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Speaker 2: Good morning everybody. You are listening to the voice, Come
Speaker 2: on dig me now on and only Steve Harvey, Oh yeah, man,
Speaker 2: got a radio show. Do you understand that? I'm telling you?
Speaker 2: God been big in my life. God, God is a gentleman.
Speaker 7: You know.
Speaker 2: I want to I want to point that out to you.
Speaker 2: God is an absolute gentleman. He will not come in
Speaker 2: unless he's invited. He don't just barge into your life.
Speaker 2: He gives us the power of choice. You know. If
Speaker 2: you say you got it, I don't need you, he
Speaker 2: lets you have it. If you say I need you,
Speaker 2: come see about me.
Speaker 8: He right there. It's just a real simple thing, man.
Speaker 2: So always say to people this, if you've gotten yourself
Speaker 2: into something, and please know I have I.
Speaker 8: See that.
Speaker 2: That's why I'm so adamant about it because I've gotten
Speaker 2: myself in some circumstances and positions in my life.
Speaker 8: But I've been, I've been.
Speaker 2: I've had some low moments, man, I've had some moments
Speaker 2: where I did not know what to do. I didn't
Speaker 2: know what was next, I didn't know how to go
Speaker 2: about it. I didn't have no more ideas. I was stuck.
Speaker 2: I thought a couple of times, well might not make
Speaker 2: it past this one. But then if I don't make
Speaker 2: it past it, what's gonna happen? And then I held
Speaker 2: on to this little thing that my mother kept talking
Speaker 2: to me about. She said, sometimes some when you ain't
Speaker 2: got nothing else in you, just hope, she said, just
Speaker 2: hope it'll be all right, you know. And what I've
Speaker 2: learned in my life is that hope is the beginning
Speaker 2: of faith. Hope is just is there possibility out there
Speaker 2: for me? I show hope, something happened. See hope is okay, man,
Speaker 2: Because like I say, for me, the way I've lived
Speaker 2: my life, hope was the beginning of faith. It was
Speaker 2: just the idea. It's just the thought that something could
Speaker 2: change for me, that something could be a little bit
Speaker 2: different from me, that maybe, man, just maybe for some reason,
Speaker 2: I could be saved, I could be rescued, things could
Speaker 2: turn around, it could hit any other direction.
Speaker 8: Maybe I could quit messing up.
Speaker 2: Maybe somebody will forgive me, Maybe somebody will just say
Speaker 2: all right. I don't know, but I can't count the
Speaker 2: times I've been in that position. But then once I
Speaker 2: hope a little bit, and then I remember. Also my mother,
Speaker 2: because she was a Sunday school teacher, she taught me
Speaker 2: the most valuable lesson I've ever learned my life. Nothing
Speaker 2: has been greater in my life than my faith. She
Speaker 2: taught me to pray. Mama used to say, when it
Speaker 2: get real, dog for your son, prayer changes things. She said,
Speaker 2: When you seem like you lost and you can't find
Speaker 2: your way, stop and pray, she said, because prayer change
Speaker 2: is things. You know, when you get a point in
Speaker 2: your life when you've done all you can do and
Speaker 2: you can't do no more and you just don't know
Speaker 2: what to do next, she said, stop, son, pray and
Speaker 2: combine that prayer with that hope that you got. She said,
Speaker 2: because that hope is the beginning of faith. She said.
Speaker 2: If you pray just hoping, she said, to God come
Speaker 2: through for you. That'll give you confidence that he can
Speaker 2: do it again. And then after a while, you quit hoping,
Speaker 2: she saying, you start believing, she said, And that's when
Speaker 2: you're on to something. If you can turn that hope
Speaker 2: into belief, that hope into Faith's that's the ability to
Speaker 2: believe in something that you can't see. But the key though,
Speaker 2: the faith is you're believing in something that you can't see.
Speaker 7: See.
Speaker 2: Hoping a little bit different from me now, I'm pretty sure.
Speaker 2: Like I say, oftentimes to tell a lot of people
Speaker 2: who can explain this thing a lot better than I
Speaker 2: can to you, hope is just kind of I don't
Speaker 2: know how to I don't know how to say it,
Speaker 2: but I'm just telling you, hope is you're just hoping
Speaker 2: it work.
Speaker 7: Right.
Speaker 2: You just have a thought in your mind that you know, man,
Speaker 2: whoever you are, or whoever you are, whatever you are
Speaker 2: to me God, I show hope something change. Hope helps. Man.
Speaker 2: If you ain't strong enough to have faith, have hope hope,
Speaker 2: and then if you pray with some hope and God
Speaker 2: answers your prayer, then that hope gains a little confidence,
Speaker 2: and after a while that confidence becomes faith. Now theyin't
Speaker 2: just hoping, but I'm believing. I'm believing in something that
Speaker 2: I cannot see. Faith has been the key to my
Speaker 2: entire existence, even when I didn't have any It was faith,
Speaker 2: as I look back on it, that has gotten me here.
Speaker 2: And not just faith, but my faith. See, you will
Speaker 2: only get to where you're going in your life based
Speaker 2: on your faith.
Speaker 7: See.
Speaker 2: A lot of people get the word faith confused, like
Speaker 2: what's your faith? And then they start going down this
Speaker 2: whole list of all these different religions out here. But
Speaker 2: really an essence, man, when I talk to people about faith,
Speaker 2: I'm talking to you about your your belief. How much
Speaker 2: do you believe in the unseen?
Speaker 7: See?
Speaker 2: Faith is the core of all that is happening to
Speaker 2: me today. It is the faith that I have in
Speaker 2: my relationship with God that enables me to just oftentimes
Speaker 2: if I stay on the right course and believe a
Speaker 2: certain way and act a certain way, his blessings just poor.
Speaker 8: They just come. And it comes in a lot of
Speaker 8: little ways too. I've started to notice.
Speaker 2: See, it ain't just a lot of people think blessings
Speaker 2: is money, na, man, that ain't it.
Speaker 8: It's coverage.
Speaker 2: It's every time my plane lands safe, It's every time
Speaker 2: they predict bad weather and I get up in the
Speaker 2: sky and they don't be no bad weather. You know
Speaker 2: this is this is favor. These are blessings that get
Speaker 2: poured out to me. Somebody call me and offer me something,
Speaker 2: not money, but an opportunity. See, blessings come a lot
Speaker 2: of ways. But once you tie in to God, once
Speaker 2: you tie in and you start doing the best you
Speaker 2: can do, and you start asking for him to make
Speaker 2: you a better person, to help shape and mold you
Speaker 2: into the kind of man or person that he wants
Speaker 2: you to be.
Speaker 8: You be amazed what God can do with you.
Speaker 2: Man, if you just invite me in and allow him
Speaker 2: to be a part of your life. I mean, what
Speaker 2: you got to lose out there? Come on, why would
Speaker 2: you not change? Why would you not allow God to
Speaker 2: be a part of your life? God got some big
Speaker 2: plans for you. If he didn't, you wouldn't keep waking up.
Speaker 7: Show.
Speaker 2: Right here we go, ladies and gentlemen, the time has come.
Speaker 2: It's another day, a new day, new dollar, new dawning.
Speaker 2: However you want to look at it, but be grateful. Man.
Speaker 2: I was telling God this morning, I thank you man
Speaker 2: for everything. You know, even when I'm going through something.
Speaker 2: I thank him because I know he gonna get me
Speaker 2: through it. This too shall pass. Whatever it is is
Speaker 2: going on in your life, y'all, just know that this
Speaker 2: too shall pass. You got to keep the faith. Man.
Speaker 2: You gotta keep the faith and keep looking for the
Speaker 2: bright side because it's coming. Darkness don't last always. Sunshine
Speaker 2: don't either. So just understand, man, this too shall pass.
Speaker 2: Whatever's going down, that's gonna pass too. I'm good with it.
Speaker 2: Welcome to the Riode, y'all, Steve Harvey Morning Show. Shirley
Speaker 2: Strawberry callin for real Mississippi Monica Junior is still out
Speaker 2: today and the legend that is nephew Tommy Tommy.
Speaker 8: This is normally where I talk to Junior. You know
Speaker 8: I'm forcing it.
Speaker 2: See I saw, don't just be I'll be looking at
Speaker 2: him on this zoom. What is he doing?
Speaker 7: What is you folding them a blanket? It's it's a blanket.
Speaker 7: It's calling him. I thought it was a bad palace.
Speaker 7: What are you doing? I got a blanky put it
Speaker 7: wrong with y'all this morning?
Speaker 9: What?
Speaker 7: What's what?
Speaker 10: What is?
Speaker 2: You just woke up?
Speaker 1: You need the blanket? You just got out to be here.
Speaker 2: I need that blanket though, dog, I just got out
Speaker 2: that cold over hill.
Speaker 1: Jealous?
Speaker 2: Anything on your mind this morning?
Speaker 11: Man?
Speaker 8: Or is it just blank?
Speaker 9: You know?
Speaker 7: No, it ain't never blank, It's always something. Ain't never blank.
Speaker 2: Well, you know when people that claim to be stupid,
Speaker 2: when his whole thing is how stupid I am? You
Speaker 2: got to you gotta ask him questions because you don't know.
Speaker 2: M You know, you got to ask these people, these
Speaker 2: people like this is really gifted.
Speaker 7: Sometimes they might just go blak. You know, I got
Speaker 7: one for you. You know, I'm trying to turn over
Speaker 7: a new leaf and be a new guy, be a
Speaker 7: better person, you know, just just you know, a different walk.
Speaker 7: Let's just say that. Just being a little bit different. Now,
Speaker 7: that's what Tommy trying to do. But how do you
Speaker 7: let people know, don't let the new me get you
Speaker 7: so mixed up that the old me ain't still in there.
Speaker 7: I think they try to try me sometime since I
Speaker 7: hadn't changed, and I didn't told them I didn't changed,
Speaker 7: and I'm trying to walk a new walk. But then
Speaker 7: they try to test enact like that old person ain't
Speaker 7: still way down in there somewhere, like it ain't gonna
Speaker 7: come out. But I'm trying so hard, so hard to
Speaker 7: keep that old one locked down.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I faced that all the time myself. You know,
Speaker 2: you want to have this new walk in this new way,
Speaker 2: and you inform people about it in there and they
Speaker 2: try to take advantage of it then and you got to.
Speaker 1: You know, I just got to say, try Jesus not me.
Speaker 2: You know, I was reading the scripture one day. I've
Speaker 2: read it before, but they said that's none perfect, no,
Speaker 2: not one. Mm hmm. That pretty much cleared it up
Speaker 2: for me. It's all I needed to.
Speaker 7: Know, what the ass or not. That's really what I'm
Speaker 7: trying to ask you.
Speaker 2: Well, what I'm trying to say is that none perfect, no,
Speaker 2: not one. So what does we keep trying for this
Speaker 2: perfection for? It's not gonna happen. So I'll say, go
Speaker 2: on and slap on my ass for forgiveness and get
Speaker 2: back on track. That's what I did, Dog, I just
Speaker 2: gonna let you have it. Then I asked the Lord
Speaker 2: for forgiveness. I get back on track. Welcome to the
Speaker 2: Steve Hawk Morning Show.
Speaker 1: Yeah, coming up in thirty two minutes after the hour,
Speaker 1: we'll hear from the nephew. Is he runs that prank
Speaker 1: back right after this cry Jesus, you're listening hard morning show.
Speaker 1: It is time now for the nephew to run that
Speaker 1: prank back. What you got for his nep.
Speaker 7: This right here is my roommate, Benny. My roommate Benny. Okay,
Speaker 7: y'all don't know nothing about Benny. Bennie happens to be
Speaker 7: a Let's go catch my roommate, m Sweet the Devin.
Speaker 10: Yeah see Okay, Hey man, this is Chris, I live above.
Speaker 10: You ain't ever met you before, but you you you
Speaker 10: if you've been calling the leasing office about uh, complaining
Speaker 10: on me about I'm making too much noise away?
Speaker 11: Yeah, man, I'm not bad, brouh. I was trying to
Speaker 11: catch you, man. I could never Uh, I could never
Speaker 11: catch you at home.
Speaker 9: Man.
Speaker 10: It's just like you know, bro, I work at night.
Speaker 10: I work at night.
Speaker 11: Yeah. Yeah, you're saying. I said I work in a day,
Speaker 11: but I can't sleep at night, bro, cause I don't
Speaker 11: know what's going on in your apartment. I'm saying, I
Speaker 11: ain't trying to be in your business. I'm not trying
Speaker 11: to be in your business.
Speaker 9: Player.
Speaker 11: I just can't get sleep at night, man, because it's
Speaker 11: been a lot of noise, a lot of noise, a
Speaker 11: lot of talking, and what you do is your business.
Speaker 10: Bro.
Speaker 11: I'm just saying, man, please, man.
Speaker 10: But you ain't have to go to the leasing office. Man,
Speaker 10: all you had to do. You know what's all thatt me?
Speaker 10: You ain't. You know they got me written up like
Speaker 10: you know, one more complain on me, they gonna put
Speaker 10: me out of something.
Speaker 11: Well. Yeah, Now, like I said, I was trying to
Speaker 11: get I was trying to find you. You know what
Speaker 11: I'm saying. But I guess we miss each other because
Speaker 11: you work at night, not work in to day. So
Speaker 11: you know when you going, I'm coming and when I'm
Speaker 11: coming you gone. You're saying, Brian's trying to start us.
Speaker 11: I'm just trying to, you know, go to work and
Speaker 11: pay my pay my bills.
Speaker 10: Man, I'll be at work at night.
Speaker 11: Man.
Speaker 10: You know what I'm saying. I'm trying to get my
Speaker 10: hustle on like you trying to.
Speaker 11: Get to us doing hold on, hold on, okay, okay,
Speaker 11: let's make it make sense.
Speaker 4: Bruh.
Speaker 11: If you at working night, somebody in your somebody in
Speaker 11: your apartment talking loud and them keeping me up square business.
Speaker 10: Okay, you got a roommate. If I'm nothing, I ain't
Speaker 10: got no roommate.
Speaker 11: Man, Benny, somebody in there talking loud, holding a conversation.
Speaker 11: It's like two people in there talking loud every night.
Speaker 10: And no, that's brother Benny. Man Benny be talking.
Speaker 11: Okay, you say you ain't got no room mate. Who
Speaker 11: who is Benny? Who is Benny?
Speaker 10: Benny is my bird my parents? That's Benny Be talking like.
Speaker 11: Man, stop me, die listen mine, why why wait a minute?
Speaker 11: You're trying to tell.
Speaker 10: Me a bird that was journey man. I don't have
Speaker 10: bity ten years. That's my bird.
Speaker 11: Byrn don't even live at long. So so now I'm
Speaker 11: up at night, I'm at to work because because a
Speaker 11: bird that's what you want. That that's what you called
Speaker 11: me to tell me.
Speaker 10: I called you to tell you. You ain't gotta be
Speaker 10: putting these complaints on me. Man, It's like, but I'm not.
Speaker 10: I'm going that night. That's Benny talking. Man. Then Betty
Speaker 10: in tell Barry nold on No, Penny, wait a minute.
Speaker 11: Hey, look, I'm telling you, now do something with the
Speaker 11: Byrn then or that gonna be some consequences and repercussions.
Speaker 11: I'm talking about some fried chicken rounding.
Speaker 10: Ain't man plenty is like a family member to me?
Speaker 11: Bird too, can saund the chicken on the call Flake
Speaker 11: box Kentucky Chicken churches all that?
Speaker 10: Brid Hey man, you don't tell me nothing bad about
Speaker 10: my bird? Okay, brother, you know what, Maybe me and
Speaker 10: you need to square off in front of each other
Speaker 10: because you don't you don't disrespect Benny Man.
Speaker 11: All right, all right, you tank you some al right,
Speaker 11: all right? I bet that be on my table when
Speaker 11: I get home. If it's a word, then I bet
Speaker 11: that to be all my gonna table.
Speaker 10: Man, ain't not from the city and disrespect me and
Speaker 10: try to tell me what you're gonna do to my bird.
Speaker 10: But you ain't gonna do nothing stupid to Benny.
Speaker 11: Tell you what I tell you? What see you can
Speaker 11: date you a hound right now? What you gonna work tonight?
Speaker 11: I bet you bet it. I'll bet that tomorrow. I
Speaker 11: bet you we be fingling looking good tomorrow.
Speaker 10: Man, Man, hold on a minute, man, wait a minute. Dog,
Speaker 10: what you can't do and start talking about what you're
Speaker 10: gonna do to my bird now? And told you you
Speaker 10: found for going to the listen office calling me out,
Speaker 10: and now you're on the phone. I'm trying to work
Speaker 10: this out with you, and now you you ain't hand
Speaker 10: work right now.
Speaker 11: First time you you call me and tell me that
Speaker 11: it's a bird holding a conversation with itself, I'm I'm.
Speaker 9: A stupid right now.
Speaker 11: See, I'm on the stupid to even continue on this conversation.
Speaker 11: I'm why it's.
Speaker 9: Telling me out?
Speaker 11: Why to night?
Speaker 10: Are you serious? Man? Man? Live you on some in
Speaker 10: RUMs or something.
Speaker 11: Say man, listen, bruh, listen whatever it is. If it's
Speaker 11: a bird or recording, whatever it is, you gotta do
Speaker 11: something with the bird. Man, I'm gonna be sowing sauted.
Speaker 11: If this is a bird, I'm really a bird.
Speaker 10: It's spinny, man, it's spinny.
Speaker 11: You know.
Speaker 10: All you have to do is come to me and
Speaker 10: we could have held this like me. Hold on, hold on,
Speaker 10: hold on.
Speaker 11: Okay, okay, okay, we gonna have it like me. And then,
Speaker 11: first off, least in office wouldn't give me your name?
Speaker 11: What's your name?
Speaker 10: My name? Chris?
Speaker 11: Okay, Chris, I'm different. There we go, there we go. Listen, dolls.
Speaker 11: I ain't for the past three months, you know what
Speaker 11: I'm saying, I ain't really been getting no sleep. Because
Speaker 11: of this bird. You say, it's a bird. I don't
Speaker 11: believe that. But a bird, a bird?
Speaker 10: Come on, dow, that's going forward the bird for ten years?
Speaker 11: Well, look, take the work what it is. I don't care.
Speaker 11: Figure something out, but whatever going on up there with
Speaker 11: you and your bird need to come to an immediate
Speaker 11: house or it's gonna be something doubt.
Speaker 10: Hey man, hey man. What you can't do is threaten
Speaker 10: me by what's going on in my household.
Speaker 11: Man, look here, you and Bennie, Bennie, Lennie, whatever the
Speaker 11: name is, you need to do something and with that,
Speaker 11: that's gonna be some real show. Now, why not going
Speaker 11: back and forth with you about this? You keep telling
Speaker 11: me something about a bar.
Speaker 10: It's a bird. What's the problem with it? What's the
Speaker 10: problem understanding that people have pet birds?
Speaker 11: Say man, I don't give them if you have a
Speaker 11: pet bird. But really, this talk all night long?
Speaker 9: How do you? How do you?
Speaker 2: How do you?
Speaker 9: Never come?
Speaker 11: Don't never shut up.
Speaker 10: I'll tell you what I'll tell you what Benny told
Speaker 10: me to tell you, though, God, I'll tell you what
Speaker 10: Benny told me.
Speaker 9: Wait wait wait.
Speaker 11: Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait White Chris White,
Speaker 11: White brother I don't want to hear what no bird
Speaker 11: told you to tell me?
Speaker 10: Can I tell you what Benny told me to tell you?
Speaker 2: What?
Speaker 11: What? What the Benny that.
Speaker 10: Told me to tell you this? That? This is nephew
Speaker 10: Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got
Speaker 10: pranked by your boy, Sean. Did I get your man?
Speaker 11: Got me? You got it? Man? That guy, I'm gonna
Speaker 11: get it. I'm gonna get it. I'mnna have to. I'm
Speaker 11: gonna have to wait for this dude, get out and
Speaker 11: talk to him. I don't talk so much this shoot
Speaker 11: about this policy burn. I don't know what's the stand up? Man.
Speaker 11: I may God, I'll be up all night and I'm
Speaker 11: saying I'm missing I'm missing my sleep, I'm missing what
Speaker 11: I'm saying. I'm missing y'all in the morning because I'm
Speaker 11: proudly hitting the snool.
Speaker 10: But I got one more thing to ask you. What
Speaker 10: is what is the baddest I'm talking about the baddest
Speaker 10: radio show in the lane?
Speaker 11: Man, Steve Waller Morning Show, We never.
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Speaker 1: we'll talk about all of these stories at the top
Speaker 1: of the hour, but right now it is time to
Speaker 1: ask the Clodyan Monroe says, my boss and my best
Speaker 1: friend had sex, and I know for a fact that
Speaker 1: my boss is also messing around with one of my coworkers.
Speaker 1: My husband's think. My husband thinks I should tell my friend,
Speaker 1: but I will not because it's her karma for cheating
Speaker 1: on her husband. Now, am I right or wrong?
Speaker 2: Well, I'm surprised your husband wants to be in the
Speaker 2: go busting business. You know, most men stay out of that.
Speaker 2: But you know you've probably married to a little telling
Speaker 2: the tissue, du so, I think you should follow your host,
Speaker 2: you know, I think you should follow your heart and
Speaker 2: do what you say. Do so you know, people always
Speaker 2: want to get in somebody's business, Ain't it ain't your business? Bro,
Speaker 2: It's hard enough. Just do you man? Okay, all right, Sherman,
Speaker 2: to be careful with that word. It's Calma, y'all. Don't
Speaker 2: know what comma is, y'all. Ain't passing out this thing
Speaker 2: called calma, y'all.
Speaker 5: Can't.
Speaker 2: You can't do that to people. You You don't do that.
Speaker 7: People kill me?
Speaker 2: You like, can people be talking about you got camma
Speaker 2: for what you did when you was twenty seven? You think,
Speaker 2: take God forty years and show me something.
Speaker 7: What if that was it?
Speaker 2: I wouldn't even know what I'm getting?
Speaker 12: What fault?
Speaker 2: I usually get my lessons right. I usually get my
Speaker 2: lessons as I go right. I know right away what's wrong? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: all right?
Speaker 1: Well, moving on to Sherman in Long Island. Sherman says,
Speaker 1: my ex wife is still living in our home that's
Speaker 1: up for sale, and when we got a great offer
Speaker 1: on the house, she rejected it. Meanwhile, I have to
Speaker 1: pay half the mortgage. Would I be wrong to go
Speaker 1: over there regularly to use the home gym I built?
Speaker 2: Oh bruh, Just let that go. You can go over there,
Speaker 2: but y'all going tit for tat. Listen to me. I've
Speaker 2: been in this one before, really didn't want to sell it.
Speaker 2: Great offer still see she making you pay. What you're
Speaker 2: not finna do is go off live your life, skippy dippy,
Speaker 2: and then just think you finnah, just get this money
Speaker 2: and go do what you want to do. Now she
Speaker 2: gonna keep living in it and keep making you pay.
Speaker 2: That's what this is all about. She took a great offering.
Speaker 2: Now you wanna go over to the gym? All right?
Speaker 8: Mess around, Bill.
Speaker 1: Upstad are together?
Speaker 2: Uh huh Yeah, mission accomplished. Yeah, then she gonna then
Speaker 2: she gonna take a picture you sleep and send it
Speaker 2: to your new girl and guy about the morrow as
Speaker 2: we laid. Get out of that dog, get out. Don't
Speaker 2: go to that gym. I tell you they write songs
Speaker 2: about this stuff. Charlie Murdoch, be up in your head, tell.
Speaker 7: You all right.
Speaker 1: Moving on to Weeda in Oxford, Wheta writes, one of
Speaker 1: my coworkers brings the funkiest food for lunch, and the
Speaker 1: whole office smells after she heats up her food. A
Speaker 1: group of us took the microwave and hid it in
Speaker 1: a closet. She thinks I did it? Do I tell
Speaker 1: on everybody or just put it back to keep the peace?
Speaker 2: Well you did do it? He come talking about we
Speaker 2: took the microwave. She know you did it?
Speaker 1: Weed, group of them did it? Yeah?
Speaker 2: First of all, your name Weeda, You too old be
Speaker 2: doing stuff like that. And nobody name.
Speaker 7: All the names.
Speaker 2: It rhyme with his old Wheeda, Freedom, Sharquito, Chuckita like
Speaker 2: a banetta. About this.
Speaker 13: Quita?
Speaker 1: You know more quitoqua.
Speaker 2: So y'all put and then see this lady properly from
Speaker 2: see when people heat up foods, you are familiar with
Speaker 2: they from somewhere else. And when I lived in Los Angeles,
Speaker 2: man I lived with these lived in a building that
Speaker 2: had a lot of Iranian people in it. And man,
Speaker 2: I don't know what they was cooking. But on Fridays, no, God,
Speaker 2: you couldn't walk in the buildings.
Speaker 1: I thought.
Speaker 2: I thought on Fridays it was sugar honey, ice tea
Speaker 2: in the hallway day I just thought, of you know somebody,
Speaker 2: just I just I just I just I just I
Speaker 2: just I didn't know what was happening on Fridays with
Speaker 2: these people. And you know they all be walking down
Speaker 2: the hall with their little dish, shit it with one another.
Speaker 7: And but you think that was what was that?
Speaker 2: Well? I know what it was because I asked one
Speaker 2: time because I couldn't take it.
Speaker 8: Was mutton mutting mutton. Yeah, they too. They be sharing mutton.
Speaker 8: If you ever cooked mutton.
Speaker 2: Could mercy mutton. It's right after chitlings, right after the
Speaker 2: chip mutton.
Speaker 8: Ain't no jokes.
Speaker 2: Man, it's game may yeah, right after chitlings. Nothing tops chitling.
Speaker 2: Chitling's just the ultimate attack.
Speaker 8: I don't care who you are.
Speaker 1: ChIL is flashy.
Speaker 7: If you can beat chitness, that's that's pretty.
Speaker 14: What is the lady supposed to do about the microwave
Speaker 14: at the job?
Speaker 7: Who would a way? Yeah? Just put it back.
Speaker 2: Y'all got to this lady heat her food up?
Speaker 8: Oh you to get rid of the microwaven. Don't nobody
Speaker 8: heat it.
Speaker 2: But y'all can't put it in the closet and hide
Speaker 2: it from this lady. She got to heat up her mutton.
Speaker 2: Y'all messing up now.
Speaker 1: He just said it was some monky food, all right?
Speaker 1: Last one, Steve, This is Keana in high court. A
Speaker 1: high point Keanna says, I caught my son's father at
Speaker 1: another lady's house overnight. She does braids, and he said
Speaker 1: he was getting his hair braided, and he was drinking
Speaker 1: and passed out over there. Am I supposed to believe
Speaker 1: that when only half his head was braided?
Speaker 2: Well, he told you he got drunk and passed out.
Speaker 2: It's hard to braid your other half your hair when
Speaker 2: you laying down. But how you at the braid lady
Speaker 2: house drinking and falling asleep? I was right, he was
Speaker 2: getting his hair braided, and he got drunk and fell asleep.
Speaker 2: He's doing anything else that happened. He ain't told you
Speaker 2: none of it. But the true part is he got
Speaker 2: half his hair braid.
Speaker 8: He he did start.
Speaker 2: But if you sitting between somebody legs, yes, lord, come on?
Speaker 2: And what it's hard.
Speaker 1: Not to fall asleep? What? What do you think sit there.
Speaker 2: Between somebody legs unless it's green hairs?
Speaker 7: Have gwen hair gray.
Speaker 2: Like she braided my hair? Is you just sit there?
Speaker 9: What?
Speaker 13: Why so different?
Speaker 7: Gwen was big?
Speaker 2: You know, she squaw she squeezed between her thigh. You
Speaker 2: couldn't call it breathe she graded you had way too tight.
Speaker 2: I just looked surprised the whole.
Speaker 9: Man.
Speaker 2: It just looked like I was saying, hunh surprised. Yeah, Gwen,
Speaker 2: Gwen to bread. So yeah, that's all. He fell asleep.
Speaker 2: You know, you got drunk. But that's a lot of
Speaker 2: different activity going on other than hair braiden. It's all.
Speaker 1: That's what she's asking.
Speaker 2: Question, Yes, what is your drink? In fulk what is
Speaker 2: the drink? And that he shouldn't do on on, I
Speaker 2: get your hand all.
Speaker 1: Right, coming up, thank you, Colo, coming up at the
Speaker 1: top of the hour. We'll have some entertainment news for
Speaker 1: you right after this. You're listening Hardy Morning Show. Well
Speaker 1: twenty years after retiring from the NBA, Michael Jordan continues
Speaker 1: to make massive amounts of money. According to Forbes magazine,
Speaker 1: Michael is worth three billion dollars, making him one of
Speaker 1: the country's four hundred richest people and and the first
Speaker 1: professional athlete to ever make the list. Michael made the
Speaker 1: leap to number three seventy nine after selling his steak
Speaker 1: in the Charlotte Hornets a few months ago. He bought
Speaker 1: the majority steak in the team back in twenty ten
Speaker 1: for one hundred and seventy five million dollars and sold
Speaker 1: it in June this past June for three billion dollars. Wow, congratulations,
Speaker 1: he yeah, topping the list again.
Speaker 8: Of course, I sell this radio show for way lest.
Speaker 5: Billion?
Speaker 2: How much show we list.
Speaker 1: Any takers? How much Steve Michael could buy it?
Speaker 2: How much you think I'll sell this one?
Speaker 1: One hundred million?
Speaker 2: God, y'allques speaking to me? The attitude, y'all A hand
Speaker 2: with me though.
Speaker 1: Topping the list again is Tesla and space X CEO
Speaker 1: Elon Musk, with an estimated network net worth of two
Speaker 1: hundred and fifty one billion dollars. So he's number one.
Speaker 1: He's got two hundred and fifty one billion dollars, Elon Musk,
Speaker 1: number two. You know who number two is, right, Steve?
Speaker 1: Jeff Bezos one hundred and sixty one billion.
Speaker 2: I don't know any people you know who?
Speaker 1: You don't know Jeff? You know Jeff Bezos?
Speaker 2: I know of him?
Speaker 8: Never met?
Speaker 1: Oh you never met?
Speaker 2: Never met? Don't what we're gonna talk about? Money? Maybe
Speaker 2: a short conversation.
Speaker 1: Donald Trump is not on that list due to his
Speaker 1: current trial. Leticia James.
Speaker 2: Donald is not on the list. Donald Trump doesn't have
Speaker 2: the money, y'all, man.
Speaker 1: He doesn't try to make it STU, Yeah, he tried
Speaker 1: to trick us.
Speaker 7: Yep.
Speaker 1: Well, Leticia James, the Attorney General of New York State,
Speaker 1: is seeking two hundred and fifty million and professional penalties
Speaker 1: against defendants, including Trump and his adult sons. Also in
Speaker 1: entertainment news, Paris Fashion Weeks bring in Summer of twenty
Speaker 1: twenty four collection shows ended with many surprise celebrities walking
Speaker 1: the runways and attending the fashion shows and the parties.
Speaker 1: Angela Bassett was their z daya Usher, Kelly Rowland, Issa Ray,
Speaker 1: and Lori Harvey.
Speaker 13: Just to name a few.
Speaker 1: However, did you see on social media social media Anna
Speaker 1: the Tour one Tour? You know she's Vogue's boss. Well, anyway,
Speaker 1: she shaded Kim Kardashian at the Victoria Beckham show, where
Speaker 1: it has it that Anna was really mad at Kim
Speaker 1: for being super late to the show and that delayed
Speaker 1: the start of the show. So when Kim came in,
Speaker 1: she spoke to everyone, but Anna went tour just acted
Speaker 1: like Kim didn't exist at that moment.
Speaker 2: All the way around.
Speaker 14: Me, she just yeah, no, may I said, okay, yeah yeah.
Speaker 1: Did you guys like any of the spring look creations
Speaker 1: from Louis Vatan Steve, did you see any.
Speaker 7: Of those, Tom, I'm not wearing a skirt that design
Speaker 7: skirt had on us had on the skirt and he
Speaker 7: had a Louis Verton outfit on, had a shirt on
Speaker 7: the top to it. Yeah. I just, I just don't
Speaker 7: think I'm the skirt guy. I just I'm not wearing
Speaker 7: no damn skirt.
Speaker 2: I'm not. I'm not either.
Speaker 8: I ain't with that. Y'all can take that new fashion
Speaker 8: on somewhere else.
Speaker 7: That ain't mean.
Speaker 2: Let's be who we are, what we need to wear
Speaker 2: a skirt from?
Speaker 1: We're pants. So you know they're trying to, you know,
Speaker 1: mix it up.
Speaker 8: Women have women.
Speaker 2: Women have way more fashion options. Women's women's fashions change
Speaker 2: more often than do men.
Speaker 8: We have no business and skirts.
Speaker 7: I'm not wearing no skirts, no halter, no thumb. I'm
Speaker 7: not doing it.
Speaker 1: I would pay money to see you in in a halter, though,
Speaker 1: I would tell you.
Speaker 7: See me at a But Beyonce, I got a whole
Speaker 7: jogging outfit on.
Speaker 1: Its silver. It's gonna be silver, though I bet it.
Speaker 7: Could be silver. There's a whole warm up.
Speaker 1: You have seen alters no well speaking of Paris. You know,
Speaker 1: this bedbug crisis is out of control over there. Yeah.
Speaker 1: The Deputy mayor of Paris announced that quote, no one
Speaker 1: was safe. What's going on in Paris? What's happening? Bed
Speaker 1: Bugs are everywhere. They're at movie theaters, metro trains. City
Speaker 1: officials are trying to get this problem under control before
Speaker 1: the twenty twenty four Paris Olympics.
Speaker 8: What y'all got fire?
Speaker 1: I got fired?
Speaker 2: Yeah, y'all got to some fire. Y'all gotta start burning
Speaker 2: some stuff down, that's all. Just like they like roaches.
Speaker 7: Oh wow, they keep coming. They just keep coming.
Speaker 2: They say, you can and you can't even see them either,
Speaker 2: that's yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1: And they said now.
Speaker 14: They're worried about people bringing them back because they were
Speaker 14: for fashion week.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and now they're coming back.
Speaker 7: So we need to spray it in one stay crossed
Speaker 7: the boarder. We need to sprayed in what these people
Speaker 7: that's coming back. We need to spray the heads, put
Speaker 7: some clorox or something. We need to spray all of
Speaker 7: them when they're coming back in here. Wow, when you've
Speaker 7: come through customs, you get sprayed.
Speaker 1: I'm just telling you, soil.
Speaker 7: Yeah, we'll spray us. I don't care. If you roller skape,
Speaker 7: We're gonna spray as the ANF we you roll through that.
Speaker 1: It's gonna perform at the Super Bowl.
Speaker 2: No, I don't care, spray ould Tommy. Everybody getting sprayed?
Speaker 1: Wow, Laurie, Yeah, your daughter, I.
Speaker 8: Think she get her last spray now that I know
Speaker 8: that you ain't coming over.
Speaker 1: Here, Angela Bassil l.
Speaker 2: Pan if she she go to the doctor?
Speaker 1: All right? All right, coming up in twenty minutes after
Speaker 1: the hour, we'll switch gears and have some fun. We'll
Speaker 1: discuss this year's most popular Halloween candy after this.
Speaker 13: You're listening morning show.
Speaker 1: Well, Halloween is less than a month away, so it's
Speaker 1: time to talk candy. With all the options on store shelves,
Speaker 1: it can be overwhelming just trying to decide which suits
Speaker 1: to buy for trick or treaders. Candystore dot com is
Speaker 1: revealing the most popular Halloween candy in the country. What
Speaker 1: do you guys think it is? I have the list,
Speaker 1: but you guys go down. What do you think?
Speaker 8: Corn candy?
Speaker 1: It's candy corn. First of all, I know that's a
Speaker 1: it's candy corn corn candy, but it's on the list.
Speaker 1: But it's not number one peanut. That's number one. That's
Speaker 1: number one.
Speaker 2: All right, I'm molding.
Speaker 1: The last time you had one her She's kisses. Yet
Speaker 1: they're on the list right next to corn candy. Uh,
Speaker 1: what'd you say, Steve?
Speaker 2: I had a little peanut butter cup of mini one
Speaker 2: this summer.
Speaker 1: Just oh wow, yeah, in the summer. We're in fall.
Speaker 2: No, I'm waning. I'm off sugar. Now I'm wearing off sugar.
Speaker 2: I don't even design.
Speaker 1: Oh you're strong. I would have had a whole Yeah,
Speaker 1: all right, So here's the list. It's I'll go from
Speaker 1: the bottom to the top. Snickers, Hershey's Mini bars, Candy, corn,
Speaker 1: Hersh's Kids Kisses, Starburst, Sour Patch Kids, Skittles Hot to Molly's, Eminem's,
Speaker 1: which are my favorite, and thens cup cups. There you go.
Speaker 7: But that the middle section, you got them hot Tom
Speaker 7: is in them?
Speaker 2: Uh kids? Yeah that somebody, don't.
Speaker 13: You kill me?
Speaker 1: Sour Patch kids. That's that's it right now? But I kids, Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's what the kid is. Not chocolate. I don't want candy.
Speaker 1: It's I don't know what twot it?
Speaker 7: Roll ain't on?
Speaker 1: Now, roll olderan you roll?
Speaker 7: Let My grandmama said, well, I know they. I thought
Speaker 7: they had some butters. Got you in there somewhere, baby,
Speaker 7: they having.
Speaker 1: Their first wrap boy? Yes, ready for church? Ready. I
Speaker 1: love candy, but in Chicago we mix it with peanuts.
Speaker 2: If you and your family did something ignorant, don't put
Speaker 2: it on the whole city going damn peanuts and no,
Speaker 2: damn we did.
Speaker 1: That's in Chicago. Shot do that?
Speaker 7: What did the country?
Speaker 1: Don't get mad because you don't know about it. Coming
Speaker 1: up in thirty four minutes after the hour, we'll check
Speaker 1: Steve's voicemail. Right after this, you're listening Hardy Morning Show.
Speaker 1: It is time now to check your voicemail. Steve. Call
Speaker 1: us eight seven seven twenty nine, Steve and leave a
Speaker 1: message for Steve. You might just hear your call in
Speaker 1: the air. All right, Steve, here we go. This is
Speaker 1: from Kevin. Kevin's from Baltimore. He left a message about
Speaker 1: yesterday a strawberry letters subject, Remember there's something I just
Speaker 1: there's some things I just can't do. This letter was
Speaker 1: from a wife whose husband had injured himself one of
Speaker 1: his whole sides. He fell off a truck. He had
Speaker 1: to temporary wear an adult diaper, and he had it
Speaker 1: on all day, and then when she came home from work,
Speaker 1: he wanted sex all the time and she couldn't take
Speaker 1: the smell he.
Speaker 15: Take to listen to the company, Ely and the crew.
Speaker 15: This is Kevin from Baltimore. I have a comment about
Speaker 15: the letter. There's some things I just won't do. Whatever
Speaker 15: happened to unconditional love? Whatever happened to those wedd in valves,
Speaker 15: the woman who was appalled by her husband's adult diaper
Speaker 15: and his medical situation as a result of an injury,
Speaker 15: Like wow, that.
Speaker 10: Blew me over.
Speaker 15: We all get a turn in something, and I hope
Speaker 15: when it's her turn that he's a lot more gentler
Speaker 15: with her than she is with him. And I hope
Speaker 15: that he's understanding when she gets a turn like whatever
Speaker 15: happened to that unconditional look? Maybe she ought to bring
Speaker 15: in some additional help, get a nurse or someone or
Speaker 15: by the time she gets home and someone clean them up,
Speaker 15: maybe they can help with dinner and things like that
Speaker 15: take some pressure off her. I know, sister Marjorie, wouldn't
Speaker 15: do you like that. Y'all have a great one.
Speaker 2: Oh listen, I don't know what the hell you bought
Speaker 2: my wife, And.
Speaker 8: No let me tell you something.
Speaker 2: Kevin is obviously in your response that your ass must
Speaker 2: be wearing one of them back. What the woman says
Speaker 2: she ain't want to do is he coming to he
Speaker 2: rips the dip off and he want to have dog
Speaker 2: your whole left side shut down, wash, Take your right
Speaker 2: side and wash.
Speaker 12: Wash.
Speaker 2: If you got strift to tall your adult diper off,
Speaker 2: then y'all had the same damn strift to wash it.
Speaker 2: Just take one hand to wash.
Speaker 9: Now.
Speaker 2: If you need to pull a garden hose through the
Speaker 2: window and crack it in the dining room and sit
Speaker 2: up there and spend your time sitting in the kittie
Speaker 2: pool watching TV till your wife get home, do that
Speaker 2: for anybody? Finna do all that? He Kevin, what, I
Speaker 2: don't know? What I know? Miss Midge ain't gonna do
Speaker 2: you like that?
Speaker 7: No, she ain't.
Speaker 2: But I ain't gonna be sitting my ass up there
Speaker 2: with the damn dive on all the damn they tag
Speaker 2: it off either talking about Come on now, say I
Speaker 2: ain't finna do that to her. It's gotta be some
Speaker 2: type of respect, now, Kevin. I appreciate you calling man,
Speaker 2: and I hope you ain't wearing to die because you know,
Speaker 2: I was just saying that just because you said something
Speaker 2: about my wife. But I appreciate you saying that because
Speaker 2: you're all right about my wife. She is that.
Speaker 8: So I was just gonna be tell.
Speaker 7: You wash every day though I don't think any money.
Speaker 7: I mean, I mean you snatched it.
Speaker 2: I don't want to be washed.
Speaker 7: Mm hmm. I So you just gonna sit your nasty ass.
Speaker 8: Up there, just going over there and pull that plug
Speaker 8: out that wall.
Speaker 2: I'm not feeling there. Yeah, he's just temporary man, and
Speaker 2: he young. He ain't ain't like he got old and
Speaker 2: an ailment hit him. He got injured. Asked God for
Speaker 2: hanging off the back of that damn jump truck. She
Speaker 2: don told you get in close, you're gonna lean all
Speaker 2: over the tree branch, smack your ass on the ground.
Speaker 2: Now you're up in here wanting sex with your don't
Speaker 2: dive on. But man, I'm telling you right now, I'm
Speaker 2: crawl to this toilet to wing away.
Speaker 11: Now.
Speaker 2: I might not make it to the toilet, but we're
Speaker 2: not gonna have to dive over. But there I might
Speaker 2: get halfway up the toilet bathtub.
Speaker 1: We're gonna move on to caller who left a message
Speaker 1: about sister Odella Steve, Good Morning crew.
Speaker 6: She let me tell you like this right here, just
Speaker 6: so old deal. You need gonna kill her now. You
Speaker 6: do not do a good woman, and I guess it
Speaker 6: because you so hard, cold and tough and then from Cleveland.
Speaker 6: So go ahead and kill old dal God, you do
Speaker 6: not do a good woman.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 6: I don't mean to shoot you down or nothing like that.
Speaker 6: I just want to be straight up to you and
Speaker 6: give you some constructive criticism and then be truck driver, don't.
Speaker 2: Okay, Yeah, I appreciate you.
Speaker 7: Dog.
Speaker 8: You're probably right.
Speaker 2: I probably don't do a good woman. But it's alright though.
Speaker 2: You know, she ain't going nowhere because I like her
Speaker 2: and I probably don't do a good woman. But that's
Speaker 2: never that. I don't do impressions and stuff. Tommy good
Speaker 2: at that type of stuff. I ain't character. She'll be here,
Speaker 2: so all right.
Speaker 1: Coming up next, it is a nephew in today's Frank
Speaker 1: phone call. Right after this, You're listening morning show coming
Speaker 1: up at the top of the hour, right about four
Speaker 1: minutes after, it's my strawberry letter for today.
Speaker 16: Oh sister, tell hey, sister, you know we're just talking
Speaker 16: about I just wanted to come in because I heard
Speaker 16: this fairly on the radio saying that he didn't think
Speaker 16: that Steve should do allow me to come on anymore
Speaker 16: because he don't do a good woman.
Speaker 1: Yes, ma'am.
Speaker 2: And I just felt, like, you know, when Steve said
Speaker 2: I was coming back, So here I am. And we
Speaker 2: don't really care what he thinks. He's wanting to be
Speaker 2: safe out there on the highways. And God bless you
Speaker 2: driving the big truck and everything. But that's why your
Speaker 2: ass is driving the truck, and we on the radio, Coad.
Speaker 2: We know what we're doing over here. Like you know
Speaker 2: how to drive a truck, we know how to do radio.
Speaker 2: And because you don't like me or care for me,
Speaker 2: you ain't the first man ever never liked me. Now,
Speaker 2: But I tell you what I had plenty of means.
Speaker 2: I hear many men's. You know, Steve might not do
Speaker 2: a good woman, but I do as a good man.
Speaker 2: Though I know no eye game recognized game. You didn't
Speaker 2: need to understand where he is now. Right anyway, I'm
Speaker 2: here to introduce the prank. Cause the prank is about
Speaker 2: the Lord. It's about praise dancers. Now, I don't know
Speaker 2: what the prank is fit to be? Boy, I don't
Speaker 2: really think we ought to have praise dancers.
Speaker 1: I have always really.
Speaker 2: Most of them is people that didn't make it as
Speaker 2: a cheerleader and in the gymnasty, and they put these
Speaker 2: big robes on, jump round, vounce, kn't the cumber the
Speaker 2: inch off the ground, and then they want to put
Speaker 2: the movements together to scripture. Sit out and learn the word.
Speaker 2: What are you praise dancing for?
Speaker 10: You look?
Speaker 2: Just sit out and learn the word and then you'll
Speaker 2: be knowing it better. That's what you need to do.
Speaker 2: That's why people with robes on, splash and water on.
Speaker 2: People tell okay, why is having it? Though they don't talk?
Speaker 2: You can't saying at the choir, get on nushboard and
Speaker 2: you can't get on the nushboard. Get out microphone, your
Speaker 2: hand up and the phone away from me me. If
Speaker 2: you can't sing in the choir, you can't get on
Speaker 2: the nushboard. Take fi down there in the basement and
Speaker 2: fried chicken with everybody else. Push the money in the building.
Speaker 1: Fun. Okay, we gotta get to the prank sister hotel,
Speaker 1: Please go ahead.
Speaker 7: This is afraid that.
Speaker 2: I'm running cat.
Speaker 1: Yes, you're waiting on.
Speaker 9: Hell. This is the day that the Lord is made.
Speaker 9: Let us rejoice and be glad. And how you doing?
Speaker 9: I'm looking for uhia. So this is brother Fuller from
Speaker 9: the church.
Speaker 11: How are you?
Speaker 9: Oh, I'm brother, So how are you? I'm good, I'm good.
Speaker 9: We wanted to give you a call about the about
Speaker 9: the praise dancing that's at the church. First of all,
Speaker 9: I wanted to really show you how much you're doing
Speaker 9: a great job over there with the praise dancers, and
Speaker 9: you you definitely do a great job on every third
Speaker 9: Sunday that you guys actually perform. Everybody seemed to really
Speaker 9: like it. Well, thank you, thank you. What can I
Speaker 9: do for you today? There is a bit of a
Speaker 9: situation with you know, it's been brought to our attention.
Speaker 9: We actually had a small gathering, a little meeting about
Speaker 9: it and wanted to I've been elected to actually give
Speaker 9: you a call. And who is this? I'm sorry, who kid?
Speaker 9: Brother Fuller? Uh huh and and who had a meeting
Speaker 9: uh some of the brothers at the church and and
Speaker 9: uh path to actually sat in for a moment on it.
Speaker 9: And I was actually elected to actually just give you
Speaker 9: a call. Nothing that I don't think we can't get
Speaker 9: rectified and and you know, move on smoothly as we
Speaker 9: normally do. But I just think it's we wanted to
Speaker 9: reach out to you and kind of make you aware
Speaker 9: of it. If it's if you don't mind, okay? And
Speaker 9: what things are those? Since Tania has any of the
Speaker 9: praise dancers before they became praise dancers? Was was was
Speaker 9: any of them strippers? I beg your pardon. Was any
Speaker 9: of the praise dancers at the church that you have
Speaker 9: on the praise team right now? Was any of them
Speaker 9: strippers in the past. I'm sorry, sir, I don't.
Speaker 11: I don't really know who you are, and I don't
Speaker 11: really understand.
Speaker 9: This line of question. Like I said, I'm brother full
Speaker 9: I don't think we've met. But like I said, I
Speaker 9: bet elected to give you a call now. It seems
Speaker 9: what happened is this past week when you all actually danced,
Speaker 9: it seemed like a couple of the girls was actually
Speaker 9: gi rating during the praise routine. Gyrating, Brother Philly, I
Speaker 9: don't know who you are and I don't know what
Speaker 9: you saw. None of my girls were gy rating. They
Speaker 9: were dancing for the Lord. And I think if you
Speaker 9: look through your Lord's eye, perhaps you would see them
Speaker 9: better instead of maybe you were looking through the GI
Speaker 9: rating eye. No, see a couple of girl, we can
Speaker 9: point them out. A couple of them half stript girl tendencies.
Speaker 9: Up it then, because some of them has been strip
Speaker 9: girl's tendencies. You know what, sir, I think we need
Speaker 9: to complete this call straps. I need to call Bishop
Speaker 9: to speak to him myself, because you know, I don't
Speaker 9: know what you do all day, but I have a
Speaker 9: real job and I'm sitting here holding a conversation in
Speaker 9: my office about JI rating strippers in the church. Are
Speaker 9: you kidding me? Well, listen, now, here's a couple other
Speaker 9: things that they're talking about. Some of the girls feet
Speaker 9: or real asking when you all are performing and they
Speaker 9: want to see it, maybe you can, you can. I
Speaker 9: don't know. Maybe I don't know if y'all need the
Speaker 9: grip or whatever that y'all don't. Y'all don't put lotion on.
Speaker 9: We're not sure what that is. As well as the
Speaker 9: totalail pology, everybody has three, four, five different designs and
Speaker 9: everything is it? Any way, y'all can be in unison
Speaker 9: with your toenail follows. But the most important thing, give
Speaker 9: the jib rating doing the dance routine. I don't know
Speaker 9: what your feet look like. I don't need you calling
Speaker 9: me to me about my girls their feet, their nail polishes.
Speaker 9: Perhaps your man should be on Jesus instead of on them.
Speaker 11: How about that?
Speaker 9: Oh? From my mind, I don't have time. I don't
Speaker 9: have time to be on Jesus when somebody's shaking the
Speaker 9: butt at the church. That's the problem.
Speaker 11: You know what.
Speaker 9: Look, I'm at work now, I'm trying to keep a
Speaker 9: work tone. You're gonna make me hurse up here here
Speaker 9: and now let me tell you something. Don't call me anymore.
Speaker 9: I will deal with pastor. If he has something to
Speaker 9: say with me, he can say it to me personally.
Speaker 9: But I'm done with this conversation. Are you gonna deal
Speaker 9: with the gy rating? Is what we want to know?
Speaker 9: Maybe you know what they're just hit me. Maybe you're
Speaker 9: one of the ones that's doing the giant rate. Look,
Speaker 9: let me tell you something. My girls ain't going to
Speaker 9: Joe Ring, and neither am I. Now I am done
Speaker 9: with this conversation.
Speaker 11: Do you understand you?
Speaker 10: But listen, I'm done.
Speaker 11: Are you done with this?
Speaker 9: That's what we want to stop so we can. We
Speaker 9: can't praise the Lord if the boot is to shaking.
Speaker 9: You know what?
Speaker 11: Shirt?
Speaker 9: Look, I gotta go to work. I gotta go now again.
Speaker 9: I don't know what your issue is. It sounds to
Speaker 9: me like you have an issue without rating booties. I've
Speaker 9: not heard so much joy rating booties on one conversation
Speaker 9: in my entire life. Now my mind is set on Jesus.
Speaker 9: I don't know what your mind is said off well, sister,
Speaker 9: tell you before you was a praise dance, a ministry
Speaker 9: over the ministry. Did you ever used to strip?
Speaker 11: Y'all?
Speaker 9: I didn't do no stripping. Now that your why do
Speaker 9: any stripping? Did your Mam'm gonna do any stripping? You
Speaker 9: heard what I said?
Speaker 11: How are you asking?
Speaker 9: Somebody call? You would ask you if your mama did
Speaker 9: some stripping?
Speaker 10: How you like that?
Speaker 9: You know what I want to know? When is the
Speaker 9: next rehearsal? Then the way I can come and kick
Speaker 9: out who it is that's doing this time? Real you
Speaker 9: don't you don't have any bsites at my rehearsal. I
Speaker 9: don't want to see you at my rehearsal. I don't
Speaker 9: want to I don't want to see any part for
Speaker 9: you in my rehearsal. If I see you near one
Speaker 9: of my girls, that's why I'm coming after you myself.
Speaker 9: Do you understand me? You need to find out who's
Speaker 9: doing that job. Don't mean thing you need to say.
Speaker 9: Your buddy, y'awn and I'm glad y'all ain't dancing when
Speaker 9: the greatness being pased because ain't no telling to her.
Speaker 9: You act with them ones coming through that, you know what?
Speaker 10: That's it.
Speaker 9: That's it. You call me disrespecting me. I'm at what.
Speaker 9: I can't even have this more, you know what. Don't
Speaker 9: call me no more? So look at my girls no more.
Speaker 9: Man fast coming down to church and see what I
Speaker 9: got for it. I don't want to know if you
Speaker 9: gonna stop the job rating it moving? Thank you talking
Speaker 9: to like that you're supposed to be. I'm gonna talk
Speaker 9: good thing. Yeah, Letta die listen and tell you now
Speaker 9: I'm getting ready to get well. I got one more
Speaker 9: pain to say to you for you leave now. You
Speaker 9: ain't got a thing to say to me. I said
Speaker 9: I was dealing, and I said I got one more
Speaker 9: pain to say.
Speaker 10: Is you listen?
Speaker 9: You know what? Man, get off my phone. I'm gonna
Speaker 9: say it anyway. This is nephew Tommy from the Steve
Speaker 9: Harvey Morning Show. Your entire praise and ministry congregation, all
Speaker 9: your girls got me to prank phone call you. Oh
Speaker 9: I'm a SHOOTI for real. Oh I'm god, I think
Speaker 9: I got some churching on the radio. Oh oh, I'm
Speaker 9: gonna have a show. Hey, I got one thing to
Speaker 9: ask you. Tell you what is the baddest radio show
Speaker 9: in the land. Nobody else but the Steve Harvey Morning
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Speaker 7: You have it great?
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Speaker 1: that right after this.
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Speaker 1: It is Strawberry Letter, thanking for you. Subject he slid
Speaker 1: in my DMS to set me up. Dear Stephen Shirley,
Speaker 1: I'm married to my best friend and we met five
Speaker 1: years ago through a mutual friend named James. I went
Speaker 1: to high school with James and I've known him over
Speaker 1: ten years. James and my husband met at work and
Speaker 1: developed a strong friendship. I was surprised when James introduced
Speaker 1: me to my husband and we hit it off. Things
Speaker 1: were fine between me and James and James and my
Speaker 1: husband until James started getting into our relationship and kept
Speaker 1: telling me that I need to pressure my man to
Speaker 1: get married. I didn't share any more of my relationship
Speaker 1: issues with James after he said that, because he started
Speaker 1: acting really messy. When my man finally proposed, I didn't
Speaker 1: tell James. He found out on Instagram. James called me
Speaker 1: and cursed my marriage and told me that my husband
Speaker 1: would find out that I used to be a gold
Speaker 1: digger and a slut and he'd leave me. I laughed
Speaker 1: it off, but I was worried because James is a
Speaker 1: vindictive person. James was not invited to our wedding, and
Speaker 1: my husband stopped talking to him. A month ago. James
Speaker 1: called and apologized and invited me to brunch so we
Speaker 1: can talk. I declined, so he hung up in my face.
Speaker 1: Then he did the most low down thing ever to
Speaker 1: save it my marriage. He set up a fake IG
Speaker 1: account and he slid into my DMS. I followed the
Speaker 1: fake page because the guy was sexy and chocolate. Then
Speaker 1: fake person James asked for a picture of my pretty feet,
Speaker 1: so I DMed him a picture of my toes after
Speaker 1: I had a good pedicure. James called my husband and
Speaker 1: sent him the pictures of my feet and told him
Speaker 1: he needs to watch me. I lied and said I
Speaker 1: knew it was James all along, but my husband isn't stupid.
Speaker 1: How do I fix it with my husband? But most importantly,
Speaker 1: how do I handle James? Here's some more questions. When
Speaker 1: are merry people gonna stop acting like cheating is okay?
Speaker 1: When is this gonna happen? If ever? I mean, you
Speaker 1: need to stop gambling on your marriage, ma'am. I don't
Speaker 1: care if this was a fake or real IG account,
Speaker 1: whatever it was. What are you doing sending some anonymous
Speaker 1: person because he's sexy and chocolate a picture of your feet?
Speaker 1: You're willing to throw everything away over your toes? Really, Now,
Speaker 1: did you sleep with this fake I g guy, No,
Speaker 1: but I do think you would have. You would have
Speaker 1: eventually if you guys had kept this game going, if
Speaker 1: you hadn't found out it was James. I mean, you
Speaker 1: said your husband was your best friend. Why would you
Speaker 1: do this to your best friend if your husband was
Speaker 1: talking or worse, if he was you know, if he
Speaker 1: had gotten with someone on social media. You've been writing
Speaker 1: a whole different letter about how hurt you are and
Speaker 1: asking Steve and I what should you do. I don't
Speaker 1: blame your hater friend James for doing what he did,
Speaker 1: although it was foul. I blame you for playing with
Speaker 1: him and disrespecting your marriage. Now, you got a lot
Speaker 1: of your husband, Like you said, he's not stupid. He
Speaker 1: probably knows what you did. So I don't know how
Speaker 1: you're going to fix this unless he's a very forgiving
Speaker 1: and loving man who will give you another chance. If
Speaker 1: he does, you need to sit down, okay and stop
Speaker 1: this as far as James goes. Continue to stop talking
Speaker 1: to him because he's way too messy.
Speaker 8: Steve, I'm trying to understand this letter.
Speaker 2: And how you ain't see this in James. You know
Speaker 2: you ain't see none of this in James. James to me,
Speaker 2: You're married to your best friend you met five years
Speaker 2: ago through a mutual friend named James. Now you went
Speaker 2: to high school with James. You ain't had nothing to
Speaker 2: do with James in high school.
Speaker 7: Why are you still.
Speaker 2: Fooling with James if you don't fool with a person
Speaker 2: in high school?
Speaker 14: Huh?
Speaker 2: Hello? And what did you fooling with me after college
Speaker 2: and now marriage? Why James wasn't nothing in high school?
Speaker 2: You ain't want him in high school. Okay, James and
Speaker 2: my husband met at work and developed a strong friendship.
Speaker 2: I was surprised when James introduced me to my husband
Speaker 2: and we hit it off. Okay, James, introduce you to
Speaker 2: who is currently your husband. Then things was fine between
Speaker 2: you and James and James and my husband. Ah, y'all
Speaker 2: just a wonderful See that third wheel thing that don't
Speaker 2: ever work out? See if it was you and your husband,
Speaker 2: James and his wife, it would have been good. But
Speaker 2: now the three of y'all just super cool. That them
Speaker 2: them them, their third wheel person is always shaking. And
Speaker 2: then things was fine, and then James and my husband
Speaker 2: until James started getting into our relationship and kept telling
Speaker 2: me that I need to pressure my man to get married.
Speaker 2: What okay? So and then you so we don't see
Speaker 2: it all right. Then after he said that, he started
Speaker 2: acting real messy. So like right now, Jane supposed to
Speaker 2: be out, because when you meet a man and a
Speaker 2: man and start acting real messy, it's time for James
Speaker 2: to be out. When a man finally proposed I didn't
Speaker 2: tell James, he found on Instagram, and James called me
Speaker 2: and cursed my marriage and told me my husband would
Speaker 2: find out I used to be a gold digger and
Speaker 2: a slut. What and he was gonna leave me. Wait
Speaker 2: a minute, see at this point, this is point this
Speaker 2: strike three for this dude. It was strikes a while back.
Speaker 2: We wasn't cool in high school.
Speaker 8: Not really.
Speaker 2: He told your husband got in your business talking about
Speaker 2: you need to pressure your husband. Then when he found
Speaker 2: out you got married, he called and cursed your marriage. Okay,
Speaker 2: you need to quit talk of this bipole. Last she
Speaker 2: wish you.
Speaker 9: Got.
Speaker 2: You got to get he ain't on his medicine, so
Speaker 2: now you got to pay.
Speaker 1: Hang on, Steevez, hang on, Uh, We'll have part two
Speaker 1: of Steve's response coming up at twenty three minutes after
Speaker 1: the hour. Today's Strawberry Letters. Subject he slid in my
Speaker 1: DMS to set me up. We'll get back into it
Speaker 1: right after this.
Speaker 13: You're listening Morning Show, All right, Come on, Steve.
Speaker 1: Let's recap today's Strawberry letter. The subject he slid in
Speaker 1: my DMS to set me up.
Speaker 2: Wow. Uh, this lady got this thing. Friend she thinked
Speaker 2: named James. James introduced her to her husband. They done
Speaker 2: got married. She's married to her best friend. Her James
Speaker 2: and her husband still cool. Then she then James started
Speaker 2: calling her to get her to pressure her husband to
Speaker 2: marry her. She thought that was messy, so she could
Speaker 2: feel a little shaky. So then when he did propose,
Speaker 2: she didn't tell James. James found out on high g
Speaker 2: Now James called her and cursed the marriage. See, James
Speaker 2: got a mental disorder. Now I know how to straighten
Speaker 2: out these to disorders. But you're a lady, so you're
Speaker 2: not gonna be able to do that. But your husband
Speaker 2: could Jami need his ass whoop? And then we do
Speaker 2: all this, that's all this, that's all this sees or
Speaker 2: a near whooping. He just you know the threatening you know,
Speaker 2: that type thing anyway he found out, told him that
Speaker 2: you cursed your marriage and your husband gonna find out
Speaker 2: I used to be a gold dig in a slut.
Speaker 2: Then he'd leave you. Then, she said, I laughed it off,
Speaker 2: but I was worried because James is a vindictive person.
Speaker 2: Worried about what what do James have on you? Look,
Speaker 2: people don't have nothing on you unless you let him
Speaker 2: have something. Martin Luther King says something very real that
Speaker 2: I always remember here. Martin Luther King said, a person
Speaker 2: can't ride your back less you bend over. Stop letting
Speaker 2: people try to hold your past over your head. A
Speaker 2: man can't ride your back unless you bend over. I
Speaker 2: don't let nobody hold my past over my head. You
Speaker 2: can write it, type it, do whatever you want to do.
Speaker 2: I justne moved on, and you should too. Why you
Speaker 2: worried about James? See, you gave him some power he
Speaker 2: wasn't supposed to have. So then a month ago James
Speaker 2: called and apologized, invited me to brunt so we can
Speaker 2: talk now, bro come on, I declined, so he hung
Speaker 2: up in my face. Then he did the most low
Speaker 2: down thing. He dm me with a fake page and
Speaker 2: a fake picture, and the man was chockled and sexy,
Speaker 2: and then you DMed them back, and then he got
Speaker 2: your confidence up and then told you to send a
Speaker 2: picture his pretty feet, your pretty feet, and then you
Speaker 2: sent him a picture your feet, and then he took
Speaker 2: that picture in there and DM the picture your toes.
Speaker 2: After you did a pedicure. Jane calls your husband and
Speaker 2: send him the pictures of my feet and told him
Speaker 2: he needed to watch me. I lied and said I
Speaker 2: knew it was James all along, but my husband isn't stupid.
Speaker 2: How do I fix this with my husband? And mostly importantly,
Speaker 2: how do I handle James. James is just one ass
Speaker 2: whooman from being completely straightened out. I was standing by that.
Speaker 2: I was standing by that. You said what you said, Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's just James, just James just got to get dealt with.
Speaker 10: Now.
Speaker 2: I know that you're supposed to leave stuff like this alone,
Speaker 2: but it's hard when you know the person. You know
Speaker 2: when the directors attacked, and you know the person you're
Speaker 2: supposed to be cool. That's a problem.
Speaker 9: Man.
Speaker 7: So now you got.
Speaker 2: You did good. Though you said I knew it was
Speaker 2: James all along. That was a good lie line's but
Speaker 2: not stupid, Yeah, because your husband won't know. Okay, so
Speaker 2: what you're seeing James the picture for your husband probably
Speaker 2: thinking okay, but why are you responding to dms either way, good, bad,
Speaker 2: and different or person? So you do have a problem. See, lady,
Speaker 2: you can't become a player if you ain't never been
Speaker 2: a player. You know what I'm saying For those you
Speaker 2: people that's trying to become players late in life with
Speaker 2: no prior player experience, you're gonna start costing yourself at
Speaker 2: a level. Now you married and trying to do playing stuff,
Speaker 2: and you wasn't doing it when you were single.
Speaker 8: Being a player. Take practice. It's levels to this.
Speaker 2: Can't wait until you ain't never been a player, get
Speaker 2: in a committed relationship, and then try to do player
Speaker 2: stuff because you don't know none of the rules. You
Speaker 2: can look at famous people that have done that. You
Speaker 2: don't know the rules. You know, just so many stories
Speaker 2: out there, man, about famous people that just didn't know
Speaker 2: the rules. NBA players know the rules. They could have
Speaker 2: confided in the older NBA players that could have told
Speaker 2: them this. You know, you're a celebrity. It's older celebrities
Speaker 2: that know how to do this. Go and sit down
Speaker 2: and get yourself some counseling. Pimp counseling is available. Man,
Speaker 2: you have to do what's counseling. Got to get some
Speaker 2: pimp counseling. See this sister needed something pimp counseling as
Speaker 2: she didn't have it. That she told the best lie
Speaker 2: she could come up with. I would have said them
Speaker 2: ain't my feet right? And that ain't my page? And
Speaker 2: what is James doing to make it look like this
Speaker 2: is my page? That's copy and paste. James saw a
Speaker 2: picture of my feet somewhere copy and paste. I think
Speaker 2: you ought to go over there and whoop, James, See
Speaker 2: stay out your dms don't respond.
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Speaker 1: up at forty six minutes after the hour, Nephew is
Speaker 1: in for Junior in today's Sports Talk. Right after this,
Speaker 1: you're listening Hard Morning Show. All right, ladies and gentlemen,
Speaker 1: Tommy is in for Junior with Sports Talk.
Speaker 2: Tommy.
Speaker 12: Alright, alright, hey, you ready, you ready, you need me,
Speaker 12: you need you need amen?
Speaker 2: You need no ask Tommy?
Speaker 7: Hey, what's going on? Hey?
Speaker 2: You going? Amen? You your boy?
Speaker 7: He ladies?
Speaker 1: Goodn hey nothing.
Speaker 12: Go ahead. I mean I'm with you.
Speaker 2: What you need?
Speaker 7: All right? All right, all right, I got it for you.
Speaker 7: Jacksonville Jack Walls against Buffalo.
Speaker 2: Oh no, Buffalo finda walked him down. Uh uh.
Speaker 7: New Orleans Saints against New England.
Speaker 2: I sure want the Saintston win, but the Cowboys stumped
Speaker 2: the Patriots last week.
Speaker 11: Yeah.
Speaker 2: New Orleans Saints ain't got nobody. James and Wilston. He
Speaker 2: got to get hisself together. Come on, Saints like Jamison
Speaker 2: Wilston is out.
Speaker 7: Yep, he's out.
Speaker 2: He got hurt. O New England, you're Virginia's like you're
Speaker 2: a Genia.
Speaker 7: Tennessee Titans at Indianapolis.
Speaker 2: Coach, damn, the Titans won. They beat the Steelers from
Speaker 2: me last week and down I like that boy Richardson. Now,
Speaker 2: thanks the young boy.
Speaker 7: The Texans beat Stealers last week.
Speaker 2: Okay, well you know, just keep it moving, don't worry
Speaker 2: about all right.
Speaker 7: Against Baltimore against Pittsburgh.
Speaker 2: There I'm gone gone with Baltimount.
Speaker 7: Carolina Panthers against Detroit Lions.
Speaker 1: Detroit all Dave Baby.
Speaker 7: Houston, Texas, now here we go against the Atlanta Falcons.
Speaker 2: Houston, Texas.
Speaker 7: What what I'm talking about?
Speaker 2: I've been watching What's handling Man, and they stepped up
Speaker 2: to the plate. Yes, sir.
Speaker 7: New York Giants against Miami Miami. Okay. Cincinnati Bengals headed
Speaker 7: to Arizona Cardinals whom all right? Philadelphia Eagles against the
Speaker 7: Los Angeles Rams.
Speaker 2: Egles all day, Jayalen hurt.
Speaker 7: South New York Jets against the Denver Broncos.
Speaker 2: Denver, Come on, Russell Willison, we were lilling together. Now.
Speaker 7: Dallas Cowboys against the San Francisco forty nine Frisco, Bye bye.
Speaker 1: All right, thank you, Pimpin, Thank you nephew in for Junior.
Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, A guy
Speaker 1: on social media needs some advice. He says, I found
Speaker 1: out my mother in law has an only fans page.
Speaker 1: Oh we'll get into that, talk about it right after this.
Speaker 2: What my mother?
Speaker 13: You're listening Harvey Morning Show?
Speaker 1: All right, Steve. This one's from Brandon on Steve Harvey FM.
Speaker 1: Brandon writes, a friend of mine clued me into an
Speaker 1: only fans page. He found but he didn't tell me why.
Speaker 1: He just said to go check it out. Since you
Speaker 1: can visit the front page of an only fans page,
Speaker 1: you can see in most cases what the owner of
Speaker 1: the page looks like. And to my shock and horror,
Speaker 1: I recognize the woman right off, red lingerie, black gray
Speaker 1: hair and a small I recognized the name was obviously fake,
Speaker 1: but there was no mistaking it was my mother in law.
Speaker 1: My friend knew who she was, and he'd met her
Speaker 1: several times at family functions. A couple of things. How
Speaker 1: do I look this woman in the eye? How do
Speaker 1: I tell my wife? Do I tell my wife? And
Speaker 1: if my friend found the page, it's a relatively sure thing,
Speaker 1: someone else will and they will tell her. Do I
Speaker 1: just let that happen and keep quiet.
Speaker 2: You don't want your wife to know that you'd have
Speaker 2: seen her? Mama, What.
Speaker 7: Did you know?
Speaker 8: I'll see what you over there? Looking at women folk? Anyway?
Speaker 2: See, bruh, you can't you can't talk about he bought
Speaker 2: it to me and all like that. It ain't gonna
Speaker 2: work out for you. But but if he told you,
Speaker 2: why would you go over there? What was you curious about?
Speaker 13: See?
Speaker 8: This ain't gonna work out for you. Though't shut him out.
Speaker 7: And just go with this one.
Speaker 8: Here, here's the is the beauty of this whole thing?
Speaker 2: That ain't your mama? Yeah? Yeah, the dog. Now, if
Speaker 2: he's your mama, we got problems her mama whatever?
Speaker 8: Really yeah, yeah, that's your mama.
Speaker 2: That ain't my mama. Yeah, no, dog, for real, that
Speaker 2: ain't my mama. Mama, I ain't even worry about all
Speaker 2: this hit that is not my mama.
Speaker 1: So you don't really don't think he should let his
Speaker 1: wife know anything about man, because if you listen to me,
Speaker 1: if you go to her with that, it's gonna lead
Speaker 1: it to a problem for you.
Speaker 7: Just shut up, man, act like you don't know. Whybe
Speaker 7: you find that?
Speaker 10: What?
Speaker 2: Miss Agnes I ain't nowhere in hell?
Speaker 9: No I know? Good?
Speaker 8: Hell, well man, Miss Jardine ain't got no damn fay.
Speaker 2: Stop all that on that cooking or something.
Speaker 1: Okay, So that's your advice. Don't say anything, I colct
Speaker 1: you didn't know. All right, we have time for another one, Steve.
Speaker 1: This is from Keisha on Facebook. Keisha says, my boyfriend
Speaker 1: and I have been together for almost a year. I
Speaker 1: love him very much and he loves me. He works
Speaker 1: at a bar with a bunch of good looking women,
Speaker 1: and he's a very friendly guy, so he's popular with
Speaker 1: all of his coworkers. I trust him completely, but I
Speaker 1: can't help but get jealous. I've told him too many
Speaker 1: times that I don't like the way the girls at
Speaker 1: work flirt with him, and now I can tell that
Speaker 1: it's starting to bother him. But I can't help how
Speaker 1: I feel. Even if I don't say anything, he knows
Speaker 1: I'm jealous. I don't want to lose him over my
Speaker 1: out of check emotions. So how can I stop being
Speaker 1: so jealous and just trust that he won't be tempted?
Speaker 7: Is a deal?
Speaker 2: You need to make up your mind, telling you either
Speaker 2: trust him or you jealous? Which one are you? She
Speaker 2: can't thank you trusted? Wow, you can be all of that. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but quch saying you trust him wholehearted because you don't.
Speaker 2: But she said, but you can't, and then her follow
Speaker 2: up statements, don't say trust. Just stop saying you trust him.
Speaker 2: Just tell him you're jealous. You got some issues, some
Speaker 2: baggage from former relationships, and you, Brad, and you're dragging
Speaker 2: him into this one and now you're gonna mess up
Speaker 2: a good thing, because you can't control yourself. He ain't
Speaker 2: finna quit that job.
Speaker 1: You know why, because it's too many women that worked there,
Speaker 1: too many good looking women. And she's really jealous of
Speaker 1: the women. Because that's what she said. She doesn't like
Speaker 1: the way the girls that work flirt with him.
Speaker 7: Don't stay fast, Shirley, Yeah, because she wouldn't care.
Speaker 2: Yeah, give a damn gonea sit down somewhere, baby, So
Speaker 2: she should just do what? Just all right? It ain't
Speaker 2: nothing she could do.
Speaker 1: I can't help.
Speaker 2: But she jealous and nothing that they're gonna stop her
Speaker 2: from being jealous. And she don't trust to dude, they
Speaker 2: fin the break up? Oh no, all right, all right.
Speaker 1: We'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming
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Speaker 1: All right, guys, Carla is here with some information about
Speaker 1: Sister Strut. What you got, Carla.
Speaker 14: Sister Struck Walks are happening this weekend, this Saturday in
Speaker 14: Chicago and our home station in Jacksonville, V one on
Speaker 14: one point five.
Speaker 1: I will be in Chicago. I'll be rooting you on
Speaker 1: doo ball Douval.
Speaker 14: But I will mean in Chicago right this Saturday, strutting
Speaker 14: at the Croc Center. The address is twelve fifty West
Speaker 14: one hundred and nineteenth Street.
Speaker 1: As we strut, and you know we do this, Shirley
Speaker 1: has been there.
Speaker 14: We heighten awareness about the issues of breast cancer, specifically
Speaker 14: in black wam and women of color. It will be
Speaker 14: a big pink celebration. I'll be at the starting line
Speaker 14: at the walk.
Speaker 13: Meet me there.
Speaker 1: You know I got a big mouth.
Speaker 2: I will cut it down.
Speaker 14: Let's go Chicago, Let's go Jacksonville. Y'all gotta do y'all
Speaker 14: thing down in Jacksonville. But you know this is something
Speaker 14: that I am passionate about. This is Breast Cancer Awareness Month.
Speaker 14: We all know that, so proceeds from the walk will
Speaker 14: benefit the Sisters Network, and this is so we can
Speaker 14: improve black women's access to mammogram screenings, quality care, access
Speaker 14: to resources and information.
Speaker 1: We want family members, survivors.
Speaker 2: Everybody, come on out.
Speaker 14: Ch'er on the walker survivors Saturday in the Shy Croc Center,
Speaker 14: Sister strut.
Speaker 1: I'll be there Saturday morning. Yeah, let's go, all right, girl,
Speaker 1: thank you? Coming up in thirty three minutes after the
Speaker 1: hour we will play another round of would you rather?
Speaker 1: Right after this?
Speaker 13: You're listening.
Speaker 1: Morning show and it's time now for a round of
Speaker 1: would you rather? Would you rather your neighbors see you
Speaker 1: naked in your backyard? Or would you rather spend send
Speaker 1: a nude picture uh text message to an older relative?
Speaker 1: Which one your neighbors see naked in your neighbor?
Speaker 7: Your damn by my name? I can tell that, Send
Speaker 7: that to my AINI.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're doing that backyard and hope I see you
Speaker 2: seeing me so I can.
Speaker 1: Bend no really naked naked.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I'm gonna let him see it all up in
Speaker 8: the dog part.
Speaker 2: Okay, all right?
Speaker 1: Would you rather clog the toilet during a job interview
Speaker 1: or on a first date?
Speaker 15: What?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm going to go with the job and probably job. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: get your job? No, definitely, No, I ain't been on
Speaker 2: too many interviews and got no job. Really, most of
Speaker 2: the jobs I had because I knew some friends that
Speaker 2: worked down there and they got my application through. But
Speaker 2: if I go to the interview, I probably ain't gonna
Speaker 2: get the job.
Speaker 1: Why not the first date?
Speaker 2: No, that's gonna get out. I did that one time.
Speaker 2: I went a bathroom over a girl's house, old mama,
Speaker 2: and wasn't home. We went to her.
Speaker 8: She was creole.
Speaker 2: She took me to a creole restaurant and thought that
Speaker 2: food was hot as hair. I knew, I knew I
Speaker 2: should have went on home. She said, come on in
Speaker 2: my parents and not help. Oh. Man, I started to
Speaker 2: go home because my stomach was cutting. Yeah. I went
Speaker 2: on in there. Boy, as soon as I sat down, Man,
Speaker 2: I said, to the restroom right quick. She said, yeah,
Speaker 2: I was in there about. I was in there about.
Speaker 2: I was in about fifty minutes.
Speaker 1: An hour, almost an hour in the bathroom.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because it got it got loose on me, and
Speaker 2: it just and then when I flushed the toilet, it
Speaker 2: clogged and it just it just kept coming. It was
Speaker 2: just swirling around. I can, Lord, you can't. Let just
Speaker 2: happened over this lady house. It was just in that happening.
Speaker 2: I said, God, dog, it's finna go out on the floor.
Speaker 2: Bad God. So they had a little waste paper can
Speaker 2: next to the toilet. So I threw the waste paper
Speaker 2: on the floor and I just started bailing a little
Speaker 2: bit of it out to hope before it wouldn't slid over.
Speaker 8: And I had it.
Speaker 2: I had it in this trash canny. It kept coming,
Speaker 2: so I was I saw it kept coming. I need
Speaker 2: another trash can they ain't have one? So I threw
Speaker 2: it in the bathtub. She was she was in the
Speaker 2: in the living room. You okay, Now I'm bailing waste
Speaker 2: in y'all's bath tub so it don't get on this flow. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I had to scow about three of them and throw
Speaker 2: it in the bathtub. That's why I was in there
Speaker 2: for damn near hour, because I was trying to eat
Speaker 2: it up before I left out.
Speaker 1: Wow, disc that's today's round of would you rather? Coming
Speaker 1: up in forty nine minutes after the hour. It's our
Speaker 1: last break of the day. He will close out the
Speaker 1: show right after this.
Speaker 13: You're listening Morning show.
Speaker 1: All right, here we are, guys, our last break of
Speaker 1: the day and of the week. It's been a good
Speaker 1: day and uh so see we have a few would
Speaker 1: you rather as left over? Let's do something for fun?
Speaker 7: All right?
Speaker 1: Would you rather lose your cell phone or break your
Speaker 1: big toe?
Speaker 7: Break the hell out that big toe?
Speaker 1: I knew Tommy was lose yourself.
Speaker 12: Get on the phone.
Speaker 8: Look now you can take this tele phone. I'm not
Speaker 8: breaking my big toe.
Speaker 2: You need that phone. You must say, had your big
Speaker 2: toe broke before? No, I haven't break the baby toe,
Speaker 2: but you can't you break that big toe.
Speaker 7: You the phone?
Speaker 1: Yeah, and you have balance issues with the baby so too.
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 1: Would you rather eat a raw onion or a whole lemon?
Speaker 2: Oh, I'm gonna eat your limon?
Speaker 1: Did you eat a whole limit?
Speaker 8: If no, But you can't eat no hole raw.
Speaker 1: No cousin that used to do that.
Speaker 2: I'll tell you one thing. You eat that hole rawing,
Speaker 2: and that's gonna stay with you. You're not gonna You're
Speaker 2: gonna be sick, You're not gonna do well. Yeah, that
Speaker 2: thing's gonna be all up in the back of yourself.
Speaker 13: Hard.
Speaker 7: I'm going Yeah, I'm going with the lemon.
Speaker 1: I would you rather spend the rest of your life
Speaker 1: with a boat as your home or with an r
Speaker 1: V as your home? To live in a boat or
Speaker 1: an r V the rest of your life?
Speaker 7: The r V? I can't fool with that water, y'all.
Speaker 2: I can't, I'm telling you.
Speaker 1: But it's a beautiful boat.
Speaker 7: I got on that visit, a Steve Harvey boat. Now
Speaker 7: what kind of boat we tell me.
Speaker 1: That would be a yacht, a boat, or this is
Speaker 1: a boat that we're talking a boat, a.
Speaker 10: Yacht, but just there.
Speaker 1: So you wouldn't even live on a yacht like.
Speaker 2: That or a yacht in a heartbeat.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, all right, all right.
Speaker 2: There's some yachts out there. Listen to me that it's
Speaker 2: it's next level, man, it's it's an incredible experience. It's
Speaker 2: some yachts out there that's way doper than a house. Wait,
Speaker 2: they got everything a house got in it, plus some.
Speaker 2: They got gems in it. They got spas in them.
Speaker 2: They got sun deck, swimming pool, jakoozies, they got kitchens,
Speaker 2: they got dope bedrooms and he isn't her showers. They
Speaker 2: got cold living room, they got balconies, they got man,
Speaker 2: please them boats right there cold. There ain't number creeps.
Speaker 2: They're floating five star hotels. Wow, all right, it's really
Speaker 2: like a Michelin seven star. It's a Michelin seventh star experience.
Speaker 2: When they get out there like that, it's nothing like
Speaker 2: it on earth. I have asked very very wealthy people.
Speaker 2: I said, okay, man, when you get to this and
Speaker 2: you're able to do this, what's next? You know what
Speaker 2: their response was said, on Earth, there's nothing better than this.
Speaker 2: He said. All you can do is get a bigger
Speaker 2: boat and stay longer. That's on cost. Oh you there,
Speaker 2: you can quit, But you can't go out there on
Speaker 2: them oceans trying to top everybody's boat. You're gonna be broke.
Speaker 2: They have some stuff out there that's so over the top.
Speaker 2: First of all, to be a yacht owner, you probably
Speaker 2: need to be a billionaire because I just don't see
Speaker 2: how you can upkeep it.
Speaker 1: I just don't, more so than a private chat or
Speaker 1: about the same.
Speaker 2: Way more way more way more really really, Oh, I
Speaker 2: didn't know that them boats cost way more, way more.
Speaker 2: And the upkeep of a boat is ten percent. Whatever
Speaker 2: you spend for the boat is ten percent to maintain
Speaker 2: it if it don't move. So if you buy one
Speaker 2: hundred million dollar boat, it's ten million dollars to maintain
Speaker 2: it if it don't move.
Speaker 7: Oh, if it.
Speaker 1: Doesn't get your visit, boy, Yeah, I love it, I
Speaker 1: love it.
Speaker 2: Or you know what you should do? People should go
Speaker 2: like to yacht dot com or yacht charter dot com
Speaker 2: and look at these boats, look at some of those videos.
Speaker 2: It's an amazing trip to dream. But that's how it happens. Man,
Speaker 2: people don't. I'm not saying this to brag. I say
Speaker 2: mine to inspire people because if once you can dream
Speaker 2: it and put it in your imagination, then that means
Speaker 2: is doable. Because I said this before, but people don't
Speaker 2: understand something. It is impossible to think an impossible thought.
Speaker 2: That's impossible. It's just you can't think something. Yeah, you
Speaker 2: can't think an impossible thought because if it was an
Speaker 2: impossible thought, how did you think of it? And so
Speaker 2: what you have to do is to really get the
Speaker 2: life that God has for you. You know, the Bible
Speaker 2: says something really critical, and as I get older, I
Speaker 2: learned more and more. There's a scripture that says, lean
Speaker 2: not to your own understanding. That's an important scripture because
Speaker 2: it will limit you to what you can accomplish, have
Speaker 2: and achieve. Because if you lean only to your understanding,
Speaker 2: you have now restricted what God is able to do.
Speaker 2: So if your faith is based only on your understanding,
Speaker 2: you're only going to get a limited amount of things.
Speaker 2: You have to want something so great that you see
Speaker 2: no way you can get it. That's what God does.
Speaker 2: He does the unthinkable, and faith is the belief in
Speaker 2: things that you cannot see anyway. So I recommend to
Speaker 2: people when you make your vision board, use your imagination
Speaker 2: to make it, lean not to your own understanding. Don't
Speaker 2: put stuff on the board you see can happen. Don't
Speaker 2: put stuff on your vision board where you know how
Speaker 2: to make it work. You lean into your own understanding.
Speaker 2: Put something on that board where you absolutely have to
Speaker 2: have God's help for it to happen. That's how you
Speaker 2: get big stuff in life. You put big stuff out there.
Speaker 2: Quit want and little stuff. Why when big stuff is available,
Speaker 2: That's my clue.
Speaker 9: I like it.
Speaker 12: I like it.
Speaker 2: Anyway. Hey y'all, y'all have a great weekend, and talk
Speaker 2: to God. He loved to hear from Peace.
Speaker 9: For all.
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