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Speaker 4: I think I see a listener outside right now.
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Speaker 1: I made a mistake. It's broken Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 1: Actually two mistakes, okay, And you guys know it's not
Speaker 1: often that I admit when I'm wrong, because it just
Speaker 1: doesn't happen very much.
Speaker 4: Is this a mistake then too?
Speaker 1: But first of all, I screwed up majorly by trusting Alexis,
Speaker 1: because last week she corrected me while we were talking
Speaker 1: about the Golden Bachelor. I said, just trying to introduce him,
Speaker 1: that his name is Gary, and Alexis jumped in with attitude, saying, oh, no.
Speaker 3: Jeff it's actually Jerry.
Speaker 1: I watched the show, and in the moment, I doubted myself,
Speaker 1: which I should never do, because I went back and
Speaker 1: I rewatched the show again and his name is in
Speaker 1: fact Gary, like I had said, Wow, the female contestants
Speaker 1: literally say Gary every five seconds because they're trying to remember.
Speaker 4: It Jerry in the ads or something.
Speaker 1: I would not trust Alexis ever. Again. To mistake number two,
Speaker 1: I foolishly decided to add Brook to my song of
Speaker 1: the Week Brainstorm.
Speaker 4: Tea because I was everyone's idea.
Speaker 1: I was just hoping that she might have some good
Speaker 1: ideas every once in a while, bring up some trendy
Speaker 1: topics that I hadn't thought about, and maybe not be
Speaker 1: too controlling and try to strong arm me into singing
Speaker 1: whatever it is that she wants to hear. That again,
Speaker 1: I was wrong because seems to think she is fully
Speaker 1: in charge of my song of the week and she
Speaker 1: gets final say in what I can and cannot sing
Speaker 1: because you sing about Travis.
Speaker 3: And Taylor Swim.
Speaker 4: I just say you an email with a couple of ideas.
Speaker 4: I don't understand that.
Speaker 1: I said some ideas out in the other room. She
Speaker 1: was like, no, no, no, you can't saying about that.
Speaker 1: That's not true anymore. Taylor Swift has changed that forever.
Speaker 1: It's true, Okay, I mean.
Speaker 4: You're not exactly up with pop culture.
Speaker 5: Song dictator Kid's song Brook has spoken jealous.
Speaker 6: Brooke.
Speaker 1: I want to thank you for your aggressive contributions to
Speaker 1: the song squadat the last twelve days have been a
Speaker 1: total nightmare, and it's my pleasure to inform you you're
Speaker 1: officially out, You're off the song team, Alexis, you're back
Speaker 1: in congratulation. So that's how I love messed up.
Speaker 4: I think your next song should be about Gary, is
Speaker 4: it Jerry?
Speaker 1: Jeff Introl. We're all praying that Brooke gets quadruple shocked
Speaker 1: as we do the shock dollar Question of the day,
Speaker 1: Digital all of your anger towards Brook. Please.
Speaker 7: American singer songwriter Taylor Swift, they considered thirteen the lucky number.
Speaker 7: It is for the rest of us. Taylor can go
Speaker 7: shove that number somewhere we can't see it, especially today
Speaker 7: on Friday the thirteenth.
Speaker 8: Okay, yeah, I don't know that we want to upset
Speaker 8: Swifties this morning, but okay, this is a day that's.
Speaker 7: Been feared for centuries across multiple cultures and continents. And
Speaker 7: we even have our own show tradition where every year
Speaker 7: on the thirteenth, Brook randomly fires thirteen orphans from her
Speaker 7: factories across the globe.
Speaker 3: It's superstition.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 7: So that said, let's get into a special horseshoe holder
Speaker 7: salt over the shoulder shot collar question of the day.
Speaker 7: Begin with Alexis. Alexis, there's been twelve Friday, the Thirteenth
Speaker 7: films and The Killer Jason has been in all of them.
Speaker 7: But did you know he wasn't always wearing his signature
Speaker 7: hockey mask. He didn't start that till the third film. No,
Speaker 7: what did he cover his head with before that? Is
Speaker 7: it a shaving cream.
Speaker 6: Falling off?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Drink and she just gets a little hot while but.
Speaker 7: Kind of scary to be a burlap sack or see bandages.
Speaker 3: Creepy.
Speaker 4: Didn't he have the mask to cover up a bunch
Speaker 4: of scars? Or Am I wrong?
Speaker 1: I think that is part of it.
Speaker 4: You're taking band aids off your face over and over.
Speaker 4: I think getting the injuries to your face to be
Speaker 4: more painful.
Speaker 1: The Little tinker Bell band.
Speaker 8: Party Rebels got Mickey Mouse bandages all over a space. Okay,
Speaker 8: you're saying as much face, so I'm gonna trust you
Speaker 8: and say band aids.
Speaker 7: I said bandages. She just immediately thought band if you're
Speaker 7: not like gauze or an ace bandage, But I'll take
Speaker 7: band aids not one of the answers I gave you.
Speaker 7: That's not incorrect. It was actually a burlap sack, and
Speaker 7: the creators thought the hockey mask was scarier.
Speaker 1: Switch for sure.
Speaker 7: Let's go to Jose Jose at the frigatriska decophobia Treatment
Speaker 7: Center near Philadelphia, PA. That's a treatment center for the
Speaker 7: fear of Friday the thirteenth. Really, they have a special
Speaker 7: activity that patients can do on the big day to
Speaker 7: help get over their anxiety. Do they have a a
Speaker 7: black cat petting zoo?
Speaker 3: Cute and scary?
Speaker 7: Be a ladder building competition?
Speaker 6: God?
Speaker 7: Or see an indoor open umbrella dance party.
Speaker 10: Oh so this is gonna.
Speaker 4: Help him recover treatment after this treatment.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's exposure therapy.
Speaker 3: Hard to dance with everyone holding umbrella.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I see somebody's eye getting poked out.
Speaker 8: Or I knew a guy who lost what his hearing
Speaker 8: in one ear because of an umbrella thing going right
Speaker 8: in I.
Speaker 7: Think I'm going black cat petting zoo, Jose said, black
Speaker 7: cat petting zoo?
Speaker 5: That is.
Speaker 7: It was the indoor open umbrella dance party. Like Jeffrey said,
Speaker 7: they say, making fun game out of common fears is
Speaker 7: a healthy way to get over it.
Speaker 3: Oh, and you're dancings, You're having a good time.
Speaker 7: We're over to Maybe Brook will get luckier on this one.
Speaker 8: All right.
Speaker 7: Years ago, something called the pro thirteen Club was created
Speaker 7: in order to prove that there was no curse on
Speaker 7: the number thirteen. In fact, the members of this group
Speaker 7: would mean on the thirteenth of the month at thirteen
Speaker 7: past the hour and sit thirteen at a dining table.
Speaker 7: But what group helped make up this membership to the
Speaker 7: secret club? Was it a Major League baseball players who
Speaker 7: are said to be the most superstitious athletes, Oh, magicians
Speaker 7: or c Former US presidents.
Speaker 8: Okay, so the Major League Baseball I just it just
Speaker 8: be so hard to keep it going because like on
Speaker 8: the thirteenth of the month, you could be anywhere in
Speaker 8: the country just because of your travel.
Speaker 4: Schedule, you know what I mean?
Speaker 3: Catch, there's no way, and.
Speaker 4: Then what's my other magicians? I don't think so I'm
Speaker 4: gonna go presidents.
Speaker 7: Brooks said, Former US presidents.
Speaker 9: That is.
Speaker 7: Correct. Arthur Lynn, Harrison McKinley, and Teddy Roosevelt all love
Speaker 7: to spit in the face of Friday the thirteen, but
Speaker 7: FDR very afraid of the number thirteen. Okay, the difference
Speaker 7: of Roosevelt's there, So brook is safe. Jeffrey, It's up
Speaker 7: to you.
Speaker 6: Now.
Speaker 7: Scientists have already figured out that on Friday, April thirteenth,
Speaker 7: twenty twenty nine, a rare occurrence is scheduled to take place.
Speaker 7: Is it a a hyper blood moon? Every thirty nine
Speaker 7: full moons, it happens, and it's the closest the Moon
Speaker 7: will ever get to Earth. Gos b an asteroid will
Speaker 7: come the closest to the Earth's surface for the first
Speaker 7: time in the last five thousand years, or c Avatar three. Finally,
Speaker 7: it's the actually.
Speaker 1: Hyper blood moon. That just doesn't sound all that interesting
Speaker 1: to me personally.
Speaker 4: A lot of people think, you know, I don't know
Speaker 4: that the full moon's super spooky, man.
Speaker 1: But a lot of people don't believe the moon is real.
Speaker 1: And that's how right that massa has not ended on
Speaker 1: it because it does not exist. OK, I'm gonna go
Speaker 1: with the conspiracy theorists who don't believe the moon israel
Speaker 1: I think it's the asteroid coming close to Earth.
Speaker 7: Also, moon's flat, Jeffrey said, asteroid.
Speaker 9: That is correct.
Speaker 3: The Moon's real.
Speaker 4: It's kind of freaky, man.
Speaker 7: The asteroid's gonna come within twenty thousand miles of our
Speaker 7: Earth's surface and luckily we only have to wait until
Speaker 7: Christmas twenty twenty five for Avatar III.
Speaker 3: It's gonna be the best Christmas.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, well, Brooke and I are safe. Jose
Speaker 1: and Alexis are going to be taking a shock. And
Speaker 1: somebody wanted to hear Friday by Rebecca Black.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, that's been a minute. It's Friday, Friday.
Speaker 4: Gotta get down on Friday.
Speaker 1: I just made it unlucky, scaring its own right, that's
Speaker 1: your shock collar question of the day.
Speaker 6: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 1: Brook has always insisted, right in front of her husband
Speaker 1: even that bigger is better.
Speaker 4: Hey, he agrees, it's broken.
Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the Morning, He's like, that's a especially true.
Speaker 1: At the annual World Championship Pumpkin Wayoffs, Oh my gosh,
Speaker 1: which happened last week near San Francisco, and this year's
Speaker 1: winner broke the previous record for largest pumpkin ever grown here.
Speaker 4: The record has broken.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: They just keep figuring out new ways to make them
Speaker 1: bigger and better. And the winner and new world record
Speaker 1: holder weighed in at two thousand, seven hundred and forty
Speaker 1: nine pounds.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, do you know which pumpkin pie that
Speaker 4: is so malicious?
Speaker 1: It's grown in Minnesota, and it was named Michael Jordan.
Speaker 1: Here's a photo of it, and the guy who grew
Speaker 1: it named it Michael Jordan because the year is twenty
Speaker 1: twenty three and Michael Jordan famously wore the number twenty
Speaker 1: three on its jersey. Plus, the guy was hoping that
Speaker 1: his pumpkin might become the greatest of all time, just
Speaker 1: like mj was in basketball.
Speaker 4: I'm sure Michael Jordan is so just honor.
Speaker 1: You get a p for winning, and the payout is
Speaker 1: nine dollars per pound. Whoa so two thousand, seven hundred
Speaker 1: forty nine pounds dollars per pound? Carry the one? It
Speaker 1: is about twenty five billion.
Speaker 4: Dollars or no, no, wait, that's correct.
Speaker 1: Sorry, it's closer to twenty five thousand dollars.
Speaker 4: But that's a lot of money.
Speaker 1: It did cost him fifteen grand just to grow it.
Speaker 4: Walk what is it living in a five thousand square
Speaker 4: foot mansion.
Speaker 1: And there'd be nothing wrong with that broke called pumpkin shame.
Speaker 3: I bet I have a little pumpkin.
Speaker 4: Show bare we grow it a pumpkin. It's more expensive
Speaker 4: than a baby.
Speaker 1: You also get thirty grand just for breaking the world's record.
Speaker 1: Is probably worth it.
Speaker 4: Well, unless you lose, then it's not worth it.
Speaker 1: No losers coming up in our next segment, or wait,
Speaker 1: all lose, Yes, because it's a brand new Laser Stories. Next,
Speaker 1: it's the radio segment that's gearing up for Halloween by
Speaker 1: selling kitchy but spooky home decor signs. His number one
Speaker 1: seller says, live, laugh, die.
Speaker 6: I love it. I want.
Speaker 1: Word or die by. I guess get yours with Laser Stories,
Speaker 1: so funny frogs tickle segment where we read weird news
Speaker 1: stories problem just like everyone else does, except we've got
Speaker 1: a laser and those little plumpkinheads just don't. Its first
Speaker 1: Laser Stories out of Durango, Colorado. A forty one year
Speaker 1: old woman named Sophie Palagro was at her local mattress
Speaker 1: outlet the other day, but not sure she was really
Speaker 1: interested in buying anything, probably because she was extremely drunk.
Speaker 11: Nobody got.
Speaker 1: Coincidentally, an employee playing the six foot tall Mattress mascot
Speaker 1: named Maddie just showed up to work and was waving
Speaker 1: to drivers right outside the store. That's when Sophie spotted him,
Speaker 1: stumbled over in his direction, and gave Maddie an aggressive hug.
Speaker 4: She's a happy drug.
Speaker 1: Watching from inside the store. The mattress manager described her
Speaker 1: as quote drunk out of her mind, and he says
Speaker 1: Sophie kept trying to shove and trip Maddie to get
Speaker 1: him on the ground, and eventually she did knock him down.
Speaker 1: Then standing over him, she screamed profanities.
Speaker 4: He'sposed to cuddle him.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Eventually Maddie did a horseshoe roll, which is some
Speaker 1: type of old Western move to get up from off
Speaker 1: the ground. Then he ran inside and held the door
Speaker 1: close while the manager called nine one one.
Speaker 4: He's nimble for a mattress, must be a twin size.
Speaker 1: Meanwhile, Sophie kept banging on the door and threw a
Speaker 1: few signs around. Cops caught up with her a block
Speaker 1: away and arrested her for assault. No word on how
Speaker 1: long she'll be behind bars, but she did request a
Speaker 1: face to face with Maddie to apologize. Doubtful that that's
Speaker 1: gonna happen.
Speaker 4: So what happens when you go to brunch with alexis
Speaker 4: you every time?
Speaker 1: This next laser story is out of New Hampshire. There's
Speaker 1: a sixty five year old man named Michael Arnold who
Speaker 1: was just arrested for stalking a woman. Boo on the stalking,
Speaker 1: not boo on arresting him away to him alone. We
Speaker 1: get it, Jeff okay doesn't want to make sure you
Speaker 1: know what side we're on. And the weird part is
Speaker 1: he wasn't just following her around town. He was flying
Speaker 1: around instead. And what I mean by that is he
Speaker 1: would actually fly a small propeller plane over her house
Speaker 1: and throw tomatoes down onto her roof from above.
Speaker 4: Extra, make you a caprice salad.
Speaker 3: He comes back with some mazzarella basil.
Speaker 1: Sometimes do these flybys three times a week, and she
Speaker 1: could definitely hear it. She said he'd fly so close
Speaker 1: that the doors and windows to her house would rattle.
Speaker 8: It's like the first time a pilot's ever been turned down.
Speaker 8: So he's confusing.
Speaker 1: The woman says she made repeated complaints, but she couldn't
Speaker 1: get the authorities to take her seriously.
Speaker 4: Well, it's also like, what are we supposed to do, lady?
Speaker 4: How do we stop a plane.
Speaker 1: Whenever they want? Giant polls? Good idea, Jeff, I like it,
Speaker 1: even when her neighbors corroborated her claims, and when cops
Speaker 1: finally did listen, she couldn't get the police to work
Speaker 1: with the FAA.
Speaker 4: Damn Daniel, you would think that they could just pull
Speaker 4: his license, ground his plane.
Speaker 1: As for Michael the airplane tomato stalker, he denied that
Speaker 1: he was the one flying it, but refused to reveal
Speaker 1: who the pilot really was. He told the local news.
Speaker 1: I might be able to help, but I don't want
Speaker 1: to throw anybody under the bus. I mean, they don't
Speaker 1: want to get involved. Can't get them involved.
Speaker 4: Okay, so he's also a terrible Yes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Finally cops caught him after months of doing this,
Speaker 1: and because Michael already had an order of protection against him.
Speaker 1: He's now facing an additional eight counts of misdemeanor criminal
Speaker 1: contempt as well as one felony.
Speaker 8: Good wouldn't it be great if they just allowed her
Speaker 8: to walk by his jail selling throw tomatoes at him.
Speaker 1: Punishment? Yeah fits the crime. This next Lazer story is
Speaker 1: out of food News. Do you have an emergency pizza
Speaker 1: in your freezer for when you're too busy or maybe
Speaker 1: too lazy to cook yourself a real meal?
Speaker 6: I am tired.
Speaker 1: Well, now you don't even have to preheat your oven,
Speaker 1: because Dominoes is cutting in on that action by offering
Speaker 1: free emergency pizzas for the next four.
Speaker 4: Months frozen Dominoes.
Speaker 1: No, not frozen, heated real Domino's pizza.
Speaker 4: That just ordering a pizza, Jeff.
Speaker 1: But it's an emergency free pizzas.
Speaker 4: A thing is free.
Speaker 1: It's a marketing stunt to get more people to sign
Speaker 1: up for their rewards program. This apparently if you order
Speaker 1: online and spend at least eight dollars, they'll add a
Speaker 1: credit for one free medium two topping emergency pizza onto
Speaker 1: your account.
Speaker 4: That's pretty good.
Speaker 1: You have to sign in within a week after you
Speaker 1: order if you want to claim it.
Speaker 4: So you got to have the double pizza week. What
Speaker 4: you're saying, you're on.
Speaker 1: A time limit and you are thirty days after you
Speaker 1: register to redeem your emergency pizza.
Speaker 8: So I should stop calling nine to one one now
Speaker 8: when I need an emergency pizza.
Speaker 1: We'll probably just dominos a do if you forget, it
Speaker 1: resets and you can do it again. But each person
Speaker 1: only gets one.
Speaker 4: Alexis, you should get some more roommates real quick.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 1: You can do it anytime between now and February eleventh,
Speaker 1: with a few exceptions. They have blackout dates on Halloween
Speaker 1: and New Year's Eve. Of course, no emergency pizzasy. This
Speaker 1: next laser story is out of Halloween. HQ love it.
Speaker 1: BuzzFeed just did a big pole on couple's costumes to
Speaker 1: help people decide if their idea is cute or cringey.
Speaker 1: I like it over. Thirty five thousand people voted, and
Speaker 1: here were the top ones. Number seven Mickey and Minnie.
Speaker 4: Oh oh, that's cute, very cute.
Speaker 1: Fifty three percent still think it's a great couple's costume.
Speaker 1: Forty seven percent say cringe.
Speaker 4: Kind of hard to be hot as a guy is
Speaker 4: Mickey Mouse. Yeah, that's the other issue.
Speaker 1: Mickey Mouse with abs, You don't think someone could pull
Speaker 1: it off?
Speaker 4: Okay, so like a shirtless No, I'm trying to.
Speaker 1: See Number six Harley Quinn the Joker.
Speaker 4: Too many times I say cringe.
Speaker 1: Forty nine percent say cute, fifty one percent say cringey.
Speaker 4: Yeah it's just overdone.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Number five Kermit and Miss Piggy. Fifty five percent
Speaker 1: say cringey, but still kind of popular all these years.
Speaker 3: Only if the guy is Miss Peggy.
Speaker 1: Number four couple's costume idea Corilla Deville in a Dumbation's.
Speaker 4: Sick it's sick and twisted and I love it.
Speaker 1: Sixty three percent say that's cringe. Oh really. Number three
Speaker 1: Homer and Marge Simpson.
Speaker 4: Oh, this is one of our options for our group costume.
Speaker 1: Sixty seven percent say you cringe.
Speaker 4: Okay, let's check that off the list.
Speaker 1: Just in general, they say straight out of the bag costumes.
Speaker 4: Yeah, this sucks.
Speaker 1: That's kind of outdated, and they do not do well
Speaker 1: in this poll.
Speaker 4: And it's hard to make a homemade march And you
Speaker 4: know Simpson.
Speaker 1: Heidi Klume. I bet would be able to pull one off.
Speaker 8: Sure, but she works on it for a year and
Speaker 8: probably spends over one hundred thousand dollars.
Speaker 1: Number two Fred and Daphne from Scooby Doo.
Speaker 4: These are moving up in cringe level. Oh they are jah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, we went a Scooby Doo a couple of
Speaker 1: years ago. Seventy four percent think this is still a
Speaker 1: good one. They like Scooby only twenty six percent say cringe.
Speaker 1: And finally, Number one costume, Canon Barbie. Seventy eight percent
Speaker 1: say cute, twenty two percent say cringe.
Speaker 4: Oh I love it. All the Barbies.
Speaker 1: We're forgetting the obvious couple's costume. The turtle in the shoe.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, we have had a listener addressed with this before.
Speaker 4: I remember someone sharing a photo of that.
Speaker 1: Poul says, one hundred percent cringe, but also one hundred
Speaker 1: percent sensual. That's always a good thing. On Halloween, that
Speaker 1: means Laser Stories has come to an end for the day.
Speaker 1: We'll do it again, same time.
Speaker 6: On Monday, brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 1: Today is the unluckiest day of the year, Friday the thirteenth,
Speaker 1: And in honor of the freakiest date on the calendar,
Speaker 1: We're gonna play the freakiest game on the show called riffing' around.
Speaker 1: Oh really, second, if you haven't heard it before, it
Speaker 1: will challenge your mind and put all of our intelligence
Speaker 1: into question.
Speaker 8: If you weren't questioning it already, listen to the rest
Speaker 8: of the show, Jeffery.
Speaker 1: Who's gonna get lucky? When we play coming up riffing Around?
Speaker 1: I'm inviting everyone to stick your ear inside and take
Speaker 1: a big riff for riffing around. I don't make sense
Speaker 1: where I play a musical riff from a very famous
Speaker 1: song you've absolutely heard before, and all you have to
Speaker 1: do is correctly identify the title of that song sounds so.
Speaker 4: Condescending when you say it that way.
Speaker 1: Today's category is in celebration of Friday the thirteenth. It's
Speaker 1: widely considered to be very unlucky day. So all the
Speaker 1: songs that you're gonna hear have something to do with
Speaker 1: either luck or famous superstitions Friday the thirteenth. Just keep
Speaker 1: that stuff in mind when you're thinking of the titles.
Speaker 1: So let's not waste any more time. Alexis named this
Speaker 1: famous song the correct title of it.
Speaker 4: Were probably gonna steal Superstitious Superstition SUPERSTII.
Speaker 1: Jose, can you steal it?
Speaker 3: We're going to Jose Superstition.
Speaker 1: Superstition by Stevie Wonder.
Speaker 3: You should have given that to her.
Speaker 1: I feel bad. You have to correctly identify the title
Speaker 1: of the song. So Jose, you got the steal. You're
Speaker 1: up again, Jose, name the title of this superstitious song,
Speaker 1: Oh Lucky, Brook, can you steal it? Get Lucky Lucky
Speaker 1: by Daft Punk. I know I'm being like a stickler here,
Speaker 1: but the title has to be correct, and I get it.
Speaker 11: I get it.
Speaker 1: Brook, your turn. It's seven years of bad luck if
Speaker 1: you don't get this one right. So Brook you got
Speaker 1: to put yourself at a concert. Maybe back in the nineties.
Speaker 1: You got your black lace gloves on. You're in the
Speaker 1: crappy seats because that's all you could afford at the time.
Speaker 1: Black Cat Woman, Cat Cat Cat, I already gave you
Speaker 1: a black cat. That's black Cat by Janet Jackson. None
Speaker 1: Brooks going to the lead with Jose has won Alexis
Speaker 1: house letter. Moving on to around two of Riffing Around Friday,
Speaker 1: the thirteenth edition, where all the songs have something to
Speaker 1: do with superstitions or bad luck. So Alexis, can you
Speaker 1: name this?
Speaker 4: Oh my god, I know it, Don'tumbrella?
Speaker 1: That's right, Umbrella by Rihanna opening umbrella inside is considered
Speaker 1: bad luck. Now, Jose, we're back to you name the
Speaker 1: title for this hit song.
Speaker 11: I feel like I feel like.
Speaker 1: That was the giveaway right there. You've heard it.
Speaker 3: I don't know it by now, I won't know it
Speaker 3: probably not.
Speaker 1: You've heard it a million times though, and I need
Speaker 1: a guess.
Speaker 3: Follow me on Instagram.
Speaker 1: I'll say, can you steal it is song? It's not
Speaker 1: Ariana Grande. I'll tell you that we're getting it is.
Speaker 1: I'll let you know it's a modern artist.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I know.
Speaker 1: It's the songs something to do with Friday to thirteenth
Speaker 1: or superstition.
Speaker 4: Don't Walk under a Ladder?
Speaker 6: Is it the Hill.
Speaker 4: By the Weekend, By the Weekend?
Speaker 1: The Hills in the Bridge? The Weekend sayings hills have Eyes,
Speaker 1: which is a reference to Wes Craven's movie The Hills
Speaker 1: Have Eyes. We have two for Alexis, two for Brooks,
Speaker 1: one for Jose. You're up again? Can you name this song?
Speaker 1: Know Itror by Michael Jackson hers Don't Break Them for
Speaker 1: the We're on to the final round of superstitious songs. Alexis,
Speaker 1: think back and name this famous bad luck tune. You
Speaker 1: want to take yourself all the way back to last year.
Speaker 1: Maybe you're on a playdate with a buddy Bridge London
Speaker 1: Bride is going down. This is a bad luck game
Speaker 1: because every.
Speaker 4: Time I say I know it then like an easy one.
Speaker 1: Nothing more unlucky though, than a bridge collapsing in a
Speaker 1: major metropolitan area, Isn't that right? Brook?
Speaker 4: I hate you for that.
Speaker 1: Some bad bad luck there? All right, Jose, you're up again.
Speaker 1: This is your chance to jump into the league. Name
Speaker 1: this song?
Speaker 11: Oh my god, I know it?
Speaker 1: What is the title I always feel like somebody's watching me.
Speaker 4: What do you think somebody's watching.
Speaker 6: You know?
Speaker 4: I don't know if it's somebody's actually uh or is
Speaker 4: it called the creaks at night or something? Instead, somebody's
Speaker 4: watching me.
Speaker 11: Somebody's watching me.
Speaker 1: Somebody's watching me by Rockwell watching Alexis and brook are
Speaker 1: tied with three apiece brook This is your final chance
Speaker 1: to win with ripping around Friday the thirteenth condition can
Speaker 1: you name it?
Speaker 3: I know it easily instantly, Ose, j.
Speaker 1: You know what do you think the title of this is.
Speaker 4: It's it's Psycho.
Speaker 1: Alexis. Can you scream, Jose Psycho?
Speaker 3: I think jobs. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: It's Friday the thirteenth from the movie Friday the thirteenth,
Speaker 1: which means we have a two way tie in first
Speaker 1: Alexis and Brooks, and the tie breaker is going to
Speaker 1: come down to this, how many fingers am I holding up.
Speaker 3: Behind the bag and you can't sevens four? The correct
Speaker 3: answer is thirteen.
Speaker 5: So.
Speaker 1: Maybe come up and aren't even fingers?
Speaker 3: The winds are looking around.
Speaker 1: Friday the thirteen edition is poh fuck, you get thirty
Speaker 1: large bags of Morton salt to throw over your shoulders
Speaker 1: block I'm gonna congratulations. That's ripping around Friday, the thirteenth edition.
Speaker 1: I'm jeff Man in the rear Dubo. Your phone have's coming.
Speaker 6: Up, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 1: When applying for a job, there's certain perks that most
Speaker 1: people are looking for, like flexible work hours, free snacks
Speaker 1: in the break room. Oh my god, a designated office
Speaker 1: hook up space where anything goes.
Speaker 4: Yes, I can bring some people in.
Speaker 1: Okay, arts is over at Brooks. But today Jose calls
Speaker 1: a manager who's been trying to fill an open spot
Speaker 1: at his company for weeks. And the perks Jose is
Speaker 1: looking for are probably not going to show up on
Speaker 1: any company job listing anywhere. Well, you ask, you'll find
Speaker 1: out what they are in your phone tap right now.
Speaker 12: As on the twenties, Hello, Hi, my name is Grant.
Speaker 10: I'm supposed to call you at this time.
Speaker 9: Oh you're right, Grant. Yeah, I've been expecting your call.
Speaker 9: You're looking for the administrative assistant job, right, I am.
Speaker 10: Thank you.
Speaker 9: That's awesome. Yeah, I spoke with Kyle and he recommended you.
Speaker 9: He spoke very highly of.
Speaker 10: You, and well, yeah I'm his dealer. So did you
Speaker 10: say dealer, like when we play poker on Fridays. I
Speaker 10: liked I like to deal the cards, so I'm the dealer.
Speaker 9: Oh oh, I see, yeah, I kind of thought you
Speaker 9: meant something different.
Speaker 12: Okay, before we start the interview, is it okay if
Speaker 12: maybe I ask you a few questions about the.
Speaker 9: Job first, sure, go ahead, fire away.
Speaker 10: Okay.
Speaker 12: It's just because I've had a lot of jobs in
Speaker 12: the past and I was wondering if this is one
Speaker 12: where you have to bring your own toilet paper.
Speaker 9: No, actually, we provide toilet paper in our in our bathroom.
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, my gosh, that's awesome.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, okay, that's great.
Speaker 9: I never thought of this as before. But I'm glad
Speaker 9: you're excited about this toilet paper.
Speaker 1: That is huge. Now, that's huge. There.
Speaker 12: There there were days I forgot and then I don't
Speaker 12: really even want to tell you what happened after.
Speaker 10: I'm glad they just had like magazines in the lobby
Speaker 10: because we.
Speaker 9: Don't really need to go into that. I can my
Speaker 9: imagination could go there.
Speaker 10: But right about that.
Speaker 12: Yeah, the next question, and I hope I'm not asking
Speaker 12: stuff that I shouldn't be, but does your company do
Speaker 12: any random drug testing.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 9: Well, no, we don't really do that. But why are
Speaker 9: you act?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 12: Oh good, okay, whoa, that's what I'm talking about.
Speaker 10: That's the good stuff.
Speaker 9: Well, let me just say this. I didn't really love
Speaker 9: your reaction to that. So is there something you want
Speaker 9: to tell me about yourself? Grant?
Speaker 10: Uh No, drugs are bad.
Speaker 9: Wait a minute, you said drugs are bad with a
Speaker 9: question mark?
Speaker 12: Let me can I try? I'm gonna try again. Drugs
Speaker 12: are drugs are bad?
Speaker 9: Well, you're kind of half That was be half a question?
Speaker 10: Okay, next question. Do they have like those metal detectors
Speaker 10: or cameras or security?
Speaker 11: Grant?
Speaker 9: Why are you asking about that?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 10: No, I just want to make sure the building safe
Speaker 10: and secure.
Speaker 11: Yeah no, no, we don't.
Speaker 9: We don't have any of that kind of stuff here. Yes,
Speaker 9: in the building, yes.
Speaker 12: Okay, all the boxes are being it's gonna be perfect.
Speaker 10: Hey yeah yeah, yes, Yes, sir, you.
Speaker 9: Are talking about a lot of stuff that kind of
Speaker 9: makes me really nervous and things that aren't perfect with
Speaker 9: our company.
Speaker 10: No, you shouldn't. You shouldn't be nervous.
Speaker 12: I'm I'm the nervous one because I just want to
Speaker 12: make sure this is a good fit because, Uh, but
Speaker 12: by the way, you don't have any drug sniffing dogs
Speaker 12: by chance, right.
Speaker 9: There's no no, Why are you saying drug sniffing dogs.
Speaker 9: It's just we're not at the airport. Why would we
Speaker 9: have drug sniffing dog.
Speaker 12: In the last place where I would bring my own
Speaker 12: toilet paper, I had a lot of those dogs and
Speaker 12: the handlers would show up randomly.
Speaker 9: So I don't know where the you worked last time,
Speaker 9: but that is not a good place.
Speaker 1: It was the d M D.
Speaker 9: And you've already you you already asked me about the
Speaker 9: drug testing. Now you're talking about drug testing dogs.
Speaker 12: I just want to make sure we're checking off all
Speaker 12: the boxes and the t's and the eyes.
Speaker 9: Well, you know what, Grant, I have to go with
Speaker 9: my gut feeling on this, and I'm just thinking that
Speaker 9: this is probably not going to work out for us.
Speaker 12: Oh that's too bad. I just have one more question
Speaker 12: at your place of business. Did you do you guys
Speaker 12: allow prank phone calls from radio stations?
Speaker 9: What kind of question is that?
Speaker 12: Well, because your employee, Kyle, he set you up for
Speaker 12: a prank phone call. And I'm with the morning show
Speaker 12: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 10: And my name's Jose And you're not kidding, are you?
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, yes, I did it. I pulled it off.
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, I prank you, you stupid son of them.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, sell five.
Speaker 9: Oh my god, that's hilarious.
Speaker 3: Yeah, man, No, my name is actually Jose.
Speaker 13: Kyle said that you've been struggling to find a good
Speaker 13: candidate to fill your open position at your company. Yeah,
Speaker 13: so he wanted us a message you and pose as
Speaker 13: a fake candidate.
Speaker 9: I'm glad to know that because I was kind of
Speaker 9: wondering what's going on the question about drug.
Speaker 11: Sitting dogs and guys has to bring his own spilet.
Speaker 9: Paper for the work.
Speaker 1: Well, hey, that guy needs a job bad.
Speaker 9: It's not working for me.
Speaker 12: Okay, Well, if you ever need a dealer for poker,
Speaker 12: for poker only, call me right right right, Brook and
Speaker 12: Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 6: The week up every morning was food Tabs weekday mornings
Speaker 6: on the twenties, Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 1: I've heard that good things tend to come in threes.
Speaker 3: I've heard that three is my favorite number.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like the Three Wise Men, Yes, three Musketeers, bar delicious,
Speaker 1: very good, three times a lady, Hey, Jeffrey, Well, for Brooks,
Speaker 1: she's not saying anything because for her it's three hundred
Speaker 1: thousand and thirty three times a lady, I say, who's
Speaker 1: counting someone is?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 1: But what if you end up being the third wheel
Speaker 1: on a date? Fine, you know it's not But that's
Speaker 1: exactly how one of our listeners felt when he spent
Speaker 1: a good portion of the evening watching his date dance
Speaker 1: with another manikeh. He admits he wished he had handled
Speaker 1: it differently that night, but now is his chance to
Speaker 1: get some redemption. We're gonna do it in around three
Speaker 1: minutes after this song with your second date update, second
Speaker 1: day again, next second date, up date. Should you actually
Speaker 1: listen to what people write for hobbies on their dating profiles?
Speaker 1: Good question, because they all say they love hiking, And
Speaker 1: next thing you know, you're out on a mountain trail,
Speaker 1: face to face with a grizzly and you realize you
Speaker 1: forgot your bear mace next to your six pack of
Speaker 1: pineapple truly, and in your head you're thinking, well, maybe
Speaker 1: they're not really into hiking.
