Speaker 1: You know fun fact, we have all auditioned to be
Speaker 1: young Jeffrey's backup singers at one point.
Speaker 2: Yo, Jeffrey, I'm your backup singer.
Speaker 1: See that's why she didn't make it, Alexis, why didn't
Speaker 1: you make it?
Speaker 3: Jeff wouldn't even let me audition.
Speaker 2: He kicks me out.
Speaker 1: I just couldn't hit one note, all right, but he
Speaker 1: is very good at what he does.
Speaker 4: Yes, see why in a brand new song of the
Speaker 4: week coming.
Speaker 5: Up in this hour?
Speaker 6: You ready to be mind blown?
Speaker 2: Mind tickle your head?
Speaker 6: You are welcome. It's broken Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 7: There's an article that's making the rounds today that says
Speaker 7: we should all be washing our bananas. That's not a euphemism.
Speaker 7: A lot of people are saying, what why. It's not
Speaker 7: like I'm eating the peel banana, but the bacteria on
Speaker 7: the outside can get onto your hands and then it
Speaker 7: can be transferred into your mouth when you eat it.
Speaker 7: So the if I see International Food Information Council is
Speaker 7: saying you need to wash your bananas under clean running
Speaker 7: water before you peel them.
Speaker 2: Who's using their hands while eating a banana? Don't you
Speaker 2: just hold the banana peel and eat it, but you don't.
Speaker 5: That's holding is you?
Speaker 2: Is your the peel, You don't hold the raw banana.
Speaker 7: Brook puts the banana between her thighs and she squeezes
Speaker 7: the banana.
Speaker 2: You see what I'm saying, Like you've never touched the
Speaker 2: part that you eat.
Speaker 3: I definitely touch the banana.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I touched the banana.
Speaker 7: Oh like I break it off and put it in
Speaker 7: my mouth or something like that.
Speaker 2: That's surprising for you.
Speaker 8: Why you don't make it more of a thing, banana.
Speaker 6: Bottom lion.
Speaker 7: You're supposed to be washing your bananas under clean water,
Speaker 7: and we're supposed to be washing her avocados too. They're
Speaker 7: even worse because we cut into them so the knife
Speaker 7: can drag some of the bacteria from the outside into
Speaker 7: the part that we eat.
Speaker 2: And we're worried about the bacteria. We're not worried about
Speaker 2: like the pesticides or is it both? I think it's okay,
Speaker 2: all of.
Speaker 5: It, all of it.
Speaker 7: But same thing with onions, melons, orange, pineapples. Bottom line,
Speaker 7: wash your fruits before you eat them, Brook, don't defend this.
Speaker 6: Wash your food, just wash it.
Speaker 2: Far without it.
Speaker 1: I mean, she's right, My dad grow poor eating mangos
Speaker 1: literally off of dirt roads like that fell from trees
Speaker 1: and he's actually he's.
Speaker 2: Skin Yeah.
Speaker 5: For an old man.
Speaker 6: Yes, anyway, wash your fruit.
Speaker 7: Let's send it over to a guy who just live
Speaker 7: streamed himself washing his Kiwis Digital Jake to give us
Speaker 7: a shot collar question of the day, some fun Kiwis buddy,
Speaker 7: Wake up and smell the sodium laced flavor packets.
Speaker 9: Because it's officially World Noodle Day.
Speaker 2: Is In's five hour energy.
Speaker 9: Once we scrape our overly excited nood loving host Jose
Speaker 9: off the ceiling, we're gonna go around the room and
Speaker 9: around the world for some carbloated trivia all about the
Speaker 9: delicious nudes that everyone loves to see on their dinner tables.
Speaker 10: Yeah, it's a special one and done.
Speaker 9: Instant ramun use your noodle to think about noodles and
Speaker 9: avoid getting stunned.
Speaker 5: I appreciate that.
Speaker 9: Your noodles you're leading off and as always, you get
Speaker 9: no help from the rest. Back on April first, nineteen
Speaker 9: fifty seven, that's April Fool's Day, the BBC aired a
Speaker 9: FAE documentary claiming that women in Switzerland were harvesting spaghetti
Speaker 9: from what was it a spaghetti bushes, B, spaghetti trees
Speaker 9: or c. They claimed all the blonde children in one
Speaker 9: small Swiss town were growing spaghetti instead of hair.
Speaker 11: Oh too, Can somebody get the back I can't eat
Speaker 11: that bar who could be.
Speaker 6: Eating other people's hair?
Speaker 3: That one seems like Jake made it up.
Speaker 12: I mean a tree, like I said, like everyone just
Speaker 12: assumes everything grows on trees, you know.
Speaker 3: Like spaghetti grows on trees.
Speaker 12: Not really good April Fools joke, though, Let's go spaghetti hair.
Speaker 9: Jake Alexis went with spaghetti hair.
Speaker 2: That is.
Speaker 10: Incorrect.
Speaker 9: It was spaghetti trees, and millions of viewers believed it.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, I.
Speaker 2: Thought it went into the history books.
Speaker 10: Let's go to Jeffrey next.
Speaker 9: Jeff it wasn't until seventeen hundred that tomato sauce was
Speaker 9: added to pasta dishes. Before then, what was the most
Speaker 9: common pasta topping in the world? Was it a chicken,
Speaker 9: olives and nuts, B cinnamon, sugar and cheese, or C
Speaker 9: hot cheetos and turkeys.
Speaker 7: If you do want a little bit of a spicy
Speaker 7: pasta dish, that would be the way to go with
Speaker 7: the The one that seems the most obvious is chicken,
Speaker 7: olives and nuts.
Speaker 2: Just because it's a Mediterranean Mediterranean.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it was in everything.
Speaker 7: I think they literally bathed in olive oil and chicken sauce.
Speaker 2: I'd been making out with a lot more people of those.
Speaker 7: The cinnamon and sugar stuff, those are really like exotic spices.
Speaker 8: Yeah, but are you just talking like where in the world,
Speaker 8: because some of it had cinnamon at that time.
Speaker 6: But that was it. It was just like Asia.
Speaker 2: I mean he could be talking about Asia.
Speaker 6: No, Asia didn't exist in the seventeen.
Speaker 13: It was just.
Speaker 2: It was the oldest.
Speaker 6: I'm gonna go with chicken, olives and nuts.
Speaker 10: Please, went with chicken, olives and nuts. That is it
Speaker 10: was hot cheetos, is not.
Speaker 9: It was cinnamon, sugar and soft cheese. It was eaten
Speaker 9: as a dessert before tomato sauce was popular, or just
Speaker 9: straight up plain.
Speaker 2: Da try to slurp down a plain noodle.
Speaker 10: We are over too, it's your turn.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 9: What is the most commonly googled pasta dish in the
Speaker 9: United States? Is it a spaghetti, be fetichini, alfredo, or
Speaker 9: c mac and cheese.
Speaker 7: God, that's weird. The recipe for mac and cheese is
Speaker 7: right there. On the box. A lot of the cheese
Speaker 7: powder included it. How could you need to google?
Speaker 8: I feel like say, you know, but a lot of
Speaker 8: people take pride in their homemade mac and cheese recipe,
Speaker 8: and there's a lot of opinions.
Speaker 2: On what should go in it, what should it go
Speaker 2: on it?
Speaker 8: Like, I don't think people are eating fetichini these days
Speaker 8: like they used to. There's something creepy about fetcini that
Speaker 8: not everybody loves.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go mac and cheese. It's universal. Find me
Speaker 2: the best recipe.
Speaker 10: Brooks said, mac and cheese. That is correct.
Speaker 9: Mac and cheese is actually not even in the top three.
Speaker 9: Jeffrey's right, the instructions around the box so people don't
Speaker 9: do a lot of The correct answer was alfredo. People
Speaker 9: we're most curious about when it comes to noodle.
Speaker 2: And dumped in two sticks of butter.
Speaker 3: Maybe google why they feels so sick after eating?
Speaker 9: Yeah, Jose, it's your turn. Cup noodles had a surge
Speaker 9: in popularity in the nineteen seventies due to an unlikely
Speaker 9: appearance on television. Really what sparked that trend? Was it
Speaker 9: a It was featured on The Brady Bunch b It
Speaker 9: was featured on The Price Is Right or c it
Speaker 9: was featured on a televised hostage situation.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, maybe that was the hostages demand?
Speaker 10: Would the hostages have demand?
Speaker 11: We're gonna yeah, I don't mean hostages.
Speaker 6: A cup of noodles I don't know.
Speaker 5: Featured on The Brady Bunch. I could see. I was
Speaker 5: like the perfect family.
Speaker 1: So if all of a sudden, their nanny comes out
Speaker 1: with a cup of noodles for one of the.
Speaker 7: Kids, Alice Alice, Alice would never allow them to eat
Speaker 7: something as cheap as a couple. She cooked everything from scratch.
Speaker 8: But maybe it was like one of those episodes where
Speaker 8: it's like a Shenanigan where she was sneaking them to
Speaker 8: the kids.
Speaker 6: Well, I hope they fired her for that. Unacceptable but
Speaker 6: product on The Price is Right, that's like what the
Speaker 6: whole show's about.
