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Speaker 2: Time for a pranky crank? And today we call a
Speaker 2: soccer coach for a youth girls league who apparently has
Speaker 2: already had to deal with some very interesting and difficult
Speaker 2: parents and it's only going to get worse when she
Speaker 2: meets the snootiest mother on the entire team. You want
Speaker 2: to guess who that is?
Speaker 3: Yeah, why are you not surprised?
Speaker 2: You're gonna hear it in your phone? Tap right now?
Speaker 3: Another rego rega? Where is my mid morning ballion? Juli?
Speaker 3: I'll feel my ceilings again?
Speaker 4: Hello?
Speaker 5: Oh, good day? Am I speaking with coach?
Speaker 4: This is she? Who's this?
Speaker 6: I don't think we've ever met, but this is Catherine
Speaker 6: Whitman Beaumont. My daughter Violet is on your soccer club.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, hi, yes, yes.
Speaker 6: Well I apologize we've never met face to face, probably
Speaker 6: because I wouldn't dare step near the sporting fields. Okay, yes,
Speaker 6: I prefer to stay in the air conditioning of my
Speaker 6: car with the heated seeds turned on. I enjoy the
Speaker 6: challenge it presents to my body. At least, that's what
Speaker 6: my driver says.
Speaker 4: I don't blame you. This man do for you.
Speaker 5: Why, yes, thank you.
Speaker 6: My assistant tells me this week it's our family's turn
Speaker 6: to provide snacks for the children.
Speaker 4: Yeah. I think that's true.
Speaker 6: Okay, well, I'd rather just not bring anything that the
Speaker 6: other families have already done. So I was wondering, have
Speaker 6: any other parents brought sushi or sashimi flown in from
Speaker 6: the Kanside.
Speaker 5: Province of Japan?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 5: Serious, Yes, I'm serious.
Speaker 6: I would be mortified if I was a second parent
Speaker 6: to do that. Us Beaumont's we are originals.
Speaker 4: Oh well, uh, I don't. I think you can keep
Speaker 4: it pretty simple, you know.
Speaker 3: Oh, I hear you, simple and elegant.
Speaker 5: Nothing says that more than the black Pearl caveat.
Speaker 6: Actually, before you answer that the caveat may be out
Speaker 6: of season, let me double check.
Speaker 4: Rega, ma'am, ma'am. That's okay, cellar, and see if.
Speaker 3: We have any unopened black Pearl caveat.
Speaker 4: Excuse me, not the beluga, ma'am. Ma'am, it's okay. I
Speaker 4: can help you with that. I can help you figure
Speaker 4: this out.
Speaker 3: Showed you assembled twelve small pearl handled spoons. Well, actually
Speaker 3: the Avaloni ones will work as.
Speaker 4: Well, ma'am. I really hate to break it to you,
Speaker 4: but there's no like sushi or cavia and nothing like that.
Speaker 4: We don't need anything like that. A bit said practice.
Speaker 6: What do the children consume then, I mean, I can't
Speaker 6: imagine they'd go for white troubles with Kobe beef.
Speaker 4: I just think that we're in different places. Most of
Speaker 4: the kids on my team they bring things like chips
Speaker 4: or cookies or maybe a Capri Son.
Speaker 6: Oh Capri yes, charming Italian island. That's where I fell
Speaker 6: in love with my third husband, Reginald darling Man.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think we're talking about two different things here.
Speaker 4: Capri Son is a drink in a pouch, silver pouch.
Speaker 5: Capri Son like an alcoholic spritzer.
Speaker 4: Oh no, no, ma'am, it's a forr juice.
Speaker 5: Oh, you must be mistaken.
Speaker 4: I'm surprised you've never heard of it. It's pretty well known.
Speaker 6: Well, I asked Violet, and she told me last week
Speaker 6: the girls dined on matsuki and unflavored booliabets.
Speaker 4: Well, I'm sorry to tell you that it's not what
Speaker 4: we really had. I think they had some liquorice and Cheetos.
Speaker 5: Did you say Cheetos?
Speaker 6: Yes?
Speaker 5: What on earth is that?
Speaker 4: Okay? Now I know you're joking, because everybody knows what cheetos.
Speaker 5: Are, cheatotes or cheatoes.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, chittos, chtos.
Speaker 1: Re go?
Speaker 3: Have I heard? If she don'ts people.
Speaker 4: It's ketos, you know, the orange frenchy Cheetos.
Speaker 3: Apparently the middle class children are eating them now.
Speaker 4: I just don't believe you've never heard of cheetos before,
Speaker 4: or a caprice son, That's impossible. It's everywhere.
Speaker 5: Are you calling the Beaumont family liars?
Speaker 4: I don't know. Maybe you just have never been to
Speaker 4: a kid soccer game before. They don't eat caviar or sushi.
Speaker 6: My do the children do break phone calls at these
Speaker 6: sporting event games. Then the one with the radio station
Speaker 6: calls someone and makes them believe something utterly ridicul us.
Speaker 4: I knew it.
Speaker 6: This is actually Bragg from Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: We're doing a bow tap on you.
Speaker 5: Oh my god.
Speaker 4: When you said you didn't know what cheetos were, I thought,
Speaker 4: that is so crazy. It's so weird.
Speaker 6: Oh she too, so I was pronouncing it correctly. Good.
Speaker 3: Your best friend Jessica set you up.
Speaker 6: She said that you've been dealing with a lot of
Speaker 6: crazy families and parents this year.
Speaker 4: Oh lord, that was so weird. That is the weirdest, though,
Speaker 4: that's been the weirdest.
Speaker 6: So she or caviare at the children's sporting.
Speaker 4: Event done because of uneath that crap.
Speaker 6: Anyway, wake up every morning was phone tap weekday mornings
Speaker 3: On the twenties, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning