Speaker 1: If anyone's try it all around the world, it's me
Speaker 1: Clover And I know in this podcast we got people
Speaker 1: from everywhere. I've been to warm everywhere, Bangladesh, the Himalayas,
Speaker 1: evan age Bali, Jean. Thank you for listening.
Speaker 2: The show starts now. Everybody layer on the chapstick because
Speaker 2: it's time to plan a wet one on our Hero
Speaker 2: of the week. It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: I feel like it's sticky with all that chapstick.
Speaker 2: Actually, But our hero this week is a forty seven
Speaker 2: year old man from New Jersey named Donald DiMaggio. Right.
Speaker 2: It works at South Brunswick's Holy Cross Cemetery and the
Speaker 2: other day there was a funeral being held on the
Speaker 2: cemetery grounds. They had a service where the family gathered
Speaker 2: and lowered the casket. It so hard and after everybody
Speaker 2: left around one pm, Donald walked over near the hole
Speaker 2: and accidentally fell through a wooden board down into the
Speaker 2: grave on top of the casket. Donnie, he was only
Speaker 2: about six feet down.
Speaker 3: Okay, so he could probably get out right.
Speaker 2: But he separated his shoulder during the fall, so he
Speaker 2: couldn't move and other cemetery workers came over tried to
Speaker 2: pull him out, but they couldn't do it, so they
Speaker 2: called nine one one. They couldn't get him out because
Speaker 2: his shoulder is broken. You can't just pull him up
Speaker 2: out of the ground. Rescue workers showed up and set
Speaker 2: up a bunch of ropes and straps and pulleys. If
Speaker 2: you've ever seen the Fifty Shades of Gray films, then
Speaker 2: you probably know what it looks like.
Speaker 3: I think that I can't A ladder wouldn't work.
Speaker 4: His shoulder.
Speaker 3: You could climbe with the other arms.
Speaker 2: Screaming down in the hole.
Speaker 4: It's not that bad. You can get up.
Speaker 3: You was this seems a little extra down.
Speaker 4: Okay, that's all I'm saying.
Speaker 2: It took rescue workers one hour of work, but finally
Speaker 2: they managed to pull Donald up out of the open
Speaker 2: grave sent him to the hospital where he's doing just
Speaker 2: fine and recovering from minor injuries. Rumor is he did
Speaker 2: it just to get out of work for the weekend,
Speaker 2: and that's why Donald is the hero of the week.
Speaker 3: I was wondering where the hero angle.
Speaker 5: Let's get it.
Speaker 6: Come in.
Speaker 2: Let's move on to our hero of the decade, Digital Jake,
Speaker 2: and give us a shot. Collar Question of the Day, Jake.
Speaker 7: Well, most of the time during this segment, I'm scouring
Speaker 7: the Internet digging up random trivia about some trumped up,
Speaker 7: corporately sponsored nonsense holiday like homemade Tweed Vest Month, or
Speaker 7: you know, National hug a strange child day. But not
Speaker 7: this time, not today, because this morning we actually have
Speaker 7: a real, bona fide major holiday. The entire country celebrates
Speaker 7: the birthday of the patriarch of parody, the daddy of
Speaker 7: all dandies, and the doppel ganger of the drive of
Speaker 7: the number nine NAPA Auto Parts car in the NASCAR
Speaker 7: Cup Series, our very own young Jeffrey.
Speaker 4: It's my birthday.
Speaker 7: It is Jeffrey's birthday. So today you'll each get to
Speaker 7: test your knowledge of your co host in a special
Speaker 7: one and done birthday fun shot collar Question of the Day,
Speaker 7: Am I answering trivia to actually jeff You won't be
Speaker 7: answering questions. Technical director Ashton will answer your question. I
Speaker 7: don't just a birthday treat. Let's start with Jose. Jose,
Speaker 7: where was Jeffrey's first date ever? My God, was it
Speaker 7: a in the backyard where his housekeeper Lucy made a
Speaker 7: picnic b at Coldstone Creamery or c at a showing
Speaker 7: of Charlie's Angels two Full Throttle, so specific, Jeff's a
Speaker 7: big Bernie max fin, I can see that Bernie.
Speaker 4: Okay, Jeffrey on a date? This is funny.
Speaker 2: Why how old was he?
Speaker 4: You think I would assume like fourteen fifteen? Like high school?
Speaker 3: Okay, But that's why.
Speaker 8: I think Coldstone is perfect. Your parents can take you.
Speaker 8: They can sit at a table a few seats.
Speaker 3: Away is a perfect the day watch you.
Speaker 8: Guys eat ice cream, but you can still have privacy.
Speaker 8: And I don't think Jeff would want to be distracted
Speaker 8: from full Throttle.
Speaker 4: He wouldn't bring a date. I'm going Coldstone, Jake.
Speaker 7: Jose said, Coldstone.
Speaker 5: That is correct.
Speaker 7: My research told me he did go to the nice
Speaker 7: cold Stone where he had to drive forty minutes to
Speaker 7: the better part of LA so he didn't look poor. No, wow, Jose,
Speaker 7: you're we're onto Alexis Alexis. Everyone knows Jeffrey has a
Speaker 7: talent for singing. But what does he consider his hidden talent?
Speaker 7: Is it a tongue work when he can fold his tongue.
Speaker 4: In different ways, just tongue work?
Speaker 7: Is it b a nap champ? He can nap for
Speaker 7: a specific amount of time. If he says twenty two minutes,
Speaker 7: he wakes up exactly twenty minutes.
Speaker 3: Later without an alarm.
Speaker 7: That's amazing or is it c He always puts the
Speaker 7: USB incorrectly on the first track, throws.
Speaker 3: Across the road, just napping. I just don't see it.
Speaker 3: I feel like Jeff doesn't sleep, or like any self
Speaker 3: care really.
Speaker 2: A self care.
Speaker 9: Like time to yourself to nap, un and sleep, deprive,
Speaker 9: go on hung tricks.
Speaker 3: I feel like you would have showed that off to
Speaker 3: us by now that I feel like that's the thing.
Speaker 3: You wouldn't have been able to resist.
Speaker 9: Clover.
Speaker 10: Yeah, so I guess I'm going to the US.
Speaker 7: He went with putt in the USB in correctly, first trike,
Speaker 7: that is incorrect.
Speaker 3: I was actually gonna be really impressed.
Speaker 7: My research tells me it's tongue war jeff teleography.
Speaker 2: Yes, I can do the clover and everything. Move on,
Speaker 2: let's keep going.
Speaker 7: We're going over to Ashton now instead of Jeffrey Ashton.
Speaker 7: What was Jeffrey's first job growing up? Was it a
Speaker 7: a doc boy at his country club's marina b A
Speaker 7: cashier at a bakery just like Harry styles or c
Speaker 7: as his mom's personal assistant.
Speaker 2: Well, I don't look like.
Speaker 4: I know you haven't worked a hard day in your life.
Speaker 2: Well, the personal assistant is a good choice.
Speaker 7: But however, I think that's more like a volunteer sort
Speaker 7: of thing.
Speaker 2: I don't know if you were filling out like a
Speaker 2: W nine in order to do that.
Speaker 11: So when I first met Jeffrey just as a tip,
Speaker 11: he was working at a local gym.
Speaker 2: I think I'm gonna go with Doc Boy.
Speaker 7: That's Ashton went with doc Boy.
Speaker 3: That is correct.
Speaker 2: If you want to say what your first job was,
Speaker 2: My first job was that the corner bakery. Yeah, doing
Speaker 2: the cash register, of course I did.
Speaker 7: Okay, finally on to Brook, Okay Brook. I asked Jeffrey
Speaker 7: who would he want to play him in a movie?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 4: Did he say?
Speaker 7: Joseph Gordon Levitt? B Frankie Munez specifically from the time
Speaker 7: period when he did Agent Cody Banks Part two, also
Speaker 7: a stock car racer. Now see Michael Angelo from The
Speaker 7: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
Speaker 3: Oh wow, that is quite the mix there.
Speaker 11: So the dreamiest of those three is definitely Michaelangelo from
Speaker 11: The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
Speaker 3: He's the party boy, he's really outgoing.
Speaker 2: Oh what, I'm not any of those things.
Speaker 11: I mean, I see you more as maybe the Donna
Speaker 11: Tello of the Mutant Ninja Turtles.
Speaker 3: Like Michael just doesn't seem like you're. Man. I don't
Speaker 3: mean that in a rude way. It just doesn't seem
Speaker 3: like your guy.
Speaker 2: It's coming off in a rude way.
Speaker 11: Anyone who choose Frankie Munis. So I'm gonna go I'm sorry,
Speaker 11: I just don't think that's gonna happen. I think it's
Speaker 11: Joseph Gordon Lovett.
Speaker 2: With Joseph Gordon Levitt.
Speaker 12: That is yay.
Speaker 5: O.
Speaker 2: He is extremely talented and handsome.
Speaker 3: I agree, We agree.
Speaker 2: Jose and Brooke you obviously know me. Yeah, Alexis and
Speaker 2: Ashton you do not. So you're gonna be taking a shot.
Speaker 2: And somebody wanted to hear the happy Birthday song.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you wanted to hear it, jeff Happy birthday too.
Speaker 1: I want to join, Happy birthday to you, Happy birthday,
Speaker 1: dear Jeffrey.
Speaker 4: Happy birthday to yeah y, Happy birthday, Happy birthday.
Speaker 2: All right, let's get this segment over with so the
Speaker 2: insults will stop.
Speaker 6: That was your shot question of the day Brook and
Speaker 6: Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: I don't know about you, guys, but some of my
Speaker 2: best memories of being a kid come from summer camp. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'll never forget night hikes through the mountain vineyards of France,
Speaker 2: camp white yacht races on lake. Got a lot of cash.
Speaker 9: I got a what cash it's it's it's Native American
Speaker 9: and learning wilderness skills like which plants in nature are
Speaker 9: the best for garnishing your sushi rolls.
Speaker 2: Oh important stuff.
Speaker 4: Hey guys, get over here. I found Juniper Bar.
Speaker 2: We have a listener on the phone who also had
Speaker 2: an unforgettable summer experience as a kid, because what he
Speaker 2: did accidentally got his entire summer camp shut down in.
Speaker 3: The mountains behind in Switzerland.
Speaker 6: Apparently this.
Speaker 2: Was a local camp and now he finally wants to
Speaker 2: confess to it in a brand new mass speaker coming up, confession.
Speaker 4: I can't take back earl arms.
Speaker 2: Speaker. There's a lot of sayings about the number two
Speaker 2: in this world. It takes two to tango. Two heads
Speaker 2: are better than one. To complete this test. You'll need
Speaker 2: a number two pencil saying I have that one on
Speaker 2: a bumper sticker in the back of my car. Two
Speaker 2: is also the magic number on our show today. Because
Speaker 2: we have two listeners who both want to confess their
Speaker 2: secrets right here on the mass speaker. We got to
Speaker 2: get to them quickly. So we're going to start with Evan. Evan,
Speaker 2: welcome to the show.
Speaker 5: Hey, how are you?
Speaker 3: Oh good syllables?
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, reaching that was the hidden meaning there. Voice
Speaker 2: changer is on. You are the mass speaker. Whenever you're ready,
Speaker 2: let's hear your confession.
Speaker 5: All right. So back when I was ten years old,
Speaker 5: I went to a sleep away camp, summer camp.
Speaker 3: So exciting.
Speaker 5: So yeah, it was a blast. Started off that way.
Speaker 5: But I was walking alone, like on one of the trails, okay,
Speaker 5: and I noticed that I had a scab on my
Speaker 5: elbow and I just started, you know, picking out it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, as ten year olds do.
Speaker 11: Oh ye, god, kids you like to pick everything, scabs, whatever,
Speaker 11: literally from.
Speaker 2: The body right into the mountain.
Speaker 3: Good iron.
Speaker 2: Kids are weird. Let's just fash Oh sorry, keep going, Evan, Sorry,
Speaker 2: you're picking your scab.
Speaker 5: Yah. Picking the scab on my elbow, just a normal day,
Speaker 5: and it started bleeding.
Speaker 3: Yeah, a scabs.
Speaker 2: That's what happened.
Speaker 3: Is that when you learned about blood clotting.
Speaker 5: So that's when my ten year old self had this.
Speaker 5: I don't know, it just came over me. I just
Speaker 5: this idea, this inclination to use the blood from my
Speaker 5: scab to write a message on the camp door.
Speaker 2: This is less typical of ten year old What did
Speaker 2: you write?
Speaker 5: Well? I was really into like Sherlock Holmes Murder Mystery
Speaker 5: book one time. It was like this word or something
Speaker 5: written with blood on the door, and so I just
Speaker 5: I couldn't think of a word, and I was going
Speaker 5: really fast, and so I just thought of a quick
Speaker 5: three letter word die.
Speaker 6: Oh. Oh.
Speaker 11: The whole camp goes into lockdown because of some ten
Speaker 11: year old door stab.
Speaker 2: Couldn't have picked a happier word there, like yeah.
Speaker 8: Where he's like I was trying to spell dice, but
Speaker 8: I just was ten yell very well, what happened?
Speaker 5: Yeah, the camp staff just totally put out everyone.
Speaker 11: Because the camp staff is always like nineteen year olds too,
Speaker 11: like we're dealing.
Speaker 2: With like mature I don't what happened.
Speaker 5: Yeah, they pulled everyone out and everybody in camp was
Speaker 5: questioned like I mean, can't basically shut down while they
Speaker 5: were doing this like investigation.
Speaker 3: Sent to capture the flag. It's like capture the murderer.
Speaker 4: Guess what's wrestling in the bushes.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so you didn't tell the truth. It sounds like no.
Speaker 5: I they questioned me A wore along Sear shirt in
Speaker 5: the jacket so they wouldn't see my scalp or anything
Speaker 5: like that. The camp director like made this whole announcement
Speaker 5: and they ended up canceling camp four days early, no.
Speaker 4: Precaution.
Speaker 5: Yeah, my parents came picked me up and wait did.
Speaker 4: They refund all the kids? So much money from camp's
Speaker 4: money and everything?
Speaker 5: I have no idea, Like to this day, I just
Speaker 5: don't know.
Speaker 3: I wouldn't tell anybody.
Speaker 2: Everybody's wow at camp seriously, but they never figured out
Speaker 2: was you?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 4: Can we ask him?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Sorry, what was your real name?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Just kidding, I'm skidding.
Speaker 5: Man.
Speaker 4: That's a great brain.
Speaker 1: So good.
Speaker 4: You shut down an entire camp and that's going.
Speaker 2: To be tough to top. We have time for one more.
Speaker 2: Let's go to Kelsey. You are now the mass speaker
Speaker 2: voice changer is on. We want to hear your confession.
Speaker 13: So when I was in college, well just after I've graduated,
Speaker 13: I worked for a few months at our prematorium.
Speaker 2: Whoa a crematorium.
Speaker 13: I was just an assistant doing like office work, paperwork,
Speaker 13: some light teddy and cleaning.
Speaker 11: So like it was, Oh, I don't think you could
Speaker 11: pay me a million dollars to work at one of those,
Speaker 11: especially when I was in college.
Speaker 2: But you didn't handle any of like the the body stuff.
Speaker 2: It was just in the office.
Speaker 14: No, no, no, no, just in the office.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 13: But the confession is there was one night I was
Speaker 13: working late, I was alone in the office. There was
Speaker 13: no one else there, and there was a shell in
Speaker 13: a back room where they would keep the really plastic earns. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 13: and that night I hear this huge crash. Needless to say,
Speaker 13: I freaked out, but I like put myself together, did
Speaker 13: not run from the building as much as I wanted to.
Speaker 11: By yourself good, because if someone's still alive in there,
Speaker 11: you're gonna need to find.
Speaker 2: Them here, finish them off. You're supposed to be down.
Speaker 13: I would need to raise for something like.
Speaker 2: So this loud crash happens in the back yeah.
Speaker 13: And so I finally go back to check it out,
Speaker 13: and that shelf had fallen down and there were ashes everywhere.
Speaker 13: Oh no no, yeah, and you know, I wish I
Speaker 13: could say that. I like called some and was like
Speaker 13: what do I do? But my young twenty two year
Speaker 13: old brain was just like, oh no, I'm going to
Speaker 13: get blamed for this. I'm going to get in trouble.
Speaker 3: You panicked. No, just scoop them up, vacuum shop back.
Speaker 13: I just scooped you up and put him back in
Speaker 13: the urns and I pretend it's like nothing ever happened.
Speaker 3: So someone's grandpa was maybe mixed with someone's grandma. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 2: It's good to have a little company in the aftermath.
Speaker 13: I mean, I guess that's when we are looking at
Speaker 13: But I felt really, I felt back.
Speaker 3: I feel like the professionals still would do that. People
Speaker 3: mix up. Babies are here, so it's like life, an
Speaker 3: end of life.
Speaker 2: I'm going home and I'm throwing Grandpa right in the
Speaker 2: trash because I don't think it's really him anymore.
Speaker 3: No thirty six percent hand Okay.
Speaker 2: Maybe I'll hold on the thirty six percent of it then, Kelsey,
Speaker 2: thank you for confessing that text in seven eighty five
Speaker 2: nine two. If you have a confession you've been holding
Speaker 2: on to, we can hide your identity, mask your voice
Speaker 2: and make you the next mass speaker phone tabs coming.
Speaker 6: Up next freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: Time for a pranky crank. And today we call a
Speaker 2: soccer coach for a youth girls league who apparently has
Speaker 2: already had to deal with some very interesting and difficult
Speaker 2: parents and it's only going to get worse when she
Speaker 2: meets the snootiest mother on the entire team. You want
Speaker 2: to guess who that is?
Speaker 3: Why are you not surprised?
Speaker 2: You're gonna hear it in your phone? Tap right now?
Speaker 3: An rego rega. Where is my mid morning balliant?
Speaker 6: Juli?
Speaker 3: Feel my ceilings again?
Speaker 15: Hello?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 3: Good day?
Speaker 10: Am I speaking with coach emadicates This is she. I
Speaker 10: don't think we've ever met, but this is Catherine Whitman Beaumont.
Speaker 3: My daughter Violet is on your soccer club.
Speaker 10: Oh yeah, hi, yes, well, I apologize we've never met
Speaker 10: face to face, probably because I wouldn't dare step near
Speaker 10: the sporting fields. Okay, yes, I prefer to stay in
Speaker 10: the air conditioning of my car with the heated seeds
Speaker 10: turned on. I enjoy the challenge it presents to my body.
Speaker 3: At least that's what my driver says.
Speaker 15: I don't blame you. This man do for you.
Speaker 3: Why, yes, thank you.
Speaker 10: My assistant tells me this week it's our family's turn
Speaker 10: to provide snacks for the children.
Speaker 15: Yeah, I think that's true.
Speaker 10: Okay, Well, I'd rather just not bring anything that the
Speaker 10: other families have already done.
Speaker 3: So I was wondering, have any other.
Speaker 10: Parents brought sushi or sashimi flown in from the Kansai
Speaker 10: province of Japan?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 3: Serious, Yes, I'm serious.
Speaker 10: I would be mortified if I was a second parent
Speaker 10: to do that. Us Beaumont's we are originals.
Speaker 15: Oh well, I don't. I think you can keep it
Speaker 15: pretty simple, you know.
Speaker 3: Oh, I hear you, simple and elegant. Nothing says that
Speaker 3: more than the black pearl caveat.
Speaker 10: Actually, before you answer that the caveat may be out
Speaker 10: of season, let me double check.
Speaker 15: Riga, ma'am, ma'am. That's okay, cellar, and see if.
Speaker 3: We have any unopened black pearl caveat.
Speaker 15: Excuse me, not the beluga, ma'am, ma'am. It's okay. I
Speaker 15: can help you with that, riga. I can help you
Speaker 15: figure this out.
Speaker 3: Make sure you.
Speaker 10: Assemble twelve small pearl handled spoons.
Speaker 4: Well, actually, the Avaloni ones will work as.
Speaker 15: Well, ma'am. I really hate to break it to you,
Speaker 15: but there's no like sushi or caviar and nothing like that.
Speaker 15: We don't need anything like that.
Speaker 10: What do the children consume then, I mean, I can't
Speaker 10: imagine they'd go for white troubles with Kobe beef.
Speaker 15: I just think there were in different places. Most of
Speaker 15: the kids on my team, they bring things like chips
Speaker 15: or cookies or maybe a Capri Son.
Speaker 3: Oh Capri yes.
Speaker 10: Oh, charming Italian island. That's where I fell in love
Speaker 10: with my third husband, Reginald darling Man.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 15: I think we're talking about two different things here. Capri
Speaker 15: Soan is a drink in a pouch, silver pouch. Caprice
Speaker 15: Son like an alcoholic spritzer. Oh no, no, ma'am, it's
Speaker 15: a fruit juice.
Speaker 3: Oh you must be mistaken.
Speaker 15: I'm surprised you've never heard of it. It's pretty well known.
Speaker 10: Well, I asked Violet, and she told me last week
Speaker 10: the girls dined on matsuki and saffron flavored bouliabees.
Speaker 15: Well, I'm sorry to tell you that it's not what
Speaker 15: we really had. I think they had some liquorice and cheetos.
Speaker 3: Did you say cheetos? Yes, what on earth is that?
Speaker 15: Okay? Now, I know you're joking, because everybody knows what
Speaker 15: cheetos are?
Speaker 3: Cheatoes or cheetos.
Speaker 15: Oh my god, shittoschos?
Speaker 6: They go? Have I heard?
Speaker 4: If she don't?
Speaker 15: People, it's ketos, you know, the orange French cheetos.
Speaker 3: Apparently the middle class children are eating them.
Speaker 15: Now. I just don't believe you've never heard of cheetos before,
Speaker 15: or Caprice Son, That's impossible. It's everywhere.
Speaker 10: Are you calling the Beaumont family liars?
Speaker 15: I don't know. Maybe you just have never been to
Speaker 15: a kid soccer game before. They don't eat caviar or sushi.
Speaker 10: My do the children do break phone calls at these
Speaker 10: sporting event games there, the one with the radio station
Speaker 10: calls someone and makes them believe something utterly ridiculous.
Speaker 16: I knew it.
Speaker 3: This is actually Bragg from Brick and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: We're doing a boat tap on you.
Speaker 4: Oh my god.
Speaker 15: When you said you didn't know what cheetos were, I
Speaker 15: thought that is so crazy. It's so weird.
Speaker 3: She too, so I was pronouncing it correctly.
Speaker 10: Good.
Speaker 3: Your best friend Jessica set you up. She said that
Speaker 3: you've been dealing with a lot of crazy families and parents.
Speaker 16: This here.
Speaker 15: Oh lord, that was so weird. That is the weirdest though,
Speaker 15: that's been the weirdest.
Speaker 10: So she or caviare at the children's sporting event.
Speaker 15: Done because of uneath that crap.
Speaker 6: Anyway, wake up every morning was fu tab weekday mornings
Speaker 6: on the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: The reach is a point in every good relationship where
Speaker 2: you're left with no other choice but to lie and
Speaker 2: deceive your significant other of your future together. Oh that's
Speaker 2: why Alexis tells the Zaddies she dates that she quote
Speaker 2: unquote lost her credit card again and needs another one,
Speaker 2: this time with a higher spending limit. Please.
Speaker 3: Actually that's about love. I mean, let's be honest. It
Speaker 3: is good for the future together.
Speaker 2: It's also why one of our listeners has reached out
Speaker 2: for help today because she needs to trick her boyfriend.
Speaker 2: But she promises it's for a very good reason. Not
Speaker 2: that getting a free American Express Black card isn't a
Speaker 2: good reason, Alexis, but apparently this one's better.
Speaker 3: You see shoes you want, you gotta get them? Yeah,
Speaker 3: it would be nice.
Speaker 2: You're gonna hear it when we do your brand new
Speaker 2: awkward Tuesday bone call right after this It's awkward, It's Tuesday.
Speaker 6: It's awkward Tuesday phone call.
Speaker 2: They say, when you finally find real true love, there
Speaker 2: is nothing you won't do to try and make it work.
Speaker 3: That's true, that's so nice.
Speaker 2: You will run past TSA to stop their plane from leaving.
Speaker 2: You'll stand up and object at their wedding ceremony. You'll
Speaker 2: dig a hole underneath the outer fence to bust them
Speaker 2: out of a fifty year prison sentence. Because that's what
Speaker 2: true love is.
Speaker 3: The last one they may actually appreciate. The other two.
Speaker 3: I'm not so certain about that.
Speaker 2: That's why one of our listeners, Tricia, needs our help
Speaker 2: today to try and make love work. So, Tricia, should
Speaker 2: we be grabbing our shovels. We're doing a jail break
Speaker 2: today where we at I don't know.
Speaker 12: Let's see what you guys think.
Speaker 3: Okay, all right, ready what she's saying?
Speaker 2: Yeah, stand by, we'll have them prepare. Tell us about
Speaker 2: your situation. What's going on?
Speaker 14: So I met a guy like seven months ago. I
Speaker 14: was out with my friends and we ran into this
Speaker 14: other group of friends and I don't know. It happened
Speaker 14: kind of quickly. I don't want to say it was
Speaker 14: love it first sight, but it just felt right. So
Speaker 14: we kind of very quickly after that night, we were
Speaker 14: pretty inseparable doing everything together.
Speaker 3: Well, that's always so exciting. What's this guy's name?
Speaker 12: His name is Ben Ben.
Speaker 3: So things with Ben are great at this time.
Speaker 15: I mean, right now there good.
Speaker 12: I wouldn't say they're great.
Speaker 14: I'm a little confused of how to keep going.
Speaker 2: But why what's going on?
Speaker 14: So basically, after two months of dating, my lease was
Speaker 14: up with two of my girlfriends and he offered that
Speaker 14: I move in.
Speaker 12: So I was like, why not? We're so good together?
Speaker 3: Well after only two months.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you wants you to be homeless and live on
Speaker 2: the streets. I'm gonna tell you.
Speaker 3: You should never do it for convenience. You always end poorly.
Speaker 14: I do think I kind of jumped in too fas.
Speaker 2: Sorry, Jeff, it's not chet for me.
Speaker 3: So what you moved into his place? What was that like?
Speaker 14: So it was an adjustment, Like I'm used to living
Speaker 14: with girls, this is my first time living with a guy.
Speaker 12: But we have dinners, we hang out.
Speaker 14: A bunch, and then he's also like not home alone
Speaker 14: because he's doing things with his guy friend.
Speaker 2: Yeah, pretty sweet for you. All that personal time that
Speaker 2: you get for yourself must be nice.
Speaker 12: Yeah, it's great.
Speaker 14: I have my friends over, we have like time part.
Speaker 3: Okay, So I mean that piece sounds really healthy. That's good.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so far you've not mentioned one single problem whatsoever
Speaker 2: with this.
Speaker 8: Where's the awkward part of the awkward Tuesday?
Speaker 14: So two weeks ago, he gets this amazing job offered
Speaker 14: that requires him to move across the country.
Speaker 2: Wow, more good news.
Speaker 3: Well for him, this is so hard.
Speaker 14: I mean, like we've been together for like half a year,
Speaker 14: so I'm super excited for him. But he keeps saying like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 14: this will be next month. Then I'll pay rent until
Speaker 14: the lease is out.
Speaker 12: But there's no mention of what happens to us.
Speaker 3: Whoa wait, he isn't addressing it at all. He's not like, hey,
Speaker 3: should I take this job? We're in this together.
Speaker 14: There No, there's no conversation.
Speaker 12: He's doing his own thing.
Speaker 14: But he hasn't even brought up how I fall into
Speaker 14: this equation.
Speaker 16: Awkward, But he is willing to pay.
Speaker 2: Your rent for a few months until until.
Speaker 3: That's a positive kind of positive.
Speaker 2: If a man offers to pay your.
Speaker 3: Rents, that is terrible. I bet you've just been so upset.
Speaker 14: Yeah, I'm just like every time I try to bring
Speaker 14: it up, he pretty much changes the subject, and I really,
Speaker 14: I don't know.
Speaker 3: Do you want to move with him? Is that what
Speaker 3: you want?
Speaker 12: I mean, at least I'd like the option to think
Speaker 12: about it.
Speaker 15: I feel like I would, right.
Speaker 2: You just want to know that he's thinking of what
Speaker 2: are we going to do as a couple.
Speaker 3: You're living together.
Speaker 14: Exactly, Like why did we even move in together?
Speaker 2: Because you didn't have anywhere to live and he kind
Speaker 2: offered to give you a bed to sleep in.
Speaker 4: You didn't know he was.
Speaker 3: That was really logical.
Speaker 4: And I'm just I'm trying.
Speaker 2: I don't mean to sound harsh, but this is how
Speaker 2: men tend to think. It's not so much about like
Speaker 2: the emotion of the seven month relationship that.
Speaker 3: We're in, not if you're in a partnership, Jeff, if he's.
Speaker 2: Wants to speak right there, I'm talking about how men
Speaker 2: think this isn't a partnership in a guy's mind.
Speaker 14: But I feel like if I asked a guy to
Speaker 14: move in with me, its something. Yeah, It's like you
Speaker 14: figure it out ghostly from someone's couch till you find
Speaker 14: your own point.
Speaker 3: Totally, or you say, hey, why don't you stay here
Speaker 3: till you find a place? You know what I mean?
Speaker 11: Like, there's a temporary way you can do that without
Speaker 11: actually moving in together and living together.
Speaker 2: So what is it that you want to do with
Speaker 2: your awkward call here? You want us to call your
Speaker 2: boyfriend ben?
Speaker 14: I kind of feel like he's a little being a
Speaker 14: little sketchy about it. I don't want hit you guys
Speaker 14: to help me trick him into telling me the truth.
Speaker 4: He could call out his new company and get him fired.
Speaker 6: Somehow we can.
Speaker 3: I don't think she wants to ruin his life.
Speaker 2: Okay, She's still interested in being with him, just wants
Speaker 2: a little bit more clarity on where they stand.
Speaker 4: All right, that's more responsible.
Speaker 2: Did I say that?
Speaker 5: Right?
Speaker 15: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 14: And he and he's thrown out a visit.
Speaker 15: But I'm like, what am I visiting for?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Am I visiting my friend? Or am I like staying
Speaker 4: the week with my right?
Speaker 14: Just feels like something not quite right here?
Speaker 2: Okay, Yeah, but you don't want to ask him. You
Speaker 2: said you want to trick him into figuring out whether,
Speaker 2: like where his true feelings lie.
Speaker 3: She wants okay, you know, but she needs a little help.
Speaker 2: Well, let's rub some sticks together, get a fire going
Speaker 2: so we can hold his feet to said flames, and
Speaker 2: we'll come back and let you make your awkward Tuesday
Speaker 2: phone call right after this. Okay, all right, it's awkward.
Speaker 15: It's Tuesday.
Speaker 6: It's awkward Tuesday phone call.
Speaker 2: It is interesting when a listener comes on the show
Speaker 2: and says, help me deceive a loved one. I mean, morally,
Speaker 2: Is it wrong that we're helping her do this?
Speaker 4: Maybe it is no fun to do it?
Speaker 2: Yeah, because one of our listeners is asking us blatantly
Speaker 2: to trick her living boyfriend into telling us the truth
Speaker 2: about why he's really moving across country without her for
Speaker 2: a job opportunity. She send her email that he's been
Speaker 2: acting a little bit sketchy and unclear ever since he brought.
Speaker 5: Up the move.
Speaker 11: Yeah, he hasn't made any plans with her. They haven't
Speaker 11: had any talks about what happens to the relationship.
Speaker 6: That's not fair.
Speaker 2: He did say she could maybe come visit. Possibly is
Speaker 2: they haven't talked at all about it. She does feel
Speaker 2: like something is up though, And I'm just going to
Speaker 2: go out on a limb here and say, Tricia, are
Speaker 2: you worried that he's maybe seeing somebody else, maybe his
Speaker 2: wife and kids? And that's not okay with you?
Speaker 10: Jep.
Speaker 3: That is such a huge jump.
Speaker 2: I'm asking.
Speaker 14: I didn't really think about that, but part of me
Speaker 14: thinks maybe he met someone new.
Speaker 3: Oh really, but to move?
Speaker 11: I think he just sounds passive, aggressive, and he's trying
Speaker 11: to break up with you without actually having to break
Speaker 11: up with you.
Speaker 12: I don't know why he would want to break up
Speaker 12: with me.
Speaker 15: I'm awesome.
Speaker 3: Yeah that's right.
Speaker 2: But if he does have a wife and children, is
Speaker 2: that something that would deter you the awesomeness.
Speaker 15: Enough that makes him not off?
Speaker 2: Okay, glad and know where we stand. But I'm gonna
Speaker 2: call him in just a second. First we need to
Speaker 2: get a little bit of advice from our co hosts.
Speaker 2: Who are we going to start with?
Speaker 6: Brooke?
Speaker 2: You got something?
Speaker 3: I just this is what you do. You go in
Speaker 3: excited because he's been vague. He hasn't said whether or
Speaker 3: not he wants you to move. If he doesn't want
Speaker 3: you to move with him, okay, positive energy, you just
Speaker 3: play dumb and you're like, oh my god, I'm so
Speaker 3: excited my job. Just approve me working remotely. I scheduled
Speaker 3: the movers and we are ready to go. Honey, engagaction.
Speaker 3: I mean that.
Speaker 12: Feels like a little embarrassing, but a good way to go.
Speaker 2: It will throw him off. If any if any woman
Speaker 2: approaches a man with like enthusiasms about what they're doing,
Speaker 2: it's like, what's happening?
Speaker 5: Now?
Speaker 3: Come on?
Speaker 2: Throw what do you think?
Speaker 8: So if you want to trick him, the best way
Speaker 8: to mess with any guy in the world is to
Speaker 8: make them feel guilty.
Speaker 4: So I don't know if you have already. This may
Speaker 4: be the time that you say how proud you are
Speaker 4: of him and that you love him.
Speaker 3: You don't think men who are guilty lie and like
Speaker 3: he doesn't already know that?
Speaker 4: Let her talk. I don't know. Are you guys on
Speaker 4: the outward yet?
Speaker 6: We're not.
Speaker 12: We're not quite there.
Speaker 4: Now's the time, now you are?
Speaker 5: Ye?
Speaker 4: Advice was so bad.
Speaker 2: She has settled for Brooke. But we need to call
Speaker 2: Ben for you feel ready?
Speaker 15: I'm ready?
Speaker 3: Oh man, good lucky.
Speaker 2: You have a little more enthusiasm fake enthusiasm. You were
Speaker 2: talking about broken?
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 2: Good luck, it's gonna go wrong.
Speaker 3: Now make it, you make it.
Speaker 2: I'm going to Donald Dallas number.
Speaker 14: Hello, hey babe, truth, yeah, dah, who'd you think it was?
Speaker 15: No, No, it's just sorry.
Speaker 16: Your your number didn't show up, it said product line.
Speaker 14: Oh uh maybe because I'm at the laundromat.
Speaker 15: Oh okay, Uh yeah, my pue just died. So I
Speaker 15: was just using the laundry. So oh okay, that's that's weird.
Speaker 14: Anyway, Well, my clothes are drying. I actually have some
Speaker 14: really exciting news I couldn't wait to tell you. Okay,
Speaker 14: So I met with my managing director yesterday and I
Speaker 14: talked with them about your situation, moving across country and everything.
Speaker 12: Yeah, and he said, if I can fly in once.
Speaker 14: A quarter for big events and meetings, then I can
Speaker 14: just work remotely.
Speaker 16: Uh wait, what do you What do you mean we.
Speaker 12: Don't have to break up.
Speaker 14: I can move with you.
Speaker 12: Oh h isn't that great?
Speaker 15: Yeah, but it's not that easy.
Speaker 12: What do you mean?
Speaker 16: Like they're only giving me.
Speaker 15: A studio apartment and I don't know how long it's
Speaker 15: going to be.
Speaker 12: That's okay, we don't we don't need much room.
Speaker 15: Yeah I know, I know, but I'm just saying, Aha.
Speaker 12: Why do you Why do you sound so weird? Are
Speaker 12: you not excited? I thought you'd be thrilled.
Speaker 15: No, I.
Speaker 16: It's it's great.
Speaker 14: But okay, but your voice, you're just making weird noises?
Speaker 15: Is there?
Speaker 12: What is there a problem?
Speaker 5: Ah?
Speaker 15: It's what just say it?
Speaker 5: What?
Speaker 12: Can you just tell me what's going on? Look?
Speaker 5: I can't do it. I just can't have you move
Speaker 5: with me.
Speaker 15: I'm sorry.
Speaker 12: Is there someone else? Because if there is, I deserve
Speaker 12: to know.
Speaker 16: I don't.
Speaker 2: Look.
Speaker 15: Can we just we talked about Slater?
Speaker 12: I there is someone else, isn't there?
Speaker 5: I mean no, I mean no.
Speaker 12: What does no no mean?
Speaker 6: Like?
Speaker 14: What does that even mean?
Speaker 12: What are you saying?
Speaker 15: I mean not yet?
Speaker 12: Not yet?
Speaker 15: What does that mean?
Speaker 5: Okay?
Speaker 16: Look I was actually chosen to be on the show
Speaker 16: Love Island.
Speaker 6: What?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I thought.
Speaker 2: I can't tell.
Speaker 16: Where are you?
Speaker 3: This is like reality TV?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 2: I don't know exactly where Tricia is, but I can
Speaker 2: tell you. We're at a radio station right now and
Speaker 2: you're on our show called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning's.
Speaker 15: Wait, is this the I was gonna this is not
Speaker 15: the producers that I talked to from the show.
Speaker 2: We're a radio show, and Tricia listens to us and
Speaker 2: she wanted our help reaching out to you because she
Speaker 2: says you were acting really sketchy ever since you said
Speaker 2: you were moving across country for this quote unquote job opportunity.
Speaker 15: You're a liar, like you were chosen for a love Island.
Speaker 16: I'm sorry, I look like my co workers told me
Speaker 16: to fill out the application. I really joke, and I
Speaker 16: was like, this is never gonna happen, Like I'm so okay, fine,
Speaker 16: I'll fill out the stupid s.
Speaker 6: Don't lie.
Speaker 11: You're such a liar you wanted it to happen like fine,
Speaker 11: Like maybe your coworkers brought it up as a joke,
Speaker 11: but to go through that entire process.
Speaker 16: The person didn't seem real, so it didn't seem warn't
Speaker 16: telling you about and you know, one thing led to
Speaker 16: another and it's escalated and I'm I mean, how many
Speaker 16: people actually get chosen to be on this shows?
Speaker 2: Rare make a lot of Tricia, how are you feeling
Speaker 2: hearing all this?
Speaker 14: I really just don't have words right now, Like I
Speaker 14: had no idea what was happening. I did not think
Speaker 14: this was happening.
Speaker 2: Doesn't sounded kind of upset, Tricia. Yes, I think I
Speaker 2: know why you're Probably it's probably because you don't like
Speaker 2: that show.
Speaker 3: Nobody doesn't like that.
Speaker 2: If he was going on to a different reality dating show,
Speaker 2: it but that one's kind of, you know, trashy.
Speaker 3: You got to handle where you can't touch other people.
Speaker 4: Am I reading this right? Tricia?
Speaker 12: No, you're not reading it right.
Speaker 14: Basically wants to hang out with a bunch of other
Speaker 14: women in bikinis.
Speaker 4: That was my dad.
Speaker 3: I did not understand Jeff's sarcastic. Dude, that sucks and
Speaker 3: how embarrassing.
Speaker 11: Like you weren't gonna tell her she's just gonna pop
Speaker 11: up and like her boyfriend's gonna be on Love Island.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, what was your plan, dude?
Speaker 15: I was just gonna see how it goes.
Speaker 5: And then.
Speaker 2: It may have been something that the producers wanted to
Speaker 2: bring Tricia into the show as part of the drama.
Speaker 2: Sometimes I like to do that the girlfriend back home
Speaker 2: that doesn't know about it.
Speaker 3: It's an opportunity for her that she's not seen.
Speaker 4: God blew your opportunity, dude.
Speaker 3: Good thing you found this.
Speaker 15: Out, honey.
Speaker 16: I'm sorry.
Speaker 15: I just.
Speaker 3: Right now, Trisha break up with this guy.
Speaker 12: Yeah, I mean we're done here, all right, Trisha.
Speaker 2: You're kicking yourself out of his own apartments.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 3: You used to beat though. I mean they're on at
Speaker 3: least together.
Speaker 15: It'll be fine, Tricia.
Speaker 5: Will honor what I said I would do. You can
Speaker 5: have the apartments.
Speaker 3: He's an honorable man, so chivalrous.
Speaker 2: I'm going to vote for you on Love Island.
Speaker 12: You think that's supposed to make me feel better.
Speaker 6: It doesn't.
Speaker 3: Ye See, I was open. He just gets an STD
Speaker 3: on the show.
Speaker 6: Everybody wins, yes, brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: In medieval times, one of the most important jobs was
Speaker 2: the town crier. No, not that, no, No, It's the
Speaker 2: person who went out into the public square and they
Speaker 2: shouted here ye hear ye, and then they gave important
Speaker 2: announcements to the people, like when a royal baby was
Speaker 2: born or when the town toilet hole was clogged.
Speaker 3: Okay, so important, not to miss jeff You need.
Speaker 2: To know that stuff. But he was the one who
Speaker 2: kept the citizens informed and they loved him for Yeah.
Speaker 2: So will my co hosts embrace me in the same
Speaker 2: way when I cry town for them? That's a stretch.
Speaker 2: Bro I don't know what happened. Where did the respect
Speaker 2: go for the town crier? Say you respect me right now, Broke,
Speaker 2: there's more than there's.
Speaker 3: More than one toilet hole now, jo it's not as important.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, I'm still gonna attempt to dost thou the
Speaker 2: thine the crying you.
Speaker 8: Unless you're announcing a new Kardashian baby.
Speaker 12: We don't care.
Speaker 2: You're gonna find out where all the broken toilets are
Speaker 2: in the city when I give you the important news
Speaker 2: in a brand new care or don't care, it's coming up.
Speaker 2: If you're a wine maker, I'm sure you get all
Speaker 2: of your gossip through the grape vines. Must be nice,
Speaker 2: But naturally, the rest of us we have to get
Speaker 2: our news in an even less dignified way on this
Speaker 2: radio segment for a brand new care Don't care.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the internet vine.
Speaker 3: No ninety plus ready in here.
Speaker 2: No, it doesn't even get you mildly buzzed. Well, let's
Speaker 2: get right into your first headline. Finally, science has found
Speaker 2: a way for Jose to get his heart rate up
Speaker 2: without any physical activity whatsoever. Care don't care?
Speaker 3: We have to care.
Speaker 4: Care, I don't care.
Speaker 3: Yes, we care for you.
Speaker 2: We can. So there are a lot of things you
Speaker 2: can do to get your blood pumping. Have some caffeine,
Speaker 2: do some vigorous exercise, spend thirty seconds scrolling Twitter right now.
Speaker 2: But there is a new one. Scientists just did a
Speaker 2: study and found that parallel parking can increase your heart
Speaker 2: rate by an average of fifty seven.
Speaker 11: Percent because it's stressful, but it's so satisfying when you
Speaker 11: get it right.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like you feel like the king of the world.
Speaker 4: It only took me fifteen point turn, but I did it.
Speaker 3: Oh my god. If you can get it in two turns,
Speaker 3: you're like, who saw it?
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's part of like the stress and anxiety is
Speaker 2: being able to do it quickly without hitting anything.
Speaker 6: I love it.
Speaker 3: I feel like I live in this moment for this.
Speaker 2: It goes for both men and women. The heart rate
Speaker 2: goes up. Even just backing into an open parking spot
Speaker 2: increases your average heart rate by forty six percent.
Speaker 4: Dude, no, my new reverse cam on my car. I
Speaker 4: love backing spot.
Speaker 11: I typically don't have an issue, but the other day
Speaker 11: I was in the fancy garage and there was a
Speaker 11: guy that was still in his car next to me
Speaker 11: that was in like a Porsche or something, and he's
Speaker 11: just staring at me the entire time I'm backing up
Speaker 11: like this little Kia.
Speaker 6: You know.
Speaker 2: Yes, Oh my god. They did not measure the heart
Speaker 2: rate of anybody who's stuck behind some jerk who's double
Speaker 2: parked and leaves you no space to get around them.
Speaker 2: But that spike has to be pretty high in heart
Speaker 2: rate too. Similar Basically, all driving maneuvers raises your heart
Speaker 2: rate somewhat, but parallel parking seems to raise it the most.
Speaker 3: Start parking your car, Yeah.
Speaker 2: Does on parking spot? Go to the next one.
Speaker 3: Had to get those nice abs? Well, tell you there
Speaker 3: was a tight spot.
Speaker 2: Let's go to your next headline, the scorching hot game
Speaker 2: that's sold out everywhere except for eBay. Care and don't care?
Speaker 3: Oh I love games. I care.
Speaker 2: Mattel quietly debuted a new version of Uno last month,
Speaker 2: and it's already sold out everywhere after TikTok latched onto it.
Speaker 2: It's ten dollars and it's called Uno. Show them no mercy?
Speaker 3: What's the twist?
Speaker 2: Like I mentioned in the title, good luck finding it,
Speaker 2: because if you do, they're being resold on eBay right
Speaker 2: now for at least forty bucks or monay And what's
Speaker 2: so special about it? It's basically normal UNO, but with
Speaker 2: a few new rules, including four draw ten cards.
Speaker 4: Whoa'abotaged?
Speaker 2: Also added some draw sixes, a bunch of skip everyone cards.
Speaker 2: Oh that's awesome, back to you, and a color roulette
Speaker 2: card which lets you chose a random color and then
Speaker 2: the other player has to keep drawing from the pile
Speaker 2: until they pick that color.
Speaker 4: This is kind of fun.
Speaker 3: That sounds fun.
Speaker 16: I like it.
Speaker 2: Those are the tame rules. There's a few new crazy ones,
Speaker 2: like when someone plays a seven, they get to swap
Speaker 2: hands with anybody else in the circle.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, and you have to guess right you see cards.
Speaker 2: So there's a few others here. If you play a zero,
Speaker 2: everyone passes their hand to the left.
Speaker 4: Ah, and then the hand trading.
Speaker 8: Is genius because we all know that we build that
Speaker 8: perfect hand very handle, like throw a bunch of bombs
Speaker 8: down and then boom, someone takes it away.
Speaker 2: To make sure you don't end up with two hundred cards,
Speaker 2: they do add a mercy rule, which is why it's
Speaker 2: called U No No Mercy. If you end up holding
Speaker 2: twenty five cards or more, you immediately lose oh kind
Speaker 2: of fun guy. People online are joking. This is going
Speaker 2: to absolutely destroy family.
Speaker 3: I love making my kids cry.
Speaker 2: All right, let's go to your next line. The grand opening,
Speaker 2: literally no one asked for, but everybody is looking forward to.
Speaker 16: I don't care.
Speaker 6: I care.
Speaker 5: Well.
Speaker 2: Remember how Apple created the iPhone and got everyone to
Speaker 2: stop buying watches, and then they started selling watches. Yes, yeah, Well,
Speaker 2: Netflix might be doing the exact same thing. After running
Speaker 2: Blockbuster out of business and making video stores the thing
Speaker 2: in the past. Guess who just announced they're going to
Speaker 2: start opening brick and mortar shops.
Speaker 14: Netflix.
Speaker 2: I'm such a sucker, and it's not crue exactly what
Speaker 2: kind of mercher stuff they'll be selling.
Speaker 3: If they sell DVDs, I swear on my life.
Speaker 2: I don't think there's anyway you would sell DVDs. I
Speaker 2: mean that's I know, maybe like a little subscription card
Speaker 2: with like a like a gift card.
Speaker 3: You know what they're going to sell.
Speaker 11: They're going to sell commercials because that's what we're all
Speaker 11: going to be watching again pretty soon. I'm telling you,
Speaker 11: we're going right back to where we started.
Speaker 2: They say the stores will be offering retail items, which
Speaker 2: could mean things like Strangers Things, T shirts, lava safety helmets,
Speaker 2: love is Blind, blindfolds.
Speaker 4: It's gonna be the merge for your favorite shows and then.
Speaker 11: Maybe like the box sets or like some board games
Speaker 11: right to go along with the stranger things.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, they are planning dining experiences so customers can
Speaker 2: actually eat the things you watch chefs make on their
Speaker 2: Netflix cooking shows.
Speaker 4: My god, if every time I watch Chef's Table, I'm like,
Speaker 4: I wish I.
Speaker 2: Could eat this, or the great British bacon.
Speaker 3: Yeah talking, I like the one with the cole buyer.
Speaker 3: What's it? What is it called? Where nobody can make it?
Speaker 6: Is it.
Speaker 3: The people who can't?
Speaker 2: Actually, they're even gonna have live entertainment in the stores
Speaker 2: related to their Netflix program.
Speaker 4: Are your favorite comedian just doing a special in the
Speaker 4: middle of.
Speaker 2: The rest or probably just one old British lady in
Speaker 2: the corner singing running up.
Speaker 3: That hill, running up hill, running up that road.
Speaker 2: The stores are going to be called Netflix House, and
Speaker 2: the first two way open in unannounced city five from
Speaker 2: there to expand the major cities all.
Speaker 3: Over the world. Tell you, if they hear our reaction,
Speaker 3: they're not going to pick our city.
Speaker 2: Finally, Jeff's joke of the day care don't care what
Speaker 2: kind of concert costs forty five cents? What a fifty
Speaker 2: cent concert featuring Nickelback?
Speaker 5: Some money joke.
Speaker 4: That was scared?
Speaker 5: Don't care?
Speaker 6: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: Well this is embarrassing. But you know Producer BOYD. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's his sister's birthday.
Speaker 4: Oh, happy birthday, sister.
Speaker 6: Boy.
Speaker 2: He made me play this song for her. Happy birthday,
Speaker 2: Leslie Leliday. Too bad her birthday happened to land on
Speaker 2: this day, the same day as the day I was born.
Speaker 3: Oh it's a didn't know.
Speaker 10: It's a really unlucky day for producer boy Yeah, birthday.
Speaker 4: To happy birthday.
Speaker 2: B Well, it's not about me, you do that. It's
Speaker 2: about Leslie. After So let's talk to our caller who's
Speaker 2: gonna play wind Brooks Bucks. Crystal, would you like to
Speaker 2: wish our producer's sister happy birthday and not Jeffrey?
Speaker 12: Yes, happy birthday. He's a producer's sister, Yes, not me.
Speaker 2: I like you, like you?
Speaker 3: Yeah, jeff you didn't get my gift?
Speaker 5: Yeah, what is it?
Speaker 3: I'll give it to you later.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, okay, Oh I sent my gift?
Speaker 2: Is that what happened?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 2: No, okay, great, Why don't you go out there and
Speaker 2: find the gift? Brook? I'm sure you will.
Speaker 4: Sure it's somewhere. She's gonna grab some.
Speaker 2: Yeah, mean once, Crystal, you know how the game works.
Speaker 2: You got thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
Speaker 2: If you don't know when, you could say past. But
Speaker 2: you have to beat Brook out right to win?
Speaker 5: Are you ready? Yes?
Speaker 12: I think so.
Speaker 4: All right, Crystal, let's.
Speaker 2: Do this for Leslie on her birthday.
Speaker 4: It's it's your birthday to buddy.
Speaker 5: Here we go.
Speaker 2: Your time starts now. Today is my birthday. Wish me
Speaker 2: happy birthday in Spanish for a free point oh past.
Speaker 2: In the nineteen twenties, gangster al Capone ruled what city?
Speaker 6: Uh?
Speaker 5: New York?
Speaker 2: How many ribs are in an adult human body?
Speaker 5: Eight?
Speaker 2: What is the most populated city in North America? New York,
Speaker 2: Toronto or Mexico City?
Speaker 5: Uh?
Speaker 15: Toronto?
Speaker 2: In the series Stranger Things, what is Eleven's favorite food?
Speaker 12: A waffles?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Do that one?
Speaker 2: Good job, Crystal Brooks.
Speaker 12: Amount of ribs.
Speaker 2: Of a little concerned about how many ribs you have
Speaker 2: in your Okay? That makes sense?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 2: Brook is back in the studio. She gave me a
Speaker 2: bell off of her desk that has been there for
Speaker 2: a very long time.
Speaker 6: I bought it.
Speaker 3: I bought it a long time ago for you.
Speaker 4: Ring it it says wine.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, Jose may have gotten that for me, but
Speaker 3: I think he meant to get it for you.
Speaker 2: The gifts that keeps on giving. Crystal, What's something that
Speaker 2: we should know about you since you're first time player
Speaker 2: to the show.
Speaker 12: Well, I'm working on getting my teaching degree and I
Speaker 12: work for special at students right now.
Speaker 3: That's awesome. Yet for you, we need good teachers in
Speaker 3: this world, lots more of them.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm working on it.
Speaker 12: It's hard, but it's gonna be worth it.
Speaker 2: Awesome, man, Awesome, I appreciate that, Crystal Brook. It's your turn.
Speaker 3: You're ready, Yeah, I'm ready.
Speaker 2: Your time starts now. Today is my birthday. Wish me
Speaker 2: happy birthday in Spanish for a free points falis. In
Speaker 2: the nineteen twenties, gangster al Capone rules What City Chicago?
Speaker 2: How many ribs are in an adult human body?
Speaker 3: Twenty?
Speaker 2: What is the most populated city in North America? New York,
Speaker 2: Toronto or Mexico City Mexico City. In the series stranger things.
Speaker 2: What is eleven's favorite food?
Speaker 4: It goes.
Speaker 2: Solid work by everybody. Today, we're gonna go to the
Speaker 2: scoreboard and see how you both did with Jose. Nothing
Speaker 2: says like Rulls milanios.
Speaker 4: Crystal, you got one correct today?
Speaker 3: Oh man, Yeah, that's all right, Crystal.
Speaker 4: Trying to hype you up a little bit. Brook. Yep,
Speaker 4: well you for Jeff's birthday?
Speaker 3: Yeah, God for.
Speaker 2: Sorry about that, Crystal.
Speaker 12: That's okay. It so fun.
Speaker 3: That's a good attitude.
Speaker 2: Let's get the answers in. Today's my birthday. To wish
Speaker 2: me happy birthday. In Spanish, it's felice. We did give
Speaker 2: her that you gave Brooke coop cooplemos follies.
Speaker 3: Okay, I did. I'm not good with pronunciation. I'm not
Speaker 3: good with Spanish.
Speaker 2: It's f e l I Z all right, pronunciation matter.
Speaker 11: Sorry.
Speaker 2: In the nineteen twenties, gangster al Capone ruled over Chicago.
Speaker 2: There are twenty four total ribs in the adult human body,
Speaker 2: twelve on each side.
Speaker 3: I'm missing four, Yeah, you're missing. I don't know.
Speaker 2: Wait a minute, it's a Crystal guest eight.
Speaker 3: So that's all right, just eight, four on each side.
Speaker 2: The most populated city in North America is Mexico City
Speaker 2: with eight point eight five million people. New York is second,
Speaker 2: Toronto third, and the series Stranger Things eleven's favorite food
Speaker 2: is Ego waffles.
Speaker 6: Go yay.
Speaker 2: So Crystal, you know we can't give you any money here,
Speaker 2: but just for playing, you do win a twenty five
Speaker 2: dollars Disney gift card valid at any Disney resort, theme park,
Speaker 2: or online on the Disney Store.
Speaker 5: Oh very awesome.
Speaker 3: Yeah, hey, thanks for playing. I love you.
Speaker 2: You're the only one.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's weird, right, so weird o get weird.
Speaker 2: Yeah, your Disney stuff, but whatever, Thanks for playing, Chris.
Speaker 2: So what will you actually do when Brooks bucks same
Speaker 2: time tomorrow?
Speaker 6: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning