Speaker 1: If you're a wine maker, I'm sure you get all
Speaker 1: of your gossip through the grape vines. Must be nice.
Speaker 1: But naturally, the rest of us we have to get
Speaker 1: our news in an even less dignified way. On this
Speaker 1: radio segment for a brand new care don't care.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the internet.
Speaker 1: Vine no ninety plus ready in here. No, it doesn't
Speaker 1: even get you mildly buzzed. Well, let's get right into
Speaker 1: your first headline. Finally, science has found a way for
Speaker 1: Jose to get his heart rate up without any physical
Speaker 1: activity whatsoever. Care don't care. We have to care.
Speaker 2: Care, I don't care.
Speaker 1: Yes, we care for you. We can. So there are
Speaker 1: a lot of things you can do to get your
Speaker 1: blood pumping. Have some caffeine, do some vigorous exercise, spend
Speaker 1: thirty seconds scrolling Twitter right now. But there is a
Speaker 1: new one. Scientists just did a study and found that
Speaker 1: parallel parking can increase your heart rate by an average
Speaker 1: of fifty seven percent.
Speaker 3: Because it's but it's so satisfying when you get it right. Yeah,
Speaker 3: like you feel like the king of the world.
Speaker 2: It only took me fifteen point turn but I did it.
Speaker 3: Oh my god. If you can get it in two turns,
Speaker 3: You're like, who saw it?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's part of like the stress and anxiety is
Speaker 1: being able to do it quickly without hitting anything sat
Speaker 1: waiting for you.
Speaker 2: I love it.
Speaker 1: I feel like I live in this moment. I live
Speaker 1: for this. It goes for both men and women. The
Speaker 1: heart rate goes up. Even just backing into an open
Speaker 1: parking spot increases your average heart rate by forty six percent. Dude,
Speaker 1: now my new reverse.
Speaker 2: Cam on my car. I love backing in spot.
Speaker 3: I typically don't have an issue, but the other day
Speaker 3: I was in the fancy garage and there was a
Speaker 3: guy that was still in his car next to me
Speaker 3: that was in like a Porsche or something, and.
Speaker 1: He's just staring at me the entire.
Speaker 3: Time I'm backing up like this little Kia. You know.
Speaker 1: Yes, Oh my god. They did not measure the heart
Speaker 1: rate of anybody who's stuck behind some jerk who's double
Speaker 1: parked and leaves you no space to get around them.
Speaker 1: But that spike has to be pretty high in heart
Speaker 1: rate too.
Speaker 2: Ohare similar.
Speaker 1: Basically, all driving maneuvers raises your heart rate somewhat, but
Speaker 1: parallel parking seems to raise it the most. Parking your car, yeah,
Speaker 1: find a parking spot, go to the next one. Had
Speaker 1: to get those nice abs.
Speaker 3: Well there was a tight spot.
Speaker 1: Let's go to your next headline the scorching hot game
Speaker 1: that's sold out everywhere except for eBay. Care don't care?
Speaker 1: Oh I love games. I care. Mattel quietly debuted a
Speaker 1: new version of Uno last month and it's already sold
Speaker 1: out everywhere after TikTok latched onto it. It's ten dollars
Speaker 1: and it's called Uno. Show them no mercy? What's the twist?
Speaker 1: Like I mentioned in the title, good luck finding it,
Speaker 1: because if you do, they're being resold on eBay right
Speaker 1: now for at least forty bucks or Monday. And what's
Speaker 1: so special about it? It's basically normal, but with a
Speaker 1: few new rules, including four draw ten cards. Who Babotaged
Speaker 1: also added some draw sixes, a bunch of skip everyone
Speaker 1: cards back to you, and a color roulette card which
Speaker 1: lets you choose a random color and then the other
Speaker 1: player has to keep drawing from the pile until they
Speaker 1: picked that. This is kind of fun. That sounds fun.
