Speaker 1: So this is embarrassing.
Speaker 2: Had to show my husband that we had a podcast
Speaker 2: yesterday and how to download it. So, Michael, Honey, if
Speaker 2: you're listening, welcome to the podcast time. Oh and don't
Speaker 2: forget to follow the podcast too, all right, the show
Speaker 2: starts now, not.
Speaker 3: Too long ago on this very show.
Speaker 4: Yeah, a ginger haired, nine toed orphan virgin man boy
Speaker 4: made history. He did, or at least he attempted to
Speaker 4: by eating nothing but taco bell for an entire month.
Speaker 1: He's in my personal history book for it.
Speaker 3: It was none other than our technical director.
Speaker 5: Asht Yeah. I was so proud of you. Still.
Speaker 4: We posted all of the videos online and pictures of
Speaker 4: his incredible journey and did he go viral?
Speaker 3: No, not even close.
Speaker 1: I just don't get it.
Speaker 4: But he did get something more important than fame and
Speaker 4: fortune from it. He earned our respect that he did,
Speaker 4: and that's what why he came to our producer recently
Speaker 4: and said, you know what, I want to throw my
Speaker 4: hat in the ring again, all right and launched towards fame.
Speaker 4: And that's when we decided to start a brand new
Speaker 4: campaign to make Ashton great again. Mega if you will,
Speaker 4: the only time anybody has ever used.
Speaker 1: That acronym and a headache.
Speaker 4: If you're wondering how how will Ashton become great again?
Speaker 4: While he has agreed to do this on the week
Speaker 4: leading up to Halloween, there will be a bowl filled
Speaker 4: with mystery pieces of paper on. Some of them will
Speaker 4: be tricks on, others will be trees. It's no matter
Speaker 4: what Ashton sees on those notes, he will do it
Speaker 4: for five straight days and finally become Maga's use. Sorry,
Speaker 4: I'm just trying to use it around. Are you saying
Speaker 4: you're not pro Maga? I heard.
Speaker 1: Started that very anti.
Speaker 4: Well, make sure you're following us at Brooke and Jeffrey
Speaker 4: to watch Ashton possibly go viral this time, but probably not.
Speaker 1: I do for him. Our producer is sick and twisted.
Speaker 3: Yes, you got to go big if you want to
Speaker 3: go maggot.
Speaker 4: So now let's get into our shock collar question of
Speaker 4: the day.
Speaker 6: Ashton's going to be.
Speaker 4: Amazing, but now we're gonna send it over to somebody
Speaker 4: who's always amazing, our digital Jake.
Speaker 7: Before we start this trivia, I prepared a statement that
Speaker 7: I definitely composed myself, and nobody pre wrote for me.
Speaker 8: Jake.
Speaker 7: Today is National Boss's Day and everybody loves their boss,
Speaker 7: but especially me Digital Jake. I can't believe we only
Speaker 7: get one day year to celebrate the great, fearlesslyaders that
Speaker 7: run this wonderful company. We are all so lucky to
Speaker 7: have such fantastic bosses, and I personally would not be
Speaker 7: the man I am today without the guidance and mentoring
Speaker 7: I received from them each and every day. The end
Speaker 7: of note period, that was.
Speaker 4: So well spoken. Good job.
Speaker 7: I definitely did this under my own free will. Let's
Speaker 7: get into a one and done. Bosses are great and
Speaker 7: we should respect them because work is so fun.
Speaker 4: Shot collar question of the day, pray.
Speaker 6: Texting it.
Speaker 7: We'll start with Brooke Brook. Michael Scott is known as
Speaker 7: the regional manager of dunder Mifflin Paper Company and ABC's
Speaker 7: the Office. But before he found his calling in stationary,
Speaker 7: Michael worked as what was it? A A rewind care
Speaker 7: associate at Blockbuster, be a hot tub lifeguard at a
Speaker 7: senior living FACI, or see a greeter at men's warehouse.
Speaker 5: Those are all.
Speaker 1: Such good options. Do you guys remember was there an
Speaker 1: episode about this? I'm sure I got it's a whole
Speaker 1: episode about Well.
Speaker 4: No, it's one of his little talking head pieces. He
Speaker 4: describes what he did at that job.
Speaker 1: Why do I feel like it's the men's warehouse?
Speaker 2: Like I feel like I remember something about the men's warehouse,
Speaker 2: But it could just be a more present thing where
Speaker 2: he went to a men's warehouse.
Speaker 6: Because he wears different.
Speaker 1: Black Buster wine.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna eliminate because it sounds like something Jake would say.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go Men's warehouse. I'm gonna go with my gut.
Speaker 7: Brook went with Greeter at Men's warehouse.
Speaker 1: That is y.
Speaker 7: He worked a men's warehouse and then later on he
Speaker 7: buys a woman's suit for himself. Brooks one for one.
Speaker 7: We're going over to Jeffrey. Jeff you might not know this,
Speaker 7: but our own Brook Fox was a boss at one
Speaker 7: point in her life.
Speaker 4: Oh that's not surprisingly.
Speaker 7: She was heavy handed and rolled over her underlings with
Speaker 7: threats of fear and reduced wages.
Speaker 3: Okay, that sounds right.
Speaker 7: What was she the boss of? Was it a the
Speaker 7: Spirit Lake, Idaho Babysitting Club, b the Video Production checkout
Speaker 7: at the University of Montana, or c substitute boss for
Speaker 7: a day at Burger Haven when her real boss, Trudy
Speaker 7: Fingerloo was hungover and couldn't make it into word.
Speaker 2: Sorry that correg Heaven lies on Burger Hell.
Speaker 4: See the fact that she had to like make that
Speaker 4: clear makes me feel like it wasn't true with the
Speaker 4: Burger Heaven place.
Speaker 1: Because it was annoying. He said it wrong.
Speaker 3: I'm cutting it out.
Speaker 4: Also, babysitter Brooke notoriously not a fan of babies.
Speaker 5: All the time.
Speaker 4: Not a fan of babies, not now, not ever. So
Speaker 4: I'm gonna go with video production boss at Montana University.
Speaker 1: I did not go to It's okay.
Speaker 7: So Jeffery went with video production checked out at the
Speaker 7: University of Montana. That is, as we all know, No
Speaker 7: one two for two though, It's Jose's turn.
Speaker 4: Jose.
Speaker 7: Shortly after being voted out of the company, he started
Speaker 7: Apple Computers. Steve Jobs immediately tried his hand at what job?
Speaker 7: Was it a a civilian astronaut? What b an it
Speaker 7: helper at his daughter's middle school? Or see a nightclub owner.
Speaker 4: I could totally see him like raving in one of
Speaker 4: his turtleneck sweaters at the nightclub, get really hot in there.
Speaker 9: I don't know too much about him. All I know
Speaker 9: is generically I heard you was a real ale.
Speaker 1: Yeah, not really great relationship with his daughter.
Speaker 6: So civilian astronaut. All billionaires want to.
Speaker 1: Be that, right, isn't that now?
Speaker 6: Though maybe not back then?
Speaker 4: Well, he was the og probably that wanted to do
Speaker 4: it first, and then everybody stole his idea.
Speaker 9: Never see him be a nightclub owner. Here's my logic
Speaker 9: about the middle school.
Speaker 6: You got voted out of the.
Speaker 9: Company, but I'm assuming he got paid. Wouldn't you want
Speaker 9: to just be around your family more?
Speaker 3: No, I think if you like your family.
Speaker 6: Thanks to Brook, I'm going nightclub owner.
Speaker 7: Bro Jose said nightclub owner. That is, he immediately applied
Speaker 7: to NASA to be a civilian astronaut even quicker. They
Speaker 7: rejected him, right and Basels made it in Alexis, it's
Speaker 7: your turning you receive per the bosses? Absolutely no, Alexis
Speaker 7: which of these famous recording artists is commonly known by
Speaker 7: their nickname the Boss? Is it A Diana Ross aka
Speaker 7: Boss Ross?
Speaker 8: Is it B.
Speaker 7: John Denver or is it C. Bruce Springsteen.
Speaker 5: I have no idea. You don't know whose second person is.
Speaker 6: I know who it is.
Speaker 1: You don't know who John.
Speaker 5: Denver is a singer. Take Me Home.
Speaker 1: County Road, that's on your car.
Speaker 5: Okay, well, Boss doesn't really like a country nickname. Didn't
Speaker 5: even say that an accident, like, No, I'm not about
Speaker 5: I guess I don't think he was the first one.
Speaker 5: So we're going Bruce Springsteen.
Speaker 7: I don't know his name. O, Alexi said Bruce Springsteen.
Speaker 7: That is.
Speaker 1: All right.
Speaker 4: Everybody got theirs ride except for Jose, So Jose will
Speaker 4: be taking the shock. And somebody wanted to hear everybody
Speaker 4: Backstreet's back by the Backstreet Boys.
Speaker 9: All right, everybody, Yeah, that's your collar.
Speaker 8: Question of the day, freaking Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 4: Alexis pop quiz? Are people who are born in Puerto
Speaker 4: Rico considered US citizens?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 5: No, I don't know, is it? Oh? I know the
Speaker 5: Fifty States song, and Puerto Rico is not in it.
Speaker 4: It's not a state. So no, Remember you have to
Speaker 4: answer in the form of a question.
Speaker 5: Okay, perfect, Then then I'm switching it based on people.
Speaker 1: Yes, they are US citizens in the form.
Speaker 6: Of a question.
Speaker 4: Yes, yes, Puerto Ricans are USA.
Speaker 1: Yes.
Speaker 3: Stop stop it's Brooke and Jeffary in the morning.
Speaker 4: But and you got it. Yeah, I mean. In a
Speaker 4: recent poll, though, they found less than half of Americans
Speaker 4: know that Puerto Rico is part of the U.
Speaker 8: S A.
Speaker 1: There's other territories too, not to.
Speaker 4: Confuse Alexis anymore than she already is. That's why Puerto
Speaker 4: Rico just announced they're changing their official driver's licenses to
Speaker 4: add us A right on the front, because they're encountering
Speaker 4: so many issues while traveling on the mainland. Whenever they do,
Speaker 4: airline employees and rental car places and even bars have
Speaker 4: been rejecting Puerto Rican driver's licenses and asking them to
Speaker 4: show valid idso the.
Speaker 2: People that are paid to check the IDs don't know this.
Speaker 4: They are one hundred percent as valid as any state
Speaker 4: ID that's out there, by the way, But still some
Speaker 4: people don't think adding USA to the license is going
Speaker 4: to make any difference. Previous versions featured an image of
Speaker 4: the American flag on the front, and that still wasn't
Speaker 4: enough to remind Americans that they're part of the US.
Speaker 2: Well, maybe they're just gonna have to wear red, rotten
Speaker 2: blue shirts all all the time.
Speaker 1: Cowboy hat.
Speaker 4: It's so America geography. We don't know, we don't, but
Speaker 4: we do stories with big lasers for super fun time.
Speaker 1: Yay, come next, does it have valid idea.
Speaker 6: You know, no, bring passport is Laser Stories.
Speaker 4: We'll do it next.
Speaker 5: Good job.
Speaker 4: It's the radio segment that was making a killing in
Speaker 4: the real estate business, selling open concept floor plans until
Speaker 4: people realized he didn't include a roof. Oh but embrace
Speaker 4: nature people, that's.
Speaker 1: What he says, bring me outdoors in.
Speaker 4: It gets yours with Laser Stories, their segment where we
Speaker 4: read weird news stories around the globe, just like everyone
Speaker 4: else does, except we've got a laser. Those other can
Speaker 4: kickers just don't. This first laser story is out of
Speaker 4: wedding worlds. A couple from Germany dreamed of having their
Speaker 4: ultimate ceremony, but their dream was different than most. They
Speaker 4: had their hearts set on having a United States themed
Speaker 4: wedding in the good old USA.
Speaker 6: Wow, that would actually be kind of fun.
Speaker 2: It's always scary to see what other people in other
Speaker 2: countries think of ESA themes.
Speaker 6: I'm assuming it's like a white trash wedding.
Speaker 4: It was their, so Mike and Kathy Holler booked their
Speaker 4: flights from their hometown of.
Speaker 3: Munich, Germany.
Speaker 4: Invited twenty three friends and family along, and they all
Speaker 4: traveled to the most US spot that they could find. Croswell, Michigan.
Speaker 1: Now, yeah, yeah, right, Atlanta.
Speaker 4: Why that spot, Well, there's a little white church there,
Speaker 4: like they've seen on countless American Hallmark films. And after
Speaker 4: they said I do, they then jumped into their American
Speaker 4: Ford Mustang convertible and drove straight to McDonald Elvis Wiggs too.
Speaker 4: They celebrated their love by sharing the cheeseburger fries, McNuggets,
Speaker 4: and Coca Colas, and were even joined by the fast
Speaker 4: food chains mascot Grimace.
Speaker 1: See they got it all wrong.
Speaker 2: If they wanted a good United States wedding, they just
Speaker 2: have to pay sixty thousand dollars for it.
Speaker 3: Well, the couple and all their guests were gifted a
Speaker 3: bunch of.
Speaker 4: Mickey d swang Oh my gosh and ask for the newlyweds.
Speaker 4: Kathy said, I think when someone asked me about my
Speaker 4: favorite part of the wedding, one of the first things
Speaker 4: that'll come up is McDonald's. The experience we had there
Speaker 4: was so unique and special. The next time I see
Speaker 4: the Golden Arches, I will think of the best day
Speaker 4: of the pipeline.
Speaker 1: Don't laugh at her, like it's just such a funny thing.
Speaker 4: The couple plans to continue their honeymoon on the road
Speaker 4: in the US, including a stop at a Washington, d C.
Speaker 3: Walmart.
Speaker 4: No word on if they'll hit up the Lincoln Memorial,
Speaker 4: but they say they would like to find a cracker
Speaker 4: barrel and a hobby lobby if they have time.
Speaker 6: To get robbed and our trip is complete, good luck.
Speaker 4: Let's go to your next Lazer story. Out of you
Speaker 4: guessed it, Let's go the United States. Bob Benyo is
Speaker 4: a wealthy dude, and not too long ago, he gave
Speaker 4: his wife a special anniversary gift, a Twilight Purple twenty
Speaker 4: sixteen Rolls Royce Rolls roy that's crazy. Yeah, it's worth
Speaker 4: around two hundred thousand dollars and there were only six
Speaker 4: of them in the whole country. And that's why when
Speaker 4: two people followed his wife home and stole the car
Speaker 4: from her, oh, he knew he had to get it back.
Speaker 2: This is what would happen if Grimmis won the lottery,
Speaker 2: he'd buy this car.
Speaker 10: You know.
Speaker 4: He worked with law enforcement, so he calmed through surveillance footage,
Speaker 4: but was getting absolutely nowhere. And that's why he knew
Speaker 4: he had to take matters into his own hands. And
Speaker 4: luckily he owned the perfect business for it, a sky
Speaker 4: banner company.
Speaker 8: Oh dude.
Speaker 2: Cool.
Speaker 3: So he flew a banner behind a plane that.
Speaker 4: Read stolen Purple Rolls Royce five thousand dollars reward with
Speaker 4: the phone number attached, and sure enough, wouldn't you know it,
Speaker 4: the tips started flooding then love it. Bob received three
Speaker 4: hundred and ten calls and messages in total. He said
Speaker 4: about one hundred were legitimate tips, with people telling him
Speaker 4: that they'd seen the car somewhere, and that's when he
Speaker 4: got the breakthrough call. A woman named Faye informed him
Speaker 4: it was being offered for rent on a car rental app.
Speaker 1: Oh that's really out there for the car.
Speaker 6: You're gonna use this?
Speaker 11: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I did use it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, well I can say a car.
Speaker 4: After that, cops were able to track down the car
Speaker 4: outside an Airbnb and take it back.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 4: Police are still looking for the criminals that stole it, though,
Speaker 4: but Bob was good on his word and did pay
Speaker 4: Fae the five thousand dollars reward.
Speaker 6: That's awesome.
Speaker 2: Anyone else like shocked that you can make that much
Speaker 2: money where you're buying Rolls Royce with an air playing
Speaker 2: banter company.
Speaker 5: That's wild to me.
Speaker 4: This next Slazer story is out of Florida again. A
Speaker 4: math teacher got in trouble after screening a Winnie the
Speaker 4: Pooh flick for fourth graders.
Speaker 3: And no, not.
Speaker 4: Because Pooh walks around with no pants song. Okay, it's
Speaker 4: because he made them watch Winnie the Pooh Blood and Hunt.
Speaker 3: The live action horror film that came out recently.
Speaker 1: Did he not know, Oh my god, maybe you just
Speaker 1: keep it on.
Speaker 2: You're like, oh, I'm sure it's gonna get to the
Speaker 2: cube part soon.
Speaker 4: It's an unrated movie, but clearly not suitable for nine
Speaker 4: year old because Pooh and Piglet are bloodthirsty murderers in it. Sore.
Speaker 4: Why did it happen? In his defense, he says, he
Speaker 4: asked the kids what they wanted to watch, and they
Speaker 4: picked it.
Speaker 1: He's a teacher, he should know better.
Speaker 4: But when some of them asked him to turn it off,
Speaker 4: he didn't do it. They were watching it for almost
Speaker 4: thirty minutes.
Speaker 1: Today, you ask for this, kids.
Speaker 4: It happened at a school called the Academy for Innovative Education.
Speaker 2: That stood up to its names and as a charter school,
Speaker 2: they decide on who they can hire and fire and
Speaker 2: it sounds like this teacher is keeping his job.
Speaker 4: Oh wow, Okay, but some of the parents are angry
Speaker 4: and say their kids came home traumatized.
Speaker 8: Yeah that.
Speaker 4: Do you want to hear the story of the Christopher
Speaker 4: Robin and how we went missing? Let's go to your
Speaker 4: next lazer story Out of autumn, HQ. This is a
Speaker 4: creepy time of year. Evenings getting a little cooler and darker,
Speaker 4: and Halloween decorations are up all over the place. So
Speaker 4: is this a good time to ask if your house
Speaker 4: is haunted?
Speaker 1: That guy likes it.
Speaker 4: There's a brand new survey that found forty two percent
Speaker 4: of people say they have felt a paranormal presence inside
Speaker 4: their home, or at least something or someone they couldn't see.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, did our studio door just open on
Speaker 2: its own?
Speaker 6: Out here?
Speaker 4: Seven percent have heard unexplained sounds like footsteps or voices,
Speaker 4: and eighteen percent claim they've actually seen apparitions or ghostly figures.
Speaker 2: Sad one, it sounds like moany myrtle from Harry Potter.
Speaker 1: I grew up in a haunted house of Brooks.
Speaker 3: It's lunch, that's what that.
Speaker 12: Oh.
Speaker 4: So, despite all of that, only sixteen percent of people
Speaker 4: actually think their home is really haunted, although that might
Speaker 4: not be a huge deal. Twenty four percent of people
Speaker 4: say they would buy a house that's haunted if the
Speaker 4: price was right.
Speaker 2: Oh, for sure, I could live with a couple of ghosts. Yes,
Speaker 2: have you seen housing prices, Give me a cheap one.
Speaker 1: Have you seen horror movies?
Speaker 9: Yeah, it works like you can just die and live
Speaker 9: in the house for ever.
Speaker 4: Besides, they usually haunt the children.
Speaker 1: Yeah, thank you.
Speaker 4: I know one guy who says his place is haunted
Speaker 4: from three ghostly souls of the past. And if you're
Speaker 4: wondering that shoe soles that he's talking about an old Nike,
Speaker 4: Adidas and leebox. The stories is over for the day.
Speaker 3: We'll do it again at the same time on Wednesday.
Speaker 8: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4: It's crazy. It doesn't matter how long I've been doing radio,
Speaker 4: for every single time I hear my own voice coming
Speaker 4: through the speakers, I cringe. I don't know why, but
Speaker 4: everybody is kind of like that. There's just something about
Speaker 4: hearing yourself talk that's unnerving.
Speaker 1: Outside of your head.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's when you're listening.
Speaker 4: In fact, I need to take my headphones off right
Speaker 4: I don't want to hear myself, okay, And it's like
Speaker 4: even if you're not saying anything embarrassing at all. And again,
Speaker 4: we've been doing this for years and we're not used
Speaker 4: to it. So just imagine what it must be like
Speaker 4: to hear your voice for the first time on the
Speaker 4: radio saying something super awkward in a voicemail for a
Speaker 4: person that gave you.
Speaker 3: A fake phone.
Speaker 1: That makes me feel.
Speaker 4: We know how it feels, and we are with you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I'm still going to laugh at what you said. Okay,
Speaker 3: because we're going to.
Speaker 4: Play a brand new batch of messages from the Loser Line.
Speaker 3: It's coming up.
Speaker 8: Wait a minute, is this the right number? It's the
Speaker 8: Loser Line.
Speaker 4: Goodby, just call me back if you haven't heard the
Speaker 4: Loser Line before. It works like this. Let's say someone
Speaker 4: approaches you while you're out at the club and uses
Speaker 4: this charming pickup line on you.
Speaker 13: Excuse me, young lady, but are you a freshly forged
Speaker 13: medieval broad sword by chance? Because you're hot and kind
Speaker 13: of heavy and I want to hammer you in your shape.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the heavy part, Okay.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's whatever you do. Don't time to explain his
Speaker 4: lame king Arthur joke instead, tell me should call you
Speaker 4: sometime and hopefully he leaves an awkward voicemail that we
Speaker 4: can play on the air.
Speaker 14: Voicemails like this one.
Speaker 11: Hey, Leslie, it's a listen.
Speaker 10: I mentioned it to you a few times, But now
Speaker 10: I gotta take this test for the CPR closs that
Speaker 10: I'm doing, and I was thinking about it rather than
Speaker 10: use you know, somebody that you know, I know that
Speaker 10: might be skinnier or something, since you're a pretty sturdy gal,
Speaker 10: this is what I'm thinking.
Speaker 11: How about we go for coffee. After coffee, will go
Speaker 11: stop at the market.
Speaker 10: I'll grab some hot dogs so you can kind of
Speaker 10: choke on them, you know, realistically. Now I'll get behind
Speaker 10: you and I'll give you the Hemelick maneuver and hopefully
Speaker 10: it'll come right out. So if that's, you know, kind
Speaker 10: of a date that you're thinking about, I would really
Speaker 10: appreciate it you gave me a call because I really think,
Speaker 10: you know, I could save lives with this and we
Speaker 10: can also have fun. Give me a call and let
Speaker 10: me know I'm pretty much open whenever you want and
Speaker 10: let her in station lives.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I just see him on that day
Speaker 2: Why are you chewing so much?
Speaker 4: You're not a lot of guys are that proactive though,
Speaker 4: where they're going to plan a date, buy your dinner,
Speaker 4: make your choke on purpose, and then immediately swoop in
Speaker 4: to save your life.
Speaker 1: You know, though, it's interesting.
Speaker 2: You know, my mom was an EMT for fourteen years.
Speaker 2: She never got to do the hemwick and she always
Speaker 2: wanted to.
Speaker 1: She always said, girls, if you're choking, just let me know.
Speaker 1: I'm really excited.
Speaker 8: To try it.
Speaker 4: I never thought of the hemwik as four pound, but
Speaker 4: finally I do.
Speaker 12: Next method, Hi, Jonas, I had a really good time
Speaker 12: at the bar with you the other day.
Speaker 11: Thank you for the tree. I know you said that
Speaker 11: you're a dermatologist. That's super cool.
Speaker 12: And I think that I could just use like your
Speaker 12: magic skin and care cut like for example, I sort
Speaker 12: of had a little bit of an oopsy moment yesterday
Speaker 12: I used some spray paint and now excu white tree bark.
Speaker 12: I don't know, I feel like you'd know what to do,
Speaker 12: So give me a call and thank you in a dance.
Speaker 8: Next method, Wait.
Speaker 1: Is that the same self tender you use?
Speaker 2: Alexis spray paint Industrial level spray paint no, no.
Speaker 1: No, but dting a dermatologist.
Speaker 5: I've never thought about that.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, connection, Oh my god. I think she could
Speaker 1: just go talk to home Depot about getting.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 4: But by the way, if you're looking for skincare advice,
Speaker 4: oh why don't you head on over to Brook and
Speaker 4: Jeffrey on TikTok.
Speaker 8: Do we do that?
Speaker 4: Alexis has a full tutorial that includes pictures of her
Speaker 4: disastrous twenty twenty two aka the Year of the Bad
Speaker 4: keem Peel. But good news is if she's past that now,
Speaker 4: So go there and hear her inspiring story of survival
Speaker 4: and being away from the bars for almost two whole weeks.
Speaker 3: Correctly, we are proud of that girl.
Speaker 4: You'll find all of that along with our favorite loser
Speaker 4: lines of the week on there. That's Brooke and Jeffrey
Speaker 4: on TikTok. Now, let's get back to our clips next.
Speaker 15: Hey, Chidney, what's up? The guy from Tinder? Must have
Speaker 15: been a glitch. We didn't match, but I hit you
Speaker 15: up on LinkedIn, Instagram, thread, Twitter, snapchat, in discord. I
Speaker 15: was happy you finally gave me your number. I don't know,
Speaker 15: I don't know what to deal with that. App is
Speaker 15: I should have matched up a long time ago. Uh, listen,
Speaker 15: like we should we should meet up soon. I think
Speaker 15: that would be I think that'd be cool. Seven times
Speaker 15: a charm right, finally happening. So clearly I'm a good
Speaker 15: looking guy, you're a good looking girl.
Speaker 11: So they's seem.
Speaker 14: Meant to be.
Speaker 15: I think it's uh, I think we're going to be
Speaker 15: magic together.
Speaker 11: Hit me up.
Speaker 6: So cringe.
Speaker 2: Oh God, he'd better be good looking because that personality
Speaker 2: is not anything for him.
Speaker 3: That was a shining person.
Speaker 5: Guess not.
Speaker 1: He's on threads. I didn't know people were still doing that.
Speaker 4: This is the reason that they keep coming out with
Speaker 4: all these new social media apps, so that people can
Speaker 4: get away and start a new social circle without being
Speaker 4: follow Think about it.
Speaker 9: If your creep has already been blocked on four, let's
Speaker 9: add three more.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you can't block you from every single app out there.
Speaker 1: One of the she's trying to work next.
Speaker 11: Hey, Kevin, it's listen.
Speaker 16: I had a great time the other night, and we
Speaker 16: can stage a car accident where you would hit me.
Speaker 16: Not really, of course, I have a friend who can.
Speaker 10: Look like an accident, my ex brother in law.
Speaker 7: We can take some pictures together.
Speaker 16: I can make my room, one of my rooms in
Speaker 16: my house look like a hospital bed and put those
Speaker 16: up on social media and it can really make you
Speaker 16: look like a good guy. You get all the love
Speaker 16: and then you give me money, and it's kind of
Speaker 16: like an even trade. You could do that, right, You've
Speaker 16: got the money, and I'm glad that you likes be
Speaker 16: enough to give me your phone number, so talk to
Speaker 16: you soon.
Speaker 4: I don't understand the plan, whatever it is, it sounds
Speaker 4: hot to me. Oh, run me over with your car
Speaker 4: and you collect the insurance mark.
Speaker 2: Okay, it's good that you leave that information on when
Speaker 2: you're doing a legal activity on a voicemail.
Speaker 1: It's always well, it's always pretty legit.
Speaker 6: Technically insurance saved for the second day.
Speaker 4: Yes, But however, you can listen to Loser Line regularly
Speaker 4: at this time every week, and make sure you subscribe
Speaker 4: to the Brook and Jeffery YouTube channel where you can
Speaker 4: listen to every Loser Line second day and phone tap
Speaker 4: we do.
Speaker 3: It's right there. We got a brand new phone tap
Speaker 3: coming up.
Speaker 8: Next, Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 4: A new poll found that thirty percent of adults in
Speaker 4: this country are at least somewhat superstitious.
Speaker 6: Oh, I can see that.
Speaker 4: And there's not a bigger day for those fears to
Speaker 4: come out than on Friday the thirteen.
Speaker 3: We just so happened to get an email from a
Speaker 3: guy who said his.
Speaker 4: Coworker takes that day very very seriously. Oh guy, In fact,
Speaker 4: he won't even leave his house on the day, and
Speaker 4: so he's arranged to get off work because of it.
Speaker 4: But that's about to change, and I predict he's going
Speaker 4: to be very shocked with the project that Brook is
Speaker 4: requiring him.
Speaker 3: To come into work to do.
Speaker 4: And that just so happens to fall on Friday the thirty.
Speaker 7: We're gonna do it.
Speaker 3: Oh god, God, it's coming up in your phone. Tast
Speaker 3: It's a terrible.
Speaker 4: Lot right now. The twenties.
Speaker 1: Hello, Hi, is this Toby.
Speaker 11: It is Hi Toby.
Speaker 1: My name's Grace. Your boss Garrett wanted.
Speaker 17: Me to call.
Speaker 11: Oh hi, how can I help?
Speaker 2: Well, Garrett had a family situation come up, so corpor
Speaker 2: asked me to switch locations and fill in for him.
Speaker 11: So, oh, no, is everything okay?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think it'll be just fine.
Speaker 2: I am calling though, because I was going through the
Speaker 2: schedule and I see that you requested tomorrow.
Speaker 11: Off, yes, that's correct.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, because of the situation with Garrett, we are
Speaker 2: a little shorthanded.
Speaker 1: So we're gonna need you to come in.
Speaker 5: Okay.
Speaker 18: Well I did put the request in and it was
Speaker 18: already approved, so I yeah, I don't know if I'm
Speaker 18: gonna be able to make it in though.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: No, See, things change and now you have to come
Speaker 2: in and do your job.
Speaker 18: Sorry, it's not really about not wanting to do my
Speaker 18: job by any means.
Speaker 11: It's just more I just had plans in the day.
Speaker 11: You know. I already got it approved.
Speaker 1: So I know you did, but not by me because
Speaker 1: I wasn't here.
Speaker 2: So you know, tomorrow's a real important day for us
Speaker 2: over at the shoe building.
Speaker 18: You know about that, right, Yeah, I know about the building,
Speaker 18: but I don't know about anything important going on.
Speaker 2: Oh well, you're going to come in and you're gonna
Speaker 2: help because they're putting in a real exciting contemporary art
Speaker 2: piece in the lobby.
Speaker 1: We just need our best people to supervise.
Speaker 11: What are they doing.
Speaker 2: Oh they're hanging umbrellas from the ceiling.
Speaker 11: Umbrellas.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, picture this.
Speaker 2: You know that lobby's huge, right, just hanging right over
Speaker 2: your head.
Speaker 1: Forty open, colorful.
Speaker 11: Umbrellas inside the building.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I wouldn want to put it outside. That
Speaker 1: wouldn't make much sense.
Speaker 18: Well, I don't understand why you need me there exactly.
Speaker 2: Well, there's gonna be a bunch of workers with very
Speaker 2: tall ladders, as you can imagine, and we're just gonna
Speaker 2: need you to get under there and make sure they're secure.
Speaker 1: Just hold their ladders really brace it.
Speaker 18: So you guys are hanging large umbrellas inside with big ladders,
Speaker 18: and you want people to stand underneath it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, not everybody, just you.
Speaker 11: I mean, do you know what tomorrow is.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it's our strategy meeting.
Speaker 18: No no, no, no, no, okay no, oh yeah.
Speaker 19: It's Friday the thirteenth, and you're trying to do all
Speaker 19: these things like hanging umbrellas and I'm not doing that.
Speaker 11: I'm not comfortable doing that. That scares me. That's why
Speaker 11: I took the day off.
Speaker 1: Wait, you're not superstitious, are you.
Speaker 19: I mean, I'm superstitious enough to not stand underneath the ladder,
Speaker 19: like on the worst day of the year to do that, Toby.
Speaker 1: If you don't show up, we're gonna lose thousands of dollars.
Speaker 19: Yeah, but if I do show up, I can lose
Speaker 19: my life.
Speaker 2: Toby, You're not the one on the ladder. You're just
Speaker 2: securing them, you know, and we're just hoping that nothing
Speaker 2: goes wrong.
Speaker 1: Knock on wood, right.
Speaker 19: You know about knocking on wood, but you don't know
Speaker 19: about standing underneath.
Speaker 11: Ladders on Friday thirteenth.
Speaker 1: It was just all a coincidence.
Speaker 14: Nothing to do with coincidences. See, this is why I
Speaker 14: had to take the day off.
Speaker 11: I'm not comfortable coming in.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, would I ever have known that?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: Fa as Morelda?
Speaker 4: What's that?
Speaker 5: Why bringing you to work tomorrow?
Speaker 8: Baby?
Speaker 11: Don't Is that a cat?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 1: Such a needy cat. She's always at weird this time
Speaker 1: of year?
Speaker 11: Is what color? What color is that cat?
Speaker 1: Why does that matter?
Speaker 7: You know why it matters?
Speaker 2: Lady?
Speaker 7: What color is that?
Speaker 6: Nother one?
Speaker 2: I dropped my hand mirror again? Oh come on, man,
Speaker 2: now my second hand mirror.
Speaker 11: I know what's going on? Okay, who's doing this?
Speaker 1: Things are a little crazy around here, don't you think?
Speaker 11: I think this whole thing is crazy?
Speaker 19: You want to do things on the thirteenth day of
Speaker 19: the month, on a Friday. No, less, you have a
Speaker 19: black cat, you're breaking mirrors, want me to underneath ladders.
Speaker 2: No, my cat's actually Siamese. But I'm Brook from the
Speaker 2: show Broke and Jeffrey in the morning. We're doing a
Speaker 2: phone tap on you wait what Sorry, it's.
Speaker 5: All a joke. Your coworker Bruno set you up.
Speaker 11: Bruno.
Speaker 2: He told us all about how you're so superstitious that
Speaker 2: you're taking tomorrow off.
Speaker 14: Oh my god, for good reason.
Speaker 19: Clearly, I was thinking, like, of course they're going to
Speaker 19: be doing some big projects with umbrellas opening up inside
Speaker 19: and want me to stand underneath ladders.
Speaker 14: That's why I took the day off.
Speaker 2: O Jory, Oh my god, esmrella will be walking right
Speaker 2: behind you, back and forth.
Speaker 1: Nothing goes wrong, it's not happening.
Speaker 8: Wake up. Every morning was phone tap weekday morning twenties,
Speaker 8: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4: One of the most stressful parts of a first date
Speaker 4: and Dab with me if you feel this too, is
Speaker 4: right after it.
Speaker 6: Ends my hand.
Speaker 4: I'm talking about the moment right after it's over, once
Speaker 4: the initial high from the evening starts to wear off,
Speaker 4: and suddenly you're left with your own thoughts going over
Speaker 4: every possible mistake from the night and you're questioning that
Speaker 4: I hold the four queer? Did my breath smell? Okay?
Speaker 4: Were my clothes too easily removed? I mean, the tear
Speaker 4: away tuxedo was not a good idea so much, Crow,
Speaker 4: But one of our listeners found a genius way to
Speaker 4: stop yourself from overthinking it because he came across a
Speaker 4: checklist of four signs that you went on a great
Speaker 4: first date. Okay, and it might actually help every person listening.
Speaker 4: You're gonna hear them when we do your brand new
Speaker 4: second date update. Okay, next second date update?
Speaker 3: How soon is too soon to ask someone to move.
Speaker 4: In with you?
Speaker 1: WHOA, that's a huge question.
Speaker 4: Is the first twenty minutes of a date too early?
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go out on a limb there, Jeff and say.
Speaker 4: Yes, wow, Judge, Okay, Okay. That has nothing to do
Speaker 4: with our listener, Corey in his date. It's just a
Speaker 4: personal question that I've been having for myself. But I'm
Speaker 4: curious to your horst thoughts on it. Corey. And your
Speaker 4: opinion is twenty minutes too early to hand someone the
Speaker 4: keys to your apartment?
Speaker 11: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Why Corey?
Speaker 4: Yeah, just trying to get an idea of the type
Speaker 4: of dater you are. Are you a snails paced type
Speaker 4: of guy or jumping to love quickly?
Speaker 6: Feel like he's got twenty four minutes?
Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, you like to play it medium, gotcha? But uh,
Speaker 4: tell us about the date that you went on recently.
Speaker 4: Who's the girl you met?
Speaker 11: I met a girl named Melanie, Okay, and honestly, she's
Speaker 11: like the prettiest girl I've ever gone out with.
Speaker 4: Oh man, I must feel good.
Speaker 11: I don't know, and dating is hard, I mean, yeah,
Speaker 11: a lot. I don't meet people easy. So I tried
Speaker 11: these apps and I think most of them don't work.
Speaker 11: But I did get to talking to Melanie and she
Speaker 11: has curly blonde hair, and she's like the perfect height.
Speaker 1: What is the perfect tight? I'm just curious for you.
Speaker 6: Different for everyone, you know, like five three? Yeah that's perfect.
Speaker 11: And I really liked that she didn't have fake eyelashes.
Speaker 6: Not perfect anymore.
Speaker 1: Yeah, those can be a.
Speaker 11: Lot because I just think, you know, the fake eyelashes
Speaker 11: are just a big red flag that about you so far.
Speaker 4: Or you may not know this, but Alexis does have
Speaker 4: giant fake eyelashes that she wears into work every single day.
Speaker 1: What's the red flag?
Speaker 11: About him, they're fake and like, but I just like
Speaker 11: a girl to be like her natural self, you know,
Speaker 11: as highlights, because no.
Speaker 3: Let's just see physical stuff. Tell us about the date
Speaker 3: that you went on. Where did you take her?
Speaker 11: Well? I found a neat place to go to dinners
Speaker 11: because I thought, you know, we'd had some good food
Speaker 11: and talk and I thought everything had gone well. And
Speaker 11: then I got uncomfortable. I wasn't sure, so I googled, like,
Speaker 11: how do you know if you had the perfect date?
Speaker 1: Is this after we dealt with the date when you're
Speaker 1: googling or.
Speaker 3: You're googling this at the table?
Speaker 11: Yeah? Yeah, like the next day, okay.
Speaker 3: The next day you were unsure how it really went.
Speaker 11: So there were four questions and I went through them.
Speaker 11: So like the first one says was I comfortable? And
Speaker 11: and I was like, you know, I had a really
Speaker 11: good chair, so I was physically comfortable what that.
Speaker 6: Means emotionally comfortable.
Speaker 1: Sharing right with her and being yourself.
Speaker 11: I would say, yes, I was not ten good. I
Speaker 11: mean I'm obviously a little nervous, but I thought I
Speaker 11: was comfortable.
Speaker 3: All right, So let's check on that one.
Speaker 11: And then the next one is did I laugh and
Speaker 11: I mean I never had like the huge Big Bang
Speaker 11: Theory kind of laugh, but I chuckled.
Speaker 4: You laugh big at the Big Bang Theory?
Speaker 14: Huh oh?
Speaker 11: Yeah, that show is a knee slapper.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1: Now you say that, I don't think that you've laughed
Speaker 1: with us once.
Speaker 3: I know we're not.
Speaker 6: Making any any Big Bang Theory.
Speaker 3: Yeah no, I just don't think we're funny.
Speaker 4: But you did laugh with her at all?
Speaker 11: He giggled, Well, yeah I did, and so I think
Speaker 11: that's a pass. I go check mark on that one.
Speaker 4: Okay, what's next?
Speaker 11: And then it's did she ask me any questions?
Speaker 10: Uh?
Speaker 1: Huh?
Speaker 11: So she did, Like I ordered chicken with no onions
Speaker 11: and she was like, wow, so you really don't like onions,
Speaker 11: And like, I mean she asked me other stuff too.
Speaker 4: It's deep. He wants to get to know you.
Speaker 1: Sounds like a big conversation.
Speaker 6: He's like, I don't answer those questions on the first date.
Speaker 4: Okay? Is that the whole list?
Speaker 11: There's one more and then the very last one was
Speaker 11: after the date, do you feel excited? And it's that
Speaker 11: excited means you want to sing a bop or dance
Speaker 11: or you call a friend and if you feel that way,
Speaker 11: don't worry about it. It'll be fine tomorrow. But and
Speaker 11: I did celtics excited like I did, and I called
Speaker 11: a friend and then but then tomorrow came and and
Speaker 11: she's not texting me back. No, I'm like, I'm excited,
Speaker 11: but maybe she isn't. I don't know what happened.
Speaker 2: Well, I mean you sound like a pretty analytical guy.
Speaker 2: Were you able to come off you think as natural
Speaker 2: and show off like some personality on the date?
Speaker 11: I mean, like, how would you do that?
Speaker 13: Like?
Speaker 11: What do you mean? I know?
Speaker 1: Did you like talk about your interests or make jokes?
Speaker 1: Were you self deprecating it all?
Speaker 2: I just think it's important to make some sort of
Speaker 2: emotional connection with someone.
Speaker 4: Did you bring any like flair to the date, like
Speaker 4: something a little bit out of the box. I've maybe
Speaker 4: tried the disappearing finger trick on her.
Speaker 1: Wait a minute, that's Claire would be one of those
Speaker 1: hand buzzers.
Speaker 11: We just had dinner. There was no fingers thing.
Speaker 4: I meant to do the fingers.
Speaker 1: Chicken with no onions. Is that not blair enough?
Speaker 9: She does the hand motion and she's like, where did
Speaker 9: your finger go?
Speaker 11: Oh?
Speaker 4: My goodness, that sparked something. So how long has it
Speaker 4: been since you and Melanie went on that date?
Speaker 11: It's been like five days?
Speaker 1: Okay, all right? And no response at all.
Speaker 11: Yeah, that's what I'm thinking. Maybe she didn't feel as
Speaker 11: excited as I did.
Speaker 1: Maybe Man, Brook is yawning.
Speaker 4: Brook can't stand to be on the phone.
Speaker 5: You can't see me, let.
Speaker 3: Anyway, you can tell Brooke is.
Speaker 4: Really invested in this. When we come back, we're gonna
Speaker 4: call Melan.
Speaker 1: Not you.
Speaker 16: Man.
Speaker 1: It's just early, that's all.
Speaker 4: We're gonna do our best for you, I promise when
Speaker 4: we try and get your second date update right after this.
Speaker 14: Okay, okay, anyone listening.
Speaker 13: To me now?
Speaker 4: Second date update. If only our man Corey would have
Speaker 4: brought his checklist along on the date with him instead
Speaker 4: of waiting until afterwards to do it.
Speaker 1: That would be a good idea.
Speaker 4: Well, then maybe they could have checked each other's boxes together.
Speaker 1: Maybe she's a box checker too.
Speaker 4: Could be because Corey says he doesn't date a lot,
Speaker 4: but he managed to lock down a dinner with a
Speaker 4: woman named Melanie.
Speaker 11: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, got confused for a second.
Speaker 4: But the thing about Melanie is she's our natural, no
Speaker 4: fake eyelashes, and the perfect height of five foot three.
Speaker 4: He couldn't think of any missteps or mistakes or missed
Speaker 4: opportunities that happened during the date. The only miss is
Speaker 4: him missing her after it's all over. So we're going
Speaker 4: to try and reconnect them. You're in just a second, Corey.
Speaker 14: How you feeling, Oh, well, nervous.
Speaker 2: You know, we conserated a lot on her, like physical appearance.
Speaker 2: What did you like about her personality?
Speaker 11: Yeah, I mean she's honestly, she's the best person I've
Speaker 11: gone out with.
Speaker 7: Oh, don't tell me much.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel like best. Why for a guy who's
Speaker 1: like looking for naturelle? You know, I don't know.
Speaker 4: Brooks was trying to figure out something that she can
Speaker 4: steal from you to put into her next anniversary card
Speaker 4: to her husband.
Speaker 1: Oh, she's trying to try to get the romance out
Speaker 1: of him. I see, I see.
Speaker 5: I like that.
Speaker 11: You know, I don't know. She's kind and she's nice
Speaker 11: and I like that about her.
Speaker 1: All right, So.
Speaker 4: Don't force Brooke to make you find things about her
Speaker 4: personality that you will if you like her for her looks.
Speaker 3: That's totally accepting.
Speaker 2: We're calling this person. It's good to know we're calling
Speaker 2: a kind, nice person. You know, this will make it
Speaker 2: go easier for us, even.
Speaker 6: Would we have been mean if they.
Speaker 1: Were not if they mean to us, absolutely and be
Speaker 1: mean back.
Speaker 4: Okay, Yeah, we're all going to put on our best,
Speaker 4: kind nice faces for this phone call and try and
Speaker 4: get you a second day.
Speaker 11: You ready, I think?
Speaker 18: So?
Speaker 11: All right?
Speaker 1: You got this, buddy, Here we go.
Speaker 20: Hello.
Speaker 4: Hey is this Melanie?
Speaker 3: Yes, Hey, Melanie? What's up? You're on the radio right
Speaker 3: now with Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 1: Hye, hey, Melanie, how you doing the show?
Speaker 16: Okay?
Speaker 20: Okay, I know.
Speaker 4: Oh wait, what do you know?
Speaker 20: Oh my gosh, you can't believe you guys are calling me.
Speaker 20: I don't really know what's happening, but I did receive
Speaker 20: a text from minutes ago from Corey.
Speaker 1: He texted, Hey, what what did he say?
Speaker 20: He kind of just like warned me that no, you
Speaker 20: guys were going to do this.
Speaker 1: Yeah wait wait, wait wait wait you just ruined it.
Speaker 6: That's the whole point.
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 1: But that might be good for her.
Speaker 2: That shows that he cares about you and once did
Speaker 2: not like surprise you with these types.
Speaker 4: Of the supposed to give her a heads up.
Speaker 20: I don't know what's going on. I just he just
Speaker 20: told me, you guys are gonna call me.
Speaker 5: So okay, okay, that's all you said.
Speaker 4: So what we're doing here is called a second Date Update.
Speaker 4: That's where we try and help listeners who've been out
Speaker 4: on a date to figure out the reason why they're
Speaker 4: not getting a second meet up.
Speaker 11: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Apparently it's not because he had the wrong phone number.
Speaker 1: He said, you haven't texted him.
Speaker 3: Back in like five days.
Speaker 20: I haven't.
Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, that's okay.
Speaker 4: You're allowed to not call someone back. But it would
Speaker 4: help him if he could get a reason or figure
Speaker 4: out if something was wrong about the date because he's
Speaker 4: just unsure.
Speaker 20: Yeah, okay. So we were talking about TV and he
Speaker 20: got really really excited about a TV show and I'm like, okay,
Speaker 20: what is it? And he's like, it's an older TV
Speaker 20: show and I'm not even remembering what it was because
Speaker 20: I don't even know what it's all. And then he
Speaker 20: just said, Helen Hunt is so unappreciated.
Speaker 2: And I thought you were gonna say Big Bang Theory,
Speaker 2: because he brought up with us that he was a
Speaker 2: fan of Big Bang Theory.
Speaker 1: Helen Hunt, do you remember her.
Speaker 2: She was like a nineties actress that was in a
Speaker 2: bunch of sitcoms.
Speaker 20: You cannot bring big bank theory up. He brought a
Speaker 20: TV show I've never heard of, got very intense and animated.
Speaker 20: He got very very excited about it, used his hands
Speaker 20: a lot.
Speaker 2: But don't you kind of like, hi, when people dork
Speaker 2: out over things that they like, you know, he just
Speaker 2: he finally found something to show you that.
Speaker 20: Yeah, fun, It wasn't that. I honestly, I like a
Speaker 20: little bit more reserved men.
Speaker 1: I just do okay. So he was too excited.
Speaker 4: When we talked to him, he did not seem super
Speaker 4: high energy at all.
Speaker 1: Favorite TV show.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a good pointed.
Speaker 4: He's too excited about Well, let's put that into the test,
Speaker 4: because I gotta let you know, Melanie that Corey is
Speaker 4: actually on the other line listening right now and wanting
Speaker 4: to talk to you.
Speaker 20: No he's not.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that's how this works.
Speaker 1: That is wild, Corey.
Speaker 4: What do you think about what she said that you're
Speaker 4: too much for her, You're too animated?
Speaker 11: I am so I don't understand. Honestly, I was just
Speaker 11: trying to be nice and I thought I was probably
Speaker 11: boring I probably wasn't exciting enough at all.
Speaker 1: I'm glad he said it. I didn't want to say it,
Speaker 1: but like after your review of the date, that's what
Speaker 1: it sounded like to me too, waiting to say that I'm.
Speaker 4: Broke. Apparently you were wrong. Apparently he was way over
Speaker 4: the top exciting.
Speaker 11: This is confusing.
Speaker 4: Yeah, maybe you can help clear it up for him, Melanie,
Speaker 4: because I don't think it's matching with what you said.
Speaker 1: Are you sure you're remembering the right dude?
Speaker 11: You?
Speaker 6: Is it the right guy?
Speaker 20: Yeah? And you you are so nice. It was just
Speaker 20: a little too much for me. And that's it. I mean,
Speaker 20: with it right now. I mean, you put me on
Speaker 20: the radio.
Speaker 11: I can tone it back if you want.
Speaker 20: Yeah, I would like if you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, just hear how he said that, you'll be asleep
Speaker 2: if you tone it back anymore.
Speaker 11: I mean, I get it. I can get excited about things,
Speaker 11: but I like not to date me.
Speaker 20: Okay, well you know what, Yeah, you're telling a little crazy,
Speaker 20: So just suddle yourself.
Speaker 11: Right.
Speaker 4: Wait, you're saying right now, he's sounding crazy.
Speaker 20: He's getting a little whooked up. I can kind of
Speaker 20: hear it in his voice.
Speaker 4: Okay, maybe can you tone it down a little bit
Speaker 4: when you talk to her.
Speaker 6: Here happened?
Speaker 11: Okay, I've been told that. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: I think this is the first time I tell you that.
Speaker 11: This is why dating so hard. You never know what
Speaker 11: people want.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, I will say, Melanie.
Speaker 2: In Corey's defense, he's listening to you, he's taking in
Speaker 2: what you're he's not he's not even upset about what
Speaker 2: you said.
Speaker 20: I get that. I just for my personal preference, I
Speaker 20: just like don't want to be with somebody that's that
Speaker 20: animated and like so out of control like that.
Speaker 4: Maybe it's something that Corey can work on. He can
Speaker 4: take some classes or something.
Speaker 1: Before the date.
Speaker 6: He makes it sound like a cartoon.
Speaker 4: Care Corey, can you talk to her in a calm,
Speaker 4: controlled manner to prove to her that you're the man
Speaker 4: she wants you to be.
Speaker 11: I'm not sure I agree with what you said. I
Speaker 11: don't know that I need to be on medication or
Speaker 11: you're pushing back.
Speaker 1: Against No, I was joking. That was me, Corey. I
Speaker 1: was joking about being sedated.
Speaker 4: Well, now's your chance, Corey to talk to Melanie a
Speaker 4: little improved to her that you're the right guy.
Speaker 11: Melanie would be a little Quietermorry. Ok I just think
Speaker 11: you're really pretty.
Speaker 6: My head said, do you hear that melody?
Speaker 20: That's so sweet?
Speaker 4: What other calm things would you like to say to her?
Speaker 11: Okay? Can we try this again?
Speaker 4: Are you feeling the growth here already? Melanie? I think
Speaker 4: we're taking steps towards a calmer, more even keel version
Speaker 4: of Corey here.
Speaker 20: Well, I know that's what you're hearing, but you guys,
Speaker 20: that's not what I'm hearing.
Speaker 4: Okay, it's still too intense for you.
Speaker 1: How are you meeting men that are more calm than
Speaker 1: I know? I don't understand.
Speaker 20: Okay, this is my truth and I'm living in it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, bro, keep your judgments over there.
Speaker 4: It's fascinating, Melanie. We all respect you and what you
Speaker 4: want for yourself, that's totally up to you. But we
Speaker 4: would love to send you out on another date with
Speaker 4: Corey on our dime if you're up for it.
Speaker 14: If not, that's okay, please.
Speaker 20: You know, if they just get us off this air,
Speaker 20: we can try. We can try again.
Speaker 4: All right. Well, I want to be excited for you, Corey,
Speaker 4: but I feel like that would backfire against us. So
Speaker 4: this is good.
Speaker 11: Hooray don't test there.
Speaker 4: Let's let's try it a little try a little lighter, Corey. Hooray,
Speaker 4: congratulations Corey, You're now finally ready to date a real woman.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I feel like this is what would happen if MPR
Speaker 1: did second.
Speaker 8: Dates, I know, brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4: So if they actually do end up going out on
Speaker 4: a date and being a.
Speaker 1: Couple, are we making a bet right now?
Speaker 3: I'm just saying she is going to own him.
Speaker 4: Oh, he's okay with it though, totally sound desperate to
Speaker 4: do whatever it took to get into her good graces.
Speaker 1: It's what some men want.
Speaker 4: It's gonna be a situation where she's not only wearing
Speaker 4: the pants in the relationship, but the overcoat and the
Speaker 4: socks and the shoes too.
Speaker 3: She's in total control.
Speaker 4: And there's going to be a tiny little man quietly
Speaker 4: stirring a pot of soup in the corner.
Speaker 1: Is this your guys, this fantasy? You're no, I can't.
Speaker 1: I can't tell what you want.
Speaker 4: I think it's fantasy.
Speaker 3: That might not work for the average person.
Speaker 2: But hey, it's still a relationship and that means we're
Speaker 2: a success. What I'm saying we never said we guarantee
Speaker 2: a healthy relationship.
Speaker 1: We didn't guarantee partnerships.
Speaker 6: It's just a date.
Speaker 4: We try to hook you up, that's the bottom line,
Speaker 4: and we are willing to go to any lengths to
Speaker 4: make it happen.
Speaker 1: It's right. Read the small print.
Speaker 4: People email the show. We'll call that person. Wasn't calling
Speaker 4: you back?
Speaker 8: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4: A creepy clown on stilts, a mask, guy with a
Speaker 4: chainsaw on stilts, exactly happy cloud painter Bob Ross on stilts.
Speaker 3: We're not at a stilt factory.
Speaker 4: We're inside the scariest and tallest haunted house in the
Speaker 4: world must be. And you know what, even if I
Speaker 4: am exaggerating, I'm on radio, so who cares. I could
Speaker 4: say whatever.
Speaker 3: I am cousins with Jay Z after.
Speaker 4: All, and my teeth are made of pure kryptonite. That's
Speaker 4: how I killed Superman when we had our New Year's
Speaker 4: Eve kiss.
Speaker 1: How did we get here?
Speaker 4: This is just who I am.
Speaker 1: I mean, you're in Jeffrey, that's right.
Speaker 4: But you know what, this what I'm about to say
Speaker 4: here is an actual fact. Brand knew what you're doing
Speaker 4: at the Haunted House. Coming out at a.
Speaker 8: Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 4: We've done a lot of different things on this show.
Speaker 4: It's Broken Jeffrey in the Morning. We've interviewed convicted felons
Speaker 4: over at the courthouse. We've gotten audio from drunken tailgaters
Speaker 4: outside sporting events. I've even recorded audio near away exit
Speaker 4: after midnight to ask the question, what are you doing
Speaker 4: in this highway restroom?
Speaker 1: Okay, we did not play that.
Speaker 13: Air.
Speaker 3: Yeah, producer said it was too hot, too.
Speaker 4: Hot for radio video.
Speaker 8: Bro.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well you can go find that online if you'd like.
Speaker 4: But recently we tried something a little bit different. We
Speaker 4: sent Jose and Alexis to one of the scariest haunted
Speaker 4: houses in the area. Just ask the guests there a
Speaker 4: simple question, what you're doing at the haunted house.
Speaker 3: What you're doing at the haunted house.
Speaker 4: It is our first date, this is your first date.
Speaker 7: It's our first date ever.
Speaker 4: I was just gonna ask, is this your girlfriend? You
Speaker 4: guys are like a cute couple. Wait you just said yeah, Bro,
Speaker 4: I don't want to call you out, but this is uh,
Speaker 4: this is this is a question for her. Are you
Speaker 4: my girlfriend?
Speaker 5: I you know it's for the radio.
Speaker 6: Yes, Okay, we're not we're not off to a good start.
Speaker 9: But we'll try to like edit that for you, so
Speaker 9: I'll send it to you and it'll says, Cloud just
Speaker 9: hopped up on us.
Speaker 6: Okay, what going on there?
Speaker 4: Because they were you near a four year old girl
Speaker 4: in that clue.
Speaker 6: No, I didn't expect it in a.
Speaker 4: Scary like that's your scream?
Speaker 1: Yes, that was my Oh my god.
Speaker 6: I wasn't expecting it. I was working in the middle
Speaker 6: of an interview and I low jumped me.
Speaker 1: I was all into hearing about their date.
Speaker 2: I don't know how why, who thought the most skinny?
Speaker 4: And this is happening outside of the haunted house, you
Speaker 4: know exactly.
Speaker 5: I wasn't expecting anything scary.
Speaker 4: You did unintentionally help wingman for that dude on his date,
Speaker 4: because when that girl heard you like scream and shriek
Speaker 4: like that, she was like, Oh, I'm the manliest guy
Speaker 4: over here.
Speaker 5: What you doing at the house trying to pick up chicks? Oh?
Speaker 5: You're here to pick up the ladies? Is this a
Speaker 5: good spot for that?
Speaker 17: We'll see when we go inside. I've heard there's some
Speaker 17: pretty crazy stuff in there.
Speaker 5: Are you going for? Like the women that are dressed
Speaker 5: up in costume or just like other guests here.
Speaker 17: I'm hoping I'm lurking for the ones inside of the
Speaker 17: Haunted House, to be honest.
Speaker 5: The ones that are dressed up in character.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, Yeah.
Speaker 5: What's your monster type?
Speaker 2: I like bloody, bloody, bloody monsters, like bloody clowns, bloody vampires.
Speaker 5: Like what what are we talking?
Speaker 17: I hope she's a vampire because I'm looking for any
Speaker 17: thirsty girl here.
Speaker 2: That's weird though, Yeah, I'm gonna say that is a
Speaker 2: red flag. Well, if you want your women to be bloody,
Speaker 2: I wouldn't recommend, especially like.
Speaker 4: Yeah, hang out by the ear in the hospital, That's
Speaker 4: where you're gonna meet your type of lady.
Speaker 9: When he said he's ever girls, I thought like, oh,
Speaker 9: scared girls are?
Speaker 6: I don't like the monsters?
Speaker 2: No, he he's taking his first day out to the
Speaker 2: deserted cap this day, and you're not.
Speaker 7: Coming back from up what you do at the Haunted House,
Speaker 7: you know, trying to get a little bit scared.
Speaker 3: You're trying to get scared.
Speaker 4: I'm trying to well.
Speaker 6: When I walked up.
Speaker 3: To you, you asked if it was scary in there?
Speaker 4: Are no you are?
Speaker 6: Why do you want to know.
Speaker 4: I'm trying to see what I'm you know, looking forward to,
Speaker 4: you know, see if I'm going to get scared. You know,
Speaker 4: I got the liquor in here. Real quick.
Speaker 3: You just pull up a mountain dew, but it's all brown.
Speaker 3: That doesn't look like a mountain dew.
Speaker 9: Okay, So why why what are you most scared of?
Speaker 4: Bro clowns? Oh, you know that's pretty popular.
Speaker 7: You're probably gonna see a clown or two.
Speaker 9: Yeah, So what's your reaction going to be when you
Speaker 9: see a clown he comes out.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna get up out that bit.
Speaker 9: Would you actually, you know they have an emergency exit?
Speaker 9: Would you do an emergency exit? You're hearing from all
Speaker 9: your friends.
Speaker 4: It looks like, hey, thirty dollars for this ways and that?
Speaker 9: Okay, So no matter how bad it gets in there, like,
Speaker 9: you're not leaving.
Speaker 4: Yeah no, what if you like really get stabbed, I'm leaving.
Speaker 1: There are some exceptions?
Speaker 4: His mind pretty quick on that.
Speaker 6: I just like his answer. No, man, I've made thirty
Speaker 6: bucks for this. Yeah for real, we got the whole
Speaker 6: long haul.
Speaker 1: I hear him on nut who's good with his money?
Speaker 1: You literally I just wet myself.
Speaker 2: But it's okay because I'm only fifteen dollars into this thing.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I want to meet the one guy who would
Speaker 4: stay after getting stabbed.
Speaker 6: Oh wow, he's like that.
Speaker 3: This is what I came for.
Speaker 1: It's very real.
Speaker 6: Why I drank the koonyak? I can't feel anything.
Speaker 5: What you're doing at the Haunted House? Gonna get scared?
Speaker 5: Have you been here before? Have you done one of these?
Speaker 21: I have not been to one in like probably five years,
Speaker 21: So no.
Speaker 5: I'm not okay. What's your biggest fear going into this? Clowns?
Speaker 5: There's gonna be some clowns in there, and there's a
Speaker 5: clown that actually just walked by. What are you gonna
Speaker 5: do when one of them comes up to you in
Speaker 5: this house? Stab them? You're gonna stop the clown in
Speaker 5: the house? Yes, with my nails? Oh you got oh wow,
Speaker 5: you got some long nails there. Why do you think
Speaker 5: that these things excite you?
Speaker 4: Like?
Speaker 5: Why do you like these?
Speaker 21: Because I'm a redheaded aries and I like the dark
Speaker 21: twisted things.
Speaker 5: You're an aries? Can you explain more?
Speaker 21: I'm in aries and a double scorpio, so like, yeah,
Speaker 21: dark you can beat two things? Like you're like moon
Speaker 21: and you're rising and your sun. I don't really know.
Speaker 21: I just know the app tells me. I'm aos aries Scorpio, Scorpio.
Speaker 3: I gotta get that app.
Speaker 6: I'm an.
Speaker 1: Can you explain more?
Speaker 2: She meant to say, No, I.
Speaker 5: Can't explain more.
Speaker 6: Once it's refreshes.
Speaker 4: What you're doing at the Haunted House.
Speaker 17: We're just chilling, coming in and getting spooked.
Speaker 9: You guys just got out and I could tell right away,
Speaker 9: Yeah we're spook.
Speaker 18: Ye.
Speaker 7: What kind of shook my guys? What was that experience?
Speaker 4: Like? Describe it just shortly.
Speaker 6: They can experience a bonding experience.
Speaker 7: We went through some shit together.
Speaker 4: Wow, a spinner, I got a splinter?
Speaker 7: Yeah, and uh, anything for you?
Speaker 6: Are you okay?
Speaker 14: My blood pressures up a little bit, but.
Speaker 9: Okay, so he's got a splinter, you got high blood pressure.
Speaker 6: What do you do next?
Speaker 14: Jehanmas swifted some weed.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Alexis, you were with Jose Did he go back
Speaker 4: with them to their car after that?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 13: Sure?
Speaker 9: Okay, you want the interview for you, But now we're
Speaker 9: all brothers.
Speaker 4: Even the creepy clowns were in on that hot box.
Speaker 4: Everybody got in on it, came out of it. That's
Speaker 4: what you're doing at the Haunted.
Speaker 8: House, Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4: You've got a return player on the phone, Jessica the nurse.
Speaker 3: Who is we want to know? Against you all time? Brooke?
Speaker 3: You lost last.
Speaker 1: Time, Jessica, Hang up quickly, hang on, She's.
Speaker 3: Back for more. Welcome back, Jessica.
Speaker 16: Thank you.
Speaker 1: Why do you call back Jessica?
Speaker 19: Oh, because it was.
Speaker 16: So much fun last time.
Speaker 19: We talked about the HU dub and the nursing campus.
Speaker 2: Totally remember our full conversation. It's so good to hear
Speaker 2: from you again.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: All the students that she has to deal with with
Speaker 4: their issues downstairs, and we were all going to go
Speaker 4: get examined by Jessica just for fun. Yeah, just how
Speaker 4: are things lately on campus?
Speaker 12: A lot of shots, a lot of flu shots, a
Speaker 12: lot of.
Speaker 9: It's a college campus and normally yeah, alcohol shots too.
Speaker 14: It's a fun times in multiple ways.
Speaker 4: Brook has already left the studio. She's so afraid of you.
Speaker 4: She ran out in fear. Anyway, Let's go over the
Speaker 4: rules real quick for all the listeners. Thirty seconds to
Speaker 4: answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know when,
Speaker 4: you could say past, but you have to beat Brooke
Speaker 4: outright to win. Are you ready, Jessica, I'm ready do it.
Speaker 4: Your time starts now. Yale University was founded on this
Speaker 4: day in what century? Sixteen hundred, seventeen hundreds or eighteen.
Speaker 11: Hundreds, we'll say seventeen hundreds.
Speaker 4: How many US states begin with the letter A three?
Speaker 3: In poker, if you're holding two fish hooks, you have
Speaker 3: a pair of.
Speaker 4: What Oh my gosh, Path who co founded Microsoft alongside
Speaker 4: Bill Gates?
Speaker 21: Oh oh god, uh oh, someone else has been doing
Speaker 21: shots too this morning.
Speaker 4: It sounds like Brooke Brook's coming back into the studio
Speaker 4: and on my screener here, Jessica, it says that you're
Speaker 4: a fan of the fall season because you love sweaters
Speaker 4: and hiding chunk.
Speaker 3: What's chunk?
Speaker 12: You know what sweaters you get to hide your chalk?
Speaker 13: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like sit down, you don't worry about your big
Speaker 2: belly rolls at all?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, let it let it hang out out.
Speaker 4: I felt like Chunk isn't chunk the name of like
Speaker 4: the guy in the Goonies. Yeah, I was like hiding chunk.
Speaker 4: I'm like, why don't understand this tradition?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 16: Well, but you wouldn't want to hide him.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that one was on me. I'm sorry, Brooks, your turn, You're.
Speaker 1: Ready, not sucking in right now? Let's go.
Speaker 4: Your time starts now. Yale University was founded on this
Speaker 4: day in what century? Sixteen hundreds, seventeen hundreds or.
Speaker 1: Eighteen hundreds, sixteen hundreds?
Speaker 3: How many US states begin with the letter A.
Speaker 1: Gotta hate this question six in poker?
Speaker 4: If you're holding two fish hooks, you have a pair
Speaker 4: of what uh Jacks? What? Who co founded Microsoft alongside
Speaker 4: Bill Gates?
Speaker 10: Paul?
Speaker 4: What restaurant chain uses the slogan service with the speed
Speaker 4: of sound. That's an interesting restaurant chain you went with.
Speaker 4: But you know you don't hear much, do Yeah, we're
Speaker 4: gonna go to the scoreboard. See how you both did
Speaker 4: with Jose put another at Jiffy Luke Jess that you
Speaker 4: got one correct today?
Speaker 1: Oh man, I know it was rough, just done to me.
Speaker 1: It's sonic, isn't it.
Speaker 6: We're not gonna let that count. But you still got two?
Speaker 3: Okay, just ds you out by one. That ties you
Speaker 3: up all time, one in one.
Speaker 4: Let's get the answers in. Yale University founded on this
Speaker 4: day in the seventeen hundreds. In seventeen oh one exactly.
Speaker 4: There are close four US states that begin with the
Speaker 4: letter A, Arizona, Arkansas, Alabama, Alaska. In poker, if you're
Speaker 4: holding two fishawks, you have a pair.
Speaker 3: Of jacks because the hooks look like jays.
Speaker 4: The person who co founded Microsoft with Bill Gates was
Speaker 4: Paul Allen, and the restaurant chain that uses the slogan
Speaker 4: service with the speed of Sound is Sonic.
Speaker 3: You were right, brook Yeah.
Speaker 1: But you've never slipped down some WD forty. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: tell you, I.
Speaker 4: Gotta go try that and maybe this afternoon. Unfortunately, we
Speaker 4: can't give you any money here, but just for playing,
Speaker 4: you do win a twenty five dollars gift card valid
Speaker 4: at any Disney resort. It's a Disney gift card. It's
Speaker 4: in Park online at the Disney Store.
Speaker 1: Perfect.
Speaker 17: Perfect.
Speaker 12: We'll have to do a tiebreaker.
Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah, I don't think so. I'd rather you not
Speaker 1: call back again, Jessica. But I like you as a person.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I just really like winning. I feel like I
Speaker 2: don't want to push my luck with you.
Speaker 20: Well, enjoy your sweaters this season.
Speaker 1: You're so cute.
Speaker 3: Good vibes on wind Brooks Bucks today.
Speaker 4: Thank you for playing Jessica, we'll be back to wind
Speaker 4: Brooks Bucks, same time tomorrow.
Speaker 8: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning,