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Speaker 2: Good morning everybody. You're listening to the voice, come on,
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Speaker 2: radio show, Yeah, I got one. I got a message
Speaker 2: for you today too. Something I was thinking about that
Speaker 2: might help you along the way. The thing I appreciate
Speaker 2: about so many people that I learned from Bishop Jake's,
Speaker 2: Kenneth Olmer, Donnie McClerkin, Kirk Franklin, Joel Oldstein, I can't
Speaker 2: tell you and many more than that. I mean, you
Speaker 2: know I'm naming you know, famous people because I know
Speaker 2: you know these names. But my father, who you never met,
Speaker 2: was so great in my development as a man. But
Speaker 2: my mother thought have mercy. My mother she taught me
Speaker 2: about faith. She gave me the things I needed to
Speaker 2: know about. What I speak about every day that basis
Speaker 2: was given to me by her. So it's so many
Speaker 2: great people. But here's the thing that I've had to learn,
Speaker 2: and that is that if God got you through it.
Speaker 5: It's done.
Speaker 2: Move on. See, I can't tell you how many people
Speaker 2: don't really pay attention to that close enough.
Speaker 5: If God got you through it, it's done.
Speaker 1: Move on.
Speaker 5: How many times have we as people allowed God to
Speaker 5: get us through.
Speaker 2: Something, get us beyond something, get us over something, get
Speaker 2: us through something, and then even after its completion, we
Speaker 2: sit there and we dwell on it, and we dwell
Speaker 2: on it to the point where it becomes an anchor
Speaker 2: around our neck, and we can't move on. We can't
Speaker 2: move on because we just won't let it go. It's done.
Speaker 2: If God got you through it, it's done.
Speaker 9: Move on.
Speaker 5: Stop harboring on the past.
Speaker 2: Stop hanging on to every time you fail, Stop hanging
Speaker 2: on to every time you slipped up and messed up.
Speaker 5: Stop hanging on to every time you didn't get it right.
Speaker 2: So what everybody makes mistakes, Everybody messes up, everybody don't
Speaker 2: get it right.
Speaker 5: Everybody's struggling with something.
Speaker 2: You ain't the only one, but my God, Man, if
Speaker 2: God got you through it, it's done. Move on you
Speaker 2: hanging on to it for it. That's why he got it,
Speaker 2: got you through it, so you can move on from it.
Speaker 2: See a lot of things that happened to us that
Speaker 2: we think are negative or bad experience. These are lessons
Speaker 2: and what not to do. This is a way to
Speaker 2: have one now a bearing on. Look out for it
Speaker 2: the next time. You got me once, you can't get
Speaker 2: me again, telling you, man, if God got you through it,
Speaker 2: it's done, move on.
Speaker 1: You have got to move on.
Speaker 5: I use this analogy all the time. I'm gonna add
Speaker 5: a little bit to it.
Speaker 2: Bishop Jakes told me you cannot drive your car looking
Speaker 2: in the rear view mirror. See you know what your
Speaker 2: rearview mirror is actually for in your car. Your rearview
Speaker 2: mirror is designed. After I pass a car and I
Speaker 2: want to merge into that lane, or I want to
Speaker 2: make another move, I look up in the rear view mirror,
Speaker 2: and all I use it for it shows me that
Speaker 2: I've gotten past it. I've gotten past the vehicle I
Speaker 2: was passing, and I got enough room now clear to
Speaker 2: make my next move.
Speaker 5: That's what I use my rearview mirror for.
Speaker 2: I use my rear view mirror to just glance up
Speaker 2: every now and then to see what's coming up on me.
Speaker 5: That's all I use it for. Listen to me real close. Now,
Speaker 5: your rearview mirror on.
Speaker 2: Your car is after you passing something or you're passing
Speaker 2: by something, you can look up in the rear view
Speaker 2: mirror and it lets you know you're pasted it, you're
Speaker 2: beyond it. It's clear now, it's in the past. You
Speaker 2: no longer have to deal with it as the car
Speaker 2: that was in front of you blocking your way. You
Speaker 2: have passed it. You look up in the mirror, you've
Speaker 2: cleared it. Now if you on a switch lanes could
Speaker 2: slide on over, you got room. But that rearview mirror
Speaker 2: also lets you see if anything is coming up on you,
Speaker 2: and you just need to glance, because if you moving
Speaker 2: forward and a whole lot can come up on you,
Speaker 2: you just glancing every now and then, and it reminds
Speaker 2: you that you got through something and you got beyond something.
Speaker 2: That's what the real view mirror for.
Speaker 8: Now.
Speaker 5: Let's talk about that.
Speaker 1: When you.
Speaker 2: Why you think that windshields so big on your car.
Speaker 2: That's the biggest window on your car. You know why
Speaker 2: the wind shield so big because it's where you're going.
Speaker 2: Because even the automobile makers want you to have a
Speaker 2: wide view of where you're going so you can see
Speaker 2: what's up ahead. They put lights on the card night
Speaker 2: so you can have night vision and see what's up ahead.
Speaker 2: But you can uh oh man, oh see not why
Speaker 2: is that looking? Think about that now before I move
Speaker 2: forward with this one. Think about that wind shield, man,
Speaker 2: why is that wind she'll so be so you can
Speaker 2: see where you're going. It's way more important where you're
Speaker 2: going than where you being, don't you see that. That's
Speaker 2: why the rear view mirror is so small, because it
Speaker 2: is nowhere near as important as it is as to
Speaker 2: where you're going.
Speaker 5: While you being just allows.
Speaker 2: You to take a glis so you can make sure
Speaker 2: you cleared it, so you can see if it's room
Speaker 2: enough for you to make your next move, so you
Speaker 2: can know that you've gone through it and go ahead
Speaker 2: on about your business. But that windshield, that windshield is
Speaker 2: for vision. A man without a dream of vision shall perish.
Speaker 2: That windshield is for somebody going somewhere. That windshielding for
Speaker 2: somebody else there trying to make another move. I'm gonna
Speaker 2: go right, I'm gonna left. I'm gonna get off on
Speaker 2: this exit. I'm gonna take this detail. I'm gonna handle
Speaker 2: this sign. There's a new route. There's only so many
Speaker 2: miles left to go. That's what the windshield got. Let
Speaker 2: me tell you something, man, when you see a mile sign,
Speaker 2: you're driving on the freeway, you're on the interstate, and
Speaker 2: you let's say you driving to a particular city and
Speaker 2: you see a sign that says that city is thirty
Speaker 2: eight or one hundred and thirty eight miles away. That
Speaker 2: lets you know where you're going, and you're on the
Speaker 2: right path. Now, if you keep looking in the rear
Speaker 2: view mirror, you'll never know how close you are. You'll
Speaker 2: never know because you're driving your car looking in the
Speaker 2: rear view mirror. You all on the shoulder, you hit
Speaker 2: them rocks up under your car. You just scared yourself
Speaker 2: to death because you know why, because you keep looking
Speaker 2: in the rear view mirror. Get out the rear view mirror.
Speaker 2: If God got you through it, it's done.
Speaker 1: Move on.
Speaker 2: So what he don't love you no more? And man,
Speaker 2: let's move on. If God got you through it, it's done.
Speaker 1: Move on.
Speaker 5: God got something for you.
Speaker 2: If you get out your rearview mirror and get up
Speaker 2: in that wind shield, God's got something for you up ahead.
Speaker 2: But you can't see what's up ahead because you in
Speaker 2: that rear view mirror. If God got you through it,
Speaker 2: it's done.
Speaker 5: Let's move on.
Speaker 2: Come on, y'all, don't let the pass beat you up.
Speaker 2: That's the ingredients in the cake. You done made that already,
Speaker 2: that's done.
Speaker 5: Let's go.
Speaker 2: God, look in the windshield. See what God marobably got
Speaker 2: something new for you. If you get out the rear
Speaker 2: view mirror and look, open up your eyes and see.
Speaker 2: All right, let's go.
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Speaker 5: Woke up really really early this morning, been up since
Speaker 5: three o'clock.
Speaker 2: Man. I love to tell you that I was praying
Speaker 2: or something like that, but no, I just got a
Speaker 2: phone call from somebody that needed some help, and I
Speaker 2: just sat on the phone with him. For two hours
Speaker 2: and tried to talk him off the bridge. He broke
Speaker 2: up with his girl and he was really heartbroken about
Speaker 2: it and called me for advice. And you know why
Speaker 2: you call me? Because no, no, it wasn't Junior. No,
Speaker 2: not two hours with Junior. I talked to Junior real short, Junior,
Speaker 2: don't get two hours Junior Maxim like thirty minutes. Me
Speaker 2: and Junior maxwem Then I cust him out so far
Speaker 2: and he just sold well damn unk. That's what Junior
Speaker 2: end up saying. I ain't doing well.
Speaker 5: Show Hey, I called you well.
Speaker 2: You know, I try to discourage people from calling me
Speaker 2: with problems and because I got my own. But I
Speaker 2: talked to him and he has some relationship problems. He
Speaker 2: was heartbroken this girl is leaving him and he wanted
Speaker 2: my advice. I said, well, you know, bro, talking to
Speaker 2: a man at all, You know, I get out.
Speaker 10: So.
Speaker 3: Is that your answer for everything?
Speaker 5: Get out well?
Speaker 2: In the words of Judge Lenn told her, don't ever
Speaker 2: let a man have to tell you twice he don't
Speaker 2: want you. That's some great advice. And I do that
Speaker 2: the same thing with women. You know, once you don't
Speaker 2: want me. Now when I was younger, though I begged
Speaker 2: a little bit. I ain't gonna lie to you.
Speaker 5: I had him. I don't know what to tell you.
Speaker 5: That's how we starting to show this water.
Speaker 2: Shelly Strawberry calling for real Mississippi Monica Junior and the
Speaker 2: legend that is Nephew Tommy, I am somebody Junior.
Speaker 5: Yeah, what's on your mind today?
Speaker 8: Well?
Speaker 11: You know, I think calls should ask you because it's
Speaker 11: her birthday or you're gonna tell Carline call's birthday today?
Speaker 5: Birthday?
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Speaker 5: You know St Stephen, what you know? I wrote that
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Speaker 3: Okay, okay, okay, I'm gonna let you make it today.
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna you know what I'm saying. I just
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Speaker 2: I gave her to Steven, and when I gave you
Speaker 2: to Stevie, you know what I said to it? What
Speaker 2: bet you ain't see that coming?
Speaker 13: Happy birthday, Carla, coming up at thirty two minutes after
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Speaker 14: The nephew is here with the prank phone call. He's
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Speaker 13: now for the nephew to run that prank back what you.
Speaker 7: Got for as F Pump your brakes, mama, your mom's
Speaker 7: driving too fast? O what you said about my mama's
Speaker 7: joe You heard me say it again?
Speaker 15: So would you say your mama's driving too fast? She
Speaker 15: got a pump her right? Well, my mama eighty one
Speaker 15: steal driving. Boys, you got to going on. Pump your breaks, mama.
Speaker 15: Let's go cat pump your break.
Speaker 5: Hello.
Speaker 12: Hello, I'm trying to reach Natalie. Please. Yeah, this is Natalie, Natalie.
Speaker 8: How you doing. My name is Darren.
Speaker 12: I'm with the Homeowners Association.
Speaker 16: Okay, how you doing?
Speaker 9: Listen, we gotta we got a bit of a problem
Speaker 9: if you don't mind me asking who's who who actually
Speaker 9: brings her kids home from school?
Speaker 8: Uh?
Speaker 12: Each day?
Speaker 16: Oh my mom gets my kids for me and she
Speaker 16: drops them off.
Speaker 12: Okay, wow, okay, okay, well we have a we have
Speaker 12: a bit of a problem. The kids are fine, that's
Speaker 12: there's no issue with the kids at all. But you know,
Speaker 12: we've had a meeting here at the h o A.
Speaker 12: We've been getting some complaints. Uh it seems like your
Speaker 12: mother is is uh really speeding down the street real fast,
Speaker 12: and and you know everyone's complaining about it that you know,
Speaker 12: it's a lot of kids walking home from school and
Speaker 12: it seems like your mom is driving real fast when
Speaker 12: she's coming down the street to drop your kids off.
Speaker 12: Did you know anything about this? Uh? No, not at all.
Speaker 16: That doesn't even sound like her.
Speaker 9: Okay, what type of problem? Let me ask you this, Natalie.
Speaker 9: We're were we From what I understand, it is a
Speaker 9: what kind of confidence your mom had? Is a board
Speaker 9: escape or something like that?
Speaker 12: Some a little suv? Is that what your mom has?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 16: She has a little red suv?
Speaker 12: Okay, all right. So the problem is is that that's
Speaker 12: the same car, that's the one we're talking about, and
Speaker 12: it seems like, you know, your mother is is flying
Speaker 12: down the street and she drops the kids off, and
Speaker 12: when she leaves, she's flying back out of the neighborhood
Speaker 12: and a couple of times some of the neighbors have
Speaker 12: told her to slow down, and you know, I don't
Speaker 12: know she's flicked them off or set something out the window,
Speaker 12: you know. But you know this is stuff that we
Speaker 12: just cannot tolerate. Huh.
Speaker 16: Well it really doesn't sound like my mom, but you
Speaker 16: know I will.
Speaker 9: Okay, Well, listen, you know what, Natalie, what we're not
Speaker 9: gonna do is what you're not gonna do is act
Speaker 9: like is not your mama. It's your mother that's doing this.
Speaker 9: So what we need you to do is tell your
Speaker 9: mama to slow it down so we don't have the problem,
Speaker 9: all right, because I'm trying to be nice with you
Speaker 9: at first, But if you're gonna be in denial figure
Speaker 9: it's not your mama, then we got an issue.
Speaker 16: First of all, Darren from h O A, I need
Speaker 16: you to watch your talls and who is you're talking to,
Speaker 16: all right, I need you to plb that all the
Speaker 16: way down.
Speaker 8: All right.
Speaker 12: You need to slow your damn mama down. That's what
Speaker 12: you need to do. Slow your mama the way she's driving.
Speaker 16: What to do is stand in the middle of the street.
Speaker 16: Is she flying down and so hopefully she can knock you.
Speaker 12: Out the way.
Speaker 16: Okay, don't talk to me like that. You're being ruined, disrespectful.
Speaker 16: I'm ask her at this time because I don't think
Speaker 16: it's time. But you're not gonna talk to me like that.
Speaker 9: Okay, So your mama can just drive it down the
Speaker 9: streets and after damn mom what.
Speaker 16: She wanta do. Ma, mama could do whatever she wanted
Speaker 16: to do. She'll go on ass doring it.
Speaker 12: She can't doing in the neighborhood that I'm a member.
Speaker 9: Of the ho aad. She can't do it there.
Speaker 12: Okay.
Speaker 9: Now, I don't mind having your mama arrested with your
Speaker 9: kids in the car.
Speaker 16: If I got you, I wish you would. I wish
Speaker 16: you would have my mama arrested with my kids in
Speaker 16: the car. You're gonna have more problems than you ever had. Okay,
Speaker 16: you better not have my mama arrested. You're gonna get
Speaker 16: arrested and you're gonna be sent to the hospital.
Speaker 12: How about that. Okay, let me tell yourself.
Speaker 9: Tell your mama to slow homes down in these streets.
Speaker 9: This is the last one, and I'm giving y'all this
Speaker 9: the last one. Well, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 16: You ain't got to give no warning.
Speaker 2: It's okay.
Speaker 16: We can have a real conversation about it. We can
Speaker 16: meet and talk about it. She ain't gonna talk to
Speaker 16: me like that. And you and I ain't telling my
Speaker 16: mama nothing. I ain't talking out, go down saying nothing.
Speaker 16: What you're gonna do? What's your mama do?
Speaker 12: Dad?
Speaker 16: Not that lost meat about it? And I'm bringing my
Speaker 16: husband too, said, you got so much to say.
Speaker 12: You know that.
Speaker 16: I don't want you to have keep that same energy.
Speaker 12: Okay, you what my husband?
Speaker 16: I want you to talk to him like you're talking
Speaker 16: to me.
Speaker 12: He let me tell you something.
Speaker 9: I ain't worry about your husband, none of that. All right,
Speaker 9: I'm gonna say I'm gonna say this right here. I'm
Speaker 9: gonna say this right here. Tommy is the one that
Speaker 9: told us that your mama was fading down the street. Tommy.
Speaker 9: One said, Tommy, Tommy, Tommy said, your mamma was the
Speaker 9: one running up and down the street fast.
Speaker 12: For a party fifty mile an out. Tommy the one
Speaker 12: said that.
Speaker 16: I don't know who Tommy, but Tommy can kiss me.
Speaker 16: You can kiss my and any other neighbors who got
Speaker 16: something to say about my mama can kiss my about that.
Speaker 12: Threet me as shoot this. Do you know nephew Tommy
Speaker 12: from a Steve Harvey morning show?
Speaker 10: Do you know wh.
Speaker 16: In start of a bush?
Speaker 12: You got me? You got here? How are you guys?
Speaker 1: Come on?
Speaker 12: I had a lover like talk upon time question to me.
Speaker 16: I'm about to get you?
Speaker 12: What up? Brother?
Speaker 16: Let step you tell me.
Speaker 9: Your sister Darius got me to pray for all.
Speaker 12: Call you baby?
Speaker 16: You see Oh, oh it's going down.
Speaker 12: It is going down.
Speaker 16: Oh, take back is a real mother.
Speaker 6: You know what I'm going I'm.
Speaker 12: Getting back, man.
Speaker 16: I knew that my mama. Tell you talk to me
Speaker 16: like that.
Speaker 12: You taught me you got me.
Speaker 9: Everybody, tell me this one more thing before you go.
Speaker 12: What is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio
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Speaker 16: You know it's this Peeve Harvey Morning Show?
Speaker 12: And be looking good?
Speaker 7: How you having on this great getting up Friday? I'll
Speaker 7: put this stupid and tea spoone for y'all. I don't
Speaker 7: want to give it to y'all at one time. You
Speaker 7: understand how I do it, That's how I do We
Speaker 7: can't take notice. All y'all a whole cop now.
Speaker 12: All right?
Speaker 13: Coming up next, it is asked the CLO with our
Speaker 13: chief love officers.
Speaker 1: You're listening Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 14: Coming up at the top of the hour. In entertainment news,
Speaker 14: some sad news.
Speaker 13: Actually, legendary singer Rudolph Isley of the Isley Brothers has died.
Speaker 14: Wow, we'll talk about that a little later. Switching gears now.
Speaker 13: Cardi B celebrated her birthday this week and got close
Speaker 13: to half a million dollars worth of Hermez bags. Ryan
Speaker 13: Seacrests admitted to sopping up Chris Jenner's toilet. What there's
Speaker 13: another one, and this week's winning powerball ticket was sold
Speaker 13: in California, but the winner hasn't claimed it. That's all
Speaker 13: coming up at the top of the hour. But right
Speaker 13: now it is time to ask the CLO. This one's
Speaker 13: from Chryln in Richmond. Chrylyn writes, I've been married for
Speaker 13: eleven years and I'm a stepmom to a newborn. My
Speaker 13: husband and I don't have any children, and when he
Speaker 13: told me he cheated and had a daughter as a
Speaker 13: result of the affair, I was secretly happy. Am I
Speaker 13: crazy to want to raise this baby.
Speaker 2: No, you ain't crazy, but you're not crazy for wanting
Speaker 2: to raise the baby. But you are crazy.
Speaker 3: Fine, why you say that.
Speaker 2: Y'all can't have kids? Y'all maybe you had an affair.
Speaker 2: Now you're saying you're a stepmom to a newborn.
Speaker 12: Wow?
Speaker 5: What now? You crazy?
Speaker 1: Official?
Speaker 5: Now are you crazy for wanting to raise the baby?
Speaker 1: No, that's but you're not.
Speaker 2: You're not going to raise the baby. The mother is
Speaker 2: going to raise the babies baby. The mother is going
Speaker 2: to use the baby to her.
Speaker 1: Advantage, leverage.
Speaker 5: Oh, you ain't gonna have you gonna what you finna
Speaker 5: do is support the baby.
Speaker 14: She was secretly happy. She said, though that her husband
Speaker 14: cheated and.
Speaker 2: Better you better you're gonna get happy with these visitations.
Speaker 2: It's what you're gonna get happy. Yeah, that's all right,
Speaker 2: because that baby find to be the coldest pawn on
Speaker 2: the chessboard you've ever seen. So get ready, I'm glad
Speaker 2: you're happy now because I alway's gonna come with something.
Speaker 5: Everybody happened when the baby boy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we got a new grand baby right now, congratulations,
Speaker 1: m m.
Speaker 2: Yeah. But from twelve midnight to five, she has decided
Speaker 2: that that's her wake up time.
Speaker 1: They always do by.
Speaker 5: She don't understand that ain't nobody schedule but yours.
Speaker 1: The baby.
Speaker 5: Okay, the newborn joy for me is gone.
Speaker 1: All she just got there.
Speaker 5: Well, go get to.
Speaker 13: Sleeping now, all right, Moving on, congratulations Steve. Moving on
Speaker 13: to Minny and Burdbank. Minnie says, my boyfriend knows that
Speaker 13: I have a cousin that started in three explicit videos.
Speaker 13: He found one of her videos online and said he
Speaker 13: loved it, and he watched it at least five times.
Speaker 13: It's weird to me that he even searched for her videos.
Speaker 1: Why would he do that.
Speaker 2: Because he wanted to see her? Money retort, would he
Speaker 2: do that because he wanted to see her? The bigger
Speaker 2: question is why would he tell you he watched it five.
Speaker 1: And that he loved it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, your cousin was everything in that movie.
Speaker 2: But then she said she she stars in five explicit movies. Movies, lady,
Speaker 2: but what.
Speaker 5: If you start in one You've done too much.
Speaker 17: Like these got a AMC theaters?
Speaker 2: So in part about a porn movie, let's say you
Speaker 2: starring three of them. M what about the auditions where
Speaker 2: you didn't get.
Speaker 1: The part.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry.
Speaker 5: What happened when you go down there and you don't
Speaker 5: get the part?
Speaker 1: Wow?
Speaker 5: That's an audition just for nothing?
Speaker 1: Wow?
Speaker 5: All right?
Speaker 1: Well, you know, I do think.
Speaker 2: It's harder to be turned down as a porn start
Speaker 2: than a movie star.
Speaker 1: I think it's hard.
Speaker 2: Why why you think it's okay not to not to
Speaker 2: want my acting skills?
Speaker 1: But when you don't want me, you take it personally.
Speaker 5: I didn't showed it to you. I gave it to you. Wow.
Speaker 5: Now you know we don't want it?
Speaker 1: Damn you go crushing?
Speaker 12: Yes?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, all right? Moving on to Jael and Westville.
Speaker 1: What do they say though?
Speaker 5: How do you what?
Speaker 1: What do they say when they turn you down?
Speaker 8: You know?
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, you can get dressed. It's okay, thank you,
Speaker 5: thank you.
Speaker 18: You'll never be nicked in this town. Excuse me, excuse me.
Speaker 18: Your We'll call you if we need someone like you.
Speaker 18: Oh wow, you got you got to bend over and
Speaker 18: get your draws and walk out. Oh that's a hard
Speaker 18: I mean, do you bend over? Do you stoop down?
Speaker 12: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Do you say thank you for the opportunity, thank you
Speaker 5: for having me? Yeah? Thank you for having me?
Speaker 12: Yeah?
Speaker 17: All right?
Speaker 13: Moving on to Giselle in West Philly. Giselle says, I'm
Speaker 13: dating a new guy and he told me that he
Speaker 13: does that. He pleasures himself before he gets in bed
Speaker 13: with me. He said he does it so he can
Speaker 13: take his time when we're intimate. He only lasts about
Speaker 13: three minutes when we have sex. So should I tell
Speaker 13: him it's not working?
Speaker 5: Oh that he already know it is working. Yeah, you
Speaker 5: already know it was. You just better be hoping.
Speaker 2: You better be glad he didn't pleasure hisself before because
Speaker 2: you would just been seeing back on.
Speaker 1: What are you doing to get your clothes?
Speaker 5: Because I'm gonna tell you what he said? You ready?
Speaker 1: Here we go?
Speaker 5: Come on, you're ready? Ready? And girl, that was good.
Speaker 2: Girl you saw mel whoa I don't know how you
Speaker 2: do it? Oh you got me that time. You got
Speaker 2: me good at that time. Whoa'na be ready?
Speaker 5: Next time? All right? Next time you come around? You ready?
Speaker 1: Ready?
Speaker 12: Yeah?
Speaker 5: You got it ready?
Speaker 2: And girl, goddag, I ain't never this, this ain't never
Speaker 2: happened me before. Just kate you everything.
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 13: Moving on to Anna Stasia and saying last one the
Speaker 13: shower now, okay, go ahead.
Speaker 1: Last one.
Speaker 13: Steve Anastasia and Saint Pete. He says, I moved in
Speaker 13: with my mom to help take care of my grandmother,
Speaker 13: but I feel like my mom is taking advantage of me.
Speaker 13: Last week she went to stay with her boyfriend for
Speaker 13: two days and she said she needed a break.
Speaker 3: How is this fair?
Speaker 14: Should I stay or go?
Speaker 5: Move out?
Speaker 1: Move out?
Speaker 5: What going there? And kiss grandmama on the fuehead and
Speaker 5: move out.
Speaker 1: Because it's going to happen a lot.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that is her mama, that's her grandmother. Take
Speaker 2: care of grandmama. Did something happened to mama? And then
Speaker 2: you got to take take care of mama too? You
Speaker 2: care that's her mama. Go in there and take care
Speaker 2: of your mama. I would have took care of my MoMA.
Speaker 1: Coming up next, we'll have some entertainment news for you
Speaker 1: right after this you're listening morning show. Well, guys.
Speaker 13: In sad news, one of the founders of the legendary
Speaker 13: group the Isisley Brothers has died. Rudolph Isley reportedly died
Speaker 13: peacefully in his sleep at home in Chicago. He was
Speaker 13: with this wife of sixty eight years. She was by
Speaker 13: his side. He was eighty four years old. Rudolph began
Speaker 13: singing in the church as a teenager with his three brothers, Ronald,
Speaker 13: O'Kelly and Vernon, before the creation of the Isley Brothers.
Speaker 13: Of course, they have been chart topping since the late
Speaker 13: nineteen fifties, so our condolences, of course go out to
Speaker 13: the Isley Brothers.
Speaker 1: Wow, legends, that's so sad, true legend. Yeah.
Speaker 5: How many brothers was?
Speaker 1: Man?
Speaker 5: I think it's five?
Speaker 1: Originally?
Speaker 2: I think originally we all claimed, Oh how boys you
Speaker 2: know Roger troupman, Slave o'hio, Playos you know, Brick right, Abduja, oh.
Speaker 1: Jays oh Jays LeVert Yeah, oh god, though't Eddy let you?
Speaker 1: And then you had to go back Dean Mard you know,
Speaker 1: cath like that.
Speaker 19: But you know, yeah, all right, OHI hi yo, yeah, yes,
Speaker 19: So did you so tell us about We know you
Speaker 19: got a story when you went to go see guys.
Speaker 2: Hell Yeah, man, I so, I so, you know, I
Speaker 2: used to dress for the concert, so I made a cane.
Speaker 2: I made a cane for the concert. So I wanted
Speaker 2: jewels on my cane like it was on the album. Okay,
Speaker 2: you know twenty one albums though, yeah, twenty one albums.
Speaker 2: I didn't have all twenty one of them because they
Speaker 2: was they was out for I was really able to
Speaker 2: purchase anything.
Speaker 5: I didn't.
Speaker 2: I didn't start purchasing records on my own. The first
Speaker 2: record I bought was Jackson five Mamas of Pearl. Went
Speaker 2: to the store and bought that. That was That was
Speaker 2: seventy eight cent. Damn there cracked me. I had a dollar.
Speaker 5: I bought mom was a pill.
Speaker 2: I bought that in a twelve cent Hostess Power On
Speaker 2: the way home. So I eat the pie whiles listening
Speaker 2: to my forty five, and I wanted to go see
Speaker 2: the Iley Brothers. So I had a cane made, so
Speaker 2: I put the jewels on it. But you know, they
Speaker 2: didn't have super glue out back then. You just had
Speaker 2: Alma's and some wood glue, and you wasn't supposed to
Speaker 2: put the.
Speaker 5: Jewels on there.
Speaker 2: So every time I put the cane on the ground,
Speaker 2: when the jewels fell off, I had a pocket full
Speaker 2: of jewels by the time I got back home. I
Speaker 2: put that cane down one time and the dude picked
Speaker 2: that jewel up. I said, pardon, no, that's my jewel,
Speaker 2: he said, dog, I just saw this.
Speaker 5: On the ground.
Speaker 2: Look, man, I got to get this jewels back to
Speaker 2: the house, so I so I tried to make it,
Speaker 2: but I couldn't make the cane.
Speaker 5: I had the cape on, though, but I didn't have
Speaker 5: the cane.
Speaker 19: You wore cake to earth Wind and Fire and the
Speaker 19: Isley Brothers.
Speaker 1: Concerts wore capes every show. Every time they.
Speaker 2: Had a cape on and coal ass hat. I couldn't
Speaker 2: make that outfit because they had wig too much intricate
Speaker 2: detail on it, so I didn't want to, you know,
Speaker 2: embarrass them. So I just had the cape on, yeah,
Speaker 2: and my brother's for Dora, Yeah, my brother's for door
Speaker 2: cape and the cane with all the jewelry on. I
Speaker 2: was good with his ir winning Fire because they wore
Speaker 2: him Indian outfish that time. And I made the moccas
Speaker 2: and pants, and my sister made the vest and I
Speaker 2: had the big afro so I stuck the feather in it,
Speaker 2: so I was looking. I had a headband on and everything.
Speaker 2: I was pretty good with that. I was all right,
Speaker 2: but I didn't I didn't do good at the Isley concert.
Speaker 2: I did real good at the LTD concert. I had
Speaker 2: a lot more money for glitter because I had a
Speaker 2: summer job then, so.
Speaker 1: All the wings of love. Yeah, I want to.
Speaker 5: Help now me boy, I had all them. I was singing.
Speaker 5: I was singing with LTD so hard.
Speaker 2: The pimp next to me was watching the said, damn man,
Speaker 2: you won't up there, don't you.
Speaker 5: Down so me and my woman can't hit the show.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, all right.
Speaker 13: In other news entertainment news, Cardi B celebrated her thirty
Speaker 13: first birthday on Wednesday. She had a party at Delilah
Speaker 13: in West Hollywood. Carti's husband Offset gave her three count
Speaker 13: of three new Ermez bags that collectively are worth half
Speaker 13: a million dollars half a million dollars. Cardi B opened
Speaker 13: yeah each Ermez box one by one to reveal a
Speaker 13: hot pink Crocodile Kelly bag and extremely rare Fauberg Berken
Speaker 13: and Offset captured the moment on video and shared the
Speaker 13: videos on Instagram.
Speaker 14: Happy belated birthday to Carti B.
Speaker 3: And see this reminds me of.
Speaker 14: A story you told us the other day.
Speaker 13: On a recent interview on Kelly Rippa's podcast, Ryan Seacrest
Speaker 13: was coerced to talk about an embarrassing thing that happened
Speaker 13: to him.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 13: He opened up about the time he was forced to
Speaker 13: evacuate Chris Jenner's bathroom after Steve he clogged her toilet
Speaker 13: by accident. Okay, he caused her toilet to overflow. Uh
Speaker 13: Seacres said, I was in the powder room. The toilet
Speaker 13: was a contemporary, all black toilet. Then he said, he
Speaker 13: he did what he had to do. He did what
Speaker 13: he needed to do. Then he put the toilet paper
Speaker 13: in the toilet, and the water level began to rise,
Speaker 13: and he panicked. He couldn't stop sweating, he said. Then
Speaker 13: the water began to settle down, and he quickly got
Speaker 13: out of there. So I know you can relate to
Speaker 13: this based on the story.
Speaker 2: You tell what I did, though, I don't really appreciate
Speaker 2: his story because first of all, he called it a
Speaker 2: powder room. Yeah, when I'm in there doing damage, you
Speaker 2: can no longer call this a powder room.
Speaker 5: Everything. When I leave about today, it's just a damn toilet.
Speaker 1: Powder room.
Speaker 2: Was in the toilet. Oh you need gunpowder at one point?
Speaker 2: What you're gonna thank you? You lead up in here,
Speaker 2: But his whole story, I was in the powder room
Speaker 2: right there, which means he ain't do no serious damage.
Speaker 14: Ohs out, all right, thank you?
Speaker 13: Coming up in twenty minutes after the hour, Junior has
Speaker 13: a birthday poem for the birthday girl Carla.
Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening Morning show.
Speaker 13: All right, ladies and gentlemen, he is here, Steve taking
Speaker 13: away and introduce it.
Speaker 2: Come on, ladies and gentlemen. His name is Jay Rapp.
Speaker 2: It's an acronym, folks, it stabs for some thanks you general.
Speaker 2: Please welcome Jay Rapp, better known as Junior's Raggedy Ass poems.
Speaker 17: Come on, I appreciate Youohn, thank you very much. You know,
Speaker 17: today's a very special day for a very special person
Speaker 17: on this show.
Speaker 1: I'm not let you down.
Speaker 17: Look I can't because Raggedy is the goal.
Speaker 5: Listen.
Speaker 17: So uh today he is caller's birthday.
Speaker 6: Caller.
Speaker 17: You know, you know I'm gonna tell you right now.
Speaker 8: Call it.
Speaker 17: You know I stayed up all night writing this for you.
Speaker 17: Call it because it's your birthday.
Speaker 1: Oh how sweet?
Speaker 17: And you know I know you're going to Vegas. Yes, okay,
Speaker 17: I got you other it, Okay, I got I did
Speaker 17: all my research. So here it is. This is called
Speaker 17: call us birthday in Vegas.
Speaker 1: Come on, come on, here we go.
Speaker 17: Happy birthday, Caller, Happy birthday to you. You are my homegirl,
Speaker 17: and we both went to prayer of you.
Speaker 3: You know, oh, I got it.
Speaker 1: I heard that you're going.
Speaker 11: To Vegas this weekend, so I wish you the best
Speaker 11: in Vegas, my friend. You do so much to make
Speaker 11: this show it flow, and you mean so much to
Speaker 11: all of us, and we want you to know. Now
Speaker 11: hold up, I wrote this poem forget about the rest
Speaker 11: of them. I just want you to remember me your
Speaker 11: favorite place, cousin Junior.
Speaker 1: When you win.
Speaker 17: I hope you make.
Speaker 11: I hope you have a great time and ball out
Speaker 11: every night, but please stay away from usher so Tash
Speaker 11: don't have to fight. Enjoy your weekend and eat good
Speaker 11: and do some shots and remember me when you make
Speaker 11: the jackpot on them slots the end.
Speaker 1: That was sweet. Come on, thank you.
Speaker 8: Doing that? That?
Speaker 5: Wait my time.
Speaker 17: I'm surprised where y'all gifts at.
Speaker 5: I don't see.
Speaker 17: Y'all gonnay are we judging?
Speaker 2: I am okay, I'm here to judge, but I got
Speaker 2: my gift, just asked you don't don't do that to yourself?
Speaker 5: What don't do well?
Speaker 2: But I can fix that. I got to sell them.
Speaker 2: She can't get his zel for me to shut the
Speaker 2: little ragged ad pull him down.
Speaker 5: Because I got my phone.
Speaker 1: I'm ready send them and I do.
Speaker 5: It right now.
Speaker 2: Come on, I do it right now. No, no, no,
Speaker 2: you don't sit up here threaten me talking about what
Speaker 2: what you got set up all night long?
Speaker 5: Do that there? You could have done that in a
Speaker 5: five damn minute. It ain't even Ryan.
Speaker 6: Jr.
Speaker 17: Thank you, Carling.
Speaker 5: That's wicked.
Speaker 1: Pray review.
Speaker 3: Everybody be quiet. Go ahead, Steve, you know, man, you
Speaker 3: get on my nerves. Man, you be doubting me.
Speaker 5: Man, you think I got here because I'm just stupid
Speaker 5: coming up.
Speaker 1: Ruscoe Wallace in the building with the birthday girl. Right
Speaker 1: after this, you're listening Morning show, All right.
Speaker 13: Ladies and gentlemen, as promised, he is here, Ruskoe Wallace.
Speaker 1: All the baby.
Speaker 2: Hey, then go out to the truck driver that don't
Speaker 2: like sister, old damn probably don't like me either, Hey, hey,
Speaker 2: trump out. You know the difference between me and you?
Speaker 2: Don't nobody know you.
Speaker 1: I don't heard him Roscoe all day.
Speaker 5: We're going on here.
Speaker 3: Thank you, Roscout, Thank you.
Speaker 5: By why began to do something for me?
Speaker 1: I am kick all right, girl, take it away.
Speaker 5: He was up from a head we're going on, pretty
Speaker 5: little girl over.
Speaker 12: I like that little girl over.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna have holler at him.
Speaker 2: Put some oder, get a mine, right, Junior Roscoe hero
Speaker 2: bar going on, Bill Ma Man, Tommy tom What up
Speaker 2: want to do?
Speaker 5: Ross co? Oh it do what it's been doing? What
Speaker 5: y'all talking about today? What canna help you with?
Speaker 12: Story? One?
Speaker 5: Would you need?
Speaker 3: I got an idea, I got an idea. So okay.
Speaker 19: So yesterday this lady called in and she let her
Speaker 19: voicemail and she's mad as the truck driver who was, Hey, no,
Speaker 19: sister o'deal right, So she was mad about that because
Speaker 19: she's a sister O'Dell fan. And you said, sister O'Dell
Speaker 19: has a strong fan base like the behive Rihanna. Yes,
Speaker 19: Odels be hid.
Speaker 5: Bigger than the navy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the old ll lessons everywhere around, food around, said o'delle.
Speaker 2: You fool around with the Lord?
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, Amen, ain't man again.
Speaker 19: So I was thinking, has Sister Odell and Roscoe thought
Speaker 19: about doing a collaborate together like a song like you?
Speaker 2: I had talked to Sister Oldeal one time. Body, but
Speaker 2: your yeah, I know it, you know, I know I
Speaker 2: know him. You know she don't listen in real well.
Speaker 2: She wanted her way or the highway. So I've been
Speaker 2: on the highway most of the time with her. Okay,
Speaker 2: so really get that. You you know you you was
Speaker 2: hard to produce somebody that don't want to be produced.
Speaker 2: She keeps telling me to Jesus and her producer. So well,
Speaker 2: you know, I got a bag down, you know. I
Speaker 2: tell her I want to do a song hit me,
Speaker 2: and she tried to change. I always put the Lord
Speaker 2: in it.
Speaker 17: Okay.
Speaker 3: So y'all been in the studio together and all that.
Speaker 2: Like, I wrote a song for not the old j song.
Speaker 2: I wrote a different one for her. So when she
Speaker 2: passed collection played around, I wrote a song for her,
Speaker 2: call for the love of Money.
Speaker 1: I do it like that, Oh.
Speaker 5: The Lord of the money. Everything be all right for
Speaker 5: the love of money. And she gonna change it as
Speaker 5: soon as I say the tea. What is she saying?
Speaker 5: The land of milk and honey. I love milk and
Speaker 5: and I hold up, hold.
Speaker 2: On, hold us in over there, we'll here. You can't
Speaker 2: change it, hit regular, you can't change here, I said.
Speaker 2: I rose over for a little money. She gonna change
Speaker 2: a lot.
Speaker 5: I like milk and honey, it ain't got no ring
Speaker 5: to it.
Speaker 1: How does she take that guy like that?
Speaker 6: Huh?
Speaker 5: Well, she told me to go to hell, and I
Speaker 5: could talking her right.
Speaker 1: Away, and I don't really want to go to hell,
Speaker 1: right Okay.
Speaker 2: I said, well I'll be damn well. Let me quit
Speaker 2: talking with her so I could food with old their home,
Speaker 2: met with her.
Speaker 19: Okay, Okay, so now we know, yes, yeah, right now,
Speaker 19: some temptations just my imagine it Willie, it was just
Speaker 19: my imagination.
Speaker 2: Wals again, who running away with me? It was just
Speaker 2: my imagine name running way with me? Whoa her?
Speaker 1: Soon soon will.
Speaker 5: Be marry and raise a femily.
Speaker 6: Oh Roscoe.
Speaker 5: Everything, I'm doing it for.
Speaker 3: You, Bill, thank you, thank you.
Speaker 5: Row you can be what you want to be.
Speaker 1: A cloud.
Speaker 5: You ain't got no responsibility.
Speaker 6: Cloud, not.
Speaker 12: The world.
Speaker 5: You're a million miles from reality.
Speaker 1: Thing of Tom Roscoe. Prank phone call coming up next.
Speaker 1: You're listening.
Speaker 13: Morning show coming up at about four minutes after the hour.
Speaker 13: It's my Strawberry letter for today, and the subject is
Speaker 13: I can't keep lying about my injury. We'll get onto that,
Speaker 13: find out what that's all about in just a few
Speaker 13: because right now the nephew is here with today's prank
Speaker 13: phone call.
Speaker 1: What you got for his neph.
Speaker 7: Friday, Shirley, We're looking for sher greatness today, Greatness the
Speaker 7: thirteen call of Pharaoh's birthday, and we're going to bring
Speaker 7: you the electric company. The electric company. Okay, mmm, I know,
Speaker 7: I know, I know, I know you ain't ready for it.
Speaker 7: It's the electric company. Let's go get.
Speaker 2: Hello.
Speaker 8: Hello, I'm trying to reach a Quincy. Please.
Speaker 12: This is Hey.
Speaker 8: How are you? My name is Maurice. Maurice's calling you
Speaker 8: from the power company. How you doing today?
Speaker 10: I'm on? What's up?
Speaker 8: Well? Listen, we're doing some testing in your neighborhood. We're
Speaker 8: trying to make sure we don't have to actually shut
Speaker 8: the power down out there. And uh, we're calling around
Speaker 8: to quite a few people in your neighborhood, running some
Speaker 8: tests on individual homes and making sure the electricity is
Speaker 8: running correctly. Can I get you to do a few
Speaker 8: things for me and see and then the quicker we
Speaker 8: get through with this, sir, and as possibility, won't have
Speaker 8: to turn your power off at all. Know you don't
Speaker 8: want us to have to come out and turn power off?
Speaker 8: And you got stuff in your refrigerator that can spoil
Speaker 8: and things like that. So we want to try to
Speaker 8: get this done and hopefully the power with the with
Speaker 8: the test that we run, it'll it'll it'll run correctly
Speaker 8: and we won't have to do anything.
Speaker 10: Okay, I ain't about the electricity though, you know what
Speaker 10: I'm saying.
Speaker 8: So no, no, no, I understand that. Don't worry about that.
Speaker 8: Here's what I need you to do. Now. How big
Speaker 8: is your house? What do you how many bedrooms? You got?
Speaker 10: Four bedrooms?
Speaker 8: Four bedrooms? Now you have upstairs downstairs? It's too sure, okay,
Speaker 8: all right, So here's what we need to do. If
Speaker 8: you can't.
Speaker 10: Ain't gonna take long though, Hey, I got because I'm
Speaker 10: in a hurry, man, I ain't gonna have a lot
Speaker 10: of time.
Speaker 8: No, no, no, this this this, this, this won't take
Speaker 8: long at all. So can I get you to take
Speaker 8: your breaker and shut down everything upstairs and we're gonna
Speaker 8: run a test on the stuff downstairs right now. It'll
Speaker 8: be real.
Speaker 10: Quick, all right, just shut just shut everything off.
Speaker 8: I want you to keep the downstairs open and keep
Speaker 8: that to the weekness so we can run our tests
Speaker 8: on this thing.
Speaker 10: All right, everything shut, everything's down.
Speaker 8: Okay, you you turned off with me there, I just
Speaker 8: turned off all the switch. Okay, here's what I need
Speaker 8: you to do. I need you to turn on your
Speaker 8: television and then turn it off downstairs downstairs. How many
Speaker 8: TVs you got downstairs?
Speaker 10: I got two TVs downstairs.
Speaker 8: Let's turn them both on, you know, just turn them on.
Speaker 8: Just turn them on. You got them on? I got
Speaker 8: one on. Let's try to turn that other one on.
Speaker 10: All right, they both on.
Speaker 8: Okay. Now you got a microwave in your kitchen.
Speaker 10: Yeah, microwave.
Speaker 8: Okay, turn that on.
Speaker 10: It's already on. Man, I can see the lights on.
Speaker 10: It's got the clock on it.
Speaker 8: That's got that double a tron thing that's going through there.
Speaker 8: It's a whole different type of current.
Speaker 10: I just want to what you're talking about. But I
Speaker 10: got to get to work, man. So the microwave zone
Speaker 10: it's running.
Speaker 8: No, no, no, I want you to actually turn it on.
Speaker 8: I want you to actually push like a minute or
Speaker 8: two on that thing.
Speaker 10: Do with anything, man, Come on, now, let me what
Speaker 10: you gotta do.
Speaker 8: No, this is a test. So what I don't want
Speaker 8: to have to do is come out there and turn
Speaker 8: your power off, and I don't want to do that.
Speaker 8: You got a lot of food in your fridge.
Speaker 10: I'm sure, right, all right, all right, it's on microwave zone,
Speaker 10: TV zones.
Speaker 8: Okay, out open your words.
Speaker 12: Man.
Speaker 10: The electricity works downstairs.
Speaker 8: Okay, but listen now, I know, but what we gotta
Speaker 8: do is we gotta make sure that this stuff is
Speaker 8: an overpower. Now can you open your refrigerator?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 8: Yeah, man? Do you see the button that that actually has?
Speaker 8: I mean, well, you can turn, you can push it
Speaker 8: in the light or go out. You know what I'm
Speaker 8: talking about.
Speaker 10: Come on, man, you ain't got nobody to just be
Speaker 10: able to check something outside. Man, I mean I'm in
Speaker 10: the fridge, I.
Speaker 8: Understand, But push that button five times for me to
Speaker 8: see what it does.
Speaker 10: What the light button?
Speaker 8: Yeah, push that light button five times?
Speaker 10: Come on, man?
Speaker 8: That did it go off and on? Every day?
Speaker 12: It's o and on? Man?
Speaker 10: Ain't that wrong with the refrigerator? Refrigerators? Plug in?
Speaker 8: Man? Okay, Now here's what I want you to do.
Speaker 8: Right there, if you're in the kitchen, turn your sink
Speaker 8: on for me.
Speaker 10: Turn the sink on. What they gotta do electricity, man, that's.
Speaker 8: A nitro current, that's a nitral current. You wouldn't understand that,
Speaker 8: but I need you to turn that on for me too.
Speaker 8: Just turn it on full blast. Got it on, I
Speaker 8: got it on. Okay, Now go in your master bedroom.
Speaker 10: I can tell it off.
Speaker 8: No, let that water run. Go in your master bedroom
Speaker 8: and go in the bath for me. I appreciate you
Speaker 8: helping me out on this.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 8: Come on, man, Quincy, I appreciate that.
Speaker 12: Hurry.
Speaker 10: I mean everything that is, everything's work. I'm in the
Speaker 10: I'm in the bath.
Speaker 8: What's okay, Plush that toilet for me, Quincy, see where
Speaker 8: plus that toilet for me?
Speaker 10: Trust the toilet?
Speaker 8: Yeah, flush that toilet.
Speaker 10: It ain't even electrical.
Speaker 12: What it is.
Speaker 8: It's a it's a it's an awkward book.
Speaker 12: It hurt.
Speaker 10: You need to get somebody up. Okay, I'm gonna plush
Speaker 10: the toilet. It ain't no electrical plugs in nothing in
Speaker 10: this area, man, right.
Speaker 8: I understand that you don't see what it is. This
Speaker 8: is an awkward boogie current that flows through that water.
Speaker 8: Flush that thing for me one time. Yeah, yeah, that's it.
Speaker 10: Okay, all right, toy worse man, you ain't got nobody
Speaker 10: in the area that could come out here and just
Speaker 10: check it out.
Speaker 8: Man, Quincy, I'm trying my best not to come out
Speaker 8: and and and and and turn your power off. And
Speaker 8: I know you got somewhere to go.
Speaker 20: Turn my power off.
Speaker 10: Man, you se be making sure the powers stay on, right.
Speaker 8: I understand that. Now do you have, Quincy, Do you
Speaker 8: have a blender? Yeah?
Speaker 10: I got a blender. Man, I got a blender. I
Speaker 10: got a TV, I got a refrigerator, and they all work.
Speaker 10: The toilet works, everything works, all right.
Speaker 8: What I want you to do is get this blender
Speaker 8: and or just throw you a few ques of eyes
Speaker 8: or something in there and turn that thing on for me.
Speaker 8: Come on, man, we're almost done.
Speaker 10: I got to get to work.
Speaker 8: Man, this work with ad man.
Speaker 10: This is just to do this.
Speaker 8: Come on, man, that said I have a mess.
Speaker 10: Current should be walking this house. You need to check
Speaker 10: the next house.
Speaker 8: You don't have no problems with those smoothies or nothing,
Speaker 8: and that thing you see?
Speaker 10: Man, what the hell they got to do anything? Man,
Speaker 10: I gotta get to work. Just lit't be a minute
Speaker 10: minute go too far. If I got to come out
Speaker 10: here or do this, because I need to get to
Speaker 10: my job, and I understanding that job, I can just
Speaker 10: call and have people go through the damn house playing
Speaker 10: scavenger hunt.
Speaker 20: I gotta get to work.
Speaker 8: Okay, now listen, Quincy, one last thing. Are you able
Speaker 8: to shut that breaker? Put that break back on, and
Speaker 8: then shut off downstairs, and then go upstairs and check
Speaker 8: some stuff for me? Shut off? What shut off the
Speaker 8: breaker downstairs? Go ahead and turn it.
Speaker 20: I'm not shutting off no breaker downstairs.
Speaker 10: I shut off the water upstairs.
Speaker 20: We didn't turn it on. Every damn thing down here.
Speaker 20: You didn't have it. I got the blender, I didn't
Speaker 20: turn on the mic. Away to do it, profrigerator, come man,
Speaker 20: frushing the toll said, I gotta get to work.
Speaker 8: What I need you to lose this attitude you got.
Speaker 20: I need you to get somebody down here to do that.
Speaker 20: My electricity in my house worked. It worked for you
Speaker 20: calling the the only thing ain't work. It's not ain't
Speaker 20: at work because I'm here doing this book. Play off
Speaker 20: and off. Get somebody in here this work.
Speaker 8: Don't piss me off and make me turn it all
Speaker 8: the way off.
Speaker 20: And when I get back from work, what still should
Speaker 20: be off.
Speaker 8: I got one more thing I need to say to you, Quinny.
Speaker 8: It better be the last thing that's his nephew, Timmy
Speaker 8: from the Steve Harby Morning Show. You just got pranked
Speaker 8: by your sister down.
Speaker 10: Still better be in a witness protection program.
Speaker 20: Man, ah, let me turn it one on.
Speaker 8: Man, hey man, let me ask youself, man, what is
Speaker 8: the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio show in
Speaker 8: the land.
Speaker 10: That's gotta be the Steve Harvey Morning Show and Tommy,
Speaker 10: uh you call me again. They gonna be the.
Speaker 8: Show used to have Tommy on, Turn the ice machine on,
Speaker 8: Turn this on, turn that on.
Speaker 5: No pranks and praises. That's all right, that's all right, sort.
Speaker 12: You don't need that you.
Speaker 7: I don't want to jump in. It's okay, all right.
Speaker 7: I'm gonna take it to the bridge. I'm gonna take
Speaker 7: it to the bridge. That would be tomorrow. That is
Speaker 7: the Stockbridge Ampletheater, stock Bridge, Georgia. That is Rodney Perry, Dominique,
Speaker 7: Tony Roberts, hosted by yours truly and the one and
Speaker 7: only mo niek. All right, that is the Bridge Comedy Show.
Speaker 7: It's in Stockbridge, Georgia at the Ample Theater. That's tomorrow night. Yes, yes, yes,
Speaker 7: laying in the cut. We'll talk about it later. You
Speaker 7: won't come through, Come on, come through. How did you part?
Speaker 5: Y'all?
Speaker 2: Ain't really got room for me on that show? Tommy
Speaker 2: from Crowded and you don't walk out in bass nobody
Speaker 2: you know? You, Me and you out there together be
Speaker 2: a lot and then you know any everybody going who is?
Speaker 1: These people love it all right?
Speaker 14: Thank you that for you.
Speaker 13: Coming up next Strawberry Letter for today and the subject
Speaker 13: is I can't keep.
Speaker 14: Lying about my injury. We'll get into that right after this.
Speaker 1: You're listening Morning show.
Speaker 14: It is time now for today's Strawberry Letter.
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Speaker 1: Here it is.
Speaker 5: It's a Strawberry Letter.
Speaker 14: Thank you, neph you. Subject I can't keep lying about
Speaker 14: my injury.
Speaker 13: Dear Stephen Shirley, I am married to the craziest man
Speaker 13: on the planet, and he's always looking to quote hit
Speaker 13: a lick so he can retire early. We've been married
Speaker 13: for seven years and we already have We have already
Speaker 13: stopped sleeping together. It's a mutual thing and something that
Speaker 13: we don't ever talk about. But just because we aren't
Speaker 13: having sex, it doesn't mean he's not still madly in
Speaker 13: love with me. That's why I'm careful with my side dude.
Speaker 13: And we only have sex at work because I don't
Speaker 13: know if my husband has a tracker on my car
Speaker 13: or not. My co worker will stake out the men's
Speaker 13: bathroom or he'll get the storage room for us and
Speaker 13: then text me to come meet him on Friday. He
Speaker 13: told me that we'd be in the men's bathroom. It
Speaker 13: has urinals, so he usually has to hold me up
Speaker 13: against the wall and we have sex like that. We
Speaker 13: tried to lean on the sink this time, but it
Speaker 13: wasn't sturdy enough and it tipped over a little bit
Speaker 13: and I fell to the floor. I landed on my
Speaker 13: left wrist and I broke my baby finger as I
Speaker 13: braced myself for the fall. I managed to leave the
Speaker 13: bathroom quietly, but in severe pain. I called a friend
Speaker 13: of mine that is a pediatrician, and he hooked me
Speaker 13: up without doing an insurance claim. I went home with
Speaker 13: my hand bandaged, and since I'm fair skinned, my left
Speaker 13: thigh was a dark purple color. I lied and told
Speaker 13: my husband that I tripped over a box at work.
Speaker 13: The first thing he asked was if I filed a claim.
Speaker 13: He's more concerned about suing my job than he is
Speaker 13: about my injury. I told him that it was my fault,
Speaker 13: but he wants to file acclaim anyway. He told me
Speaker 13: that he's going to talk to HR at my job
Speaker 13: because they're supposed to pay for everything. He also wants
Speaker 13: the paperwork from the doctor. I can't keep this lie
Speaker 13: up much longer. He's getting suspicious. What should I tell him?
Speaker 13: You know, see, that's the thing about lying right there.
Speaker 13: You got to keep telling them.
Speaker 12: You have to.
Speaker 13: You especially have to keep the lies going now, because
Speaker 13: if your husband finds out you've been having sex at work,
Speaker 13: your whole marriage is going to blow up. I don't
Speaker 13: care if you guys aren't having sex with each other.
Speaker 13: He said, you and your husband aren't having sex, but
Speaker 13: that doesn't mean he's still not madly in love with you.
Speaker 1: Well, I don't think.
Speaker 13: You know your husband wants to find out that you've
Speaker 13: been having sex in the men's room down at the job.
Speaker 13: This whole letter is just terrible because you're having sex
Speaker 13: in the most disgusting places, the storage room at work,
Speaker 13: the men's bathroom with urinals and all that. Nothing sexy
Speaker 13: about that, just nasty. And what if a man comes
Speaker 13: in there? What if men come into the men's bathroom,
Speaker 13: you know, while you and your side dude are doing
Speaker 13: the dude? Then what the only thing you can do
Speaker 13: now is just stand your ground about not filing this
Speaker 13: claim with your job and hope and pray that your
Speaker 13: husband will eventually let this go. Because telling your husband
Speaker 13: that you were having sex on the job with your
Speaker 13: side dude co worker in the men's bathroom.
Speaker 14: That's not an option at this point. It's just not
Speaker 14: an option.
Speaker 1: Steve, Oh my god. And you know, y'all people kill me.
Speaker 5: Tell me.
Speaker 2: I can't keep lying, Yes, you do. You have to
Speaker 2: keep lying. I can't keep lying. Okay, go in there
Speaker 2: and tell the truth. I keep telling y'all about this
Speaker 2: damn truth. Y'all a listening to me. I can't keep lying.
Speaker 2: You got too, you can't tell the truth. I see
Speaker 2: y'all get mad at me because I'm a proponent of
Speaker 2: the line. But then when you find yourself in this situation,
Speaker 2: then you start to understand the importance of a lie,
Speaker 2: the necessity of a lie, the need to lie, and
Speaker 2: the most important thing, the reason.
Speaker 5: Yes, you've covered all the bases with this lie.
Speaker 2: That Shirley has said that going there and telling him
Speaker 2: you having sex at work is not an option. She
Speaker 2: know that, everybody know that, everybody heard this. You can't
Speaker 2: go in there and say that every woman listened to
Speaker 2: this that loves the truth. No, she can't go in
Speaker 2: there and tell the truth.
Speaker 5: So now why y'all mad at us when we lie?
Speaker 5: But every woman listening to this right now knows she
Speaker 5: cannot tell.
Speaker 2: The truth, and you all are okay with it. This
Speaker 2: is a lesson about yourself, all of y'all, nine hypocritical
Speaker 2: people out there talking about I tell the truth no
Speaker 2: matter what, Just tell me the truth.
Speaker 5: Go on in there, tell your husband what you was doing,
Speaker 5: how you really hurt your hands.
Speaker 1: See, it's not an option. The lie is so necessary.
Speaker 2: You're married to the craziest man on the planet. He
Speaker 2: always looking to hit the lick so he can retire early,
Speaker 2: been married seven years and we've already stopped sleeping together.
Speaker 2: It's a mutual thing and something that we don't ever
Speaker 2: even talk about. But just because we aren't having sex,
Speaker 2: it doesn't mean he's not still madly in love with me.
Speaker 5: Yes, it do.
Speaker 2: That's exactly what it means. He ain in love with
Speaker 2: Your answer, no more, How you don't see that what
Speaker 2: you making up stuff for? It doesn't mean we not
Speaker 2: madly in love with each other. Y'all ain't sleeping together. Now,
Speaker 2: you down somewhere sleeping with this dude on your job.
Speaker 2: Guess what, y'all ain't sleeping together. You don't think he's
Speaker 2: sleeping with nobody?
Speaker 1: Is that what you think?
Speaker 5: And you think that's because he's madly in love with you?
Speaker 5: That's what you think? Girl by, girl by?
Speaker 2: When we come back now, you want to tell me
Speaker 2: that you're sleeping with this dude only at work because
Speaker 2: you think he got a tracker on your car.
Speaker 5: That's easy to find out, just like you got trackers.
Speaker 2: There's a device you can just buy at the spy
Speaker 2: stove and run it next to your car and tell
Speaker 2: you if you got track on it.
Speaker 14: All right, Hang on Steeve, Well, I don't know nothing.
Speaker 13: We'll come back to to recap this letter at twenty
Speaker 13: three minutes after the hour. The subject today is I
Speaker 13: can't keep lying about my injury. We'll get back into
Speaker 13: it right after this.
Speaker 1: You're listening.
Speaker 13: Morning show, All right, Come on, Steve, let's recap today's
Speaker 13: Strawberry letter. The subject is, I can't keep lying about
Speaker 13: my injury.
Speaker 5: Well, go tell the truth.
Speaker 2: You can't do that, ladies, all of you hypocritical people
Speaker 2: who are listening to this show.
Speaker 5: I don't lie.
Speaker 2: Don't lie to me, tell me the truth. You can't
Speaker 2: handle the truth and lying is necessary. So since you
Speaker 2: are such a big proponent of telling the truth, and
Speaker 2: your letter says I can't keep lying, it's time for
Speaker 2: you to go in there and tell the truth. Here's
Speaker 2: a woman been married seven years. Her and her husband
Speaker 2: has stopped sleeping together. It's a mutual thing and something
Speaker 2: that we don't ever talk about what y'all don't even
Speaker 2: mention it. But just because we aren't having sex, it
Speaker 2: doesn't mean he's not still madly in love with me.
Speaker 2: That's exactly what that means. He been out of love
Speaker 2: with you. Y'all don't even talk about not having sex.
Speaker 5: Y'all, just don't have it.
Speaker 2: See you delusional because you center you're talking about it
Speaker 2: doesn't mean he's not still madly in love with me.
Speaker 2: You ain't madly in love with him. I got news
Speaker 2: for it, you know why. That's why I'm careful with
Speaker 2: my side, dude. And we only have sex at work
Speaker 2: because I don't know if my husband has a track
Speaker 2: on my car. Now, my coworker will stake out the
Speaker 2: men's bathroom or he'll get the storage room for us
Speaker 2: and then text me to come meet him on Friday.
Speaker 2: He told me that we be in the men's bathroom.
Speaker 2: It has urinos, so he usually has to hold me
Speaker 2: up against the wall and we have sex like that.
Speaker 2: We tried to lean on the sink this time, but
Speaker 2: it wasn't sturdy enough and it tipped over a little
Speaker 2: bit and I fell on the floor. I laid it
Speaker 2: on my left wrist and I broke my baby finger
Speaker 2: and I braced myself for the fall. I managed to
Speaker 2: leave the bathroom quietly, but it's severe pain. What Yeah,
Speaker 2: you ain't got no damn respect for yourself. You just
Speaker 2: a piece your side, dude, You a side. Peace you're
Speaker 2: the side you like. You like that other stuff at Popeye's.
Speaker 2: That ain't the chicken. Don't nobody go to Popeye's cause
Speaker 2: of the size. They going there for the chicken. Now
Speaker 2: they got nice sides, but that Popeye got chicken on
Speaker 2: it ain't none of the side. Popeye's chicken and biscuits.
Speaker 2: That's what's on the sign. If you ain't the chicken
Speaker 2: or the biscuit, you are not the star of this
Speaker 2: damn show. Waffer House, the star at the waffle houses
Speaker 2: them damn waffles. Don't go in down and get that
Speaker 2: flat ass steak. It ain't on the sign. International House
Speaker 2: of Pancakes. The star of these shows is they pancakes.
Speaker 2: Don't go in there or the spaghetti dinner. That ain't
Speaker 2: on the sign. Now they got it, but that ain't
Speaker 2: on the side. You the side piece. That's why you
Speaker 2: up against the wall on urinals. Your sex life is
Speaker 2: in storage rooms, buckets, supplies. You ain't even in the
Speaker 2: bed nowhere. You ain't even got a room. Down at
Speaker 2: the motor end. Pull up your car to the door
Speaker 2: and dress from your trunk or your car. You ain't
Speaker 2: even in that club. You just in the trash room. Hey,
Speaker 2: I washed out a dumpstone my lunch break. Beat it
Speaker 2: down here pretty much, and you take your stupid ass
Speaker 2: down there. Now you just set your ass up on
Speaker 2: the sink. It then snapped. Now you done broke your finger.
Speaker 2: Now I went home my hand bandaged, and since I'm
Speaker 2: fast skinned, my left eye got a dark purple color
Speaker 2: on it. I lied and told my husband I tripped
Speaker 2: over a box at work. So now you work in
Speaker 2: a factory of some sort. I just figured that out,
Speaker 2: because now you're in the supply room, or you in
Speaker 2: the men's bathroom, so you're in some type of warehouse setting,
Speaker 2: because now you're tripping over boxes, all right. First thing
Speaker 2: he asked was I have a fire to complained. He's
Speaker 2: more concerned about suing my job than he is about
Speaker 2: my injury. You already got the injury. He t make
Speaker 2: some money. The man that's steal madly in love with you?
Speaker 2: You think that who really don't give a damn about you?
Speaker 2: How could we turn this into a check. He't asked
Speaker 2: you nothing about how you did it. I told him
Speaker 2: it was my fault, but he wants to claim anyway.
Speaker 2: He told me he gonna go and talk to my
Speaker 2: HR my job because they supposed to pay for everything.
Speaker 2: He also wants some paperwork from the doctor. I can't
Speaker 2: keep this lou up much longer. He's getting suspicious. What
Speaker 2: should I tell him?
Speaker 5: This is what you do.
Speaker 2: You tell him you fell over at the box. Then
Speaker 2: you tell him you went in at a HR. Then
Speaker 2: you get you some fake paperwork that shows you file
Speaker 2: a complaint at your job. That's easy to do. All
Speaker 2: you got to do is ask the HR for if
Speaker 2: you want to file a complaint. They'll give you the paperwork.
Speaker 2: Tell him you want to remain anonymous. You get the paperwork,
Speaker 2: you fill it out. Now you already said that. I
Speaker 2: called a friend of mine that's a pediatrician and he
Speaker 2: hooked me up without doing any insurance claim. So you
Speaker 2: already got people that already know how to lie. Now,
Speaker 2: the reason he did that for you because he want
Speaker 2: to holler at you anyway. So now you call your
Speaker 2: friend up and tell him you need a little medical
Speaker 2: report for your husband because you're working on something. And
Speaker 2: he gonna look at you with that little winking as
Speaker 2: I and he gonna want something in exchange for that.
Speaker 2: But you ain't got no problem with exchanging it. Because
Speaker 2: you get you get slept with on top of yours
Speaker 2: and the storage for us. So you might as well
Speaker 2: just go on see what doc talking about too? Gone,
Speaker 2: get your little paperwork claiming now you have everything you need.
Speaker 2: You have an HR report, you have a medical prop
Speaker 2: from the doctor and you tell him you feel it out,
Speaker 2: and you're just waiting for the settlement. I can't keep
Speaker 2: this lie up much longer. You have got to keep
Speaker 2: this lie up. You have no damn choice.
Speaker 1: Lie Lie, Lie, Lie lie? What is gone with it?
Speaker 5: Nobody else write me talking about they want your.
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Speaker 13: it's Junior and sports Talk right after this, you're.
Speaker 1: Listening Hard Morning show.
Speaker 14: This time now for sports talk with Junior.
Speaker 1: What's up? Juniors?
Speaker 5: Was going on?
Speaker 1: Yeah, right, what's up? John?
Speaker 17: Akay?
Speaker 8: It was so?
Speaker 14: It was up?
Speaker 1: Shirley was something on the paper birthday you.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's a pimp version. You had the white version,
Speaker 5: you got Steven want the version? You got a pimp version.
Speaker 12: To you?
Speaker 1: Like, that's it. That's all this happy birthday to you.
Speaker 5: That's the pimp version right there.
Speaker 1: No, that's right. What you got, Junior, It's.
Speaker 5: Gonna be quipping week. I'm gonna quick, man, I'm gonna
Speaker 5: rip through him.
Speaker 1: Let's go Ravens, Titans, the Titans.
Speaker 2: All right, here we go, pimpot commanders, and the commanders
Speaker 2: and the Falcons commanders.
Speaker 5: Okay, here be quickly, Hawks quick saying.
Speaker 1: Here we go, pimping.
Speaker 5: I know who you're talking to.
Speaker 11: Six Seahawks, Bengals, Seahawks coach, Jaguars, Coats, Panthers, Dolphins, Dolphins,
Speaker 11: Fikings bands.
Speaker 2: Bands Okay, forty Niners, Brown, I gotta hear your.
Speaker 5: Watch him steal out. Yeah, he's still out. We ain't
Speaker 5: got a chance.
Speaker 17: Oh, Texas, Saints, Texans.
Speaker 2: This is gonna be my worst week. Eut Raiders, pippot Raiders.
Speaker 21: Okay, Lions, Buccaneers, Lions, Detroit all the way, baby, I
Speaker 21: don't ever not pick Detroit, Damn nothing where the playoffs play.
Speaker 21: Cardinals Rams, Cardinal's gonna make a comeback this week.
Speaker 11: Yeah Cardinal, Okay, Okay, Eagles, Jets, Egles, no doubt about it.
Speaker 5: Jayalen Hurts, I find.
Speaker 2: Giants, Bills, Bills, comeback lost last week.
Speaker 5: Ain't gonna lose two in the row.
Speaker 17: Okay, here we go, pipping cowboys. Chargers, damn cowboys.
Speaker 12: Y'all.
Speaker 5: Ain't got no faith in y'all. Justin Herbie gonna eat.
Speaker 2: Y'all is alive, man, I'm a gone go with your
Speaker 2: charges right, dim damn cowboys.
Speaker 5: Let's see what happens, all.
Speaker 14: Right, Junior, Thank you, Thank you, Pimpin coming up at
Speaker 14: the top.
Speaker 13: A female listener wants to know if her husband is
Speaker 13: a big liar or if he's pranking her.
Speaker 1: We'll get into that right after this. You're listening Harvey
Speaker 1: Morning Show.
Speaker 14: All right, This is from Georgiana on Steve HARVEYFM.
Speaker 1: Steve.
Speaker 13: She says, my husband works from home and I have
Speaker 13: a catering business that I operate from the house. We
Speaker 13: love to prank each other, but I think I overheard
Speaker 13: something that wasn't a prank. I was busy cooking the
Speaker 13: other day and my husband was in the den on
Speaker 13: the phone. He was talking really low, so it made
Speaker 13: me wonder who.
Speaker 1: He was talking to.
Speaker 13: I started listening at the kitchen door, and he was
Speaker 13: saying that his catering business is successful and he has
Speaker 13: an amazing girl that cooks for him, and she's on
Speaker 13: her luck, so he's letting her crash at his place
Speaker 13: for a while. I don't know if he lost his
Speaker 13: entire mind or if this is a prank. I checked
Speaker 13: his call log and there was a number that I
Speaker 13: didn't recognize in his phone, so I wrote it down.
Speaker 13: So I'm asking Uncle Steve and the prank expert nephew Tommy.
Speaker 13: Should I call the number back or let my husband
Speaker 13: know that I heard him?
Speaker 1: Which one?
Speaker 17: God, I'm.
Speaker 5: Do I go with the prank or do I save
Speaker 5: the man?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 5: Today?
Speaker 1: Oh decisions, torn.
Speaker 5: I can't.
Speaker 7: I can't let another brother go down. He was pranking you, babey,
Speaker 7: That's what he was doing. He's setting up a prank
Speaker 7: for you. That's all that is. He y'all gonna laugh
Speaker 7: about it in a couple of weeks. He know you
Speaker 7: didn't want through the phone. He know you was listening.
Speaker 7: He know all that this is a prank. That's all
Speaker 7: that is. I don't swear at this.
Speaker 1: I don't see them kicking God this one.
Speaker 3: Uncle Steve.
Speaker 2: I think it was very funny when he said he
Speaker 2: working with this lady, that character Caterne coming.
Speaker 5: She down on her.
Speaker 2: Lucky with crash at the path for a while.
Speaker 5: That's you, you wifey A good prank. Yeah, I got
Speaker 5: a very successful cateren company girl that do all the cooking.
Speaker 5: I fell on some hard time. She hit me. So
Speaker 5: she's staying in my crib right now.
Speaker 2: Don't call her late because I don't like to wake
Speaker 2: her up, because she got to get up here and
Speaker 2: started cooking. So if she answered, and if she answered
Speaker 2: my phone, just hang up because she don't.
Speaker 1: She don't.
Speaker 5: I don't like none of my employees know none of
Speaker 5: my business, So just.
Speaker 1: Pick up the phone.
Speaker 2: The question, Tommy, is should she pick up this phone
Speaker 2: and called the woman that's.
Speaker 1: The or let her husband know heard him.
Speaker 3: I'm doing a A B.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we know what you're doing. We didn't ask you hello, Yes, yeah,
Speaker 5: a B. Now what women do?
Speaker 2: That's really smartest women go get all the answers. Then
Speaker 2: they asked you the question. See a woman gonna call
Speaker 2: this number, talk to this girl best she can. Then
Speaker 2: come to you and go do you know this number?
Speaker 2: So since I'm down on my look and I'm crashing
Speaker 2: at your house, who is who is this?
Speaker 5: Hell?
Speaker 12: Girl? Girl?
Speaker 5: That was girl? Let's stop you know that was a prank,
Speaker 5: girl I got no wait a minute, okay, but who
Speaker 5: is the girl you was getting me with?
Speaker 7: No, that's that's something. That's somebody helping me do the prank. Baby,
Speaker 7: that's all that is.
Speaker 5: Oh really, so what is the prank? Though? Tell me
Speaker 5: what's the prank? Because I likes to get prank?
Speaker 1: Go ahead? Uh uh uh yeah, uh stuttering t TI
Speaker 1: my ass? What who is?
Speaker 5: What is the prank? The prank? Baby? You listening to me,
Speaker 5: and I know you listening, but you don't know. I
Speaker 5: know you listening. And then you know, I went on
Speaker 5: said some things just to make you know, just to
Speaker 5: you know, just to get you. That's all that's. Oh,
Speaker 5: that's good. That's good. That's good. Who is she though?
Speaker 5: Who is she that you wants to prank me with?
Speaker 5: Because I donet called her?
Speaker 12: You know.
Speaker 5: We've already talked.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because I got to numb about your phone, so
Speaker 2: I've already called her your phone, Yes, in your phone, yes,
Speaker 2: your call on last call? Made who he was pranking
Speaker 2: me with?
Speaker 5: What you said to the her? I asked her who
Speaker 5: she was.
Speaker 2: And then she asked me who was I mm hmmm,
Speaker 2: And then I told her I'm the have fun that's
Speaker 2: down on her luck that need a place to craze.
Speaker 1: Yeah, coming up for twenty minutes after the hour. Thank you, guys.
Speaker 5: What is your holding your head? Faulk?
Speaker 1: Is your house haunted?
Speaker 5: I think?
Speaker 1: Is your house haunted? We'll find out right after this.
Speaker 1: You're listening hardy morning show.
Speaker 13: Well, Halloween is less than three weeks away. So here's
Speaker 13: a fun fact, guys. In a recent survey on unexplained phenomena,
Speaker 13: one of the six people believe that one in six
Speaker 13: people believe that their house is haunted. Forty two percent
Speaker 13: reported feeling the presence of something they couldn't see, Thirty
Speaker 13: nine percent have felt the presence of a dead relative ooh,
Speaker 13: thirty seven percent have heard footsteps or voices, and nineteen
Speaker 13: percent have actually seen ghosts.
Speaker 5: So I seen though. These are all whites. These are
Speaker 5: all white statistics.
Speaker 1: Yes, So here's the question.
Speaker 2: Had cast a zero percent of black people are available
Speaker 2: for this survey?
Speaker 1: Exactly?
Speaker 13: Yeah, So is anyone say it goes? Have you ever
Speaker 13: suspected that your house was haunted? And if you did,
Speaker 13: would you still stay there if that were the case?
Speaker 19: No?
Speaker 1: One, no, yeah, And would you knowingly.
Speaker 13: Buy a house as someone has died in because they're
Speaker 13: supposed to disclose.
Speaker 1: That, right, if someone died in the house. Oh, so
Speaker 1: would you buy it.
Speaker 5: If you knew that there's somebody who did it?
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, they died, they laid in there.
Speaker 3: And how they died it depends.
Speaker 12: Yeah, Like you know, if he was.
Speaker 2: In there for weeks and had decomposed and there was
Speaker 2: a blood stained in the hard wood floating.
Speaker 1: Okay, it's a note for you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but if you got shot Friday and was out
Speaker 2: of there Friday night, I'd probably go ahead and move in.
Speaker 12: All right.
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Speaker 14: It is time now for a round.
Speaker 13: I would you rather? Would you rather a hot bowl?
Speaker 13: Hot bowl of oatmeal or a cold bowl of cereal?
Speaker 13: Which one oatmeal or cereal? Joe Pens, honey nut cheerios?
Speaker 12: What?
Speaker 1: Hell?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 1: What sugar sugar Cris? Sugar Cris?
Speaker 2: Back when I was a kid, boy shoes, he can't
Speaker 2: sug sugar crews high kids is honey honey sugar bear?
Speaker 12: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Bell of course? Like right now for me. It's honey
Speaker 5: nut cheerios.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeahmmy yummy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, honey raisin brand is still good. I like
Speaker 2: hot oatmeal, though, but I need something with my old meal.
Speaker 2: Can't just give it to me, plain, don't want it.
Speaker 2: I need that thick heavy cream in it, warm whole
Speaker 2: cream heavy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, give me some berries in it.
Speaker 2: I really want brown sugar on it. But I'm off
Speaker 2: sugar now. But I put them berries in there. And
Speaker 2: there's some little walnuts, slithers, slivers of almond. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: some berries. I put a little honey on it, all right, so.
Speaker 14: You'll take o heal. Okay. Would you rather have a
Speaker 14: wedgie on stage?
Speaker 1: Or would you rather have on shoes that are too
Speaker 1: tight on stage?
Speaker 5: That's a ugly when you got both of them, But which.
Speaker 1: One is your favorite out of the.
Speaker 2: I'd rather had them shoes too tight, shoes too tight? Yeah,
Speaker 2: I probably had his shoes too tight. I've had that
Speaker 2: right there because I can play it off while I'm
Speaker 2: on stage. When I get off, though, nod have mersy.
Speaker 2: But that wedgie though, because you can't do nothing.
Speaker 5: Body.
Speaker 2: You know it's there and you cannot. But there was
Speaker 2: no slick way to get it off. I'm not in
Speaker 2: front of people. You can't stick your hand back in
Speaker 2: your crack. You can sneeze if you can't put your
Speaker 2: hand back there and your crack talking about skewes.
Speaker 5: We got it, we first time. No, Hey, what is
Speaker 5: you doing?
Speaker 12: Hey? Give me a.
Speaker 10: No?
Speaker 1: Thank you? Don't shake?
Speaker 5: All right?
Speaker 14: Would you rather look great naked? Or would you rather
Speaker 14: look great in.
Speaker 5: A suit naked? I look good in a suit. I
Speaker 5: need to look good neckd I don't trust my naked
Speaker 5: right now, I believe me. I don't trust your naked.
Speaker 2: Man like when you be I'm gonna give you a compliment, Tom,
Speaker 2: because when you be dressed on ready for low, you
Speaker 2: be clean.
Speaker 5: Thank you? This boy right here?
Speaker 12: Man? What you say?
Speaker 1: Who's here too?
Speaker 2: Time?
Speaker 8: All right?
Speaker 1: That's today's rounded. Would you rather you're listening morning show?
Speaker 8: All right?
Speaker 13: Guys, it is Friday the thirteenth. Gotta ask you this,
Speaker 13: is anyone afraid of the number thirte teen? Would you
Speaker 13: stay on a floor the number the thirteenth floor if
Speaker 13: there was such a thing in your building.
Speaker 5: Surely there's no such thing as the thirteenth floor in
Speaker 5: the United States?
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, So that's out from.
Speaker 5: Twelve to fourteen in Vegas in thirteen fourteen.
Speaker 14: It's psychological baker, or do you have any superstars?
Speaker 2: Monica building have a thirteenth floor because they don't give
Speaker 2: a damn about it. And if you've got to win
Speaker 2: a cheap ass place that they have a thirteen because
Speaker 2: they're not skipping numbers in the little in the projects,
Speaker 2: they just the thirteenth floor, don't.
Speaker 5: We don't skip number.
Speaker 2: Monica stayed somewhere where they got a thirteenth floor, but
Speaker 2: mostly like in hotels and Vegas and stuff like that.
Speaker 3: Down thirteenth row on the seat, see that, then they
Speaker 3: go right to fourteen. But I was born on the
Speaker 3: thirteenth day.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like, it's nothing wrong with it. I don't have anything.
Speaker 2: I play black thirteen in Vegas?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Is that a winning number? So you got teen
Speaker 1: and thirteen as a split, so you aren't superstited?
Speaker 5: No, what like I split polls.
Speaker 2: I don't give a damn who cares? And I ain't
Speaker 2: got no time for that black cat cross my path.
Speaker 2: You better be running a top speed because I'm not
Speaker 2: breaking So whatever?
Speaker 14: What about if you break a mirror, what does the
Speaker 14: other one go under?
Speaker 1: A ladder or something.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I do all that, I do all of that,
Speaker 5: all that.
Speaker 3: Ye break a mirror? Was it seven years bad?
Speaker 12: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Seven years of bad luck?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Remember that song?
Speaker 5: You ever had people that would be behind them that
Speaker 5: I break for animals?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, the little bumper sticker.
Speaker 5: Yeah, what you out here in the street for? You
Speaker 5: got claws? Get in them trees where you belong.
Speaker 3: They don't know how to yes yet, I don't know
Speaker 3: how to do yet.
Speaker 1: They're just trying to right there. They don't read, Well,
Speaker 1: what what is it?
Speaker 5: Why does the still pass by his sign? The sign
Speaker 5: right there?
Speaker 3: What really for us to be aware that a deer
Speaker 3: could cry?
Speaker 2: But they got to know us for them they come
Speaker 2: through there, they don't because they see the sign and
Speaker 2: then that's where they go.
Speaker 5: Then they need to sign with some cars on it,
Speaker 5: with some.
Speaker 2: Since we since we educate each other, none of the
Speaker 2: most you need to learn too, damn it. Crossing the
Speaker 2: street and get to the other side. And you ain't
Speaker 2: got no bushy asstail no more. I bet you crossed
Speaker 2: the street. Differ the law, yeah, if you make it, well,
Speaker 2: you know, sureley, everybody got to learn.
Speaker 5: Everybody got to.
Speaker 1: Learn and it's up to you.
Speaker 5: And I said, yes, I'm not doing this. You have
Speaker 5: another one, anything else.
Speaker 1: You want, Well, I do want to know. You know,
Speaker 1: I've thought about this earlier.
Speaker 5: Steve.
Speaker 13: You had a lot of jobs in your life, a
Speaker 13: whole lot of them you've told us about, but you've
Speaker 13: never said that you worked in the food service industry.
Speaker 1: And I just always wanted to know, did you ever
Speaker 1: work in a restaurant this food where you have a waiter?
Speaker 5: I worked at.
Speaker 2: I worked at Burger King once that got robbed, that
Speaker 2: was it, and then I worked at Dennis for like
Speaker 2: thirty minutes.
Speaker 1: Thirty minutes.
Speaker 5: I didn't know.
Speaker 2: You know, how you be training and I was following
Speaker 2: this white lady and when the light come on, you're
Speaker 2: supposed to go pick your food up.
Speaker 5: And I kept telling this that.
Speaker 2: I said, the light is on. She said, don't worry
Speaker 2: about that. Follow me, and I followed her, and after
Speaker 2: again I said, hey, that our light is on over here,
Speaker 2: so she ain't do it. So finally, man, you know,
Speaker 2: she said, we'll go over there and deliver it. This
Speaker 2: would be your first one.
Speaker 5: I went up.
Speaker 2: I bought the food over there, big fat white dudes
Speaker 2: at the table he said, this food is cold. I said,
Speaker 2: I know that, man. I told I told that girl
Speaker 2: I'm working with. He said, I'm gonna train that. I
Speaker 2: told that girl three times the food light was on.
Speaker 2: She told me, don't worry about it. So this is
Speaker 2: I bought it back over here. Well I don't want it.
Speaker 2: It's okay, I'm gonna I'm gonna go get the lady.
Speaker 5: You take it back. I said, hey, man, hold up,
Speaker 5: hold on, hold And then to me, he said, what's
Speaker 5: wrong with you? Are you an idiot? You gotta bring
Speaker 5: me some cold fool like that's wrong with you?
Speaker 2: And I'm sitting gona head. Yo, my man, I'm training
Speaker 2: my first day. I ain't supposed to even be doing this.
Speaker 2: I'm just trying to help the white girl out. She
Speaker 2: over here, and I got to wait on her because
Speaker 2: I ain't supposed to go back. What is I gonna do?
Speaker 5: I can't go back.
Speaker 2: She's got something else. I said, hey, man, you're talking
Speaker 2: to me a little bit rough. That in what I'm
Speaker 2: doing right here.
Speaker 8: Now.
Speaker 5: Tell me, they said you you son of them?
Speaker 7: You talked blank.
Speaker 2: I told you that a blank rather and he just
Speaker 2: kept cussing them. I'm eighteen I was. I was real
Speaker 2: militant back then, so I just tak the little spaghetti
Speaker 2: and just flipped it over on him.
Speaker 1: And what temperature is?
Speaker 5: What temperature is that spaghetti?
Speaker 1: And that was your first.
Speaker 2: I walked I walked on up to the counter because
Speaker 2: I knew what was coming. I took my robe off
Speaker 2: and folded up and handed to the manager. I said, men,
Speaker 2: get on out of here, because this do it over here.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna tell you what just happened. Front way. I'm
Speaker 2: folded to now. I didn't throw it, only nothing. I
Speaker 2: was respectful. Your fooding up real nice. He said, skeee,
Speaker 2: what are you doing? I said, I'm giving you my
Speaker 2: apron because when this man come over here, I'll tell
Speaker 2: you what just happened. One probably had to give it
Speaker 2: to you anyway, So get on out of here.
Speaker 19: Man.
Speaker 2: I don't really think I need to be in the
Speaker 2: service business. I'm not gonna do good with people talking
Speaker 2: to me crazy. And that was thirty minutes at Denny's.
Speaker 2: Never bought another person another plate of food, and been
Speaker 2: offered a lot of jobs.
Speaker 5: At restaurants, but nope, it's not for me. We'll have
Speaker 5: a great weekend.
Speaker 2: Enjoy yourself and go to a restaurant and appreciate good
Speaker 2: service people because great service people deserve a greater tip.
Speaker 2: Make sure your tip is substantial because these people needed
Speaker 2: to earn a living down some great service out there,
Speaker 2: because you could have had me as your serf and
Speaker 2: I turned your food over on your ass if you
Speaker 2: say something crazy to me. This has been the Steven
Speaker 2: Show this week, God willing, We'll see y'all Monday morning.
Speaker 2: Y'all have a great weekend.
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