Speaker 1: We're already short on time, so we got to skip
Speaker 1: right to our fast hitting segment.
Speaker 2: Are there headlines.
Speaker 1: And only headlines where we just read the headline and
Speaker 1: give zero extra details about it? So first, a Mexican
Speaker 1: mother bravely shields her son as bear leaps on the
Speaker 1: picnic table to devour tacos and enchiladas. Oh to believe
Speaker 1: the bear may have been Brooke dressed in a grizzly costume.
Speaker 3: I do love anchiladas, that kid, didn't you? Yeah, I
Speaker 3: mean sauce.
Speaker 4: Investigation continues.
Speaker 1: What else is happening in the world? Applebee's infamous dollarita
Speaker 1: is back on the menu. It's a dollar margarita and
Speaker 1: it tastes like it too.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that sounds like a head a taste like coins.
Speaker 1: Meanwhile, a retirement community couple discovers a thief in their
Speaker 1: home Saturday after the husband told a joke and heard
Speaker 1: a laugh from upstairs.
Speaker 3: The thief is martial.
Speaker 5: The dad jokes apparently, I'm constantly yelling jokes for myself.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you would be the worst crook.
Speaker 1: Finally, in Animal News, Polly the anxious goat is only
Speaker 1: calm when she wears her duck costume.
Speaker 4: Pictures to show everybody.
Speaker 5: Oh, it's a fuzzy duck costume too, it looks like
Speaker 5: something that toddler would wear.
Speaker 1: How many costumes did it take for them to figure
Speaker 1: that out? But she's still anxious. Try the Darth Vader one,
Speaker 1: get out the Bumblebee outfit.
Speaker 4: Don't be cute too, still tense. Try the Missus Doubtfire costume.
Speaker 1: Animals dresses other animals is like my favorite thing on Hell.
Speaker 3: I know it's not as fun as humans dresses other humans.
Speaker 1: Those are your headlines and only headlines for the day.
Speaker 1: We're gonna move on to the shock collar questions and
Speaker 1: send it over to an anxious goat who's dressed up
Speaker 1: as our digital director Jake.
Speaker 4: Go ahead, goat, und eat the paper.
Speaker 6: Most people associate the month of October with pumpkin spice
Speaker 6: coffees and giant piles of Halloween andy.
Speaker 2: That Brooks stole from our own children.
Speaker 6: But there's something even sweeter to celebrate because it's National
Speaker 6: Cookie Month.
Speaker 3: All the sweet, So put.
Speaker 6: On your stretchy pants because we're gonna go around the
Speaker 6: room for a special sugar tipped chocolate dipped Pour yourself
Speaker 6: a glass of mood.
Speaker 2: Jude to dunk with and take a sip one and done.
Speaker 2: Shut colored. Question of the day, all right, we'll begin
Speaker 2: with Alexis.
Speaker 6: Alexis, the cookies that the Cookie Monster enjoys on Sesame
Speaker 6: Street are actually a different food that's painted to look
Speaker 6: like cookies. Is it a crispy tortillas? B rice cakes
Speaker 6: or c brooks leftover overcooked blue muld Burger patties from
Speaker 6: our morning show hangout last summer and they're so fresh
Speaker 6: because it's blue cheese.
Speaker 4: Somebody's gotta eat those.
Speaker 3: Cooked perfectly rice cakes. I feel like they would make
Speaker 3: a good crunch sound. They're the right shape.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I feel like would like crumble like you take
Speaker 5: a bite and then it kind of off.
Speaker 3: I mean, I guess they do fall when he eats some.
Speaker 1: But the Cookie Monster is Hispanic too, so you should
Speaker 1: keep that explain.
Speaker 5: I mean, we always think of tortilla chips in the
Speaker 5: triangle shapes, but if it's a whole tortilla like it
Speaker 5: like you get a tasta just so.
Speaker 3: Thin, Like it just seems too thin to be painted
Speaker 3: as a cookie.
Speaker 4: What do you think I'm going to go?
Speaker 3: Rice cakes?
Speaker 2: Alexis went with rice cakes. That is we're moving on
Speaker 2: to Jose.
Speaker 3: Monster was healthy this entire time.
Speaker 4: It's so laying.
Speaker 2: Yeah, healthy and Hispanic Jose.
Speaker 6: Famous Amos cookies were created by the original founder, Wally
Speaker 6: Amos in the nineteen seventies, before he turned them into
Speaker 6: a national brand. At first, Wallly used his cookies as
Speaker 6: a strategy to do what huh was it a avoid
Speaker 6: paying rent to his landlord? What blore people into his
Speaker 6: timeshare presentations? Or c convinced stars to sign up for
Speaker 6: his talent agency.
Speaker 5: Oh man, Wow, maybe that's why it's famous Amos because
Speaker 5: he was with the celebrities.
Speaker 4: Maybe he was like a socialize.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Maybe it wasn't his cookies that were famous, it was.
Speaker 1: His Or maybe he was famously scamming people out of
Speaker 1: thousands of dollars to sign them up.
Speaker 2: For time ships.
Speaker 5: Like they just couldn't resist the presentation because the song.
Speaker 2: I could see that.
Speaker 1: But the famous part he's famous for something.
Speaker 2: Maybe that's what it was.
Speaker 6: That's if you made the subject you're brilliant. Well you're
Speaker 6: brilliant no matter what, I'm gonna go with convincing stars
Speaker 6: to sign up for his talent agency.
Speaker 2: Jose went with talent agency.
Speaker 4: That is Yeah, that's why I.
Speaker 3: Need a new agent. I want one that has cookies.
Speaker 6: And all the Amos was originally a talent agent in
Speaker 6: the nineteen seventies and sent his cookies to convince stars
Speaker 6: like Simon and Garfunkle and Diana Ross to sign with
Speaker 6: his agency, and his French eventually convinced him to start
Speaker 6: a cookie company.
Speaker 2: Now we're back to Brook, Okay Brook.
Speaker 6: Each year around two hundred million Girl Scout cookies are sold,
Speaker 6: and by far thin mints are the number one top seller.
Speaker 6: But which cookie is number two? It's an a tag
Speaker 6: alongs B samoas or c butter me up little volcanoes
Speaker 6: of corn syrup.
Speaker 5: Well, I actually know that that last one is not
Speaker 5: a cookie.
Speaker 3: Okay, that's not a cookie.
Speaker 4: She knows too much, jac I.
Speaker 5: Literally all I want when the Girl Scout cookies come
Speaker 5: out is the Samoa's.
Speaker 3: Like I try the new ones and I and I.
Speaker 5: Love the new flavors that they got, but like, there
Speaker 5: is nothing that beats that one to me.
Speaker 2: Not everybody likes coconut.
Speaker 1: It doesn't bother you that the government puts microchips and
Speaker 1: all of the all the cookies to spy on us
Speaker 1: while we eat them.
Speaker 5: No really, you're so cute.
Speaker 4: Let your stomach be tapped by the government.
Speaker 3: That's Government's like, whoa Brook? What you putting in here? Yes,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna go with the samoas.
Speaker 2: Brook went with samoas.
Speaker 6: That is yea Samoa's is number two, third is tag
Speaker 6: alongs and four is dosy does Oh and that microchip
Speaker 6: thing is true? Yeah, program called Big Brothers and Little Sisters. Jeffrey,
Speaker 6: it's your turn back. In medieval Europe, a certain cookie
Speaker 6: was a favorite treat at festivals and fairs. By fifteen
Speaker 6: ninety eight, it was popular enough to be mentioned in
Speaker 6: a Shakespeare play. Oh was it a gingerbread? B macaroons
Speaker 6: or c cherry cola double stuff oreos?
Speaker 1: I don't think they had double stuff oreos yet. I
Speaker 1: think they were still doing just the single layers.
Speaker 3: Of oreos double stuffed.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm going between gingerbread or macaroons. Macaroons seem like
Speaker 1: such a classy cookie.
Speaker 4: French cookies. The French would definitely eat them at like
Speaker 4: high Court.
Speaker 5: I feel like gingerbread is like classics, not very sweet,
Speaker 5: and that's what they liked, you know, Like they were
Speaker 5: like a tiny bit of sugar and they're like this
Speaker 5: is amazing.
Speaker 6: And gingerbread and gingerbread houses have been around since.
Speaker 1: It's like the poor person's cookie back in the medieval times,
Speaker 1: like the common folks would eat it, and so that
Speaker 1: maybe that's why it would appeal to a Shakespeare play
Speaker 1: all like the people in the crowd be like, ooh,
Speaker 1: gingerbread gross, but I love it cookie.
Speaker 4: Let me go with gingerbread as the answer.
Speaker 6: Jeffrey went with gingerbread, and the quote reads, and I
Speaker 6: have but one penny in the world, thou shouldest have
Speaker 6: it to buy gingerbread?
Speaker 4: Did we all get our answers right?
Speaker 3: We know our cookie cookie royalty.
Speaker 1: We know our cookies, so we're safe from the shock. Instead,
Speaker 1: digital Jake is going to be singing Irreplaceable by Beyonce.
Speaker 3: Bring it, Jake, to the left, to the left, everything
Speaker 3: you're wrong in our box, to the left, in the closet,
Speaker 3: and that's my stuff you sip about it, please.
Speaker 4: Don't What a treat for us and the listeners.
Speaker 2: That was your shock.
Speaker 4: My question of the day. We got your phonesapp coming
Speaker 4: up in just a few minutes.
Speaker 3: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning