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Speaker 4: We are already nine days into the month of October.
Speaker 5: My gosh, it's happening so fast.
Speaker 2: I know it really is going. Hey, what's that smell?
Speaker 5: I put the order it on today?
Speaker 2: Exactly nothing.
Speaker 4: You can't catch the smallest whiff of candy in this
Speaker 4: office because once again management has left the candy bowl
Speaker 4: in the lobby completely empty.
Speaker 2: Every year we never see a gum.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna tell you I check it three times a day.
Speaker 4: Or if you remember, last year, people actually sent us
Speaker 4: candy in the mail, Yeah, a lot of it because
Speaker 4: they felt so bad for.
Speaker 2: You, Brooke that they didn't have candy here.
Speaker 4: And this year you're already leaving threatening signs next to
Speaker 4: the bowl and signing your name.
Speaker 2: At the bottom.
Speaker 5: Saw that there.
Speaker 2: Don't act like you, don't you know, Brooks.
Speaker 4: Today's ominous note read seriously, exclamation question, exclamation question, fill
Speaker 4: this or else?
Speaker 5: Did you sign? I was so shocked at what I
Speaker 5: saw is what's gonna do management?
Speaker 2: How could you do this to her?
Speaker 4: You know, brook runs on free mini chocolate bars and
Speaker 4: adult male tears.
Speaker 2: At least put one of those in the bowl.
Speaker 5: This Yeah, thank you.
Speaker 2: If you need.
Speaker 4: Help, management, candystore dot com did just review their purchases
Speaker 4: from over the past twenty years and found the number
Speaker 4: one most popular candy from each state. And we're running
Speaker 4: out of time, so okay, we're gonna read these off
Speaker 4: really quick.
Speaker 6: Okay.
Speaker 4: M and M's was the top can Indian seven states,
Speaker 4: including Oregon. In California, Washington's number one candy was Tootsie Pops.
Speaker 2: Twitch is number.
Speaker 4: One in Alaska. In Montana, Lucius is the favorite in
Speaker 4: five states, including Florida and Iowa. Milky Way is number
Speaker 4: one in Colorado. Sour Patch Kids.
Speaker 2: Rules six states, including Illinois and Texas.
Speaker 4: Candy Corn is just popular in one state, Utah, and
Speaker 4: Swickers is only number one in one state, Brooke.
Speaker 2: Any guesses Massachusetts. It's Brooks home state of Idaho.
Speaker 6: Oh, I know, that's that's all my mom eats. My
Speaker 6: mother survives on snickers and hot dogs. Yeah, I don't
Speaker 6: know how she's so skinny.
Speaker 2: You angry, Move.
Speaker 4: To Idaho and get a Snickers and you'll be more
Speaker 4: of yourself. Yes, that's a candy catastrophe twenty twenty three.
Speaker 2: It continues. Let's move to another type of.
Speaker 4: Catastrophe, the shock collar Question of the Day with Digital Jake.
Speaker 2: Go ahead, Jake.
Speaker 3: For everything we've learned about the universe so far, there's
Speaker 3: so much more that remains unexplained. Oh yeah, Like why
Speaker 3: do we park in a driveway but drive on a parkway.
Speaker 3: If a bunch of cats are lying on top of
Speaker 3: each other, is it still called the dog pile? And
Speaker 3: why did Jose buy a new Lexus when he just
Speaker 3: ubers everywhere? Today we'll explore some of these mysteries and
Speaker 3: more in a special one and done Lockness sighting, sasquatch fighting.
Speaker 3: The government told us UFOs are real and it's really
Speaker 3: not that exciting. The shock collar Question of the day.
Speaker 5: All right, Jake, We'll.
Speaker 3: Begin with Jose. Jose. In two thousand and six, a
Speaker 3: man named Derek Amado suffered a concussion after diving into
Speaker 3: a pool. He suffered some hair loss and memory loss,
Speaker 3: but his incident became even more strange when he instantly
Speaker 3: gained a skill. It takes normal people years to master
Speaker 3: WHOA what was it?
Speaker 7: Was it?
Speaker 3: Agg He was suddenly fluent in French. B. He could compose,
Speaker 3: read and play music or see he could do a
Speaker 3: spot on Captain Jack.
Speaker 5: Sparrow and push.
Speaker 2: That's interesting.
Speaker 8: I've heard of stories of people that one day randomly
Speaker 8: hit her head.
Speaker 2: They can speak a language.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 8: Also saw something on like sixty Minutes or some doctor
Speaker 8: Harry wants of a guy who never knew how to
Speaker 8: play the piano got a major head injury and one day.
Speaker 5: Just was like, oh, maybe did yeah, did you watch documentary?
Speaker 2: Maybe this was him.
Speaker 8: I'm gonna go with he could compose, read, and play music.
Speaker 3: Jose said, composed music, that is yeah, maybe it was him.
Speaker 3: Scientists believe that Derek is the first person in the
Speaker 3: world to gain this level of genius level talent after
Speaker 3: experiencing a head and we're talking brilliant. Alexis speaking French
Speaker 3: might help you with this question, but you might not
Speaker 3: get any help from anyone in the room. In fifteen eighteen,
Speaker 3: a plague struck Strassbourg, France, but it wasn't a typical
Speaker 3: plague that we're used to. What was the weird side
Speaker 3: effect of this epidemic. Was it A it caused people
Speaker 3: to dance until they died?
Speaker 2: Oh, oh my god.
Speaker 3: B it caused everyone to non stop laugh until they died.
Speaker 2: No, no, or it's see.
Speaker 3: It caused the townsfolk to uncontrollably wave to one another
Speaker 3: even in their sleep.
Speaker 5: Exhausting.
Speaker 9: I was actually just watching a movie, like someone was
Speaker 9: just telling me about the dancing until you die.
Speaker 5: I think recently and how it's not like literally dancing.
Speaker 9: Oh it's not like they're doing thriller until they like
Speaker 9: pass out, you know, I think something else, So I'm
Speaker 9: going to go that one.
Speaker 3: Jake Alexis went with dancing till they died. That is.
Speaker 10: Correct.
Speaker 3: Scientists think it could have been food poisoning or fun
Speaker 3: guy mold. So, like Jeff said on Friday, wash your vegetables.
Speaker 3: We're two for two so far, Jeffrey, it's your turn, okay, Jeff.
Speaker 3: In eighteen seventy six, Kentucky experienced a once in a
Speaker 3: lifetime type of rain shower. What started falling from the sky.
Speaker 3: Was it a diamonds, b juice, or c pieces of meat?
Speaker 2: I mean they all sound pretty good.
Speaker 5: I'd rather get hit by a sirloin than a diamond.
Speaker 5: Now I've heard man.
Speaker 1: See I'm thinking cuts of meat.
Speaker 6: Maybe a tornado ripped through a meat packaging.
Speaker 2: Okay, that would make sense.
Speaker 4: If a tornado blew through a farm, tore all the
Speaker 4: cows up into tiny, little eight ounce steaks, and then
Speaker 4: rained down all over the community. God taketh, but he
Speaker 4: giveth back to So let's say it's pieces of meat
Speaker 4: raining from the sky.
Speaker 3: Jeff said, pieces of meat.
Speaker 10: That is.
Speaker 3: It's now known as the Kentucky Meat Shower. And people
Speaker 3: who were brave enough to taste it say it was
Speaker 3: similar to lamb or deer.
Speaker 5: They tasted it.
Speaker 3: Yeah. After further investigation, scientist's best guess was it was
Speaker 3: meat vomited up by buzzards. If you know anything about buzzards,
Speaker 3: if one vomits, the other one does too. So it
Speaker 3: started a chain reaction, a.
Speaker 2: Frat party in the sky.
Speaker 3: All right, Brook, it's your turn. If you get this right,
Speaker 3: I will be getting shocked. Oh my god, Brook. One
Speaker 3: insurance broker in Florida named Mike Saint Lawrence offers a
Speaker 3: unique type of policy. For just twenty four to ninety
Speaker 3: five a month, you can get a ten million dollar
Speaker 3: insurance policy that covers against what is it A being
Speaker 3: attacked by Bigfoot, but you must have video proof B
Speaker 3: being bit by the elusive and possibly mythical Chupacabra. Also
Speaker 3: you need video proof, or C being abducted by aliens
Speaker 3: and you must have video proof. Or if a doctor
Speaker 3: dislodges a probe and provides it to the insurance company, I'm.
Speaker 6: Gonna eliminate Bigfoot because Bigfoot the Sasquatch is obviously a
Speaker 6: mountain animal.
Speaker 4: You thought sasquatch likes to take a vacation in the
Speaker 4: sometimes maybe elderly sasquatch living in one of those retirements.
Speaker 2: Take it easy down there playing shuffle board.
Speaker 5: I think aliens is the answerswer.
Speaker 3: Brooks said, being abducted by aliens? That is, it must
Speaker 3: be pretty popular because he's offered the policy for thirty
Speaker 3: four years.
Speaker 5: Wow, God, that man is raking in the money.
Speaker 4: Well, we obviously know our conspiracy theories and world mysteries
Speaker 4: because we went four for four. So digital Jake has
Speaker 4: taking the shock this morning, and somebody wanted to hear
Speaker 4: radioactive I imagine dragons.
Speaker 3: I'm waking up in mad bones enough to make my
Speaker 3: systems blow.
Speaker 2: Welcome perfect time, and that your shot collar question of
Speaker 2: the day.
Speaker 7: Frooking Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 4: It's time for us to try something we never do
Speaker 4: on this shows, sweet wholesome news stories.
Speaker 2: I know, I get it.
Speaker 4: Who wants to hear about things that warm the heart
Speaker 4: and restore our faith in you?
Speaker 2: Nobody?
Speaker 4: But we gotta try it really quick. It's broken Jeffrey
Speaker 4: in the Morning. Because there's this guy in Rhode Island.
Speaker 4: His name's Tim Perry, and every year he puts together
Speaker 4: a crazy Halloween display on his front lawn. He calls
Speaker 4: it the House of a Thousand Pumpkins cute, and what
Speaker 4: he does is he takes fake craft pumpkins, like plastic ones,
Speaker 4: and he carves celebrity faces into them.
Speaker 5: That's so cool.
Speaker 4: He's been doing this for over a decade now, adds
Speaker 4: more and more pumpkins to his collection every year, and
Speaker 4: he's been doing it to raise money for the American
Speaker 4: Cancer Society.
Speaker 5: It looks amazing.
Speaker 6: His whole yard is fully filled and they're like stacked
Speaker 6: on shelves.
Speaker 5: They're all round.
Speaker 4: And the reason he started raising money is because a
Speaker 4: few years ago his wife was diagnosed with cancer, so
Speaker 4: Tim thought he could use his Halloween display to do
Speaker 4: some good, and every year he's been raising thousands of
Speaker 4: dollars from visitors who come out to see his Halloween display.
Speaker 5: I want to donate money.
Speaker 3: No, take my money, bro.
Speaker 2: But here's the best news.
Speaker 4: Tim says his wife is actually doing okay now. She's
Speaker 4: been receiving treatments and is almost entirely cancer free. So
Speaker 4: if you can't personally make it out to Rhode Island
Speaker 4: to see his display in person, you could still check
Speaker 4: out his House of a Thousand Pumpkins Facebook page and
Speaker 4: donate money to cancer research.
Speaker 6: There link in our insist stories or something so people
Speaker 6: can find it easy.
Speaker 4: Don't get Yeah, we'll do a Facebook link on our
Speaker 4: insta story.
Speaker 6: Okay, your social media head.
Speaker 2: We'll put it on TikTok to. We'll do a TikTok
Speaker 2: link to our story.
Speaker 5: No TikTok.
Speaker 2: There you go. Sweet wholesome content for the day.
Speaker 8: Maybe don't go to our Instagram today, No.
Speaker 3: Do do.
Speaker 4: Let's get back to the filth and shameful stuff that
Speaker 4: we're good at with laser stories.
Speaker 2: We're gonna cut is coming up next.
Speaker 4: It's it's the radio segment that just pitched ESPN on
Speaker 4: a brand new sport called the FFL Felion Football League.
Speaker 4: And I heard Taylor Swift's cat is already dating the
Speaker 4: tight end of the Manhattan Owlers. Another Manhattan Owlers the East,
Speaker 4: I'm the most popular team.
Speaker 7: Now.
Speaker 4: Laser Stories the segment where we read weird news stories
Speaker 4: around the globe, just like everyone else does, except we've
Speaker 4: got a laser. Those other clawbawlers just don't this. First
Speaker 4: Laser Stories out of Italy, Randy and Helen's Stitch were
Speaker 4: on a European vacation when they asked for an extra
Speaker 4: spoon so they could both enjoy the gelato dessert.
Speaker 2: They ordered.
Speaker 4: It absolutely heavenly till they got the bill and saw
Speaker 4: that they were charged an extra dollar for that second spoon.
Speaker 10: For the spoon.
Speaker 5: Now we're getting charged for asking for cutlery because to.
Speaker 2: Keep it after because I'll pay for it.
Speaker 4: And so they did what any reasonable American tourist would do.
Speaker 4: They paid it and then immediately jumped online to write
Speaker 4: a passive aggressive review.
Speaker 2: With the manager.
Speaker 4: They wrote, bring your own spoon, fork, and knives. They
Speaker 4: charge you a dollar if you extra.
Speaker 6: And they would have known, they probably would have just
Speaker 6: shared the same spoon.
Speaker 5: They're married.
Speaker 4: They weren't the only ones complaining. Some reviewers even added
Speaker 4: photos of their receipts for proof of the extra spoon charge.
Speaker 4: And while customers think it's ridiculous, one restaurant in the
Speaker 4: Lake Como region of Italy charges two euros for a
Speaker 4: sandwich to be cut in half. Oh my gosh, the
Speaker 4: management says, addition, requests have a cost. We had to
Speaker 4: use two plates instead of one, and the time to
Speaker 4: wash them is doubled, not to mention the two place
Speaker 4: mats as well.
Speaker 5: It is really pinching pennies, okay.
Speaker 4: And other establishments are said to be ready to follow suits.
Speaker 4: So either be prepared to pay or start packing your
Speaker 4: own utensils when you go out for dinner.
Speaker 6: I'm gonna be eating off a paper napkin five with that,
Speaker 6: you know, you know how cheap I am.
Speaker 11: Yeah.
Speaker 4: This next Lazer story is out of Halloween Headquarters. A
Speaker 4: couple of years ago. The hot decoration was that twelve
Speaker 4: foot home deepot skeleton that people put into their front yard.
Speaker 3: Cool.
Speaker 5: It still lives in my heart as the hot one.
Speaker 4: Well create some room in that Heartbrook because this year,
Speaker 4: a brand new Halloween Haunt has gone viral.
Speaker 2: You may have already heard of it.
Speaker 4: It's a jack o lantern humanoid that's dressed like a ghoul.
Speaker 4: He's eight feet tall and his name is Lewis. Yes, target,
Speaker 4: here's a picture of him. If you see him in
Speaker 4: the department in store, you just press the button on
Speaker 4: the ground.
Speaker 2: And this is what he says. Oh my god, I
Speaker 2: didn't know.
Speaker 5: He talked people. We're just calling him Lewis because it
Speaker 5: was funny.
Speaker 2: That was hard to hear.
Speaker 4: He says, I am not a jack o' lantern. My
Speaker 4: name is Lewis, and then he.
Speaker 9: Laughs and has taken over my TikTok.
Speaker 2: He's everywhere right now.
Speaker 4: Other sayings include hello, Hello, I'm so happy you could
Speaker 4: carve out some time to come out tonight. He also
Speaker 4: says crooked smile and glowing eyes. I see all your
Speaker 4: tricks from way up high. And despite being one hundred
Speaker 4: and eighty dollars, whoa, whoa, he is blowing up online
Speaker 4: right now, which helped make Lewis completely sold out. I Jeffrey,
Speaker 4: I did check the tar it near your house. Yeah,
Speaker 4: you know, the really crappy one and that like dumb town.
Speaker 4: But they're sold out if they never.
Speaker 6: Have any Target, Jeffy, if it's the crappy Target, you're
Speaker 6: talking about it and I sold out.
Speaker 10: They were stole out, stopping.
Speaker 4: But even if you can't own a Lewis right now,
Speaker 4: you can visit him because many Target locations have him
Speaker 4: set up just inside the store and people have been
Speaker 4: posting videos on social media of meeting him.
Speaker 2: Like he's a big celebrity.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you can trigger through Target.
Speaker 4: Others have created shirts inspired by Lewis, and people have
Speaker 4: publicly called out Target locations that don't have Lewis plugged
Speaker 4: in a.
Speaker 2: Big miss.
Speaker 4: Target is not commented, so it's unclear when or if
Speaker 4: Lewis will be back in stock. But go ahead and
Speaker 4: send us your Lewis pics at Brook and Jeffrey on
Speaker 4: Instagram and we might repost them.
Speaker 5: Okay, what a reward.
Speaker 4: This next leg The story is out of the parenting place.
Speaker 2: The kids.
Speaker 4: Do you ever open up your lunchbox at school and think,
Speaker 4: what is this?
Speaker 2: There's no passion here, there's no passion. Well, there's a
Speaker 2: reason for that, okay, little Gordon ramsay.
Speaker 4: In a new survey, twenty six percent of parents say
Speaker 4: packing their kids lunchbox is by far their least favorite chore.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, that's why you get a husband who doesn't
Speaker 6: work early morning.
Speaker 2: He does at all.
Speaker 4: In fact, twenty nine percent of parents would rather clean
Speaker 4: a filthy bathroom.
Speaker 2: Than put a few things together for their child's lunch.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, seventeen percent of parents say they'd rather
Speaker 4: get a cavity filled then pack their own child's lunch.
Speaker 5: Maybe I should give more compassion to my husband.
Speaker 4: It seems a little unnecessarily dramatic. Yeah, but packing lunchboxes
Speaker 4: can take a lot of time and can be frustrating
Speaker 4: because seventy two percent of parents say their child's lunches
Speaker 4: often come back from school uneaten.
Speaker 5: Who no, No, you want to pack what they want?
Speaker 6: Oh, I'm telling you if they come back uneaten, and
Speaker 6: then that's their afternoon snack.
Speaker 4: Sorry, sorry, those clans are just gonna keep getting warmer.
Speaker 4: By the way, if you're teaching your kids to pack
Speaker 4: their own lunch, there's a promotion happening on social media
Speaker 4: right now hosted.
Speaker 2: By Juicy Juice. Here's how it works.
Speaker 4: You take a photo of your kid packing their own lunch,
Speaker 4: and you post it on social media with the hashtag
Speaker 4: jj fryye sweepsteaks.
Speaker 5: That's what they came up with the hashtag. They make
Speaker 5: it more complicated.
Speaker 4: Very short and catch and one grand prize winner from
Speaker 4: that will receive ten thousand dollars that can.
Speaker 2: Be used towards groceries.
Speaker 4: So if a kid wins, it's basically one hundred thousand
Speaker 4: caprisans and a year supply of twigs.
Speaker 2: Right, you can find the link to.
Speaker 4: Submit on our instant stories at Brook and Jeffrey.
Speaker 2: Let's go to your next laser story.
Speaker 4: Out of tech Trends, the home security company Ring is
Speaker 4: offering to pay you one million dollars if your doorbell
Speaker 4: camera catches actual footage of aliens.
Speaker 6: I love aliens stealing your package.
Speaker 4: They're running a contest called the Million Dollar Search for Extraterrestrials.
Speaker 4: And if you're wondering, it doesn't have to be like
Speaker 4: high DEFF footage of et waving at your camera, just unusual,
Speaker 4: extraordinary or unexplainable behavior.
Speaker 5: Dress.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I know that you can't do that, though the
Speaker 4: rules state clearly it has to be indisputable evidence that
Speaker 4: aliens are here. And if someone does send in legit
Speaker 4: footage of aliens, they'll get fifty thousand dollars a year
Speaker 4: for the next two decades.
Speaker 5: But indisputable. That's a word where they're like, oh sorry, yeah.
Speaker 4: And the thing is if you try to fake anything,
Speaker 4: or you SEEGI or a costume, you're immediately disqualified, though.
Speaker 2: Fake stuff is allowed.
Speaker 4: For a different contest that they're running, they're giving out
Speaker 4: five hundred dollars Amazon gift cards for the most creative
Speaker 4: submissions that don't qualify for the million dollar and that's
Speaker 4: where costumes and props are allowed, and judging will be
Speaker 4: based on creativity and humor. You have till November three
Speaker 4: to submit those.
Speaker 6: Please someone dress their cute little puppy up as an alien.
Speaker 4: Video speaking of catching little green guys in the act,
Speaker 4: he's been.
Speaker 2: Caught on so many ring doorbell cams. I won't tell
Speaker 2: you what he's doing.
Speaker 7: But I.
Speaker 2: Sores has come to an end for the day. We'll
Speaker 2: do it again at the same time on Wednesday.
Speaker 7: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4: Hollywood has tried their hardest to create dating shows that
Speaker 4: make us seem less shallow than we really are.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, it's backfires, though, doesn't.
Speaker 4: It once or twice? But they've tried having people talk
Speaker 4: through a wall. They sent couples to dinner wearing ugly
Speaker 4: animal masks.
Speaker 5: That was such a weird one.
Speaker 2: It was a strange show.
Speaker 4: One dating show even has the producers break both of
Speaker 4: your legs, you two black eyes, and then knocks down
Speaker 4: most of your teeth right before sending you on a
Speaker 4: romantic date to the movies.
Speaker 2: All right, go get her stead What kind of agreement
Speaker 2: did I? I was going punch drunk love on that one.
Speaker 4: But I still haven't seen one where single people decide
Speaker 4: who they want to marry just by listening to each
Speaker 4: other's voicemails. Because it's almost impossible to actually leave a
Speaker 4: good one. So let's do a test run here and
Speaker 4: see if there's any potential suitors on our answering machine
Speaker 4: when we do a brand new loser line coming up?
Speaker 7: Is this the right number? It's the loser line. Goodbye,
Speaker 7: just call.
Speaker 2: Me back if you haven't heard the loser line before.
Speaker 2: It works like this.
Speaker 4: Let's say someone approaches you while you're out at the
Speaker 4: club and uses this charming pickup line on you.
Speaker 5: Hi, excuse me, they can't hear you?
Speaker 7: Hello?
Speaker 12: Can you hear me?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Do you work at Little Caesar's.
Speaker 5: Why am I leaning closer to the microphone.
Speaker 4: I only say that because you you look hot and ready.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I give you your crazy stick.
Speaker 4: Like to go please, whatever you do, resist the urge
Speaker 4: to story that man down with an extra large bottle
Speaker 4: of NERD repellent. Instead giveing the number of the loser lines,
Speaker 4: hopefully he leaves an awkward voicemail that we can play
Speaker 4: on the air.
Speaker 2: Voicemails like this one.
Speaker 11: Hey Katie, this is We met in line at the
Speaker 11: TFA the other day. You were working and I had
Speaker 11: a bunch of lo change in my pockets. I actually
Speaker 11: get on purpose because I was hoping that maybe you'd
Speaker 11: be the one patting me down. But I guess there's
Speaker 11: nonsense boys on boys only rule there. Anyway, I was
Speaker 11: thinking maybe I could come by some time, maybe get
Speaker 11: a cheap plane ticket to go anywhere, but just to
Speaker 11: see you, and we can get lunch, get some Starbucks
Speaker 11: Panda if you're feeling a little more adventurous.
Speaker 10: And yes, maybe we could search each other sometime.
Speaker 6: Wow, God, the only person that enjoys TSA.
Speaker 5: We found it right?
Speaker 4: Yes, seriously did he just describe Panda Express as adventurous?
Speaker 2: Oh? Yeah, I mean tell me you're white without telling
Speaker 2: me you're white.
Speaker 6: I mean.
Speaker 5: Maybe it just means the aftermask.
Speaker 2: Fair enough.
Speaker 13: Next message, Alix, why are you not responding?
Speaker 10: What are you creeped out?
Speaker 13: Because I was like sending you pictures of where you
Speaker 13: were today.
Speaker 10: Hello, It's a joke. Do you not understand how jokes work?
Speaker 13: I was like three tables behind you at the coffee shop.
Speaker 13: We ordered the same thing.
Speaker 5: You didn't even see me, Like, that's hilarious.
Speaker 6: It's a joke.
Speaker 5: Like, can you not take a joke, Alex?
Speaker 13: Like I only followed you for one hour, Like.
Speaker 10: That's not even a long time. That's not creepy behavior.
Speaker 13: I'm just trying to hint to you that I like you.
Speaker 6: Okay.
Speaker 13: This is how women tell guys that they're into them.
Speaker 2: Are you not getting it?
Speaker 12: Hello?
Speaker 13: Hit hittssage, Hello, Alex.
Speaker 4: I tracked down your mom where she lives and went
Speaker 4: and met her and sniffed your baby blankets as a joe.
Speaker 2: It's a joke.
Speaker 5: I love people like this though. They make me feel
Speaker 5: so much less crazy.
Speaker 10: Okay.
Speaker 5: I think he's like, and this is a restraining order?
Speaker 2: Do you get it?
Speaker 3: Not a joke?
Speaker 4: If you know someone who also doesn't get jokes, though,
Speaker 4: tell them about our TikTok.
Speaker 2: Jeffery's perfect for people who can't distinguish that something is
Speaker 2: funny or not.
Speaker 4: Plus we play our favorite loser lines of the week
Speaker 4: on there every single time.
Speaker 2: I don't hear messages like this one.
Speaker 10: Next message, Hello, I.
Speaker 14: Know we met the other night and they're an October
Speaker 14: fect coming up and I honestly really want to be
Speaker 14: a part of the yodeling choir, but I'm not very good.
Speaker 7: Yeah yo, yeah.
Speaker 14: Yo, Yeah, I could really use you, so please, you know,
Speaker 14: call me back. All right, bye?
Speaker 5: That was great.
Speaker 4: Someone needs to tell Disneyland one of the little Dutch
Speaker 4: boys from.
Speaker 2: The small he got out.
Speaker 5: I liked him.
Speaker 6: Fortunately, the Yo restaurant in the town I grew up
Speaker 6: in has since closed, so there's no work for him.
Speaker 2: There's the soprano.
Speaker 15: Yeah next, Hey, Rob, I I think we had a
Speaker 15: pretty good time. I remember you said that you've run
Speaker 15: a daycare center and I'm kind of in between jobs
Speaker 15: right now and I would love for you to consider
Speaker 15: me for a position there. Let me just go ahead
Speaker 15: and say the full disclosure. If you, you know, decide
Speaker 15: that you want to run a background check, I have
Speaker 15: had about three DUIs and they will probably all show
Speaker 15: up and said background check. But I'm fine now because
Speaker 15: I basically quit drinking hard liquor. I'm just drinking light beer. Also,
Speaker 15: I'm not really that.
Speaker 7: Big into shiits.
Speaker 15: But I'm sure you got a TV so I can
Speaker 15: play some I don't know, blues clues or something. I
Speaker 15: can just put them in front of the TV and
Speaker 15: maybe have a cigarette or a beer or something. You know,
Speaker 15: it should be fairly easy. So, like I said, this
Speaker 15: is just in case you don't remember, and I'm really
Speaker 15: really looking forward to getting kids to speak with you
Speaker 15: about the possability and also maybe going out for dinner.
Speaker 4: Brook, You're always looking for babysitters at the last second,
Speaker 4: so you can go on date nights. Just have her
Speaker 4: over and make sure your fridge is stocked with PDRs
Speaker 4: perfect just like.
Speaker 5: Those who does right people in childcare.
Speaker 2: You can listen Lose a.
Speaker 4: Line regularly at this time every single week, and make
Speaker 4: sure you subscribe to the Brook and Jeffery YouTube channel
Speaker 4: if you haven't already. That's where you can listen to
Speaker 4: every single Loser Line second date in phone tab that
Speaker 4: we do right there, And speaking of phone taps. We're
Speaker 4: gonna do one coming up right after.
Speaker 7: This, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4: A little while back, you might remember we did a
Speaker 4: prank call to a deli to order a sandwich, and
Speaker 4: we said we were doing text to speech while driving
Speaker 4: a car. Oh go, and the guy heard us get
Speaker 4: into a road rage situation in the middle of the call.
Speaker 2: It was super awkward.
Speaker 4: Well, today, we're not going to do that exact same thing,
Speaker 4: but we are going to call a tire shop to
Speaker 4: make one of their employees feel that same.
Speaker 2: Level of awkwardness.
Speaker 4: And it all starts with pretending that Brooke and I
Speaker 4: are married and I'm just borrowing her phone.
Speaker 3: Yeah, just for a.
Speaker 4: Second, it's your phone tap right now?
Speaker 10: I Tire. This is Jimmy. How can I help you?
Speaker 2: Oh hey, my name is Darryl.
Speaker 4: I was just on the phone with someone else a
Speaker 4: minute ago, trying to order some tires, but my phone died.
Speaker 10: Oh I'm some story, sir. Yeah that that wasn't me though.
Speaker 4: Okay, Well, I just I borrowed my wife's phone to
Speaker 4: call you back. Do you think you could help me?
Speaker 6: Can you make it quick?
Speaker 5: I think my phone is gonna die.
Speaker 2: Yeah, just sorry.
Speaker 10: Hold on, no, no, no problem. Did they give you an
Speaker 10: order number yet?
Speaker 12: Uh?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't think so. Then I need to do.
Speaker 10: What the charger?
Speaker 2: Sorry, hold on, wait, who's Calvin?
Speaker 10: Who?
Speaker 2: A notification just came up on your phone says Calvin
Speaker 2: matched with you. Hello, but he sent you a message?
Speaker 2: What is this?
Speaker 7: Babe?
Speaker 5: Don't worry about it. I just will you hand me
Speaker 5: the phone. I'll do the tire thing for you.
Speaker 4: No, hold on, wait, tell me who is Calvin? Why
Speaker 4: is it popping up as a Tinder notification?
Speaker 2: Tinder?
Speaker 4: What your phone is blowing up with Tinder notifications?
Speaker 10: I'm sorry. I think I'm in the middle of something
Speaker 10: I shouldn't be, and I'm just trying to help you
Speaker 10: with your You're.
Speaker 2: Fine, Just hold on a second. It's not what you
Speaker 2: What am I supposed to think?
Speaker 4: Obviously, you're fooling around behind my back with this Calvin guy.
Speaker 3: They tell me what's going on?
Speaker 7: Make me tell you?
Speaker 13: Yes, tell me, fine, it's for your birthday.
Speaker 10: I really want to help you. Here tis customers.
Speaker 5: Who told me that you wanted to spice things up.
Speaker 2: I was talking about our Mexican food the other night.
Speaker 2: She got a relationship.
Speaker 5: You said it with a wink, and I know what
Speaker 5: you mean.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I planned.
Speaker 5: That's a party.
Speaker 10: It's a really fun part. I should I go? I
Speaker 10: just I don't know.
Speaker 11: Don't go.
Speaker 2: No, I still want to get my tires.
Speaker 10: I understand that, but I'm very uncomfortable right now.
Speaker 2: I mean, how do you think I feel. I'm just
Speaker 2: learning this right now. Oh God, more.
Speaker 5: You wanted more culture in our life.
Speaker 2: So your idea of culture is this, guy, Luke.
Speaker 10: You know I can hear everything.
Speaker 4: Okay, sorry, let me try and put this on mute
Speaker 4: Uney's birthday.
Speaker 6: For whom.
Speaker 10: I can hear you?
Speaker 2: You this is my birthday.
Speaker 4: It sounds like you're the one that's getting all the gifts.
Speaker 5: Well, I'm sure they'll give you some gifts too.
Speaker 10: I can hear everything.
Speaker 2: Oh, I'm sure you're fine with it. Oh there's more
Speaker 2: coming now?
Speaker 4: Who's Anville responded, don't look.
Speaker 2: So happy about it.
Speaker 10: How about we do this another time.
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm already on the phone with you. I
Speaker 2: just would really appreciate it. We could just tackle this
Speaker 2: now and get my tires over it.
Speaker 10: You say that, but every time you try to get
Speaker 10: the order number, a new game comes off and you
Speaker 10: and your wife are arguing about some new band who's
Speaker 10: in your wife? Like there was right there. I heard
Speaker 10: it again, sir.
Speaker 2: That that's actually from a woman is a party?
Speaker 10: Now my business starts one?
Speaker 2: Maybe nice? Do you hear what's going on over here?
Speaker 10: Unfortunately I do, and I don't want to be a
Speaker 10: part of it, sir. I just want to help you
Speaker 10: get well.
Speaker 2: I'm not asking you to be a part of it.
Speaker 2: I'm just I'm just.
Speaker 5: A part of it.
Speaker 2: So he says he doesn't want to be a part
Speaker 2: of it.
Speaker 5: He said Saturday. I mean, I'm sure he doesn't work
Speaker 5: on Saturdays.
Speaker 2: I didn't ask him, but.
Speaker 5: He's gonna be so fine.
Speaker 10: Please don't ask me. I don't want you to ask
Speaker 10: me anything. Just give me your order number and I
Speaker 10: will take care of you.
Speaker 5: He would love anvil. He would love it.
Speaker 10: I don't okay, I'm not interested in Anne Bill. I
Speaker 10: just again, I hears her your phone number, and I
Speaker 10: will call you while you're get somebody.
Speaker 2: Else to look. Man, I'm really sorry to do this
Speaker 2: to you. I oh, my god, Jimmy.
Speaker 10: Right, yes, yes, my name is Jimmy. Yes.
Speaker 4: My wife just wants you to know that we've got
Speaker 4: room for a sixth person, the seventh person.
Speaker 2: Now, no, I'm not are okay eight people? Are are
Speaker 2: you doing anything Saturday?
Speaker 10: My wife wants I am not interested. I have a wife,
Speaker 10: I have kids, and I am a morally responsible human being. Well,
Speaker 10: please give me your order number.
Speaker 4: The thing is, I know your wife, Rebecca because she
Speaker 4: said that you'd actually be up for doing this.
Speaker 10: What excuse me?
Speaker 2: Oh, that's her right now. She's saying, don't be a whimp.
Speaker 2: Go for it. You only get pranked once.
Speaker 10: Oh, grant, this is my god.
Speaker 6: Actually, Jef it's not his birthday this Saturday, but it
Speaker 6: could be.
Speaker 10: I'm literally like, my coworkers are looking at me like,
Speaker 10: what is going on.
Speaker 5: No, your wife, Rebecca set you up.
Speaker 6: She said, it's actually your birth your birthday, it is,
Speaker 6: you know.
Speaker 5: She was just trying to feel out the vibe of
Speaker 5: what do you want to do for the party.
Speaker 10: This is not what I wanted.
Speaker 2: Vil wants to go to your birthday.
Speaker 14: Wakem every morning whispa weekday morning twenties Broke and Jeffrey
Speaker 14: in the Morning.
Speaker 4: In the dating world, we tend to put a lot
Speaker 4: of importance on the first kiss.
Speaker 5: Yeah too, actually tells you a lot.
Speaker 2: It's kind of a big deal.
Speaker 4: It could tell you everything you need to know about
Speaker 4: your chemistry together, where things might be headed.
Speaker 2: Between you two. Confirm she likes me.
Speaker 4: This is pretty good. Hint, things are going well. It
Speaker 4: could be a great thing. But one of our listeners
Speaker 4: was a little surprised, to say the least, by what
Speaker 4: his date said to him right after they locked lips
Speaker 4: at the end of the night.
Speaker 2: Oh and spoiler.
Speaker 4: It wasn't Wow. That was so amazing. I can't wait
Speaker 4: to see you again so that we could do that more.
Speaker 3: Oh, probably wouldn't be on our show.
Speaker 5: Yea what people say afterwards, her reaction.
Speaker 2: Was a little different.
Speaker 4: And even though it's kind of embarrassing, he's going to
Speaker 4: share exactly what she told him in your brand new
Speaker 4: Second Date Update.
Speaker 2: That's next Second Date update.
Speaker 4: We report on these all the time on our show,
Speaker 4: but I don't think anyone in this room has ever
Speaker 4: actually been to one, or at least not allowed inside
Speaker 4: due to the restraining orders. But I'm talking about pop
Speaker 4: up restaurants and bars.
Speaker 2: They have like a cool, unique theme and I were.
Speaker 5: Just talking about one this morning.
Speaker 3: Cool.
Speaker 5: Yeah, neither of us have been, like you said, but
Speaker 5: it looked awesome.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you didn't invite me for some reason to this
Speaker 4: thing you want to do.
Speaker 6: We wanted to have fun, Jeff, Okay, do something else
Speaker 6: then without you.
Speaker 4: But one off our listeners says he went to a
Speaker 4: pop up thing for a date, So let's talk to
Speaker 4: him about it.
Speaker 2: Nick.
Speaker 4: First of all, welcome to the show, and kudos on
Speaker 4: having no act different screening orders.
Speaker 12: Good for you, Hi, thanks for having me.
Speaker 5: Yeah. Was it a pop up restaurant or bar?
Speaker 12: I would classify more as a restaurant because we were
Speaker 12: shut down. We had some food, but if we had
Speaker 12: like really cool drinks, yeah.
Speaker 6: I mean, because they're all like so instagram friendly, like
Speaker 6: you know, they want you to take cool pictures and
Speaker 6: share them.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Maybe we should just like skip the date altogether and
Speaker 4: just talk about the bar only for the next six minutes.
Speaker 9: I mean, I'm interested what the drinks look like?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Sure, But can we ask, like, what's this woman that
Speaker 4: you took there?
Speaker 2: What's her name?
Speaker 12: Yeah? Sure, so her name's Elizabeth.
Speaker 4: Okay, enough about Elizabeth, now let's get back to the
Speaker 4: good stuff.
Speaker 6: So I want to know it was Elizabeth as excited
Speaker 6: as we were about this pop up thing, yeah.
Speaker 12: No, we had a blast. Actually, I would I highly
Speaker 12: recommend anyone going to the one we went to.
Speaker 2: Okay, what did you go to?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 8: Which one was it?
Speaker 10: So?
Speaker 12: This one was like toy themes and like different toys
Speaker 12: from different generations and.
Speaker 5: Whoa, it's like your childhood. But you're kind it buzzed.
Speaker 5: You know, do you play with the toys?
Speaker 9: Are they just like decoration?
Speaker 12: Well, I mean they had some some elements of playing.
Speaker 12: A lot of it was decorations. The menu was all
Speaker 12: like toys, seemed as well. So they had like one
Speaker 12: of the fun things we got were martinis that were
Speaker 12: called etches sketch martinis, which are shaken, not stirred.
Speaker 5: I love it.
Speaker 12: Okay, challenge at their tables to certain toys. So like
Speaker 12: there was a Rubik's Cube on our table and on
Speaker 12: the next, and so we challenged the table to see
Speaker 12: who could finish first.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, I couldn't do it.
Speaker 7: Can you do it?
Speaker 3: Jeff?
Speaker 5: Can you do the Rubi's Cube?
Speaker 2: I try to look cool? So no, okay, a colored
Speaker 2: on purpose. How did the Rubik's Cube gaming go for you?
Speaker 2: And Elizabeth?
Speaker 10: Oh?
Speaker 12: We got destroyed.
Speaker 2: Together? Yeah?
Speaker 12: Yeah, the bonding experience.
Speaker 4: I mean, I know we're talking a lot specifically about
Speaker 4: toys and stuff. Can you give us like the mood
Speaker 4: of the whole date, Like, how was the connection between
Speaker 4: you two?
Speaker 12: Honestly? I thought it was great. We were having lots
Speaker 12: of fun and we actually got to know each other
Speaker 12: really well, and I learned more about like her family
Speaker 12: because of like the toys that she played with, like
Speaker 12: her her sister and things like that, and so you know,
Speaker 12: we got to actually get to a deeper level than
Speaker 12: usually think of on like the first date.
Speaker 6: Yeah, was there anything like uncomfy or I mean maybe.
Speaker 5: You got too deep?
Speaker 12: I mean I don't think so, nothing too much though
Speaker 12: apparently she like cut her sister's Barbara Dolf's hair off
Speaker 12: once without honor, classic like okay, and.
Speaker 4: Then glued the hair to herself and was like I'm
Speaker 4: your Barbie now.
Speaker 6: I mean that's every little sister ever though you know
Speaker 6: that Did.
Speaker 2: That not happen with Elizabeth and her sister?
Speaker 12: Oh no, no, I know.
Speaker 4: Okay, Yeah, maybe she is a cool normal girl.
Speaker 2: Then that sounds fun than you and your system. Yeah,
Speaker 2: this is why I did not want to tell you
Speaker 2: about my childhood. So how did it end between you two.
Speaker 12: Yeah, I mean I think that also ended fairly well
Speaker 12: at first at least. But we're like walking back to
Speaker 12: your car. We've been there for a few hours, and
Speaker 12: it's like, you know, this feels natural. I'm going for
Speaker 12: the kiss.
Speaker 5: Okay, yeah, yeah, I mean you guys are vibing, yeah,
Speaker 5: feeling and what happened?
Speaker 12: Yeah? And she kiss me back.
Speaker 5: Okay.
Speaker 12: It was one of the most romantic first kiss, like
Speaker 12: when you used.
Speaker 2: To like kiss dolls back in the day and practice.
Speaker 2: You see, the Iron did.
Speaker 5: Some weird stuff with dolls. I apologize, No weird think.
Speaker 9: The dolls kiss each other?
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's not weird.
Speaker 6: My dolls did all sorts of fun stuff, but I
Speaker 6: didn't do.
Speaker 2: Nick is regretting calling into the show at this point.
Speaker 2: But I never never.
Speaker 12: Kissed any dolls growing up myself.
Speaker 2: Okay, was that you and I are the weird ones?
Speaker 4: So, but you said the kiss wasn't quite what you
Speaker 4: were hoping for.
Speaker 12: Yeah, it wasn't like fireworks, I guess. And then she
Speaker 12: was like, actually, I want to talk about something, and uh,
Speaker 12: She's like, I want to be transparent. I'm finally in
Speaker 12: this place where I feel really good about myself, and
Speaker 12: I want to start like kind of dating multiple people
Speaker 12: right now. I want to like explore the dating world.
Speaker 2: She said that after you kissed her.
Speaker 12: Yeah, this is after we kiss.
Speaker 2: Oh bro, it's.
Speaker 8: Not good.
Speaker 7: People.
Speaker 6: Yeah, but you got to you gotta think like maybe
Speaker 6: she could just finally tell how into her he was
Speaker 6: and she just.
Speaker 5: Wanted to be honest. Were you okay with that? Or
Speaker 5: are you not okay with that?
Speaker 10: Well?
Speaker 12: I mean I told her I was. I was like, yeah,
Speaker 12: I know me too.
Speaker 5: What I was going to say, Oh my.
Speaker 2: God, I have a date after this right now.
Speaker 12: Actually, but when we did text, we've been text or
Speaker 12: we're texting for a while after ward and talking about
Speaker 12: hanging out again. But then I guess I haven't heard
Speaker 12: from her for a while now, and I'm wondering if
Speaker 12: maybe she just she did find someone else she wants
Speaker 12: to date all the time.
Speaker 6: Okay, so this is more of like you want to
Speaker 6: find answers if she's even single still?
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, and definitely offer to redo the kiss over
Speaker 4: again better this next time?
Speaker 5: Can you rewind a kiss? Can you do that?
Speaker 4: I feel like that's what he should have done right there, Like,
Speaker 4: I promise you I could do better than Yeah, that
Speaker 4: may have been the move that.
Speaker 2: You miss, you're saying.
Speaker 5: If there was more fireworks, she wouldn't have said that.
Speaker 2: Maybe, But let's call her and see what she has
Speaker 2: to say.
Speaker 4: We're gonna come back. We'll ring Elizabeth for you. I
Speaker 4: can't believe I said ring Elizabeth. God, who's old. Anyway,
Speaker 4: We're gonna do it with your second date update.
Speaker 2: That's second date update.
Speaker 4: Playing with Tanka trucks while drinking Etches Sketch Martinis and
Speaker 4: challenging the people next to you to a drunk Rubik's
Speaker 4: Cube of Yeah, it's not a playdate with Brook's children.
Speaker 4: That was a real date that one of our listeners,
Speaker 4: Nick went on, because he took a woman named Elizabeth
Speaker 4: to a pop up restaurant bar that had an old
Speaker 4: school toy theme to it. Yeah, and it actually went
Speaker 4: pretty well from what we heard till the very end
Speaker 4: when they had a short kiss, and then immediately afterwards
Speaker 4: she told him, Oh, by the way, I am going
Speaker 4: to be dating other people and you should know that upfront,
Speaker 4: which sounds bad, but that is what Brooke whispered to
Speaker 4: her husband after they said I do want the I think.
Speaker 2: There's hope for you. Yeah, Yeah, we got you, Nick,
Speaker 2: don't worry.
Speaker 6: I mean, the thing is, it is pretty brutal when
Speaker 6: you recap it, like she could have maybe waited for
Speaker 6: like the next date to say that, yeah, a text message, or.
Speaker 4: Just ghost him like a normal person does.
Speaker 5: Yeah, the timing was brutal.
Speaker 6: You're right though, Maybe she was telling you because she
Speaker 6: still wanted to see you.
Speaker 5: She just her calendar is busy with other dates.
Speaker 12: Yeah. I mean maybe when you put it like that
Speaker 12: kind of downer, isn't It's not the same yet.
Speaker 5: There is as much hope as I could muster.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Brook, you're not gonna get much. So that's why
Speaker 4: I'm going to lead the conversation, at least at the start.
Speaker 4: When we call her, and the rest of the rest
Speaker 4: of them can chime in.
Speaker 2: If it stays good, Jeff will stay on.
Speaker 8: If it's bad, we'll just toss it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there we go. All right, you're ready to do this, Nick.
Speaker 12: I guess, so let's do it.
Speaker 8: I was kidding, by the way, Nick, you're in good hands. Okay,
Speaker 8: I don't know.
Speaker 2: It's the worst all state commercial. I know you're in
Speaker 2: good hands.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: You call her right now? Hello, Hey, we're looking for Elizabeth.
Speaker 13: This is her speaking perfect.
Speaker 4: Okay, this is Jeffrey speaking from a radio show called
Speaker 4: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 13: Oh okay, she's like and hi yah.
Speaker 4: So yeah, it's okay if you're underwhelmed. But we're doing
Speaker 4: a segment on our show that we'd like to bring
Speaker 4: you in on. It's called a second Date update.
Speaker 5: Have you heard those before?
Speaker 10: No?
Speaker 13: I don't think I have. Sorry, this is really weird
Speaker 13: to me.
Speaker 12: Sorry, yeah, right, that's all right.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we're trying to help out one of our listeners
Speaker 4: that you went out on a date with recently named Nick.
Speaker 4: You guys went to like a toy themed pop up
Speaker 4: restaurant bar.
Speaker 13: Thing, yes, yeah, oh god.
Speaker 10: He reached out to you about that.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Yeah, he wanted to see you again, and it sounds
Speaker 6: like maybe you're not giving him a firm yes or
Speaker 6: no on.
Speaker 4: That, and we're just trying to help him figure stuff out,
Speaker 4: like wanting to know exactly what was your takeaway from
Speaker 4: the date.
Speaker 12: Yeah, So.
Speaker 10: Okay.
Speaker 13: So Nick is a super nice guy and he's really sweet.
Speaker 13: I had a nice date with him, but I did
Speaker 13: tell him at the end of the date. I'm just
Speaker 13: not in a place emotionally right now where I want
Speaker 13: to date just one person. I want to date multiple people.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he told us that.
Speaker 10: Yeah.
Speaker 6: I don't think he's like I don't think he's trying
Speaker 6: to argue like you should only date him.
Speaker 5: I think he just wants to see you again.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he wants to be one of those people.
Speaker 12: Yeah.
Speaker 13: Yeah, so.
Speaker 2: It's a good thing. He supports the lifestyle that you
Speaker 2: want to live.
Speaker 8: It sounds like you're trying to say something but you
Speaker 8: don't want to like say it.
Speaker 13: Yeah, this is a little awkward. I think it's so.
Speaker 13: I think I might have found somebody that's a better
Speaker 13: fit with me than Nick.
Speaker 5: But I thought you were dating multiple people.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you've only gone on one date with Nick. Why
Speaker 4: not just go on another one just to see how
Speaker 4: your connection is.
Speaker 13: I don't know. There's this one person that I've been
Speaker 13: on accompetation with, and I feel like we're moving towards something,
Speaker 13: and I just I don't see there really being a
Speaker 13: possibility with Nick anymore, at least until I investigate this
Speaker 13: other things first.
Speaker 5: So there's nothing he can do to change your mind
Speaker 5: on that.
Speaker 13: I mean, here's the situation. I've been out on like
Speaker 13: seven or eight dates, and I would I would say, Nick,
Speaker 13: he's not in the top two. I mean, he's like
Speaker 13: maybe number three, but I want to stick with the
Speaker 13: top two right now.
Speaker 10: And he's a really good thing.
Speaker 13: I'm going to find something top three.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Elizabeth, I'm not sure if you heard, but Nick
Speaker 4: kind of jumped in there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's been on the other line listening to this conversation.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he's a little competitive.
Speaker 12: Well, I just think I think three's a little low
Speaker 12: as all. I just I think you know, its ranking
Speaker 12: would at least be the top two. I would assume
Speaker 12: based on a day it was pretty good day.
Speaker 13: The other guys, what is going on? Did you set
Speaker 13: this wholding up on the radio?
Speaker 5: I mean maybe that moves him up.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but the other two guys wouldn't have reached out
Speaker 4: to a radio show just to get a hold of you.
Speaker 12: He's got drive exactly. No, No, they're right, it is.
Speaker 13: I just I don't I don't know what to say.
Speaker 13: I'm kind of weirded out by this whole thing.
Speaker 10: Honestly, look what.
Speaker 2: You did.
Speaker 10: This.
Speaker 5: You could think of it as a romantic right, Do
Speaker 5: you want somebody romantic?
Speaker 6: You want somebody who will go the extra mile for you,
Speaker 6: you know, next your guy.
Speaker 5: And the thing is is, like.
Speaker 6: Man, can you imagine being told right after you kiss
Speaker 6: somebody that like, hey, by the way, I'm going to.
Speaker 5: See other people like that would be a big blow.
Speaker 6: And you know what, Nick has enough confidence to be like,
Speaker 6: you know what, that's okay, I'm cool with that.
Speaker 13: I would have told him earlier, but I just didn't
Speaker 13: know how to tell him or what to tell him.
Speaker 5: Maybe you should just like include it on your dating app.
Speaker 2: I mean, Nick, what do you want to do here?
Speaker 2: But do you want to mean?
Speaker 15: Well?
Speaker 12: First, I just want to say that, like, I'm someone
Speaker 12: who pays attention. One of the things we talked about
Speaker 12: on our date was love languages, right, And I remember
Speaker 12: her saying that her love languages were words of affirmation
Speaker 12: and physical touch, right. And so I just want you
Speaker 12: to know I'm going to do with someone You're so
Speaker 12: smart and so pretty and just an all around wonderful
Speaker 12: human being. And you know what I want you to do.
Speaker 12: I want you to imagine I'm hugging you yourself.
Speaker 4: Do you know the other two guys pretend to hug
Speaker 4: you through the phone, Elizabeth.
Speaker 2: Well giving you compliments. I don't think so.
Speaker 13: Ah, well, I don't know if those guys are as
Speaker 13: weird as she is.
Speaker 2: But you're right that I think the word you were
Speaker 2: going for was sweet.
Speaker 5: Yeah, weird can be good.
Speaker 8: Yeah, wouldn't make it better if maybe Jeff and.
Speaker 2: I hugged for you. That's just Jose really desperate for
Speaker 2: like I haven't in a long time. Yeah.
Speaker 5: Also his love language.
Speaker 2: We just want to help. Come on, you guys should
Speaker 2: go out again.
Speaker 5: One more time, see if he can move up to
Speaker 5: number two.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I bet, I bet Nick would be a really
Speaker 2: good boyfriend.
Speaker 5: She doesn't want that, a really good guy to dates?
Speaker 13: Okay, yeah, I don't think so.
Speaker 12: Sorry, if it's about like not knowing if I'm good enough,
Speaker 12: you know, you talk about, you know, dating other people,
Speaker 12: I've dated other people. Give you references with my excent.
Speaker 2: Don't do references, bro, Actually I would like that. Let's
Speaker 2: do that. Let's let's call them.
Speaker 4: Let's call some of Nick's x's on the line right
Speaker 4: now and have them sing nixed praises.
Speaker 12: I'm down, Let's do it.
Speaker 5: I don't think you want to know what your exes
Speaker 5: are really going to say about.
Speaker 13: You, Nick, You don't need to do that.
Speaker 10: You don't need to do anymore.
Speaker 12: I don't want to. I don't want to give up.
Speaker 12: I don't I don't like what is your like? How
Speaker 12: was it? How would I send you something but your dress?
Speaker 12: I can sit like an edible arrangement dress.
Speaker 5: Nobody wants edible fruit as a flower arrange.
Speaker 4: Right.
Speaker 12: Wait, look, I just need to know are you allergic
Speaker 12: to any fruit? You know? And it'll be a perfect arrangement.
Speaker 3: Oh boy, I.
Speaker 5: Think you're falling down the list right, kind of desperate.
Speaker 4: Look at the effort that he's willing to go just
Speaker 4: to get one more date with you.
Speaker 2: Yes, all the fruits, nick I.
Speaker 10: Is she the best?
Speaker 13: You're a really great guy. But like I said, I
Speaker 13: just need to focus on the other two right now.
Speaker 13: But good luck out there. You're gonna make someone really happy.
Speaker 2: And often you hear that one rookie Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4: Okay, so that second date didn't quite work out, but
Speaker 4: it should be proof to all the ladies listening out
Speaker 4: there that good guys do still exist.
Speaker 2: They're playing with hot wheels.
Speaker 4: And nurse blasters and giving you hugs through the phone
Speaker 4: and sending big baskets of fruit to where you live.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it feels like he just couldn't get the hint,
Speaker 6: and she was pretty direct.
Speaker 9: You know, the nice guy's still finished last year.
Speaker 5: You know, even if she's.
Speaker 8: Like, I'm willing to have multiple boyfriends and you're still
Speaker 8: at the most.
Speaker 6: If it proves what you think it proves, Jeff, I
Speaker 6: think the girls that's a good try.
Speaker 4: I think she's gonna come back twelve, thirteen, fifteen years
Speaker 4: from now and be like I should have said yes
Speaker 4: to guy number three.
Speaker 5: I don't think she'll probably ever remember.
Speaker 2: She'll be on her like fourth.
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, Well, if you want to have a phone
Speaker 4: call that you want to instantly forget, you know, the show,
Speaker 4: we'll call the person who isn't calling you.
Speaker 7: Back Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4: A fleeting look, an accidental brush against his hand, a
Speaker 4: shy glance over the shoulder, a bulging eye. What a
Speaker 4: single drop of drool falling down onto.
Speaker 2: This goony's T shirt?
Speaker 5: Are we at an old folk?
Speaker 3: Is this goonies?
Speaker 2: Is it?
Speaker 4: Love? Shun depends on how quickly she can get her
Speaker 4: keys into the lock of her door.
Speaker 5: She made it inside.
Speaker 2: Way too creepy, Jeff, I guess We'll have to find
Speaker 2: out what happens next.
Speaker 4: In the Saga of Tiffany and Cornelius, the man who
Speaker 4: lives under her apartment radio in your brand new Craigslist
Speaker 4: misconnection after a mess, it's coming.
Speaker 7: Up, he cuty misconnections. That was me staring.
Speaker 4: There's only two places you can find true love in
Speaker 4: this world. One is in the basement of Willy Wonka's
Speaker 4: chocolate factory, where the Umpa Lumpas invite you to do
Speaker 4: lines of pixie sticks off their little bombs.
Speaker 5: So funny and romantic cue.
Speaker 4: The other place is on the pages of craigslist dot org.
Speaker 4: We scoured that website every week to find the best
Speaker 4: misconnections they have to offer, like this first one, titled
Speaker 4: You're My Sweet Potato, I'm the spud stud You've been
Speaker 4: looking for veggie festival man for woman twenties.
Speaker 5: That's a thing, apparently.
Speaker 4: Says I just spent twelve dollars on a flaming buttered
Speaker 4: corn stick and was about to chow down when you
Speaker 4: caught my eye and my heart sploded.
Speaker 5: Oh I don't know why I sploated. It is still gross.
Speaker 4: Because you were twenty to twenty five years old than me.
Speaker 4: Red hair in a bun with a feather boa around
Speaker 4: your neck. Wow, and the largest stuffed carrot I've ever seen.
Speaker 5: I mean, she knows who she is.
Speaker 4: I swear to god you were a dead ringer for
Speaker 4: Miss Frizzle from the Magic School.
Speaker 5: But I was already kind of picturing that, really pictured.
Speaker 2: It is your dream teacher.
Speaker 4: It's like my internet search history came to life. Wait
Speaker 4: what minus a few things?
Speaker 2: Oh, man, you need it.
Speaker 5: She's just trying to educate people.
Speaker 4: When I saw you, I was with my guy Twang
Speaker 4: in the beer garden, feeling.
Speaker 2: Good after my third MIC's hard.
Speaker 7: Oh.
Speaker 4: I would have ran after you right there, but I
Speaker 4: had to wait till Twang finished his mics. I can't
Speaker 4: ask him to chuck, not after the last time. At
Speaker 4: one point I yelled at a security guard to stop
Speaker 4: that carrot, but he didn't do a damn thing.
Speaker 5: Yeah, because that's a weird thing to ask him.
Speaker 4: And I actually got into it and exchanged words. Then
Speaker 4: I gave him the old rabbit in the.
Speaker 2: Pocket trick and took off with his walkie talkie.
Speaker 12: What is that rabbit?
Speaker 4: If you see this and you're into younger men with
Speaker 4: cartoon tattoos, let's meet up. I just can't do it
Speaker 4: at the Veggie Fest this weekend because I'm not allowed
Speaker 4: back till next year.
Speaker 5: Oh they're gonna let you. They're that desperate for.
Speaker 4: That was signed sincerely, Flea Flicker and Twang.
Speaker 5: It's never put them at a veggiefest.
Speaker 2: Let's go to your next misconnection.
Speaker 4: This one's titled this cute cumber gal is looking for
Speaker 4: her big dill.
Speaker 5: Are we in the produce section right now?
Speaker 2: Woman for man thirties State Fair?
Speaker 4: Oh okay, that's probably adjacent to the Vegetable Festival.
Speaker 5: I know, but you just say State Fair and you
Speaker 5: know it's gonna be weird.
Speaker 4: You overall, scraggly beard and a very sizable, filthy hand.
Speaker 4: I couldn't say it out loud, but my mind screamed.
Speaker 4: You were everything I wanted in a man.
Speaker 5: I feel like dirty hands are a positive at the
Speaker 5: fair for some.
Speaker 4: The one thing that held me back your prize winning cucumber.
Speaker 4: I was giving you my up and down look until
Speaker 4: they made the announcement that you got first place and
Speaker 4: that big blue ribbon was on your chest.
Speaker 5: Oh that's awesome.
Speaker 4: After that, everybody was making a big fuss around you.
Speaker 4: You went from roused about to country Fair All Stars
Speaker 4: and I didn't like it. Oh, every girl with a
Speaker 4: flannel and horse riding pan was competing for your attention.
Speaker 2: So what did I do?
Speaker 4: I cropped my shirt, pulled my hair back, and stole
Speaker 4: my niece's makeup kit and dogged myself all the way
Speaker 4: up for.
Speaker 5: You play schools. My first eyes shadow like.
Speaker 2: I only had a moment to say one thing to you.
Speaker 4: Hey, mister, if that's your cucumber, does that Does that
Speaker 4: mean you like salads?
Speaker 2: Boy?
Speaker 5: It's threatening.
Speaker 4: You looked confounded, like a pole cat at the end
Speaker 4: of a fishing line.
Speaker 5: Is that what we all look like in your.
Speaker 2: You know what I meant?
Speaker 4: Don't play dumb with Charlotte t t presses two toes.
Speaker 2: The trust me. I've been with dumb men before.
Speaker 4: I went to the Bachelor auditions with my cousin Roy.
Speaker 5: Why wasn't she chosen? I would have actually watched that series.
Speaker 4: I would have kept talking saucy to you, But just
Speaker 4: then the tractor pull tourney started and I realized nothing
Speaker 4: stands between a man and a good old fashioned yank
Speaker 4: and pull. You can find me on Facebook. Most men
Speaker 4: do Charlotte Tt.
Speaker 5: Why do I feel like she's from my hometown.
Speaker 4: Let's go to your next misconnection titled third and love
Speaker 4: oh Man for woman forties middle school football field.
Speaker 5: Oh I get it now, he says.
Speaker 4: I was the stud playing quarterback for the flag football
Speaker 4: green team ak the Goose Trds. You were the adult
Speaker 4: cheerleader for the other squad, the Gronky Punch punch on
Speaker 4: the Gooseirds.
Speaker 11: Love it.
Speaker 4: I noticed you out of the corner of my eye
Speaker 4: after my sixth touchdown humble brags. Yeah, just wondering was
Speaker 4: your uniform a little too small? Or were my eyes
Speaker 4: playing tricks on me? Or did I get hit in
Speaker 4: the head too much while playing defense?
Speaker 5: I let you know that that's kind of an insult.
Speaker 4: I guess I didn't realize flag football teams had cheerleaders,
Speaker 4: but I was like, chaw h, I don't know the
Speaker 4: right way to say that. Cha questions shop sho cool?
Speaker 4: More of an audience to see my cannon for an arm.
Speaker 4: I thought my cheerleader reign was over back in the
Speaker 4: early two thousands. But for you, I'll let you into
Speaker 4: the club for a quick sack dance, but make sure
Speaker 4: you wear that uniform.
Speaker 2: The dank tank is ready for action che where we don't.
Speaker 5: Do adult cheerleading, a flag football.
Speaker 4: And any questions, Wait, that's a train. What sound does
Speaker 4: a tank make?
Speaker 5: It is an interesting question though, is it like a
Speaker 5: you know, like a deeper I don't want to find out.
Speaker 2: Text in the seventy five nine to two tell us what
Speaker 2: a tank sound? There's somebody that someone must know.
Speaker 7: That was Misconnections frooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4: We've got a new player, Candace on the phone, and
Speaker 4: apparently her annual Halloween tradition is driveway parties, and that
Speaker 4: I think that means something different where I come from.
Speaker 4: For me, you park in the driveway, flash of brides,
Speaker 4: all come out and things will happen.
Speaker 2: What are your driveway parties look like?
Speaker 15: Well, my kids and I we move all the patio
Speaker 15: and the lawn furniture to the driveway and then everybody
Speaker 15: comes over and we have like a pre funk party that.
Speaker 12: And then everybody trigger treats.
Speaker 5: That's cool. We actually shut our street down.
Speaker 6: You can put a permanent with the city and we
Speaker 6: just shut our street down.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, so we have like a campfire. We set
Speaker 5: up the movie screen in the street. It's awesome.
Speaker 2: Yeah, see Kansas's playing.
Speaker 4: I'm not to block traffic for the entire neighborhood, so
Speaker 4: I appreciate you Canvas.
Speaker 12: Yeah, we do lose track of our children, so I
Speaker 12: like brooks idea better.
Speaker 4: Yes, Oh that's an old school Halloween. Brook's gonna leave
Speaker 4: this studio. And while that happens, Candas, you know how
Speaker 4: the game works. You got thirty seconds to answer as
Speaker 4: many questions as possible. If you don't know when, you
Speaker 4: can say pass. But you have to beat her outright
Speaker 4: to win. Are you ready?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Good luck?
Speaker 4: Your time starts now. Today is Canadian Thanksgiving. What's the
Speaker 4: largest province in Canada?
Speaker 12: Victoria?
Speaker 4: Alphabetically, what is the last of Santa's Reindeers?
Speaker 10: Oh? My gosh, U p answer?
Speaker 4: The famous Dole Plantation is located in which state? What
Speaker 4: sports legend was nicknamed the Great One?
Speaker 15: Oh, the Great Bambini?
Speaker 12: I don't know, freak name.
Speaker 6: Yes, I'll go with that.
Speaker 2: What are you going with the Great Bambini?
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's his given name, and his nickname is Great One.
Speaker 4: Candace, good work there. Books are going to come back
Speaker 4: into the studio. And while she's coming back in Apparently
Speaker 4: Candace stages houses to sell for real estate agents, and
Speaker 4: apparently the big trend right now is big beds.
Speaker 5: Beds to make the room look bigger.
Speaker 2: I don't know what does that mean, Candace.
Speaker 15: Yeah, I mean big beds meaning like if you walk
Speaker 15: into a primary then they want the bed to be
Speaker 15: like the focal point.
Speaker 12: So we're letting using five or six.
Speaker 15: Comforters at the same time to make it look Wow.
Speaker 8: My idea and I'm really good with designing a tiny bed,
Speaker 8: huge headboard ginorm is covering the whole wall.
Speaker 2: Right, maybe you can put that in the next house
Speaker 2: you stage.
Speaker 15: Candas Huh, sure, I'll hire you for the day.
Speaker 3: Hose.
Speaker 6: Yes, that is way too much lifting stuff and carrying
Speaker 6: things back and forth for Jose to handle.
Speaker 2: I'm just going to be sleeping in the bed the
Speaker 2: entire Yeah.
Speaker 10: I know we're on a time limit. But my kids
Speaker 10: are in the car and they want to say Hi,
Speaker 10: really fall.
Speaker 6: Hi.
Speaker 5: Oh that's cute. What's their names?
Speaker 12: Owen and Olivia?
Speaker 4: Can you ask that question?
Speaker 5: They want to play? Okay, you think you're smarter than mom.
Speaker 5: I see how it is.
Speaker 10: Brooks got to play now, Yeah, the question we gotta
Speaker 10: go to Brook.
Speaker 2: Now you can help Brook if you want.
Speaker 4: Brooke, you ready, Your time starts now. Today is Canadian Thanksgiving.
Speaker 4: What's the largest province.
Speaker 2: In Canada.
Speaker 5: British Columbia Alphabetically.
Speaker 4: What is the last of Santa's reindeer?
Speaker 5: God uh Prancer.
Speaker 4: The famous Dole plantation is located in which state? What
Speaker 4: sports legend was nicknamed the Great One?
Speaker 5: The Great One? Baby Bruce Morel.
Speaker 4: Is a variety of vegetables In bowling, How many strikes
Speaker 4: in a row earns you a perfect game?
Speaker 5: Twelve?
Speaker 2: Final answer with twelve?
Speaker 3: There it is.
Speaker 2: We're gonna go to the scoreboard and see how you
Speaker 2: bolted with Jose.
Speaker 10: I just ship my pants and.
Speaker 5: It's commercial over.
Speaker 3: It's so good. I think it was targeted.
Speaker 2: Candace, you got one correct.
Speaker 5: Today the kids have.
Speaker 3: Brook?
Speaker 5: Yeah, you got three.
Speaker 4: Maybe should have let the kids play today?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I know for next time.
Speaker 4: Let's get these answers in. It's Canadian Thanksgiving. Largest province
Speaker 4: in Canada is Quebec Alphabetically. The last of Santa's reindeer
Speaker 4: is Vixen. The famous Dolt Plantation is located in Hawaii
Speaker 4: on the island of of Oahu. The sports legend known
Speaker 4: as the great one is Wayne Gretzky hockey player.
Speaker 5: Such generic nicknames.
Speaker 2: By the way, morel is a variety of mushroom.
Speaker 4: And in bowling, you need twelve consecutive strikes to bowl
Speaker 4: a perfect game. So Candace, unfortunately can't give you any
Speaker 4: money here, but just we're playing, you do win a
Speaker 4: fifty dollars gift card to the Nisqually Red Wind Casino,
Speaker 4: River Water Bar and Grill. Treat yourself to the taste
Speaker 4: of good life at the River Water Bar and Grill.
Speaker 4: It's your escape from the ordinary, only at the Nisqually
Speaker 4: Redwind Casino.
Speaker 6: Woo all right, thanks guy, Hey, and get those kids
Speaker 6: to school.
Speaker 2: Huh yeah, we're late now, but that's okay. Yeah, thank
Speaker 2: you for playing, Candace.
Speaker 4: We'll be back to do wind Brooks Bucks same time tomorrow,
Speaker 4: brook
Speaker 7: And Jeffrey in the morning.