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Speaker 6: me now, one and only Steve Harvey got a radio show. Well,
Speaker 6: nothing changes about that. Nothing changes about that, man. I
Speaker 6: was just getting ready to come on the air this morning.
Speaker 6: I was just thinking, man, I was just having a
Speaker 6: reflective moment of just how really good God has been
Speaker 6: to me. I just it's it's it's man. Let me
Speaker 6: just say that again, how really good God has been
Speaker 6: to me. And here's a cold part. In spite of myself,
Speaker 6: you understand that, in spite of all my shortcomings, in
Speaker 6: spite of all of my flaws and and and and
Speaker 6: and in spite of all of what anybody has said
Speaker 6: about me, God God, through his grace and mercy, just
Speaker 6: keeps me anyway. So many of us are exceptional people,
Speaker 6: but we refuse to just go ahead and be exceptional.
Speaker 6: We settle for the ordinary, We follow the pack, We
Speaker 6: try to fit in. Man, oh man, oh man, You know,
Speaker 6: I've heard my wife say this to my children all
Speaker 6: the time. When she's scolding him or talking to him,
Speaker 6: she'll be talking to him about leadership. You know, why
Speaker 6: are you following everybody when God clearly made you to lead?
Speaker 6: So many of us are born, and so many of
Speaker 6: you are born to be exceptional people, but we always
Speaker 6: trying to follow the pack. Why would you try to
Speaker 6: fit in? Why would you try to be like everybody
Speaker 6: else be ordinary? Why would you follow the pack? When
Speaker 6: God is created you to be exceptional? The key word
Speaker 6: in exceptional is except you. Ever you ever dine this
Speaker 6: right here? You know, everybody did that accept me. Everybody
Speaker 6: felt that way except me. Everybody said that except me.
Speaker 6: Everybody won't wanted that accept me. Everybody went over there
Speaker 6: except me. Everybody jumped in except me except me. See
Speaker 6: why have you said that in your life? If you
Speaker 6: were not to be exceptional? See you got to say
Speaker 6: everybody except me at one point in yo to I
Speaker 6: don't know who ain't done it? You know, everybody wanted.
Speaker 6: Everybody voted no except me. See, so you're not You're
Speaker 6: not created to follow the pack. You ain't created to
Speaker 6: fit in. You ain't created to, uh, you know, to
Speaker 6: be ordinary. You were created to be exceptional, as exceptional
Speaker 6: as your fingerprint on your finger is. You were created
Speaker 6: to be exceptional. Why not make this the year that
Speaker 6: you go head on and be exceptional? Why won't this
Speaker 6: be the year that you decide in your mind? But
Speaker 6: just has to be a decision that we make. Now
Speaker 6: we not following the pack no more. We not trying
Speaker 6: to fit in no more. We ain't settling for ordinary
Speaker 6: no more. We're gonna be exceptional. But you know, you
Speaker 6: got to go ahead and follow that. You got to
Speaker 6: get on the exceptional path because that's what you were
Speaker 6: created for. Why be ordinary? You know? But all of
Speaker 6: this this comes It has to start with a thought.
Speaker 6: You got to first think something. Thoughts become things. A
Speaker 6: man is as he thinketh that's all you will ever be.
Speaker 6: So what are your thoughts today? Why not have exceptional
Speaker 6: thoughts instead of ordinary thoughts? Why not have exceptional thoughts
Speaker 6: instead of fitting in thoughts?
Speaker 9: So?
Speaker 6: Why you want to be like everybody else? Why you
Speaker 6: want to be ordinary when you could possibly be extraordinary
Speaker 6: with a change of your mind, a change of your venue,
Speaker 6: And you don't have to be any other kind of
Speaker 6: way just because my mama was this, well, my daddy
Speaker 6: was this way, or this the school I went to?
Speaker 9: This?
Speaker 6: What race I belong to? This my sexual preference? This
Speaker 6: is my this? This is my dad? How many? How many?
Speaker 6: How many excuses? You need? I mean, how many excuse? What? What? What?
Speaker 6: What's it gonna be this year that we let another
Speaker 6: three hundred and sixty five days slip by without improving
Speaker 6: our condition, our place, our spot, our life, the quality
Speaker 6: of life we have. We cannot afford to keep letting
Speaker 6: all these years go by without changing. You're an exceptional person.
Speaker 6: How many times have you set up and said, everybody
Speaker 6: did that accept me? You know I was only everybody
Speaker 6: jumped in except me. I told him I knew it.
Speaker 6: Everybody voted for that except me. And now look at it, man,
Speaker 6: it seemed like everybody went that way except me. Okay,
Speaker 6: do you get it? Do you understand what's being said
Speaker 6: to you that all accept me is because couldn't it be?
Speaker 6: Because you're an exceptional person and it's time for you
Speaker 6: to take control of that. It's time for you to
Speaker 6: start thinking different. It's time for you to start acting
Speaker 6: on what you think. It's time for you to start
Speaker 6: doing something about it. It's time for you to stop
Speaker 6: taking each and every day that God gives us for
Speaker 6: granted and letting them go by the wayside. Like you
Speaker 6: got plenty more. Well, you may have plenty more, but
Speaker 6: guess what what you wasting the ones you got for?
Speaker 6: I got you young, and you feel like you're gonna
Speaker 6: live forever. Eh, okay, cool, But let me ask you something.
Speaker 6: See here, here, here go the part about it. I
Speaker 6: supose you do live? See see everybody worrying about dying.
Speaker 6: But I got news for you. Suppose you keep on living.
Speaker 6: You want to keep living in the condition you in now.
Speaker 6: You want to keep living with the money you got now.
Speaker 6: You want to keep living with the relationship you got now.
Speaker 6: You want to keep living by yourself like you are now.
Speaker 6: You want to keep wanting the right relationship, the right
Speaker 6: man to the right woman, but you keep getting the
Speaker 6: wrong one. You want to keep doing that for the
Speaker 6: rest of your life. Problem ain't dying. There's problem is
Speaker 6: if you keep on living, who wants to keep on
Speaker 6: living just the way they are right now. And if
Speaker 6: you can say I'm cool, what I am, just the
Speaker 6: way I am right now? In cool, this conversation ain't
Speaker 6: for you. Ain't got no problem with that. You know, say,
Speaker 6: greatness ain't for everybody. Being exceptional ain't for everybody. Becoming
Speaker 6: extraordinary ain't for everybody. Heck, becoming successful ain't for everybody.
Speaker 6: I got it. And you can come up with a
Speaker 6: way to justify your non existence and your ordinary life
Speaker 6: all you want, and that's fine and dandy. I ain't
Speaker 6: got no problem with it. Because some people just gonna
Speaker 6: be regular. Some people just gonna follow the pack, follow
Speaker 6: the crowd. Some people just wants to fit in. But
Speaker 6: if you're not that person, if you want to be extraordinary,
Speaker 6: if you want to be exceptional, if you want to
Speaker 6: be if you want a dad to be great at something,
Speaker 6: and you got to change your mindset. You got to
Speaker 6: get what your creator and find out what he created
Speaker 6: you for. You got to quit thinking of things just
Speaker 6: in your own thought process. You know, lean not to
Speaker 6: your own understanding. I don't know where that is, but
Speaker 6: it's in there somewhere. Seeing Once you lean, if you
Speaker 6: lean to your own understanding. You know what it's gonna do.
Speaker 6: It's gonna limit you, man, it's gonna limit you. Why
Speaker 6: not see what God got for you. I would rather
Speaker 6: know what God got for me than to think of
Speaker 6: all the things I could because I can't out think
Speaker 6: him out and tried it before. All right, it's just
Speaker 6: the beginning. We're gonna have a good one man. Let's go.
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Speaker 6: a really really cute, sexy nickname back in college, but
Speaker 6: if they see you today and they will still call
Speaker 6: you that, welcome girl. Thank you for holding on. If
Speaker 6: you've had a sexycute nickname, if you don't match that name,
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Speaker 6: we do it up in here. Baby, it's all welcome
Speaker 6: and party this morning filled with undergratitude. Yah man, oh man, Man,
Speaker 6: I told God today how much I appreciate. I'm going
Speaker 6: through some things, but I'm grateful anyway. That's what you've
Speaker 6: got to learn how to do. You've got to be
Speaker 6: grateful even if you're going through somethings. The thing I'm
Speaker 6: going through ain't no worse than nobody else's thing. You
Speaker 6: just got to be grateful anyway. God been good to me, man.
Speaker 6: He gonna pull me through it anyway. Man, that's a
Speaker 6: good thing about God. This too shall pass, all of it.
Speaker 6: What I'm you said. The people who can't live up
Speaker 6: to the nickname, ye just you know, just it happens
Speaker 6: like that. You know, like your nickname used to be
Speaker 6: a little bit. Well he ain't little Nobo, but it's
Speaker 6: still calling you a little bit. Come on, man, it's
Speaker 6: all good. You gotta let your nickname go. Shellye Strawberry
Speaker 6: calling for real Mississippi Monica Junior boy, the legend that
Speaker 6: is nephew Tommy Junior. A lot on your mind this morning.
Speaker 6: Trouble on my mind.
Speaker 1: It's you.
Speaker 6: You said let your nickname go, and you cool would
Speaker 6: say in it up. People feel a certain way. You said, well,
Speaker 6: you know it's it's it's it's like you know, it's
Speaker 6: advice too, you know, if.
Speaker 1: You ain't a little bit no more, that's it.
Speaker 6: Yeah, your name, your nickname was a little bit when
Speaker 6: you was growing up, well a little bit to spread.
Speaker 6: Now your nickname ain't a little bit, it's lot more.
Speaker 1: Really college college.
Speaker 6: Yeah, your college nickname was a little bit, and now
Speaker 6: all of a sudden you lock more. You like, you know,
Speaker 6: in college your nickname was dimples. Well now your nickname
Speaker 6: is d Yeah, you know it switches up, you know,
Speaker 6: uh huh, because I got dimples. But I had enough
Speaker 6: face fact where they met they so I went from
Speaker 6: dimples to crease.
Speaker 1: Let me see.
Speaker 6: Yeah see if I lost a little weight though, so
Speaker 6: I got him back a little bit. But it was
Speaker 6: just a line at one point. It's just a line
Speaker 6: with from here all all the way up under here.
Speaker 6: But I got rid of the two faces. I lost
Speaker 6: some weight. Elevate you, baby, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 6: Elevate you and a plus. I combined it with cold plunging.
Speaker 6: I don't recommend cold plunging to nobody because it's like
Speaker 6: a heart attack every morning. Oh all right, lady Jim,
Speaker 6: it's how we started to day. Welcome.
Speaker 1: Come on coming up at thirty two minutes after the hour,
Speaker 1: we'll hear from the nephew as he runs that prank
Speaker 1: back right after this.
Speaker 10: You're listening morning show.
Speaker 1: It is time now for the nephew to run this
Speaker 1: prank back.
Speaker 7: What you got for us, nephew, Doctor Petrick, Doctor Petrick,
Speaker 7: cat dog, if you could, if you.
Speaker 9: Would hello, I'm trying to reach doctor Petrie. Please.
Speaker 11: This is doctor Petrie, Doctor Petrie.
Speaker 9: I' my name is Jared, Jared, and I was hoping
Speaker 9: you can help me. Ou would have would with a
Speaker 9: problem that I have?
Speaker 11: Okay, Hello Jared, I would love to help you out
Speaker 11: with a problem. Unfortunately, Doctor Petr right, I am, but
Speaker 11: this is my personal number. How did you get this number?
Speaker 9: If somebody gave me this number so I could call
Speaker 9: you and and and try to get some counseling from you,
Speaker 9: because I gotta I mean, I'm I'm I'm really in
Speaker 9: a bad situation right now.
Speaker 11: Okay, I can I can recognize that that you're in
Speaker 11: a bad situation. But how did you get my number?
Speaker 11: This is my personal line? Who gave you my number.
Speaker 9: Are you you you the doctor, You the counselor to
Speaker 9: help people with with with with with situations and problems
Speaker 9: and stuff.
Speaker 11: Right, yes, I am Jared. What can I do for you? Jared?
Speaker 9: Uh, I got a problem that it seemed like I'm
Speaker 9: just you know, I've been married to my wife for
Speaker 9: six years.
Speaker 11: Okay, wait, wait, wait, Jared, Now this what you're what
Speaker 11: you're about to get into. You're about to you want
Speaker 11: to go into a counseling session, and so in order
Speaker 11: to do that, I do that through making an appointment.
Speaker 9: I under all of that, but you you you don't
Speaker 9: understand I'm trying to. What I'm trying to tell you
Speaker 9: is that I got to situate and I know it's
Speaker 9: gonna happen again the night because it's been having it
Speaker 9: all the time. I'm just I just needing if you
Speaker 9: could just give me a little bit of help and
Speaker 9: then I'll come in next week. But I mean, I
Speaker 9: just need you to tell me how to handle my
Speaker 9: problem and then I'll come in next week. I just
Speaker 9: I just I need this.
Speaker 11: Bad right now, Jarrett. Jared, Jared, I need you to focus, Okay,
Speaker 11: I don't do this over the phone. However, it sounds
Speaker 11: to me like.
Speaker 9: You need I need you? Can you?
Speaker 11: Can you be that for me, just for I'm here.
Speaker 9: For calling you and disrupting your weekend, But can you
Speaker 9: help me out?
Speaker 11: Isn't he Tell him I'll call him back. I don't
Speaker 11: know what's going on. Tell him I'll call him back. Hello,
Speaker 11: I'm here, Jared, doctor Patrick, I'm here. Tell me. Tell
Speaker 11: me what's going on?
Speaker 9: Jared.
Speaker 11: I'm here to listen to you.
Speaker 9: Okay, listen, I've been I've been mad to my wife
Speaker 9: for like six years now, and I don't know what
Speaker 9: it is. But whatever, whenever we intimate, you know, I
Speaker 9: get scared and I'm going to the closet and I
Speaker 9: got a TV in there and I watched old TV
Speaker 9: shows because I'm scared. I'm scared of the intimacy between
Speaker 9: me and her.
Speaker 11: Okay, Jared, this this sounds like a particular case, and
Speaker 11: it's different from anything that I've experienced thus far. And
Speaker 11: I want to make sure that I address your.
Speaker 9: Up in the big league. Get not turn it back lonely.
Speaker 9: We live. You't need baby, ain't nothing along with that,
Speaker 9: because we move it on.
Speaker 11: R Okay, Jared, focus, you called me and you need.
Speaker 9: I'll I'll be going, I'll be going through it to
Speaker 9: be bothering me.
Speaker 11: Okay, Jared, what I need to do is I need
Speaker 11: to make sure out.
Speaker 9: Four o'clock rock, five six something PLoP, eight o clock
Speaker 9: rock Rock. We're going to rock rock the cock tonight
Speaker 9: when the cock right through wind the bands go down
Speaker 9: the crutch tonight, breeze, breathe.
Speaker 11: Oh, how did you get my number? How did you
Speaker 11: get my personal number?
Speaker 9: They gave me your number and said you you would
Speaker 9: be the one that would that would that would that
Speaker 9: would that would take care of me.
Speaker 11: I'm here, okay, let's take a din.
Speaker 9: And you knew where you were then girls were girls
Speaker 9: and men were men wishing we could use a man
Speaker 9: like everybody Hugh, But right again, let up together.
Speaker 11: I want to help you. I want to help you
Speaker 11: and I want to help your situation. I want to
Speaker 11: help you with your wife. But you you called me,
Speaker 11: and I if you're looking for a lifeline for an anchor,
Speaker 11: I'm trying to be that.
Speaker 9: I mean, you did to help me. I knew you
Speaker 9: did help me. When see, I know my wife is
Speaker 9: gonna leave me here if I knownna quit doing it.
Speaker 9: Here's this story of a lovely lady.
Speaker 11: Jared, Jared, my technique is a little bit different and
Speaker 11: maybe a little unorthodox.
Speaker 9: If not, we gotta feel this crul, the minal would
Speaker 9: be lost, the middle would be lost, the miner.
Speaker 11: Okay, look here, look here.
Speaker 9: I need you. I need I need you to help me.
Speaker 11: I need to get you into my office. I need
Speaker 11: to schedule an appointment with you. You need to erase my
Speaker 11: personal number from yourself.
Speaker 9: Because my body knows your name. Jared.
Speaker 11: Focus, Focus, focus, Jared, Focus. There's a lot more going
Speaker 11: on here. For one, you're making a.
Speaker 9: Lot of fun now with me and all the games,
Speaker 9: learning from each other while we do our thing and
Speaker 9: gonna have a good time.
Speaker 11: Jared, my patience is said up. I have no more
Speaker 11: patience with you now. I need you to fake suckers
Speaker 11: and get it together. Why didn't you call me? Why
Speaker 11: don't you How did you get my.
Speaker 9: Number at me? Why you're supposed to be a doctor.
Speaker 9: You're supposed to be a doctor.
Speaker 11: Am a doctor? Don't question my credentials, young man. You
Speaker 11: called me. I want to help you, but this has
Speaker 11: gone on too far.
Speaker 9: This is Tommy gave me your number, Billy too, Steve,
Speaker 9: you know, don't you.
Speaker 11: Now, Look, I want to help you, but you are
Speaker 11: not allowing me to do so. So who is Tommy?
Speaker 11: Who is Stephen? And how did you get my number?
Speaker 9: On the radio?
Speaker 11: Then on the radio seven on the radio as in Tommy, Matthew.
Speaker 9: Tommy, doctor Pat you have been.
Speaker 11: You know you didn't go?
Speaker 9: Oh my god? Do you have a colleague named Charles?
Speaker 11: You know what I'm gonna ki Ooh, look that I
Speaker 11: can't believe Charlie did this to me?
Speaker 9: My god, do you know what time of war on?
Speaker 3: You got a war?
Speaker 11: You got me flustered. I was recording you.
Speaker 12: I have you know that.
Speaker 9: Oh. I gotta ask you something though. What is the
Speaker 9: baddest and I mean the baddest radio show in the land.
Speaker 11: That's Steve have baby, My goodness.
Speaker 1: Thank you, nephew.
Speaker 6: Coming on.
Speaker 1: Thanks, we'll hear from the Chief Love Officer, Steve Harvey.
Speaker 1: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up at the
Speaker 1: top of the hour. In entertainment news, I'm sure received
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Speaker 1: talk about all of these stories at the hour. You
Speaker 1: know what, No, right now it is time to ask
Speaker 1: the clo. All right, clo, here we go. I'm not
Speaker 1: in Tuscaloosa.
Speaker 12: Right.
Speaker 1: So one of my boys told me that my girlfriend
Speaker 1: was turking on a white guy at a club this weekend.
Speaker 1: She said it was a joke because the white guy
Speaker 1: was visiting from London. Am I supposed to let this slide?
Speaker 1: Or is twerking on any man disrespectful?
Speaker 6: Well? When you say, oh, should you let it slide? What? What? What?
Speaker 13: What what if you don't let us slide? What that means?
Speaker 6: What I mean? I mean, what you're gonna do? She
Speaker 6: done tworked already, She didn't admit it that she did it.
Speaker 6: And she did it because he was from London. Damn.
Speaker 6: So now you won't know what I mean? What you're
Speaker 6: not gonna let it slide? Tell me what you do?
Speaker 6: What is the consequences for towerkin on the white boy?
Speaker 6: From the consequences? What is it? I don't think it's
Speaker 6: a lot break up? Break up?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 6: No, no, okay, well now what that could be a consequence?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 6: No? Happy? Now what happiness.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because if you're on me, I'm happy. I know that.
Speaker 1: Oh okay for a that's for the guy from London. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: all right. Moving on to Reesa in Miami, Resa says,
Speaker 1: my friend let me borrow some clothes for a photo shoot.
Speaker 1: I wore one of her blouses for fifteen minutes and
Speaker 1: a jumpsuit for about ten minutes. She wants all five
Speaker 1: of the items dry cleaned, even if I only wore
Speaker 1: two items. Am I obligated to do it? Or is
Speaker 1: she just being petty?
Speaker 6: No? You you borrowed her clothes. She ain't got the
Speaker 6: wonder which one you wore. Just dry clean the clothes.
Speaker 6: Do you know what it would have cost you to
Speaker 6: buy that stuff? Just try clean the woman's clothes while
Speaker 6: you're being trifling. She was kind enough to give you
Speaker 6: five outfits your funky behind. Wore two of them. Now
Speaker 6: here the problem with the tooth. If you put the
Speaker 6: two in the bag with the other three and you
Speaker 6: had them on, you've now affected the freshness of the
Speaker 6: other three. That's why all five of them got to
Speaker 6: go to the cleaner. What's wrong with you? Though you
Speaker 6: borrow the damn clothes, you don't pay for them. You
Speaker 6: don't want to cleaner, that'd be your last time coming
Speaker 6: to my house. Why is your poe ass over here? Anyway?
Speaker 6: If you ain't got the clothes for the photo shoot,
Speaker 6: what did you do in the damn photo shoot for wow?
Speaker 6: Filter and do some selfish on ig and change your
Speaker 6: clothes with the filter? Well, you better recognize Tommy, I'm
Speaker 6: teaching juniors. I've been teaching all morning because what y'all
Speaker 6: don't know what Junior couldn't get on this morning without
Speaker 6: me because he was not a wicked little zoom but
Speaker 6: he ain't even know to go to hit Dollar party.
Speaker 6: Click on the blue icon, go ahead.
Speaker 1: All rights and Seattle says, I went to dinner with
Speaker 1: three of my male friends and we had a few drinks.
Speaker 1: They asked for separate checks and said it was because
Speaker 1: they had beer and I ordered to margaritas with expensive tequila.
Speaker 1: Shouldn't they have paid the bill regardless of my drinks?
Speaker 13: What didn't you say that y'all just friends and we
Speaker 13: are work. We're from working.
Speaker 6: Yeah, y'all, you ain't sleeping with nobody. You don't get
Speaker 6: all them drinks for that. That ain't how that work.
Speaker 6: Only one through that is me and Tommy and Jr.
Speaker 6: We gotta take these girls out of every time we
Speaker 6: go out. We gotta pay for every damn thing all
Speaker 6: us hit, the extra double eggs and all this hell,
Speaker 6: I want extra shrimp on my satin. I don't we
Speaker 6: gonna pay all that. Yeah, but everybody ain't like us,
Speaker 6: So you know that's what you get. You know, I
Speaker 6: got these three male friends. They're not your friends. Oh
Speaker 6: they're not.
Speaker 13: Man, that is that's a real cowork.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Well she just said the three of her friends. She
Speaker 1: didn't say that they work together.
Speaker 6: Oh they don't work together. Then they really don't, you know, Yeah,
Speaker 6: they ain't your.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay there, but she's yeah, she's saying, shouldn't they
Speaker 1: pay the bill regardless of her drinks?
Speaker 7: So he thought she had a free meal and she's
Speaker 7: not getting it, sir, free drinks and she's like, they're
Speaker 7: just cheap.
Speaker 1: They're cheap.
Speaker 6: No, all that rosatto and all that old top shelf. No,
Speaker 6: uh uh, get some of that ragglarss serana could be drinking.
Speaker 6: Get you some damn teitos and sit your ass down,
Speaker 6: whole damn bottom twelve dollars for someone potatoes and all
Speaker 6: that post drink you some postoff? How much? How much
Speaker 6: of tito?
Speaker 1: Guys?
Speaker 9: All right?
Speaker 1: Last one, Steve, last one? Jamerian and Canton says, I'm
Speaker 1: renting a house from my aunt and her husband comes
Speaker 1: to collect the rent and other things.
Speaker 6: My aunt just.
Speaker 1: Confided in me that her husband has become distant and
Speaker 1: stopped having sex with her. This is terrible. Should I
Speaker 1: tell her husband that she suspects something is up or
Speaker 1: just breaks break things off with him?
Speaker 13: What you're doing?
Speaker 6: Is he still collecting the rent? And I don't understand
Speaker 6: your arrangement. You say he comes and collects the rent
Speaker 6: and other things. What is the other thing for if
Speaker 6: you still got to pay the damn rount that? I
Speaker 6: don't I don't understand. I'm on fire today. I'm sitting
Speaker 6: trying to figure you what is wrong with Huddle?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, but I mean there's a lot of things
Speaker 1: wrong with her. First of all, she's sleeping with her
Speaker 1: aunt's husband. Yeah, your uncle really.
Speaker 6: Yeah, Uncle Raymond.
Speaker 1: You're doing this to your aunt.
Speaker 6: That's terrible. Yea horrible.
Speaker 13: Ain't no booty discount or nothing, though, I.
Speaker 6: Mean, yeah, yeah, we ain't got nothing for you. Yeah,
Speaker 6: sorry about that? You stupid. You're stupid and trifling. Yeah.
Speaker 13: Really, Now your aunt coming over here, you know, swait Raymond.
Speaker 1: Why does her aunt have to talk like that?
Speaker 6: Though? Because I only got one person, one boy, tell me,
Speaker 6: got a lot of characters, don't tru Yeah, the truck
Speaker 6: driver told me. You don't do no woman.
Speaker 1: Dude, you got had a point.
Speaker 13: Yeah, you're gonna do it again.
Speaker 6: You know, when Raymond goes to get your rent, when
Speaker 6: he comes back, he don't. We don't. We don't do
Speaker 6: the new thing no more. You know any idea what's
Speaker 6: going on at your house? While when he come over here,
Speaker 6: he don't want nothing no more a t t anything
Speaker 6: ain't sweety? You want to tell Auntie? Uh huh mm hm,
Speaker 6: cause you know I fin to figure it out. Yeah,
Speaker 6: you ain't crazy enough, you know, had your last dish?
Speaker 6: Peach cobble over here, sweetie. Since I find it to
Speaker 6: be true, I'm gonna come over there. You're gonna need
Speaker 6: your head sold up. I'm telling you to the white meat.
Speaker 6: You're gonna need your whole head sold up because I'm
Speaker 6: gonna bust it to the white meat. Okay, sweetie, have
Speaker 6: a nice day, Raymond. All right, I'll be over there
Speaker 6: to collect the rent next month.
Speaker 1: Okay, good I like that, all right, thank you, Celo.
Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, we'll have
Speaker 1: some entertainment news for you right after this.
Speaker 10: You're listening Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 1: We gotta say congratulations to Usher. Usha Baby received the
Speaker 1: key to the city in Las Vegas. City councilman Yeah.
Speaker 1: City Councilman Cedric Career and Mayor Carolyn Goodman celebrated Usher,
Speaker 1: declaring yesterday, October seventeenth as Usher Raymond Day and handing
Speaker 1: him the key to the city. Usher thank the Las
Speaker 1: Vegas City officials for the honor, and an addition, Las
Speaker 1: Vegas City officials announced they're so excited about Usher Day
Speaker 1: because for the first time in the city's history, the
Speaker 1: Super Bowl will be in Las Vegas with Usher as
Speaker 1: the halftime prefer. Doesn't get any better than that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's really good. Congratulations Usher, Yeah, Yeah, it's gonna be great.
Speaker 6: Now, Usher gonna show him so yes this residency and
Speaker 6: my only hope Geord his performance and before is that
Speaker 6: stephen A. Smith, don't say a damn thing.
Speaker 3: You just.
Speaker 6: Now at the damn concert before.
Speaker 14: All after Okay, stick to sports, all right, here we go, Steve,
Speaker 14: this one's for you and other entertainment news.
Speaker 1: Jada and Will's kids now are feeling bad for their dad.
Speaker 1: According to Mercurynews dot Com, Willow and Jaden Smith have
Speaker 1: never been shy from basking in the glow of their
Speaker 1: parents fame. However, there are limits. Willow, Jaden, and Will's
Speaker 1: oldest son Trey all feel bad for their dad. We
Speaker 1: all know that Jada, of course, is on a press
Speaker 1: tour to promote her new book Worthy, where she keeps
Speaker 1: dropping bombshell revelations about their father. The kids know their
Speaker 1: dad is going through a lot after damaging his career
Speaker 1: with the Oscar slap, and now the press tour is
Speaker 1: and helping. They wish some of their families private matters
Speaker 1: remain private, So do we kids.
Speaker 6: Well, you need to tell you quit telling us. Why
Speaker 6: don't you go in there and tell your mama. Mama, Mama, Mama,
Speaker 6: Why damn it, Mama, Mama. I'm telling you now. You
Speaker 6: wearn't that ass hot out here? Daddy came on, No web,
Speaker 6: we can't go nowhere? Will what's wrong? What you want? Willie?
Speaker 6: They calling me Willie?
Speaker 3: Now?
Speaker 6: My name Willow, Willie, Willie what you wearing about this?
Speaker 6: For Jayde what won I don't. I don't got time
Speaker 6: for the mama shooting out. Dadd had been good to us,
Speaker 6: making all this money, giving us a lifestyle and everything.
Speaker 6: One of the bigger boostars in the world. You sitting
Speaker 6: up here talking about you thought it was a skip
Speaker 6: no good hair well that it walked up there wasn't,
Speaker 6: no damn skid. I told you not to get that
Speaker 6: hair cutting. No hot.
Speaker 1: She has ali, Would you stop shod Let me get
Speaker 1: this straight. This is the kids stockings.
Speaker 6: The kids talking kids. Which kid is that? All of them?
Speaker 6: The boy, the MoMA they got that's the oldest one.
Speaker 6: That don't nobody hear from the oldest one?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 6: Yeah? Trade down there representing the willow and uh Jaden
Speaker 6: Jaydon Yeah he he died talking for them.
Speaker 13: Now, I took mama after got the haircut.
Speaker 6: I told you right now, we can go right out
Speaker 6: here to the stove where the koree is at and
Speaker 6: we and we they had they had got them all
Speaker 6: in the.
Speaker 1: Winter to the beauty supply star go down.
Speaker 6: Here and beat the supply. And they had wigs say
Speaker 6: down here, oh no, you're gonna go sit up there
Speaker 6: in front Chris Rock. You know he gonna see you.
Speaker 6: And it wasn't even a bad Joe. You do look
Speaker 6: like g I J. You look your light. Dimmie more.
Speaker 6: Everybody do that. Now Daddy got to go up on stage.
Speaker 6: Slappers there becau. Daddy is still trying to recover from
Speaker 6: you were when I brought my friend over the house.
Speaker 6: I bought a little punky ass over here. I know,
Speaker 6: I know you're gonna get it tangle all up with
Speaker 6: him now. You said that on what you said that fault.
Speaker 13: Damn Mama.
Speaker 6: I ain't folks as damn Mama just wearing us out.
Speaker 1: Its truth.
Speaker 13: It's sad. This is so sad.
Speaker 6: Quick truth. Have you heard Steve show lie.
Speaker 10: Truth will do?
Speaker 1: All right, We're moving on. We're moving on.
Speaker 10: They are.
Speaker 1: We're going to try here. Yeah, all right, listen. According
Speaker 1: to TMZ Jusse Smallett back in the news, he's getting
Speaker 1: help now through a rehab treatment facility. This is through
Speaker 1: an outpatient program. In a statement, Smallet's rep said, quote,
Speaker 1: Jesse has had an extremely difficult past few years. He
Speaker 1: has been quietly working very hard for some time now,
Speaker 1: and we are proud of him for taking these very
Speaker 1: necessary steps. And we all remember, of course, Justin was
Speaker 1: found guilty of lying to Chicago cops about the alleged
Speaker 1: attack that happened back in twenty nineteen, where he claimed
Speaker 1: two mass Trump supporters attacked him and put a noose
Speaker 1: around his neck. Jusse was sentenced to one hundred and
Speaker 1: fifty days in jail for the incident, but was released
Speaker 1: from jail for his appeal a short time after the sentence.
Speaker 1: Sources are not quite sure what Jesse is getting treated for, However,
Speaker 1: drug use was mentioned quite a bit during his trial.
Speaker 13: There you go, well, maybe he was on drugs, said night.
Speaker 6: Maybe that's what that Yeah, you got you know to
Speaker 6: come over with that story that that's.
Speaker 13: Drugs right there, I've lied before. That's way path line.
Speaker 7: Who African guys hung me was trying to hang Yeah.
Speaker 6: That's not a lie. That's an hallucination. That's a hallucination.
Speaker 6: That's different from a lot.
Speaker 1: Okay, we gotta go thank the Lord with the Mega
Speaker 1: had on the home. It's twenty minutes after the hour.
Speaker 1: One of the Kings of Comedy, Steve ended a twenty
Speaker 1: five thousand dollars fund for his family after they complained
Speaker 1: it wasn't enough money. We'll tell you which king right
Speaker 1: after this, you're listening.
Speaker 10: Morning show.
Speaker 1: According to Essence magazine, during a recent interview on iHeartRadio Radio,
Speaker 1: one of the Kings of comedy, Steve Cedric, the entertainer,
Speaker 1: your good friend and of course a friend to the show.
Speaker 1: Cedric was promoting his new book called Flipping Box Cards,
Speaker 1: and he said he has no problem telling family members
Speaker 1: no unborrowing money. Said went on to say that he
Speaker 1: used to have a whole fund for the family every year,
Speaker 1: twenty five thousand dollars for whatever it is. You can
Speaker 1: get it if you qualify, and not for any nonsense,
Speaker 1: and his sister managed the fund, says family members were
Speaker 1: only allowed to take a portion, as opposed to a
Speaker 1: single individual using the entire twenty five grand. Cedric eventually
Speaker 1: put an end to the fan though to the fund, though,
Speaker 1: reason being family members started asking for more money, saying
Speaker 1: that wasn't enough the twenty five thousand dollars. So here's
Speaker 1: a question for you, Tommy and Junior, Can you guys
Speaker 1: relate to this and how do you deal with family
Speaker 1: members who want to borrow money.
Speaker 13: I've cut some off.
Speaker 6: I know you can't quit being a family member, but.
Speaker 13: I actually have. I've actually just why did.
Speaker 7: You do that?
Speaker 1: You opted out your fans.
Speaker 13: I've just done. I'm just done fooling with you.
Speaker 7: You know what when you loan out of grand, then
Speaker 7: you loan out two grand, then another six months, here
Speaker 7: come you need three more grand.
Speaker 1: It's something persona.
Speaker 7: Same person, and then and then that person to tell
Speaker 7: another family member, or you loan me this, you know,
Speaker 7: just tell them what you needed for the next thing.
Speaker 6: You know, you're gonna look up.
Speaker 7: You got about twenty five thirty out there, and it's
Speaker 7: not coming back.
Speaker 15: It's not just you just tell I'm not your cousin.
Speaker 15: No moment, I'm not cousing, I'm not divorced. I'm not
Speaker 15: your cousin.
Speaker 6: What divorce. If I could divorce a wife, I could
Speaker 6: damn show divorce a cousin. Show it's legal. It's much easier.
Speaker 6: But you know, I'm very I'm familiar with saying with
Speaker 6: this deal right here, because it's crazy. Enough is never
Speaker 6: enough for some people, and people have this sense of
Speaker 6: entitlement because the number one thing I used to hear,
Speaker 6: I know you got.
Speaker 13: It, Yeah, yeah, I do.
Speaker 6: Yeah. And the reason I have it is because I'm
Speaker 6: not gonna it all to you. In the beginning, you
Speaker 6: suffer from guilt because you want to help everybody out,
Speaker 6: and then you find out very quickly that they will
Speaker 6: take advantage of that. So then I started thinking to myself, Man,
Speaker 6: if they didn't have my sale number, what would they do?
Speaker 6: So I changed my sale number and I blocked everything
Speaker 6: from two one six. That's clear. But what I do
Speaker 6: was my family works for me. Is my fan club.
Speaker 1: Oh it's cool to work, and I just.
Speaker 6: Give them a salary because they all retired and retirement
Speaker 6: money ain't enough. I give them a salary. They live
Speaker 6: on it. They grateful, man, Thank you man. That money
Speaker 6: just help. Then you ain't got to ask me for nothing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, coming up in thirty four minute. Well
Speaker 1: check your voicemail right after.
Speaker 13: This whole problem. You can fell off.
Speaker 1: You're listening morning show and it's time now to check
Speaker 1: Steve's voicemail. You can call him at eight seven seven
Speaker 1: twenty nine. Steven leave a message for him. You just
Speaker 1: might hear your call in the air. Steve, you ready,
Speaker 1: This call is from a truck driver on the road.
Speaker 1: He wants to give you a compliment.
Speaker 16: You get Hendrick, I drive truck and I finally got
Speaker 16: a chance to get your Rashberry.
Speaker 6: Elevate you.
Speaker 16: To admit it does work, and I thank you put
Speaker 16: it out there and I will speed you'd be taking it.
Speaker 8: I thank you.
Speaker 6: Take Kensrick Man right on. Appreciate your man. That Rashberry.
Speaker 6: That's a new flavor that we came out. Rashberry. It's
Speaker 6: a little different from Raspberry.
Speaker 1: It has you're not clowning the way some more speaks.
Speaker 6: I know this, yeah, you know this is more flavorful
Speaker 6: hours just according to him, Rashberry. It's more flavor.
Speaker 3: But I can love.
Speaker 13: That's fank you Kendrick.
Speaker 6: Some people like raspberry, but me, me and kids. You
Speaker 6: Rashberry people.
Speaker 1: Right, listen, keep on this one. This was one of
Speaker 1: yesterday's asked the CLO question, Steve. This is from Laverne
Speaker 1: and Greenville, Remember Laverne. Laverne was the one that wrote
Speaker 1: in and said she worked at the post office. She
Speaker 1: noticed that her neighbor gets a lot of money orders
Speaker 1: every month and he mails them out of town remember her,
Speaker 1: to the same address. And she wanted to know could
Speaker 1: he be cheating on his wife and sending the money
Speaker 1: to another woman. Well, this lady left a message about
Speaker 1: your response.
Speaker 12: This is thea Laverne on the CLO call this morning.
Speaker 12: Could be onto something from the post office. There's a
Speaker 12: lot of fraud with money orders. People send people money
Speaker 12: then they asked them to send them back money orders.
Speaker 12: So she might be onto something and not necessarily what
Speaker 12: you're thinking. But that's a good observation from somebody working
Speaker 12: in the She might need to say a little more
Speaker 12: attention and alert the authority.
Speaker 17: Have a great day. I love the show and everybody
Speaker 17: else has fun.
Speaker 1: Take it by.
Speaker 6: Yeah, well, miss Vernon, listen, we really don't know what
Speaker 6: the hell you talking about. What's her name?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 13: Same thing? Hell theo Vernon? Miss the.
Speaker 6: I don't we don't know what the hell you're talking about.
Speaker 6: Oh I don't. I don't know why you thought you
Speaker 6: should call in about this hit. That ain't your damn
Speaker 6: be it sais? Miss deve is what the whole answer?
Speaker 6: I told her to Laverne? So what did you call there?
Speaker 6: Talking about that?
Speaker 9: Lady?
Speaker 6: Their post office might be on to something. People buy
Speaker 6: money all this all the time, sending then they ask
Speaker 6: for money back, So damn what that ain't got nothing
Speaker 6: to do with you, and and and and and le
Speaker 6: Verne in that letter was talking about he must be
Speaker 6: sending money to some woman. Should I let his wife know? Lady?
Speaker 6: Now see miss theo, that's how stuff gets started. Stay
Speaker 6: out of this. Why are you calling here with that?
Speaker 6: See you're wrong for that, miss deal Now. I love you,
Speaker 6: loving this show, and I love you too. Her and you, Michael,
Speaker 6: all that you know, appreciate that you know, and peas
Speaker 6: all that, all that like all that here. Love the
Speaker 6: track team you say, boat baby forever.
Speaker 13: What's her name?
Speaker 6: Shelley, Shelley Anne Price. That's my girl with the hair.
Speaker 6: That's my favorite girl running track. Shakari Richardson? Is it
Speaker 6: right now? Do for me?
Speaker 7: Sha?
Speaker 6: God? I want to meet Shirkari Richardson, man, because I
Speaker 6: like to give her some advice. Because that girl right there, man,
Speaker 6: is she right now? Oh Lord, have mercy. That girl,
Speaker 6: Karrie Richardster is not a joke man. Not getting the
Speaker 6: love serves well. I just want to talk to her.
Speaker 6: I like to talk to her and tell her something
Speaker 6: I know. I've talked to some sports people and I
Speaker 6: loved it. Reach out to her, man and just share
Speaker 6: some old school knowledge with him. Because she needs a
Speaker 6: lot of money on tape. This girl, this girl, that
Speaker 6: girl runs so pretty, man. I ain't seen nobody run
Speaker 6: that pretty. She run pretty man. How that girl can
Speaker 6: fly there?
Speaker 1: Okay, you got it all out. Jamaican love.
Speaker 13: Yeah, miss uh the you know calling you trying to correct?
Speaker 1: Yeah, thank you.
Speaker 6: Yeah, ch Richie, I'm talking about your car, but I
Speaker 6: was just talking about miss theater. Lady from Jamaica calling
Speaker 6: about the lady. She might be on to something, Lady.
Speaker 1: Stop coming off to This is the nephew with today's
Speaker 1: prank phone call. Right after this you're listening morning show
Speaker 1: coming up at the top of the hour, right about
Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, and
Speaker 1: the subject is his father has to keep it down.
Speaker 1: We'll get to that, find out what that's all about.
Speaker 6: And justice we're keeping it up.
Speaker 8: Huh.
Speaker 6: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Any Sometimes these subjects are deceiving. We don't know. Right now,
Speaker 1: you heard them. The nephew is here with today's prank
Speaker 1: phone call, and iphew, we have a phone call for
Speaker 1: you two when you finish with your prank.
Speaker 7: Okay, all this right here is refrigerator delivery.
Speaker 13: Refrigerator, the deliver red. All right, let's go cut up
Speaker 13: refrigerator deliverate.
Speaker 8: Hello.
Speaker 7: Hello, I'm trying to reach out, mister, please miss missus Jackson.
Speaker 7: I'm the driver, man, I'm actually the delivery guy that's
Speaker 7: bringing you refrigerator over the day.
Speaker 8: Okay, what's going on?
Speaker 7: Okay, listen, I know we had a window that was
Speaker 7: from eight to twelve this morning's see, it's eleven thirty now,
Speaker 7: so we're running a little bit behind schedule. Man, we
Speaker 7: have some problems at the yard getting everything loaded up.
Speaker 8: Man, come on, man, you killing me. I can't. Y'all
Speaker 8: y'all running behind.
Speaker 7: Were a little bit behind schedule. Man, we're gonna have
Speaker 7: will be there somewhere between twelve and four.
Speaker 8: Come on, man, y'all got to do better than that, now, Man,
Speaker 8: with my job.
Speaker 6: I understand, sir, I understand that.
Speaker 8: Actually it's actually I got a man. I got all
Speaker 8: my food in here, and and the coolers and stuff. Man,
Speaker 8: I got ice everywhere. I mean so, so, I mean,
Speaker 8: what's what, What's what's going on? I'll ain't got the regert.
Speaker 8: I'm trying to figure out.
Speaker 6: No, No, we loaded up, you know, we just have
Speaker 6: some problems.
Speaker 7: I think one of the fourth lifts went out, and
Speaker 7: you know, it kind of pushed us back, so that four,
Speaker 7: our win that we had from eight to twelve, man
Speaker 7: just got ruined. And now we're pushing things from our
Speaker 7: twelve to four. So between twelve and four, Man, we
Speaker 7: would definitely be there.
Speaker 8: Y'all got to be better than that. Course I suppose
Speaker 8: to yesterday.
Speaker 13: Actually, the warehouse supervisor, he's actually out today.
Speaker 6: He's not here, so.
Speaker 8: He's not in. So yeah, Man, Yeah, I'm supposed to
Speaker 8: be working one car. You said y'all gonna be until
Speaker 8: in between twelve and four. I'm supposed to be a
Speaker 8: work in one o'clock.
Speaker 6: I understand it, Man. I greatly apologize.
Speaker 7: Man, it this rarely happens, and it just so happened
Speaker 7: this morning and forklift was down and we had a
Speaker 7: lot of stuff to load up. You know, we got
Speaker 7: I got ten refrigerators on this truck, man, and one
Speaker 7: of them is definitely yours, sir. So I'm definitely gonna
Speaker 7: be getting to tell you as soon as I can.
Speaker 8: So so man pushing it because I'm supposed to be
Speaker 8: your work. And then I scheduled everything else around this
Speaker 8: because I'm supposed to know, I gotta have a refrigerator
Speaker 8: on the food and stuff in there in the in
Speaker 8: the kitchen and whatnot.
Speaker 6: You' you refrigerator went out? Did it go?
Speaker 13: Refrigerator went out? Is that what happened?
Speaker 8: Yeah, very so did. I mean, I had it for
Speaker 8: quite some time, you know, So it's just amount of
Speaker 8: time for we'll go out. So I'm trying to go
Speaker 8: ahead and get a new one, you know, right.
Speaker 7: So that's why, Well, no schedule. I can schedule you
Speaker 7: next week sometime if you want me to.
Speaker 8: I mean I can't. I can't afford it. We're gonna
Speaker 8: pay this food that I got in here all over
Speaker 8: the floor.
Speaker 7: Let me let me get the hustling man. See if
Speaker 7: I can move as quick as I can. But twelve
Speaker 7: or four is the window.
Speaker 6: Man. Like I said, I apologize, miss, but we'll be
Speaker 6: that man.
Speaker 13: We're gonna we're gonna we're gonna beat that with your
Speaker 13: refrigerator day.
Speaker 8: Okay, okay. So so when you when you on your way,
Speaker 8: how about I want you to call me and let
Speaker 8: me know that you're on your waist so I know
Speaker 8: what's going on.
Speaker 7: We don't normally, we don't normally call when we're on
Speaker 7: our way. We just come on in and get things
Speaker 7: set up.
Speaker 8: What do you mean, don't you just call me?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 7: Yeah, Like I said, the problem is on us.
Speaker 6: Man, I'll give you a call when we enroute.
Speaker 8: Okay, okay, I appreciate that. Now you said twe you
Speaker 8: said between twelve and four.
Speaker 7: Now, yes, sir, tween twelve and four. We definitely be there.
Speaker 7: We got your on the truck man.
Speaker 8: Okay, I don't I don't want to, miss man.
Speaker 6: No, no, we got you. We got you. We'll see
Speaker 6: you in a minute. Man, all right, take care.
Speaker 7: Hello, uh miss, this is Jackson again, the delivery guy
Speaker 7: man with the refrigerator. Listen, this is about man. We
Speaker 7: run into a few more problems here. Man, it looks
Speaker 7: like we're probably not gonna get that refrigerator out till tomorrow.
Speaker 7: Sometimes you said, you said, what we run into a
Speaker 7: few more problems. Man, it looks like we're probably not
Speaker 7: gonna get that refrigerator out till tomorrow.
Speaker 8: Ran into a few more problems, a few more problems.
Speaker 7: Like what, sir, We got some problems with some uh
Speaker 7: some more delivers we got just with all the delivers
Speaker 7: we got it, just don't sing. We're gonna make it
Speaker 7: on your side of town to be able to get
Speaker 7: this thing table.
Speaker 8: You're not gonna make it on my side of town?
Speaker 8: What kind of is that you use your you decide
Speaker 8: you want to take my money when I paid for it,
Speaker 8: when I paid for it, But you're gonna tell me
Speaker 8: you don't. You ain't gonna make it on my side
Speaker 8: of town.
Speaker 7: Well, but when you definitely get out there tomorrow, Man,
Speaker 7: we definitely can get out there the mark.
Speaker 8: I can't. I can't have my situation out here tomorrow.
Speaker 8: I got chicken and beefing uh and man brisk all
Speaker 8: over here, him my sloaks, and you're gonna tell me
Speaker 8: you can't make it in here til tomorrow? What got it?
Speaker 8: Just that you you? You ain't got no answers for
Speaker 8: me on that erstand No, No, I don't. I don't
Speaker 8: think you understand, son, Because I got sitting I got
Speaker 8: food and icen sitting in here, and coolers all over
Speaker 8: the floor in my kitchen. You're gonna tell me that
Speaker 8: I did just you can't make it in here til
Speaker 8: tomorrow with my with my with my fridge the hell
Speaker 8: because because you you you you you you and on
Speaker 8: the back for ramp.
Speaker 9: The what.
Speaker 8: Yesterday?
Speaker 9: The word that way is I.
Speaker 8: Told him yesterday I had to have my work at
Speaker 8: one o'clock. I told him that. I said, now, you
Speaker 8: got to refrigerated here on time because I gotta have
Speaker 8: my at work when I don't talk to you when,
Speaker 8: like I said.
Speaker 13: Certainly not working today.
Speaker 8: He's not in the day in charge.
Speaker 7: Well, actually the lady named one that's actually in charge
Speaker 7: of Larry Lee's. But uh, I don't even know if
Speaker 7: I saw mom.
Speaker 8: But but you reggative? You why do y'all doing over there?
Speaker 8: I did, We're gonna have it there. It was I
Speaker 8: took off my joy for y'all had the refrigerated here.
Speaker 8: I'm here at home. Now you call me back, and.
Speaker 7: So all I can tell you is we're gonna be
Speaker 7: there tomorrow. Okay, I'm not gonna go back and forth.
Speaker 8: You said you're not gonna go you know what, you frigerator. Sorry,
Speaker 8: y'all you take the frigerator, so you take their refrigerator.
Speaker 8: Build up enough, I don't want to know more. I
Speaker 8: can go around put this school in my neighbor frigerator,
Speaker 8: and I'm gonna go give me another one somewhere else
Speaker 8: because you playing around. Ain't got time for your mess sir.
Speaker 13: I don't know if I don't know if that's refunded.
Speaker 17: You know what you mean?
Speaker 8: You don't know is refunable?
Speaker 9: You got time?
Speaker 8: You're gonna take my money and you're gonna tell me
Speaker 8: that I can't have my money back. You can't get
Speaker 8: my friger on your time, sir.
Speaker 6: Listen, there's one more thing I need to.
Speaker 8: Say to me, because.
Speaker 7: Okay, but I have one more thing I need to
Speaker 7: tell you. Okay, are you listening? This will probably help everything.
Speaker 7: What this is, Nephew Tommy from the Steve Hobby Morning Show.
Speaker 7: You just got pranked by your wife.
Speaker 8: You know what I'm gonna fix up, so Preserator, that's
Speaker 8: what I want to know. I tell you what they showed.
Speaker 8: Uperator put it.
Speaker 1: But we built hand.
Speaker 6: How many he's answering his question though every day?
Speaker 7: But how many times? How many times have you been
Speaker 7: waiting at home and they change your window? How many
Speaker 7: times did that happened to you? They tell you what,
Speaker 7: we're gonna be there between twelve and twelve and four
Speaker 7: will be there then, or we'll be in between ten
Speaker 7: and two.
Speaker 6: Y'all man.
Speaker 13: They keep calling back calling back, calling back.
Speaker 1: All right, speaking of calling nephew, you ready for this,
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Speaker 1: Thank you nephew. Subject his father has to keep it down.
Speaker 1: Dear Stephen Shirley, I'm married to a man that can't
Speaker 1: tell his family no about anything. I met him twenty
Speaker 1: two years ago at his daddy's shoe shop, and we dated,
Speaker 1: fell in love, and got married. I'm forever grateful to
Speaker 1: his dad because he paid my tuition for my senior
Speaker 1: year of college after my family faced a financial crisis.
Speaker 1: My dad did pay him back over time, and he
Speaker 1: will forever be one of my favorite people. But I
Speaker 1: want him out of my house. He's seventy two years
Speaker 1: old and he's on his second wife. He cheated on
Speaker 1: her in March. He was relieved that he got caught
Speaker 1: so he could leave the woman. That's when he asked
Speaker 1: me and my husband if he could live with us
Speaker 1: for a while. I said no, and I told him
Speaker 1: to work things out with his wife. My husband overruled me,
Speaker 1: and he reminded me how his dad helped me out
Speaker 1: years ago in college. So his dad moved in. We
Speaker 1: have a split level house and at the front door
Speaker 1: you go upstairs for the main part of the house,
Speaker 1: and you go downstairs and there's a bonus room, a bathroom,
Speaker 1: and a sauna that my husband got me for Christmas.
Speaker 1: His daddy is on the bottom floor on our sleeper
Speaker 1: sofa and he's been living down there since June doing
Speaker 1: whatever he wants to do with his girlfriend, Miss Beverly.
Speaker 1: I have caught them naked in my sauna, and I've
Speaker 1: walked in on them down there having sex on the couch.
Speaker 1: Miss Beverly likes to cook for him in my kitchen
Speaker 1: and I have to say and I have no say
Speaker 1: so in it. The worst part is all of the
Speaker 1: begging and screaming that Miss Beverly does all hours of
Speaker 1: the night. There isn't a door separating the floor, so
Speaker 1: we hear them having sex constantly. How do I get
Speaker 1: my husband to see that it's time for Papa and
Speaker 1: Miss Beverly to get their own place. Wow, Papa is
Speaker 1: living his best life. He's seventy two, years old, with
Speaker 1: no responsibilities except to himself to have a good time.
Speaker 1: But it sounds like his lady friend, Miss Beverly, is
Speaker 1: having the most fun of all. And I could see
Speaker 1: how this is on your last nerve. Yes, his dad
Speaker 1: paid her tuition your last year of college, and yes
Speaker 1: that was cool and very generous of him. But Papa
Speaker 1: has truly worn out his welcome using your home as
Speaker 1: his personal motel room. You and your husband are not
Speaker 1: on the same page about this. You already said your
Speaker 1: husband can't say no to his family about anything. You're
Speaker 1: not in this same page. You guys aren't united. His
Speaker 1: dad knows that, and that's why he's taking advantage of
Speaker 1: the situation. How long is he supposed to hold this
Speaker 1: loan thing over your head? I mean, your dad paid
Speaker 1: him back. Eventually, It's time for you to step up
Speaker 1: as the woman of the house and talk to your
Speaker 1: husband about making arrangements for Papa and Miss Beverly to
Speaker 1: either quiet it down downstairs or find themself a love
Speaker 1: nest someplace else.
Speaker 6: That's it, Steve, eh, Hey, I go here to go?
Speaker 6: All right, let's go here we go. Let me tell
Speaker 6: you what's really happening here. You you've been married to
Speaker 6: a man that can't tell his family no. Uh, you
Speaker 6: met him twenty two years ago at his daddy's shoe shop.
Speaker 6: That's critical information. His daddy's shoe shop started dating, y'all
Speaker 6: gotting married. Now, you said, I'll be fairver grateful to
Speaker 6: his dad because he paid my tuition for my senior
Speaker 6: year of college. After my family faced the cry find
Speaker 6: out your crisis, you said, I'll forever be grateful he's
Speaker 6: Then you said my dad did pay him back over time.
Speaker 6: Now let me tell you something. This man must have
Speaker 6: been doing good with the shoe shop because he paid
Speaker 6: for his own son's college education, then stepped in and
Speaker 6: paid George too. Now, your daddy did pay him out.
Speaker 6: And then here's where the the lie. Here's where the
Speaker 6: letter just turns into one big old line. He will
Speaker 6: forever be one of my favorite people. The line I
Speaker 6: wrote right after that is no he won't. He will
Speaker 6: forever be one of my favorite people. My next line
Speaker 6: I wrote was no he won't, because your next line was,
Speaker 6: but I want him out of my house. See how
Speaker 6: that work right there? Now, just one line prior he
Speaker 6: was one of he will forever be one of my
Speaker 6: favorite people. Then you say, but I want him out
Speaker 6: of my house. You don't put favorite people out your house.
Speaker 6: You know why my sons don't live with me no
Speaker 6: more because they stopped being one of my favorite people.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 6: See, once you stop being one of my favorite people,
Speaker 6: you got to get out. So when you say he
Speaker 6: will forever be one of my favorite people, no he won't.
Speaker 6: If you're not married, you can be married to a
Speaker 6: person and that person can stop being your favorite person
Speaker 6: and you want them to move. Stop lying out here, people,
Speaker 6: you will forever be one of my favorite people. Nobody ain't.
Speaker 6: Nobody feet to be one of your favorite people all
Speaker 6: the time, except your mama. My mama was my only
Speaker 6: favorite person all the time. She was one of my
Speaker 6: favorite people all the time. Other than that. Now them
Speaker 6: all the mother favorite people they come to go. Now
Speaker 6: you want to put the man out the house. He's
Speaker 6: seventy two years old. He on his second wife. That
Speaker 6: ain't nothing. He cheated on her and mand and heople's
Speaker 6: relieved he got caught so he could lead a woman. Yep,
Speaker 6: it happens. But let's just move on to his right head.
Speaker 6: Yeah it happened. You know, Oh you don't think it happened.
Speaker 6: You know how many favorite people you then left? Think
Speaker 6: about it, y'all? Who in here ain't had a favorite
Speaker 6: person that stopped being their favorite person? Hello?
Speaker 13: Quickly a list.
Speaker 6: Of I got that though, one hundred favorite people that
Speaker 6: I don't talk too long more.
Speaker 1: We'll have part two of Steve's response coming up at
Speaker 1: twenty three minutes after the hour. Today's Strawberry Letters. Subject
Speaker 1: his father has to keep it down. We'll get into it,
Speaker 1: get back into it right after this. You're listening.
Speaker 10: Morning show.
Speaker 1: All right, Come on, Steve, let's recap today's strawberry letter.
Speaker 1: The subject is his father has to keep it down?
Speaker 13: All right?
Speaker 6: This lady done let her father in law move into
Speaker 6: the house as a kind of a repayment. You know,
Speaker 6: he helped her out in college when her family fell
Speaker 6: in hard times, and so her husband's dad stepped in
Speaker 6: and owns a shoe shop, paid her tuition. Well, he
Speaker 6: got a divorce, he cheated on his wife. He was
Speaker 6: relieved to lead a woman anyway, and so now he
Speaker 6: needs a place to stay. She said, he will forever
Speaker 6: be one of her favorite people. And then right after that,
Speaker 6: she said, but I want him out of my house.
Speaker 6: I know exactly where you at, ma'am. A lot of
Speaker 6: favorite people I wanted out of my house before. They
Speaker 6: weren't my favorite people at one point in time, but
Speaker 6: the moment they stopped being a favorite person of mine.
Speaker 6: Please your ask gots to move children included anyway, I
Speaker 6: said that out there, Yeah, just children included. He as
Speaker 6: could he move into the house. I said no. I
Speaker 6: told him to work things out with his wife. Now,
Speaker 6: I don't know how you think. What do you think
Speaker 6: he got caught cheating? Now you want him to work
Speaker 6: it out with his wife. Maybe the wife don't want
Speaker 6: it worked out. You ever thought of that? So now
Speaker 6: he come to you. Your husband overruled you, and he
Speaker 6: reminded you of how his dad helped you out when
Speaker 6: you were in college. So his dad moved in. Y'all
Speaker 6: got a two level house and downstairs as a bonus room,
Speaker 6: got a bathroom in it, and a soner that your
Speaker 6: husband got you from Miss Christen, his daddy that moved
Speaker 6: in down Now he's staying on the sleeper sofa and
Speaker 6: he been living down there since June. Eh, that's a
Speaker 6: lot of muss now doing whatever he wants to do
Speaker 6: with his old ass girlfriend, Miss Beverley Beverly. And you
Speaker 6: know they are old because on nobody name they baby Beverley,
Speaker 6: no more whole ass, miss Beverley. I have caught them
Speaker 6: naked in my sona just sitting up in there, just naked.
Speaker 6: And then the worst part of it is, oh and
Speaker 6: then you know you called him in that neked You
Speaker 6: done walked in on them having sex on the couch.
Speaker 6: Well where you want to have sex, because sometimes you
Speaker 6: don't have time. He sleep on sleep or sofa and
Speaker 6: if he ain't let it out into the sleeper yet,
Speaker 6: well what else is he got used? Because now you
Speaker 6: got this, you in the passion of the moment, you
Speaker 6: ain't got time to let this damn bed out, put
Speaker 6: your sheets on there and make it all up. The
Speaker 6: mood could be gone because every time he gotta go
Speaker 6: to bed, he gotta let this damn sleep. For so
Speaker 6: far you got hardier when you nicked. If younked you
Speaker 6: you are you excited and you gotta let this damn
Speaker 6: sleep for sofar that is wrong of you to want
Speaker 6: them to go through all that. Well, it's not the couch,
Speaker 6: it's his bed, right and you need to start knocking
Speaker 6: your ass is just walking in here like you fired well,
Speaker 6: quit walking down in there looking at him, neked in
Speaker 6: the sauna. You got the ass to come down there. Now,
Speaker 6: that's his room. Your sauna is down there in his room,
Speaker 6: and him and Miss Beverley is sitting up in the
Speaker 6: ass naked sweating all these different body parsing fluids in
Speaker 6: your sonna. The worst part is all the big and
Speaker 6: and screaming that Miss Beverly does all hours of the night.
Speaker 6: Miss Beverley is down there putting on a damn show,
Speaker 6: begging ass screaming, please please, please, please yes, please.
Speaker 13: Please don't stop. Please don't you damn don't.
Speaker 6: You damn please? Come on now, come on now, come on,
Speaker 6: come on. What you're waiting on? What you're waiting on?
Speaker 6: Come on?
Speaker 7: What you wait?
Speaker 6: You want some more? Get it? Get it, get it,
Speaker 6: get it, Come on now, don't stop getting That's an
Speaker 6: old woman down there, this old people scream, you know it.
Speaker 13: Don't be like no young there ain't none of that.
Speaker 13: This n sound like an old sick ass cat.
Speaker 6: Yeah, get it now, don't stop, just like two damn
Speaker 6: old ass cats in the alley. You will never try
Speaker 6: to throw up Miss Beverly down there.
Speaker 18: You don't you Come on now, come on now, don't
Speaker 18: stop getting it, get it, Come on herm and let's
Speaker 18: get with it. Nine no, no, no, no no, look
Speaker 18: at him, no no Lord ham Medson scream from me,
Speaker 18: beg some more.
Speaker 1: Please, that's what she doesn't want to hear, the white
Speaker 1: of all that she's doing.
Speaker 6: James, my please please please please please, please don't go.
Speaker 6: I want some more? Please love it? And they having concept?
Speaker 6: How do I get my husband?
Speaker 13: See?
Speaker 6: It's time for popping miss Belly to get their own place.
Speaker 6: It's time for them to go. All this hollering, cooking
Speaker 6: and all that old ass food. She in that front
Speaker 6: cracking all right.
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Speaker 1: got Junior with Sports Talk today. Right after this you're.
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Speaker 1: It is time now for Junior and Sports Talk, which
Speaker 1: you got Junior pippin.
Speaker 6: What's up? What's up?
Speaker 1: What's up?
Speaker 3: Junior?
Speaker 6: We got a pick man. I'm ready man, y'all you
Speaker 6: like this out shit right here?
Speaker 7: What you got on?
Speaker 1: Man?
Speaker 6: What you got on? Pippin? Oh, this is all this
Speaker 6: brand new? I just had this maid. Man, it's all
Speaker 6: right here. This is special silk worm cotton, straight out
Speaker 6: of China. Okay, yeah, this is called I call this
Speaker 6: Bethele of Ham. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Nice, right here, put it's straight out of China. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: but you know.
Speaker 6: They don't making in Bethlehem no more. You can't go
Speaker 6: You can't get nothing out of that right now. They tripping,
Speaker 6: you know, little current events. But you can go ahead.
Speaker 4: Okay, let's pick man Jack Wars, Saints Jaguars.
Speaker 6: Saw you got jaguarse daby all day?
Speaker 1: Duvall Brown's coat, pipping.
Speaker 6: Brown's baby all day, Cleveland.
Speaker 4: Bill's Patriots, piping Bill's commanders, Giants, pip Commander's junior.
Speaker 6: What did you get n attitude with me? Come on,
Speaker 6: HB watch yourself. But Lions rams here we go. You
Speaker 6: already no Detroit baby, oh day players up in there,
Speaker 6: a little Detroit.
Speaker 13: Cities licause I still got a pair on.
Speaker 4: I got a pair of right now, okay, pipping the
Speaker 4: Falcons Buccaneers, come on.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's a hard one. Come on, Falcons. All right,
Speaker 6: Steve Ram, Pip come on, Rams, try. I know you ain't,
Speaker 6: but try.
Speaker 4: Cardinals, Seahawks, Seahawks, here go, Pip package Broncos.
Speaker 6: Damn, Broncos can't win. I love I love Wilson, but
Speaker 6: boy HERU come on Broncos. I know, come on. Charge
Speaker 6: of chiefs, Charge of chiefs, Chiefs all day, baby, come on,
Speaker 6: you know what's happening?
Speaker 4: Dolphins Eagles pipping?
Speaker 10: Mmmm no, no, no, no.
Speaker 6: I know you tried to get me to say dolphins.
Speaker 6: But the Eagles gonna make a comeback. They lost last week.
Speaker 6: Put them Damn.
Speaker 13: I don't know how they lost.
Speaker 6: They came to the Jets. Yeah, Eagles is back. Jayalen hurts, Baby,
Speaker 6: forty nine is bick is pipping? Oh, forty nine is
Speaker 6: mad at the Browns. I'm gonna go with the forty
Speaker 6: nine ers, man, That is sure?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 6: Janires Junior, Thank you.
Speaker 1: Pipon thinks. Coming up at the top of the hour,
Speaker 1: a guy on social media needs some advice. He wants
Speaker 1: to know is it okay to wander away from the
Speaker 1: family while they're on vacation. I will talk about it
Speaker 1: right after this.
Speaker 6: You good, lost.
Speaker 1: You're listening.
Speaker 10: Morning Show.
Speaker 1: All Right, Steve Javon on Facebook says it's been three years,
Speaker 1: but he's finally in the position to take the entire
Speaker 1: family on vacation. He says, it's going to be great
Speaker 1: to see the kids cut loose at Disney, and we're
Speaker 1: all very much looking forward to it. My wife and I, however,
Speaker 1: are at odds on one topic. I want one day
Speaker 1: to just roam off on my own and do my
Speaker 1: own thing. She's getting an attitude because she thinks I
Speaker 1: need a vacation away from her. It's not just her,
Speaker 1: it's everyone. I just want a night away, to go
Speaker 1: to a couple of bars and just be all by myself.
Speaker 10: Is that so wrong?
Speaker 6: Yeah? Your dogs? I mean, I understand where you're coming from,
Speaker 6: but that ain't the time to do it. You got
Speaker 6: to do that at the house. You can't take your
Speaker 6: family down to Disney and there's just one off because now,
Speaker 6: I mean your dog, dog. Do you know how hard
Speaker 6: it is to find somebody back at Disney. Dog, Once
Speaker 6: you get separated at Disney, the chances of finding them
Speaker 6: is slim, which may be your hold gone now I know,
Speaker 6: But bruh, you can't do it on the Disney trips.
Speaker 6: You got to get you some time by yourself. You
Speaker 6: can saved up this money for the family. You one night,
Speaker 6: you can go to some bars and all like that
Speaker 6: dog that that ain't sounding real family at all, and
Speaker 6: thin where you're going to tell me you're going somewhere.
Speaker 6: He just wants to just be ye. See, he gotta good.
Speaker 6: You gotta get off Disney for all that you're talking
Speaker 6: about that. I'm gonna tell you right now that damn
Speaker 6: mouse is everywhere. You can go there and go to
Speaker 6: that damn mouse. It's a constant reminder. It ain't but
Speaker 6: a couple of spots at Disney where you ain't got
Speaker 6: to see that mouse. It's a constant response. Yeah, bro,
Speaker 6: this ain't a good idea. Man, This is not a
Speaker 6: good idea. Not on the family trip. You got to
Speaker 6: get you a sad day all to yourself and go
Speaker 6: home and go to some balls and stuff and then
Speaker 6: come on back home. You can't take your family down
Speaker 6: there and then wanda off.
Speaker 9: What is that?
Speaker 17: All right?
Speaker 1: I think we have time for one more. Steve Tom
Speaker 1: on Facebook says, Hey Steve, my name is Tom and
Speaker 1: I'm one of your blue eyed soul brother listeners. Over
Speaker 1: the last week, I've been the most hated man in
Speaker 1: my neighborhood, and it's all because of my love for Halloween.
Speaker 1: My love for the holiday is well known, and I've
Speaker 1: invested tens of thousands of dollars over the last decade
Speaker 1: making sure I have the greatest house in our subdivision.
Speaker 1: Now people go out of their way to drive by
Speaker 1: the house, see the spooky decorations, look at the lights,
Speaker 1: and hear my new giant ogre yell at them. It's
Speaker 1: freaking awesome. My neighbors, however, have let it be known
Speaker 1: how much they hate me around this time each year.
Speaker 1: I've set timers to shut things down at nine pm
Speaker 1: each night, but it doesn't seem to make things any better.
Speaker 1: Help me find common ground with my neighbors.
Speaker 6: Please, Yeah, ain't gonna be able to help you with
Speaker 6: just some dog I'm coming, tom. I don't give a
Speaker 6: damn by no ogas, goblins and all this here. I
Speaker 6: don't care about no giant ass pumpkins with no lights
Speaker 6: and their little teeth missing jack O Landas. I ain't
Speaker 6: never been into that, so I can't help you all man,
Speaker 6: and you blue eyes soul brother, I appreciate that. But
Speaker 6: if you live in a black neighborhood, they gonna get
Speaker 6: tied to your ass really fast. And if you live
Speaker 6: in a white neighborhood, they probably tied the yeahs, who
Speaker 6: is every year in it? Every year? Yeah? Every year?
Speaker 6: That's cool. I can't help you, though. I can't help
Speaker 6: you all saying. I mean, for crying out loud. Come on,
Speaker 6: you're scaring the children. It's just crazy. We've got people
Speaker 6: coming down the street that don't normally come here. They're
Speaker 6: taking photos. Our address is showing up in the photos.
Speaker 13: It's a safety hazard.
Speaker 6: I've got a ring doorbell and it's just crowded with
Speaker 6: people all the time. Your yard is a nuisance, well.
Speaker 1: A white neighborhood. So if he lives in the hood hood, then.
Speaker 13: What hey, man, you're gonna cut all the damn ghost
Speaker 13: out and everybody like this.
Speaker 6: Okay, right now, you got one more. I tell you
Speaker 6: what you're gonna do. No, no, I tell you what
Speaker 6: you're gonna do. You're gonna have your Halloween there Friday
Speaker 6: after that. Cut all this mess out your Halloween. But
Speaker 6: now cut all these lights out, cause we got all this.
Speaker 6: We gotta do all this again. On Christia.
Speaker 1: Sorry, sorry, Tom Harby Moon Show coming up in twenty
Speaker 1: minutes after the hour right after this.
Speaker 10: You're listening Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 1: All right, Carla is here with some weekend HBCU homecoming news.
Speaker 2: What you got, Carla, Well, look at my sweatshirt this
Speaker 2: week and this weekend HU. Happy Homecoming the Howard University.
Speaker 7: It's going down.
Speaker 2: We have to say Happy Homecoming to our home station
Speaker 2: w h R on the campus ninety six point three
Speaker 2: on the campus of Howard University, the Bisons Day of
Speaker 2: the Bisons are celebrating homecoming all this week, wrapping things up.
Speaker 6: Saturday is the big.
Speaker 1: Game against Norfolk State.
Speaker 2: The spartans of the events include, you know they gonna
Speaker 2: have alumni HU Alumni Happy Hour, block Party, the Mecca tailgate,
Speaker 2: and step show. So we love it HBCU Homecomings. You
Speaker 2: know fall that's what it's all about. Homecoming and we
Speaker 2: celebrate our culture of pride unity on the campus of
Speaker 2: any HBCU. If you attended one, you have pride for
Speaker 2: all of them. So Happy Homecoming to Howard University. Steve,
Speaker 2: I want you to tell me what was your favorite
Speaker 2: quickly your favorite college memory, Kent State.
Speaker 6: My favorite college moment. Oh that party we threw that
Speaker 6: night when I Wish album came out. She was in
Speaker 6: the key of life. Boom boom boom. Looking back on
Speaker 6: you was that was the coldest night. And then when
Speaker 6: later on after that How Players album came out with
Speaker 6: five and we lick candles and went around the party
Speaker 6: in a circle.
Speaker 1: Nice y'all coming up in thirty three minutes after the hour,
Speaker 1: we'll play around it. Would you rather? Right after this
Speaker 1: you're listening.
Speaker 10: Morning shows?
Speaker 1: It is time now for a round of would you rather?
Speaker 1: Would you rather drink water from a vase that has
Speaker 1: two week old flowers? Or would you rather eat a
Speaker 1: big spider web?
Speaker 13: Surey where you get all this fear have to mess from?
Speaker 1: Would you rather? Would you rather drink water from a
Speaker 1: vase that has a two week old flowers? Or would
Speaker 1: you rather eat a big spider web?
Speaker 6: That's it?
Speaker 1: Nothing to do?
Speaker 13: Yeah, that water trifle two weeks old, it's in there.
Speaker 13: You're gonna be sick.
Speaker 6: You're the web.
Speaker 13: I've got some nice nutrition in in the summer. I'm
Speaker 13: gonna have to eat that web with you many all right?
Speaker 1: Would you rather have all your teeth fall out? Or
Speaker 1: would you rather have all your toenails fall out?
Speaker 6: Oh you can take these toenails. I wear sandals and everything,
Speaker 6: won't have a toenail. Man. I got that kind of
Speaker 6: in my family. I get. I give my little son
Speaker 6: in law, John John, John John, come over there and
Speaker 6: paint some toenails on that for me. Realist.
Speaker 1: Hell, he's an artist.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I'll be walking around with press. Just be walking
Speaker 6: with them sanders on, just nails, just all over the mall.
Speaker 1: What color? What color.
Speaker 6: Color ain't gonna be They're gonna be clear, clear, okay,
Speaker 6: all right, all right?
Speaker 1: Would you rather find a dead body a year? Would
Speaker 1: you rather find a dead body in your freezer, in
Speaker 1: your deep freezer, or would you rather find a dead
Speaker 1: body in your closet freezer?
Speaker 7: Closet, that freeze, Yeah, that freeze. He's thinking, he's thinking,
Speaker 7: if he in that, if he in that closet. Now,
Speaker 7: if you in that freezer, we keep the smell down.
Speaker 1: We'll get it with your meat and stuff.
Speaker 6: We're gonna get him out of this. Your problem ain't
Speaker 6: gonna be the meat, surely, what your problem is gonna
Speaker 6: be with the police. Yeah, you've got to get to
Speaker 6: get him out of here. Better than the freezer because
Speaker 6: last he in one position. You know, you can just
Speaker 6: get you up and get him and sliding. He's gonna
Speaker 6: have a lot of ice on him. You can slide
Speaker 6: him across the floe easy. Yeah, all right?
Speaker 1: Would you rather communicate only any mojis or never be
Speaker 1: able to text ever? Again?
Speaker 6: Been the hell with test? That's confused? Don't give me
Speaker 6: them little yellow faces. I'll work with him.
Speaker 1: All right, Thank you, guys. That's today's rounded. Would you
Speaker 1: rather coming up in forty nine minutes after we'll close
Speaker 1: out the show our last break and Steve we'll have
Speaker 1: some closing remarks right after this. You're listening.
Speaker 10: Morning show?
Speaker 1: All right, guys, here we are last break of the day.
Speaker 1: It's been a good day, good Thursday.
Speaker 11: Yeah.
Speaker 1: We gotta say, uh, happy birthday to our production manager,
Speaker 1: he keeps the show together, David Hines. Thank you Dave.
Speaker 1: Happy birthday.
Speaker 2: All right.
Speaker 7: We gotta say, we gotta say we are just uh,
Speaker 7: we are just in prayer for Will Smith right now
Speaker 7: and just everything he's going through.
Speaker 9: We just.
Speaker 7: It's just disgusting. It just is the Smiths and then
Speaker 7: the Smith's kids. It's just they can't tolerat it. No more.
Speaker 6: It's just it's just it's just the same.
Speaker 1: What are you crying?
Speaker 6: I'm sall that's what he wanted to pray for, So,
Speaker 6: you know prayers, let them ahead on with it. But
Speaker 6: for Will. Hey, y'all, I got closing remark today. I
Speaker 6: just want to remind everybody that life is ten percent.
Speaker 6: What happens to you is ninety percent of what you
Speaker 6: do about it. Everybody has to deal with the ten percent.
Speaker 6: Your job is to not let the ten percent be
Speaker 6: bigger than ten percent. See, what happens is when things
Speaker 6: happen to you in your life, you've got to develop
Speaker 6: the coping skills to get you through it, because that's
Speaker 6: the measure of life. That's the experience you we all
Speaker 6: have to garner as we go along through this thing
Speaker 6: called life. We've got to get better experienced at better
Speaker 6: at handling the what happens to us in life. Because
Speaker 6: if you notice the what happens, often time repeats itself.
Speaker 6: I'll give you an example. You're gonna run up into
Speaker 6: somebody that you think is your friend, and then you're
Speaker 6: gonna discover that they're not really your friend at all.
Speaker 6: That will happen to you more than once everybody that's
Speaker 6: grown has known that it will happen more than once.
Speaker 6: You are going to have to deal with betrayal more
Speaker 6: than once. You will have to deal with disappointment more
Speaker 6: than once. Disappointment comes over and over and over again.
Speaker 6: It just comes in different shapes, forms and fashions. So
Speaker 6: what you have to do is knowing that these things
Speaker 6: are going to happen to you. It's called life. You
Speaker 6: are going to be challenged, you are going to suffer setbacks,
Speaker 6: you will experience hardship, and you will have to endure
Speaker 6: things that's unfair. Unfairness is a part of life. All
Speaker 6: of us have to deal with the unfairness of life.
Speaker 6: Life ain't fair.
Speaker 1: Who told you that?
Speaker 6: Who told you life was fair? Because there are things
Speaker 6: that are going to beset you that you have no
Speaker 6: control over whatsoever. It's just somebody decided to do you dirty.
Speaker 6: Somebody decided to lie about you. Somebody decided to make
Speaker 6: a meme. Somebody decided that you was going to be
Speaker 6: tag you in. Well, that happens to everybody, y'all. It's
Speaker 6: different levels and different measures of it, but it happens
Speaker 6: to everybody. But whatever happens to you, listen, to me,
Speaker 6: that's the ten percent. Life is ten percent. What happens
Speaker 6: to you is ninety percent what you do about it.
Speaker 6: You've got to start perfecting the what you do about
Speaker 6: it part, because that's the part you control. See, you
Speaker 6: have control over the what you do about it, how
Speaker 6: you handle it, how you perceive it, how you drink it,
Speaker 6: how you take it. That's you. If you're drinking the
Speaker 6: negative kool aid over and over and over and over
Speaker 6: and over, do you know what you have? You gotta
Speaker 6: stop stop drinking the negative kool aid. Stop letting people
Speaker 6: determine about you what you know is not true. If
Speaker 6: you know the truth about you, why are you allowing
Speaker 6: somebody with an untruth to affect you. If you're in
Speaker 6: a relationship and the relationship has gone bad, and all
Speaker 6: of a sudden you find out that the person you
Speaker 6: were in love with, y'all ain't really in love no more.
Speaker 6: Y'all don't really even like each other no more. Well,
Speaker 6: you ain't the first person that that's happened to, and
Speaker 6: it may not happen to your only once. So now
Speaker 6: you've got to figure out the what you're gonna do
Speaker 6: about it? Okay, this person don't love you no more? Okay,
Speaker 6: what you're gonna do about that? Do you know that
Speaker 6: you can't make a person love you?
Speaker 7: Do you know that.
Speaker 6: You got to learn that one real quick. It took
Speaker 6: me a minute to learn that one. Do you also
Speaker 6: know that you can't make another person happy? Do you
Speaker 6: know that you cannot make another person happy? As a
Speaker 6: matter of fact, Bishop Jakes told me one time, you
Speaker 6: can't make another person happy. It's not your job, nor
Speaker 6: should you make it your job. Get over it. Let's
Speaker 6: move on. We as we grow up, have to get
Speaker 6: better coping skills so we can deal with these problems
Speaker 6: that beset us. It's gonna happen now. There are some
Speaker 6: things that happen to us in life where you really
Speaker 6: just can't get a real grip on it. And grief.
Speaker 6: Grief is one of those things, you know. I hate
Speaker 6: it when I'm grieving over the loss of somebody. Here
Speaker 6: comes somebody with all this advice. I was at my
Speaker 6: mama's funeral. One more person that came up to me
Speaker 6: and said she in a better place now. I was
Speaker 6: gonna slap her because the better place I wanted her
Speaker 6: to be was upstairs in her.
Speaker 13: Rocking chair at the house I got. All the rest
Speaker 13: of this stuff is what you do about it.
Speaker 6: You've got to develop a better way of coping with it,
Speaker 6: because guess what, y'all, it's gonna happen over and over
Speaker 6: and over again. Get you some God in your life,
Speaker 6: get you some prayer in your life, get you some
Speaker 6: faith in your life, and let it help you deal
Speaker 6: with all this stuff that happens, because once again, life
Speaker 6: is ten percent. What happens to you is ninety percent.
Speaker 6: What you do about it. You got to start doing
Speaker 6: better about it because that you can control. My closing
Speaker 6: remarks today, hope you got something out of If you didn't,
Speaker 6: we'll try it again tomorrow. Y'all have a good one.
Speaker 6: Peace for all.
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