speaker 17: It would be something wild for me to turn down
Speaker 17: a free date. But I think that this is going
Speaker 17: to be.
Speaker 5: Ah God, this second date update sucks in more than
Speaker 5: one j.
Speaker 11: R J.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry yourself.
Speaker 5: But if you want, we can send you a gift
Speaker 5: card over to like Dyson or something.
Speaker 3: What about a shot back that sounds like more your style?
Speaker 4: Yeah, you use a handbag?
Speaker 1: I heard this. Come on, guys, I really did use
Speaker 1: it for my ankle, Like, even if I wanted to,
Speaker 1: I wouldn't do something like that in the stranger's apartment there.
Speaker 4: You why not at all? Rookie Jeffrey.
Speaker 5: In the morning, we're getting a lot of text into
Speaker 5: seventy five nine two about what we just heard. One
Speaker 5: guy's said, I actually tried that with a vacuum when
Speaker 5: I was sixteen and I had to go to the hospital.
Speaker 3: What means I tried that? Wish one?
Speaker 4: Maybe we don't want to know.
Speaker 5: A lot of people are saying they can't find the
Speaker 5: link to that medical tip either. Yeah, I'm sure he's
Speaker 5: gonna find it eventually and send it to her three
Speaker 5: years from now, and she's gonna feel so dumb after
Speaker 5: he built a whole website just to.
Speaker 4: Put the link.
Speaker 3: Exactly that is exactly right.
Speaker 8: Yeah, Oh my god, I want to see the suction
Speaker 8: marks on his ankle.
Speaker 4: No, no, I don't want to be involved anymore. We
Speaker 4: all need to take a shower. We'll see.
Speaker 5: The good news is that call went so horribly that
Speaker 5: your love life couldn't possibly be any worse?
Speaker 11: Yeah, I mean, or could it?
Speaker 12: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Text in seven eight, five nine two, or email the
Speaker 5: show if you want us to call that person who
Speaker 5: wasn't calling you back.
Speaker 3: Please, no more household devices.
Speaker 20: Yeah, it frooking Jeffrey in the I want you to
Speaker 20: close your eyes and imagine a magical place filled with bright,
Speaker 20: colorful leader hosen, where the beer flows like water, the
Speaker 20: pretzels and.
Speaker 4: Cheese flow like water flowing, and the water flows like water.
Speaker 4: Something from water, No, not water. I don't know. This
Speaker 4: was a bad example.
Speaker 3: Story maker.
Speaker 5: Here's here's what I do know. The people there are
Speaker 5: so lit. They're talking in German tongues. It's like water. I'm,
Speaker 5: of course talking about october Fest was. It was a
Speaker 5: huge party that happened over the weekend with no water
Speaker 5: in sight. So we send our very own Alexis and
Speaker 5: Jose down to the event with some schnitzel in one
Speaker 5: hand and microphoboves and hosen in the other to ask
Speaker 5: people a simple question, what you doing at Octoberfest.
Speaker 4: We're gonna play in the audio coming up.
Speaker 5: The calendar may say October yeah, but according to my watch,
Speaker 5: it's officially beer a clock, at least in Munich, Germany,
Speaker 5: because it's Octoberfest. Yes, two week long festival of lagger,
Speaker 5: featuring leader hosen, giant pretzels and a Wiener Schnitzel for
Speaker 5: every man, woman and child in attendance. But why should
Speaker 5: the Germans have all the fun? Yeah, that's not a sentence,
Speaker 5: you hear said. Every day we like to throw our
Speaker 5: own giant beer celebrations on this side of the pond,
Speaker 5: like the one Jose and Alexis went too recently. Yeah,
Speaker 5: and like most Octoberfests, everybody in attendance was obviously drinking.
Speaker 5: Even one of our hosts.
Speaker 4: Germ Monies.
Speaker 14: And the Brons and the pretzels andels and the schnitzel.
Speaker 4: We love you German?
Speaker 6: Is that real?
Speaker 1: That's real? What's funny?
Speaker 3: As I know that that is completely sober?
Speaker 4: Jose no to answer his question. That was not the
Speaker 4: real German national anthem. That was that was all made up.
Speaker 5: But it is the perfect segue to Jose and alexis
Speaker 5: asking the very responsible and articulate people there a simple question,
Speaker 5: what you're doing at october Fest.
Speaker 2: What you're doing in Octoberfest?
Speaker 19: Well, obviously wearing a nice leader hose and letting the
Speaker 19: body breathe a little bit.
Speaker 4: I gotta honor my German Irish heritage. Okay, so you
Speaker 4: drink a lot if you're German.
Speaker 2: Do you have a good drunk story about yourself?
Speaker 20: Uh?
Speaker 19: One time when I was in Montana, we got a
Speaker 19: little too drunk. I was working on a farm at
Speaker 19: the time or a ranch at the time, and we
Speaker 19: ride a rodeo the local Broncos, and we went out
Speaker 19: and tried to saddle horse them, know, like bareback saddle
Speaker 19: horse jump on him.
Speaker 4: And I got kicked in the face by a horse.
Speaker 4: So I'd say it was a successful night, successful drunk.
Speaker 3: Getting he kicked by.
Speaker 19: Horse, Like, you know, horseshoes are good luck getting kicked
Speaker 19: in the face by a horse with a horseshoe that's
Speaker 19: even better luck.
Speaker 3: I've never heard such a positive person.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it makes me want to go down to the
Speaker 5: local farm after the shows.
Speaker 4: Died get kicked around a little bit for luck.
Speaker 3: I did not see that story ending poorly for.
Speaker 4: Him, just like you didn't see that coming.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, brain damage, he amazingly like responded very well afterward.
Speaker 4: It's good for him. What you're doing in Octoberfest.
Speaker 21: I'm about to meet up with a quick little sexy
Speaker 21: Satin mommy or right, Latin mommy.
Speaker 4: Satin mommy sounds kind of nice. She's from New Orleans,
Speaker 4: so she's like silkier than softer than usual.
Speaker 21: He got the Saint of New Orleans. But she's still
Speaker 21: on Mommy, like this spanning beauty that she is, oh
Speaker 21: so not Latin. She's sad and sad mommy.
Speaker 4: I like that. Bro, you're smooth. By the way. You're
Speaker 4: a very tall man. You're leaning down to talk to me.
Speaker 21: I appreciate that I'm not the best looking man, but
Speaker 21: at the end of the day, my height does make
Speaker 21: up for my looks.
Speaker 4: You're tall, dark and handsome.
Speaker 21: But at the end of the day, my roster is
Speaker 21: full of only fans and strippers.
Speaker 9: Oh so wait, Alexis really likes you, bro.
Speaker 4: My friend right here is looking at you, Alexis. White
Speaker 4: girls are played out, but thank you. It means no,
Speaker 4: she's never been rejected.
Speaker 5: She doesn't know what he's like.
Speaker 3: I still didn't hear enough.
Speaker 5: I ain't about all that into me.
Speaker 8: I appreciated Jose's rejection interpretation.
Speaker 14: I looked at Alexis and I'm like, oh, poor girl
Speaker 14: doesn't know what's happening.
Speaker 4: Yeah, just to be normal.
Speaker 5: Just from the cheer that we heard half way through
Speaker 5: the segment, I believe Alexis had no clue what was
Speaker 5: going on.
Speaker 11: You know, you're tall.
Speaker 4: It's what you're doing.
Speaker 5: At Octoberfest, where Jose and Alexis went down to the
Speaker 5: local beer celebration to ask the people a simple.
Speaker 4: Question, what you do in october Fest? You know, I'm
Speaker 4: just here to peep the scene. Honestly, I'll try and
Speaker 4: perform here. If anything, Do you perform here and there?
Speaker 19: You know, I got a little thing going on, a
Speaker 19: little underground artist type.
Speaker 4: Wait, what makes you underground? Because nobody knows me. Nobody
Speaker 4: knows me.
Speaker 3: Okay, well we're on radio right now, we can make
Speaker 3: you known.
Speaker 4: We at the fest hosing best dress. Okay, where's my quest?
Speaker 3: That's it?
Speaker 4: Wait, that's it again. I'm an underground artist and I
Speaker 4: wonder why. I mean, I don't know if you're an opener,
Speaker 4: but but if you share up at the sky?
