Speaker 1: It's a Brook and Jeffrey podcast. And you know, I
Speaker 1: love reading the reviews. But your mom left us three stars.
Speaker 2: What the well?
Speaker 3: She has a point, it's not that good.
Speaker 4: Oh listen, could you make up for that? Please leave?
Speaker 4: Is that too needy? Maybe? But the full show starts
Speaker 4: right now.
Speaker 3: The question of the day is are you a squisher?
Speaker 3: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 4: I hate that. I hate that sound effect because.
Speaker 3: There's a new poll update on that found the average
Speaker 3: person encounters a bug or a pest five times per week.
Speaker 3: It seems low to me and for most of us.
Speaker 3: The immediate reaction is to just squish them, but twenty
Speaker 3: percent would rather report it and let somebody else come
Speaker 3: do the squishing. Four back outsource your squish.
Speaker 4: You know, it depends on the bug for us in
Speaker 4: our family.
Speaker 3: Brook, I know you don't like to squish him. You
Speaker 3: like to collect them and blood them into your morning
Speaker 3: green smoothie.
Speaker 4: Yeah I mean that. Or I actually like to let
Speaker 4: the spiders outside. Ye yeah, yeah, because I love spiders.
Speaker 3: Brooks with the twelve percent of people who say they
Speaker 3: feel like it's their duty to catch and release the
Speaker 3: bug back into the wild, like shamboo.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's true. I'm freeing Willie.
Speaker 5: It's actually how I high sad and I yelled free Willy.
Speaker 3: Survey found were more likely to squish a bug if
Speaker 3: we find it inside of our home or if they're
Speaker 3: on our bodies. Oh yeah, sure it did it to itself.
Speaker 4: If it's on my body, I don't squish it. I
Speaker 4: just screaming jump around.
Speaker 3: The top bugs that we tend to squish on site
Speaker 3: are beetles, cockroaches, centipedes, and spiders. Yeah, which I personally
Speaker 3: think are the best ones to keep alive in your
Speaker 3: house because they catch all the other bugs that are
Speaker 3: in there.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm with you. I'm on the spider gang.
Speaker 3: So yeah, Spider crew, Yes we are, we are.
Speaker 4: I hate cockroaches though, they're just like.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, those gotta go. Textan seventy five nine two
Speaker 3: Are you a squisher? We're gonna move on and get
Speaker 3: into the shot colla question of the Day with the
Speaker 3: ultimate Morning show squisher, but in a different meaning of
Speaker 3: the word digital Jake, Jake, give it to us. Today
Speaker 3: is National Farmer's Day.
Speaker 2: Cool.
Speaker 6: I wanted to make sure I had the most up
Speaker 6: to date information to quiz you on so I spent
Speaker 6: hours scoping out farmers only dot Com asking around for
Speaker 6: an expert to help me.
Speaker 4: Glad you didn't.
Speaker 6: It wasn't as successful as I hoped, but I did
Speaker 6: receive a pretty handsome offering of a dowry from a
Speaker 6: landowner named Kalitis. With that going for me, I decided
Speaker 6: to plow on for a special one and done. Crops,
Speaker 6: slops and barnyard plops.
Speaker 3: Shot colored question at the.
Speaker 6: Day, we're kicking it off with Jose Jose. According to scientists, chimpanzees, dolphins,
Speaker 6: and elephants are the three most intelligent animals in the world,
Speaker 6: but a barnyard animal comes in at number four. Researchers say,
Speaker 6: which one of these is the smartest on the farm?
Speaker 6: Is it a a pig, be a sheep, or see
Speaker 6: a donkey.
Speaker 3: H that's a really tough one, does it?
Speaker 4: Everyone always say pigs are smart. Yeah, I feel like
Speaker 4: it's kind of easy, but.
Speaker 3: They can't like look up in the sky. I feel like,
Speaker 3: I think you're young.
Speaker 6: Very dumb shaped animals.
Speaker 3: Yeah, when you think back about all the other smart
Speaker 3: animals that he said first, we don't tend to eat
Speaker 3: any of those smart things. Yea and out of the
Speaker 3: ones that he listed, the only one that I don't
Speaker 3: know we eat. I don't know about Brooks hometown. But donkeys, yeah,
Speaker 3: you don't tend to eat that. Well, donkeys are related
Speaker 3: to horses. Horses are super smart.
Speaker 4: I don't think horses are as smart as you think that.
Speaker 3: If you've seen the movie Shrek, donkey can talk.
Speaker 4: Smart as Yeah, but what about Charlotte's web.
Speaker 7: You got a pig and that one that can talk
Speaker 7: okay or babe?
Speaker 4: That was a pig?
Speaker 3: All right, Well, I think it's a consensus, Jake, We're
Speaker 3: gonna go with pig.
Speaker 6: Jose said, pig.
Speaker 3: That is, thanks for the help.
Speaker 6: They're among the fastest learners of nature, and some pigs
Speaker 6: know how to open and shut doors, guide flocks of sheep,
Speaker 6: or even play video games.
Speaker 3: I want to play video games in the pig.
Speaker 4: Wouldn't it be crazy? Your stream would explain that's what
Speaker 4: you need to do.
Speaker 6: Brook it's your turn. In the famous painting American Gothic,
Speaker 6: it shows a man and woman standing in front of
Speaker 6: a farm holding a pitchfork, But the models the artists
Speaker 6: used for the painting weren't really farmers. It was someone
Speaker 6: he knew personally, Oh, really, was the man in the
Speaker 6: picture A the artist's electrician, B was it his dentist
Speaker 6: or C was it his proctologist?
Speaker 4: Proctologist? That isn't much. That's why he went with a
Speaker 4: gothic theme on that way, like American graphic.
Speaker 3: You can picture their faces, like, does that look like
Speaker 3: a dentist?
Speaker 4: I mean, here's the thing. My dad is an electrician.
Speaker 4: He would not it and model for an artist. He
Speaker 4: just wouldn't.
Speaker 7: But if you're a dentist, you've got a lot of
Speaker 7: spare time. I mean you three days a week. You know,
Speaker 7: it's like an artiest thing to do. If you're a dentist,
Speaker 7: you're trying to go up the social ladder.
Speaker 3: I'm going to Deennis don't work hard, so she's going to.
Speaker 4: I mean, honestly, look at their hours. They are not
Speaker 4: working five days.
Speaker 3: A week and follow us.
Speaker 6: Brooke went with the entitled Profession of Dentist.
Speaker 4: You know how I feel that is.
Speaker 6: Sitting in the dentist chair for so long gave the
Speaker 6: artist time to study his face and features. And then
Speaker 6: the woman was his sister. That makes sense for two
Speaker 6: alexis it's your turn, which of these is the most
Speaker 6: grown fruit crop in the entire world, said a apples,
Speaker 6: b bananas or c oranges?
Speaker 4: Oh, I wish I had any idea of.
Speaker 3: If you think about like how these things are grown.
Speaker 3: Some of those fruits need a certain type of climate
Speaker 3: in order to grow, and some of them are able
Speaker 3: to grow in pretty much any climate.
Speaker 4: Can you that? I just don't know the answers to
Speaker 4: which climate.
Speaker 3: I don't I don't want to.
Speaker 4: I guess a certain area to grow.
Speaker 3: Jeff Well, just bananas are so like island tropical and
Speaker 3: how many island tropical bananas to be able to get exactly?
Speaker 3: Is there a banana belt? Okay?
Speaker 4: Okay? Then no bananas? So apples or oranges. They're selling
Speaker 4: oranges in the big bags of cuties.
Speaker 7: Maybe there's a lot.
Speaker 4: Let's go oranges.
Speaker 6: Just said oranges.
Speaker 3: That is.
Speaker 4: Correct.
Speaker 6: Bananas are the number one fruit crop and the fourth
Speaker 6: largest crop overall behind wheat, rice and corn. Then it
Speaker 6: goes bananas.
Speaker 3: That's what I said. The tropical area of like India, Asia, India, Asia,
Speaker 3: That's what I meant.
Speaker 6: You need to read between the lions. Help Jeffrey your
Speaker 6: questions up. The Queen Salvaba Memorial Institute in Bangkok is
Speaker 6: both a popular tourist site and an important farm. Their
Speaker 6: animals are just a little less cuddly than a farm
Speaker 6: we think of here in North America. What animals are
Speaker 6: raised there? Is it a poisonous snakes to make anti venom,
Speaker 6: poisonous silk, spiders to make fabric, or see leeches a
Speaker 6: popular animal used in the practice of blood letting.
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, you called a popular practice.
Speaker 6: It's a popular animal. It is a practice, not necessarily
Speaker 6: a popular practice.
Speaker 3: But the animal can't mis leaches when it comes to blood.
Speaker 3: You're telling me you never go pick up a leach
Speaker 3: on a Friday night on the way home. We're getting
Speaker 3: leeches just need a good leeching.
Speaker 4: Is there some beauty trends that are leeches?
Speaker 3: Actually, yeah, they make a lot of pharmaceuticals over in Asia,
Speaker 3: and so doing the poisonous snakes to get the anti venoms.
Speaker 4: It makes it logically, it fits.
Speaker 3: Yeah, someone's gotta do it. It seems right. We're going with
Speaker 3: poisonous snakes, Jeffrey said. Poisonous snakes. That is, you can
Speaker 3: pay a.
Speaker 6: Small free and watch a snake get milked.
Speaker 3: Alexis is the only one who got hers wrong, so
Speaker 3: she's gonna take a soul shock while singing Sorry Not
Speaker 3: Sorry by Demi Lovado.
Speaker 8: Baby, I'm sorry, I'm not sorry, I'm sorry.
Speaker 4: I'm not sorry. Being so bad got me feeling so good.
Speaker 3: That's your chocolate question of the Day.
Speaker 9: Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 3: A bizarre family mystery has haunted one of our listeners
Speaker 3: and all of her close relatives for the last fifteen years.
Speaker 4: Oh that's a long time.
Speaker 3: At the time it happened, they had no ideas, no
Speaker 3: clues to what really happened. Until the other day, when
Speaker 3: our listener was just casually walking down the street in
Speaker 3: New York and the answer literally brushed by her shoulder.
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, and everything in that moment changed. It's
Speaker 3: one of the most baffling easy stories we've ever heard
Speaker 3: on the show. It's coming up in a brand new
Speaker 3: mass speaker at seven to ten. You don't hear me
Speaker 3: concession I can't take back earl Arms speaker text to
Speaker 3: seventy five to nine two says I keep a lighter
Speaker 3: in my home office. My girlfriend thinks it's to light
Speaker 3: the scented candle on the shelf, but it's not. What
Speaker 3: is it for it's used to light my toots. A
Speaker 3: come on, his girlfriend's like, oh, it always smells so
Speaker 3: nice in here. It must be that cinnamon scented candle.
Speaker 3: Why do you think I always have to light the candle, honey?
Speaker 4: But I said, use a match for that. O. No,
Speaker 4: thank you.
Speaker 3: Hey, look, if you want, we will gladly help you
Speaker 3: light your secret expulsions on fire so that nobody knows.
Speaker 3: And we'll do it right here on the mass speaker.
Speaker 3: And that's what one of our listeners wants us to
Speaker 3: do today. She's chosen Andrea as her face. Name Andrea.
Speaker 3: Welcome to the show.
Speaker 10: Thanks you, Good morning guys.
Speaker 4: Oh Andrea, so nice and formal. I like it.
Speaker 10: Just trying to be cordials.
Speaker 3: Okay, we don't get a lot of your type on
Speaker 3: this radio station. So you're a breath of fresh air.
Speaker 3: Our big lighters are ready, voice changers are on. You
Speaker 3: are the mass speaker. Whenever you're ready, let's hear your confession.
Speaker 4: You say match, you say light it up, Let's go awesome.
Speaker 10: So this is kind of offbeat, but I had a
Speaker 10: family member, an aunt, who was actually my favorite aunt.
Speaker 10: We were very close and growing up, you know, I
Speaker 10: always look to talk to her.
Speaker 4: Can I ask real quick, how old are you at
Speaker 4: this time?
Speaker 10: Oh, I'm a kid. She's in her thirties.
Speaker 3: She was in her thirties, okay.
Speaker 10: But one day she didn't come home from work at all.
Speaker 10: She just literally disappeared off the face there like what
Speaker 10: never ever ever heard from her again?
Speaker 4: You're so casual, my favorite.
Speaker 10: It's been a minute, you know what I mean, it's
Speaker 10: been some years. But now we're just like kind of
Speaker 10: numb to it, you know, because what do you do
Speaker 10: when it happened?
Speaker 5: Oh my god, jeez, is this something like where the
Speaker 5: police got involved.
Speaker 11: Oh?
Speaker 10: Absolutely, we tried to find her. We did our own
Speaker 10: little research.
Speaker 9: That's so sad.
Speaker 3: So sorry. I can only imagine what your family must
Speaker 3: have been going through.
Speaker 4: Oh she's still gone.
Speaker 10: Oh yeah, this was like fifteen years ago.
Speaker 4: What I wanted that you found her and it was
Speaker 4: some like kookie reason she was missing.
Speaker 3: Well maybe that is so.
Speaker 10: What happened was very ironically, I'm in New York City
Speaker 10: visiting and I'm walking down the street.
Speaker 3: When is this this was maybe ship?
Speaker 10: Oh yeah, I'm in New York City. As I said,
Speaker 10: I'm walking down the street and who do I see,
Speaker 10: but my aunt. I wasn't sure. I wasn't that a
Speaker 10: fixt show with her. But I know my aunt, right,
Speaker 10: So what you saw?
Speaker 3: What did you do?
Speaker 10: I called her name to be sure, obviously, and she reacted.
Speaker 10: She turned around, Oh.
Speaker 5: My god, did you guys run together and have a
Speaker 5: beautiful reunion.
Speaker 10: Well I definitely ran up to her and was just
Speaker 10: like flabberg I said that it was her like our school.
Speaker 3: Oh I would have been balling, crying, boo balls and
Speaker 3: cries at anything that happened. So that's not fair. What
Speaker 3: did you say? What happened? Right?
Speaker 10: So that's what I was asking her. Of course, I
Speaker 10: was just like showering her with all these questions, where
Speaker 10: did you go? What happened? Why did you leave?
Speaker 8: All of these things?
Speaker 10: And she kind of just deflected, you know, she didn't
Speaker 10: really answer any right question. She just said, you know,
Speaker 10: I will tell you everything. Just come back with me
Speaker 10: to my apartment. You know obviously I live here now,
Speaker 10: so we can talk about it there. And I was like, yeah,
Speaker 10: of course, like whatever you want to do.
Speaker 4: Oh I'm dying to know.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 10: We got back to her apartment. She made me some
Speaker 10: teat and she's like, Okay, before I even get started,
Speaker 10: this is super heavy, so let me just go across
Speaker 10: the street and get some cigaret it and I was like, okay,
Speaker 10: I just wait here for you. And I waited and
Speaker 10: I waited and I raided.
Speaker 4: She left you again.
Speaker 10: Yeah, I was there all afternoon.
Speaker 4: It's like I felt terrible and now I'm angry, like
Speaker 4: you deserve to know.
Speaker 3: She doesn't want to be found, clearly, but it's like, oh,
Speaker 3: your whole family through so much.
Speaker 10: That's why I shared with her, like we were mourning
Speaker 10: for you at one point. We didn't know what happened,
Speaker 10: and I just pressed out for answers and she wasn't
Speaker 10: willing to give them until she got these cigarettes.
Speaker 5: And then yeah, god, oh my god with somebody's husband.
Speaker 4: And then they're like, good riddance, get out of here.
Speaker 3: Did you reach out to your family back home and
Speaker 3: tell them that you tracked down your aunt in New York?
Speaker 10: I thought about it really long and hard got but
Speaker 10: I just felt like it would be more traumatic to
Speaker 10: bring it back up, and like re all of those memories.
Speaker 3: With no closure.
Speaker 5: I feel like you need to tell them. I feel
Speaker 5: like you gotta tell um, But they know it's hard.
Speaker 5: I know it's hard, but like.
Speaker 3: They're gonna blame you for losing her again. No, like,
Speaker 3: why didn't you go with her across the street to
Speaker 3: get the cigarettes? Sees you she runs away.
Speaker 1: I mean, how cliche is your aunt using the old
Speaker 1: I'm going out for cigarettes?
Speaker 3: Like weak cliche?
Speaker 4: I mean that sounds like so nineteen seventies.
Speaker 10: Well it worked because I was like, they're goofy yourself.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, So what do you feel now?
Speaker 10: I'm just angry. As you said, I felt bewildered. I
Speaker 10: felt like, oh gosh, I hope nothing happened to her.
Speaker 10: But you know, there's no closure. As you said, there
Speaker 10: wasn't a no, It's like nothing.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, there's no reason.
Speaker 4: Her anti climactic. It's like you're.
Speaker 10: Stirring up a pod and then you're not you know,
Speaker 10: all right, And that's why I'm not going to tell
Speaker 10: my family because why would I make them go through
Speaker 10: that again.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they're strong, they can do it.
Speaker 3: But there are some people in the world who just
Speaker 3: want to be by themselves, Like they don't want to
Speaker 3: be associated with their families or friends. They want to
Speaker 3: be on their own. And that's why I ignore calls
Speaker 3: from my mom on my birthday because I'm just like
Speaker 3: to leave me alone, please.
Speaker 4: Cheff is so jealous of your aunt.
Speaker 3: I know where she figured it out. If jeff could
Speaker 3: run away, he would, But he's on like a huge
Speaker 3: national radio show. I kind of know where he's at. Actually,
Speaker 3: you know what, I'm going to go across the street
Speaker 3: and grab some cigarettes. But texting eight five nine two,
Speaker 3: if you have a confession you've been holding on to,
Speaker 3: we can hide your identity, mask your voice, and make
Speaker 3: you the next mass speaker. Your phone TAP's coming up.
Speaker 9: Next, brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: In today's phone tap, you know those places kids can
Speaker 3: go with trampolines and climbing walls and giant foam pits. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: Well one mom is scheduled to take her twin daughters
Speaker 3: there for a kid's birthday party this weekend. What she
Speaker 3: doesn't know yet is the play zone area is officially
Speaker 3: at full capacity, so she's allowed to take one of
Speaker 3: her daughters. The other one. Well, we have a plan
Speaker 3: for her. It's in your phone tap right now.
Speaker 9: Morning.
Speaker 3: Hello, Hi Tanya speaking. Yeah, Hey, I know we've never
Speaker 3: met before. I'm Viv's dad. Brian.
Speaker 12: Oh, oh, hi, hi Brian. How are you.
Speaker 9: Hi?
Speaker 3: I'm good. How are you?
Speaker 12: I'm great? Thanks.
Speaker 3: Yeah, So your twin girls are coming to Viv's birthday
Speaker 3: this weekend, right, yes, they're so excited.
Speaker 12: Ali's especially very excited.
Speaker 3: Oh or excited.
Speaker 12: Yeah, she's a big climber, so she's really into the
Speaker 12: play zone stuff.
Speaker 3: So I was kind of hoping you wouldn't say that.
Speaker 12: Oh, I'm sorry to hear that it is something wrong, you.
Speaker 3: Know, I'm sorry because I know this is kind of inconvenient.
Speaker 3: But I talked to the party zone people and they
Speaker 3: told me that the play area that we rented out
Speaker 3: with the party room is over capacity. Oh yeah, that's
Speaker 3: my fault because I didn't know that you couldn't go
Speaker 3: over fifteen kids, like it's a safety issue. I guess.
Speaker 12: Oh got this. So there's like too many kids coming?
Speaker 12: Is that what's happening?
Speaker 3: Yeah? So here's the deal. Your twin girls are Ali
Speaker 3: and Ashley, right yeah. Yeah, So while Ashley can be
Speaker 3: in the play area, Ali is gonna have to watch
Speaker 3: from outside. What It's okay because I've got the people
Speaker 3: who work there to rope off an area just outside
Speaker 3: the building. But they have this pretty big window that
Speaker 3: looks into the play area.
Speaker 12: So you're gonna just like rope off an area outside
Speaker 12: and just put my kids, Like.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she'll be okay to like look through the glass
Speaker 3: and put her hand up on it, and she can
Speaker 3: watch all the other children have a good time. She
Speaker 3: just can't be in there with them.
Speaker 12: Right, But I just don't understand why my kid is
Speaker 12: being put outside while the rest of the kids can
Speaker 12: be inside playing.
Speaker 3: Well, because they're twins. You've got two of them, right,
Speaker 3: but they both are people. Most of the others only
Speaker 3: have one kid that are going to the park, So
Speaker 3: it's not really fair for me to say to somebody else,
Speaker 3: you can't bring your one kid, but she can bring two.
Speaker 12: I'm sorry, but Ali and Ashley are extremely close with VIVI.
Speaker 12: I don't see what the problem is.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, no, Look, we don't want her to feel excluded,
Speaker 3: and that's why the facility gave me special permission to
Speaker 3: bring a slice of cake outside so that she could
Speaker 3: eat it on the bus stop bench while she looks
Speaker 3: through the glass.
Speaker 12: Okay, I don't understand how is this allowed.
Speaker 3: It's right next to the building, so it's not far.
Speaker 12: Is she going to be supervisent anyway, Well.
Speaker 3: We will be able to see her outside. Oh my god,
Speaker 3: eating by herself.
Speaker 12: Are you laughing about my kid being excluded?
Speaker 3: And it's dusty in here. I'm in a dusty room,
Speaker 3: so I've got the sniffles.
Speaker 12: So you think this is a joke to actually put
Speaker 12: my kid in like.
Speaker 3: A pen, I don't. Don't think of it as a pen.
Speaker 3: Think of it as an exclusive vip roped off area
Speaker 3: without heat, without heat. We'll tell side, Okay, what you're doing.
Speaker 12: It's not right, and you're you're not taking into consideration
Speaker 12: my daughter's feelings.
Speaker 3: Okay, But in my defense, it's not your daughter's birthday.
Speaker 3: It's my daughter's birthday, and so I'm just trying to
Speaker 3: look out for what's best for her.
Speaker 12: Okay, But it's still about the kids. It doesn't matter
Speaker 12: whose birthday it is.
Speaker 3: This, yeah, but it's mainly about one kid, and that's Viv.
Speaker 12: What is the matter with you?
Speaker 3: It's her birthday.
Speaker 12: I don't care if it's her birthday.
Speaker 3: You agreed, you agree on her on her birthday, she
Speaker 3: should get what she wants.
Speaker 12: And what your daughter wants is to put my child
Speaker 12: in a pen outside and stare at her through a window.
Speaker 3: Okay, you're being a little dramatic here, and I've even
Speaker 3: told you that. Viv at some point during the party
Speaker 3: says she's willing to leave all of her good friends
Speaker 3: and walk over to put her hand up on the
Speaker 3: glass just to make Ali feel me food it.
Speaker 12: Oh like a prison, like a She's gonna go up
Speaker 12: like a prison visit and put her hand up on
Speaker 12: the glass, like that's going to make it better.
Speaker 3: Are you kidding me? You're comparing my sweet daughter's birthday
Speaker 3: party to a prison visit. Okay, how dare you?
Speaker 6: Wow?
Speaker 12: Okay, I have.
Speaker 3: Been to and it is nothing like that.
Speaker 12: All right, this is this is not going well. Actually,
Speaker 12: I really would rather my daughter's not go and be
Speaker 12: involved in this at all, because ridiculous, you're not It's ridiculous. No,
Speaker 12: I'm not.
Speaker 3: Oh, that actually solves everything for me, because clearly.
Speaker 12: My daughters are not a priority. They're clearly not close
Speaker 12: enough with VIVI to be included.
Speaker 3: Actually, if you don't bring Ali and Ashley, maybe you
Speaker 3: could just ask your sister Rachel to bring her daughter
Speaker 3: to the pop Sorry, what and that would fix everything?
Speaker 12: How do you even know what my sister's name is Oh.
Speaker 3: First of all, I know your sister because she's the
Speaker 3: one who asked us to do this prank phone call
Speaker 3: on you. Oh my god, I'm so sorry. My name
Speaker 3: is jeff from Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. This
Speaker 3: is a phone tap.
Speaker 12: I feel so silly. Oh, I'm so embarrassed.
Speaker 3: Your sister Rachel is pretty vicious, isn't she.
Speaker 4: She's the worst.
Speaker 13: She knows.
Speaker 12: The worst way to pick on me is through my girls.
Speaker 3: Cool though, if we do, put Ali at the window
Speaker 3: and maybe we could have a little voice speaker so
Speaker 3: they could talk to each other like it is person God,
Speaker 3: no way.
Speaker 9: The wake up every morning was fum taps weekday mornings
Speaker 9: on the twenties Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 3: Look, I know the saying is love can happen to anyone, anywhere,
Speaker 3: at any time.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's such a nice saying.
Speaker 3: But at the risk of sounding a little judgmental, sometimes
Speaker 3: you see a couple together that makes you go, really, yeah, him,
Speaker 3: I do with her. I'm always like, dude's gorgeous. He
Speaker 3: doesn't look good at all. I can't And then I realized,
Speaker 3: I'm all I'm ugly looking in the mirror right now.
Speaker 4: You two are so judging, I mean really, like, how.
Speaker 13: Do you pull her?
Speaker 3: I'm like, oh, but it happens. And it couldn't have
Speaker 3: been more true than with two listeners who seemed like
Speaker 3: a very odd match when they came on our show,
Speaker 3: but against all odds, they decided not only were they
Speaker 3: going to prove all the doubters wrong, they're gonna come
Speaker 3: back to give us a peek into their unusual mismatched relationship,
Speaker 3: and you're gonna hear them in a brand new second
Speaker 3: date update update.
Speaker 4: Yeah love prevailed, Jeff, We're.
Speaker 3: Gonna find out right after this second date updated. Imagine
Speaker 3: you're a guy who finally gets a date with a
Speaker 3: really great girl who's maybe a little bit out of
Speaker 3: your league. That's exciting, but she tells you, yeah, sure,
Speaker 3: I'll slum it with you for just one night, and
Speaker 3: then on date night you blow it for the dumbest
Speaker 3: reason ever. Oh no, that's what one of our listeners, Lou,
Speaker 3: says happened to him when he met a hotty online.
Speaker 3: So let's ask him about it.
Speaker 2: Lou.
Speaker 3: First of all, thanks for slumming it by calling a
Speaker 3: radio show. You're out of our league. So I really
Speaker 3: hope we don't blow it with you.
Speaker 2: Oh, I don't think. So.
Speaker 5: There's a lot of tears to keep track of here
Speaker 5: for me at the bottom.
Speaker 3: We always are. So tell us, who is this lady
Speaker 3: that you met online?
Speaker 2: Her name is Kelly.
Speaker 4: Okay, Kelly's a hawkrel name.
Speaker 13: Yeah, that's what I always think anyway. So she works
Speaker 13: out like all the time. She's like really in shape.
Speaker 5: And all that stuff you talk to her about, or
Speaker 5: you just assume because we.
Speaker 2: Talked a little bit about that.
Speaker 13: You know, she never eats sugar, never eats bread, and
Speaker 13: she's always strict about her diet.
Speaker 2: I get that. I mean, I'm not quite as good.
Speaker 4: To look amazing, and those are the things that you
Speaker 4: have to sacrifice. That's why I will do it.
Speaker 13: So we hung out, went out to dinner and I
Speaker 13: even got the you know, the califlower appetizer.
Speaker 2: We had the sushi.
Speaker 4: You're trying to in her lifestyle.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I was bowling me, you know.
Speaker 13: And then we went over to we went bowling over
Speaker 13: at Cosmic Bowls, you know, and they got the neon
Speaker 13: lights and the loud music.
Speaker 2: You know. We were having like a good time.
Speaker 3: And that's where you can like order some mots relisticks
Speaker 3: for yourself on the side and eat them like the bathroom,
Speaker 3: leave them over on stall too.
Speaker 2: The thing is the boweling.
Speaker 13: It ends like at eleven o'clock and I was like,
Speaker 13: I thought the date went well and I was thinking we.
Speaker 2: Just call it a night. But out of nowhere, she
Speaker 2: was like, hey, what are we going to do now?
Speaker 3: She wants to keep going.
Speaker 2: I'm thinking that's a fastball belt tiede.
Speaker 4: So I just said, I thought, said belt, Yeah.
Speaker 3: That's like the perfect place to hit the ball. It's
Speaker 3: a layup.
Speaker 4: Are you a little bit older than.
Speaker 13: No, well I think I have a couple of years
Speaker 13: on her, but not that much. But girls say like,
Speaker 13: what are we doing now? After a date, after we're
Speaker 13: having a good time, You're like the date. Well, I
Speaker 13: just said, well, you know you.
Speaker 2: Want to come over?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 13: Yeah, okay, but you know, she needed to get coffee first,
Speaker 13: So we just went to a little gas stations and
Speaker 13: got some coffee, and oh.
Speaker 3: Gas station coffee.
Speaker 4: For twenty four hours she suffered from hartburd.
Speaker 3: It's not easy to get a coffee, I guess at eleven.
Speaker 4: Thirty if you know the prices. Yeah, yeah, but not
Speaker 4: all except I mean maybe that's not even a thing,
Speaker 4: like was it was? She fine with that.
Speaker 13: It's like when Miami in the eighties, you just got
Speaker 13: to figure out a place to get that's right.
Speaker 4: Some pongami in the eighties.
Speaker 3: Yeah, drugs.
Speaker 2: So we we went back to my place and it
Speaker 2: was like a great night. We hung out. She stayed
Speaker 2: the night.
Speaker 4: Did you use air quotes when you say hung out?
Speaker 13: Like so you know this is yeah, this is a
Speaker 13: good clean fathers.
Speaker 4: They say, Okay, what was it like the next morning?
Speaker 2: Even the morning was fun and we decided we would
Speaker 2: hang out again that night.
Speaker 5: Oh wow, oh wow, yeah, that's a lot really like you.
Speaker 3: I don't understand. In your email, you said that you
Speaker 3: screwed up when you met her, like this sounds like
Speaker 3: the best date you've ever had.
Speaker 13: Well you got well, hang on, you gotta gay mane
Speaker 13: over yet. So I told her, you know, just meet
Speaker 13: me back at my place here at six and we
Speaker 13: can go out.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 2: I did some stuff during the day, but.
Speaker 13: I was so beat I ended up like just sitting
Speaker 13: on a couch and boom, I fell asleep at like
Speaker 13: five thirty.
Speaker 3: Oh no, oh my god.
Speaker 2: Yeah, horrible and I woke up at like nine thirty.
Speaker 13: Oh, it was like a bunch of mixed mistext and.
Speaker 4: Call you stood her up accident.
Speaker 2: And I called her back and said, hey, you know,
Speaker 2: I fell asleep. I can't believe it. And I haven't
Speaker 2: heard anything since.
Speaker 3: Oh, so she was just like standing outside of your place,
Speaker 3: wondering where the hell you were for who knows how long?
Speaker 2: But yes, and I'm wrong, I admit it.
Speaker 13: But now when you if you fumble like that, you
Speaker 13: gotta at least come clean.
Speaker 2: And oh my god, I'm so sorry, I'm so sleep.
Speaker 2: Can we go out tonight tomorrow? Make it up to you?
Speaker 2: But I just got completely you know nothing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and so how long how long has it been
Speaker 3: since she responded to your text or your calls?
Speaker 2: I spend like five days?
Speaker 5: Okay, I mean like I would be angry after five days.
Speaker 5: I'd probably cool off by then, but she may also
Speaker 5: be feeling like God, he was asleep, like he can
Speaker 5: he not like keep up?
Speaker 3: Well, we're gonna do some work here. We're gonna try
Speaker 3: and give you another fastball bell time when we call her.
Speaker 3: I'm just going off of what he's saying. Take this
Speaker 3: into overtime and get the two point conversion when we
Speaker 3: do your second right right after this second date update, you're.
Speaker 1: In the middle of a second date update update, and
Speaker 1: we're gonna find out how the couple is doing right
Speaker 1: after you hear part two.
Speaker 3: If you missed it, we've been talking to a super youthful,
Speaker 3: fresh and hip bursting with energy mail named Lou.
Speaker 4: Is that why we're playing the baby music who.
Speaker 3: Fell asleep at five point thirty right in the middle
Speaker 3: of People's Court? Didn't you get to see Judge Wapner's
Speaker 3: verdict before Lou conked out and ended up missing his
Speaker 3: date with Kelly? And what do we know about Lou
Speaker 3: so far? We know he's maybe a little older, he says,
Speaker 3: by a few years.
Speaker 13: Yeah, it's not.
Speaker 9: Sure for Luke.
Speaker 4: He didn't say decades. No, No, My spidy sense is.
Speaker 3: We're jumping into some assumptions here. But yeah, he is
Speaker 3: dating a younger girl who he says is out of
Speaker 3: his league. So, like I said, he fell asleep right
Speaker 3: before she was supposed to come over and they were
Speaker 3: going to hang out and now hasn't talked to her
Speaker 3: in almost a week. Oh my gosh, Lou still awake?
Speaker 2: My man, I'm still here.
Speaker 5: All right, lou All right, are you feeling optimistic about this?
Speaker 9: Well?
Speaker 13: I am, because technically you could say I kind of blew.
Speaker 2: The second date because we did hang out the night.
Speaker 4: Before, right right, first date.
Speaker 2: No, listen, in my mind, I won game one. It's
Speaker 2: a seven game series.
Speaker 4: There you go.
Speaker 3: It's not good when in game two the Yankees fall
Speaker 3: asleep and don't show up to the.
Speaker 2: Zero. Yeah, but if you throw a tough lefty game three,
Speaker 2: you're back in it.
Speaker 4: It's a game three, Jeffrey.
Speaker 3: All right, this is going to be our rumble in
Speaker 3: the jungle.
Speaker 2: Boxing to Google.
Speaker 3: We're going to reach out to Kelly and try and
Speaker 3: get you another date.
Speaker 2: Here, Okay, okay, that'd be great.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna be your tough lefty today. Got all We're gonna.
Speaker 4: Oh, he's got a screwball. I thought we were looking
Speaker 4: for a line drive. No fastball, is that what we want?
Speaker 3: I think we should be done with the sports references
Speaker 3: for the rest of this segment, actually for the rest
Speaker 3: of the entire show. Okay, let's call Kelly and see
Speaker 3: what she has to say. Here we go, Hello, Hey,
Speaker 3: is this Kelly? Yes, says please, Hey, you don't have
Speaker 3: to sound so skeptical. We're a very kind morning radio show.
Speaker 3: We're nice people. Most of us. We're called Brook and
Speaker 3: Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 8: Okay, do you ever listen.
Speaker 3: Not really, not to us, or just not to radio
Speaker 3: in general because it's such an outdated form of technology.
Speaker 3: We have a podcast. It's really popular.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 8: I didn't really listen to radio all.
Speaker 3: That, but yeah, that's all right. Not to keep giving
Speaker 3: you blast from the past, but we heard about a
Speaker 3: date that you went on about a week ago with
Speaker 3: a guy named Lou.
Speaker 4: Oh god, oh god, he said, wait what.
Speaker 12: Yeah, yeah, Okaya, are.
Speaker 4: You mad at him? Because I'd be kind of mad.
Speaker 8: Well, I don't know what he told you about it,
Speaker 8: but I mean it was not I mean, the date
Speaker 8: was cool.
Speaker 3: But then like, yeah, we heard a little bit from
Speaker 3: Lou about how your at least your first date night went,
Speaker 3: and that sounded really great. Dinner and bowling sushi.
Speaker 4: Oh he is so mad at himself that he screwed everything. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: I mean, honestly.
Speaker 3: Sounds like that second date is where everything kind of
Speaker 3: fell off the rails.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 8: Really, he's not really my normal type that I normally
Speaker 8: go out with. He's definitely a little older, and I
Speaker 8: thought that would be fun and he was a good time.
Speaker 8: We had.
Speaker 5: We had fun, okay we I mean like the next
Speaker 5: night when you were supposed to meet him at his
Speaker 5: apartment or something, and you're just standing outside.
Speaker 4: Mm hmmm, Oh my god. How long did you wait
Speaker 4: out there?
Speaker 8: Like about twenty five minutes?
Speaker 2: That is awesome.
Speaker 8: I'm not really really mad. I just think if I've
Speaker 8: thirty at night, like who also sleep at five point thirty, Well.
Speaker 3: It sounds like you wore him out the previous day.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he was exhausted from the the night before.
Speaker 3: From all the good times late.
Speaker 8: That could be tro that could be true. But you know,
Speaker 8: I was just thinking, well, maybe going out with an
Speaker 8: older guy wasn't going to be best for me because
Speaker 8: I need somebody who can keep up with me.
Speaker 5: Oh no, I mean you got to understand though, like
Speaker 5: he you know, he was busy all day.
Speaker 4: I don't know, I've fallen asleep even, you know, when I.
Speaker 5: Was younger in my twenties, like i'd be twenty two,
Speaker 5: and that's from like day drinking.
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I get that. But I guess, you know,
Speaker 8: like if you're starting out like with a new relationship
Speaker 8: and the possibilities. It's just I think that that requires
Speaker 8: like a little extra effort, and if it's not interesting
Speaker 8: enough to be able to stay awake, then I don't
Speaker 8: really have to.
Speaker 3: Well, if you want some extra effort, then I think
Speaker 3: lou might be your guy, because he went through the
Speaker 3: effort of reaching out to a radio show to get
Speaker 3: in touch with you super super early in the morning,
Speaker 3: which might not be the style of a young person,
Speaker 3: but it's his style. And he's on the other line
Speaker 3: right now and wants to talk to you.
Speaker 8: He's not really oh my god.
Speaker 2: Hey, Hey, what's happening, Kelly? How are you? I thought
Speaker 2: we were having a good time.
Speaker 13: I you know, listen, I just simply dozed off on
Speaker 13: the couch.
Speaker 2: I had a great night the night before, you know.
Speaker 8: And yeah, I know, like you texted me all that
Speaker 8: and I appreciate that, like you kind of owning it.
Speaker 8: That's cool. But I don't know, I'm just kind of
Speaker 8: rethinking maybe it's not the best fit.
Speaker 2: But you can't.
Speaker 13: You can't go by just a dozen off on you know,
Speaker 13: you gotta you gotta you know.
Speaker 2: When I heard the song You Are So Beautiful by
Speaker 2: Joe Cocker. You know that one?
Speaker 3: What I don't know that that's a that's an ancient
Speaker 3: reference there Alfalfa and the Little Rascal in the original
Speaker 3: one from the sixties.
Speaker 13: It's a beautiful song and it just basically says that
Speaker 13: you know, you're so beautiful and you mean everything to me,
Speaker 13: and I just feel I feel horrible that you had
Speaker 13: to wait and uh I was listening and listen, it
Speaker 13: took you two hours to get ready, so you must
Speaker 13: have been excited to go out again. So just by
Speaker 13: one little fumble here, I wish you can give me
Speaker 13: another shot. You know you are so beautiful to be Wait,
Speaker 13: can't you see me?
Speaker 2: You know, have the thing on me? Oh so beautiful
Speaker 2: to me.
Speaker 4: I'll tell you there at the clubs.
Speaker 3: Now, yeah, do you have you have any CARDI B
Speaker 3: in your repertoire or something? Or Kelly doesn't do a
Speaker 3: leap A a song about like lowering your standards for
Speaker 3: an older man.
Speaker 4: How did that feel to you that song?
Speaker 3: Did it help or did it hurt?
Speaker 8: I think you remember, like hearing my grandpa singing that.
Speaker 4: Song, You're gonna go with hurt?
Speaker 3: Well, I guess it's worth asking what was your relationship
Speaker 3: with your grandpa, like your grandpa.
Speaker 5: Okay, Okay, he's trying to be I think romantic and
Speaker 5: make up for his mistake situation.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm gonna throw this out there. But some younger
Speaker 3: girls like older guys because they tend to have more money,
Speaker 3: or they've.
Speaker 4: Been in a career ability well.
Speaker 3: Yeah, wisdom, wisdom in the bay.
Speaker 4: And they like to do things first class because yeah, things.
Speaker 1: Like bad seats and the airplane hurt their backs, so
Speaker 1: that's done.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah. And older men tend to like younger women
Speaker 3: because they can recognize the signs of a stroke jump
Speaker 3: to action.
Speaker 4: So Kelly, much more strength for CPR two.
Speaker 3: We would like you to be that that lady for
Speaker 3: lou and we would pay for another date if you
Speaker 3: would agree to what.
Speaker 13: Did she caretaker?
Speaker 2: I'll tell you what. Why don't we go? We'll go
Speaker 2: out for karaoke drinks. I even bought a new coffee
Speaker 2: machine just for you.
Speaker 4: New coffee or it's for you, Lucy. You could stay
Speaker 4: up later.
Speaker 2: I assure you, I will fall asleep again.
Speaker 3: Okay, that's a good deal all that to consider, and
Speaker 3: we'll give you a date on us. Kelly, what do
Speaker 3: you think?
Speaker 8: All right?
Speaker 12: I give it another try.
Speaker 4: Age is nothing but a number.
Speaker 3: Shot some wheat grass for everybody.
Speaker 4: You gotta do is insure milkshakes.
Speaker 9: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: I'll be honest. Even we were skeptical that this would
Speaker 3: work out.
Speaker 4: But I can't believe they're back on the phone.
Speaker 13: Damn.
Speaker 3: Months later, Low and Kelly are back on to give
Speaker 3: us an update update. So you guys are still together?
Speaker 3: Who oh my god.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean it sounds like you're both happy.
Speaker 2: I mean, it's been going great.
Speaker 4: All right, Telly. What what are you liking about dating
Speaker 4: an older man?
Speaker 14: Oh my gosh, you guys, it's just it's so nice
Speaker 14: to be with somebody who's more mature and not like
Speaker 14: obsessed with X bar. But it is a little topping
Speaker 14: out in public. That's probably the biggest issue. Is we
Speaker 14: go out and then we get like judgmental, weird looks
Speaker 14: from people. What you know, Like if we don't we
Speaker 14: don't write down that we're having a date on our
Speaker 14: dinner reservations, they think he's like that.
Speaker 4: That big of a gap.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh man, And I bet you get a lot
Speaker 1: of you get a lot of judging.
Speaker 4: People are like, oh, she's a gold digger.
Speaker 3: That's true, right, right.
Speaker 2: She knows that I don't have that much.
Speaker 3: You know, she's more.
Speaker 1: You just need to walk around with a shirt that
Speaker 1: says I'm poor Lou and then.
Speaker 2: I have enough money. I have enough money to blow
Speaker 2: it all on her.
Speaker 6: And I'm like a sweet.
Speaker 4: An.
Speaker 3: It's nice to hear that you too are doing well
Speaker 3: and you're happy together. Yeah.
Speaker 14: Yeah, it's been so good and we just I like,
Speaker 14: I just wanted to encourage the listeners. You know, like
Speaker 14: welcomes in all different forms and ages. So just your
Speaker 14: person and don't be judges. You see some people who
Speaker 14: don't look like they pair together.
Speaker 3: Right, Alexis hop onto silver singles right now? Hurry up.
Speaker 4: I have an issue with the money though it's not perfect.
Speaker 3: We'll keep us updated on your relationship, guys. Okay, good
Speaker 3: luck out there. Rookie Jeffrey in the morning forgets e
Speaker 3: berries and potato milk. Now, there's a new super food
Speaker 3: trend that's blowing up on TikTok and it'll only cost
Speaker 3: you nine hundred dollars for one spoonful.
Speaker 4: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: Plus how can you make an easy four thousand dollars
Speaker 3: in one day?
Speaker 5: Guy?
Speaker 3: On TikTok shared his secret on how he does it,
Speaker 3: even though he might get banned from the website just
Speaker 3: for talking about it's all coming up when we do
Speaker 3: a brand new TikTok click shot that happens at a ten.
Speaker 3: Did you guys see the new government PSA on fire safety. No, Apparently,
Speaker 3: if you ever catch on fire, you're not supposed to stop,
Speaker 3: drop and roll anymore.
Speaker 4: What are you supposed to do now?
Speaker 3: You're supposed to pop, lock and w TikTok click shot
Speaker 3: and then fire goes out all by it.
Speaker 4: So I think that is terrible advice.
Speaker 3: Jeffrey, It's TikTok click Shock where we talk about some
Speaker 3: of the biggest tiktoks from the past week for your safety.
Speaker 3: Let's get to your first TikTok click shock from a
Speaker 3: twenty seven year old woman named Sam Hart, and she
Speaker 3: got two hundred and fifty two thousand likes on one
Speaker 3: video asking are you from a birthday family or a
Speaker 3: non birthday family?
Speaker 9: Oh?
Speaker 3: Yeah, she explains she is from a birthday family. And
Speaker 3: here's what that means.
Speaker 11: My mom would wake me up and it would be
Speaker 11: like every birthday, my birthday, I'd go to breakfast and
Speaker 11: they'd be like balloons and presents.
Speaker 3: The entire day was about me.
Speaker 11: Everyone made me feel so special. And then I would
Speaker 11: come home and we'd go out to dinner wherever I wanted,
Speaker 11: have huge cake. It was all about me all day long,
Speaker 11: and it was so fun. But when I got older
Speaker 11: and I started dating other people, I found that they
Speaker 11: come from families that were in our birthday family. They
Speaker 11: had very low expectations for their birthdays, and they weren't
Speaker 11: used to celebrating birthdays to that extent, and so they
Speaker 11: therefore did not feel like my birthday was.
Speaker 3: Worth celebrating like that.
Speaker 11: And I was always like, no, excuse me, it's my birthday.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: So clearly Sam's had issues with people not celebrating her enough.
Speaker 3: When she says it's her birthday, it is a.
Speaker 4: Big Really, I'm from a birthday family. It was a
Speaker 4: big realization, Like my husband not holiday, like no holidays
Speaker 4: in his family in general. Just don't tell people it's
Speaker 4: the birthday. Oh my god. Like there was no streamers
Speaker 4: when I woke up. When we were dating.
Speaker 7: There was no like you know cake, no like wow,
Speaker 7: here's a special card for you on your special day. Yeah,
Speaker 7: that's changed don't worry. Yeah, birthdays are exhausting for him now,
Speaker 7: but he does it.
Speaker 3: I personally don't get it. I guess I'm from a
Speaker 3: non birthday family. I feel like you're being smothered a
Speaker 3: little bit with too much love and raising your expectations
Speaker 3: too high, where now you expect everybody to love you
Speaker 3: just because you were there.
Speaker 4: It's just one day to have a special day, making
Speaker 4: it like a weekend thing. Okay, Well, I always got
Speaker 4: that ranch dip.
Speaker 7: My mom would make that special so I could dip
Speaker 7: my Doris that I looked forward to.
Speaker 4: Feel like the.
Speaker 3: Kind of oh my god, Michael start making the dip.
Speaker 3: Our book's going to be angry.
Speaker 4: And gets served in the same bowl every year.
Speaker 5: It was my face.
Speaker 3: Let's go to your next TikTok shot, which is a
Speaker 3: new food trend that happens with the younger generation right now.
Speaker 3: On TikTok so move over, avocado toast time is up
Speaker 3: on that. The hot new snack food for kids aged
Speaker 3: ten and under is caviar.
Speaker 4: What what did you just say?
Speaker 3: Caviar? Apparently it's especially popular right now with rich kids
Speaker 3: in New York City, and the hashtag caviar snacks has
Speaker 3: gotten over nine million views on the platforms. In one video,
Speaker 3: there's two kids, age five and seven, who are eating
Speaker 3: Doritos topped with black sturgeon and cram fresh, very fresh
Speaker 3: on caviar. Is such a good accent, very.
Speaker 5: Similar to my ranch dress, very similar.
Speaker 3: And meanwhile their mom behind them says, well, looks like
Speaker 3: our after school snack bill just went up.
Speaker 5: I've never even had caviar so.
Speaker 4: Delicious, isn't it like weird? Like it's all like, Eggy.
Speaker 3: Don't you like sushi with like the little fish.
Speaker 4: Like the fish eggs on the sushi.
Speaker 7: Yeah, they're like, I don't know, it's just like eating
Speaker 7: little eggs.
Speaker 3: Brook wants like a ranch dollar on top of her,
Speaker 3: But other parents were chiming in about how much of
Speaker 3: their kids enjoy the delicacy too. Quote, my little Sophie
Speaker 3: will eat caviar on a billini or we'll just add
Speaker 3: in onto her favorite meal on top of her pizza,
Speaker 3: her chicken nuggets, treffles, and caviar is always one of
Speaker 3: her faves. Car brickles home and it's like, all I
Speaker 3: can't mushrooms and heart boiled eggs.
Speaker 2: Family.
Speaker 4: I wish my kids would eat mushrooms. Are you kidding me?
Speaker 7: They're like mom wear's the chicken nougs and the grilled cheese.
Speaker 3: Even though parents admit the price can be a little steep,
Speaker 3: sometimes reaching nine hundred dollars perl canister, the mom's all
Speaker 3: rave about it because caviar is considered one of the
Speaker 3: most naturally nutritious foods in the world. It's full of
Speaker 3: proteins Omega three, fatty acids, and it supports critical brain
Speaker 3: function in development.
Speaker 7: I was at the grocery store this week and I
Speaker 7: told my kid's no to a box of granola bars
Speaker 7: because they were too expensive. It was so much like,
Speaker 7: I'm like, no, we're not paying six dollars for like
Speaker 7: eight granola bars.
Speaker 3: Well, that's not good, like superfood, caviar, super healthy. If
Speaker 3: you're not feeding your toddler's caviar, do you even love them?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 3: That was a TikTok click shot, and let's move on
Speaker 3: to our final TikTok click shot from a guy who
Speaker 3: goes by the username African Donda Da on TikTok. His
Speaker 3: video just got over seven hundred thousand views because he
Speaker 3: shares an easy hack on how he made an extra
Speaker 3: four thousand dollars in one day.
Speaker 9: Dang.
Speaker 3: His trick is he went to home Goods huh, bought
Speaker 3: a bunch of cheap Mason jars and they only cost
Speaker 3: like six to eight dollars per jar. Yeah, literally fills
Speaker 3: his entire trunk with like two hundred of them, took
Speaker 3: them home and resold them on Amazon for forty six
Speaker 3: dollars a pop. And people actually bought them.
Speaker 4: Why I think I've seen this guys. Are they the
Speaker 4: jars that have like the writing on it?
Speaker 1: Is that what it is like where it says like
Speaker 1: cookie or flowered you don't love?
Speaker 3: Yeah, things like that. And all African Dondada has to
Speaker 3: do is box them up and ship them out once
Speaker 3: people order them, just like that extra four k in
Speaker 3: bank account.
Speaker 4: I mean, it's a lot of work, but that is
Speaker 4: worth it.
Speaker 3: A lot of commentaris are saying, I don't understand why
Speaker 3: anyone would pay quadruple the value for a simple item.
Speaker 3: This is why I don't shop on Amazon. You can't
Speaker 3: trust anything.
Speaker 7: You're buying it because it's quick, you know, yeah, you're
Speaker 7: paying extra four convenience.
Speaker 3: Bottom line, People will buy almost anything if you make
Speaker 3: it easy on that Absolutely.
Speaker 4: What are we gonna sell. Guys, what are we going
Speaker 4: to go buy and sell.
Speaker 3: By a live human organ if it's cheap enough and you.
Speaker 7: Don't want to go into business with you.
Speaker 3: Those are your TTOK stories.
Speaker 9: For the day. Frooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: Brook, you should be excited. We've got a navy vet
Speaker 3: Rob on the phone. He's a first time player to
Speaker 3: win Brooks Bucks and served fifteen years at sea.
Speaker 6: Wow.
Speaker 3: Now he's serving a different line of duty, a life
Speaker 3: of marriage with three kids, all daughters.
Speaker 9: Or family?
Speaker 3: Yeah, raising three girls, probably the family. Definitely the fame
Speaker 3: back on.
Speaker 4: The submarine, the submarine life.
Speaker 3: I wish I was across the world.
Speaker 4: That's so sweet. Thank you for your service.
Speaker 5: Thank you.
Speaker 12: You're welcome, glad to do it.
Speaker 4: Were you on a carryer? Were you on a.
Speaker 8: Sub Destroyers and frigates?
Speaker 4: Cool frigates. I don't know what a frigate is, but
Speaker 4: it sounds cool.
Speaker 13: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I think we're all at full salute right now. Let's
Speaker 3: send Brook out of the studio and calm everybody down.
Speaker 3: It feels awesome, it really does. And let's explain the rules.
Speaker 3: In the meantime, Rob, you got thirty secon canst answer
Speaker 3: as many questions as possible. If you don't know when,
Speaker 3: you could say past, but you do have to beat
Speaker 3: her outright to win. Are you ready?
Speaker 2: I'm ready?
Speaker 3: Good luck, my man. Your time starts now. Luciano Pavaratti
Speaker 3: was born on this day in nineteen thirty five. He
Speaker 3: was a famous Italian What painter or singer painter Avril
Speaker 3: Levine was married to? Which Nickelback member? What animal can
Speaker 3: dig a tunnel three hundred feet long in just one night?
Speaker 3: Moll at a doctor's office? What does the M stand
Speaker 3: for an MRI medical? What state is home to the
Speaker 3: largest salt lake in America?
Speaker 8: Utah?
Speaker 3: Blue? Through those questions, well done. Rob Brooks's gonna come
Speaker 3: back into the studio. And I guess you're a listener
Speaker 3: to the show. Do you have a favorite segment that
Speaker 3: we do? Rob the Wife and I love to listen
Speaker 3: to the second date of the hilarious laugh.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that one in the phone taps.
Speaker 8: The phone taps are hilarious.
Speaker 2: I couldn't imagine being on the receiving side of all.
Speaker 3: Okay, brook it's your turn. Are you ready?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm ready.
Speaker 3: Your time starts now. Luciano Pavaratti was born on this
Speaker 3: day in nineteen thirty five. He was a famous Italian
Speaker 3: What painter or singer singer Avril Levigne was married to
Speaker 3: Which Nickelback member Chad Kroger. What animal can dig a
Speaker 3: tunnel three hundred feet long in just one night? A
Speaker 3: mole at a doctor's office? What does the M stand
Speaker 3: for in MRI.
Speaker 4: Medical?
Speaker 3: What state is home to the largest salt lake in America?
Speaker 4: Utah?
Speaker 3: What warm weather state gets the most annual rainfall in America?
Speaker 4: Interesting, California.
Speaker 3: All right, good work, team, We're gonna head on over
Speaker 3: to the scoreboard to see how you both did with Jose.
Speaker 3: My muscles are balls and I'm like flex and I'm like, yeah, Rob,
Speaker 3: you did well. You got two correct to now Okay, Yeah,
Speaker 3: I have a feelings the same one Brooks Well.
Speaker 7: Brooks, she got one extra question that you didn't get
Speaker 7: and she got four cream.
Speaker 4: Just another woman in your life, putting you in your place.
Speaker 2: That's right.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Sorry, we're gonna get some answers in. Luciano Pavarotti
Speaker 3: was born this day, nineteen thirty five. He's a famous
Speaker 3: Italian singer. Avril Levine was married to Nickelback lead singer
Speaker 3: Chad Kroger. The animal that can dig a tunnel three
Speaker 3: hundred feet long in one night is a mole.
Speaker 4: Is my husband's arch nemesis.
Speaker 3: Yeah, at a doctor's office for the MRI. The M
Speaker 3: stands for magnetic magnetic resonance imaging. That's what that means.
Speaker 3: The state that has the largest salt lake in the
Speaker 3: country is Utah, Great salt lake.
Speaker 4: It's literally great, slowly becoming less great. That thing is
Speaker 4: evaporating quick.
Speaker 3: It's not good.
Speaker 4: It's a little scary.
Speaker 3: It's just the salt flat and the warm weather state
Speaker 3: that gets the most annual rainfall in America. That's Hawaii.
Speaker 4: Oh, it makes sense, sixty.
Speaker 3: Three inches of rain per year. Louisiana is actually second
Speaker 3: with sixty Now, Rob, I'm sorry, man. We can't give
Speaker 3: you any money here, but just for playing, if you want,
Speaker 3: we'll send you a fifty dollars gift cards to the
Speaker 3: Nisqually Red Wind Casino, Riverwater Bar and Grill. Treat yourself
Speaker 3: to the taste of the good life at the River
Speaker 3: Water Bar and Grill. It's your escape from the ordinary,
Speaker 3: only at the Nisqually Redwind Casino. Your family can't find
Speaker 3: you here.
Speaker 1: Perfect, Yeah, you got any advice for other girl dads
Speaker 1: out there.
Speaker 13: Always listen to everything they have to say, no matter
Speaker 13: how small it is, because it's important to them.
Speaker 4: Oh, that was amazing advice. That made me teary.
Speaker 3: Rob's getting steamrolled at home. Oh, we appreciate you playing Rob.
Speaker 3: Thank you for your service. We'll be back to do
Speaker 3: Windbrooks Block same time tomorrow.
Speaker 9: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.