Speaker 1: Everybody layer on the chapstick because it's time to plan
Speaker 1: a wet one. On our hero of the week, it's
Speaker 1: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: I feel like it's sticky with all that chapstick.
Speaker 1: Actually, But our hero this week is a forty seven
Speaker 1: year old man from New Jersey named Donald DiMaggio. Works
Speaker 1: at South Brunswick's Holy Cross Cemetery and the other day
Speaker 1: there was a funeral being held on the cemetery grounds.
Speaker 1: They had a service where the family gathered and lowered
Speaker 1: the casket oh so hard, and after everybody left around
Speaker 1: one pm, Donald walked over near the hole and accidentally
Speaker 1: fell through a wooden board down into the grave on
Speaker 1: top of the casket. Donny, he was only about six
Speaker 1: feet down.
Speaker 3: Okay, so he could probably get out right, but.
Speaker 1: He separated his shoulder during the fall, so he couldn't
Speaker 1: move and other cemetery workers came over tried to pull
Speaker 1: him out, but they couldn't do it, so they called
Speaker 1: nine one one. They couldn't get him out because his
Speaker 1: shoulder is broken. You can't just pull him up out
Speaker 1: of the ground.
Speaker 2: To rescue.
Speaker 1: Workers showed up and set up a bunch of ropes
Speaker 1: and straps and pulleys. If you've ever seen the fifty
Speaker 1: Shades of Gray films, then you probably do know what
Speaker 1: it looks like.
Speaker 4: I think I can't a ladder, wouldn't work his shoulder.
Speaker 3: You can climbe with the other.
Speaker 2: Arms screaming down in the hole. It's not that bad.
Speaker 1: You can get up.
Speaker 2: You this seems a little extra down. Okay, that's all
Speaker 2: I'm saying.
Speaker 1: It took rescue workers one hour of work, but finally
Speaker 1: they managed to pull Donald up out of the open
Speaker 1: grave sent him to the hospital where he's doing just
Speaker 1: fine and.
Speaker 3: Recovering from minor injuries.
Speaker 1: Rumor is he did it just to get out of
Speaker 1: work for the weekend, and that's why Donald is.
Speaker 2: The hero of the week.
Speaker 4: I was wondering where the hero Angle's.
Speaker 2: Got to come in. Let's move on to our hero
Speaker 2: of the.
Speaker 1: Decade, Digital Jake, and give us a shot collar question
Speaker 1: of the day.
Speaker 5: Jake.
Speaker 2: Well, most of the time during this segment, I'm scouring
Speaker 2: the internet digging up random trivia about some trumped up,
Speaker 2: corporately sponsored nonsense holiday like Homemade Tweed Vest Month or
Speaker 2: you know, National hug a strange child Day. But not
Speaker 2: this time, not today, because this morning we actually have
Speaker 2: a real bona fide major holiday. The entire country celebrates
Speaker 2: the birthday of the patriarch of parody, the daddy of
Speaker 2: all dandies, and the doppel ganger of the driver of
Speaker 2: the number nine NAPA Auto Parts Car and the NASCAR
Speaker 2: Cup Series, our very own young Jeffrey. It's my birthday?
Speaker 2: Is it is Jeffrey's birthday? So today you'll each get
Speaker 2: to test your knowledge of your co host the special
Speaker 2: one and done Birthday fun shot collar Question of the day?
Speaker 2: Am I answering trivia to actually jeff You won't be
Speaker 2: answering questions? Technical Director Ashton will answer your question because.
Speaker 3: I don't think I would do well if I do
Speaker 3: just a birthday treat.
Speaker 2: Let's start with Jose. Jose, where was Jeffrey's first date ever?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 2: My god? Was it a in the backyard where his
Speaker 2: housekeeper Lucy made a picnic, b at Coldstone Creamery spot
Speaker 2: or c at a showing of Charlie's Angels two full throttle?
Speaker 2: So specific, Jeff's a big Bernie Max fin.
Speaker 3: I can see that rip Bernie.
Speaker 2: Okay, Jeffrey on a date? This is funny?
Speaker 3: Why that's.
Speaker 2: How old.
Speaker 4: Was he You think I would assume like fourteen fifteen,
Speaker 4: like high school?
Speaker 2: Okay, but that's why I think Coldstone is perfect. Your
Speaker 2: parents can take you. They can sit at a table
Speaker 2: a few seats away is.
Speaker 3: A perfect They watch you guys eat ice cream.
Speaker 2: But you can still have privacy.
Speaker 1: And I don't think jeff would want to be distracted
Speaker 1: from full throttle.
Speaker 2: He wouldn't bring a date.
Speaker 3: I'm going Coldstone, Jake.
Speaker 2: Jose said Coldstone. That is correct. My research told me
Speaker 2: he did go to the nice cold Stone where he
Speaker 2: had to drive forty minutes to the better part of
Speaker 2: LA so he didn't look poor. No, wow, Jose, you're safe.
Speaker 2: We're onto Alexis Alexis. Everyone knows Jeffrey has a talent
Speaker 2: for singing, But what does he consider his hidden talent.
Speaker 2: Is it a tongue work where he can fold his
Speaker 2: tongue in different ways, just tongue works? It be a
Speaker 2: nap champ he can nap for a specific amount of time.
Speaker 2: If he says twenty two minutes, he wakes up exactly
Speaker 2: without an alarm. That's amazing or is it c He
Speaker 2: always puts the USB incorrectly on the first trick Wow.
Speaker 3: He just throws across the road thing.
Speaker 2: I just don't see it.
Speaker 4: I feel like Jeff doesn't sleep, or like any self
Speaker 4: care really a.
Speaker 2: Self care time to yourself to.
Speaker 3: Na undtable and sleep.
Speaker 2: On hum tricks. I feel like you would have showed
Speaker 2: that off to us by now that.
Speaker 5: I feel like that's the something you wouldn't have been
Speaker 5: able to resist.
Speaker 4: So I guess I'm going to go the US like
Speaker 4: you went with putt in the USB in correctly, first trike.
Speaker 2: That is incorrect. I was actually going to be really impressed.
Speaker 2: My research tells me it's tongue work.
Speaker 1: Jeff teleography. Yes, I can do the clover and everything.
Speaker 1: Move on, Let's let's keep going.
Speaker 2: We're going over to Ashton now, that's right, instead of
Speaker 2: Jeffrey Ashton. What was Jeffrey's first job growing up? Was
Speaker 2: it a a doc boy at his country club's marina
Speaker 2: b a cashier at a bakery just like Harry Styles
Speaker 2: or c as his mom's personal assistant. Well, I don't
Speaker 2: look like.
Speaker 1: I know you haven't worked a hard day in your life.
Speaker 5: Well, the personal assistant is a good choice, but however,
Speaker 5: I think that's more like a volunteer sort of thing.
Speaker 5: I don't know if you were found out like a
Speaker 5: W nine in order to do that.
Speaker 4: So when I first met Jeffrey just as a tip,
Speaker 4: he was working at a local gym.
Speaker 2: I think I'm gonna go with Doc Boyd. That's not answer.
Speaker 2: Ashton went with Doc boy That is correct. If you
Speaker 2: want to say what your first job was.
Speaker 1: My first job was at the Corner Bakery doing the
Speaker 1: cash register, of course I did.
Speaker 2: Okay. Finally on to brook O brook. I asked Jeffrey
Speaker 2: who would he want to play him in a movie? Oh?
Speaker 2: Did he say? Joseph Gordon? Let b Frankie Munaz specifically
Speaker 2: from the time period when he did Agent Cody Banks
Speaker 2: Part two, also a stock car racer. Now see Michael
Speaker 2: Angelo from The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
Speaker 4: Oh wow, that is quite the mix there. So the
Speaker 4: dreamiest of those three is definitely Michaelangelo from The Teenage
Speaker 4: Mutant Ninja Turtles.
Speaker 2: He's the party boy, he's really outgoing.
Speaker 3: Oh what, I'm not any of those things.
Speaker 4: I mean, I see you more as maybe the Donna
Speaker 4: Tello of The Mutant Ninja Turtles. Like Michael just doesn't
Speaker 4: seem like you're man. I don't mean that in a
Speaker 4: rude way. It just doesn't seem like your guy way.
Speaker 4: I don't think anyone would choose Frankie Munis.
Speaker 2: So I'm gonna go. I'm sorry.
Speaker 4: I just don't think that's gonna happen. I think it's
Speaker 4: Joseph Gordon Levitt.
Speaker 2: With Joseph Gordon Levitt.
Speaker 3: That is, he is extremely talented and handsome.
Speaker 2: I agree, We agree.
Speaker 1: Jose and Brooke, you obviously know me, Alexis and Ashton
Speaker 1: you do not, so you're going to be taking a shot.
Speaker 3: And somebody wanted to hear the happy Birthday song?
Speaker 2: Yeay, need the lyric?
Speaker 4: You wanted to hear it, jeff Happy birthday too.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna join Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday, dear Jeffrey,
Speaker 2: Happy birthday too.
Speaker 4: Yeah, ye, happy birthday, Happy birthday.
Speaker 3: All right, let's get this segment over with so the
Speaker 3: insults will stop. That was your shot called Question of
Speaker 3: the Day. We got your phone to have coming up
Speaker 3: in just a few minutes
Speaker 4: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,