Speaker 4: Did you really forget the truly?
Speaker 1: Both of them? What was I think?
Speaker 3: If you're not drunk?
Speaker 1: Yeah, and one of our listeners, Corey, picked an activity
Speaker 1: for his date based on her dating profile. No matter
Speaker 1: what you ended up doing, I hope that you didn't
Speaker 1: forget to bring the bear mace.
Speaker 11: You know I did not. I should have trust me back, well,
Speaker 11: not for her, but the bears.
Speaker 1: Okay, there there was some sort of danger apparently on
Speaker 1: your day someone you could have mased.
Speaker 9: First.
Speaker 1: Before we get to that, tell us about the girl.
Speaker 1: What's her name?
Speaker 11: Oh, Adrian?
Speaker 4: Okay?
Speaker 8: And Jeff had mentioned that you designed the date around
Speaker 8: one of her hobbies or interests on her profile?
Speaker 4: What did her profile say?
Speaker 11: Hold on for a see, let me let me, let
Speaker 11: me pull it up here. I didn't know you guys
Speaker 11: were going to ask me that. It says good cologne
Speaker 11: and holding hands on my crypt tonight. And then like
Speaker 11: she goes, I'll kick your butt on the dance.
Speaker 4: Fo Okay, Okay, that's aggressive.
Speaker 1: And does I mean she danced better than you were?
Speaker 1: Literally fight you?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Him, I think it sounds fun.
Speaker 11: So like I found a country bar that has dancing,
Speaker 11: not my specialty, but I'm like, I want to impress that's.
Speaker 3: Awesome to show interest in her hobbies.
Speaker 11: Yeah, yeah, So like we get there, I got some drinks.
Speaker 11: I sit at the table with my beer, and before
Speaker 11: I could even get one word in, some older dude
Speaker 11: comes and say, hey, will you dance with me?
Speaker 4: Oh that's quick yep.
Speaker 8: So is it a stating situation, you line dancing or
Speaker 8: they're just out there dancing?
Speaker 11: They have both, so they'll start out with line dancing,
Speaker 11: then they'll go to swing. So at this time it
Speaker 11: was swing.
Speaker 3: And rotate partners and stuff, right.
Speaker 11: Yeah, exactly, And I'm like, really, dude, I'm trying to
Speaker 11: start a date here. So she looks at me and
Speaker 11: she goes, oh, well you snooze, you lose.
Speaker 3: I'm like, dang, that hurts.
Speaker 4: Was that fight? Did you take it as rude like.
Speaker 9: It could be?
Speaker 11: It was like playful, But the point is why you
Speaker 11: even said And then she has a dancing to get
Speaker 11: up and leave.
Speaker 1: See that's when you need the bear mace. Anytime a
Speaker 1: guy comes over, just holds him down.
Speaker 3: The whole bar has to evacuate.
Speaker 1: You're the hero.
Speaker 2: So did you ever?
Speaker 4: I mean your next move you had to go cut
Speaker 4: in like that's what you do, right.
Speaker 11: I'm glad you said that, So I go by myself.
Speaker 11: I'm dancing.
Speaker 1: Every time I go to cut in where you're dancing
Speaker 1: by yourself.
Speaker 11: I'm dancing by myself. Yeah, I'm getting ready to cut in.
Speaker 11: But guess what I turned my head. I go back.
Speaker 11: They're like four or five people away from you. I
Speaker 11: can't cut in.
Speaker 4: It over there.
Speaker 1: You feel like dancing away from you, like trying to
Speaker 1: avoid you.
Speaker 11: I don't know if it was her him, I don't
Speaker 11: know if it was both of them, I don't know,
Speaker 11: But to me, I think it was obvious that I
Speaker 11: was trying to cut in like two three different occasions.
Speaker 11: So eventually the music just stopped. But I'm like, are
Speaker 11: you serious right now? Oh?
Speaker 6: Man?
Speaker 8: So wait, so the music stopped and then you guys
Speaker 8: met back up or she's still hanging out with the deer.
Speaker 11: Yeah, so we met back up. I didn't want to
Speaker 11: appear desperate, so I was like, no, I'm cool, you know,
Speaker 11: let's just take a break.
Speaker 3: So okay, okay, I don't know. You didn't get to
Speaker 3: dance at all.
Speaker 11: No, I mean we dance a little bit, but you know,
Speaker 11: it was the tail end because I had like a
Speaker 11: long day tomorrow like the next day. I should say, oh,
Speaker 11: so you even called it early. Yeah, but the date
Speaker 11: went well. It was cool. We had good dialog, so
Speaker 11: it was all right.
Speaker 1: Well, I think the question is who was the better dancer,
Speaker 1: you or the older guy who got your date first?
Speaker 9: Sure?
Speaker 4: The older guy?
Speaker 1: Really?
Speaker 8: Yeah, it seems like a regular Yeah at those bars,
Speaker 8: like these people come and they'll come every week and
Speaker 8: they dance with everybody and it's not a date thing.
Speaker 4: It's like just dancing.
Speaker 1: Who's cologne was better?
Speaker 3: In the cologne the older guy probly smells musty.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's got the expensive stuff.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 11: Mine was pretty good though.
Speaker 8: I don't know you got close enough to the guy,
Speaker 8: you know, the r maybe she wouldn't either. Did you
Speaker 8: enjoy the night with.
Speaker 6: Her at all?
Speaker 11: Honestly?
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was.
Speaker 11: It was a good evening. I mean, it could have
Speaker 11: been a great evening, but being it, I didn't have
Speaker 11: my bear mace, and you know, and that it wasn't
Speaker 11: the best.
Speaker 9: So you know, it was okay, But your whole night
Speaker 9: wasn't ruined.
Speaker 11: Nah, it wasn't ruined.
Speaker 3: Ruined.
Speaker 11: I should say. We we hugged at the end, you know,
Speaker 11: a little little kiss on the cheek, nothing real serious, okay,
Speaker 11: But I mean heck, it could have been a whole
Speaker 11: heck of a lot better.
Speaker 13: Yeah, because you know, chemistry on the dance floor that
Speaker 13: is that's a different type of chemistry.
Speaker 3: It's awesome if you can really click.
Speaker 11: And that's my whole point. Exactly.
Speaker 1: Have you been trying to contact her since then, like
Speaker 1: with text or calls or anything.
Speaker 11: Yeah. I reached out with one call and a couple
Speaker 11: of texts. It's been like a about a week. I'm
Speaker 11: going on a week and a half now. But she's
Speaker 11: been doing the emoji stuff. You know, if I say something,
Speaker 11: she'll like, oh I like it, But nothing like further
Speaker 11: than the dialogue. So we could talk and see we
Speaker 11: can hang out.
Speaker 4: Interesting, Okay, it's just a pity reaction.
Speaker 3: You were ignoring her, but she was having too much fun.
Speaker 6: I don't know.
Speaker 1: We're gonna find out. We're gonna give you a chance
Speaker 1: to go put on some more Minions cologne by Justin Bieber,
Speaker 1: and then when you come back, we're gonna call Adrian.
Speaker 1: It should be we're gonna do here. Second date update
Speaker 1: right after this update, Corey's dance night with Adrian had
Speaker 1: everything a first date should cold beer and warm hugs,
Speaker 1: good dancing. The problem is not all that happened with
Speaker 1: Corey because some other older guy at the bar, possibly
Speaker 1: a regular there, asked to dance with his date, and
Speaker 1: Corey obliged, which was probably the worst mistake of his
Speaker 1: entire dating life.
Speaker 4: It didn't sound like he actually had a decision in it,
Speaker 4: nor should he have a choice.
Speaker 1: It sounds like she just men shouldn't be allowed to
Speaker 1: choose anything good, point Broke.
Speaker 4: I mean they shouldn't be choose what women decide to do.
Speaker 3: Sure, yeah, that's true, Cory.
Speaker 1: How are you feeling right now after that intro? You
Speaker 1: want to hit me?
Speaker 11: I mean that's pretty much it. And I didn't have
Speaker 11: a face that It was like she said, I snooze,
Speaker 11: I'll lose. I tell you what, though, if it was
Speaker 11: in any other circumstances, I knew it would have been different.
Speaker 3: Okay, it would have been a different outcome.
Speaker 4: Are you wishing that you didn't go dancing? Is that
Speaker 4: what you're saying?
Speaker 11: Yeah? I probably would have chose something different looking back now, Yeah.
Speaker 1: What what hobby would you have chosen off of your
Speaker 1: dating profile to do?
Speaker 11: Totally would have went indoor putt putt golfing.
Speaker 1: Oh, Okay, different too.
Speaker 8: Okay, can you Kimmy, can't have a man swoop in
Speaker 8: on your date during Putt putt?
Speaker 1: You Maybe a little boy would come swoop it, but
Speaker 1: that's when you bust out the bear mas. I'm not
Speaker 1: dumb with whole seventeen yet.
Speaker 8: Kid.
