Speaker 1: All chefs talk the talk. Chinese chefs walk the walk.
Speaker 2: Did you hear about the Italian chef who was in
Speaker 2: critical condition at the hospital he passed away? His doctor cried,
Speaker 2: I can only do so much now he's just a
Speaker 2: pizza history.
Speaker 1: An evil French chef mixes kryptonite and retreats and flings
Speaker 1: them at Superman. Batman arrives on the scene but does nothing,
Speaker 1: allowing Jimmy Olsen to catch the pastries in a net,
Speaker 1: at which point Superman saves the day. It's like they say,
Speaker 1: not all heroes snare creeps.
Speaker 2: Why shouldn't you fall in love with a pastry chef?
Speaker 2: They'll desert you.
Speaker 1: I was watching an Australian baking show. The audience clapt
Speaker 1: enthusiastically when the chef made meringue. This surprised me because
Speaker 1: Australians usually boomerang.
Speaker 2: Why did an Indian chef become a comedian because he
Speaker 2: knew how to spice up a joke?
Speaker 1: Why was the chef arrested he was caught beating the
Speaker 1: eggs and whipping the cream.
Speaker 2: What did the chef say when he ran out of spices?
Speaker 2: I don't have time for this.
Speaker 1: A midget chef had to quit his job at a casino.
Speaker 1: He said the stakes were too high.
Speaker 2: The chef added too much salt to my meal. I
Speaker 2: felt insulted.
Speaker 1: Why does chef have high cholesterol? He took everything with
Speaker 1: a grain of salt.
Speaker 2: It's hard for some to be an axe wielding chef.
Speaker 2: Some just can't make the cut.
Speaker 1: What did the French chif give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Speaker 1: A hug and a kishe?
Speaker 2: Why do chefs make terrible artists because all of their
Speaker 2: creations just turned to crap?
Speaker 1: The chefs Who've Done It novel became a best seller.
Speaker 1: The story had all the ingredients you could really sink
Speaker 1: your teeth into.
Speaker 2: Why don't sushi chefs ever get angry because they always
Speaker 2: keep their tempera in check?
Speaker 1: Did you hear about the pasta chefs caught bribing judges
Speaker 1: for an awards ceremony. They were trying to riga TONI.
Speaker 2: Where are most chefs from baker's field?
Speaker 1: What is the chef's favorite drink? Baking soda?
Speaker 2: Why were the Chinese chefs always running late because it
Speaker 2: was a long walk to walk?
Speaker 1: I don't know why more people don't have birds as
Speaker 1: chefs their cooking is impeccable.
Speaker 2: Why do professional bakers and chefs always use butter? There's
Speaker 2: no margarine for error?
Speaker 1: Why didn't the chef scramble eggs? He was afraid of
Speaker 1: taking whisks?
Speaker 2: What route does a chef take to make a livelihood
Speaker 2: the oregano trail?
Speaker 1: What did the cannibal Sioux chef say to the chef?
Speaker 1: Can I blend you a hand? What kind of chef
Speaker 1: will bring it a court a Sioux chef? Why was
Speaker 1: the pastry chef nervous about making one hundred cakes in
Speaker 1: a day. It was a high whisk situation.
Speaker 2: They're passing a law that bans all pastry chefs from voting.
Speaker 2: Apparently bakers can't be choosers.
Speaker 1: When I graduated culinary school, my parents gave me a
Speaker 1: gold plated spoon. It was a stirring tribute. I'm Bob
Speaker 1: Jeffy and I'm Montgomery Jones, And that's the gastronomical dad
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