Speaker 1: I was donkey up to day damn, but he hog
Speaker 1: it's time the donkey the day. I mean, trying to
Speaker 1: be donkey today. No more. They should be embarrassed by
Speaker 1: what they already did. I'm not making these people do
Speaker 1: these days called donkey of the day, and it really
Speaker 1: caught me off. Card damn Scharla Man who got the
Speaker 1: donkey out of day today?
Speaker 2: Wow?
Speaker 1: Jeff Hilarius, who's actually here this morning? Donkey today? For Wednesday,
Speaker 1: October eighteenth, coach to a Florida man named Johnny Yates.
Speaker 1: What did Junker y'all always say about the great state
Speaker 1: of Florida. The craziest people in America come from the
Speaker 1: Bronx and all of Florida, and today is no exception. Now,
Speaker 1: nobody likes going to jail. If you've ever had a
Speaker 1: warrant or been wanting for something, that feeling of evading
Speaker 1: the police for as long as you can is a
Speaker 1: very stressful feeling. Okay. I don't care how cool Nri
Speaker 1: made being on the run sound. It is not okay.
Speaker 1: No matter how much you're eating, it's not all right,
Speaker 1: especially knowing that at any given moment then boys in
Speaker 1: Blue could be coming for you, and that's the predicament.
Speaker 1: Johnny Yates found himself in Johnny is forty one years
Speaker 1: old and he was wanted the Pope County Sheriff's office
Speaker 1: for aggravated battery, false imprisonment, and tampering charges. Deputies showed
Speaker 1: up to his house around two forty five pm on
Speaker 1: a Saturday after getting a tip that he was inside. Oh,
Speaker 1: somebody told on him. There was a reward out for
Speaker 1: his arrest or somebody didn't like him, okay, one of
Speaker 1: the two. But when they got this house, they noticed
Speaker 1: a dry eraser board in front of a window. Y'all
Speaker 1: know the dry erase bordt you right on they the
Speaker 1: police pulled up and they saw it in front of
Speaker 1: a window and written on it and said, Johnny Yates
Speaker 1: does not live here. I promise you there is nothing
Speaker 1: stupid on this planet than a man who gets caught,
Speaker 1: or should I say, a man who gets caught but
Speaker 1: doesn't want to accept the reality that they've been caught.
Speaker 1: I don't care if you get caught by the police,
Speaker 1: or if you get caught cheating. Even though black men
Speaker 1: don't cheat, other men can get caught. Buttonnecket in the
Speaker 1: Poom poom, mid stroke, your woman catch you and a
Speaker 1: man will make up the stupidest lie on the spot
Speaker 1: mid stroke, you looking at him. He will tell you
Speaker 1: it ain't me. Okay, this is my cousin and you
Speaker 1: know what I feel like. It's our parents fault. Okay.
Speaker 1: When you grow up in a certain environment, you train
Speaker 1: to lie. It started because of our parents. Parents trained
Speaker 1: kids to tell stupid ass lies at an early age.
Speaker 1: I grew up Jehovah's witness. On a Saturday, walk up
Speaker 1: to somebody house. You can see the family in the house.
Speaker 1: Sprinkles is running cars in the yard. You see the
Speaker 1: dad through the window drinking a beer. Knock on the door,
Speaker 1: a little six year old open the door, talking about
Speaker 1: their home alone. You know what I'm saying, You and
Speaker 1: the house as a child. Around ten or eleven phone rings.
Speaker 1: You pick it up. You know it's the bill collected.
Speaker 1: Your mama whisper loud as hell. Tell him I ain't hell.
Speaker 1: You get back on the phone. My mom said she
Speaker 1: ain't here. She want to know if you can leave
Speaker 1: a message. Though all you go to ie Hoop. You know,
Speaker 1: kids eat free at eye Hop. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: You get one I would said, I help eat kids
Speaker 1: eat free under ten or something like that. Ye, but
Speaker 1: yeah ten, I thought it was under ten. But either way,
Speaker 1: you be an eyehop with your parents. You're clearly going
Speaker 1: through puberty. But your parents would tell you and the
Speaker 1: way to ask you tell them you nine? Oh'm like mom,
Speaker 1: I drove him, all right. I got my learners from
Speaker 1: men and my mustag coming in to morrow of the story?
Speaker 1: Is his parents fault that we like this little white
Speaker 1: lives as kids turned the big lies on a white
Speaker 1: board as an adult. And I want to know, Johnny,
Speaker 1: what was your end goal? Did you actually think they
Speaker 1: were going to read the sign and say, damn we
Speaker 1: missed them? Guys? All right, Johnny doesn't live here anymore.
Speaker 1: Can somebody get the new address? Now? Johnny didn't go
Speaker 1: out with a fight without a fight either, because somebody
Speaker 1: walked out the house and confirmed no Johnny is in there. Okay,
Speaker 1: So cops surrounded the house for an hour and then
Speaker 1: they tried to smoke him out. Literally, I didn't even
Speaker 1: know police did this. Did y'all know? They got something
Speaker 1: called surrender smoke now, but they dispensed surrender smoke inside
Speaker 1: the house and then they smoke you out. Now, so
Speaker 1: four people came out the house, but none of them
Speaker 1: was Johnny. So let's keep counting. Now, one person came
Speaker 1: out and told him Johnny was in there. They smoked
Speaker 1: four more people out. That's five people in this house,
Speaker 1: all right, five people. I want to play a game.
Speaker 1: I guess what racist is? Oh my god, put clearly
Speaker 1: say Mexican. Oh my god. They called out for Johnny
Speaker 1: some more. They did another round of surrender smoke. Still
Speaker 1: know Johnny, So they let the dogs out. K nine
Speaker 1: unit went in and they found Johnny hiding and a
Speaker 1: modified uh modified dresser like the dresser, you know, the
Speaker 1: dresser he was hiding and the dresser. We definitely don't
Speaker 1: got to play a game. I guess when several generations
Speaker 1: of a family living in a two bedroom house, he
Speaker 1: could in a modified chesterday he built and he rode
Speaker 1: on a whiteboard, me, no hell, come on, please to
Speaker 1: give Johnny Yates the biggest he hall. That is not me.
Speaker 2: No here, write me, no here.
Speaker 1: It ain't no hit tomorrow, all right.
Speaker 3: And I just want to tell y'all, if you purchase
Speaker 3: an adult entree, kids get a free kids meal at
Speaker 3: high half between four pm and ten pm.
Speaker 1: So it's no more kids eat free. There's no more kids.
Speaker 3: That says, purchasing an adult entree and get a free
Speaker 3: kids meal, and I.
Speaker 1: Have damage from four to ten kids free. No, I said, no,
Speaker 1: you said the age let. You said kids under ten. I said,
Speaker 1: when you purchase an adult entree and you get a
Speaker 1: free kids between four and ten years. But that's that's
Speaker 1: not free age. Yeah. I can read right and I
Speaker 1: can read it correctly. Man, job right up next since
Speaker 1: just fix my mess.
Speaker 3: Eight hundred and five five one on five one. If
Speaker 3: you need just to fix your mess, call us up
Speaker 3: right now. Eight hundred five eight five one oh five one.
Speaker 3: It's the Breakfast Cloak the Morning Jesus, the Breakfast Club