Speaker 3: Hey, we're doing the clown right now.
Speaker 4: Very aggressive to this Jeffrey.
Speaker 1: So maybe we'll offer that for your next day if
Speaker 1: we can get Adrian on the phone. Here, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: dial her number and see what she has to say.
Speaker 1: Ready to do this?
Speaker 11: Yeah, let's do it, all right, let's go right.
Speaker 2: Hello?
Speaker 1: Hey is this Adrian?
Speaker 6: This is she?
Speaker 2: Who's this?
Speaker 1: Hey, Adrian? My name is jeff from a morning radio
Speaker 1: show called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry to Yeah.
Speaker 2: I'm really I'm just kind of confused. If you're on
Speaker 2: the radio, why are you calling me?
Speaker 1: Well, one of our listeners asked us to call you
Speaker 1: because you went on a date with him the other night.
Speaker 1: His name's Corey.
Speaker 2: Wait, Corey asked you to call me because he went
Speaker 2: on a date his behalf because he liked you.
Speaker 1: He's bummed because he's been trying to text you and
Speaker 1: you haven't really been responding back to him much.
Speaker 2: Iris wanted to him a little bit.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but it sounded like a courtesy response, which is fine.
Speaker 3: You guys weren't like talking back and forth and having fun.
Speaker 1: I mean, what'd you think of Corey?
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm not going to get into it, but
Speaker 2: I just I mean, I don't think I'm really interested, Like,
Speaker 2: I don't think it's gonna work out.
Speaker 3: Well.
Speaker 8: When you guys first met up, was it like initially
Speaker 8: you knew that or did it take a minute for
Speaker 8: you to say no.
Speaker 2: I don't just don't think it's a good fit. But
Speaker 2: I mean why, Well, so, like I feel like when
Speaker 2: we met on a dating app, and I feel like
Speaker 2: I make my dating app very clear that like I'm
Speaker 2: looking for a real man and I don't really think
Speaker 2: they exist anymore.
Speaker 4: What does that mean? What's your definition of a real man?
Speaker 2: I'm looking for somebody to like, we're at the covone
Speaker 2: and have his stuff together and we'll stand up for
Speaker 2: his woman like a real man.
Speaker 4: You want someone to fight for you.
Speaker 2: Well, I mean, like, did we stand up? You know,
Speaker 2: don't let anybody say anything to the person that you're with,
Speaker 2: Like you got to stand up for your woman.
Speaker 1: You're saying, didn't do that.
Speaker 9: I did.
Speaker 8: Someone insult you that night and he didn't, Like, I
Speaker 8: don't get it, I'd be bad.
Speaker 2: All right. Well, I'm just gonna be honest, and we're
Speaker 2: putting this all out there. So I do this thing
Speaker 2: sometimes on dates and I have my uncle show up
Speaker 2: and he'll like come and ask to talk to me
Speaker 2: or something like that.
Speaker 1: It was he the older guy that we heard about
Speaker 1: and we heard we heard a guy came up to
Speaker 1: the table and asked you to dance?
Speaker 4: So much less sexy is that?
Speaker 11: Yeah?
Speaker 2: That was actually my uncle doing it right.
Speaker 4: At the country bar.
Speaker 1: Brooks all too familiar with that movie. Yeah, okay, what is.
Speaker 4: He supposed to do? Like a guy comes up and
Speaker 4: asks you to dance?
Speaker 8: You say yes, you wanted Corey to step in and
Speaker 8: be like the mob woman bro, Like I don't get it,
Speaker 8: like a real man, right, Adrian out.
Speaker 2: I want someone that can like defend me and speak
Speaker 2: up and like not be afraid of commentation.
Speaker 8: Like what did you need defending from? Though it sounds
Speaker 8: like the guy just want your uncle wanted to dance.
Speaker 3: You told him something right, like he snooze you lose
Speaker 3: or something.
Speaker 4: What's the defense.
Speaker 2: Well, I waited a second to see what he was
Speaker 2: going to do, and he didn't do anything. He just
Speaker 2: like looked at me, and so I was like, okay,
Speaker 2: well and then I like joke and he said, well,
Speaker 2: use I wouldn't dance with him because he literally didn't
Speaker 2: do anything. He didn't say anything, He just like looked
Speaker 2: at me.
Speaker 4: So you like, you should have gone to a club
Speaker 4: with this test, not like a country bar.
Speaker 1: He didn't do nothing. He went and danced by himself
Speaker 1: in your facility. That's something.
Speaker 2: Oh man, Look, if you were there then I think
Speaker 2: you would get it. Like he had the opportunity to
Speaker 2: step up and say, I'm here with her, Jesus me,
Speaker 2: we're together like anything.
Speaker 4: Okay, Okay, it's not something you could have said. You
Speaker 4: couldn't have said him on a tape, Adrian.
Speaker 1: I get you didn't think he was very manly then,
Speaker 1: But how's this for a man movie? Because he Corey
Speaker 1: reached out to a radio show to call you on
Speaker 1: his behalf and ask for him why you're not going
Speaker 1: out on another Ye, mister masculine is on the other line,
Speaker 1: wants to talk to you.
Speaker 11: Really, I mean, I had no idea if that man.
Speaker 11: Now that I know what's your uncle, knew that Willie Nelson,
Speaker 11: Rascal Flats and Brooks and Duns in the in the back.
Speaker 11: I've never been there before. I don't know what's going on.
Speaker 11: Boot Scoop Buggy. I was nervous. That's so wrong. Shipery's
Speaker 11: not dead with me, But come on, I'm respecting your boundary.
Speaker 11: I just met you. I'm not going to be a
Speaker 11: jerk and be like, Hey, that's my cave man style. Yeah,
Speaker 11: it's not you.
Speaker 2: I'm not asking to be a cave in. I'm just
Speaker 2: looking for somebody that can step up and say to somebody, no,
Speaker 2: she's with me, Like, I don't need.
Speaker 1: To like it sounds enough, Corey, you gotta be more
Speaker 1: assertive when Hey, I tell you.
Speaker 11: What under different circumstances. I have no problem with that.
Speaker 11: I was just totally respecting you from top to bottom.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she doesn't want that. She doesn't want respect.
Speaker 4: Of like unhealthy jealousy.
Speaker 11: It sounds like to me, let me tell you, this
Speaker 11: is miscommunication, That's all it is. I was not going
Speaker 11: to be a creeper, come to your job, come to
Speaker 11: your house. I got too much respect for you. I
Speaker 11: think under different circumstances, you and I can jail. I'm
Speaker 11: willing to put forth that effort.
Speaker 13: You have two completely different opinions on this. She wants
Speaker 13: you to step in, but if you were to date
Speaker 13: with a girl like Brook, Brook would think that's obnoxious, Like, dude,
Speaker 13: let me make my own decision.
Speaker 4: I think i'd step in.
Speaker 8: I think what happened, Adrian is if you want someone
Speaker 8: to not let you, like if you don't want to
Speaker 8: dance with other men, you needed to have told Corey
Speaker 8: as you're walking into the place, like, Hey, if someone
Speaker 8: approaches me, will you just tell him that we're on
Speaker 8: a date, Like why why couldn't you communicate that to him?
Speaker 2: Show me who he is, Like, I'm not trying to
Speaker 2: change him, And honestly, Corey, if you want me to
Speaker 2: think differently, if you want me to think, okay, it
Speaker 2: was just a cercusance, like you're gonna step up somewhere
Speaker 2: else and you need to prove it right now. You
Speaker 2: need to show me like how much of the man
Speaker 2: you are, because that's what I want. I want to know.
Speaker 1: Oh, okay, Corey, this is your chance. Are we gonna
Speaker 1: what are we gonna do throw your man card down
Speaker 1: right now.
Speaker 11: One on the radio. We'll talk about this between you
Speaker 11: and I.
Speaker 1: I'm good he's gonna find you because he already looked
Speaker 1: up your home address and your work address, but respected
Speaker 1: you enough not to go there. Now he's actually gonna
Speaker 1: show up.
Speaker 4: What so we don't get to hear it? Is that
Speaker 4: what she wants?
Speaker 6: Is that what you want?
Speaker 2: I just asked him to like prove to me just now,
Speaker 2: and he's like, oh, yeah, another time, another place. Like
Speaker 2: I just feel like he's all top.
Speaker 4: What do you want him to do?
Speaker 1: You want him to do it right now? Corey? You
Speaker 1: got to prove yourself.
Speaker 10: Now?
Speaker 1: What's something?
Speaker 11: Do you want me to sing you a song? You
Speaker 11: want me to rap?
Speaker 6: What you want?
Speaker 1: You got?
Speaker 11: Her name was a Oh she left me on the
Speaker 11: dance floor at me.
Speaker 1: And it sounds like kind of a whiny song. Come on, look, Adrian,
Speaker 1: he's trying, he is trying as hard as he can
Speaker 1: here to get another day with you. Why don't you
Speaker 1: just give him one more shot and we would pay
Speaker 1: for it.
Speaker 2: I don't know, I just really I think what Corey?
Speaker 2: I think that you're a really nice guy.
Speaker 1: You don't want to see him masa kid at a
Speaker 1: golf He would do that for you. He said that.
Speaker 9: Oh man, I think I'm just gonna have to pass on.
Speaker 4: Tell her what she wants masculinity in this room. Okay,
Speaker 4: she brings her uncle on dates. I don't think you
Speaker 4: really want another date, Corey.
Speaker 11: Yeah, I mean not now, I mean too bad. She
Speaker 11: had to pass because Cory was trying to tap that
Speaker 11: she was trying to be the man that she wanted.
Speaker 1: Looking Jeffrey in the morning, we kind of got locked
Speaker 1: up in the minutia of manliness as one does.
Speaker 4: As she is, well, yeah, so locked up in it.
Speaker 9: We were so.
Speaker 1: Focused on that that we didn't really get to the
Speaker 1: point that Alexis brought up, which was a good point,
Speaker 1: that she has her uncle go out on dates with
Speaker 1: her to test out how manly her guys are. Yeah, odd,
Speaker 1: and he.
Speaker 4: Still wanted to go out with her. I know, I
Speaker 4: didn't concerned it all. Did you dance with her uncle
Speaker 4: all night?
Speaker 3: She was probably very hot.
Speaker 1: Well, and as soon as somebody questions your manliness, that's
Speaker 1: all that matters. You have to prove that you may.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well, when your uncle is the manliest man, you know, it.
Speaker 1: Might be a good strategy Alexis. In the same spirit,
Speaker 1: would you be willing to have Jose tag along on
Speaker 1: your next romantic encounter just to prove how manly he
Speaker 1: really is?
Speaker 9: I will show up with a lot.
Speaker 1: More than yes, out manly Jose. Can they do it?
Speaker 4: I don't think I think I can do it.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying we'll keep you updated on Alexis's dating life.
Speaker 1: But text into seven eighty five nine too. If you
Speaker 1: ever have a person you want us to call, we'll
Speaker 1: call that person who wasn't calling you back.
Speaker 6: Frooking Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 1: For those that don't know, there's actually also a Radio
Speaker 1: Academy awards a radio version of it, and for nine
Speaker 1: straight years, I've lost the parody song category to another
Speaker 1: host off of the Country show named Plunger. Everybody in
Speaker 1: studio knows him from Plunger and Bob in the Morning.
Speaker 4: I mean, just a star. I'm like, you can't deny it.
Speaker 6: It's true.
Speaker 1: Plunger makes his own beats and bathtub moonshine in their
Speaker 1: studio down in Alabama.
Speaker 3: Yeah, in their studio.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so big hats off to you, Plunge the goat
Speaker 1: and I just hope that my next song can come
Speaker 1: somewhere close to the grace and rhythm of the great
Speaker 1: Plunger and his sick beats.
Speaker 4: What did you say, Jeff, I'm listening to Plungers podcast
Speaker 4: in my other ear.
Speaker 1: When you're done listening to Greatness, try and tune in
Speaker 1: for my song of the week that's coming up at
Speaker 1: eight ten. It's time for the song of the week.
Speaker 1: I don't know if you saw yesterday, but news came
Speaker 1: down that someone in Fraser Park, California, seventy five miles
Speaker 1: north of La got all five lottery numbers and the
Speaker 1: power ball to win the entire one point seven to
Speaker 1: six billion dollar jackpops.
Speaker 4: It's so crazy they're not even splitting it.
Speaker 1: It's one person, one person, getting the second highest total
Speaker 1: of all time. Wow, does anybody remember it seems like
Speaker 1: just a few years ago when we were like, oh,
Speaker 1: do you hear the lottery got up to four million dollars? Guy,
Speaker 1: we have to go buy tickets.
Speaker 4: It's only a billion that allows you to grocery shop.
Speaker 1: These days, people are becoming instant billionaires from this, which
Speaker 1: is really hard to fathom.
Speaker 4: No, a million dollars is ridiculous.
Speaker 1: Now the Forbes list is like Jeff Beso's Bill Gates,
Speaker 1: Martha Rozinski from Culver City, California, who has like an
Speaker 1: Etsy shop and sold for homemade candles last year.
Speaker 13: It is funny you go to like billionaire's row in
Speaker 13: like Miami and there's just one random dude in the
Speaker 13: middle of Obrah like Will Smith.
Speaker 4: But I'm rooting for that person. I'm just saying, like,
Speaker 4: I will get behind Martha, total celebrity.
Speaker 1: Now, we don't know if Martha is the actual winner
Speaker 1: because the person has come forward yet. Although my family
Speaker 1: does live in California, just north of la Very, close
Speaker 1: to the winning town where the ticket was purchased in,
Speaker 1: and they've been eerily quiet the last twenty four hours.
Speaker 3: Your mom won it. I am so happy for you.
Speaker 4: Is this when you actually finally get cut out of
Speaker 4: the family like you've been asking and asking.
Speaker 1: And asking for them to do this and then karma
Speaker 1: bites me round.
Speaker 3: We're gonna give them the lesser trust?
Speaker 11: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Is it possible that they are the secret winners and
Speaker 1: haven't come forward yet.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna go know, Yeah.
Speaker 1: Possible that I wrote this song about the lottery two
Speaker 1: nights ago, and I was banking on nobody winning the Jackpop.
Speaker 1: So when somebody did.
Speaker 3: After I wrote it, I was screwed.
Speaker 1: And now I'm stuck singing a song that isn't even
Speaker 1: relevant anymore.
Speaker 4: How did you not see that coming?
Speaker 3: I was listening. Act if you're listening, act like the
Speaker 3: lottery didn't happen.
Speaker 1: The real chance someone was gonna win, jeff that it
Speaker 1: was a very small chance. I guess we're never gonna
Speaker 1: know what really happened. All we know is today instead
Speaker 1: of singing the dua lipa song from the Barbie movie
Speaker 1: Dance the Night, it's young Jeffrey's chance, I might win
Speaker 1: the lottery, okay, which I mean it still could happen
Speaker 1: in a future.
Speaker 3: Time, next time, next time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, when I'm singing the song, you know.
Speaker 4: What, I applaud your follow through just sticking with it.
Speaker 1: The hope was there, just like when everybody tried to
Speaker 1: win the lottery, you believe. Yeah, Well, I'm still excited
Speaker 1: for you, all right, So I'm just gonna point when
Speaker 1: i'm ready.
Speaker 4: Yeah, one lady, one lady in California is gonna love it.
Speaker 1: Here we go, h.
Speaker 5: Points I ignored there down financial advice spent my every
Speaker 5: last time with the little luck Calby Scrooge McDuck and
Speaker 5: lived the powerball Live Jack.
Speaker 1: Put numbers so high it broke the Minniemart sign. My
Speaker 1: aunt's a victory astronomically dismal, but I still tried. I'm
Speaker 1: bad at finance. Doock market trends have gotten no rish friends.
Speaker 1: My crappy career is in my best year, a majors
Speaker 1: four brand. I've got plans in my hands for more class.
Speaker 1: I gotta Shanes to win the lottery.
Speaker 5: How am I supposed to buy a mega yat on
Speaker 5: this salary Matoka stand? My frink was due today three
Speaker 5: hundred million.
Speaker 1: Two another so sound good to me? And then five win.
Speaker 5: All my funds will be Hedge only, fly private chaps.
Speaker 5: I don't need family calling after me.
Speaker 11: I'll just make my.
Speaker 1: Own tab sumbers. I'll spans sailing around France. Beach is
Speaker 1: no pants day nights, I'll be in. It's a lee lady,
Speaker 1: no trail, get scan numbers, land balls in hand. Wait,
Speaker 1: not likely.
Speaker 11: Cash out my fore one k.
Speaker 1: If this don't don't come in, they'll have to work
Speaker 1: till I'm ninety eight.
Speaker 9: I got plans for.
Speaker 5: Some real estate, great big hotels I'll put down on
Speaker 5: board walk, DWN parklay eet black. You say I'm gonna eat,
Speaker 5: I'm gonna eat im until.
Speaker 9: My own lace.
Speaker 3: Got dollar signs up in behind.
Speaker 5: When the Sweet says my job, I'm ghosting you at
Speaker 5: house and cans.
Speaker 3: Gucci brands huge in plans.
Speaker 5: Most guys at the strip club throw in their cashume
Speaker 5: make it rain.
Speaker 3: I show up so much cash flow that I make
Speaker 3: it hurricane. All the mansions they've been showing me next
Speaker 3: to Kloon's place. I got JJ went with go and Hey,
Speaker 3: send some cash my way. Someone the Giant checked.
Speaker 11: To me take it to BA Fargo.
Speaker 1: When Rock ride up to tell the brain.
Speaker 5: Dan's chance, I'll get real billionaire, hire a British butler
Speaker 5: and made Batman reality.
Speaker 1: About a break Brains, I got to take it, take
Speaker 1: it friend.
Speaker 5: With Tom's pain, so rocking up a kind of smell lebron.
Speaker 1: Stand from my Lakers courts.
Speaker 5: I see Timey Chance stealing stands, praying all into my Yeah.
Speaker 4: So sad, so yeah, I'm sorry about your four one K.
Speaker 1: That was a mistake. Worried then I don't know, maybe
Speaker 1: really did win. So I'll call them if they answer.
Speaker 4: You didn't do good in statistics, did you?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that wasn't my forte So that's the song of
Speaker 1: the week.
Speaker 3: You can always win the next one.
Speaker 4: I mean, you don't have any more money to invest
Speaker 4: in it.
Speaker 1: But you guys can lend me. Do we do all
Speaker 1: those pool ones join.
Speaker 4: I wouldn't tell any.
Speaker 1: Of you text in seven eight five nights. You tell
Speaker 1: us what you thought about the song of the week.
Speaker 1: We'll post the video up on the Brook and Jeffrey
Speaker 1: socials on TikTok, on YouTube, Instagram, all of it at
Speaker 1: Brook and Jeffrey got the lyrics.
Speaker 4: There and if you know Powerball win or just Taggerty,
Speaker 4: I don't know if it's.
Speaker 6: Brook and Jeffrey.
Speaker 1: In the morning, you got a text seventy five nine
Speaker 1: two that says, don't worry jeff you can always make
Speaker 1: your millions on only Fans, I subscribe.
Speaker 3: Thanks Mom.
Speaker 13: Start singing the Juwela.
Speaker 1: Lipa hit from the Barbie movie Dance the Night. I
Speaker 1: sang my own version called Chance I might.
Speaker 4: It's such a fun song.
Speaker 1: The power Ball was at the second highest jackpot ever,
Speaker 1: at least when I wrote the song, it was, and
Speaker 1: I would love to get a piece of that action somehow.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, and we're getting some more feedback on the textboard, Brook,
Speaker 1: what are you seeing?
Speaker 8: Yeah, this one says hey, jeff after hearing you sing
Speaker 8: that song, the odds of me listening to your show
Speaker 8: again are larger than me winning the next powerball.
Speaker 3: Ye oh odds Is that.
Speaker 4: Good or bad?
Speaker 1: Well, that's bad. Yeah, to quote Lloyd Christmas from Dumb
Speaker 1: and Dummer Favorite, So you're saying.
Speaker 6: There, there it is.
Speaker 3: We'll take it and a record. After I listened to
Speaker 3: the song off the air, I checked my powerball ticket.
Speaker 3: I won fifteen bucks. Guys. Oh, it's a good luck song.
Speaker 3: Check your tickets, ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 1: It's a good day for everybody. If you want to
Speaker 1: hear it again, to share it with somebody that you
Speaker 1: know needs a laugh after dumping all of their savings
Speaker 1: into lottery tickets. You can find the video of the
Speaker 1: song up on our YouTube at Brook and Jeffrey, also
Speaker 1: on our Facebook, Insta and our.
Speaker 6: TikTok Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 1: You know, we've got a lot of loyal listeners to
Speaker 1: this show.
Speaker 4: It's so nice. Thank you so much.
Speaker 1: Like today's player, Samantha who has never called in before. Now,
Speaker 1: oh that's awesome, She says. She listens all the time.
Speaker 1: Her favorite parts of the show are the second date
Speaker 1: updates and prank calls. She likes my song of the week,
Speaker 1: loves Jose's laugh not everybody does, And when she first started,
Speaker 1: absolutely hated Alexis. But things have changed and now Samantha
Speaker 1: admits she only mildly dislikes.
Speaker 3: That's why we brought her in the room.
Speaker 4: Samantha, were you hoping to be on the one segment
Speaker 4: that is never on?
Speaker 11: No, she grows on you.
Speaker 9: I like her now.
Speaker 3: I think your family explains her the same way.
Speaker 4: I love alex Yeah, I'm ruding this segment now, gay.
Speaker 1: Yeah, actually kind of leave, you're kind of bumming.
Speaker 4: How do you get to say, oh, Santa, thanks for
Speaker 4: liking me now?
Speaker 3: She never said, like, yeah, I heard love intact.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're gonna have our little red fest in here
Speaker 1: and we're going to answer some trivia to in a second.
Speaker 4: I'm actually going to follow Alexis out into the hallway. Yeah,
Speaker 4: you know, when I leave, I actually just usually go
Speaker 4: to her desk and we chat.
Speaker 9: Oh yeah, up on very little sleep soleep.
Speaker 1: Ok Okay, We're going to try and knock this out
Speaker 1: before you close your eyes. So Brooke is leaving, and
Speaker 1: you know how the game works. You got thirty seconds
Speaker 1: to answer as many questions as possible. If you don't
Speaker 1: know when, you could say past. But you do have
Speaker 1: to beat Brooke outright to win. Are you ready? Good luck?
Speaker 1: Your time starts now. Today is World Egg Day? How
Speaker 1: long does it take a chicken to produce an egg?
Speaker 1: An hour? A day or a week an hour? J? R. R.
Speaker 1: Tolkien is the famous author for what fantasy series.
Speaker 9: The Hobbit.
Speaker 1: They are called girl guides in Canada? What's this organization
Speaker 1: called in the US? Actor Adam Driver played what villain
Speaker 1: in the new Star Wars movies?
Speaker 2: Kyler Renny?
Speaker 1: How many US states begin with M four to six
Speaker 1: or eight.
Speaker 11: Eight eight eight?
Speaker 1: And I've learned through the phone screen here that's Samantha's
Speaker 1: a stay at home mom with two boys plus she
Speaker 1: has her own business from home, repurposing furniture.
Speaker 4: Oh cool, that's a fun day. What are you making
Speaker 4: right now?
Speaker 2: I just sat them doing a table and doing new
Speaker 2: chairs on the table.
Speaker 1: Sweet all right, Brooke, it's your turn? Are you ready?
Speaker 9: Yes?
Speaker 1: Your time starts now today is World egg Day. How
Speaker 1: long does it take a chicken to produce an egg
Speaker 1: and hour? A day or a week day? J? R. R.
Speaker 1: Tolkien is the famous author for what fantasy series The Hobbit.
Speaker 1: They're called girl Guides in Canada. What's this organization called
Speaker 1: in the US?
Speaker 10: Girl?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 4: Girl Scouts?
Speaker 1: Actor Adam Driver played what villain in the new Star
Speaker 1: Wars movies?
Speaker 6: Uh?
Speaker 4: Dress Vader?
Speaker 1: How many US states begin with M four six or
Speaker 1: eight six?
Speaker 3: Mom?
Speaker 1: Today, who's gonna come out on top? Let's go to
Speaker 1: the scoreboard. Just see how you did with Josey you guys.
Speaker 8: Does stop about Brook?
Speaker 1: Is a.
Speaker 4: Actually me?
Speaker 3: No, Samantha, you did great.
Speaker 4: You got three core Samantha.
Speaker 3: That's a good score.
Speaker 4: Need sleep?
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's true. Maybe did better Brook. You actually got
Speaker 3: the same exact amount of questions?
Speaker 4: Okay, is there a fourth Carolina? Tell to add another state?
Speaker 3: She got three, Brooke, you also got three?
Speaker 4: Actually was rooting for you?
Speaker 1: All tied up there and that means it goes to
Speaker 1: the house, Samantha. But let's go over the answers real quick.
Speaker 1: It's World egg Day. It takes a chicken one day
Speaker 1: to produce one egg net.
Speaker 4: That that's why you gotta go to the chicken coop
Speaker 4: every day.
Speaker 3: Farmers do it every day.
Speaker 6: J R. R.
Speaker 1: Tolkien's the famous author for the Hobbit and Lord of
Speaker 1: the Rings series. They're called girl Guides in Canada and
Speaker 1: the US, they're known as girls Scouts.
Speaker 4: That almost broke my brain.
Speaker 3: Do they saw Canadian cookies?
Speaker 11: Is the same?
Speaker 3: Do you guys know.
Speaker 4: Your own research or not?
Speaker 1: I'm not the girl Scout experts.
Speaker 3: Sorry, Jeff, I assumed you were.
Speaker 1: Actor Adam Driver played the villain Kyla Wren in the
Speaker 1: new Star Wars movies.
Speaker 4: I haven't seen the new ones yet.
Speaker 1: And how many US states begin with the letter M?
Speaker 1: Eight different states? Montana, Missouri, Maine, Michigan, Massachusetts, maryl Minnesota
Speaker 1: and Mississippi.
Speaker 3: And North Carolina and North and.
Speaker 9: Now.
Speaker 1: Unfortunately, Samantha, since you tied, we can't give you any
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Speaker 4: Yeah, now go take a nap, you deserve it.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, thanks for playing. We'll be back to do
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Speaker 6: On Monday, Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.