Speaker 1: Guess, cheap things an expensive thing. So maybe it's too easy,
Speaker 1: but I'm gonna say price is right.
Speaker 10: Jake Jose said, the price is right? That is.
Speaker 9: It was the hostage situation. Over a ten day ordeal,
Speaker 9: the police officers were seen eating cup noodles and sales
Speaker 9: in Japan.
Speaker 2: Skyrock it was the police officers.
Speaker 6: Well, it's one of those days where we all got.
Speaker 7: Our questions wrong, so we're all going to be getting
Speaker 7: shocked while singing My Humps by Black Eyed Peas.
Speaker 14: What are you gonna do with all that junk, all
Speaker 14: that John gets side Yo, Chunky, get.
Speaker 6: You jump, get you love, junk, got my humps? That's
Speaker 6: your shock collar question.
Speaker 13: Of the day, Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 7: Has there been a reality TV show in recent memory
Speaker 7: that's had as much press as this one?
Speaker 6: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 7: I'm talking about the Golden Bachelor with the seventy two
Speaker 7: year old widower Gary Turner looking to find love again
Speaker 7: in the ergonomic hot tub with.
Speaker 6: Installed.
Speaker 2: You're the only one that's seen it, right, Jeffrey.
Speaker 7: I'm not the only one who's seen it. Alexis has
Speaker 7: actually been watching it. And we don't have a lot
Speaker 7: of time here, Alexis, I just want to hear some
Speaker 7: of your takeaways from the show.
Speaker 12: Okay, First, his name is Jerry, by the way, jeff Yes, yeah,
Speaker 12: Jerry's guilf I love him. But the woman they all
Speaker 12: look really good for their age. A lot of botok
Speaker 12: though I bought a lot of anti aging things after
Speaker 12: watching it, watch it at retinal everything.
Speaker 2: Stick to your spo.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're a little cleany, I'll say. You know, I
Speaker 3: feel like they all think that they're already going to
Speaker 3: marry him.
Speaker 5: You know, because they didn't have less time.
Speaker 3: I don't know, I think so.
Speaker 12: I mean, are they looking for marriage at the end
Speaker 12: of this, because it's like that's what it ends with. Really,
Speaker 12: But my one complaint is there's too much death talk.
Speaker 12: You guys, you're off the verge.
Speaker 2: What else are you thinking about?
Speaker 3: I think they all have someone who died or is
Speaker 3: currently dying. It's gonna die.
Speaker 2: It's just like, as my dad says, they're all dropping
Speaker 2: like flies.
Speaker 3: Brook keep up everybody.
Speaker 6: Maybe there's something to that though, maybe that's like kind
Speaker 6: of sexy talk for them.
Speaker 3: I am scared, but there one on ones are gonna
Speaker 3: be the rest of the show.
Speaker 2: Is it a look into your future dating in life?
Speaker 2: It could be.
Speaker 3: It could be they're all trying to be fun, you know.
Speaker 1: Are they gonna use it as promotion They're like on
Speaker 1: the next Golden Bachelor.
Speaker 5: Someone may die.
Speaker 12: Yeah, I'm a little scared of what might happen this season.
Speaker 2: Can you imagine the insurance they had to take out
Speaker 2: for the show.
Speaker 13: Go hi.
Speaker 6: But you're gonna keep watching it, right, Alexis all the
Speaker 6: way through the season.
Speaker 12: I mean, I'm not gonna commit to I'm not gonna
Speaker 12: promise the whole season, but so far it's good.
Speaker 7: It's nice to have a wholesome reality TV show back.
Speaker 10: On the y.
Speaker 3: He doesn't use the words like hot and sexy. He
Speaker 3: calls them elegant.
Speaker 2: That's sweet. I can't wait for the hip replacement episode.
Speaker 7: Text se nine, Are you watching The Golden Bachelor? Tell
Speaker 7: us what you think about it. We got laser stories
Speaker 7: coming up. It's the radio segment that opened his own
Speaker 7: medical clinic called Bend It. Like Beckham, I don't want
Speaker 7: to go into the details of what problemly treat, but
Speaker 7: let's just say it's not lame elbows. Book your appointment
Speaker 7: with laser stores. It's gotta be yeah, unless you'll find out.
Speaker 6: There's a segment where we read weird news.
Speaker 7: Stories around the globe, just like everyone else does, except
Speaker 7: we've got a laser and there's other limpy wimpy's just
Speaker 7: don't This first laser story is out of New York.
Speaker 7: Three college students have a tradition where they make a
Speaker 7: homemade steak dinner meal at their New York apartment every
Speaker 7: single week.
Speaker 6: That's fine, And one night, as they dined.
Speaker 7: They thought it'd be funny if they made up a
Speaker 7: name for their fake little apartment restaurant and called it Marons.
Speaker 2: Fancy, I'm going to love tonight.
Speaker 7: And they actually listed it on Google Maps too, and
Speaker 7: convinced their friends to give it great reviews. And that's
Speaker 7: when the inside joke started to spiral, because soon it
Speaker 7: became quote the best steakhouse on the Upper east Side.
Speaker 5: Everyone kept giving reviews, Yeah, that's so good.
Speaker 6: And then the unexpected happened.
Speaker 7: Thousands of New Yorkers discovered the highly reviewed fake restaurant
Speaker 7: and inundated it with reservations.
Speaker 2: Which makes it even more wanted.
Speaker 7: But instead of letting everyone in on the joke, they
Speaker 7: decided to take it to the next level and actually.
Speaker 6: Opened it for just one night. What are they thinking?
Speaker 7: They rented a warehouse, pulled in tables, chairs.
Speaker 6: White linens.
Speaker 7: Really did it, I think, And then got a bunch
Speaker 7: of their twenty something friends to attempt to be cooks.
Speaker 7: And then the so called chef's put together a five
Speaker 7: course menu named the Bovine Circle.
Speaker 3: Of Life, No so hard, I kind of like it.
Speaker 7: It included steak, salad, dessert, and milk from Philip the
Speaker 7: Ugandan cow in The prank was a success. Most of
Speaker 7: the diners got a good laugh at the efforts of
Speaker 7: the pranksters.
Speaker 6: They know they realized.
Speaker 7: It eventually, but not one thought they should actually open
Speaker 7: a real restaurant.
Speaker 2: I want to see what their reviews are now, I know.
Speaker 6: Let's go to your next laser story out of Los Angeles.
Speaker 7: Everyone reads at a different pace, but one book club
Speaker 7: might have just set a new record. They're making news
Speaker 7: because it's taken them twenty eight years to read a
Speaker 7: single book.
Speaker 8: I've been to like three years of book club, and
Speaker 8: I think I've read half of a book.
Speaker 6: So I get it, Brooke.
Speaker 7: This isn't because they drink at every meeting and actually
Speaker 7: forget about the reading part altogether.
Speaker 2: Yeah, hey, wat cheese too, sometimes dessert.
Speaker 6: This is because they only read one single page at
Speaker 6: a time.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 7: In fact, they regularly meet twice a month, so it's
Speaker 7: taken him twenty eight years to go over six hundred
Speaker 7: and twenty eight pages of their book.
Speaker 2: Am I actually discussed just one page.
Speaker 7: The book club started in nineteen ninety five at the
Speaker 7: Los Angeles Public Library, and the same.
Speaker 6: Person that started it is still leading it.
Speaker 7: His name is Jerry Fialka, and he says he picked
Speaker 7: the book Finnigan's Wake because it's famously difficult to understand,
Speaker 7: so you.
Speaker 2: Have to like dissect it, like why did they put
Speaker 2: that comma there? What does it mean?
Speaker 7: He went slow because he wanted to make sure that
Speaker 7: he and every single person in the club got it
Speaker 7: by going extra extra slowly.
Speaker 8: I love books, but why would anyone want to read
Speaker 8: a book that is that difficult?
Speaker 13: Me?
Speaker 2: I have twenty eight years.
Speaker 1: I forget things all the time, So you give me
Speaker 1: one page to read, I could probably actually accomplish this.
Speaker 7: If you're wondering how long a group of people can
Speaker 7: talk about one single page, Jerry says, it's about two hours.
Speaker 7: Well two hours, you'll never believe it. But this week
Speaker 7: they will reach the final page.
Speaker 6: They do, god exactly.
Speaker 7: Everybody is wondering what book is next, but Jerry says
Speaker 7: there will be no next book because Finnegan's Wake ends
Speaker 7: in the middle of the last sentence and then picks
Speaker 7: right back up at the beginning.
Speaker 13: Oh.
Speaker 6: It's a never ending is it a book?
Speaker 7: From how Jerry says he hopes the group stays alive
Speaker 7: long enough to finish the book a second time.
Speaker 2: He's gotta be a prank by the.
Speaker 6: Let's go to your next lazer story out of restroom world.
Speaker 2: Okay, Jose a time.
Speaker 7: Have you ever grabbed a few squares of toilet paper
Speaker 7: and been frustrated because it didn't tear away in a
Speaker 7: neat line?
Speaker 5: I have OCD about that.
Speaker 2: Really, I don't know ever notice.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I tend to not care. But apparently it was
Speaker 7: an issue that bothered a lot of people. In fact,
Speaker 7: the powers that be from Sharman say they got a
Speaker 7: lot of complaints about toilet paper not tearing cleanly along
Speaker 7: the perforation, so it should be a square. They had
Speaker 7: their team look into this. The researchers figured out that
Speaker 7: the uneven tear was because the line was straight, but
Speaker 7: people were pulling from many different angles and directions.
Speaker 2: It's my fault.
Speaker 8: They should look into is the deforestation that toilet papers carousing?
Speaker 2: But okay, whatever.
Speaker 7: The team started working on a redesign and that took
Speaker 7: more than five years.
Speaker 4: Wow, TP technology, But they just announced.
Speaker 6: The end result is finally ready.
Speaker 7: It's called smooth tear, and instead of a straight line,
Speaker 7: it's a wavy perforation, which means that each piece is
Speaker 7: no longer a perfect square, but it's soft and also
Speaker 7: gives you maximum.
Speaker 5: I don't like the ultrasoft Strong is the best way?
Speaker 7: Okay, ogad time your next laser story out of online
Speaker 7: shopping headquarters. Exactly how lazy has society gotten? Well, here's
Speaker 7: the latest. Amazon already delivers anything you want right to
Speaker 7: your front door, and if you need to return it,
Speaker 7: you just drop it off at Whole Foods or a
Speaker 7: UPS store. But now you don't even have to do
Speaker 7: that last part. For five dollars, Uber will do it
Speaker 7: for you.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, I would use this kind of pick
Speaker 2: it up.
Speaker 6: That's right, return it.
Speaker 7: Uber is adding a brand new feature called Uber Lazy.
Speaker 8: I love it.
Speaker 7: I'm not sure if that's the real name, but the
Speaker 7: service lets you book a driver to come pick up
Speaker 7: any packages you need to return, and they'll go drop
Speaker 7: them off at FedEx, UPS or your local post office
Speaker 7: for a flat fee of five bucks.
Speaker 2: Okay, but there's a tip attached, you know there has
Speaker 2: to be.
Speaker 6: Yeah, Auto a tip.
Speaker 7: Sure, but I won't pick up anything that costs more
Speaker 7: than one hundred dollars and it has to weigh thirty
Speaker 7: pounds or less.
Speaker 5: Okay, then they're going to charge me.
Speaker 6: You can't like return your new coucher table, the.
Speaker 2: Flat artichow carts, that Jose or that's right, I ate
Speaker 2: all of them.
Speaker 6: So why is this happening?
Speaker 7: Maybe because a recent poll found seventy nine percent of
Speaker 7: people under thirty five mail returns somewhat or very annoying.
Speaker 2: Whatever. Sometimes the companies are just like, we don't want it, Yeah,
Speaker 2: I keep it.
Speaker 7: According to the National Retail Federation, almost seventeen percent of
Speaker 7: online retail sales end up being.
Speaker 6: Returned to this so terrible. That's one in every six
Speaker 6: items I've heard.
Speaker 2: They just get thrown away.
Speaker 3: Yeah, tell you to keep it.
Speaker 2: So much garbage.
Speaker 6: If you're wondering, the returns does include shoes?
Speaker 2: Oh that's good for this guy.
Speaker 6: Has he ever returned a pair? I don't think, just
Speaker 6: once because the tongue was two flappy.
Speaker 7: Show these laser stories has come to an end for
Speaker 7: the day. We'll do it again at the same time
Speaker 7: on Monday.
Speaker 13: Night, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning it's.
Speaker 7: The single biggest decision we have to make for the
Speaker 7: show every year, and we need the listener's help.
Speaker 2: Yes, we do.
Speaker 7: What should the Morning Show group Halloween costume be for
Speaker 7: this October thirty?
Speaker 6: First, we are so.
Speaker 2: Late this year planning. This is an emergency.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I can tell you right now.
Speaker 7: I'm pre vetoing the idea that we're all different eras
Speaker 7: from Taylor Swift's tour and digital Jake is Travis Kelcey
Speaker 7: and we fight each other.
Speaker 6: To the death for his love.
Speaker 2: That'd be so good, though.
Speaker 6: I'm sorry but pre vetoed not doing it.
Speaker 7: We're each gonna pitch our costume ideas for the first time.
Speaker 7: We haven't heard each others yet. It's gonna happen right here.
Speaker 7: Text in seven, eight, five, nine two to help us
Speaker 7: decide which one.
Speaker 15: To go with.
Speaker 7: We're gonna do it at seventeen. There's a storied tradition
Speaker 7: on this show. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 7: If you weren't sure which show, I was.
Speaker 2: Like, oh god, we're here. Change the station.
Speaker 7: But every year we dress up in a coordinated group
Speaker 7: costume for Halloween.
Speaker 6: And this is a tradition that goes.
Speaker 7: Way back, all the way to twenty twenty one, wow,
Speaker 7: two years.
Speaker 2: Ago, because I never knew we'd get this far.
Speaker 7: I mean, we know we were dressing up before then,
Speaker 7: but we finally decided, just like Brooks Marriage, to try
Speaker 7: the group route.
Speaker 5: It has been. It is wonderful. It's a lot more coordination.
Speaker 2: But you were going to light up my DMS. That
Speaker 2: is not what I'm looking for in my bear.
Speaker 6: You're welcome, Brooke. But two years ago we did Scooby
Speaker 6: Doo in the Gang and that was.
Speaker 10: A big hit.
Speaker 7: Last year we did Harry Potter. The question is what
Speaker 7: should we dress as on October thirty first. This time
Speaker 7: around we set its own. Guys, There's been a lot
Speaker 7: of text already at seven eight, five, nine two from
Speaker 7: people who like the show and want to put in
Speaker 7: their own suggestions that we're going to try to put
Speaker 7: in hours now. We don't know a lot of time,
Speaker 7: so we probably can't get to everybody's ideas. That's why
Speaker 7: here's how it's gonna work. We are gonna spin our
Speaker 7: Ai prize wheel and we have replaced all the prizes
Speaker 7: on it with each of our names, so whoever it
Speaker 7: lands on gets to pitch one costume idea to the
Speaker 7: group and give a short reason why you think we
Speaker 7: should go with that costume, and then we'll spin again.
Speaker 6: And go to the next person.
Speaker 2: Okay, let's go.
Speaker 5: So remember try and keep an open mind.
Speaker 6: I know everybody already thinks their costume idea is the best.
Speaker 5: But probably just hear everybody out.
Speaker 7: Hopefully the wheel lands on you, maybe more than once,
Speaker 7: and you can pitch more than one idea.
Speaker 2: You know I'm coming in.
Speaker 6: Let's start this off, Ashton spin the wheel, very old.
Speaker 2: School AI wheel reel.
Speaker 9: Alexis spooky, fake eyelashes fuller.
Speaker 6: A little judgmental this morning.
Speaker 7: What's your group costume idea?
Speaker 3: I want to be Mario Party like all the Mario characters.
Speaker 6: Do you have ideas for who should be?
Speaker 3: Well, obviously I want to be Princess Pete. In my
Speaker 3: thought process, I don't see it, and she doesn't wear
Speaker 3: a crop top.
Speaker 13: She can.
Speaker 3: My thing is, think of all the TikTok audio with it.
Speaker 3: We could do all the Mario Karts sounds. We could
Speaker 3: like race around the office like throw bananas at each other.
Speaker 6: We could do mushrooms on the show.
Speaker 3: So much potential for all the fun videos with it.
Speaker 7: We're writing down super Mario is one idea. Let's go
Speaker 7: to the next person, Ashton spin the wheel.
Speaker 6: Again again so long? I could have been Hey, that
Speaker 6: was harmless.
Speaker 13: You can follow her at the rowdy pa on Twitter.
Speaker 10: I don't even know what.
Speaker 7: Trying to keep your political leanings off the show for
Speaker 7: one Halloween?
Speaker 6: Just okay, what's your idea.
Speaker 8: I think it would be really great to do a
Speaker 8: punny Halloween and we all dress up as puns.
Speaker 2: And I know alex Is gone this.
Speaker 8: I'm hoping for majority rules right here, and I say,
Speaker 8: we give the freedom. Do you get to pick whatever
Speaker 8: pun you want?
Speaker 13: Right?
Speaker 8: Like Alexis, you could be a social butterfly and you'd
Speaker 8: wear like, you know, like the different social media logos
Speaker 8: and then little we you want us.
Speaker 3: To have to explain our costumes to everybody?
Speaker 8: Like one year I went as a serial killer and
Speaker 8: I had little cereal boxes with like stabbing and blood.
Speaker 7: I don't nobody ever understands what Brooks costumes are.
Speaker 2: Mark, what about homely cow? You dresses a cow with
Speaker 2: like an angel?
Speaker 10: You religions what he's going.
Speaker 6: To match on the show. That's not really a group thing.
Speaker 6: It's all like separate, but we could be pig.
Speaker 2: In a blanket. You can address this a little piggy
Speaker 2: and then you wrapped in a blanket, write.
Speaker 6: It down for everybody comes.
Speaker 2: I think it's French toasts.
Speaker 6: Okay, we heard it, you got we got the idea.
Speaker 7: Sometimes every culture listening. Let's go to the next one
Speaker 7: wheel again, mirror.
Speaker 5: You, Jeff get.
Speaker 6: Digital JK opinion that what do you want us to
Speaker 6: dress us for Halloween?
Speaker 9: I think we should dress up as characters from the Simpsons,
Speaker 9: A Homer, a Marge of bart Elisa, and then all
Speaker 9: of us, the rest of us the help. There's a
Speaker 9: ensemble of characters that we could.
Speaker 5: Knew a bunch of their impressions. I'd love to even
Speaker 5: be comic.
Speaker 2: But don't have to do all the yellow face paint.
Speaker 2: What you do, you're gonna do it right, you gotta
Speaker 2: be yellow.
Speaker 7: The idea of recreating like the opening scene of the Simpsons,
Speaker 7: Yeah yeah, they have a.
Speaker 2: Really dirty couch would be perfect.
Speaker 6: Let's keep going again.
Speaker 13: Ashton, you are all Jose Ao Latinos.
Speaker 6: Hold on, sorry, spin it again, please.
Speaker 13: Jose Latona Tangos.
Speaker 6: It's not good enough. It's not good enough.
Speaker 13: Don't again.
Speaker 7: It's gonna say Bolonaise Joseolaton.
Speaker 6: That's pretty close.
Speaker 2: That should be your rapper name.
Speaker 6: Go ahead, picture of your group costume I d and why.
Speaker 1: I just want to say, because I think this would
Speaker 1: be the most funny visually.
Speaker 2: Okay, the Adams family, Okay, think about it. I don't
Speaker 2: hate it. I don't know what's funny about it.
Speaker 5: So will be Wednesday.
Speaker 10: Huh, Gomez.
Speaker 5: The dad would be Jeffrey of course, and then more
Speaker 5: Titia would be your boy. You're looking at her. You
Speaker 5: want to be.
Speaker 4: Because it's Helenio to do this.
Speaker 3: You want to be a woman.
Speaker 5: And then the years obvious one is Uncle Faster being Brooke. Okay, yeah, because.
Speaker 3: She's like our uncle and I can't be Wednesday. I
Speaker 3: could do.
Speaker 5: Seriously, that's what I wanted you to be as the dad.
Speaker 5: But I think it makes more sense.
Speaker 8: I mean, if we were going to do the show Wednesday,
Speaker 8: she could be the little peppy blonde roommate of Wednesday.
Speaker 5: Yeah I've never seen that.
Speaker 6: Yeah, we're out of time here, so real quick.
Speaker 7: My choice is Golden Girls, which is great because Brooke
Speaker 7: doesn't even need a costume. Text that's right, Patriots, your
Speaker 7: options this year, are Super Mario, different puns, the Simpsons,
Speaker 7: the Adams Family, or Golden Girls, And our technical director, Ashton,
Speaker 7: suggested Wizard of Oz.
Speaker 6: So look forward to seeing your text.
Speaker 7: Also hit up our socials at Brooke and Jeffery to
Speaker 7: see our Halloween costumes for the year.
Speaker 6: Phone Town's coming up.
Speaker 13: Next Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 7: In today's phone tap, we call a guy who works
Speaker 7: for a big corporation because one of his coworker buddies
Speaker 7: wanted to play a joke and they told him they
Speaker 7: just hired someone from Germany to be on their team.
Speaker 7: And before he moves, he needs to ask a few
Speaker 7: questions on.
Speaker 6: The business side.
Speaker 7: Okay, that maense, But our own resident German, Hans Glueberg,
Speaker 7: has different intentions.
Speaker 6: Hello, he wants to get down to.
Speaker 7: Business with the local ladies, want to get to the
Speaker 7: business visit, and he needs an American man to show
Speaker 7: him the way.
Speaker 6: It's your phone tap right now, an.
Speaker 16: Hello, good and talk?
Speaker 4: Hello is this massive?
Speaker 15: Ah?
Speaker 16: Yes, this is Matthew.
Speaker 4: Oh hello, Massieu. I am Hans. I am the new employee.
Speaker 16: Oh right, you're the new guy. Yeah, day said you
Speaker 16: were gonna call very good.
Speaker 4: Well, actually I do have a question what it is
Speaker 4: not necessarily about the business. Okay, I am wondering are
Speaker 4: you single?
Speaker 13: What?
Speaker 4: I am just curious, like do you have a special
Speaker 4: fraud line or you know, I do not know your preference.
Speaker 5: Maybe you have a boy line.
Speaker 16: Perhaps No, I I'm single.
Speaker 5: Do not worry.
Speaker 4: No, I am not trying to make the romantic time
Speaker 4: on you. Wait what I am due to the country
Speaker 4: and I am looking to find some beautiful women for myself.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, and I want to know how does it work?
Speaker 16: How does it work to do what like find a
Speaker 16: beautiful woman?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 4: I've seen in you know, the American movies about buying
Speaker 4: a drinking to impress the women.
Speaker 16: Yeah, yeah, you can do that here, but in Germany is.
Speaker 4: A little different. See we're talking to her about her
Speaker 4: body and her masculine hands and how many callises she
Speaker 4: can count on one, two us three? Ooh that one
Speaker 4: counts as two one is growing on another one.
Speaker 13: Yeah.
Speaker 16: I don't know if the women over here would like that. Honestly,
Speaker 16: that is interesting to me.
Speaker 4: Why why not the you know, hunt Carlis pickup line?
Speaker 4: Oh like your Carlie go you look very bumpy.
Speaker 16: Honestly, talking about women bodies. Isn't the best idea over here?
Speaker 4: I have seen in the American TV shows. Yeah, they
Speaker 4: do the pick up of the women. It is very
Speaker 4: similar to Germany, but we do the cows.
Speaker 16: Well, were you talking about cows?
Speaker 4: You know, like you talk to the woman and asking
Speaker 4: how many of the cows can she left?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 16: No, that's not really a thing here really.
Speaker 4: Oh, in Germany, the more cows a woman can throw
Speaker 4: over her shoulders, the more suitors will line up or
Speaker 4: down the corn.
Speaker 6: Now, oh my goodness.
Speaker 16: Well you've got some different customs over there, don't you.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, it's like a cream cheese festival.
Speaker 5: It gets crazy.
Speaker 4: You guys have the cream cheese festivals.
Speaker 16: Yeah, I can't say we do.
Speaker 4: Oh my goodness. You'll never know what's going to happen
Speaker 4: at the cream cheese festival.
Speaker 10: Yeah.
Speaker 4: One time I left and let us just say there
Speaker 4: were no cream cheese left. Hans ate it all.
Speaker 16: Yeah, I don't know if that's going to help you.
Speaker 16: I'd say, just try to be yourself and make a
Speaker 16: connection with them.
Speaker 4: Perhaps I can use the help of my new friend you, Matthew.
Speaker 16: You want to be wing man, and look at that
Speaker 16: we are at lunchtime. I'm sorry, I've got to end
Speaker 16: this call.
Speaker 4: Oh perfect, is lunch for me too? You can go
Speaker 4: do the meat cute?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 4: What's a meat cute? When you bump into somebody random?
Speaker 4: You know, you don't I don't know you, you don't
Speaker 4: know me? Whoopsie daisis right. In Germany, it's not meat cute.
Speaker 4: It's cute meat. You just bring fresh meat to your
Speaker 4: fraud line and it is so cute and the women
Speaker 4: love it. Would you like a spleen from the cow?
Speaker 16: That's different.
Speaker 4: That is how my grandparents got married. He gave her
Speaker 4: a cow spleen. Oh wow, it's very cute, exactly how
Speaker 4: it is saying. Sometimes you have a steak. Maybe next
Speaker 4: time you come in and you have an appendix from
Speaker 4: a rabbit.
Speaker 16: Like I said, it's lunchtime. I got to run.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, that sounds like a plan. Dave said that
Speaker 4: we should meet up for the prank phone call anyway,
Speaker 4: and for lunch as well. Dude, how are you saying?
Speaker 4: Two birds one bird?
Speaker 17: Wait?
Speaker 4: Wi stones, one bird?
Speaker 16: I'm sorry, what did Dave say?
Speaker 4: The pranking of the phone call?
Speaker 1: What because your coager Dave said, you up, man, this
Speaker 1: is actually Jose from Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5: We're doing a phone tap.
Speaker 1: Dave said, you guys hired a new guy from Germany
Speaker 1: and you haven't met him.
Speaker 4: Yere, Well, well, what cut of meat will you bring
Speaker 4: for the ladies?
Speaker 16: Oh man, oh, I am not getting into this.
Speaker 4: I highly recommend some type of honey badger bladder.
Speaker 16: Excellent, excellent.
Speaker 18: I'll you guys on the flip side.
Speaker 4: Okay, I'll see you at work. I love you for
Speaker 4: head cases.
Speaker 16: Yeah yeah, bye baby.
Speaker 13: Wake up every morning with weekday mornings on the twenties
Speaker 13: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 7: If you're driving to work right now, or to school,
Speaker 7: or you're about to get out of the car and
Speaker 7: turn your radio off, I just ask one thing from
Speaker 7: you that at some point later today you go to
Speaker 7: our podcasts at Brook and Jeffrey and look under the
Speaker 7: second dates for the title Mexican Craycation, because what you're
Speaker 7: gonna hear is one of the most hilarious accidental situations
Speaker 7: ever that happened to one of our listeners while he
Speaker 7: was on a trip in.
Speaker 2: Mexico, and it wasn't even Tequila's fault.
Speaker 7: Well no, although Tequila did play a role in what
Speaker 7: happened that day, so make sure you check it out.
Speaker 7: For the lucky ones who are about to hear this
Speaker 7: live on the radio, though, get ready for your extra
Speaker 7: Cray Cray edition of a Second Date Update.
Speaker 6: It's coming up next Second Date Update Date.
Speaker 7: How come Whenever I go on vacations, I never meet
Speaker 7: anybody interesting or sexy or cool.
Speaker 2: For I think it's because you have to talk to people.
Speaker 6: I do talk to people.
Speaker 2: I don't know. You're just like, you're kind of like
Speaker 2: a quiet guy. Sometimes I'm a.
Speaker 6: Good listener, Yes, thank you, brother.
Speaker 7: I just meet the weirdos, like Dale, the severely sunburned
Speaker 7: pharmacist who's celebrating his third divorce.
Speaker 2: Oh so you talk to the people.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I just don't meet the right and then the
Speaker 6: guy makes me pay for all the drinks on the
Speaker 6: booze cruise that we're on.
Speaker 13: Wow.
Speaker 7: But that wasn't the case for one of our listeners, Drew,
Speaker 7: who says he went down to Mexico for a vacation
Speaker 7: recently and ended up meeting an awesome woman while he
Speaker 7: was there.
Speaker 6: So let's talk to him about it, Drew. How you doing, man.
Speaker 17: Doing?
Speaker 16: Dude?
Speaker 2: I'm excited are we making an international call to Mexico.
Speaker 17: No, I'm back, but I was in Mexico and I'm
Speaker 17: really confused.
Speaker 10: I need your help.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I know you're on the phone from here. I'm
Speaker 8: wondering about her. Yeah, we call her in the.
Speaker 7: Next part of this, but you know, in touch with
Speaker 7: her if you guys can help, Okay, okay, I'll tell
Speaker 7: us how.
Speaker 6: You met her.
Speaker 17: So. Look, so I was in Mexico. I go with
Speaker 17: my family every year. It's like this whole thing, like yeah,
Speaker 17: and I had like twenty minutes to.
Speaker 8: Spare, and I'm I just I'm sorry to interrupt, but
Speaker 8: it's not like your wife or kids, right, I just
Speaker 8: make sure when you say.
Speaker 18: No, you know it's my aunt uncles.
Speaker 17: You know yet much.
Speaker 2: I didn't interrupt.
Speaker 5: But that was important.
Speaker 17: Yeah, no, it is important.
Speaker 10: Yeah, but no.
Speaker 17: So yeah, I'm at the pool and by myself at
Speaker 17: the bar, and all of a sudden, this like chick
Speaker 17: comes up to me and her name is Chrissy. Turns out,
Speaker 17: apparently we clicked yeah Chrissy like from three Company.
Speaker 6: Okay, oh yeah, do you have a more modern reference
Speaker 6: than that one, because I don't think we know. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 6: you don't sound that old.
Speaker 17: Well, no I'm not, but hey, I like reruns. But yeah, anyway,
Speaker 17: I'm by the pool and this Kirsty comes up to
Speaker 17: me and we start talking, and apparently we clicked right
Speaker 17: away because this old couple that was like swimming by
Speaker 17: us came up to us. And that's just how long
Speaker 17: we were married.
Speaker 13: Yeah.
Speaker 7: You know what's a good sign When a total stranger
Speaker 7: thinks that you have such good chemistry with someone, you
Speaker 7: must have been with them forever.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, or you're dating or something.
Speaker 17: Yeah, And it was crazy, so I kind of just
Speaker 17: went with it.
Speaker 2: Oh, you pretended to be married to this old couple.
Speaker 17: No, not to the old couple me and Chrissy.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I feel like anything, Brook says, You're not really
Speaker 6: the way you say words, Brooke, it's important.
Speaker 5: Totally communicating right now, I'm so hard.
Speaker 2: I didn't pretend to marry you.
Speaker 6: Well, the way you said it, that's what I meant.
Speaker 8: Like, you pretended in front of the old people to them,
Speaker 8: they thought you were married.
Speaker 17: Yes, anyway, I kind of fell in love with her.
Speaker 17: I spent five hours with her.
Speaker 13: Wee kind of down.
Speaker 2: How much drinking?
Speaker 5: That's a good.
Speaker 17: Question in Mexico, he went for me. But look, we
Speaker 17: hit it off. Turns out we're from the same area,
Speaker 17: we know the same people.
Speaker 13: Like it was meant to be.
Speaker 2: What that world? Yeah, that's pretty wild.
Speaker 17: Yeah, And we were supposed to meet up the next day,
Speaker 17: and I haven't heard from her.
Speaker 8: So you spent all day at the pool together. Did
Speaker 8: you guys go anywhere else besides the pool and the bar?
Speaker 18: No?
Speaker 17: Five hours in the water, just drinking and laughing and
Speaker 17: pretending we're married.
Speaker 3: Were we supposed to meet up with her at the
Speaker 3: resort again or back home?
Speaker 17: We were supposed to go walk on the beach in
Speaker 17: the morning. And then she texted me and she said
Speaker 17: that she had an early flight, which I understood. Okay,
Speaker 17: But now that we're back, we're in the same area, Like,
Speaker 17: why isn't she getting back to me? I don't understand it.
Speaker 8: I mean, it's not really a date that you went
Speaker 8: on though, right, So it's like, although you were flirting
Speaker 8: and you were doing the thing, Like.
Speaker 7: I don't know, what more could you need from a
Speaker 7: date than like drinking and flirting and hanging out for
Speaker 7: five straight hours?
Speaker 6: What more would qualify as a date?
Speaker 2: I know, sometimes like when you're on vacation.
Speaker 8: You just think of like vacation zone and real life zone,
Speaker 8: and then they don't overlap.
Speaker 3: There's like vacation boyfriends.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, like.
Speaker 3: Back to real life.
Speaker 6: Oh sorry, I didn't know the rules vacation different.
Speaker 2: I need a Lexus to say everything I'm trying to say, because.
Speaker 6: Thank you for translating. So how long has it been
Speaker 6: since you've been back.
Speaker 17: It's been two weeks and her every other day. I
Speaker 17: don't want to be too hard, but you know, like
Speaker 17: we had such a good time.
Speaker 2: Okay, what are you sending her?
Speaker 13: Like?
Speaker 2: Are you just saying hey, what's up? You sending her
Speaker 2: picks that you guys took together.
Speaker 17: Oh no, we didn't take any texts. You were in
Speaker 17: the pool, but yeah, Brooks.
Speaker 2: Always take pics at the pool. I'm on vacation.
Speaker 6: Okay, but we're gonna come back.
Speaker 7: We're gonna call your Mexican wife, Chrissy, and we're gonna
Speaker 7: find out why she's not wanting to hang out now
Speaker 7: that you're back home together.
Speaker 6: Okay.
Speaker 17: Yeah, by the way, she's not Mexican. I just met
Speaker 17: her down there.
Speaker 5: Yeah, like she was located in Mexican.
Speaker 6: Okay, now, now I'm being the completion. All right, this
Speaker 6: might be a train wreck when we do your second
Speaker 6: date update right after day hold on second date update.
Speaker 7: A chance meeting had a pool in Mexico, a meeting
Speaker 7: that lasted for five wonderful hours where drinks were flowing,
Speaker 7: water was splashing, old people were admiring them as a
Speaker 7: great couple. It was just the perfect day for our listener, Drew,
Speaker 7: and they were scheduled to meet up to go for
Speaker 7: a walk on the beach together the next morning. But Chrissy,
Speaker 7: the woman that he met, texted him saying she couldn't.
Speaker 8: Make it, which she said she had a flight out.
Speaker 8: Why didn't you remember that when she is planning the.
Speaker 6: Wall very suspicious?
Speaker 7: But now that they're both back home, what's changed? Is
Speaker 7: she sobered up now and suddenly not into it anymore?
Speaker 7: Is she back with her husband and can't see him without,
Speaker 7: you know, making things weird?
Speaker 2: It's actually not a bad question.
Speaker 17: Far.
Speaker 7: We don't know, but we're gonna attempt to find out
Speaker 7: when we call Chrissy here in just a second.
Speaker 6: First, Drew, how we feeling?
Speaker 13: You're good?
Speaker 18: Are you?
Speaker 8: I thought you'd be more nervous because you dropped a
Speaker 8: lot of emotions when we were talking to you, I
Speaker 8: mean you were saying, after five hours, this is love.
Speaker 6: You did use the L word.
Speaker 16: Well, I think it's gonna work out.
Speaker 2: Okay, that optimistic, that's good.
Speaker 7: Maybe he's still having a little bit of tequila this
Speaker 7: morning and there's nothing supportive.
Speaker 2: Body shots all around.
Speaker 6: No comment from Drew. That's okay.
Speaker 13: He doesn't like.
Speaker 5: Your body, lady.
Speaker 7: We promise we're going to make sure Brook talks as
Speaker 7: little as possible when we call Chrissy.
Speaker 2: Here, I'm promising nothing, jeff Yeah, then we're.
Speaker 6: Doomed from the start. But here we go, Chrissy. Hello,
Speaker 6: Hey is this Chrissy?
Speaker 2: This is what should you say?
Speaker 6: Yeah? I guess we could say in Spanish. Yeah, it's
Speaker 6: already off to a bad start.
Speaker 13: Here.
Speaker 6: We're a radio show. We're called Brooke and Jeffrey in
Speaker 6: the Morning.
Speaker 5: Okay, Hi, Hi, we're we do a.
Speaker 7: Segment on our show called the Second Date Update, and
Speaker 7: we're hoping that you would be a part of it.
Speaker 18: I mean, can you tell me more about it, like
Speaker 18: what's going on?
Speaker 7: Well, yeah, it's uh, it's where we help our listeners
Speaker 7: who met somebody or have gone on a date with
Speaker 7: someone they really like. Try and reconnect for another date,
Speaker 7: and that happened recently with a guy named Drew down
Speaker 7: in Mexico.
Speaker 6: At least that's what we heard.
Speaker 15: Oh Drew.
Speaker 8: Yeah, he said he's been texting you for like the
Speaker 8: past two weeks and he hasn't heard much of anything back.
Speaker 16: He talked to you.
Speaker 7: Yeah, we got a little bit of background about what happened.
Speaker 7: That you guys met in a pool and you guys
Speaker 7: hung out there for five hours.
Speaker 8: He said, it was a great time, Like drinks were flowing.
Speaker 8: It just felt like you guys were clicking.
Speaker 6: You've pretended like you were married at one point.
Speaker 15: Anytime I feel like you're in a pool and drinks
Speaker 15: are flowing, it's a good time.
Speaker 6: You always pretend you're married to someone when you get
Speaker 6: in a pool.
Speaker 18: No, that was the first time, but I don't know
Speaker 18: after we were in the pool for a while, Like
Speaker 18: you said, five hours we were there, but it's a
Speaker 18: long time.
Speaker 15: Yeah, I mean we have a long time.
Speaker 18: We got to know each other.
Speaker 5: It was great.
Speaker 18: He's a great dude, but he's kind of the lightweight
Speaker 18: because lightwe okay, not that I have a drinking problem
Speaker 18: or a said.
Speaker 8: It's always good when you established that first five hours straight.
Speaker 10: Feel a thing.
Speaker 18: We alread to get tequila for five hours and I
Speaker 18: was just ready to keep the party going. But Drew
Speaker 18: just was ready to end the night.
Speaker 5: And yes, dose yourself better.
Speaker 10: Than he does.
Speaker 2: Maybe it doesn't matter. You're out in the sun, it's hot.
Speaker 2: I'm sure you're dehydrated. Like that's a long time. Anybody
Speaker 2: needs a nap after that.
Speaker 15: I totally get that.
Speaker 18: And I was headed to take a nap after. I
Speaker 18: wanted to go get one more drink, you know, And
Speaker 18: I pulled up to the hotel bar and I met someone.
Speaker 15: Wait, wait, okay, Andrew and I were not hooking up
Speaker 15: that day. That was a fun, little, fun little thing
Speaker 15: in the pool. But then I really met somebody, and
Speaker 15: I feel like I connected with him. He was an
Speaker 15: older gentleman.
Speaker 18: And I was instantly attracted to him. He was my pipe,
Speaker 18: and he just like really seemed like he had his
Speaker 18: stuff together, you know, like there was no red.
Speaker 6: Flag wood luck with men.
Speaker 5: Mexico.
Speaker 2: That's amazing. But wait, are you still dating the guy?
Speaker 18: Things were going so well that night that we continued them.
Speaker 2: Continued them here, oh back home, So you're still seeing yeah?
Speaker 5: Yeah, oh, around you by I mean.
Speaker 18: Yeah, he's from around here, and I just I really
Speaker 18: really liked Drew.
Speaker 15: He was a great guy. I had a lot of
Speaker 15: fun with him that day, but I didn't know if
Speaker 15: he was like the type that I wanted to go
Speaker 15: out with again. He was just somebody that I was
Speaker 15: hanging out with for the day and it was fun,
Speaker 15: like I.
Speaker 18: Made a friend for the day.
Speaker 7: Look, that's totally fair, and you're absolutely allowed to meet
Speaker 7: whoever you want. But here's an idea, because since it's
Speaker 7: still early in your relationship with this other guy and
Speaker 7: you're just starting things off with this person, so I
Speaker 7: don't know what his name is.
Speaker 6: And then Bruce Actually, okay, why not continue to go
Speaker 6: out and see Drew and Bruce?
Speaker 2: I mean, if if you're honest with Bruce, right, I
Speaker 2: mean I could think about it, but balancing too many
Speaker 2: it is pretty hard.
Speaker 10: You met you met somebody named Bruce there?
Speaker 7: What Sorry, Christy, I need to let you know that
Speaker 7: Drew has actually been on the other line listening this
Speaker 7: entire time.
Speaker 10: You're joking.
Speaker 6: No, No, that's how the segment works.
Speaker 17: Drew, what are you doing?
Speaker 15: Like, why are you doing this to me?
Speaker 9: Well?
Speaker 17: I was wanting to know why you weren't getting in
Speaker 17: touch with me. But now I'm a little confused because
Speaker 17: there's not that many Bruces out there, and you know
Speaker 17: that I was with my uncle and his name is Bruce, so.
Speaker 10: What I can't be Drew?
Speaker 17: No, I'm sorry?
Speaker 15: What wait?
Speaker 10: What did Bruce look like?
Speaker 16: Can you please tell me?
Speaker 17: Kind of important?
Speaker 18: He was an older gentleman, and he was pretty tall,
Speaker 18: probably like six foot two, and he was wearing a
Speaker 18: really nice watch. He had a very nice beard eye.
Speaker 17: Are you kidding me with that? It's my uncle, Drew?
Speaker 13: Why?
Speaker 16: Yeah?
Speaker 17: I mean, I'm in shock. I thought we had a
Speaker 17: thing going.
Speaker 15: It makes sense why he's from here too.
Speaker 5: I couldn't figure that out.
Speaker 15: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: The wait, the uncle was an upgrade from our boy.
Speaker 3: Don't bring it down like that.
Speaker 6: I just remember, Drew.
Speaker 18: Listen, since i'll probably see you at family reunions, it's not.
Speaker 3: Jump into that like.
Speaker 8: It's that serious with this uncle Bruce. Are we telling
Speaker 8: him huncle because he's like a honky uncle.
Speaker 2: I mean, it's pretty good, it's pretty good.
Speaker 6: Let's not call him anything, call him Bruce.
Speaker 18: Okay, I'm sorry, my boo right now, But.
Speaker 17: Well, you know he's a recovering alcoholic, right.
Speaker 6: Is like the spirit.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's way more put together.
Speaker 17: I can't believe my uncle didn't even tell I told
Speaker 17: them all about you and were going to go out.
Speaker 18: He must have thought I was too good to be true,
Speaker 18: so he found me himself.
Speaker 17: But hold on, why didn't you just answer me?
Speaker 10: Though?
Speaker 18: I didn't know how to tell you that I was
Speaker 18: seeing somebody else and I don't really see two people
Speaker 18: out of time usually.
Speaker 2: But she probably just feels too like she didn't owe
Speaker 2: you much, you know. It's like, I mean, it sucks.
Speaker 8: I agree she should have responded, but people don't. Yeah,
Speaker 8: people ghost all the time.
Speaker 3: Called you a friend for the day.
Speaker 2: Yeah, just had different feel.
Speaker 17: I really thought I thought we had. I don't. Would
Speaker 17: you know what hatng with Bruce? And I mean, would
Speaker 17: you like to go out one more time?
Speaker 10: Though?
Speaker 7: Well, sounds like he's still a little bit interested, so
Speaker 7: we should ask Chrissy, would you like to go out
Speaker 7: with Bruce's nephew for a day?
Speaker 6: We will pay for that date.
Speaker 18: I was gonna say, I might have to check with Bruce.
Speaker 18: Bruce allowed out of the house past his bedtime?
Speaker 16: Really cool?
Speaker 13: Yeah?
Speaker 7: True?
Speaker 8: Man?
Speaker 6: I'm sorry, dude, I don't think we're gonna be able
Speaker 6: to get you a date here.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't go on vacation with your uncle ever. Again,
Speaker 2: that's for sure.
Speaker 17: Every year.
Speaker 13: And Jeffrey in the morning, I.
Speaker 7: Know, I said it was going to be awkward for
Speaker 7: him at the holidays, but think about their next Mexico
Speaker 7: vacation because Drew said it's a family tradition where they
Speaker 7: go every year. Imagine Drew having to lay out on
Speaker 7: the beach and he has to watch uncle Bruce with
Speaker 7: his hot young girlfriend while she rubs lotion all over
Speaker 7: Uncle's back.
Speaker 8: There's only one answer to this, Jeffrey, and that's that
Speaker 8: Drew meets Chrissy's aunt.
Speaker 2: I mean, can't fire that fire.
Speaker 6: That during the call?
Speaker 2: Yeah, so ie, she's got a single ass.
Speaker 6: Yeah, we have to make that happen.
Speaker 2: If anything, we have to get well.
Speaker 8: I guess we don't get a second date update update
Speaker 8: with Drew, but I'd like to hear how Chrissy and
Speaker 8: the uncle turn out.
Speaker 2: Is that wrong with them?
Speaker 3: And see it all go down.
Speaker 10: We need to do a.
Speaker 7: Remote broadcast from a tropical vacation place like this will
Speaker 7: be perfect, Like.
Speaker 5: This resort if we find out which one of.
Speaker 6: Them you, we'll probably all end up with Uncle Bruce
Speaker 6: if we're not careful.
Speaker 7: But if you ever want to get a second date
Speaker 7: update for yourself, you can email us at Brook and Jeffrey.
Speaker 6: We'll call that person who wasn't calling you.
Speaker 13: Back Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 7: Well, the consultants have done it again. No, Brook and
Speaker 7: Jeffrey in the morning. And our listeners probably don't know this,
Speaker 7: but management occasionally hires radio advisors to listen to all
Speaker 7: of our content and they'll bring us in a room
Speaker 7: together and point out all of the things that they
Speaker 7: think we do.
Speaker 8: Badly and by like everyone's will like every time one
Speaker 8: listener stops listening.
Speaker 5: Yeah, they're like no, no, no, you're still number one.
Speaker 6: But yeah, but this whole situation, this is horror.
Speaker 7: Yeah. And they want to point out little things, especially
Speaker 7: like see you said that sentence in nine seconds, I
Speaker 7: really should say it in eight.
Speaker 6: I saw your ratings.
Speaker 8: You got to sell themon eight Well they're not here.
Speaker 8: Maybe seven down actually half a second? Could you get
Speaker 8: people to pay attention?
Speaker 7: Well, recently they did some analysis on our show again
Speaker 7: and apparently they found the one word they think I
Speaker 7: say too much on the air, and they want me
Speaker 7: to stop.
Speaker 13: What is it?
Speaker 7: I can't even tell you what it is, because even
Speaker 7: if I mentioned it casually, I'm going to get in
Speaker 7: trouble from the advisors.
Speaker 2: I am so desperate to know.
Speaker 16: Now.
Speaker 6: Only way that I.
Speaker 7: Could possibly get it out is if I sneak it
Speaker 7: into the lyrics of my new song of the world.
Speaker 6: So listen closely and maybe you'll hear the secret word.
Speaker 6: I'm not supposed to say.
Speaker 7: It's coming up at a ten. It is a song
Speaker 7: of the week time. And now that October is officially here,
Speaker 7: people are doing all the regular spooky season things. They're
Speaker 7: decorating their houses, going to the pumpkin patch, shooting apple
Speaker 7: cannons into each other's mouths.
Speaker 2: That's what the dangerous on your head.
Speaker 6: Only gonna do it right.
Speaker 7: But there's one activity that tops them all. In fact,
Speaker 7: we just learned about a new survey that found over
Speaker 7: seventy percent of all adults like to watch scary movies.
Speaker 7: I don't know what it is, but there's just something
Speaker 7: so magical about grabbing a bowl of popcorn, curling up
Speaker 7: under a blanket, and watching a supernatural psychopath disembowel an
Speaker 7: entire small time.
Speaker 2: The movie.
Speaker 6: I know I can't do.
Speaker 3: Even talking about it makes me so nervous.
Speaker 7: But I wonder, do you guys ever feel like these
Speaker 7: movie ville ones maybe get a bad rap.
Speaker 2: No killing screen.
Speaker 5: I mean, just because of all.
Speaker 7: The haunting and the stabbing and the demonic headspin, and
Speaker 7: we forget that these psychopath killers have feelings and problems
Speaker 7: of their own.
Speaker 2: I don't think we forget. I don't think we care.
Speaker 6: Well exactly, that's the problem. You've turned them this way because.
Speaker 7: Everyone's turned a blind eye to their problems in their knees.
Speaker 2: So Jason just needs a good cry.
Speaker 6: Yeah, well, we'll hug it out.
Speaker 7: Buddy, who's asking questions like where can Jason sharpen his
Speaker 7: blade and not be mobbed by cops or worse by
Speaker 7: autograph seekers.
Speaker 6: Somebody needs to sing about problems like that.
Speaker 7: Luckily I am brave enough to step into Michael Myers
Speaker 7: jumpsuit and walk a mile in his bloodstained boots.
Speaker 2: You know, stepping into his skin would also work here?
Speaker 6: Yeah, which is somebody else's skin.
Speaker 7: And today, instead of doing the big hit by Katy
Speaker 7: Perry teenage Dream.
Speaker 2: I mean nothing screams horror movie like Katie.
Speaker 7: It's young Jeffrey's teenage screams all about the unspoken struggle
Speaker 7: of being a horror flick movie villain.
Speaker 6: I'm gonna win you over.
Speaker 17: By the end.
Speaker 2: Sure, we're gonna be full of empathy.
Speaker 6: Okay, point when I'm ready.
Speaker 7: Point Oh my macheties, I order amm Zon. It's kinda crazy.
Speaker 7: Nobody has yet caught on my last delivery. The driver
Speaker 7: was never found.
Speaker 6: What's that sound? Chainsaws are scary. They're one of my
Speaker 6: big he brand things, but kind of heavy. I suffer
Speaker 6: from back pain.
Speaker 14: That's why when I chase you, I limp and I
Speaker 14: don't walk right.
Speaker 4: My back is tied.
Speaker 6: I'm not quite the social tide. Don't got friends, just ghosts.
Speaker 6: At full moon, I come alive.
Speaker 14: Foggy nights are my favorite web house Loasa.
Speaker 6: I'm out here causing.
Speaker 19: More teams nage screams than Taylor's Eras tour, haunt your
Speaker 19: dreams and track you down like an Apple air tag.
Speaker 6: I'm cleaning red flag mid night calls.
Speaker 17: I'll give your.
Speaker 2: House old ring.
Speaker 6: Don't be scared.
Speaker 16: Not tell them marketing.
Speaker 8: Here's the deal.
Speaker 19: I just want to ask you what movies you track, Hey, look,
Speaker 19: come out back.
Speaker 6: You bought a mansion and wondered why it's so cheap.
Speaker 10: I tried to warn you.
Speaker 7: And haunted it for a week, told you to get out,
Speaker 7: but you wouldn't break the leaves.
Speaker 6: Now you're deceased, oeg boards. I can lie text the dead.
Speaker 6: You up when day come?
Speaker 14: You act surprised, Poulter guys will possess your sister on
Speaker 14: sure me my favorite living in your dolly, evil demon spawn.
Speaker 6: Just tie me, Come pull my string.
Speaker 16: And I'll cover your back.
Speaker 6: Little cabbage past.
Speaker 14: Shafts, young front lawn.
Speaker 10: You think you spotted me?
Speaker 4: Boom, I'm gone like supernaturally.
Speaker 19: I just suff here.
Speaker 4: One second later, I'll read your hair.
Speaker 5: Back like a copper field.
Speaker 19: I was running real sharp Things's cut my own hamstring,
Speaker 19: saw the EMTs mid fright. I was set on murdering
Speaker 19: the Hong Kong in queen, but she keeps dodging.
Speaker 6: My knife, My knife, my knife, my knife, my name.
Speaker 16: Do you want to play a game?
Speaker 8: But my knee.
Speaker 16: Touch with my mask on, I can bare leave.
Speaker 6: See the mouthles really small, so I can't breathe.
Speaker 16: I think I'm.
Speaker 10: Having on asthma attack.
Speaker 6: I'm losing so bad.
Speaker 19: I tried to change and went to therapy, but my
Speaker 19: strength wound up a casualty.
Speaker 14: It's not I don't guess all my child for traumas
Speaker 14: cane back.
Speaker 16: She shouldn't have a can.
Speaker 19: Smell your flash baking with the Baba beans and a she.
Speaker 5: And jets a knife.
Speaker 14: Every single Hamoween, make a new crime scene.
Speaker 6: Bring those tea eight screams to live, to live, to live, to.
Speaker 3: Live, Yeah, to life or to death.
Speaker 8: Jeff By, like, you know, you never think of the
Speaker 8: sciatica that I'm sure the Texas chainsaw massacre guy is
Speaker 8: dealing with totally.
Speaker 7: I mean, maybe this Halloween someone should ask Jason how
Speaker 7: he's doing.
Speaker 5: I mean, it's true.
Speaker 1: Imagine holding a chainsaw wearing a mask in the middle
Speaker 1: of the night to be a murder.
Speaker 7: Every time people see you, they scream and run away
Speaker 7: and they can't feel good.
Speaker 8: You know, we're eventually we're this month, we're having Alexis
Speaker 8: watch Silence of the Lambs for the first time. Yeah.
Speaker 8: For the gen Z Versus Classic Movie podcast, you'll get
Speaker 8: some of the lines kind.
Speaker 6: Of a sweetheart.
Speaker 7: Text in seven eight five nine to tell us what
Speaker 7: you thought about the song of the week. We're going
Speaker 7: to post the video while with all the lyrics on
Speaker 7: the Brook and Jeffery YouTube, TikTok, Instagram all of it
Speaker 7: at Brook and Jeffery.
Speaker 3: And tag your favorite villain.
Speaker 6: Make sure they hear this. This song, horror man, that's
Speaker 6: your song of.
Speaker 13: The week, Brook and Jeffrey.
Speaker 7: In the morning, I got a texta seventy eighty five
Speaker 7: to nine two that says, I don't know why, but
Speaker 7: as you were singing the song about movie murderers, I
Speaker 7: just kept picturing Freddy Krueger, like one of us working
Speaker 7: for hn R block, doing my taxes and getting angry
Speaker 7: that my receipts are round.
Speaker 6: I said, I need your W two, not your W
Speaker 6: nine man.
Speaker 2: No wonder he turned to murder.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, I can't blame it if you missed it.
Speaker 10: Though.
Speaker 7: Instead of singing that Katy Perry hit from twenty ten
Speaker 7: Teenage Dream It is that old, I did my own
Speaker 7: version called Teenage Screams.
Speaker 6: Because it's Halloween season.
Speaker 7: Yeah, and while you're watching those scary movies, people forget
Speaker 7: that our favorite horror characters have issues going on in
Speaker 7: their lives too, just like you and me. You always
Speaker 7: forget gotta remember, and we're getting a lot of feedback
Speaker 7: on the textboard.
Speaker 6: Brook is there anything that's not horribly mean?
Speaker 8: I don't know how I feel about some of because
Speaker 8: this one reads on the d L. I think penny
Speaker 8: Wise is kind of cute.
Speaker 2: I like his take charge attitude. It's signed Melissa, like
Speaker 2: she's not too ashamed to put her name too that.
Speaker 6: Type.
Speaker 13: That's true.
Speaker 7: If you missed it, though, if you want to hear
Speaker 7: it again or share it with a fan of Spooky Season,
Speaker 7: you can find the video up on our YouTube at
Speaker 7: Brook and Jeffrey. Also, we're putting it on Facebook, Insta,
Speaker 7: and TikTok everywhere.
Speaker 13: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 6: We've got a return player to win Brooks bucks.
Speaker 7: Jesselyn, the server who says last time she suffered a
Speaker 7: miserable loss.
Speaker 6: On the show. Jesselyn, how miserable are we talking here?
Speaker 16: I got zero?
Speaker 2: Did people hear that, Jesselyn? In your life?
Speaker 8: Unfortunately?
Speaker 13: You know?
Speaker 2: But questions were hard. Yeah, who made fun of you
Speaker 2: the most?
Speaker 10: Husband?
Speaker 2: Your husband?
Speaker 6: You should have heard the trash Brook was talking about
Speaker 6: you after it was over. What's going to be different today? Jesselyn?
Speaker 6: Why is today different? Than last time.
Speaker 18: Hopefully there's not a bunch of like sports history questions, because.
Speaker 3: I think that's all we.
Speaker 6: Do here is sports on Sports History Day. We'll see
Speaker 6: how this goes.
Speaker 7: Brooke is leaving the studio, and while that happens, Jesselyn,
Speaker 7: let's go over the rules thirty seconds. Answer as many
Speaker 7: questions as possible. If you don't know when, you could
Speaker 7: say past. But you have to beat her outright to win.
Speaker 7: Are you ready?
Speaker 16: I'm ready.
Speaker 6: The goal is more than one or just one?
Speaker 5: I say just one?
Speaker 9: Just fun?
Speaker 6: Okay, steady improvement.
Speaker 18: Here we go.
Speaker 7: Your time starts now. Today is World Smile Day. How
Speaker 7: many teeth does the human mouth have? What former US
Speaker 7: president founded the University of Virginia in the United Kingdom?
Speaker 7: What month is Boxing Day celebrated in.
Speaker 18: March?
Speaker 6: What is traditionally hidden in a Marti Gros dessert called
Speaker 6: the King Cake?
Speaker 7: Speed in the NBA team who plays their home games
Speaker 7: at Madison Square Garden?
Speaker 18: Oh, sports questions, it's not.
Speaker 6: Historical sports, it's current sports.
Speaker 5: Going to give us a guest, Jesslyen.
Speaker 8: Three, I have no idea.
Speaker 6: Okay, I'm gonna pass on that last one.
Speaker 7: Sorry, Jessen's pretty let's break back into the studio. Let's
Speaker 7: talk about Jesslyn's family, because she is a mom of two.
Speaker 7: She has an eight and a five year old, and
Speaker 7: apparently they're both already looking forward to Halloween this year.
Speaker 6: What do they want to dress in?
Speaker 2: My kids too?
Speaker 18: My daughter, she's a five year old, she just wants
Speaker 18: to be you know, your typical fairy princess mermaid.
Speaker 2: Fairy princess mermaid. I like that she's combining them all.
Speaker 15: Why not my son, he's asking to dress up as
Speaker 15: Meghan and the little doll from the Scary movie with.
Speaker 2: Creepy.
Speaker 8: That is an awesome costume. You got to get some
Speaker 8: like video of him walking just down the street on
Speaker 8: a normal.
Speaker 18: Day, like trying to scare his sister. I love love
Speaker 18: it was all creepy, and I'm like, dude.
Speaker 13: What you.
Speaker 6: Typical eight year old child behavior?
Speaker 13: I love?
Speaker 6: It is your turn?
Speaker 18: You're ready?
Speaker 7: Yeah, time starts now. Today is World Smile Day. How
Speaker 7: many teeth does the human mouth have?
Speaker 2: Thirty forty?
Speaker 6: What former US president founded the University of Virginia.
Speaker 2: H Adams? I don't know.
Speaker 6: In the United Kingdom, what month is Boxing Day celebrated
Speaker 6: in h January? What is traditionally hidden in a Marty
Speaker 6: Gros dessert called the King Cake.
Speaker 2: God, it's not go beads.
Speaker 10: It's not that name.
Speaker 7: The NBA team who plays their home games Madison Square
Speaker 7: Garden the Celtics.
Speaker 2: It's not good.
Speaker 10: I don't know how I feel.
Speaker 7: About that performance, but we're gonna find out when we
Speaker 7: go to the scoreboard with Jose.
Speaker 2: The flavors are melting on my tongue, tells me.
Speaker 14: As a child, I don't I'm talking about food infectures.
Speaker 5: All right, Jesselyn, you got zero.
Speaker 13: Zero.
Speaker 5: It was rough, very hard questions.
Speaker 2: Madison Square Guns in New York the same.
Speaker 5: Amount of questions.
Speaker 7: Yeah again, another zero, double zero, and time goes to
Speaker 7: the house on these jo Boy, Dude.
Speaker 2: I was too disturbed picturing your child in that costume.
Speaker 2: It's very scary.
Speaker 7: Let's get the answers in which we desperately need. It's
Speaker 7: a world smile day. How many teeth does the human
Speaker 7: mouth have. I don't know about your mouth, Brook, but
Speaker 7: most people only have thirty two.
Speaker 15: I love.
Speaker 5: Teeth on teeth, there's nowhere in between.
Speaker 2: It feels like so many when you have kids that
Speaker 2: are losing them.
Speaker 7: The US president that found at the University of Virginia
Speaker 7: is Thomas Jefferson. In the UK, Boxing Day is celebrated
Speaker 7: in December. That's the day after Christmas.
Speaker 2: I was thinking it was New Year's I always.
Speaker 7: Hear inside of a Marty Gros dessert called the King
Speaker 7: Cake is usually a baby doll that it symbolizes luck
Speaker 7: and prosperity. And the NBA team who plays at Madison
Speaker 7: Square Garden is the New York Knicks Knickerbocker.
Speaker 2: What's a Boston one called.
Speaker 8: It is?
Speaker 6: It's gonna get on that.
Speaker 7: So, Jesslyn, we cannot give you any money here, but
Speaker 7: just for playing, you do win a fifty dollars gift
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Speaker 2: Wait, thank you, guys man. Thanks you have a good attitude.
Speaker 2: That was pretty embarrassing.
Speaker 5: We're gonna get you that one.
Speaker 13: You didn't crumble me?
Speaker 5: No, I didn't you look pretty good?
Speaker 2: No, We're we're in there together with the humiliation. It's fine.
Speaker 7: Jesselyn, thank you for playing. We're gonna be back to
Speaker 7: do Windbrooks back the same time
Speaker 13: On Monday, frooking Jeffrey in the morning,