Speaker 3: Okay, then what what?
Speaker 4: Did never tell a lie? But I do? All right,
Speaker 4: all right, I'm a dog Scooby dude. All right, this
Speaker 4: could go on there.
Speaker 11: Yep.
Speaker 8: You know, if Alexis thinks your rap game is bad, it's.
Speaker 5: Really Why is it that whenever white guys drink after
Speaker 5: one beer they all.
Speaker 4: Think that they're eminem? I know they'll start freestyling a
Speaker 4: question for you, Jeff.
Speaker 3: We don't have the answer for you.
Speaker 4: Not eminem. Diana Ross.
Speaker 3: Maybe that's a different story.
Speaker 19: What you're doing at Octoberfest drinking?
Speaker 4: Drinking? Hey, okay, you don't seem drunk at all.
Speaker 8: I actually had two martinis before this and two coronas,
Speaker 8: so you sound fine.
Speaker 4: You have a crazy high tolerance. I do, and I
Speaker 4: just graduated college.
Speaker 22: We all lived together in a sorority for two years
Speaker 22: in a house with one hundred girls day and we
Speaker 22: went out. I would say four to five nights a week,
Speaker 22: and like any given night, there's some crazy stuff happening.
Speaker 4: Does anybody know anything about Germany? Or we went to Berlin?
Speaker 4: So tell me one fact, can't scorpios? I didn't ask that.
Speaker 4: Tell me your fact about Germany? Please?
Speaker 1: Wait?
Speaker 11: Guess what?
Speaker 3: We have the same birthday and we're best friends.
Speaker 4: What's it like talking to a table full of Alexises.
Speaker 4: I'm not interesting, I am. I'm an aquariums.
Speaker 8: I lived in a sobrity and that was annoying.
Speaker 4: You don't miss college at all?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think I was in a different house. I
Speaker 3: don't think we're probably as pretty as they were.
Speaker 4: No argument. They didn't let them go out twice. That
Speaker 4: was what you're doing at october.
Speaker 11: Fest, freaking Jeffrey. In the morning, we've.
Speaker 5: Got Marianne on the phone, who says her favorite season
Speaker 5: is the fall.
Speaker 4: I think a lot of people agree.
Speaker 5: She hates the summer because she hates swearing bikinis, but
Speaker 5: she loves the fall because she can put on her
Speaker 5: cool fall sweaters and her favorite is her black.
Speaker 4: Sweater with white polka dots.
Speaker 8: You asked her a lot of questions before we got
Speaker 8: her on the phone, because.
Speaker 5: We're fall kindred skis, I said Marianne at the top
Speaker 5: of the segment, but everybody was on their phones.
Speaker 9: Yeah, I wasn't ready to start.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I know we're on live radio, everybody. We got
Speaker 4: to do this.
Speaker 13: Mary Anne, Hello, good morning.
Speaker 3: Oh Mariott, are you wearing the sweater now?
Speaker 1: I'm wearing a blue sweater?
Speaker 11: Oh?
Speaker 4: Right, is blue like a lucky color man.
Speaker 1: It's very flattering on me.
Speaker 3: My chest and sweater.
Speaker 5: Brook is wearing a black blanket today, so I'm not
Speaker 5: even joking. It's literally like a black plush boy whatever,
Speaker 5: the laziest thing that you could wear.
Speaker 4: That's what she has on right now. So we're going
Speaker 4: to have.
Speaker 5: Her leave, and Marianne, you know how the game works.
Speaker 5: He got thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
Speaker 5: If you don't know when, you could say past. But
Speaker 5: do you have to beat broke out right to win?
Speaker 4: Are you ready?
Speaker 13: I'm ready?
Speaker 5: All right, good luck. Your time starts now. October is
Speaker 5: National Popcorn Month. Popcorn spokesperson Orville Reddenbacher was a real person.
Speaker 4: True or false?
Speaker 10: True?
Speaker 4: What word is both?
Speaker 5: A computer programming language, and a term for coffee in
Speaker 5: which Olympic sport? Would you be judged on your pike
Speaker 5: and your jackknife? What fast food chain uses the slogan
Speaker 5: have it your way? Well, I'm not gonna do that
Speaker 5: last the next question, so that will give you credit
Speaker 5: for the previous one. Let's give her that one. A
Speaker 5: Brook's gonna come back into the studio. And little fun
Speaker 5: fact about Mary Anne is apparently she has a pet
Speaker 5: love bird named Jarvis Mary, and you just get.
Speaker 6: Better and better.
Speaker 13: Yes, it's a love bird and it likes to laugh
Speaker 13: when here's laugh.
Speaker 4: No, yeah, stop it. Oh, I want to meet him.
Speaker 9: Is it a talking bird?
Speaker 4: I don't know a lot about lovebirds.
Speaker 15: Uh no, they really can't speak, but they can mimic sounds.
Speaker 3: And oh my god, that is so funny.
Speaker 14: I follow a couple of birds online and that's been
Speaker 14: my new option.
Speaker 4: Would I buy a bird day?
Speaker 12: Talk to you all the time?
Speaker 5: Sure, there's enough laughter that happens in your apartment, and
Speaker 5: I don't know how there.
Speaker 4: Should be anymore, And myself.
Speaker 8: I really am He's like, no, you're fuddy, don't I's funny, No,
Speaker 8: you're funny.
Speaker 4: You're just repeating what I'm saying. Maybe it'd be good
Speaker 4: for you. Brook.
Speaker 5: You're up, You're ready, Yeah, your time starts now. October
Speaker 5: is National Popcorn month. Popcorn spokesperson Orville Reddenbacher was a
Speaker 5: real person.
Speaker 4: True or false?
Speaker 18: True?
Speaker 5: What word is both a computer programming language and a
Speaker 5: term for coffee?
Speaker 3: Coffee?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 10: Past?
Speaker 5: In which Olympic sport would you be judged on your
Speaker 5: pike and your jackknife?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 3: Diving?
Speaker 5: What fast food chain uses the slogan have it your way,
Speaker 5: have it your BK when referring to computer memory. How
Speaker 5: many bits are in a bite?
Speaker 3: A bit has thirty two?
Speaker 4: I know solid guess. I don't know what I would
Speaker 4: have gone. But let's go over the scoreboard and see
Speaker 4: how you bolted with jose.
Speaker 1: Hey, there's something you don't see in a toilet every daylonios.
Speaker 4: And then I'd bring my parrot over and it'd be like,
Speaker 4: you know, you.
Speaker 8: Look at Maryanne with your love bird and your sweater.
Speaker 4: You got to correct today?
Speaker 3: Oh oh that's all.
Speaker 4: Right, that's a decent score.
Speaker 9: It wasn't bad and work you got three?
Speaker 3: Just there, how you love bird.
Speaker 4: It's going to be crying, sorry, Marianne.
Speaker 5: Let's go over the answers for everybody in October it's
Speaker 5: National popcorn month. Or Phil Reddenbacher. He was a real person,
Speaker 5: an American food scientist who lived to be eighty eight
Speaker 5: years old.
Speaker 4: I never even thought of what name? Yeah, totally.
Speaker 5: What word is both a computer programming language and a
Speaker 5: turn for coffee java.
Speaker 3: It's like lattape mocha.
Speaker 4: Rappuccino. In which Olympic sport? Would you be judged on
Speaker 4: your pike and your jackknife? That's in diving. Those are
Speaker 4: types of dives.
Speaker 5: The fast food chain that uses the slogan have at
Speaker 5: your ways Burger King and with computer memory, there are eight.
Speaker 4: Bits to one bite.
Speaker 5: Now, Marianne, Unfortunately we can't give you any money here,
Speaker 5: but just we're playing. You do win a fifty dollars
Speaker 5: gift card to melting Pot now through October twenty sixth,
Speaker 5: on Monday through Thursdays, Melting Pot is celebrating Octoberfest with
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Speaker 11: Thank you, Yeah, Mary, go.
Speaker 3: Tell your bird high for us.
Speaker 13: I will, and you know what, I beat you last time.
Speaker 13: So we're one and one alright.
Speaker 4: A rivalry is brewing all right?
Speaker 5: Back to Yas okay, thanks for playing, Mary Ann. We'll
Speaker 5: be back to do wind Brooks Bucks the same time tomorrow.
Speaker 11: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.