Speaker 1: I like it. Those are the tame rules. There's a
Speaker 1: few new crazy ones, like when someone plays a seven,
Speaker 1: they get to swap hands with anybody else in the circle. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and you have to guess right, So there's a few
Speaker 1: others here. If you play a zero, everyone passes their
Speaker 1: hand to the left an.
Speaker 2: The hand trading is genius because we all know that
Speaker 2: we build that perfect hand, the very handle, like throw
Speaker 2: a bunch of bombs down and then boom, someone takes
Speaker 2: it away.
Speaker 1: To make sure you don't end up with two hundred cards,
Speaker 1: they do add a mercy rule, which is why it's
Speaker 1: called no no mercy. If you end up holding twenty
Speaker 1: five cards or more, you'll immediately lose. People online are joking.
Speaker 1: This is going to absolutely destroy families.
Speaker 3: I love making my kids cry.
Speaker 1: All right, let's go to your next headline, the grand opening,
Speaker 1: literally no one asked for, but everybody is looking forward to.
Speaker 1: I don't care. I care. Well. Remember how Apple created
Speaker 1: the iPhone and got everyone to stop buying watches and
Speaker 1: then they started selling watches. Yes, yeah, Well, Netflix might
Speaker 1: be doing the exact same thing. After running Blockbuster out
Speaker 1: of business and making video stores a thing of the past.
Speaker 1: Guess who just announced they're going to start opening brick
Speaker 1: and mortar shops The Netflix. I am such a sucker.
Speaker 1: And it's not cu exactly what kind of mercher stuff
Speaker 1: they'll be selling.
Speaker 3: If they sell DVDs, I swear on.
Speaker 1: My life, I don't think there's anyway you would sell DVD's.
Speaker 1: I mean that, I know, maybe like a little subscription
Speaker 1: card with like a like a gift card. You know
Speaker 1: what they're gonna sell.
Speaker 3: They're gonna sell commercials because that's what we're all gonna
Speaker 3: be watching again pretty soon. I'm telling you, we're going
Speaker 3: right back to where we started.
Speaker 1: They say the stores will be offering retail items, which
Speaker 1: could mean things like Stranger Things, T shirts, lava safety helmets,
Speaker 1: love is Blind, blindfolds.
Speaker 2: It's gonna be the merge for your favorite shows, and
Speaker 2: then maybe like the box sets.
Speaker 3: Or like some board games right to go along, like
Speaker 3: the Stranger Things.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, they are planning dining experiences so customers can
Speaker 1: actually eat the things you watch chefs make on their
Speaker 1: Netflix cooking shows.
Speaker 2: My god, if every time I watch Chef's Table, I'm like,
Speaker 2: I wish I could eat.
Speaker 1: This, or the Great British baconfe talking.
Speaker 3: I like the one with the cole Buyer.
Speaker 1: What's it?
Speaker 3: What is it called? Where nobody can make?
Speaker 1: It is it.
Speaker 2: The people who can't.
Speaker 1: Actually, they're even gonna have live entertainment in the stores
Speaker 1: related to their Netflix program.
Speaker 2: Are your favorite.
Speaker 1: Comedian just doing a special in the middle of the
Speaker 1: rest of them, or probably just one old British lady
Speaker 1: in the corner singing, running up that hill, Running up
Speaker 1: that hill, running up that roll. Now the stores are
Speaker 1: going to be called Netflix House, and the first two
Speaker 1: will open in unannounced cities in twenty five. From there,
Speaker 1: they hope to expand the major cities all over the world.
Speaker 3: I tell you, if they hear our reaction, they're not
Speaker 3: going to pick our city.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Finally, Jeff's joke of the day care, don't care
Speaker 1: what kind of concert costs forty five cents? What a
Speaker 1: fifty cent concert featuring Nickelback?
Speaker 2: Some money joke?
Speaker 1: Unbody that was scared, don't care? Got your phones have
Speaker 1: coming up?
Speaker 3: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning,